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ThanksMast update Bhai
Nice
Nice start
ThanksMast update Bhai
Abhi to hero apni tapori bhasha me hi sab bol rela hai, baad me use apna ye tapori behaviour change karna padegaGhanghoor chudai wali estory lagti hai bc. Suruwat me hi chodam patki laga diye ju, uper se hinglish andaje se hi review dena padega ab, bole to ekdum jhakaas, aur dhasu, likh rahela hai bhidu, lage rahne ka, aise hi rapchik thread banate raho
Aur aise hi must story dete raho bhai
Nice startUpdate ~ 01
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Life aise hi chal rahi thi. Sab log apni jagah mast the. Kisi ko kisi cheez ka tention nahi tha. Sabse zyada apun maze me tha aur apun ke sath divya maze karti thi. Subah masti aur hangame se shuru hoti aur usi masti ke sath khatm bhi hoti.
Vidhi aur apun ka subah subah cold war aise hi chalta aa raha tha lekin ham dono me se kisi ne nahi socha tha ki ek subah isi masti mazaak me kuch aisa ho jayega jiski apun ne kalpna bhi na ki thi aur sirf apun hi kyo vidhi ne bhi nahi socha raha hoga.
Actually kahani ki asli shuruaat yahi se hui thi...
Gaav se Samar chacha ka phone aayla tha ki Sandhya di ke liye ek jagah rishte ki baat ki hai. Ghar pariwar thik hai aur ladka bhi thik hai lekin chacha chaahte the ki ek baar unke bade bhai aur bhabhi yaani apun ke mom dad bhi sab kuch dekh samajh le.
Samar chacha apne bade bhai aur bhabhi ko bahut maante the aur izzat karte the. Bhale hi wo gaav me sab kuch samhaalte the lekin shaadi sambandh jaise kaam kaaj ke liye wo apne bade bhai aur bhabhi ki salaah chahte the aur sath hi unki rajamandi bhi.
Dad bhi apne chhote bhai ko bahut chahte the is liye unhone phone par chacha se kaha ki wo time nikaal kar zarur aayenge.
Dad ne jab ye baat mom ko bataya to mom bhi khush hui aur unke sath jane ko taiyar hui. Unki dekha dekhi me Sonia di bhi gaav jane ko taiyar ho gai. Jabki company me business ki dekh rekh ke liye sakshi di ko dad ne bol diya tha.
Do din baad mom dad aur Sonia di car se gaav ke liye nikal gaye. Divya bhi jana chahti thi lekin jab usne dekha ki apun ne jane ki koi baat nahi ki hai to usne bhi zyada zor nahi diya tha.
Ab bangle me sakshi di ke alawa vidhi, divya aur apun hi bache the. Dad ne apun ko samjha diya tha ki unki gair haajiri me apun hi ab apni bahno ka khayaal rakhe. Apun ne haan bol diya tha but apun to apun tha.
Mom dad ke jane ke dusre din ki baat hai. Har roz ki tarah subah hui thi lekin aaj divya apun ko jaga nahi paai thi. Ya shayad vidhi time se pahle hi jaag gai thi.
Apun kabhi apne room ko andar se lock nahi karta tha aur yahich uske liye faayde ki baat hoti thi. Us subah jab wo chupke se apun ke room me enter hui to apun mast hathi ghode bech ke soya hua tha.
Apun ko ghanta pata nahi tha ki aaj subah apun ke sath kya hone wala hai. Apun to mast neend me tha aur mast sapna dekh rela tha jisme apun vidhi ki dost reena jindal ke sath college ke bathroom me maze kar rela tha.
Lauda sapne me apun ko kisi ke dekh lene ka ya waha aa jane ka koi dar nahi tha. Balki apun to usko ghodi bana ke mast pichhe se pele ja rela tha ki tabhi apun ke sapne me khalal pad gaya lauda.
Betichod kisi ne apun ke chehre par thanda paani udel diyela tha aur apun hadbada ke cheekhte huye uth gayela tha.
Baat agar sirf itni hi hoti shayad chal bhi jata lekin apun itna zor se cheekhte huye hadbadaya tha ki apun ke chehre par paani udel dene wali vidhi ki gaand fat gayeli thi aur dar ke mare wo apun ke upar hi gir gayeli thi.
Apun ko to pata bhi nahi tha ki wo laudi paani daalne se pahle tak apun ke upar hi chehre ke paas jhuki hui thi.
Apun jaise hi cheekhte huye hadbadaya to wo dar gai aur maare hadbada ke apun ke upar hi gir gai.
Lauda, wo giri to uska chehra apun ke chehre se halke se takraya aur fir jane kaise uske gulaab ki pankhudiyo ke maafik nazuk aur raseele hoth apun ke hotho se mil gaye.
Udhar uske boobs to betichod apun ke chaude seene me hi dhans gayele the.
Betichod, apun jo cheekhte huye hadbadaya tha wo aisa ho jane se sann rah gaya. Bole to ekdam freez hi ho gaya apun. Yahi haal vidhi ka bhi ho gayela tha.
Kuch der tak apan dono log ki situation aisich rahi. Udhar apun jo sapne me reena ko pele ja rela tha uski vajah se apun ka lauda fully tantanaya hua tha jo chaddar hat jane ki vajah se vidhi ki komal aur anchudi choot ke paas ja laga tha.
Fir jaise apan dono ko hosh aaya to apan dono hi hadbadaye. Udhar wo ek jhatke se apun ke upar se uth gai.
Uske gaal sharm se gulaabi hote chale gayele the.
Itne me hi uski saanse ukhad gayeli thi.
Apun se nazar nahi mila pa reli thi wo.
Abhi apun hakka bakka sa use dekh hi rela tha ki usne ek nazar apun ko dekha aur fir sharam ke maare kamre se bhaag gai.
Uske jate hi apun ko jhatka laga aur apun ne darwaze ki taraf dekha to ek aur jhatka laga apun ko.
Betichod darwaze par divya khadi thi. Pata nahi wo kab aa gayeli thi? Shayad apun ki cheekh sun ke uski aankh khul gayeli thi aur fir bhaag kar apun ke room ke paas aa gayeli thi. Andar ka nazara dekhte hi shayad wo but ban gayeli thi aur aankhe faade dekhe ja reli thi.
Apun se jab uski nazar mili to use hosh aaya. Pahle to wo hadbadai fir mysterious smile ke sath apun ke kareeb aai.
Apun ko samajh me nahi aa rela tha ki betichod ye kya lauda lahsun ho gaya aur ab divya ko kaise face kare apun?
Apun (Thoda jhijhak kar):- Wo..wo divya yaar pata nahi ye kaise ho gaya?
Divya (Smile ke sath):- Jaise bhi hua ho bhaiya..par ho to gaya na.?
Apun:- Haan par apun ko bhaari tension ho reli hai ab. Pata nahi wo chudail ab apun ke sath kya karwayegi?
Divya:- Don't worry. Wo kuch nahi karwayengi.
Apun (Hairani se):- Ye tu kaise kah sakti hai?
Divya (with smile):- Kyoki wo yaha se gusse me nahi balki smile ke sath sharmate huye gai hain. Iska matlab ye jo hua hai isse unhe bura nahi laga hai.
Apun (Shocked):- M..matlab??
Divya:- Ab itne bhi bhole na bano bhaiya. Aapko aapse zyada janti hu main.
Baat to sahi bol reli thi wo aur jab apun ne dekha ki ye sab hone ke baad bhi wo apun par gussa nahi hui hai to apun ka confidence pal me hi laut aaya lauda.
Khair, apun ignore karne ki koshish kar rela tha but lauda baar baar apun ke hotho par vidhi ke soft soft hoth feel ho rele the.
Divya:- Waise bhaiya, kaisa feel hua aapko?
Apun (Hadbada kar):- Kya matlab?
Divya (Has kar):- Aapko achhi tarah pata hai main aapse kya puch rahi hu. Ab naatak mat kijiye aur sach sach bataiye.
Sach to ye tha lauda ki apun ye soch ke hairaan ho rela tha ki aaj divya ko kya ho gayela hai? Matlab ki aise bina jhijhak ke wo is bare me apun se puch reli thi.
Aam taur par aisa kabhi nahi hua tha. Apan dono masti zarur karte the lekin in sab cheezo ke bare me kabhi koi baat nahi kiyele the apan log.
Divya:- Ab bataiye bhi. Kya sochne lage aap?
Apun:- Kuch nahi, aur ye tu kya puchh reli hai? Sharam nahi aati tujhe apne bade bhai se ye puchhne par? Chal ja, apun bhi ja rela hai fresh hone.
Divya ne kuch der apun ko mayoosi se dekha, fir muskurate huye chali gai. Apun ne bhi raahat ki saans li. Apun ka lauda to betichod kab ka shaanti se baith gayela tha.
Well, apun fresh hua aur fir thoda workout kiya. Uske baad apun niche breakfast karne ke liye aa gaya. Itne time ke bich lauda baar baar apun ko wahi sab yaad aa jata tha aur apun soch me pad jata tha ki ye kya bawashir ho gaya aaj?
Dining table par pahucha to dekha vidhi aur divya pahle se hi apni apni kursi par gaand rakhe baitheli thi. Jabki sakshi di kitchen me thi.
Apun se nazar milte hi vidhi ne sir jhuka liya aur pata nahi kyo sharmane lagi. Divya usi ko gaur se dekh reli thi. Apun ko thoda ajeeb to laga lekin fir chupchap apun apni kursi par baith gaya.
Divya (Shararat se):- Aaj ki morning kaisi rahi bhaiya? Aaj kuch alag feel hua ki nahi aapko?
Divya ki is baat se jaha vidhi buri tarah baukhla gai aur sharmane lagi wahi apun bhi thoda jhemp gaya. Fir apun ne divya ko ghoor kar dekha to wo halke se has kar chup ho gai.
Tabhi sakshi di kitchen se apan log ke liye breakfast le aai.
Sakshi di (Divya se):- Kise kaisa feel hua hai aaj divya?
Sakshi di ke puchne par divya thoda ghabra gai. Apun ki bhi ye soch ke gaand fat gayeli thi ki kahi divya unhe sach na bata de. Udhar vidhi ki haalat to jaise ro dene wali hi ho gayeli thi. Usne request karne ke andaz se divya ki taraf dekha.
Divya (Baat badal kar):- Kuch nahi di, aapko to pata hai ki every morning bhaiya aur vidhi di ek dusre ke sath kya karte hain. Waise to har roj bhaiya baazi maar lete hain lekin aaj vidhi di ne baazi maar li aur kya badhiya baazi maari hai inhone.
Divya ki aakhiri baat sun kar vidhi ne sharm se sir jhuka liya. Uske gaal kaano tak surkh ho gayele the. Apun ne ek baar fir ghoor kar divya ko dekha to is baar usne apun ko chidhaane ke andaz se apni bhaunho ko do baar uthaya giraya.
Sakshi:- In dono ka kuch nahi ho sakta. Pata nahi kab inka bachpana jaayega.
Well, baat samhal gai thi is liye apan log ne chupchap breakfast kiya. Sakshi di ne bhi apan log ke sath breakfast kiya.
College ka time hua to apan log ghar se nikle. Sakshi di ko aaj company jana tha is liye wo baad me dad ki car se jaane wali thi.
Vidhi har roj ki tarah apni scooty se nikal gai jab ki divya apun ke sath bike se jane lagi.
Raaste me divya ne subah huye matter ke bare me apun se fir puchha lekin apun me use is baar daant diya.
Actually apun ko bada ajeeb feel ho rela tha. Waise sach to ye tha ki apun ko mast feel ho rela tha lekin usko apne andar ka sach bata to nahi sakta tha na. Is liye divya ko daant kar chup kara diya tha apun ne.
Apun ke daatne par divya ne bura sa muh bana kar thoda pichhe khisak ke baith gayeli thi. Uske chhote size ke boobs jo abhi tak apun ki peeth me chubh rele the wo hat gayele the lauda.
College pahuch kar apun ne bike park ki. Uske baad apan dono apni apni class ki taraf chal diye. Divya thoda naraaj aur udaas thi. Apun ko achha nahi laga is liye apun ne soch liya ki waapsi me uska mood thik karne ke waaste kuch karega apun.
Class me ja ke apun har roj ki tarah apni sheet par ja baitha. Apun se thodi doori par vidhi baitheli thi. Usne ek nazar apun ko dekha aur fir sharma kar saamne dekhne lagi. Uska yu sharmana apun ke man me ajeeb feel kara rela tha. Dil dhak dhak karne lag ja rela tha lauda.
Apun ne dekha aaj class me apun ke dono khaas mutra....I mean khaas mitra Amit aur Sharad nahi aayle the. Apun ne bhi socha maa chudaye lauda apun ko kya matlab. Magar lauda time hi nahi kat rela tha. Vidhi par nazar pad jaati to betichod subah ka waakya yaad aa jata aur fir apun sochne pe majboor ho jata ki jo kabhi socha nahi tha apun ne wo kaise ho gaya lauda?
Anyway, Amit aur Sharad naam ke apun ke mutra...oh sorry (Ye lauda baar baar apun ke mukh se mutra kyo nikal ja rela hai be?) Haan to apun bata rela tha ki wo dono abhi tak nahi aayele the. Pata nahi dono kaha apni gaand marwa rele the.
Tabhi class me apun ke maal ki entry hui. I mean Amit ki sauteli bahan Anushka ki. Betichod aaj to saari pahan ke aayeli thi. Kya lag reli thi lauda.
Naabhi ke niche se saari pahen reli thi jisme uska gora chikna sapaat pet aur gahri naabhi saaf dikh reli thi. Man to kiya ki abhi ja ke uski naabhi me ungli ki jagah lauda daal de apun lekin chaah kar bhi aisa na kar saka (Lauda, class me apni beizzati thode na karwani thi).
Anushka aaj shuddh indian aurat lag reli thi. Saari ke pallu ko usne fold karke apne left kandhe me pin se fansa reli thi. Uske seene ke bade bade boobs deep neck wale blouj me kaid the jinke upar ka kuch hissa saaf dikh rela tha. Betichod class me sabhi laundo ki nigaahe uske boobs par hi ja tikeli thi. Us laudi ko bhi jaise iska pata tha but raand ko isse koi fark nahi pad rela tha.
Usne ek kaatil smile ke sath class me baithe sabhi launde laundiyo ko dekha aur fir ek nazar apun ko dekhne ke baad usne padhana shuru kar diya.
