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Updated.58 Khala ke Ghar se nikal kar Mai car me baitha or waha nikal gya 10 minute baad waha pahuch kar Mai Raja Ko waha ka location send kiya or call karke aane ke liye bol Diya or Mai Ghar khol kar ander aa kar baith gya dophar ke 3 Baj gye the Mai Raja ka wait kar raha tha thori der baad Raja aa gya lekin uske sath koi Nahi tha to
Mai- Abe tu akele aaya Hai aadmi log kaha Hai...
Raja- wo log bhi aa rahe Hai...
tabhi bahar ak Tata sumo aa kar ruka usme se 10 log bahar nikale ye Kya BC ye log to pure janwar ke tarah dikhte Hai Raja- ye lo Bhai aa gye Sab log...
Mai- ye Kya Hai be sale in logo Ko dekh Kaisa huliya banaye huye Hai...
Raja- yaar tujhe usse Kya Karna Hai...
Mai- thik Hai bula un logo Ko...
Fir Raja wo log Ko bula Liya wo log ander aa gye ek pal ke liye to Mai wo log Ko dekh ke Dar gya wo log mere paas aa kar Khade ho gye line se sabke bich me un logo ka leader tha
Raja- Bhai ye Salim Hai yahi Mera dost Hai...
Mai- hi Salim Mai Sahil hu...
to Salim mere se hath Milaya or bola
Salim- Bhai Mai janta hu aapko...
Mai- yaar ye tum mujhe Aap kar ke mat bolo...
Salim- Bhai Aap hamare boss ho to ye bolna hi padega na...
Mai- bilkul Nahi Mai tum logo ka boss Nahi balki ham me se koi tumhara boss Nahi Hai....
dusra aadmi- ye Kya koi boss Nahi hoga to Kaise kaam chalega....
Mai- dekh Bhai agar hame mil kar kaam Karna Hai to koi boss Nahi hoga ham Sab dost Bhai ke tarah kaam karenge....
Salim- Sahil Bhai ye to achhi baat Hai isse group me Kisi Ke man me Lalach Nahi aayega....
Mai- bilkul sahi samjhe Baki Sab ek baat yaad rakhna ham log ek Hai koi Kisi se chhota or bada Nahi Hai Sab log mil kar kaam karenge ok....
Raja- ha Bhai ye sahi socha tune...
Salim- Bhai lekin hame kaam Kya Karna hoga.....
Mai- ha batata hu to Suno hame gun distribut Karna Hai....
aadmi- Kya gun....
Mai- kyo Dar lag raha Hai....
aadmi- Nahi Bhai Dar Nahi lag raha Hai bas ye Sun ke thora existed ho gya tha....
Mai- ha to gun kaha se Lana Hai kaha le Jana Hai ye Salim tum dekhoge or Baki Sab safety sambhalenge or Raja payment karega....
salim- Bhai tum....
Mai- Mai kuchh Nahi karunga jab ye business Start ho Jayega uske baad tum me se koi mujhe Nahi janta Hai lekin ha agar koi problem Aaya Jaise police ka to wo Mai dekh lunga Sab samjh gye....
Sab log - ha Bhai samjh gye....
Raja- lekin yaar ye Sab suru kab se Karna Hai....
Mai- hamara exam ke baad se abhi tum log Jaise rahte ho waise hi raho....
Salim- or ye Sab kaha karenge koi jagah Dekhe ho...
Mai- ha uska tension tum log mat lo next month se Mai Apna shopping mall banwa raha hu to usi mall ke basement me Apna warehouse hoga samjhe....
Raja- Kya tu shopping mall kholega or mujhe bataya bhi Nahi...
Mai- yaar batane wala tha tujhe Sab baad me bataunga....
salim- Sahil Bhai or ham log rahenge kaha....
Mai- yaha isi Ghar me filhal ke liye...
salim- yaha ye to Mirza Sahab ka ADDA Hai....
Mai- Kya ye Kya bakwas kar raha Hai tu....
salim- such bol raha hu pahle Mai Mirza ke pass kaam karta tha to Kabhi Kabhi uske sath yaha aata tha....
Mai- Kya Karne...
salim- Pta Nahi Mai to bahar hi rahta tha.....
Mai- to uske sath koi or bhi to aata hoga na....
salim- ha ek Adher umar ka aadmi aata tha or uske sath ek ladki aati thi or ek ladka....
Mai- ye Kya bol raha Hai tu agar usko dekhega to pahchan Jayega...
salim- ha pahchan jaunga...
Mujhe to ye Sun kar Jaise socke Laga Mera dimag kaam Nahi kar raha tha Mai Jo soch raha hu agar aisa Hua tab to bahut problem ho Jayega
Raja- Bhai Mai Jo samjh raha hu kahi aisa to Nahi...
Mai- ha yaar sayad Pta Nahi...
fir Maine sajda ka FB wala photo Nikala jisme sajda or uska bf tha to Mai ye photo Salim Ko dikhaya
salim- ha Bhai yahi dono Hai or iske sath ek or aadmi aata tha.....
Mai- thik se dekh yahi dono the pakka to sure Hai....
salim- ha Bhai pakka Mera ankh dhoka Nahi kha sakta....
Mai- Chal thik Hai fir tum log yaha mat raho Mai tum log ke liye ek jagah ka intejam karta hu....
salim- thik Hai lekin mujhe samjh me Nahi aa raha Hai aapko Kaise in logo Ko jante ho...
mai- ye log mere ristedar Hai...
salim- Mirza bhi aapka ristedar Hai.....
Mai- Nahi wo Nahi Hai...
Salim- tab thik Hai ye Mirza bahut hi Harami insan Hai Kisi Ka bhala Nahi karta Hai sala ek number ka tharki insan Hai....
Mai- lekin tu uske paas se kaam kyo chhhor Diya...
salim- Bhai Kya batau us sale Ki Nazar Meri biwi Pe tha ek Baar uske Ghar Pe party tha to Mai apni biwi ko ke kar gya tha to Mirza Meri biwi Ko dekh kar fida ho gya or ek din mujhe paisa offer kiya Ki Mai paisa le lu or apni biwi ko uske paas ek Raat ke liye bhej du ye Sun kar mujhe gussa bahut Aaya magar wo itna khatrnak insan Hai isiliye uske paas se kaam chhor Diya.....
Mai- achha kiya family Ki Izzat se badh ke or kuchh Nahi hota Hai....
salim- ha sahi bole Bhai Mai to usko jaan se Marne ke liye kab se soch raha hu magar mauka Nahi Milta Hai....
Mai- tu tension mat le ye mauka bhi tujhe Milega bas kuchh din intejar kar....
YE Sab baate khatam kar ke Mai ek aadmi Ko Apna car ki chabhi Diya or wo paise ka bag lane ke liye bola to wo aadmi ja kar le Aaya uske baad Mai Sab log Ko 50 hazar diye fir sabko bola
Mai- dekho Bhai log Mai abhi tum log 50 50 hazar diye Hai ab tum Ghar jao or achhe kapde kharid kar pahne is haal me mat aana Nahi to sabko Sak ho Jayega....
Sab log- Ji Bhai....
Mai- badhiya Kal Raja tum log Ka rahne Ki jagah dikha dega magar wo Hamesa rahne Ki jagah Nahi hoga wo filhal ke liye hamara ADDA hoga samjh gye Sab log...
sab aadmi- ha Bhai samjh gye....
Mai- thik Hai tum log jao gari me baitho ham aate Hai....
fir Baki Sab gari me ja kar baith gye Ghar me Mai Raja or Salim Bache the to Mai Salim Ko bola
Mai- Salim dekh Bhai ye le 1 lakh or ye tere liye Mai Sab log Ko to ye bol Diya Ki un log ka koi leader Nahi hoga magar aisa Nahi Hai leader ke bina koi bhi group Nahi chalta Hai or tu un logo ka leader Hai....
Salim- lekin Bhai Mai itna Kaise rakh sakta hu....
Mai- yaar le le kuchh Nahi to apni biwi ko mere taraf se tohfa de Dena....
salim- thik Hai Bhai...
Mai- Chal thik fir tum log nikalo Mai bhi jata hu or ha Sab log Ko bolna keypad fhone kharid le or bina document wala Sim card....
salim- thik Hai Bhai...
Mai- ok tu nikal....
fir Salim or Baki sare aadmi chale gye waha se Ghar me Mai or Raja Bache the to ham dono wahi sofe par baith gye
Raja- yaar Sahil ye sajda or khalu to Khiladi nikale yaar tere sath game Khel rahe Hai.....
Mai- ha yaar Raja sahi bol raha Hai Shali sajda dikhne me to bahut Sarif lagti Hai magar Hai bahut badi Randi bahan Ki laudi....
Raja- yaar Pta Karna hoga ye log yaha kisliye aate Hai...
Mai- ha yaar Nahi to ye log mil ke mujhe barbad kar denge....
