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Incest चुदक्कड़ गाँव की रासलीला

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Kahani ke mukhya पात्रों का परिचय-

Ramu
Age-24
Lund- 8 inch lamba 3 inch mota

Ramu ek hatta katta jawan launda hai, apne kheton me kaam karne se leke vo apne ghar ke sabhi kaam me apni maa ki madad karta hai , ramu ka shareer bilkul gathila aur kasa hua hai jisko dekh jawan laundiyan toh kya auraton tak ki chut se ras tapak aata hai

Murli (ramu ka baap) - dead
Role in flashback

Savita (ramu ki vidhwa maa)
Age-43
Figure- 38-36-42

Savita ek vidwa aurat hai , iske pati murli ki 20 saal pehle mrityu ho gayi thi aur tabhi se ye apne dono bachho ko akele paal rahi hai , 20 saal se isne apni pyas ko kisi tarah niyantran me kiya hua hai , savita badi hi dharmik aurat hai apna pooja paath me lagi rehti hai.

Bela (ramu ki behen)
Age-24
Figure- 32-28-34

Bela bahot hi natkhat ladki hai , gaanv me hamesha kahin na kahin ghoomti rehti hai , savita ko hamesha dar laga rehta hai ki kahin koi ladka iski chut na baja jaye isliye savita isko zyada se zyada ghar par hi rok kar rakhti hai par ye maharani apni maa ki ek nahi sunti aur jo iske maan me aata hai vo karti hai

Hariya
Age-40
Lund- 6.5 inch lamba 2 inch mota

Hariya apni sabziyon ke kheton ke bahar chaarpayi laga ke baitha rehta hai. Gaanv ke jagirdar hiralal ki haweli par uske jayej aur najayej sabhi kaam hariya hi dekhta hai par dil hi dil me jagirdar se bahut nafrat karta hai. hariya kisi se zyada baat nahi karta bas matlab ki baat hi karta hai

Ratna (hariya ki patni)
Age-40
Figure- 36-34-38

Ratna ek gharelu aur chudakkad aurat hai. Hariya iske uppar bilkul bhi dhyan nahi deta bas apne kheton me rehta hai aur raat ko bhi kheton me hi so jaata hai isliye ye apni chut ki aag thandi karne ke liye baigan ya mooli ka sahara leti hai aur harqatein toh iski kisi raand se kam nahi hain, iski ek ladies tailor ki dukaan bhi hai

Chanda (hariya aur champa ki beti)
Age-22
Figure- 34-28-36

Chanda bhi bela ki tarah bahot natkhat hai isliye ratna bhi isko ghar se zyada bahar nikalne nahi deti bas ye apne bapu ke kheton me uski madad karne ke liye jaati hai aur maan hi maan ye bhi jaanti hai ki uska bapu isko gandi nazar se dekhta hai

Champa (hariya ki behen)
Age-30
Figure- 36-32-38

Champa ek maanglik ladki thi isliye kabhi iski shadi nahi hui , iske liye bahot rishte aaye par iski kundli dekh kisi ne bhi isse rishta nahi kiya, par poore gaanv me ek he mard hai jo isko samajhta hai aur vo hain ramu , champa ramu se bahot pyar karti hai aur chhup chhup ke kheton me ramu ke lund se apni chut marwaya karti hai

Jaggu (ramu ka dost)
Age-24
Lund- 6.5 inch lamba 2 inch mota

Jaggu ramu ka langotiya yaar hai par Jaggu ki nazar ramu par kam aur uski behen bela par zyada rehti hai , Jaggu bas bela ki chut maarne ke chakkar me rehta hai par Jaggu sirf bela ki chut hi maarna nahi chahta balki bela se shadi karke usko apne bacche ki maa bhi banana chahta hai , dhere dhere bela ke prati iski hawas ab pyar ka roop lene lagi hai

Mala (Jaggu ki maa)
Age-42
Figure- 36-34-40

Mala ek bholi bhali aurat hai , Jaggu ke paida hone ke 1 saal baad hi iska pati kisi randi ke sath bhaag gaya tha aur tabhi se ye akeli hi Jaggu ka paal rahi hai , jab bhi apni chut ki garmi mitani hoti hai toh ye baingan mooli se kaam chala leti hai aur jab bhi savita ke ghar aati hai toh ramu ko tirchi nazaron se ghoor ghoor kar zaroor dekhti hai aur iski ek mithayi ki dukaan hai jisse iska ghar chalta hai

Seth Hiralal
Age- 48
Lund- 6 inch lamba 1.5 inch mota

Ye gaanv ke jagirdar hain apni haweli me rehte hain , har raat gaanv ki ek jawan ladki iske bistar me soti hai aur hariya iska chamcha hai vo hi har raat Seth ke liye jawan ladki ka jugad karta hai aur Seth Hiralal ke chote bade sabhi dhandhe hariya hi dekhta hai, Seth hiralal ke aage gaanv ka har aadmi apna sar jhukata hai.

