Incest Anokha badla (Love me till the end)

[Jassybabra]

Nice update

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-21

Mai- abb jao. Kisi ko malum nhi hona chahiye rajmahal me kya ho raha hai.

Mark- kisi ko bhanak v nhi lagegi.

Mai- niklo abb
.
Fir waha se mark chala gaya.
Abb aage--

Sab wahi sofe par baithe the.
Aataku- kaun tha yeh.

Mai- sach kahu toh guru, dost bhai har chij ka farj nibhaya usne mere liye. Bahut khas hai mere liye.

Aataku- itna khas.

Mai- jab mai kamjor tha, mere pass kuch nhi tha us samay inhone madad ki. Kahte hai na ki jab aap ka bura samay ho tab hi pata chalta hai apka kaun hai aur kaun nhi.

Aataku- lagta hai bahut khas hai
tumhare liye. Toh andar kyo nhi liye???

Mai- mujhe sakh tha isliye nhi laya.

Aaditya- yaar teri baat samajh me nhi aati. Tera khas v hai aur bharosa v nhi karta.

Aataku- haa yar yeh galat hai.

Mai- mai saaf avi bol de raha hu tum sab ko bura lage ya na lage mai nhi janta lekin yahi sach ha ki mere farj aur zimmedariyon ke bich me aayega use marna hoga. Chahe wo meri patni hi kyo na ho( divyaa ki traf dekhte hue.)
Sab karn ki baat ko sunne ke baad kya kahe samjah nhi aaya.

Aaditya- itna jaruri hai.

Mai- meri jaan se v jayda. Mai abb tak jinda hu sirf unhi ki wajah se. Sari jindgi unhone sirf mujhe diya. Pahli baar unhone kuch manga mujhsee. Main kaise inkaar kar du.

Aataku- kiski baat kar raha hai. Aaj tak jab v pucha kabhi v unke baare mein nhi baataya.

Mai- mere maa aur pitaji. Main unka beta nhi tha phir v unhone mujhe apnaya( karn ko yeh baat usman chacha ne bataya tha). Mere liye rajmahal chor diya.

Aaditya- rajmahal??

Mai- haa mere dadaji raja hai.

Aaditya- tumne bataya nhi kabhi.

Mai- mai sahi samay ka intazar kar raha tha yeh sahi samay hai.

Divyaa- aao yaha baitho.

Mai- tumhe meri baato ka bura laga hoga uske liye maaf kar do.

Divyaa- aap aisa kyo bol rahe ho.

Mai- yaar yeh aap app mat bola karo waise v mujhse badi hi ho.

Divyaa- mere pitaji ko v maa aap aap kar bulati hai. Isiliye mai v bulati hu.

Mai- accha nhi lagta.

Divyaa- accha yeh sab chodiye. Aap mujhe bol rahe the ki mujhe bura laga ya nhi. Toh sach kahu toh wo aapke maata pita hai yani mere maata pita. Aur koi mere maata pita ke sapne pure kare toh kaisa bura lagna.

Mai- sach me.

Divyaa- kya aapko aisa lagta hai mujhe aapne mata pita se jalna chahiye.

Mai- nhi toh mujhe aisa kyo lagega.

Divyaa- toh aapko jo karna hai karye.

Mai- tum sabse v maafi mangta hu lekin tum jo v samjho yahi sach hai.

Aataku- lekin tumhe aisa kyo lagta hai.

Mai- jab mai chota tha tab mujhe mere pitaji ka ek patr( letter) mila tha. Usme likha tha koi rajgaddi ke liye aisa kar raha hai. Toh sidhi si baat hai, andar ke aadmi ke bina bahar wale kaise yeh sab kar sakte hai. Meri pichli jindgi me se hi koi hoga ya fir rajmahal se jo sari khabre dushman ko de raha hoga. Aur yeh jo abhi gaya woh mere pichli jindgi se juda tha isiliye sakh hai uspe.

Aaditya- toh fir isse kaam kyo diya.

Mai- yeh sahi me mera dost hai ya dushman yeh rajtilak wale din pata chal jayega. Uss din lagbhag sabhi dushman hamla karenge hame bas unke Aadmiyon ko pakdna hai. Uske baad toh jitne dushman hai unke baare me kuch na kuch toh pata chalega.

Aataku- tumne taiyari ki.

Mai- haa chal rahi hai puri nhi hui. Mai soch raha tha ki yadi tumhare kuch sathi aa jate toh accha rahta.

