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Adultery Alaadin ~ Naam to suna hoga (Re - loaded)
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Mai- ammi mai abe college ja raha hu....aani mai thodi der ho sakti hai.....tke hai
Hussana- Tke hai
Mai- Bye dadi
Nurjha- bayyyee betaa
Mai(mne mai)- Dadi bhudi to ho gae par bur to eski pass bhi hai....eska number bhi lagana padega...chlo phele college jate hai...aur vaha kesi nae bur ka jogade karte hai
Y sabe soch kar Mai college chla gaya .....jaha mera chodu doste mera intezzar kar raha tha
Mai- Aur bhai.....keski maa chod rahi ho
Sahil(hase kar)- Kesi ki nahi .....maine kabhi teri bina kise ki maa chodi hai jo abe chodu ga
Mai- Sahi hai....chle bhai canteen chle te hai....class mai to abhi time baaki hai
Sahil- Ek dum sahi hai chle...".phele pet puja ...phir bur khoja"
Y kah kar hme canteen ki aur chle deyi....vah pahoch kar
Mai(Sahil si)- Bhai yaha to ek si ek maal hai.....use laal dress walie ki dekh kya maste gaand hai...mne kar raha hai...abhi patake ki chode du
Sahil(Mujhes si)- Ha yaar .....tu gaan dekh mai to us kaali dress waali ki chuchiya dekh raha hu...ek dum pahade jesi hai.....saali ka jesme ek dum bhara bhara hai....mne kar raha hai....abhi gang bang kar de
Mai- Sahi hai....chle phele samosa khate hai...phire khele khilate hai
Sahil- Ha tke hai...chle use table par bhete thi hai
Mai- ha chle bhai
Sahil(khursi par beth kar)- Bhai vesi apne madame ji bhi ek dum maste hai
Mai- Aur tu to janta he hai....jo bhi maste hi...use bur fhadna meri leyi kitna must hai
Sahil- Janta hu....tujhe mujhe si jayada kon janta hai.....
Mai aur sahil apne baate kar hi rahi thi ki tabhi....canteen mai 5-6 ladke aae....aur ek table ko gher liya....y dekh kar sahil ka dhyaan vaha gaya aur vo bola
Sahil- Bhai vo dekh vaha kya ho raha hai.....Chle bhai dekh kai aate hai...aakhire majhara kya hai
Mai- Tke hai chle
Vaha pahoch kar....jo dekha vo dekh kar mera matha hi thanake gaya
Ladka1- Dekh thujhe si aakhri baar bol raha hu....ya to meri baate mane jha ....aur mujhesi nikha kar li......ya fhire anjaam ki leyi tayaar ho ga
Ladka2- Dekh bhai ki bate mane li....puri zindagi raj karegi
Ladka3- tu to khude par upar waali ki mahare samjhhe ki bhai nai thujhe chuna hai.....varna bhai ki
ek ishari par ...ladkiyo ki line khadi ho gae
Mai- Kyu dale ka kaam karta hai kya
Y sune vaha khadi sabhi bache hasni lagi
Ladka3- chhhhhhuuuuup....sabhi ek dum chuuuup......aur Kone bola bi....saamne aao varna uski maaa...........chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtkkkkk
Mai- Chup saali chuteyi teri maa ko chodu.....kya laga rakha hai tuni....bole...(ek muka mare kar) bole madarchode.....kya kaam hai....bhote charbi chade hai....bole....
