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" Bhoot ki maa ki choot " . . . .

 

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154


The mysterious island......


ab... idhar... pari aur sumona karke.... us island 🏝 par pahuch jaate hai....


dono kauve ke bhes mein.... udte hue us island 🏝 par pahuch hi jaate hai....


dono kauve ke bhes mein udd rahe hai.. ‍‍......


pari... - sumona mausi voh dekho..... nakshe ke hisaab se toh yahi jagah lagti hai..... jaha bhootopidia hai....





sumona - haa... lag toh raha hai.... ki ye vahi jagah hai... chalo chalke dekhte hai...


ab dono udte hue thoda neeche jaane lagte hai....


neeche jaane pe vaha ka nazara aur bhi saaf aur sundar dikhne lagta hai...



pari.. - ... mausi dekho... kitna sundar nazara hai......

wow beautiful❤..... ye mysterious island 🏝 toh bahut sundar hai....


sumona - vaakayi... pari beta... ye dikhne mein toh bahut jayada sundar ❤.....
nazar aa raha hai.... lekin kya pata ye sach hai bhi ki nhi....

pari :- aap aisa kyu bol rahi ho.....

sumona - yaad... karo pari beta... chudailon ki devi ne kya kaha tha...

" unhone kaha tha ki....
mysterious island jo hai... voh bahut saare rahasya aur khatro se bhara hua hai.... "

pari - lekin yaha toh aisa kuch bhi nhi dikh raha hai....

sumona - ho skta hai... ye chalaava ho...

pari - chalaava ... kaisa chalaava...

sumona - ye ki.... ho skta hai humein ki...
-- jo dikh raha hai kya pata voh sach ho na ho.... ya phir sab ek mayajaal ho..... ya hamari aankhon ka dhoka ho....

pari :- toh ab kya kare hum??

sumona :- karna kya hai.... humein pata lagana hoga... ki ye mayajaal hai ya sach mein ye island 🏝 itna sundar hai....

pari -- toh kaise pata lagaye... mausi...

sumona -- ruko.... mai kuch karti hu....

ab dono hawa mein... kauve bane hi apne pank phadphadaate hue udd rahe thea....

kauva ‍ bani sumona.... ne apne jaadu se ek bada sa patthar uthake jungle mein ek ped ke upar de maara....

voh patthar.... 120km/h ki speed se jaate hue.... ped ke beecho beech laga.... aur uske sath hi voh ped.... vahi se toot gaya..



aur ek dhaaammmmm.... ki awaaz ke sath jameen mein gir gaya....




jameen mein gira hua ped.... dekh ke sumona ke chehre pe muskaan aa gayi..

sumona - ped toot ke gir gaya... aur kuch bhi nhi hua.... iska mtlb ye sach mein itna sundar hai....

pari - haa.. mausi... mai toh kah hi rahi thi ye sach mein bahut sundar hai...

sumona - haa....
chalo ab neeche chalte hai....

ab dono neeche utar aate hai... aur apne asli roop mein aa jate hai....









dono.... mausi bhateeji apne asli roop mein aa gayi....

pari- ab.... chale mausi...
sumona - yes... beta.... chalo...
naksha kholo... aur usse rasta dekhte hue chalo....

pari ne naksha khol liya...
pari - us taraf...

sumona - thik hai Chalo us taraf...
ab dono nakse ko dekh ke aage badhne lagte hai...

chaliye... unko thoda aage badhne dijiye.... hum bhi thoda aage badh jaate hain.. 🫸🫷

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ep -- 155....


idhar..... sanju... mast.... tina ke mayke mein.... bed pe leta leta.... tina ki maa ko chodne ke sapne dekh raha hota ki uska phone baj uthta hai...


sanju - hattt.... saala... kitna mst sapna tha.... kis madarchod mera sapna kharaab kar diya....


sanju ne phone dekha...


sanju - ye toh.... ohhh...
sanju ( ladki ki awaaz mein ) - hello....
hello....
hello..... Aap kaun sahib bol rahe hai...??


udhar se awaaz Aata hai...


- is number se missed call aaya tha...


sanju ( ladki ki awaaz mein) - aisa kaise ho skta hai....


- kya kaise ho skta hai..


sanju ( female voice) - yahi ki.... aisa kaise ho skta hai ki.... call bhi hai aur miss bhi... agar miss hai toh call nhi hona tha.... aur call hua hai toh miss nhi hona tha....


- ... Aree bhai kehna kya chahte ho...


sanju ( female voice) - mai ye kehna chahti hu ki.... teri maa ka bhosda madarchod ☺☺....


ye sunke saamne vale ki sulag gayi...


- rakh... ... teri maa ki.... kuttriyaa... saalii...


voh phone kaatne hi vali thi ki tabhi....


sanju baba ne ek tadakta bhadakta gaana gana shuru kiya....


-- laila... Tu... laila... aisi hai laila..... sanju toh chaahe tujhse milna akela.... o meri..laila..


ye sunte hi laila.... shock ho gayi... ......


laila - sanju... kya tum ho... sach mein.... lekin tum toh... mar chuke thea na khayi mein girne se.... vanraj ne toh yahi bataya tha...


sanju - nhi... mai mara nhi tha balki Bakruddin ban gaya tha..


laila - Bakruddin.... ye kaise bakro jaisa naam hai...


sanju - bakro jaisa naam nhi bakre ka hi naam hai.... ...


laila - mtlb ... main smjhi nhi...


sanju - mtlb ye ki mai bakra bann gaya tha.... ab sanju ne ek ek karke.... apne sath hui saari ghatna batayi ki kaise voh bakruddin bana aur bakruddin se vapas sanju kaise bana...


sanju ko sunaanne dete hai apni kahani... apni jubaani....


ab hum chalte hai.....
idhar..... ghar ki orr.... jaha menka ( urf... mona) kisi soch mein padii hui thi...


chanda - oyee..... kaha khoyi hui hai...


menka :- nhi... kuch nhi bas yuhi..


chanda - accha.....


menka - tum batao...??


chanda - mai kya hi batau... mai toh sanju ko yaad kar rahi hu.... pata nhi..... ye ladka aajkal... itna dur... dur.... kyu rah raha hai... ghar mein toh iske paav tikte hi nhi.....


menka - haa.... ye toh sahi kah rahi ho... maine bhi usko nhi dekha abhi tak...


chanda - ruko... main usko call laga ke dekhti hu..... pata toh chale kya kar rahe hai Nawab.... sahab....


menka - haa.. lagao...lagao...


chanda ne ab sanju ko phone milaya.....
lekin sanju ka phone busy aa raha tha kyuki voh toh laila se batiyaa raha tha...


menka - kya hua...??


chanda - nhi... lag raha busy aa raha hai phone....


menka - accha.... phir se try karo na....


chanda ne phir se try kiya lekin phone phirse busy hi aaya...


chanda gusse mein apna photo vahi rakh ke chali gayi.....


chanda - pata nhi kis kalmuhi se laga pada hai..... phone pe ..


chanda apna pair patakte hue vaha se nikal gayi..


menka ne ab chanda ka phone liya aur phir..... se sanju ko call lga diya....

