Bahut khoob superb....sajda- aaahhh achha lga jaan oooohhh god janu kuchh Karo mai pagal ho jaungi ummmm aaaahhh..
Mai- janu bas thora or bas aaaahhh thora sa ohhh
Sajda- aaahhahhhhh jaan Ab nahi hoga ahhhhh um mm mm aaaaahhh mai mar jaungi....
Sajda- aaaahhh ummmm
jaan aaaaahhhh oooohhhooo aaahhh......
Ye bolte huye sajda kapne lagi or jhar gyi mai bhi jharne wala tha..
Mai- aaahhahhhhh janu oo ohhh aaaahhh....
mai bhi bed par lete gya Mano Jaise mai behosh ho jaunga or mai fhone side me rakh kar hafne lga sajda ka bhi yahi hal tha wo call cut kar di or Pta nahi kab nind aa gya ham dono so gye mera nind sidha subah 8 bje khula alarm bajne par mai utha bathroom ja kar fresh ho gya or gym ke liye nikal gya..
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Khala ke Ghar se nikal kar Mai car me baitha or waha nikal gya 10 minute baad waha pahuch kar Mai Raja Ko waha ka location send kiya or call karke aane ke liye bol Diya or Mai Ghar khol kar ander aa kar baith gya dophar ke 3 Baj gye the Mai Raja ka wait kar raha tha thori der baad Raja aa gya lekin uske sath koi Nahi tha to
Mai- Abe tu akele aaya Hai aadmi log kaha Hai...
Raja- wo log bhi aa rahe Hai...
tabhi bahar ak Tata sumo aa kar ruka usme se 10 log bahar nikale ye Kya BC ye log to pure janwar ke tarah dikhte Hai
Raja- ye lo Bhai aa gye Sab log...
Mai- ye Kya Hai be sale in logo Ko dekh Kaisa huliya banaye huye Hai...
Raja- yaar tujhe usse Kya Karna Hai...
Mai- thik Hai bula un logo Ko...
Fir Raja wo log Ko bula Liya wo log ander aa gye ek pal ke liye to Mai wo log Ko dekh ke Dar gya wo log mere paas aa kar Khade ho gye line se sabke bich me un logo ka leader tha
Raja- Bhai ye Salim Hai yahi Mera dost Hai...
Mai- hi Salim Mai Sahil hu...
to Salim mere se hath Milaya or bola
Salim- Bhai Mai janta hu aapko...
Mai- yaar ye tum mujhe Aap kar ke mat bolo...
Salim- Bhai Aap hamare boss ho to ye bolna hi padega na...
Mai- bilkul Nahi Mai tum logo ka boss Nahi balki ham me se koi tumhara boss Nahi Hai....
dusra aadmi- ye Kya koi boss Nahi hoga to Kaise kaam chalega....
Mai- dekh Bhai agar hame mil kar kaam Karna Hai to koi boss Nahi hoga ham Sab dost Bhai ke tarah kaam karenge....
Salim- Sahil Bhai ye to achhi baat Hai isse group me Kisi Ke man me Lalach Nahi aayega....
Mai- bilkul sahi samjhe Baki Sab ek baat yaad rakhna ham log ek Hai koi Kisi se chhota or bada Nahi Hai Sab log mil kar kaam karenge ok....
Raja- ha Bhai ye sahi socha tune...
Salim- Bhai lekin hame kaam Kya Karna hoga.....
Mai- ha batata hu to Suno hame gun distribut Karna Hai....
aadmi- Kya gun....
Mai- kyo Dar lag raha Hai....
aadmi- Nahi Bhai Dar Nahi lag raha Hai bas ye Sun ke thora existed ho gya tha....
Mai- ha to gun kaha se Lana Hai kaha le Jana Hai ye Salim tum dekhoge or Baki Sab safety sambhalenge or Raja payment karega....
salim- Bhai tum....
Mai- Mai kuchh Nahi karunga jab ye business Start ho Jayega uske baad tum me se koi mujhe Nahi janta Hai lekin ha agar koi problem Aaya Jaise police ka to wo Mai dekh lunga Sab samjh gye....
Sab log - ha Bhai samjh gye....
Raja- lekin yaar ye Sab suru kab se Karna Hai....
Mai- hamara exam ke baad se abhi tum log Jaise rahte ho waise hi raho....
Salim- or ye Sab kaha karenge koi jagah Dekhe ho...
Mai- ha uska tension tum log mat lo next month se Mai Apna shopping mall banwa raha hu to usi mall ke basement me Apna warehouse hoga samjhe....
Raja- Kya tu shopping mall kholega or mujhe bataya bhi Nahi...
Mai- yaar batane wala tha tujhe Sab baad me bataunga....
salim- Sahil Bhai or ham log rahenge kaha....
Mai- yaha isi Ghar me filhal ke liye...
salim- yaha ye to Mirza Sahab ka ADDA Hai....
Mai- Kya ye Kya bakwas kar raha Hai tu....
salim- such bol raha hu pahle Mai Mirza ke pass kaam karta tha to Kabhi Kabhi uske sath yaha aata tha....
Mai- Kya Karne...
salim- Pta Nahi Mai to bahar hi rahta tha.....
Mai- to uske sath koi or bhi to aata hoga na....
salim- ha ek Adher umar ka aadmi aata tha or uske sath ek ladki aati thi or ek ladka....
Mai- ye Kya bol raha Hai tu agar usko dekhega to pahchan Jayega...
salim- ha pahchan jaunga...
Mujhe to ye Sun kar Jaise socke Laga Mera dimag kaam Nahi kar raha tha Mai Jo soch raha hu agar aisa Hua tab to bahut problem ho Jayega
Raja- Bhai Mai Jo samjh raha hu kahi aisa to Nahi...
Mai- ha yaar sayad Pta Nahi...
fir Maine sajda ka FB wala photo Nikala jisme sajda or uska bf tha to Mai ye photo Salim Ko dikhaya
salim- ha Bhai yahi dono Hai or iske sath ek or aadmi aata tha.....
Mai- thik se dekh yahi dono the pakka to sure Hai....
salim- ha Bhai pakka Mera ankh dhoka Nahi kha sakta....
Mai- Chal thik Hai fir tum log yaha mat raho Mai tum log ke liye ek jagah ka intejam karta hu....
salim- thik Hai lekin mujhe samjh me Nahi aa raha Hai aapko Kaise in logo Ko jante ho...
mai- ye log mere ristedar Hai...
salim- Mirza bhi aapka ristedar Hai.....
Mai- Nahi wo Nahi Hai...
Salim- tab thik Hai ye Mirza bahut hi Harami insan Hai Kisi Ka bhala Nahi karta Hai sala ek number ka tharki insan Hai....
Mai- lekin tu uske paas se kaam kyo chhhor Diya...
salim- Bhai Kya batau us sale Ki Nazar Meri biwi Pe tha ek Baar uske Ghar Pe party tha to Mai apni biwi ko ke kar gya tha to Mirza Meri biwi Ko dekh kar fida ho gya or ek din mujhe paisa offer kiya Ki Mai paisa le lu or apni biwi ko uske paas ek Raat ke liye bhej du ye Sun kar mujhe gussa bahut Aaya magar wo itna khatrnak insan Hai isiliye uske paas se kaam chhor Diya.....
Mai- achha kiya family Ki Izzat se badh ke or kuchh Nahi hota Hai....
salim- ha sahi bole Bhai Mai to usko jaan se Marne ke liye kab se soch raha hu magar mauka Nahi Milta Hai....
Mai- tu tension mat le ye mauka bhi tujhe Milega bas kuchh din intejar kar....
YE Sab baate khatam kar ke Mai ek aadmi Ko Apna car ki chabhi Diya or wo paise ka bag lane ke liye bola to wo aadmi ja kar le Aaya uske baad Mai Sab log Ko 50 hazar diye fir sabko bola
Mai- dekho Bhai log Mai abhi tum log 50 50 hazar diye Hai ab tum Ghar jao or achhe kapde kharid kar pahne is haal me mat aana Nahi to sabko Sak ho Jayega....
Sab log- Ji Bhai....
Mai- badhiya Kal Raja tum log Ka rahne Ki jagah dikha dega magar wo Hamesa rahne Ki jagah Nahi hoga wo filhal ke liye hamara ADDA hoga samjh gye Sab log...
sab aadmi- ha Bhai samjh gye....
Mai- thik Hai tum log jao gari me baitho ham aate Hai....
fir Baki Sab gari me ja kar baith gye Ghar me Mai Raja or Salim Bache the to Mai Salim Ko bola
Mai- Salim dekh Bhai ye le 1 lakh or ye tere liye Mai Sab log Ko to ye bol Diya Ki un log ka koi leader Nahi hoga magar aisa Nahi Hai leader ke bina koi bhi group Nahi chalta Hai or tu un logo ka leader Hai....
Salim- lekin Bhai Mai itna Kaise rakh sakta hu....
Mai- yaar le le kuchh Nahi to apni biwi ko mere taraf se tohfa de Dena....
salim- thik Hai Bhai...
