Romance 8TH SEMESTER ! (Completed)

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Chapter-3: First day

Update-8

Har wo chah khatam ho jati hai , jiski hume tamanna hoti hai...sapne humari buri haqiqat ke samne dam tod dete hai aur bachta hai to sirf rakh ,yaadon ki raakh ,jiske sahare hum phhir apni baaki ki zindagi gujarte hai, kabhi -kabhi aapke sath aisa kuch ho jata hai jiski aapne kabhi kalpana tak nahi ki hoti hai....
"College me jakar padhayi karna be, laundiya bazi me busy mat rahna aur na hee is chakkar me padna..."Mera bhai mujhe jate hue naseehat de raha tha wo bhi bade pyar se...
"ji bhai..."
"daru, cigarette in sabko chhua bhi to soch lena...."
"ji bhai..."
"aur yadi ladayi jhagde ki ek bhi khabar ghar par aayi to usi waqt tera T.C. Nikalwa dunga samjha..."
"ji bhai..."Mera bhai mujhe thik usi tarah samjha rahe the ,jaise ki army ka colonel apne army ko instruction follow karne ke liye kah raha ho...Vipendra bhaiya mujhe college me chhodne aaye the, aur mere lakh mana karne ke bawjood mere rahne ka intezaam hostel me kar diya tha aur abhi jate waqt mujhe sab bata ke ja rahe the ki mujhe kya karna hai aur kya nahi karna hai.....bhai ke jane ke baad main wapas hostel aaya, is dauran jo ek baat mere man me khatak rahi thi , wo thi kal humare hone wali ragging , kuch dino pahle hee news paper me padha tha ki ek student ne ragging se tang aakar apni jaan de di thi.... College walo ne ek achchha kaam kiya tha aur wo tha ki first year ka hostel humare seniors se alag tha, lekin shaam hote-hote tak pure hostel me ye khabar fail gayi ki aaj raat ko 10 baje seniors hostel me ragging lene aayenge, jab se ye suna tha, dil buri tarah dhadak raha tha, har aadhe ghante me pani peene ke bahane nikalta aur dekh kar aata ki kahi kuch hua to nahi hai, wo puri raat sali meri zindagi ki sabse kharab raat thi,...puri raat main chain se nahi so paya, us raat koyi nahi aaya aur dusare din meri neend mere room ko kisi ne khatkhataya tab khuli....
"bahut bekar sota hai be..."ek ladka apna bag liye room ke bahar khada tha, aur phhir mujhe pakad kar bahar khinch liya,
"ye, ye kya kar raha hai..."maine jhallate hue bola...
"chal mera saman uthwa yar...bahut bhari hai...."
"tu bhi isi room me rahega..."
"bilkul sahi samjha, aur mera naam hai Arun...."
"Arman..."maine hath milate hue usse kaha, aur jab uska pura saman room ke andar gaya to main nahane ke liye chal diya....
Aaj Us adat ko chhode hue to bahut din ho gaye hai, lekin us samay meri ek ajeeb adat thi, main jis bhi ladke se milta to sabse pahle yahi dekhta ki wo mujhse jyada handsome hai ya nahi, aur Arun ko dekhkar maine khud se cheekh-cheekh kar yahi kaha tha ki "main isse jyada handsome hoon...."
"tu aaj college nahi jayega kya..."college ke liye taiyar hote hue maine Arun se puchha, Arun height me mere jitna hee tha, lekin uska rang kuch sawla tha....
"jaunga na..."
"9:40 se college shuru hai..."
"to...."bistar par pade pade usne kaha...
"to , taiyar nahi hoga kya ,9:20 to kab ke ho gaye..."
"dekh, main koyi laundiya to hoon nahi , jo pure ek ghante taiyar hone me time laga doon aur waise bhi main ghar se naha ke chala tha to aaj nahane ka sawal hee nahi uthta..."
"lag gayi ise hawa..."
Iske baad maine itna dekha ki , 9:30 bajte hee usne apna bag uthaya aur room me lage sheeshe me ek baar apna face dekha aur mere sath hostel se bahar aa gaya....
first year ki classes me thoda change kiya gaya tha, seniors humari ragging na le paye ,isliye humari class ko ek ghante pahle hee shuru kar diya tha aur seniors ki class chhutane ke ek ghante pahle hee humari day off ho jata tha.....lekin kuch seniors aise bhi hote hai jinke pichhwade me jyada khujali hoti hai aur wo humari timing me hee college aa jate the,...
"abey teri branch kaun si hai..."raste me maine usse puchha...
"Mechanical..."Arun ne jawab diya,
"Meri bhi mechanical..."thoda khush hote hue maine kaha"matlab ki hum dono ek hee class me baithenge..."
"abey rook..."mujhe Arun ne roka, hum us samay college se thodi hee door me the, ya phhir kahe ki hum college pahuch gaye the...
"kya hua..."
"udhar dekh, kuch seniors khade hai...peechhe ke raste se chal..."
"tujhe maloom hai dusara rasta..."
"mujhe sab maloom hai , chal aaja..."hum dono ne wahi se turn mara aur kuch der peechhe chalne ke baad jhadi jhunjhati me usne mujhe ghusa diya....
"tujhe pakka maloom hai rasta..."
"abey mere bhai ke kuch dost yaha se pass out hue hai , unhone hee mujhe bataya tha is raste ke baare me...."
Jaise taise karke hum dono aage badhte rahe aur phhir mujhe college ki deewar bhi dikhne lagi, College ke andar jane ka ek aur rasta hai, ye mujhe Arun ne bataya tha...jab hum dono us jhadi-jhunjhati wale raste se nikal kar bahar aaye to mujhe wo gate dikha , jiske baare me Arun ne kaha tha, wo gate college me kaam karne wale workers ke liye tha, jinka ghar wahi pass me tha.....
"koyi fayda nahi hua, "Arun bola"wo dekh sali senior girls khadi hai, liye danda..."
duniya me 99 % ladkiya khubsurat hoti hai aur jo 1 % bachti hai wo aapke college me rahti hai, aisa maine kahi suna tha, lekin meri aankho ke samne abhi 5-6 senior ladkiya khadi thi , jo ek se badhkar ek thi, un 5-6 senior girls ko dekhkar hee aisa lagne laga tha jaise ki duniya ki 99 % khubsurat ladkiya mere college me hee padhti ho....
"yar, kya maal hai..."maine Arun se kaha...
"chup kar aur unhe dekhe bina seedhe chal, yadi pakad liya to behal kar dengi..."
"abey ye ladkiya hai, itna kyun dar raha hai...ghuma ke dunga ek hath sab bikhar jayengi yahi..."main mardana aawaz me bola,
"abhi to tu inko bikher dega, lekin jab inhi ladkiyo ke peechhe pure seniors aayenge tab kya karega...."
"finally karna kya hai, ye bata..."
"kuch nahi karna bas chup chap andar ghus jana..."
"done..."maine aise kaha jaise koyi bahut bada mission pura kar liya ho.
hum dono un ladkiyo ki taraf bina dekhe samne chale ja rahe the, aur jab humne un ladkiyo ko cross kiya to us samay dil ki dhadkane badh gayi, man machal raha tha ki unko dekhu, unke seene ko dekhkar apne Arman pura karu...lekin maine aisa kuch bhi nahi kiya aur chup chap samne dekhkar chalta raha....
"oye ma de ladle..."hum bas gate se andar hee ghusne wale the ki un ladkiyo ne aawaz di....
"shayad mere kaan baj rahe hai..."
"nahi beta ,ye kaan nahi baj rahe hai , ye un gori-gori chuhiya ki aawaz hai..."
"to ab kya kare, teji se andar bhag lete hai, college ke andar wo ragging nahi le payengi..."
"abhi bhagne ka matlab hai inka dhyan khud ki taraf khinchna, baad me ye aur bhi buri tarah se ragging lengi..."
"final bata , karna kya hai..."mere kadam wahi rook gaye the aur paseene se bura haal tha, us waqt maine socha tha ki shayad Arun me thodi himmat hogi,lekin jaise hee usko dekha , to jo mere muh se nikla wo ye tha...
"sala ye to mujhse bhi jyada dara hua hai...."
"maa de ladlo , sunayi deta kya tum dono ko idhar aao..."jin ladkiyo ko kuch der pahle main swarg ki apsara samajh kar line marne ki soch raha tha ,wo ab narak ki chudail ban gayi thi...
"ji...ji...mam , aapne hume bulaya..."Arun unke pass jakar bola, main uske peechhe khada tha...
"tu hat be..."Arun ko jor se dhakka dekar un chudailo ne meri taraf dekha...
"aur chikne kya haal hai..."
"sab badhiya..."kanpte hue maine kaha, us samay main puri tarah paseene se bheeg chuka tha...
"cigarette piyega..."unme se ek ladki ne cigarette nikali aur meri taraf badhakar puchhi....
Maine ek do baar cigarette pee thi, lekin kisi doodh peete bachche ki tarah, kash kheencha aur phhir dhue ko bahar phek diya....main yaha ye soch kar aaya tha ki jis tarah main hamesha se school me topper tha , usi tarah yaha bhi top karunga, aur cigarette , sharab aur ladki ko bas door se dekhkar maza lunga....
"chal cigarette jala..."un chudailo me se ek chudail ne mera cigarette mere muh me phansa di aur tabhi mere man mere bade bhai ke dwara kahi gayi baat aayi...
"yadi cigarette aur daru ko chhua bhi to soch lena..."
"ji bhai..."
"main cigarette nahi peeta sorry..."un ladkiyo ne jo cigarette mere muh me phansayi thi use ek jhatke me maine muh se nikal kar zameen par phek diya, jisse unka para aasman touch kar gaya...
"kyun be lawde,tu kya samjha ki peechhe ke raste se aayega to bach jayega aur tujhme itni himmat kaha se aayi jo tune cigarette ko phek diya..."
Unke muh se gali suni to mujhe yakin hee nahi hua ki ek ladki bhi gali de sakti hai, main aankhe phhad-phhad ke un ladkiyo ko dekh raha tha....tabhi unme se kisi ka phone baja aur wo sab chali gayi lekin jate-jate unhone mujhe dhamki de dali ki wo mujhe is college se bhagakar rahegi.......
"teri to lag gayi beta...."unke waha se jaane ke baad Arun mere pass aaya...
"ab class chale..."
jab tak hum class ke andar nahi pahuche Arun ragging ke baare me bata-bata kar darata raha, lekin main aise react kar raha tha ,jaise ki mujhe koyi farak hee na padta ho ,lekin asliyat ye thi ki ye sab sirf ek dikhawa tha, main khud bhi andar se bahut jyada dara hua tha....
"wo dekh us chashme wali ko, desi aam lag rahi hai, ek baar khane ko mil jaye to maza aa jaye..."
sarif to main bhi nahi tha, lekin is tarah khule me sabke samne aisi baate karne se main parhej karta tha , jisse sabko aksar yahi bharam hota tha ki main bahut bada sarif hoon aur aksar mere exam ke result is baat par muhar laga dete the...lekin mujhe ye nahi maloom tha ki mera jitna bhi achchha waqt tha wo khatam ho chuka tha aur main yaha apni zindagi ki jade khodne aaya tha.....
"first class kiski hai...."Maine Arun se puchha,...
"abey, mera bhi aaj pahla din hai...aur abhi se bheja mat kha..."
First year me sabhi branch walo ka course same hota hai, isliye do-do branch walo ko ek sath arrange kiya gaya tha, Meri aur Arun ki branch Mechanical thi , lekin humare sath Mining branch ke bhi students the, aur mujhe jo ek baat maloom chali wo ye thi ki ,mujhe sirf apne branch ke seniors se darne ki jaroorat hai aur main hostel me rahta hoon to isliye meri ragging kewal hostel ke seniors le sakte hai, jo senior local hai ya phhir city me rahte hai, wo yadi tumhari ragging le to tum unhe pel sakte ho aur yadi city wale koyi lafda kare to hostel wale sath dete hai, aisa rule waha chalta tha.....
"kuch bhi bol Ajay , lekin college mast hai, yaha ki maal bhi mast hai..."peechhe wale bench par apne dono hath tikakar Arun bola, itane der me shayad wo mera naam bhool gaya tha....
"Arman, not Ajay..."
"le na yar ab kha mat..."
"pata nahi kisse pala pada hai..."main budbudaya aur phhir samne dekhne laga....
"good morning students..."apne seene se ek book chipka kar ek mam andar aayi, mam kya wo to puri maal thi maal , 5'8" lagbhag height , models wali kamar, gora rang....use class ke andar aata dekhkar sabhi khade ho gaye aur kuch ladko ka khada bhi ho gaya ,
"sala ye college hai ya Goa ka beach, jidhar nazar ghumao ek se badhkar ek dikhti hai..."Arun apne tharki andaz me dheere se bola....
Uske baad kuch der tak introduction chala, jisme hume us mam ka naam maloom chala,...us 5'8" height wali mam ka naam deepika tha, aur wo hume Computer Science padhane aayi thi, sali jitani jyada gori thi utana hee kala uska dil tha, class me aate hee usne ek sath 10 assignment de diye aur boli ki har 3 din me wo ek assignment check karegi aur to aur next monday ko test ka bolkar usne sabki phhad ke rakh di.....
"ye laudi hai kaun, iski maa ki..."Arun rone wali style me bola" bahar mile ye gand maar lunga iski..."
"control bhai..."uske kandhe ko sahlakar use dilasa dete hue main bola.....
"ghanta ka control, ise to Haweli me le jakar cnodunga,..."
"Haweli.... "
"tu bachcha hai abhi, Raj comics padh, ye sab bade log karte hai..."
Arun kya kahna chahta tha, ye to mere sar ke upar se nikal gaya, deepika mam ne aate hee sabki phhad dali thi, ye to sach tha, lekin sach ye bhi tha ki us ek class me hee aadhe se adhik ladke ek dusare ko bolne lage the ki "CS wali mam teri bhabhi hai...."
deepika mam ke mast lambe-lambe baal the,....Sar ke , aur uske baal aksar uske chehre par aa jate, jinhe kisi filmi actress ki tarah apne samne aaye balo ko wo peechhe karti, us period me humari class ki ladkiyo ki full2 bejjati hoti thi, Yun to pura college fuljadiyo se bhara pada tha ,lekin Humare branch ki ladkiya Comedy circus ki bharti thi, siway ek do ko chhodkar , unhe koyi nahi dekhne wala tha ,kyunki jab heera samne ho to koyale ki chah kaun karega....
"tumhara naam kya hai....""sunayi nahi deta kya..."
"abey tujhe bol rahi hai ,khade ho..."apni kohni ko Arun ne mere pet me de mara aur main jaise apne khayalo se bahar aaya...is tarah mujhe khada karne se main thoda hadbada gaya tha, jiske karan kuch students hase bhi the.....
"yes mam..."main uth khada hua, meri halat us samay thik waisi thi ,jaise ek bakre ki halat kasai ko dekhkar hoti hai,
"pahle hee din, pahle hee class me bejjati..."sach batau, to meri us waqt puri tarah phhati hui thi, na jaane wo kya bol de....
"tum apni copy lekar idhar aao..."deepika mam ne mujhe samne bulaya....
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nice update ..college ka pehla dun zabardast tha ..ladkiyo se ragging hote hote reh gayi .
aur yaha pe armaan ko ek dost bhi mil gaya arun ..