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[Ek number]

156




ab idhar.....
sanju... se saari baat jaanne ke baad...
laila ne bhi apne side ki saari baat sanju ko bata dii ki kaise usne aur noori tai ne milkar..... vanraj aur savita ko nipta diya...


aur ab voh teeno ( noori tai, laila aur prema) ek sath..... rah rahe hai aur un teeno ko ek dusre ka saara sach ( sanju ke sath sambhog ka sach) pata chal chuka tha aur unko koi aapatti bhi nhi thi...


ye sab jaan ke mujhe ( sanju) bahut khusi hui.....


laila - mai prema aur noori ko bata ke aati hu....


sanju - nhi. nhi... aisa mat karna varna mera surprise kharab ho jayega.... mai un dono ko चौका dena chahta hu.....


laila - accha... thik hai... vaise kab aa rahe ho meri band bajaane...


sanju - abhi kuch keh nhi skta... lekin itna jaroor hai ki aaunga....


laila - thikk hai mai intezaar karungi...


sanju - haa byee... fuck you..


laila - mai bhi same to same.. ☺


ab sanju ne phone kaat diya aur phir mast sone lag gaya....


laila.... bhi sanju ke jinda hone ki khabar paakar behad khus thi.....


ab..... idhar....


bhoot log husna ke raaj paath mein.... shaktiyaan ( powers) paakar..... ab hud.. dang machaane lage......


ek bhoot aise hi hud... dang machaane ke liye.... kuve se nikal ke gaav ki taraf aane laga......


toh raste mein.... usko ek gaav ka aadmi.... jaata hua dikha....
shaam ke kareeb 7 baje ka samay raha hoga..... suraj doob chuka tha... andhera ho chuka tha.... voh aadmi apne ghar jaa raha tha.....


ab bhoot ko masti soojhi...
bhoot - chalo iski dhoti kholta hu maja aayega...


ab bhoot toh hote hai adrisy.... ab bhoot us aadmi ke pass gaya....
voh aadmi abhi... apne kadam badhaate hue..... apne ghar ki taraf jaa hi raha tha....
tabhi..... usko abhaas hua... ki jaise koi uske peeche hai.... us aadmi ne apni gardan.... thodi left ghuma ke aankhon ko tirchhaa karke... peeche ki side dekha... koi nhi dikha....


ab voh aadmi phir se saamne dekhte hue..
( mann mein) - koi nhi hai..... shyd mera veham hoga....


ab voh aadmi apne kadam badhaate hue.... phir se apne ghar ke liye jaane laga.... toh phir se usko kisi ke peeche hone ka abhaas hua...... tabhi..... usne phir se apni gardan thodi right direction ki taraf ghumaai aur tirchi nazaron se phirse peeche ki side dekhne laga....


lekin is baar bhi usko koi nhi dikha....
aadmi - ye ho kya raha hai aaj....


ab voh aadmi phirse aage badh chala...
tabhi.... uske sar pe ek choti si tapli padii....
aur phir.... uski dhoti mein kasavat.... jo thi voh dheeli hone lagi...


aadmi - ye.. ye... mere sar ki tapli kisne bajai.... aur ye mera... dhoti kaise khul raha...


ji haan... bhoot ne ab us aadmi ka dhoti pakad ke kheechna shuru kar diya.... aur dekhte hi dekhte..... uski dhoti ko poora nikaal diya...


ye dekh ke us aadmi ki gaand phatt gayi ki dhoti apne aap hi kaise khul gayi...


ab dhoti khulne ke baad..... voh dhoti..... ekdam saanp ki tarah ban gayi.... aur saanp jaise fufkaarne lagi....
ye dekh ke aadmi ki aur bhi jayada phatt gayi ki uski dhoti saanp kaise ban gayi karke...


ab voh aadmi apni dhoti ko chhod ke tezzi se daudhte hue..... bhaago... dhoti saanp ban gayi chillate hue.... gaav ki taraf bhaagne laga....


aur voh bhoot vaha ye dekh ke hasne laga...


bhoot - maja... aaya... bahut maja aaya...


bhoot ab chala gaya...


idhar.... voh aadmi.... ek kacche mein bhaago.... dhoti saanp ban gaya chillate hue gaav mein bhaagne laga.... aur gaav mein jaakr sabko ye baat batane laga .....


lekin sabhi ne ye khake uski baat ko halke mein le liya ki... ye sirf tera veham hai ....


idhar.... sanju baba.... pareshaan kyu ki tina bhabhi apni maa ko set nhi karwa rhi na bea..


yaha itna dukh dard hai aur Readers bolte hai bhai.... update chota kyu dete ho......
bhai.. log... sukoon se 22 ghante chodne toh do insaan ko..... yaha 5-10 chutien intaar kar rahi hoti hai.... haa voh alag baat hai ki voh tina ki maa ki nhi hai ....


ab mai utha... aur jaldi se tina ko dudhne laga....
lekin voh mujhe kahi nhi dikhi...
toh mujhe tina ka baap mila ......( LKB)
LKB - kya hua sanju beta kisko dundh rahe ho....


sanju - unkil... voh mai.... tina bhabhi ko doondh raha tha..... kaha hai voh...


LKB - voh toh damaad ji aur apni maa ke sath..... market gayi hai.....


sanju -oh...accha.... iska mtlb ghar mein aap aur mai hai bas...


LKB - haa... beta....


sanju - accha... thikk hai uncle... phir mai bhi thoda yaha vaha tahal ke aata hu.... yaha naya jagah bhi ghum lunga...


LKB - haa... beta... jao...


ab mai uske ghar se bahar aa gaya.... aur aise hi aas pass ghumne laga....

Mast update

 

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kajal bhai - kitne aadmi thea...

sandhya - 2 aadmi aur ek aurat....

ye sunkar kajal bhai ka dimaag khatka...
kajal bhai - kahi ye vahi ladka toh nhi....
- kaisa dikhta tha voh ...

sandhya - jo aapka dushman tha jispar golu ne bandook taan rakhi thi voh toh bada handsome tha gora chitta tha...

kajal bhai ko smjhte der na lagi ki voh kaun tha....

kajal bhai - sandhya tum ab ghar jao meeting ab dusre din hogi.....

sandhya - ok kajal bhai.....
sandhya apne car mein baith ke chali gayi....

kajal bhai -: tujhe ye bahut महंगा padega ladke..... kajal bhai ne hathiyaar bandh aadmi mangwa liye phone karke......