Sethani rohini (Seth hiralal ki dusri patni)
Age-32
Fig- 36-32-38

Ye koi bala ki Khoobsurat toh nahi par aisa dikhti hai ki buddhe bhi jawani ki दुआ करें। Seth hiralal se shadi kiye hue isko poore 4 saal ho gaye hain par abhi tak isko koi baccha nhi hua, Seth ki pehli patni duniya me nahi hai , sethani rohini dusre gaanv ke jagirdar ki eklauti beti hai aur sethani rohini par itna paisa hai jitna Seth hiralal ke dada-pardada ne bhi nahi dekha hoga.

Dolly (Seth hiralal ki pehli patni ki beti)
Age- 25
Fig- 34-28-38

Seth hiralal ki tarah iski beti bhi ghamandi hai, apne baap ke paison ko paani ki tarah bahati hai aur ada aisi jaise kahin ki maharani ho isme bas do cheeze acchhi hain, ek iske bade-bade तोंप jo iski chhati par hain aur dusri vo jo iske jaangho ke beench chhupi hui hai

Shanno
Age-30
Fig- 36-32-36

Haweli me naukrani ka kaam karti hai, gaanv ki sabse badi chhinaal aurat hai, sethani rohini ke sabhi kaam shanno hi dekhti hai, iski shadi ho chuki hai aur iska pati sharabi hai bahot sharab peeta hai jo ghar par kam aur naali me zyada pada milta hai, shanno ka gora chitta jism dekh sabhi ka lauda khada ho jaye aur chaal kisi raand se kam nahi aur aankhein aisi jaise koi x-ray machine ho, aadmi ko pehli nazar me hi dekhkar sab samajh jaati hai.

Zaheer‌ (गाण्डू) - ramu ka dost
Age- 24

Zaheer ramu ka dost kam uska aashiq zyada hai.... Patli si kamar koi isko pichhe se dekhe toh ladki samjhe aur baatein bhi ladkiyon wale andaaj me karta hai bas abhi tak isne apni gaand nahi marwayi hai kyunki darta hai agar iski ammi Rubina ko pata chal gaya toh!!!!

Rubina (Zaheer ki ammi)
Age- 42
Fig- 36-32-36

Rubina gaanv ki doodhwali hai, ye doodh बेचती hai भैंस ka apna nahi! Rubina ne 4 भैंसों ko पाला hua hai , iska aadmi dur शहर me kaam karta hai aur saal me 1-2 baar hi aata hai , chut ki aag isko hamesha pareshaan karti rehti hai, jab bhi ye ghar se bahar gaanv me nikalti hai toh iski gaand me gazab ka uchhaal hota hai jise dekh ke jawan mard kya kisi buddhe ka lund bhi khada hoke salam karne lagta hai

Lubna (Zaheer ki behen)
Age-23
Fig- 32-28-32

Lubna jaisa naam waise hi iski rangat , ye ekdum doodh jaisi gori hai, dil hi dil me ramu se pyar karti hai par kabhi usse baat karne ki himmat nahi ki , ye zyada kisi se baat nahi karti par isse baat karne ke liye gaanv ka har ek jawan launda pagal rehta hai, ab ye मछली kiske jaal me aake phasti hai vo toh kahani me hi pata chalega....

Dhanno (ramu ki mousi)
Age-45
Fig- 38-36-40

Dhanno savita ki बहन hai jo dusre gaanv me rehti hai , dhanno ek gharelu aurat hai jo saara din apne pati pyarelal ki सेवा me lagi rehti hai kyunki iske pati ko 10 saal pehle लकवा maar gaya tha jisse pyarelal ki kamar ke niche ke shareer ne kaam karna band kar diya isliye raat me dhanno ko jo kuchh samay milta hai usme ye apni chut ko masalti rehti hai aur din me phir se ye apni pati aur bete ki सेवा me lag jaati hai bas aise hi iski zindagi guzar rahi hai

Bheema (dhanno ka beta)
Age- 27
Lund- 6 inch lamba 2 inch mota

Bheema ramu ki hi tarah ek kisaan hai jo saara din apne kheton me mehnat karta rehta hai aur isko daaru peene ka bada shoukh hai par dhanno isko peene nahi deti, Bheema ki shadi ho chuki hai aur iski ek sundar biwi bhi hai aur ye bhi bada chudakkad type ka aadmi hai

Lata (Bheema ki patni)
Age-24
Fig- 32-26-34

Lata ek patni dharam nibhane wali gharelu aurat hai hamesha apne saas aur pati ki सेवा me lagi rehti hai par isko zyada koi bhaav nahi deta khud iska pati Bheema bhi nahi aur iski saas vo toh isko itna taana maarti hai ki agar koi aur ladki hoti toh kabhi ka ghar chhod ke bhaag gayi hoti aur lata hai ki hamesha apni saas aur pati ka dil jeetne me lagi rehti hai
 
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Din ka waqt tha aur suraj theek sar ki uppar , ramu apne kheton me bani ek choti si jhopdi me khaana khaane ko baitha hi tha, tabhi Jaggu uski jhopdi me aa gaya aur apne tiffin ke sath uske bagal me baith gaya

Ramu- bada samay laga diya tune warna toh roj mujhse pehle aa jaata tha

Jaggu- main toh apne samay se hi aaya hoon ramu, tu hi aaj jaldi aa gaya hai....