 

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Update-10

"tum apni copy lekar idhar aao..."deepika mam ne mujhe samne bulaya....
dil ki dnadkane badhne lagi aur yahi khayal aata raha ki deepika mam kahi kuch puchh na le, kyunki abhi tak na to maine kuch likha tha aur na hee kuch padha tha, abhi tak mera dhyan sirf aur sirf usi par tha....
"yaha main comedy kar rahi hoon kya...."
"no mam..."apna sar jhukaye main kisi bachche ki tarah samne khada tha, aur us samay ka intezaar kar raha tha ,jab wo gusse se chillati hui meri copy phek de aur main phhir apni copy uthakar wapas apni jagah par baith jaun.....
"naam kya hai tumhara..."
"Arman...."
"kya Arman hai tumhare,...jara sabko batao..."
"sorry mam, aage se kuch nahi karunga...."ye to maine mam se kaha , lekin main use kuch aur bhi bol sakta tha aur wo ye tha"mere Arman ye hai ki tujhe patak-patak kar chodu, kabhi aage se to kabhi peechhe se...."
"sit down, aur dobara meri class me koyi harkat karne se pahle soch lena..."
Apna muh latkaye , main wapas apni jagah par aaya ,jaha Arun baitha maze le raha tha....
"ab chup ho ja..."khunnas me maine kaha aur meri aawaz jara tej ho gayi ,jisse wo 5'8" height wali phhir bhadki aur mujhe ek baar phhir se khada kiya....
"wo mam usse main kuch puchh raha tha..." deepika mam, mera gala dabati usse pahle hee maine bol diya....
"tum bhi khade ho..."abki baar ishara Arun ki taraf tha, aur jab mam ne use khade hone ke liye kaha to uske chehre ka rang bhi badal gaya,...
"kya puchh raha tha ye tumse..."
"wo mam, binary ko octal me convert karne ki method, puchh raha tha..."jhooth bolte hue Arun ne meri taraf dekha aur sari class ne hum dono ki taraf nigahe dali...
"get out...."
"kya..."
"meri class ne bahar jao aur aaj ka tumhara attendance cut, aur agli lass me aao, to jara dhyan se, kyunki yadi next class me tumne koyi harkat ki to Assignment double ho jayega.....is aas me ki mam ka dil thoda dariyadil ho aur wo mujhe wapas neeche baitha de , isliye main thodi der apni jagah par khada raha,...lekin wo is beech hazaro baar mujhe bahar jane ke liye chilla chuki thi , aur phhir usne aakhiri baar Principal ke pass le jaane ki dhamki di...puri class ke samne meri ijjat me char chand lag chuke the, lekin jab deepika mam ne Principal ka naam liya to main kisi bheegi billi ki tarah class se bahar aaya.......
Mujhe ab bhi yaad hai us din main pure 40 min. class ke bahar khade raha, aur phhir jab deepika mam ka period khatam hua aur wo bahar nikali...lekin meri taraf gusse se apni naak sikod kar waha se aage chali gayi, aur jab main class me ghusa to tab sabhi ki najare mujh par hee tiki hui thi.....
"aao beta Arman, kya pure hue aapke dil ke Arman..."
"chup rah sale, warna yahi fod dunga, munda mat bamka..."
"o teri, sorry yar...yadi tujhe bura laga ho to..."Arun bola...
us din us class me do log aise the, jinhe main chahkar bhi nahi bhula sakta hoon, ek to mera khas dost bana aur ek ladki aisi thi, jise dekhkar hee mere muh se galiyo ki pavitra dhara nikalne lagti thi....
"Naveen..."ek ne pahle Arun ki taraf hath badhaya aur phhir meri taraf....
Naveen Mining branch ka tha, aur wo bhi thoda sawla tha, Naveen ko dekhkar ek baar phhir maine khud se chillakar kaha ki"main to isse jyada handsome hoon...."
"bhai, agli class se thoda sambhal kar..."mujhe naseehat dene laga wo.
dusari class to shuru ho chuki thi, lekin teacher abhi tak nahi aaya tha,ladke ho ya ladkiya sabhi sabzi-mandi ki tarah cheekh rahe the, aur usi dauran ek ladki samne aayi aur hum sabko shant rahne ke liye kaha....lekin halat pahle jaise hee rahe...jisse wo ladki samne wale bench par baithe ladko se kuch boli, aur samne bench par baithe chutiyo me sabko shant rahne ke liye kaha, kuch der laga sabko shant karne me....
"Good Morning friend...My Name is Sherin...."
"to kya chusegi sab ka..."Arun ne ek pal bina gawaye ye bola, sun to sabne liya tha, lekin sab sale reaction aise kar rahe the, jaise kaano me rui daal ke aaye ho, samne khadi us ladki ne bhi sun liya tha, lekin wo bhi aise react kar rahi thi, jaise usne suna na ho.....
"ye to chudegi, sali BC..."
"gand me laat maarkar baithao isko..."pahle Arun aur phhir uske sur me sur milata hua Naveen bola, main bhi josh me aa gaya aur bola
"is introduction wali laundiya ko nangi karke pure college me daudana chahiye...."
"main bolta hoon ki muthi maar ke sali ke face pe daal dena chahiye, hoshiyari chodne aayi hai yaha...."
udhar Sherin ke baad baki ki ladkiyo ne bhi apna introduction diya, ye silsila aur bhi aage chalta yadi thermodynamics ke sar waha na aaye hote to....basically humara subject tha,basic mechanical engineering, (BME) , lekin jo sir hume padhane aaye the, unka khud ka base clear nahi tha , puri class ke dauran usne kya padhya kuch samajh nahi aaya, sala boa bhi kis language me tha, ye bhi samajh me nahi aaya....padhayi ki taraf main thoda sensitive tha, aur apna pura sar BME ke period me khapane ke baad bhi jab , kuch samajh nahi aaya to, ek dar dil me uthane laga ki sala exam me kya hoga....
"kya hua,..."
"yar kuch samajh nahi aa raha..."
"to tension kis baat ki ye topic hee chhod de...kaun sa tujhe top marna hai"
"mujhe top hee marna hai..."us waqt to Arun se maine ye kah diya ,lekin ye junoon mere sar se bahut jald utarne wala tha, ye main nahi janta tha.........
"usko dekh, khud ko miss world samajh rahi hai..."Arun ne usi ladki ki taraf ishara kiya, jo kuch der pahle samne aakar introduction de rahi thi....
"mera bas chale to iska T.C. hee iske hath me de du..."Sherin ki taraf dekhte hue maine kaha, kuch der pahle jab wo samne aakar bol rahi thi to uski aawaz natural nahi thi, wo apni alag hee tone me baat kar rahi thi, jo ki aksar ladkiya karti hai.....Naveen us waqt study me laga hua tha, aur main aur Arun us ladki ko dekhkar dil hee dil me bura bhala kah rahe the,...tabhi uski nazar hum par padi , aur maine turant apni nazare uski taraf se hata kar apne copy ki taraf kar li.....
"ye kahi ye na soch le ki hum dono ise line de rahe hai..."maine pen pakda aur teacher jo likha raha tha use chhapte hue bola....
"ghanta ka line, itane bade college me ye akeli hee hai kya, jo ise line denge...ise dekhkar to deepika mam ke class me khada lund bhi so gaya...."
"tu mujhe bigad raha hai..."
"paka mat,..."
Wo period to le deke nikal gaya, lekin maine jitna khaya piya tha, wo sab nikal liya tha, humare guru ghantal teachers ne aur recess me main aur Arun bahar aaye...
"battery low hai yar,chal canteen se aate hai..."apne pet par hath phhira kar main bola...
"chal aaja, maal tadenge udhar..."
Waise to seniors ki class lagi hui thi us waqt, lekin kuch aise bhi hote hai, jo class bunk karke canteen pahuch jate hai, jab hum canteen ke andar gaye to waha items to thi, lekin sath me humare seniors bhi the aur wo aise baithe hue the jaise college unke baap ka ho....
"chup chap ,ek kursi pakad le, warna lafda ho jayega..."
main us waqt kuch nahi bola,aur hum dono ne side ki kursi pakad li....
"usko dekh..."Arun ka ishara canteen me ek taraf baithe hue senior ki taraf tha, jo ki kuch students ke sath baitha baate kar raha tha....
"kya hua..."maine bhi usi taraf dekha...
"uska naam Varun hai, sala 7 saal se is college me padh raha hai, lekin aaj tak 4th year me hee latka hua hai..."
jab Arun ne mujhse kaha tab maine uski taraf gaur se dekha, wo apne sath baithe students me se jyada age ka lag raha tha, aur apne pair se table ke neeche se dusari taraf baithi hui ladki ke pair ko sahla raha tha....
"ye ladkiya bhi na jaane kaiso-kaiso se pat jati hai..."us ladki ke liye jhootha dukh vyakt karte hue maine Arun se puchha"ye 7 saal wala hai kis branch ka..."
"apne hee branch ka hai sala
aur kuch log kahte hai ki ye faadu ragging leta hai..."
Ragging sunkar gala sukh gaya, us samay yahi ek chiz thi jo mujhpar hawi thi, jab se main college campus ke andar ghusa tha, yahi chiz mujhe dara rahi thi....
"sala ,ye ragging band kar dena chahiye..."pani peete hue main bola, Pani ke pura ek glass khali karne ke baad thoda sukoon aaya,
"band hai pyare, raaging to salo se band hai lekin ye log le hee lete hai..."
