Adultery Alaadin ~ Naam to suna hoga (Re - loaded)

[Suryaa]

Haapy birthday veri

Thanks shudhire

 

[Rahul]

happy birthday bhaiya ji
waise new update

 

[Suryaa]

happy birthday bhaiya ji
waise new update

Bhai naya update kale aae gA

 

[Rahul]

bas intzaar

 

[Pk8566]

Update

 

[S.Krish]

Update-18
Mai- ammi mai abe college ja raha hu....aani mai thodi der ho sakti hai.....tke hai

Hussana- Tke hai

Mai- Bye dadi

Nurjha- bayyyee betaa

Mai(mne mai)- Dadi bhudi to ho gae par bur to eski pass bhi hai....eska number bhi lagana padega...chlo phele college jate hai...aur vaha kesi nae bur ka jogade karte hai
Y sabe soch kar Mai college chla gaya .....jaha mera chodu doste mera intezzar kar raha tha

Mai- Aur bhai.....keski maa chod rahi ho

Sahil(hase kar)- Kesi ki nahi .....maine kabhi teri bina kise ki maa chodi hai jo abe chodu ga

Mai- Sahi hai....chle bhai canteen chle te hai....class mai to abhi time baaki hai

Sahil- Ek dum sahi hai chle...".phele pet puja ...phir bur khoja"

Y kah kar hme canteen ki aur chle deyi....vah pahoch kar

Mai(Sahil si)- Bhai yaha to ek si ek maal hai.....use laal dress walie ki dekh kya maste gaand hai...mne kar raha hai...abhi patake ki chode du

Sahil(Mujhes si)- Ha yaar .....tu gaan dekh mai to us kaali dress waali ki chuchiya dekh raha hu...ek dum pahade jesi hai.....saali ka jesme ek dum bhara bhara hai....mne kar raha hai....abhi gang bang kar de

Mai- Sahi hai....chle phele samosa khate hai...phire khele khilate hai

Sahil- Ha tke hai...chle use table par bhete thi hai

Mai- ha chle bhai

Sahil(khursi par beth kar)- Bhai vesi apne madame ji bhi ek dum maste hai

Mai- Aur tu to janta he hai....jo bhi maste hi...use bur fhadna meri leyi kitna must hai

Sahil- Janta hu....tujhe mujhe si jayada kon janta hai.....

Mai aur sahil apne baate kar hi rahi thi ki tabhi....canteen mai 5-6 ladke aae....aur ek table ko gher liya....y dekh kar sahil ka dhyaan vaha gaya aur vo bola

Sahil- Bhai vo dekh vaha kya ho raha hai.....Chle bhai dekh kai aate hai...aakhire majhara kya hai

Mai- Tke hai chle

Vaha pahoch kar....jo dekha vo dekh kar mera matha hi thanake gaya

Ladka1- Dekh thujhe si aakhri baar bol raha hu....ya to meri baate mane jha ....aur mujhesi nikha kar li......ya fhire anjaam ki leyi tayaar ho ga

Ladka2- Dekh bhai ki bate mane li....puri zindagi raj karegi

Ladka3- tu to khude par upar waali ki mahare samjhhe ki bhai nai thujhe chuna hai.....varna bhai ki

ek ishari par ...ladkiyo ki line khadi ho gae

Mai- Kyu dale ka kaam karta hai kya

Y sune vaha khadi sabhi bache hasni lagi

Ladka3- chhhhhhuuuuup....sabhi ek dum chuuuup......aur Kone bola bi....saamne aao varna uski maaa...........chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtkkkkk

Mai- Chup saali chuteyi teri maa ko chodu.....kya laga rakha hai tuni....bole...(ek muka mare kar) bole madarchode.....kya kaam hai....bhote charbi chade hai....bole....

