Fantasy Pralay

[Thakur]

INDEX

Introduction​

Update 1​	Update 2​	Update 3​	Update 4​	Update 5​
Update 6​	Update 7​	Update 8​	Pralay 1​	Pralay 2​
Pralay 3​	Update 9​	Update 10​	Update 11​	Update 12​
Update 13​	Update 14​	Update 15​	Update 16​	Update 17​
Update 18​	Update 19​	Update 20​	Update 21​	Update 22​
Update 23​	Update 24​	Update 25​	Update 26​	Update​

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[Thakur]

Thakur bhai next update kab tak aayega?

Thakur bhai next update kab tak aayega?

Waiting for next update thakur bhai

Jald he aayega

 

[Arvind Sharma]

nice1

 

[parkas]

Thakur bhai next update kab tak aayega?

 

[Alok]

Waiting for next update bhai

 

[Shetan]

Update 1​

Past



To hamara past jo he wo bahot he jhand he par romanchak type wala jhand ,koi aisa waisa nahi.



Jaisa ki humne kaha ke Babu ji ke kahne pe humne engineering me admission liya par hame wo kuchh khas jam nahi raha tha. Matlab padhne me hum bhi aap logo ki tarah he hoshiyar the , mujhe bhi 10th board me 85% percent marks mile the ,fir thoda gaon ke pas wale Science college admission liya . Yaha admission leke mere percent bhale he kam hue par rehen-sehen sudhar gaya matlab kya kehte he usko sheher ke log, ‘living standard’ jo tha mera wo badh gaya.

Jaise ke gaon me dehati/desi gaaliya deta tha fir me angrejo wali galiya dene laga ,gaon me dost ke sath sasti mauve ki pita tha kabhi kabhar to sheher me reh ke Budweiser,Foster,Kingfisher pine laga. Gaon me jaha ladkiyo ko dhang se dekhne ko bhi nahi milta tha pure ghaghare-choli me, ab idhar to khud wo jeans top,cropped top,skirt(kabhi kabhi party me mini-skirt bhi pehenti thi ) me ladkiya taadne ko milti thi.

Bas sab kuchh badal sa gaya jo ek baar gaon se bahar nikla to, par iska ye matlab nahi ke mene kuchh padhai-wadhai nahi ki. 12th me achha khasa padh ke 65% mil he gaye aur sath me JEE me bhi achha khasa score hua aur jaisa sab karte he JEE pass karne ke baad wahi maine bhi kiya matlab engineering me admission liya .

College koi filmy college nahi he jaisa hindi filmo me dikhate he ya jaisa hamari imagination me hota he. College me mera 1st year ek sincere student ki tarah bore hoke chala gaya ,2nd year me yahi sincireaty dhua dhua ho gayi aur muze year drop lag gaya. Gharwale naraj ho gaye ,laazmi he tha ye bhi ,aur me bhi ghar me pade pade unke chehere ki narazgi nahi dekh sakta tha par kya kiya ja sakta tha ab ?

To ab yahi se masala shuru hota he ,matlab story shuru hoti he.





June 14, 2018

Ye mera dusra hafta tha ghar me pade rehne ka, engineering me 6 subject me fail hoke ghar me pada hua tha. Shuruat me socha ke agle 3 mahine jor laga ke padhunga backlog clear kar ke free ho jaunga ,par aaj tak aisa hua he jo ab hoga .

2re hafte me he textbooks ko khoke me bhar rakh diya aur hath jod liye, Socha ye nahi to kuchh kam he kar lunga .

Ab din tha guruvar ka to me bhi subah subah ready hoke nikla gaon ghumne, Babu ji ne to waise sakht mana kiya lofargiri karne se par ye harami man maane kaha.

To bas yunhi ghumte ghumte bus stand wale chaurahe ki taraf nikal pada. Ek yahi jagah he jaha chay,sutta aur hariyali tino milne wali thi, bohot dino ke baad gaon wale dosto ke sath milke tafri karne ka plan banaya tha aur me bhi besharmo ki tarah ja raha tha .

Bass ab aap kahi koi achha kaam karne jaye aur koi dusra aake ungli na kare aisi hamari kismat me kaha.

Me apni masti me chaurahe ki taraf ja he raha tha ke ek kone se badi jaani pechani aawaj aayi,

“O engine babu, kaha chal diye ittar laga ke ?”

Me janta tha awaz kis ki he aur man he man bola,

“Lag gaye lode bhau”



Me : Parnam pehelwan chacha,kaise ho aap ?