"ye sala canteen wala kaha mar gaya BC..."hyper hote hue main bola aur meri aawaz pure canteen me gunj uthi , mera itna kahna tha ki sabki nazar ek baar phhir meri taraf hui, mujhe dekhkar kuch apne kaam me lag gayi, kuch aise bhi the, jo meri taraf hee dekh rahe the, unki shakal se lag raha tha ki ,wo mujhe man hee man me galiya bak rahe hai.....tabhi wo 7 saal se college me padhne wala uthkar humari taraf aaya, uske sath kuch ladke bhi the aur wo ladki bhi ,jo uske samne baithi thi.....
"kis branch ka hai..."mere samne wali kursi ko kheenchkar Varun ne mujhse puchha...dil kiya ki us kursi ko ek laat maarkar door kar du, lekin phhir uske baad hone wale mere haal ka andaza lagakar main rook gaya....
"Mechanical, 1st year..."wo raavan mere samne wali chair par pura ka pura sama gaya tha,
"mujhe janta hai..."
"h..h..haan.."gala ek baar phhir sukhne laga aur jaise hee maine pani wale glass ki taraf hath badhaya us raavan ne mera hath pakad liya aur jor se dabane laga, dard to kar raha tha, lekin maine apne muh se ek aawaz tak nahi nikali aur na hee usse bola ki mera hath chhod de,,..
"pani baad me peena, pahle mere sawalo ka jawab de..."wo mere hatho ko ab bhi pakde hue tha aur apna pura jor lagakar dabaye pada tha...
"abey BC,MC , chhod mere hath ko warna yahi patak patak kar gand marunga...."uski aankho me aankh dalte hue maine sirf aankho se kah diya....
"aankh neeche kare be..."Varun ke sath jo ladke aaye the, unme se ek ne mere sar pakda aur neeche jhuka diya..game Shuru ho chuka tha, aur mujhe andaza ho gaya tha ki ab kuch na kuch bura hee hoga....
Mere baye hath ki haddiyo ka kachumar bana kar usne mera hath chhoda aur phhir mere gaal ko pakad kar bola"beta, aukat me rahna seekho aur seniors ko respect do..."
Varun ki item ne apne chair se ek samosa uthakar layi aur uska aadha tukda khakar baki mere chehre par thop di, us waqt shayad main bahut gusse me tha, dil kar raha tha, ki us ladki ko kheench kar aisa thap'ad maru ki uska sar hee alag ho jaye, lekin gusse ko peena pada, main unhe dekhne ke siwa aur kuch nahi kar saka.....wo sabhi mujhpar kuch der hase aur chale gaye...tabhi Varun ke sath wali ladki ,jisne mere chehre ki ye halat ki thi, meri nazar uske gand par padi aur maine man hee man me ye shapath li ki, "isko to aisa chodunga ki iske chut aur gand ke sath sath muh se bhi khoon nikal jaye...."
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Apna naam meri beeti zindagi me sunkar mere khas dost Varun ne mujhe meri college life se bahar ghaseeta....
"abey, ye 7 saal se lagatar fail hone wale ladke ka naam Varun kase hai..."
"ab tu ye uske baap se puchh, ki usne uska naam Varun kyun rakkha..."
"le yar ek aur peg bana..."Arun ne apni khali glass meri taraf badhayi, aur maine Varun ki taraf....
"raat ho gayi kya..."maine uthane ki koshish ki ,lekin sar ghoom raha tha, isliye wapas baith gaya...
"din hai be abhi...dopahar ke 12 baj rahe hai..."Varun ne peg banakar glass meri taraf badhaya aur bola"aage bata, canteen ke baad kya hua..."
"canteen ke baad..."
mujhse yadi us waqt koyi kuch aur puchhta to shayad main nahi bata pata, lekin meri college me beeti zindagi mujhe is tarah yaad thi ki raat ko 12 baje bhi koyi utha ke puchhe to main use bata doon..
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us din canteen ki harkat ne mujhe jhanjhod kar rakh diya, Arun bhi chup baitha hua tha, main buri tarah gusse me tha, aur jab canteen wala humara order lekar aaya to main bola...
"ab tu hee kha BC..."
main waha se gusse me utha aur Canteen se bahar aa gaya, Arun bhi peechhe-peechhe tha...
"Arman, rook na be,..."Arun daud kar mere samne khada ho gaya aur mujhe rok kar bola"bhool ja..."
" us laundiya ka kya naam hai , bata sali ko chod ke aata hoon..."
"uska name to mujhe bhi nahi maloom..."aisa bolte bolte Arun ne mujhe gale laga liya, pata nahi sale me kya jadu tha ki mera gussa shant hone laga....
"door chal, main gay nahi hoon..."jab mera gussa puri tarah shant ho gaya to maine kaha...
"ek baat bata, tujhe Varun ke sath wali ladki maal lagi na..."mujhse alag hote hue Arun ne mujhse puchha...
"maal to hai, isiliye to uska name puchha "
"to bhai, use bhool ja, Warna Varun nanga karke daudayega..."
"wo utni bhi hot nahi hai ki main uske liye pure college me nanga daudu...now concentrate only on deepika mam "
Uske baad hum dono apni class ki taraf aaye, first year ki sari class aas-pass hee thi, isliye recess me har branch ki ladkiyo ko line mara ja sakta tha....hum dono apni class ke bahar khade students ke pass jakar khade ho gaye,jaha group bana kar kuch ladke baate kar rahe the aur jaisa ki maine socha tha topic girls par hee tha.....
"kaha gaye the yar..."Naveen ne hum dono se hath milaya aur puchha...
"canteen..."Arun ne jawab diya...
"Canteen "uski aankhe na jaane kitni badi ho gahi ye jaan kar jab usne suna ki hum dono canteen se hokar aaye hai....
"kya hua..."Uski badi -badi aankho ko dekhkar maine puchha...
"ragging hui ,tum dono ki..."
Ragging....ye sunkar main aur Arun ek dusare ki aankho me jhakne lage aur sochane lage ki ise kya bola jaye...
"nahi...kisi ne ragging nahi li..."
"aaj to bach gaye ,lekin kal se udhar mat jana, seniors dera daal ke rahte hai udhar...."
"to kya hua, phhati hai kya..."ye lafz maine aise kaha, jaise kuch der pahle Varun ki us hot item ne nahi balki maine uske face par samosa dala ho.....
"dekh bhai, jaankari dena apna kaam tha..."Naveen bola
"waise aur kaha-kaha ye seniors pakadte hai hume..."
"teen jagah fixed hai, first canteen, second city bus and third one is hostel...."
Hum is masle par kuch der aur bhi baat karte lekin uske pahle hee waha khade ladko me se kisi ek ne topic ko change karke, apne college ki haseenao par goal mara.....aur is mamle me sabse pahla name jo aaya wo tha deepika mam,...sab yahi chah rahe the ki deepika mam unse set ho jaye, kuch tharkiyo ne to ye tak bol diya tha ki...
"aaj college se jane ke baad deepika mam ko sochkar 61-62 karunga "
"tu bhi bol le kuch..."Arun ne mujhe kohani maari....
"main to us futiye Varun ki maal ko chodunga, wo bhi leta-leta kar..."
"Varun..."ye name sunkar sab chup hokar meri taraf dekhne lage,..us sab mujhe aise dekh rahe the jaise ki maine kisi ka murder karne ka public me elaan kar diya ho....
"maine to aise hee bol diya..."maine baat wahi khatam karni chahi...
"yar, aise mat bola kar, kahi se Varun ko maloom chal gaya to phhir panga ho jayega..."
Naveen ki baate sunkar maine charo taraf dekha aur jab confirm ho gaya ki ,humare gossip ko kisi ne nahi suna to main bola...
"darta hu kya, "
"dekh, jyada sher mat baniyo, warna pol khul javegi..."Arun mere kaan me fusfusaya....
Kuch der aur college ki ladkiyo ke baare me baate karte hue, humne apna samay barbaad kiya aur isi beech mujhe aur bhi kaye sare facts maloom hue jo ki humare college me barso se chale aa rahe the....
1. Jab tum first year me hee raho ,tab hee koyi maal pata lo,warna pure 4 saal khali hath se kaam chalana padega aur honth par ladki ke honth ki jagah boro plus laga kar rahna padega.... "
2. Humara college Govt. tha, isliye college ke principal aur teachers ko bhale hee respect na do ,lekin waha kaam karne wale worker aur peon ko SIR kahkar bulana padega, jisse time aane par wo hume lambi line se bacha sake....
Us din ek aur jaroori fact jo maloom chala wo ye tha ki...
3. Jab bhi koyi maal patao to use jaldi chod do, humare college me padhne walo ka manna tha ki girlfriend ko chodne ke baad ladkiya, ladko se kisi strong chemical bond ki tarah bandh jati hai....
Us din aur bhi kuch maloom chalta yadi recess ke baad Mathematics wali mam na aati to....
"kitna baat karte ho tum log,pure Corridor me tum logo ki aawaz aa rahi hai..."samne wali bench par apni books rakhkar Maths wali mam ne dialogue mara....
Maths wali mam ka naam Damyanti tha, jo baad me humare beech "DAMMO RANI" ke naam se famous hui
........TO BE CONTINUED-
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nice update ..ye varun college me ragging lene wala varun nahi hai ..
armaan ki ragging to ho gayi ..

