Captain Jack Sparrow
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sabhi phir se hall me ajate hain game khelne ke liye , varsha jameen pe ek chadar
bichane lagti hai bethne ke liye aur phir raaz ek bottle leke ajata hai game ke liye ,
sabhi taiyar hoke beth jate hain
deva - abb to maza anewala hai ish game me
jagu - haan yaar sahi kaha tune bohut din baad ye game khelne wale hain to maza
ayega hii
raaz - doston are u ready kyunke me abb ye bottle ghumane wala hun , phir sab
ikathe haan kehte hain hannnnnnn , ushke baad raaz bottle ko jameen pe rakhke
ghuma deta hai aur bottle bohut zoron se ghumne lagta hai aur phir bottle slow
honi lagti hai aur phir slow hote hote bottle ka muhn sidhe sangeeta ke samne rukk
jati hai aur sabhi sangeeta ko kehte hain truth or dare
sangeeta - kuch sochne ke baad , i select truth me sach kehna chahungi
phir sab apas me kuch baat karte hain aur jagu ko age kar dete hain jagu - to sangeeta tum ye batao kii tum mujhse pyar kyun karti ho? sangeeta - jagu sayed tumhe yaad nahin hoga par mujhe achi tarah se yaad hai wo din jish din mene pehli baar tumhe dekha tha hamare collage life ka pehla din tha wo first year ka first day aur ush din jab me collage me ghusi to collage ke kuch se- nior ladkiyon ne meri ragging lii thi aur mera bohut mazak udaya tha meri badsurati ka aur phir wo sabhi mere kitabon ko jameen par patak ke wahan se chale gaye unke janeke baad me rone lagi thi aur me roti roti apni kitaben utha rahi thi lekin koi bhi age nahin badha meri madad karne ke liye ya mujhe dilasa dene ke liye sayed meri badsurati ke wajah se lekin ush pal ek ladke ne akar meri madad kiya kitaben uthane me aur kitaben uthane ke baad ushne mujhe kaha kii dekho aishe roya mat karo itni jaldi agar himmat haar jaogi to kese chalega age to abhi tumhe bohut kuch sehna hai aur sabse datt ke mukabla bhi karna hai mujhe hii dekhlo meri aur mere sabse do ache doston kii bhi jamke aaj ragging lii gayi hai par hum teeno bilkul bhi pareshan nahin hai kyunkii ye roj roj nahin hoga sirf ek baar hoga aur wo ho chuka hai aab tum bina tains hoke apne class jao aur apne padhai me man lagao ye bolkar wo ladka wahan se chala to gaya lekin jate jate ush ladke ne mera dil chura liya tha aur wo koi aur nahin the wo tum the jagu aur ushi din se me tumhe pyar karne lagi thi aur aaj bhi karti hun aur marte dum takk karti rahungi itna bolne ke baad sangeeta chup hogayi ushke ankhon se asu achuke the jagu ke bhi anken nam ho chuke the jagu age badhata hai aur sangeeta ko gale laga deta hai
jagu - sangeeta mujhe pata nahin tha kii tum mujhe itna pyar karti ho yaar me bohut naseeb wala hun jo mujhe tum mili me tumse wada karta hun sangeeta me bhi marte dum takk tumse hii pyar karunga jagu aur sangeeta dono ek dushre me kho chuke the kii tabhi taliyon kii gunj se unhe hosh atta hai jish se sangeeta sharma jati hai aur saniya ke add leke apna sir chupa leti hai aur ye dekh sabhi hassne lagte hain deva - jiyo mere lal , jagu uncle tu sach much me bohut lucky hai yaar jo tujhe sangeeta bhabhi mili aab tum dono ek dushre se ashe hii pyar karte rehna aur agar koi pareshani atti hai to apna agni hai na sab sambhal lega kyun agni hai naa agni - abbe sale me kya tum logon ka pareshani sambhalne wala ayaa hun jo tum dono kii har pareshani ko sambhalta phirun deva & jagu - abbe haan sale tu hum dono ka fire brigade hii to hai agar humari jindagi me kahin bhi aag lagti hai to hume agar kisi kii yaad atti hai to wo tu hii hai yaar aur tu hii to hai jo hum dono ke jindagi ke har pareshani ko dur karta phirta hai agni - abbe salon sudhar jao aur apne pareshaniyon se khudh ladhna sikhlo kya pata kii kahin kisii bhi waqt meri acanak mout hojae tabb kya karoge tum dono