Aataku- tum bas kaho avi aa jayenge.

Mai- chalo toh accha hai,bula lo.

Aataku- kitne chahiye.

Mai- 10 ko bula lo.

Aataku- thik hai

Aataku kuch mantr padha aur samne 10 jinn the aataku ke hi jaise. Usme se 6 aadmi the aur 4 ladkiyan.

Aataku- ye lo aa gaye. Jo kahna hai kah do sab kar denge. Yeh(meri traf ungli kar ke) mere malik hai, yani tumhare v hai.

Mai- kya yaar tum mere dost ho.

Aataku- jo v kaho lekin sacchai yahi hai ki tum mere malik ho.

Mai- fir wahi baat yeh mera dost aur tum sab v mere dost ho.

Sab jinn aur jinni ek sath- ji aaka.

Mai- maine kya kaha ki ham dost hai aur tum mujhe karn kahoge samjhe.
Aab kaam ki baat karte hai. Mai tumhe ek jagah bhej raha hu waha jo rahte hai us ghar me unki raksha karni hai. Lekin samne nhi aana hai.

Maine ek page phada pahle maine bhai aur aanath ashram ka address likh ke de diya. Fir raj mahal ka.

Mai- pahle wali jagah pad 2 aadmi chale jao. Dusri jagah par 2 ladkiyan jayengi jo ki ek aanath ashram hai waha sabhi ki raksha karni hai.

Tesri jagah hai ek rajmahal waha pad jo bach jaoge wo chale jana.

Aataku- thik hai mai bhej deta hu.

Mai- jo do ladkiyan sabse jayda takatwar hai unhe bhejna Anath ashram.

Aataku- thik hai.

Mai- koi dikkat hui toh aataku tum sambhal lena.

Aataku- tum kya karoge.

Mai- mujhe aur v kaam hai aur tumse na ho toh main hu na. Yaad rahe jabtak jaan pe naa aa jaye tab tak tumsab samne mat aana aur nahi hamla karna. Kisi v trah se kisi ko pata nhi chalna chahiye tum sab ki upasthiti. Sirf najar rakhna kuch gadbad lage toh batana uske alawa kuch nhi, Samajh me aaya.

Sabhi- jii

Mai- aataku bhej do sabhi ko. Kal tum sab me se 4 saksh yaha hone chahiye .

Aataku- thik aa jayenge. Jao tum sab yeh lo us jagha ka pata.

Uske baad wo sab chale gaye.

Aataku- yeh sab kya tha.

Mai- baad me samjh me aa jayega.

Chalo tum sab aaram karo. Uske baad sab aataku aur Aditya ek room me aur divyaa aur mai ek room me.

Udhar mark aapne aadmiyon se mil ke unhe sara kaam samjha deta hai. Uske baad kisi ko phone karta hai.

Mark- wo aa gaya hai.

Unknown- kya sach me wo jinda hai.

Mark- haa mai aaj hi mila usse. Aapko bulaya hai usne. (Mark rajveer uncle se baat kar raha tha).

Rajveer- kya usne mujhe bulaya par kyo??

Mark- woh chahta hai aap uske bhai bahno ko rajmahal pahucha de.

Rajveer- par kyo??

Mark- yeh baat aap usse kare toh behtar hai.

Rajveer- thik hai mai saam tak waha aata hu.

Mark- thik hai. Lekin yaad rahe usne kaha hai ki use avi mara hua hi rehne de.

Rajveer- par kyo???

Mark- mujhe nhi pata wahi jaane. Aap bas aa jao.

Rajveer- thik hai aata hu.

Mark phone cut karke ek aadmi ko bulata hai. Use ek gaadi ki key de ke bolta hai waha pahucha de( jaha avi karn tha waha). Wo aadmi gaadi le ke nikal jata hai.

Idhar rajmahal me sab chintit the ki rajtilak kiska hoga. Chacha ya fufaji ka, lekin karn ke dada ji ko lagta ki yeh dono me koi kabiliyat nhi hai ki wo purre zimmedariyon ko sambhal sake. Bache unki poti aur natin toh dono ki shaadi nhi hui hai toh wo rajtilak ho nhi sakta. Isi uljhan me filhal rajmahal aur usme rehne wale sadasya khoye hue the. Dadaji ka mobile bajta hai.

Dada ji- hello

Unokwn- pranam raja sahab, pachana.

Dada ji- nhi aap kaun bol rahe hai.

