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Dopahar tak mai dunak me abbu ka hath batata raha aur fir dopahar ke khane ke vakt khane le Jane ke liye ammi ka call aya to mai Ghar vapis gaya. Jab Ghar me dakhil hua to dekha ki ammi Aram kr rahi thi aur baji baher baithak me baithi Hui thi. Baji ne mujhe dekha to uth khadi Hui aur baji kitchen me Jake khane ka tiffin le ayi. Aur mujhe thama diya.
Baji mujhe pure gusse me Jan pad Rahi thi. Baji ne mujh se ek bhi baat nahi ki thi. Mai samajh Chuka tha subah vali harkat se baji naraj hai. Mai baji ko bahelane ka soch ke baji se baat krne chaha.
Mai - baji.
Baji - kya kam hai ab kameene tujhe kya ab aur bhi pina hai. Subah apni man marji krke man nahi bhara kya.
Baji ne ekdum gusse me bol diya.
Mai - sorry baji apko dekh kabu nahi hota.
Baji - ha fir sab ke samne utha liya kr apne baji ka kameez aur nichod liya kar apne baji ke than.
Baji than bol ke khamosh ho gayi. Baji ne gusse me hi sahi pr aaj paheli bar mere samne than bola tha. Ab baji ki ankho me gusse ke sath sath sharmahat bhi mehsus ho rahi thi.
Mai - baji sorry ainda se Aisa nahi karunga.
Baji - aur kiya to mujhse bur koi nahi honga.
Mai - ji baji pr
Baji - pr kya.
Ab baji ka laheje me thodi narmi thi.
Mai - pr aap khud se pila Diya kare apne pyare se chote Bhai ko.
Maine ye bola hi tha ki baji sharm se lal hoke mujhe jhuta gussa dikhate hue Marne daudi. To mai apna tiffin leke bahar bhag gaya. Baji mera picha krte darwaje tak ayi. Pr mai baji ke hath nahi aya.
Baji - besharam kahi ka.
Aur mai hasta hua vaha se chala gaya.
Aur fir shop PR pahocha to dekha bahot bheed thi. Aur ye bheed sham Tak rahi. Aur fir sham ko abbu aur mai sath Ghar Laut aye.
Jab Ghar pahoche tab Tak khane ka time ho Gaya tha. Aur ham baap bete dono thake hue the. To abbu ne Ghar ate hi ammi se khana lagane ko kaha aur ammi ne sabhi ke liye khana laga diya.
Ham sab sath baith ke khana kha rahe the ki baji ne bola
Baji - abbu apni shop me baccho ki size ke kapde hai kya. Guddu ke liye chahiye the vo guddu kapde jada gile kr deta hai na.
Abbu - beta apni shop me to sirf bade logo ke hi hai aur baccho ke bhi hai pr guddu ke Umar vale baccho ke nahi hai. Pr ek Kam Karo tum kal sadar market Jaa ke vaha se kharid Lao tumhe vaha mil jayege.
Baji - pr abbu itne dur kaise jaungi aur guddu ko kaise sambhalungi market me.
Ammi - to guddu ko mere pass chod Jana mai sambhal lungi aur haa sath me shadab chala jayega tere.
Abbu - ha thik hai kal dopahar me chale jana. Q sahabjade apko kahi aur koi masrufiyat to nahi hai na.
Mai - ji nahi abbu mai chala jaunga baji ke sath.
Aur ham khana kha ke kuch aur aisehi bate ki aur fir abbu aur mai sone chale Gaye Aaj ham dono kafee thak chuke the. To bed pr jate hi kab neend ki agosh me sama gaya pata hi nahi chala. Raat me baji ayi ya nahi ayi ye bhi pata nahi chala. Neend khuli to agli subah.