Mai- Chal thik fir tum log nikalo Mai bhi jata hu or ha Sab log Ko bolna keypad fhone kharid le or bina document wala Sim card....
salim- thik Hai Bhai...
Mai- ok tu nikal....
fir Salim or Baki sare aadmi chale gye waha se Ghar me Mai or Raja Bache the to ham dono wahi sofe par baith gye
Raja- yaar Sahil ye sajda or khalu to Khiladi nikale yaar tere sath game Khel rahe Hai.....
Mai- ha yaar Raja sahi bol raha Hai Shali sajda dikhne me to bahut Sarif lagti Hai magar Hai bahut badi Randi bahan Ki laudi....
Raja- yaar Pta Karna hoga ye log yaha kisliye aate Hai...
Mai- ha yaar Nahi to ye log mil ke mujhe barbad kar denge....
Raja- Mai ek kaam karta hu Apne aadmi log Ko in log Pe Nazar rakhne Ko bolta hu...
Mai- ha ye sahi rahega...
Raja- yaar Mai Kya bol raha hu Ki kuchh din ke liye ye business rok dete Hai pahle in logo ka Pta Laga le fir start karenge Kya bolta Hai...
Mai- tu sahi bol raha Hai Aisa hi karna sahi rahega tab tak Mera mall ka kaam bhi ho Jayega....
Raja- ye sahi rahega yaar ek baat bta kab se mall ka kaam suru karega...
Mai- exam baad hi Sahi rahega tab tak Mai zameen or documents bhi ready karwa lunga...
Raja- Chal thik Hai fir Mai chalta hu wo log ke liye Ghar bhi dekhna Hai...
Mai- ruk ye le 1 lakh tujhe jarurat padegi or ha isme se kuchh paiso ka koi gift kharid Lena apni biwi ke liye....
Raja- iski koi jarurat Nahi Hai....
Mai- rakh le yaar....
Raja- thik Hai tu bolta Hai to le raha hu....
Mai- good or ha Aaj Raat Ko mere Ghar aa Jana apni biwi ko le kar dawat Hai mere yaha....
Raja- thik Hai Bhai aa jaunga....
Mai- Chal fir tu nikal Mujhe bazar me kuchh kaam Hai....
Raja- thik Hai..
uske baad Raja Apne Ghar Ki taraf Chal Diya or Mai bazar ke taraf kuchh der baad Mai bazar pahucha uske baad Mai khalu Ko call kiya or unko Milne ke liye pan ke dukan Pe bulaya jab tak khalu aa rahe the tab tak Mai pan dukan ke bagal me mobile ka show room tha usme Chala gya or mobile dekhne lga to,, sales girl Mujhse puchhi- sir Mai aapki Kya help kar sakti hu...
Mai- wo mujhe mobile chahiye tha...
sales girl- sir Kaun Sa dikhau...
Mai- i fhone chahiye tha mujhe.....
jab Mai i fhone bola to wo sales girl mujhe upar se niche tak dekhne lagi Sochi hogi ye Kya i fhone lega wo Sahi soch hi rahi thi kyoki Mai us tarah ka kapda hi pahna tha bilkul simple ek track suit pahne Hua tha jab mujhe Laga wo mujhe juge kar rahi Hai to mujhe bilkul achha Nahi Laga
Mai- excuse me mujhe ghurte rahogi ya fhone bhi dikhaogi....
sales girl- 1 minute sir abhi dikhati hu....
uske baad wo counter se nikal kar bahar chali gyi Mai 5 minute wait kiya lekin wo Nahi aayi tab Mera dimag kharab ho gya to Mai show room se nikal kar bahar aa gya or car me se paise ka Bag le kar Aaya to Dekha wo sales girl wapis counter Pe aa gyi Hai or Baki logo Ko mobile dikha rahi thi uska dhayan Meri taraf Nahi tha to Mai sidha counter Pe gya or paisa ka bag counter par rakha or khol kar Sara paisa nikal ke rakh Diya or bola
Mai- isi ke wajah tum mujhe avoid kar rahi thi na to ye lo or kam pad Jaye to ye Mera card isme se le Lena.....
Mera aisa Karne se wo thora Dar gyi mujhe saf saf dikh raha tha or thora embarrass fill kar rahi thi waha Pe jitne log the Sab mujhe hi dekh rahe the to usme se ek ladka mere paas Aaya wo koi koi hota Hai Na Jo ladki ke samne hero banne ke chakkar me khud Ko musibat me dal Lete Hai wahi is ladke ke sath hua,,
ladka- O Bhai jayada paisa ho gya Hai ye paise ka garmi kahi or dikha Chal nikal yaha se....
Or mujhe thora dhakka Diya to Mera thora balance bigad gya or mere hath se wo bag niche gir gya to Mai khud Ko sambhala or bola
Mai- oye thoda sant ho ja kahi hero banne ke chakkar me tu badi musibat me na pad Jaye.....
ladka- sale dhamki deta Hai tu Hai Kaun be Kya kar lega....
Mai- Mai Kaun hu ye tujhe janne Ki jarurat Nahi Hai bas thoda sant ho ja tere bhale ke liye bol raha hu....
ladka- sale ruk Teri garmi abhi nikalta hu.....
or wo ladka mere paas Aaya or Mera collar pakad Liya
Mai- collar chhod...
ladka- Nahi chhorta Kya kar lega...
Mai- dekh aakhiri Baar bol raha hu....
ladka- Abe sirf bolega ya kuchh karega...
ye Sun ke wo sales girl thoda has di or uska hasna Mujhse bardast Nahi Hua or Mai wo bag ek hath se utha ke us ladke ke sir Pe dhaddd se mara
ladka- aaahhh Mar gya mammi....
Mai- Teri maa Ko Chodu BC bhosdi ke itna der se bol raha hu tujhe samjh me hi Nahi aa raha Hai....
or Mai uska hath pakda or mod Diya ek kattt Ki aawaj aayi sayad uska hath crack ho gya tha Mai fir bhi usko bhi chhoda usko pakad ke chaattt chaaat tappad Marne Laga
Mai- bhosdi ke jayada hero banne ka saukh tha na tujhe ye le....
fir se chaattt chaaatt tappad Marne lga marte marte usko gate ke pass le gya or usko ghuma ke ek lat uske pichhwade Pe mara to wo sidha gate se bahar ja ke gira
Mai- bhag ja bhosdi ke Nahi to or marunga.....
wo ladka Apna hath pakad ke dard se tilmilate huye waha se Chala gya fir Mai wapas us counter Pe aa gya or Apna baal thik karke us ladki Ko bola
Mai- ab dikhaogi ya or Kisi Ko bulana Hai....
to wo sales girl kuchh Nahi boli mujhe fhone nikal ke dikhane lagi Mai fhone dekh kar usme se 2 i fhone select kiya or usko bola ek i pad dene ke liye to wo I pad la kar rakh di fir Mai usse bill lane ke liye bola to wo paisa le kar chali bill karne wapas aayi or uske sath manager bhi aa gya
manager- I am so sorry sir hamare wajah se aapko problem face karni Padi...
Mai- it's ok aisa hota Hai koi baat Nahi waise wo ladka Kaun tha...
manager- sir wo hamara employ tha usko Aaj hi naukri se nikal denge.....
Mai- uski koi jarurat Nahi Hai agar nikalna hi Hai to us ladki Ko nikalo us ladke ka koi galti Nahi Hai....
manager- sir wo ladki hamari best employs me se ek Hai usko Nahi nikal sakte....
Mai- to fir us ladke Ko bhi mat nikalna or ye lo Mera card isme se 5 hazar le lo us ladke Ko de Dena Apna ilaj karwa lega sayad uska hath me chot Aaya Hai....
manager- sir iski koi jarurat Nahi Hai...
Mai- rakh lo de Dena....
manager- jaisa Aap bole.....
fir wo Mera card le kar payment le Liya or Mai fhone le kar waha se nikal gya wo sales girl mujhe hi dekh rahi thi sayad wo kuchh kahna chahti ho magar Mai uspe koi dhayan Nahi Diya bas Apna fhone number counter pad note book Pe Likh ke bahar aa gya mere Jane ke baad manager us ladki Ko dattne laga
manager- Ainda agar Kisi costumer ke sath aisa behaviour kiya to Mai naukari se nikal dunga....
sales girl- I am sorry sir aisa fir Kabhi Nahi hoga....
manager- good aage se dhayan rakhna....
Mai waha se nikal ke apne car ke pass gya or gate khol kar mobile ander rakh Diya or wapas pan dukan Pe aa gya thori der baad khalu bhi aa gye Mai unse Mila or wahi pan dukan Pe table rakha tha waha Pe baith gya
Khalu- tum kuchh baat Karna chahte the....
Mai- ha wo baat ye Hai Ki do din baad aapka or Khala Ki divorce ho Jayega Aap divorce paper le aana...
khalu- such me do din baad ho Jayega .....
Mai- ha ho Jayega or Jo bhi kharcha lagega mujhe bta dena Mai de dunga....
