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Jaggu apne kheton ki taraf wapas aa hi raha tha ki usko saamne se bela aati hui dikhi
jaggu jaldi se bhaag ke bela ke saamne aaya aur usko apni godi me utha liya
bela- chhod Jaggu koi dekh lega....
Jaggu- koi nahi hai yahan meri chhamiya
Phir Jaggu bela ko apne kheton me le aaya aur usne bela ko ek पेड़ se sata ke khada kr diya
bela- jaane de mujhe Jaggu, Haye dard ho raha hai
jaggu- chhod dunga agar mere honthon par ek chumma degi toh
Bela- ramu aa gaya toh aur usne dekh liya toh teri gaanv se arthi uth jayegi
Phir Jaggu zabardasti bela ke honthon par apne honth rakh deta hai toh bela apni takat lagake Jaggu ko jor se dhakka deti hai jisse Jaggu niche gir jaata hai
Phir Bella jaldi se Jaggu ke pait par aake baith jaati aur aage jhuk ke Jaggu ka shirt kheench ke uske chehre ko apne chehre ke kareeb leke aati hai
Aur phir jor se uske honthon ko apne honthon me kaid kar leti hai , bela Jaggu ke hothon ko zabardast tareeke se choomti hai
phir kareeb 1 minute baad bela Jaggu ke uppar se uth ke पेड़ ki chaav me aake baith jaati hai
jaggu bhi aake bela ke bagal me baith jaata hai
jaggu- tujhse bhi ab raha nahi ja raha na bela
bela- haan Jaggu par....
jaggu- toh hum chudai kar lete hain na bela waise bhi Ye sab pichhle 2 saalon se chal raha hai
bela- nahi Jaggu shadi se pehle nahi....
jaggu- main karunga na tere se shadi....
bela- theek hai phir chudai bhi shadi ke baad hi karna
jaggu- kya baat hai bela....??
bela- tu mard nahi namard hai
jaggu- bela ye kuchh zyada hi ho raha hai
bela- tu mujhse shadi karna chahta hai na toh mere haath maang le mere bhai se
jaggu- kyu vo tera baap hai kya
bela- haan..... aur tera bhi
jaggu- tujhe ho kya gaya hai bela, tu bas gusse me mujhse baat karti hai
bela- tu mujhse shadi nahi karna chahta bas meri seal तोड़ना chahta hai na,
jaggu- bas yahi tha tera pyar bela....aaj tune vo bol hi diya jo tere dil me tha
bela- tujhse pyar nahi karti toh pichhle 2 saalon me itne rishton ko mana nahi karti
jaggu- bela main sar utha ke tere bhai se tera haath maangna chahta hoon aur uske liye pehle mujhe kisi layak banna padega....
bela- ye baat main pichhle 2 saalon se sun rahi hoon.... Ab main 25 ki ho chuki hoon aur is saal meri shadi honi pakka hai, ramu ko bhi Shak hone laga hai ki kahin mera kisi ke sath koi chakkar toh nahi!
jaggu- tu meri halat toh samajhti hi hai, ghar ki halat theek nahi hai itni aur ramu ki nazar me meri koi ijjat bhi nahi hai
bela- toh aisi halat me main tujhse shadi nahi kar sakti Jaggu kyunki sirf pyar se pait nahi palta aur kal ko main agar tere se shadi karungi toh tere baccho ko bhi janam dungi aur mujhe sirf mera nahi balki apne bacchon ka bhavisya bhi dekhna hai
jaggu- dekh bela main tujhse bahot pyar karta hoon aur tu bhi mujhse utna hi pyar karti hai , hum dono ek dusre ke bina kabhi nahi reh payenge
bela- toh mere se dhyan hata aur jaldi se jaldi kuchh bhi karke mere bhai ki nazar me apni koi ijjat bana.... phir mujhse shadi karke din raat mujhe chodna main kuchh nahi bolungi
jaggu- haan main jaldi hi kuchh na kuchh bada karunga
bela- acchha theek hai main chalti hoon ab
jaggu- acchha sun chanda ke sath mat ghooma kar vo sali bahot badi chhinaal hai
bela- kyu usne kuchh Kiya kya tera sath?
jaggu- kiya kuchh nahi par sali aise matak-matak ke chalti hai jaise koi raand ho....
bela- jaggu isme uska kya dosh vo toh mujhse bhi zyada चुदासी hai, chanda ko toh koi ladka aankh uthake nahi dekhta hariya chacha ke dar se...
jaggu- hmm.... Ye baat toh hai meri khud pant geeli ho jaati hai hariya chacha ko dekh kar.... Chal mujhe ab kheton me kaam dekhne jaana hai
Bela- theek hai ab kal milti hoon tujhse....
Phir bela apne ghar aa jaati hai
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Phir ramu ko yaad aata hai ki aaj toh Seth hiralal ne bulaya tha usko.... vo jaldi se apne dost Jaggu ke sath haweli ki taraf nikal jaata hai
Hariya haweli se ek jeep leke bahar nikal raha hi tha ki vo ramu aur Jaggu ko dekh apni jeep rokta hai
Hariya- kahan reh gaye the tum dono?
Ramu- chacha kheton me kaam tha bas abhi fursat mili hai toh aa gaye
Hariya- aao jeep me baitho jaldi....
Phir ramu aur Jaggu jeep me baith jaate hain.... hariya gaanv me jyada bolta nahi tha bas din raat apne maalik ki seva me laga rehta tha
Ramu- chacha hum kahan ja rahe hain?
Hariya- शहर
Jaggu- kisliye chacha....
Hariya- dekh lena jab pahunch jayenge तो ,
Jeep शहर pahunch jaati hai.... hariya apni jeep ko ek bus stand se kuch dur khadi karta hai
Hariya- ab dekhna main kya karta hoon aur aage se Tum dono ko bhi vo kaam karna padega
Ramu aur Jaggu hariya ki baat dhyan se sunte hain
Phir hariya paise se bhara bag leke jeep se nikal jaata hai aur bus stand par jaake baith jaata hai , kuch time baad ek aadmi ek bag leke aata hai aur vo bhi same bus stand par hariya se kuch dur baith jaata hai , kuch samay baad dono ek dusre se apni jagah exchange kar lete hain aur ek dusre ka bag utha ke chal dete hain.... Hariya us aadmi ka bag leke apni jeep me aake baithta hai
Hariya bag kholke dekhta hai , vo bag me chote-chote bahot saare packet the jisme safed rang ka powder bhara hua tha yani ki vo drugs ke packet the, ramu aur Jaggu ne apni zindagi me kabhi drugs dekha nahi tha bas vo drugs ke naam pe charas aur gaanja hi jaante the
Ramu- chacha ye koi anokhi cheej toh lagti nahi
Jaggu bhi apna chut jaisa muh khol deta hai
Jaggu- arre chacha ye toh kapde dhone wala powder lagta hai
Hariya- ramu isko kahan se uthake laya hai....
Ramu- माधरचोद, tu apna muh mat khol.... Haan chacha aap bolo
Hariya- ye cocaine hai.... charas aur gaanje ka baap kehte hain isko aur kal se tum dono yahi score karoge....
Ramu aur Jaggu charas aur gaanje ka naam sunke hi hil jaate hain kyunki dono ne pehle ek-do baar charas aur gaanje ka nasha kiya tha
Ramu- toh iska karna kya hai chacha?
Hariya- isko kahin supply karna hai aur vo kaam main akele hi dekhta hoon. Tum dono ko kal se ye maal score karna hai samjhe..... Bas tum dono ka itna hi kaam hai
Ramu- bas itna hi kaam hai na chacha aur kuchh toh nahi ?
Hariya- bas itna hi kaam hai aur kuchh nahi
Ramu- ye kaam karne ki kitni rakam milegi chacha?