(To ye Shambhu Nath Patil he,hamare gaon ke vikhyat pehelwan reh chuke he, abhi 55 baras ke he par sand jaisa shareer he inka ,jawani se leke abtak sekdo kushtiya lad chuke he,par haal he me inke pith ka operation hua to inke pehelwani pe full stop laga he. Mere Babu ji ke kafi achhe mitra he to inke yaha mera bhi pehle aana jana rehta tha. Pita ji bachpan me inke yaha bohot baar le jate the kasrat karane aur wo dono dost kasrat karte the aur inka beta beti mil kar mera tel nikalte the ,kyonki me dubla patla aur wo dono bhai-behen to bhare hue hote the aur muze pura pil he dete the ,isliye me inke yaha jane ke naam se he bahane banana shuru kar deta tha. Inko gaon me sab pehelwan chacha he kehte hai)

Pehelwan chacha : Are me to ekdam badhiya he hu,tu bata ja kidhar raha he subah subah ?

Me : wo bas kucchh kitab wagera aur baki saman lena tha to pas ke gaon me he ja raha tha. Aap sunaiye .

pehelwan chacha : Bas me Chaudhary se milne ja raha tha kuchh kam se ke tu dikh gaya,aa ja baith ja muze bhi pas wale gaon he jana he udhar se .

fir muze bhi baithna pada kyonki inke samne to meri ek na chalti he.

Unhone chachi ko aawaj de ke 2 chaye lane ko boli fir shuru ho gaye,

pehelwan chacha : Bas baith aur bata beta kaha ka program he aaj ka ?

me : Kahi nahi bas ,wahi saman lena tha aur fir khet wale ghar me rakhna tha.

pehelwan chacha : Are kise ullu bana rahe ho babu,tera baap subah he mil ke gaya tha muze ,sheher ki taraf gaya he saman lane, aur mere liye bhi wahi la raha he. Aur tuze pata nahi shayad jis baju wale gaon me tu ja raha tha na udhar teri taange tutne wali thi aaj, ab bata tu ja kidhar raha tha subah subah ? Aur zuth na bolna warna yahi latka dunga .

Me : Chacha mafi deo ,galti hui jo zuth bola,me to bas chaurahe pe dosto se milne nikla tha ,bade dino se milna nahi hua to. Aur aap kya keh rahe the baju wale gaon ka ?

pehelwan chacha : Are wo budhwar(Wednsday) wale bazar ke din baju ke gaon ke ladke aaye the to usme se kisi ne hamare gaon ke ladki ko chhed diya fir marpit hui ,fir 2 din baad jab apne gaon ke kuchh log udhar kaam ke liye gaye to unhone unko pita ,to dono taraf mahoul thoda garam hai.


Me : achha kiya bata diye ,me kal wahi ke bazar jane wala tha. Bas chacha ab nikalta hu ,chaye fir kabhi.


pehelwan chacha : Ruk bola to,tuze kya chaye ke roka he mene ? Meri pith aur kamar me dard he, Ashwin aur Ashwini dono sheher me he unke college me.Ye gadi leke Chaudhari ke ghar jana tha . Chalega na ?

Me : Are chacha muze kaha 4 wheeler gaadi chalani aati he,me to khali bike aur scooter chala leta hu.

pehelwan chacha : Malum he ,me sikha dunga Harish se baat kar chuka hu me .



Fir bas wahi baithe baithe chaye pi li,aur gaadi me baith gaye. Ab sahi me muze gaadi chalani nahi aati to me baith ke pagalo ki unki taraf dekhta raha .

pehelwan chacha : Ye apni purani par jabardast Mahindra commandar he,Ye iska stearing wheel he, Aur ye accelerator ,ye break aur ye akhri wala clutch. Ye gear he ,isme aise gear dalte he. Aise clutch halke dabate he, aise chhodte he.



Bas aise he chacha ek ek chij batate gaye aur me unko follow karta gaya adhe ghante baad bhi hum unke ghar aaspaas he gaadi ghuma rahe the aur darte-2 gaadi chala raha tha. Bich-2 me 3-4 baar band hui,fir yahi sab chalta raha aur hum chaudhary ke ghar jo gaon ke dusre side tha udhar gadi ghuma diye.

pehelwan chacha : Bohot khub ab tu sahi se sikh raha he gaadi. Harish ne bataya tha tu abhi saal bhar ke liye ghar me hai to socha tuze bhi apne sath le leta hu. Mera kam bhi ho jayega ,tuze bhi expirience milega kam ka aur teri kamai bhi ho jayegi isi ke sath.

Me : Konsa kam chacha ,aur kaisi kamai ?

pehelwan chacha : dekh ab Ashwin to he nahi idhar aur wo sahabjade waise bhi mere kheti ke ,dudh ke kaam me interest nahi rakhte …

(ye sunke meri fat gayi ke chacha ab muzse hal chalwayega ,ghar ghar jake dudh bechne ko bolega.)

pehelwan chacha : Are aisa kuchh na he jo tu soch riya he,khali mere sath aur shiva ke sath Bail bajar(janwaro ka bajar) jana he gaadi me ,aur kuchh achhe tagde jaanwar kharidne he. Aur kheti ke liye khaad(fertiliser) ,aur bakin dawaiya laani he . aur jo heavy saman he uske liye apna tempo hai he. Shiva tempo me saman layega tu kharidne ka kam kar. Waise bhi isme kuchh saman tumhara bhi he aur me iske 30,000 Rs. Bhi dunga mahine ke. Kyu kya kehte ho ?

me to sunn ho gaya paise ka naam aur itni badi rakam sun ke . socha waise bhi ghar baithe konsa ande de raha hu to yahi sahi.