deva & jagu - abbe ye baat tune aaj kehdiya hai agar dubara bolana to kasam khate hain agli baar hum dono hii tujhe maar dalenge aur sun tujhe kuch hone se pehle hum dono pure duniya ko aag laga denge yaar par tere upar ek anch bhi ane nahin denge agni - abbe yaar shant hojao , yaar me to basss mazak kar raha tha yaar deva - abbe tu mazak kar raha tha hum dono kii yahan tere ish baat se jaan atak gayi hai aur sale tu hass raha hai jagu - haan be tujhe patta hai na kii hum sab ne pehle hii shri ko kho chuke hain ish liye aab tu ye manhush baten hamare sath matt kiya karr yaar , tere marne ke khayal se hii hum dono darr ke mare kamp uthe the yaar raaz - agni u r very lucky man kii tujhe deva aur jagu jese jaan chidakne wale do dost mile hain jo tere liye kuch bhi karne se piche nahin hatenge agni - i know raaz varsha - hai guys aab game ko phirse start karte hain , aur phir bottle ko phirse ghu- maya jata hai aur bottle ka muhn jake deva ke samne rukta hai
raaz - to deva truth or dare? deva - dare saniya - me kuch karne ko kahungi jo tumhe karna padega dev babu deva - ye kuch suna suna sa lagta hai jagu - abbe kya suna suna sa lagta hai be deva - abe yahi dev babu , mujhe lagta hai yaar jagu kii koi aur bhi mujhe ishi tarah bulaya karta tha jagu - abbe ullu gadhe kya tujhe yaad nahin hai kii tujhe ish naam se aur koi nahin balki prof - mishra hii bulaya karta tha deva - abbe haan be aab mujhe yaad aya par saniya darling tum mujhe ish naam se naa hii bulao to acha rahega kyunke ish naam ko sunke mujhe wo sala prof - mishra yaad ajata hai saniya - acha to ye baat hai deva darling par jo me tumhe task dene wali hun dare
ke liye wo tumhe prof - mishra kii aur bhi yaad dilaega deva - aisha koun sa task dene wali ho yaar jo mujhe ush prof kii yaad dilaega kahin tum mujhe bench pe khade hone ko to nahin bologi , ye bolke deva hassne lagta hai saniya - nahin deva darling wo wala task nahin tumhara task ye hai kii tumhe cigaret pini hogi aur wo bhi ulte tarike se , suna hai tum ishme bohut mahir ho ish- liye hum bhi to dekhen tumhari ish kala ko deva ka task sunke jagu aur agni bohut joron se hassne lagte hain aur unki dekha dekhi sabhi hassne lagte hain deva - abbe salon tum dono yahan hass rahe ho aur yahan pe meri halat patli horahi hai agni & jagu - yaar deva haan haan hum dono bhi tere ish kala ko dekhna chahenge jish me tune maharath hasil karliya hai deva - abbe band karobe apni bakwass mujhe bachane ke wajah tum dono mujhe aur fasa rahe ho salon , saniya dear meri baat suno tumko koi galat fehmi hui hai yaar me ish kala me bilkul bhi mahir nahin hun me bilkul anadi hun ish kala me
saniya - par deva darling mene to suna tha kii tum ish anadaj me cigaret pine me bohut mahir ho deva - meri baat ka yakin karo saniya dear me bilkul mahir nahin hun ish kala me mujhe lagta hai kii koi mujh jese ek shant , saral aur jalebi jese sidhe insaan ko bad- naam karne kii sajish rach raha hai deva ke muhn se apne liye shant saral aur jalebi jesa sidha shabd sunke sabhi jor jor se hassne lagte hain saniya bhi bohut joron se hassne lagti hai saniya - sorry deva darling par task to diya jaa chuka hai aur ye tumhe karna hii padega aur agar naa kar sake to tumhe punishment milegi ___________________________
