Wonderful sexy conversation.
Maa: Haahaaha! main tumase pyaar karati hoon, irafaan. Mai abhi tumhare tight lund ko choomana chahti hoon!
Irfan: mnnnuuuuaaahhhhh! Haahaaha!
Maa: Theek hai. Hehe. choonki hamne bahut kuch share kiya hai aur pahle hi kai baar is baare mein baat kar chuke hain, to kya hum Delhi mein hui har baat ke baare mein baat kar sakate hain? aakhirakaar, vahan bitae hamare samay ne hi hamen yahan tak pahunchaya hai.
Irfan: Mujhe nahin pata ki kahan se shuru karoon. Maine kabhi nahin socha tha ki ham is baare mein baat karenge.
Maa: Hamen karana hi hoga!
Irfan: Mujhe pata hai, maan. Mai bhi bahut zyaada hoon. Tumhen pata hai!
Maa: koi baat nahin. Mai shuru karoonga. Toh, vahaan doosare raat.
Irfan: yeh bahut hi ghatanapoorn raat thi! Ham bahut khoe hue the.
Maa: Aur nashe mein! Haahaaha. Ham party mein bahut khoe hue aur nashe mein the!
Irfan: Hamane saath mein dance bhi kiya. Maine kabhi nahin socha tha ki tum meri jodi banogi.
Maa: Hamane kuch hi minute saath mein dance kiya. lekin…
Irfan: Lekin, kya, maa? Kya ham har cheez ke baare mein baat karane ja rahe hain? Jaise, har cheez ke baare mein?
Maa: Haan! Hamane bahut hi kam samay ke lie saath mein dance kiya, lekin maine saaf taur par mahasoos kiya ki tumhara kathor lund meri choot par dabaav daal raha hai!
Irfan: Tumane note kiya?
Maa: Yeh bahut hi kathor tha! Mei ise miss nahin kar sakati thi, Irafan. Tumhare haath meri kamar ke nichale hisse par the, mere maansal stanon ke theek oopar. Mere nipples turant kathor ho gae aur mere blauj mein baahar nikal aae.
Irfan: mujhe maaf kar do!
Maa: oh, chalo. Haahaaha. Chup raho! Tum apni maa se maafi maangne se bahut door ho, mere bete! haahaaha! Bas mujhe batao ki tum itne kathor kyon ho gae? kya tum mujhe dekh rahe the? lol!
Irfan: Mujhe ehasaas hua ki main bahut uttejit tha. Mujhe spasht roop se yaad hai ki maine saarvajanik roop se ubhaar ko chhipane ki poori koshish ki thi.
Maa: Haahaaha! aapka kis baat ne uttejit kiya, yahi woh savaal hai jiska mujhe javaab chaahie!
Irfan: Mujhe pahale laga ki yah drinks ki vajah se hai. Lekin aisa nahin tha. Imanadari se kahoon toh, mujhe aapko yah batane ki zarurat nahin hai ki kya hua! aap sach jaante hain! Maine aapko pehale hi bata diya hai ki samarohon ke dauraan har koi aapko dekh raha tha. Aur, yeh chalta raha. Mere lund ke itne uttejit hone ka kaaran yah tha ki bahut saare purush - yuva aur boodhe, meri ammi ke saath dance floor par hona chahte the, aur unhonne sabhi ne aapko baahar chalane ke lie kaha, jaisa ki maine dekha! Yahi baat mujhe uttejit karate hai! Maine kalpana ki ki aap un ladkon ke saath dance kar rahi hain aur unka lund aapki choot par ragad raha hai. unke haath aapki sexy gaand kee jad par hain.
Maa: Maine yah dekha. Mai dekh sakata tha ki thum un logon ko ghoor rahe the, haalaanki kafi door se. Thumare aankhon mei ek nishchit krodh tha. Haahaaha! haan, mujhe laga ki tum jo kuch ho raha tha usse naraz aur eershya mahasoos kar rahe ho. Mai kabhi nahin soch sakata tha ki tum apni maa ki keemat par khud ko kho rahe ho. Haahaaha!
Irfan: Mai pahale khush nahin tha. Dheere-dheere, maine mahasoos kiya ki mera lund kathor ho gaya hai. Mujhe yah pasand aaya aur main vaastav mein tumhen kuch yuva ladkon ke saath naachte hue aur apane kathor lund ko tumhare choot par ragadate hue, tumhare gaand ke gaalon ko dabaate hue dekhane ke lie taras raha tha. Us samay maine dekha ki woh ladaka tumhare paas aa raha hai. Mujhe laga ki tum usake saath naachne ka aanand loge.
Maa: lekin, tum us raat bhee ek bahut hi jimmedar bete the, Irfan. Tumne samay rahate hastakshep kiya. Mujhe khushee hai ki tumane aisa kiya!
