Updated.70
Raja arshi or sajda Ko Lene uske Ghar Ke liye nikal gya tha Mai papa ke paas aa gya waha ammi or Khala bhi maujud thi papa mujhe dekh kar Apne paas bula liye
papa- beta mujhe Pta Hai Ki ye Karna tumhare liye bahut muskil Hai Magar Aaj Nahi to Kal mere Jane ke baad Karna hi tha to tum jyada mat sochna.....
mai- papa mujhe is cheej ka bura Nahi lag raha Hai Ki Mai ammi or Khala se Shadi kar raha hu mujhe to aapke Jane ka bura lag raha Hai Mai aapke bina Kaise Sab kuchh sambhalunga.....
ye bol kar Mai Rone Laga to papa Mera hath pakad liye or Apne sine se Laga liye papa ke bhi ankh me anshu the
papa- beta mujhe maaf Karna Mai tum Sab Ko akela chhor kar ja raha hu Magar Mai Hamesa tumhare sath hi rahunga Mera jism to yaha Nahi hoga magar Mera ruh tumhare sath hamesha rahegi beta....
mai- ye Mai janta hu papa lekin Mera Dil bahut ro raha Hai aapke liye....
papa- beta tum ro mat khud Ko sambhalo mujhe garv Hai Mera tumhare jaisa beta Hai bas apni ammi or Khala ka khayal rakhna....
mai- aapse wada Karta hu Ki Mai in dono khud se jayada khyal rakhunga....
papa- beta ek baat or Maine tum dono se chhupaya tha mujhe pahle se hi cancer tha ye baat mujhe khuchh din pahle Pta chali thi isiliye to Mai Sab kuchh tumhare Naam kar Diya tha.....
ye Sun kar ham Sab chauk gye
ammi- aapne kyo Nahi bataya hame itni badi baat Apne Dil me rakhe the Aap....
papa- mujhe maaf kar Dena sazia Mai tumhe wo khusi Kabhi Nahi de Paya Jo tum disserv Karti thi.....
ammi- Aap Apne Aap Ko dosh mat dijiye aapke sath mujhe Har khusi Mili Hai mujhe Kabhi Kisi cheej Ki kami mahsus Nahi Karaya aapne....
papa- tum bahut achhi ho sanjida yaha aao....
khala- Ji Bhai Sab boliye...
papa- sanjida tum apni aapi or Sahil ka khayal rakhna Kabhi Apne Dil me apni aapi ke liye kuchh mat sochna teeno pyar se rahna Mai bas yahi chahta hu....
khala- Aap fikar mat kijiye Mai Kabhi aisa kuchh Nahi sochungi...
papa- Sahil beta jaldi Karo mujhe lagta Hai Mera waqt Karib aa gya Hai......
papa jor jor se sans Lene lage to nurse jaldi se unko Oxygen, Laga di bechari nurse bhi ye Sab Sun ke bahut soked thi use to samjh hi Nahi aa raha tha Ki ek MAA ,bete Ki Shadi hone wali Hai or sath sath uski mausi se bhi nurse, mujhe kuchh ajeeb tarah se dekh rahi thi to Mai samjh gya Ki aisa kyo Hai fir, Mai ammi or Khala Ko bhi bol Diya ready hone ke liye or khud Apne room me Chala gya tab mujhe yaad Aaya Ki mere paas to kapde hi Nahi Hai Shadi Ke liye,to Mai ammi Ko aawaj Diya to ammi mere paas aayi
ammi- ha beta Kya Hua...
ammi Ko dekh kar mujhe lag raha tha Ki wo bahut dukhi Hai
mai- ammi Mujhe Pta Hai Ki ye shadi Karne ka Sahi waqt Nahi Hai magar Mai papa ki aakhri ichha Ko tal Nahi sakta....
ammi- mujhe Pta Hai beta or tum ye Sab mat socho Mai janti thi Ki ek na ek din aisa hone wala Hai....
mai- Kaise...
ammi- wo Mai tumhare papa Ki medical report Dekhi thi par itna jaldi hoga ye Nahi socha tha or wo bhi is samay jab tumhare papa is Duniya se Jane wale hai to thora ajeeb feel ho raha Hai....
mai- Mera bhi same Hal Hai.....
ammi- lekin tum pahnoge Kya...
mai- agar aapko bura Na Lage to Mai papa ka kapda pahan leta hu Jo wo Apne Shadi me pahne the...
ammi- mujhe kyo bura lagega Mai Abhi Lati hu.....
