Naughtyrishabh
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Behad hi shanadar or jabardast update bhai.Updated.68
Kabita or khalu aane ke baad dono bade mama ke paas chale gye or unse baat Karne lagg gye idhar Mai ammi or Khala ek jagah khade the jugde ka wait kar rahe the Maine koi wakil Nahi rakha tha dairect jugde se hi baat kar Liya tha judge khud hi Apna koi wakil le kar aane wala tha ham Teeno Cort ke bahar khade ho kar Khalu or bade mama log Ko Baat Karte huye dekh rahe the
Bade Mama- or aarif Mia Kya khabar Hai Kya jarurat thi ye Sab Karne Ki......
khalu- Mai thik hu Bhai Shab, ab Kya kar sakte Hai hamari ban Nahi rahi thi to hame yahi thik Laga.....
Bade Mama- chalo koi baat na Jo Hua so Hua ab aage Ki life achhe se bitao...
khalu-aapka sath rahega to jarur,waise sanjida Ki Shadi Ki baat ho gyi Hai aapki ammi,Mera matlab biwi maan gyi......
Bade mama- ha man hi jayegi, Aaj Sanju ko Gao le kar jaunga tab usko milunga Sanju Ki ammi se....
khalu-ye to achhi baat Hai Magar thora dhayan se aapka bhanja bahut chalak Hai usko khabar Na Lage....
Bade Mama- are uski fikar chhoro or ye btao tum dono kab Shadi karoge kuchh.....
khalu- ye kaam ho Jaye fir kuchh Dino ke baad kar lenge....
Bade mama-Meri Mano to Aaj hi Shadi kar lo aise kab tak sirf milte rahoge....
khalu- baat to aapki Sahi Hai Magar aaj Kaise hoga hamare paas rahne ke liye Ghar bhi Nahi Hai....
Bade mama- Ghar Mai dila deta hu tum log Shadi ka taiyari Karo yaha se Jane ke baad marriage Register Office me Milo tum dono Ki Shaadi Kara hi deta hu....
khalu-thik Hai Bhai Shab Magar Ghar dega Kaun....
Bade mama- jisse sanjida ki Shadi hoga wahi aadmi tu Sam kha guthli mat gin aarif....
khalu-thik Hai jaisa Aap kahe...
Udhar ye teeno baat kar rahe the or hamari taraf dekh bhi rahe the mama hamlog Ki taraf dekh kar muskura rahe the to ammi or Khala bhi muskura rahi thi unlog Ko baat Karte dekh ammi or Khala aapas me baat kar rahi thi
ammi- Dekh to Kaise wo chudail has has ke baat kar rahi Hai mujhe to uski Chal Sahi Nahi lag rahe na Jane Kitano Ko Fasa Rakhi hogi....
khala- chhoriye na aapi Jo bhi Kare wo log hame usse Kya Hai...
ammi- ha Sahi bol rahi Hai tu hame Kya Jo bhi Kare....
mai- Kya Baaten ho rahi Hai dono bahan me....
ammi- kuchh Nahi bas wo chudail ke baare me baat kar rahe the....
mai- wo chudail kaha se lag rahi Hai aapko itni achhi to dikhti Hai...
mera ye bolne par dono bahan mujhe ghur ke dekhne lagi gusse me
khala- achha to wo tumhe bahut achhi lag rahi Hai to Jao uske paas...
mai- are yaar aap log to serious ho gye Mai to mazaq kar raha tha....
tabhi judge ka gari aa gya to Raja uske paas gya jugde car se bahar Nikala to Raja se hath milaya or Apne cabin me Chala gya 5 minute baad Raja mujhe bulane Aaya
raja- Bhai Chal judge bula raha Hai...
mai- kyo tu baat kar le na Jo paisa Dena Hai de kar baat khatam kar...
raja- yaar or bhi kuchh baaten Hai tu Chal to...
mai- thik Hai...
fir Mai ammi or Khala ke pass gya
mai- Aap dono yahi Pe ruko Mai Aata hu judge se mil kar...
ammi- thik Hai tum Jao ham yahi par Hai....
fir Mai Raja ke sath jugde ke Kevin me aa gya judge Apne chair Pe baitha Hua tha Mai ander Aaya to judge uth kar Mujhse hath milaya
judge- hello young man how are you?..
mai- hii sir I am good and you?...
judge- all good to Raja bta raha tha Aap mall open Karne wale Hai....
mai- Ji ha mujhe city me ek mall open Karna Hai bas problem Hai licence ka....
judge- to ham Kis kaam ke liye Hai Aapko licence mil Jayega bas hamara khyal rakhe Aap....