Unknown- lagta hai aap hame bhul gaye hai. Chaliye koi baat nhi ham hi bata dete hai, ham hai rajveer.

Dadaji- hamne nhi pahchana aapko. Hame maaf kare.

Rajveer- are uncle bahut samay pahle ham mile the. Mai prithibi ka dost rajveer, aapne meri maa ka ilaj karwaya tha.

Dadaji- are haa, itne dino baad hamari yaad aayi hai.

Rajveer- maaf karega uncle, wo kamo me busy tha isiliye nhi kar paya. Aapse kuch jaruri baat karni thi.

Dadaji- haa bolo.

Rajveer- aise phone par baat nhi ho sakti.

Dadaji- avi yaha ham rajmahal ke kaamo me busy hai. Toh kuch hafte lagenge. Uske baad ham milte hai.

Rajveer- nhi bahut hi urgent hai, yeh prithibi ke baare me hai.

Dadaji- kya prithvi ke baare me. Batao kya baat hai.

Rajveer- hamne aapko bata diya yeh baat ham phone par nhi kar sakte. Aap kal laadhak me milo.

Dada ji - thik hai avi mai aata hu.

Rajveer- avi toh mai jaipur me hu. Sham ko mai laadhak ke liye niklunga.

Dadaji- thik hai mai avi jaipur ke liye nikalta hu.

Rajveer- jaisi aapki marji.

Uske baad dadaji hadbadi me security ko bula ke chopper aur plane ready karne ko bolte hai jaipur ke liye.
Idhar unki koi baat sun raha tha jab woh prithibi ka naam sunte hai turnant apne head ko phone karta hai.

Hacker- sir hame prithibi se judi kuch information mili hai.

Boss- gud very gud bahut acchi khus khabri sunayi hai. Batao kya information hai.

Hacker- sir raja sahib ne kisi se phone pe baat ki aur unhe kaha ke unhe prithibi ke baare me kuch malum hai. Avi wo jaipur ke liye nikle hai.

Boss- thik hai, hamare aadmi jo jaipur me hai unhe inke picche laga do.

Hacker - ji.

Phone cut ho jata hai aur boss bahut khus tha ki use kuch toh surag mila Prithibi ke baare me.

Idhar mai so ke utha hi tha ki bahar gadi ki awaj aayi. Mai bahar gaya.

Aadmi- sir yeh mark sir ne bheja hai.

Mai- thik hai. Mark ka number hai tumhare pass.

Aadmi- ji.

Mai- phone karo use.

Aadmi-ji

Wo aadmi phone karta hai aur kuch baat karke mujhe deta hai.

Mai- mark wo mobile nhi hai mere pass yaadi 4 mobile bhej dete to accha rahta.

Mark- thik hai avi ho jayega.

Mai- rajveer uncle ko bulaya.

Mark- haa unhe bata diya.( Avi mark ko malum nhi hai ki rajveer ne karn ke dada ji se baat ki hai).

Mai- thik hai tum khud le aana unhe, pahle mere pass aa jana uske baad kahi jane ko bolna.

Mark- thik hai.

Mai- yaar kisi ko v aise mat bhej diya karo.

Mark- tum tension mat lo wo bharose ka aadmi hai. Wo personal aadmi hai. Wo hamesa mere sath rahta hai. Kabhi mujhe dhoka nhi dega.

Mai- thik hai.

Uske baad wo aadmi gadi chod ke nikal jata hai. Mai andar aake dekha toh sab soye hue the.
Mai v bed par let gaya. Mujhe nind nhi aa rahi thi. Aaab kya karu kuch samajh nhi aa rha tha. Toh socha dhyan me baithu. Main dhyan mai baitha. Pahle mujhe apni kali shaktiyo ko jagana tha toh mai usi me lag gaya. Ek ghanta baad mujhe mahsus hua ki koi hai aas pass mujhe dekh raha hai. Main dhyan se bahar aya toh Divyaa mujhe dekh rahi thi.

Mai- kya dekh rahi ho.

Divyaa- kuch nhi.

Mai- batao toh kya hua.

Divyaa- jab tum dhyan me the us samay yaha kahi andheri kahi ujala tha.

Mai- wo sayad mere andar white energy aur black energy ke karan ho raha hoga.

Divyaa- haa ho sakta hai.

Mai- yeh sab chodo. Tum in sab bato me dhyan mat do mere sath pyaar karo. ( Divyaa ko baho me bhar liya).

Divyaa- chodo mujhe chodo koi aa jayega.

