UPDATE 30
me soch raha tha ki ab kya kiya jaye. Kyuki abhi mujhe mami ke sath Bahar Jana hai or uper se ise phone bhi karna hai. Ab kya kiya jaye. Tabhi mujhe neeche se mami ki aawaj aane lagi vo mujhe bula rahi thi.
Main- ye itni jaldi ready ho gyi. Kya baat hai. Aaj to Kam se kam 1 ghanta le leti ready hone me. Lekin ye to 20 min. Me hi ready ho gyi. Ab kuch kiya bhi nahi ja sakta tha. Isliye maine phone ko rakha Jeb me or neeche pahuch gya.
Jaha mami badiya ready hoke khadi thi.
Mami- kaisi lag rahi hu me.
Main- mami kasam se aap kisi bhi angle se meri mami to bilkul nahi lag rahi hai. Ha meri badi bahen jarur lag rahi hai.
Mami- hat badmash kuch bhi bolta hai. Chal ab late ho rahe hai.
Uske baad me bahar gya or garage me gya. Jaha Maine dekha ki ek se badkar ek cars rakhi hui thi. Or delhi ka to aaplogo ko pata hi hai. Yaha per 3-4 cr. Ki car hona bhi koi badi baat nahi hai. Or mama ko bhi badiya cars ka shok hai. Isme Rolls-Royce jyada thi. Unke office Jane ke liye. Baki kuch hi cars thi jinhe me le ja sakta tha. Kyuki baki sabhi car to mama ki pasand ki hi thi. Like unhe office le jane ke liye.
Me abhi dekh hi raha tha ki mami baha aagyi.
Mami- kya hua car pasand nahi aai.
Main- mami car to sabhi badiya hai. Lekin ye sabhi cars office le jane layak hai. Shopping per konsi le chale.
Mami- baise ye baat bhi sahi hai. Ye sabhi tumhare mama ke office ke liye hi hai. Ab yaha or koi to car chalane wala hai nahi jise cars ka shok ho. Rahi baat surbhi ki to use Scotty bhi de do to vo usne bhi kush ho jati hai.
Main- bahi to ab aap hi pasand keejiye konsi le chale
Mami- baise inhe chala to loge na. Ya fir driver ko le chale.
Main- mami me sab chala lunga aap bas car batao.
Mami- theek hai ye wali le chalo. Baise iska naam kya hai.
Main- mami ye hai Rolls-Royce wraith.
Mami- badiya hai le chalo isi ko.
Maine uski key ko liya or ham dono usme baith gye. Or ham aage bad gye. Bakai me makkhan thi chalane me.
Main- ab bataiye kaha chalna hai.
Mami- hmmm CITYWALK chalo.
Maine destination Dali or us root per nikal pade. Raste me traffic kafi bad gya tha. Is time.isliye aaram se hi drive kar raha tha main. Or ham dono badiya music sunte hue aage bad rahe the. Karib 1 ghante me ham pahuch gye. Maine car ko park Kiya or fir ham pahuche mall me. Bakai me shandaar mall tha. Sabse pehle ham gye shopping ke liye. Maine sabhi ke liye badiya kapde select kiye. Jisme dadu mom mama mami Renu or surbhi shamil the. Bahi mami ne mere liye shopping ki. Badiya jeans t shirt shoes watch goggles. Sab liya unhone. Or Maine un sab ke liye. Or ab bari the lucky chirag or Prachi ke liye kuch lene ki.
Main- mami mujhe kuch suggestions chahiye aapke.
Mami- kis bare me.
Main- mami meri ek friend hai. Uske liye me kya lu. Or do ladke friends hai unke liye kya lu.
Mami- tumhe unki pasand bagera pata hai
Main- kuch khas nahi. Halaki Maine unse puchha tha to unhone kaha ki jo achha lage le aana.
Mami- dekho ladki friend ke liye to badiya si dress le lo. Baise uski koi photo bagera hai kya tunhare pass
Main- ek min. Dekhta hu. Hona to chahiye.
Maine apne phone me dekhna suru kiya to ek photo mil gyi ek group selfie ki. Jisme ham Charo the
Main- mami ye hai teeno.
Mami- ne photo dekhi or unhone shopkeeper ko kuch kaha or badiya dress dikhane ko kaha.
Or thodi hi der me usne alag alag variety ki dress lake dikha di. Jinme me to totally confuse ho gya kyuki sari dresses hi Kamal ki thi or inme Prachi to or bhi kamaal ki lagti. Lekin mami sath thi to unhone ek badiya gown select Kiya. Jo uski fitting ka bhi lag raha tha.