Raja- Mai ek kaam karta hu Apne aadmi log Ko in log Pe Nazar rakhne Ko bolta hu...
Mai- ha ye sahi rahega...
Raja- yaar Mai Kya bol raha hu Ki kuchh din ke liye ye business rok dete Hai pahle in logo ka Pta Laga le fir start karenge Kya bolta Hai...
Mai- tu sahi bol raha Hai Aisa hi karna sahi rahega tab tak Mera mall ka kaam bhi ho Jayega....
Raja- ye sahi rahega yaar ek baat bta kab se mall ka kaam suru karega...
Mai- exam baad hi Sahi rahega tab tak Mai zameen or documents bhi ready karwa lunga...
Raja- Chal thik Hai fir Mai chalta hu wo log ke liye Ghar bhi dekhna Hai...
Mai- ruk ye le 1 lakh tujhe jarurat padegi or ha isme se kuchh paiso ka koi gift kharid Lena apni biwi ke liye....
Raja- iski koi jarurat Nahi Hai....
Mai- rakh le yaar....
Raja- thik Hai tu bolta Hai to le raha hu....
Mai- good or ha Aaj Raat Ko mere Ghar aa Jana apni biwi ko le kar dawat Hai mere yaha....
Raja- thik Hai Bhai aa jaunga....
Mai- Chal fir tu nikal Mujhe bazar me kuchh kaam Hai....
Raja- thik Hai..
uske baad Raja Apne Ghar Ki taraf Chal Diya or Mai bazar ke taraf kuchh der baad Mai bazar pahucha uske baad Mai khalu Ko call kiya or unko Milne ke liye pan ke dukan Pe bulaya jab tak khalu aa rahe the tab tak Mai pan dukan ke bagal me mobile ka show room tha usme Chala gya or mobile dekhne lga to,, sales girl Mujhse puchhi- sir Mai aapki Kya help kar sakti hu...
Mai- wo mujhe mobile chahiye tha...
sales girl- sir Kaun Sa dikhau...
Mai- i fhone chahiye tha mujhe.....
jab Mai i fhone bola to wo sales girl mujhe upar se niche tak dekhne lagi Sochi hogi ye Kya i fhone lega wo Sahi soch hi rahi thi kyoki Mai us tarah ka kapda hi pahna tha bilkul simple ek track suit pahne Hua tha jab mujhe Laga wo mujhe juge kar rahi Hai to mujhe bilkul achha Nahi Laga
Mai- excuse me mujhe ghurte rahogi ya fhone bhi dikhaogi....
sales girl- 1 minute sir abhi dikhati hu....
uske baad wo counter se nikal kar bahar chali gyi Mai 5 minute wait kiya lekin wo Nahi aayi tab Mera dimag kharab ho gya to Mai show room se nikal kar bahar aa gya or car me se paise ka Bag le kar Aaya to Dekha wo sales girl wapis counter Pe aa gyi Hai or Baki logo Ko mobile dikha rahi thi uska dhayan Meri taraf Nahi tha to Mai sidha counter Pe gya or paisa ka bag counter par rakha or khol kar Sara paisa nikal ke rakh Diya or bola
Mai- isi ke wajah tum mujhe avoid kar rahi thi na to ye lo or kam pad Jaye to ye Mera card isme se le Lena.....
Mera aisa Karne se wo thora Dar gyi mujhe saf saf dikh raha tha or thora embarrass fill kar rahi thi waha Pe jitne log the Sab mujhe hi dekh rahe the to usme se ek ladka mere paas Aaya wo koi koi hota Hai Na Jo ladki ke samne hero banne ke chakkar me khud Ko musibat me dal Lete Hai wahi is ladke ke sath hua,,
ladka- O Bhai jayada paisa ho gya Hai ye paise ka garmi kahi or dikha Chal nikal yaha se....
Or mujhe thora dhakka Diya to Mera thora balance bigad gya or mere hath se wo bag niche gir gya to Mai khud Ko sambhala or bola
Mai- oye thoda sant ho ja kahi hero banne ke chakkar me tu badi musibat me na pad Jaye.....
ladka- sale dhamki deta Hai tu Hai Kaun be Kya kar lega....
Mai- Mai Kaun hu ye tujhe janne Ki jarurat Nahi Hai bas thoda sant ho ja tere bhale ke liye bol raha hu....
ladka- sale ruk Teri garmi abhi nikalta hu.....
or wo ladka mere paas Aaya or Mera collar pakad Liya
Mai- collar chhod...
ladka- Nahi chhorta Kya kar lega...
Mai- dekh aakhiri Baar bol raha hu....
ladka- Abe sirf bolega ya kuchh karega...
ye Sun ke wo sales girl thoda has di or uska hasna Mujhse bardast Nahi Hua or Mai wo bag ek hath se utha ke us ladke ke sir Pe dhaddd se mara
ladka- aaahhh Mar gya mammi....
Mai- Teri maa Ko Chodu BC bhosdi ke itna der se bol raha hu tujhe samjh me hi Nahi aa raha Hai....
or Mai uska hath pakda or mod Diya ek kattt Ki aawaj aayi sayad uska hath crack ho gya tha Mai fir bhi usko bhi chhoda usko pakad ke chaattt chaaat tappad Marne Laga
Mai- bhosdi ke jayada hero banne ka saukh tha na tujhe ye le....
fir se chaattt chaaatt tappad Marne lga marte marte usko gate ke pass le gya or usko ghuma ke ek lat uske pichhwade Pe mara to wo sidha gate se bahar ja ke gira
Mai- bhag ja bhosdi ke Nahi to or marunga.....
wo ladka Apna hath pakad ke dard se tilmilate huye waha se Chala gya fir Mai wapas us counter Pe aa gya or Apna baal thik karke us ladki Ko bola
Mai- ab dikhaogi ya or Kisi Ko bulana Hai....
to wo sales girl kuchh Nahi boli mujhe fhone nikal ke dikhane lagi Mai fhone dekh kar usme se 2 i fhone select kiya or usko bola ek i pad dene ke liye to wo I pad la kar rakh di fir Mai usse bill lane ke liye bola to wo paisa le kar chali bill karne wapas aayi or uske sath manager bhi aa gya
manager- I am so sorry sir hamare wajah se aapko problem face karni Padi...
Mai- it's ok aisa hota Hai koi baat Nahi waise wo ladka Kaun tha...
manager- sir wo hamara employ tha usko Aaj hi naukri se nikal denge.....
Mai- uski koi jarurat Nahi Hai agar nikalna hi Hai to us ladki Ko nikalo us ladke ka koi galti Nahi Hai....
manager- sir wo ladki hamari best employs me se ek Hai usko Nahi nikal sakte....
Mai- to fir us ladke Ko bhi mat nikalna or ye lo Mera card isme se 5 hazar le lo us ladke Ko de Dena Apna ilaj karwa lega sayad uska hath me chot Aaya Hai....
manager- sir iski koi jarurat Nahi Hai...
Mai- rakh lo de Dena....
manager- jaisa Aap bole.....
fir wo Mera card le kar payment le Liya or Mai fhone le kar waha se nikal gya wo sales girl mujhe hi dekh rahi thi sayad wo kuchh kahna chahti ho magar Mai uspe koi dhayan Nahi Diya bas Apna fhone number counter pad note book Pe Likh ke bahar aa gya mere Jane ke baad manager us ladki Ko dattne laga
manager- Ainda agar Kisi costumer ke sath aisa behaviour kiya to Mai naukari se nikal dunga....
sales girl- I am sorry sir aisa fir Kabhi Nahi hoga....
manager- good aage se dhayan rakhna....
Mai waha se nikal ke apne car ke pass gya or gate khol kar mobile ander rakh Diya or wapas pan dukan Pe aa gya thori der baad khalu bhi aa gye Mai unse Mila or wahi pan dukan Pe table rakha tha waha Pe baith gya
Khalu- tum kuchh baat Karna chahte the....
Mai- ha wo baat ye Hai Ki do din baad aapka or Khala Ki divorce ho Jayega Aap divorce paper le aana...
khalu- such me do din baad ho Jayega .....
Mai- ha ho Jayega or Jo bhi kharcha lagega mujhe bta dena Mai de dunga....
Khalu- thik Hai or wo Mera video...
Mai- wo bhi mil Jayega bas Aap ye kaam Karo pahle.....
Khalu- thik Hai Mai paper le aaunga.....
Mai- thik Hai....
Khalu- thik Hai Mai chalta hu...
Mai- Aap abhi kaha ja rahe ho....
khalu- Ghar ja raha hu....
Mai- Ghar thik Hai to mere sath chaliye Mai bhi ja raha hu....
Khalu- Nahi Mai auto se Chala jaunga....
Mai- auto se kyo aapki bike kaha gya....
Khalu- wo Mai bech Diya paise ki jarurat thi isiliye....