Ab aage......


kajal bhai ke aadmi 2 - 2 open thaar mein bhar bhar ke aane lage... sabhi ke hathon mein hathiyaar thea ( kisi ke hath mein Ak47 toh kisi ke hatho mein talwaar, koi lohe ki rod pakda hua tha toh koi hockey stick ) un sabhi ko leke kajal bhai sanju ko doodhne nikal pade....

kajal bhai - gaadi tezz bhagaa chunky.....
aaj us saale ko mai chhodunga nhi uski himmat kaise hui mere bhai ko hath lagaane ki...

idhar.... sanju jeep chalu karke chalte chalate le jaane laga...

golu - a... gaadi rok... khol mujhe... mera sar ghum raha hai..... a rok gaadi..... khol mujhe behanchod..... khol na.....

sanju - Aree..... bhosdike.... abhi toh shuruvaat hai abhi aage aage dekh hota hai kya....

sanju ne speed aur badha di.... aur saamne aa rahe truck ke ekdum aamne saamne gaddi daudaane laga..... truck bhi udhar se horn bajata hua aane laga

driver - Aree... ye jeep vala kya pagal ho gaya hai kya.... sala.... seedha saamne se thokne hi aa raha lagta hai aur ye kya bonat pe kisi aadmi ko baandh ke bhi rakha hai..... ab mai kya karu.... truck ko road se neeche utarna hoga tabhi ye bachega varna us bechare bonat pe bandhe aadmi ki maut ho skti hai....

golu... - a... a... a... bhosdike... kya kar raha hai gaadi side mein le.... saamne se truck aa raha hai....

sanju - pata hai isliye hi toh road ke beech mein chala raha hoon....

golu - Abee... mat kar bhai Asia.... please mujhe jaane de.....

sanju - aur karega saale..... aur karega tina ko tang....

golu - nhi nhi nhi.... nhi karunga.... lekin please gaadi side mein le le....

sanju - nhi..... ek baar maine tujhpe bharosa karke dekh liya..... uska anzaam dekh liya aaj kaise tu mere dost ko bonat pe baandh ke kaise maarne ke liye le jaa raha tha..... ab tu nhi bachega......


truck bilkul kareeb aa chuka tha....
golu - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....... golu ne darr ke maare apni dono aankien band kar li......

truck vale ne truck ko road se neeche utaar diya.....

golu ne aankien kholke dekhi....
golu - mai... bach gaya mai bach gaya..

sanju - truck vale teri maa ki choot saale...

truck road se utar toh gayi lekin uska balance bigadne ke chakkar mein voh palat gayi...

sanju - haha ise kehte hai neki karne ke chakkar mein gaand tootna.....
chala tha isko bachaane ab khud ko bacchane ki naubat aa gayi bechare ki...

dholu aur tina bhi ye dekh ke hasne lage....

golu - nhi... nhi... nhi... gaadi udhar kar... ye tu kya kar raha hai nhi.... nhi... please nhi....

sanju ne jeep ko road ke side Ek bade se ped ki or le jaane lagaa aur accelerater full karte hue ped se thokne ke liye aage badhne laga...

golu - nhi... nhi....
voh nhi nhi karta raha .....
jeep ekdum se ped ke pass pahuch gayi.... golu ka dono ghutna jo bonat se neeche latak raha tha voh ped ke tane se chhuu gaya.... sanju ne turant jeep ghuma li... jisse golu ka ghutna ped ki tahni ke sath ragad khaane se pant ko phaad ke uska ghutna bhi chhill gaya....

golu - aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.. mmaaaa....
mera ghutna.....

sanju - abe... Boshdike jayada overacting mat kar tera ghutna toota nhi hai bas chhilaa hai...

abhi toh tujhe aur tadpa tadpa ke maarunga...

sanju ne gaadi ko daudaate hue phir se road pe chadha diya.....

golu - phir se road kyu chadha diya....

sanju - kyuki abki baar mai kood jaunga gaadi se aur tu thoka jaayega truck se...

golu - nhi... nhi... aisa mat kar.... mujhe maaf karde....

sanju ne road ke pass le jakar jeep rok di...

tina - kya hua bhaiya jeep kyu rokk di...

dholu - haa sanju... kyu rokk diya yaha pe...

sanju - Aree utro tum dono yaha pr mai isko gaadi ke sath blast karke aata hu..

ye sunke dono ki phatt gayi
dholu - ye tu kya kah raha hai yrr... ye gaadi mere sasur ne dahej mein di hai...

sanju - Aree toh thikk toh hai na.... dahej mein mili gaadi dahej mein mile dusman ko maarne ke kaam aa rahi hai ab baatien kam karo aur utro jaldi.....

dono ( bemann) utar gaye .....
dono ka chehra sanju ki baat sunke latka hua tha....

ab sanju ne jeep phir se start ki aur 180km/h ki speed se chalate hue saamne se aa rahe
truck ki taraf badha dii....

golu - a.. a... a... koi bachao... bachao.... bachao... mujhe ye darinda mujhe jaan se maar dega.... help help... help....

sanju - ab kahe ka help.... ab toh tu jayega upar aur vaha se chillana help help....

vala daaru piya hua tha voh bhi apni dhun mein truck chalaate hue aa raha tha.... aur sanju bhi full raftaar mein jeep ko bhagaate hue truck ki taraf badhta jaa raha tha...

golu mann mein yahi badbadaaye jaa raha tha...

golu - abe truck vale truck road se neeche utaar varna mai upar pahuch jaunga...

lekin koi fayda nhi.... truck bhi teezi se aage badhe jaa raha tha... aur idhar sanju bhi jeep ko aage badhaaye jaa rhaa tha....

idhar.... kajal bhai... apne aadmiyon ke sath apni gaadi se golu ko doodhne jaa raha tha tabhi raste mein usko tina dikhayi padi...

kajal bhai - a.. gaadi rok.. rok... ye toh vahi ladki hai jiske liye golu bauraaya hua tha... ho na ho uske gayab hone mein iska hi hath hoga... a... utro aur utha lo un dono ko...

kajal bhai ki baat sunke 2 hatte katte mustande utre aur dholu aur tina ke pass jaane lage....

tina un dono ko apni or Aata dekh..
tina - ye log hamari taraf kyu aa rahe...
dholu - kahi ye us golu ke toh aadmi nhi...

tab tak voh dono aa pahuche aur dono ko pakad liya..

1st ; chalo... chalo.. gaadi mein baitho...

tina - chhodo mujhe... kaun ho tum log...

2nd - hum kaajal bhai ke aadmi hai.. chalo jaldi gaadi mein baitho ye bhai ka order hai...

dholu - aa... chhodo mera hath...