Ladka2- Teri etni himate ruke abhi teri hekade likalete hai....MARO SAALE KO
Mai(chutki bja kar)- koe bhadwa backchodi nahi karega.....jo jaha hai vahi ruke jae varna aao gi to gaand hila kar aur jao gi gaande tudwakar samjhe
Ladka1- Abhi batate hai teri ko....sallaaaaaaaaaaaa
Mai(moka mare kar)- Abhi sala nahi jija bole madarchode.....teri bhen ko chodu....pata nahi bhen ko chodni wala tera jija hai.....lagta hai akale gaand mai ghusa rakhi hai ruke abhi nikalta hu
Y kah kkar meni uski gande par ek kas ki late maari
Mai- kyu abe akale aae upar ya abhi baaki hai
Ladka1(gande maslete huvi)- Tu janta nahi hai....mai keska aadmi hu
Mai- hoga kesi gaanu ka meri ko kya....aur vesi bhi mai ganduo ki detail nahi leta samjha
Ladka1- Teri ko y bhote mehjha padega
Mai-(soche ti huvi) Meni to suna tha aaj kale market mai madhe cha rahi hai......phire tujhe jesi bhadwi kirate entni high kesi hai......(chutki bja kar)accha abe samjha tu teri gand ki sathe teri ghar ki aurto ki bur free deta hai.....hena sahi kaha na
Ladka1- Teri y himaate tunii meri ghar ki aurto ki baari mai esa kaha mai teri samni hi teri gahr ki sabhi aurtoo ko apniiiiiiiiiiiiii
Mai(Ek thapade maar kar)- Kyu madarchode.......teri ghar ki aurto ki baari meni thoda sa kya bola teri gannd sulegni lagi aur jabe tu kise aur ki ghar ki aurto ko kuch bhi kahi ga .....vo chle ga......va madarchode....tu kari to chamatkaar aur hm kari to balatkaar......sahi hai bencho
Ladka1(muh bna kar)- Mai es si pyaar karta hu.....par y samje hi nahi rahi...es liye mai kya karta
Mai- Sune chutiye.......tu jo karta hai vo hawase hai pyaar nahi
Ladka1- Esa nahi hai
Mai(thapade marte huvi)- Meri bate abhi puri nahi hue hai na....to bech mai tange kyu phele raha hai bole
Mai- To mai kaha tha....ha ki tu jo karta hai vo hawase ahi pyaar nahi.....pyaar mai jabardaste ki koe jagah nahi hoti samjha aur jo jabardasi kiya jae vo pyaar nahi hota.....chutiye...pyaar mai loge na jane kya kya sacrifice nahi karti taki vo ek dusri ko kush dekh saki.....aur tu madarchode esi dhamki de raha hai.....abhi chutiye pyaar do jismo ka nahi balki do aatmao ka mail hai.....aur to eski saarerik khubsurti ki piche pada huva hai......sune phele y decide kar ki kya tu sach mai es si pyar karta hai ya nahi.....agar karta hai...to esi bole de....agar y ha kahi to khanai suru .....aur na kahi to kahnai khatam samjha ya aur samjhao
Meri bate sune kar sabhi logo nai taaliya baja di
Mai(hathe upar kar ki)- Bse bse ...meri bate aap sabhi ki too samjhe mai aa gae...abe dekh te hai eski aae hai ya nahi
Ladka1- Samjhe gaya.....mujhe maaf kardo
Mai- Abhi chutiye....ungli udhar ki aur maafi idhar maang raha hai......en ladkiyo si mange
Ladka1- Mujhe maaf kardo ....mai inda si esa nahi karuga
Ladki- Tke hai....abe tume jaao yaha si
Ladka1-Tke hai....chlo ri
Sabhi ladke chle gae
Ladki- Thanks
Mai- Ari thanks kesa ....mujhe to ana hi tha...hmesa ki tarah
Ladki- Hme to abhi kuch dine phel mele hai...phire hmesa ki tarah kesi
Mai- Tumhara naam kya hai
Ladki- Yasmine
Mai- Aur mera
Yasmine- Ali
Mai- To meri bulbul ....Y to hmesa si hota aaya hai....ki jabe jabe Yasmine khatri mai hote hai...Ali ko to aana ho hoga
Yasmine-Meni tumhi thanks kaha hai...to tum jayada udo mate samjhe
Mai- Ali udta nahi....chadeta hai
Yasmine(aakh nikale kar)- Kya kaha
Mai- Meni kaha ki Ali udta nahi ....chadeta hai....kaamyabi ki sidhya aur kya...TUME KYA SAMJHE
Yasmine- Vahi jo tum kahna chahte thi....mai tum jesi ladko ko achi tareki si jante hu....samjhe.....tume ni meri help ki es liye me tumhari bakwaase sune rahi thi....lekine aagi si muje si dur hi rahna samjhe