Me : Fir bhi kam kitni der karna he chacha ?



pehelwan chacha : Jyada nahi bas hafte me 3 ya kabhi kabhi 4 din . Do-dhai ghante ka rasta he yaha se sheher ka aur ghante bhar me he bail bazar he. Aur shiva tuze gaadi bhi achhe se chalana sikha dega.



Me : Ye bhi thik he fir .



pehelwan chacha : Tu bharose ka ladka he re aur mere dost ka beta he . Ab jab ye Ashwin kaam nahi karta to aise he karna he. Aur shiva to kuchh bhi ho hai to naukar he uske hath me lakho rupaye kaise de sakte he.

Me : Hmm sahi baat he .



Tab tak chaudhary ka ghar aa gaya tha. Ye aadmi gaon ka dusra amir aadmi he to usi hisab se iska ghar ghar nahi bunglow he hai. Kai saal tak politics me tha par ab kam pad raha he ,kyu wo baad me batata hu.



To gaadi slow kar ke mene chaudhary ke bangale se kuchh dur he rok di fir hand brake mar ke hum andar jane lage.



Andar chhote baghiche se hoke hum main hall me pohoche ,tab chacha ne naukar ko bula chaudhary ko bulane ko kaha .



Kuchh he minute me wo bhi aa gaya, Shikhar Rav Chaudhary umar 59 ki gaon ka chaudhary he.



Chaudhary : Kaise ho Shambhu ? Pith kaisi he ab teri aur ye ladka kaun he sath me ? Ise dekha hua lagta he .

Chacha : Me badhiya hu Shikhar ,aur ye apne Harish ka beta he Ajay.

Mene bhi namaste kiya unko. Aur tab wo muze upar se niche tak ghur ke dekhne laga, jaise dekh na raha ho scan kar raha ho.

Chaudhary: Bohot bada ho gaya re tu to Ajay,suna he sheher me engineering kar raha he aajkal. Padhai kaisi chal rahi he tumhari aur ghar me sab kaise he ?

Me : Bas padhai sahi he aur baki sab bhi achhe he.



Hum sab wahi ek sofe pe baithe aur wo dono jamin aur jagah ke bare me baate karne lage itne me unki bahu Revati tray me juice leke aayi.

Un dono ne juice le liya aur firse apne baato me lag gaye,jab wo muze juice dene lagi to aise ankhe khol ke dekh rahi mano kha he jayegi. Is bich me bhi usko matlab uske body juice pite hue dekhne laga.

Isse pehle use sharad (Chaudhary ka beta ) ki shadi me dekha tha tab make up to patakha lag rahi thi par abhi me bohot fark tha. Ha par figure gajab ho gaya tha uska, saree me kasa hua badan dikha raha tha mehnat jam ke ki he sharad babu ne.

Itne me wo andar chali gayi aur me apna glass table pe rakh he raha tha ke dekha chacha muze he ghur rahe the jaise unhone sab dekha ho.

Unki baate yu he 10-15 min chalti rahi fir hum dono bahar aaye waha.



Baramde aake chacha ruk gaye to me bhi ruk gaya. Itne me ek noukar bullet bike leke aaya hamare paas lake khadi kar di.

Chacha : Le start kar aur ghar ki side ghuma le .

Me : aur wo jip ?

Chacha : Wo to usi ki he to dedi use apni gaadi kal tak aayegi totu aa jana lene ke liye . ab chal.

Fir mene bike start ki ,unke baithate he nikal pada.

Bangale se kuchh dur aate he chacha baras pade,



Chacha : kyu be bada ghur raha tha tu andar ladki ko ,aur me to tuze sidha samaz raha tha .

Me : are nahi wohi muze dekh rahi thi aise ankhe khol khol ke. Mene kuchh nahi kiya.

Chacha : pata he isliye Chaudhary bhi kuchh na bola ,waise bhi ye ladki ye lakshan sahi na he tabhi to aise fatak shadi kara di iske baap ne aur wo bhi Chaudhary ke nalayak bete se .

Me : achha muze laga love affair tha dono ka..

Chacha : lavde ka affair inka ,iske baap ne dono ko gaon ke bahar pakda tha khandar ke niche ,andar he baat nipta di tabhi to ye sab hua. Aur tu dur reh is ladki se.

Me : ha chacha ji ,muze kya isse ab.



Unke ghar ke bahar mene gaadi laga di aur unhone rukne ka bol ke wo andar gaye aur wapas aake muze ek lifafa diya.

Me samaz gaya ke isme kya he,fir bhi khol ke dekha to 30000 rupye the total.