Mai- thik Hai Mera car se chaliye....
uske baad Mai khalu Ko le kar waha se Khala ke Ghar nikal gya thori baad waha pahuch kar Mai car park kiya to Dekha arshi or sajda auto se utar rahi Hai Hai arshi mujhe dekhte hi daur ke mere pass aayi or mujhe mukke se Marne lagi
Mai- Mar kyo rahi Hai tujhe chot lag jayega pagal....
Arshi- Mari Nahi to Kya Karu Aaj hame Lene kyo Nahi aaye....
Mai- sorry Aaj mujhe bahut kaam tha isiliye aa Nahi Paya sorry....
Arshi- ek minute ye car kiski Hai....
Mai- or kiska Hai Meri car Hai....
Arshi- wah Kya baat Hai car bhi le liye usse ghum bhi rahe ho or mujhe bataya bhi Nahi....
Mai- sorry yaar batane hi to Aaya tha magar tu Hai Ki mujhe Marne me hi lagi Hai ...
Arshi- thik Hai to Kal se mujhe Lene ke liye aa Jana...
Mai- ok thik Hai Meri maa ab Ghar me chalegi ya yahi Sab kuchh bolna Hai....
arshi- chaliye....
khalu or sajda bas hame khade khade dekh rahi thi to Mai bhi sajda ke pass gya or usko bola
Mai- tum kyo chup chap khadi ho kuchh bolti kyo Nahi...
sajda- Mai Kya bolu Aap to Apne me hi busy rahte ho....
Mai- aisa baat Nahi Hai....
sajda- Mai Sab samjhti hu ab Meri koi jarurat Nahi Hai aapko....
Mai- aisa mat bolo ak baat bolu...
sajda- ha boliye...
mai- Aaj Mera bahut man kar raha Hai bahut din ho gye tere sath sex kiye huye Aaj mujhe Karna Hai....
ye Sun kar sajda thora muskurai sayad use laga Ki Mai usse ab naraz Nahi hu
sajda- thik Hai to Aaj Raat Ko yahi ruk Jao Ghar PE....
Mai- gahr Pe Nahi Aaj bahar kahi karenge....
sajda- bahar par kaha....
mai- Mera car Hai Na usme...
sajda- thik Hai Mai ready rahungi magar ammi Ko Kya bolungi...
Mai- uski fikar tum mat Karo Mai baat kar lunga waise bhi abhi tum Sab Ko mere Ghar Jana Hai...
sajda- kyo koi baat hai Kya...
Mai- koi baat Nahi Hai bas AAMI Aaj dawat Rakhi Hai isiliye.....
sajda- thik Hai...
fir ham log Ghar me aa gye Khala mujhe dekh kar khus ho gyi Mai hall me sofe par baitha Hua tha arshi or sajda Apne room me chali gyi or khalu Apne room me to Khala mere paas aa kar baith gyi
Khala- itna der Kaise ho gya tumhe Meri yaad Nahi aa rahi thi Hai Na...
Mai- aisa Kabhi ho sakta Hai Kya Ki aapki yaad na aaye bas kaam me busy tha....
Khala- thik Hai maan leti hu...
Mai- Aap Jao ready ho jao mera Ghar Nahi Jana Kya...
Khala- ha Jana Hai...
Mai- to ready ho jao or ha Aaj Aap saree pahana....
Khala- kyo shadi Karna Hai Kya...
Mai- wo to karenge magar abhi filhal Aap saree pahan lo mujhe aapko saree me dekhna Hai....
Khala- or kuchh...
Mai- filhal saree hi pahan kar aao Baki fir Kabhi bataunga...
Khala- thik jaisa tum bolo...
Mai- or ha wo log Ko bhi ready hone Ko boliye....
Khala- thik Hai bolti hu...
fir Khala ready hone chali gyi Mai sofe par baith kar wo log ka wait Karne Laga Karib 1 ghanta baad Sab log ready ho kar aa gyi teeno Kamal Ki lag rahi thi specially Khala wo to Apsara lag rahi thi unhe dekh kar Mera man machlne lga dikh hi aisi rahi thi
Khala mujhe unko gaur se dekhte huye dekh kar muskura rahi thi Mai bhi jab unko muskurate huye Dekha to Mai bhi ek Chota Sa smile de Diya fir ham log waha se nikal gye khalu Ko Maine bahut bola chalne Ko magar wo Nahi aaye bas Bahana bana Diya Ki nind aa raha Hai thak gya hu to Mai bhi jayada force Nahi kiya ham log aa kar car me baith gye arshi or sajda pichhe baith gyi or khala aage Ki sheet par fir Mai car Start kar ke Ghar Ke taraf Chal Diya 20 minute baad Mai Ghar pe pahuch gya Mai car park kiya to Sab log utar gye arshi or sajda aage Chal rahi thi or Mai or Khala pichhe Mai Khala se bola
Mai- Aap bahut khubsurat lag rahi ho bilkul Kisi apsra Ki tarah...
to Khala sarma gyi
Khala- thank you tumhe pasand Aaya...
Mai- bahut Mai to bolta hu Aap Hamesa ab saree hi pahna Karo....
Khala- tumhe achha lag raha Hai to tumhare liye kuchh bhi pahan Lungi.....
Mai- kuchh bhi....
Khala- ha kuchh bhi....
Mai- thik Hai to fir Kabhi aapko kuchh or pahanne ke liye bolunga...
Khala- mujhe intejar rahega....
Mai- thik Hai intejar kijiye kuchh din....
fir ham gate ke pass aa gye to Mai door bell bajaya to ammi gate kholi ammi Khala Ko dekh kar khus ho gyi or khala se Gale Milne lagi Mai arshi or sajda mere room me aa gye
nice update..!!
toh sahil ab apni team bana li hai achhi baat hai..salim ke wajah se sajda aur khalu ka bhanda fut gaya..!! khalu toh harami hai hi lekin yeh sajda toh bahot kameeni nikli..kitna bada dhoka de rahi hai sahil ko uss mirza aur apne bf ke sath mil ke..!! inn dono baap beti ko achhese sabak sikhana padega..waise dekha jaye toh yeh sajda apni maa ko bhi dhok hi de rahi hai..!! sahil kuchh bhi kar ke apni khala aur arshi ko waha se nikal le aur apne ghar le jaye..toh dono ke liye achha hoga..!! ab dekhte hai sahil sajda ke sath kya karta hai..!!
nice update..!!
toh sahil ab apni team bana li hai achhi baat hai..salim ke wajah se sajda aur khalu ka bhanda fut gaya..!! khalu toh harami hai hi lekin yeh sajda toh bahot kameeni nikli..kitna bada dhoka de rahi hai sahil ko uss mirza aur apne bf ke sath mil ke..!! inn dono baap beti ko achhese sabak sikhana padega..waise dekha jaye toh yeh sajda apni maa ko bhi dhok hi de rahi hai..!! sahil kuchh bhi kar ke apni khala aur arshi ko waha se nikal le aur apne ghar le jaye..toh dono ke liye achha hoga..!! ab dekhte hai sahil sajda ke sath kya karta hai..!!
Updated.58 Khala ke Ghar se nikal kar Mai car me baitha or waha nikal gya 10 minute baad waha pahuch kar Mai Raja Ko waha ka location send kiya or call karke aane ke liye bol Diya or Mai Ghar khol kar ander aa kar baith gya dophar ke 3 Baj gye the Mai Raja ka wait kar raha tha thori der baad Raja aa gya lekin uske sath koi Nahi tha to
Mai- Abe tu akele aaya Hai aadmi log kaha Hai...
Raja- wo log bhi aa rahe Hai...
tabhi bahar ak Tata sumo aa kar ruka usme se 10 log bahar nikale ye Kya BC ye log to pure janwar ke tarah dikhte Hai Raja- ye lo Bhai aa gye Sab log...
Mai- ye Kya Hai be sale in logo Ko dekh Kaisa huliya banaye huye Hai...
Raja- yaar tujhe usse Kya Karna Hai...
Mai- thik Hai bula un logo Ko...
Fir Raja wo log Ko bula Liya wo log ander aa gye ek pal ke liye to Mai wo log Ko dekh ke Dar gya wo log mere paas aa kar Khade ho gye line se sabke bich me un logo ka leader tha
Raja- Bhai ye Salim Hai yahi Mera dost Hai...
Mai- hi Salim Mai Sahil hu...
to Salim mere se hath Milaya or bola
Salim- Bhai Mai janta hu aapko...
Mai- yaar ye tum mujhe Aap kar ke mat bolo...
Salim- Bhai Aap hamare boss ho to ye bolna hi padega na...
Mai- bilkul Nahi Mai tum logo ka boss Nahi balki ham me se koi tumhara boss Nahi Hai....
dusra aadmi- ye Kya koi boss Nahi hoga to Kaise kaam chalega....
Mai- dekh Bhai agar hame mil kar kaam Karna Hai to koi boss Nahi hoga ham Sab dost Bhai ke tarah kaam karenge....
Salim- Sahil Bhai ye to achhi baat Hai isse group me Kisi Ke man me Lalach Nahi aayega....