Irfan: Mujhe karana hi tha, maa. Aisa koi tarika nahin tha jisse mai kisi betarateeb pervert ko tumhen khush karane ke lie majaboor kar sakoon!
Maa: Main vaastav mein bahut dara hua aur asahaay mahasoos kar raha tha. Woh nishchit roop se bahut majaboot tha. Jis tarah se usane mere shareer ko pakada, vah isaka spasht sanket tha. Usne apne daahine haath se mera haath pakada aur agale hi pal usaka baayaan haath meri gaand ke gaalon par tha. Kuchh hi der mein usaki ungaliyaan meri gaand ki jad ke beech se nikal gaen. Usne apna bhari ubhara hua land meri jaanghon ke beech daba diya. Mujhe apni choot par kathor rod mahasoos hui. Haalaanki mujhe usaka ravaiya naapasand tha, phir bhee mere mugh se anajaane mein ek bhaaree karaah nikal gai.
Irfan: Maine dekha, maan.
Maa: Mujhe vaakee pasand nahin aaya ki vah mere saath kaisa vyavahaar kar raha tha. Woh mujhe bahut bura mood de raha tha. Jab main vodaka ka glasa le rahi thi, tab bhi usne mujhse baat karane ki koshish ki thi, aur mujhe uska tarika bilkul pasand nahin aaya. vah bahut asabhy tha!
Irfan: Maine tumhen bina prabhaavit hue jaate hue dekha.
Maa: Usne mujhe bataya ki uska naam Atul hai, lekin uske mahila ne use daddy kahalatha tha. Tum is par yakeen kar sakate ho? usne mujhe sabse pahale yahi bataya - itni gande pick-up line.
Irfan: Sach mein! Tumhen mujhe turant phone karana chaahie tha, maa.
Maa: Mai koi tamasha nahin khada karana chahti thee. aur, mujhe nahin pata tha ki woh itna aage badhane wala hai. Woh call par bhi tha, kyunki usne mere saath flirt kiya tha. Mujhe laga ki jab main use bolungi to woh chala jaega. Woh bas phone me keh raha tha ki usne pichale dinon kisi priya ke chhedon ko kitni buri tarah se nasht kar diya tha, woh meri aur dekhate hue apne honth chaat raha tha. Mujhe ghin aa gai, Irfan. Usne yah dekha aur turant phone kaat diya. Lekin agale hi pal, usne mere saath ek selfi lene ki koshish ki, aur uske haath mere poore shareer par the. Mai nashe mein thi, lekin mai itani samajhadaar thi ki uske harakaton se napharat karati thi.
Irfan: Yeh spasht tha ki cheejen usi kshan kharaab hone lagi the, jab usne peechhe se tumhen apne baahon mein bhar liya tha.
Maa: woh mujhse dance ke lie puchta raha, aur maine use saaph-saaph bata diya ki mujhe uske saath kuchh bhi karane mein koi dilchaspee nahin hai. Lekin, woh mujhe jaane hi nahin de raha tha. Woh jald hi khud ko mere oopar thop raha tha, mujhe dance floor par dhakel raha tha. Aur mere aashchary ka thikana na raha, usne apna lund baahar nikaala, saarvajanik roop se, lagbhag turant! vahaan bahut andhera tha, lekin mujhe iski ummeed nahin thi. Usane koi underwear nahin pahana tha, jab usane zip kholi, to uska lund usake bade baalon vaale gendon ke saath baahar aa gaya.
Irfan: Mujhe pata hai! mainne pahale socha ki woh tumhen koi micro phone ya kuchh aur de raha hai.
Maa: Haahaaha! lol! khair, une uska lund mere haath me deh raha tha, uska lund bahut bada tha. Main bas dang rah gai. aur, usane apanee bahut majaboot pakad ke saath mere haath ko apane lund ke or nirdeshit karane ki himmat ki. Usne vaastav mei mujhe apana garm loude ko sahalaane ke lie bhee kaha, Irfan! mujhe uske kathor lund ki garmi mahasoos ho rahi thi. Mere ungaliyaan usake mote mote hisse ko dhakane mein saksham nahin theen. Yeh pahale se hi sir par geela tha. Maine usaka pre cum mahasoos kiya. Usane mere haath se apna lund sahalaaya, uski genden bhaari thi aur uski lund se neeche latak rahe the. Agar uska tarika mujhe prabhaavit karata, to main uske kaale baalon vaale lund ke lie apni taangen kolkhar chodvai kar letee. Bure mood mein bhi, usaka lund pakadakar meri choot gili mahasoos ho gai. Shaayad agar woh mujhe kaheen sunsaan jagah le jaata, to mujhe lagata hai ki main vahaan ek veshya kee tarah chudai kar sakati thi. usaka lund tumhare land se chhota aur bahut mota tha.
Irfan: Mai dekh raha tha ki tum bechain hone lagee ho.