Mai utha fresh hua nahaya aur nashta krne kitchen me gaya to ammi ne mujhe nashta karaya. Mai nashta krte krte baji ko khojne laga mujhe laga tha ki baji ammi ki kitchen me help kr rahi hongi isliye mai sidha kitchen me aya tha. Pr baji yaha nahi thi aur ammi ne mujhe nashte ke liya baitha diya. To maine ammi se baji ke bare me pucha.
Mai - ammi baji kaha hai najar nahi aa rahi.
Ammi - vo kal raat guddu ne sone hi nahi Diya raat bhar rota raha. Bechari abhi so Rahi hai.
Baji so Rahi thi mai baji ke sath kuch nahi kr sakta tha. To maine nashta Kiya aur abbu aur mai sath me shop ke liye nikal gaye jap dopahar Hui to mai tiffin lane Ghar ane vala hi tha ki abbu bole.
Abbu - beta tujhe abhi fariha ko sadar market leke Jana hai na. To fir tu idhar q ayega tiffin leke chal ham dono sath Ghar jate hai aur mai bhi Aaj Ghar PR hi khana kha ke AA jaunga.
To abbu aur mai dono Ghar aa gaye aur fir hamne sabhi ne dopahar ka bhi khana sath khaya. Aur fir abbu dukan ke liye nikal gaye bike leke Ghar me ek hi bike thi vo abbu leke chale gaye. Ab baji ke sath mai car se Jane vala tha. Baji bhi tayyar hoke ayi market chalne ke liye.
baji ne ek tight fitting vala shalwar suit pahen rakha tha baji usme kahar dha rahi thi. Baji ka har ek hissa har uthav bakhubi akhon me bass raha tha. Baji ko Aisa dekh mera chota sathi mujhe tang krne laga. Mai bass baji ko ghure Jaa Raha tha .
Tabhi baji mere ankho se samne chutki bajate hue boli.
Baji - kaha gum ho kya ab ankhe fade dekhte hi rahonge. Pahle kabhi koi ladki nahi dekhi kya.
Mai - dekhi to bahot hai pr aap jaisi haseen nahi dekhi kabhi.
Baji - acha mujh jaisi haseen nahi dekhi.
Mai - sach me baji.
Baji - hatt badmash kahika. Apni bahen pr hi line maar raha hai.
Mai - jab bahen itni khubsurat ho to harkat hi kya hai line Marne me.
Baji - chal bahot hui bate ab jaldi chal.
Mai - haa baji bas ek min car ki key le lu.
Aur mai car ki chabiya lene gaya pr mujhe car ki chabiya kahi nahi mil Rahi thi. Aur fir mujhe yaad aya ki vo abbu galti se apne sath leke chale gaye.
Mai - shitt baji ek locha ho gaya.
Baji - ab kya hua.
Mai - abbu galti se car ki chabiya bhi apne sath le gaye hame public transport se Jana honga.
Baji todi chid se boli.
Baji - thik hai chalo ab kya kr sakte hai.
Aur baji aur mai nikal gaye sadar market ke liye. Hamne pahle auto pakda aur fir badme City bus pakdi market Ghar se kafee dur tha. Dopahar ka vakt tha bus me jada bhid nahi thi. Ham market pahuch kr baji ne jald se guddu kel liye kapde kharide aur jo jo kharidne ki jarurat thi vo sari chije baji kharidne lagi. Baji ko jaldi is baat ki thi ki guddu akela ammi ke pass tha. Aur agar use bhuk lag gayi to ammi use kaise sambhalengi. Yahi soch ki vajah se baji ne market ka kam jaldi hi nipta diya.
Baji - chalo shadab ho gaya apna kam.
Mai - baji ab market ayi ho to apne liye bhi kuch kharid lo.
Baji- Bhai guddu Ghar me akela hai. Aur meri jarurat ki sare kapde apni hi shop me available hai to ab jaldi chal.
Mai bhi baji baat se raji ho gaya aur mai aur baji nikal gaye Ghar vapsi ke liye.