Mai- bilkul sahi samjhe Baki Sab ek baat yaad rakhna ham log ek Hai koi Kisi se chhota or bada Nahi Hai Sab log mil kar kaam karenge ok....
Raja- ha Bhai ye sahi socha tune...
Salim- Bhai lekin hame kaam Kya Karna hoga.....
Mai- ha batata hu to Suno hame gun distribut Karna Hai....
aadmi- Kya gun....
Mai- kyo Dar lag raha Hai....
aadmi- Nahi Bhai Dar Nahi lag raha Hai bas ye Sun ke thora existed ho gya tha....
Mai- ha to gun kaha se Lana Hai kaha le Jana Hai ye Salim tum dekhoge or Baki Sab safety sambhalenge or Raja payment karega....
salim- Bhai tum....
Mai- Mai kuchh Nahi karunga jab ye business Start ho Jayega uske baad tum me se koi mujhe Nahi janta Hai lekin ha agar koi problem Aaya Jaise police ka to wo Mai dekh lunga Sab samjh gye....
Sab log - ha Bhai samjh gye....
Raja- lekin yaar ye Sab suru kab se Karna Hai....
Mai- hamara exam ke baad se abhi tum log Jaise rahte ho waise hi raho....
Salim- or ye Sab kaha karenge koi jagah Dekhe ho...
Mai- ha uska tension tum log mat lo next month se Mai Apna shopping mall banwa raha hu to usi mall ke basement me Apna warehouse hoga samjhe....
Raja- Kya tu shopping mall kholega or mujhe bataya bhi Nahi...
Mai- yaar batane wala tha tujhe Sab baad me bataunga....
salim- Sahil Bhai or ham log rahenge kaha....
Mai- yaha isi Ghar me filhal ke liye...
salim- yaha ye to Mirza Sahab ka ADDA Hai....
Mai- Kya ye Kya bakwas kar raha Hai tu....
salim- such bol raha hu pahle Mai Mirza ke pass kaam karta tha to Kabhi Kabhi uske sath yaha aata tha....
Mai- Kya Karne...
salim- Pta Nahi Mai to bahar hi rahta tha.....
Mai- to uske sath koi or bhi to aata hoga na....
salim- ha ek Adher umar ka aadmi aata tha or uske sath ek ladki aati thi or ek ladka....
Mai- ye Kya bol raha Hai tu agar usko dekhega to pahchan Jayega...
salim- ha pahchan jaunga...
Mujhe to ye Sun kar Jaise socke Laga Mera dimag kaam Nahi kar raha tha Mai Jo soch raha hu agar aisa Hua tab to bahut problem ho Jayega
Raja- Bhai Mai Jo samjh raha hu kahi aisa to Nahi...
Mai- ha yaar sayad Pta Nahi...
fir Maine sajda ka FB wala photo Nikala jisme sajda or uska bf tha to Mai ye photo Salim Ko dikhaya
salim- ha Bhai yahi dono Hai or iske sath ek or aadmi aata tha.....
Mai- thik se dekh yahi dono the pakka to sure Hai....
salim- ha Bhai pakka Mera ankh dhoka Nahi kha sakta....
Mai- Chal thik Hai fir tum log yaha mat raho Mai tum log ke liye ek jagah ka intejam karta hu....
salim- thik Hai lekin mujhe samjh me Nahi aa raha Hai aapko Kaise in logo Ko jante ho...
mai- ye log mere ristedar Hai...
salim- Mirza bhi aapka ristedar Hai.....
Mai- Nahi wo Nahi Hai...
Salim- tab thik Hai ye Mirza bahut hi Harami insan Hai Kisi Ka bhala Nahi karta Hai sala ek number ka tharki insan Hai....
Mai- lekin tu uske paas se kaam kyo chhhor Diya...
salim- Bhai Kya batau us sale Ki Nazar Meri biwi Pe tha ek Baar uske Ghar Pe party tha to Mai apni biwi ko ke kar gya tha to Mirza Meri biwi Ko dekh kar fida ho gya or ek din mujhe paisa offer kiya Ki Mai paisa le lu or apni biwi ko uske paas ek Raat ke liye bhej du ye Sun kar mujhe gussa bahut Aaya magar wo itna khatrnak insan Hai isiliye uske paas se kaam chhor Diya.....
Mai- achha kiya family Ki Izzat se badh ke or kuchh Nahi hota Hai....
salim- ha sahi bole Bhai Mai to usko jaan se Marne ke liye kab se soch raha hu magar mauka Nahi Milta Hai....
Mai- tu tension mat le ye mauka bhi tujhe Milega bas kuchh din intejar kar....
YE Sab baate khatam kar ke Mai ek aadmi Ko Apna car ki chabhi Diya or wo paise ka bag lane ke liye bola to wo aadmi ja kar le Aaya uske baad Mai Sab log Ko 50 hazar diye fir sabko bola
Mai- dekho Bhai log Mai abhi tum log 50 50 hazar diye Hai ab tum Ghar jao or achhe kapde kharid kar pahne is haal me mat aana Nahi to sabko Sak ho Jayega....
Sab log- Ji Bhai....
Mai- badhiya Kal Raja tum log Ka rahne Ki jagah dikha dega magar wo Hamesa rahne Ki jagah Nahi hoga wo filhal ke liye hamara ADDA hoga samjh gye Sab log...
sab aadmi- ha Bhai samjh gye....
Mai- thik Hai tum log jao gari me baitho ham aate Hai....
fir Baki Sab gari me ja kar baith gye Ghar me Mai Raja or Salim Bache the to Mai Salim Ko bola
Mai- Salim dekh Bhai ye le 1 lakh or ye tere liye Mai Sab log Ko to ye bol Diya Ki un log ka koi leader Nahi hoga magar aisa Nahi Hai leader ke bina koi bhi group Nahi chalta Hai or tu un logo ka leader Hai....
Salim- lekin Bhai Mai itna Kaise rakh sakta hu....
Mai- yaar le le kuchh Nahi to apni biwi ko mere taraf se tohfa de Dena....
salim- thik Hai Bhai...
Mai- Chal thik fir tum log nikalo Mai bhi jata hu or ha Sab log Ko bolna keypad fhone kharid le or bina document wala Sim card....
salim- thik Hai Bhai...
Mai- ok tu nikal....
fir Salim or Baki sare aadmi chale gye waha se Ghar me Mai or Raja Bache the to ham dono wahi sofe par baith gye
Raja- yaar Sahil ye sajda or khalu to Khiladi nikale yaar tere sath game Khel rahe Hai.....
Mai- ha yaar Raja sahi bol raha Hai Shali sajda dikhne me to bahut Sarif lagti Hai magar Hai bahut badi Randi bahan Ki laudi....
Raja- yaar Pta Karna hoga ye log yaha kisliye aate Hai...
Mai- ha yaar Nahi to ye log mil ke mujhe barbad kar denge....
Raja- Mai ek kaam karta hu Apne aadmi log Ko in log Pe Nazar rakhne Ko bolta hu...
Mai- ha ye sahi rahega...
Raja- yaar Mai Kya bol raha hu Ki kuchh din ke liye ye business rok dete Hai pahle in logo ka Pta Laga le fir start karenge Kya bolta Hai...
Mai- tu sahi bol raha Hai Aisa hi karna sahi rahega tab tak Mera mall ka kaam bhi ho Jayega....
Raja- ye sahi rahega yaar ek baat bta kab se mall ka kaam suru karega...
Mai- exam baad hi Sahi rahega tab tak Mai zameen or documents bhi ready karwa lunga...
Raja- Chal thik Hai fir Mai chalta hu wo log ke liye Ghar bhi dekhna Hai...
Mai- ruk ye le 1 lakh tujhe jarurat padegi or ha isme se kuchh paiso ka koi gift kharid Lena apni biwi ke liye....
Raja- iski koi jarurat Nahi Hai....
Mai- rakh le yaar....
Raja- thik Hai tu bolta Hai to le raha hu....
Mai- good or ha Aaj Raat Ko mere Ghar aa Jana apni biwi ko le kar dawat Hai mere yaha....
Raja- thik Hai Bhai aa jaunga....
Mai- Chal fir tu nikal Mujhe bazar me kuchh kaam Hai....
Raja- thik Hai..
uske baad Raja Apne Ghar Ki taraf Chal Diya or Mai bazar ke taraf kuchh der baad Mai bazar pahucha uske baad Mai khalu Ko call kiya or unko Milne ke liye pan ke dukan Pe bulaya jab tak khalu aa rahe the tab tak Mai pan dukan ke bagal me mobile ka show room tha usme Chala gya or mobile dekhne lga to,, sales girl Mujhse puchhi- sir Mai aapki Kya help kar sakti hu...
Mai- wo mujhe mobile chahiye tha...
sales girl- sir Kaun Sa dikhau...