Ramu- mujhe toh nahi lagta....

Jaggu- rehne de sale tu roj is waqt bua ko pel raha hota hai

Ye bua koi aur nahi champa hi hai, champa 30 saal ki ho gayi hai aur abhi tak uski shadi nahi hui isliye gaanv ke sabhi jawan ladke usko bua kehte hain

Ramu gusse me- माधरचोद, teri maa ko chodu, champa ko tune ab kabhi bhi bua bola toh mera lund aur teri najuk gaand

Jaggu- mere yaar gussa kyu hota hai.......main toh majak kar raha tha hahaha.... waise khaane me kya laya hai ???

Ramu apna tiffin khol ke dekhta hai usme baingan ki sabzi, pyaaj aur roti thi , baingan ki sabzi dekte hi vo bilkul ganda sa muh bana leta hai

Ramu- ye bela bhi na , isko pata hai ki baingan mujhe pasand nahi....

Itne me Jaggu bol padta hai

Jaggu- ye khaana bela ne banaya hai kya?

Ramu- kyu be? Tujhse kya matlab kisi ne bhi banaya ho

Jaggu- nahi ramu main toh ye bol raha tha ki tu ye baingan ki sabzi mujhe dede aur meri gobhi-matar ki sabzi tu lele , mujhe gobhi-matar bilkul bhi pasand nahi hai

Gobhi-matar ka naam sunte hi ramu turant Jaggu ke haathon se uska tiffin le let hai

Ramu apna tiffin Jaggu ko dete hue- waah mere yaar.... Tune toh aaj mera dil hi khush kar diya

Phir dono khana shuru karte hain

Jaggu- ummm.... waah yaar teri behen kya khana banati hai uski shadi hogi toh uska pati kitna khush raha karega

Ramu- ummm.... Teri maa ke haathon me toh jadoo hai jadoo , na zyada mirch masala hai aur namak ekdum barabar.....

Jaggu (maan me)- sale tere liye hi toh maa se teri manpasand ka kam mirch masale wala khana banvake laata hoon jisse teri behen ke haathon ke khaane ka swad le saku aakhir mujhe hi toh tera jija banna hai , jaggu ye soch ke dil hi dil me bahot khush hota hai

Ramu- tu kya bol raha tha Jaggu maine suna nahi....

Jaggu- main toh ye keh raha th ki bela bhi bahot acchha khana banati hai

Ramu- itna mirch masala daalti hai ki jab subah hugta hoon toh angaare nikalte hain

Jaggu- mirch masala agar khaana aur zindagi dono me na ho toh mujhe maza nahi aata ramu....

Ramu- aaj kal tere baat karne ka andaaz badalta ja raha hai , koi chhamiya aa gayi hai kya zindagi me tere????

Jaggu (maan me)- vo chhamiya teri sagi behen hai lodu....

Ramu- sale kahan kho gaya??

Jaggu- kuchh nahi be? Tu apni aur champa ki baatein suna... Kaise sambhaalta hai usko vo toh tujhse poore 6 saal badi hai

Ramu- sale mujhe mauka mile toh main teri maa ke umar wali auraton Ko sambhaal lu

Jaggu- ek baat toh sach me maanna padega bhosdike.... Tune sach me pichhle 1 saal me champa ki chaal badal kar rakh di hai, lagta hai tune usko bahot ragad ragad ke choda hai

Ramu- माधरचोद aisa kya kar diye maine uske saath jo uski chaal hi badal gayi

Jaggu- sale pichhle 1 saal me hi uski gaand chod-chodkar tune itna chaudi kar di hai ki jab vo chalti hai toh uski moti gaand me gazab ka uchhaal hota hai aur mujhse pooch raha hai aisa kya kiya.... Tune usko pataya kaise?

Ramu- lambi kahani hai lodu....

Jaggu- acchha ye toh bata kya tujhe hariya chacha se dar nahi lagta , maanna padega tujhe मादरचोद , tune hariya chacha ke naak ke niche se uski behen champa ko apni bana liya....

Ramu- dar toh lagta hai bhosdike, hariya chacha Seth hiralal ka khaas aadmi hai.... sirf hawas hoti toh main champa ko kabhi ka chhod diya hota par.....

Jaggu (shocked)- matlab

Ramu- main champa ko pyar karne laga hoon Jaggu....

Jaggu- sale tera dimaag toh theek hai na.... Tere se 6 saal badi hai vo, apni hawas ko hawas tak hi simit rakh, champa ke pyar ke chakkar me mat pad....