 

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Chapter-4:Esha...

Update-13

College ka pahla din kisi bhi hisab se mere liye thik nahi raha, pahle-pahal to CS wali mam ne mujhe bahar bhaga diya aur baad me Canteen wala lafda...College ke pure periods attend karne ke baad aisa lag raha tha ,jaise kisi ne sari energy chus li ho,...
"thak gaya yar..."room me ghuste hee maine apna bag ek taraf pheka aur bistar par ludhak gaya,
"chal ground chalte hai, Shaam ke waqt hostel me rahne wali girls aati hai udhar..."
"gand maraye girls...mujhe to neend aa rahi hai..."
"thik hai tu so, main aata hoon..."
Main jyada thaka hua tha, isliye turant neend aa gayi, aur jab meri neend khuli to Arun mujhe utha raha tha....
"kya hua be..."
"abey raat ke 8 baj gaye..."
"to..."maine socha kuch kaam hoga.
"to kya..... raat ke 8 baje koyi sota hai kya..."
"ab tu decide karega ki mujhe kitne baje kya karna hai..."
"time pass nahi ho raha tha, to socha ujhe uthakar gappe-shappe maar loon...."
"time pass nahi ho raha hai to jakar muth maar..."aur main wapas chadar odhkar gahri neend me chala gaya.....
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purani adat itani jaldi nahi badalti, jab main school me tha tab aksar subah 4 baje uthkar padhayi shuru kar deta tha, aur usi ki badaulat first attempt me hee mujhe bahut hee achchha college mila tha...us din bhi maine 4 baje ka alarm set kiya aur jaisa ki pahle hota tha , dusare din meri aankh alarm ki vajah se subah 4 baje khul gayi, light on ki aur Arun ki taraf dekha...Arun aadha bistar par tha aur aadha bistar ke bahar hee jhool raha tha....
"kya khak padhu...kal to sab sar ke upar se paar ho gaya tha..."books aur notebook kholkar maine dher sari galiya di....
kuch der tak try karne ke baad bhi jab koyi fayda nahi hua to , maine lights off ki aur chadar taan kar let gaya....Meri purani adat ke anusar neend to aane se rahi , isliye main kuch sochane laga...jaise ki kis time par kis subject ko uthakar dimag ki dahi karni hai, phhir jaise hee mere dimag me CS subject ka khayal aaya to sabse pahle meri band aankho ke samne deepika mam ka haseen chehra aur uska haseen jism chha gaya....wo mere samne nahi thi, lekin main use pura dekh sakta tha,...aur isi khayalat me gote lagate hue mera hath mere paint ki taraf badha aur subah subah hee kaam ho gaya , uske baad jo neend lagi wo seedhe subah ke 8 baje khuli....
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Aaj ke din college me koyi aisa aane wali thi, jise nahi aana chahiye tha, us din bhi main aur Arun college ke peechhe wale gate se andar gaye aur seedhe apni class ke andar dastak di....Naveen pahle se hee aa chuka tha...
"chal bahar se aate hai..."main apni seat par baitha hee tha ki Naveen ne apne bag me kuch tatolate hue mujhse bola....
"kyun....kya hua ? "
"lagta hai, bike ki chabi bike me hee lagi rah gayi..."usne ghabrahat me jawab diya...
Maine socha,Arun ko iske sath bhej du, lekin Arun to peechhe kisi se jaan pahchan bana raha tha isliye mujhe hee uske sath jana pada....
"bike me lagi hai chabi..."bike me chabi lagi dekhkar Naveen ne rahat ki saans li...
hum dono abhi bike stand par hee khade the ki ek teji se aati hui ek car ne waha khade sabhi logo ka dhyan kheencha....Car dekhkar hee andaza lagaya ja sakta tha ki andar baitha hua shaks ki hasiyat kitni jyada hai....
"koyi rahis baap ka launda hoga..."maine socha, lekin meri soch mujhe tab dhoka de gayi, jab us chamchamati Car se ladke ki jagah ek ladki bahar aayi,...ladki kya puri modern apsara thi wo, earring se lekar uske sandal tak uski rahisi aur uski modern jamane ke rang me rangi uski shaksiyat ki pahchan kara rahi thi....pahle to maine us ladki ko pura upar se lekar neeche tak dekha aur baad me mere nazar apne aap us jagah par atak gaye, jo ek ladki me mujhe sabse adhik pasand tha,...aur aisi harkat karne wala main waha akela nahi tha, waha khade lagbhag sabhi ladko ka yahi haal tha, sab apni paseendada jagah dekh kar lalcha rahe the.....
"ye kaun hai..."maine Naveen se puchha to usne jawab me kandhe uchkakar mana kar diya....
Waise to us college me bahut sari khubsurat ladkiya thi,lekin wo ladki jo abhi-abhi Car se bahar aayi thi ,wo unme se sabse alag lagi mujhe...aisa mujhe kyun laga iska reason aaj tak main nahi jaan paya......use dekhkar main aur Naveen wahi khade rah gaye, humare kadam zameen par aur aankhe us ladki par hee jami hui thi....Uske sath Car se ek aur bhi ladki bahar nikli, jo uski karibi friend hogi, aisa maine maan liya....
"Esha...."us ladki ki friend ne pahli baar us modern apsara ka naam pukara.....

nice update ..