Hariya- itni milegi ki tum sapne me bhi nahi soch sakte
Jaggu- main तैयार hoon chacha....
Hariya- ramu tu तैयार hai ????
Ramu kuch sochne lagta hai , usko samajh nahi aa raha tha ki vo kya bole.... Ye galat kaam karne ka uska dil toh nahi kar raha tha par uska maan kuchh aur hi bol raha tha
Jaggu- bhosdike soch kya raha hai.... Paise honge toh gaanv me alag hi rutba hoga humara
Ramu- माधरचोद, bina paison ke bhi mera bahot rutba hai gaanv me
Hariya- jyada na soch.... Kam se kam apni vidhva maa ke baare me soch.... Soch paise se tu uske liye kya kya kar sakta hai , naya बंगला , nayi गाड़ी aur हीरों ka haar..... aur kya kuch nahi aur apni behen ki soch uski shadi kisi lakhpati se hogi toh teri behen kitna khush rahegi
Ramu andar hi andar sochta hai ki uski maa ke liye vo hi sab kuchh hai par apni behen ke liye vo ye kaam karne ke liye तैयार ho jaata hai kyunki ramu ka ek sapna tha ki vo apni behen ki shadi धूमधाम se karna chahta tha , gaanv me koi ye na kahe ki baap ka sahara nahi raha toh bhai ne behen par dhyan hi nahi diya.....
Ramu- theek hai chacha main bhi तैयार hoon....
Jaggu aur hariya dono bahot khush hue phir hariya ne jeep start ki aur kuch hi samay me vo log gaanv aa gaye
Phir ramu ko yaad aata hai ki aaj toh Seth hiralal ne bulaya tha usko.... vo jaldi se apne dost Jaggu ke sath haweli ki taraf nikal jaata hai
Hariya haweli se ek jeep leke bahar nikal raha hi tha ki vo ramu aur Jaggu ko dekh apni jeep rokta hai
Hariya- kahan reh gaye the tum dono?
Ramu- chacha kheton me kaam tha bas abhi fursat mili hai toh aa gaye
Hariya- aao jeep me baitho jaldi....
Phir ramu aur Jaggu jeep me baith jaate hain.... hariya gaanv me jyada bolta nahi tha bas din raat apne maalik ki seva me laga rehta tha
Ramu- chacha hum kahan ja rahe hain?
Hariya- शहर
Jaggu- kisliye chacha....
Hariya- dekh lena jab pahunch jayenge तो ,
Jeep शहर pahunch jaati hai.... hariya apni jeep ko ek bus stand se kuch dur khadi karta hai
Hariya- ab dekhna main kya karta hoon aur aage se Tum dono ko bhi vo kaam karna padega
Ramu aur Jaggu hariya ki baat dhyan se sunte hain
Phir hariya paise se bhara bag leke jeep se nikal jaata hai aur bus stand par jaake baith jaata hai , kuch time baad ek aadmi ek bag leke aata hai aur vo bhi same bus stand par hariya se kuch dur baith jaata hai , kuch samay baad dono ek dusre se apni jagah exchange kar lete hain aur ek dusre ka bag utha ke chal dete hain.... Hariya us aadmi ka bag leke apni jeep me aake baithta hai
Hariya bag kholke dekhta hai , vo bag me chote-chote bahot saare packet the jisme safed rang ka powder bhara hua tha yani ki vo drugs ke packet the, ramu aur Jaggu ne apni zindagi me kabhi drugs dekha nahi tha bas vo drugs ke naam pe charas aur gaanja hi jaante the
Ramu- chacha ye koi anokhi cheej toh lagti nahi
Jaggu bhi apna chut jaisa muh khol deta hai
Jaggu- arre chacha ye toh kapde dhone wala powder lagta hai
Hariya- ramu isko kahan se uthake laya hai....
Ramu- माधरचोद, tu apna muh mat khol.... Haan chacha aap bolo
Hariya- ye cocaine hai.... charas aur gaanje ka baap kehte hain isko aur kal se tum dono yahi score karoge....
Ramu aur Jaggu charas aur gaanje ka naam sunke hi hil jaate hain kyunki dono ne pehle ek-do baar charas aur gaanje ka nasha kiya tha
Ramu- toh iska karna kya hai chacha?
Hariya- isko kahin supply karna hai aur vo kaam main akele hi dekhta hoon. Tum dono ko kal se ye maal score karna hai samjhe..... Bas tum dono ka itna hi kaam hai
Ramu- bas itna hi kaam hai na chacha aur kuchh toh nahi ?
Hariya- bas itna hi kaam hai aur kuchh nahi
Ramu- ye kaam karne ki kitni rakam milegi chacha?
Hariya- itni milegi ki tum sapne me bhi nahi soch sakte
Jaggu- main तैयार hoon chacha....
Hariya- ramu tu तैयार hai ????
Ramu kuch sochne lagta hai , usko samajh nahi aa raha tha ki vo kya bole.... Ye galat kaam karne ka uska dil toh nahi kar raha tha par uska maan kuchh aur hi bol raha tha
Jaggu- bhosdike soch kya raha hai.... Paise honge toh gaanv me alag hi rutba hoga humara
Ramu- माधरचोद, bina paison ke bhi mera bahot rutba hai gaanv me
Hariya- jyada na soch.... Kam se kam apni vidhva maa ke baare me soch.... Soch paise se tu uske liye kya kya kar sakta hai , naya बंगला , nayi गाड़ी aur हीरों ka haar..... aur kya kuch nahi aur apni behen ki soch uski shadi kisi lakhpati se hogi toh teri behen kitna khush rahegi
Ramu andar hi andar sochta hai ki uski maa ke liye vo hi sab kuchh hai par apni behen ke liye vo ye kaam karne ke liye तैयार ho jaata hai kyunki ramu ka ek sapna tha ki vo apni behen ki shadi धूमधाम se karna chahta tha , gaanv me koi ye na kahe ki baap ka sahara nahi raha toh bhai ne behen par dhyan hi nahi diya.....
Ramu- theek hai chacha main bhi तैयार hoon....
Jaggu aur hariya dono bahot khush hue phir hariya ne jeep start ki aur kuch hi samay me vo log gaanv aa gaye
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Hariya jeep se ramu aur Jaggu ke sath haweli pahunchta hai
Hariya bag leke jeep se utarta hai aur haweli me chala jaata hai
Jaggu- ramu yar apne kheton me pahunch main bas abhi aaya....
Ramu- haweli me kahan ghus raha hai bhosdike, koi baat hai toh mujhe bata na
Jaggu- bas abhi aaya....
Ramu kheton me pahunch ke apni jhopdi me khatiye par aake so jaata hai... Kuch sanay baad Jaggu jhopdi ke andar aata hai toh ramu ki neend khul jaati hai
Jaggu apni shirt ke pocket se ek charas ki पुड़िया nikaal ke ramu ko dikhata hai
Ramu- माधरचोद ye kya musibat le aaya.... Yaad hai pichhli baar isko peeke kya kaand ho gaya tha galti se mujhse....
Jaggu- haan behenchod.... Yaad hai , isko peeke tune champa ko zabardast tareeke se thok diya tha aur jabhi vo tere se pat gayi madarchod....
Ramu- teri maa ko chodu.... Isko turant leke bhaag yahan se.... Kahan se laya tu isko?
Jaggu- hariya chacha se maang ke laya hoon....
Ramu- main nahi phookne wala isko... Isko phok ke mera dimaag kharab ho jaata hai, maan karta hai jo bhi mile usko patak-patak ke chodu....
Jaggu- aaja phookte hain aaj phir se.... Kya pata aaj koi mast item kismat me likhi ho tere....