Khalu- thik Hai or wo Mera video...
Mai- wo bhi mil Jayega bas Aap ye kaam Karo pahle.....
Khalu- thik Hai Mai paper le aaunga.....
Mai- thik Hai....
Khalu- thik Hai Mai chalta hu...
Mai- Aap abhi kaha ja rahe ho....
khalu- Ghar ja raha hu....
Mai- Ghar thik Hai to mere sath chaliye Mai bhi ja raha hu....
Khalu- Nahi Mai auto se Chala jaunga....
Mai- auto se kyo aapki bike kaha gya....
Khalu- wo Mai bech Diya paise ki jarurat thi isiliye....
Mai- thik Hai Mera car se chaliye....
uske baad Mai khalu Ko le kar waha se Khala ke Ghar nikal gya thori baad waha pahuch kar Mai car park kiya to Dekha arshi or sajda auto se utar rahi Hai Hai arshi mujhe dekhte hi daur ke mere pass aayi or mujhe mukke se Marne lagi
Mai- Mar kyo rahi Hai tujhe chot lag jayega pagal....
Arshi- Mari Nahi to Kya Karu Aaj hame Lene kyo Nahi aaye....
Mai- sorry Aaj mujhe bahut kaam tha isiliye aa Nahi Paya sorry....
Arshi- ek minute ye car kiski Hai....
Mai- or kiska Hai Meri car Hai....
Arshi- wah Kya baat Hai car bhi le liye usse ghum bhi rahe ho or mujhe bataya bhi Nahi....
Mai- sorry yaar batane hi to Aaya tha magar tu Hai Ki mujhe Marne me hi lagi Hai ...
Arshi- thik Hai to Kal se mujhe Lene ke liye aa Jana...
Mai- ok thik Hai Meri maa ab Ghar me chalegi ya yahi Sab kuchh bolna Hai....
arshi- chaliye....
khalu or sajda bas hame khade khade dekh rahi thi to Mai bhi sajda ke pass gya or usko bola
Mai- tum kyo chup chap khadi ho kuchh bolti kyo Nahi...
sajda- Mai Kya bolu Aap to Apne me hi busy rahte ho....
Mai- aisa baat Nahi Hai....
sajda- Mai Sab samjhti hu ab Meri koi jarurat Nahi Hai aapko....
Mai- aisa mat bolo ak baat bolu...
sajda- ha boliye...
mai- Aaj Mera bahut man kar raha Hai bahut din ho gye tere sath sex kiye huye Aaj mujhe Karna Hai....
ye Sun kar sajda thora muskurai sayad use laga Ki Mai usse ab naraz Nahi hu
sajda- thik Hai to Aaj Raat Ko yahi ruk Jao Ghar PE....
Mai- gahr Pe Nahi Aaj bahar kahi karenge....
sajda- bahar par kaha....
mai- Mera car Hai Na usme...
sajda- thik Hai Mai ready rahungi magar ammi Ko Kya bolungi...
Mai- uski fikar tum mat Karo Mai baat kar lunga waise bhi abhi tum Sab Ko mere Ghar Jana Hai...
sajda- kyo koi baat hai Kya...
Mai- koi baat Nahi Hai bas AAMI Aaj dawat Rakhi Hai isiliye.....
sajda- thik Hai...
fir ham log Ghar me aa gye Khala mujhe dekh kar khus ho gyi Mai hall me sofe par baitha Hua tha arshi or sajda Apne room me chali gyi or khalu Apne room me to Khala mere paas aa kar baith gyi
Khala- itna der Kaise ho gya tumhe Meri yaad Nahi aa rahi thi Hai Na...
Mai- aisa Kabhi ho sakta Hai Kya Ki aapki yaad na aaye bas kaam me busy tha....
Khala- thik Hai maan leti hu...
Mai- Aap Jao ready ho jao mera Ghar Nahi Jana Kya...
Khala- ha Jana Hai...
Mai- to ready ho jao or ha Aaj Aap saree pahana....
Khala- kyo shadi Karna Hai Kya...
Mai- wo to karenge magar abhi filhal Aap saree pahan lo mujhe aapko saree me dekhna Hai....
Khala- or kuchh...
Mai- filhal saree hi pahan kar aao Baki fir Kabhi bataunga...
Khala- thik jaisa tum bolo...
Mai- or ha wo log Ko bhi ready hone Ko boliye....
Khala- thik Hai bolti hu...
fir Khala ready hone chali gyi Mai sofe par baith kar wo log ka wait Karne Laga Karib 1 ghanta baad Sab log ready ho kar aa gyi teeno Kamal Ki lag rahi thi specially Khala wo to Apsara lag rahi thi unhe dekh kar Mera man machlne lga dikh hi aisi rahi thi
Khala mujhe unko gaur se dekhte huye dekh kar muskura rahi thi Mai bhi jab unko muskurate huye Dekha to Mai bhi ek Chota Sa smile de Diya fir ham log waha se nikal gye khalu Ko Maine bahut bola chalne Ko magar wo Nahi aaye bas Bahana bana Diya Ki nind aa raha Hai thak gya hu to Mai bhi jayada force Nahi kiya ham log aa kar car me baith gye arshi or sajda pichhe baith gyi or khala aage Ki sheet par fir Mai car Start kar ke Ghar Ke taraf Chal Diya 20 minute baad Mai Ghar pe pahuch gya Mai car park kiya to Sab log utar gye arshi or sajda aage Chal rahi thi or Mai or Khala pichhe Mai Khala se bola
Mai- Aap bahut khubsurat lag rahi ho bilkul Kisi apsra Ki tarah...
to Khala sarma gyi
Khala- thank you tumhe pasand Aaya...
Mai- bahut Mai to bolta hu Aap Hamesa ab saree hi pahna Karo....
Khala- tumhe achha lag raha Hai to tumhare liye kuchh bhi pahan Lungi.....
Mai- kuchh bhi....
Khala- ha kuchh bhi....
Mai- thik Hai to fir Kabhi aapko kuchh or pahanne ke liye bolunga...
Khala- mujhe intejar rahega....
Mai- thik Hai intejar kijiye kuchh din....
fir ham gate ke pass aa gye to Mai door bell bajaya to ammi gate kholi ammi Khala Ko dekh kar khus ho gyi or khala se Gale Milne lagi Mai arshi or sajda mere room me aa gye
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Next day morning utha time Dekha to 8 Baj rahe the to Mai bed se utha or sidha bathroom gya or fresh ho kar bahar aaya or gym Jane ke liye ready ho gya apna gym bag Liya or Apne room se bahar aa gya papa bahar baith kar tea pi rahe the Mai unke paas gya
Mai- good morning papa...
Papa- oh good morning beta uth gye....
Mai- ha papa Mai bol raha tha Ki Aaj Mai office ghum ke aa jau....
Papa- are wah ye to achhi baat Hai Mai to kahta hu Ki roj Jaya Karo Sab samjhne me aasani hogi...
Mai- thik Hai papa dekhta hu....
Ammi-Kya beaten ho rahi baap bete me.....
Papa- kuchh Nahi wo sahil Aaj office Jana chahta Hai....
Ammi- ha ye to achhi baat Hai Hai ab tumhe hi to Sab kuchh sambhalna Hai....
Mai- thik Hai ammi Jaya karunga abhi to mujhe gym Jana Hai byyyy...
Ammi- byyyy beta aaram se car chalana.....
Mai- ok ammi....
or Mai Ghar se nikal gya Aaj pahli baar car se gym ja raha tha raste me socha Aaj Raja Ko bhi sath le chalta hu kuchh kaam Ki beaten bhi ho jayegi isiliye Mai car Raja ke Ghar Ke taraf mod Diya thori der baad Mai uske Ghar Ke bahar pahuch gya fir usko call kiya to Aaj bhi call receive Nahi wo to Mai car se nikal ke door bell bajaya magar gate Nahi khola to Mai fir uske khidki ke pass gya or ja kar dhakka Diya to khidki khul gya magar Aaj wo dono nange Nahi the Sab kuchh dhaka Hua tha to Mai usko aawaj Diya
Mai- Raja Abe O Raja sale uth kitna der tak sota Hai....
Magar Raja to Nahi utha magar uski ammi hadbada uth gyi mujhe khidki ke pass dekh kar wo thora ghabra gyi to
Mai- are aunty Aap ghabrao mat Mai sahil hu Raja Ko uthaiye....
aunty- Raja uth jao Sahil aaya Hai....
magar sale ka nind Nahi khula to aunty usko hila kar uthai
Raja-Kya Hua yaar itna subah subah kyo utha rahi ho....
Mai-Abe chutiye uth ja Mai aaya hu Chal bahar aa ja ...
Mera aawaj sun ke raja chauk gya or Meri taraf Dekha
Raja- Bhai tu kab aaya....
Mai- jab tu maze le raha tha tab aaya hu or khidki band kar ke soya kar Nahi to Kisi din Leni ke Deni ho Jayenge ab aa jaldi...