Maa: Mujhe pata tha ki tum aas-paas ho, lekin mujhe nahin pata tha ki tumhen kaise bataoon ki kya ho raha hai. Mere paas chillaane aur sabko yah batane ka koi tareeka nahin tha ki mere saath durvyavahaar kiya ja raha hai. Baat phail jaegee, aur yah acha nahin lagega! Bahut kuch kaha jaega, aur shayad mai aur bhi zyaada dilachaspee rakhne vaala bhagidar ban jaoon.
Irfan: Mujhe pata hai, maan. Mujhe tum par bharosa hai!
Maa: maine use chodane ki pooree koshish kee. Maine usse kaha ki main ek maa hoon. lekin, woh sirf muskurata raha aur phir se mujhe apne lund ko chusne ke lie majboor karane laga.
Irfan: usne kya phus- phusaya? mujhe shuru mein laga ki woh tumhen choomane wala hai!
Maa: Usne kaha ki woh apne bhai ke patni ko mahinon se chod raha hai. Aur woh mere chhedon ko phaad dega, theek vaise hi jaise woh apne jeevan mein dusre maataon ke saath karata hai. Mujhe sach mein yakeen nahin ho raha tha ki yah ho raha hai. Woh nishchit roop se kisi aise vyakti ki tarah lag raha tha jo kisi mahila ko chodkar use maar sakata hai. Mai rone hi wala tha, aur tabhi maie tumhen apni or aate dekha.
Irfan: Mujhe pata tha ki mujhe hastakshep karana hoga.
Maa: tum ek sache naayak ki tarah aae, aur mujhe usse door jaane mein madad ki. Mujhe achha laga ki tumne kaise shaanti se use door dhakel diya.
Irfan: Mai kabhee kisee ko tumhen chot nahin pahunchaane doonga, maa!
Maa: aakhir kis baat ne tumhen yakin dilaaya ki woh museebat hai!
Irfan: Mujhe nahin pata. shaayad, main aise purushon ko jaanta hun jo usake jaise hain - aise purush jo mahilaon ko sirf yaun ichha ke vastu ke roop mein dekhate hain.
Maa: Tum apne doston ke baare mein baat kar rahe ho, hai na? Ab, mujhe pata hai ki tum unmen se kisi ko bhi ghar kyon nahin laee!
Irfan: Haahaaha! shaayad.
Maa: ummeed hai, Ron ko us soochi mein jagah nahin milegi! woh bahut pyaara bacha hai.
Irfan: mujhe khed hai, lekin haan! darasal, Ron soochi mein ekamatr ladka hai!
Maa: kya! bakwas! oh my...mujhe vishvaas nahin ho raha hai ki maine usaka naam liya tha jab tumne mujhe yah savaal poochhakar chidhaaya tha ki agar main tumhare doston ke saath aisa karoon to main kisake saath rahana chaahungi. Mujhe laga ki vah haanirahit hai.
Irfan: lol! tum logon ko padhane mein bahut kharaab ho, maa. Khaasakar jab yah samajhne ki baat aatee hai ki ek aadmi tumase kya chahta hai. Haahaaha! ab, bhugato!
Maa: Theek hai. theek hai, agar tum jor dete ho! Haahaaha. Mujhe pata hai tum mere lie vahaan rahoge, Irfan. Ho sakata hai ki vah mujhe lagabhag nanga kar de, lekin tum mujhe phir se bachaoge!
Irfan: Main karunga! lekin keval tabhi jab main uske saath milkar tumhen double penetrate karane ke lie bahut jyaada lalachon nahin!
Maa: you mother fucker! Tumane abhi bhi mujhe nahin bataaya ki usne vaastav mein kya kiya.
Irfan: Achha, woh achha kaam kar raha hai. haahaaha. Woh us parivaar mein gambheer roop se ghusapaith kar raha hai jo use apana maanate the.
Maa: kya?
Irfan: Ek muslim parivaar ab Ron ki daya par hai! Yeh kafi jatil hai, maa - blackmail dhokhadhadi, aur sabhj tarah ki ulajhi hui cheejen.
Maa: oh! jo bhi ho! Mujhe nahin lagata ki mai jaanna chahti hoon. ‘shabdon mein bayaan karana mushkil’ kahaaniyon ka ek aur ghanta nahin. Please hamen sirf ham donon tak hee seemit rahane den!
Irfan: jaisa aap chaahen, madam!
Maa: haahaaha! Irfan. Mai sirf meri maryada ki raksha karane ke lie aapka shukriya ada karati hoon. Meri ichha ke viruddh le jaaya jaana aakhiri cheez thi jo mai chahti thi. Woh bhi Delhi jaisi jagah par, ghar se itni door. koi bhi hamen nyaay nahin dila sakata tha. aapne mujhe bacha liya!
Irfan: Mai ek bete ke taur par vahi kar raha tha jo mujhe karana chaahie tha!