 

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"Esha...."us ladki ki friend ne pahli baar us modern apsara ka naam pukara.....
"Esha...."maine bhi dil hee dil me ye naam liya, aur bahut khush bhi hua aur mere arman use dekhkar bahar aaye
"isko to patana padega..."
"kya...?"Naveen bola...
"kuch nahi, chal class shuru ho gayi hogi..."
barso se kuch lafz , kuch alfaaz badi mushkil aur shiddat se likh rakkhe the maine kisi ke liye, jo mere liye khas ho aur aaj Esha ko dekhkar wo alfaaz mere dil se bahar aane ke liye machal rahe the......
"Whenever I close my eyes , i saw many faces in my mind but one face always remain same in my mind, in my heart......"
That face is my love........
"Whenever i hear any song , i feel her in every word of that song, i hear ,.her voice in every beats of the song......"
That Voice is My Love........
"Whenever i feel emptiness in my life, i saw a dream with myopen eyes,
in which an Angel comes in my dream......"
That Angel is my Love........
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"bahar...bahar, bilkul bahar..."damyanti mam ne mujhse kaha, jab maine unse andar aane ki permission mangi to"ye kya tumhara ghar hai..."
"sorry mam..."najare jhuka kar masoon banne ka natak karte hue main bola...
lekin meri us masoomiyat ka dammo rani par koyi asar nahi hua, aur upar se usne dhamki bhi de dali ki yadi maine usse bahas ki to wo aane wale 3 din tak attendance nahi degi
Kal se ye sab kuch mere sath pahli baar ho raha tha, pahle kabhi bhi kisi ne class se bahar nahi bhagaya tha, isliye mujhe maloom tak nahi tha ki , time pass kaise karu ,us samay college me ghoom bhi nahi sakta tha, kya pata koyi senior pakad kar ragging le le....dil kar raha tha ki damyanti ka baal pakadu aur ghaseet kar use class se bahar kar du....
"andar aa jao, aur agli baar se samay ka khayal rakhna..."dammo rani ne meri taraf dekha ,Shayad meri jhoothi masoomiyat aur bhoolepan ko usne asli samajh liya tha....jab class ke andar aaya to ek baar phhir puri class mujhe ghoor rahi thi, kuch mujhpar hans bhi rahe the aur kaleja tab jal gaya tab dekha ki Arun bhi hans raha hai....
"aur beta, kaha ghoom raha the tum dono..."main Arun ke left side me baitha aur Naveen right side me baith gaya...
"kahi nahi yar, bike stand tak gaye the..."Naveen bola"time se wapas bhi aa jate yadi wo ladki nahi dikhi hoti to...."
"kaun ladki be, jaldi bata..."
Mam ko shaq na ho isliye hum teeno apni copy me samne board par likha hua sab kuch chhap rahe the, aur dheemi aawaz me gappe bhi lada rahe the.....
"maloom nahi kaun hai, lekin hai ekdum karri item....uske samne to deepika bhi kam hai..."samne board ki taraf dekhkar main bola,...
ek do baar dammo rani se meri nazar bhi mili, tab maine apna sar upar neeche karke use ahsaas dilaya ki mujhe sab kuch samajh aa raha hai , jabki aisa kuch bhi nahi tha, main to us waqt sirf aur sirf Esha ke baare me soch raha tha, us waqt main sirf aur sirf Esha ke baare me baat karna chahta tha....
"kitna achchha ho , yadi is dammo ki jagah wo apsara hume maths padhaye...."dil ke armano ne ek baar phhir ghantiya bajayi, aur in ghantiyo ko kisi ne bahut jor se bajaya....
"mam..."class ke gate ki taraf se kisi ki aawaz aayi....aur jab nazare us taraf mudi to bas wahi jamkar rah gayi, gate par Esha khadi thi...
"yes..."Math wali mam ne Esha se kaha...
"ye bhi isi class me padhegi
,"khush to bahut hua tha , bench par kood kood kar dance karna chahta tha, Arun aur Naveen se kahna chahta tha ki"tum log yaha se uth jao be, wo yaha baithegi..."lekin afsoos tab hua jab wo boli ki....
"mam CS branch ki class kaun si hai..."
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corridor me sabse pahla class humara hee tha, isliye wo shayad humare class me apni class puchhane aayi thi, socha ki ro ro kar use is baat ka ahsaas dilau ki main kitna dukhi hoon, uske yun jane se , Arun mere andar ki bechaini ko samajh gaya aur bola...
"oye, ye natak band kar, now concentrate only on deepika mam "
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nice update ..ye armaan ke dil me to bahut armaan aate hai jo uske jabaan par nahi aate ..
bahut waqt se esha ke baare me hi soch raha hai ..aur ab pata chala ki wo cs class me hai .

 

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Esha to apni class me chali gayi, lekin uski chhap mere dil par wo chhod gayi thi, aur Esha ki chhap kewal mujhpar hee nahi padi thi, aur bahut se log the, jinka dil Esha ke is tarah se jaane ke karan udas tha....Arun aur Naveen bhi isi list me the.....
"wo meri maal hai, usko dekhna bhi mat..."Esha ke jaane ke baad maine phhir se board par nazar gadayi aur jo kuch bhi dammo rani likh rahi thi, main use apni notebook me chhapte hue un dono se bola....
"set to mujhse hee hogi..."Naveen ne kaha...
"gand me bhar lo sab ladkiyo ko, deepika ko dekhoge tab bhi yahi bologe ki ye meri maal hai, Esha ko dekhoge tab bhi yahi bologe ki ye meri maal hai, kisi aur ladki ko bhi dekhoge to wo bhi tum dono ki hee item hai, main yaha hilane aaya hu hai na "
main aur Naveen hans pade, aur ek baar phhir damyanti mam apni jwalamukhi najaro se hum dono ko ghoorne lagi, damyanti ke is tarah se dekhne ke karan main aur Naveen chup ho gaye aur ekdum serious student bankar samne desk par rakkhi books ke panne ulatane lage.....
"chal aaja canteen se aate hai..."recess me Arun ne mujhse canteen chalne ke liye kaha, aur meri aankho ke samne wo najara chha gaya jab Varun ki item mere chehre se pyar kar rahi thi....maine Arun ko saaf mana kar diya ki main canteen ki taraf nahi jaunga,aur phhir main apne hee class ke samne aakar khada ho gaya, jaha kuch ladke khade hokar baat kar rahe the, main khada to apne class me tha lekin aankhe CS branch ki class ki taraf tiki hui thi,...main us waqt waha khada us waqt ka intejaar kar raha tha ki kab wo modern apsara apne class se bahar nikal kar aaye aur meri aankho ko sukoon mile....uparwale ne jaise meri man ki baat sun li ho, Esha apne usi friend ke sath class se bahar nikli aur bahar khade sabhi log machal uthe, sabhi Esha ko dekh rahe the.....humari classes first floor pe thi aur corridor ke dono taraf se neeche jane ke liye seedhiya bani hui thi....Esha apne friend ke sath humari taraf aane lagi,...main ye janta tha ki wo mere liye to is taraf nahi aa rahi hai, lekin phhir bhi dhadkane tej ho gayi, aur wo jab mere samne se gujari to meri jubaan ladkhadaye
"I....."bas itna hee bol paya main Esha ko dekhkar , aur aawaz bhi itani dheemi thi ki mere sath khade mere class wale bhi us aawaz ka na sun paye....
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main pahle bhi hairan hua karta tha aur ab bhi hairan hua karta hoon, ki Arun kaise jaan jata hai ki dusare kya soch rahe hai....
"matlab...."zameen par audha leta Varun cigarette ke chhalle udate hue mujhse puchha...
"matlab ki.."Maine Arun ki taraf dekha, sala daru ki botal liye bathroom se bahar aa raha tha"Arun ki ek khasiyat hai, wo kisi ka bhi shakal dekhkar ye bata deta hai ki uske andar kya chal raha hai ,wo banda kis soch me dooba hua hai...."
"aisa hai kya..."
"ha be,.."
"phhir to..."ye bolte hue Varun zameen par baith gaya aur Arun ki taraf dekha....
"ye sala bathroom me botal lekar kyun gaya tha ?"
"apni adat hai..."mere pass baithte hue Varun ki taraf dekhkar Arun ne jawab diya...
"badi ajeeb adat hai be, achchha hua khane ki plate lekar bathroom jane ki adat nahi hai ,warna ek taraf se material bahar nikalta to dusari taraf se andar jata...."Varun jor-jor se thahake lagane laga aur mujhse bola"tu kyun ruk gaya be, aage bata kya hua...."
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Us din recess me jab maine dheemi aawaz me "I"bola tha , tab Arun mere bagal me hee khada tha, aur jab Esha humari aankho ke samne se gujari to waha ek Arun hee aisa ladka tha jo Esha ki jagah mujhe dekh raha tha aur mere chehre ke badalte rang ko dekhkar wo samajh gaya tha ki mere andar abhi kya chal raha hai......
"chal aaja..."mera hath Pakad kar Arun bola...
"abey kaha aaja..."
"chal Esha se teri baat karata hoon..."
Ye sunte hee maine turant uska hath door kiya aur bola"tujhe aisa kyun laga ki main Esha se baat karna chahta hoon ?"
"ab beta humko ginti ginna na hee sikhao...jab se tune use dekha hai, tere face par lali chhayi hui hai..."
"abey hat....aisi darjano ladkiyo ko main roj dekhta hoon, to iska matlab ye to nahi ki main usse baat karu...."
"abhi un darjano ladkiyo ko chhod aur bayi taraf dekh..."
dusari taraf se Esha apni julfe lahrati hue aa rahi thi, us waqt dil me arman uthe ki kash Esha seedhe mere pass aaye aur mujhe bole ki "hey handsome, what is your name..."
dil me Arman jage ki wo mujhe dekhe aur mujhe dekhte hee use mujhse pyar ho jaye,
wo karib aati gayi aur mere muh se "I......"word ek baar phhir bahar aaya, lekin jab wo apne class ki taraf ghumi to ye "I...."word wapas andar chala gaya....
"dil tod diya usne us taraf ghoomkar..."apne seene me hath rakhkar sahlate hue mazakiya andaz me main bola...."yar, Arun kuch jugad karna....use ek baar sahi se dekhna chahta hoon...."
"chal aaja phhir..."Arun ne ek baar phhir mera hath pakda...
"abey kutte hath chhod, chhota bachcha hu kya, jo baat-baat par hath pakad leta hai..."
"pyar hai pagle..."
"is pyar ko thoda kam hee rahne diyo "
CS branch me Arun ka ek dost tha,jiske pass jakar main aur Arun baith gaye....jaha Arun apne dost se baat karne laga wahi main chupke se Esha ko takne laga....
Aisa nahi tha ki maine Esha se pahle koyi khubsurat ladki nahi dekhi thi, lekin jo kashish usme thi wo aaj tak mujhe kisi bhi ladki me mahsoos nahi hui thi, us waqt hum dono kisi magnet ke north-south pole ki tarah the, jo hamesha ek dusare ko attract karte hai.....isi beech first time usne mujhe dekha
lekin meri nazre eka-ek dusari taraf ho gayi, dil ki dhadkano ne ek baar phhir bullet train ki speed pakad li.....
"kya hua be..."Mujhe dusari taraf dekhte hue dekhkar Arun ne puchha...
"kuch nahi, bas usne mujhe dekh liya...."
"to, yahi to mauka tha , aankh maar deta use usi waqt..."
"phhatati hai meri in sab kaamo se..."
"tab to wo set ho chuki tere se...."Arun ne Esha ki taraf dekha...
"abey Arman, Esha tujhe hee dekh rahi hai...."
"kya.... "dil ek baar phhir teji se dhadka...aur maine Esha ki taaf dekha, Arun sach bol raha tha wo mere taraf hee dekh rahi thi...us waqt mujhe aisa laga jaise ki waqt thahar gaya ho, us waqt mujhe aisa laga ki waha us class room me mere aur uske siwa koyi nahi hai....
"two eyes interact with each other at constat time T"Arun bola aur bolne ke turant baad mere kandhe ko pakad kar jor se hilaya"recss khatam hua pyare, ab apni class ki taraf chale ya is baar bhi yahi irada hai ki next period ka teacher tujhe bahar nikal de...."
"recess khatam ho gaya..."
"bilkul aur tu pichhale 20 min. Se usko ghoore ja raha hai bina palke jhapkaye...."
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nice update ..esha pe dil aa gaya armaan ka aise lagta hai ..aur arun achche dost ki tarah uski madad bhi kar raha hai ..