Ladka2- Teri etni himate ruke abhi teri hekade likalete hai....MARO SAALE KO

Mai(chutki bja kar)- koe bhadwa backchodi nahi karega.....jo jaha hai vahi ruke jae varna aao gi to gaand hila kar aur jao gi gaande tudwakar samjhe

Ladka1- Abhi batate hai teri ko....sallaaaaaaaaaaaa

Mai(moka mare kar)- Abhi sala nahi jija bole madarchode.....teri bhen ko chodu....pata nahi bhen ko chodni wala tera jija hai.....lagta hai akale gaand mai ghusa rakhi hai ruke abhi nikalta hu

Y kah kkar meni uski gande par ek kas ki late maari

Mai- kyu abe akale aae upar ya abhi baaki hai

Ladka1(gande maslete huvi)- Tu janta nahi hai....mai keska aadmi hu

Mai- hoga kesi gaanu ka meri ko kya....aur vesi bhi mai ganduo ki detail nahi leta samjha

Ladka1- Teri ko y bhote mehjha padega

Mai-(soche ti huvi) Meni to suna tha aaj kale market mai madhe cha rahi hai......phire tujhe jesi bhadwi kirate entni high kesi hai......(chutki bja kar)accha abe samjha tu teri gand ki sathe teri ghar ki aurto ki bur free deta hai.....hena sahi kaha na

Ladka1- Teri y himaate tunii meri ghar ki aurto ki baari mai esa kaha mai teri samni hi teri gahr ki sabhi aurtoo ko apniiiiiiiiiiiiii

Mai(Ek thapade maar kar)- Kyu madarchode.......teri ghar ki aurto ki baari meni thoda sa kya bola teri gannd sulegni lagi aur jabe tu kise aur ki ghar ki aurto ko kuch bhi kahi ga .....vo chle ga......va madarchode....tu kari to chamatkaar aur hm kari to balatkaar......sahi hai bencho

Ladka1(muh bna kar)- Mai es si pyaar karta hu.....par y samje hi nahi rahi...es liye mai kya karta

Mai- Sune chutiye.......tu jo karta hai vo hawase hai pyaar nahi

Ladka1- Esa nahi hai

Mai(thapade marte huvi)- Meri bate abhi puri nahi hue hai na....to bech mai tange kyu phele raha hai bole

Mai- To mai kaha tha....ha ki tu jo karta hai vo hawase ahi pyaar nahi.....pyaar mai jabardaste ki koe jagah nahi hoti samjha aur jo jabardasi kiya jae vo pyaar nahi hota.....chutiye...pyaar mai loge na jane kya kya sacrifice nahi karti taki vo ek dusri ko kush dekh saki.....aur tu madarchode esi dhamki de raha hai.....abhi chutiye pyaar do jismo ka nahi balki do aatmao ka mail hai.....aur to eski saarerik khubsurti ki piche pada huva hai......sune phele y decide kar ki kya tu sach mai es si pyar karta hai ya nahi.....agar karta hai...to esi bole de....agar y ha kahi to khanai suru .....aur na kahi to kahnai khatam samjha ya aur samjhao

Meri bate sune kar sabhi logo nai taaliya baja di

Mai(hathe upar kar ki)- Bse bse ...meri bate aap sabhi ki too samjhe mai aa gae...abe dekh te hai eski aae hai ya nahi

Ladka1- Samjhe gaya.....mujhe maaf kardo

Mai- Abhi chutiye....ungli udhar ki aur maafi idhar maang raha hai......en ladkiyo si mange

Ladka1- Mujhe maaf kardo ....mai inda si esa nahi karuga

Ladki- Tke hai....abe tume jaao yaha si

Ladka1-Tke hai....chlo ri

Sabhi ladke chle gae

Ladki- Thanks

Mai- Ari thanks kesa ....mujhe to ana hi tha...hmesa ki tarah

Ladki- Hme to abhi kuch dine phel mele hai...phire hmesa ki tarah kesi

Mai- Tumhara naam kya hai

Ladki- Yasmine

Mai- Aur mera

Yasmine- Ali

Mai- To meri bulbul ....Y to hmesa si hota aaya hai....ki jabe jabe Yasmine khatri mai hote hai...Ali ko to aana ho hoga

Yasmine-Meni tumhi thanks kaha hai...to tum jayada udo mate samjhe

Mai- Ali udta nahi....chadeta hai

Yasmine(aakh nikale kar)- Kya kaha

Mai- Meni kaha ki Ali udta nahi ....chadeta hai....kaamyabi ki sidhya aur kya...TUME KYA SAMJHE

Yasmine- Vahi jo tum kahna chahte thi....mai tum jesi ladko ko achi tareki si jante hu....samjhe.....tume ni meri help ki es liye me tumhari bakwaase sune rahi thi....lekine aagi si muje si dur hi rahna samjhe