fir ammi papa ka kapda mere liye nikalne chali gyi Khala bathroom me ready ho rahi thi kyoki Mera Ghar bahut chhota tha
(udhar Raja Khala ke Ghar pahuch gya )
raja waha pahuch kar door bell bajaya to arshi gate kholi arshi Raja Ko dekh kar usko ander aane Ko boli
arshi- are Raja Bhai Aap aaiye ander Baki Sab kaha Hai khalu Kaise Hai....
raja- wo Sab Sahil ke Ghar Pe Hai tum dono Ko bulaya Hai....
arshi- thik Hai ek minute Mai aapi Ko bol deti hu aane ke liye....
raja bahar hall me sofe par baith gya arshi Apne room me chali gyi
arshi- aapi chaliye Bhai ke yaha Sab log wahi Hai hame bulaya Hai......
sajda- Kaun Aaya Hai hame Lene ke liye or khalu Kaise Hai....
arshi- wo Raja Bhai aaye Hai mujhe Nahi Pta wahi ka kar maloom hoga chaliye kapde change kijiye...
sajda- Mai aise hi thik hu koi Shadi me Nahi Jana Hai Jo kapda change Karu....
arshi- thik Hai mat Karo chalo chalte Hai....
fir arshi or sajda Raja ke sath Ghar se Nikal gyi Jaise hi wo log niche car ke pass pahuche waise hi mama ka car unke paas ruka
Bade mama- are bacho tum Sab kaha ja rahe ho tumhari ammi kaha Hai....
arshi- wo khalu ka accident ho gya Hai ammi unke Ghar par Hai....
bade mama- kyaaaa Kaise mujhe Kisi ne btaya Nahi chalo tum log nikalo Mai bhi Aata hu.....
arshi- thik Hai....
(fir wo log waha se nikal gye mere Ghar Ke liye )
Mai yaha ready ho papa ka sherwani pahan kar ready tha ammi or Khala dono bhi ready ho gyi thi unko Sama ne taiyar Kiya tha kuchh der baad Raja bhi sabko le kar aa gya jab wo log ander aaye to sath me mama bhi tha jab mama ham log Ko is Hal me dekhe to unka hosh hi udd gya pahle to wo papa ke paas gye unse mile fir bahar hamlog ke paas aa kar bole
bade mama- sazia ye Sab Kya ho raha Hai tum log ye Shadi ka kapda kyo pahne ho Kya Chal Kya raha Hai.....
ammi- Bhai wo hamari Shadi hone wali Hai Sahil se......
ye Sun kar to mama ka dimag hi hil gya
bade mama- kyaaaa ye Kya bol rahi ho tum Sab ka dimag to thik Hai Abhi aarif ISS haal me Hai or tum log Shadi Karne wale ho.....
ammi- Bhai wo Sahil ke papa ne hi bola Hai unka yahi aakhiri ichha Hai.......
bade mama- mujhe kuchh Nahi Pta tum log Shadi Nahi karoge....
ammi- aisa mat kijiye Bhai please....
bade mama- Nahi ye Nahi ho sakta Hai tum dono Sahil se Shadi Nahi karogi......
mai- kyo Nahi aapko Kya problem Hai.....
bade mama- tum chup raho Bache Mai baat kar raha hu na....
ammi- Bhai Aap Sahil se is tarah baat mat kijiye or aapko isme dakhal dene Ko koi jarurat Nahi Hai.....
bade mama- are wah ye tum Mujhse bol rahi ho tum bhulo mat Ki Mai tumhari bada Bhai hu or baap bhi.....
mai- mama dekhiye ham aise hi bahut prisan Hai Aap or problem create mat kijiye ye Shadi to ho ke rahega.....
bade mama- Mai bhi dekhta hu Kaise hota tum dono Chal mere sath Mai jaha bolunga waha tu Shadi karegi.....
khala- Nahi Mai aapke sath Nahi aaungi Aap Jaiye yaha se aapko koi Haq Nahi Hai meri life me dakhal dene ka.....
bade mama- thik Hai to tum Sab aise Nahi manoge ruko Mai batata hu.....
to mama Apna fhone nikal kar kahi call kar ke baat Karne lage to Mai Bhai waha se thora side me Aaya or Salim Ko call kar Diya
mai- hello Salim Bhai....
Salim- ha boss boliye....
mai- Salim Bhai Abhi jitne aadmi Aap ikkatha kar sakte ho Karo or Mera Ghar Ke bahar aa Jao or ha Sab log ke hath me gun hona chahiye police ka tension mat Lena Mai Sab dekh lunga......