Ramu mana karta rehta hai par Jaggu kahan maanne wala tha usne charas ki chillam banayi aur phookne laga
Jaggu ne 2 kash lagaye jor jor se aur chillam ko ramu ke haath me thama kar khatiye par late gaya
Ramu na chahte hue bhi us chillam ko phook hi liya....usne dekha ki Jaggu nashe me so gaya hai isliye vo poora chillam akele hi phook gaya....
Kuch samay tak ramu ko kuch nahi hua phir dhere dhere jab nasha dimaag par chadhna shuru hua toh ramu ko maza aane laga , usne dekha ki shanno bhabhi uske kheton ki taraf se guzar rahi thi
Ramu- arre bhabhi kahan bhaag rahi ho itni jaldi-jaldi me....
Shanno- ramu vo meri bhains bhaag gayi hai.... Chal mere sath.... Meri bhains ko khojne me madad kar aaja
Ramu- aaya bhabhi....
Ramu nashe me jhoom raha tha usko bas is samay shanno ki moti-moti chuchiyan aur uski matke jaisi badi gaand nazar aa rahi thi bas vo itna hosh me tha ki koi harqat nahi kar raha tha
Kuch samay baad shanno ki bhains mil jaati hai....
Shanno- ramu mil gayi meri bhains......
Shanno apna chehra ghumakar pichhe dekhti hai toh samajh jaati hai ki ramu ki nazar uski chaudi gaand par hai
Shanno- ramu mere ghar chalkar meri bhains ko खूँटे se baandh dega kya?? Mujhse baandhi bhi nahi jaati....
Ramu- theek hai bhabhi.....
Phir shanno ramu ko apne ghar le aati hai.....
Shanno ek shadishuda aurat thi 30 saal ki jiska abhi koi baccha nahi hua tha aur uska pati Vijay bahot sharabi tha, sharab peena uska shaukh tha isliye vo ghar par kam aur naali me zyada pada milta tha.... (Kahani me vijay ka role kahani ke end me hai aur bahot hi gazab role hai)
Ramu bhains ka खूँटा theek se zameen me gaadkar bhains ko baandh deta hai
Ramu- ab ye खूँटा kabhi nahi ukhdega bhabhi....
Shanno- kitna accha खूँटा thokta hai re ramu
Ramu- खूँटा thokna mujhe bahot pasand hai bhabhi...
Shanno samajh gayi thi ki ramu nashe me hai aur vo is baat ka poora faida uthana chahti thi tabhi vo usko apne ghar leke aayi thi
Shanno aage badhti hai aur ramu ke pajame ke uppar se uska lund pakad ke bolti hai - kya ye खूँटा bhi ठोकेगा?
Ramu ki toh jaise lottery nikal gayi thi vo shanno ka chehra dekhne lagta hai
Shanno turant ramu ka haath pakad ke ghar ke andar aa jaati hai
Ghar ke andar aake shanno light on karti hai aur pichhe palat ke apni saree sahi karne lagti hai ki tabhi ramu pichhe se aake shanno ko apni baahon me jakad leta hai aur pichhe se hi uski gol-gol moti-moti naram chuchiyon ko dabate hue blouse ke uppar se hi masalne lagta hai
Shanno- aahhhh ...... Ramu dhere kar
Ramu ke majboot haath apni moti-moti naram chuchiyon par padte hi shanno ki garam siski nikal jaati hai
Shanno- ahhhhhhh mua.... Jaldi kar mujhe phir se haweli bhi jaana hai....
Ramu ko aaj vo mili thi jiske sapne vo bachpan se dekhta aaya tha - ek shadishuda aurat....
Ramu toh bilkul nashe me tha usko koi hosh nahi tha par usko itna toh pata hi tha ki vo kar kya raha hai apni shanno bhabhi ke sath...
Shanno ek table ka sahara leke khadi thi aur ramu uske pichhe kisi jungali saand ki tarah chadha hua tha
Ramu ne shanno ki saree aur petticoat ko ek sath apne dono haathon se uthake peeth tak chadha diya tha , shanno ne gulabi rang ki kacchhi pehen rakhi thi jisme se uske mote-mote tarbooj jaise chutad bahar aa rahe the , us choti si kacchhi ne bas uski gand ki moti darar ko chhupa ke rakhkha hua tha
Ramu ne nashe me shanno ki kacchhi ko jor se pakad ke चीर diya....
Shanno- aahhhhhh ramu jaldi se thok apna खूँटा , ahhhh ramu ab raha nahi jaata re..... Shanno ki awaaj me kapkapahat thi aur chehre par hawas
Ramu apna chehra neeche jhuka ke shanno ki gaand ki darar me apna muh ghusa deta hai aur uski gaand ki gandh ko apne naak se soonghte hue uski chut par apni jeebh se jhaadu maarne lagta hai
Shanno ramu ki is harqat se hawas ki us had tak pahunch gayi thi jahan se pichhe लौटना namumkin tha uske liye.....
Tabhi ghar ke bahar se uske pati Vijay ki gaaliyon ki awaaj aati hai , vo sharab peeke ghar aa raha tha aur nashe me kuchh badbada raha tha
Shanno dar jaati hai.... Vo jaldi se apni saree theek karti hai, Rama thoda hosh me aa gaya tha shanno ke sharabi pati ki awaaj sunke.... isliye vo jaldi se apne kapde theek karta hai, phir shanno usko ghar ke pichhe wale darwaze se jaane ko bolti hai.... Ramu maan me vijay ko gaaliyan dete hue nikal jaata hai
Hariya jeep se ramu aur Jaggu ke sath haweli pahunchta hai
Hariya bag leke jeep se utarta hai aur haweli me chala jaata hai
Jaggu- ramu yar apne kheton me pahunch main bas abhi aaya....
Ramu- haweli me kahan ghus raha hai bhosdike, koi baat hai toh mujhe bata na
Jaggu- bas abhi aaya....
Ramu kheton me pahunch ke apni jhopdi me khatiye par aake so jaata hai... Kuch sanay baad Jaggu jhopdi ke andar aata hai toh ramu ki neend khul jaati hai
Jaggu apni shirt ke pocket se ek charas ki पुड़िया nikaal ke ramu ko dikhata hai
Ramu- माधरचोद ye kya musibat le aaya.... Yaad hai pichhli baar isko peeke kya kaand ho gaya tha galti se mujhse....
Jaggu- haan behenchod.... Yaad hai , isko peeke tune champa ko zabardast tareeke se thok diya tha aur jabhi vo tere se pat gayi madarchod....
Ramu- teri maa ko chodu.... Isko turant leke bhaag yahan se.... Kahan se laya tu isko?
Jaggu- hariya chacha se maang ke laya hoon....
Ramu- main nahi phookne wala isko... Isko phok ke mera dimaag kharab ho jaata hai, maan karta hai jo bhi mile usko patak-patak ke chodu....
Jaggu- aaja phookte hain aaj phir se.... Kya pata aaj koi mast item kismat me likhi ho tere....
Ramu mana karta rehta hai par Jaggu kahan maanne wala tha usne charas ki chillam banayi aur phookne laga
Jaggu ne 2 kash lagaye jor jor se aur chillam ko ramu ke haath me thama kar khatiye par late gaya
Ramu na chahte hue bhi us chillam ko phook hi liya....usne dekha ki Jaggu nashe me so gaya hai isliye vo poora chillam akele hi phook gaya....
Kuch samay tak ramu ko kuch nahi hua phir dhere dhere jab nasha dimaag par chadhna shuru hua toh ramu ko maza aane laga , usne dekha ki shanno bhabhi uske kheton ki taraf se guzar rahi thi
Ramu- arre bhabhi kahan bhaag rahi ho itni jaldi-jaldi me....