Main- wow mami nice choice.
Mami- to.manta hai ki nahi.
Main- bilkul.
Mami ne us gown ko pack karwaya.
Main- ab indono ke liye kya lu.
Mami- ye tu soch. Tere dost hai. Ladki ka problem Maine solve kar diya ab ladko ka tu kar.
Main- baise dono ko t shirts pehanne ka bahut shok hai.
Mami- jaruri thodi hai ki sabke liye kapde hi leke Jaya jaye.
Kuch or dekhlo like watch goggle ya fir bracelet bagera
Main- nice idea. Chalo to fir dekhte hai.
Uske baad hamne us shop ka bill payment Kiya. Maine hi sari cheezo ka bill diya sirf mami ne jo mere liye kapde or baki sab liya tha unko chhod kar. Halaki mami ne bahut kaha bill dene ke liye lekin main nahi mana or Maine bill de diya. Uske baad ham ek alag shop me gye or baha se maine dono ke liye mere jaisi hi same watch kharid li. Like ham teeno ki ek jaisi. Nishani ke tour per. Or Maine usi brand ki ek ladies watch bhi le li. Or fir maine uspe ham Charo ka naam likhwaya. Jaise meri watch per un teeno ka. Or prachi ki watch per han teeno ka. Aise hi Chirag ki watch per or lucky ki watch per bhi. Ye hamesha yaad rahegi sabko. Hamari shopping pori ho chuki thi. Uske baad hamne food court me Jake badiya lunch Kiya or apna din injoy Kiya. Lunch karne ke baad ham neech ja rahe the. Ki ek kone me meri najar gyi jaha per teen ladke ek ladki ko gher kar khade hue the. Or use paresan kar rahe the. Unke mind me jo chal raha tha vo bakai me khatarnaak tha. Isliye Maine un teeno ke mind ko control Kiya or unhe bahi per chipka diya. Like ki vo ab apni jagah se hil bhi nahi pa rahe the. Teeno hi apne hath or pair chalane ki kosis kar rahe the lekin vo usi jagah per chipak gye the. Or is mouke ka fayeda utha kar vo ladki bha se bhag gyi. Or vo baise hi chipke reh gye. Or jab kafi der tak nahi hil paye to chillane lage bachao bachao. To unki aawaj sunke baha logo ki bheed jam gyi. Or me or mami neech pahuch gye seedhe parking me. Uske baad baha kya hua I don't no. Hamne sare bages car me rakhe or nikal gye Ghar ki taraf. Ghar pahuchte pahuchte hame 4 baj gye the.
Ham jaise hi andar enter hue dono Jan sofe per baithi hui thi. Or hamare hatho me bags dekhkar kafi exited ho gyi ki kya laye ho.
Fir maine un dono ke liye jo shopping ki thi vo unhe de di. Jise pa kar vo dono bahut kush ho gyi or dono ne hi mujhe gale laga liya or mere dono taraf ke galo ko chum liya.
Main- bas karo ab. Pehan kar dikhao kaisa lag raha hai. Or fitting bagera theek hai ki nahi.
Renu- ha abhi aaye ham change karke.
Or dono hi bhag gyi apne kamre me. Or Maine mami ke liye jo liya tha vo bhi unko de diya. Or abhi Maine diya hi tha ki mama bhi aagye or begs dekhkar samaj gye ki kya majra hai
Mama- kya baat hai shopping vo bhi hamare bina
Main- ab kya kare mama aap to office nikal jate hai or ye dono clg bache ham dono to nikal liye aaj.
Mama- baise sorry yaar tumhe me time hi nahi de pa raha hu.
Main- koi baat nahi mama. Kaam pehle. Chalo ye sab chhodo or ye try karke dikhao. Maine liya hai aapke liye.
Mama- wow yaar nice. Abhi aaya me ise pehan kar.
Mami- ha lekin pehle fresh ho Lena.
Mama- ha ha. Me ho jaunga.
Or ye kehke vo bhi chale gye.or mami bhi chali gyi or me bhi. Badiy fresh hua.or neeche pahuch gya. Jo gifts Maine un teeno ke liye liye the unko Maine bahi kamre me rakh diya. Or mere liye jo mami ne shopping ki thi use bhi kamre me hi chhod diya.
Neeche pahucha to badiya coffee ready thi. Or me peene laga. Tabhi room se mama ready hoke nikle badiya suit pent tha. Fitting bhi badiya thi.