Salim- thik Hai boos Mai jaldi Aata hu lagta Hai Aaj kuchh action Karne ka mauka milega....
mai- ha milega jaldi aao Aap log chhipe rahna Jaise hi koi mere Ghar me aane Ki kosis Kare salo Ko pakad Lena jarurat pade to mar bhi Dena Mai Sab dekh lunga....
salim- thik Hai boss....
fir Mai call cut kar ke sabke samne aa gya is Sab ke bich mai bhul gya tha Ki arshi Sab kuchh suun rahi Hai to Mai arshi ke taraf Dekha to wo ankh faare Sabko dekh rahi thi to Mai arshi ke paas gya or uska haat pakad ke side me le aaya mere sath sath ammi or Khala bhi aa gyi sajda ka mujhe Pta tha Ki uss Sali Ko Koi farak Nahi parta Hai in Sab se
mai- dekh arshi tu Abhi Jo kuchh bhi Suni Hai wo Sab such me hone wala Hai.....
ye Suun kar arshi ke ankh me ansu aa gya
ammi- Dekh beta Mai janti hu Ki tujhe ye Sab ajeeb lagega Magar yahi sach Hai ye hamare khandan Ki riwaj Hai Pati ke Marne ya fir talak hone par Aurat Ko Apne bete se hi Shadi Karna padta Hai.....
arshi- chhi, ye Kaisa riwaj Hai Aap log Ko ho Kya gya Hai mujhe to kuchh samjh me Nahi aa raha Hai....
khala- beta aapi Sahi bol rahi yahi riwaj Hai hame manna hota Hai tumhari Nani bhi to tumhare mama se Shadi Ki Hai.....
arshi- Kyaaa ye Kya bol rahi ho Aap ammi....
mai- arshi tu samjhne Ki kosis kar tujhe ye accept Karna hoga....
arshi- chalo Mai maan Leti hu Ki khala aapse Shadi karegi Magar ammi kyo wo to Shadi shuda Hai....
mai- ab Nahi Hai unka talaq ho Chuka Hai.....
arshi- kyaaaa kab Aap log bahut bure ho Sab kuchh Mujhse chhupa kar rakhte ho aakhir ammi ne talaq kyo liya....
mai- tujhe to Pta Hai tumhare papa Kaise the kitna taklif dete the isiliye.....
arshi- ha Pta Hai Magar Shadi Karna jaruri Hai....
mai- ha jaruri Hai Mai tumhari ammi se pyar Karta hu or wo bhi Mujhse Karti Hai mere sath rahna chahti Hai......
arshi- ( rote huye ) par mera Kya hoga Mai bhi to aapse pyar karti hu......
ye Suun kar ham Teeno chauk gye
mai- Kya ye Kya bakwas kar rahi Hai....
arshi- achha Aap log ek dusre se pyar Karo wo Sahi Hai or Mai Karu to bakwas.....
khala- lekin beta ye kab Hua...
arshi- usi din se jabse Mai Bhai Ko Dekhi hu.....
ammi- thik Hai to tu chahti Kya Hai tu bhi isse Shadi karegi.....
arshi- chahti to thi par ab Nahi Mai Shadi to Nahi karungi bas mujhe pyar chahiye Jo Bhai Aap log se karenge.....
ammi- Mai samjhi Nahi tera bolne ka matlab....
arshi- matalb ye Ki Mujhe bhi Bhai se biwi jaisa pyar chahiye hoga Mai jab chahu tab.....
ye Suun kar ham log ka dimag hil gya
khala- tu hosh me to Hai ye bol rahi Hai....
arshi- ha Mai hosh me hu agar aap logo Ko ye majur Hai to mujhe iss Shadi se koi problem Nahi Hai....
ammi- beta aisa Sahi Nahi agar tu Shadi Karna chahti Hai to hame koi problem Nahi Hai....
arshi- Nahi Mai Shadi Nahi karungi mujhe Bhai Ko baap or Pati dono ek sath Nahi banana Hai....
mai- thik Hai pagal ladki Aisa hi hoga tujhe jab bhi Mujhse pyar chahiye tab milega ab khus....
arshi- such me Aap log maan gye...
ammi- ha ham Sab maan gye par sajda ka Kya usko Kaun samjhayega.....
mai- uska tension Aap log mat lo wo samjh jayegi....
khala- lekin Kaise...