Mai- i fhone chahiye tha mujhe.....
jab Mai i fhone bola to wo sales girl mujhe upar se niche tak dekhne lagi Sochi hogi ye Kya i fhone lega wo Sahi soch hi rahi thi kyoki Mai us tarah ka kapda hi pahna tha bilkul simple ek track suit pahne Hua tha jab mujhe Laga wo mujhe juge kar rahi Hai to mujhe bilkul achha Nahi Laga
Mai- excuse me mujhe ghurte rahogi ya fhone bhi dikhaogi....
sales girl- 1 minute sir abhi dikhati hu....
uske baad wo counter se nikal kar bahar chali gyi Mai 5 minute wait kiya lekin wo Nahi aayi tab Mera dimag kharab ho gya to Mai show room se nikal kar bahar aa gya or car me se paise ka Bag le kar Aaya to Dekha wo sales girl wapis counter Pe aa gyi Hai or Baki logo Ko mobile dikha rahi thi uska dhayan Meri taraf Nahi tha to Mai sidha counter Pe gya or paisa ka bag counter par rakha or khol kar Sara paisa nikal ke rakh Diya or bola
Mai- isi ke wajah tum mujhe avoid kar rahi thi na to ye lo or kam pad Jaye to ye Mera card isme se le Lena.....
Mera aisa Karne se wo thora Dar gyi mujhe saf saf dikh raha tha or thora embarrass fill kar rahi thi waha Pe jitne log the Sab mujhe hi dekh rahe the to usme se ek ladka mere paas Aaya wo koi koi hota Hai Na Jo ladki ke samne hero banne ke chakkar me khud Ko musibat me dal Lete Hai wahi is ladke ke sath hua,,
ladka- O Bhai jayada paisa ho gya Hai ye paise ka garmi kahi or dikha Chal nikal yaha se....
Or mujhe thora dhakka Diya to Mera thora balance bigad gya or mere hath se wo bag niche gir gya to Mai khud Ko sambhala or bola
Mai- oye thoda sant ho ja kahi hero banne ke chakkar me tu badi musibat me na pad Jaye.....
ladka- sale dhamki deta Hai tu Hai Kaun be Kya kar lega....
Mai- Mai Kaun hu ye tujhe janne Ki jarurat Nahi Hai bas thoda sant ho ja tere bhale ke liye bol raha hu....
ladka- sale ruk Teri garmi abhi nikalta hu.....
or wo ladka mere paas Aaya or Mera collar pakad Liya
Mai- collar chhod...
ladka- Nahi chhorta Kya kar lega...
Mai- dekh aakhiri Baar bol raha hu....
ladka- Abe sirf bolega ya kuchh karega...
ye Sun ke wo sales girl thoda has di or uska hasna Mujhse bardast Nahi Hua or Mai wo bag ek hath se utha ke us ladke ke sir Pe dhaddd se mara
ladka- aaahhh Mar gya mammi....
Mai- Teri maa Ko Chodu BC bhosdi ke itna der se bol raha hu tujhe samjh me hi Nahi aa raha Hai....
or Mai uska hath pakda or mod Diya ek kattt Ki aawaj aayi sayad uska hath crack ho gya tha Mai fir bhi usko bhi chhoda usko pakad ke chaattt chaaat tappad Marne Laga
Mai- bhosdi ke jayada hero banne ka saukh tha na tujhe ye le....
fir se chaattt chaaatt tappad Marne lga marte marte usko gate ke pass le gya or usko ghuma ke ek lat uske pichhwade Pe mara to wo sidha gate se bahar ja ke gira
Mai- bhag ja bhosdi ke Nahi to or marunga.....
wo ladka Apna hath pakad ke dard se tilmilate huye waha se Chala gya fir Mai wapas us counter Pe aa gya or Apna baal thik karke us ladki Ko bola
Mai- ab dikhaogi ya or Kisi Ko bulana Hai....
to wo sales girl kuchh Nahi boli mujhe fhone nikal ke dikhane lagi Mai fhone dekh kar usme se 2 i fhone select kiya or usko bola ek i pad dene ke liye to wo I pad la kar rakh di fir Mai usse bill lane ke liye bola to wo paisa le kar chali bill karne wapas aayi or uske sath manager bhi aa gya
manager- I am so sorry sir hamare wajah se aapko problem face karni Padi...
Mai- it's ok aisa hota Hai koi baat Nahi waise wo ladka Kaun tha...
manager- sir wo hamara employ tha usko Aaj hi naukri se nikal denge.....
Mai- uski koi jarurat Nahi Hai agar nikalna hi Hai to us ladki Ko nikalo us ladke ka koi galti Nahi Hai....
manager- sir wo ladki hamari best employs me se ek Hai usko Nahi nikal sakte....
Mai- to fir us ladke Ko bhi mat nikalna or ye lo Mera card isme se 5 hazar le lo us ladke Ko de Dena Apna ilaj karwa lega sayad uska hath me chot Aaya Hai....
manager- sir iski koi jarurat Nahi Hai...
Mai- rakh lo de Dena....
manager- jaisa Aap bole.....
fir wo Mera card le kar payment le Liya or Mai fhone le kar waha se nikal gya wo sales girl mujhe hi dekh rahi thi sayad wo kuchh kahna chahti ho magar Mai uspe koi dhayan Nahi Diya bas Apna fhone number counter pad note book Pe Likh ke bahar aa gya mere Jane ke baad manager us ladki Ko dattne laga
manager- Ainda agar Kisi costumer ke sath aisa behaviour kiya to Mai naukari se nikal dunga....
sales girl- I am sorry sir aisa fir Kabhi Nahi hoga....
manager- good aage se dhayan rakhna....
Mai waha se nikal ke apne car ke pass gya or gate khol kar mobile ander rakh Diya or wapas pan dukan Pe aa gya thori der baad khalu bhi aa gye Mai unse Mila or wahi pan dukan Pe table rakha tha waha Pe baith gya
Khalu- tum kuchh baat Karna chahte the....
Mai- ha wo baat ye Hai Ki do din baad aapka or Khala Ki divorce ho Jayega Aap divorce paper le aana...
khalu- such me do din baad ho Jayega .....
Mai- ha ho Jayega or Jo bhi kharcha lagega mujhe bta dena Mai de dunga....
Khalu- thik Hai or wo Mera video...
Mai- wo bhi mil Jayega bas Aap ye kaam Karo pahle.....
Khalu- thik Hai Mai paper le aaunga.....
Mai- thik Hai....
Khalu- thik Hai Mai chalta hu...
Mai- Aap abhi kaha ja rahe ho....
khalu- Ghar ja raha hu....
Mai- Ghar thik Hai to mere sath chaliye Mai bhi ja raha hu....
Khalu- Nahi Mai auto se Chala jaunga....
Mai- auto se kyo aapki bike kaha gya....
Khalu- wo Mai bech Diya paise ki jarurat thi isiliye....
Mai- thik Hai Mera car se chaliye....
uske baad Mai khalu Ko le kar waha se Khala ke Ghar nikal gya thori baad waha pahuch kar Mai car park kiya to Dekha arshi or sajda auto se utar rahi Hai Hai arshi mujhe dekhte hi daur ke mere pass aayi or mujhe mukke se Marne lagi
Mai- Mar kyo rahi Hai tujhe chot lag jayega pagal....
Arshi- Mari Nahi to Kya Karu Aaj hame Lene kyo Nahi aaye....
Mai- sorry Aaj mujhe bahut kaam tha isiliye aa Nahi Paya sorry....
Arshi- ek minute ye car kiski Hai....
Mai- or kiska Hai Meri car Hai....
Arshi- wah Kya baat Hai car bhi le liye usse ghum bhi rahe ho or mujhe bataya bhi Nahi....
Mai- sorry yaar batane hi to Aaya tha magar tu Hai Ki mujhe Marne me hi lagi Hai ...
Arshi- thik Hai to Kal se mujhe Lene ke liye aa Jana...
Mai- ok thik Hai Meri maa ab Ghar me chalegi ya yahi Sab kuchh bolna Hai....
arshi- chaliye....
khalu or sajda bas hame khade khade dekh rahi thi to Mai bhi sajda ke pass gya or usko bola
Mai- tum kyo chup chap khadi ho kuchh bolti kyo Nahi...
sajda- Mai Kya bolu Aap to Apne me hi busy rahte ho....
Mai- aisa baat Nahi Hai....
sajda- Mai Sab samjhti hu ab Meri koi jarurat Nahi Hai aapko....
Mai- aisa mat bolo ak baat bolu...
sajda- ha boliye...
mai- Aaj Mera bahut man kar raha Hai bahut din ho gye tere sath sex kiye huye Aaj mujhe Karna Hai....
ye Sun kar sajda thora muskurai sayad use laga Ki Mai usse ab naraz Nahi hu
sajda- thik Hai to Aaj Raat Ko yahi ruk Jao Ghar PE....
Mai- gahr Pe Nahi Aaj bahar kahi karenge....
sajda- bahar par kaha....
mai- Mera car Hai Na usme...
sajda- thik Hai Mai ready rahungi magar ammi Ko Kya bolungi...