Or uper se vo dono bhi aagyi ready hoke.
Main- gajab lag rahe ho mama.
Mama- thanks bhanje. Kal yahi pahen kar jaunga office
Main- ha achha lagega.
Renu- or ham kaise lag rahe hai.
Mama- ek dum pariya
Main- bilkul. Mast lag rahi ho dono. Bahut hi pyari
Surbhi- thanks bro.
Main- your welcome sis.
Baise fitting bagera theek haina.
Renu- ha sab badiya hai. Or tumhari choice bhi.
Main- well thanks. Lekin is per mami ka haq jyada hai. Unhi ne ye suggest kiye the.
Renu- ohh thanks mami.
Surbhi- thanks mom.
Mami- welcome beta.
Chalo ab coffee pelo.
Uske baad sabne coffee ka lutf uthaya or hamne gappe start kar di.
Aaj ka din bahut badiy gya tha. Or ab mujhe Prachi ko call karne ki jarurat thi. Isliye me gya apne kamre me or seedha call lagaya Prachi ko. Lekin afsos ki phone band aaraha tha. Or jaha tak mujhe pata tha ye phone jaanbhuj kar band Kiya gya tha. Isliye maine use ek sorry ka msg bhej diya. Taki jab bo phone start kare mujhe pata chal jaye. Or Maine fir call Kiya seedha chiraag ko. Jo usne thodi hi ring me utha liya.
Chirag- kaisa hai bhai.
Main- ek dum mast tu bata. Kya haal hai. Or clg kaisa chal raha hai.
Chirag- sab badiya hai.baise tu kab aaraha hai bapis.
Main- yaar 2-3 din baad aaunga. Kyu kya hua
Chirag- kuch nahi bas teri yaad aarahi thi.
Main- ohhho kahi Tera test to nahi badal gya
Chirag- kya yaar kuch bhi bolta hai.
Main- are majak kar raha hu. Achha ye bata madam theek hai.
Chirag- ha yaad aaya kafi paresan thi kal or aaj to clg bhi nahi aai thi. Maine phone kiya to band aarhaa tha. Teri koi bat Hui kya usse.
. main- Abe yar kal me bhool gya use call karna. Uske pata nahi kitne misscall pade hue hai mobile me. Socha aaj call karu lekin aaj mami ne shopping per kheech liya. Or ab Jake free hua to socha call kar lu lekin band aaraha hai. Tu Jara usse baat karwa na meri.
Chirag- oohhhoo kya baat hai. Matlab aag dono traf lagi hui hai.
Main- Abe jayega ya nahi.
Chirag- theek hai bro jata hu. Baha pahuch kar tujhe call karunga me.
Main- theek hai. Baise clg me sab theek tha na.
Chirag- ha Bhai kiski himmat Jo hamse panga le sake.baki vo professor us din se bhadka hua hai aisa mujhe lag raha hai.
Main- ab maine uska kya bigaad diya.
Chirag- pata nahi bhai. Jab tu aayega ye matter tabhi samne aayega
Main- chal dekhte hai filhaal ja tu or usse meri baat karwa.
Chirag- theek hai bro jata hu.
Maine call cut Kar diya. Or socha jab tak uska call aata hai kyuna me khud hi baha ka round laga lu.
Ye soch kar main baitha or aankhe band karke clg or baki sabko dekhne laga kal ke din se ki kya kyavhua baha per.
Mujhe jo bhi dikha sab normal hi tha. Kahi koi lafda nahi hua. Sirf Prachi hi paresan thi. Uske mind ko thoda read Kiya to vo sirf mere call na aane ki bajah se paresan thi. Uske baad raat me bhi vo kafi paresan rahi kai baar call kiye mujhe usne. Lekin mera koi response hi nahi mila use. Jis bajah se usne phone band kar diya or deewar se de mara. Matlab phone tod diya. Isse pata chalta hai ki ladki kafi jiddi hai. Fir vo raat bhar soyi hi nahi. Bas apne toote phone ko hi dekhti rahi. Or subah uski haalat thodi kharab si ho gyi. Raat bhar na sone ki bajah se. Jis bajah se vo clg bhi nahi gyi. Or bas fir kuch nahi hua. Tabhi mere phone ki ring baji jisse mera dhyan hata. Maine dekha to chirag ka call tha. Maine received Kiya.
Main- ha pahuch gya
Chirag- ha Bhai pahuch gya lekin vo kamre se bahar hi nahi aarahi hai. Maine or aunty ne kitna bulaya lekin darwaja hi nahi khol rahi hai. Ab kya kru tu hi bata.