sabhi phir se hall me ajate hain game khelne ke liye , varsha jameen pe ek chadar
bichane lagti hai bethne ke liye aur phir raaz ek bottle leke ajata hai game ke liye ,
sabhi taiyar hoke beth jate hain
deva - abb to maza anewala hai ish game me
jagu - haan yaar sahi kaha tune bohut din baad ye game khelne wale hain to maza
ayega hii
raaz - doston are u ready kyunke me abb ye bottle ghumane wala hun , phir sab
ikathe haan kehte hain hannnnnnn , ushke baad raaz bottle ko jameen pe rakhke
ghuma deta hai aur bottle bohut zoron se ghumne lagta hai aur phir bottle slow
honi lagti hai aur phir slow hote hote bottle ka muhn sidhe sangeeta ke samne rukk
jati hai aur sabhi sangeeta ko kehte hain truth or dare
sangeeta - kuch sochne ke baad , i select truth me sach kehna chahungi
phir sab apas me kuch baat karte hain aur jagu ko age kar dete hain jagu - to sangeeta tum ye batao kii tum mujhse pyar kyun karti ho? sangeeta - jagu sayed tumhe yaad nahin hoga par mujhe achi tarah se yaad hai wo din jish din mene pehli baar tumhe dekha tha hamare collage life ka pehla din tha wo first year ka first day aur ush din jab me collage me ghusi to collage ke kuch se- nior ladkiyon ne meri ragging lii thi aur mera bohut mazak udaya tha meri badsurati ka aur phir wo sabhi mere kitabon ko jameen par patak ke wahan se chale gaye unke janeke baad me rone lagi thi aur me roti roti apni kitaben utha rahi thi lekin koi bhi age nahin badha meri madad karne ke liye ya mujhe dilasa dene ke liye sayed meri badsurati ke wajah se lekin ush pal ek ladke ne akar meri madad kiya kitaben uthane me aur kitaben uthane ke baad ushne mujhe kaha kii dekho aishe roya mat karo itni jaldi agar himmat haar jaogi to kese chalega age to abhi tumhe bohut kuch sehna hai aur sabse datt ke mukabla bhi karna hai mujhe hii dekhlo meri aur mere sabse do ache doston kii bhi jamke aaj ragging lii gayi hai par hum teeno bilkul bhi pareshan nahin hai kyunkii ye roj roj nahin hoga sirf ek baar hoga aur wo ho chuka hai aab tum bina tains hoke apne class jao aur apne padhai me man lagao ye bolkar wo ladka wahan se chala to gaya lekin jate jate ush ladke ne mera dil chura liya tha aur wo koi aur nahin the wo tum the jagu aur ushi din se me tumhe pyar karne lagi thi aur aaj bhi karti hun aur marte dum takk karti rahungi itna bolne ke baad sangeeta chup hogayi ushke ankhon se asu achuke the jagu ke bhi anken nam ho chuke the jagu age badhata hai aur sangeeta ko gale laga deta hai
jagu - sangeeta mujhe pata nahin tha kii tum mujhe itna pyar karti ho yaar me bohut naseeb wala hun jo mujhe tum mili me tumse wada karta hun sangeeta me bhi marte dum takk tumse hii pyar karunga jagu aur sangeeta dono ek dushre me kho chuke the kii tabhi taliyon kii gunj se unhe hosh atta hai jish se sangeeta sharma jati hai aur saniya ke add leke apna sir chupa leti hai aur ye dekh sabhi hassne lagte hain deva - jiyo mere lal , jagu uncle tu sach much me bohut lucky hai yaar jo tujhe sangeeta bhabhi mili aab tum dono ek dushre se ashe hii pyar karte rehna aur agar koi pareshani atti hai to apna agni hai na sab sambhal lega kyun agni hai naa agni - abbe sale me kya tum logon ka pareshani sambhalne wala ayaa hun jo tum dono kii har pareshani ko sambhalta phirun deva & jagu - abbe haan sale tu hum dono ka fire brigade hii to hai agar humari jindagi me kahin bhi aag lagti hai to hume agar kisi kii yaad atti hai to wo tu hii hai yaar aur tu hii to hai jo hum dono ke jindagi ke har pareshani ko dur karta phirta hai agni - abbe salon sudhar jao aur apne pareshaniyon se khudh ladhna sikhlo kya pata kii kahin kisii bhi waqt meri acanak mout hojae tabb kya karoge tum dono