1st - chupchaap chal kaha na.... chal...
dono mustande dholu aur tina ko ghaseetate hue gaadi ke pass le aaye...
aur gaadi ke andar ghused diya...

kajal bhai - kyu ladki... tune hi golu ko gayab karaaya hai na... bata bata mera bhai kaha hai...

dholu - voh voh humien nhi pata humein chhod do... voh hamara dost sanju usko leke gaya hai...

kajal bhai - accha... toh voh chokre ne mere golu ko gayab kiya hai..... ab voh hi usko leke aayega.... varan hihihi tum dono smjh hi gaye hoge.... chal ab phone laga us sanju ko...

tina aur dholu Ek dusre ka muh taakne lage...

kajal bhai - muh kya taak rahe ho bea... phone lagata hai ki thooku abhi...
( gun ko dholu ki kanpati pe rakhte hue...)

dholu - nhi...laga raha hu... laga raha hu...

kajal bhai - haa laga jaldi...


dholu ne sanju ko call lagaya...
sanju - kaun bhosdika hai jo mootne bhi nhi deta... yaha ghaass sukhi padi hai bechari paani maang rahi koi usko paani pilaane ka nekk kaam bhi karne nhi deta ....

sanju - Aree... ye toh dholu ka phone hai...
haa hello dholu bol bhai kya hua..

dholu - bhai tu kaha hai... aur voh golu kaha hai....

sanju- mai dharti pe hoon... aur golu shyd yamlok pahuchne vala hoga 1 - 2 second mein....

dholu - kya... iska mtlb tune...

sanju - haa... maine truck se thokk daala.. kyuki bangle ke peeche hai naala... ghoosu kaha se mai saala...

dholu - abe... ye tune kya kiya....

sanju - kyu kya hua...

dholu - kajal bhai ne humein pakad liya hai aur ab voh ye bol raha hai ki tabhi humein chhodega jab tu us golu ko yaha laayega....

sanju - abe... ye kya baat hui... mai mare hue ko kaha se launga...

dholu - ab kya kare...

sanju - ek kaam karo..

dholu - haa...

sanju - ek kaam karo tum dono kajal bhai ke hath mein jo bandook hai na

dholu - haa.. haa...

sanju - voh chheen lo.... aur uske baad khud ko apni bhabhi ko goli maar lo...

dholu ;- abe ye kya bol raha hai......

sanju - toh thik hai ek kaam karo..

dholu - kya...

sanju - phone rakho mai aata hoon...

dholu - haa jaldi aa bhai jaldi aa...


kajal bhai - kya hua.... kya kaha usne.....
kaha hai mera bhai golu.....

dholu - hamara dost sanju aa raha hai aap usse hi baat karna.....

sanju idhar....
sanju - chalo yrr.... ab jaana padega bachaane.....

sanju ab...... road ke pass jaake khade ho gaya ki kahi koi gaadi aaye toh voh lift leke jaaye dholu ke pass.......

tabhi saamne se ek dehati bike vala aata hua nazar aaya.... maine usko rukne ka ishara kiya....
voh ruk gaya...
bike vala - bolo.... kaha jaana hai....
mai - Aree vaah aap toh bade samjhdaar hai bhaisahab...... bahut jaldi smjh gaye ki mai kis liye rokvaaya tha....

dehati - Aree isme samjhdaar hone ki kya baat hai yrr...... aaj kal ka mahool hi aisa hai ki saala jidhar dekho koi na koi lift ke liye rukva leta hai.........

mai - oh accha .....
mai baith gaya uske peeche....
usne bike start ki...
dehati - kaha chhodna hai aapko....

sanju - aap mujhko kaise chhod skte ho...

dehati- mtlb...

sanju - jab aapne mujhko pakda hi nhi toh kaise chhodoge bhaiya.....

dehati - Aree... mera mtlb hai ki tumhe kaha pe utaaru....


sanju - utaaru... ..... aap mujhe kaise utaar skte ho.... mai kaha kisi ped pe chadha hu jo aap mujhe utaaroge....

dehati - Aree...... bhai....... ped pe nhi chadhe ho lekin meri bike pe toh chadhe ho na dada... toh voh bol raha hu ki kaha pe utaaru....

sanju - Aree... aap mujhe yaha kaha utaaroge... maine aapko bataunga na ki kaha utaarna hai aap apne mann se kaise utaa doge....

dehati - hao... hao... thik hai... lekin tum meri baat ko smjh nhi rahe ho dada.....

sanju - iska mtlb aap kehna kya chahte hai... ki mai smjhdaar nhi hu is duniya mein bas aap hi smjhdaar hai....


dehati - Aree... aisi baat nhi hai phir se tum galat smjh rahe ho.... hum ye kaha keh rahe hai ki hum hi smjhdaar hai..


sanju - iska mtlb hai ki aap smjhdaar nhi hai...

dehati - ye... ye... tum kya bol rahe ho sasur... humne aiso kab kahi....

sanju - Aree.. abhi toh aapne kaha na ki aap aisa nhi kah rahe ki aap smjhdaar hai...

dehati ( jhallate hue) - Aree voh toh tumne aiso kaha na ki ..... ( bhoola ) .... mai yaha is ghode ke upar kya karu raha hu aur ye ghoda mujhe kaha lekar jaa raha hai....


sanju - abe... ye kya bol raha hai bhai tu....

dehati - - mai jo bhi kah raha jhoot kah rhaa jhoot ke sivaa kuch bhi nhi kah raha....

sanju - are... bhootni ke hosh mein toh hai ya madhosi mein gaadi chala raha....

dehati - mai kabhi madhosi mein nhi rahta.... mai toh hardam behoshi mein rahta hu kyuki... sab kehte hai jhoom... jhoom... jhoom....
" jhoom....barabar jhoom saraabi jhoom barabar jhoom"

sanju - abe... ye kya kar raha hai khud toh jhoom raha gaadi ko bhi jhooma raha..... saale marvaayega kya....
bhosdike gaadi rok....

dehati - sab kehte 2 peg maar ke...
" jhoom barabar jhoom saraabi jhoom barabar jhoom "

lekin.... suusss... mai kya kahta pehle ye suno na baba......

" dhoom barabar dhoom saraabi dhoom barabar dhoom "

sanju - abe ye kya kar raha hai..... abe saale pagal..... abhi toh jhoom jhoom karke gaadi ko jhooma raha tha... ab dhoom dhoom karke dhoom machayega kya bea

dehtai - haa.... sahi pakde hai.....
" dhoom machale..... dhoom machale..... dhoom "

dehati ne bike ki accelerater full kar di...

sanju - oh.... bhosdike..... ye kya kar raha hai tu...... .......
tera dimaag ghum gaya hai kya bea....

dehati - yaaaahooooo ...... chaahe koi mujhe paglu kahe.... chaahe kahke bhi kehta rahe.... yaaahhhooooo.... ........

sanju - lagta hai ye..... paglet sach mein pagal hai..... vaise aacha idea hai..... kyu naa isko golu bana ke kajal bhai ke havale kar doo... aur abhi dholu aur tina ko chhuda loo....
haa ye sahi rahega...... lekin usse pehle is bhosdiwaale pe kaam karna padega...

ye sochte hi maine ek jhannate daar thappad uski gaal pe rasid kar diya... aur voh us thappad ko sambhaal na paaya... aur bike se feka gaya..... ab bike mere giraft mein aa gayi...

