Chaudveen Qist
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pahle jab tak ammi jan mere karib rahti thi. meri deewani ban raha karti thi. aaj pahli bar mai ammi jan ki zulfon ka aseer hua khud ko, halat ko puri tarah se bhul gaya tha. ek baar ammi jan ke sath maze, dusri baar ammi jan ki nangi phuddi ke sath upar let der tak masti aur pyaar bhari baaten karta raha tha.
ammi jan ka khila khila chahra dekh, unki baaten sunkar mai khud ko bhul gaya tha. jo hua tha. bohut galat hua tha. lekin tab ahsas ek bar firse mar gaya tha. ammi jan ki phuddi mein mani nikli to mere hosh wapis laut aaye the. aur mai pagal sa hota hua ghar se nikal bhaga tha. aur jaan dene ja rha tha. lekin ammi jan ka soch kar wapis bhaga tha.. fir ammi jan ki phuddi par chhuri aur baten ke lamhat ne mujhe kahin ka nahi chhoda tha.
aahh mai bina kisi attraction ke bahak gya tha. ek bar nahi, do do bar. ab firse dil mein dard aur guilt bhare ne laga.. firse bike speed pakadne lagi.. lekin khatarnak had tak nahi
gussa badhta hi chala gaya.. mai saahil par ja pohncha. mere mobile ki ring bar bar ho rahi thi. tang aa kar jo mobile nikal kar hath mein tham dekha to leleti ka number dekh mera para chadhne laga. saali ye bhi to shahid hi thi.. shahid ne mere liye sab ko out of control kar dia tha. aur leleti aur cele dono mujhse chud kar mere khud par se control chheen gai thi..
maine call pick nahi ki.. wo bar bar karti rahi. fir mai call katne laga.. uske bad to leleti shayad pareshan ho gai. ring par ring karne lagi.. akhir maine mobile hi off kar dia
ammi jan ki kashmakash aur dil, dimag ki jung ke baare mein bhi sochta ja raha tha.. par koi bhi solution samjh mein nahi aa rha tha. ye to abhi shuruaat thi. kyaa pata, bad mein ammi jan bar bar dimaag par buri tarah se tootne lagen. aisa hua to ammi jan khud ko... aahh soch kar hi dimag ka fuse udne lagta tha..
yahan mera ye haal tha. mai beta tha. aru ammi jaan to fir bhi maa thi. beta besahram ho sakta ha. maaen to sharam ki deviyan hoti hain.. kabhi to zameer ki adalat mein faisla dimag ke haq mein dia ja sakta ha. aisa hoa to sivaye tabahi aur barbadi k kuch hath nahi aayega
sham se pahle mai ghar laut aaya.. wahan maine ammi jan se fasla banaya to pahle to ammi jan mujhe chaunk kar dekhne lagi. fir samjh gai. aur mujhe pareshan nahi kia. is baar ammi jan mujhse doori banate hue kuch serious thi. par dukhi nahi thi..
agle do din tak maine number hi onn nahi kia.. leleti aur cele se mila nahi. wo bhi mujhe kahin nahi dikhi ya mili...
teesre din jab mai college se wapis laut raha tha.. mujhe leleti ka ek kala jinn mila
woh -- aap ne apna number kyun band kar rakh hai.. moshe(leleti ko respect dete hue moshe kahte the sab) aap ke liye bohut zayada pareshan hain
mai chid gaya -- pareshan hain to mujhe kyaaa.. jao tum
aur woh chaunk kar mujhe dekhne laga. fir uske gali ki ragen tanne lagi.. uski ankhon mein ghusa ubharne laga. ye dekh mai samjh gaya. apni moshe ke liye woh aise alfaz kabhi nahi sun sakta. akhir uska ghulam jo tha..
mai khud par jabar karta hua, uske gusse ko dekh narmi se bola -- tum jaao. mai aaj aata hon kothi!..
wo sakhti se bola -- aa jaana. nahi to mai aap ke ghr aa jaaunga..
aur main bass usay ghoor kar rah gaya. wo chala gaya to mai footpath par dekhne laga. kuch fasle par kuch larke larkiyan hairat se mujhe aur kaale pahad ko dekhti ja rahi thi.