Mai- uski fikar tum mat Karo Mai baat kar lunga waise bhi abhi tum Sab Ko mere Ghar Jana Hai...
sajda- kyo koi baat hai Kya...
Mai- koi baat Nahi Hai bas AAMI Aaj dawat Rakhi Hai isiliye.....
sajda- thik Hai...
fir ham log Ghar me aa gye Khala mujhe dekh kar khus ho gyi Mai hall me sofe par baitha Hua tha arshi or sajda Apne room me chali gyi or khalu Apne room me to Khala mere paas aa kar baith gyi
Khala- itna der Kaise ho gya tumhe Meri yaad Nahi aa rahi thi Hai Na...
Mai- aisa Kabhi ho sakta Hai Kya Ki aapki yaad na aaye bas kaam me busy tha....
Khala- thik Hai maan leti hu...
Mai- Aap Jao ready ho jao mera Ghar Nahi Jana Kya...
Khala- ha Jana Hai...
Mai- to ready ho jao or ha Aaj Aap saree pahana....
Khala- kyo shadi Karna Hai Kya...
Mai- wo to karenge magar abhi filhal Aap saree pahan lo mujhe aapko saree me dekhna Hai....
Khala- or kuchh...
Mai- filhal saree hi pahan kar aao Baki fir Kabhi bataunga...
Khala- thik jaisa tum bolo...
Mai- or ha wo log Ko bhi ready hone Ko boliye....
Khala- thik Hai bolti hu...
fir Khala ready hone chali gyi Mai sofe par baith kar wo log ka wait Karne Laga Karib 1 ghanta baad Sab log ready ho kar aa gyi teeno Kamal Ki lag rahi thi specially Khala wo to Apsara lag rahi thi unhe dekh kar Mera man machlne lga dikh hi aisi rahi thi
Khala mujhe unko gaur se dekhte huye dekh kar muskura rahi thi Mai bhi jab unko muskurate huye Dekha to Mai bhi ek Chota Sa smile de Diya fir ham log waha se nikal gye khalu Ko Maine bahut bola chalne Ko magar wo Nahi aaye bas Bahana bana Diya Ki nind aa raha Hai thak gya hu to Mai bhi jayada force Nahi kiya ham log aa kar car me baith gye arshi or sajda pichhe baith gyi or khala aage Ki sheet par fir Mai car Start kar ke Ghar Ke taraf Chal Diya 20 minute baad Mai Ghar pe pahuch gya Mai car park kiya to Sab log utar gye arshi or sajda aage Chal rahi thi or Mai or Khala pichhe Mai Khala se bola
Mai- Aap bahut khubsurat lag rahi ho bilkul Kisi apsra Ki tarah...
to Khala sarma gyi
Khala- thank you tumhe pasand Aaya...
Mai- bahut Mai to bolta hu Aap Hamesa ab saree hi pahna Karo....
Khala- tumhe achha lag raha Hai to tumhare liye kuchh bhi pahan Lungi.....
Mai- kuchh bhi....
Khala- ha kuchh bhi....
Mai- thik Hai to fir Kabhi aapko kuchh or pahanne ke liye bolunga...
Khala- mujhe intejar rahega....
Mai- thik Hai intejar kijiye kuchh din....
fir ham gate ke pass aa gye to Mai door bell bajaya to ammi gate kholi ammi Khala Ko dekh kar khus ho gyi or khala se Gale Milne lagi Mai arshi or sajda mere room me aa gye
Updated.58 Khala ke Ghar se nikal kar Mai car me baitha or waha nikal gya 10 minute baad waha pahuch kar Mai Raja Ko waha ka location send kiya or call karke aane ke liye bol Diya or Mai Ghar khol kar ander aa kar baith gya dophar ke 3 Baj gye the Mai Raja ka wait kar raha tha thori der baad Raja aa gya lekin uske sath koi Nahi tha to
Mai- Abe tu akele aaya Hai aadmi log kaha Hai...
Raja- wo log bhi aa rahe Hai...
tabhi bahar ak Tata sumo aa kar ruka usme se 10 log bahar nikale ye Kya BC ye log to pure janwar ke tarah dikhte Hai Raja- ye lo Bhai aa gye Sab log...
Mai- ye Kya Hai be sale in logo Ko dekh Kaisa huliya banaye huye Hai...
Raja- yaar tujhe usse Kya Karna Hai...
Mai- thik Hai bula un logo Ko...
Fir Raja wo log Ko bula Liya wo log ander aa gye ek pal ke liye to Mai wo log Ko dekh ke Dar gya wo log mere paas aa kar Khade ho gye line se sabke bich me un logo ka leader tha
Raja- Bhai ye Salim Hai yahi Mera dost Hai...
Mai- hi Salim Mai Sahil hu...
to Salim mere se hath Milaya or bola
Salim- Bhai Mai janta hu aapko...
Mai- yaar ye tum mujhe Aap kar ke mat bolo...
Salim- Bhai Aap hamare boss ho to ye bolna hi padega na...
Mai- bilkul Nahi Mai tum logo ka boss Nahi balki ham me se koi tumhara boss Nahi Hai....
dusra aadmi- ye Kya koi boss Nahi hoga to Kaise kaam chalega....
Mai- dekh Bhai agar hame mil kar kaam Karna Hai to koi boss Nahi hoga ham Sab dost Bhai ke tarah kaam karenge....
Salim- Sahil Bhai ye to achhi baat Hai isse group me Kisi Ke man me Lalach Nahi aayega....
Mai- bilkul sahi samjhe Baki Sab ek baat yaad rakhna ham log ek Hai koi Kisi se chhota or bada Nahi Hai Sab log mil kar kaam karenge ok....
Raja- ha Bhai ye sahi socha tune...
Salim- Bhai lekin hame kaam Kya Karna hoga.....
Mai- ha batata hu to Suno hame gun distribut Karna Hai....
aadmi- Kya gun....
Mai- kyo Dar lag raha Hai....
aadmi- Nahi Bhai Dar Nahi lag raha Hai bas ye Sun ke thora existed ho gya tha....
Mai- ha to gun kaha se Lana Hai kaha le Jana Hai ye Salim tum dekhoge or Baki Sab safety sambhalenge or Raja payment karega....
salim- Bhai tum....
Mai- Mai kuchh Nahi karunga jab ye business Start ho Jayega uske baad tum me se koi mujhe Nahi janta Hai lekin ha agar koi problem Aaya Jaise police ka to wo Mai dekh lunga Sab samjh gye....
Sab log - ha Bhai samjh gye....
Raja- lekin yaar ye Sab suru kab se Karna Hai....
Mai- hamara exam ke baad se abhi tum log Jaise rahte ho waise hi raho....
Salim- or ye Sab kaha karenge koi jagah Dekhe ho...
Mai- ha uska tension tum log mat lo next month se Mai Apna shopping mall banwa raha hu to usi mall ke basement me Apna warehouse hoga samjhe....
Raja- Kya tu shopping mall kholega or mujhe bataya bhi Nahi...
Mai- yaar batane wala tha tujhe Sab baad me bataunga....
salim- Sahil Bhai or ham log rahenge kaha....
Mai- yaha isi Ghar me filhal ke liye...
salim- yaha ye to Mirza Sahab ka ADDA Hai....
Mai- Kya ye Kya bakwas kar raha Hai tu....
salim- such bol raha hu pahle Mai Mirza ke pass kaam karta tha to Kabhi Kabhi uske sath yaha aata tha....
Mai- Kya Karne...
salim- Pta Nahi Mai to bahar hi rahta tha.....
Mai- to uske sath koi or bhi to aata hoga na....
salim- ha ek Adher umar ka aadmi aata tha or uske sath ek ladki aati thi or ek ladka....
Mai- ye Kya bol raha Hai tu agar usko dekhega to pahchan Jayega...
salim- ha pahchan jaunga...
Mujhe to ye Sun kar Jaise socke Laga Mera dimag kaam Nahi kar raha tha Mai Jo soch raha hu agar aisa Hua tab to bahut problem ho Jayega
Raja- Bhai Mai Jo samjh raha hu kahi aisa to Nahi...
Mai- ha yaar sayad Pta Nahi...
fir Maine sajda ka FB wala photo Nikala jisme sajda or uska bf tha to Mai ye photo Salim Ko dikhaya
salim- ha Bhai yahi dono Hai or iske sath ek or aadmi aata tha.....
Mai- thik se dekh yahi dono the pakka to sure Hai....
salim- ha Bhai pakka Mera ankh dhoka Nahi kha sakta....
Mai- Chal thik Hai fir tum log yaha mat raho Mai tum log ke liye ek jagah ka intejam karta hu....
salim- thik Hai lekin mujhe samjh me Nahi aa raha Hai aapko Kaise in logo Ko jante ho...
mai- ye log mere ristedar Hai...
salim- Mirza bhi aapka ristedar Hai.....