Shanno- ramu vo meri bhains bhaag gayi hai.... Chal mere sath.... Meri bhains ko khojne me madad kar aaja
Ramu- aaya bhabhi....
Ramu nashe me jhoom raha tha usko bas is samay shanno ki moti-moti chuchiyan aur uski matke jaisi badi gaand nazar aa rahi thi bas vo itna hosh me tha ki koi harqat nahi kar raha tha
Kuch samay baad shanno ki bhains mil jaati hai....
Shanno- ramu mil gayi meri bhains......
Shanno apna chehra ghumakar pichhe dekhti hai toh samajh jaati hai ki ramu ki nazar uski chaudi gaand par hai
Shanno- ramu mere ghar chalkar meri bhains ko खूँटे se baandh dega kya?? Mujhse baandhi bhi nahi jaati....
Ramu- theek hai bhabhi.....
Phir shanno ramu ko apne ghar le aati hai.....
Shanno ek shadishuda aurat thi 30 saal ki jiska abhi koi baccha nahi hua tha aur uska pati Vijay bahot sharabi tha, sharab peena uska shaukh tha isliye vo ghar par kam aur naali me zyada pada milta tha.... (Kahani me vijay ka role kahani ke end me hai aur bahot hi gazab role hai)
Ramu bhains ka खूँटा theek se zameen me gaadkar bhains ko baandh deta hai
Ramu- ab ye खूँटा kabhi nahi ukhdega bhabhi....
Shanno- kitna accha खूँटा thokta hai re ramu
Ramu- खूँटा thokna mujhe bahot pasand hai bhabhi...
Shanno samajh gayi thi ki ramu nashe me hai aur vo is baat ka poora faida uthana chahti thi tabhi vo usko apne ghar leke aayi thi
Shanno aage badhti hai aur ramu ke pajame ke uppar se uska lund pakad ke bolti hai - kya ye खूँटा bhi ठोकेगा?
Ramu ki toh jaise lottery nikal gayi thi vo shanno ka chehra dekhne lagta hai
Shanno turant ramu ka haath pakad ke ghar ke andar aa jaati hai
Ghar ke andar aake shanno light on karti hai aur pichhe palat ke apni saree sahi karne lagti hai ki tabhi ramu pichhe se aake shanno ko apni baahon me jakad leta hai aur pichhe se hi uski gol-gol moti-moti naram chuchiyon ko dabate hue blouse ke uppar se hi masalne lagta hai
Shanno- aahhhh ...... Ramu dhere kar
Ramu ke majboot haath apni moti-moti naram chuchiyon par padte hi shanno ki garam siski nikal jaati hai
Shanno- ahhhhhhh mua.... Jaldi kar mujhe phir se haweli bhi jaana hai....
Ramu ko aaj vo mili thi jiske sapne vo bachpan se dekhta aaya tha - ek shadishuda aurat....
Ramu toh bilkul nashe me tha usko koi hosh nahi tha par usko itna toh pata hi tha ki vo kar kya raha hai apni shanno bhabhi ke sath...
Shanno ek table ka sahara leke khadi thi aur ramu uske pichhe kisi jungali saand ki tarah chadha hua tha
Ramu ne shanno ki saree aur petticoat ko ek sath apne dono haathon se uthake peeth tak chadha diya tha , shanno ne gulabi rang ki kacchhi pehen rakhi thi jisme se uske mote-mote tarbooj jaise chutad bahar aa rahe the , us choti si kacchhi ne bas uski gand ki moti darar ko chhupa ke rakhkha hua tha
Ramu ne nashe me shanno ki kacchhi ko jor se pakad ke चीर diya....
Shanno- aahhhhhh ramu jaldi se thok apna खूँटा , ahhhh ramu ab raha nahi jaata re..... Shanno ki awaaj me kapkapahat thi aur chehre par hawas
Ramu apna chehra neeche jhuka ke shanno ki gaand ki darar me apna muh ghusa deta hai aur uski gaand ki gandh ko apne naak se soonghte hue uski chut par apni jeebh se jhaadu maarne lagta hai
Shanno ramu ki is harqat se hawas ki us had tak pahunch gayi thi jahan se pichhe लौटना namumkin tha uske liye.....
Tabhi ghar ke bahar se uske pati Vijay ki gaaliyon ki awaaj aati hai , vo sharab peeke ghar aa raha tha aur nashe me kuchh badbada raha tha
Shanno dar jaati hai.... Vo jaldi se apni saree theek karti hai, Rama thoda hosh me aa gaya tha shanno ke sharabi pati ki awaaj sunke.... isliye vo jaldi se apne kapde theek karta hai, phir shanno usko ghar ke pichhe wale darwaze se jaane ko bolti hai.... Ramu maan me vijay ko gaaliyan dete hue nikal jaata hai
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Ramu apni ghar ki taraf aa raha hota hai, gaanja phookne ki wajah se uska dimaag kaam nahi kar raha tha, raaste me usko Jaggu ki maa mala ka khyal aaya. Jaggu kheton me gaanja phook ke jhogdi me so raha tha aur mala ghar par akeli thi , ramu ne socha ki shayad mala ke sath koi baat ban jaye isliye vo Jaggu ke ghar aa jaata hai
Ramu bina darwaza khatkaye hi ghar ke andar aa jaata hai
Mala- arre ramu tum is waqt....??
Ramu- Jaggu kahan hai kaki?
Mala- vo toh abhi tak ghar nahi aaya....
Ramu ghoor-ghoorke mala ki badi-badi तोपों ko dekhne lagta hai, mala uski nazar ka pichha karti hai aur sakpaka jaati hai ki aise kya dekha raha hai....
Ramu mala ki aankhon me aankhein daalkar uski badi-badi chuchiyon ko kisi darinde ki tarah ghoor raha tha, isse pehle mala koi harqat karti , ramu bina kuchh bole jaldi se mala ko darwaze se satake apni chaudi chhati se laga leta hai
Mala- ahhhh chhod , kya ho gaya hai tujhe , pagal toh nahi ho gaya tu ramu ?
Ramu- haan main pagal ho gaya hoon........ Aur aisa bolte hi ramu mala ke gaalon ko choomne lagta hai
Mala- aahhhh chhod ramu beta, kya ho gaya hai tujhe?
Ramu mala ki ek nahi sunta aur uske raseele honthon par apne honth rakh deta hai aur kisi darinde ki tarah mala ke honthon ko chusne lagta hai
Mala ke muh se bas "mmmm mmmm" awaj nikal rahi thi , tabhi mala ne jhatke se ramu ko jor se dhakka diya jisse ramu ka haath mala ki kamar se hat gaya aur ramu mala se alag ho gaya
Tabhi achanak ghar me Jaggu aa gaya....
Jaggu- arre ramu, tu apne ghar nahi gaya?
Ramu ka toh jaise poora nasha hi utar gaya
Ramu- vo main yahan kaki se dahi lene aaya tha....
Mala- Jaggu beta dahi khatam ho gayi hai, zara apni dukaan khol ke dahi leke aa....
Jaggu- main abhi leke aaya maa....
Jaggu ke jaane ke baad mala aage aake chataak!! se ek chaanta ramu ke gaal par jad deti hai
Mala- kameene tujhse thoda has ke baat kya kar li tu toh hawas ke bhookhe kutte ki tarah mere hi uppar chadhne laga.... Ruk abhi teri maa ko tere baare me batati hoon
Ramu ki jaise gaand fat gayi vo turant mala ka haath pakad leta hai - nahi kaki , mujhe pata nahi kya ho gaya tha, bhool ho gayi mujhse maaf kar do , aage se aisi galti nahi hogi, maa se kuch mat bolo is baare me....