Apun ka dhyaan ghanta uske padhaane par nahi tha. Apun to aaj uski patli kamar, gora chikna sapaat pet, gahri naabhi, aur upar blouj ko faad kar baahar aane ko betaab bade bade doodh dekhne me hi kho gayla tha. Jab wo palat jaati to apun ki nazar uske pichhwade me tik jaati. Kya gaand thi laudi ki. Apun ka 12 inch ka lauda fully erect ho gayela tha. Shukar tha ki apun ke aage table thi warna laude ko adjust karna mushkil ho jata.
Tabhi apun chauka. Pata nahi kaise apun ki nazar Anushka ke bade bade boobs se hat kar vidhi par pad gayeli thi. Wo laudi apun ko ajeeb bhaav se dekh reli thi. Jaise hi apun ki nazar usse takraai apun hadbada gaya aur jhat se usse nazar hata kar Anushka ko dekhne laga. I mean wo jo padha reli thi us par focus karne laga. (Man me ek hi baat chal reli thi ki vidhi kya soch reli hogi apun ki is harkat se?)
Apun ne notice kiyela tha ki aaj uski friend reena bhi nahi aayeli thi. Apun ne chupke se mobile nikala, fir pahle Amit aur Sharad ko text kiya aur fir Reena ko (Ab ye mat puchna ki apun ke paas reena ka number kaise tha?)
Amit aur Sharad ka reply to na aaya lauda but Reena ka ek minute ke andar hi reply aa gaya.
Reena:- Oho Aaj tumne khud se msg kiya mujhe? Main sapna to nahi dekh rahi?
Apun (Man me):- Haan laudi sapne me roj apun se chudti bhi hogi...aur....aur aaj to subah sapne me apun bhi tere ko pel rela tha.
But apun ne aisa use likha nahi. Waise likh bhi deta to laudi apun par gussa na karti lekin haan vidhi ko zarur bata deti. Betichod apni har baat vidhi ko bata deti thi. Khair apun ne use msg type kiya.
Apun:- Aaj college kyo nahi aai tu?
Reena:- Abhi to chaar paanch din aur nahi aaungi.
Apun:- Aisa kyo?
Reena:- Thodi problem me hu.
Apun:- Kaisi problem?
Reena:- Sach bataau ya jhooth?
Apun (Chidh kar):- Abe jhooth kyo batayegi?
Reena:- Haan tumse kabhi koi jhooth nahi bolna chahti.
Apun:- Senti mat kar, aur sach bata kya problem ho gayeli hai tujhe?
Reena (Thodi der type karti rahi, fir uska msg aaya):- Actually wo..wo jo girls ko har mahine me problem hoti hai na...wahi problem ho gai hai mujhe.
Uska ye msg padh kar apun ke body me jhurjhuri si hui. Apun samajh gaya ki laudi ko period aaye huye hain. Fir bhi anjaan ban kar usse maza lene ka socha.
Apun:- Are saaf saaf bata na. Ye kya girls problem aur har mahine bol reli hai tu?
Reena (Shock emoji ke sath):- Kya sach me tumhe girls ki is problem ke bare ne nahi pata hai ya anjaan ban rahe ho?
Apun:- Dekh tujhe nahi batana to mat bata. Zyada bhaav mat kha. Apun ko nahi pata to nahi pata, that's it. Ab msg mat karna apun ko....bhakk.
Reena:- Sorry na, please gussa mat ho. Achha saaf saaf batati hu. Actually girls ko har mahine period aate hain aur chaar paanch din tak rahte hain jisme girls ko bahut problem rahti hai.
Apun:- Kis tarah ki problem rahti hai?
Reena:- Yaar thoda to samjho. Itne to na samajh nahi ho tum.
Apun:- Okay bye.
Apun ne jaan bujh kar gussa hone ka naatak kiya. Apun aaj usse khul ke maza lene ke mood me aa gayela tha magar tabhi apun ke maze me khalal pad gaya lauda.
Anushka:- Hey you, what are you doing? Dhyaan kaha hai tumhara? Main yaha padha rahi hu aur tum pata nahi kya kar rahe ho.
Anushka ki awaaz se apun ekdam hadbada gayela tha. Class ke baaki launde laundiya apun ko dekhne lag gayele the. Kuch dheeme se hasne lage the to kuch smile kar rele the.
Lauda apun ka to bheja hi ghoom gaya. Apun ne un sabko gusse se dekha to wo sab jhat se apni batteesi band kar ke samne dekhne lage. Magar idhar Anushka apun ko ab thoda gusse me ghoorne lag gayeli thi.
Anushka (Gusse se):- Get out from my class.
Betichod, apun ko gaand faad dene wala shock laga. Anushka ne apun par kabhi aisa gussa nahi kiya tha aur na hi apun ko kabhi class se baahar kiya tha.
Madarchod apun ki to jhaanthe hi sulag gai par apun jaanta tha ki is wakt use kuch bolna khud apun par hi bhaari pad jaana tha is liye apun chup chap kursi se utha aur usko gusse se ghoorte huye class se baahar nikal gaya. But...but akela nahi nikla tha apun. Sath me apna bag bhi le gayla tha. Matlab saaf tha ki ab apun ko college me hi nahi rahna tha lauda.
Anushka ne apun ko bag le jate dekha to use jhatka laga magar boli kuch nahi. Laudi samajh gayeli thi ki apun bhi gusse me hai.
Apun bag le kar parking ki taraf ja rela tha tabhi apun ka phone bajne laga lauda. Apun ne fully ignore kiya aur aage badhta hi raha.
Parking me pahuch kar apun apni bike par baitha aur usme chaabhi laga kar start kiya.
Tabhi fir se apun ka phone ring karne laga. Apun ne is baar bhi ignore kiya. Aise hi teen chaar baar hua magar lauda mobile baar baar ring hota hi raha. Tab gusse me aa kar apun ne jeb se mobile nikala aur bina uski screen par dekhe hi gusse me chillaya.
Apun (Gusse me):- Abe kaun hai bhosdi ke, dubara call kiya to gaand faad dega. Rakh lauda.
Apun ne gusse me bina screen par dekhe hi call cut kiya aur fir mobile ko jeb me daal kar bike aage dauda diya.
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Apun ek jagah paan wale ki dukaan me khada gusse me cigarette pe cigarette piye ja rela tha ki tabhi ek scooty aa kar apun ke paas ruki. Pahle to apun ne jyada dhyaan nahi diya lekin fir achanak hi apun ki nazar scooty par baithi jis ladki par padi use dekh apun ki gaand fat gai lauda.
Scooty par vidhi sawaar thi lauda. Apun ne usko dekha to hadbada kar jhat se cigarette door fenk di. Bheje me ek hi baat aayi ki aaj to apun gaya lauda. Ye zarur ghar walo ko bata degi ki apun cigrette pi rela tha. Magar nahi, tabhi apun ki aankhe faili.
Vidhi apun ko dekhe ja reli thi aur uski aankho se aansu bah rele the. Betichod ye naya hi bawashir ho gayla tha. Lauda samajh hi nahi aaya ki wo ro kyo reli hai?
Apun (Man me tension liye):- Are tu yaha? Aur tu ro kyo reli hai?
Vidhi (Ro hi padi laudi):- Tujhe isse kya? Tujhe to baaki kisi se koi fark hi nahi padta na?
Apun ke bheje me der se hi sahi magar baat ghusi. Apun ko kuch shak hua to apun ne fauran hi jeb se mobile nikala aur usme call list dekha.
Apun ye dekh ke chaunk gaya ki apun ko parking me baar baar call karne wali apun ki judwa bahan vidhi thi aur apun ne gusse me gaali bak diyela tha. Ye dekh ke apun ki ek baar fir gaand fat ke hath me aa gai lauda.
Apun ne vidhi ki taraf aisi shakl bana ke dekha jaise betichod apun ka sab kuch lut gayla ho. Udhar aankho me aansu liye wo apun ko hi dekhe ja reli thi. Fir ekdam se usne bina kuch kahe scooty ko dauda diya. Ye dekh apun chaunka. Bheje me ek hi baat aai ki apun ki us harkat se ya ye bole ki apun ki gaali sun ke wo bahut hurt hui hogi aur ab apun se baat nahi karna chahti thi.
Betichod, bada gussa aaya apun ko khud par. Par lauda ab kya ho sakta tha? Gun se nikli goli ke maafik baat to nikal gayeli thi aur ye siyapa ho gayela tha. Apun samajh gaya ki ab vidhi ko apne hath pair jod ke manana padega. Waise to apun aisa na bhi karta to fark nahi padta but aaj do baate aisi ho gayeli thi jo nahi honi chahiye thi lauda. Ek to apun ne usko gusse me gaali de diyela tha aur dusre, usne apun ko cigrette pite dekh liya tha.
Well, marta kya na karta. Apun ne paan wale ko cigrette ke paise diye aur bike se chal pada ghar ki taraf. Apun ne ye bhi dekh liya tha ki vidhi ne apna bag peeth me taang rakha tha. Matlab wo bhi college chhod ke aa gayeli thi.
To bhai log, samajh hi gaye hoge ki apun ke saamne bhaari problem aa gayeli hai. Ab aage kya hoyega apun ko ghanta nahi pata. So let's see...what can I do about it...lauda.
First update apun ne post kar diyela hai. Man laga ke padhne ka aur bhar bhar ke like comments thokte pelne ka. Tab tak apun next update ready karta hai...koi suggestion ho to bina soche samjhe apun ko bata dene ka...okay bye..see you later. (Hatt lauda, ye bhi bolna padega apun ko)
To be continued...
intezaar kar rahe hai next update ka The_InnoCent bhai....Next update will come soon guys..
Bahotahi funny start Diya haiUpdate ~ 01
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Life aise hi chal rahi thi. Sab log apni jagah mast the. Kisi ko kisi cheez ka tention nahi tha. Sabse zyada apun maze me tha aur apun ke sath divya maze karti thi. Subah masti aur hangame se shuru hoti aur usi masti ke sath khatm bhi hoti.
Vidhi aur apun ka subah subah cold war aise hi chalta aa raha tha lekin ham dono me se kisi ne nahi socha tha ki ek subah isi masti mazaak me kuch aisa ho jayega jiski apun ne kalpna bhi na ki thi aur sirf apun hi kyo vidhi ne bhi nahi socha raha hoga.
Actually kahani ki asli shuruaat yahi se hui thi...
Gaav se Samar chacha ka phone aayla tha ki Sandhya di ke liye ek jagah rishte ki baat ki hai. Ghar pariwar thik hai aur ladka bhi thik hai lekin chacha chaahte the ki ek baar unke bade bhai aur bhabhi yaani apun ke mom dad bhi sab kuch dekh samajh le.
Samar chacha apne bade bhai aur bhabhi ko bahut maante the aur izzat karte the. Bhale hi wo gaav me sab kuch samhaalte the lekin shaadi sambandh jaise kaam kaaj ke liye wo apne bade bhai aur bhabhi ki salaah chahte the aur sath hi unki rajamandi bhi.
Dad bhi apne chhote bhai ko bahut chahte the is liye unhone phone par chacha se kaha ki wo time nikaal kar zarur aayenge.
Dad ne jab ye baat mom ko bataya to mom bhi khush hui aur unke sath jane ko taiyar hui. Unki dekha dekhi me Sonia di bhi gaav jane ko taiyar ho gai. Jabki company me business ki dekh rekh ke liye sakshi di ko dad ne bol diya tha.
Do din baad mom dad aur Sonia di car se gaav ke liye nikal gaye. Divya bhi jana chahti thi lekin jab usne dekha ki apun ne jane ki koi baat nahi ki hai to usne bhi zyada zor nahi diya tha.
Ab bangle me sakshi di ke alawa vidhi, divya aur apun hi bache the. Dad ne apun ko samjha diya tha ki unki gair haajiri me apun hi ab apni bahno ka khayaal rakhe. Apun ne haan bol diya tha but apun to apun tha.
Mom dad ke jane ke dusre din ki baat hai. Har roz ki tarah subah hui thi lekin aaj divya apun ko jaga nahi paai thi. Ya shayad vidhi time se pahle hi jaag gai thi.
Apun kabhi apne room ko andar se lock nahi karta tha aur yahich uske liye faayde ki baat hoti thi. Us subah jab wo chupke se apun ke room me enter hui to apun mast hathi ghode bech ke soya hua tha.
Apun ko ghanta pata nahi tha ki aaj subah apun ke sath kya hone wala hai. Apun to mast neend me tha aur mast sapna dekh rela tha jisme apun vidhi ki dost reena jindal ke sath college ke bathroom me maze kar rela tha.
Lauda sapne me apun ko kisi ke dekh lene ka ya waha aa jane ka koi dar nahi tha. Balki apun to usko ghodi bana ke mast pichhe se pele ja rela tha ki tabhi apun ke sapne me khalal pad gaya lauda.
Betichod kisi ne apun ke chehre par thanda paani udel diyela tha aur apun hadbada ke cheekhte huye uth gayela tha.
Baat agar sirf itni hi hoti shayad chal bhi jata lekin apun itna zor se cheekhte huye hadbadaya tha ki apun ke chehre par paani udel dene wali vidhi ki gaand fat gayeli thi aur dar ke mare wo apun ke upar hi gir gayeli thi.
Apun ko to pata bhi nahi tha ki wo laudi paani daalne se pahle tak apun ke upar hi chehre ke paas jhuki hui thi.
Apun jaise hi cheekhte huye hadbadaya to wo dar gai aur maare hadbada ke apun ke upar hi gir gai.
Lauda, wo giri to uska chehra apun ke chehre se halke se takraya aur fir jane kaise uske gulaab ki pankhudiyo ke maafik nazuk aur raseele hoth apun ke hotho se mil gaye.
Udhar uske boobs to betichod apun ke chaude seene me hi dhans gayele the.
Betichod, apun jo cheekhte huye hadbadaya tha wo aisa ho jane se sann rah gaya. Bole to ekdam freez hi ho gaya apun. Yahi haal vidhi ka bhi ho gayela tha.
Kuch der tak apan dono log ki situation aisich rahi. Udhar apun jo sapne me reena ko pele ja rela tha uski vajah se apun ka lauda fully tantanaya hua tha jo chaddar hat jane ki vajah se vidhi ki komal aur anchudi choot ke paas ja laga tha.
Fir jaise apan dono ko hosh aaya to apan dono hi hadbadaye. Udhar wo ek jhatke se apun ke upar se uth gai.
