- 3,398
- 6,914
- 159
Update | ||||
Last edited:
Shetan
Well-Known Member
- 17,568
- 51,877
- 259
Bilkul yaar. Ye cool stail best he. Bor nahi hote. Or esa feel hota he. Jese kahani ki bajay kisi se live kisse sun rahe ho.
- 3,398
- 6,914
- 159
Shetan
Well-Known Member
- 17,568
- 51,877
- 259
Muje jese jese time milega me padhti rahungi. Fast fast khatam nahi karti. Par din me 1 ,2 updates.Kahani ko sarahne ka shukriya
Ye hath wala joke bohot jyada log kar chuke to naya laao
Or joke purana heto hath aap rakho. Sirf ye cool skills muje dedo.
- 3,398
- 6,914
- 159
Jesse Jesse time milega padhna aur batana, response se he pata chalta he sab sahi he ya nahi.
Shetan
Well-Known Member
- 17,568
- 51,877
- 259
Yaar cool stail ki stories me yahi bat khas hoti he. Galtiya nahi hoti. Balki galtiya hi cool hoti he. Fikar nahi. Abhi thoda me apni story pe kam karti hu. Thoda ghar ke kam ke bad. Sham ya rat ko vapas start karungi.
Jesse Jesse time milega padhna aur batana, response se he pata chalta he sab sahi he ya nahi.
- 3,398
- 6,914
- 159
Shetan
Well-Known Member
- 17,568
- 51,877
- 259
Thakur shab comedy likhte ho ya apne aap ban jati he. Maza aa gaya. Kahi is story ki hiroin Ashwini to nahi???Update 4
June 16
“kaato mat waha nishan pad jayenge to mushkil ho jayegi,ahh”
“Bohot mast ho gayi ho Nisha tum ,tere ye dudh dekh ke raha nahi jata” “Umm dard ho raha he ,dhire karo na”
Me Nisha ke upar leta usko chum raha tha kaat raha tha ,wo har baat pe aahe bharti rahi ,siska rahi thi ,hum dono chudai me magan the ke darwaja khul gaya aur ek aadmi andar aaya. Wo aadmi hum dono ki taraf dekha aur dusre taraf nikal gaya jaise use koi matlab he na ho humse .
“harami sala aaj jaldi aaya ye”
“yahi tera pati he na Nisha ?”
“Naam ka pati hai sirf , behla ke muze bhaga le gaya, shadi kar li kuchh din maze kiye aur ab yaha waha muh marta firta he harami”
“tum mat ruko jorse karo ,ahh mera hone wala he bass aur jorse ,Ahhh me gaiiii”
“ Mera bhi ho gaya,ahh”
Subah ke 6 baje the aur alarm ke bajne se meri nind khul gayi, ajib sapna tha ye ,bohot ajib, subah subah lund khada kar gaya bc . Uth ke dekha to kachha gila hua tha nightfall se . Thoda sir dard bhi tha kal ke din bhar ke heavy schedule se jo abhi tak gaya nahi tha ,par rona koi solution to he nahi to uthna pada. Naha dho ke ready ho gaya to babu ji ne kaha,
Babu ji : Aaj shaniwar he to class bhi jana he na tuze ? Sheher1 me ye address pe jana pehle tum ,yaha jake Tehsil office me puchhna ke jis machine ke liye form bhare the wo aayi bhi he ke nahi ?
Me : ji babu ji ,aur kuchh ?
Babu ji: Na,bas itna he.
Utne me maa ne nashta laga diya, nashta kar ke me bullet leke chacha ke ghar gaya to pata chala wo kheto me gaye he jo paas he hai.
Kheto me pohocha to Chacha kheto wale ghar ke samne kursi dale baithe the, unke sath unki beti Ashwini bhi thi ,
Me : Namaste chacha.
Chacha : Namaste beta, aaj aise to bahar nahi jana he par kuchh logo se udhari leni he gaon walo se ,le aaoge ?
Me : Ha le aaunga ,aap naam batao unke .
Ashwini : Baba ye chirkut kya wasuli karega heheh isse achha to me chali jati hu.
Chacha : (muskurate hue) Tu bhi chali ja fir iske sath ,dekhta hu kitna wasool karte ho dono . pehle Chandimal halwai 7,000 Rs. fir Hiraman halwai se 10,000 Rs. lene he. Baki logo se koi tension nahi he bas ye dono halwai kabhi time pe paisa nahi dete bas.
Me : Ho jayega chacha .
Chacha : Thik he abhi yaha baitho aur ye motors aur pump ka manual bhi dekh lo konsi sahi he kheto ke liye ,aur itne jaldi bhi jake udhari nahi mangte kisi se, chalta hu me bhi ab.
Chacha ke jane ke baad me wahi baith ke wo manuals dekhne laga new motor aur pump ke.
Ashwini : Oye idhar dekh idhar .
Me : Oh kya hua Ashwini ? Abhi hum thodi der baad jayenge halwai ke paas.
Ashwini : Ignore kyu kar raha he muze tu kabse ? Yahi side me baithi hu me aur tu he ke isme he ghusa ja raha he (Thoda gusse me).
Me : me wo ignore nahi kar raha tha tuze ,me to bas ye pump dekh raha tha.
Ashwini : Chhod isko aur pehle ye bata kya kar raha he tu aajkal ,tu to Sheher2 me rehta tha na hostel me ,fir yaha kaise ?
Me : Maje le rahi tu mere ya sach me nahi malum tuze ? khair year drop laga he to ghar me he pada tha ,to chacha ne laga diya kaam pe ,ab tu bata tera fashion design course kaisa chal raha he ?
Ashwini: Bade boring insan ho yaar tum to ,bade shehero me jake log rangin ho jate he aur ek tum ho ke sukhe ke sukhe (aur wo hasne lagi)
Me : Ha lele ab tu meri ,bol to aise rahi tu bhi jaise teri din rat partiya hoti rehti he,ladke aage pichhe ghume honge tere to kyu,
Ashwini : Ha to karti party sharti udhar ,bf bhi he mere ,teri tarah sadu thodi hu…
Me : (dhime se)Tu gand marwa muze kya.
Ashwini : Ayy kya bola ,fir se bol tu
Aur usne mera collar pakda aur diwar se laga diya ,
Ashwini : Kyu be chikne kya bola tu abhi firse bol ?
Mene jor laga ke uske hath collar se hataye aur uske left hand ko pakad ke rakha aur right wale ko pichhe ki taraf mod diya ,fir use diwar sata diya aur uske kaan ke paas jake kaha,
Me : Yahi ke tu kuchh bhi kar muze kya
Aise me usne niche mere pair me pair mara ,mene uske hath chhod diya aur pichhe hata ,fir dekha to uske muh pe diwar ka chuna laga tha to meri hasi chhut gayi aur wo bifar gayi
Ashwini : Has kyu raha he kutte ? has kyu raha he tu?
Me waise he uski taraf dekh ke hasta raha ,to wo ghur ke dekhi fir ghar ke andar gayi ...
Me apne kapde jhaad ke khada hua he tha ke andar se kuchh jor se girne ki awaj aayi ,
Me andar gaya to dekha ek side wo bistar pe giri hui he aur uske side me pani ke bade patele gire he …
Me uske pas baith gaya aur use hilane laga,
Me : Ashwini ,aye Ashwini uth ? lagi ky-
Itne me usne palti khai aur muze niche gira ke mere chhati pe baith gayi ..
Ashwini : Ab bol saale ,kya keh raha tha kahi bhi gand mara ,tu kya muze aisa waisa samza he kutte ?
Me : uth ja moti tu bohot bhari he ,meri chhati faad degi tu ,ahh
Par wo uthi nahi to me palatne laga to usne mere dono hath pakade,is sab me uska chehra mere chehre thik kuchh he inch upar aaya .
Ashwini : Kaha bhaag raha he chuje ,bohot jyada fadfada raha tha na tu ab bol saale ?
Meri halat bolne wali thi nahi ,uska chehra mere se sirf 2 inch upar tha ,to mene muh fer liya aur ye dekh wo aur bidak gayi. Tabhi mere gaal pe kuchh gila sa laga ,wo mere gaal pe halke se jubaan fer rahi thi ,mene face sidha kiya to ek second ke liye hamare lips touch ho gaye to usne apna chehra pichhe khicha ,aur lips kaatate hue muze dekhne lagi. Hontho se upar uski naak pe najar gayi to wo fool rahi thi ankhe abhi bhi mere hontho par tiki hui thi aur ye dekh ke mene gale se thuk nigla to wo ankhe upar kar ke meri ankho me dekhne lagi .
Ashwini : Ha to bohot bade aadmi bane ho tum aajkal ,facebbok pe hamari request bheje mahina ho gaya par accept nahi karte ,hamare msg ka reply bhi nahi dete ,bhaav badh gaya he aajkal Nawab sahab ka kyu ?
(ha maine fb pe uski request accept nahi ki thiab kaun ye bala se apni friendlist share kare)
Me : uth ja agar tera ho gaya he to ,tera baap pehelwan he muze aise dekha to nashte me kha jayega ,uth ja meri maa.
Ashwini : Are tension kyu leta he me hu na ,me bol dungi pasand he muze tu shadi karni he tere se hehehe .
Aur ye sun ke mere ankho ke samne mera rangin future dikhne laga jisme me schooter chala raha tha babu ji ki , Ashwini pichhe baithi thi saree pehne, mere samne wali jagah pe ek bachha khada hua tha aur Ashwini ki god me bhi ek bacha tha ,fir dusre scene me mai hamare 1 bhk flat me kitchen me bartan maanjh raha tha ,pichhe se dono bachhe zagda kar rahe the , Ashwini uska fula pet liye sofe pe baith ke tv channel badalte hue angoor kha rahi thi . Bass fir mere tan badan ek nayi energy si aa gayi ,himmat ka booster mila aur apni taqat se use side me dhakel kar mene dusre side palti khai aur bahar bhagne laga .
Par kismat ka maara me darwaje ki chaukhat se takra ke niche muh ke bal gira. Pichhe se Ashwini haste hue aayi tabtak me uth ke khada ho gaya aur kapde zaadne laga aur bina uski taraf dekhe wahi kheto me bane motor pump ke pas jake pani se muh dhoya .
Ashwini : Achha sorrry me majak kar rahi thi (kaan pakadte hue)
Me : Ashu tere majak ke chakkar me meri gand fat gayi thi , muze heart attack aate aate reh gaya .
Ashwini : hehehehe
Me : daya kar muz pe aur fir kabhi ye mat bolna please (mene uske samne hath jodte hue kaha matlab gidgidaya)
Ashwini : acha nahi bolti me ,chal ab uss halwai ke pas jate he bohot time huwa dhokla nahi khaya mene uske yaha ka.
Me : chal meri maa .
Fir mene bullet nikali to mere pichhe baithi dono taraf pair kar ke jaise ladke baithate he.
Me : thik se baith na tu
Ashwini : tu gaadi chala late kar raha he tu .
Mene bhi socha iske muh na lago to he behtar he fir gaadi halwai ke dukaan ki taraf mod di .
To be continued …
Shetan
Well-Known Member
- 17,568
- 51,877
- 259
Ese bindass likha huaa padhne ke maza aata he. Superb yaar.Update 5
Me : thik se baith na tu
Ashwini : tu gaadi chala late kar raha he tu .
Mene bhi socha iske muh na lago to he behtar he fir gaadi halwai ke dukaan ki taraf mod di .
To be continued …
Ab aage
Dukaan me gaye to waha galle pe (counter pe) Nisha khadi thi aur ek nokar mithai box me bhar ke laga raha tha.
Me : Nisha seth ji kidhar he ?
Nisha : Wo aaj ghar me he ruke he ,tabiyat kharab he unki ,tum batao kya khaoge tum aur Ashwini tuze kya chahiye ?
Ashwini tapak se boli : 7000rs chahiye
Mene use ghura to wo smile dene lagi ,udhar nisha confuse khadi thi….
Mene baat sambhalte hue kaha : wo 7000 rs lene the Shambhu chacha ke seth ji se ,uske liye aaye the
Nisha : ohh ,me bata deti hu fir unko ..
Usne nikar ko awaj di aur ghar bheja paise laane ke liye,uske jaate he boli ,
Nisha : Tu wasuli bhi karne laga ab hehehe
Uske sath Ashwini bhi hasne lagi muz pe
(hum 3no ek he school ke ek he class wale the isliye wo dono achhi dost thi ,mera kya me to apne nalle dosto ki toli wala tha)
Me : uda le majak tu bhi Nisha din tere he iske sath he , aur tera wo pati kidhar gaya tuze idhar chhod ke ?
Nisha ka muh meri bat sun ke utar gaya to Ashwini ne muze chapat mari sir pe …
Ashwini : tu ye samosa kha aur chup ,tum ladko ko ghanta kuchh malum nahi hota aur bol ke nikal jate ho fir samne wale bhavnao ko thes lage ya jale ,kyu ?
Nisha : Ashwini chup na tu ,use kyu bol rahi he uski thodi na koi galti he .
Ashwini : Ajay tu ja udhar Hiraman gende ke pas aur baki paisa leke aa ,muze nisha se akele me baat karni he .
Me : thik he.
Me waha se nikala aur dusre halwai ke dukaan chala gaya .
Hiraman halwai ka yaha pe naya tha ,uski dukaan baju ke gaon me thi to usne kuchh kaarano ke chalte pichhle saal he wo yaha shift kar di aur ghar pariwar samet yaha rehne aa gaya. Naya hone ke karan iska yaha dhanda abhi thik se jama nahi he isliye shayad paise liye honge . Shop naya naya he aur Chandimal seth ke mukable posh he par fir bhi customers kam he .
Me : Namaste seth ji kaisa chal raha dhanda aapka ?
H Seth : Are aao beta ,tum Harish babu ke ladke ho na ?
Me : Han ji par Pehelwan chacha ke kaam se aaya hu ,aapki 10,000 rupaye ki udhari lene .
H seth : Unhone tumhe kyu bheja ? (Wo shak se dekhne laga jo lajmi tha .)
Me : Malum tha aap puchhoge ,lijiye phone laga raha hu chacha ko baat kijiye .
Mene chacha se phone lagaya aur speaker par rakha .
Chacha : hello Ajay ,kya hua waha ? sab thik he na ke firse paisa nahi de rahe he ye halwai ?
Me : Are nahi chacha ,bas wo Hiraman seth se bat karani thi to phone kiya , seth ji lijiye baat kijiye .
Seth ne apna pasina pochhte hue phone hath me liya ,
H seth : Ha nahi wo me use dene he wala tha paise bas aapki tabiyat bhi puchhni thi,ji bas deta hu abhi .
Fir usne call cut kar ke mobile muze deke kaha,
H Seth : Ye lo paise ,pure das hajaar he ,aur beta maaf karna muze laga koi aise he aaya hoga chutiya banane to bas confirm kiya ,sorry ha beta.
Me : Koi na seth ji,chalta hu me .
Ab seth ko chacha ne kya bola ye to wahi jaane isliye me bhi bike leke petrol pump ki side gaya ,tanki bhar ke pump ke bahar he nikla tha ke ek car muze cut maar ke andar gayi , maine jaise taise balance banaya ,sala nayi car he to kya uda he daloge BC
Car thoda aage jake ruki to pichhe ki seat se ek aadmi aur aurat meri taraf aaye. Wo aadmi kahi jaana pehchana sa lag raha tha .
Aadmi : Sorry beta lagi to nahi na tum ko..
Fir mere pas aaya aur muze gaur se dekhne laga .
Aadmi : Tum Harish ke bete ho na ? sorry beta ,Nilu abhi abhi gaadi chalana sikh rahi he to lag gayi .
Me : Aap kon he uncle ? mene dekha sa lag raha he par yaad nahi aa raha kaha dekha he.
Aurat : 4 saal dikhe he to yaad kaise hoga . Kher papa se kehna Vijay singh aur Namrata bhabhi ne yaad kiya he aur Haweli bulaya he,hum bhi ayenge aapke ghar abhi.
( Quick intro :-
Hardayal singh : Age 70, Local party ke district president he ,pehle kai baar MLA reh chuke he par ab yah kingmaker ka kaam karte he party ke liye, Gaon me chaudhary ne kai saal tak sarpanch post ke panga kiya aur Chaudhary kai baar sarpanch bhi raha par ab nahi he . Hamare gaon ke sabse raees aur ameer wyakti he ye ,gaon ke bahar he inki pushtaini purani haweli he aur usi ke aaspas ki 70 acre ke aaspas jameen bhi he. Inki patni ka kai saal pehle swargwaas ho chuka he . 2 bete he inke .
Vijayraj Singh : Bada beta ,age 45 . Ye apne pita ki tarah politics wala he par sath me industrial minded bhi he ,isi ke chalte arabo rupaye kamata he jo ye jaha chahe jaise chahe laga sakta he (lagata hai). Politics me posts se jyada power ki value badi hoti he yahi soch rakh kar yah sirf shuruat me ek baar MLA bana ,fir baki logo ko chance de kar bhi khud upar uthata gaya. Nature se kaisa he kehna mushkil he ,kuchh logo ki maane to ye thande khun wala janwar he .
Namrata singh : Vijayraj ki patni,44. Housewife he par party related kaam bhi karti he,specially party workers ke bacho ke liye.
Nilam : Badi beti,Age 20 , Bsc. Kar rahi he Sheher2 me.
Mayur : Chhota beta,Age xx,10th standard me he ,boarding school me padhta he .
Dr. Ruturaj Singh : Hardayal ka Chhota beta, age 39 , Ye doctor he aur Sheher2 me he iska khud ka hospital he,wahi pe rehta he aur normally tyohar ke liye he aata he, politics se dur rehta he .
Dr. Falguni Singh : age 39 , Ruturaj ke sath usi hospital me kaam karti he . Ruturaj ke pita se jyada nahi jamti kyonki inhone love marrige ki par sabke samne se .
Ananya : Age xx, 11th standard me he.
)
Me : Ji sorry aunty me aapko nahi pehchana . OK me abhi chalta hu ,me babu ji se keh dunga.
Namrata : Arre ruko to jara ,Nilam bahar aao abhi isi waqt .
Fir driver wali side se ek ladki bahar aayi ,dikhne me almost meri he umar ki ,khubsurat sa lamba chehra ,ankho me goggle lagaya tha to ankhe nahi dikh rahi thi, figure model jaisa nahi par thik thak he lagi, Usne creamy white color ka top aur faint blue jeans pehni thi . Par is samay wo bohot me gusse me lagi.
Namrata : Nilam Sorry bolo Ajay ko abhi isi waqt .
Nilam: Par kyu ? Meri thodi na koi galti he ? wohi meri car ke samne aaya tha ,I’m not saying sorry to him.
Nilam bohot he gusse me thi.
Vijayraj : Tumhari car ? abhi aap chalana sikh rahi shehejadi saheba aur pehele he din ye haal he . Maafi mango inse ,ye mere dost ka beta he aur galti bhi tumhari he hai.
Nilam : No means no.
Fir wo aise he jake car ke backseat pe jake baith gayi.
Vijayraj : Sorry Ajay ,wo aaj gusse me he ,tum mind mat karna ,ok ?
Me : Koi nahi uncle ,chalo me bhi chalta hu class ke liye jana he,bye .
Vijayraj : Bye .
Me waha se aage badh gaya,pichhe Vijay aur Namrata reh gaye.
Namrata : Bohot bada ho gaya he Ajay ,kal he to dekha tha tab muzse bhi chhota tha aur aaj dekho aapke barabar ho gaya he .kyu ?
Vijay : Hmm badalaav he prakriti ka niyam he Namu ,chal Nilu ko manate he ,bechari bewajah bhadak gayi .
……
Mene bike Chandumal halwai ke dukan ke samne lagayi aur andar gaya.
Andar Nisha aur Ashwini abhi bhi baato me lage the ,Nisha ka mood ab sahi lag raha tha.
Ashwini : Mil gaye paise ya aise he aaye ?
Me : Ha ye le ,aur gappe laga liye ho to chal ,abhi tuze ghar chhodunga fir muze sheher1 bhi jana he.
Ashwini : Sheher1 me kyu ja raha tu ?
Me : Classes join kiye he aur ek kaam bhi he .
A : Achha sun ek kaam kar Nisha ko bhi sath leta ja ,use bhi kaam he udhar .
Ispar nisha ne uski chutki kaati.
A : Are ja na tu,aise he rahegi to fir baad me badh jayega .
Nisha : Me bus se chali jaungi ,use kyu pareshan kar rahi he .
Itne me ek ladka dukan me aaya aur sidha counter ki taraf gaya ,usko kahi pe dekha hua lag raha tha.
Ladka : 2000 rupaye de chal.
N : Abhi abhi to dukan khola he abhi kaha se paise ayenge.
Ladka : Dimag mat kha mc ,mene suraj ko dekha tha ghar se paise le jate time ,chal ab natak mat kar paise de jana he muze .
Itne me bahar se horn bajane ki awaj aayi ,bahar 2 bike wale baar-2 horn baja rahe the .
Ladka : Kyu naak katwa rahi he mere dosto ke samne saali ,ghar se paisa laane ka bola to wo bhi nahi laati ,idhar mere baap ka paisa manga to usme bhi kichkich.
Itne me Ashwini bich me boli,
A : Vinod Wo paisa hamare liye mangaye the usne ,udhari thi jo li he tumne .
(Vinod : Age 22 ,school me hamara senior tha,nisha ke sath bhag ke shadi ki ,Abhi koi kaam dhanda nahi karta ye)
Vinod : Ha to la idhar wo paisa .
Me : Udhar he khada reh be ,agar paisa he chahiye to kaam kar aur khud kama .
Vinod : Tuze to….
Uska ek dost andar aaya aur usko kuchh kaan me bol ke apne sath leke chala gaya, idhar Nisha wahi foot foot ke rone lagi ,Ashwini ne gale lagaya aur shant karne lagi.
A : sab thik ho jayega tu bass himmat rakh.
Me aise he dono ko dekh ke wahi khada raha ,aise bhi me kya karta is sab me.
A : tu kya dekh raha ,bike start kar me aati hu.
Me : Ha me bahar hu …
5 minute baad wo bahar aayi plain face ke sath aur mere pichhe baith gayi dono pair ek or kar ke.
A : Sun Ajay
Me : Ha bol,kya hua andar ?
A : andar ka nahi me jo bol rahi hu wo sun,Nisha ko ladies doctor he Sheher1 me jo Gynac he unke le jana aaj. Bohot jyada problem me he wo aur uske ghar me koi he bhi nahi jo ye samze .
Me : thik he ,par muze Tehsil bhi jana he ,fir classes me,muze sham ho jayegi aise to .
A : Uska checkup pehle kar,fir use gaon ke liye bus me bitha de, waise to udhar he uski Didi bhi rehti he to shayad wo waha bhi ruk jaye tere classes khatam hone tak. Thik he ?
Me : Ha thik he .
Hum tabtak uske ghar pohoch gaye.
Ashwini : Yahi ruko patidev ,me abhi aayi
Aur wo bhag ke andar gayi aur wapas aayi,
A : Muh band rakh be chirkut, din me sapne mat dekh aur ye paise rakhna ,Nisha ke pas kam honge ya nahi bhi honge to lagenge tuze.
Me : Paise rakh tu he ,aur plz ye majak karna band kar nahi to …
A (mera collar pakad ke ): Nahi to kya karega ? bol ?
Me : kuchh nahi meri maa chhod muze abhi jana he .
Uske collar chhodte he mene kick mar ke gaadi bhaga di …
To be continued…
- 3,398
- 6,914
- 159
Aap abhi update 4 pe he
thoda teji dikhao, shehenaiyaa bajne wali he