Satarhveen Qist
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main wahin chair par beth wait karne laga. ab to koi aata tabhi door khulne wala ha. ye badi ajib baat thi. lekin mujhe ammi jan ke aise mujhe kamre mein band kar ke chale jaane se bada maza aa raha tha. bar bar mai door ko dekh muskurane lagta tha.
adhe ghante se upar time hua to gatebell bajne ki awaz sun mai samjh gaya. abba aa gaye hain.. wahi hua, abba hi the.. abba ki khushi bhari awaz sunaai di thi.. mer aane ki baat sunkar woh daude chale aaye the..
ammi jan -- maine hammu ko kamre mein band kar rakha hai
abba zarur pahle sunkar hairat mein pad gaye honge. fir hasne ki sunai mujhe sunai di
fir kamre ke door ke bahar ki kundi khulne ki awaz sun mai darwaze ke pass khada ho gyaa
darwaza khula aur abba ka chahra mera saamne aa gaya. abba mujhe aur main abba ko dekh khil uthe.. fir hum dono gale lag gaye
abba mujhe hairat se chhoo chhoo kar dekhne lage
abba -- hammy yaar tum to bade sakht jaan bankar aaye ho.
ammi jan thodi sharma kar boli -- hammu aur bhi bohut kuch bankar aaya ha.. ye badtameez bankar aaya hai.. aate hi isne shammu ka poochha..
ammi jan sharmane lagi --- mujhse poochha ye kon hai.. maine kah dia tumhara bhai.. kameene mujhe chhedne laga
aur abba has pade.. mai ammi jan ko dekh hairan hua.. abba ke saamne bada kamyab drama kar rahi thi ammi jan. sach much aise sharma rahi thi. jaise jawan bete ke hote hue maa ek bete ko janam dene ke bad sharma jaya karti ha
fir mujhe dekh ek ankh maar gai
mai abba ko dekh bola -- abba aap to aaj bhi jawan hain.. mujhe to pata hi nahi tha.. waise jawani ki gur kuch mujhe bhi bata dijiye.. mujhe aap se zayada zarurat hai.. aap ne to sare maze loot liye.. ab meri bari hai
abba zor se hs pade the.. pahli bar main abba se aise khul kar bat kar raha tha. aur ammi jan sharmane mein oscar win karti wahan se bhag gai.. aur abba aur bhi zor se has pade
fir mere kandhe par hath maarte hue bole -- meri to khair hai hammu.. apni ammi jan ka kuch khayal kar lia karo.. pichhle kai mahino se sab ne hi uski nak mein dum kar rakha hai..
ab mai thoda hairan hota hau bola -- aap ne bhi mujhe hammu kaha abba
abba ke bolne se pahle bahar kahin khadi ammi jan bol padi -- sab mujhe copy krne lage hain.. main tujhe hammu kahne lagi. sab ko hammu pasnd aaya. ab teri bahne bhi tujhe hammu hi kahti han
mai -- aur shammu ki kyaa kahani hai
ammi jan sharmane ki acting karte hue chup kar gai. abba firse has pade
uske bad hum dono beth gaye.. aur abba mujhse africa ke baare mein baten karne lage. main sab batata chala gya.. abba hairan hokar sunte ja rahe the.. ammi jan bhi mere liye aur abba ke liye sharbat le ai thi. shammu ko bhi ammi jan le aai thi. ab wo meri god mein tha..
firse doorbell baji to ammi jan boli -- le teri koi bahan aa gai.. ab dekhna mela lag jaayega
aur ammi jan chali gai.. bhagte kadmon ki awaz ke sath bolne ki awaz sunaai di --- kahan hai hammu
ye meri baji sadaf thi... sath unka shohar raheel tha..
ammi jan ne kamre ka ishara kia. to bhag kar andr aai.. rone lagi thi sadaf baji
darwaze par aai. aur mujhe dekh thithak gai.. main shammu abba ki god mein de gaya
fir khada hua aur baahen phela gaya.. aur udti hui meri baahun mein aa samai.. aur zor zor se rone lagi.. raheel karib aa kar mujhe hairat se dekhne laga
raheel -- saale saab tum to sare hi badal kar aaye ho..