Mai- sab so rahe hai meri jaan.

Divyaa- chodo na koi aa jayega raat me jo karna hoga kar lena.

Mai- mai toh nhi chodne wala.

Bechari divyaa meri baho me kasmasa rahi thi.

Mai- thik hai ruko ek minute.

Main gaya aur darwaja band kar diya apne room ka.

Main- aab thik hai na.

Divyaa- tum bahut jayada badmash ho.

Mai- haa toh baadmash kisne banaya.
Divyaa- tum kahna chahte ho maine banaya.

Mai- aur nhi toh kisne. Jab tum itni sundar dikhogi toh badmashi karni hi padegi tumhare sath.
Maine Divyaa ko apni baho me pakad ke kiss karne laga. Wah kya feeling thi kiss karne ki bata nhi sakta. Aisa laga ki mai cchodu hi na divyaa ko lekin abb saans v lena jaruri tha isiliye chod diya. Maine Divyaa ko apni goad me utha ke bed par le gaya.

Mai- aage ka kya irada hai.

Divyaa- hmmm.

Mai- kuch toh bolo

Divyaa- tum na...

Mai- kya mai ..

Divyaa ko apne upar le liya.

Mai- batao na mai kya.

Divyaa- tum mujhe kyo besaram banane pe tule hue ho.

Mai- mai besaram bana raha hu.

Divyaa- haa.

Mai- batao kaise.

Divyaa- wo tum na.. tum mujhse puche na ki.

Mai- yaar sidha sidha bolo.

Divyaa- wahi ki tum mere sath aage karna ha ki nahi.

Aur apna munh mere sine me chupa liya.

Mai- toh kya main bahar jaa ke dusre ladkiyon se puchu ki main tumhare sath aage badhu.

Divyaa- tumne aisa kiya na toh main tumhara munh tod dungi.

Mai- isilye toh tumse kah raha hu.

Divyaa- tum kya kahna chahte ho.

Mai- yahi ki main apni patni se nhi kahunga toh kya dusre se.

Yeh sab chodo na mujhe pyaar karne do.

Divyaa- tum na bahut gande ho, mujhe aisa lagta hai ki iske aalawa tumhe kuch nhi aata.

Mai- tum chaho jo kaho main toh nhi rukne wala. Maine Divyaa ko Kass ke pakad liya

Divyaa- chodo na wo log uthne waleeee..... Divyaaa ko awaj munh me hi rah gayi. Maine apne honth Divyaa ke honth pad rakh diye aur kiss karne laga. Abb divyaa v saath dene lagi. Maine apna hath uske soft boobs pad rakha. Uffff kya naram boobs hai. Mai pagal ho jaunga. Kiss karte hue uske boobs daba raha tha.

Idhar unki raasleela chalne dete hai dusri traf dekhte hai kya ho raha hai.
Mark ke saare aadmi avi tak rajmahal pahuch gaye the waha unhone sab pata kar liya tha aur apne kaam pad lag gaye the.

Idhar jinn aur jinni v apana kaam pad lage hue the.

Aur udhar hacker ne jo khabar apne boss ko diya tha uske v aadmi karn ke dada ke piche piche jaipur pahuch gaye.

Behtreen update mitr

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-22

Mark ke saare aadmi avi tak rajmahal pahuch gaye the waha unhone sab pata kar liya tha aur apne kaam pad lag gaye the.

Idhar jinn aur jinni v apana kaam pad lage hue the.

Aur udhar hacker ne jo khabar apne boss ko diya tha uske v aadmi karn ke dada ke piche piche jaipur pahuch gaye.

Abb aage:-

Aise hi sab apne apne kam me lage hue the. Idhar karn sham ko uthne ke baad sabhi fresh hote aur apne apne kaam me lag jate hai. Isi bich mark ka ek aadmi aa ke 4 mobile phone de jata hai. Karn apna samay dhyan lagane me deta hai. Isi tarah raat ho jati hai. Sab kha pi ke so jaate hai.

Agle din subah 5:00 baje.

Mark karn ko call karta hai.

Mark- yaar yeh rajveer sir kisi ko saath le k aaye hai.

Mai- kya unka dimag jagah pe hai ya nhi.

Mark- ohhh shit yaar bahut bada panga ho gaya.

Mai- kya hua jaldi bol.

Mark- rajveer sir tere dada ji ko hi le aaye.