 

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Arun aur main Esha ki class se bahar aaye, class to lag chuki thi lekin teacher abhi tak lapata tha.....apni seat par baithkar main kuch der pahle jo kuch bhi hua, usko yaad karne laga aur hatho me pen pakad kar desk par Uska naam likhne laga.....
"Esha....."is naam ko samne wali desk par pen se likhne ke baad main use apne hatho se chhune laga,
wo naam maine normal pen se likha tha, us normal pen ke normal syahi se likha tha, lekin jo 4 akshar waha ubhare the, wo mere liye normal nahi tha,...un char aksharo se ek lagav sa ho gaya tha....lekin us waqt main ye bhool gaya tha ki mere bagal me mera sabse kameena khas dost Arun baitha hai, jo mujhe ek pal ke liye bhi chain se saans lene nahi dega....meri is harkat wo mujhpar chillaya...
"abey ye kya kar raha hai..."
uske is tarah se achanak bolne se mera dhyan toota aur jin 4 aksharo se mujhe lagaav tha ,unhe main mitane ki koshish karne laga....lekin syahi sookh chuki thi, isliye naam mitna thoda mushkil tha......
"hath hata..."
"nahi..."maine Esha ke naam ke aage aise hath rakh kar khada tha jaise ki meri hath hatate hee meri ijjat lutne wali ho....
"dekh Arman, mujhe dikha de ki kya likha hai desk par tune, warna puri class ko bata dunga...."
"teri to "kya karta, majboori me hath hatana hee pada...
"teri headwriting to solid hai..."ye bolkar Arun peechhe muda to maine wapas Esha ke naam ko apne hatho se dhak liya...
"botal hai..."Arun peechhe baithe kisi ladke se bola...
"pani ki botal..."
"nahi daru ki botal....abey class me hu to pani ki botal hee mangunga na...."
"to seedhe se bol na...."Arun ne jisse pani ka botal manga tha wo bola...
"abey ghonchu aise me kya khak engineer banega, sale ne 12th ka exam pakka OPEN se pass kiya hoga...ab la de botal"uske hath se botal lekar Arun ne pani ki kuch boonde desk par dali aur Esha ka naam mitakar mujhse bola...
"ye aashiqi ka jo bhoot sawar hai na, usko sambhal kar rakh warna lene ke dene pad jayenge...."
"sale tu mujhe batti de raha hai..."
"yehi to pyar hai pagle "
hafte me 3 din humara lab rahta tha, aur har ek lab do-do periods ke barabar tha, hum sabhi apne baki ke kaam lab class me hee niptate the, shuru ke aadhe ghante me lab wale sir aakar hume experiment aur equipments ko kaise use karna hai, ye bata kar apni seat par virajman ho jate aur uske baad ka pura samay hum SMS bhejne me, assignment complete karne me use karte the, humare college ke teachers ki ek bahut hee kharab adat ye thi ki wo chhoti si chhoti baat par ya to attendance cut kar dete the, ya phhir seedhe class se bahar hee bhaga dete the...us din Physics ka lab tha aur lab me main CS ka assignment kar raha tha aur is kaam me Arun bhi bakhoobi mera sath de raha tha ki tabhi Kurre sir ki aawaz pure laboratory me gunji....
"jo student reading aur final result dikhayega , main usi ko aaj ka attendance dunga...."
"lag gayi tab to...."ek dard bhari gusse se bharpur aawaz me Arun dheeme se bola....
"ab kya kare..."
"maloom nahi..."
tabhi mujhe apne school ke dino ki yaad aa gayi, jab main lab se aksar pass out ho chuke students ki copy maarkar chhap diya karta tha.....
"hum dono ko practical ka manual nahi mila hai na..."maine Arun se puchha....hum dono ka roll No. Aage peechhe tha, isliye experiment bhi same tha....
"kurre de raha tha, lekin maine liya hee nahi....aur waise bhi isko reading dikhani hai...."
"tu rook main jugad jama ke aata hoon..."
Ye kaam main pahle bhi bahut baar kar chuka tha, isliye dar to nahi lag raha tha lekin phhir thodi si ghabrahat ho rahi thi....
"Sir, humare Pass manual nahi hai..."Lab wale sir ke pass khade hokar main masoomiyat se bola...
Uske baad Kurre ne bahut mathpachchi ki, humara roll No. Puchha, aur uske baad sale ne experiments ke baare me mujhse puchha....us waqt to sala experiment ka object kya hai mujhe ye tak nahi maloom tha to phhir baki uska principle kaise batata......
"Sir, yadi koyi purani copy mil jati to thoda idea mil jata...."apna rambaad maine phheka...
jaha kurre baitha hua tha, waha se bayi taraf thoda andar ek chhota sa room tha...usne pahle 5 min. tak meri shakal dekhi aur phhir mujhe andar jane ke liye bola....
"wo andar baithi hui hai, unse mang lo...."
"thank you Sir...."
aadha kaam to nipta liya tha, bas aadha kaam aur baki tha, pahle maine socha ki andar jis room me main ja raha tha waha koyi Kurre ki age ka hee teacher hoga, yani ki 40 se 45 umra ka, lekin maine jaise hee main andar ghusa aankhe bahar aa gayi ye dekhkar ki andar deepika mam baithi hui hai......
"mam, wo purani practical copy chahiye thi...."us room ke charo taraf dekhte hue main bola....
"sir se puchha hai..."wo table par aise baithi thi, jaise ki wo is college ki principal ho....
"ji mam, unhone hee kaha hai ki main andar jakar apna kaam kar sakta hoon..."maine jaan buchkar aisa kaha....
"kaisa kaam..."chair par seedhi hote hue usne meri taraf nigah dali....
"wahi wala....."main bola, flirting karna mere liye koyi nayi baat nahi thi, main aksar mauka milne par ye sab kaam kar diya karta tha par afsoos ki aaj tak kisi ladki ne mere armano ko thanda nahi kiya tha......
"Mechnical First year right...."
Maine haan me sar hilaya to deepika mam ne ek taraf ishara kar diya...jaha pass out students ki Practical copies jama ki hui thi, main waha pahucha ek do copy ko kholkar padhne ka natak karne laga, lekin is beech mera dhyan sirf aur sirf deepika mam par tha ki wo mujhe dekh to nahi rahi hai....deepika mam is samay apne mobile me busy thi, aur yahi mere liye sahi mauka tha...maine chupke se ek practical copy ko apne shirt ke neeche pet ke pass fansa liya aur uske kuch der baad tak main wahi khada raha....
"thik hai mam, main chalta hoon...."
Mujhe puri ummid thi ki deepika mam ne mujhe nahi dekha tha, aur main apni smartness par khud ko praise karta hua waha se ja hee raha tha ki deepika mam ne peechhe se aawaz di...
"ruko..."
"ji mam..."dil me ghabrahat ek baar phhir paida ho gayi....
"you think that all the staff of college are fool..."
"matlab...?"
"matlab ye ki..."wo apni chair se uthkar mere pass aayi aur seedha mere pet par hath phhirati hui boli"ye tumhare six packs itne majboot hai ya lab ki copy chura kar le ja rahe ho...."
Iske aage bolne ki meri himmat nahi hui,main kisi apradhi ki tarah waha khada deepika mam ke agle action ka intezaar kar raha tha....
"tumhari jaankari ke liye bata doon ki main yahi se pass out hoon aur mujhe maloom hai ye fande...isliye mere samne hoshiyaar banne ki koshish mat karna..."aisa bolte hue usne practical copy nikal li aur boli"tumhare jane ke baad Kurre sir yaha aayenge aur wo mujhse puchhenge ki maine kahi kuch utha to nahi liya, aur phhir jab tum bahar jaoge to tumhari checking bhi hogi...."
" salo ne kohinoor heera chhupa rakkha hai kya yaha..."
"tumne kuch bola..."
"sorry mam,..."
"ab jao..."uske agle pal hee deepika mam ne wo harkat ki jiske karan mera dil left side se right side me shift hone wala tha, 1000 volts ka jhatka diya deepika mam ne mujhe....usne mera hath pakda aur seedhe apni garam chut se touch kara diya aur boli "pasand aaya ho to dobara batana....."
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nice update ..copy chura nahi paaya aur dipika mam ne pakad liya ,,,par ye haath pakadke chut pe laga diya mam ne ..dekhte hai aage kya hota hai ..