Raja- ha aata hu tu ruk....
fir Mai waha se uske gate ke pass aa gya
aunty- ye Kya Ji Sahil to Sab dekh Liya wo Kya soch raha hoga....
Raja- tum tension mat lo usko Sab Pta Hai....
aunty- kyaaa magar Kaise....
Raja- baad me bta dunga abhi mil ke aata hu Kya baat Hai....
aunty- thik magar Aap baad me batana usko Kaise Pta Chala...
Raja- thik Hai...
uske baad Raja bahar aaya to Mai usko sath chalne Ko bola to wo ready ho gya or mere sath Chal Diya gym waha pahuch kar ham dono ne 1 ghanta gym kiya fir waha se nikal gye raste me Raja mere se bola
Raja- Bhai yaar tu achanak aa gya ammi to Dar gyi thi....
Mai- sale abhi bhi ammi hi bol raha Hai biwi bol....
Raja- Nahi yaar tu janta Hai Na bas lekin biwi Nahi bol sakta hu....
Mai- achha Chal biwi Nahi to name se hi bula le....
Raja- thik Hai yaar Sama Dar gyi thi tera achanak aane se....
Mai- kyo Bhai...
Raja- yaar wo ye bol rahi Hai Ki tu Kya sochega uske baare me...
Mai- to tu Kya bola....
Raja- Maine usko bta Diya Ki tu janta Hai hamare baare me....
Mai- sachhi tu bta Diya Mai Sab janta hu...
Raja- ha yaar or koi option Nahi tha....
Mai- Chal achha kiya tune ab Mai Teri biwi se khul ke baat kar sakta hu...
Raja- ha tera to fayda ho gya magar Mera to ab wo dimag chategi sawal puchh kar....
Mai- ha to wo Tera dimag chategi tu kuchh or chat Lena...
Raja- Kya yaar tu bhi na....
Mai- Chal ab bahut Hua bakchodi ab kaam Ki baat Karte Hai....
Raja- ha Bhai bol...
Mai- dekh Aaj Mai office jaunga or paisa lekar aa jaunga tu aadmi log Ko jama kar....
Raja- wo to Mai kar dunga magar kaha par tu koi jagah janta Hai....
Mai- ha Mai janta hu tujhe Ghar ja kar location bhej dunga waha par aa Jana....
Raja- thik Hai aa jaunga....
Mai- to fir Chal tujhe Ghar chhor du.....
Raja- Bhai ak baat puchhu gussa mat Karna.....
Mai- ha puchh....
Raja- pahle promise kar Ki marega Nahi mujhe....
Mai- Nahi be puchh to pahle....
Raja- agar Kabhi aisa situation aaye Ki tujhe Teri ammi se shadi Karna pade tab tu Kya karega....
Mai- ye Kya puchh raha Hai chutiye.....
Raja- bta to sahi....
Mai- aisa situation Kabhi aayega bhi Nahi tu jayada mat soch.....
Raja- man le Ki aa gya tab Kya karega.....
Mai- jab aayega tab ka tab abhi Nahi bta sakta....
Raja- Bhai bta na yaar please....
Mai- sale tujhe ye kyo Janna Hai...
Raja- yaar agar aisa ho gya to fir ham dono ka same to same halat rahega.....
Mai- jayada khus mat ho aisa Kabhi Nahi hoga tera ho gya to Kya sabka hona chahiye...
Raja- bta na yaar baat mat ghuma...
Mai- agar Meri ammi bolegi tab Mai sochunga....
Raja- ( muskurate huye) sochna Kya Bhai jaldi se ready ho Jana aunty Ko Dekha Hai kitni khubsurat Hai....
Mai- sale tu mere Ghar aa kar Meri ammi Ko dekhta rahta Hai Kya....
Raja- Nahi yaar aisa Nahi Hai bas bta raha hu tu gaur se Kabhi dekhna apni ammi Ko kitni khubsurat Hai......
Mai- Chal thik Hai jayada bakchodi na kar utar Tera Ghar aa gya ja or apni biwi ko dekh....
Raja- thik Hai Bhai Ek baar dekhna jarur....
Mai- utar bhosdi ke....
To Raja jaldi se utar ke car se bahar aa gya or Apne Ghar me ghus gya fir Mai waha se Khala ke Ghar Ki taraf Chal Diya raste me Raja ka baat Baar Baar mere man me ghum raha tha Mai to apni ammi Ko sach me imagine Karne lga Ki kitni khubsurat Hai wo fir achanak se Mai Apne soch se bahar aaya man me socha ye Kya sochne lga Mai wo Meri ammi Hai Aisa Nahi sochna chahiye magar harami man mane tab to fir se bas yahi sochne lga Ki kitni khubsurat Hai yahi Sab sochte Mai Khala ke Ghar pahuch gya car park kiya or Ghar ka door bell bajaya thori der me gate khula Mai socha Ki khala ya arshi me se koi gate kholegi magar ye Kya BC khalu ne gate khola
Mai- Kaise Hai khalu kaha rahte Hai dikhai Nahi dete lagta Hai kaam jayada Hai Chal raha Hai...
Khalu- thik hu ha thora kaam jayada rahta Hai isiliye jayada tar bahar company me hi rahta hu....
Mai- or aapki gf ka Kya hal Hai...
Khalu- (mujhe ghurte huye) ha thik Hai uska...
Mai- aapke liye khus kabari Hai....
Khalu- Kya...
Mai- (Mai sofe par baithte huye) abhi Nahi bataunga sham Ko bazar me miliye wahi aaram se bataunga...
Khalu- thik Hai Mai chalta hu duty mujhe call Karna kitna baje aana Hai...
Mai- jarur...
Fir khalu duty par chale gye abhi subah ke 9 Baj rahe the Sab so rahe the to Mai sajda ke room me gya teeno so rahi thi pahle Khala thi fir bich me arshi last me deewar ke side sajda to Mai Khala sir ke pass table rakha Hua tha us Pe baith gya or unhe sote huye dekhne lga sote huye bahut khubsurat or pyari lag rahi thi thori der unhe dekhta raha fir Maine mobile se unka pic Liya or bahar aa gya fir kitchen me gya socha in logon Ko Aaj khus kar deta hu isiliye Mai freeze se dudh Nikala or tea bana kar room me rakh Diya or Mai bahar nikal gya wo log itni gahri nind me soye Hui thi agar bahar bumb bhi fhat jata fir unko Pta Nahi lagta Mai gate band kar ke wapis Apne Ghar Ke liye nikal gya raste se Maine Khala ke mobile me call kiya 2 teen ring ke baad call receive ho gya
Khala- hello..
Mai- Hii good morning abhi tak so kar ho Kya Aap....
Khala- ha good morning abhi kitna time hi Hua Hai....
Mai- 10 Baj gya Hai uth Jaiye....
Khala- (hadbada kar uth ke baith gyi) Kya 10 Baj gya...
Mai- ha uth Jaiye or ha tea rakha Hua Hai pi lijiye deemag fresh ho Jayega....
Khala- tea kaha Hai...
Mai- aapke bagal me table Pe...
Khala- ye kisne banaya or tumhe Kaise Pta kahi tumne to....
Mai- ha Maine hi banaya Hai ab uth kar fresh ho Jaiye Mai dophar me aaunga....
Khala- lekin tum kab aaye the Mujhe uthaya kyo Nahi....
Mai- thori der pahle Aap sote huye bahut pyari lag rahi thi isiliye distrib Nahi kiya....
Khala- tum bilkul pagal ho....
Mai- wo to Mai hu magar sirf aapke liye....
Khala- achha Ji to mere liye pagal ho ya kuchh or.....
Mai- filhal to pagal hu aage ka Pta Nahi....
Khala- jaldi aana mujhe tumko dekhna Hai....
Mai- kyo Kabhi Dekhi Nahi ho Kya Aap....
Khala- ha Dekhi hu magar ab tumhara or Mera Rishta change ho gya na...
Mai- or wo Kya Hai....
Khala- ye Mai Nahi bataungi...
Mai- please bta do na...
Khala- Nahi pahle yaha aao fir bataungi...
Mai- thik Hai jaldi hi aata hu byy...
Khala- sirf byy or kuchh Nahi...
Mai- Nahi...
Khala- please...
Mai- thik Hai I love you....
Khala- I love you too byy..
Fir Mai call cut kar kiya or jaldi se Ghar pahuch gya door bell bajaya to ammi gate kholi Aaj ammi Ko Dekha to kuchh ajeeb Sa mahsus Hua mujhe Raja Ki baat yaad aa gya apni ammi Ko dekhna kitni khubsurat Hai or abhi Mai wahi kar raha tha ammi Ko gaur se dekh raha tha wo abhi hi naha kar aayi thi unke badan se ajeeb Sa khusbu aa raha tha madhosh kar dene wala ammi Aaj sach me khubsurat lag rahi thi aisa Nahi Hai Ki wo roj khubsurat nahi lagti thi magar Aaj Maine gaur se Dekha to sach me Meri ammi bahut khubsurat lag rahi thi
Mai- wao ammi kahi ja rahi ho Kya Aap....