Maa: Mujhe tum par garv hai, mere pyare lundva! tumne use mujhe apamanit karane se roka. Aur tum mere saath naachane ke lie bhi sahamat ho gae, kisi ko bhi yeh mahasoos nahin hone diya ki koi ajeeb ghatana hui hai. Tum vahaan purushon mein sabse mard the. shukriya, Irfan!
Irfan: yh mera kartavy tha!
Maa: agar tumhare paapa mere saath hote, to mujhe yakin nahin hota ki ve apna kartavy nibhaate. Mujhe poora yakeen hai ki ya to unhen iski bilkul paravaah nahin hoti, ve sharaab peekar apana samay barabaad karate. ya ve bas dekhte rahate ki kaise vah naujavaan mere saath pooree tarah se durvyavahaar kar raha hai. shaayad us raat pharsh par maujood har aadmee ne mera pet bhar liya hota! main shukraguzaar hoon ki woh tum the.
Irfan: mujhe bahut khushee hai ki tum paapa se napharat karatee ho. haahaaha!
Maa: haahaaha! ve ek mahaan premee the, ek samay. ab, ve ek asaphal pati ke alaava kuchh nahin hain.
Irfan: bistar par unake saath bitae gae pal kitane garm the?
Maa: ham jo karane ja rahe hain, usase kabhi bhi utana acha nahin!
Irfan: main intazaar nahin kar sakata. mujhe khushi hai ki hamare saath Delhi huee.
Maa: Main us raat ko kabhi nahin bhulunga, Irfan.
Irfan: ham bahut zyaada nashe mein the, maa!
Maa: Haahaaha. Mujhe pata hai, Irfan. Mai tumhen ghasitate hue swimming pool mein bhi kood gai thi! Mai apni poori zindagi mein kabhi itni nashe mein nahin thi. Asal mein, yah sirf mera teesara mauka tha. Tum soch sakte ho ki meri haalat kya hoti. Nashe mein! haalaanki, tum theek lag rahe the. lagata hai tum pab mein niyamit roop se jaate ho. apni ladkiyon ke saath!
Irfan: Haahaaha! nahin, maa. Mai bahut kam peeta hoon. Aur main zyaada party bhi nahin karata. Delhi mein bas ek mazedaar raat thi. Doosare kaaryakram thakane wale the, aur main bas aaraam karane ki koshish kar raha tha.
Maa: Mujhe aashchary hua ki tum phir bhi apni bhaavanaon ko kaaboo mein rakhne mei kaamayaab rahe. Jab maine pehali baar tumhaara kathor lund mere nitambon se takaraate hue mahasoos kiya, to mujhe laga ki tumne us kameene ko door kar diya hai, bas uske lund ki jagah apna lund rakh liya hai. Haahaaha. chalo, Irfan. Tumhen pata hai ki tumhen maza aaya hoga - atul ko aaya! Agar tumne vahi kiya jo usane kiya, to mai khushi -khushi pool mein tumhara lund apne mugh mein le lene wali thi.
Irfan: Use dosh nahin de sakate. Tum us raat vaakee bahut sexy lag rahi thi. Bejod. yahaan tak ki navavivaahit ladka bhi tumhen dekh raha tha. Haahaaha!
Maa: Haahaaha! aur, tum bhi utni hi prabhavashali lag rahe the. Sirf nai dulhan hee nahin, balki usaki maa bhi - mere sabase achhe dost, raamya, tum par nazar gadae hue thi.
Irfan: Toh, ham kya dekh rahe hain? paanch log! Tum ladke ke saath aur main Ramya aunty aur unki beti ke saath ek bistar par.
Maa: Haahaaha! ham Ramya ke saath kuch nahin kar rahe. Mujhse mat poochho kyon! lol! lekin, agar tum paanch logon ke saath rahane par adi hui ho, to hamaare paas vimal hai jo tumhare madad kar sakata hai. Maine usaki hone wali patni ki maa ko dekha hai, aur woh bilkul tumhare tarah ki hai. Hehe! aisee baaten jo mujhe apne bete ko batani hain.
Irfan:Haahaaha! maa, main train ke andar hi zor-zor se hans raha hoon. Hamen yah bahut pahale hi shuru kar dena chaahie tha. Kam se kam Delhi ke lie ravana hone se pehale.
Maa: Mujhe pata hai. Yeh kam se kam Delhi mein pichhali raat! Mujhe abhi bhi nahin pata ki hotal vaapas jaate samay taxi mein mai tum par kaise jhapat pada. Tumhaare bagal mein baithe-baithe hi mere chut paani se lathapath ho gaya tha. Tumane car ke andar Ahaana ke saath jo kiya, use jaanne ke baad, main chahta hoon ki mere saath bhi vaisa hi vyavahaar ho.
Irfan: Haahaaha. oh, maa! tum meri girlfriend ke baare mein baat karana kab bandh karogi!