Main- ek kaam kar tera mobile kisi tarah uske kamre me pahucha de. Mera call on marke hi or loudspeaker on karke. Agar baat ban gyi to theek verna tera mobila to gya samaj Lena.
Chirag- pagal nahi hu main. Apna mobile nahi dalne bala andar me. Usne gusse me tod diya to kya karunga me. Ek kaam kar Bhai tu aaja or use Manae le.
Main- bro yaar samjha kar. Tere liya ek naya phone le dunga me. Lekin filhaal tu apna phone andar daal de.pls yaar.
Mere lakh manane per vo maan gya. Or usne darwaje ke neeche se phone ko sarka diya. Ab mujhe nahi pata tha ki use aawaj aarahi hogi ya nahi. Fir bhi maine bolna start kiya
Main- Prachi sorry yaar kal phone nahi kar paya. Sorry maaf kardo yaar. Vo kal actually Renu ne mera mobile chhipa diya tha. Silent karke. Jis bajah se me call hi nahi kar paya. Aaj jab usne mujhe mera phone lautaya tab jake maine tumhare miss call dekhe. Or jaise hi phone kiya tumhara phone band aaraha tha. Isiliye chirag ko bheja tumhare pass. Pls yaar baat karo mujhse.aise bajar to mat ho.
Main usko kafi der tak manata raha lekin usne koi bhi reply nahi diya.
Maine apni aankhe band karke baha ka najara liya to pata chala ki vo phone ko apne pass hi rakh kar sab sun rahi hai. Or apna muh teda kar rahi hai.
Main- ye muh teda karna band kar do ab achha nahi lag raha hai. Or baat karo mujhse. Verna me loute kar aaunga hi nahi. Yahi addmission le lunga.
Ye baat jaise hi usne suni turant hi bol padi
Prachi- khabardaar jo yaha bapis nahi aaye to. Tange tod dungi tumhari
Main- kyu aau bapis tum baat kar nahi rahi ho. To fir baha aake kya karunga main.
Prachi- ulta chor kotwal ko dante. Tum baat nahi kar rahe mujhse.pata by hai maine kal se kitne call kiye hai tumhe. Or tumne ek ka bhi jawab nahi diya.
Main- sorry yaar vo Prachi ne kal gusse me mera phone chhipa diya. Use kitna manaya tab Jane usne phone bapis Kiya. Mujhe no. Yaad bhi nahi tha Verna kisi or ke phone se kar leta.
Prachi- theek hai maaf Kiya. Baise kis baat per gussa thi tumse didi.
Main- kuch nahi use kal thoda jyada chida diya tha. Or majak majak me vo kab serious ho gyi pata hi nahi chala.
Prachi- buri baat. Koi aisa karta hai kya bado ke sath.
Main- I know ki nahi kiya jata lekin thodi hasi majak me mamla serious ho gya.
Prachi- chalo koi baat nahi unko sorry bola ki nahi.
Main- kal se sorry hi to bol raha hu. Tab Jake phone bapis mila hai.
Prachi- bahut achha kiya didi ne. Jo tumhra phone chhud liya. Bahut hi badiya saja di tumhe
Main- baise tumhe to pata hi hai ki mujhe phone ki jyada jarurat nahi padti hai. Vo to tumhe call karna tha isi liye itna sab Kiya. Verna me Jake ek naya phone le leta
Prachi- ha ha janti hu. Khair chhodo. Ye. Batao ki bapis kab aarahe ho. Man nahi lag raha tumhare bina..
Main- same here. Jaldi hi aaunga 2-3 Dino me.
Prachi- theek hai. Lekin aajana.
Main- ha aaunga nahi to kaha jaunga.
Prachi- baise koi friends bagera bane baha ki nahi
Main- kuch khas nahi.
Prachi- bahut achha kiya. Baha per banana bhi mat.
. main- kyu.
Prachi- aise hi. Maine keh diya so keh diya. Chalo ab rakho mujhe padna hai abhi.
Main- theek hai rakhta hu or ha uska phone tod mat dena bapis kar dena. Verna khamakha mujhe chuna lag jayega
Prachi- ha theek hai kar dungi bapis.
Uske baad bye bolke Maine phone kat kar diya. Or apna matha pakad kar Prachi ko sorry bola jhut bolne ke liye.
Tabhi mere Kano me kisi ki aawaj gunji. Or maine is taraf dekha to meri halat hi kharab hone lagi…….
To be countinue……………...