Ramu- Jaggu , jab tujhe pyaar hoga tab pata chalega, main maanta hoon ki shuru-shuru me mere andar bas champa ke liye hawas thi par ab main usko pyar karne laga hoon aur vo bhi mujhse pyar karti hai

Jaggu- sach... Ye ajooba kab ho gaya ,

Ramu- pata nahi bas ho gaya....

Jaggu phir ramu ko apne gala laga leta hai aur bolta hai- maan gaya bhai tujhe , mujhe laga nahi tha tujhe zindagi me kisi se pyar ho bhi sakta hai

Ramu Jaggu ko dhakka dete hue - hatt Lodu..... माधरचोद.... pyar vo bhi mujhe.... tujhe acting kaisi lagi meri

Jaggu- saale, bhosdike , gaand ke keede.... Tu natak kar raha tha

Ramu- haan meri najuk kali , tujhe kya laga mujhe pyar ho sakta hai kisi se....

Jaggu- bhag sale.... Samay barbaad kar diya mera.... Main chala apne kheton me

Phir Jaggu apna tiffin leke apne kheton me chala aata hai
 
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Jaggu apne kheton ki taraf wapas aa hi raha tha ki usko saamne se bela aati hui dikhi

jaggu jaldi se bhaag ke bela ke saamne aaya aur usko apni godi me utha liya

bela- chhod Jaggu koi dekh lega....

Jaggu- koi nahi hai yahan meri chhamiya

Phir Jaggu bela ko apne kheton me le aaya aur usne bela ko ek पेड़ se sata ke khada kr diya

bela- jaane de mujhe Jaggu, Haye dard ho raha hai

jaggu- chhod dunga agar mere honthon par ek chumma degi toh

Bela- ramu aa gaya toh aur usne dekh liya toh teri gaanv se arthi uth jayegi

Phir Jaggu zabardasti bela ke honthon par apne honth rakh deta hai toh bela apni takat lagake Jaggu ko jor se dhakka deti hai jisse Jaggu niche gir jaata hai

Phir Bella jaldi se Jaggu ke pait par aake baith jaati aur aage jhuk ke Jaggu ka shirt kheench ke uske chehre ko apne chehre ke kareeb leke aati hai

Aur phir jor se uske honthon ko apne honthon me kaid kar leti hai , bela Jaggu ke hothon ko zabardast tareeke se choomti hai

phir kareeb 1 minute baad bela Jaggu ke uppar se uth ke पेड़ ki chaav me aake baith jaati hai

jaggu bhi aake bela ke bagal me baith jaata hai

jaggu- tujhse bhi ab raha nahi ja raha na bela

bela- haan Jaggu par....

jaggu- toh hum chudai kar lete hain na bela waise bhi Ye sab pichhle 2 saalon se chal raha hai

bela- nahi Jaggu shadi se pehle nahi....

jaggu- main karunga na tere se shadi....

bela- theek hai phir chudai bhi shadi ke baad hi karna

jaggu- kya baat hai bela....??

bela- tu mard nahi namard hai

jaggu- bela ye kuchh zyada hi ho raha hai

bela- tu mujhse shadi karna chahta hai na toh mere haath maang le mere bhai se

jaggu- kyu vo tera baap hai kya

bela- haan..... aur tera bhi

jaggu- tujhe ho kya gaya hai bela, tu bas gusse me mujhse baat karti hai

bela- tu mujhse shadi nahi karna chahta bas meri seal तोड़ना chahta hai na,

jaggu- bas yahi tha tera pyar bela....aaj tune vo bol hi diya jo tere dil me tha

bela- tujhse pyar nahi karti toh pichhle 2 saalon me itne rishton ko mana nahi karti

jaggu- bela main sar utha ke tere bhai se tera haath maangna chahta hoon aur uske liye pehle mujhe kisi layak banna padega....

bela- ye baat main pichhle 2 saalon se sun rahi hoon.... Ab main 24 ki ho chuki hoon aur is saal meri shadi honi pakka hai, ramu ko bhi Shak hone laga hai ki kahin mera kisi ke sath koi chakkar toh nahi!

jaggu- tu meri halat toh samajhti hi hai, ghar ki halat theek nahi hai itni aur ramu ki nazar me meri koi ijjat bhi nahi hai

bela- toh aisi halat me main tujhse shadi nahi kar sakti Jaggu kyunki sirf pyar se pait nahi palta aur kal ko main agar tere se shadi karungi toh tere baccho ko bhi janam dungi aur mujhe sirf mera nahi balki apne bacchon ka bhavisya bhi dekhna hai

jaggu- dekh bela main tujhse bahot pyar karta hoon aur tu bhi mujhse utna hi pyar karti hai , hum dono ek dusre ke bina kabhi nahi reh payenge

bela- toh mere se dhyan hata aur jaldi se jaldi kuchh bhi karke mere bhai ki nazar me apni koi ijjat bana.... phir mujhse shadi karke din raat mujhe chodna main kuchh nahi bolungi

jaggu- haan main jaldi hi kuchh na kuchh bada karunga

bela- acchha theek hai main chalti hoon ab

jaggu- acchha sun chanda ke sath mat ghooma kar vo sali bahot badi chhinaal hai

bela- kyu usne kuchh Kiya kya tera sath?

jaggu- kiya kuchh nahi par sali aise matak-matak ke chalti hai jaise koi raand ho....

bela- jaggu isme uska kya dosh vo toh mujhse bhi zyada चुदासी hai, chanda ko toh koi ladka aankh uthake nahi dekhta hariya chacha ke dar se...

jaggu- hmm.... Ye baat toh hai meri khud pant geeli ho jaati hai hariya chacha ko dekh kar.... Chal mujhe ab kheton me kaam dekhne jaana hai

Bela- theek hai ab kal milti hoon tujhse....