Jaaree rahega.......
vah yaar,bahut maja agaya,
Maa: Haahaaha! main tumase pyaar karati hoon, irafaan. Mai abhi tumhare tight lund ko choomana chahti hoon!
Irfan: mnnnuuuuaaahhhhh! Haahaaha!
Maa: Theek hai. Hehe. choonki hamne bahut kuch share kiya hai aur pahle hi kai baar is baare mein baat kar chuke hain, to kya hum Delhi mein hui har baat ke baare mein baat kar sakate hain? aakhirakaar, vahan bitae hamare samay ne hi hamen yahan tak pahunchaya hai.
Irfan: Mujhe nahin pata ki kahan se shuru karoon. Maine kabhi nahin socha tha ki ham is baare mein baat karenge.
Maa: Hamen karana hi hoga!
Irfan: Mujhe pata hai, maan. Mai bhi bahut zyaada hoon. Tumhen pata hai!
Maa: koi baat nahin. Mai shuru karoonga. Toh, vahaan doosare raat.
Irfan: yeh bahut hi ghatanapoorn raat thi! Ham bahut khoe hue the.
Maa: Aur nashe mein! Haahaaha. Ham party mein bahut khoe hue aur nashe mein the!
Irfan: Hamane saath mein dance bhi kiya. Maine kabhi nahin socha tha ki tum meri jodi banogi.
Maa: Hamane kuch hi minute saath mein dance kiya. lekin…
Irfan: Lekin, kya, maa? Kya ham har cheez ke baare mein baat karane ja rahe hain? Jaise, har cheez ke baare mein?
Maa: Haan! Hamane bahut hi kam samay ke lie saath mein dance kiya, lekin maine saaf taur par mahasoos kiya ki tumhara kathor lund meri choot par dabaav daal raha hai!
Irfan: Tumane note kiya?
Maa: Yeh bahut hi kathor tha! Mei ise miss nahin kar sakati thi, Irafan. Tumhare haath meri kamar ke nichale hisse par the, mere maansal stanon ke theek oopar. Mere nipples turant kathor ho gae aur mere blauj mein baahar nikal aae.
Irfan: mujhe maaf kar do!
Maa: oh, chalo. Haahaaha. Chup raho! Tum apni maa se maafi maangne se bahut door ho, mere bete! haahaaha! Bas mujhe batao ki tum itne kathor kyon ho gae? kya tum mujhe dekh rahe the? lol!
Irfan: Mujhe ehasaas hua ki main bahut uttejit tha. Mujhe spasht roop se yaad hai ki maine saarvajanik roop se ubhaar ko chhipane ki poori koshish ki thi.
Maa: Haahaaha! aapka kis baat ne uttejit kiya, yahi woh savaal hai jiska mujhe javaab chaahie!
Irfan: Mujhe pahale laga ki yah drinks ki vajah se hai. Lekin aisa nahin tha. Imanadari se kahoon toh, mujhe aapko yah batane ki zarurat nahin hai ki kya hua! aap sach jaante hain! Maine aapko pehale hi bata diya hai ki samarohon ke dauraan har koi aapko dekh raha tha. Aur, yeh chalta raha. Mere lund ke itne uttejit hone ka kaaran yah tha ki bahut saare purush - yuva aur boodhe, meri ammi ke saath dance floor par hona chahte the, aur unhonne sabhi ne aapko baahar chalane ke lie kaha, jaisa ki maine dekha! Yahi baat mujhe uttejit karate hai! Maine kalpana ki ki aap un ladkon ke saath dance kar rahi hain aur unka lund aapki choot par ragad raha hai. unke haath aapki sexy gaand kee jad par hain.
Maa: Maine yah dekha. Mai dekh sakata tha ki thum un logon ko ghoor rahe the, haalaanki kafi door se. Thumare aankhon mei ek nishchit krodh tha. Haahaaha! haan, mujhe laga ki tum jo kuch ho raha tha usse naraz aur eershya mahasoos kar rahe ho. Mai kabhi nahin soch sakata tha ki tum apni maa ki keemat par khud ko kho rahe ho. Haahaaha!
Irfan: Mai pahale khush nahin tha. Dheere-dheere, maine mahasoos kiya ki mera lund kathor ho gaya hai. Mujhe yah pasand aaya aur main vaastav mein tumhen kuch yuva ladkon ke saath naachte hue aur apane kathor lund ko tumhare choot par ragadate hue, tumhare gaand ke gaalon ko dabaate hue dekhane ke lie taras raha tha. Us samay maine dekha ki woh ladaka tumhare paas aa raha hai. Mujhe laga ki tum usake saath naachne ka aanand loge.
Maa: lekin, tum us raat bhee ek bahut hi jimmedar bete the, Irfan. Tumne samay rahate hastakshep kiya. Mujhe khushee hai ki tumane aisa kiya!