mai- uski fikar Aap na Kare bas Aap licence ka jugar kijiye Baki aapka khyal to ham rakh hi lenge...
jugde- thik Hai fir deel final...
mai- bilkul or ha aapko mere liye ek achha Sa wakil khojna hoga Jo mere liye kaam Kare....
jugde- wakil Ki Kya jarurat Hai ham Hai Na....
mai- to thik Hai sir Aap Mera number le lijiye or thora jaldi se ye divorce nipta dijiye....
judge- thik Hai Aap bahar 10 minute wait kijiye pepar Aata hi hoga...
mai- ok sir...
judge se baat Karne ke baad Raja Ko Jo Maine paisa Diya tha wo judge Ko de Diya or ham dono bahar aa gye Khala or ammi ke paas hamare aate hi ammi hamse puchhi
ammi- Kya Hua Sab thik Hai Na...
mai- ha ammi Sab thik Hai 10 minute baad kaam ho Jayega.....
khala- or kitna time lagega...
mai Khala ke pass gya or unke kaan me bola
mai- bas 10 minute or Meri Jaan uske baad Aap Meri ho jaogi...
ye Sun ke Khala sarma gyi or thora muskura di Khala Ko muskurate dekh ammi hamse puchhi
ammi- Kya baat tum dono to Abhi se hi Mujhse chhup ke baat karne lage....
fir Mai ammi ke pass Aaya or unke bhi kaan me bola
mai- aisi baat Nahi darling bas Mai bta raha tha Ki Raat me Aap dono ke Saath Masti karunga....
ammi ye Sun ke thora sarma gyi or mere seene par dheere se mukka Mari
ammi- badmas Abhi aisa kuchh Nahi hoga wo bhi ham dono ek sath thora Saram Karo....
mai- iska matlab Raat me kuchh Nahi hoga...
ammi- Maine aisa thori kaha Hai bas teeno sath me Nahi tum chaho to Aaj sanjida Ko pyar de sakte waise bhi bechari kitne Dino se aisa pyar ke liye taras rahi Hai....
mai- ooo to aisa baat Hai to thik Hai Aaj Mai Khala Ko aisa pyar dunga jaisa wo Kabhi Nahi Payi hogi....
ammi- mujhe tumse yahi ummid thi beta par aaram se Karna tum pura Tod Ke rakh dete ho....
mai- hehe, wo to time aane par Pta chalega Kaisa pyar Karta hu Mai...
khala ham dono Ki baat thora thora sun rahi thi or man hi man muskura rahi thi
( Sanjida man hi man me - Aaj to Mai aisa pyar karungi jaisa Maine Kabhi Nahi Kiya ho hay Kaisa lagega jab Sahil Mujhe pura nangi kar dega or mujhe chodega ahhh bahut Maza aayega Aaj Mai bhi Sahil Ko aisi Maza dungi jaisa wo Kabhi Kisi se Nahi Paya hoga )
kuchh der baad darban hame bulane Aaya to ham jugde ke Kebin me chale gye hamare sath Raja, mama, kabita,khalu,bhi ander aa gye jugde hame baithne Ko bola to ham Sab baith gye fir judge divorce paper Pe Khala or khalu Ko bula kar sign le Liya or gawahi me Mai or ammi Khala ke taraf se sign kiye or khalu ke taraf se kabita or mama
(Judge bahut hi pahucha hua cheej tha wo pahle hi divorce approval paper le aaya tha ek copy Khala Ko Diya or ek copy khalu Ko )
judge- ha to Aaj se Aap dono husband wife Nahi rahe Aap deside kariye Ki Bache kiske sath rahenge.....
mai- sir ek bachha ka to Pta Hai Ki wo hamare sath rahegi jiska name arshi Khan Hai Magar dusri ka Nahi Pta agar aarif uncle sath me rakhne chahte Hai to hame koi problem Nahi Hai.....
ye Sun kar Khala chauk gyi or mujhe dekhne lagi to Mai unko isara se bola Sab thik Hai baad me btata hu
khalu-Nahi Nahi judge Sahab ham kisi Ko Apne sath Nahi rakhna chahte Hai dusri beti sajda Khan usko bhi yahi rakhenge Apne sath....
mai- thik Hai to fir dono Khala ke sath hi rahegi hame koi problem Nahi Hai....
jugde- ek Baar fir soch lijiye...
Khala- judge hame kuchh Nahi sochna Hai dono hamare sath hi rahegi.....
judge- dekhiye aise to kannon ke hisab se Bache diside Karte Hai kiske sath rahna Hai Magar Sahil ke kahne ke chalte Mai ye kar raha hu to fir Tay raha dono betiya apni MAA ke sath rahegi....