Mala apne ghar se bahar nikal jaati hai aur ramu ke ghar ki taraf jaane lagti hai
Ramu phir se jaake pichhe se mala ka haath pakad leta hai- nahi kaki aapko meri kasam, aap maa se kuchh nahi bologi
Mala- dur hat kameene..... aaj maaf kar rahi hoon, aage se aisi harqat mere sath karne ki sapne me bhi socha na toh poore gaanv ke saamne tujhe nanga kar dungi
Ramu samajh gaya tha ki josh me aake vo apne hosh kho baitha tha.... Nashe me ramu ne bahot badi galti ki thi, ramu apne aap ko gariyate hue apne ghar aa jaata hai
Savita ghar ke darwaze par khadi ramu ki raah dekh rahi thi
Savita- ramu kahan chala gaya tha? Ye koi samay hai ghar aane ka
Ramu- maa mujhe bhookh lagi hai , kuchh khaane ko do pehle.... Main bada ho gaya hoon baccha nahi hoon jo tere har sawal ka jawab dunga....
Mala ke thappad aur baaton se ramu gusse me tha aur ye koi pehli baar nahi tha ki ramu apni maa par gussa kar raha tha, hamesha ramu apni maa par hi saara gussa ugalta tha par savita uske gusse ka kabhi bura nahi maanti thi
Ramu haath-muh dhoke khaana khaane baith gaya
Ramu- maa meri peeth dard ho rahi hai....
Savita- jab tu sone jayega tab main teri peeth ki maalish kar dungi
Ramu khaana khaata hai aur savita apne bete ko dekhti rehti hai aur khaana khaane ke baad ramu apna haath-muh dhoke aangan me khatiye par sone aa jaata hai
Tabhi savita sarso ki तेल ki bottle leke aati hai
Savita- ramu chal jaldi se apna kurta उतार
Ramu apni maa ki baat maan ke apna kurta उतार deta hai , jaise hi ramu ki chaudi mardana chhati savita ke aankhon ke saamne aati hai toh savita ki nazar sharam ke maare apne aap hi niche jhuk jaati hai
Savita hamesha se hi apne pati murli ki chhavi apne bete ramu me dekhti aayi thi , ramu apne baap murli ki tarah hi ek hatta katta mard ban gaya tha ya aisa bhi keh sakte hain ki ramu apne baap murli se bhi zyada balwan aur takatwar ban gaya tha 24 saal ki umar me.... Ramu jab 4 saal ka tabhi murli guzar gaya aur jaise-jaise ramu bada hota gaya waise-waise savita apne bete ramu se hi aakarshit hoti gayi isliye savita ne kabhi kisi dusre gair mard se samabandh nahi banaye.
Savita dil hi dil me ye chahti thi ki ramu usse baat kare par ramu din raat kheton me hi apna paseena bahake mehnat karta rehta tha , savita hamesha ramu se baat karne ka koi na koi bahana khojti rehti thi aur bahane se uske shareer ko chhu bhi liya karti thi , ramu ko chhune bhar se hi savita ko jo sukh milta tha vo bas savita hi jaanti thi
Ramu khatiya par late jaata hai aur savita uske bagal me baith jaati hai aur apne haathon me तेल lekar halke-halke haathon se ramu ki peeth ki maalish karne lagti hai
Ramu- aahhhh maa bahot dard ho raha hai maa.... Thoda dum lagake kar maa...
Savita- kaise dum lagake karu lalla!! Mujhse theek se baitha bhi nahi ja raha....
Ramu- maa meri kamar par baith ja aur phir acchhe se dum lagake kar
Savita- lalla teri kamar toot gayi toh...
Ramu- meri haddiyan bahot majboot hain maa.... Tu baith Kuch nahi hoga mujhe
Savita- haye lalla.... Nahi main nahi baith sakti.... Kuchh ho gaya toh saara dosh tu mujhe hi dega
Ramu- maa tujhe apne doodh par bharosa nahi hai kya.... Meri haddiyan tere doodh ki bani hain , kuch bhi nahi hoga.... Tu baitha ja meri kamar par jaldi se
Ramu ke muh se apne doodh ki baat sunke savita ki dono jaanghon ke beench ajeeb si bijli दौड़ jaati hai jisse uski chut me ras aane lagta hai , aaj saalon baad pehli baar uski chut se apne aap hi ras nikal aaya tha
Savita jaldi se apni mastani chaudi gaand uthake ramu ki kamar par baith jaati hai aur daba-dabakar maalish karne lagti hai
Savita- tu itna kaam kyu karta hai lalla.... Thoda aaraam bhi kiya kar. Jab dekho tab apne bapu ki tarah kheton me laga rehta hai. Duniya me aur bhi bahot kuchh hai
Ramu- jaise?
Savita- teri behen ab 25 saal ki ho gayi hai uski shadi ki umar bhi dhere dhere nikal rahi hai
Ramu- maa bela ki shadi main is saal hi karunga vo bhi badi धूमधाम se....
Savita- sach..... aur main teri maa mujhe..... Itna kehke savita chup ho jaati hai
Ramu pichhe dekhkar- tujhe kya maa?
Savita ka chehra laal ho jaata hai
Savita- mere liye 1-2 saree hi le aata bazar se....
Ramu- maa jab शहर jaunga toh tere liye 1-2 kya poore 4 saree leke aaunga alag-alag rangon ki....
Savita dhere-dhere apne bete ramu ki peeth ki maalish karti hai aur kab dono ko neend aa jaati hai pata nahi chalta....
Subah savita ki aankh khulti hai toh vo khud ko ramu ki baahon me chipki hui paati hai , savita ki chhati se saree hati hui thi aur ramu ka muh savita ki badi-badi chuchiyon ki darar me tha.... Ye dekh Savita ek jhatke ke sath ramu se dur hoke uske chehre ko dekhti hai , ramu ko dekhkar savita ko lagta hai vo gehri neend me hai aur ye sab bas neend me hui ek ghatna hai....
Phir Savita uthke chali jaati hai aur uske jaane ke 1 ghante baad ramu ki neend khulti hai
Ramu apni ghar ki taraf aa raha hota hai, gaanja phookne ki wajah se uska dimaag kaam nahi kar raha tha, raaste me usko Jaggu ki maa mala ka khyal aaya. Jaggu kheton me gaanja phook ke jhogdi me so raha tha aur mala ghar par akeli thi , ramu ne socha ki shayad mala ke sath koi baat ban jaye isliye vo Jaggu ke ghar aa jaata hai
Ramu bina darwaza khatkaye hi ghar ke andar aa jaata hai
Mala- arre ramu tum is waqt....??
Ramu- Jaggu kahan hai kaki?
Mala- vo toh abhi tak ghar nahi aaya....
Ramu ghoor-ghoorke mala ki badi-badi तोपों ko dekhne lagta hai, mala uski nazar ka pichha karti hai aur sakpaka jaati hai ki aise kya dekha raha hai....
Ramu mala ki aankhon me aankhein daalkar uski badi-badi chuchiyon ko kisi darinde ki tarah ghoor raha tha, isse pehle mala koi harqat karti , ramu bina kuchh bole jaldi se mala ko darwaze se satake apni chaudi chhati se laga leta hai
Mala- ahhhh chhod , kya ho gaya hai tujhe , pagal toh nahi ho gaya tu ramu ?
Ramu- haan main pagal ho gaya hoon........ Aur aisa bolte hi ramu mala ke gaalon ko choomne lagta hai
Mala- aahhhh chhod ramu beta, kya ho gaya hai tujhe?
Ramu mala ki ek nahi sunta aur uske raseele honthon par apne honth rakh deta hai aur kisi darinde ki tarah mala ke honthon ko chusne lagta hai
Mala ke muh se bas "mmmm mmmm" awaj nikal rahi thi , tabhi mala ne jhatke se ramu ko jor se dhakka diya jisse ramu ka haath mala ki kamar se hat gaya aur ramu mala se alag ho gaya
Tabhi achanak ghar me Jaggu aa gaya....