Me : are chacha abhi to kam shuru kaha kiya he mene aur abhi se ye sab ?

Chacha : Tu rakh le aur baad me account me dal dena tere ,aur ye bullet me bhi petrol bhar de,abse ye tere pas he rahegi .

Me : ji thik he(akhir paise ko na kon kahega)



Chacha : aur kal subah 8 baje aa jana ,nayi gaadi leke bail bajar jana he.

Me : ha thik he chacaha ,ab chalta hu.

Fir me bike ko leke man me futate laddu khate hue chala apne ghar.



Continued…

Wow maza aaya padhne me. Shukar he aapne story me sabhyata nahi zadi. Jese aam log bate karte he vese story show ki. Superb.

 

[Thakur]

nice1

Thakur bhai next update kab tak aayega?

Waiting for next update bhai

Thodi der aur bass
27 tak pura free ho jaunga aur continue ksrunga . Thanks for supporting

 

[Thakur]

Wow maza aaya padhne me. Shukar he aapne story me sabhyata nahi zadi. Jese aam log bate karte he vese story show ki. Superb.

Thanks for review Shetan
Story jitni reality based ho utni achhi hoti he sabhi ke liye. Baki update padh ke review dena

 

[Shetan]

Thanks for review Shetan
Story jitni reality based ho utni achhi hoti he sabhi ke liye. Baki update padh ke review dena

Ha me bor nahi hui. Or aaj jese time milta he aage badhungi. Kai story in sabhyata ke chalte tray nahi ki.

 

[Thakur]

Ha me bor nahi hui. Or aaj jese time milta he aage badhungi. Kai story in sabhyata ke chalte tray nahi ki.

Sabhya aur sushil dialogues sahi me sabko bore karte he, isliye jaise hum baat karte he waise he dikhaya he .

 

[Shetan]

Update 3​

Update 3 intro

Vishal sir : college professor

Nilam mam : sir ki wife classes ki owner.

Renuka (Renu): class wali ladki

Diksha : vidya didi ki friend.







June 15



Subah ke 6 baje the aur alarm ki awaj se me uth baitha. Aaj bohot bada din tha mere liye ,aaj se he me kaam pe jane wala tha ,waise ye peheli baar nahi tha . mene isse pehle bhi job thi 1st year engineering ke waqt par us time paiso ki kami thi. Khair abhi jaldi jake naha dho liya aur ready ho gaya. Ghar me sab log uth gaye the ,aaj babu ji puja kar rahe the aur maa khana bana rahi thi kyonki muze bail bazar jana tha. Fir dibba leke sabke paon chhu ke me bike leke Pehelwan chacha ke ghar gaya.

Wo bhi taiyar baithe the unke sath Shiva unka nokar bhi baitha chaye pi raha tha.



Chacha : Aao ajay chaye pi lo fir nikalte he.

Me : nahi chacha abhi pike aaya hu ghar se.



Fir kuchh der me hum tino waha se unke pickup truck me jisme 4 seat hoti he usme baith gaye . shiva drive kar rha tha aur me uske side me baitha tha ,wo muze har chij samza raha tha driving ki . aur aise he baat karte karte hum 1 ghante me bail bajar pohoch gaye.



Bail bajar hamare gaon se 60 km ki duri pe ek gaon se lag ke he ,ye ek khali maidan me bharta he jaise mela lagta he khali jagah pe gaon ke bahar thik waise he. Yaha aas pas ke 20-25 gaon ke log apne janwaro ko bechne kharidne ke liye aate he ,hum bhi isi liye aate he . Iske sath me laga hua gaon waise to hamare gaon se chhota he par logo ki request ke karan waha 2 banks ke branch lagaye he aur 1 police chauki bhi .



Bajar me pahuch ke humne ek taraf jaha baki gaadiya lagate he waha apna pickup truck laga diya aur andar chale gaye.



Chacha : Dhyan se dekho Ajay me kaise janwaro ko parakhta hu, waise to me har baar yaha aaunga par agar me kisi din nahi aaya to tuze he dekhna he ,thik he ?

Me : ji chacha .

Chacha : waise ye shiva madat ke liye he hi par tuze bhi samazna he ye sab. Chal ab udhar chal ke kuchh kha lete he .

Fir wahi ek jagah jaha pakode aur bhajiya tal rahe the hum baith gaye aur khane lage fir chacha ne muze ek cheque diya .



Chacha :Ye is bank me jao bank me aur 70,000 rupye lao ,yahi gaon ke chaurahe pe he wo bank . aur direct jake manager se milna aur kehna mene bheja he warna der hogi.

Me : ji thik he.



Fir me bank ki side ho liya.



Bank abhi khulne he wala tha to me ruk gaya, waha pe bohot se log pehle se aa baithe the . kuchh der me bank open hui aur sab log ekdam se andar ghusne lage ,me waise side me khada rha ,kuchh 5 min baad waha ek aadmi suitcase aur laptop bag leke aaya ,use bahar ke guard ne salute kiya to me samaz gaya aur andar gya use pichhe aur sidha manager ki cabin me gaya,

Me : may I come in ?