Uske gaal sharm se gulaabi hote chale gayele the.
Itne me hi uski saanse ukhad gayeli thi.
Apun se nazar nahi mila pa reli thi wo.
Abhi apun hakka bakka sa use dekh hi rela tha ki usne ek nazar apun ko dekha aur fir sharam ke maare kamre se bhaag gai.
Uske jate hi apun ko jhatka laga aur apun ne darwaze ki taraf dekha to ek aur jhatka laga apun ko.
Betichod darwaze par divya khadi thi. Pata nahi wo kab aa gayeli thi? Shayad apun ki cheekh sun ke uski aankh khul gayeli thi aur fir bhaag kar apun ke room ke paas aa gayeli thi. Andar ka nazara dekhte hi shayad wo but ban gayeli thi aur aankhe faade dekhe ja reli thi.
Apun se jab uski nazar mili to use hosh aaya. Pahle to wo hadbadai fir mysterious smile ke sath apun ke kareeb aai.
Apun ko samajh me nahi aa rela tha ki betichod ye kya lauda lahsun ho gaya aur ab divya ko kaise face kare apun?
Apun (Thoda jhijhak kar):- Wo..wo divya yaar pata nahi ye kaise ho gaya?
Divya (Smile ke sath):- Jaise bhi hua ho bhaiya..par ho to gaya na.?
Apun:- Haan par apun ko bhaari tension ho reli hai ab. Pata nahi wo chudail ab apun ke sath kya karwayegi?
Divya:- Don't worry. Wo kuch nahi karwayengi.
Apun (Hairani se):- Ye tu kaise kah sakti hai?
Divya (with smile):- Kyoki wo yaha se gusse me nahi balki smile ke sath sharmate huye gai hain. Iska matlab ye jo hua hai isse unhe bura nahi laga hai.
Apun (Shocked):- M..matlab??
Divya:- Ab itne bhi bhole na bano bhaiya. Aapko aapse zyada janti hu main.
Baat to sahi bol reli thi wo aur jab apun ne dekha ki ye sab hone ke baad bhi wo apun par gussa nahi hui hai to apun ka confidence pal me hi laut aaya lauda.
Khair, apun ignore karne ki koshish kar rela tha but lauda baar baar apun ke hotho par vidhi ke soft soft hoth feel ho rele the.
Divya:- Waise bhaiya, kaisa feel hua aapko?
Apun (Hadbada kar):- Kya matlab?
Divya (Has kar):- Aapko achhi tarah pata hai main aapse kya puch rahi hu. Ab naatak mat kijiye aur sach sach bataiye.
Sach to ye tha lauda ki apun ye soch ke hairaan ho rela tha ki aaj divya ko kya ho gayela hai? Matlab ki aise bina jhijhak ke wo is bare me apun se puch reli thi.
Aam taur par aisa kabhi nahi hua tha. Apan dono masti zarur karte the lekin in sab cheezo ke bare me kabhi koi baat nahi kiyele the apan log.
Divya:- Ab bataiye bhi. Kya sochne lage aap?
Apun:- Kuch nahi, aur ye tu kya puchh reli hai? Sharam nahi aati tujhe apne bade bhai se ye puchhne par? Chal ja, apun bhi ja rela hai fresh hone.
Divya ne kuch der apun ko mayoosi se dekha, fir muskurate huye chali gai. Apun ne bhi raahat ki saans li. Apun ka lauda to betichod kab ka shaanti se baith gayela tha.
Well, apun fresh hua aur fir thoda workout kiya. Uske baad apun niche breakfast karne ke liye aa gaya. Itne time ke bich lauda baar baar apun ko wahi sab yaad aa jata tha aur apun soch me pad jata tha ki ye kya bawashir ho gaya aaj?
Dining table par pahucha to dekha vidhi aur divya pahle se hi apni apni kursi par gaand rakhe baitheli thi. Jabki sakshi di kitchen me thi.
Apun se nazar milte hi vidhi ne sir jhuka liya aur pata nahi kyo sharmane lagi. Divya usi ko gaur se dekh reli thi. Apun ko thoda ajeeb to laga lekin fir chupchap apun apni kursi par baith gaya.
Divya (Shararat se):- Aaj ki morning kaisi rahi bhaiya? Aaj kuch alag feel hua ki nahi aapko?
Divya ki is baat se jaha vidhi buri tarah baukhla gai aur sharmane lagi wahi apun bhi thoda jhemp gaya. Fir apun ne divya ko ghoor kar dekha to wo halke se has kar chup ho gai.
Tabhi sakshi di kitchen se apan log ke liye breakfast le aai.
Sakshi di (Divya se):- Kise kaisa feel hua hai aaj divya?
Sakshi di ke puchne par divya thoda ghabra gai. Apun ki bhi ye soch ke gaand fat gayeli thi ki kahi divya unhe sach na bata de. Udhar vidhi ki haalat to jaise ro dene wali hi ho gayeli thi. Usne request karne ke andaz se divya ki taraf dekha.
Divya (Baat badal kar):- Kuch nahi di, aapko to pata hai ki every morning bhaiya aur vidhi di ek dusre ke sath kya karte hain. Waise to har roj bhaiya baazi maar lete hain lekin aaj vidhi di ne baazi maar li aur kya badhiya baazi maari hai inhone.
Divya ki aakhiri baat sun kar vidhi ne sharm se sir jhuka liya. Uske gaal kaano tak surkh ho gayele the. Apun ne ek baar fir ghoor kar divya ko dekha to is baar usne apun ko chidhaane ke andaz se apni bhaunho ko do baar uthaya giraya.
Sakshi:- In dono ka kuch nahi ho sakta. Pata nahi kab inka bachpana jaayega.
Well, baat samhal gai thi is liye apan log ne chupchap breakfast kiya. Sakshi di ne bhi apan log ke sath breakfast kiya.
College ka time hua to apan log ghar se nikle. Sakshi di ko aaj company jana tha is liye wo baad me dad ki car se jaane wali thi.
Vidhi har roj ki tarah apni scooty se nikal gai jab ki divya apun ke sath bike se jane lagi.
Raaste me divya ne subah huye matter ke bare me apun se fir puchha lekin apun me use is baar daant diya.
Actually apun ko bada ajeeb feel ho rela tha. Waise sach to ye tha ki apun ko mast feel ho rela tha lekin usko apne andar ka sach bata to nahi sakta tha na. Is liye divya ko daant kar chup kara diya tha apun ne.
Apun ke daatne par divya ne bura sa muh bana kar thoda pichhe khisak ke baith gayeli thi. Uske chhote size ke boobs jo abhi tak apun ki peeth me chubh rele the wo hat gayele the lauda.
College pahuch kar apun ne bike park ki. Uske baad apan dono apni apni class ki taraf chal diye. Divya thoda naraaj aur udaas thi. Apun ko achha nahi laga is liye apun ne soch liya ki waapsi me uska mood thik karne ke waaste kuch karega apun.
Class me ja ke apun har roj ki tarah apni sheet par ja baitha. Apun se thodi doori par vidhi baitheli thi. Usne ek nazar apun ko dekha aur fir sharma kar saamne dekhne lagi. Uska yu sharmana apun ke man me ajeeb feel kara rela tha. Dil dhak dhak karne lag ja rela tha lauda.
Apun ne dekha aaj class me apun ke dono khaas mutra....I mean khaas mitra Amit aur Sharad nahi aayle the. Apun ne bhi socha maa chudaye lauda apun ko kya matlab. Magar lauda time hi nahi kat rela tha. Vidhi par nazar pad jaati to betichod subah ka waakya yaad aa jata aur fir apun sochne pe majboor ho jata ki jo kabhi socha nahi tha apun ne wo kaise ho gaya lauda?
Anyway, Amit aur Sharad naam ke apun ke mutra...oh sorry (Ye lauda baar baar apun ke mukh se mutra kyo nikal ja rela hai be?) Haan to apun bata rela tha ki wo dono abhi tak nahi aayele the. Pata nahi dono kaha apni gaand marwa rele the.
Tabhi class me apun ke maal ki entry hui. I mean Amit ki sauteli bahan Anushka ki. Betichod aaj to saari pahan ke aayeli thi. Kya lag reli thi lauda.
Naabhi ke niche se saari pahen reli thi jisme uska gora chikna sapaat pet aur gahri naabhi saaf dikh reli thi. Man to kiya ki abhi ja ke uski naabhi me ungli ki jagah lauda daal de apun lekin chaah kar bhi aisa na kar saka (Lauda, class me apni beizzati thode na karwani thi).
Anushka aaj shuddh indian aurat lag reli thi. Saari ke pallu ko usne fold karke apne left kandhe me pin se fansa reli thi. Uske seene ke bade bade boobs deep neck wale blouj me kaid the jinke upar ka kuch hissa saaf dikh rela tha. Betichod class me sabhi laundo ki nigaahe uske boobs par hi ja tikeli thi. Us laudi ko bhi jaise iska pata tha but raand ko isse koi fark nahi pad rela tha.
Usne ek kaatil smile ke sath class me baithe sabhi launde laundiyo ko dekha aur fir ek nazar apun ko dekhne ke baad usne padhana shuru kar diya.
Apun ka dhyaan ghanta uske padhaane par nahi tha. Apun to aaj uski patli kamar, gora chikna sapaat pet, gahri naabhi, aur upar blouj ko faad kar baahar aane ko betaab bade bade doodh dekhne me hi kho gayla tha. Jab wo palat jaati to apun ki nazar uske pichhwade me tik jaati. Kya gaand thi laudi ki. Apun ka 12 inch ka lauda fully erect ho gayela tha. Shukar tha ki apun ke aage table thi warna laude ko adjust karna mushkil ho jata.
Tabhi apun chauka. Pata nahi kaise apun ki nazar Anushka ke bade bade boobs se hat kar vidhi par pad gayeli thi. Wo laudi apun ko ajeeb bhaav se dekh reli thi. Jaise hi apun ki nazar usse takraai apun hadbada gaya aur jhat se usse nazar hata kar Anushka ko dekhne laga. I mean wo jo padha reli thi us par focus karne laga. (Man me ek hi baat chal reli thi ki vidhi kya soch reli hogi apun ki is harkat se?)
Apun ne notice kiyela tha ki aaj uski friend reena bhi nahi aayeli thi. Apun ne chupke se mobile nikala, fir pahle Amit aur Sharad ko text kiya aur fir Reena ko (Ab ye mat puchna ki apun ke paas reena ka number kaise tha?)
Amit aur Sharad ka reply to na aaya lauda but Reena ka ek minute ke andar hi reply aa gaya.
Reena:- Oho Aaj tumne khud se msg kiya mujhe? Main sapna to nahi dekh rahi?
Apun (Man me):- Haan laudi sapne me roj apun se chudti bhi hogi...aur....aur aaj to subah sapne me apun bhi tere ko pel rela tha.
But apun ne aisa use likha nahi. Waise likh bhi deta to laudi apun par gussa na karti lekin haan vidhi ko zarur bata deti. Betichod apni har baat vidhi ko bata deti thi. Khair apun ne use msg type kiya.
Apun:- Aaj college kyo nahi aai tu?
Reena:- Abhi to chaar paanch din aur nahi aaungi.
Apun:- Aisa kyo?
Reena:- Thodi problem me hu.
Apun:- Kaisi problem?
Reena:- Sach bataau ya jhooth?
Apun (Chidh kar):- Abe jhooth kyo batayegi?
Reena:- Haan tumse kabhi koi jhooth nahi bolna chahti.
Apun:- Senti mat kar, aur sach bata kya problem ho gayeli hai tujhe?
Reena (Thodi der type karti rahi, fir uska msg aaya):- Actually wo..wo jo girls ko har mahine me problem hoti hai na...wahi problem ho gai hai mujhe.
Uska ye msg padh kar apun ke body me jhurjhuri si hui. Apun samajh gaya ki laudi ko period aaye huye hain. Fir bhi anjaan ban kar usse maza lene ka socha.
Apun:- Are saaf saaf bata na. Ye kya girls problem aur har mahine bol reli hai tu?
Reena (Shock emoji ke sath):- Kya sach me tumhe girls ki is problem ke bare ne nahi pata hai ya anjaan ban rahe ho?
Apun:- Dekh tujhe nahi batana to mat bata. Zyada bhaav mat kha. Apun ko nahi pata to nahi pata, that's it. Ab msg mat karna apun ko....bhakk.
Reena:- Sorry na, please gussa mat ho. Achha saaf saaf batati hu. Actually girls ko har mahine period aate hain aur chaar paanch din tak rahte hain jisme girls ko bahut problem rahti hai.
Apun:- Kis tarah ki problem rahti hai?
Reena:- Yaar thoda to samjho. Itne to na samajh nahi ho tum.
Apun:- Okay bye.
Apun ne jaan bujh kar gussa hone ka naatak kiya. Apun aaj usse khul ke maza lene ke mood me aa gayela tha magar tabhi apun ke maze me khalal pad gaya lauda.
Anushka:- Hey you, what are you doing? Dhyaan kaha hai tumhara? Main yaha padha rahi hu aur tum pata nahi kya kar rahe ho.
Anushka ki awaaz se apun ekdam hadbada gayela tha. Class ke baaki launde laundiya apun ko dekhne lag gayele the. Kuch dheeme se hasne lage the to kuch smile kar rele the.
Lauda apun ka to bheja hi ghoom gaya. Apun ne un sabko gusse se dekha to wo sab jhat se apni batteesi band kar ke samne dekhne lage. Magar idhar Anushka apun ko ab thoda gusse me ghoorne lag gayeli thi.
Anushka (Gusse se):- Get out from my class.
Betichod, apun ko gaand faad dene wala shock laga. Anushka ne apun par kabhi aisa gussa nahi kiya tha aur na hi apun ko kabhi class se baahar kiya tha.
Madarchod apun ki to jhaanthe hi sulag gai par apun jaanta tha ki is wakt use kuch bolna khud apun par hi bhaari pad jaana tha is liye apun chup chap kursi se utha aur usko gusse se ghoorte huye class se baahar nikal gaya. But...but akela nahi nikla tha apun. Sath me apna bag bhi le gayla tha. Matlab saaf tha ki ab apun ko college me hi nahi rahna tha lauda.
Anushka ne apun ko bag le jate dekha to use jhatka laga magar boli kuch nahi. Laudi samajh gayeli thi ki apun bhi gusse me hai.
Apun bag le kar parking ki taraf ja rela tha tabhi apun ka phone bajne laga lauda. Apun ne fully ignore kiya aur aage badhta hi raha.