Mai- sale bhosdike toh suna kya raha hai. Unko jaldi se le ke kalti maar nhi toh teri band bajaunga. Pura sahar ghuma ke tab aana mere pass. Koi na koi jarur picha kar raha hoga.

Mark- haa toh chutiye mujhe kyo bol raha hai.

Mai- saale tujhse sirf yeh bola tha ki rajveer uncle ko bas yaha bula.

Mark- sacchi me yaar iska idea mujhe v nhi tha.

Mai- yeh bahas baji band kar aur jaldi se aa idhar.

Mark- thik hai. Phone cut.

Divyaa- kya hua itna gussa kyo kar rahe the.

Mai- sara plan kharab ho gaya.

Divyaa- plan yeh kya hota hai.

Mai- Chakravyuh ya shadyantra usi ko plan kahte hai.( Mann me- yaar in logo ko v yaha ki life style sikhani hogi.)

Divyaa- par kaise yeh tumhara plan kharab ho gaya.

Mai- baad me bataunga avi bahut bada tension ho gaya hai.

Divyaa- are batao toh sahi aise tension lene se kuch sahi hoga nhi. Usse acha hai aapas me baat karte hai fir ho sakta wo tumhara kya bola tha haa plan ban jaye koi naya.

Mai- haa baat toh sahi hai.

Divyaa- fir batao kya hua.

Mai- maine socha tha main samane nhi aaunga aur sara kaam mera dost mark sambhalega aur aataku sambhalenge aur main apni shaktiya hasil karunga. Lekin jisse maine kaha tha apne bhai bahno ko wapas raj mahal le jane ko usne mere dadaji ko bata diya aur wo yaha hai.

Divyaa- baat toh acchii hai na tumhara kaam aasan ho Jayega.

Mai- kuch assan nhi hua balki pata nhi aab pahle se kitni jayda musibat badh gayi hogi.

Divyaa- wo kaise.

Mai- maine jise yaha apne bhai bahno ko lane bheja tha usne mere dadaji ko phone kiya hoga. Aur mai 100% sure hu ki phone taap hua hoga.

Divyaa- yeh kya bola tumne mujhe kuch samajh nhi aya.

Mai- aree yaar ( kuch der sochne ke baad) assan bhasa me samjho toh kisi ne mere dadaji ki jasusi jaruri ki hogi.
Divyaa-(bich me) yeh jasusi kya hoti hai.

Mai- yeh aaaahhhhhh

Mai- ruko ek minute.

Mai aataku ke room me gaya aur use uthane laga. Lekin sala bhaisa uth hi nhi raha tha sala ko 2-3 laat v maari( normal way me) fir v nhi utha. Pani liya aur sarir pad daal diya. Chutiya ek second me uth gaya. Mujhe dekh ke 100 gali di pahle usne.

Mai- abb ho gaya toh mai kuch kahu.

Aataku- baad me nhi utha sakta tha.

Mai- nhi bhosdike, jayda chu chapada abb kiya na yahi gand maar dunga.

Aataku- chal hat sale main aisa nhi hu. Mujhe pahle se sakh tha tu sala gay hai.

Mai- abb jayda bola na toh yahi sacchi me gaand maar dunga.

Aataku- bhai maaf kar de bol kyo aaya tha.

Mai- yaar in dono ko yaha ki life style nhi aati kya tu inhe sikha sakta hai.

Aataku- haa mera 1 second ka kaam hai.

Mai- toh chal jaldi divyaa ko sikha de subah se mera bheja fry karke rakh diya hai yeh kya hai wo kya hai.

Aataku- tu tension me lag raha hai, kya baat hai bata.

Mai- baad me batata hu pahle wo kar jo maine bola.

Aataku mere sath aya aur kuch mantra padha aur aur divyaa ke maathe par hath rakh diya.

Aataku- maine sab kuch jaadu se isse sikha diya.

Mai - thik hai thank you.

Aataku- kya yaar thank you bol raha hai. Yeh sab chod yeh bata tu kyo tension me ho.

Maine divyaa aur aataku ko sab bataya ki main avi samne nhi ana chahta tha kyoki mujhe shaktiya hasil karni thi. Main rahta lekin apna jayda focus shaktiya pane par rahta. Lekin rajveer uncle ne dadaji ko bata diya. Mujhe pura yakin tha ki unka phone tap hua hoga. Jiski wajah se woh yaha tak jarur aa jayenge. Unhe ( dushman) yaadi galti se v maulm ho jayega ki ham jinda hai toh wo apne aadmi aur kitna extra bhejenge mujhe v sahi se nhi malum.