sadaf roti hui mujhe dekh boli -- mera hammu sach mein bohut badal kar aaya hai.. kitna aur bhi pyara hokar aya hai
raheel -- chal ab peeche hato.. mujhe bhi mere saale se milne do
mai -- mujhe gali to na do raheel bhai
aur sadaf abba aur raheel teeno has pade..
sadaf -- mera dil nahi bhara hai. lekin mai firse milungi
sadaf alag hui aur raheel mujhe apne seene se lagaye kassne laga
mai --- aap ki hi koi haddi pasli toot jaayegi raheel bhai
raheel -- wahi check kar rha tha.. tum to pathar ban kar aaye ho. itne kam time mein itna sakht jism.. hairat ha. gym jane se bhi itne waqt mein aisa sakht jism nahi banta
sadaf khushi aur naz se boli -- mera hammy special hai na isliye
aur raheel sir kham karte hue bole --- mai to joru ka ghulam hon!..
aur hum sab has pade... abhi sahi se milna hua bhi nahi tha..
firse doorbell banje lagi..
ammi jan -- lagta hai mujhe kuch time ke liye chaukeedar banna padega
aur sab firse has pade..
raheel -- ammi jan aap rukiye.. main jata hon
is baar aane wali sabse badi baji farida thi.. wo apni ek nanad ke sath aai thi aate hi woh bhi sadaf baji ke jaise chuank kar mujhe dekhne lagi. ek pal ke liye wo mujhe pahchan nahi saki thi
fir pahchante hi bhaag kar mere chaude seene mein sama gai. aur rone lagi. farida baji ki nanad mujhe hairat aur ankhon mein tez chamak ke sath dekhne lagi. gayi ye bhi...... bina palken jhapkaye mujhe dekhti ja rahi thi
farida -- mera hammu.. tu kitne time bad lauta hai.. kitna tadpi mai tere liye
mai - janta hon baji.. aap to meri baji hi nahi meri maa bhi ho
aur fakhar ke sath boli -- haan hammu.. maine tujhe maa bankar bhi pala hai. tere liye kai raaten mai jagi hon
mai -- aur mujhe hamesha fakhar rahega is baat par
fir mere gal par hath fer boli - tere gaal aur jism ki saari skin kaisi purkashish ho gai hai hammu.. dil hi nahi bhar rha hai. dil chah raha ha. tujhe dekhti hi rahun
mai farida baji ki nanad ko dekh kar bola -- aap ki nanad se mil loon.. fir dekh lejiyega
mai farida baji ko side kar ek naughty smile ke sath baji ki nanad irum ko dekh dono bahen phela gaya. aur sharma se peeth karke khadi ho gai.
aur hum sab hasne lage..
raheel -- irum. hammu se nahi milna to mujhse mil lo
irum sharmeeli larki thi -- raheel bhai... mai aap se naraz ho jaaungi. agar aap ne firse aisi koi baat ki to
thodi der chhed chhad hui. fir irum se maine hath milaya. wo mere gale nahi lagi thi..
fir wahida baji aur misbah baji aai.. wo bhi mere gale lag rone lagi. mujhe dekh hairan aur khush hone lagi. meri skin baare har ek baat karti rahi thi
misbah baji thodi mazhabi type thi.. wo zayada der mere gale se nahi lagi.. bass mere seene par sir aur dono hath rakh sisak padi thi.
ammi jan ke mobile ki ring hui
ammi jan mujhe mobile deti hui boli -- le apni kashaf baji se baat kar
maine mobile kan se lagaya aur "hello" kaha hi tha
kashaf roti hui boli -- kyun mujhe itni door biyah dia hammu.... main kaise itni jaldi pohnchu tere pass...