Parking me pahuch kar apun apni bike par baitha aur usme chaabhi laga kar start kiya.
Tabhi fir se apun ka phone ring karne laga. Apun ne is baar bhi ignore kiya. Aise hi teen chaar baar hua magar lauda mobile baar baar ring hota hi raha. Tab gusse me aa kar apun ne jeb se mobile nikala aur bina uski screen par dekhe hi gusse me chillaya.
Apun (Gusse me):- Abe kaun hai bhosdi ke, dubara call kiya to gaand faad dega. Rakh lauda.
Apun ne gusse me bina screen par dekhe hi call cut kiya aur fir mobile ko jeb me daal kar bike aage dauda diya.
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Apun ek jagah paan wale ki dukaan me khada gusse me cigarette pe cigarette piye ja rela tha ki tabhi ek scooty aa kar apun ke paas ruki. Pahle to apun ne jyada dhyaan nahi diya lekin fir achanak hi apun ki nazar scooty par baithi jis ladki par padi use dekh apun ki gaand fat gai lauda.
Scooty par vidhi sawaar thi lauda. Apun ne usko dekha to hadbada kar jhat se cigarette door fenk di. Bheje me ek hi baat aayi ki aaj to apun gaya lauda. Ye zarur ghar walo ko bata degi ki apun cigrette pi rela tha. Magar nahi, tabhi apun ki aankhe faili.
Vidhi apun ko dekhe ja reli thi aur uski aankho se aansu bah rele the. Betichod ye naya hi bawashir ho gayla tha. Lauda samajh hi nahi aaya ki wo ro kyo reli hai?
Apun (Man me tension liye):- Are tu yaha? Aur tu ro kyo reli hai?
Vidhi (Ro hi padi laudi):- Tujhe isse kya? Tujhe to baaki kisi se koi fark hi nahi padta na?
Apun ke bheje me der se hi sahi magar baat ghusi. Apun ko kuch shak hua to apun ne fauran hi jeb se mobile nikala aur usme call list dekha.
Apun ye dekh ke chaunk gaya ki apun ko parking me baar baar call karne wali apun ki judwa bahan vidhi thi aur apun ne gusse me gaali bak diyela tha. Ye dekh ke apun ki ek baar fir gaand fat ke hath me aa gai lauda.
Apun ne vidhi ki taraf aisi shakl bana ke dekha jaise betichod apun ka sab kuch lut gayla ho. Udhar aankho me aansu liye wo apun ko hi dekhe ja reli thi. Fir ekdam se usne bina kuch kahe scooty ko dauda diya. Ye dekh apun chaunka. Bheje me ek hi baat aai ki apun ki us harkat se ya ye bole ki apun ki gaali sun ke wo bahut hurt hui hogi aur ab apun se baat nahi karna chahti thi.
Betichod, bada gussa aaya apun ko khud par. Par lauda ab kya ho sakta tha? Gun se nikli goli ke maafik baat to nikal gayeli thi aur ye siyapa ho gayela tha. Apun samajh gaya ki ab vidhi ko apne hath pair jod ke manana padega. Waise to apun aisa na bhi karta to fark nahi padta but aaj do baate aisi ho gayeli thi jo nahi honi chahiye thi lauda. Ek to apun ne usko gusse me gaali de diyela tha aur dusre, usne apun ko cigrette pite dekh liya tha.
Well, marta kya na karta. Apun ne paan wale ko cigrette ke paise diye aur bike se chal pada ghar ki taraf. Apun ne ye bhi dekh liya tha ki vidhi ne apna bag peeth me taang rakha tha. Matlab wo bhi college chhod ke aa gayeli thi.
To bhai log, samajh hi gaye hoge ki apun ke saamne bhaari problem aa gayeli hai. Ab aage kya hoyega apun ko ghanta nahi pata. So let's see...what can I do about it...lauda.
First update apun ne post kar diyela hai. Man laga ke padhne ka aur bhar bhar ke like comments thokte pelne ka. Tab tak apun next update ready karta hai...koi suggestion ho to bina soche samjhe apun ko bata dene ka...okay bye..see you later. (Hatt lauda, ye bhi bolna padega apun ko)
To be continued...
Bhai chut mar do iskiUpdate ~ 02
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Betichod, bada gussa aaya apun ko khud par. Par lauda ab kya ho sakta tha? Gun se nikli goli ke maafik baat to nikal gayeli thi aur ye siyapa ho gayela tha. Apun samajh gaya ki ab vidhi ko apne hath pair jod ke manana padega. Waise to apun aisa na bhi karta to fark nahi padta but aaj do baate aisi ho gayeli thi jo nahi honi chahiye thi lauda. Ek to apun ne usko gusse me gaali de diyela tha aur dusre, usne apun ko cigrette pite dekh liya tha.
Well, marta kya na karta. Apun ne paan wale ko cigrette ke paise diye aur bike se chal pada ghar ki taraf. Apun ne ye bhi dekh liya tha ki vidhi ne apna bag peeth me taang rakha tha. Matlab wo bhi college chhod ke aa gayeli thi.
To bhai log, samajh hi gaye hoge ki apun ke saamne bhaari problem aa gayeli hai. Ab aage kya hoyega apun ko ghanta nahi pata. So let's see...what can I do about it...lauda.
Ab aage...
Apun ghar pahucha.
Bike ko garage me khadi kar apun ne darwaze par aa kar door bell bajai.
Apun ke man me yahi chale ja rela tha ki vidhi ko kaise manaye lauda.?
Aaj pahli baar apun ne usko itna dukhi aur rote dekha tha. Mana ki apun ka usse jamta nahi tha lekin aisa bhi nahi tha ki apun ko uski koi fikr hi nahi thi.
Apun ko ye soch ke gussa aa rela tha ki lauda apun ki vajah se apun ki bahan aaj roi. Bole to bhaari tension ho reli thi apun ko.
Darwaza Sheema(Maid) ne khola.
Apun ko baahar khada dekh wo thoda is liye hairaan hui ki apun aaj itna jaldi college se kaise aa gaya. Idhar apun ne do hi pal me uski puri body ko scan kar dala tha. (Bhaari shareef aadmi hai apun).
Har roj ki tarah usne saari pahna tha jiske rolling pallu ko usne apni dono chuchiyo ke bich se gujaar kar blauj me fasa rakha tha. Blauj ke andar kaid uski dono chuchiya aise dabi hui thi jaise andar pisi ja reli ho. Is chakkar me uski chuchiyo ke baahri ubhaar upar ki taraf se saaf faile dikh rele the.
Pallu kyoki roll se ghuma hua tha is liye uske kamar se upar ka hissa dhanka hua lag hi nahi raha tha lauda. Niche saanwle rang ka chikna sapaat pet aur uske bich gahri naabhi saaf dikh reli thi.
Apun to ye sab dekh mast hi ho gaya tha lauda magar fir jaldi hi apun ne khud ko samhala. Ye alag baat hai ki wo har roj ki tarah is baar bhi taad gayli ki thi apun ne uske jism ko kis nazar se dekh dala hai.
Usko apun ka nature pata tha. Wo jaanti thi ki apun aankho se chaahe bhale hi kitna scan kare magar iske aage na kuch bolta tha aur na hi kuch karta tha. Isi liye wo laudi befikr rahti thi aur to aur kisi se apun ki shikayat bhi nahi karti thi laudi.
Apun ki haalat dekh uske hotho par halki muskaan ubhar aai thi. Apan ki nazar jab ekdam se uski nazar se mili to apun thoda sakpaka gaya aur jhat se andar daakhil ho gaya.
Apun sidha pahle second floor par apun ke room me gaya aur bag ko bed par uchhaal diya. Iske baad fatafat apne kapde change kiye. Fir room se nikal kar first floor me vidhi ke room ke paas pahuch gaya. Uska room hamesha ki tarah andar se lock tha to apun ne knock kiya but andar se koi response nahi mila. Apun ne do baar aur knock kiya. Is baar andar se zor ki awaaz aai.
Vidhi (Chilla kar):- Sheema aunty kyo disturb kar rahi ho mujhe? Bola na bhookh nahi hai abhi.
Vidhi ka chillana sun apun ke andar jhurjhuri daud gai. Apun ko samajhte der na lagi ki wo gusse me bhi hai aur dukhi bhi hai. Well, apun use is haalat me nahi rahne de sakta tha.
Apun (Pyar se):- Pyari bahna, ye main hu. (Is wakt apun tapori bhasha ka use nahi kar sakta tha warna maamla ghanta na sulajhta) Please open the door my dear sister.
Apun ki awaaz sun kar andar se vidhi ne is baar kuch na kaha. Shayad wo sochne lagi thi ki apun wapas college kyo nahi gaya?
Apun (Pyar se):- I'm really sorry my dear bahna. Please forgive me. Next time se kabhi aisa nahi bolunga...promise.
Vidhi (Gusse se):- Mujhe tujhse koi baat nahi karna. Ja yaha se.
Apun:- Apni pyari si bahan ko is haal me chhod ke to hargiz nahi jaaunga main. Please khol na darwaza. Dekh main apni sabhi galtiyo ke liye tujhse maafi maangta hu.
Lauda, bees second bhi na laga aur darwaza jhatke se khul gaya. Apun ne vidhi ko dekha. Uska chehra rone ki vajah se laal surkh pad gayla tha. Apun ko uski ye haalat dekh ke khud par bhaari gussa aaya.
Apun ne aav dekha na taav aage badh kar jhat se use pakda aur kheech kar apne seene se laga liya. Pahle to wo chauki magar fir wo bhi apun se chipak gai.
Vidhi (Apun ko aur jor se jakadte huye):- Aaj ke baad kabhi mujhe aisa bola to dekh lena suicide kar loogi main. Fir khush hona mere na rahne par...haan nahi to.
Apun:- Oye! Khabardar jo dubara suicide karne ki baat boli to. Are! Apun to tujhse jaan boojh kar jhagadta hai aur tujhe satata hai. Sach to ye hai ki tu apun ki jaan hai.
Vidhi ek jhatke se apun se alag hui. Hairaani aur khushi se aankhe faade wo dekhne lagi thi apun ko.
Vidhi (Khushi se):- Kya tu sach kah raha hai? M...matlab...kya sach me main teri jaan hu?
Apun ne jab dekha ki wo ab khush ho gayeli hai to apun ko bahut achha laga. Is wakt wo bahut hi masoom dikh reli thi aur sach bole to apun ko is wakt uspe bahut pyaar aa rela tha lauda.
Well, use wapas normal aur khush dekh apun jhat se apne form me aa gaya...I mean tapori wale form me...
Apun:- Are! Apun jhooth kyo bolega tujhse? Tujhe to pata hai ki apan dono log twins hain. Twins hone ke waaste apan log ke bich ek khaas connection hai..you know na?
Vidhi (Smile se):- To ye khaas connection ab tak kyo nahi dikha tha ham dono ke bich?..Haan nahi to.
Apun:- Are tune realise hi nahi kiya kabhi. Zara soch apan dono baaki kisi se nahi jhagadte sirf dono hi ek dusre se jhagadte hain. Iska matlab yahi hua na ki apan dono ke bich ek special wala connection hai. Na tu apun se jhagda kiye bina rah paati hai aur na hi apun rah paata hai....to ye hua na khaas connection?
Vidhi ka chehra khushi se chamakne lag gayela tha. Apun ko bhi achha lag rela tha ki ab sab thik ho gayla hai warna lauda apun ko to bhaari tension ho gayla tha.
Vidhi (Kuch soch kar):- Par main abhi bhi tujhse naraaz hu aur ye narazgi aise to nahi jayegi...haan nahi to.
Apun:- To bata fir, apun teri narazgi door karne ke liye kya kare?
Vidhi (Ithla kar):- Mujhe isi wakt apni bike me pichhe baitha ke le chal aur icecream khareed kar apne hatho se khila.
Apun (Smile ke sath):- Bas itni si baat?
Vidhi (Sochte huye):- Nahi nahi, abhi aur hai. Mera matlab hai ki....haan aur aaj raat main tere room me tere bed par tere sath hi soungi. Agar mana kiya to fir se gussa ho jaaungi aur fir kabhi baat bhi nahi karungi....haan nahi to.
Apun (Man hi man has kar):- Achha thik hai done Chal ab fatafat taiyar ho ja. Apun abhi tujhe apni bike me baitha kar icecream khilane ke waaste le chalta hai.
Vidhi:- Okay! Tum jaao, main paanch minute me ready ho ke aati hu.
Betichod, apun ab ja kar tension se mukt hua tha. Stairs se apun niche aaya aur dring room me rakhe sofe par baith gaya. Apun jaanta tha ki vidhi ne bhale hi paanch minute me ready ho ke aane ko kaha hai but wo aadhe ghante se pahle aane wali nahi thi.
Apun ne time pass karne ke liye pahle to ye socha ki tv chaalu kar leta hai lekin fir irada badal kar jeb se mobile nikaal liya.
Mobile me dekha to reena ke kai saare msg pade the aur do calls bhi the. Iske alawa Amit aur Sharad ke bhi msg pade the.
Apun ne jhat pahle Amit aur Sharad ke msgs dekhna shuru kiya. Apun jaanna chahta tha ki ye dono gaandu log aaj college kyo nahi aayle the?
Amit ne msg me likh ke bheja tha ki wo apni maa ko le ke nana nani ke gaya hai. Uski naani ko achanak heart attack aa gayla tha to Amit apni maa ko le ke chala gaya tha. Isi vajah se lauda college nahi aaya tha.
Sharad ne msg me likh ke bheja tha ki uski tabiyat kharab thi is liye aaj wo college nahi aaya, hatt lauda.
Fir apun ne reena jindal ke msgs dekhe. Laudi, har msg me sorry bol reli thi aur gussa na hone ko bol reli thi. Ye bhi bol reli thi ki ab apun usse jo bhi puchhega wo clearly jawaab degi.
Apun ne socha text kar ke check kiya jaye. Waise bhi apun ko time pass to karna hi tha to yahich sahi laga...lauda.
Apun ne kuch pal socha ki kya likh ke bheje par jab kuch na soojha to sirf Hi likh ke send kar diya.Tabhi ek awaaz sun ke apun ekdam se dar hi gaya betichod.
Sheema laudi jo maid thi wo kisi bhoot ki tarah dabe paav apun ke saamne jane kab aa ke khadi ho gayli thi jiska apun ka pataich na chala tha. Fir jab usne ekdam se apun se puchha ki lunch laga du baabu to apun uski awaaz sun kar ekdam se dar hi gaya betichod.