Manager : yes kahiye kya kam he aapko ?

Me : Shambhu nath patil ne bheja he muze ,money withdraw ke liye.

Man : Oh pehelwan chacha ne bheja he ,baitho tum yaha .



Fir usne call kar ke peon ko bulaya aur mere se wo cheque leke use de diya. Kuchh he der me peon paise leke aa gaya .

Me : Thanks for help sir.

Man: Are me janta hu chacha ko achhe se,unko mera pranaam kehna .

Me : Ji jaroor.



Fir waha se nikal ke bajar aaya aur chacha ko dhundhne laga. Wo aur shiva pas me he ek aadmi se baate kar rahe the . fir mene paiso ka pouch unko diya aur hum aage chalne lage aur ek jgah aake ruk gaye. Chacha waha ek aadmi se uski gaay ke bare me baat karne lage aur me bhi dekh raha tha . Aise he 2-4 aur logo se mile aur fir bina kuchh liye hum wapas nikale. Wapasi ke waqt me drive kar raha tha aur shiva bata raha tha.

Karib 1 baje me ghar pohocha ,didi ne khana laga diya mere liye kyonki baki sab ka ho gaya tha .



Didi : Achha sun me ye address deti hu meri friend ka usse tuze kuchh notes lene he ,layega na tu ?

Me : launga na didi aapke liye kuchh bhi.

Di : Aisa he to ye le ,

Aur usne 1 roti aur daal di plate me .

Me : Itna kaise khaunga didi ?

Di : dekh le khud ko aine me pasliyan nikli he bahar aur kehta he aapke liye kuch bhi ,kha ab jaldi se .



Ab jaise taise khana pura kiya aur maa ko bolke me sheher1 jane laga.

Maa : Jane se pehle kheto se hoke aa aur tere babu ji se mil le unhone puchha tha tuze.

Me : thik he .

Fir me bike aur bag leke kheto ki taraf bike ghuma diya .



Hamare khet jo he wo ghar se koi 4-5 minute ki duri pe he, hamare wale khet 12 acre ke he jisme hum kheti karte he october me katai ke baad sabjiya lagate he ,paas me he lag ke Vidya didi ke yani chacha ke 12 acre ke khet he jisme se 2 acre ek aadmi ko rent pe diye he aur baki 10 bhi hum he lagate he aur uske paise Babu ji didi ke account me dalte rehte he ,kul mila ke 24 acre ki kheti he hamari. Tractor aur Majdoor hum kaam ke hisab se bula lete he. Khet ke ek side me rehne ke liye ek chhota kachcha room banaya he aur use ke side me bathroom bhi.

Mene bike kheto ke bahar he stand ki aur babu ji ke pas gaya,

Me : aapne bulaya tha babu ji.

Babu ji : Sheher ja raha he to sambhal ke jana ,aur account khulwa lena wahi bank se aage se tuze Shambhu ke sath apne kheto ke liye bhi saman lane he, kyu ?

Me : ji thik he aur kuchh ?

Babu ji : Naya helmet le liyo aur RTO office jake aana license ke liye, ye gadi tere liye he li he maine Pehelwan se . ja ab der ho jayegi nahi to aate time .



Mene babu ji ke paon chhue aur bike leke sheher1 ki taraf chal pada .



Gaon ka bahar aate he rasta kharab tha thoda jyada he par ye aise to har gaon ki kahani he. Kuchh der me jungle bhi shuru hua aur aise dedh ghante me Sheher1 pohoch gaya aur sidha jake Rajan ke dukan ke samne bike rok di .

Rajan aur uska bapu dukan me customers ko saree dikha rahe the to me ek side aake khada ho gaya. Itne me ek ladki aake muzse puchhne lagi …

Ladki : sir aapko kya lena he ?

Me samza ye yaha kam karti he to kyu na maje liye jaye.

Me : Innerwears kharidne he .

Ladki : Par sir yaha sirf ladkiyo ke kapde milte he ladko ke nahi.

Me : Ha to me kab bola muze pehenane he ,aap bra panties dikhao matching wale .

Wo ek baar meri taraf yu he dekhti rahi aur boli ,

Ladki : is taraf aaiye ?

Fir muze ek side me leke puchha,

Ladki : size kya he ?

Me : 8 I mean 32C .

Wo firse ghur ke dekhi aur usme se 32C ke bra’s dikhane lagi.

Maine bhi ek do achhi dikhne wali side me rakhi aur panties dikhane ke liye kaha usi pattern ki ,usne wo bhi dikhai aur maine paisa ka puchha to Rajan ke baap ki taraf ishara ki aur yaha meri fat gayi kyonki uncle bhi muze jante he .

