UPDATE 28
Rajmah chawal ready the aur dining table pe rakhe ja chuke the.
Dono aakar baith gaye aur khana shuru kiya.
rohit….Khana banane mein tum apni didi ki tarah hi expert ho.
Bahut delicious bane hain rajmah.
Neha….Aap to har wakt bina wajah meri tarif karte rehte ho jijaji.
Mera didi se kya mukabla.
Rohit….Arey kisi ka kisi se koi mukabla thode kar raha hun.
Tumhari didi ka to jawab hi nahi. Main bol raha hun tum bhi kisi se kam nahi ho.
Neha...Thanks jijaji.. Waise aajkal kafi tarif ho rahi hai meri.
Rohit....Aisi waisi koi baat nahi hai saali sahiba. Aapne hi khuli offer di hai.
Jo chahiye khul ke maang lo to wo to main maang lunga uske liye mujhe
tarif karne ki kya jarurat hai...rohit aankh maar deta hai.
Neha….. Hanste hue….aap ho bahut kamal jiajaji. Really you are very different and sweet.
Rohit….Akhir jija kiska hun...wo bhi hansne lagta hai.
Neha… tarif...achha ab aap khana kha lo thanda ho raha hai.
Un dono ne khana khatam kiya. Neha ne aaj kuchh sweet dish
mein halwa bhi banaya tha. Shweta use jaate wakt bata ke gayi thi ke rohit
ko sweet dish kafi pasand hai to ek do din baad bana diya karna.
Isiliye neha ne aaj socha ke kyun na aaj sweet dish bana ke jijaji ka
mood bhi thik kar diya jaye. Fir wo kamre mein jaati hai.
Neha….Jijaji garam garam halwa. Tantanan.
Rohit….arey wah hamari saali ko to hamari pasand ka bhi pata chal gaya.
Neha....saali ko nahi gharwali ko pata hai. Didi mujhe jaate jaate bata ke chali gayi thi.
Rohit….Uski baat hi alag hai Neha. She is really a perfect wife.
Neha.....Arey wah ab wife hi sab kuchh ho gayi.
Yeh saali jo itne dino se itna kuchh kar rahi hai aapke liye wo kuchh nahi,
Rohit....tum bhi ajib ho. Kisi bhi baat pe nahi aane deti mujhe.
Hamesha meri tang khinchti rehti ho.
Neha...Tang khinchi kahan hai jijaji agar khinchi to aapko bahut maza aayega.
Aur hansne lagti hai.
Rohit bhi baat samajh mein samajh aane par hansne lagta hai.
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Rahul Vidhi ke room mein jaata hai aur. Wo doosri taraf muh karke leti hui thi.
Wo uske paas jakar baith jata hai aur uska naam pukarta hai.
Lekin wo koi pratikriya nahi dikhati.
Fir wo uska kandha pakad ke uska muh apni taraf ghumata hai.
Halanki wo ekdam akdi hui thi par rahul ke balisht sharir ke samne uski kya chalne wali thi.
Wo use apni taraf karke muskurata hai. Wo nakhre wala muh bana leti hai.
Rahul….Sorry Vidhi tumhe chidhane ke liye. Arey teri hi to shadi hai agar
tum hi ruth gayi to hame itna kuchh kahan se khane ko milega.
Vidhi…jao yahan se. Bada mazak uda rahe the mera. Ab kya lene aaye ho yahan.
Rahul...masti mein...waise gana tumne perfect chuna tha,
Vidhi use marne lagti hai. Rahul use hansane ke liye use
gudgudi nikalne lag jaata hai. Wo jor jor se hansne lagti hai.
Rahul...waise wo jo tumse karne ko kaha wo to aise hi tha.
asli chij to main sabke saamne maang hi nahi paya.
Vidhi….gussa dikhate hue….waise kya mangne wale the tum.
Rahul….chodo bhi tum dar jaogi...tumhari chuuu…
Vidhi….kya chuuu...khulke bolo na juban ko lakwa maar gya kya
Rahul… arey tumhari chudiyan…
Vidhi….kyun tum chudiyan pehanne lage ho kya. Waise tum ho hi is kabil.
Rahul...main apne liye nahi. Didi ki yellow sari ke liye matching
chudiyan hain tumhare pass. Wahi mangne wala tha.
Vidhi...main tumhari shweta didi jaisi sharif nahi hun.
Jo tumhare kuchh bhi kehne par maan jaungi.
Main kheli khai ladki hun. Mujhe pata hai tumhare “chu” ka matlab kya tha,
Rahul...hanste hue...kya matlab tha jara mujhe bhi batao na.
Vidhi...ankhen tarerte hue...shadi se pehle to bata hi dungi.
Chinta na karo.
Rahul hansne lagta hai aur wahan se uth ke jaane lagta hai.
Vidhi uska hath pakad ke bithati hai aur use bolti hai.
Vidhi….main tumhari kisi bhi baat pe naraj nahi hun.
Shadi mein hansi majak to chalta hi rehta hai. Aur ham log youngsters hain
to yeh majak kayi baar had se aage bhi badh sakta hai.
Main ek bahut bade city mein rehti hun jahan itna khulapan hai
ke ab mujhe aise chhote mote majak se koi preshani nahi hoti.
Isliye tum yeh kuchh din jo yahan ho bindas aur tension free hokar gujaro.
Kisi koi manane ki jarurat nahi hai koi tumse nahi ruthne wala yahan.
Dono muskurane lagte hain. Rahul ke man mein thoda tha ke vidhi naraj hai.
Uska wo bhram door ho gaya tha. Fir vidhi uska hath pakad ke bahar aa jati
hai aur wo log wahan jaane lagte hain jahan sab log baithe the.
To raste mein vidhi use bas itna bolti hai.
Vidhi...waise mujhe pata hai tumhari “chu” ka matlab. Bas meri is baat ka
ab koi reply na dena. Itna kehke wo uski taraf dekh ke muskura deti hai.
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