Apun:- Tumne to gaa....(Shitt, apun gaand hi faad di thi bol dene wala tha. Lauda ain time par apun ne khud ko aisa bolne se rok liya tha) Apun ka matlab hai ki tumne to dara hi tha apun ko. Ekdam se jinn ke maafik pragat ho gayli thi tum.
Sheema (Halke se has kar):- Itne se hi dar gaye babu? Main to mard samjhi thi tumhe.
Apun (Aankhe faad kar):- K..kya matlab??
Sheema (Hakla kar):- Mera matlab hai ki tum itne bade ho gaye ho fir kaise itni si baat par dar gaye?
Betichod apun ko yeda samajh reli thi jabki apun uska matlab achhe se samajh gayla tha. Wo to apun ko thoda shock laga tha ki ye laudi aisa kaise bol sakti hai?
Apun:- Are to koi ekdam se achanak is tarah bol pade to dar hi jayega na lau....matlab ki aadmi. Kya tum nahi dar jaaogi?
Sheema (Shararat se):- Haan par itna nahi jitna tum dar gaye the.
Apun (Kuch sochte huye):- Achha!, Waise apun chaah le to tumhe isi wakt dara sakta hai.
Sheema (Hadbada kar):- Na baabu, tum mujhe na hi daraao to achha hai. Achha lunch laga du ki nahi?
Apun (Man hi man mayus hua aur use gaali bhi di):- Nahi, abhi bhookh nahi hai abhi.
Sheema ne fir kuch na kaha aur chali gai. Uske jane ke baad apun fir se mobile dekhne laga. Reena ka reply aayla tha.
Reena:- Oh thank god! Tumne mujhe fir se yaad kiya. Waise kitna gussa karte ho yaar tum.
Apun:- Apun aisaich hai lau...
(Shitt, betichod har baat par lauda nikal ja rela hai, kuch karna padega iska. Achha hua apun ne lauda likh ke bhej nahi diya use warna pakka gaand fat jaani thi laudi ki)
Apun (Text Msg):- Apun aisaich hai. Apun ko kisi ke nakhre pasand nahi hain aur na hi kisi ka bhaav khana pasand hai.
Reena (In text msg):- Achha ji, par girls to nakhre karne wali aur bhaav khane wali hi hoti hain janaab. Unke nakhre to sahne hi padenge.
Apun (Man me):- Lauda sahega apun ka. (Par apun ne ye likh ke nahi bheja balki ye bheja)
Apun (Text msg):- Apun to nahi sahne wala aur agar tune apun ko apne nakhre sahwane ka socha hai to jaan le ki tera number block karne me apun ko ek second bhi nahi lagega.
Reena (Sad emoji ke sath):- My bad luck hai fir to.
Apun:- Good luck banane ka soch fir.
Reena:- Wo kaise?
Apun:- Apun jo puche wo jhat se batane ka aur apun jo bole jhat se karne ke waaste taiyar rahne ka....samajhi?
Reena (Shock emoji ke sath):- My god! Kya karwane ka soch rahe ho tum mujhse?
Apun (Man me):- Abe wahi laudi, jo tu samajh to gai hai but yedi ban reli hai...hatt laudi.
Apun (Real me):- Tu bata, kya kya karwana chahti hai?
Apun ne ye msg likh ke to bhej diya tha lauda lekin sach to ye tha ki ab apun ki fat reli thi. Aisa is liye kyoki wo ye sab vidhi ko zarur batayegi. Betichod usme yahich to problem thi. Laudi har baat vidhi se share karti thi.
Apun saanse roke uske reply ka wait kar rela tha but laudi ka reply aa hi nahi rela tha. Is baar se apun ko aur bhi tension hone lagi thi betichod. Kareeb do minute baad uska reply aaya.
Reena:- Sorry, wo mammy samose le ke aa gai thi room me is liye reply nahi de paai tumhe aur....aur ye tum kya likh ke bheje ho?
Apun:- Kyo french me likha nazar aayla tha kya tujhe jo tu padh nahi saki?
Reena:- Nahi, padh to liya hai maine lekin ab ye soch ke hairaan hu ki tumne jo likha hai uska matlab wahi hai jo mujhe samajh aaya ya kuch aur hai?
Apun:- Tujhe kya samajh aaya hai?
Reena:- Mujhe to yahi samajh aaya ki tum s...sex se related baat bole ho.
Apun (Man me):- Laudi abhi bhi ghuma reli hai baat ko, ye nahi ki only sex bole....related kya hota hai lauda?
Apun (Real me, baat badal kar):- Abe kabhi to achha socha kar. Jab dekho sex hi bhara rahta hai tere dimag me.
Reena (Shock emoji ke sath):- To kya tumhare likhne ka wo matlab nahi tha?
Apun (Man me):- Matlab to apun ka wahich tha laudi lekin apun ne accept is liye nahi kiya kyoki tu laudi ye sab baat apun ki bahan vidhi se bata degi aur wo apun se gussa ho jayegi....hatt lauda. (Kya kya sochna pad rela hai apun jaise shareef aadmi ko)
Apun (Real me):- Na na, apun bhaari shareef aadmi hai. Tere jaisa hawasi nahi hai. Aaj ke baad baat mat karna apun se. Apun aisi tharki ladkiyo se baat hi nahi karta....Bhakk.
Reena ka kuch der tak koi msg nahi aaya. Apun samajh gaya ki laudi bhaari confusion me pad gayi hogi. Apun ne bhi khud se koi msg nahi kiya aur ye achha hi hua kyoki tabhi apun ko peeche se vidhi ki awaaz sunaai di.
Apun ne palat ke dekha to wo seedhiyo se utar kar niche aa gayli thi. Mobile me busy hone ke chalte apun ko pataich nahi chala ki usne ready hone me kitna time khoti kar diyela tha.
Khair, wo ready ho ke aa gayli thi aur kya lag reli thi lauda. Bole to apun ki nazar usi par jam ke rah gayli thi. Gore sangemar jaise badan par pink colour ka top jiski baahe baaju tak nahi thi. Seene par ubhre boobs ke do parwat. Ek kandhe bra ki patti jheene top ki vajah se dikh reli thi. Baal khule huye. Kajraari aankho se jab usne apun ki taraf ada se dekha to lauda apun hil hi gaya.
Well, Apun ko aplak apni taraf dekhta dekh wo thoda sharma si gai, fir halke se muskurate huye apun ke paas aa gai.
Vidhi (With smile):- Tu aise kyo dekh raha hai jaise kabhi koi ladki hi nahi dekhi?
Apun uski baat sun kar buri tarah hadbada gaya. Thoda sharm bhi aai apun ko. Fir jaldi hi khud ko samhaala.
Apun:- Waah! Ekdam h....I mean ekdam beautiful lag reli hai tu. Apun ke paas kaala teeka nahi hai warna tere ko nazar ka teeka laga deta.
Vidhi (khushi se):- Kya main sach me beautiful lag rahi hu? Tu jhooth to nahi bol raha na?
Apun (Man me):- Sala ladkiyo ki kabhi tareef karnaich nahi chahiye.
Apun (Real me):- Are apun aisa jhooth bol hi nahi sakta jise koi sach hi na maan sake. Tu sach me beautiful lag reli hai. Bole to ekdam pari ke maafik.
Vidhi (Khush ho kar):- Aur??
Apun:- Aur?? Matlab??
Vidhi (Ekdam se ghoor kar):- Aur matlab kuch nahi? Sirf beautiful lag rahi hu aur pari jaisi lag rahi hu bas? Iske alawa kuch nahi lag rahi?
Apun ka to bheja hi khisak gaya lauda. Bole to bhaari confusion me pad gaya apun. Yahi sochne laga ki ab ise aur kya lagne ki hasrat hai lauda?
Vidhi (Mujhe sochte dekh):- Kya sochne laga? Bata na, aur kya lag rahi hu?
Apun (Sar khujate huye):- Aur kya bataye apun?
Vidhi (Jhootha gussa dikha kar):- Bas bas, rahne de. Tu kabhi samajh hi nahi sakta ki ham ladkiyo ko ladko se aur kya sunne ki chahat rahti hai...haan nahi to.
Apun (Shocked):- Abe ye kya kya bole ja reli hai tu. Tu hi bata aur kya bataye apun?
Vidhi (Narazgi se):- Kuch na bata tu. Ab chal, icecream khilane le chalega ya ye bhi nahi karega tu?
Betichod, isi liye apun ka isse nahi jamta tha. Bole to kuch na kuch apan log ke bich aisa ho hi jata tha ki usse apun ka bheja khisak jata tha. Anyway, abhi apun ko use icecream khilaane ke waaste le ke jana hi tha warna wo laudi fir se naraaz ya gussa ho jati.
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Ek jagah apan dono icecream kha rele the. Shuru me to apun ko sach me use apne hath se khilana pada tha par fir wo khud se khane lagi thi. Wo apni favourite icecream kha reli thi aur apun apni favourite icecream khane me magan ho gaya tha.
Thodi der baad achanak apun ki nazar us par padi. Wo jis tarah icecream kha reli thi usse apun ko thoda ajeeb feel hua. Kabhi wo chaat ke khaati to kabhi ungli se nikaal ke ungli muh me daal ke khaati. Uske gulaabi hotho par icecream lagi hui thi.
Ye dekh pata nahi kyo par apun ki ye ichha hone lagi ki apun ek jhatke me aage badhe aur uske hotho par lagi icecream ko muh me hi bhar ke choos daale.
Udhar wo maze se icecream khane me lagi thi. Use pata bhi nahi tha ki uska bhai use kis tarah dekh rela hai aur kya soch rela hai lauda. Apun to is chakkar me icecream khana hi bhool gayla tha.
Tabhi ekdam se apun hadbada gaya lauda. Vidhi ki nazar ekdam se apun par pad gayli thi. Usne apun ko is tarah ektak ghoorte dekha to icecream khana rok kar bhaunhe utha utha kar ishare se puchhne lagi thi ki apun aise kyo dekh rela hai use?
Pahle to apun ne socha ki sach sach bata de fir socha kahi wo laudi apun ki sare aam beizzat na karne lag jaye. Is liye apun ne chup rahna hi thik samjha aur ishare se hi bata diya ki kuch nahi par lagta tha laudi ko shak ho gayla tha.
Vidhi (Apun ke paas aa kar):- Sach sach bata aise kyo dekh raha tha mujhe?
Apun:- Are wo...wo tu ajeeb tarah se kha reli thi na to bas wahich dekh rela tha apun.
Vidhi:- Main ajeeb tarah se kha rahi thi...matlab?
Apun:- Abe matlab ye ki kabhi chaat ke kha reli thi to kabhi ungli muh me daal ke aur to aur tere hotho par bhi icecream faili hai, yahi ajeeb laga apun ko. Ab chal baate band kar aur icecream kha.
Vidhi:- Haan to kya hua? Main to hamesha aise hi Icecream khaati hu. Mujhe na, ye bahut achhi lagti hai. I love icecream...haan nahi to.
Apun:- Ekdam yedi hai tu. Pure lips pe icecream faila rakhi hai. Ye kya tarika hua? Koi dekhega to kya sochega tere bare me?
Vidhi (Aankhe dikha kar):- Haan to sochta rahe. Mujhe koi fark nahi padta. Tu apna dekh...haan nahi to.
Apun ne socha is yedi se bahas karne ka koi faayda nahi hai. Is liye chup hi raha. Kuch der me apan dono ka ho gaya to apan log bike se ghar ki taraf chal pade.
Vidhi bike me apun ke pichhe baithi thi aur uske medium size ke boobs apun ki peeth me dab rele the.
Aaj kaafi time baad wo apun ke sath bike me baithi thi to apun ko thoda ajeeb lag rela tha. Aakhir sister thi wo apun ki lekin pata nahi kyo jab jab uske boobs apun ki peeth me thoda jor se dhas jate to apun ke jism me mast kar dene wali tarang daud jati thi.
Apun ne notice kiya ki uske boobs divya ke boobs se thoda bade the aur thoda soft bhi the. Divya ke bhi soft the but uske boobs me thodi kathorta bhi thi jisse apun ko aisa lagta tha jaise wo apun ki peeth me chubhte hain.
Vidhi:- Tujhe yaad hai na ki aaj raat main tere room me tere bed par tere sath hi soungi?
Apun jo uske boobs ko peeth me feel kar ke masti me tha uski ye baat sun ke ekdam chauk pada tha lauda.
Apun:- Haan yaad hai par apun ko ye nahi samajh aa rela hai ki tu apun ke room me apun ke sath sone ke liye kyo mari ja reli hai? Kahi tere dimag me koi khurafaat to nahi chal rahi hai?
Vidhi:- Are nahi nahi, aisa kuch nahi hai mere dimag me...sachchi.
Apun:- Yahi achha hoga tere liye.
Vidhi:- Achha sun, ek baat aur kahna hai tujhse.
Apun:- Kya?
Vidhi:- Meri friend reena se door raha kar. Matlab ki usse koi baat na kiya kar.
Apun:- Kyo?
Vidhi:- Bas, mujhe achha nahi lagta.
Apun (Man hi man muskura kar):- Par teri friend ko to apun se baat karna achha lagta hai.
Vidhi (Apun ki peeth par halke se maar kar):- Wo to hai hi jhalli. Jhoothi kahi ki.
Apun:- Tu apni friend ko aisa bolti hai?
Vidhi:- Wo meri koi friend wriend nahi hai. Maine to bas use is liye friend bana rakha hai taaki free time me thoda time pass kar saku. Achha sun na, tu usse baat mat kiya kar. Wo bahut gandi ladki hai.
Apun (Hairani se):- Gandi ladki hai matlab?
Vidhi:- Bas hai to hai. Maine kah diya na. Kya tujhe mujh par trust nahi hai?
Apun:- Are bilkul trust hai pagli. Bhala apun apni jaan par trust kyo nahi karega...haan?
Vidhi (Khushi me apun se aur jor se chipak gai):- Haan, tu bhi meri jaan hai....haan nahi to.
Apun to uske aise chipak jane se gangana hi gaya tha lauda. Uske soft soft boobs ab kuch zyada hi apun ki peeth par dhas rele the. Apun ke pure jism me sansani si hone lagi thi.
Vidhi (Chipke huye):- Tujhe pata hai, main hamesha tujhse isi liye jhagadti hu kyoki tu mera bhai to hai hi par meri jaan bhi hai...haan nahi to.