Ammi- ha wo bazar Jana Hai tujhe yaad Nahi Hai kal hi to boli thi...
Mai- are ha Mai to bhul hi gya tha...
Ammi- it's ok ja jaldi se ready ho ja hame chalna Hai....
Mai- thik Hai 10 minute ruko Aap...
Ammi- thik Hai tu fresh ho ja jab tak Mai Nasta lagati hu...
Mai- thik Hai...
Fir Apne room me gya or towel Liya or bathroom me Chala gya nahate waqt Mai yahi soch raha tha yaar such Meri ammi bahut khubsurat Hai Mera to bura Hal ho gya unko dekh ke fir Mai Jayda Nahi socha bas jaldi se naha kar ready ho gya fir Mai Apne room se bahar aaya to ammi Nasta Laga chuki thi fir Hamne Nasta kiya or bazar ke liye nikal gye raste me Mai Baar Baar ammi Ko hi dekh raha tha to ammi boli
Ammi- aise Kya dekh rahe ho...
Mai- kuchh Nahi bas Aaj Aap bahut khubsurat lag rahi ho...
Ammi- dhatt pagal Mai or khubsurat...
Mai- such me ammi Aap bahut khubsurat lag rahi ho....
Ammi- thik Hai thik Hai thank you....
Mai- your most welcome....
Ammi- waise tujhe Mai Aaj hi khubsurat ragi hu isse pahle to tu Kabhi Nahi bola...
Mai- to isse pahle Mai aapko Kabhi itna gaur se Dekha Nahi tha...
Or ye bol kar Mai fhas gya
Ammi- kyo Aaj aisa Kya baat Hai Jo tum mujhe gaur se dekhe ho...
Mai- wo wo bas aise hi or koi baat Nahi Hai....
Ammi- Nahi baat kuchh or hi Hai chhupao mat...
Mai- Sachi koi or baat Nahi Hai Kya Mai aapko dekh bhi Nahi sakta hu...
Ammi- kyo Nahi Mai aisa thori bol rahi hu....
Mai- thik Hai sorry aage se Nahi bolunga....
Ammi- ye Kya tum naraz ho gye...
Mai- or Nahi to Kya Aap itna sawal Jo kar rahi ho....
Ammi- thik Hai sorry Nahi karungi ok ab khus...
Mai- ha khus....
Fir bazar aa gya to Mai car park kar ke ammi ke sath super market me gya ammi Sab Saman kharidne lgi Karib 30 minute baad Sab Saman kharid Li to Mai Sab Saman trolley me rakh Diya or ammi bill pay Ki fir ham car ke taraf Chal diye car ke pass pahuch kar Maine Sab Saman pichhe rakh Diya or waha se Ghar Ke liye nikal gye
Raste me Mai ammi se puchha
Mai- ammi Nani ke yaha ham car se chalenge...
Ammi- thik Hai...
Mai- achha ek baat batao Aap ye Raja Ki ammi Ko Aap janti ho Na...
Ammi- ha janti hu gao me ham dono ka Ghar paas me hi Hai...
Mai- to iska matlab Aap dono ek hi khandan se ho...
Ammi- ha magar tu kyo puchh rahi Hai....
Mai- wo isliye Ki mujhe Raja kuchh ajeeb baat bta raha tha gao Ke baare me.....
Ammi- Kya ajeeb baat...
Mai- yahi kuchh riwaj waha ka sahi Nahi hota Hai....
Ammi- (chaukte huye) ye Sab jhuth Hai Aisa kuchh Nahi Hai tum ispe dhayan mat do...
Mai- thik Hai mujhe Kya Karna Hai Kaun mujhe ye riwaj Nibhana Hai...
Ammi- ha thik Hai thik Hai jaldi chalo...
Mai janta tha Ki ammi Mujhe batana Nahi chah rahi Hai lekin Mai samjh gya tha Ki Aaj ammi papa se jarur is baare me baat karengi to isiliye mujhe wo Baat jarur sunna tha fir ham Ghar aa gye 12 Baj gye the to Ghar aate hi ammi Khana banane me lag gyi or Mai ammi Ko bola Mai office ja raha hu or Mai nikal gya
(Idhar ammi)
Ammi: kaam Karte huye soch rahi thi Ki ye Sahil Ko Kya ho gya Aaj jis tarah se mujhe dekh raha tha us tarah se wo Kabhi Nahi Dekha tha or mujhe khubsurat bhi bol raha tha Kya such me Mai itna khubsurat hu,Pta Nahi ammi ke man me Kya aaya bhag ke Apne room me gyi or mirror ke samne khadi ho gyi or Apne Aap Ko dekhne lagi jab unhe ahsas Hua Ki wo Kya kar rahi Hai to wo sarma gyi or room se nikal ke kitchen me aa gyi ammi Ki sanse tej ho gyi
Ammi-: ye Mai Kya kar rahi hu mana Ki Sahil Mujhe dekh raha tha to iska matlab thori Hai Ki Mai kuchh bhi sochne Lagu Nahi Nahi wo Mera beta Hai chhi Mai Kya soch rahi hu, fir ammi Apne kaam me lag gyi,,
(Idhar Mai)
Mai Apne office pahuch kar jab ander enter Hua to dekha manager or papa Baki ke Sab worker Mera welcome ke liye khade Hai Mai Sab ke pass gya to Sab log buke mujhe dene lage or hath Mila kar welcome kar rahe the
Papa- welcome beta Aaj tum pahli baar office aaye ho wo bhi khud ke office...
Mai- thank you papa magar ye Sab Ki Kya jarurat thi....
Papa- kyo Nahi aakhir tum boss ho is company ke to boss ka welcome to banta Hai....
Mai- thik magar Aap to mujhe boss mat boliye...
Papa- thik Hai
Fir Sab log ek kar ke mujhe Apna introduction Diya or welcome kar ke Apne kaam me lag gye papa Ko kahi Jana tha to wo waha se nikal gye Mai Apne cabin me aa kar baith gya or manager Ko bulaya
Mai- Uncle Mera kaam ho gya Jo us bola tha....
Manager- Ji sir ho gya Hai abhi le kar aata hu....
Mai- thik Hai....
Thori der baad manager paisa le kar aa gya paisa suitecase me rakha Hua tha to Mai wo le Liya fir usse bola
Mai- thik Hai Mai chalta hu kal mujhe bank account ke pura details chahiye...
Manager- thik Hai sir Kal aapko mil Jayega....
Mai- good...
Uske baad Mai office se nikal gya or sidha Khala ke Ghar pahucha door bell bajaya to Khala gate kholi Aaj to Kamal hi ho gya Khala full saj dhaj ke ready thi Mujhse Milne ke liye Kamal lag rahi thi
Mai- Kya baat Hai Aaj to Kamal lag rahi ho Aap...
Khala- (sharmate huye) sach me tumhare liye...
Mai- sach me..
Khala- kasam se...
Mai- thik Hai Baki Sab kaha Hai...
Khala- wo log college chali gyi...
Mai- oh sheet Mai to bhul hi gya tha sorry...
Khala- sorry mat bolo Mai hi unko boli thi Jane ke liye...
Mai- par kyo call Karna chahiye tha na...
Khala- achha to fir Mai tumse Kaise milti...
Mai- sach me Aap Mujhse itna pyar karti ho....
Khala- ha itna Ki tum soch bhi Nahi sakte...
Mai- mujhe Pta Hai...
Khala- ab ander aaoge ya gate par hi rahna Hai...
To Mai ander aa gya or Khala sofe par baith gyi or mujhe baithne Ko boli lekin Mai Nahi baitha unke paas Kada raha to samjh gyi Ki Mai kyo Nahi baith raha to Khala Khala Mera hath pakdi or mere Gale lag gyi Mai bhi unko kas ke jakad Liya
Khala- to isiliye baith Nahi rahe the tum to mujhe huge kar sakte the..
Mai- ha kar sakta tha magar Aap jab huge karti ho to mujhe achha lagta Hai....
Khala- or mujhe bhi ab to jabse tumse pyar Hua Hai ek Pal bhi tumse dur rahne ka man Nahi karta Hai....
Mai- yahi Hal to Mera bhi Hai magar Kya kar sakte Hai....
Khala- Pta Nahi bas tum mere pass raha Karo jab tum mere samne rahte ho to mujhe safe feel hota Hai....
Mai- bas kuchh Dino Ki baat Hai ek Baar aapka divorce ho Jaye fir ham sath me rahenge...
Khala- such me tum mere sath rahoge...
Mai- ha such me aapki kasam....
Khala ye Sun kar khus ho gyi or mere hoth par kiss kar di to Mai bhi unko kiss kar Diya kuchh der aise hi ham khade rahe uske baad fir se ak dusre Ko kiss Karne lage Khala Ko Pta Nahi Kya Hua ek dum wild ho gyi mujhe dhakaa dete huye idhar uthar ho kar kiss Karne lagi Mai bhi full Jose me aa gya tha Khala kiss Karte Karte Mera Gale Ko chumne lagi to Mai bhi unko chumne lga
Fir achanak mujhe hosh aaya mujhe lga ye thora jaldi ho raha Hai to Mai thori der or kiss kiya fir alag ho gya
Khala- Kya Hua...