Jaggu- arre ramu, tu apne ghar nahi gaya?
Ramu ka toh jaise poora nasha hi utar gaya
Ramu- vo main yahan kaki se dahi lene aaya tha....
Mala- Jaggu beta dahi khatam ho gayi hai, zara apni dukaan khol ke dahi leke aa....
Jaggu- main abhi leke aaya maa....
Jaggu ke jaane ke baad mala aage aake chataak!! se ek chaanta ramu ke gaal par jad deti hai
Mala- kameene tujhse thoda has ke baat kya kar li tu toh hawas ke bhookhe kutte ki tarah mere hi uppar chadhne laga.... Ruk abhi teri maa ko tere baare me batati hoon
Ramu ki jaise gaand fat gayi vo turant mala ka haath pakad leta hai - nahi kaki , mujhe pata nahi kya ho gaya tha, bhool ho gayi mujhse maaf kar do , aage se aisi galti nahi hogi, maa se kuch mat bolo is baare me....
Mala apne ghar se bahar nikal jaati hai aur ramu ke ghar ki taraf jaane lagti hai
Ramu phir se jaake pichhe se mala ka haath pakad leta hai- nahi kaki aapko meri kasam, aap maa se kuchh nahi bologi
Mala- dur hat kameene..... aaj maaf kar rahi hoon, aage se aisi harqat mere sath karne ki sapne me bhi socha na toh poore gaanv ke saamne tujhe nanga kar dungi
Ramu samajh gaya tha ki josh me aake vo apne hosh kho baitha tha.... Nashe me ramu ne bahot badi galti ki thi, ramu apne aap ko gariyate hue apne ghar aa jaata hai
Savita ghar ke darwaze par khadi ramu ki raah dekh rahi thi
Savita- ramu kahan chala gaya tha? Ye koi samay hai ghar aane ka
Ramu- maa mujhe bhookh lagi hai , kuchh khaane ko do pehle.... Main bada ho gaya hoon baccha nahi hoon jo tere har sawal ka jawab dunga....
Mala ke thappad aur baaton se ramu gusse me tha aur ye koi pehli baar nahi tha ki ramu apni maa par gussa kar raha tha, hamesha ramu apni maa par hi saara gussa ugalta tha par savita uske gusse ka kabhi bura nahi maanti thi
Ramu haath-muh dhoke khaana khaane baith gaya
Ramu- maa meri peeth dard ho rahi hai....
Savita- jab tu sone jayega tab main teri peeth ki maalish kar dungi
Ramu khaana khaata hai aur savita apne bete ko dekhti rehti hai aur khaana khaane ke baad ramu apna haath-muh dhoke aangan me khatiye par sone aa jaata hai
Tabhi savita sarso ki तेल ki bottle leke aati hai
Savita- ramu chal jaldi se apna kurta उतार
Ramu apni maa ki baat maan ke apna kurta उतार deta hai , jaise hi ramu ki chaudi mardana chhati savita ke aankhon ke saamne aati hai toh savita ki nazar sharam ke maare apne aap hi niche jhuk jaati hai
Savita hamesha se hi apne pati murli ki chhavi apne bete ramu me dekhti aayi thi , ramu apne baap murli ki tarah hi ek hatta katta mard ban gaya tha ya aisa bhi keh sakte hain ki ramu apne baap murli se bhi zyada balwan aur takatwar ban gaya tha 24 saal ki umar me.... Ramu jab 4 saal ka tabhi murli guzar gaya aur jaise-jaise ramu bada hota gaya waise-waise savita apne bete ramu se hi aakarshit hoti gayi isliye savita ne kabhi kisi dusre gair mard se samabandh nahi banaye.
Savita dil hi dil me ye chahti thi ki ramu usse baat kare par ramu din raat kheton me hi apna paseena bahake mehnat karta rehta tha , savita hamesha ramu se baat karne ka koi na koi bahana khojti rehti thi aur bahane se uske shareer ko chhu bhi liya karti thi , ramu ko chhune bhar se hi savita ko jo sukh milta tha vo bas savita hi jaanti thi
Ramu khatiya par late jaata hai aur savita uske bagal me baith jaati hai aur apne haathon me तेल lekar halke-halke haathon se ramu ki peeth ki maalish karne lagti hai
Ramu- aahhhh maa bahot dard ho raha hai maa.... Thoda dum lagake kar maa...
Savita- kaise dum lagake karu lalla!! Mujhse theek se baitha bhi nahi ja raha....
Ramu- maa meri kamar par baith ja aur phir acchhe se dum lagake kar
Savita- lalla teri kamar toot gayi toh...
Ramu- meri haddiyan bahot majboot hain maa.... Tu baith Kuch nahi hoga mujhe
Savita- haye lalla.... Nahi main nahi baith sakti.... Kuchh ho gaya toh saara dosh tu mujhe hi dega
Ramu- maa tujhe apne doodh par bharosa nahi hai kya.... Meri haddiyan tere doodh ki bani hain , kuch bhi nahi hoga.... Tu baitha ja meri kamar par jaldi se
Ramu ke muh se apne doodh ki baat sunke savita ki dono jaanghon ke beench ajeeb si bijli दौड़ jaati hai jisse uski chut me ras aane lagta hai , aaj saalon baad pehli baar uski chut se apne aap hi ras nikal aaya tha
Savita jaldi se apni mastani chaudi gaand uthake ramu ki kamar par baith jaati hai aur daba-dabakar maalish karne lagti hai
Savita- tu itna kaam kyu karta hai lalla.... Thoda aaraam bhi kiya kar. Jab dekho tab apne bapu ki tarah kheton me laga rehta hai. Duniya me aur bhi bahot kuchh hai
Ramu- jaise?
Savita- teri behen ab 25 saal ki ho gayi hai uski shadi ki umar bhi dhere dhere nikal rahi hai
Ramu- maa bela ki shadi main is saal hi karunga vo bhi badi धूमधाम se....
Savita- sach..... aur main teri maa mujhe..... Itna kehke savita chup ho jaati hai
Ramu pichhe dekhkar- tujhe kya maa?
Savita ka chehra laal ho jaata hai
Savita- mere liye 1-2 saree hi le aata bazar se....
Ramu- maa jab शहर jaunga toh tere liye 1-2 kya poore 4 saree leke aaunga alag-alag rangon ki....
Savita dhere-dhere apne bete ramu ki peeth ki maalish karti hai aur kab dono ko neend aa jaati hai pata nahi chalta....
Subah savita ki aankh khulti hai toh vo khud ko ramu ki baahon me chipki hui paati hai , savita ki chhati se saree hati hui thi aur ramu ka muh savita ki badi-badi chuchiyon ki darar me tha.... Ye dekh Savita ek jhatke ke sath ramu se dur hoke uske chehre ko dekhti hai , ramu ko dekhkar savita ko lagta hai vo gehri neend me hai aur ye sab bas neend me hui ek ghatna hai....