mere giraft mein bike ka handle aati hi maine bike rokk di.... aur uske pass jaake us dehati ko uthaya...

dehati - aaaaahhh....... bhaiya.... 给我积极的技能书u能。。。。。

sanju - abe... madarchod.. isko kya ho gaya ab ye kaun si bhasa mein bolne laga....

maine uska dimaagi system hil gaya soch ke uske sar pe ek tapli bajayi...

sanju - maine dekha hai jab tv mein khichpicch ho jaati hai toh tv ko thoda thokne peetne se voh thikk ho jati hai...... isi formule ka istemaal maine us dehati pe kiya...

maine ek tapli uske sar pe bajayi....

dehati - நுபுவஸுடவுஸஜுறடேஜைஉக்ஷபேஸஜுஜஜஜுமளுஹுஜசூஜஜூமேடஜுஉஜபமூழூஜயைடூஜ.


sanju - - abe... bhai bolna kya chahta hai bea....

maine uska system crash hota dekh ek jordaar jhannate daar thappad phirse uske dono galoo pe jhaad diya...

voh baukhla gaya....

dehati - aaaaaaahhhh-hhhh.. ...

mala,..... maar daalaa....... maajhi aaichii.... pussy...... phaatli..... aaaaaahhhhhhhh..... maiyaaaaaaaaa........ aammiii.. abbu...... tor dai ke dauka ( tera baap)

sanju - accha beta... ab sab yaad aane lag terko.... bhosdike natak karta hai

chataakk...... aur voh ho jata hai behos....

mai ab uske muh ko ek gamche se baandh deta hu..... aur uske upar ek jhilli ko ghused deta hu.... ( jhilli matlab smjhte ho ki bea... panni panni.... jispe ande leke ghar jaate thea bachpan mein jisko ab sarkaar ne ban kar rakha hai....)

ab uska poora chehra dhakka hua tha.... mai uske bike pe apne peeche baithaya aur usko apne peeth se chipka ke uske body ko apne body se gamche se baand diya.... ( like chamak utthi San sattavan 57 mein vah talwaar puraani thi khoob ladi mardaani vah toh jhaasi vali rani thi ke type.... jaise voh apne bacche ko apni peeth se baandh ke ladti thi vaise hi mai bhi us dehati ko apne peeth pe baandh ke) bike start karke chalne laga......

kajal Bhai - kaha hai tumhara dost aaya kyu nhi abhi tak...

dholu ( mann mein) - ye sanju aa kyu nhi raha...... kahi golu ko maar diya hai toh is baat ke darr se toh kahi nhi aa raha na ki jab voh akela aayega aur jab kajal bhai ko uske bhai ki maut ka pata chalega toh voh usko maar dega shyd isliye sanju nhi aa raha....


tabhi..... vaha pe ek bike aayi... bhreenn!...bhreennn...!bhreeennnn! karte aake ruki....

jispe 2 log thea....

kajal bhai - guard's.... jao dekho....

guard 1 - pass jaake dekhne laga....

g 1 - kya tu sanju hai...

sanju - haa..... mere bete tera baap sanju mai hi hu...... ab chal aa idhar aur isko utaar mere peeche se...

g1 - kaun hai ye....

sanju - ye bhi tera hi baap hai lekin chota vala.... tera golu bhai...

g1 - kajal bhai.... golu bhai hai.... ye toh...

kajal bhai...... car se utarke..... daudhte hue aane laga.... uske sath hi uske saare guards bhi aane daudhte hue aa gaye.... mai bike se utarke..... dholu aur tina ke pass aa gaya...

dholu- sanju bhai... sanju bhai karke sanju ke gale lag gaya....

sanju - chalo... chalo jaldi gaadi mein baitho yaha se niklte hai...

maine un dono ko kajal bhai ke gaadi mein baithaya aur phir un dono ko leke chal pada.....

g2 - bhai bhai...
voh log apni gaadi leke bhaag rahe.....

kajal bhai - a... tum log dusri gaadi se uska peecha karo... mai tabtak golu ko kholta hu...

3 - 4 guards ko chhodke...... sabhi dusre vale gaadi mein chhad gaye aur peecha karne lage sanju ka...


sanju ne gaadi bhagaate hue road se neeche utaar diya aur kacche raste mein ghusa di....
jo ki offroad tha.... ab off-roading hone vali hai....


ab maine 5 th gear laga ke....accelerate kar diya.... car tezzi se aage badhne lagi....

peeche se dusri gaadi mein kajal bhai ke gunde unka peecha karte hue.... off road mein ghus gaye....

ab aalam aisa hai ki....
sanju vale gaadi mein.... hai keval 3 log aur dusre vaali gaadi mein hai 8 se 10 aadmi..... toh batao.... kaun si gaadi ko chalne mein jayada aasani hogi.... aur kisko jayada takat lagaane ki jarurat padegi..... upar se off-roading ho rahi hai..... offroad mein toh vaise bhi gadiyon ki speed slow ho jaati hai....

gunda 1 - a... bhaga na bea.... dekh voh kitna aage nikal gaye hai...

driver - Aree.. bhai... bhaga toh raha hu.... pata nhi gaadi bhaag hi nhi rahi...

gunda 2 - haa... voh offroad mein gaadi nhi bhaagti thikk se.... isliye hoga...

driver - haa..
( mann mein) - saalon... itne saare bhaise log baithoge toh kaha se gaadi speed mein chalegi.........

idhar..... sanju ne gaadi ko bhagaate hue unke nazaron se oojhal kar dii... mtlb bhaut aage le li....


gunda 1 - abe... kaha gaye voh log...


driver - kya kaha gaye.... nikal gaye aur kya.... gaadi toh is off road mein chal hi nhi rahi thikk se upar se itne saare log baitho ho....

gunda 1 - a.. 5 log utro yahi.....
usne 5 log ko vaha pe utaar diya...

gunda 1 - ab chal....

driver ne gaadi start karke sanju ka peecha karna shuru kiya.....

driver ne gaadi ko seedhe raste se bhagaate hue le jaane laga...... aur phir achaank kuch dekh ke uski heartbeat tezz ho gayi aur usne...... tezzi se break maar diya..... aise achaanak se break maarne se saamne baithe g1 ka sar takra gaya....

g1 - aaaahhhhh.... ye kaise gaadi chala raha hai bea saale andhve....
mera sar phod diya.... aaaahhhh maa....

driver - Aree...... agar aise nhi karta na toh sar ke sath kya kya phatt jaata voh khud hi dekho....

g1 - kya dekhu....

driver - saamne dekho.... saamne maut intezaar kar rahi hai....

g1 - accha... aisa kya hai abhi dekhta hu.... g1 ne gaadi se utar ke dekha....

g1 - aaaaaahhh ye toh khaayi hai...

driver bhi utar ke aaya....
driver - haa... isliye aise break maara.... agar mai break nhi maarta toh yamraj ka bhiasa bina break ke hum sab ko chimat deta....