Mujhe ladne me koi dikkat nhi tha magar galti se v kisi ki v jaan chali jati pariwar me toh itna kuch karne koi fayda nhi. Yeh sab sun ke wo dono v soch me pad gaye.

Aataku- mai apne aur jinn aur jinni ko rajmahal bhej deta hu.

Mai- koi fayda nhi hoga.

Divyaa- kyo

Mai- yeh sab samanya ladaiya hai yadi maine isme jadaui tarike se jeet v liya toh iska koi matlab nhi rahega.

Guruji ne kaha tha jaha jaruri ho wahi apni shaktiya upyog karna aur yaha jaruri nhi hai.

Aataku- thik hai jaisi tumhari marji. Kuch v kaam ho toh bolna. Mai jaa raha hu sone.

Mai- ruk ek minute, yaha bahar khane pine ka bandobast kar de dadaji aa rahe hai na.
Aur Divyaa tum thoda dhyan rakhna unka.

Divyaa- aap chinta mat karo sab ek dam jakhass hoga.

Mai- are tum toh yaha ki bhasa bolne lagi.

Divyaa- haa wo dimaag me aa gaya toh bol diya.

Mai- mann me accha hai abb turnant turnat toh nhi puchogi ki yeh kya hai wo kya hai.

Tabhi mark ka phone aata hai bolta hai aadha ghanta lagega pahuchne me.

Mai- jaldi se taiyar ho jao, wo log pahuchne wale honge. Aaditya ko utha dena.

Phir mai turant taiyar ho ke niche aa gaya. Thodi der baad aataku v aa gaya.
Mai- field me hi ek bada sa dinning table laga do, wahi sara intazam kar dena khane pine ka.

Aataku- idea toh accha hai, chalo karte hai.

Fir aataku ne jaldi se sab set kar diya aur jadu se ek do naukar v bula liya.
Thodi der me aditya aur divyaa v aa gaye. Inke aate hi bahut sari gadiya ek sath gate ke paas ruki aur sab utar ke aa meri traf.

Dadaji toh ek daam sahi kapdo the ek dam raja ki trah. Dur se dekh ke koi kah deta raja hai. Wo aaye maine, Divya, aataku aur Aditya ne unke pair cchue aur unhone aashirwad diya.

Dadaji-( rajveer se) yeh sab kaun hai.

Rajveer- inhi se puch lijiye.

Dadaji- batao baccho tum sab kaun ho.

Mai- dadaji main aapko dadaji bol sakta hu na.

Dada ji- haa kyo nhi.

Mai- dadaji pahle nasta kar lete hai phir baate ho jayengi aaram se.

Dada ji- fresh toh hua nhi hu, toh pahle baat hi kar lete hai baad me yeh sab hota rahega.

Mai- kya baat kar rahe hai dadaji. Aap aram se andar jaa ke fresh ho jaiye. Aap v rajveer uncle.

Dono andar chale gaye fresh hone. Dadaji ke sath jo Munim ji rahte hai hamesa unhe v bhej diya fresh hone.

Mai( mark se)- pata nhi jab unhe pata chalega ki main unka pota hu toh kya react karenge.

Mark- yaar itne dino baad milenge apne pote se toh lajmi hai thoda over react karenge.

Mai- woh baat nhi yaar mere pitaji ne meri wajah se rajmahal choda tha aur dadaji mere se puri khunnas khate hai.

Mark- ohh teri kahani me tragedy.

Mai- haa yaar. Baith aa tab tak wo v aa jayenge. Ham log baate karne lage thodi der me sab aa gaye baith ke nasta kiya aur aab sabne kha liya toh sab meri hi traf dekh rahe the ki main kuch bolu.
Main samjah gya abb kuch nhi hone wala sab batana hoga. Pahle maine sabka ek dusre se intro karwaya.

Dadaji- tum apne baare me batao.

Mai- m.aa..i..nnnnn mmmaa..iii.nnn

Rajveer- kya bakri ki trah main main kar raha hai sidha sidha bol na.

Mai- main apka pota karn.

Dadaji- kya tum karn phale meri traf dekha fir kuch yaad aane pad unhe gussa aa gaya.


Dadaji( gusse me rajveer se)- tumne mujhe yaha isilye bulaya.

Rajveer-(darte hue)- nhi woh baat nhi hai apke sabhi pota poti jinda hai. Unke baare me yahi bata sakta hai.