Y kah kar Yasmine vaha si chle aae.....usi jata dekh kar Sahil bola
Sahil- Loge sach kahte hai...bhlae ka to jamana hi nahi raha.....tuni uski izzate bachae....aur vo
saali teri ko hi natake dekha kar chle gae
Mai(hase kar)- Izzate si bole bhai....teri honi waali bhabhi hai vo...samjah
Sahil- Tke hai.....abe si izzate si hi naam lunga bhabhi ka.....cle ab classroom mai chle te hai
Mai- Ha chle
Phire hme dono class room mai chle gae....aur sabe si piche ja kar bete gae...reason y hai ki yaha si saari maale aaram si dekh rahi thi
Thodi der mai class start ho gae....aur sabhi teacher ek ek kar ki apna topic pdha kar chle gae....aur es dharmiyane mai aur Sahil sabki size measure kar rahi thi
Phire class khatam .....aur mai aur Sahil Ghar jhani lagi....raste mai jabe hme ja rahi thi
Vaha ka nazara dekh kar mera dimage ghum gaya...mai mne mai bola
Mai(mne mai)- Sala meri maal par haath .......ftegi abe sabki ftegi....Ali ki chirag si abe kesi ki nahi bachegi
Mai- ammi mai abe college ja raha hu....aani mai thodi der ho sakti hai.....tke hai
Hussana- Tke hai
Mai- Bye dadi
Nurjha- bayyyee betaa
Mai(mne mai)- Dadi bhudi to ho gae par bur to eski pass bhi hai....eska number bhi lagana padega...chlo phele college jate hai...aur vaha kesi nae bur ka jogade karte hai
Y sabe soch kar Mai college chla gaya .....jaha mera chodu doste mera intezzar kar raha tha
Mai- Aur bhai.....keski maa chod rahi ho
Sahil(hase kar)- Kesi ki nahi .....maine kabhi teri bina kise ki maa chodi hai jo abe chodu ga
Mai- Sahi hai....chle bhai canteen chle te hai....class mai to abhi time baaki hai
Sahil- Ek dum sahi hai chle...".phele pet puja ...phir bur khoja"
Y kah kar hme canteen ki aur chle deyi....vah pahoch kar
Mai(Sahil si)- Bhai yaha to ek si ek maal hai.....use laal dress walie ki dekh kya maste gaand hai...mne kar raha hai...abhi patake ki chode du
Sahil(Mujhes si)- Ha yaar .....tu gaan dekh mai to us kaali dress waali ki chuchiya dekh raha hu...ek dum pahade jesi hai.....saali ka jesme ek dum bhara bhara hai....mne kar raha hai....abhi gang bang kar de
Mai- Sahi hai....chle phele samosa khate hai...phire khele khilate hai
Sahil- Ha tke hai...chle use table par bhete thi hai
Mai- ha chle bhai
Sahil(khursi par beth kar)- Bhai vesi apne madame ji bhi ek dum maste hai
Mai- Aur tu to janta he hai....jo bhi maste hi...use bur fhadna meri leyi kitna must hai
Sahil- Janta hu....tujhe mujhe si jayada kon janta hai.....
Mai aur sahil apne baate kar hi rahi thi ki tabhi....canteen mai 5-6 ladke aae....aur ek table ko gher liya....y dekh kar sahil ka dhyaan vaha gaya aur vo bola
Sahil- Bhai vo dekh vaha kya ho raha hai.....Chle bhai dekh kai aate hai...aakhire majhara kya hai
Mai- Tke hai chle
Vaha pahoch kar....jo dekha vo dekh kar mera matha hi thanake gaya
Ladka1- Dekh thujhe si aakhri baar bol raha hu....ya to meri baate mane jha ....aur mujhesi nikha kar li......ya fhire anjaam ki leyi tayaar ho ga
Ladka2- Dekh bhai ki bate mane li....puri zindagi raj karegi
Ladka3- tu to khude par upar waali ki mahare samjhhe ki bhai nai thujhe chuna hai.....varna bhai ki
ek ishari par ...ladkiyo ki line khadi ho gae
Mai- Kyu dale ka kaam karta hai kya
Y sune vaha khadi sabhi bache hasni lagi
Ladka3- chhhhhhuuuuup....sabhi ek dum chuuuup......aur Kone bola bi....saamne aao varna uski maaa...........chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtkkkkk
Mai- Chup saali chuteyi teri maa ko chodu.....kya laga rakha hai tuni....bole...(ek muka mare kar) bole madarchode.....kya kaam hai....bhote charbi chade hai....bole....