Irfan: Mujhe karana hi tha, maa. Aisa koi tarika nahin tha jisse mai kisi betarateeb pervert ko tumhen khush karane ke lie majaboor kar sakoon!
Maa: Main vaastav mein bahut dara hua aur asahaay mahasoos kar raha tha. Woh nishchit roop se bahut majaboot tha. Jis tarah se usane mere shareer ko pakada, vah isaka spasht sanket tha. Usne apne daahine haath se mera haath pakada aur agale hi pal usaka baayaan haath meri gaand ke gaalon par tha. Kuchh hi der mein usaki ungaliyaan meri gaand ki jad ke beech se nikal gaen. Usne apna bhari ubhara hua land meri jaanghon ke beech daba diya. Mujhe apni choot par kathor rod mahasoos hui. Haalaanki mujhe usaka ravaiya naapasand tha, phir bhee mere mugh se anajaane mein ek bhaaree karaah nikal gai.
Irfan: Maine dekha, maan.
Maa: Mujhe vaakee pasand nahin aaya ki vah mere saath kaisa vyavahaar kar raha tha. Woh mujhe bahut bura mood de raha tha. Jab main vodaka ka glasa le rahi thi, tab bhi usne mujhse baat karane ki koshish ki thi, aur mujhe uska tarika bilkul pasand nahin aaya. vah bahut asabhy tha!
Irfan: Maine tumhen bina prabhaavit hue jaate hue dekha.
Maa: Usne mujhe bataya ki uska naam Atul hai, lekin uske mahila ne use daddy kahalatha tha. Tum is par yakeen kar sakate ho? usne mujhe sabse pahale yahi bataya - itni gande pick-up line.
Irfan: Sach mein! Tumhen mujhe turant phone karana chaahie tha, maa.
Maa: Mai koi tamasha nahin khada karana chahti thee. aur, mujhe nahin pata tha ki woh itna aage badhane wala hai. Woh call par bhi tha, kyunki usne mere saath flirt kiya tha. Mujhe laga ki jab main use bolungi to woh chala jaega. Woh bas phone me keh raha tha ki usne pichale dinon kisi priya ke chhedon ko kitni buri tarah se nasht kar diya tha, woh meri aur dekhate hue apne honth chaat raha tha. Mujhe ghin aa gai, Irfan. Usne yah dekha aur turant phone kaat diya. Lekin agale hi pal, usne mere saath ek selfi lene ki koshish ki, aur uske haath mere poore shareer par the. Mai nashe mein thi, lekin mai itani samajhadaar thi ki uske harakaton se napharat karati thi.
Irfan: Yeh spasht tha ki cheejen usi kshan kharaab hone lagi the, jab usne peechhe se tumhen apne baahon mein bhar liya tha.
Maa: woh mujhse dance ke lie puchta raha, aur maine use saaph-saaph bata diya ki mujhe uske saath kuchh bhi karane mein koi dilchaspee nahin hai. Lekin, woh mujhe jaane hi nahin de raha tha. Woh jald hi khud ko mere oopar thop raha tha, mujhe dance floor par dhakel raha tha. Aur mere aashchary ka thikana na raha, usne apna lund baahar nikaala, saarvajanik roop se, lagbhag turant! vahaan bahut andhera tha, lekin mujhe iski ummeed nahin thi. Usane koi underwear nahin pahana tha, jab usane zip kholi, to uska lund usake bade baalon vaale gendon ke saath baahar aa gaya.
Irfan: Mujhe pata hai! mainne pahale socha ki woh tumhen koi micro phone ya kuchh aur de raha hai.
Maa: Haahaaha! lol! khair, une uska lund mere haath me deh raha tha, uska lund bahut bada tha. Main bas dang rah gai. aur, usane apanee bahut majaboot pakad ke saath mere haath ko apane lund ke or nirdeshit karane ki himmat ki. Usne vaastav mei mujhe apana garm loude ko sahalaane ke lie bhee kaha, Irfan! mujhe uske kathor lund ki garmi mahasoos ho rahi thi. Mere ungaliyaan usake mote mote hisse ko dhakane mein saksham nahin theen. Yeh pahale se hi sir par geela tha. Maine usaka pre cum mahasoos kiya. Usane mere haath se apna lund sahalaaya, uski genden bhaari thi aur uski lund se neeche latak rahe the. Agar uska tarika mujhe prabhaavit karata, to main uske kaale baalon vaale lund ke lie apni taangen kolkhar chodvai kar letee. Bure mood mein bhi, usaka lund pakadakar meri choot gili mahasoos ho gai. Shaayad agar woh mujhe kaheen sunsaan jagah le jaata, to mujhe lagata hai ki main vahaan ek veshya kee tarah chudai kar sakati thi. usaka lund tumhare land se chhota aur bahut mota tha.
Irfan: Mai dekh raha tha ki tum bechain hone lagee ho.