Phir bela apne ghar aa jaati hai
 
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5 bje ramu apne kheton se ghar ki taraf aa raha tha , ramu dekhta hai ki Jaggu apne kheton me aam ke पेड़ par chadhke aam tod raha hai

Tabhi achanak se Jaggu ka pair fisla aur vo धड़ाम se niche gir gaya

Ramu uske paas aaya aur bola- माधरचोद, aur upar chadh jaata na

Jaggu- aaaahhh utha ramu , dard ho rahi hai mujhe

Ramu phir Jaggu ko uthake apne kandhe ka sahara deta hai aur Jaggu ko uske ghar tak chhodne aata hai

Jaggu Ghar ke bahar Jaggu ki maa mala khadi milti hai

Jaggu langdata hua ghar me ghus jaata hai

Mala- beta kya hua kahin dard ho raha hai kya?? Kisi ne maara kya tujhe ?

Jaggu bina koi jawab diye apne kamre me chala gaya

Ramu- kaki , Jaggu niche gir gaya tha aam ke पेड़ se, uske pair ne chot lag gayi hai

Mala- kitna samjhaya hai isko ki bade-bade पेड़ों par na chadha kare, ramu beta andar aaja, main kuchh banati hoon tere liye...

Ramu- aap kyu takleef karti ho kaki.... Iski koi jarurat nahi

Mala- arre aise kaise? thak gaya hoga, kitni mehnat karta hai , chal baith andar aake

Ramu andar aake baith jaata hai

Mala rasoyi se doodh leke aati hai

Ramu mala ki moti-moti chuchiyon ko dekhne lagta hai

Mala- dekh kya raha hai pi le na!!!!

Ramu- k kya?

Mala- ye garam doodh pi le

Mala doodh ka glass ramu ko dete hue bolti hai

Ramu- waise kaki aaj aap badi sundar lag rahi ho

Mala muskurati hui- chal hat badmash kahin ka

Ramu doodh ka glass rakh ke khada ho jaata hai

Mala- arre apna paseene toh saaf kar liya kar bas din raat kaam hi karta rehta hai , apna thoda khyal rakha kar samjha....

Mala apni saree ke pallu se ramu ka paseena saaf karne lagti hai jisse uski moti-moti chuchiyan ramu ki chhati se ragad jaati hai

Ramu ke shareer me ekdum se bijli तैर jaati hai aur uski aankhein apne aap band ho jaati hain

Mala- khade khade so gaya kya??

Mala ramu ka kandha hilake usko hosh me laati hai.... Phir doodh ka glass leke kitchen me chali jaati hai

Ramu muskurata hua apne ghar ki taraf chal deta hai
 
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Ramu 6 bje apne ghar pahunchta hai vo dekhta hai ghar ke bahar uski maa savita khatiya par baithi thi aur uski maa ke bagal me shanno baithi thi jo haweli me naukrani ka kaam karti hai

Savita- aa gaya mera laal, tu haath-muh dhoke baith main tere liye garam doodh leke aayi

Shanno rishte me toh ramu ki koi sagi nahi lagti thi par ramu usko bhabhi bolta tha , shanno behad gadraye hue jism ki malkin thi ,

Shanno- ramu mujhe Seth hiralal ne bheja hai yahan , shayad Seth ko tumse koi kaam hai

Ramu- theek hai bhabhi, tum yahan baitho main abhi aata hoon

Ramu apne ghar ke andar aa jaata hai

Savita- beta, gaanv ke jagirdar ko kya kaam aa gaya tujhse?

Ramu- pata nahi maa... Dekhkar aata hoon tabhi toh kuchh pata chalega

Savita- mujhe toh bada dar lagta hai haweli se.... jaldi se jaldi ghar aane ki koshish karna beta

Ramu- maa tera beta kisi se nahi darta....

Savita ramu ka haath pakad ke- tujhe meri kasam beta mujhse vada kar ki gussa nahi karega aur na kisi par haath uthayega

Ramu- haan maa theek hai....

Phir ramu ghar se bahar nikal jaata hai aur shanno ke sath haweli ki taraf chal deta hai , shanno apni kamar matkate hue ramu ke theek saamne chal rahi thi , raasta bilkul sunsaan tha.
Gaanv me sabhi Shaam hote hi apne-apne ghar aa jaate the aur koi bhi gali-mohalle me nazar nahi aata tha

Ramu ki nazar shanno ki hilti kamar aur matakti hui gaand par thi , tabhi raaste me Jaggu ka ghar pada....