gunda 2 jo ki gaadi mein hi baitha tha...
gunda 2 - Aree.... ye dono kyu itna dare hue lag rahe..... aisi kaun si cheez hai jo in baccho ko dara rahi hai... humien sher ko dara ke dikhaaye..... .......

gunda 3 - haa.. bhai jao dekh ke aao...

gunda 2 - jaise hi neeche utra.... usko saamne khaayi dikhayi padi.... jisko dekhte hi....

gunda 2 ( mann mein) - aaaaaahhhhh... ye kya itni gehri khaayi..... mujhe toh ucchayi se darr lagta hai.... mujhe kuch ho raha... mai...
mai.. mujhe ye kya ho raha... aaaaaaahhhh....

gunda 2 vahi par behos ho gaya...

gunda 1 aur driver... - aree... kya ho gaya... isko...

gunda 3 - kuch nhi bhai.... sher banne gaya tha billa ban gaya

gunda 1 - mtlb....

gunda 3 - lambi lambi fenk raha tha.... jab itni gehri khaayi dekhi toh chakkar khaa ke gir gaya lawda... ....

vaise aap log itne pareshaan kyu lag rahe ho...
aur ye chomu driver ne itni berahmi se break ka gala kyu daba diya...

driver - agar nhi dabata na toh tu hamesa ke liye dab jaata... is khaayi mein bhosdike...

gunda 3 - kya kaha khayi...

driver - haa... teri amma ne mirchi khaayi... jisse uski gaand jalke ban gayi khaayi.... usme abhi girne vale thea...

gunda 3 - a... amma pe mat jaa...

gunda 1 - tum dono chup ho jao aur chalo gaadi peeche lo... lagta hai voh ladka dusre raste se chala gaya....

driver - haa.. ho skta hai... chalo phir baitho gaadi mein...

gunda 1 - is behosi ko bhi daalo re gaadi mein...

gunda 3 gaadi se utar ke gunda 2 ke sar pe ek jor daar tamaachaa maara....

gunda 2 hadbadaate hue uthaa...

gunda 2 - mari gayoo... mari garyoo...
khayi mein giri gayo... mummy bachao...


gunda 3 - are... are... sher maharaj.... aap ye itna baukhla kyu rahe hai.... aapko kya hoga aapka toh roj ka hai aise khaayi mein girna...

gunda 2 - Aree... nhi.. nhi.... mujhe car mein jaldi ghusne de... mujhe unchai se bahut darr lagta hai...

gunda 2 sarpat daudhte hue car mein chadh gaya.... aur lambi lambi saansien lene laga... gunda 3 bhi ab baith gaya...

gunda1 - chal driver ab gaadi peeche le....

driver - haa.....

driver ne gaadi ko reverse gear mein daalkar accelerate kiya....

gaadi peeche aane lagi... tabhi gunda 1 ko mirror se kuch dikhayi diya.... usne apne eyes ko thoda zoom kiya... toh usko kuch laal laal sa dikhne laga.... aur kuch aawaz bhi sunayi padi..... usne peeche mud ke dekha... toh kya dekha....
ek red color ki badi si gaadi isi Or aa rahi thi....

gunda 1 us gaadi ko dekhte hi pehchaan gaya...
- ye.. ye... toh kajal bhai ki vahi gaadi hai jisme voh teeno bhaage thea....

sabhi gunda 1 ki baat sunke peeche mud mud ke dekhne lage....
tab sabhi ko ye dikhayi diya...

- tene... nene... nene
nene.. ni.. nene...
tene... nene... nene...
dhoom... dhoom...



ek badi si gaadi.... tezz... tezz.... gaana bajate hue idhar badh rahi thi....

dhoom... machale... dhoom machale.. dhoom..

ye dekh in sab ki phatt gayi..
gunda 1 - ye toh vahi ladka hai....

driver - ye toh tezzi se idhar hi aa raha...
mujhe iske iraade kuch thikk nhi lag rahe gunda bhai...

sabhi - aa... a.... karke chillane lage...

sanju ( mai) - maine gaadi ko top mein laga ke full accelerate karke.... gaadi bhagani shuru ki.... voh sab mujhe dekh chillane lage...

lekin main kaha rukne vala tha.... maine gaadi ko unke pass lejaakar..... drift maar di..... jisse.... gaadi vapas peeche ko mud gayi... lekin gaadi ke drift maarne ke karan gaadi ka side vala portion gundo se bhari gaadi se jordaar tarike se takraaya jisse.... unki gaadi jhatke ke karan khayi mein jaa giri...

voh sabhi aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ki awaaz karte hue.. khaayi mein jaa gire...

" kya karu yaar..... pyaar ki baat tum log smjhte nhi.... isliye "

ab maine gaadi mod li.... aur idhar aa gaya.... jaha pe maine ek ped ke neeche dholu aur tina ko utaara tha...

sanju - chalo chalo..
jaldi baitho gaadi mein....

phir voh dono jaldi se gaadi mein baith gaye...
aur phir hum vaha se nikal chale.....

raste mein 5 gunde jo phele hi gaadi se utar ke jungle mein bhatak rahe thea.... voh jab sanju ko aata hua dekhte hai....

gunda - a.. a... voh dekho voh ladka aa raha hai..... roko... roko... usko...

dusra - abe kaise roke...

gunda - ek kaam karte hai patthar se kaanch phod dete hai phir uske sar pe maarnege...

teesra - good idea...

ab un sab ne apne apne hatho mein ek ek pathar utha liya.... aur de dana dan patthar maarne lage..... lekin shyd voh bhul gaye thea ki ye kajal bhai ki bullet proof gadi hai isliye pattar ka asar toh kuch hua nhi... balki mai unke upar bhadak gaya....

ab maine gusse mein aake... ek ek ko gaadi se kuchanle ka phaisla kiya.... ab main gaadi ko bhagaate hue saamne khade 2 ko ek saath thokk diya... voh dono udhte hue ped se takra gaye aur dhadaam se jameen pe jaa gire.... ek ka sar phatt gaya aur voh vahi khatm ho gaya dusre ki ridd ki haddi chal basi...

ab maine.... gaddi ko burnout karte hue baki bache gundo ko daudaate hue thookne laga....

ek gunda aisa drishy dekh ke andar se dahal gaya...

gunda - ye toh sabko maar dega... aise toh koi nhi bachega.... ek kaam karta hu ped pe chadh jaata hu...

ye sochke voh ped pe chadh gaya...
lekin tina ki nazar us par pad gayi...

tina - sanju bhaiya... voh raha ek ped pe chadh gaya...

maine usko dekh liya... ab maine gaadi se dholu aur tina ko utarne ko kaha...
voh dono gaadi se utar gaye.... baaki ke sare gundo ko toh maine maut ke ghaat utaar hi diya tha ab bas yahi baklol bacha tha...
ab maine top Gear laga ke gaadi ka ( accelerater full daba ke... break bhi dabaye hue...)