Mai- Nahi wo Nahi Hai...
Salim- tab thik Hai ye Mirza bahut hi Harami insan Hai Kisi Ka bhala Nahi karta Hai sala ek number ka tharki insan Hai....
Mai- lekin tu uske paas se kaam kyo chhhor Diya...
salim- Bhai Kya batau us sale Ki Nazar Meri biwi Pe tha ek Baar uske Ghar Pe party tha to Mai apni biwi ko ke kar gya tha to Mirza Meri biwi Ko dekh kar fida ho gya or ek din mujhe paisa offer kiya Ki Mai paisa le lu or apni biwi ko uske paas ek Raat ke liye bhej du ye Sun kar mujhe gussa bahut Aaya magar wo itna khatrnak insan Hai isiliye uske paas se kaam chhor Diya.....
Mai- achha kiya family Ki Izzat se badh ke or kuchh Nahi hota Hai....
salim- ha sahi bole Bhai Mai to usko jaan se Marne ke liye kab se soch raha hu magar mauka Nahi Milta Hai....
Mai- tu tension mat le ye mauka bhi tujhe Milega bas kuchh din intejar kar....
YE Sab baate khatam kar ke Mai ek aadmi Ko Apna car ki chabhi Diya or wo paise ka bag lane ke liye bola to wo aadmi ja kar le Aaya uske baad Mai Sab log Ko 50 hazar diye fir sabko bola
Mai- dekho Bhai log Mai abhi tum log 50 50 hazar diye Hai ab tum Ghar jao or achhe kapde kharid kar pahne is haal me mat aana Nahi to sabko Sak ho Jayega....
Sab log- Ji Bhai....
Mai- badhiya Kal Raja tum log Ka rahne Ki jagah dikha dega magar wo Hamesa rahne Ki jagah Nahi hoga wo filhal ke liye hamara ADDA hoga samjh gye Sab log...
sab aadmi- ha Bhai samjh gye....
Mai- thik Hai tum log jao gari me baitho ham aate Hai....
fir Baki Sab gari me ja kar baith gye Ghar me Mai Raja or Salim Bache the to Mai Salim Ko bola
Mai- Salim dekh Bhai ye le 1 lakh or ye tere liye Mai Sab log Ko to ye bol Diya Ki un log ka koi leader Nahi hoga magar aisa Nahi Hai leader ke bina koi bhi group Nahi chalta Hai or tu un logo ka leader Hai....
Salim- lekin Bhai Mai itna Kaise rakh sakta hu....
Mai- yaar le le kuchh Nahi to apni biwi ko mere taraf se tohfa de Dena....
salim- thik Hai Bhai...
Mai- Chal thik fir tum log nikalo Mai bhi jata hu or ha Sab log Ko bolna keypad fhone kharid le or bina document wala Sim card....
salim- thik Hai Bhai...
Mai- ok tu nikal....
fir Salim or Baki sare aadmi chale gye waha se Ghar me Mai or Raja Bache the to ham dono wahi sofe par baith gye
Raja- yaar Sahil ye sajda or khalu to Khiladi nikale yaar tere sath game Khel rahe Hai.....
Mai- ha yaar Raja sahi bol raha Hai Shali sajda dikhne me to bahut Sarif lagti Hai magar Hai bahut badi Randi bahan Ki laudi....
Raja- yaar Pta Karna hoga ye log yaha kisliye aate Hai...
Mai- ha yaar Nahi to ye log mil ke mujhe barbad kar denge....
Raja- Mai ek kaam karta hu Apne aadmi log Ko in log Pe Nazar rakhne Ko bolta hu...
Mai- ha ye sahi rahega...
Raja- yaar Mai Kya bol raha hu Ki kuchh din ke liye ye business rok dete Hai pahle in logo ka Pta Laga le fir start karenge Kya bolta Hai...
Mai- tu sahi bol raha Hai Aisa hi karna sahi rahega tab tak Mera mall ka kaam bhi ho Jayega....
Raja- ye sahi rahega yaar ek baat bta kab se mall ka kaam suru karega...
Mai- exam baad hi Sahi rahega tab tak Mai zameen or documents bhi ready karwa lunga...
Raja- Chal thik Hai fir Mai chalta hu wo log ke liye Ghar bhi dekhna Hai...
Mai- ruk ye le 1 lakh tujhe jarurat padegi or ha isme se kuchh paiso ka koi gift kharid Lena apni biwi ke liye....
Raja- iski koi jarurat Nahi Hai....
Mai- rakh le yaar....
Raja- thik Hai tu bolta Hai to le raha hu....
Mai- good or ha Aaj Raat Ko mere Ghar aa Jana apni biwi ko le kar dawat Hai mere yaha....
Raja- thik Hai Bhai aa jaunga....
Mai- Chal fir tu nikal Mujhe bazar me kuchh kaam Hai....
Raja- thik Hai..
uske baad Raja Apne Ghar Ki taraf Chal Diya or Mai bazar ke taraf kuchh der baad Mai bazar pahucha uske baad Mai khalu Ko call kiya or unko Milne ke liye pan ke dukan Pe bulaya jab tak khalu aa rahe the tab tak Mai pan dukan ke bagal me mobile ka show room tha usme Chala gya or mobile dekhne lga to,, sales girl Mujhse puchhi- sir Mai aapki Kya help kar sakti hu...
Mai- wo mujhe mobile chahiye tha...
sales girl- sir Kaun Sa dikhau...
Mai- i fhone chahiye tha mujhe.....
jab Mai i fhone bola to wo sales girl mujhe upar se niche tak dekhne lagi Sochi hogi ye Kya i fhone lega wo Sahi soch hi rahi thi kyoki Mai us tarah ka kapda hi pahna tha bilkul simple ek track suit pahne Hua tha jab mujhe Laga wo mujhe juge kar rahi Hai to mujhe bilkul achha Nahi Laga
Mai- excuse me mujhe ghurte rahogi ya fhone bhi dikhaogi....
sales girl- 1 minute sir abhi dikhati hu....
uske baad wo counter se nikal kar bahar chali gyi Mai 5 minute wait kiya lekin wo Nahi aayi tab Mera dimag kharab ho gya to Mai show room se nikal kar bahar aa gya or car me se paise ka Bag le kar Aaya to Dekha wo sales girl wapis counter Pe aa gyi Hai or Baki logo Ko mobile dikha rahi thi uska dhayan Meri taraf Nahi tha to Mai sidha counter Pe gya or paisa ka bag counter par rakha or khol kar Sara paisa nikal ke rakh Diya or bola
Mai- isi ke wajah tum mujhe avoid kar rahi thi na to ye lo or kam pad Jaye to ye Mera card isme se le Lena.....
Mera aisa Karne se wo thora Dar gyi mujhe saf saf dikh raha tha or thora embarrass fill kar rahi thi waha Pe jitne log the Sab mujhe hi dekh rahe the to usme se ek ladka mere paas Aaya wo koi koi hota Hai Na Jo ladki ke samne hero banne ke chakkar me khud Ko musibat me dal Lete Hai wahi is ladke ke sath hua,,
ladka- O Bhai jayada paisa ho gya Hai ye paise ka garmi kahi or dikha Chal nikal yaha se....
Or mujhe thora dhakka Diya to Mera thora balance bigad gya or mere hath se wo bag niche gir gya to Mai khud Ko sambhala or bola
Mai- oye thoda sant ho ja kahi hero banne ke chakkar me tu badi musibat me na pad Jaye.....
ladka- sale dhamki deta Hai tu Hai Kaun be Kya kar lega....
Mai- Mai Kaun hu ye tujhe janne Ki jarurat Nahi Hai bas thoda sant ho ja tere bhale ke liye bol raha hu....
ladka- sale ruk Teri garmi abhi nikalta hu.....
or wo ladka mere paas Aaya or Mera collar pakad Liya
Mai- collar chhod...
ladka- Nahi chhorta Kya kar lega...
Mai- dekh aakhiri Baar bol raha hu....
ladka- Abe sirf bolega ya kuchh karega...
ye Sun ke wo sales girl thoda has di or uska hasna Mujhse bardast Nahi Hua or Mai wo bag ek hath se utha ke us ladke ke sir Pe dhaddd se mara
ladka- aaahhh Mar gya mammi....
Mai- Teri maa Ko Chodu BC bhosdi ke itna der se bol raha hu tujhe samjh me hi Nahi aa raha Hai....
or Mai uska hath pakda or mod Diya ek kattt Ki aawaj aayi sayad uska hath crack ho gya tha Mai fir bhi usko bhi chhoda usko pakad ke chaattt chaaat tappad Marne Laga
Mai- bhosdi ke jayada hero banne ka saukh tha na tujhe ye le....
fir se chaattt chaaatt tappad Marne lga marte marte usko gate ke pass le gya or usko ghuma ke ek lat uske pichhwade Pe mara to wo sidha gate se bahar ja ke gira
Mai- bhag ja bhosdi ke Nahi to or marunga.....
wo ladka Apna hath pakad ke dard se tilmilate huye waha se Chala gya fir Mai wapas us counter Pe aa gya or Apna baal thik karke us ladki Ko bola
Mai- ab dikhaogi ya or Kisi Ko bulana Hai....
to wo sales girl kuchh Nahi boli mujhe fhone nikal ke dikhane lagi Mai fhone dekh kar usme se 2 i fhone select kiya or usko bola ek i pad dene ke liye to wo I pad la kar rakh di fir Mai usse bill lane ke liye bola to wo paisa le kar chali bill karne wapas aayi or uske sath manager bhi aa gya
manager- I am so sorry sir hamare wajah se aapko problem face karni Padi...