Shanno- ramu tu yahan ruk, main aayi....

Shanno phir Jaggu ke ghar gayi aur kuchh 5 minute baad bahar aayi aur uske pichhe-pichhe Jaggu bhi langdata hua bahar nikla....

Shanno- chal ramu, ye Jaggu bhi saath chalega

Phir Teeno chalne lagte hain

Ramu- Jaggu tujhe kisliye bulaya hai jagirdar ne....

Shanno theek unke aage chal rahi thi isliye Jaggu ne ramu ko chup rehne ka ishara kiya

Phir kuch samay baad teeno haweli pahunch gaye

Haweli me Seth hiralal ka ek aadmi ramu aur Jaggu ko Seth hiralal ke paas leke aata hai

Seth hiralal apni haweli ki saamne ek park me baitha tha aur hariya apne maalik ke liye chillam bana raha tha

Jaggu- namaste maalik....

Hiralal ek waqt ke liye thoda hairaan reh gaya ramu ko dekhkar kyunki ramu ek hatta katta jawan launda tha aur aaj se pehle usne ramu ko kabhi dekha nahi tha bas hariya ke muh se tareef suni thi

Hiralal- toh tum ramu ho....

Hariya dhere se hiralal ke kaan me bolta hai

Hariya- maalik yahi hai murli ka launda balram hai , gaanv me sab isko ramu bolte hain

Jaggu- maalik ye mera dost ramu hai

Ramu- ram ram maalik....

Hiralal- toh tu murli ka beta hai

Ramu- maalik aap mere bapu ka naam kaise jaante ho?

Hiralal- vo mere yahan hi kaam karta tha , kya aadmi tha 10 aadmiyon ka kaam akele hi kar leta tha par tere shareer ko dekh kar lagta hai vo tera nahi balki tu uska baap hai.... hahahaha....

Ramu- maalik kahan meri तुलना aap mere bapu se karne lage

Hiralal- mere yahan kaam karega haweli me??

Ramu (shocked)- par maalik aap mujhe kaam par kyu rakhna chahte ho ?

Hiralal- tera baap murli mere yahan hi kaam karta tha aur main chahta hoon tu bhi yahan kaam kare....

Ramu- par maalik mere kheton ka kya?

Hiralal- dekh ramu apne kheton ki tu jitni bhi dekhbhaal kar mujhe usse matlab nahi.... uske liye main tujhe dumdar rakam bhi dunga

Ramu- kaam kya karna hoga maalik??

Hiralal- hariya tujhe sab sikha dega.... Kal samay se aa jaana

Ramu- ji maalik....

Hiralal- aur Jaggu saare kaam karne me ramu ki madad tu karega....

Jaggu- ji maalik

Hiralal- Jaggu agar tune kaam theek se kiya toh tere baap ka saara karza maaf kar dunga

Jaggu ye sunke bahot khush ho jaata hai- maalik aap bhagwan ho

Aur aisa kehke jaagu Seth hiralal ke pairon me gir jaata hai

Ramu ko samajh nahi aata ki hiralal Jaggu se kaun se karze ki baat kar raha tha

Hiralal- hahaha.... ab tum jao kal aana dono, hariya tumhe sikha dega ki tum dono ko kya karna hai

Phir Ramu aur Jaggu haweli se nikal jaate hain....

Hiralal- ye randi ka baccha apne baap ki tarah dhokebaaj toh nahi niklega na

Hariya- nahi maalik.... Ye toh aapke isharon par nachega

Hiralal- hahahahaha....

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Ramu ghar pahunchta hai toh uski maa savita uski raah dekh rahi hoti hai

Savita ramu ko dekhkar bahot khush ho jaati hai

Savita- kisliye bulaya tha us harami jagirdar ne tujhe....

Ramu dil hi dil me sochta hai ki abhi jagirdar ne bataya nahi ki kaam aakhir kya hai jiske liye vo dumdar rakam bhi dene ko तैयार hai....isliye ramu savita se ye kehke baat ko taal deta hai ki usko abhi bahot bhookh lagi hai

Phir savita uske liye khaana leke aati hai aur phir khaana khaake ramu aangan me so jaata hai

Subah uthke ramu naha-dhoke apne kheton me aa jaata hai

Aaj kheton me zyada koi kaam nahi tha isliye ramu jaldi se kheton me kaam khatam karke apni jhopdi ki taraf aata hai toh dekhta hai ki saamne se champa matakti hui aa rahi thi

Ramu champa ko dekh ke bahot khush ho jaata hai

Ramu - arre champa, tu is waqt?

Champa- kyu re ramu! is waqt nahi aa sakti kya?

Ramu- mera matlab aaj itni jaldi aa gayi , kal kahan thi?