 

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Chapter-5: Worst days of Life

Update-17

Main, us room se bahar nikla,Waha se aane ke baad meri sitti pitti gum ho gayi thi, aisa lagne laga tha jaise ki kisi ne mere hath me kuch der pahle current ka wire pakda diya ho.......
"kya hua ? laya practical copy ?"mujhe apne bagal me chupchap baitha dekhkar Arun ne mujhse puchha....
"abhi kuch der baat mat kar ,sadme me hoon...."
"kya hua....kisi ne chori karte hue dekh liya kya ? "
"meri chori pakdi bhi gayi aur uski saza bhi de di gayi..."main ab bhi sadme me tha.....
"aakhir hua kya..."
"kuch nahi, ab main thik hoon..."mere dil-o-dimag me , mere pure jehan me sirf wahi nazara ghoom raha tha, jab deepika mam ne mera hath pakda aur mere hath ko apni chut se touch kara diya....
"i was trembled..."main badbadaya...
"aisa kya dekh liya tune..."
"kuch nahi..."
deepika mam ne jo kiya uspar mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha, koyi bhi ladki bina jaan pahchan ke aise kaise kar sakti hai, ye jante hue bhi ki main uski complaint kar sakta hoon, shayad maine hee deepika mam ko badhava diya tha aisa karne ke liye...na main double meaning me usse baat karta aur na hee wo mera hath pakadti aur na hee... abhi tak jo kuch bhi mere sath hua tha wo sab unexpected tha, maine kabhi nahi socha tha ki main ek ladki ke peechhe pagal ho jaunga aur na hee maine ye socha tha ki shuruat ke kuch dino me hee mujhe wo chhune ko mil jayega......us din ke baad deepika mam se jaise main nazar hee nahi mila pa raha tha, wo jab tak class me rahti main apna sar jhukaye rahta aur chupke se unki taraf dekhta to wo mand-mand muskurati nazar aati....
"sala main kitna sharmila hoon..."
mujhe meri zindagi ke 18 saal beet jane ke baad ye maloom chala ki, main bhi un ladko me se hoon ,jinki ladkiyo ko dekhkar kuch bolne ki himmat nahi hoti.....Esha kuch dino se college nahi aayi thi, main jab bhi uske class me jakar Arun ke dost se puchhta to wo na me sar hila deta,...dil bechain rahta tha uske bagair , har din recess me main Arun ko lekar uski class me uske dost ke pass jata tha aur jaha wo baitha karti thi, us jagah ko is aas me dekhta tha ki shayad wo late aayi ho,lekin har din uski jagah koyi aur ladki hee waha baithi hui milti aur har din main uske class se udas hee lautata tha....
Abhi tak to main bahut si unexpected chizo ko jhel chuka tha, lekin in sabke aalawa bhi kuch aur tha jo ki meri zindagi me pahli baar hone wala tha aur sabse badi baat to ye thi ki mujhe is baat ki bhanak tak nahi thi....
Kuch din beetane ke baad meri kuch aur ladko se dosti ho gayi aur har din ki tarah hum aaj bhi recess me apni class ke bahar khade aas-pass se gujarne wali ladkiyo ka maza le rahe the.....Esha ke liye mera interest kam hota ja raha tha, main ab har khubsoorat ladki ko dekhkar isi khayal me doob jata ki main use apne hostel ke room me chod raha hoon, ek ajeeb sa badlaav aa raha tha mujhme deepika mam ki us harkat se....
"sab line me khade ho..."kisi ne gala phhad kar kaha, aur jab meri nazar us taraf padi to dekha ki do seniors hume line me khade rahne ke liye kah rahe the.....unka kahna tha ki hum sab line me khade ho gaye....
"aankh neeche kar be...apne baap se aankh milata hai sale BC..."kisi ek ko usne chamkaya....
"kya hai beta , wish nahi karte tum log seniors ko...gand me danda daal ke yaad dilana padega kya...."un do me se ek ne bag tang rakkha tha yani ko recess ke baad wo bunk marne ke plan me tha aur dusara apne hatheliyo ko ragad raha tha....
"chalo idhar aa jao aur class me jitne ladke hai unhe bhi bulao..."jisne bag tang rakkha tha wo bola...
class me jitne ladke the un sabko bula liya gaya, main dil hee dil me ye chah raha tha ki kahi se koyi teacher aa jaye....lekin sala koyi nahi aaya, sab apna pet bharne me lage hue the.....
"tera naam kya hai...."mujhe upar se neeche dekhte hue wo bola....
"j..j..ji..."main haklaya...sach to ye tha ki waha khade har ladke ki buri tarah se phhat chuki thi...
"naam kya hai engineer saheb aapka..."
"Arman..."maine ek pal ke liye uski taraf dekha aur jawab dekar wapas apni gardan neeche kar li....
"dil ke arman aansuo me bah gaye...."wo gaate hue mere pass aaya aur belt ke pass paint ko pakad kar jor se hilata hua bola "yaha kya karne aata hai..."
"padhne..."
"to phhir kal se formal dress me aaya kar, warna yahi se neeche phhek dunga...samjha"
"j...j...ji Sir..."(tera baap dega paisa formal dress kharidne ka , be saale chutiye...)
"chal relax ho ja..."belt chhodkar mera kandha sahlate hue wo bola"mera naam janta hai...."
"nahi...."
"main hoon bajirao Singham....samjha, kal se students ki tarah dikhna..."
un do chutiyo ko main akela hee dikha tha kya jo sale meri leke chale gaye, unke jaane ke baad maloom chala ki wo dono mining branch ke the.....
"ye to mining ke the, iska matlab Mechanical wale bhi kuch dino me apne darshan denge..."
har college me alag-alag funda chalta hai, humare yaha ragging tab hoti thi, jab kuch hafte nikal jate the...city me rahne wale to phhir bhi bach jate the, lekin hostel walo ki aisi taisi ho jati thi....
us din recess ke baad hum sabke man me yahi sawal ghoom raha tha ki in sabse kaise bacha jaye, aur us din ke baki ke periods isi khauf me nikal gaye,...
Main aur Arun college ki chhutti ke baad hostel ki taraf hee ja rahe the ki hostel se thodi door par bheed dikhayi di.....
"ye sale BC, yahi chalu ho gaye..."Arun wahi rook gaya aur mujhse bola"is raste se mat ja, samne seniors khade hai...."
Hum dono dusare raste se jane ke liye peechhe mude hee the ki kisi senior ne hume dekh liya aur udhar aane ke liye kaha, jaha bheed jama thi....
"wapas kaha ja rahe the Sir..."mere kandhe par hath rakhkar koyi bola...
"wo mobile chhut gaya hai, class me..."
"achchha..."usne mera bag ek jhatke se kheencha aur bag ki chain kholkar pura saman raste me hee bikher kar bag mere hath me thama diya....
"apna saman utha aur nikal yaha se..."
Maine ek hath me apna bag pakad kar apni books aur copy ko uthane ke liye jhuka hee tha ki us MKL senior ne mere pichhwade par kaskar ek laat mari aur main wahi jor se muh ke bal gira....
"chutiya samajh ke rakkha hai kya..."peechhe se uski aawaz aayi, hatho ki mutthiya bandh chuki thi, aur yadi us waqt wo waha akele rahta to us sale ko itna marta ki ragging ki spelling tak bhool jata wo, lekin main uthta uske pahle hee uske kuch aur dost aa gaye, aur usko pakad kar bole ki...
"abhi nahi, baad me dekh lenge in dono ko..."jiske jawab me wo chillaya ki "sale jhooth bolta hai, tu rook aaj raat teri dhulayi karta hai ,sale BC..."
Uske baad sirf ye hua ki meri gusse band mutthiya dheeli pad gayi, aur wo senior jisne mere pichhwade par apne jute ke nishan chhode the wo mujhe galiya dete hue waha se chala gaya....
"maine use mara kyun nahi, kya main darpok....nahi..."aaj zindagi ke 18 saal gujar lene ke baad ek aur sach se samna karna pad raha tha....aaj tak school me sirf chhoti-moti ladai hui thi, jisme main har baar pure jor aur shor se bhag leta tha....aur apni A grade study ke liye har baar bach bhi jata tha....school me aksar sab yahi bolte ki main bahut himmatwala hoon, lekin aaj kunye ka mendhak Samundar me aaya tha, jiska muqabala bade bade kachhuo aur shark se tha......
"chal apne room chalte hai...."Arun ne mera bag uthakar mujhe pakdate hue bola....main chup raha, chehra gusse se ab bhi laal tha.....
"chal, bhool ja..."mujhe jabardasti Arun ne kheencha, jiske chalte main uspar jhalla utha....
"abey chhod"
"bhad me ja..."gussa me wo bhi tha, isliye wo bhi mujhoar chillaya aur mera bag mere hath me pakda kar waha se hostel ki taraf chala gaya......
"us sale ne laat mere pichhwade par mari hai aur gussa ye ho raha hai...."Arun ko hostel ki taraf jate hue main dekh raha tha....kuch der pahle jo hua, wo sab dekhkar shayad Arun ko bhi gussa aaya tha...
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nice update ..ye ragging pichha nahi chhod rahi armaan ka ..

 