Maa: Mujhe pata tha ki tum aas-paas ho, lekin mujhe nahin pata tha ki tumhen kaise bataoon ki kya ho raha hai. Mere paas chillaane aur sabko yah batane ka koi tareeka nahin tha ki mere saath durvyavahaar kiya ja raha hai. Baat phail jaegee, aur yah acha nahin lagega! Bahut kuch kaha jaega, aur shayad mai aur bhi zyaada dilachaspee rakhne vaala bhagidar ban jaoon.
Irfan: Mujhe pata hai, maan. Mujhe tum par bharosa hai!
Maa: maine use chodane ki pooree koshish kee. Maine usse kaha ki main ek maa hoon. lekin, woh sirf muskurata raha aur phir se mujhe apne lund ko chusne ke lie majboor karane laga.
Irfan: usne kya phus- phusaya? mujhe shuru mein laga ki woh tumhen choomane wala hai!
Maa: Usne kaha ki woh apne bhai ke patni ko mahinon se chod raha hai. Aur woh mere chhedon ko phaad dega, theek vaise hi jaise woh apne jeevan mein dusre maataon ke saath karata hai. Mujhe sach mein yakeen nahin ho raha tha ki yah ho raha hai. Woh nishchit roop se kisi aise vyakti ki tarah lag raha tha jo kisi mahila ko chodkar use maar sakata hai. Mai rone hi wala tha, aur tabhi maie tumhen apni or aate dekha.
Irfan: Mujhe pata tha ki mujhe hastakshep karana hoga.
Maa: tum ek sache naayak ki tarah aae, aur mujhe usse door jaane mein madad ki. Mujhe achha laga ki tumne kaise shaanti se use door dhakel diya.
Irfan: Mai kabhee kisee ko tumhen chot nahin pahunchaane doonga, maa!
Maa: aakhir kis baat ne tumhen yakin dilaaya ki woh museebat hai!
Irfan: Mujhe nahin pata. shaayad, main aise purushon ko jaanta hun jo usake jaise hain - aise purush jo mahilaon ko sirf yaun ichha ke vastu ke roop mein dekhate hain.
Maa: Tum apne doston ke baare mein baat kar rahe ho, hai na? Ab, mujhe pata hai ki tum unmen se kisi ko bhi ghar kyon nahin laee!
Irfan: Haahaaha! shaayad.
Maa: ummeed hai, Ron ko us soochi mein jagah nahin milegi! woh bahut pyaara bacha hai.
Irfan: mujhe khed hai, lekin haan! darasal, Ron soochi mein ekamatr ladka hai!
Maa: kya! bakwas! oh my...mujhe vishvaas nahin ho raha hai ki maine usaka naam liya tha jab tumne mujhe yah savaal poochhakar chidhaaya tha ki agar main tumhare doston ke saath aisa karoon to main kisake saath rahana chaahungi. Mujhe laga ki vah haanirahit hai.
Irfan: lol! tum logon ko padhane mein bahut kharaab ho, maa. Khaasakar jab yah samajhne ki baat aatee hai ki ek aadmi tumase kya chahta hai. Haahaaha! ab, bhugato!
Maa: Theek hai. theek hai, agar tum jor dete ho! Haahaaha. Mujhe pata hai tum mere lie vahaan rahoge, Irfan. Ho sakata hai ki vah mujhe lagabhag nanga kar de, lekin tum mujhe phir se bachaoge!
Irfan: Main karunga! lekin keval tabhi jab main uske saath milkar tumhen double penetrate karane ke lie bahut jyaada lalachon nahin!
Maa: you mother fucker! Tumane abhi bhi mujhe nahin bataaya ki usne vaastav mein kya kiya.
Irfan: Achha, woh achha kaam kar raha hai. haahaaha. Woh us parivaar mein gambheer roop se ghusapaith kar raha hai jo use apana maanate the.
Maa: kya?
Irfan: Ek muslim parivaar ab Ron ki daya par hai! Yeh kafi jatil hai, maa - blackmail dhokhadhadi, aur sabhj tarah ki ulajhi hui cheejen.
Maa: oh! jo bhi ho! Mujhe nahin lagata ki mai jaanna chahti hoon. ‘shabdon mein bayaan karana mushkil’ kahaaniyon ka ek aur ghanta nahin. Please hamen sirf ham donon tak hee seemit rahane den!
Irfan: jaisa aap chaahen, madam!
Maa: haahaaha! Irfan. Mai sirf meri maryada ki raksha karane ke lie aapka shukriya ada karati hoon. Meri ichha ke viruddh le jaaya jaana aakhiri cheez thi jo mai chahti thi. Woh bhi Delhi jaisi jagah par, ghar se itni door. koi bhi hamen nyaay nahin dila sakata tha. aapne mujhe bacha liya!
Irfan: Mai ek bete ke taur par vahi kar raha tha jo mujhe karana chaahie tha!