Champa- saara din main apni bhabhi ki hi seva karti rahi ramu.... bhabhi ko kal tej bukhaar tha isliye nahi aayi yahan

Ramu gusse me champa ka haath pakad ke jhopdi ke andar le aata hai, Phir Ramu apna pajama niche karke champa ke baalon ko pakad ke apna lund uske muh me पेल deta hai

Ramu- randi kal iski seva nahi ki uska kya? ab aaj saara din tujhe iski seva karni padegi

Champa- slurp gulp slurp gulp....

Ramu- aahhh champa apne muh me andar tak nigal isko.....

Champa ke muh me hi ramu ka lund khada hone lagta hai toh champa uske lund se apna muh dur kar leti hai

Champa- haye..... ramu Muh me nahi daala kar mujhe pasand nahi aur tera itna mota hai ki mere muh me ghusta hi nahi hai, mujhse nahi hoga ye

Ramu- saali apni chut me isko bada chaav se leti hai aur muh me lene ko natak kar rahi hai.... Chal apna muh khol sab hoga tujhse

Champa darte-darte apna muh kholti hai aur ramu apne lund ko pakad kar uske chehre ke kareeb le aata hai , champa darte-darte ramu ke kaale lund ke gulabi supade ko apne muh me leti hai

Champa- aahhhh aise hi meri raand.... शाबाश...

Champa ne ramu ke lund ko apne muh me le toh liya tha par na vo usko chus rahi thi aur na aage-pichhe kar rahi thi bas apne muh me leke ramu ko dekh rahi thi

Ramu- aahh randi dekh kya rahi hai chus isko.... aam kaise chusti hai ??? Aahhh waise hi chus isko bhi....

Champa phir bade pyar se ramu ke lund ko chusne lagti hai , champa ko ramu ka lund apne muh me andar bahar hote dekh bada acchha lag raha tha vo bade chaav se ramu ka lund apne muh ki gehrayi me andar tak lene lagti hai

Ramu- ahhh champa bas kar aahhhh....

Ramu ka lund poora khada ho gaya tha , uske lund ki moti-moti नसें tan chuki thi , ramu apne lund ko champa ke muh se bahar nikal ke usko khada karta hai aur phir uski chhati se saree ka pallu sarka deta hai aur blouse ke uppar se hi uski moti-moti chuchiyon ko apne haathon se daba-dabake chusne lagta hai

Ramu- aahhh champa kitni badi-badi chuchiyan hain teri.... Uhhhh ummmm

kheton me kaam karne ki wajah se ramu ke haath kisi lohe ki tarah majboot ho gaye the , jab ramu champa ki chuchiyon ko masalta hai toh champa ko aisa mehsoos hota hai jaise koi lohar uski chuchiyon par hathoda maar raha ho

Champa- aahhhh dhere निचोड़ haye ramu.... Aahhhh dard ho raha hai re

Tabhi achanak jhopdi ke bahar se kuchh tootne ki awaaj aati hai , ramu aur champa toh ekdum sakpaka jaate hain

Ramu dhere se jhopdi ke bahar nikal ke dekhta hai.... Jhopdi ke bagal me gamla rakhkha tha aur awaaj uske hi tootne ki thi par wahan jo bhi khada tha vo bhaag nikla tha

Ramu phir jhopdi ke andar aata hai toh dekhta hai ki champa apni saree sahi kar rahi thi

Champa- kaun tha ramu?

Ramu- koi nahi shayad billi hogi.... Tu kahan chali mujhe pyasa chhod ke

Champa- main toh dar hi gayi thi.... Bhabhi ko dawayi dene ka samay ho gaya hai

Ramu- ratna chachi ko ek din mere paas le aa na champa!!!! apne ek hi injection me uska poora bukhaar utaar dunga....

Champa muskura ke- dhatt besharam.... Bada aaya meri bhabhi ka bukhaar utaarne wala

Phir champa wahan se chali jaati h....
 
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Din ka waqt tha aur suraj theek sar ki uppar , ramu apne kheton me bani ek choti si jhopdi me khaana khaane ko baitha hi tha, tabhi Jaggu uski jhopdi me aa gaya aur apne tiffin ke sath uske bagal me baith gaya

Ramu- bada samay laga diya tune warna toh roj mujhse pehle aa jaata tha

Jaggu- main toh apne samay se hi aaya hoon ramu, tu hi aaj jaldi aa gaya hai....

Ramu- mujhe toh nahi lagta....

Jaggu- rehne de sale tu roj is waqt bua ko pel raha hota hai

Ye bua koi aur nahi champa hi hai, champa 30 saal ki ho gayi hai aur abhi tak uski shadi nahi hui isliye gaanv ke sabhi jawan ladke usko bua kehte hain

Ramu gusse me- माधरचोद, teri maa ko chodu, champa ko tune ab kabhi bhi bua bola toh mera lund aur teri najuk gaand

Jaggu- mere yaar gussa kyu hota hai.......main toh majak kar raha tha hahaha.... waise khaane me kya laya hai ???