aur main kashaf baji ke apne liye pyaar par emotional ho gaya
mai -- aaj aa jaao baji.. aur main aap ko jane nahi dunga.. aap aur farhan bhaiya ab karachi mein rahenge.. wahan sab ko bhi sath leti aai aap.. yahan main farhan bhaiya ke liye karobar bhi set kr dunga... aur ghar bhi le dunga.. ab hammu gaya guzra nahi raha... apni kashaf baji ke liye har khushi kharid sakta hai
udhar kashaf baji aur yahan sab ke moh hairat se khul gaye the.. ammi jan kuch kuch smajh gai thi. lekin woh kuch boli nahi... unki ankhen chamak uthi thi
kashaf roti hui boli -- mazak mat karo hammu.. pahle hi main itni door rah kar tumhare liye, sab ke liye badi dukhi hon
mai -- kyun farhan bhaiya aap ko sukh nahi dete hain
tabhi farhan bhaiya ki awaz sunaai di -- aisi baat nahi ha hammu.. main to har roz hi ise sukh deta rahta hai.. abhi pichhle hi mahine to ise beti di hai.. aur ye hai keh
aur mere kaan ye sunkar khushi se jhunjhunaa uthe
mai -- kyaaaaaaaaaa??... farhan bhaiya ap sach kah rahe ho
farhan hasta hau bola -- kyaa tumhe apne bahnoi ki baat pr koi shak hai
aur ammi jan ko dekh kar bola -- kashaf baji ki beti bhi ho gai ammi jan
aur ammi jan smile karne lagi
kashaf baji sharam se boli -- m- main wahi aa kar baat karungi hammu tumse
aur farhan bhai zor se has pade
kuch der unse baat hui. aur maine kah dia.. mai sach mein yahan unke liye rahne aur karobar ka pura setup ready ha
unho ne ghar walun se salah ke liye bol dia.. itni jaldi to sab ho nahi sakta tha. fir bhi humse milne liye woh nikalne ki tayari mein lag gaye the.
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kashaf raat 10 baje tak pohnchne wali thi. tab tak sab mujhe gher kar beth gai thi... khane khane ke liye ammi aur shammu ke liye abba ne ek naukrani rakh li thi.. aaj woh chhutti par thi. sabne khana banane se inkaar kar dia tha. kashaf aur farhan ke aane ke bad order karne ka irada tha.
sab mujhse africa ke kisse sun rahe the. aur mai bade sansani khen andaz mein sunata ja raha tha.. sab ki ankhen hairat darr khauf se phelti chali gai thi..
meri kahani itni jaldi khatam hone wali nahi thi.. abba ka phone aaya to abba uth kar kamre se nikal gaye the. mujhe peshab aaya to main "abhi aaya" bol kar kamre se nikal pada
bathroom ke pass pohncha to abba sahan mein mobile par baat karte dikhe. abba dhime sur mein baat kar rahe the. mai bathroom mein qadam rakh chuka tha. lekin fir mere kan mein ek lafz pada.."tum samjhti kyun nahi ho yaaar"
aur mere kan khade ho gaye.. jitni door abba the.. utni door se bathroom tak awaz sunaai nahi de sakti thi. lekin africa mein rahte hue mere kaan bade hassas ho gaye the.. main thode fasle tak bhi sun leta tha..
abba ke moh se nikalta ek ek lafz mere kan tak pohnch raha tha.. mai bathroom mein ghus kar darwaze ko band karta abba ki taraf dhayan de gaya
mai hairan tha.. abba kisi larki ko yaar kah raha tha
abba -- nahi.. aaj hammu ghar lauta ha.. aaj mai nahi aa sakta. aj iron store bhi shahbaz ke hawale kar aaya hon.. aaj mera aana mushkil hoga.
fir abba kuch sunnne lge dusri side se
fir bole -- meri beti ko mere naam ki kiss karo.. usay nind aa jaayegi.................. achha achha koshish karunga....wada nahi karta....... haan.. wada kia tha aaj raat ka..... mai bhi bechain rahunga yahan.... koi nahi kal... aur parson do raaten apni chand ki biwi ke naam.. hahaha
aur mere kaanon se dhuan nikalne laga...
ye kya sunne ko mil gaya.. abba ki biwi aur beti.... oohhh iska matlab abba jo raaten ghar se bahar rahte to apni dusri biwi ke pass jaya karte the..
aur mujhe pata nahi kyun abba ki dusri biwi ka sunkar gussa aane laga. abba ne ammi jan ke sath fraud kia tha....
peshab tez hone lga.. mai lund nikal kar mootne laga.. lekin dhaar dheeli hi rahi.. dhayan abba ki orr abba ki baaton ki orr tha...