Apun (Hairaani se):- Achha aisa kya?
Vidhi:- Haan, aur kya.
Apun:- To kya ab tu apun se jhagda nahi karegi?
Vidhi:- Are wo to main hamesha karungi. Wo kya hai na agar main tujhse jhagda nahi karugi to mujhe chain hi nahi milega...haan nahi to.
Apun:- Apun ko bhi tujhse jhagda kiye bina aur tujhe sataye bina chain nahi milta.
Vidhi:- Haan kyoki ham dono me special connection hai na...hai na?
Apun (Muskura kar):- Haan ye to pakki baat hai. Achha ye bata aaj subah tu apun ke upar kaise gir gayli thi aur giri to giri....upar se wo jo hua.....
Vidhi (Apun ki peeth me maar kar):- Chup kar.
Apun samajh gaya ki use apun ki is baat se sharam aa gayli thi. Is liye jaldi se apun ko maar ke chup karne ko bol diya tha.
Apun (Chhedte huye):- Are kya hua? Apun to bas tujhse puch rela hai?
Vidhi:- Wo...wo tu itni jor se cheekha tha ki main bahut dar gai thi aur fir jane kaise mera balance bigad gaya aur fir main tere upar gir gai thi. Balance bigad gaya tha to isme kya meri galti thi...haan nahi to.
Apun (Smile ke sath):- Chal ye to samajh gaya lekin uske baad jo tune kiya tha uska kya?
Vidhi (Anjaan ban kar):- Maine kya kiya tha?
Apun:- Kya tujhe nahi pata?
Vidhi:- Haan nahi pata...ab tu baate band kar aur bike chala aur thoda slow speed me chalaya kar bike.
Apun:- Dekh jhooth mat bol. Tujhe bhi pata hai ki tune apun ke upar girne ke baad kya kiya tha.
Vidhi (Apun ki peeth par maar kar):- Kitna ganda hai tu...sharm kar le kuch.
Apun (Has kar):- Sharm to tujhe aani chahiye thi kyoki kiya to tune hi tha.
Vidhi:- Maine jaan boojh ke nahi kiya tha samjhe. Wo to jab mera balance bigda tha to main khud ko samhaal hi nahi paai thi aur fir jane kaise wo ho gaya.
Apun (Chhed kar):- Clear bata na ki kya ho gaya tha?
Vidhi (Peeth par maar kar):- Tu kyo baar baar isi ke bare me puch raha hai mujhe? Sach me bahut besharm hai tu.
Apun:- Apun ka kasoor nahi hai. Asal me apun ko baar baar wahi movement yaad aa jata hai aur fir apun us bare me sochne lag jata hai.
Vidhi:- Please ab us bare me baat mat kar na. Tujhe to nahi par mujhe bahut sharm aa rahi hai.
Vidhi ne kaha aur fir usne apun ki peeth par apna maatha rakh diya. Chipki to wo pahle se hi thi. Apun samajh gaya ki use sach me sharm aa rahi thi aur wo is wakt is baat se chhutkara chaahti thi. Waise apun ye soch ke thoda hairaan tha ki apun ne jab is bare me usse baat ki ya use chheda to wo apun par gussa kyo nahi hui thi?
Well, uske baad koi baat nahi hui. Vidhi waise hi chipki baithi rahi. Idhar apun ne bhi use aur jyada chhedna thik nahi samjha. Thodi hi der me apan log ghar pahuch gaye.
Vidhi bike se utar kar chupchap ghar ke andar chali gai jabki apun bike me baithe sochne laga ki ab aage kya kare? Abhi to lauda sara din pada tha. Fir apun sochne laga ki Amit to apni maa ko le ke nana ke yaha gaya hai to is time uski badi bahan sadhna hi ghar par hogi. Anushka ki to shadi ho chuki thi is liye wo sasuraal me rahti thi joki uske ghar se aadhe ghante ki doori par tha.
Waise to Amit ke ghar jane ka koi matlab nahi tha lekin jane kyo aaj apun ka man baar baar ladkiyo ke bare me sochne lagta tha.
Sadhna apun ko bhai to maanti thi lekin apun ye bhi jaanta tha ki uske man me kuch aur bhi hai. Ab kyoki apun ye soch leta tha ki wo laudi dost ki bahan hai is liye uske bare me galat nahi sochta tha aur na hi chahta tha ki uske sath kuch galat kare magar aaj jane kyo apun ka man aisi hi cheezo ke bare me sochne lag jata tha...lauda.
Finally apun ne decide kiya ki apun ko Amit ke ghar hi jana chahiye. Lauda, ek baar ja ke check to karna hi chahiye ki kya ho sakta hai? Apun ka matlab hai ki sadhna to is time ghar me akeli hi hogi to jab apun uske ghar pahuchega to kuch na kuch to wo sochegi hi.
Apun ne immediately bike start ki aur fir dauda diya laudi ko Amit ke ghar ki taraf. Man me tarah tarah ki baate chal reli thi aur galat iraade paale tha to lauda dil bhi dhak dhak kiye ja rela tha.
Das minute ke andar hi apun uske ghar pahuch gaya. Bike khadi kar ke apun ne uske ghar ka darwaza khatkhataya.
Thodi hi der me darwaza khula aur apun ke saamne saadhna di khadi dikhi. Shayad abhi thodi der pahle hi nahaai thi is liye uske baal thoda geele the aur baalo se nikle paani se uska deep gale wala kurta bhi thoda bheega hua tha. Apun ki nazre to uske boobs par hi ja ke chipak gayli thi.
Shayad usne ye notice kar liya tha is liye uske gulaabi hotho par muskaan ubhar aai lekin kyoki darwaza khula tha aur apun baahar tha is liye kuch ulta seedha nahi bola usne.
Sadhna di (Gala khakhar kar):- Ab dekhte hi rahoge ya andar bhi aaoge?
Uski awaaz par apun ekdam se hadbada gaya fir jaldi se khud ko samhaal kar andar daakhil hua. Pichhe usne darwaza band kiya aur fir apun ke pichhe pichhe aane lagi.
Waise to apun ko pata tha ki Amit aur uski maa ghar pe nahi hain lekin fir bhi anjaan banne ka naatak karna zaruri tha warna wo ye soch baithti ki apun galat iraade se hi yaha aaya hai.
Apun:- Aaj Amit college kyo nahi aaya di? Apun ne text kar ke usse puchha bhi tha but usne ab tak reply nahi kiya. Hai kaha wo, abhi kaan pakadta hai apun uska.
Sadhna di:- Amit to maa ko le ke Nani ke yaha gaya hai bhai. Isi liye wo aaj college nahi ja saka. Wo kya hai na ki nani ko heart attack aaya tha to unko hospital me admit karna pada.
Apun:- Oh! Ye to sach me serious baat ho gayli hai.
Sadhna di:- Haan, par kya kar sakte hain. Jo hona hota hai wo jo hi jata hai. Khair tum baitho, main tumhare liye lassi le ke aati hu.
Apun (Khushi se):- Waah! Lassi, fir to jaldi laaiye di. Aapke hath ki bani lassi ki baat hi alag hoti hai.
Sadhna di muskurate huye andar kitchen ki taraf chali gai jabki apun dring room me hi ek sofe par baith gaya.
Betichod, yaha aa to gaya tha apun lekin ab ghabrahat bhi ho reli thi. Aisa is liye kyoki apun ke man me paap samaya hua tha lauda. Man to yahich kar rela tha ki sadhna di apun ke man ka kar daale par lauda ye kaise hoga yahich samajh nahi aa rela tha.
Thodi hi der me sadhna di ek glass me lassi le kar aa gai aur apun ko diya. Apun ne glass liya to wo apun ke saamne wale sofe par hi baith gai. Unke chehre par khushi dikh reli thi.
Sadhna di:- Aaj tum bhi college nahi gaye?
Apun:- Gaya tha lekin Anushka di ne class se get out kar diya to chala aaya.
Sadhna di (Shocked):- Di ne get out kiya tha...lekin kyo?
Apun ne bata diya ki apun ka dhyaan unke padhaane par nahi tha. Fir apun ne jhooth bhi bataya ki apun ka dhyaan is baat par tha ki apun us time Amit kyo nahi aaya college ye soch rela tha. Anushka ne itni si baat par apun ko get out kar diya. Fir apun ko bhi gussa aa gaya to apun bag le kar college se hi chala aaya.
Sadhna di:- Waise to tumhe bhi pata hai ki Anushka di tum par is tarah kabhi gussa nahi karti hain balki wo to tumhe meri hi tarah bhai maanti hain lekin aaj shayad wo kuch upset thi. Isi vajah se unhone tumhe class se baahar kiya hoga. Khair main baat karungi unse.
Apun:- Koi zarurat nahi unse baat karne ki. Apun ab unse kabhi baat hi nahi karega.
Sadhna di:- Are aisa kyo kah rahe ho? Itni si baat par unse baat karna band kar doge?
Apun:- Aapko ye itni si baat lagti hai? Are pure class me apun ki ghor beizzati ho gayli thi. Sab ladke log apun pe has rele the.
Sadhna di:- Haan ye to sach me achha nahi tha. Par khair jane do. Mujhe yakeen hai ki didi ko bhi baad me apni is bhool ka ehsaas hua hoga.
Apun:- Hota rahe, apun ko to ab unse baat hi nahi karna kabhi.
Sadhna di:- Mujhse to baat karoge na ya mujhse bhi naraaz ho?
Apun (Muskura kar):- Are aapse kaise naraaz ho sakta hai apun? Aap to apun ki beautiful di ho. Hamesha apun ki favourite lassi bana ke pilaati ho. Bole to you are great...you are awesome.
Sadhna di ye sun kar muskuraai bhi aur thoda sharmaai bhi. Idhar apun ka dil ye soch ke dhak dhak kiye ja rela tha ki kya apun ki is tareef se kuch hoga?
Sadhna di:- Chal jhoothi tareef na kar. Agar main itni hi achhi hoti to tum roj mujhse milne aate aur mere hath ki bani lassi pite.
Apun:- Chalo aaj to aa gaya na apun...par ab apun ko jana padega.
Sadhna di (Chauk kar):- Are itna jaldi?
Apun:- Haan jana hi padega. Amit hota to koi baat nahi thi.
Sadhna di (Confuse):- Matlab?
Apun:- Ab apun kaise samjhaye aapko? Aap ghar me akeli hain to aas pados wale apun ke yaha rahne par kuch galat soch baithenge. Bhale hi apan dono ke man me koi galat baat na ho par logo ki soch ka kya? Is liye apun ab jaayega yaha se.
Sadhna di:- Logo ka to kaam hi hai galat sochna par tum abhi kahi nahi jaaoge. Lunch ready hai aur main bhi naha chuki hu to chalo dono sath hi khana khate hain.
Apun:- Nahi di, aapki lassi me hi apun ka pet bhar gayla hai. Waise bhi khana kha ke aapki lassi ka swaad door nahi karna chahta apun.
Sadhna di (Has kar):- Achha, kya itni pasand hai tumhe lassi?
Apun:- Haan, lekin sirf aapke hatho se bani hui. Pata nahi kya mila deti ho aap usme jo itni mithi ho jati hai.
Sadhna di (Smile):- Milaati to aisa kuch nahi hu par haan pyaar se tumhare liye banati hu is liye tumhe mithi lagti hogi.
Apun:- Haan yahich baat ho sakti hai. Iska matlab ye hua ki aap apne is bhai se bahut pyar karti hain, hai na?
Sadhna di apun ki is baat par muskura uthi. Unke gore gulaabi gaalo par surkhi bhi chha gayi. Jane kya soch ke sharma gayi thi laudi?
Sadhna di (Tirchhi nazar se):- Haan sach kah rahe ho tum. Main sach me tumse bahut pyar karti hu.
Apun ka dil dhakk se rah gaya lauda. Aankhe ye soch ke fat gayi ki kahi ye waise hi pyar ki to baat nahi kar baitheli hai jo apun ke man me chal rela hai?
Apun:- Kya sach me di? Kya aap apun ko Amit se bhi zyada pyar karti hain?
Apun confirm kar lena chahta tha ki wo kaun se pyar ki baat kar reli thi. Pata chale wo bhai wala pyar ho to betichod apun ke to laude hi lag jayenge.
Sadhna di:- Haan, Amit se bhi zyada lekin Amit mera saga bhai hai is liye use bahan ki nazar se pyar karti hu lekin tumhe...
Sadhna di ne aage apni baat adhuri chhod di aur apna sir jhuka liya. Sharm se unke gaal aur bhi zyada laal pad gaye the. Idhar apun ke dil ki ghantiya lambi lambi jump lagane lagi thi. Man me laddu se footne lage the lauda. Yahich to sunna chahta tha apun.
Apun:- Lekin tumhe kya di?
Sadhna di (Apun ko dekh kar):- Wo....wo main...dekho mujhe galat mat samjhna par sach ye hai ki tum mujhe bahut achhe lagte ho aur main tumhe ek bahan ki nazar se nahi balki ek aisi ladki ki nazar se dekhti hu jo ek behad hi handsome ladke ki chahat rakhti hai. Please mere bare me galat mat samjhna.
Lauda, ab kya kuch galat samjhne ko rah gaya tha? Well, aur to ye sab thik tha lekin apun ab ye sochne laga tha ki agar apun uski chahat ke bare me soch kar aage badhe to kahi wo apun ke gale me ghanti ki tarah bandh to nahi jaayegi? Bole to ye ki baad me kahi ye na bolne lage ki wo apun ke bina ji na sakegi aur apun se hi shadi karegi.
Betichod apun ko ye sab lauda lahsun nahi chahiye tha, apun ko to bas ek hi cheez se matlab tha aur wo cheez thi....choot.
Sadhna di (Apun ko soch me pada dekh ke):- Sorry virat, main tumse kabhi ye nahi kahna chahti thi par aaj tumse kahne se rok nahi saki. Please mujhe galat mat samajhna.
Apun:- It's okay di.
Sadhna di:- Tumhe bura to nahi laga na? Tumne mujhe galat to nahi samjha na?
Apun (Man me):- Galat kyo samjhega lauda, apun to khud galat iraade se tere paas aayla hai laudi. Apun to ab yahi chahta hai ki tu apna sab kuch khol ke let ja aur apun chha jaye tere upar.