Y kah kar Yasmine vaha si chle aae.....usi jata dekh kar Sahil bola

Sahil- Loge sach kahte hai...bhlae ka to jamana hi nahi raha.....tuni uski izzate bachae....aur vo
saali teri ko hi natake dekha kar chle gae

Mai(hase kar)- Izzate si bole bhai....teri honi waali bhabhi hai vo...samjah

Sahil- Tke hai.....abe si izzate si hi naam lunga bhabhi ka.....cle ab classroom mai chle te hai

Mai- Ha chle

Phire hme dono class room mai chle gae....aur sabe si piche ja kar bete gae...reason y hai ki yaha si saari maale aaram si dekh rahi thi

Thodi der mai class start ho gae....aur sabhi teacher ek ek kar ki apna topic pdha kar chle gae....aur es dharmiyane mai aur Sahil sabki size measure kar rahi thi

Phire class khatam .....aur mai aur Sahil Ghar jhani lagi....raste mai jabe hme ja rahi thi
Vaha ka nazara dekh kar mera dimage ghum gaya...mai mne mai bola

Mai(mne mai)- Sala meri maal par haath .......ftegi abe sabki ftegi....Ali ki chirag si abe kesi ki nahi bachegi

Nice update hai vire

 

[S.Krish]

Vesi veri naya update kabe aae ga

 

[S.Krish]

Intezzzar rahega vire

 

[Suryaa]

Sorry buddies vo birthday ki karn out of station gaya huva tha es karne update nahi de paya
Aaaj saame ko hi aaya hu
Aaj to rest karuga
Kale update dunga

 

[Suryaa]

Update-20
Phire hme dono class room mai chle gae....aur sabe si piche ja kar bete gae...reason y hai ki yaha si saari maale aaram si dekh rahi thi

Thodi der mai class start ho gae....aur sabhi teacher ek ek kar ki apna topic pdha kar chle gae....aur es dharmiyane mai aur Sahil sabki size measure kar rahi thi

Phire class khatam .....aur mai aur Sahil Ghar jhani lagi....raste mai jabe hme ja rahi thi
Vaha ka nazara dekh kar mera dimage ghum gaya...mai mne mai bola

Mai(mne mai)- Sala meri maal par haath .......ftegi abe sabki ftegi....Ali ki chirag si abe kesi ki nahi bachegi

Huva y tha ki Yasmine ki gher huvi lag bhag 20-25 aadmi thie......enlogo ki dekh kar mera dimage kharabe ho gaya....aur unhi pelni ka soch kar mai unki tarafe gaya...aur bola

Mai- Kya backchodi kar rahi ho......jalde si niklo yaha si varna anzaam bhote bura hoga

Aaadmi1- Jabane sambhal kar bhate kar.......tu janta nahi hai hme kone hai

Mai- Salaa jesi dekho ek hi dialogue .....(awaaze bhari kar ki) Tu janta nahi hai mai kon hu....kyu bi tujhe jaan ni ki leyi mai teri masuka hu...bole.....chup chaape gaand utha kar nikale ....varna gaand sujwa kar gae ga samjha

Aadmi2- Teri y himmate ki hmari boss si esi bate ki .....abe tera time khatam abe hme tujhe jinda nahi chodege

Mai- Abi oo chutiye.....itna common sense nahi hai kya....ki kesi ko chodnei ki leyi phele use pakadna padta hai.....aur rahi bate time ki vo to sahi kaha time khatam huva ...lekine mera nahi tum logo ka...aakhre bhar khata hu....nikale lo...varna ek ek ki nikale gae gi...su...su....aur samaze ho gi tum logo ki thhu ...thhhu

Yasmine- Ali tum es maamle mai mate pado....tum jaao yaha si....tu jante nahi ho y kon hai

Ali- Dekho abe tum kon ko ka naara mate chalu karo.....aur ha meni tumhi kaha tha na ki jabe bhi yasmine par koe musibate aae gi tabe tabe ali vaha aa gae ga...usi bachani to mai aagaya

Sahil- Abi hero dialogue ho gaya to ....abe fight kare

Mai- Besake...lekine fight esi honi chahiye....ki ek ek ki fate gaae

Sahil- Jaruuurr meri hujureeee

Aaadmi1- Accha agar tum loge yahi chahte ho to tke hai....abe jo bhi hoga uske jimedaar tume loge hi hogi...samjhe....aur tum logo ko khatam karni ki leyi hmare elementary squared hi kafi hai......boys...kill them