Maa: Mujhe tum par garv hai, mere pyare lundva! tumne use mujhe apamanit karane se roka. Aur tum mere saath naachane ke lie bhi sahamat ho gae, kisi ko bhi yeh mahasoos nahin hone diya ki koi ajeeb ghatana hui hai. Tum vahaan purushon mein sabse mard the. shukriya, Irfan!
Irfan: yh mera kartavy tha!
Maa: agar tumhare paapa mere saath hote, to mujhe yakin nahin hota ki ve apna kartavy nibhaate. Mujhe poora yakeen hai ki ya to unhen iski bilkul paravaah nahin hoti, ve sharaab peekar apana samay barabaad karate. ya ve bas dekhte rahate ki kaise vah naujavaan mere saath pooree tarah se durvyavahaar kar raha hai. shaayad us raat pharsh par maujood har aadmee ne mera pet bhar liya hota! main shukraguzaar hoon ki woh tum the.
Irfan: mujhe bahut khushee hai ki tum paapa se napharat karatee ho. haahaaha!
Maa: haahaaha! ve ek mahaan premee the, ek samay. ab, ve ek asaphal pati ke alaava kuchh nahin hain.
Irfan: bistar par unake saath bitae gae pal kitane garm the?
Maa: ham jo karane ja rahe hain, usase kabhi bhi utana acha nahin!
Irfan: main intazaar nahin kar sakata. mujhe khushi hai ki hamare saath Delhi huee.
Maa: Main us raat ko kabhi nahin bhulunga, Irfan.
Irfan: ham bahut zyaada nashe mein the, maa!
Maa: Haahaaha. Mujhe pata hai, Irfan. Mai tumhen ghasitate hue swimming pool mein bhi kood gai thi! Mai apni poori zindagi mein kabhi itni nashe mein nahin thi. Asal mein, yah sirf mera teesara mauka tha. Tum soch sakte ho ki meri haalat kya hoti. Nashe mein! haalaanki, tum theek lag rahe the. lagata hai tum pab mein niyamit roop se jaate ho. apni ladkiyon ke saath!
Irfan: Haahaaha! nahin, maa. Mai bahut kam peeta hoon. Aur main zyaada party bhi nahin karata. Delhi mein bas ek mazedaar raat thi. Doosare kaaryakram thakane wale the, aur main bas aaraam karane ki koshish kar raha tha.
Maa: Mujhe aashchary hua ki tum phir bhi apni bhaavanaon ko kaaboo mein rakhne mei kaamayaab rahe. Jab maine pehali baar tumhaara kathor lund mere nitambon se takaraate hue mahasoos kiya, to mujhe laga ki tumne us kameene ko door kar diya hai, bas uske lund ki jagah apna lund rakh liya hai. Haahaaha. chalo, Irfan. Tumhen pata hai ki tumhen maza aaya hoga - atul ko aaya! Agar tumne vahi kiya jo usane kiya, to mai khushi -khushi pool mein tumhara lund apne mugh mein le lene wali thi.
Irfan: Use dosh nahin de sakate. Tum us raat vaakee bahut sexy lag rahi thi. Bejod. yahaan tak ki navavivaahit ladka bhi tumhen dekh raha tha. Haahaaha!
Maa: Haahaaha! aur, tum bhi utni hi prabhavashali lag rahe the. Sirf nai dulhan hee nahin, balki usaki maa bhi - mere sabase achhe dost, raamya, tum par nazar gadae hue thi.
Irfan: Toh, ham kya dekh rahe hain? paanch log! Tum ladke ke saath aur main Ramya aunty aur unki beti ke saath ek bistar par.
Maa: Haahaaha! ham Ramya ke saath kuch nahin kar rahe. Mujhse mat poochho kyon! lol! lekin, agar tum paanch logon ke saath rahane par adi hui ho, to hamaare paas vimal hai jo tumhare madad kar sakata hai. Maine usaki hone wali patni ki maa ko dekha hai, aur woh bilkul tumhare tarah ki hai. Hehe! aisee baaten jo mujhe apne bete ko batani hain.
Irfan:Haahaaha! maa, main train ke andar hi zor-zor se hans raha hoon. Hamen yah bahut pahale hi shuru kar dena chaahie tha. Kam se kam Delhi ke lie ravana hone se pehale.
Maa: Mujhe pata hai. Yeh kam se kam Delhi mein pichhali raat! Mujhe abhi bhi nahin pata ki hotal vaapas jaate samay taxi mein mai tum par kaise jhapat pada. Tumhaare bagal mein baithe-baithe hi mere chut paani se lathapath ho gaya tha. Tumane car ke andar Ahaana ke saath jo kiya, use jaanne ke baad, main chahta hoon ki mere saath bhi vaisa hi vyavahaar ho.
Irfan: Haahaaha. oh, maa! tum meri girlfriend ke baare mein baat karana kab bandh karogi!
Jaaree rahega.......