Apun (Real me):- Nahi di, apun ko bilkul bhi bura nahi laga. Aapne to wahi kaha jo aapke dil me tha. Par apun ye soch rela hai ki kya hamare bich ye thik rahega?
Sadhna di:- Main kuch samjhi nahi. Tumhare kahne ka kya matlab hai?
Apun:- Dekho di, apun ko ghuma fira ke bolna nahi aata is liye apun saaf saaf bolta hai. Apun bhi samajhta hai ki kisi aur ko bhai bahan maan lene se wo log sach me bhai bahan nahi ban jaate. Aapne bhi to apun ko bhai mana tha par fir bhi aap apun ko ek ladka samajh ke hi pyar kar baitheli ho. Yahi baat apun par bhi laagu hoti hai. To ab apun ye bol rela hai ki agar apan log aapas me ye pyar vyar jaisa kaam karne ka soche to kya ye thik rahega?
Sadhna di ko to pahle yakeen hi na hua ki apun ye kya bol gaya hai. Fir jaise unke dimaag ki batti jali to unke chehre par chamak ubhar aai.
Sadhna di (Khush ho kar):- Haan kyo thik nahi rahega bhala? I mean..mana ki kisi ko ye baat abhi pata nahi hai lekin baad me ham bata bhi to sakte hain. Main apni maa se bata doogi ki main tumse pyar karti hu aur tumse hi shadi karungi.
Betichod, ye to sach me laude lag gaye apun ke. Matlab ki jiska apun ko dar tha wahi soche baithi thi laudi. Apun samajh gaya ki yaha iske sath aage badhna khatre se khaali nahi hai.
Apun:- Nahi di, ye thik nahi hoga. Apun ke man me aapke bare me aisa kabhi khayal nahi aaya. Aap bahut achhi lagti hain apun ko lekin aapse pyar karne ya shadi karne ka to socha hi nahi kabhi.
Sadhna di ka chamakta chehra ek pal me murjha gaya aur aisa murjhaya ki agle hi pal uski aankho me aansu jhalakte dikhe apun ko.
Betichod ye alag hi bawashir ho gayla tha ab. Apun ne ye faisla karne me bilkul bhi deri nahi ki ke laude bhaag le yaha se.
Sadhna di:- Ye tum kya kah rahe ho virat? Kya main aisi nahi hu jaisi se tum shadi karne ka soche ho?
Apun:- Aap bahut achhi hain di lekin jaisa ki apun ne kaha ki aapke bare me apun ne kabhi ye sab nahi socha hai. Waise bhi aap apun ke dost ki bahan ho to apun ki bhi bahan hi hui. Apan logo ke bich ye sab nahi ho sakta. Sorry di, apun ka irada aapka dil dikhane ka bilkul bhi nahi tha, dusri baat, aapke liye apun se bhi kahi zyada achha ladka deserve karta hai. Please try to understand....Achha ab chalta hai apun.
Apun jhat se utha aur chal diya. Sadhna di ki bachi kuchi ummide bhi maano furr ho gai thi jiski vajah se uski aankho me jhalakte aansu chhalak kar uske gaalo par aa gire the.
Apun jab bahar ki taraf chal pada to wo bhi jhat se uth kar apun ke piche aane lag gayli thi. Idhar jaise hi apun band darwaze ke paas pahucha to wo pichhe se aa ke apun se lipat gai.
Apun to shock hi ho gaya lauda aur ghabra bhi gaya ki ye kya chutiyapa kar reli hai laudi? Kahi aisa na ho ki lene ke dene pad jaye apun ko.
Sadhna di (Apun se chipke huye):- Please Virat, aise chhod ke mat jaao mujhe. Thoda to mere bare me socho.
Apun:- Ye...ye kya kar reli ho di? Dekho agar aisa karogi to apun aaj ke baad aapko apni shakl tak nahi dikhayega.
Sadhna di apun ki ye baat sunte hi jhat se apun se alag ho gai. Unki aankho me aansu the. Wo sisak rahi thi. Apun ki to ye dekh ke haalat hi kharaab ho gai lauda. Bole to bhaari tension hone lag gayli thi betichod. Man me bade bhayanak khayaal ubharne lag gayele the.
Sadhna di:- Sorry...maaf kar do mujhe. Pata nahi achanak se kya ho gaya hai mujhe ki main khud ko rok hi nahi pa rahi? Tum please galat mat samajhna mere bare me aur....aur please yaha aana bhi band mat karna.
Apun (Thoda relax hua):- Ek hi shart par yaha aaunga ki aap kabhi bhi mujhe pyar aur shadi ke liye force nahi karogi.
Sadhna di:- Thik hai nahi karungi.
Apun:- Good! Ab ja rela hai apun.
Sadhna di:- Thoda sa ruk jaao.
Apun:- Kyo?
Sadhna di:- Tum bhale hi mujhse pyar na karo, mujhse shadi na karo lekin meri ek chahat to puri kar do....please.
Apun (Man me):- Ab ye kaun sa chutiyapa shuru ho gaya lauda?
Apun (Real me):- Kaisi chahat?
Sadhna di:- Wo...wo mujhe ek baar tumhare hotho ko choomna hai. Please...itna to kar lene do mujhe.
Apun to ye sun ke gaand tak shock ho gaya lauda. Pahli baar apun ko realise hua ki ye laudi to sach me apun se love karti hai, tabhi to itni feelings ke sath aisi maang kar reli hai. Par apun ab confusion me aa gayla tha ki uski ye khwaish pure kare ki nahi?
To be continued...
Aaj ke liye itna hi bhai log...
Man laga ke padho, aur like comments kar ke apna feedback do..
Shaandar jabardast dhanshu updateUpdate ~ 01
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Life aise hi chal rahi thi. Sab log apni jagah mast the. Kisi ko kisi cheez ka tention nahi tha. Sabse zyada apun maze me tha aur apun ke sath divya maze karti thi. Subah masti aur hangame se shuru hoti aur usi masti ke sath khatm bhi hoti.
Vidhi aur apun ka subah subah cold war aise hi chalta aa raha tha lekin ham dono me se kisi ne nahi socha tha ki ek subah isi masti mazaak me kuch aisa ho jayega jiski apun ne kalpna bhi na ki thi aur sirf apun hi kyo vidhi ne bhi nahi socha raha hoga.
Actually kahani ki asli shuruaat yahi se hui thi...
Gaav se Samar chacha ka phone aayla tha ki Sandhya di ke liye ek jagah rishte ki baat ki hai. Ghar pariwar thik hai aur ladka bhi thik hai lekin chacha chaahte the ki ek baar unke bade bhai aur bhabhi yaani apun ke mom dad bhi sab kuch dekh samajh le.
Samar chacha apne bade bhai aur bhabhi ko bahut maante the aur izzat karte the. Bhale hi wo gaav me sab kuch samhaalte the lekin shaadi sambandh jaise kaam kaaj ke liye wo apne bade bhai aur bhabhi ki salaah chahte the aur sath hi unki rajamandi bhi.
Dad bhi apne chhote bhai ko bahut chahte the is liye unhone phone par chacha se kaha ki wo time nikaal kar zarur aayenge.
Dad ne jab ye baat mom ko bataya to mom bhi khush hui aur unke sath jane ko taiyar hui. Unki dekha dekhi me Sonia di bhi gaav jane ko taiyar ho gai. Jabki company me business ki dekh rekh ke liye sakshi di ko dad ne bol diya tha.
Do din baad mom dad aur Sonia di car se gaav ke liye nikal gaye. Divya bhi jana chahti thi lekin jab usne dekha ki apun ne jane ki koi baat nahi ki hai to usne bhi zyada zor nahi diya tha.
Ab bangle me sakshi di ke alawa vidhi, divya aur apun hi bache the. Dad ne apun ko samjha diya tha ki unki gair haajiri me apun hi ab apni bahno ka khayaal rakhe. Apun ne haan bol diya tha but apun to apun tha.
Mom dad ke jane ke dusre din ki baat hai. Har roz ki tarah subah hui thi lekin aaj divya apun ko jaga nahi paai thi. Ya shayad vidhi time se pahle hi jaag gai thi.
Apun kabhi apne room ko andar se lock nahi karta tha aur yahich uske liye faayde ki baat hoti thi. Us subah jab wo chupke se apun ke room me enter hui to apun mast hathi ghode bech ke soya hua tha.
Apun ko ghanta pata nahi tha ki aaj subah apun ke sath kya hone wala hai. Apun to mast neend me tha aur mast sapna dekh rela tha jisme apun vidhi ki dost reena jindal ke sath college ke bathroom me maze kar rela tha.
Lauda sapne me apun ko kisi ke dekh lene ka ya waha aa jane ka koi dar nahi tha. Balki apun to usko ghodi bana ke mast pichhe se pele ja rela tha ki tabhi apun ke sapne me khalal pad gaya lauda.
Betichod kisi ne apun ke chehre par thanda paani udel diyela tha aur apun hadbada ke cheekhte huye uth gayela tha.
Baat agar sirf itni hi hoti shayad chal bhi jata lekin apun itna zor se cheekhte huye hadbadaya tha ki apun ke chehre par paani udel dene wali vidhi ki gaand fat gayeli thi aur dar ke mare wo apun ke upar hi gir gayeli thi.
Apun ko to pata bhi nahi tha ki wo laudi paani daalne se pahle tak apun ke upar hi chehre ke paas jhuki hui thi.
Apun jaise hi cheekhte huye hadbadaya to wo dar gai aur maare hadbada ke apun ke upar hi gir gai.
Lauda, wo giri to uska chehra apun ke chehre se halke se takraya aur fir jane kaise uske gulaab ki pankhudiyo ke maafik nazuk aur raseele hoth apun ke hotho se mil gaye.
Udhar uske boobs to betichod apun ke chaude seene me hi dhans gayele the.
Betichod, apun jo cheekhte huye hadbadaya tha wo aisa ho jane se sann rah gaya. Bole to ekdam freez hi ho gaya apun. Yahi haal vidhi ka bhi ho gayela tha.
Kuch der tak apan dono log ki situation aisich rahi. Udhar apun jo sapne me reena ko pele ja rela tha uski vajah se apun ka lauda fully tantanaya hua tha jo chaddar hat jane ki vajah se vidhi ki komal aur anchudi choot ke paas ja laga tha.
Fir jaise apan dono ko hosh aaya to apan dono hi hadbadaye. Udhar wo ek jhatke se apun ke upar se uth gai.
Uske gaal sharm se gulaabi hote chale gayele the.
Itne me hi uski saanse ukhad gayeli thi.
Apun se nazar nahi mila pa reli thi wo.
Abhi apun hakka bakka sa use dekh hi rela tha ki usne ek nazar apun ko dekha aur fir sharam ke maare kamre se bhaag gai.
Uske jate hi apun ko jhatka laga aur apun ne darwaze ki taraf dekha to ek aur jhatka laga apun ko.
Betichod darwaze par divya khadi thi. Pata nahi wo kab aa gayeli thi? Shayad apun ki cheekh sun ke uski aankh khul gayeli thi aur fir bhaag kar apun ke room ke paas aa gayeli thi. Andar ka nazara dekhte hi shayad wo but ban gayeli thi aur aankhe faade dekhe ja reli thi.
Apun se jab uski nazar mili to use hosh aaya. Pahle to wo hadbadai fir mysterious smile ke sath apun ke kareeb aai.
Apun ko samajh me nahi aa rela tha ki betichod ye kya lauda lahsun ho gaya aur ab divya ko kaise face kare apun?
Apun (Thoda jhijhak kar):- Wo..wo divya yaar pata nahi ye kaise ho gaya?
Divya (Smile ke sath):- Jaise bhi hua ho bhaiya..par ho to gaya na.?
Apun:- Haan par apun ko bhaari tension ho reli hai ab. Pata nahi wo chudail ab apun ke sath kya karwayegi?
Divya:- Don't worry. Wo kuch nahi karwayengi.
Apun (Hairani se):- Ye tu kaise kah sakti hai?
Divya (with smile):- Kyoki wo yaha se gusse me nahi balki smile ke sath sharmate huye gai hain. Iska matlab ye jo hua hai isse unhe bura nahi laga hai.
Apun (Shocked):- M..matlab??
Divya:- Ab itne bhi bhole na bano bhaiya. Aapko aapse zyada janti hu main.
Baat to sahi bol reli thi wo aur jab apun ne dekha ki ye sab hone ke baad bhi wo apun par gussa nahi hui hai to apun ka confidence pal me hi laut aaya lauda.
Khair, apun ignore karne ki koshish kar rela tha but lauda baar baar apun ke hotho par vidhi ke soft soft hoth feel ho rele the.
Divya:- Waise bhaiya, kaisa feel hua aapko?
Apun (Hadbada kar):- Kya matlab?
Divya (Has kar):- Aapko achhi tarah pata hai main aapse kya puch rahi hu. Ab naatak mat kijiye aur sach sach bataiye.
Sach to ye tha lauda ki apun ye soch ke hairaan ho rela tha ki aaj divya ko kya ho gayela hai? Matlab ki aise bina jhijhak ke wo is bare me apun se puch reli thi.
Aam taur par aisa kabhi nahi hua tha. Apan dono masti zarur karte the lekin in sab cheezo ke bare me kabhi koi baat nahi kiyele the apan log.
Divya:- Ab bataiye bhi. Kya sochne lage aap?
Apun:- Kuch nahi, aur ye tu kya puchh reli hai? Sharam nahi aati tujhe apne bade bhai se ye puchhne par? Chal ja, apun bhi ja rela hai fresh hone.
Divya ne kuch der apun ko mayoosi se dekha, fir muskurate huye chali gai. Apun ne bhi raahat ki saans li. Apun ka lauda to betichod kab ka shaanti se baith gayela tha.
Well, apun fresh hua aur fir thoda workout kiya. Uske baad apun niche breakfast karne ke liye aa gaya. Itne time ke bich lauda baar baar apun ko wahi sab yaad aa jata tha aur apun soch me pad jata tha ki ye kya bawashir ho gaya aaj?
Dining table par pahucha to dekha vidhi aur divya pahle se hi apni apni kursi par gaand rakhe baitheli thi. Jabki sakshi di kitchen me thi.
Apun se nazar milte hi vidhi ne sir jhuka liya aur pata nahi kyo sharmane lagi. Divya usi ko gaur se dekh reli thi. Apun ko thoda ajeeb to laga lekin fir chupchap apun apni kursi par baith gaya.
Divya (Shararat se):- Aaj ki morning kaisi rahi bhaiya? Aaj kuch alag feel hua ki nahi aapko?