Mai- kuchh Nahi bas hame itna jaldi aage Nahi badhna chahiye....
Ye Sun kar Khala thora udas ho gyi fir achanak khus bhi ho gyi Mai ye dekh kar chauk gya inko Kya ho gya
Khala- tum sahi bol rahe ho hame itna jaldi aage Nahi badhna chahiye....
Fir wo mere hoth Ko ek Baar chumi or mere Gale lag kar Meri bahon me Lete gyi Mai bhi unko Gale lagaye huye sofe par baith gya,
Mai- mujhe aapse kuchh chahiye...
Khala- Kya bolo Mera Sab kuchh ab tumhara Hai...
Mai- abhi wo Sab Nahi chahiye...
Khala- badmash Mera bolne ka matlab ye Nahi tha...
Mai- to Mera bhi ye Nahi tha...
Khala- ab bolo bhi...
Mai- wo mujhe aapka Purana wala Ghar ka chabhi chahiye....
Khala- abhi Lati hu...
Or wo uth kar Jane lagi fir unko kuchh yaad aaya
Khala- ek minute tumko Kaise Pta Mera Purana Ghar Ke baare me...
Mai- simple sajda bta rahi thi...
Khala- ooo thik Hai Lati hu....
Or wo chali gyi Mai man me socha Bach gye Bhai Aaj to achha Hai ammi Ki tarah sawal Nahi karti Hai Khala chabhi le kar aa gyi or fir se meri bahon me let gyi
Khala- waise tumhe waha Kya kaam Hai ..
Mai- wo Mera ek dost Hai usko kuchh din rahne ke liye Ghar chahiye tha to socha aapka wala Ghar me rukwa du aapko koi problem to Nahi Hai ..
Khala- jayada mat bolo mujhe kyo problem hoga bhala....
Mai- thik Hai waise next week Mera exam Hai uske baad aapka divorce....
Khala- ye to achhi baat Hai Mai to abhi divorce chahti hu jitna jaldi ho utna mere liye thik Hai....
Mai- ha uske baad Kya...
Khala- uske baad ham sath me rahenge....
Mai- ye to thik Hai magar khalu ka Kya hoga...
Khala- mujhe Nahi Pta uska Kya hoga or ha ab usko khalu mat bolna mere samne mujhe achha Nahi lagta Hai....
Mai- thik Hai jaisi aapki hukum mam....
Khala- good boy I love you...
Mai- I love you too...
Kuchh der aise hi ak dusre ke bahon me pyar bhari Baaten Karte rahe fir Mai unko bola
Mai- ab Mai chalta hu mujhe ak jaruri Kaam Hai....
Khala- Nahi thori der or ruk jao please...
Mai- ruk to jaunga magar Mera kaam kharab ho Jayega Kisi se milana Hai...
Khala- kisse...
Mai- are yaar itna tension me mat aao koi ladki se Nahi milana Hai ek dost se milana Hai usko paisa Dena Hai ...
Khala- thik Hai sham me aaoge na...
Mai- are ha Mai to bhul hi gya Aaj Raat Ko Aap Longo ke liye ammi dawat Rakhi Hai....
Khala- lekin aapi ne bataya Nahi...
Mai- wo call karengi Aap usse pahle mat bta Dena warna Meri khair Nahi....
Khala- thik Hai to jaldi aa Jana...
Mai- thik Hai byy
Khala- byyy
Fir se Khala mere Gale lag gyi or mujhe ek Baar or kiss kiya or Mai chabhi le kar waha se nikal gya
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Khala ke Ghar se nikal kar Mai car me baitha or waha nikal gya 10 minute baad waha pahuch kar Mai Raja Ko waha ka location send kiya or call karke aane ke liye bol Diya or Mai Ghar khol kar ander aa kar baith gya dophar ke 3 Baj gye the Mai Raja ka wait kar raha tha thori der baad Raja aa gya lekin uske sath koi Nahi tha to
Mai- Abe tu akele aaya Hai aadmi log kaha Hai...
Raja- wo log bhi aa rahe Hai...
tabhi bahar ak Tata sumo aa kar ruka usme se 10 log bahar nikale ye Kya BC ye log to pure janwar ke tarah dikhte Hai
Raja- ye lo Bhai aa gye Sab log...
Mai- ye Kya Hai be sale in logo Ko dekh Kaisa huliya banaye huye Hai...
Raja- yaar tujhe usse Kya Karna Hai...
Mai- thik Hai bula un logo Ko...
Fir Raja wo log Ko bula Liya wo log ander aa gye ek pal ke liye to Mai wo log Ko dekh ke Dar gya wo log mere paas aa kar Khade ho gye line se sabke bich me un logo ka leader tha
Raja- Bhai ye Salim Hai yahi Mera dost Hai...
Mai- hi Salim Mai Sahil hu...
to Salim mere se hath Milaya or bola
Salim- Bhai Mai janta hu aapko...
Mai- yaar ye tum mujhe Aap kar ke mat bolo...
Salim- Bhai Aap hamare boss ho to ye bolna hi padega na...
Mai- bilkul Nahi Mai tum logo ka boss Nahi balki ham me se koi tumhara boss Nahi Hai....
dusra aadmi- ye Kya koi boss Nahi hoga to Kaise kaam chalega....
Mai- dekh Bhai agar hame mil kar kaam Karna Hai to koi boss Nahi hoga ham Sab dost Bhai ke tarah kaam karenge....
Salim- Sahil Bhai ye to achhi baat Hai isse group me Kisi Ke man me Lalach Nahi aayega....
Mai- bilkul sahi samjhe Baki Sab ek baat yaad rakhna ham log ek Hai koi Kisi se chhota or bada Nahi Hai Sab log mil kar kaam karenge ok....
Raja- ha Bhai ye sahi socha tune...
Salim- Bhai lekin hame kaam Kya Karna hoga.....
Mai- ha batata hu to Suno hame gun distribut Karna Hai....
aadmi- Kya gun....
Mai- kyo Dar lag raha Hai....
aadmi- Nahi Bhai Dar Nahi lag raha Hai bas ye Sun ke thora existed ho gya tha....
Mai- ha to gun kaha se Lana Hai kaha le Jana Hai ye Salim tum dekhoge or Baki Sab safety sambhalenge or Raja payment karega....
salim- Bhai tum....
Mai- Mai kuchh Nahi karunga jab ye business Start ho Jayega uske baad tum me se koi mujhe Nahi janta Hai lekin ha agar koi problem Aaya Jaise police ka to wo Mai dekh lunga Sab samjh gye....
Sab log - ha Bhai samjh gye....
Raja- lekin yaar ye Sab suru kab se Karna Hai....
Mai- hamara exam ke baad se abhi tum log Jaise rahte ho waise hi raho....
Salim- or ye Sab kaha karenge koi jagah Dekhe ho...
Mai- ha uska tension tum log mat lo next month se Mai Apna shopping mall banwa raha hu to usi mall ke basement me Apna warehouse hoga samjhe....
Raja- Kya tu shopping mall kholega or mujhe bataya bhi Nahi...
Mai- yaar batane wala tha tujhe Sab baad me bataunga....
salim- Sahil Bhai or ham log rahenge kaha....
Mai- yaha isi Ghar me filhal ke liye...
salim- yaha ye to Mirza Sahab ka ADDA Hai....
Mai- Kya ye Kya bakwas kar raha Hai tu....
salim- such bol raha hu pahle Mai Mirza ke pass kaam karta tha to Kabhi Kabhi uske sath yaha aata tha....
Mai- Kya Karne...
salim- Pta Nahi Mai to bahar hi rahta tha.....
Mai- to uske sath koi or bhi to aata hoga na....
salim- ha ek Adher umar ka aadmi aata tha or uske sath ek ladki aati thi or ek ladka....
Mai- ye Kya bol raha Hai tu agar usko dekhega to pahchan Jayega...
salim- ha pahchan jaunga...
Mujhe to ye Sun kar Jaise socke Laga Mera dimag kaam Nahi kar raha tha Mai Jo soch raha hu agar aisa Hua tab to bahut problem ho Jayega
Raja- Bhai Mai Jo samjh raha hu kahi aisa to Nahi...
Mai- ha yaar sayad Pta Nahi...
fir Maine sajda ka FB wala photo Nikala jisme sajda or uska bf tha to Mai ye photo Salim Ko dikhaya
salim- ha Bhai yahi dono Hai or iske sath ek or aadmi aata tha.....
Mai- thik se dekh yahi dono the pakka to sure Hai....
salim- ha Bhai pakka Mera ankh dhoka Nahi kha sakta....
Mai- Chal thik Hai fir tum log yaha mat raho Mai tum log ke liye ek jagah ka intejam karta hu....
salim- thik Hai lekin mujhe samjh me Nahi aa raha Hai aapko Kaise in logo Ko jante ho...
mai- ye log mere ristedar Hai...
salim- Mirza bhi aapka ristedar Hai.....