Phir Savita uthke chali jaati hai aur uske jaane ke 1 ghante baad ramu ki neend khulti hai
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Ramu uthke naha dhoke naashta karke apne kheton me aa jaata hai.... Kheton me kaam karne ke baad ramu Jaggu ke sath haweli chala jaata hai
Haweli se ramu aur Jaggu jeep se शहर jaate hain score karne ke liye, vo dono waisa hi karte hain jaisa hariya ne sikhaya tha aur score karke drugs se bhara bag haweli leke aate hain
Hariya bahot khush hota hai ye dekh ke ki dono ne koi galti nahi ki aur maal(drugs) ekdum sahi salahmat haweli tak aa gaya
Phir dono apne-apne kheton me kaam karne aa jaate hain
Ramu apne kheton ke paas ek कूँवे par haath muh dhone lagta hai tabhi ramu ko ratna chachi apni gaand matakate nazar aati hai , ratna uske kheton ki taraf hi aa rahi thi
Ratna aaj akeli hi aayi thi apni गायों ko sath nahi layi thi
Ramu- kya baat hai chachi aaj tum akeli aayi ho ? Mera matlab apni गायों ko charane nahi layi
Ratna- chanda le gayi hai गायों ko नदी par.... Main toh yahan aam तोड़ने aayi thi , Achha hua tu mil gaya....mere liye kuchh kacche aam तोड़ de
Ramu ratna ko uppar se niche tak dekhne lagta hai aur sochta hai- sali khud toh paka pakaya aam hai, jitna nichodo utna kam
ratna ramu ke aankhon ki garmi भाप jaati hai - kya hua nahi तोड़ना toh bol ?
ramu- arre nahi chachi aapko nahi dunga toh kisko dunga
ratna- bada aaya dene wala, chal jaldi se kacchi wali तोड़ना
ramu- arre chachi jo maza paki cheej me hai vo kacchi me nahi
ratna- acchha.... Tujhe kaise pata??
ramu- lo kar lo baat.... Pake hue aam ko daba-dabake chusne me kitna maza aata hai
ratna- beta kacchi cheej kitna maza deti hai, चटकारे maarte reh jaata hai insaan....
ramu- mujhe toh mote-mote pake hue aam bahot pasand hain
ratna- tujhe kya kya pasand hai main jaanti hoon... jyada baatein na bana jaldi kar chal
ramu- chachi jaldi ka kaam shaitan ka , dhere-dhere me jo maza hai vo jaldi me kahan
Ratna gadraye hue jism ki behad garam aurat thi aur aisi double meaning baatein karna usko behad pasand tha, ratna ka pati hariya toh zyada khyal rakhta nahi tha ratna ka, hariya din me Seth hiralal ke sath haweli me hota aur raat me apne kheton me hi so jaata, ramu aur hariya waise toh padosi hain par dono ghar me zyada banti nahi hai....
ratna ramu ko ghoorne lagti hai- mera kaam karta hai ya nahi..???
ramu- Main toh kabhi se aapka kaam karne.... Mera matlab aap hi mujhe baaton me uljha rahi ho.... Chalo chachi jaldi se edhar aao....
ratna- kya matlab?
ramu- arre chachi main aapko uppar uthata hoon , Aap apne hisaab se kacche wale aam तोड़ lo.
ratna ramu ke aage aati hai aur ramu ratna ki kamar pakad ke usko uppar utha leta hai
ramu- badi भारी ho gayi ho tum chachi....
ratna- bas nikal gaya dum... Bada mard banta phirta hai , do pal ke liye toh sambhaal nahi paya ..... apni joru ko kya sambhaalega
ramu gusse me ratna ko aur uppar utha leta hai jisse ratna ko moti matke jaisi gaand ramu ke muh ke saamne aa jaati hai , ratna kacche aam todne lagti hai aur ramu ratna ke mote-mote chutadon ko itne paas se dekhne lagta hai ki uske muh me paani aa jaata hai , kal se reh-reh ke ramu ka lund jhatke khaye ja raha tha , ramu se raha nahi jaata aur vo apna muh ratni ke chutadon ki darar me ghusa deta hai
ramu ki is harqat se ratna ka jism काँप jaata hai aur uske haath me aaye hue aam bhi niche gir jaate hain , ratna kisi tarah khud ko sambhaal leti hai par ramu kahan maanne wala tha vo apne muh ko ratna ki gaand ki darar me aur jor se daba deta hai
ratna- aahhhh नासपीटे, kya kar raha hai?? Main niche gir jaungi....
ratna khud ko sambhaal nahi paati aur chhatpatane lagti hai,
Ramu (maan me) - sali bahot chhatpata rahi hai abhi batata hoon tujhe
aur phir ramu ratna ko chhod deta hai aur vo धड़ाम se niche gir jaati hai
ratna- Haye re satyanash ho tera.... Aahhhhh maa dard ho raha hai
ramu ratna ke pairon ke paas baith jaata hai- kahan lagi chachi ? Mujhe dekhne do
ratna- aahhh dur hat मुऐ....
ramu- chachi dekhne toh do , kahin gehri chot toh nahi lagi tujhe??
ratna dard ke maare sisak rahi thi....ramu dhere dhere ratna ki saree uppar karne lagta hai
ratna- aaaaa maa kya kar raha hai ramu?
ramu- chup baitho chachi....dekhne toh do mujhe,
ratna- aahhh maa bahot dard ho raha hai
ramu ratna ki saree ko uski jaangha tak chadha deta hai ratna ki टांगें bilkul gori aur chikni thi ekdum makkhan ki tarah , par vo usse zyada saree uppar nahi karta kyunki ratna ne apni saree pakad rakhi thi , Ramu halke-halke ratna ki maalish karne lagta hai , kuch hi samay me ratna ki halki cheekhein siskiyon me badal jaati hai
ratna- aahhhhh haan ramu bahot aaraam mil raha hai aahhhh
ramu ka haath ratna ki jaangha se chhune laga tha jisse ratna ko reh-reh ke jhatka lag raha tha
Ratna- mujhe ghar jaana hai ramu.... Aisa kehke vo uth jaati hai aur phir se baith jaati hai.... Ratna ko dard bilkul bhi saha nahi ja raha tha
ramu- chachi aisa karte hain ki main aapko uthake ghar le chalta hoon
ratna- nahi main khud chali jaati hoon... Aisa bolke ratna phir se uthke baith jaati hai kyunki dard ke maare vo jaise hi kadam uthati toh usko bahot jor se dard hota
ramu ab ratna se poochhta nahi , vo uski peeth par ek haath rakh deta hai aur dursa haath uski moti gaand ke niche rakh ke usko apni godi me utha leta hai , ratna girne ke dar se apne dono haath ramu ki gardan me daal deti hai , phir ramu aise hi ratna ko leke uske ghar ki taraf chal deta hai....
Dhoop bahot tej thi isliye gaanv ke sabhi log ghar ya kheton me the, ratna ko bhi kisi ke dekhne ka dar nahi tha.... Ramu ki ungliyan ratna ki moti gaand par chhu rahi thi , ratna ko nasha sa chhane laga tha, ratna ko ye dekh यकीन nahi ho raha tha ki ramu ne badi aasaani se usko apni godi me utha liya hai
ramu- chachi tum toh badi halki ho mujhe laga भारी hogi!
ratna- abhi toh bol raha tha bahot भारी hoon main....
ramu- arre chachi tab maine tujhe sahi tarah se nahi liya tha na
ratna ek mukka ramu ki chhati par jad deti hai aur kuchh hi samay me ratna ka ghar aa jaata hai
ratna- andar Chalke kuch खा-पी le
ramu- nahi chachi mujhe kheton me bahot kaam hai abhi
ratna- arre kam se kam apni chachi ka doodh toh peete ja.... Ratna bolna kuch chahti thi aur bol kuch aur hi gayi
ramu- nahi chachi aaj nahi... Agli dafa aaunga toh aapka doodh bhi piyunga aur aapke doodh ki malayi bhi khaake jaunga....