Bas dua karne laga ke kuchh ho jaye aur ya to ladki bahar jaye ya uncle nahi to lode lagne tay he aaj. Aur bas uncle ko usi time phone aaya aur wo Rajan ko ishara kar ke bahar gaye baat karne . Fir me rajan ke samne gaya dono box leke ,



Me : Kaise he saale ? Kabse dekh raha hu aunty log ko bohot taad raha tabse.

Rajan : (slow awaj me) Abe harami tu kab aaya aur ye bra-panty kabse use karne laga ? chut lagwa li kya niche tune ? hehehe

Me : ha tu isi ka wait kar raha hoga na bsdke ,chal ye box pehle andar rakh abhi aur mere sath classes me chal akela to muzse na padha jayega .

R : Papa se baat kar tu he ,kal gaali khai maine tution ka bola to, jhand ho gayi he life puri ,ghar se dukan aur dukan se ghar he kar raha hu result ke baad se.

Me : abe me bat karunga na uncle se tension kay ka.



Tabhi uncle bhi andar aa gaye aur muzse mile,

Uncle : aur sambha kitne aadmi the ?

Me : 6 the sardaar 6 hehehehe .

U : are koi na tere bapu ko number laga de unko bolta hu tu bhi yahi kaam karega mere sath ,aajkal dhanda bada tej ho raha he apna hhehehhe aur 8,000 bhi dunga mahine ke.

Me : are uncle kya aap bhi aapke liye to free me kaam karenge aur babu ji ne he bheja sheher1 me ke tution laga le aur subject clear kar le,to usi liye aaj aaya socha pehle aap se mil lu, aur bataiye kaise he aap ?

U : Sab badhiya he bas ye Raju chhod ke .

Me : kya kiya isne uncle ? ladki ka lafda to nahi ?

U : chhod ab kya baat karna mere he karam he sab aur kya. Baki bata laga liye classes ?

Me : Na abhi wahi jaunga ,socha isko lete jau sath,ab ghar baith ke to kuchh ho sake to kisi se samaz lena he sahi he . Aise bhi college me konsa kuchh sikha rahe he .

U : Kyu sahi nahi sikhate kya udhar ?

Me : Khak sikhate he udhar ,aadha lecture bunk aur lab me aadhe instrument gayab aur andar ki baat ye he ke college wale 1-2 chhod ke baki professor log to ye classes me padhate he tabhi to itna badhiya result aaya he pure class ka.

U : Achha muze laga Raju jhuth bol raha he us time.

Me : Jhuth kya bolna usme aap khud dekhna kabhi aake ,ab aap to kabhi college aate nahi ho isliye PTM me bhi kis kisko baap banana padta he hum logo .

U : Ha samaz gaya samaz gaya. Thik he tu le ja isko apne sath yaha baith ke bhi kya karega fir bhi .



Fir me aur Rajan bahar aaye ,

Rajan : maan gaya guru ,mast shendi lagayi tune hehehe

Me : laude ki shendi sala uss time tera aur us Vikas ka kand na hua hota to 3rd year me hote hum dono .

R : chhod na tu bhi kis khabis ki yaad nikal raha he ,chal tere classes dekh aate he.



Aise he bakchodi karte karte hum class wale address pe gaye, aise to muze classes ki jarurat na thi par babu ji ko mana karne ki galti na karne wala me .

Ye ek 5 floor ki building thi aur classes building ke 2nd floor pe the to hum puchhte-2 andar gaye aur office ke bahar ruk gaye.

Office ka door khula aur andar se Vishal sir aur unke sath ek lady bahar aayi. Vishal sir hamare he college ke professor he aur hume achhe se jante he .

Vishal : Kya baat he Ajay sir aaj idhar ?

Me : Good Afternoon sir ,bas aa gaye aa[ka pata puchhte-2 hehehe .

V : Aao aao andar baitho .

Fir hum unke office me aake baith gaye ,unke sath wo lady bhi aa gayi aur main chair pe baith gayi ,me aur confuse ho gaya ye dekh ke sala ho kya raha he aaj.

Vishal : Ye meri wife he Nilam aur yahi iss classes ki owner he. Aur Nilam ye mere students he Ajay aur Rajan .

Hum dono ne bhi namaste kiya aur mam ne smile kiya .

Me : mere 6 subjects he sir ji aur iske 8 usi ke liye aaye he .

V : Dekho ab me janta hu tum padhne wale ladke ho fir bhi clear kar deta hu ,yaha notes milenge ,exams ki preperations hongi ,doubts clear honge aur personally tum ko attend kiya jayega par par ye mat sochna college me exams ke time exam hall me kuchh help milegi ,bhul ke bhi na sochna .

Rajan : Are sir hum kya waise lage kya aap ko ?

V : Batana mera kaam he fir na kehna tum ke…

Me : wo chhodo sir aap fees ka bolo aur timing ka bolo .

Nilam mam boli : Aise to class ki fees per subject 3000 rupees he par tum sir ke jaan pehchan ke ho to 2700 he lenge tumse ,ye form lelo aur fill up kar do abhi .