mai- wo Mai aap Sab Ko baad me bataunga Abhi ye mama ko dekhiye Hai par mujhe samjh Nahi aa raha Hai usko problem Kya Hai....
ammi- ye to hame bhi samjh me Nahi aa raha Hai.....
mai- chaliye dekhiye Hai Kya Karne wale Hai mama....
fir ham Sab uth kar Raja or Sama ke paas chale gye...
raja-yaar Bhai ye tera mama Kya Karne wala Hai mujhe to tension ho raha Hai...
mai- ek baat bta tujhe ladne to Aata Hai Na....
raja- kyo Kya Hua...
mai- mujhe lagata Hai yaha kuchh der me action hone wala Hai...
raja- tu mazaq bahut achha kar raha Hai tu Kaise itna kuchh jhel leta Hai mujhe bahut Bura lag raha Hai uncle Ko dekh kar yaar....
mai- mujhe bhi par Kya kar sakte Hai Allah Ko Jo Manjur wahi hota Hai ......
Raja- ye to such kaha tune Mera bhi baap mara tha to mujhe bhi bahut Bura laga tha to Mai samjh sakta hu....
mai- Chal wo Sab chhor tu ja or kazi Ko lekar aa.....
raja- thik Hai par tu Salim Bhai Ko call kiya....
mai- wo to kab ke kar Diya wo log bahar hi Honge dekh Lena......
raja- thik Hai...
fir Raja bahar Chala gya to Mai socha chalo mama ko samjha kar dekhte Hai kahi maan Jaye to mai mama ke paas Jane Laga to ammi Mera hath pakad Li or puchhi kaha ja raha hu to Mai unko bta Diya Ki Mai kaha ja raha hu to ammi boli ham bhi chalte Hai or Mai Sama Ko bol Diya papa ke paas rahne ke liye or ham mama ke paas aa gye
Mai- mama Aap kyo aise kar rahe ho aapki problem Kya Hai wo batao...
Bade mama- Meri problem tum Nahi samjhoge sazia or sanjida ka Shadi tumse Nahi hone dunga....
mai- par kyo...
bade mama- kyoki uski Shadi Maine Tay kar Diya Hai Apne dost ke sath or uska baap hone ke naate ye faishla Mai lunga.....
mai- ye to hone se raha aapko samjhna hoga Ki Mai Khala se bahut pyar Karta hu or Khala Mujhse to Mai inki Shadi Kisi or se Nahi hone dunga iske liye mujhe Jo Karna padega wo Mai karunga....
bade mama- Kya kar loge tum tumhe Pta Nahi Hai Mai Kya Karne wala hu to bhalai isi me Hai Ki sanjida Ko mere sath Jane do....
Ammi- Bhai mujhe aapse aisi umeed Nahi thi Aap aisa kyo kar rahe Hai sanjida hamare sath bahut khus rahegi.....
khala- ha Bhai please maan Jaiye Mai Sahil se bahut pyar karti hu uske bina Nahi rah sakti hu.....
bade mama- tum Sab Nahi manoge ruko....
(or mama Apna mobile Nikal kar call Laga diye)
bade mama- madarchod kaha mar gye Abhi tak tum log aaye kyo Nahi jaldi aao....
ammi- ye Aap kisko bula rahe Hai....
bade mama- Abhi Pta Chal Jayega...
mai- thik Hai Mai bhi dekhta hu Aap Kya Karte ho....
ham log mama ke paas se Apne room me chale gye kuchh der baad Raja wo kaji Ko bhi le aaya kaji mere Ghar ka Mahaul dekh kar thora hairan ho gya kaji ke aane ke baad ham papa room chale gye mama kazi Ko dekh kar hamare paas aa gye or kaji ka collar pakad ke usko bola
bade mama- suun be kazi bhag ja yaha se Nahi to Mai tujhe jinda gad dunda yahi par......
mai- are are ye Kya kar rahe Hai Aap chhoriye inko....
bade mama- tu chup rah Bache....
mai- bhosdi ke mama jabse dekh raha hu bacha bacha bole ja raha bahanchod Raja pakad is made chod ko.......
mere bolne par Raja jaldi se mama ke pichhe aa gya or uska gardan ko dono hath se pakad Liya or pichhe Khicha or Mai kazi ka collar chhuda kar mama ka dono hath pakad Liya
bade mama- dekh Bache ye tu thik Nahi kar raha mujhe janta Nahi Hai tu......
mai- achhe se janta hu mama tujhe tu to bachpan se mujhe pasand Nahi Hai Meri ammi Ko Kis Nazar se dekhta Hai mujhe achhe se pta Hai.....