Ramu apna tiffin khol ke dekhta hai usme baingan ki sabzi, pyaaj aur roti thi , baingan ki sabzi dekte hi vo bilkul ganda sa muh bana leta hai

Ramu- ye bela bhi na , isko pata hai ki baingan mujhe pasand nahi....

Itne me Jaggu bol padta hai

Jaggu- ye khaana bela ne banaya hai kya?

Ramu- kyu be? Tujhse kya matlab kisi ne bhi banaya ho

Jaggu- nahi ramu main toh ye bol raha tha ki tu ye baingan ki sabzi mujhe dede aur meri gobhi-matar ki sabzi tu lele , mujhe gobhi-matar bilkul bhi pasand nahi hai

Gobhi-matar ka naam sunte hi ramu turant Jaggu ke haathon se uska tiffin le let hai

Ramu apna tiffin Jaggu ko dete hue- waah mere yaar.... Tune toh aaj mera dil hi khush kar diya

Phir dono khana shuru karte hain

Jaggu- ummm.... waah yaar teri behen kya khana banati hai uski shadi hogi toh uska pati kitna khush raha karega

Ramu- ummm.... Teri maa ke haathon me toh jadoo hai jadoo , na zyada mirch masala hai aur namak ekdum barabar.....

Jaggu (maan me)- sale tere liye hi toh maa se teri manpasand ka kam mirch masale wala khana banvake laata hoon jisse teri behen ke haathon ke khaane ka swad le saku aakhir mujhe hi toh tera jija banna hai , jaggu ye soch ke dil hi dil me bahot khush hota hai

Ramu- tu kya bol raha tha Jaggu maine suna nahi....

Jaggu- main toh ye keh raha th ki bela bhi bahot acchha khana banati hai

Ramu- itna mirch masala daalti hai ki jab subah hugta hoon toh angaare nikalte hain

Jaggu- mirch masala agar khaana aur zindagi dono me na ho toh mujhe maza nahi aata ramu....

Ramu- aaj kal tere baat karne ka andaaz badalta ja raha hai , koi chhamiya aa gayi hai kya zindagi me tere????

Jaggu (maan me)- vo chhamiya teri sagi behen hai lodu....

Ramu- sale kahan kho gaya??

Jaggu- kuchh nahi be? Tu apni aur champa ki baatein suna... Kaise sambhaalta hai usko vo toh tujhse poore 6 saal badi hai

Ramu- sale mujhe mauka mile toh main teri maa ke umar wali auraton Ko sambhaal lu

Jaggu- ek baat toh sach me maanna padega bhosdike.... Tune sach me pichhle 1 saal me champa ki chaal badal kar rakh di hai, lagta hai tune usko bahot ragad ragad ke choda hai

Ramu- माधरचोद aisa kya kar diye maine uske saath jo uski chaal hi badal gayi

Jaggu- sale pichhle 1 saal me hi uski gaand chod-chodkar tune itna chaudi kar di hai ki jab vo chalti hai toh uski moti gaand me gazab ka uchhaal hota hai aur mujhse pooch raha hai aisa kya kiya.... Tune usko pataya kaise?

Ramu- lambi kahani hai lodu....

Jaggu- acchha ye toh bata kya tujhe hariya chacha se dar nahi lagta , maanna padega tujhe मादरचोद , tune hariya chacha ke naak ke niche se uski behen champa ko apni bana liya....

Ramu- dar toh lagta hai bhosdike, hariya chacha Seth hiralal ka khaas aadmi hai.... sirf hawas hoti toh main champa ko kabhi ka chhod diya hota par.....

Jaggu (shocked)- matlab

Ramu- main champa ko pyar karne laga hoon Jaggu....

Jaggu- sale tera dimaag toh theek hai na.... Tere se 6 saal badi hai vo, apni hawas ko hawas tak hi simit rakh, champa ke pyar ke chakkar me mat pad....

Ramu- Jaggu , jab tujhe pyaar hoga tab pata chalega, main maanta hoon ki shuru-shuru me mere andar bas champa ke liye hawas thi par ab main usko pyar karne laga hoon aur vo bhi mujhse pyar karti hai

Jaggu- sach... Ye ajooba kab ho gaya ,

Ramu- pata nahi bas ho gaya....

Jaggu phir ramu ko apne gala laga leta hai aur bolta hai- maan gaya bhai tujhe , mujhe laga nahi tha tujhe zindagi me kisi se pyar ho bhi sakta hai

Ramu Jaggu ko dhakka dete hue - hatt Lodu..... माधरचोद.... pyar vo bhi mujhe.... tujhe acting kaisi lagi meri

Jaggu- saale, bhosdike , gaand ke keede.... Tu natak kar raha tha

Ramu- haan meri najuk kali , tujhe kya laga mujhe pyar ho sakta hai kisi se....

Jaggu- bhag sale.... Samay barbaad kar diya mera.... Main chala apne kheton me

Phir Jaggu apna tiffin leke apne kheton me chala aata hai
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