Fir hum dono wahi pe form bhara aur unhe de diya.

Mam ne hume fir 2 bags aur kuchh copies diye,

Nilam mam : Ye classes ke bags he aur ye tumhare subject ke notes tumhare classes waise to Saturday Sunday ko he honge par fir bhi baki kisi din bhi aa sakte ho study ke liye ya doubt ke liye ,ok ?

Me : yeah ,thanks ,chalo sir ab hum nikalte he fir .

Vishal : Abhi kaha ja rahe ho M3 ka lecture start hoga abhi use attend kar ke jana no excuse.

Me : are sir kal se ayenge na …

V : wo lecturer konsa kal tuze alag se sikhane wala he ,chalo intro kara deta hu.



Fir hum chal diye sir ke pichhe classroom me aur sir ne hamara intro karwaya fir hum bhi baith gaye lecture me.



Rajan :Sun mene kuchh laya nahi he re copy wagera extra he to dede .

Me : Ek he hai ,tu likh le me sunta hu.

Fir lecture start hua aur bich me sir ne ek ladki ko uthaya jo so gayi thi .

Maths Sir : Aap yaha sone ke liye aayi ya study ke liye ? Out .



Wo sorry sorry kehti rahi par sir nahi mana.

Sach me lecture bohot boring tha aur me likh bhi nahi raha tha to aur jyada ho gaya. Me bhi aise he yaha waha dekh raha tha ke usne muze khada kar diya fir me bhi out.

Class ke bahar lobby me aaya to koi nahi tha,mobile bhi bag me rakha tha to bore hoke ghumne laga .

2nd floor dusre side pe girls our boys ke liye bathroom banaye the to me bhi halka hone chala gaya.

Halka hoke bahar aaya aur washbasin me hath dhone laga to uss side se awaj aa rahi thi . koi ladki shayad apne bf se jor se bol rahi thi jo uski awaj diwar ke iss side bhi clear aa rahi thi. Maine ignore kiya aur bahar aaya ,tabhi mere pichhe door khulne ki awaj aayi to dekha ye wahi ladki he jisko pehle bahar nikala tha .



Dikhne me jyada sundar nahi thi jaise koi model ya actress hoti ho par still ignore nahi kar sakta koi , medium height ,long sleeveless frock ,rang jyada gora nahi aur na he sawla ,figure normal like na moti na ekdam patli,face oval par nain naksh sahi the.



kher me aise he wapas lobby side aaya aur jaha visitors chairs rakhi thi waha aake baith gaya .

Wo bhi mere pichhe aayi 2 chair chhod ke baith gayi .

Kuchh minute yu he gujare fir,

Ladki : Hi,tum new ho na yaha acadamy me ?

Me : yeah ,just aaj he admission hua mera…

Ladki : Aur aaj he class se nikal diya heheheh

Me : yeah btw I’m Ajay and you ?

Ladki : I’m Renuka but call me Renu .

Me : Nice to meet you Renu …

Renu : leave formalities yaar me bohot bore ho rahi hu idhar .

Me : same par kya kare mobile bhi andar he bag me .

Renu : Bahar chaloge ? paas me he 2 min pe ek new mall open hua he ?

Me : mall ?

Renu : Ayy shopping ke liye nahi just ghumenge ,kya bolta he bhidu ?

Mene kuchh socha fir ,

Me : Chal fir ..



Hum building se niche aaye aur mene bike nikali.

Renu : wow bullet (khush hoke ekdam se )

Me : What ? tuze pasand he Royal enfield?

Re : yess bohot baar chalane ki ichha hui he meri par nahi mili . Me chalau ?

Me : (kuchh soch ke) Tum chala leti ho ? I mean ye abhi li he mene to ..

Re : nahi par mene pulser ,honda waghera chalai he .

Me : Thik he par slow drive karna ok ?

Bass fir kya tha usne bike start ki aur me uske pichhe baith gaya thoda distance rakh ke .



Re: you know iss bullet ka ek alag he swag he aur iski awaj dhad dhad dhad dhad I just love it.

Me : Ha isiliye ye meri favourite he .

Re: dur kyu baithe ho ? sat ke baitho marungi nahi me .

Me fir thoda aage khiska par fir chipka nahi usse .

Wo aise he face pe badi si smile rakh ke chalati rahi fir hum mall pohoch gaye.

Bike fir underground area me park ki aur wahi se lift leke upar jane lage . wo lift me thodi jyada he unconfortable lagi par mene ignore kiya .

Ye shayad naya mall open hua he isliye sirf ground ,1st aur 2nd floor tak he shops open he baki upar kaam chalu he.

Hum aise he yaha waha ghumne lage fir mene socha aaya he hu mall me to helmet bhi le leta hu to bike accessories ki taraf chala ,Renu bhi sath aayi .

Wahi pe mene ek helmet ke bare puchha .

Me : ye helmet lena he muze.

Salesman : aapki bike konsi he sir ? hum uspe suit hoga aisa dikhayenge.