Mai- it's ok aisa hota Hai koi baat Nahi waise wo ladka Kaun tha...
manager- sir wo hamara employ tha usko Aaj hi naukri se nikal denge.....
Mai- uski koi jarurat Nahi Hai agar nikalna hi Hai to us ladki Ko nikalo us ladke ka koi galti Nahi Hai....
manager- sir wo ladki hamari best employs me se ek Hai usko Nahi nikal sakte....
Mai- to fir us ladke Ko bhi mat nikalna or ye lo Mera card isme se 5 hazar le lo us ladke Ko de Dena Apna ilaj karwa lega sayad uska hath me chot Aaya Hai....
manager- sir iski koi jarurat Nahi Hai...
Mai- rakh lo de Dena....
manager- jaisa Aap bole.....
fir wo Mera card le kar payment le Liya or Mai fhone le kar waha se nikal gya wo sales girl mujhe hi dekh rahi thi sayad wo kuchh kahna chahti ho magar Mai uspe koi dhayan Nahi Diya bas Apna fhone number counter pad note book Pe Likh ke bahar aa gya mere Jane ke baad manager us ladki Ko dattne laga
manager- Ainda agar Kisi costumer ke sath aisa behaviour kiya to Mai naukari se nikal dunga....
sales girl- I am sorry sir aisa fir Kabhi Nahi hoga....
manager- good aage se dhayan rakhna....
Mai waha se nikal ke apne car ke pass gya or gate khol kar mobile ander rakh Diya or wapas pan dukan Pe aa gya thori der baad khalu bhi aa gye Mai unse Mila or wahi pan dukan Pe table rakha tha waha Pe baith gya
Khalu- tum kuchh baat Karna chahte the....
Mai- ha wo baat ye Hai Ki do din baad aapka or Khala Ki divorce ho Jayega Aap divorce paper le aana...
khalu- such me do din baad ho Jayega .....
Mai- ha ho Jayega or Jo bhi kharcha lagega mujhe bta dena Mai de dunga....
Khalu- thik Hai or wo Mera video...
Mai- wo bhi mil Jayega bas Aap ye kaam Karo pahle.....
Khalu- thik Hai Mai paper le aaunga.....
Mai- thik Hai....
Khalu- thik Hai Mai chalta hu...
Mai- Aap abhi kaha ja rahe ho....
khalu- Ghar ja raha hu....
Mai- Ghar thik Hai to mere sath chaliye Mai bhi ja raha hu....
Khalu- Nahi Mai auto se Chala jaunga....
Mai- auto se kyo aapki bike kaha gya....
Khalu- wo Mai bech Diya paise ki jarurat thi isiliye....
Mai- thik Hai Mera car se chaliye....
uske baad Mai khalu Ko le kar waha se Khala ke Ghar nikal gya thori baad waha pahuch kar Mai car park kiya to Dekha arshi or sajda auto se utar rahi Hai Hai arshi mujhe dekhte hi daur ke mere pass aayi or mujhe mukke se Marne lagi
Mai- Mar kyo rahi Hai tujhe chot lag jayega pagal....
Arshi- Mari Nahi to Kya Karu Aaj hame Lene kyo Nahi aaye....
Mai- sorry Aaj mujhe bahut kaam tha isiliye aa Nahi Paya sorry....
Arshi- ek minute ye car kiski Hai....
Mai- or kiska Hai Meri car Hai....
Arshi- wah Kya baat Hai car bhi le liye usse ghum bhi rahe ho or mujhe bataya bhi Nahi....
Mai- sorry yaar batane hi to Aaya tha magar tu Hai Ki mujhe Marne me hi lagi Hai ...
Arshi- thik Hai to Kal se mujhe Lene ke liye aa Jana...
Mai- ok thik Hai Meri maa ab Ghar me chalegi ya yahi Sab kuchh bolna Hai....
arshi- chaliye....
khalu or sajda bas hame khade khade dekh rahi thi to Mai bhi sajda ke pass gya or usko bola
Mai- tum kyo chup chap khadi ho kuchh bolti kyo Nahi...
sajda- Mai Kya bolu Aap to Apne me hi busy rahte ho....
Mai- aisa baat Nahi Hai....
sajda- Mai Sab samjhti hu ab Meri koi jarurat Nahi Hai aapko....
Mai- aisa mat bolo ak baat bolu...
sajda- ha boliye...
mai- Aaj Mera bahut man kar raha Hai bahut din ho gye tere sath sex kiye huye Aaj mujhe Karna Hai....
ye Sun kar sajda thora muskurai sayad use laga Ki Mai usse ab naraz Nahi hu
sajda- thik Hai to Aaj Raat Ko yahi ruk Jao Ghar PE....
Mai- gahr Pe Nahi Aaj bahar kahi karenge....
sajda- bahar par kaha....
mai- Mera car Hai Na usme...
sajda- thik Hai Mai ready rahungi magar ammi Ko Kya bolungi...
Mai- uski fikar tum mat Karo Mai baat kar lunga waise bhi abhi tum Sab Ko mere Ghar Jana Hai...
sajda- kyo koi baat hai Kya...
Mai- koi baat Nahi Hai bas AAMI Aaj dawat Rakhi Hai isiliye.....
sajda- thik Hai...
fir ham log Ghar me aa gye Khala mujhe dekh kar khus ho gyi Mai hall me sofe par baitha Hua tha arshi or sajda Apne room me chali gyi or khalu Apne room me to Khala mere paas aa kar baith gyi
Khala- itna der Kaise ho gya tumhe Meri yaad Nahi aa rahi thi Hai Na...
Mai- aisa Kabhi ho sakta Hai Kya Ki aapki yaad na aaye bas kaam me busy tha....
Khala- thik Hai maan leti hu...
Mai- Aap Jao ready ho jao mera Ghar Nahi Jana Kya...
Khala- ha Jana Hai...
Mai- to ready ho jao or ha Aaj Aap saree pahana....
Khala- kyo shadi Karna Hai Kya...
Mai- wo to karenge magar abhi filhal Aap saree pahan lo mujhe aapko saree me dekhna Hai....
Khala- or kuchh...
Mai- filhal saree hi pahan kar aao Baki fir Kabhi bataunga...
Khala- thik jaisa tum bolo...
Mai- or ha wo log Ko bhi ready hone Ko boliye....
Khala- thik Hai bolti hu...
fir Khala ready hone chali gyi Mai sofe par baith kar wo log ka wait Karne Laga Karib 1 ghanta baad Sab log ready ho kar aa gyi teeno Kamal Ki lag rahi thi specially Khala wo to Apsara lag rahi thi unhe dekh kar Mera man machlne lga dikh hi aisi rahi thi
Khala mujhe unko gaur se dekhte huye dekh kar muskura rahi thi Mai bhi jab unko muskurate huye Dekha to Mai bhi ek Chota Sa smile de Diya fir ham log waha se nikal gye khalu Ko Maine bahut bola chalne Ko magar wo Nahi aaye bas Bahana bana Diya Ki nind aa raha Hai thak gya hu to Mai bhi jayada force Nahi kiya ham log aa kar car me baith gye arshi or sajda pichhe baith gyi or khala aage Ki sheet par fir Mai car Start kar ke Ghar Ke taraf Chal Diya 20 minute baad Mai Ghar pe pahuch gya Mai car park kiya to Sab log utar gye arshi or sajda aage Chal rahi thi or Mai or Khala pichhe Mai Khala se bola
Mai- Aap bahut khubsurat lag rahi ho bilkul Kisi apsra Ki tarah...
to Khala sarma gyi
Khala- thank you tumhe pasand Aaya...
Mai- bahut Mai to bolta hu Aap Hamesa ab saree hi pahna Karo....
Khala- tumhe achha lag raha Hai to tumhare liye kuchh bhi pahan Lungi.....
Mai- kuchh bhi....
Khala- ha kuchh bhi....
Mai- thik Hai to fir Kabhi aapko kuchh or pahanne ke liye bolunga...
Khala- mujhe intejar rahega....
Mai- thik Hai intejar kijiye kuchh din....
fir ham gate ke pass aa gye to Mai door bell bajaya to ammi gate kholi ammi Khala Ko dekh kar khus ho gyi or khala se Gale Milne lagi Mai arshi or sajda mere room me aa gye
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