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Update-18

"sorry...."jab Arun ne darwaja khola to maine usse kaha....jiske jawab me wo haste hue bola
"sorry se kaam nahi chalega, main to gand marunga...."
"chal be, door chal...main to tujhe dekhte hee samajh gaya tha ki tu hai..."
Andar aakar maine apna bag ek taraf phheka aur bistar par let gaya, abhi kuch hee der hue the ki ek chhote kad ka ladka Arun ke pass aaya, uski aankho me laga chashma use ek serious student ki upadhi de raha tha....wo seedhe mere pass aaya aur mujhse hath milaya wo bhi bina kuch bole.....aur phhir seedhe jakar Arun ke pass baith gaya...
"sala pagal lagta hai..."use dekhkar maine kaha....
Arun ke pass jakar wo baat karne laga, aur Arun se baat karne ke dauran wo apna chashma utarta aur meri taraf kuch der tak dekh kar wapas apna chashma apni aankho me taangar Arun se baat karne lagta.......
" sun be Arman...ye Bhupesh mere hee yaha ka hai...."
us chhoti si height wale ladke ka naam Bhupesh tha, jiska naamkaran Arun ne pahle hee kar diya tha....
"B.H.U."Arun use isi naam se bulata tha....
"us ladki ka naam kya hai , jo CS me hai..."bhu ne ek baar phhir apna chasma nikal kar meri taraf dekha aur phhir chashme par phhook mar kar Arun ki chadar se chashme ko saaf karne laga....
"Esha...."Arun bola...
Esha ka naam sunte hee sari thakan door ho gayi, main uthkar bistar par baith gaya aur Arun ki taraf dekhkar bola"kya hua..."
"bhu ko Esha se pyar ho gaya hai..."
"ise aur Esha se pyar
"Bhupesh ki taraf dekhkar main bola....(abey sale, apni shakal dekhi hai, kaha wo aur kaha tu )
"iske pass uska mobile number bhi hai..."
ye sunkar mujhe jhatka laga,waise to Esha ka no. Maloom karna koyi badi baat nahi thi, uske class me jo bhi uske karib ho usse Esha ka number liya ja sakta hai....lekin mujhe jhatka isliye laga kyunki bhu Esha ke mamle me mujhse jyada active tha....jaha maine use chupke se ghoorne ka aalawa aur kuch nahi kiya tha, wahi bhu ne uska no. Apne mobile me save karke rakkha tha.....
"use call karta hoon..."Arun se wo bola aur apna Nokia 1200 nikal liya....
Maine apni 18 saal ki zindagi me bahut se premi jode dekhe the, lekin unme se sirf ek ya do premi jode hee ek-dusare ke liye perfect the....warna ek se badhkar ek ghonchu launde tanatan maal lekar ghoomte hai, jise dekhkar aksar mera kaleja jal uthta hai aur sirf ek line muh se nikalti hai
"hum mar gaye hai kya, jo is gandu ke sath ghoom rahi hai...."
aur isi dar me ki kahi Esha ke sath ye bhu na set ho jaye, main apne bistar se utha aur Bhupesh ke hath se uska mobile chheen liya....
"abey yadi usne tere mobile no. Ki report kar di to...."use darate hue main bola....
"koyi baat nahi sim farzi hai..."
"aajkal location trace ho jate hai, aur waise bhi wo kisi na kisi se set hogi to kyun apna balance faltu me kharch kar raha hai...."
"baad ki baad me dekhenge..."mere hath se mobile lekar Arun ne mobile bhu ko thama diya aur bola"tu call kar..."
"ye sala Arun, mera sath hai ya iske sath "
"tune kuch bola kya..."Arun meri taraf dekhkar mujhse puchha....
"na, maine kuch nahi bola....main kyun bolunga kuch...Esha meri wife hai kya, jo mujhe uski fikar hogi...."
Mera itna kahna tha ki darwaje par kisi ne dastak di...
"le yar khol..."Arun mujhse bola,...
maine pura darwaja khola bhi nahi tha ki ek jordar tamacha mere gaal aur kaan par pada, main sann rah gaya us waqt aur kaan par hath rakhkar wahi khada raha...andaza lagana mushkil nahi tha ki room ke andar kaun aaya tha, jisne abhi-abhi mera gaal laal kiya tha wo wahi tha jisse meri mulaqat hostel ke bahar hui thi.....
"chal be side chal..."main is waqt darwaje aur room ke beech me khada tha, isliye usne mujhe dhakka dete hue kaha aur seedhe jakar mere bistar par baith gaya, jo haal mera tha, wo haal bhu aur Arun ka bhi tha, wo dono bistar se khade ho gaye the.....
"neeche baith wahi zameen par..."meri taraf ishara karte hue wo bola"shakal yaad hai meri ya bhool gaya..."
"yaad hai..."
"haan to hamesha yaad rakhna, tere baap ki shakal hai..."
usne jaise hee ye bola, pura jism gusse se laal -peela ho gaya, yadi us waqt mujhe apne bhai ke kahe hue shabd yaad na aaye hote to ma kasam us sale ko bahut marta......
"eye contact karega be..."bistar par pura pasarta hue room ke deewar ki taraf ishara kiya"us deewar ko dekh raha hai...maine usi deewar par tere jaise hee ek chutiye ka sar pakad kar de mara tha, sala chaar mahine coma me tha....Police bhi kuch nahi ukhad payi, kyunki use koyi gavah hee nahi mila jo ye bolta ki wo sab maine kiya tha...."
"to ye sab mujhe kyun bata rahe ho...."khoon mera bhi garam tha, isliye maine bol diya...jiska nateeza ye hua ki wo senior jo kuch der pahle mere bistar par pasra hua tha wo ekdum se uth khada hua aur gusse se apne daant peeste hue mere pass aaya....
"sorry sir, use chhod do, pagal hai wo..."Arun ne us senior ko pakda....
"samjha de is launde ko warna yahi jaan se maar dunga...."
"thik hai, main ise samjha dunga...."
"ja ek glass pani la..."
Arun waha se pani lene chala gaya aur idhar room me chuppi chhayi rahi, Arun kuch der me hee wapas aa gaya,lekin uske hath khali the....
"sir, wo waha ka glass shayad kisi ladke ne apne room me rakkha hua hai, main botal me aapke liye pani lata hoon...."andar ghuste hee Arun bola aur botal lekar waha se pani lene chala gaya.....
"tu idhar aa be..."Arun ke jaane ke baad usne mujhe apne pass bulaya aur Cigarette peene ke liye puchha....
"main nahi peeta..."tapak se maine bina ek pal ganwaye jawab diya,
Wo senior aage kuch bolta uske pahle hee Arun daudte bhagte hue botal me pani bharkar le aaya aur use de diya....usne botal me muh lagakar ek ghoot pani piya aur phhir botal meri taraf badha di...
"relax ho ja, aur le pani pee..."
"mujhe pyas nahi hai..."khoon mera ab bhi garam tha....
"pee le pani ,kyunki iske baad main jo karne wala hoon usse tera gala sookh jayega..."
Uske baat ka maine koyi jawab nahi diya aur wo apne kandhe uchkata hua bola"teri marzi...."
usne apne jeb se cigarette ki packet nikali aur Bhupesh ko apne pass bulaya aur room me jal rahe bulb ko off karne ke liye kaha....
"wapas on kar jake..."andhere me dhua udate hue usne bhu se wapas bulb ko on karne ke liye kaha aur jab bhu ne wapas bulb ko on kar diya to wo bola....
"ab tu 100 baar bulb ko on karne ke baad bistar par aakar baith jana aur phhir uthkar bulb ko off kar dena...chal shuru ho ja...."
Bhupesh ki pahle se hee sitti-pitti gum thi ,wo kya bolta...bina kuch bole wo Arun ke bed se board tak 200 chakkar marne laga......
"le pee..."on-off hote hue bulb ke beech me usne mujhe ek cigarette diya....
"meri adat nahi hai..."
"isiliye to pila raha hu, engineer saheb...jab tak nasha patti nahi karoge to engineer kaise banoge...."
mazboori me cigarette ko muh se lagana pada, bhaiya ke dwara di gayi naseehat me ye bhi tha ki main cigarette aur sharab se door rahu, lekin yadi main us waqt ye sab nahi karta to unke dwara di gayi dusari naseehat ,jisme unhone kaha tha ki ladayi - jhagda mat karna, wo toot jati.....
"dhua andar le...muh me rakhkar to pahli-dusari class ke launde bhi cigarette pee lete hai..."
maine waisa hee kiya, cigarette ke dhue ko andar liya...cigarette ke kash ko andar kya kheencha, pura ka pura kaleja jaise bahar aa gaya, aur main khasne laga.....
"ek kash aur maar..."
Maine phhir kash andar liya aur nateeza wahi pahle jaise hee raha...
"ek kash aur..."
teesari baar himmat to nahi ho rahi thi, lekin us waqt koyi dusara rasta bhi nahi... bhu ab bhi bulb ko on-off karne me laga hua tha....
"tere kitne round hue be.."
"80...." hanfte hue bhu ne jawab diya,
"beta abhi to aadhe bhi nahi hue,...chal shuru ho ja..."
teesari baar bhi maine cigarette ke dhue ko apne seene me ghusaya aur is baar khasne ke sath-sath meri aankho se aansu bhi nikal gaye aur sar bhi ghoomane laga....
"aaj ke liye itna hee kafi hai, kal phhir milenge...."
Uska room se bahar jana tha ki main aur bhu bistar par let kar hanpne lage.....
"gand....gand...."bhu bas itna bol paya aur hanpne laga,
"kya gand-gand kar raha hai be..."
"gand maar li sale ne, chakkar aa raha hai, pani....pani..."wo phhir hanpne laga....
"idhar to BC sar hee ghoom raha hai...."apna sar pakad kar main bola...
"cigarette ka asar jyada der tak nahi rahta, don't worry..."
"worry gayi ma chudane, tu ja daudkar pani la..."
Arun ke waha se jana ke baad main bhu ki taraf muda, wo apne sar chhat ki taraf kiye hue hanf raa tha....
"kyun beta, kya haal hai...maza aaya.."
"bahut maza aaya, dobara karne ka man raha hai...."
"jab se college me aaya hu, sala sab maar ke chale jate hai, ab deepika mam ko hee le le, aaj lab me sali ne mera hath chut se hee touch karwa diya...."
"kya...."usne jaise hee ye suna uski sari thakan door ho gayi aur wo mere pass aakar bola"deepika mam ke bahut charche hai college me ,jara sambhal kar...ek baar jisko tad leti hai, use chodkar sorry usse chudwakar hee dam leti hai....sali caracterless hai..."
"tujhe kaise pata..."
"mera ek dost 2nd year me hai, usi ne bataya deepika ke jalwe ke baare me,
usne ye bhi bataya ki isi vajah se usko last year college se nikalne bhi wale the...lekin phhir hod aur uske beech .....lekin tu fikar mat kar, tujhe wo chhod degi..."
"aise kaise chhod degi..."
"tere me wo baat hee nahi hai, wo unhi ladko ke sath setting karti hai jo handsome ho..."
"sala khud to bawarchi lagta hai aur mujhe bol raha hai, chal bhag yaha se..."
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nice update ..dipika mam ke baare me sunkar jhatka laga thoda ..ki wo poore college me famous hai .

 

[Yug Purush]

nice update ..esha pe dil aa gaya armaan ka aise lagta hai ..aur arun achche dost ki tarah uski madad bhi kar raha hai ..

Esha ke chakkar me kya kya kand honge

Bhai ju sache reader ho jo 7-8 saal purani story pe bhi reboo de rhe ho chalo isi bahane mujhe bhi thoda bahut yad aa jayega

 

[Yug Purush]

Sala fir se sari item yad aa rahi hai...