Renu : Bullet he.

To usne 2 helmet nikale jo same the usne 1 modular aur 1 half face helmet dikhaya .



S.M. : ye lo sir ye aap dono ke liye perfect he.

Me bolne he wala tha ke renu bich me boli

Re : ok pack kar do ise .

Fir me kuchh nahi bola aur mene bill pay kiya aur bahar aa gaye .

Renu : sorry muze wo helmet pasand aaya to me bol di,me paise de dunga ok ?

Me : Nah don’t worry .

Fir wahi pe hum ghumne lage to wo muze leke ek wristwatch shop me le gayi maine socha ise ghadi leni hogi.

Usne khud ke liye watch li fir muze bula ke ek watch mere hath pe bandhne lagi .

Re: ye kaisi lagi tumhe ?

Me : muze nahi pasand he watch pehenana.

Re : achha sorry par mere liye lelo na .

Me bas dekhta raha ke isse mila 1 ghanta hua he aur ye aise batiya rahi he jaise gf ho meri .

Anyway mene bhi smile dete hue pehen li watch ,watch jyada mehengi to nahi thi par helmet se jyada he lagi muze.



Fir wahi se ghumte hue hum bahar aaye aur mene hum dono ke liye kuchh snacks liye aur baith ke baat karne lage .

Me : to tum yahi ki ho ya bahar rehti ho ?

Re: nahi ,me mumbai se hu yaha pe mummy ka transfer ho gaya to aa gayi ,aur tum ?

Me : Bas yahi pas me gaon he mera to classes ke liye join kiya he. Tumhari mummy job kya karti he wese?

Re: wo pas ke gaon me govt office me officer post pe he .

Me : to tum akeli ho ?

Re : nahi ek bhai he par wo uski dunia me mast he aur me apni,tum bhi kya boring baat karne lage yaar..

Mene bhi socha jane do fir kabhi ,aur time dekha to lecture khatam hone ko aaya tha .

Me : chalo chalte he lecture khatam ho gaya hoga udhar .

Re: oh god chalo jaldi .

Aise he rush me hum dono wapas class me aaye tabtak class khali ho gayi thi aur Rajan bahar he bag liye mera wait kar raha tha .

Raj : kidhar mar gaya tha saale ? aur ye…

Me : ye renuka he ab tu muh band rakh abhi apne ko bahar bhi jana he .

Wo bhi renu ke samne kuchh nahi bola aur me Renu ko bye bol ke niche aaya .

Bike start ki he thi ke pichhe se usne awaj di.

Renu : Ajay

Aur wo bhagte hue mere pas aayi .

Renu : wo bhul gayi thi me .

Me : kya ?

Renu : number tumhara . Do abhi jaldi meri friend wait kar rahi he .

Mene use number diya fir wo waise he bhagte hue chali gayi aur me dekhta reh gaya.

Rajan : Guru 2nd year apna aise he barbaad hua tha na ?

Me : Panouti mat laga sale baith ab.

Rajan ko uske ghar chhod ke me petrol pump gaya aur gaon ki taraf jane he laga tha ke didi ki baat yaad aayi, unke kuchh notes lene the . To wahi se unke diye address pe chala gaya . ye ek colony thi jidhar multi storey buildings thi . aur uss address wale flat pe mene jake doorbell bajayi.

Door ek ladke ne khola jo baniyan aur shorts me tha ,

Ladka : yes ,kon chahiye aapko ?

Me : Diksha ji se kaam he unki friend ne bheja he muze ,wo he yaha ?

Ladka : ha wait me use bulata hu.

Fir diksha waha aayi aur usne muze pehchana (?) aur andar bulaya .

Diksha : Tum baitho me notes leke aati hu.

Me wahi sofa pe baitha ,utne me wo ladka kapde pehen ke waha se chala gaya .



Dikha hath me 2 cup leke aayi aur ek muze diya .

Diksha : tum coffee piyo tabtak me baat karti hu Vidya se.

Me : ok

Usne di se phone pe baat ki aur tabtak mene bhi apni coffee khatam ki .

Diksha : ye notes tum Vidya ko de dena and please use ye mat batana ke mere sath koi tha idhar ok ? samaz gaye na tum ?

Me : yeah no problem . me chalta hu ab ,bye .

Diksha mere pas aayi aur gal pe ek halka sa kiss deke boli thanks and bye .

Me shock to ho gaya thoda par waha se bahar aa gaya aur gaon ki taraf nikla .

Aaj ka din sahi me ajib he raha mere liye . sham ke 7:30 baje me ghar pohocha . fir kuchh khas nahi hua ,khana kha ke thodi der study kiya aur thodi he der me so gaya.



Continued…

Cool yaar. Hero ki life me bahot ladkiya aa rahi he. Muje mazedar part vo laga jisme Rajan ki shop par bra dekhne lag jana. Sirf time pass ke lie. Superb yaar. Ye hath muje dede thakur. Joke.