Or fir jugde ne ek pepar type Karaya or Khala or khalu ka sign le kar de Diya fir ham log bahar aa gye Mai judge se mila or unko Apna number de Diya or uske number Mai le kar bahar aa gya Khalu Abhi gye Nahi the Mera hi wait kar rahe the to Mai unko Apne sath le Liya or Apne car me aa gya
mai- ha to Aap wo sabut laye Hai Jo Mai Janna chahta tha....
Khalu- ha Laya hu Magar pahle Mera video or paisa chahiye....
mai- ha wo to Mai bhi Laya hu Mai Apna wada Kabhi Nahi todta hu ye lijiye...
to Mai wo video wala pandrive de Diya or paisa bhi to khalu bhi mujhe ek memory card Diya
khalu- isme Sab kuchh record Hai Jo tum Janna chahte ho...
itna bol kar khalu car se bahar nikalne lga to Mai unka hath pakad Liya
mai- itna jaldi Kya Hai mujhe check to kar Lene dijiye kahi ye khali to Nahi Hai...
khalu- bilkul Nahi Sab kuchh isi me Hai Barosa bhi koi cheej hota Hai ...
mai- dekho to bharosa ka baat Kaun kar Jo Ki apni biwi ka rap Karta tha jabardsti Karta Hai....
ye Sun ke khalu Apna sir jhuka Liya Mai wo memory card Apne mobile me lagaya or file check Kiya to such me usme Sab kuchh record tha Mai Abhi Suna Nahi tha Ki Kya Hai usme bas sirf file dekh kar band kar Liya fir khalu or Mai car se bahar aa gye Sab log hame hi dekh rahe the
mai- to Aaj se aapka koi bhi rista Nahi Hai sanjida se galti se bhi Kabhi uske samne mat aana Nahi to Mai Apka wo Hal karunga Jo Ki Aap soch bhi Nahi sakte....
mera Khala Ko name se bulane par khalu thora chauk gya Magar wo utna dhayan Nahi Diya or mama ke paas ja kar unse kuchh baat Kiya or kabita Ko le kar waha se Chala gya fir Mai Sabke paas aa gya fir ham log car me baith kar Ghar Ke taraf Chal diye Raja Apne bike se Ghar Chala gya or Mai sabko le kar Apne Ghar Ke taraf car Ki aage ke sheet per mama baithe huye the or pichhe ammi or Khala
bade mama- Kya baat hai bhanje tu to kafi hosiyar ho gya Hai Sab kuchh khud hi sambhal liya....
mai- wo to Hai mama waise Mai aage Chal ke bahuto Ko sambhalne wala hu....
bade mama- Mai samjha Nahi...
mai- or Aap samjhoge bhi Nahi...
aise hi baat Karte Karte ham sajda ke college pahuch gye fir usko pick Karke arshi ke school gye or waha se arshi Ko le kar Ghar aa gye ham Khala ke Ghar aa gye the Ghar aane ke baad Khala or ammi kitchen me Khana banane chali gyi or ham log bahar sofe par baith kar baten kar rahe the fir mama ko Kisi Ka call Aaya to wo chhat par chale gye or Mai arshi or sajda ke room me Chala Aaya or un dono se baat Karne Laga 1 ghanta baad Khana ban gya to Khala ham Ko bulayi to ham log Khana khane baith gye kuchh der baad Sab log ka Khana ho gya to Sab log hath dho kar sofe par baith gye or mama ammi or Khala Ko
bade mama- sazia Mujhe thora kaam Hai 2 ghante me aa jaunga...
ammi- thik Hai Bhai...
fir mama Ghar se chale gye apni car le kar unke Jane ke Karib 1 ghanta baad mere mobile par ek call Aaya to Maine receive Kiya udhar se Jo kuchh us aadmi ne bola wo sun kar Mere hath se mobile chhut gya or Mai niche zameen par baith gya ye dekh kar ammi or Khala dono ghabra gyi or daur ke mere paas aayi
ammi- Kya Hua, beta Kaun tha Kya bola tum itna ghabraye kyo ho....
mere muh se kuchh Nikal Nahi raha tha
khala- Kya Hua Sahil kuchh bolo bhi Kiska call Aaya tha....
mai kuchh bol Nahi raha tha bas mere ankh se ansu aa rahe the ye dekh kar ammi or Khala dono or ghabra gyi or wo dono bhi Rone lagi
ammi- beta mere babu kuchh bolo to kiska call Aaya tha...
is baar ammi Mujhe hilate huye boli tab mujhe hosh aaya to Mai jhat se utha or ammi Ko bola
mai- ammi hame hospital Jana hoga wo papa ka(....................)
Bahut khoob superb.
Last me suspense....