Dadaji yeh sun ke khus ho gaye ki unke pota poti jinda hai. Lekin sala maine kya galti ki jo sala khadus buddha mere se khunnas khaye hue hai.

Dadaji- batao jaldi kaha hai wo hame unhe le ke jana hai rajmahal wapas.

Mai- ( jaan buj kar bola) aap mujhe nhi le jayenge.

Dadaji- tum ho kaun jo mai le jao tumhe.

Mai- thik hai phir nhi batata.

Munimji- kya kar rahe hai raja sahab aap isse le v jayenge toh kya ho gaya, itne aadmiyo ka khana ghar me banata hai ek ka aur baan jayega toh kuch nhi hoga.

Munimji ko saab malum tha ki dadaji aisa kyo bol rahe the wo hamesa se hi rajmahal ke wafadar rahe hai. Aur mere pitaji se behad pyar karte tha isiliye unhone aisa kaha mujhe wapas mahal le jaa sake. Kyoki mere pitaji ne kaha tha ki yahi( yani mai) sabki jindgi badlega aur iss baat par munimji aankh band karke bharosa karte the.

Dadaji- aisa hargij nhi hoga.

Munimji- raja sahab aap baccho jaisi jidd na kare usse aapke sage pote poti ke baare me pata hai yaadi usne nhi bataya toh. ( Munimji aur dadaji dhire dhire baate kar rahe the).

Isi baat pad dadaji pighal gaye.

Dadaji- thik hai tum v chal sakte ho.

Mai- aab aapka malumat karna khatam ho gaya toh mudde ki baat krte ha.

Dada ji- bolo kya bolna hai, waise main janta hu tum jaise sadak pad uthaye hue bacche aksar mudde ki baat par paise aur jaydad mangte hai.

Iss baat ko sunn ke kuch logo ko gussa aa gaya lekin wo mere dadaji the toh kisi ki himmat nhi hui bolne ki.

Mai- nhi mujhe nhi chahiye wo sab.

Dadaji- toh kya chahiye jo bolego sab de dengey tum bass mere pote poti kaha rahte hai yeh bata do.

Mai- aap ka parwachan khatam ho gaya toh main kuch bolu.

Munimji- haa bolo na bete( baat ko sambhalte hue). Raja sahab yeh sab baate baad me kar lijiyega pahle hame aapke pote poti ke baare me pata karna hai.Beta tum bolo.

Dadaji baat ko samjhte hue sant ho

gaye. Lekin abb mujhe gussa aa raha tha wo v bhayankar wala.

Mai- ( jor se ek dam gusse me chillate hue rajveer uncle se)- aap inhe yaha kyo le ke aaye.

Mere aise baat karne se sabhi daar gaye ki achank kya ho gaya. Yeh Mera subah se daba hua gussa tha jo abb bahar nikal raha tha.

Mai- ( jor se) aapko kisne kaha inhe yaha lane ko. Aap don banne phirte ho rajasthan ke lekin aapke paas. Ek ratti bhar ka dimag nhi hai.

Rajveer- maine toh accha kiya na, wo sab apne pariwar wale se milte toh jaldi wapas ghar jate.

Mai- ghanta ghar wapas jayenge sirf aur sirf aap ki wajah se sabko pata lag gaya hoga ki ham jinda hai.

Rajveer- maine toh tumhare dada ji ko chod kar kisi ko nhi bataya.

Mai- aapke paas dimag hai ya bhusa bhada hua hai. Aapne dadaji se kaise baat ki.

Rajveer- phone se.

Mai- wahi toh phone tap hua hoga 100% kya main 1000% sure hu. Aapki iss bewakufi ki wajah se mere bhai bahan par khatra abb kyai guna badh gaya hai.

Rajveer- pad maine toh.

Mai - wahi aapne socha yeh socha woh socha. Mujhe kuch nhi sunna aapko ek kaam diya wo v sahi se nhi hua.
Mai socha tha bhai ko rajtilak ke din samne launga lekin aap ke iss mahan karya se avi hi sab samne aa gaya.

Dadaji- rajtilak ke din matalab.

Mai- ghar me to sabse bade wahi hai toh raja kaun banega wahi na.

Dadaji- par tumhare pita chahte the ki tum raja bano.

Mai- kuch khwasiye addhuri hi rahe toh aacha hai. Waise v mai raja bann gaya toh mujhe waha hamesa ke liye rahna hoga jo main nhi chahta. Mujhe bass mere maa pitaji ka katil chahiye.