Y sune kar 5 ladke ek saath bole- Yes commander

Aur y kah kar....vo hamri tarafe hmi marni aae

Mai- Aaao saalo....apne bhen chudwane

Sahil- ha vo bhi gang bang

Mai- Nahi yaaar aag solo hi chodu ga....tu next time mare lena en logo ki

Sahil(nirash hote huvi)- Tke hai...lekine bhai next time enki gaande mai hi maruga

Mai- Tke hai mare lena...kush

Commander- Kya laga rakaha hai tume logo nai....pagle ho kya...boys finish them now

Y sune kar vp 5 ladke ek saath bole- Yes commander

[Ladka-L]

L1 meri tarafe bhaage kar aaya aur mujhe punch marne ko huva lekine meni duck kar leya aur phire ek kiche ki uski muh ki tarafe maara....meri vaare si uski muh si khune nikalne laga aur vo zamine par gir gaya

Mai- Kha tha tha ....nikale ga...varna niklee gae gi...lekine mana nahi...so nikale gae

Uski halate dekh kar L2 aur L3 meri tarafe bhaage kar aaae...aur mujhe kick marne ko huvi lekine meni side kick maare kar unki guteya hila de

L2&L3 -aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......fuuuuuuuuuccckkkkkkkkk

Mai- Muna tange uthao lekine banda dekh kar....meri jesi bande ki saamni tange uthao gi...to ghanta to bage ga hi

L4- 3 logo ko maare kya liya ...apne aap ko hero samjhne laga ...abhi bata hu teri ko

Y kah kar vo meri tarfe bhage kar aaya aur meri chatei par muka marne ko huva lekine meni biche mai hi.....uska hate pakade liya

Mai(uska hate marodete huvi)- Sune bhi chuteyi....phele bate mujhe hero bne ni ka shock nahi aur dusri bate....ki tu chaheyi jetni log leaa....agar unlogo ni meri samni tang filae...to beta unki gaande phatna phire tye hai samjha

L4(khaaarahtie huvi)- Samjhe gaya...abe hmi chode do

Mai- le chode deya tu bhi kya yaade rakhe ga.....abe khush
y kah ar meni usi pass mai khade gade par fhek diya

L4 ki halate dekh kar L5 dare gaya aur apne jagah par mano jame gaya ho...uski halte dekh kar mai bola

Mai- Kyu bhaoo....dekh kar dar raha hai.....ya dar kar dekh raha hai bole...na...chup kyu hai
Meri baar baar bolni par bhi vo kuch nahi bola ...to mai bhage kar uske pass gaya aur ushi ek punch marne ko huva ....mera punch jesi hi usi lagni wala tha....use si phele hi usni paani ki daare bahade....y dekh kar meri hasi chute gae aur meni apna hathe wapase hata liya...aur bola

Mai- Apun ko kya ..apun ko to shirf paani nikalna tha....(Comaander si)- Kyu thaooo....nikale gae ...ya abhi baaki hai
Meri es bate par Comander nai koe response nahi diya ...aur apne gade ki tarfe mude gaya...

Mai (mne mai)- Chlo sala gaya...abe ja kar apne mombate si baate karta hu

Y soch kar mai Yasmine ki tarafe gaya aur use si bola

Mai- Chlo abe chle te hai....aeb vo tumhi aur pareshane nahi karege

Yasmine(ghabra kar)- Tum nahi jante ki tumni kya kiya hai....aur eska anzaam kitna bura ho sakta hai....tum nahi jante ki aaj tumni kes si panga liya hai,,,tumhi esa nahi karna chahiye tha...tumhi esmi nahi padna chahiye tha

Mai- Vo tumhi yaha gher huvi thi...pata nahi kya karnr waale thi...aur mai y sbe dekh kar chup chaape yaha si chla gata....(chutki baja kar)- Dekho Ali etna khudgarz nahi hai...ki kesi ko musibate mai dekh kar bina uski madede kiya ...vaha si chla age...samjhe....aur kabe si dekh raha hu...phele vo kah rahi thi ki ....mai nahi janta ki mai kes si panga le raha hu....aur abe tum bhi yahi kah rahi ho...ki mai nahi janta ki meni kes si panga lya hai.....to tum hi batao na aakhire mazra kya haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yasmine(chila kar)- Alllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Sahil- Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii........aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh