Incest अहंकार

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Me sab logo ko batana chahunga ki story me me kuch chije real incident hai jese ki politics baaki aap log kya real n
ahi hai ye jaan hi sakte hai , aur politics aane bohot time hai lekin uske liye kuch chije change karni pad jayengi poll ke hisab se, aur me naya hoon likhne me to kuch galtiyaa hui ho to jarur batana.

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UPDATE 8

Mein kuch der baad ghar aa gaya, aur phir khana khaya , is beech paiso ka hisab pitaji ko diya .

Aaj hui baato ke bare me soch raha tha ki mujhe sunny ki subah ki baat yaad aa gai mene phone dekha to uske 4 miss call aye the , phir shayad use laga hoga me busy hu to call nahi kiya.

Mene use call lagaya .
Sunny - Abe lavde , kitni koshish ke baad maani thi vo , tune call kyu nhi uthaya.

Main - Abe vo sab chhod jaldi mil sakta hai kya .
Sunny - haa tu bahar aa me abhi aata hu.

Kuch hi der me mujhe sunny mila vo mujhe uski khet ki taraf le jaane laga ,
Ham yu hi baat krte krte jhopdi me pahunche .

Sunny - call kyu nhi uthaya ye bata pahale.

Main - ghar aakar phone charging pe tha upar se aavaj kam kr rakhi thi phone vo Jane de,
Mujhe kuche batana hai

Sunny - bata sirf ye mat bolana ki tuze kisise pyar hogaya hai , Divya ke va...kt [aur aage thoda ruk kar mere chehre ke bhav dekhkar]
Divya ke vakt bhi yahi bola tha aur dekh kya hal ho gaya hai tera ,

Main- chhod naa sali ki baat ko ,


Phir mene chacha aur sarpanch ki baat bata di usme meri maa Vali baat chhod kr aur moti gand jese shabdo ko chodkar sab bata di,kyuki ham bachpan se dost the to batane me asani hogayi .

Sunny -me ye baat Maan hi nhi sakta , sarpanch is baat par Maan jayega aur apni biwi aur Priti ko de dega .

Main - kyu use bhi to pad(sarpanch pad)mil raha hai , aur 'ek aurat'


( ye bolte vakt mujhe Chachi ki moti gand yaad aa gayi , mene dekhi nhi thi kabhi lekin aaj ke vake baad vah gaand kaa drishya man me bar bar ban raha tha.)

Sunny - vo bahut harami hai use uski biwi ki koi chinta nhi hai , mai manta hu lekin sirf pad aur 'aurat' ke liye nahi vo nhi kr sakta
.
( Uske aurat kehne par mera lund me tightness aane lagi kyu ki Mai ab Chachi ki gaand ka imagination krne laga tha, phir uski baat pr dhyan dete hue)


Main - kyu nhi lagta , vo harami hai tune hi bataya mujhe pahle nhi patata lekin mere samne usne ye sab krne ki deal man gaye aur mere chacha ne bhi hami di .

Sunny - Haan man lete hai lekin, kyuki vo chut ke liye kuch bhi kr sakta hai apni biwi ko bhi dav pe laga sakta hai lekin ,
uske kahne par 125 vote is bar milna mushkil hai use ,kyuki hamare ilake ke logo ke sath usne ki tarah k bartav kiya hai sab jante hai . ye baat sarpanch ko bhi malum hogi yaa phir vo sirf dav nhi khel sakta itna bada.


Main - kyu nahi khel sakta vo tumhe kyu lagta hai .

Sunny- Bhai vo ladki uski bhatiji hai , jaising uska bhai hai . Tumhe ye bat nhi pata kyuki tumhe gao ke bare itna kuch gyath nhi hai .
Aur vo is dav me uski jindagi kharab krdega to uska vese hi political career khatam ho jayega .

(Mujhe ab sambhala tha kyuki me bhe hi kitna karibi rahu sunny ka lekin me use yah nahi bata sakta meri maa ke liye ye sab ho raha hai aur sari bate batana mere liye mushkil tha to mene use kaha.)

Main - haa ho sakta hai ki aur bhi kuch bada ho lekin, meri bat Sola aane sach hai.

Sunny - ho sakta hai , yaa phir tere chacha ne teri Chachi ke badle me sarpanch ko fasane ka socha ho kyuki muze nhi lagta , sarpanch ko vo bina kuch diye kuch kr sakta hai tera chacha .

( Is bar sunny ke muh se meri Chachi sidhe nikal gaya , aur phir mujhe kuch bura nahi laga kyuki ham bohot hi close the)

Sunny -tu tension mat le ham krte hai kuch 15 may Tak kisiko kuch nhi hone denge.

Main - Jane de ye bata kya tu Teri girlfriend ko la raha tha kya yaha chudwane.

Sunny - nahi re , hai ek aurat bahut logo se leti hai gao me , mene socha tere pyar ko bhulane me teri madat Karu.

Main - Abe chutiye me to bhul gaya usko ab.

Sunny - kahi pyar vyar to nahi ho gaya phir se, kisise yaa phir vahi ladki .

Main - kon ladki .

Sunny - aur kaun , tumhe bhi malum hai me kiski baat kar raha hu , me baat kar raha hoo

Main - nahi yar kuch bhi mat bol meri bahan hai voh

(Aur ye mere muh se nikal gaya use ye baat pata thi me bachpan se hi Neha ko chahta tha , bhalehi vo meri bua ki beti thi)

Sunny -gaya n pakde benstokes , mujhe pata hai ki tu ab bhi Neha se pyar karata hai.aur vaise bhi mama aur bua ki ladki se hamare yaha shadiya baki tarah ki shadiyo se jyada hoti hai.

Main - karta bhi hu to kya fayda wo to muze ab bhav bhi nahi degi, aur me Mila bhi nahi hu kitne dino se.

Sunny - esa mat soch , tuze Neha se pyar tha aur hai lekin bich me vo randi Divya aa gayi ,aur tu uske sapno me kho gaya , tuz se chudne ke baad bhi kisike chudne ke kabil nhi rahi hogi vo.




Main - tu to aise keh rah hai jaise tune Mera lavda liya gandme
.
Sunny - Abe tuze malum hai n ki hum sath me hi Muth mari hai jab se shuru ki thi , tune kabhi Gina hai kya kitna lamba hai tera to

Main - nahi

Sunny - mera lagbhag abhi 7inch khada hone par hai to uske hisab se khade hone ke baad Tera 11inch ka hoga

Main hanste hue - pakka tuze lene ki padi hai mera lund

Sunny - Abe me to tuze yeh kah raha hoon ki tuze " ahankar " hona chahiye itne bade lund ka ,mere pass hota to is duniya ki har ek khubsurat aurat bhalehi vo koi bhi ho chod deta , rand bana deta .



(Mujhe ab samaj aa gaya ki vo mujhe ab jyada chaddha raha hai , is liye mene has diya
Aur phir hamari aisi hi faltu bate Hui aur me Ghar chala gaya aur so Gaya)

 

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UPDATE 9

Subah meri char baje hi neend khul gayi thi , phir me kal ki bato ke bare me sochne laga
Mere dimag me Chachi ke liye bahut hi bure khayal aa rahe the,
Phir mene man ko fatkarna chaha lekin ,

Bar bar mujhe Chachi ki gand ke khyal aane lage , mujhe laga mera dimag Chachi ki gand dekhne Tak shant nhi bhethega , aur sirf dekhne me kya burai hai ,mujhe kuch Krna thodi tha ,
Kya sach me , mai Chachi ko nahi chod sakta ,
Sunny to kah raha tha ki ' meri tarah lund hota to wo har ek aurat ko choda deta' , kya meri kabiliyat nahi hai , Chachi ko chodne ki , aur agar mere lund ko Chachi ki gand na mili to thu hai meri jindagi me,
Ek to Divya ne mujhe kisi ladke ke liye choda hai ,main to exam tak clear nahi kar saka, ab mujhe khudko sabit Krna hi padega ki Mai kon hu .mujhe dokha mila hai,mai kisi ko dokha thodi de raha hoo,bhalehi ab kal ki bato me mene Neha se pyar krta hoo , lekin jab tak use pyar nhi hota me single hi hoon.

aur vaise bhi chacha kon lagta hai mera ab ,jo ghar ki do aurato ko dusre ke naam karne ko tayyar hai, aur mujhe uske kaam ko bigadna hai aur Chachi ko ragad ke chodna hai.

Yahi sab bato ke sath subah ho gayi aur mai bahar aa gaya ,



Bahar chachi aangan me jhadu laga rahi thi , phir meri najar unke piche gayi to dekha, waha aangan me rahul muh dho Raha tha aur apni maa ki gaand ko hawasi najar se dekh kar hotho se jibh pher di,

Me man me kahne laga ki ab to iski gaand mujhe maarni padegi ,jiska beta use khud chodna chahta hai , use me kaise chhod sakta hu.

Ab me sochne laga ki kya Karana hoga Chachi ko chodne ke liye,
Pahale to khyal aaya ki chacha ki recording Chachi ko dikhakar apni taraf khich loon , lekin mene isko plan b ka naam dena soch liya.
Phir Chachi ek dum mudi aur ghar ke andar jane lagi,Me Chachi ki gaand dekhakar, ab tadap raha tha ,



aur rahul bhi muh dhokar bahar chala gaya.
ab to sabse pahale kese bhi karake Chachi ko Naga dekhno hoga ,

Yahi soch raha tha tab tak Chachi andar chali gayi, me unke piche jakar unse kuch bate karne ka soch hi Raha tha ki ,

Bua jo ki mere ghar me maa ke sath chai pi Rahi thi mujhe dekhakar maa ko tana Marne lagi thi ,

Bua -bhabhi dekho kis tarah khoya hua hai, pakka kisi ladki ka chakkar tha jis vajah se iske no. bhi nahi aaye ,

Maa- Aisa nahi hai , hamara beta balhehi fail hogaya ho, lekin is tarah ke chakkar me nahi hai .aur karenga bhi nahi

Bua -karega kyu nahi baap mehnat karata hai ,aur vo ise shahar me udata hai, koi ise kuch bolta bhi nahi , aur meri baat to vaisehi buri hi lagti hai sabko.

Mujhe ye sunkar bohot ghussa aaya lekin kya bolta.

Maa - Aisa thodi hota hai , agar vaha gaye hai padhne to yahi sab chije karenge Aisa thodi hota hai didi, aur hamari Neha ko bhi dekhlo uska thodi koi chakkar chal raha hai.

Maa ne ye baat tana marte hue kahi ki teri beti bhi to bahar padhne ko bheji hai,phir bua ne baat badalana hi thik samjha.

Bua - vo kah rahi hai kal ayengi , uske hostel bhi band ho raha hai aur uske computer classes bhi hogaye hai.

Ye baat sunkar me khush ho gaya aur bua par ka ghussa bhi khatam ho gaya kyu ki ,
ab mujhe kaise bhi karke Neha ke man me mere liye pyar ko jagana tha.

Maa - haa , ye to acchi baat hai , use Suraj kaa no de Dena ye lene chala jayega karanja.

Me is baat par aur bhi khush hogaya , aur bahar bethe unki baate sunkar, Neha ke sapno me kho gaya.

Bua ab mana to nahi kar sakti thi , bhalehi mujh par ghussa kare lekin koi aur thaa bhi nahi jo le jane wala tha , kyu ki sab maante the rahul bahut kaam me busy rahta hai baaki sadasya ki tarah,

Phir kuch der baad bua bahar aai,

Bua - no. le le Neha ka aur use bata de ki kal tu use lene aane vala hai.

Main - thik hai bua.
Aur bua apne ghar me chali gai

 

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UPDATE 10

Kuch der baad shweta mujhe bahar jate hue dikhi to
Main - kaha Jaa Rahi ho sota?

Shweta - bhaiyaa aap mera naam thik liya kije nahi to me kabhi baat nahi karungi .

Main - thik hai , ab bata to sahi ,kaha Jaa Rahi ho?

Shweta - wo rahul bhaiyya mujhe bahar ghumane le jaa rahe karanja unke gaadi par , aur mene pitaji se puch liya hai.

Main - haa , vaise bhi tera koi bhai hai to nahi , to tu rahul ke sath hi ghumne jayengi Naa.(mene dukhi hote hue kaha , aur mu dusri taraf kar liya)

Shweta - bhaiyaa, o o bhaiyya , aap bura kyu Maan rahe ho , aap ke sath bhi jaungi n kal Neha didi ko lene aapki gaadi par.

Main -(kal me Neha ke sath akele gaadi par aana chahta tha to ) kuch aane ki jarurat nahi hai tujhe mere sath aane ki aaj hi ghumne rahul ke sath me koi lagta thodi hu Tera .me bahar raha hu n to tu bhul gayi hai mujhe.

Shweta -bhaiyya , o o bhai...yaa ( aur ek dam se aankho me paani aa gaye ) aap mere bhai hai aur aapki jagah koi nahi le sakta ,
lekin me ghumne nahi jaa rahi hoo .mujhe cast certificate banane jana hai , aur rahul bhaiyya ka koi dost hai jo ye kaam krta hai to unke sath Jaa Rahi hoon.lekin aap kahoge to me nahi jaungi .

Main - (mujhe uska rahul ke sath jaana bura to lag raha tha , lekin mujhe khush ki bahan pe itna bharosa to dikhana tha) haa jao lekin ham ghumne jaroor jayenge ek din lekin kal nahi.

Shweta - o bhaiya , mai aap dono ke bich me nahi aaungi .aap hi jao kal .
( Mujhe laga meri chori pakadi gayi ,lekin hamare yaha mama aur bua ki ladki ke naam se chedna ek aam baat hai, to me bhi majak karate hue)

Main - bohot badmash hai tu Jaa aur aage se kuch jarurat ho to jarur batana.

Wo phir chale gai bahar . me naha dhokar tayyar hua, kyu ki aaj kuch khet me kaam nahi tha kyuki is vakt jyada kaam nahi hote to me aaram se tv dekhane laga.

Phir achanak maa kisi aurat se bahar baat kar rahi thi , bhi maa unhe undar lekar aayi .

 

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UPDATE 11

Us par meri najar padte hi meri fatke ab chhar ho gai thi ,kyoki ye koi aur nahi balki bus me mili aurat hai ,



Lekin me akela hi nahi dar Raha tha us aurat ko bhi dar lagne laga tha, ki ye yaha kaise aa gaya.



Usne ghabaraye pucha - ye kon hai ? Aapko beta hai kya .



Maa - haa , Sarita ,yeh Suraj hai mera beta , shahar abhi aaya hai ek do din hue hai , bade shahar me padhane ke liye tha.

(Sarita dar rahi thi ki me uski gao me badnami na kardu)

Sarita - accha hai , gao me shadi hai to thodi masti bhi kar lega.



(mene soch liya kyu n ab iske maje liye Jaye kyu ki chut to ye aasani se de degi mujhe, Chachi ko phasane tak kaam chal jayega )



Main - [unki aankho me dekhte hue] Masti to ab khub karunga , ..shadi me.



Maa mujhe datate hue- haa , teri vajah se sab log mujhe hi sunate hai . Aur tu masti hi karne ki soch.

Main maa ko manate hue - maa ab shadi me dost milenge (Sarita ki taraf dekhte hue) to maja karunga hi na.vaise Masti karne hi thodi gao me rah raha hu.



Maa- haa , malum hai tu kitna shant hai, ruk tu inse baat kar me nashta banati hu inke liye.



Sarita - iski koi jarurat nahi hai , mai to sirf aapse baat krne aai thi.



Maa - nashta banati hu tu yahi ruk , phir ham baate karte hai ,bahut din hogaye, dikhi nahi itne din .



Sarita - mai baccheko lekar bade shahar gai thi bimar tha vo, uske bad karanja me papa ke yaha ruk gai.



Maa - akeli gai thi kya ?



Sarita - haa , mere pati to kaam me busy the , aur papa ko bhi jyada ghumne nhi hota .aur mummy bhi bimar thi , to mai hi gai akeli .



Maa- vo bhi hai , ab kya kr sakte hai , jaruri kaam me Jana padta hi hai kabhi kabhi

.

Mai - haa , aur aajkal bahut log bus se travel krte hai to sath bhi mil jata hai .( Aur mene smile de di )

Maa ne is baat par dyan nahi diya , aur chai banane chali gai.tabhi Vo mujhase door khadi thi ,

To me uske pass chala gaya .

Dhimi aavaj me.



Main - ab to hamara milna hota hi rahega , adhura kaam bhi pura karenge ( mene Besharam bante hue kaha )



Sarita -nahi , mujhe maaf kr dijiye , me shadi shuda hu ,hamare bich ab yeh thik nahi hoga.



Main - kya thik nahi rahega , us din sab thik tha kya.



Sarita - ham us din bahak gaye the ,hame nahi pata tha ki aap bhi isi gao ke hai , meri shadi ko do sal hi hue hai , mene aapko dekha nhi tha .

(Aur vo rone lagi , me bhi samaj gaya us din vo bhi sirf thodi der ke liye maje le rahi thi , ab phir mene hatho se uske asu poch liye)

Main - thik hai , jaisi aapki marji , lekin agar aapki iccha ho to mujhe jarur yaad karna , me nahi bataunga kisiko iske bare me .



( Aur usase dur hogaya , vo bhi thodi khush hui yaa ye kahe ki raht ki sans li .)



Sarita - dhanyavad , aapka .



Phir tabhi maa nashta lekar aa gai .



Maa - bacche ko lekar kyu nahi aai.



Sarita - vo so Raha hai, to socha khana banane se pahale aapse milalu , nahi to aap puchengi ki itne din yaad nahi aai.

( Main soch ne laga ki ye kiski biwi hai )

Uska nashta ho gaya to vo bate karne lagi ,



Maa - agar tumhe kisi bhi chij ki jarurat ho to mujhe maang lena, nahi to is lane ke liye bol dena .

( Maa shayad ab mujhe unke ghar ke bare me batane Vali thi , to )



Sarita - haa tum mera no. Lelo .



Usne mujhe no de diya aur bate karake ghar chali gayi kuch der bad maa ne khana banaya , phir sab ne khana khaya .

Aur me Chachi ki ghar ki taraf Jane laga .

Chachi akele khana kha rahi , mera vapas jane ka man to nahi tha lekin phir muda to

Chachi - ab vapas kyu Jaa Raha hai Beth nahi sakta kya , yaa mujhse Sharm aati hai.



Main - Sharm aapse karunga to mujhe pachtana pad jayenga ( meri ye baat mere arman bata rahe the )



Chachi - haa , to phir Beth idhar me tab tak khana khati hu, vaise bhi ghar pe koi nahi hai.



Main - Chachi , aap ghar bore ho jati hongi na .



Chachi - haa , lekin mobile aur kaam isme khud ko busy kar leti hu , kabhi kabhi movie dekhti hu aur rahul bhi mere liye movies le aata hai , lekin vo hamesha hi angreji movies hi le aata hai ,kahta hai hindi download karana mushkil hai ,



( Me samaj gaya ki ,rahul khud ki maa ko movies ke jariya garam Karana chah raha hoga isliye angreji movies deta hai , aur bhi kaisi hogi ye bhi pata hai mujhe)



Main - to aapko movies kaa bohot shauk hai Chachi.



Chachi - nahi mujhe to time pass ke liye kuch bhi mil jaye to chalega.vo Naya phone diya he n inhone, usme kuch time pass krti hu.



Main- mujhe dikhayi ye kaisa hai .



Unhone phone table ki taraf ishara kiya aur mene phone le liya .uspar kuch password nhi tha kyuki vo Chachi ko nahi samaj ta hoga is liye.

Mene usme movies konsi hai yeh dekhi , usme fifty shades ki movies thi aur basic instinct is tarah ki movies thi .



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Chachi phir khane ke bad thali uthakar kitchen ki aur chaldi , me piche se unki gaand ko dekhne laga.



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Phir mene ek story ka pdf download Kiya jisme maa bete ki sex kahaniya thi aur use usi folder me dal diya .



Ye mene rahul ko fasane ke liye kiya tha , ki uska plan uski maa ab clear ho jaye , is me mere fasne ke bhi chances the,



Kyuki chachi bata sakti thi rahul ko me ne phone dekha tha ,



Phir jaldi se use rename karke love story dal diya, aur mobile le kar chachi ke pass gaya.

 

[hemendra]

UPDATE 12

Mere andar aatehi Chachi basin ke samne khadi hogar nighty me thi ,hath dho rahi thi bahut hi madak lag rahi thi.
Main - Chachi aap books bhi padhti ho.
Chachi - kyu
Main - Chachi aapke mobile me love story naam se kitab hai .

Chachi - rahul ne dali hogi mere phone me.tumane padhi hai kya kabhi , dikha phone me kaise aati hai kitab .
Main - nahi , mene sirf naam dekha uspar ,dekhi nahi kholkar , aap hi dekho .

Mene unke hath me phone diya unhone uspar click Kiya to vo open ho gai .

Chachi andar kholte hi , undar unhe Hindi me tittle dikha , unhone bhalehi jyada padhai nahi ki thi lekin Hindi padhna likhana aata tha.
Phir unhone band kardi .aur meri aur dekhne lagi .
Me dar gaya mujhe laga mere pasa ulta pad gaya hai shayad koi bhi aurat apne bete pr sabse jyada bharosa krti hai.

Chachi - Suraj , ye kya majak hai , mujhe tumse is tarah ki ummid nahi thi. Tumhe kya lagta hai ki mere bete ka naam lekar mujhe kuch bhi padhne ko do doge.
Main - ye aap kya kah rahi , aur ye aachanak kyu gussa ho gai, aur mene to sirf aapko vohi dikhaya jo phone me tha .(main khud ke dar par kabu krte hue)
Chachi - jyada hoshiyar mat bano, me tumhari shikayat tumhari maa se karti hu ruk.
(Is vakt mere dil ki dhadkane bahut badh gayi thi)
Main - meri galti kya hai , aur usme kya hai esa Jo aap mujhe daat Rahi ho .
Chachi - mera beta esa kyu karega ,ye sab.

Maine unke hath se phone le liya aur esa show karne laga ki maine use khola tak nahi hai .aur kholakar.

Main - ab main samjha , aap in sab me mujhe dosh de rahi hai abhi to mene phone liya tha hath me, aur me kyu esa majak karunga , Chachi .

Chachi -to phir o kisne dala hai isme.

Main - aap hi to kah rahi thi rahul hi use krta hai aapke Siva phone . To usine padhne ke liye ki hogi use thodi pata hoga undar kya hai.
(Ab mujhe majbooran rahul ki bhi baju Leni thi nahi to unhe lagta me uspar dosh dal raha hu khud kar ke, jise me jhuta hu samj jati)

Chachi -(unhe is baat par yakin ho gaya ) ye kis tarah ki kitabe hai , usne acchi kitab dhoondni chahiye thi.kitni galat salat kitab hoti hai aaj kal .
( Ab mujh me himmat badh gayi thi , me risk lene se nahi darne vala tha)
Main- Chachi , kitabe kuch log padhte honge isliye , iski charcha internet par ho rahi hogi .to usne download kar li .use thodi malum tha ki aisi niklegi.
(Meri baat ka asar ho gaya Chachi ko)

Chachi - haa , vo kah raha tha jab vo movie dali thi mobile me tab ,ki logo ne ise bahut dekha hai aur iski tarif bhi ho rahi hai isliye movies le aaya . Lekin ye kitab to bahut hi galat salat hai.
isiliye aaj kal ke bacche bighad rahe hai, movies to thi hi lekin ab kitabe bhi .

Main - haa , chaachi yahi aajkal ki sachhai hai .logo isi tarah ki chije pasand aati hai.

Chachi - Jane de , mera ek kaam karega vo sab delete kar de aur tu koi acchi movies mujhe lakar de.

Main- me delete to kr dunga ( ab mujhe kitni to thi hi rahul ko malum ho jata nahi to )lekin acchi movies milna thoda mushkil hai.


Chachi - haa , phir bhi lekin mil gayi to dekh Lena . Aur apna no . Isme save krle tu to ab ghar hi hai , kuch kaam hua to bata dungi.


Maine ye sunkar apna no save Kiya , aur mere no par call kr diya.

Chachi - sun ,aaj shyam ko mere sath chalega , ye kah rahe the ki sarpanch ke sath Jana tum vaise bhi uske Bank ka kam nahi hota, sarpanch ki jarurat hoti hai .to tum mere sath rahna ab me akele to nahi jaa sakti na uske sath.

(Me samaj gaya ki ye chacha ki chal hai Chachi jyada aurato me ghulti milti nahi thi to unhe pagal bana raha tha )

Main - Chachi aapse ye sab kisne kaha , chacha ko malum nahi hai shayad , sarpanch ki jarurat nahi padati aap mere sath chalna shyam ko .

Chachi - thik hai , me unhe bata deti hu , aur puch leti hu shyam ko jane ke liye.

Main - thik hai phir milte hai.

Main phir ghar me aa kar so gaya

 

[Ek number]

Mein kuch der baad ghar aa gaya, aur phir khana khaya , is beech paiso ka hisab pitaji ko diya .

Aaj hui baato ke bare me soch raha tha ki mujhe sunny ki subah ki baat yaad aa gai mene phone dekha to uske 4 miss call aye the , phir shayad use laga hoga me busy hu to call nahi kiya.

Mene use call lagaya .
Sunny - Abe lavde , kitni koshish ke baad maani thi vo , tune call kyu nhi uthaya.

Main - Abe vo sab chhod jaldi mil sakta hai kya .
Sunny - haa tu bahar aa me abhi aata hu.

Kuch hi der me mujhe sunny mila vo mujhe uski khet ki taraf le jaane laga ,
Ham yu hi baat krte krte jhopdi me pahunche .

Sunny - call kyu nhi uthaya ye bata pahale.

Main - ghar aakar phone charging pe tha upar se aavaj kam kr rakhi thi phone vo Jane de,
Mujhe kuche batana hai

Sunny - bata sirf ye mat bolana ki tuze kisise pyar hogaya hai , Divya ke va...kt [aur aage thoda ruk kar mere chehre ke bhav dekhkar]
Divya ke vakt bhi yahi bola tha aur dekh kya hal ho gaya hai tera ,

Main- chhod naa sali ki baat ko ,


Phir mene chacha aur sarpanch ki baat bata di usme meri maa Vali baat chhod kr aur moti gand jese shabdo ko chodkar sab bata di,kyuki ham bachpan se dost the to batane me asani hogayi .

Sunny -me ye baat Maan hi nhi sakta , sarpanch is baat par Maan jayega aur apni biwi aur Priti ko de dega .

Main - kyu use bhi to pad(sarpanch pad)mil raha hai , aur 'ek aurat'


( ye bolte vakt mujhe Chachi ki moti gand yaad aa gayi , mene dekhi nhi thi kabhi lekin aaj ke vake baad vah gaand kaa drishya man me bar bar ban raha tha.)

Sunny - vo bahut harami hai use uski biwi ki koi chinta nhi hai , mai manta hu lekin sirf pad aur 'aurat' ke liye nahi vo nhi kr sakta
.
( Uske aurat kehne par mera lund me tightness aane lagi kyu ki Mai ab Chachi ki gaand ka imagination krne laga tha, phir uski baat pr dhyan dete hue)


Main - kyu nhi lagta , vo harami hai tune hi bataya mujhe pahle nhi patata lekin mere samne usne ye sab krne ki deal man gaye aur mere chacha ne bhi hami di .

Sunny - Haan man lete hai lekin, kyuki vo chut ke liye kuch bhi kr sakta hai apni biwi ko bhi dav pe laga sakta hai lekin ,
uske kahne par 125 vote is bar milna mushkil hai use ,kyuki hamare ilake ke logo ke sath usne ki tarah k bartav kiya hai sab jante hai . ye baat sarpanch ko bhi malum hogi yaa phir vo sirf dav nhi khel sakta itna bada.


Main - kyu nahi khel sakta vo tumhe kyu lagta hai .

Sunny- Bhai vo ladki uski bhatiji hai , jaising uska bhai hai . Tumhe ye bat nhi pata kyuki tumhe gao ke bare itna kuch gyath nhi hai .
Aur vo is dav me uski jindagi kharab krdega to uska vese hi political career khatam ho jayega .

(Mujhe ab sambhala tha kyuki me bhe hi kitna karibi rahu sunny ka lekin me use yah nahi bata sakta meri maa ke liye ye sab ho raha hai aur sari bate batana mere liye mushkil tha to mene use kaha.)

Main - haa ho sakta hai ki aur bhi kuch bada ho lekin, meri bat Sola aane sach hai.

Sunny - ho sakta hai , yaa phir tere chacha ne teri Chachi ke badle me sarpanch ko fasane ka socha ho kyuki muze nhi lagta , sarpanch ko vo bina kuch diye kuch kr sakta hai tera chacha .

( Is bar sunny ke muh se meri Chachi sidhe nikal gaya , aur phir mujhe kuch bura nahi laga kyuki ham bohot hi close the)

Sunny -tu tension mat le ham krte hai kuch 15 may Tak kisiko kuch nhi hone denge.

Main - Jane de ye bata kya tu Teri girlfriend ko la raha tha kya yaha chudwane.

Sunny - nahi re , hai ek aurat bahut logo se leti hai gao me , mene socha tere pyar ko bhulane me teri madat Karu.

Main - Abe chutiye me to bhul gaya usko ab.

Sunny - kahi pyar vyar to nahi ho gaya phir se, kisise yaa phir vahi ladki .

Main - kon ladki .

Sunny - aur kaun , tumhe bhi malum hai me kiski baat kar raha hu , me baat kar raha hoo

Main - nahi yar kuch bhi mat bol meri bahan hai voh

(Aur ye mere muh se nikal gaya use ye baat pata thi me bachpan se hi Neha ko chahta tha , bhalehi vo meri bua ki beti thi)

Sunny -gaya n pakde benstokes , mujhe pata hai ki tu ab bhi Neha se pyar karata hai.aur vaise bhi mama aur bua ki ladki se hamare yaha shadiya baki tarah ki shadiyo se jyada hoti hai.

Main - karta bhi hu to kya fayda wo to muze ab bhav bhi nahi degi, aur me Mila bhi nahi hu kitne dino se.

Sunny - esa mat soch , tuze Neha se pyar tha aur hai lekin bich me vo randi Divya aa gayi ,aur tu uske sapno me kho gaya , tuz se chudne ke baad bhi kisike chudne ke kabil nhi rahi hogi vo.




Main - tu to aise keh rah hai jaise tune Mera lavda liya gandme
.
Sunny - Abe tuze malum hai n ki hum sath me hi Muth mari hai jab se shuru ki thi , tune kabhi Gina hai kya kitna lamba hai tera to

Main - nahi

Sunny - mera lagbhag abhi 7inch khada hone par hai to uske hisab se khade hone ke baad Tera 11inch ka hoga

Main hanste hue - pakka tuze lene ki padi hai mera lund

Sunny - Abe me to tuze yeh kah raha hoon ki tuze " ahankar " hona chahiye itne bade lund ka ,mere pass hota to is duniya ki har ek khubsurat aurat bhalehi vo koi bhi ho chod deta , rand bana deta .



(Mujhe ab samaj aa gaya ki vo mujhe ab jyada chaddha raha hai , is liye mene has diya
Aur phir hamari aisi hi faltu bate Hui aur me Ghar chala gaya aur so Gaya)

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Subah meri char baje hi neend khul gayi thi , phir me kal ki bato ke bare me sochne laga
Mere dimag me Chachi ke liye bahut hi bure khayal aa rahe the,
Phir mene man ko fatkarna chaha lekin ,

Bar bar mujhe Chachi ki gand ke khyal aane lage , mujhe laga mera dimag Chachi ki gand dekhne Tak shant nhi bhethega , aur sirf dekhne me kya burai hai ,mujhe kuch Krna thodi tha ,
Kya sach me , mai Chachi ko nahi chod sakta ,
Sunny to kah raha tha ki ' meri tarah lund hota to wo har ek aurat ko choda deta' , kya meri kabiliyat nahi hai , Chachi ko chodne ki , aur agar mere lund ko Chachi ki gand na mili to thu hai meri jindagi me,
Ek to Divya ne mujhe kisi ladke ke liye choda hai ,main to exam tak clear nahi kar saka, ab mujhe khudko sabit Krna hi padega ki Mai kon hu .mujhe dokha mila hai,mai kisi ko dokha thodi de raha hoo,bhalehi ab kal ki bato me mene Neha se pyar krta hoo , lekin jab tak use pyar nhi hota me single hi hoon.

aur vaise bhi chacha kon lagta hai mera ab ,jo ghar ki do aurato ko dusre ke naam karne ko tayyar hai, aur mujhe uske kaam ko bigadna hai aur Chachi ko ragad ke chodna hai.

Yahi sab bato ke sath subah ho gayi aur mai bahar aa gaya ,



Bahar chachi aangan me jhadu laga rahi thi , phir meri najar unke piche gayi to dekha, waha aangan me rahul muh dho Raha tha aur apni maa ki gaand ko hawasi najar se dekh kar hotho se jibh pher di,

Me man me kahne laga ki ab to iski gaand mujhe maarni padegi ,jiska beta use khud chodna chahta hai , use me kaise chhod sakta hu.

Ab me sochne laga ki kya Karana hoga Chachi ko chodne ke liye,
Pahale to khyal aaya ki chacha ki recording Chachi ko dikhakar apni taraf khich loon , lekin mene isko plan b ka naam dena soch liya.
Phir Chachi ek dum mudi aur ghar ke andar jane lagi,Me Chachi ki gaand dekhakar, ab tadap raha tha ,



aur rahul bhi muh dhokar bahar chala gaya.
ab to sabse pahale kese bhi karake Chachi ko Naga dekhno hoga ,

Yahi soch raha tha tab tak Chachi andar chali gayi, me unke piche jakar unse kuch bate karne ka soch hi Raha tha ki ,

Bua jo ki mere ghar me maa ke sath chai pi Rahi thi mujhe dekhakar maa ko tana Marne lagi thi ,

Bua -bhabhi dekho kis tarah khoya hua hai, pakka kisi ladki ka chakkar tha jis vajah se iske no. bhi nahi aaye ,

Maa- Aisa nahi hai , hamara beta balhehi fail hogaya ho, lekin is tarah ke chakkar me nahi hai .aur karenga bhi nahi

Bua -karega kyu nahi baap mehnat karata hai ,aur vo ise shahar me udata hai, koi ise kuch bolta bhi nahi , aur meri baat to vaisehi buri hi lagti hai sabko.

Mujhe ye sunkar bohot ghussa aaya lekin kya bolta.

Maa - Aisa thodi hota hai , agar vaha gaye hai padhne to yahi sab chije karenge Aisa thodi hota hai didi, aur hamari Neha ko bhi dekhlo uska thodi koi chakkar chal raha hai.

Maa ne ye baat tana marte hue kahi ki teri beti bhi to bahar padhne ko bheji hai,phir bua ne baat badalana hi thik samjha.

Bua - vo kah rahi hai kal ayengi , uske hostel bhi band ho raha hai aur uske computer classes bhi hogaye hai.

Ye baat sunkar me khush ho gaya aur bua par ka ghussa bhi khatam ho gaya kyu ki ,
ab mujhe kaise bhi karke Neha ke man me mere liye pyar ko jagana tha.

Maa - haa , ye to acchi baat hai , use Suraj kaa no de Dena ye lene chala jayega karanja.

Me is baat par aur bhi khush hogaya , aur bahar bethe unki baate sunkar, Neha ke sapno me kho gaya.

Bua ab mana to nahi kar sakti thi , bhalehi mujh par ghussa kare lekin koi aur thaa bhi nahi jo le jane wala tha , kyu ki sab maante the rahul bahut kaam me busy rahta hai baaki sadasya ki tarah,

Phir kuch der baad bua bahar aai,

Bua - no. le le Neha ka aur use bata de ki kal tu use lene aane vala hai.

Main - thik hai bua.
Aur bua apne ghar me chali gai

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Kuch der baad shweta mujhe bahar jate hue dikhi to
Main - kaha Jaa Rahi ho sota?

Shweta - bhaiyaa aap mera naam thik liya kije nahi to me kabhi baat nahi karungi .

Main - thik hai , ab bata to sahi ,kaha Jaa Rahi ho?

Shweta - wo rahul bhaiyya mujhe bahar ghumane le jaa rahe karanja unke gaadi par , aur mene pitaji se puch liya hai.

Main - haa , vaise bhi tera koi bhai hai to nahi , to tu rahul ke sath hi ghumne jayengi Naa.(mene dukhi hote hue kaha , aur mu dusri taraf kar liya)

Shweta - bhaiyaa, o o bhaiyya , aap bura kyu Maan rahe ho , aap ke sath bhi jaungi n kal Neha didi ko lene aapki gaadi par.

Main -(kal me Neha ke sath akele gaadi par aana chahta tha to ) kuch aane ki jarurat nahi hai tujhe mere sath aane ki aaj hi ghumne rahul ke sath me koi lagta thodi hu Tera .me bahar raha hu n to tu bhul gayi hai mujhe.

Shweta -bhaiyya , o o bhai...yaa ( aur ek dam se aankho me paani aa gaye ) aap mere bhai hai aur aapki jagah koi nahi le sakta ,
lekin me ghumne nahi jaa rahi hoo .mujhe cast certificate banane jana hai , aur rahul bhaiyya ka koi dost hai jo ye kaam krta hai to unke sath Jaa Rahi hoon.lekin aap kahoge to me nahi jaungi .

Main - (mujhe uska rahul ke sath jaana bura to lag raha tha , lekin mujhe khush ki bahan pe itna bharosa to dikhana tha) haa jao lekin ham ghumne jaroor jayenge ek din lekin kal nahi.

Shweta - o bhaiya , mai aap dono ke bich me nahi aaungi .aap hi jao kal .
( Mujhe laga meri chori pakadi gayi ,lekin hamare yaha mama aur bua ki ladki ke naam se chedna ek aam baat hai, to me bhi majak karate hue)

Main - bohot badmash hai tu Jaa aur aage se kuch jarurat ho to jarur batana.

Wo phir chale gai bahar . me naha dhokar tayyar hua, kyu ki aaj kuch khet me kaam nahi tha kyuki is vakt jyada kaam nahi hote to me aaram se tv dekhane laga.

Phir achanak maa kisi aurat se bahar baat kar rahi thi , bhi maa unhe undar lekar aayi .

Mast update

 

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Us par meri najar padte hi meri fatke ab chhar ho gai thi ,kyoki ye koi aur nahi balki bus me mili aurat hai ,

Lekin me akela hi nahi dar Raha tha us aurat ko bhi dar lagne laga tha, ki ye yaha kaise aa gaya.

Usne ghabaraye pucha - ye kon hai ? Aapko beta hai kya .

Maa - haa , Sarita ,yeh Suraj hai mera beta , shahar abhi aaya hai ek do din hue hai , bade shahar me padhane ke liye tha.
(Sarita dar rahi thi ki me uski gao me badnami na kardu)
Sarita - accha hai , gao me shadi hai to thodi masti bhi kar lega.

(mene soch liya kyu n ab iske maje liye Jaye kyu ki chut to ye aasani se de degi mujhe, Chachi ko phasane tak kaam chal jayega )

Main - [unki aankho me dekhte hue] Masti to ab khub karunga , ..shadi me.

Maa mujhe datate hue- haa , teri vajah se sab log mujhe hi sunate hai . Aur tu masti hi karne ki soch.
Main maa ko manate hue - maa ab shadi me dost milenge (Sarita ki taraf dekhte hue) to maja karunga hi na.vaise Masti karne hi thodi gao me rah raha hu.

Maa- haa , malum hai tu kitna shant hai, ruk tu inse baat kar me nashta banati hu inke liye.

Sarita - iski koi jarurat nahi hai , mai to sirf aapse baat krne aai thi.

Maa - nashta banati hu tu yahi ruk , phir ham baate karte hai ,bahut din hogaye, dikhi nahi itne din .

Sarita - mai baccheko lekar bade shahar gai thi bimar tha vo, uske bad karanja me papa ke yaha ruk gai.

Maa - akeli gai thi kya ?

Sarita - haa , mere pati to kaam me busy the , aur papa ko bhi jyada ghumne nhi hota .aur mummy bhi bimar thi , to mai hi gai akeli .

Maa- vo bhi hai , ab kya kr sakte hai , jaruri kaam me Jana padta hi hai kabhi kabhi
.
Mai - haa , aur aajkal bahut log bus se travel krte hai to sath bhi mil jata hai .( Aur mene smile de di )
Maa ne is baat par dyan nahi diya , aur chai banane chali gai.tabhi Vo mujhase door khadi thi ,
To me uske pass chala gaya .
Dhimi aavaj me.

Main - ab to hamara milna hota hi rahega , adhura kaam bhi pura karenge ( mene Besharam bante hue kaha )

Sarita -nahi , mujhe maaf kr dijiye , me shadi shuda hu ,hamare bich ab yeh thik nahi hoga.

Main - kya thik nahi rahega , us din sab thik tha kya.

Sarita - ham us din bahak gaye the ,hame nahi pata tha ki aap bhi isi gao ke hai , meri shadi ko do sal hi hue hai , mene aapko dekha nhi tha .
(Aur vo rone lagi , me bhi samaj gaya us din vo bhi sirf thodi der ke liye maje le rahi thi , ab phir mene hatho se uske asu poch liye)
Main - thik hai , jaisi aapki marji , lekin agar aapki iccha ho to mujhe jarur yaad karna , me nahi bataunga kisiko iske bare me .

( Aur usase dur hogaya , vo bhi thodi khush hui yaa ye kahe ki raht ki sans li .)

Sarita - dhanyavad , aapka .

Phir tabhi maa nashta lekar aa gai .

Maa - bacche ko lekar kyu nahi aai.

Sarita - vo so Raha hai, to socha khana banane se pahale aapse milalu , nahi to aap puchengi ki itne din yaad nahi aai.
( Main soch ne laga ki ye kiski biwi hai )
Uska nashta ho gaya to vo bate karne lagi ,

Maa - agar tumhe kisi bhi chij ki jarurat ho to mujhe maang lena, nahi to is lane ke liye bol dena .
( Maa shayad ab mujhe unke ghar ke bare me batane Vali thi , to )

Sarita - haa tum mera no. Lelo .

Usne mujhe no de diya aur bate karake ghar chali gayi kuch der bad maa ne khana banaya , phir sab ne khana khaya .
Aur me Chachi ki ghar ki taraf Jane laga .
Chachi akele khana kha rahi , mera vapas jane ka man to nahi tha lekin phir muda to
Chachi - ab vapas kyu Jaa Raha hai Beth nahi sakta kya , yaa mujhse Sharm aati hai.

Main - Sharm aapse karunga to mujhe pachtana pad jayenga ( meri ye baat mere arman bata rahe the )

Chachi - haa , to phir Beth idhar me tab tak khana khati hu, vaise bhi ghar pe koi nahi hai.

Main - Chachi , aap ghar bore ho jati hongi na .

Chachi - haa , lekin mobile aur kaam isme khud ko busy kar leti hu , kabhi kabhi movie dekhti hu aur rahul bhi mere liye movies le aata hai , lekin vo hamesha hi angreji movies hi le aata hai ,kahta hai hindi download karana mushkil hai ,

( Me samaj gaya ki ,rahul khud ki maa ko movies ke jariya garam Karana chah raha hoga isliye angreji movies deta hai , aur bhi kaisi hogi ye bhi pata hai mujhe)

Main - to aapko movies kaa bohot shauk hai Chachi.

Chachi - nahi mujhe to time pass ke liye kuch bhi mil jaye to chalega.vo Naya phone diya he n inhone, usme kuch time pass krti hu.

Main- mujhe dikhayi ye kaisa hai .

Unhone phone table ki taraf ishara kiya aur mene phone le liya .uspar kuch password nhi tha kyuki vo Chachi ko nahi samaj ta hoga is liye.
Mene usme movies konsi hai yeh dekhi , usme fifty shades ki movies thi aur basic instinct is tarah ki movies thi .


Chachi phir khane ke bad thali uthakar kitchen ki aur chaldi , me piche se unki gaand ko dekhne laga.



Phir mene ek story ka pdf download Kiya jisme maa bete ki sex kahaniya thi aur use usi folder me dal diya .

Ye mene rahul ko fasane ke liye kiya tha , ki uska plan uski maa ab clear ho jaye , is me mere fasne ke bhi chances the,

Kyuki chachi bata sakti thi rahul ko me ne phone dekha tha ,

Phir jaldi se use rename karke love story dal diya, aur mobile le kar chachi ke pass gaya.

Behtreen update

 

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Mere andar aatehi Chachi basin ke samne khadi hogar nighty me thi ,hath dho rahi thi bahut hi madak lag rahi thi.
Main - Chachi aap books bhi padhti ho.
Chachi - kyu
Main - Chachi aapke mobile me love story naam se kitab hai .

Chachi - rahul ne dali hogi mere phone me.tumane padhi hai kya kabhi , dikha phone me kaise aati hai kitab .
Main - nahi , mene sirf naam dekha uspar ,dekhi nahi kholkar , aap hi dekho .

Mene unke hath me phone diya unhone uspar click Kiya to vo open ho gai .

Chachi andar kholte hi , undar unhe Hindi me tittle dikha , unhone bhalehi jyada padhai nahi ki thi lekin Hindi padhna likhana aata tha.
Phir unhone band kardi .aur meri aur dekhne lagi .
Me dar gaya mujhe laga mere pasa ulta pad gaya hai shayad koi bhi aurat apne bete pr sabse jyada bharosa krti hai.

Chachi - Suraj , ye kya majak hai , mujhe tumse is tarah ki ummid nahi thi. Tumhe kya lagta hai ki mere bete ka naam lekar mujhe kuch bhi padhne ko do doge.
Main - ye aap kya kah rahi , aur ye aachanak kyu gussa ho gai, aur mene to sirf aapko vohi dikhaya jo phone me tha .(main khud ke dar par kabu krte hue)
Chachi - jyada hoshiyar mat bano, me tumhari shikayat tumhari maa se karti hu ruk.
(Is vakt mere dil ki dhadkane bahut badh gayi thi)
Main - meri galti kya hai , aur usme kya hai esa Jo aap mujhe daat Rahi ho .
Chachi - mera beta esa kyu karega ,ye sab.

Maine unke hath se phone le liya aur esa show karne laga ki maine use khola tak nahi hai .aur kholakar.

Main - ab main samjha , aap in sab me mujhe dosh de rahi hai abhi to mene phone liya tha hath me, aur me kyu esa majak karunga , Chachi .

Chachi -to phir o kisne dala hai isme.

Main - aap hi to kah rahi thi rahul hi use krta hai aapke Siva phone . To usine padhne ke liye ki hogi use thodi pata hoga undar kya hai.
(Ab mujhe majbooran rahul ki bhi baju Leni thi nahi to unhe lagta me uspar dosh dal raha hu khud kar ke, jise me jhuta hu samj jati)

Chachi -(unhe is baat par yakin ho gaya ) ye kis tarah ki kitabe hai , usne acchi kitab dhoondni chahiye thi.kitni galat salat kitab hoti hai aaj kal .
( Ab mujh me himmat badh gayi thi , me risk lene se nahi darne vala tha)
Main- Chachi , kitabe kuch log padhte honge isliye , iski charcha internet par ho rahi hogi .to usne download kar li .use thodi malum tha ki aisi niklegi.
(Meri baat ka asar ho gaya Chachi ko)

Chachi - haa , vo kah raha tha jab vo movie dali thi mobile me tab ,ki logo ne ise bahut dekha hai aur iski tarif bhi ho rahi hai isliye movies le aaya . Lekin ye kitab to bahut hi galat salat hai.
isiliye aaj kal ke bacche bighad rahe hai, movies to thi hi lekin ab kitabe bhi .

Main - haa , chaachi yahi aajkal ki sachhai hai .logo isi tarah ki chije pasand aati hai.

Chachi - Jane de , mera ek kaam karega vo sab delete kar de aur tu koi acchi movies mujhe lakar de.

Main- me delete to kr dunga ( ab mujhe kitni to thi hi rahul ko malum ho jata nahi to )lekin acchi movies milna thoda mushkil hai.


Chachi - haa , phir bhi lekin mil gayi to dekh Lena . Aur apna no . Isme save krle tu to ab ghar hi hai , kuch kaam hua to bata dungi.


Maine ye sunkar apna no save Kiya , aur mere no par call kr diya.

Chachi - sun ,aaj shyam ko mere sath chalega , ye kah rahe the ki sarpanch ke sath Jana tum vaise bhi uske Bank ka kam nahi hota, sarpanch ki jarurat hoti hai .to tum mere sath rahna ab me akele to nahi jaa sakti na uske sath.

(Me samaj gaya ki ye chacha ki chal hai Chachi jyada aurato me ghulti milti nahi thi to unhe pagal bana raha tha )

Main - Chachi aapse ye sab kisne kaha , chacha ko malum nahi hai shayad , sarpanch ki jarurat nahi padati aap mere sath chalna shyam ko .

Chachi - thik hai , me unhe bata deti hu , aur puch leti hu shyam ko jane ke liye.

Main - thik hai phir milte hai.

Main phir ghar me aa kar so gaya

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