ratna apne haath se thappad ka ishara karke dikhati hai toh ramu wahan se bhaag jaata hai
Ramu uthke naha dhoke naashta karke apne kheton me aa jaata hai.... Kheton me kaam karne ke baad ramu Jaggu ke sath haweli chala jaata hai
Haweli se ramu aur Jaggu jeep se शहर jaate hain score karne ke liye, vo dono waisa hi karte hain jaisa hariya ne sikhaya tha aur score karke drugs se bhara bag haweli leke aate hain
Hariya bahot khush hota hai ye dekh ke ki dono ne koi galti nahi ki aur maal(drugs) ekdum sahi salahmat haweli tak aa gaya
Phir dono apne-apne kheton me kaam karne aa jaate hain
Ramu apne kheton ke paas ek कूँवे par haath muh dhone lagta hai tabhi ramu ko ratna chachi apni gaand matakate nazar aati hai , ratna uske kheton ki taraf hi aa rahi thi
Ratna aaj akeli hi aayi thi apni गायों ko sath nahi layi thi
Ramu- kya baat hai chachi aaj tum akeli aayi ho ? Mera matlab apni गायों ko charane nahi layi
Ratna- chanda le gayi hai गायों ko नदी par.... Main toh yahan aam तोड़ने aayi thi , Achha hua tu mil gaya....mere liye kuchh kacche aam तोड़ de
Ramu ratna ko uppar se niche tak dekhne lagta hai aur sochta hai- sali khud toh paka pakaya aam hai, jitna nichodo utna kam
ratna ramu ke aankhon ki garmi भाप jaati hai - kya hua nahi तोड़ना toh bol ?
ramu- arre nahi chachi aapko nahi dunga toh kisko dunga
ratna- bada aaya dene wala, chal jaldi se kacchi wali तोड़ना
ramu- arre chachi jo maza paki cheej me hai vo kacchi me nahi
ratna- acchha.... Tujhe kaise pata??
ramu- lo kar lo baat.... Pake hue aam ko daba-dabake chusne me kitna maza aata hai
ratna- beta kacchi cheej kitna maza deti hai, चटकारे maarte reh jaata hai insaan....
ramu- mujhe toh mote-mote pake hue aam bahot pasand hain
ratna- tujhe kya kya pasand hai main jaanti hoon... jyada baatein na bana jaldi kar chal
ramu- chachi jaldi ka kaam shaitan ka , dhere-dhere me jo maza hai vo jaldi me kahan
Ratna gadraye hue jism ki behad garam aurat thi aur aisi double meaning baatein karna usko behad pasand tha, ratna ka pati hariya toh zyada khyal rakhta nahi tha ratna ka, hariya din me Seth hiralal ke sath haweli me hota aur raat me apne kheton me hi so jaata, ramu aur hariya waise toh padosi hain par dono ghar me zyada banti nahi hai....
ratna ramu ko ghoorne lagti hai- mera kaam karta hai ya nahi..???
ramu- Main toh kabhi se aapka kaam karne.... Mera matlab aap hi mujhe baaton me uljha rahi ho.... Chalo chachi jaldi se edhar aao....
ratna- kya matlab?
ramu- arre chachi main aapko uppar uthata hoon , Aap apne hisaab se kacche wale aam तोड़ lo.
ratna ramu ke aage aati hai aur ramu ratna ki kamar pakad ke usko uppar utha leta hai
ramu- badi भारी ho gayi ho tum chachi....
ratna- bas nikal gaya dum... Bada mard banta phirta hai , do pal ke liye toh sambhaal nahi paya ..... apni joru ko kya sambhaalega
ramu gusse me ratna ko aur uppar utha leta hai jisse ratna ko moti matke jaisi gaand ramu ke muh ke saamne aa jaati hai , ratna kacche aam todne lagti hai aur ramu ratna ke mote-mote chutadon ko itne paas se dekhne lagta hai ki uske muh me paani aa jaata hai , kal se reh-reh ke ramu ka lund jhatke khaye ja raha tha , ramu se raha nahi jaata aur vo apna muh ratni ke chutadon ki darar me ghusa deta hai
ramu ki is harqat se ratna ka jism काँप jaata hai aur uske haath me aaye hue aam bhi niche gir jaate hain , ratna kisi tarah khud ko sambhaal leti hai par ramu kahan maanne wala tha vo apne muh ko ratna ki gaand ki darar me aur jor se daba deta hai
ratna- aahhhh नासपीटे, kya kar raha hai?? Main niche gir jaungi....
ratna khud ko sambhaal nahi paati aur chhatpatane lagti hai,
Ramu (maan me) - sali bahot chhatpata rahi hai abhi batata hoon tujhe
aur phir ramu ratna ko chhod deta hai aur vo धड़ाम se niche gir jaati hai
ratna- Haye re satyanash ho tera.... Aahhhhh maa dard ho raha hai
ramu ratna ke pairon ke paas baith jaata hai- kahan lagi chachi ? Mujhe dekhne do
ratna- aahhh dur hat मुऐ....
ramu- chachi dekhne toh do , kahin gehri chot toh nahi lagi tujhe??
ratna dard ke maare sisak rahi thi....ramu dhere dhere ratna ki saree uppar karne lagta hai
ratna- aaaaa maa kya kar raha hai ramu?
ramu- chup baitho chachi....dekhne toh do mujhe,
ratna- aahhh maa bahot dard ho raha hai
ramu ratna ki saree ko uski jaangha tak chadha deta hai ratna ki टांगें bilkul gori aur chikni thi ekdum makkhan ki tarah , par vo usse zyada saree uppar nahi karta kyunki ratna ne apni saree pakad rakhi thi , Ramu halke-halke ratna ki maalish karne lagta hai , kuch hi samay me ratna ki halki cheekhein siskiyon me badal jaati hai
ratna- aahhhhh haan ramu bahot aaraam mil raha hai aahhhh
ramu ka haath ratna ki jaangha se chhune laga tha jisse ratna ko reh-reh ke jhatka lag raha tha
Ratna- mujhe ghar jaana hai ramu.... Aisa kehke vo uth jaati hai aur phir se baith jaati hai.... Ratna ko dard bilkul bhi saha nahi ja raha tha
ramu- chachi aisa karte hain ki main aapko uthake ghar le chalta hoon
ratna- nahi main khud chali jaati hoon... Aisa bolke ratna phir se uthke baith jaati hai kyunki dard ke maare vo jaise hi kadam uthati toh usko bahot jor se dard hota
ramu ab ratna se poochhta nahi , vo uski peeth par ek haath rakh deta hai aur dursa haath uski moti gaand ke niche rakh ke usko apni godi me utha leta hai , ratna girne ke dar se apne dono haath ramu ki gardan me daal deti hai , phir ramu aise hi ratna ko leke uske ghar ki taraf chal deta hai....
Dhoop bahot tej thi isliye gaanv ke sabhi log ghar ya kheton me the, ratna ko bhi kisi ke dekhne ka dar nahi tha.... Ramu ki ungliyan ratna ki moti gaand par chhu rahi thi , ratna ko nasha sa chhane laga tha, ratna ko ye dekh यकीन nahi ho raha tha ki ramu ne badi aasaani se usko apni godi me utha liya hai
ramu- chachi tum toh badi halki ho mujhe laga भारी hogi!
ratna- abhi toh bol raha tha bahot भारी hoon main....
ramu- arre chachi tab maine tujhe sahi tarah se nahi liya tha na
ratna ek mukka ramu ki chhati par jad deti hai aur kuchh hi samay me ratna ka ghar aa jaata hai
ratna- andar Chalke kuch खा-पी le
ramu- nahi chachi mujhe kheton me bahot kaam hai abhi
ratna- arre kam se kam apni chachi ka doodh toh peete ja.... Ratna bolna kuch chahti thi aur bol kuch aur hi gayi
ramu- nahi chachi aaj nahi... Agli dafa aaunga toh aapka doodh bhi piyunga aur aapke doodh ki malayi bhi khaake jaunga....
ratna apne haath se thappad ka ishara karke dikhati hai toh ramu wahan se bhaag jaata hai
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