Ladka2- Teri etni himate ruke abhi teri hekade likalete hai....MARO SAALE KO
Mai(chutki bja kar)- koe bhadwa backchodi nahi karega.....jo jaha hai vahi ruke jae varna aao gi to gaand hila kar aur jao gi gaande tudwakar samjhe
Ladka1- Abhi batate hai teri ko....sallaaaaaaaaaaaa
Mai(moka mare kar)- Abhi sala nahi jija bole madarchode.....teri bhen ko chodu....pata nahi bhen ko chodni wala tera jija hai.....lagta hai akale gaand mai ghusa rakhi hai ruke abhi nikalta hu
Y kah kkar meni uski gande par ek kas ki late maari
Mai- kyu abe akale aae upar ya abhi baaki hai
Ladka1(gande maslete huvi)- Tu janta nahi hai....mai keska aadmi hu
Mai- hoga kesi gaanu ka meri ko kya....aur vesi bhi mai ganduo ki detail nahi leta samjha
Ladka1- Teri ko y bhote mehjha padega
Mai-(soche ti huvi) Meni to suna tha aaj kale market mai madhe cha rahi hai......phire tujhe jesi bhadwi kirate entni high kesi hai......(chutki bja kar)accha abe samjha tu teri gand ki sathe teri ghar ki aurto ki bur free deta hai.....hena sahi kaha na
Ladka1- Teri y himaate tunii meri ghar ki aurto ki baari mai esa kaha mai teri samni hi teri gahr ki sabhi aurtoo ko apniiiiiiiiiiiiii
Mai(Ek thapade maar kar)- Kyu madarchode.......teri ghar ki aurto ki baari meni thoda sa kya bola teri gannd sulegni lagi aur jabe tu kise aur ki ghar ki aurto ko kuch bhi kahi ga .....vo chle ga......va madarchode....tu kari to chamatkaar aur hm kari to balatkaar......sahi hai bencho
Ladka1(muh bna kar)- Mai es si pyaar karta hu.....par y samje hi nahi rahi...es liye mai kya karta
Mai- Sune chutiye.......tu jo karta hai vo hawase hai pyaar nahi
Ladka1- Esa nahi hai
Mai(thapade marte huvi)- Meri bate abhi puri nahi hue hai na....to bech mai tange kyu phele raha hai bole
Mai- To mai kaha tha....ha ki tu jo karta hai vo hawase ahi pyaar nahi.....pyaar mai jabardaste ki koe jagah nahi hoti samjha aur jo jabardasi kiya jae vo pyaar nahi hota.....chutiye...pyaar mai loge na jane kya kya sacrifice nahi karti taki vo ek dusri ko kush dekh saki.....aur tu madarchode esi dhamki de raha hai.....abhi chutiye pyaar do jismo ka nahi balki do aatmao ka mail hai.....aur to eski saarerik khubsurti ki piche pada huva hai......sune phele y decide kar ki kya tu sach mai es si pyar karta hai ya nahi.....agar karta hai...to esi bole de....agar y ha kahi to khanai suru .....aur na kahi to kahnai khatam samjha ya aur samjhao
Meri bate sune kar sabhi logo nai taaliya baja di
Mai(hathe upar kar ki)- Bse bse ...meri bate aap sabhi ki too samjhe mai aa gae...abe dekh te hai eski aae hai ya nahi
Ladka1- Samjhe gaya.....mujhe maaf kardo
Mai- Abhi chutiye....ungli udhar ki aur maafi idhar maang raha hai......en ladkiyo si mange
Ladka1- Mujhe maaf kardo ....mai inda si esa nahi karuga
Ladki- Tke hai....abe tume jaao yaha si
Ladka1-Tke hai....chlo ri
Sabhi ladke chle gae
Ladki- Thanks
Mai- Ari thanks kesa ....mujhe to ana hi tha...hmesa ki tarah
Ladki- Hme to abhi kuch dine phel mele hai...phire hmesa ki tarah kesi
Mai- Tumhara naam kya hai
Ladki- Yasmine
Mai- Aur mera
Yasmine- Ali
Mai- To meri bulbul ....Y to hmesa si hota aaya hai....ki jabe jabe Yasmine khatri mai hote hai...Ali ko to aana ho hoga
Yasmine-Meni tumhi thanks kaha hai...to tum jayada udo mate samjhe
Mai- Ali udta nahi....chadeta hai
Yasmine(aakh nikale kar)- Kya kaha
Mai- Meni kaha ki Ali udta nahi ....chadeta hai....kaamyabi ki sidhya aur kya...TUME KYA SAMJHE
Yasmine- Vahi jo tum kahna chahte thi....mai tum jesi ladko ko achi tareki si jante hu....samjhe.....tume ni meri help ki es liye me tumhari bakwaase sune rahi thi....lekine aagi si muje si dur hi rahna samjhe
Y kah kar Yasmine vaha si chle aae.....usi jata dekh kar Sahil bola
Sahil- Loge sach kahte hai...bhlae ka to jamana hi nahi raha.....tuni uski izzate bachae....aur vo
saali teri ko hi natake dekha kar chle gae
Mai(hase kar)- Izzate si bole bhai....teri honi waali bhabhi hai vo...samjah
Sahil- Tke hai.....abe si izzate si hi naam lunga bhabhi ka.....cle ab classroom mai chle te hai
Mai- Ha chle
Phire hme dono class room mai chle gae....aur sabe si piche ja kar bete gae...reason y hai ki yaha si saari maale aaram si dekh rahi thi
Thodi der mai class start ho gae....aur sabhi teacher ek ek kar ki apna topic pdha kar chle gae....aur es dharmiyane mai aur Sahil sabki size measure kar rahi thi
Phire class khatam .....aur mai aur Sahil Ghar jhani lagi....raste mai jabe hme ja rahi thi
Vaha ka nazara dekh kar mera dimage ghum gaya...mai mne mai bola
Mai(mne mai)- Sala meri maal par haath .......ftegi abe sabki ftegi....Ali ki chirag si abe kesi ki nahi bachegi
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