sanju - a dholu ek patthar de....
dholu ne ek patthar lake diya...
maine ab accelerater par voh patthar rakh diya.... aur ab darwaja khol diya... aur break se pair hatate hue gaadi se kood gaya....

gaadi..... full speed mein daudti hui us ped ki taraf badhne lagi.... jispe voh chadha hua tha....

gunda - abe.. abe.. ye gaadi toh ped ki taraf hi aa rahi ab kya karu... mujhe ped se utarna hoga... voh utarne ki koshish karne laga... lekin tabtak gaadi aake ped se takra gayi... aur voh gunda ped par car ki itni tezz takkar se ped se gir pada aur jaake car ki bonat pe gir gaya...


gaadi aaj 2 - 2 baar takkar khaa chuki thi.. aur abhi vala toh bhayankar vala tha jiske karan gaadi mein dhuaan uthne laga aur kuch hi pal mein boom baam ho gaya... blast ho gayi gaadi aur uske sath voh gunda bhi....

sanju - chalo kachro ka safaya toh ho. gaya... ab chalte hai sasuraal aapke...

dholu - bhai lekin mujhe darr lag raha kajal bhai ka...

sanju - ab kis baat ka darr.....
haa vaise darr ki baat toh hai... jab voh us aadmi ka chehra dekhega toh kya hi hoga...

dholu - mtlb... aur tune toh kaha tha ki golu ki maut ho gayi tune hamari gaadi se usko baandh ke truck se thokk ke maar daala.... toh phir voh kaun tha jisko leke Tu kajal bhai ke pass humien chhudaane aaya

sanju - voh toh mujhe lift dene vala aadmi tha... voh saala pagal tha isliye maine usko kajal bhai ko pagal banane ke liye uske pass chhod diya.. hihi

dholu - accha.....

tina - bhagwaan us bechare aadmi ki raksha kare us kajal bhai se...

sanju - ye kya bol rahi ho... raksha ki us aadmi ko nhi balki us kajal bhai ko jarurat hai tina behna .....

phir hum teeno road pe aa gaye aur vaha se bus pakad ke tina ke mayake ke liye nikal gaye...



Baaki next episode mein...

[/ S p o i l e r]​

Acha sabak sikhaya gundo ko Sanju ne

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

Holi kelne ka maja hi kuch alag sa rahta hai !!!




Isliye khel li holi......

Lagta hai kuch jyada hi jabardast tareeke se khel Li Holi

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

Bro got the jackpot

Wo toh pehle se hi Zombie sa lag raha hai wo kaha es Jackpot ko cash in kar payega

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

Episode - 146












hum teeno jungle mein kaand karke tina ke maayke ke liye nikal chuke thea......



ab idhar......



Aage.....




kajal bhai ne us dehati ke sar ko khola....

kajal bhai - ye... ye.... toh golu nhi hai.... .... kaha hai mera golu..... kaha hai....

kajal bhai ne us dehati ko pakad ke hilaya...
kajal bhai - a.. a.. dehati... hosh mein aa... bata bata mera golu kaha hai....

voh bechara hosh mein aa hi nhi raha tha...
kajal bhai - a... a... isko hosh mein laao re....

gunda 1 - bhai.. bhai... iske upar paani daale kya...

gunda 2 - abe yaha kaha se tujhe paani milega......

gunda 1 - abe gaadi mein toh hai na ....

gunda 2 - Aree bhul gaya kya... ek gaadi toh voh ladka leke bhaag gaya.... aur dusri vali gaadi mein hamare aadmi us ladke ka peecha karne gaye hai....

gunda 1 - accha sorry sorry mai bhool gaya tha...
kajal bhai.... paani toh hai nahi toh aisa karte hai ki isko kone mein le jaake..... iske upar moot dete hai.... isse 2 kaam ho jayega pahla ye ki isko hosh aa jayega aur dusra mera mootna waste nhi hoga.... voh kisi ki kaam aayega...

kajal bhai - jo karna hai jaise karna hai karo lekin is aadmi ko hosh mein laao...
kyuki us ladke ke baad yahi hai jo humein mere bhai tak pahucha sakta hai....

ab 2 gunde us dehati ko utha ke side mein le gaye aur phir gunda 1 ne apne pant ki zip khol li aur apna moot se bhara hua nunnu nikala aur usko bade pyaar se sahlaane laga...

gunda 2 - ye kya kar raha hai bea mujhe tere iraade sahi nhi lag rahe....

gunda 1 - abe.... chup be sale... chal moot ispe...

gunda 3 - haa.. haaa.. mai moot deta hu... mujhe vaise bhi badi joro ki lagi hui hai...

ab gunda 1 bhi apni zip khol ke apna lund bahar nikaal leta hai aur phir dono gunda 3 aur 1 milke ek saath apne lund se mutra ki bauchhaar us dehati ke muh ke upar kar dete hai..

dehati -hosh mein aata hua..
gangajal... gangajal... humko gangajal kisne muh pe maara...

kajal bhai - abe voh koi gangajal nhi hai....

dehati - toh kya hai...

kajal bhai - idhar dekh ye raha.... jo in dono ke pant mein se latak raha...

dehati - aaaaa...... kya... iska mtlb hamare upar tum logo ne moot diya...

kajal bhai - haa... tujhe hosh mein laane ka yahi rasta tha.... ab chal bol kaha hai mera bhai...

dehati - kaun sa bhai..

kajal bhai - saale nautanki karta hai.... chupchaap jaldi bata kaha hai.... mera bhai.... varna ye gun dekh raha iski 6 ki 6 goliyaan tere sar mein ghusa dunga...

dehati - maarna mat...maarna mat...mai yaad karta hu...accha... accha... yaad aaya... vahi ladka na vahi tumhara bhai hoga...

kajal bhai - haa... kaha hai.. kaha hai mera bhai..??

dehati - voh toh mere peeche hi tha lekin uske baad kuch hua mujhe uske baad ka yaad nhi ab chalta hu...

kajal bhai - a. a... pakdo ise.... saale.... jab tak mera bhai ka pata nhi chlta Tu yaha se kahi nhi jaa skta... ab seedhe seedhe bata kaha hai mera bhai...

dehati - humko nhi pata bhaiya...
..... humko jaane do.... hum saccha aadmi hu... aur aap aurat ho ..

kajal bhai - Aree bhosdike...

kajal bhai ne ek laat lagai.... voh dehati jameen pe jaa gira...

kajal bhai - chal bata mera bhai kaha hai....

dehati - ( bhoola) - - உவழேஞூஸஜைடஹுஐமஹைஹஞேழஜுபைளஹூளஞைளூஜையழஜூழேஜூழஞைளூஜபைஞஜூஜஊ

kajal bhai - ye.. ye.. kaun si bhasha bol raha hai bea... a... tum mein se kisi ko ye bhasha aati hai kya...

sabhi gunde - nhi.. nhi bhai humien nhi aati...

gunda 1 - bhai mujhe toh lagta hai ye aise nhi maanega...

isko acche se bajana padega...

kajal bhai - toh dekh kya rahe ho maaro saale ko...


ab sabhi gundo ne milkar jamke us dehati ki pitayi kar di... aur voh behos ho gaya...

kajal bhai - a.. a.. kya hua isko...

kahi mar toh nhi gaya...

gunde - pata nhi bhai lagta hai marr gaya...

kajal bhai - ye kya kiya tum logo ne chote tak pahuchne ka ek maatra rasta tha ye.... isko maar diya.... ab kya kare...

gunda - bhai us ladke ko pakadne se golu bhai ka pata lag jaayega...

kajal bhai - haa ab toh us ladke ko hi pakadna hoga..

lekin ab iski laash ka kya kare..

gunda - bhai iski laash ko pass ke jungle mein phenk aate hai...

kajal bhai - haa.. jao.. jao jaldi karo...