Mai- Nahi wo Nahi Hai...
Salim- tab thik Hai ye Mirza bahut hi Harami insan Hai Kisi Ka bhala Nahi karta Hai sala ek number ka tharki insan Hai....
Mai- lekin tu uske paas se kaam kyo chhhor Diya...
salim- Bhai Kya batau us sale Ki Nazar Meri biwi Pe tha ek Baar uske Ghar Pe party tha to Mai apni biwi ko ke kar gya tha to Mirza Meri biwi Ko dekh kar fida ho gya or ek din mujhe paisa offer kiya Ki Mai paisa le lu or apni biwi ko uske paas ek Raat ke liye bhej du ye Sun kar mujhe gussa bahut Aaya magar wo itna khatrnak insan Hai isiliye uske paas se kaam chhor Diya.....
Mai- achha kiya family Ki Izzat se badh ke or kuchh Nahi hota Hai....
salim- ha sahi bole Bhai Mai to usko jaan se Marne ke liye kab se soch raha hu magar mauka Nahi Milta Hai....
Mai- tu tension mat le ye mauka bhi tujhe Milega bas kuchh din intejar kar....
YE Sab baate khatam kar ke Mai ek aadmi Ko Apna car ki chabhi Diya or wo paise ka bag lane ke liye bola to wo aadmi ja kar le Aaya uske baad Mai Sab log Ko 50 hazar diye fir sabko bola
Mai- dekho Bhai log Mai abhi tum log 50 50 hazar diye Hai ab tum Ghar jao or achhe kapde kharid kar pahne is haal me mat aana Nahi to sabko Sak ho Jayega....
Sab log- Ji Bhai....
Mai- badhiya Kal Raja tum log Ka rahne Ki jagah dikha dega magar wo Hamesa rahne Ki jagah Nahi hoga wo filhal ke liye hamara ADDA hoga samjh gye Sab log...
sab aadmi- ha Bhai samjh gye....
Mai- thik Hai tum log jao gari me baitho ham aate Hai....
fir Baki Sab gari me ja kar baith gye Ghar me Mai Raja or Salim Bache the to Mai Salim Ko bola
Mai- Salim dekh Bhai ye le 1 lakh or ye tere liye Mai Sab log Ko to ye bol Diya Ki un log ka koi leader Nahi hoga magar aisa Nahi Hai leader ke bina koi bhi group Nahi chalta Hai or tu un logo ka leader Hai....
Salim- lekin Bhai Mai itna Kaise rakh sakta hu....
Mai- yaar le le kuchh Nahi to apni biwi ko mere taraf se tohfa de Dena....
salim- thik Hai Bhai...
Mai- Chal thik fir tum log nikalo Mai bhi jata hu or ha Sab log Ko bolna keypad fhone kharid le or bina document wala Sim card....
salim- thik Hai Bhai...
Mai- ok tu nikal....
fir Salim or Baki sare aadmi chale gye waha se Ghar me Mai or Raja Bache the to ham dono wahi sofe par baith gye
Raja- yaar Sahil ye sajda or khalu to Khiladi nikale yaar tere sath game Khel rahe Hai.....
Mai- ha yaar Raja sahi bol raha Hai Shali sajda dikhne me to bahut Sarif lagti Hai magar Hai bahut badi Randi bahan Ki laudi....
Raja- yaar Pta Karna hoga ye log yaha kisliye aate Hai...
Mai- ha yaar Nahi to ye log mil ke mujhe barbad kar denge....
Raja- Mai ek kaam karta hu Apne aadmi log Ko in log Pe Nazar rakhne Ko bolta hu...
Mai- ha ye sahi rahega...
Raja- yaar Mai Kya bol raha hu Ki kuchh din ke liye ye business rok dete Hai pahle in logo ka Pta Laga le fir start karenge Kya bolta Hai...
Mai- tu sahi bol raha Hai Aisa hi karna sahi rahega tab tak Mera mall ka kaam bhi ho Jayega....
Raja- ye sahi rahega yaar ek baat bta kab se mall ka kaam suru karega...
Mai- exam baad hi Sahi rahega tab tak Mai zameen or documents bhi ready karwa lunga...
Raja- Chal thik Hai fir Mai chalta hu wo log ke liye Ghar bhi dekhna Hai...
Mai- ruk ye le 1 lakh tujhe jarurat padegi or ha isme se kuchh paiso ka koi gift kharid Lena apni biwi ke liye....
Raja- iski koi jarurat Nahi Hai....
Mai- rakh le yaar....
Raja- thik Hai tu bolta Hai to le raha hu....
Mai- good or ha Aaj Raat Ko mere Ghar aa Jana apni biwi ko le kar dawat Hai mere yaha....
Raja- thik Hai Bhai aa jaunga....
Mai- Chal fir tu nikal Mujhe bazar me kuchh kaam Hai....
Raja- thik Hai..
uske baad Raja Apne Ghar Ki taraf Chal Diya or Mai bazar ke taraf kuchh der baad Mai bazar pahucha uske baad Mai khalu Ko call kiya or unko Milne ke liye pan ke dukan Pe bulaya jab tak khalu aa rahe the tab tak Mai pan dukan ke bagal me mobile ka show room tha usme Chala gya or mobile dekhne lga to,, sales girl Mujhse puchhi- sir Mai aapki Kya help kar sakti hu...
Mai- wo mujhe mobile chahiye tha...
sales girl- sir Kaun Sa dikhau...
Mai- i fhone chahiye tha mujhe.....
jab Mai i fhone bola to wo sales girl mujhe upar se niche tak dekhne lagi Sochi hogi ye Kya i fhone lega wo Sahi soch hi rahi thi kyoki Mai us tarah ka kapda hi pahna tha bilkul simple ek track suit pahne Hua tha jab mujhe Laga wo mujhe juge kar rahi Hai to mujhe bilkul achha Nahi Laga
Mai- excuse me mujhe ghurte rahogi ya fhone bhi dikhaogi....
sales girl- 1 minute sir abhi dikhati hu....
uske baad wo counter se nikal kar bahar chali gyi Mai 5 minute wait kiya lekin wo Nahi aayi tab Mera dimag kharab ho gya to Mai show room se nikal kar bahar aa gya or car me se paise ka Bag le kar Aaya to Dekha wo sales girl wapis counter Pe aa gyi Hai or Baki logo Ko mobile dikha rahi thi uska dhayan Meri taraf Nahi tha to Mai sidha counter Pe gya or paisa ka bag counter par rakha or khol kar Sara paisa nikal ke rakh Diya or bola
Mai- isi ke wajah tum mujhe avoid kar rahi thi na to ye lo or kam pad Jaye to ye Mera card isme se le Lena.....
Mera aisa Karne se wo thora Dar gyi mujhe saf saf dikh raha tha or thora embarrass fill kar rahi thi waha Pe jitne log the Sab mujhe hi dekh rahe the to usme se ek ladka mere paas Aaya wo koi koi hota Hai Na Jo ladki ke samne hero banne ke chakkar me khud Ko musibat me dal Lete Hai wahi is ladke ke sath hua,,
ladka- O Bhai jayada paisa ho gya Hai ye paise ka garmi kahi or dikha Chal nikal yaha se....
Or mujhe thora dhakka Diya to Mera thora balance bigad gya or mere hath se wo bag niche gir gya to Mai khud Ko sambhala or bola
Mai- oye thoda sant ho ja kahi hero banne ke chakkar me tu badi musibat me na pad Jaye.....
ladka- sale dhamki deta Hai tu Hai Kaun be Kya kar lega....
Mai- Mai Kaun hu ye tujhe janne Ki jarurat Nahi Hai bas thoda sant ho ja tere bhale ke liye bol raha hu....
ladka- sale ruk Teri garmi abhi nikalta hu.....
or wo ladka mere paas Aaya or Mera collar pakad Liya
Mai- collar chhod...
ladka- Nahi chhorta Kya kar lega...
Mai- dekh aakhiri Baar bol raha hu....
ladka- Abe sirf bolega ya kuchh karega...
ye Sun ke wo sales girl thoda has di or uska hasna Mujhse bardast Nahi Hua or Mai wo bag ek hath se utha ke us ladke ke sir Pe dhaddd se mara
ladka- aaahhh Mar gya mammi....