Divya ki is baat se jaha vidhi buri tarah baukhla gai aur sharmane lagi wahi apun bhi thoda jhemp gaya. Fir apun ne divya ko ghoor kar dekha to wo halke se has kar chup ho gai.
Tabhi sakshi di kitchen se apan log ke liye breakfast le aai.
Sakshi di (Divya se):- Kise kaisa feel hua hai aaj divya?
Sakshi di ke puchne par divya thoda ghabra gai. Apun ki bhi ye soch ke gaand fat gayeli thi ki kahi divya unhe sach na bata de. Udhar vidhi ki haalat to jaise ro dene wali hi ho gayeli thi. Usne request karne ke andaz se divya ki taraf dekha.
Divya (Baat badal kar):- Kuch nahi di, aapko to pata hai ki every morning bhaiya aur vidhi di ek dusre ke sath kya karte hain. Waise to har roj bhaiya baazi maar lete hain lekin aaj vidhi di ne baazi maar li aur kya badhiya baazi maari hai inhone.
Divya ki aakhiri baat sun kar vidhi ne sharm se sir jhuka liya. Uske gaal kaano tak surkh ho gayele the. Apun ne ek baar fir ghoor kar divya ko dekha to is baar usne apun ko chidhaane ke andaz se apni bhaunho ko do baar uthaya giraya.
Sakshi:- In dono ka kuch nahi ho sakta. Pata nahi kab inka bachpana jaayega.
Well, baat samhal gai thi is liye apan log ne chupchap breakfast kiya. Sakshi di ne bhi apan log ke sath breakfast kiya.
College ka time hua to apan log ghar se nikle. Sakshi di ko aaj company jana tha is liye wo baad me dad ki car se jaane wali thi.
Vidhi har roj ki tarah apni scooty se nikal gai jab ki divya apun ke sath bike se jane lagi.
Raaste me divya ne subah huye matter ke bare me apun se fir puchha lekin apun me use is baar daant diya.
Actually apun ko bada ajeeb feel ho rela tha. Waise sach to ye tha ki apun ko mast feel ho rela tha lekin usko apne andar ka sach bata to nahi sakta tha na. Is liye divya ko daant kar chup kara diya tha apun ne.
Apun ke daatne par divya ne bura sa muh bana kar thoda pichhe khisak ke baith gayeli thi. Uske chhote size ke boobs jo abhi tak apun ki peeth me chubh rele the wo hat gayele the lauda.
College pahuch kar apun ne bike park ki. Uske baad apan dono apni apni class ki taraf chal diye. Divya thoda naraaj aur udaas thi. Apun ko achha nahi laga is liye apun ne soch liya ki waapsi me uska mood thik karne ke waaste kuch karega apun.
Class me ja ke apun har roj ki tarah apni sheet par ja baitha. Apun se thodi doori par vidhi baitheli thi. Usne ek nazar apun ko dekha aur fir sharma kar saamne dekhne lagi. Uska yu sharmana apun ke man me ajeeb feel kara rela tha. Dil dhak dhak karne lag ja rela tha lauda.
Apun ne dekha aaj class me apun ke dono khaas mutra....I mean khaas mitra Amit aur Sharad nahi aayle the. Apun ne bhi socha maa chudaye lauda apun ko kya matlab. Magar lauda time hi nahi kat rela tha. Vidhi par nazar pad jaati to betichod subah ka waakya yaad aa jata aur fir apun sochne pe majboor ho jata ki jo kabhi socha nahi tha apun ne wo kaise ho gaya lauda?
Anyway, Amit aur Sharad naam ke apun ke mutra...oh sorry (Ye lauda baar baar apun ke mukh se mutra kyo nikal ja rela hai be?) Haan to apun bata rela tha ki wo dono abhi tak nahi aayele the. Pata nahi dono kaha apni gaand marwa rele the.
Tabhi class me apun ke maal ki entry hui. I mean Amit ki sauteli bahan Anushka ki. Betichod aaj to saari pahan ke aayeli thi. Kya lag reli thi lauda.
Naabhi ke niche se saari pahen reli thi jisme uska gora chikna sapaat pet aur gahri naabhi saaf dikh reli thi. Man to kiya ki abhi ja ke uski naabhi me ungli ki jagah lauda daal de apun lekin chaah kar bhi aisa na kar saka (Lauda, class me apni beizzati thode na karwani thi).
Anushka aaj shuddh indian aurat lag reli thi. Saari ke pallu ko usne fold karke apne left kandhe me pin se fansa reli thi. Uske seene ke bade bade boobs deep neck wale blouj me kaid the jinke upar ka kuch hissa saaf dikh rela tha. Betichod class me sabhi laundo ki nigaahe uske boobs par hi ja tikeli thi. Us laudi ko bhi jaise iska pata tha but raand ko isse koi fark nahi pad rela tha.
Usne ek kaatil smile ke sath class me baithe sabhi launde laundiyo ko dekha aur fir ek nazar apun ko dekhne ke baad usne padhana shuru kar diya.
Apun ka dhyaan ghanta uske padhaane par nahi tha. Apun to aaj uski patli kamar, gora chikna sapaat pet, gahri naabhi, aur upar blouj ko faad kar baahar aane ko betaab bade bade doodh dekhne me hi kho gayla tha. Jab wo palat jaati to apun ki nazar uske pichhwade me tik jaati. Kya gaand thi laudi ki. Apun ka 12 inch ka lauda fully erect ho gayela tha. Shukar tha ki apun ke aage table thi warna laude ko adjust karna mushkil ho jata.
Tabhi apun chauka. Pata nahi kaise apun ki nazar Anushka ke bade bade boobs se hat kar vidhi par pad gayeli thi. Wo laudi apun ko ajeeb bhaav se dekh reli thi. Jaise hi apun ki nazar usse takraai apun hadbada gaya aur jhat se usse nazar hata kar Anushka ko dekhne laga. I mean wo jo padha reli thi us par focus karne laga. (Man me ek hi baat chal reli thi ki vidhi kya soch reli hogi apun ki is harkat se?)
Apun ne notice kiyela tha ki aaj uski friend reena bhi nahi aayeli thi. Apun ne chupke se mobile nikala, fir pahle Amit aur Sharad ko text kiya aur fir Reena ko (Ab ye mat puchna ki apun ke paas reena ka number kaise tha?)
Amit aur Sharad ka reply to na aaya lauda but Reena ka ek minute ke andar hi reply aa gaya.
Reena:- Oho Aaj tumne khud se msg kiya mujhe? Main sapna to nahi dekh rahi?
Apun (Man me):- Haan laudi sapne me roj apun se chudti bhi hogi...aur....aur aaj to subah sapne me apun bhi tere ko pel rela tha.
But apun ne aisa use likha nahi. Waise likh bhi deta to laudi apun par gussa na karti lekin haan vidhi ko zarur bata deti. Betichod apni har baat vidhi ko bata deti thi. Khair apun ne use msg type kiya.
Apun:- Aaj college kyo nahi aai tu?
Reena:- Abhi to chaar paanch din aur nahi aaungi.
Apun:- Aisa kyo?
Reena:- Thodi problem me hu.
Apun:- Kaisi problem?
Reena:- Sach bataau ya jhooth?
Apun (Chidh kar):- Abe jhooth kyo batayegi?
Reena:- Haan tumse kabhi koi jhooth nahi bolna chahti.
Apun:- Senti mat kar, aur sach bata kya problem ho gayeli hai tujhe?
Reena (Thodi der type karti rahi, fir uska msg aaya):- Actually wo..wo jo girls ko har mahine me problem hoti hai na...wahi problem ho gai hai mujhe.
Uska ye msg padh kar apun ke body me jhurjhuri si hui. Apun samajh gaya ki laudi ko period aaye huye hain. Fir bhi anjaan ban kar usse maza lene ka socha.
Apun:- Are saaf saaf bata na. Ye kya girls problem aur har mahine bol reli hai tu?
Reena (Shock emoji ke sath):- Kya sach me tumhe girls ki is problem ke bare ne nahi pata hai ya anjaan ban rahe ho?
Apun:- Dekh tujhe nahi batana to mat bata. Zyada bhaav mat kha. Apun ko nahi pata to nahi pata, that's it. Ab msg mat karna apun ko....bhakk.
Reena:- Sorry na, please gussa mat ho. Achha saaf saaf batati hu. Actually girls ko har mahine period aate hain aur chaar paanch din tak rahte hain jisme girls ko bahut problem rahti hai.
Apun:- Kis tarah ki problem rahti hai?
Reena:- Yaar thoda to samjho. Itne to na samajh nahi ho tum.
Apun:- Okay bye.
Apun ne jaan bujh kar gussa hone ka naatak kiya. Apun aaj usse khul ke maza lene ke mood me aa gayela tha magar tabhi apun ke maze me khalal pad gaya lauda.
Anushka:- Hey you, what are you doing? Dhyaan kaha hai tumhara? Main yaha padha rahi hu aur tum pata nahi kya kar rahe ho.
Anushka ki awaaz se apun ekdam hadbada gayela tha. Class ke baaki launde laundiya apun ko dekhne lag gayele the. Kuch dheeme se hasne lage the to kuch smile kar rele the.
Lauda apun ka to bheja hi ghoom gaya. Apun ne un sabko gusse se dekha to wo sab jhat se apni batteesi band kar ke samne dekhne lage. Magar idhar Anushka apun ko ab thoda gusse me ghoorne lag gayeli thi.
Anushka (Gusse se):- Get out from my class.
Betichod, apun ko gaand faad dene wala shock laga. Anushka ne apun par kabhi aisa gussa nahi kiya tha aur na hi apun ko kabhi class se baahar kiya tha.
Madarchod apun ki to jhaanthe hi sulag gai par apun jaanta tha ki is wakt use kuch bolna khud apun par hi bhaari pad jaana tha is liye apun chup chap kursi se utha aur usko gusse se ghoorte huye class se baahar nikal gaya. But...but akela nahi nikla tha apun. Sath me apna bag bhi le gayla tha. Matlab saaf tha ki ab apun ko college me hi nahi rahna tha lauda.
Anushka ne apun ko bag le jate dekha to use jhatka laga magar boli kuch nahi. Laudi samajh gayeli thi ki apun bhi gusse me hai.
Apun bag le kar parking ki taraf ja rela tha tabhi apun ka phone bajne laga lauda. Apun ne fully ignore kiya aur aage badhta hi raha.
Parking me pahuch kar apun apni bike par baitha aur usme chaabhi laga kar start kiya.
Tabhi fir se apun ka phone ring karne laga. Apun ne is baar bhi ignore kiya. Aise hi teen chaar baar hua magar lauda mobile baar baar ring hota hi raha. Tab gusse me aa kar apun ne jeb se mobile nikala aur bina uski screen par dekhe hi gusse me chillaya.
Apun (Gusse me):- Abe kaun hai bhosdi ke, dubara call kiya to gaand faad dega. Rakh lauda.
Apun ne gusse me bina screen par dekhe hi call cut kiya aur fir mobile ko jeb me daal kar bike aage dauda diya.
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Apun ek jagah paan wale ki dukaan me khada gusse me cigarette pe cigarette piye ja rela tha ki tabhi ek scooty aa kar apun ke paas ruki. Pahle to apun ne jyada dhyaan nahi diya lekin fir achanak hi apun ki nazar scooty par baithi jis ladki par padi use dekh apun ki gaand fat gai lauda.
Scooty par vidhi sawaar thi lauda. Apun ne usko dekha to hadbada kar jhat se cigarette door fenk di. Bheje me ek hi baat aayi ki aaj to apun gaya lauda. Ye zarur ghar walo ko bata degi ki apun cigrette pi rela tha. Magar nahi, tabhi apun ki aankhe faili.
Vidhi apun ko dekhe ja reli thi aur uski aankho se aansu bah rele the. Betichod ye naya hi bawashir ho gayla tha. Lauda samajh hi nahi aaya ki wo ro kyo reli hai?
Apun (Man me tension liye):- Are tu yaha? Aur tu ro kyo reli hai?
Vidhi (Ro hi padi laudi):- Tujhe isse kya? Tujhe to baaki kisi se koi fark hi nahi padta na?
Apun ke bheje me der se hi sahi magar baat ghusi. Apun ko kuch shak hua to apun ne fauran hi jeb se mobile nikala aur usme call list dekha.
Apun ye dekh ke chaunk gaya ki apun ko parking me baar baar call karne wali apun ki judwa bahan vidhi thi aur apun ne gusse me gaali bak diyela tha. Ye dekh ke apun ki ek baar fir gaand fat ke hath me aa gai lauda.
Apun ne vidhi ki taraf aisi shakl bana ke dekha jaise betichod apun ka sab kuch lut gayla ho. Udhar aankho me aansu liye wo apun ko hi dekhe ja reli thi. Fir ekdam se usne bina kuch kahe scooty ko dauda diya. Ye dekh apun chaunka. Bheje me ek hi baat aai ki apun ki us harkat se ya ye bole ki apun ki gaali sun ke wo bahut hurt hui hogi aur ab apun se baat nahi karna chahti thi.
Betichod, bada gussa aaya apun ko khud par. Par lauda ab kya ho sakta tha? Gun se nikli goli ke maafik baat to nikal gayeli thi aur ye siyapa ho gayela tha. Apun samajh gaya ki ab vidhi ko apne hath pair jod ke manana padega. Waise to apun aisa na bhi karta to fark nahi padta but aaj do baate aisi ho gayeli thi jo nahi honi chahiye thi lauda. Ek to apun ne usko gusse me gaali de diyela tha aur dusre, usne apun ko cigrette pite dekh liya tha.
Well, marta kya na karta. Apun ne paan wale ko cigrette ke paise diye aur bike se chal pada ghar ki taraf. Apun ne ye bhi dekh liya tha ki vidhi ne apna bag peeth me taang rakha tha. Matlab wo bhi college chhod ke aa gayeli thi.
To bhai log, samajh hi gaye hoge ki apun ke saamne bhaari problem aa gayeli hai. Ab aage kya hoyega apun ko ghanta nahi pata. So let's see...what can I do about it...lauda.
First update apun ne post kar diyela hai. Man laga ke padhne ka aur bhar bhar ke like comments thokte pelne ka. Tab tak apun next update ready karta hai...koi suggestion ho to bina soche samjhe apun ko bata dene ka...okay bye..see you later. (Hatt lauda, ye bhi bolna padega apun ko)
To be continued...