mai sab ko nazar andaz karta hua kick maar motorcycle start karta hau wahan se nikal pada
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kothi pohcha to mera mood sakht off tha. leleti tezi se mere pass aai aur mere dono hath thaam kar boli
leleti mere liye firk se boli -- kyaa baat hai hamza..tumne ek dum se mujhe nazar andaz kyun karna shuru kar dia. kyaa mujhse koi galati hui hai.
mai -- nahi galti tumse nahi hui ha. mujhse hui hai..
leleti mere lahje par mujhe chaunk kar dekhne lagi -- zarur tumhare sath koi matter hai..
mai -- ho bhi to tumhe kyaaa
aur leleti ki ankhon mein meri baat par dukh ki parchaaee dikhi. uske hath dheele pade. lekin leleti ne mere hath nahi chhode
leleti -- bina kuch bataye tum youn mujhe zaleel nahi kar sakte ho hamza.. mai tumhari dost hon.
mai -- dost!..
mere lahje mei zeher utar aaya tha. ye pichhle adhai dino se ikatha hota ja raha tha.. ammi jan ke dil aur dimag ki ladai ka koi bhi solution mujhe soojh nahi paya tha..
mai -- dost!.. aag lag gai hai meri zindagi mein. jab se tum mili ho.. sab galat hone laga ha. pahle mai khud ko sambhal lia karta tha. lekin tumhare mil jaane se mera khud par control chhootne laga hai... life style badalne laga hai..
leleti pahle meri baat sun apne lab bhench gai thi. cele bhi preshan si hokar karib aa khadi hui thi.. akhri baat par leleti ne sukh ki saans li
leleti -- matlab tum apne badle life style se pareshan ho
mai -- aur bhi bohut kuch badal chuka ha leleti. sukh tak door ho chuka ha mujhse.. nind nahi aati raat bhar ab mujhe... ghutan si badhti chali ja rahi hai.. aur ye ghutan jald hi meri jan le legi
aur leleti ke sath sath cele dono preshan ho gai
leleti ki ankhon mein mere liye gahre dard ki parchhaaee mujhe dikh gai
leleti -- doston se milkar kabhi ghutan nahi badhti hai hamza.. sukh chhinta nahi hai.. sukh badh jaya karta hai.. nind bhi jaldi aa jaya karti hai.. kyunkeh koi bhi uljhan dimag mein baki nahi rahti. kyaa maine tumse apni hawas puri ki.. kyaa meri dosti mera pyaar tumhe sab freb laga.
dil kia kahun -- haan aisa hi hai.
lekin yahan mai bass ek gahri sans leke rah gaya. leleti ko aisa bol kar zaleel nahi kar sakta tha.
mai apne hont bhench usse hath chhudwa kar sofe par ja betha..
mai -- cele sharab pilaao mujhe
aur cele bhaag kar ek bottle aur glass utha laai. sharab ke khatam hone tak sab khamosh rahe.
fir leleti boli -- ab batao.. kis baat ke chalte tum itne upset ho
mai -- wo mai tumhe nahi bata sakte hon leleti..
leleti mujhe ghoorne lagi -- kyaa ab bhi nahi bataoge tum hamza. hum sabse badi kasam kha chuki ha.. aisi kasam jise agar hum kabhi galti se bhi tod den to khud apne hathun se apni gardan utaar kar phenk den
mai -- tum kuch bhi kaho leleti.. lekin mai tumhe kuch nahi bata sakta
leleti mujhe ghoorti rahi.. fir boli -- kyaa tumhari pareshani, tumhari ghutan, raton ki nind ka ud jana, sab tumhari attraction ki waja se hai.
mai bass usay dekh kar hi rah gaya. wo samjh gai
leleti -- kyaa attraction ke chalte tumhari present tension kisi family person ko le ke ha
aur mai ek jhatke uth khada hua.. leleti tez larki thi. sab samjh gai thi
ab ke mai usay ghuse se ghoorne laga
wo mera gussa badhati hui boli -- ghar mein tum aur tumhari ammi jan--
mai badi furti se leleti ki gardan pakad gusse se bol pada -- basssssssss.. isse aage mat bolna tum..
leleti ki ankhon mein chamak ubhri.. aur mera hath uski gardan par sust padta hua neeche latak gaya. mai bebas aur lachar insan ki tarah wapis se sofe par beth gaya..
leleti mere sath lag kar gai thi. cele mere dusri side beth gai.