Mai- Teri maa Ko Chodu BC bhosdi ke itna der se bol raha hu tujhe samjh me hi Nahi aa raha Hai....
or Mai uska hath pakda or mod Diya ek kattt Ki aawaj aayi sayad uska hath crack ho gya tha Mai fir bhi usko bhi chhoda usko pakad ke chaattt chaaat tappad Marne Laga
Mai- bhosdi ke jayada hero banne ka saukh tha na tujhe ye le....
fir se chaattt chaaatt tappad Marne lga marte marte usko gate ke pass le gya or usko ghuma ke ek lat uske pichhwade Pe mara to wo sidha gate se bahar ja ke gira
Mai- bhag ja bhosdi ke Nahi to or marunga.....
wo ladka Apna hath pakad ke dard se tilmilate huye waha se Chala gya fir Mai wapas us counter Pe aa gya or Apna baal thik karke us ladki Ko bola
Mai- ab dikhaogi ya or Kisi Ko bulana Hai....
to wo sales girl kuchh Nahi boli mujhe fhone nikal ke dikhane lagi Mai fhone dekh kar usme se 2 i fhone select kiya or usko bola ek i pad dene ke liye to wo I pad la kar rakh di fir Mai usse bill lane ke liye bola to wo paisa le kar chali bill karne wapas aayi or uske sath manager bhi aa gya
manager- I am so sorry sir hamare wajah se aapko problem face karni Padi...
Mai- it's ok aisa hota Hai koi baat Nahi waise wo ladka Kaun tha...
manager- sir wo hamara employ tha usko Aaj hi naukri se nikal denge.....
Mai- uski koi jarurat Nahi Hai agar nikalna hi Hai to us ladki Ko nikalo us ladke ka koi galti Nahi Hai....
manager- sir wo ladki hamari best employs me se ek Hai usko Nahi nikal sakte....
Mai- to fir us ladke Ko bhi mat nikalna or ye lo Mera card isme se 5 hazar le lo us ladke Ko de Dena Apna ilaj karwa lega sayad uska hath me chot Aaya Hai....
manager- sir iski koi jarurat Nahi Hai...
Mai- rakh lo de Dena....
manager- jaisa Aap bole.....
fir wo Mera card le kar payment le Liya or Mai fhone le kar waha se nikal gya wo sales girl mujhe hi dekh rahi thi sayad wo kuchh kahna chahti ho magar Mai uspe koi dhayan Nahi Diya bas Apna fhone number counter pad note book Pe Likh ke bahar aa gya mere Jane ke baad manager us ladki Ko dattne laga
manager- Ainda agar Kisi costumer ke sath aisa behaviour kiya to Mai naukari se nikal dunga....
sales girl- I am sorry sir aisa fir Kabhi Nahi hoga....
manager- good aage se dhayan rakhna....
Mai waha se nikal ke apne car ke pass gya or gate khol kar mobile ander rakh Diya or wapas pan dukan Pe aa gya thori der baad khalu bhi aa gye Mai unse Mila or wahi pan dukan Pe table rakha tha waha Pe baith gya
Khalu- tum kuchh baat Karna chahte the....
Mai- ha wo baat ye Hai Ki do din baad aapka or Khala Ki divorce ho Jayega Aap divorce paper le aana...
khalu- such me do din baad ho Jayega .....
Mai- ha ho Jayega or Jo bhi kharcha lagega mujhe bta dena Mai de dunga....
Khalu- thik Hai or wo Mera video...
Mai- wo bhi mil Jayega bas Aap ye kaam Karo pahle.....
Khalu- thik Hai Mai paper le aaunga.....
Mai- thik Hai....
Khalu- thik Hai Mai chalta hu...
Mai- Aap abhi kaha ja rahe ho....
khalu- Ghar ja raha hu....
Mai- Ghar thik Hai to mere sath chaliye Mai bhi ja raha hu....
Khalu- Nahi Mai auto se Chala jaunga....
Mai- auto se kyo aapki bike kaha gya....
Khalu- wo Mai bech Diya paise ki jarurat thi isiliye....
Mai- thik Hai Mera car se chaliye....
uske baad Mai khalu Ko le kar waha se Khala ke Ghar nikal gya thori baad waha pahuch kar Mai car park kiya to Dekha arshi or sajda auto se utar rahi Hai Hai arshi mujhe dekhte hi daur ke mere pass aayi or mujhe mukke se Marne lagi
Mai- Mar kyo rahi Hai tujhe chot lag jayega pagal....
Arshi- Mari Nahi to Kya Karu Aaj hame Lene kyo Nahi aaye....
Mai- sorry Aaj mujhe bahut kaam tha isiliye aa Nahi Paya sorry....
Arshi- ek minute ye car kiski Hai....
Mai- or kiska Hai Meri car Hai....
Arshi- wah Kya baat Hai car bhi le liye usse ghum bhi rahe ho or mujhe bataya bhi Nahi....
Mai- sorry yaar batane hi to Aaya tha magar tu Hai Ki mujhe Marne me hi lagi Hai ...
Arshi- thik Hai to Kal se mujhe Lene ke liye aa Jana...
Mai- ok thik Hai Meri maa ab Ghar me chalegi ya yahi Sab kuchh bolna Hai....
arshi- chaliye....
khalu or sajda bas hame khade khade dekh rahi thi to Mai bhi sajda ke pass gya or usko bola
Mai- tum kyo chup chap khadi ho kuchh bolti kyo Nahi...
sajda- Mai Kya bolu Aap to Apne me hi busy rahte ho....
Mai- aisa baat Nahi Hai....
sajda- Mai Sab samjhti hu ab Meri koi jarurat Nahi Hai aapko....
Mai- aisa mat bolo ak baat bolu...
sajda- ha boliye...
mai- Aaj Mera bahut man kar raha Hai bahut din ho gye tere sath sex kiye huye Aaj mujhe Karna Hai....
ye Sun kar sajda thora muskurai sayad use laga Ki Mai usse ab naraz Nahi hu
sajda- thik Hai to Aaj Raat Ko yahi ruk Jao Ghar PE....
Mai- gahr Pe Nahi Aaj bahar kahi karenge....
sajda- bahar par kaha....
mai- Mera car Hai Na usme...
sajda- thik Hai Mai ready rahungi magar ammi Ko Kya bolungi...
Mai- uski fikar tum mat Karo Mai baat kar lunga waise bhi abhi tum Sab Ko mere Ghar Jana Hai...
sajda- kyo koi baat hai Kya...
Mai- koi baat Nahi Hai bas AAMI Aaj dawat Rakhi Hai isiliye.....
sajda- thik Hai...
fir ham log Ghar me aa gye Khala mujhe dekh kar khus ho gyi Mai hall me sofe par baitha Hua tha arshi or sajda Apne room me chali gyi or khalu Apne room me to Khala mere paas aa kar baith gyi
Khala- itna der Kaise ho gya tumhe Meri yaad Nahi aa rahi thi Hai Na...
Mai- aisa Kabhi ho sakta Hai Kya Ki aapki yaad na aaye bas kaam me busy tha....
Khala- thik Hai maan leti hu...
Mai- Aap Jao ready ho jao mera Ghar Nahi Jana Kya...
Khala- ha Jana Hai...
Mai- to ready ho jao or ha Aaj Aap saree pahana....
Khala- kyo shadi Karna Hai Kya...
Mai- wo to karenge magar abhi filhal Aap saree pahan lo mujhe aapko saree me dekhna Hai....
Khala- or kuchh...
Mai- filhal saree hi pahan kar aao Baki fir Kabhi bataunga...
Khala- thik jaisa tum bolo...
Mai- or ha wo log Ko bhi ready hone Ko boliye....
Khala- thik Hai bolti hu...
fir Khala ready hone chali gyi Mai sofe par baith kar wo log ka wait Karne Laga Karib 1 ghanta baad Sab log ready ho kar aa gyi teeno Kamal Ki lag rahi thi specially Khala wo to Apsara lag rahi thi unhe dekh kar Mera man machlne lga dikh hi aisi rahi thi
Khala mujhe unko gaur se dekhte huye dekh kar muskura rahi thi Mai bhi jab unko muskurate huye Dekha to Mai bhi ek Chota Sa smile de Diya fir ham log waha se nikal gye khalu Ko Maine bahut bola chalne Ko magar wo Nahi aaye bas Bahana bana Diya Ki nind aa raha Hai thak gya hu to Mai bhi jayada force Nahi kiya ham log aa kar car me baith gye arshi or sajda pichhe baith gyi or khala aage Ki sheet par fir Mai car Start kar ke Ghar Ke taraf Chal Diya 20 minute baad Mai Ghar pe pahuch gya Mai car park kiya to Sab log utar gye arshi or sajda aage Chal rahi thi or Mai or Khala pichhe Mai Khala se bola
Mai- Aap bahut khubsurat lag rahi ho bilkul Kisi apsra Ki tarah...
to Khala sarma gyi
Khala- thank you tumhe pasand Aaya...
Mai- bahut Mai to bolta hu Aap Hamesa ab saree hi pahna Karo....
Khala- tumhe achha lag raha Hai to tumhare liye kuchh bhi pahan Lungi.....
Mai- kuchh bhi....
Khala- ha kuchh bhi....
Mai- thik Hai to fir Kabhi aapko kuchh or pahanne ke liye bolunga...
Khala- mujhe intejar rahega....
Mai- thik Hai intejar kijiye kuchh din....
fir ham gate ke pass aa gye to Mai door bell bajaya to ammi gate kholi ammi Khala Ko dekh kar khus ho gyi or khala se Gale Milne lagi Mai arshi or sajda mere room me aa gye
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