deva & jagu - abbe ye baat tune aaj kehdiya hai agar dubara bolana to kasam khate hain agli baar hum dono hii tujhe maar dalenge aur sun tujhe kuch hone se pehle hum dono pure duniya ko aag laga denge yaar par tere upar ek anch bhi ane nahin denge agni - abbe yaar shant hojao , yaar me to basss mazak kar raha tha yaar deva - abbe tu mazak kar raha tha hum dono kii yahan tere ish baat se jaan atak gayi hai aur sale tu hass raha hai jagu - haan be tujhe patta hai na kii hum sab ne pehle hii shri ko kho chuke hain ish liye aab tu ye manhush baten hamare sath matt kiya karr yaar , tere marne ke khayal se hii hum dono darr ke mare kamp uthe the yaar raaz - agni u r very lucky man kii tujhe deva aur jagu jese jaan chidakne wale do dost mile hain jo tere liye kuch bhi karne se piche nahin hatenge agni - i know raaz varsha - hai guys aab game ko phirse start karte hain , aur phir bottle ko phirse ghu- maya jata hai aur bottle ka muhn jake deva ke samne rukta hai
raaz - to deva truth or dare? deva - dare saniya - me kuch karne ko kahungi jo tumhe karna padega dev babu deva - ye kuch suna suna sa lagta hai jagu - abbe kya suna suna sa lagta hai be deva - abe yahi dev babu , mujhe lagta hai yaar jagu kii koi aur bhi mujhe ishi tarah bulaya karta tha jagu - abbe ullu gadhe kya tujhe yaad nahin hai kii tujhe ish naam se aur koi nahin balki prof - mishra hii bulaya karta tha deva - abbe haan be aab mujhe yaad aya par saniya darling tum mujhe ish naam se naa hii bulao to acha rahega kyunke ish naam ko sunke mujhe wo sala prof - mishra yaad ajata hai saniya - acha to ye baat hai deva darling par jo me tumhe task dene wali hun dare
ke liye wo tumhe prof - mishra kii aur bhi yaad dilaega deva - aisha koun sa task dene wali ho yaar jo mujhe ush prof kii yaad dilaega kahin tum mujhe bench pe khade hone ko to nahin bologi , ye bolke deva hassne lagta hai saniya - nahin deva darling wo wala task nahin tumhara task ye hai kii tumhe cigaret pini hogi aur wo bhi ulte tarike se , suna hai tum ishme bohut mahir ho ish- liye hum bhi to dekhen tumhari ish kala ko deva ka task sunke jagu aur agni bohut joron se hassne lagte hain aur unki dekha dekhi sabhi hassne lagte hain deva - abbe salon tum dono yahan hass rahe ho aur yahan pe meri halat patli horahi hai agni & jagu - yaar deva haan haan hum dono bhi tere ish kala ko dekhna chahenge jish me tune maharath hasil karliya hai deva - abbe band karobe apni bakwass mujhe bachane ke wajah tum dono mujhe aur fasa rahe ho salon , saniya dear meri baat suno tumko koi galat fehmi hui hai yaar me ish kala me bilkul bhi mahir nahin hun me bilkul anadi hun ish kala me
saniya - par deva darling mene to suna tha kii tum ish anadaj me cigaret pine me bohut mahir ho deva - meri baat ka yakin karo saniya dear me bilkul mahir nahin hun ish kala me mujhe lagta hai kii koi mujh jese ek shant , saral aur jalebi jese sidhe insaan ko bad- naam karne kii sajish rach raha hai deva ke muhn se apne liye shant saral aur jalebi jesa sidha shabd sunke sabhi jor jor se hassne lagte hain saniya bhi bohut joron se hassne lagti hai saniya - sorry deva darling par task to diya jaa chuka hai aur ye tumhe karna hii padega aur agar naa kar sake to tumhe punishment milegi ___________________________