2 gunde us behos dehati ko mara hua smjh ke jungle mein phenk aaye....

kajal bhai - a hamare aaadmiyo ko phone laga dekh us ladke ko pakad paaye ki nhi.... aur gaadi mili ki nhi..

gunda 1 phone lagata hai lekin sabhi ka phone switch off aata hai.... kyuki khaayi mein girne ke vajah se aur gaadi blast hone se phone bhi blast ho chuka tha...

kajal bhai - kya hua....

gunda 1 - bhai phone nhi lag raha..

kajal bhai - ab kya kare.... ek kaam karo taxi leke aao.... hum taxi mein chalenge...

gunda 1 - lekin kaha jayenge bhai...

kajal bhai - ghar jayenge aur kaha jayenge...

gunda 1 - aur golu bhai...

kajal bhai - ab ghar pe hi jaake is baare mein charcha karenge abhi mera dimaag kaam nhi kar raha...


ab gundo ne taxi rukvaayi... phir sabhi usme baith ke ghar pahuch gaye....

idhar.... hospital mein operation theater ka gate khulta hai....

doctor bahar aake bolta hai...
operation successful....
doctor - kaha hai... kaha hai voh jo inke sath thea..

nurse - sir voh chale gaye thea ...

doctor- unko bulaao....

nurse - ji mai abhi unko call lagati hu...

idhar sanju jo tina aur dholu ke sath tina ke papa ke ghar ke gate par pahucha tha..
tabhi sanju ke phone ki ring baj uthi.....

tina - kya hua bhaiya kiska phone hai..

sanju :- kuch nhi ek dost hai.... tum log jaao andar mai abhi aata hu...
voh dono andar chale gaye...

sanju ne phone recive kiya .
sanju - haa... hello...

nurse - sir aapke dost ko hosh aa gaya hai aur unka operation bhi successful ho gaya hai....

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sanju - chalo thikk hai usko jaane do operation ka charge usse le lena ...

sanju ne call kaat diya...

doctor - kya kaha unhone...

nurse - unhone kaha ki voh nhi aa rahe aur isko jaane do aur paise bhi inse hi le lo....

doctor - accha thikk hai... tum jaake dekho usko hosh aaya ki nhi...

nurse ab ot mein ghus ke dekhti hai... usko hosh aa raha tha...

- mai kaha hu....

nurse - lete raho... lete raho... tumhara abhi abhi operation hua hai...

ye sunkr uske hosh udd jaate hai...

operation...) kaisa operation...

nurse - nasbandi ka.....

golu ki ye sunke gaand phatt jaati hai.... -

golu - kya.... meri nasbandi ka operation... kisne kiya....

nurse - hamare doctor ne....

golu ye sunke gusse mein aag baboola ho gaya...

golu - kaha hai.. kaha hai voh doctor.... uski himmat kaise hui mera nasbandi karne ki....

bula us doctor ko behanchod aaj mai uska nasbandi karunga...

nurse golu ka aisa roop dekh ke ghabra jaati hai..... aur doctor doctor chillate hue bahar bhaagne lagti hai....

doctor - kya.. hua kya hua..

nurse - voh aadmi ko hosh aa gaya voh toh aapki nasbandi karne ki baat kar raha hai...

ye sunkar toh doctor ki bhi phatt gayi...

doctor - are.. are.. bhai voh meri nasbandi kyu karna chahta hai....

voh dekho aa raha ab aap khud hi poochho...

golu ot se bahar nikal ke aata hai...

aur doctor ka collar pakad ke
golu - bhosdike.... chataakkk... chataaakkk..
chataaakkk.. chataaakkk

kyu kiya mera nasbandi ka operation... kyu kiya tune aisa madarchod gadhi ki gaand vaale behanchod.....


chataaakkk..
chaatttakkkkk...


doctor ke muh se khoon nikalne laga...

doctor - are.. mujhe kyu maar rahe ho....
tumhare dost ne hi toh kaha tha mujhe aisa karne ke liye......

ye sunte hi golu ka gussa saatve Aasmaan mein aa gaya..

golu - us madarchod ne karavaaya hai ye sab... usko mai chhodunga nhi....

aur golu gusse mein doctor ko laate laat maarne lagta hai jab tak doctor behos nhi ho jaata

aur phir.... rote hue hospital se bahar aa jata hai... jaha pe usko police arrest kar leti hai.... kyuki nurse ne chupke se police ko pehle hi phone kar diya tha...

ab idhar...
jab sanju tina aur dholu ke sath tina ke papa ke ghar ke gate ke pass pahuchta hai

dholu- Aree.... bhai... ye jeep toh meri dahej vali hai na jispe Tu usko bonat pe baandh ke le gaya tha ye yaha kaise aayi...

sanju - bataa... raha sun...
flashback...
voh kya hua na ki mai us golu ko bonat pe baandh ke jab le jaa raha tha tab
saamne se full speed mein aa rahi truck ko dekh kar us golu ka hosh hi udd gaya aur voh behos ho gaya phir mai usko leke hospital pahuch gaya..... aur vaha uski nasbandi karwa di.... hihi .....

aur phir mai hospital se aane laga toh tumhare father in law mil gaye raste mein.... toh maine unko jeep de diya aur mai mootne ke liye jhaadiyoon ki taraf chala gaya tab tumhara phone aaya aur mai tere pass aya...

dholu - itna toh smjh mein aa gaya lekin ye batao ki agar golu hospital mein tha toh voh kaun tha jo kajal bhai ke pass hai..


sanju - voh tha ek dehati jisse maine lift liya tya... hihi

dholu - vaah bhai sanju vaah... maan na padega tumko...

sanju - ab chalo andar chalo...

phir teeno ghar ke andar chale gaye...

Bahut jabardast update bhai kya idea lagaya hai Sanju Bhai ne nasbandi karwa di maine socha tha ki Uska kaam hi tamaam ho gaya aur ye dehati Wale aadmi ne bahut comedy kari maja aa gaya

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

ab idhar.....
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