(ye Suun kar ammi or Baki ke Sab chauk gye )
ammi- Kyaa ye Kya bol rahe ho beta tum....
mai- ha ammi ye bhosdi wala aapko nahate huye dekhta tha Kabhi Aap soyi rahti thi tab ye aapko chhuta tha isko lagta tha Mai kuchh Nahi janta tha Mai bacha tha to......
ammi- chhi ghatiya insan.....
(ye Suun kar mama ka bhi bolti band ho gya)
mai- Raja isko bandh de kursi par dekhta hu ye chutiya Kya karta Hai ab....
raja- ha jarur Aaj isse pura hisab karenge......
to Raja mama ko kurshi par baitha ke pakde Hua tha Mai Apne room se Apna belt Nikal kar Laya or usko kurshi me bandh Diya, kahi khul na Jaye to Mai kitchen se Rassi la kar uske pair Ko bandh Diya,
bade mama- ye tu thik Nahi kar raha Hai sazia samjha Apne bete Ko.....
ammi- Mera Naam apni gandi zuban se mat lo ghatiya insan Sahi kar raha Hai Mera beta.....
mama ko samjh aa gya tha Ki wo ab fash gya Hai,
mai- Raja iska mobile le or Zara check kar kisko call kiya tha ye to Raja uska mobile le kar check Kiya to ,
raja- Bhai ye koi Unknown number Ko call kiya Hai koi Naam save Nahi Hai....
mai- Kya such me....
raja- khud dekh le....
to mai mobile le kar Dekha to such sirf number tha to Mai wo mobile Apne paas rakha or kaji Ko bola
mai- kazi Sahab ab Aap nikah Ki taiyari kijiye.....
kazi- bete pahle tumhare papa Ko tumhari ammi Ko talaq dena hoga.....
ye Suun kar papa mujhe bula liye
mai- ha papa...
papa- apni ammi ko bulao...
to ammi papa ke paas aa gye to papa ammi ka hath pakad ke
papa- sazia Mai tumhe talaq deta hu....
papa ammi Ko teen Baar talaq deta hu bol diye to kazi nikah ka pepar Nikala or hame sign Karne ke liye bola to pahle Mai sign Kiya fir ammi uske baad dusra pepar Nikala to uspe bhi Mai sign kar Diya fir Khala bhi sign kar di fir Kazi room ke beech me ek parda lagane ke liye bola to Mai or Raja ammi Ki saree se beech me parda kar diye ek taraf Mai Raja or kazi the or papa Apne bed par se dekh rahe the or dusri taraf ammi or Khala or Baki ke Sab Arashi, sajda, Sama,or wo nurse fir Kazi mujhe Kalma padhaya fir ammi Ko or teen Baar kubul Hai bolne ke liye ham dono Ko bola to ham waise hi bol diye uske same cheej Khala or Mujhe bolne ke liye bola to ham dono bhi kubul kar liye to kazi bola,
Kazi- Aaj se Aap teeno Mia biwi huye bete Mubarak ho....
or Mujhse hath milaya fir Raja bhi Mujhse Gale Mila or
raja- Bhai Shadi Mubarak ho...
mai- sukriya mere Bhai....
fir Mai papa ke paas gya to papa mujhe pakad ke apne seene se Laga liye unke ankh me annshu the
papa- sukriya bete Meri aakhri ichha Puri Karne ke liye ab Mai chain se is Duniya se ja sakta hu,....
mai- papa ye to mera farz tha....
fir ammi or Khala bhi papa ke paas aa gyi to papa ammi or Khala dono ka hath mere hath me de Diye or
papa- beta Aaj se ye dono tumhari jimedari Hai in dono ka khud se bhi jayada khayal rakhna......
mai- Ji papa Mai Inka bahut khyal rakhunga khud se bhi jayada....
(to papa Apne Gale ka locate Nikal kar mujhe de diye or mujhe Apne Karib jhuka kar mere kaan me bole )
papa- beta iss locate me ek jagah ka map code Hai....
mai- par waha Hai Kya....
papa- jab tum jaoge khud Pta Chal Jayega.....
fir papa arshi or sajda dono se mile or is Duniya se rukhsat ho gye 2 Baar Lambi Lambi sanse Li or chale gye hame chhor kar Mai unka hath pakad kar Rone Laga ammi ke sath Sab ro rahe the siwaye 2 Madarchod ke