Dada Ji- chalo accha hai. Kam se kam tum toh samjhdar nikle.

Mai- aap sant rahe thodi der.

Mai- haa toh rajveer uncle yeh galti aab kaise sudhara jaye.

RAjveer- jaise tum kaho.

Main- abb main kya kahu aapne mere sare plan pad pani pher diya. Maine kai mahine baith ke yeh plan banaya tha. Apne bass ek second me gud-gobad kar diya.

Mark- yeh sab chodo aab kuch nhi hone wala. Naya plan banao aise gussa hone se kuch nhi hoga.

Mai- thik hai kuch sochta hu.
Thodi der sochne ke baad.

Maine apne jeb se golden card nikal ke Munim ji ko dikhaya pucha aise card hai aapke paas.

Munim ji- haa haina. Sirf golden card nhi diamond aur platinum v hai.

Mai- thik hai toh dijiye mujhe.

Munim ji- inka kya karoge.

Mai- aap sabne jo plan ka gud gobar kiya hai use sudhar raha hu.

Munim ji - gussa kyo ho rahe ho de raha hu na.

Munim ji ne sare card bag me se nikal ke rakh diye tabel par.

Maine mark ko bula ke 1 platinum aur 4 diamond aur 2 golden cards diye.

Mark- iska kya karu.

Mai- tumhari payment.

Mark- meri payment itni jayda nhi hai.

Mai- dekho mark mere bhai bahno ke samne yeh paise kuch nhi hai. Yeh phir aa jayenge. Tumhare 50 aadmiyo ki payment aur 2 diamond cards tumhare. Bass dokha na de de isilye yeh sab kar raha hu bura mat manna. Mai koi v risk nhi le Sakta.

Mark- thik hai main de dunga sabko magar yeh diamond card jo tumne mujhe diya wo le lo.

Mai- nhi woh tumhi rakho yeh tumhari payment hai. Tum jara 5 fighter ko bulao jo hamesa dadaji ke sath rahte hai.

Mark chala gaya unko bulane ke liye.

Munim ji- tumhe pata hai tumne avi kitne paise diye hai unhe.

Mai- mujhe phark nhi padta ki maine kitne paise diye unhe. Phark isse padega ki mere bhai bahan sahi salamat hai ya nhi.

Munim ji- phir v tumne usse 1400- 1500 crore diye avi.

Mai- haa mujhe pata hai.
( Aapko bata du ki
1 platinum card=1000cr. 1 diamond card= 100 cr. 1 goden card= 25 cr. Ke equal hai.)

Aapko lag raha hoga ki dadaji avi tak kyo chup hai toh unhe apne parwarish se jayda apni bete aur bahu ki parwarish pad bharosa tha ki mai kabhi unhe dokha nhi dunga ya unke sath galat nahi karunga.

Udhar se wo 5 fighter aa ke mujse mile.

Mai- aapko idhar kuch mahino me paise dene ki kosis ki gayi hai ya nhi.

Mere aise sawal puchne se usme se 2 ghabra gaye mai samajh gaya ki unhone paise le liye hai avi baat chal rahi hogi.

Mai- maine kuch pucha hai. Sayad aapko sunayi nhi diya.

Unme se unka leader hai jack wo aage aa ke usne apna parichaya diya aur baat karne laga.

Jack- sir hamne koi paise nhi liye ya fir call ayi hoti toh mujhe pata hota.

Mai- par mujhe aisa nhi lagata.

Jack- kyo sir.

Mai- mujhe aapko safai dene ki jarurat nhi hai. Aap ise( mark) pachante hai.

Jack- inhe kaun nhi janta sir yeh hamare clan ke sabse acche yodhayo me se ek hai.

Mai- apko malum hoga ki inhe jaan se marne me aap sabko kuch second lagenge aur mark ne kah diya ki aap dhoka de rahe the aur apne clan ka naam duba rahe the toh aapka clan hamare khilaf kuch nhi karega.

Jack- sir aap aise nhi bol sakte, apko lagta hai ki ham gaadar hai toh aap aise hi hame maar sakte hai. Par dhoka dene ka iljam na lagaye. Hamari clan me sabse pahli baat wafadari ki baat hi sikhate hai.

Mai- lekin. Mujhe aisa kyo lagata hai ki aaap dhoka de rahe hai.

Jack- sir aap proof kar dijiye ham aise hi apne hath se hi apne aap ko khatam kar lenge.

Mai- unke 2 saathiyon ki traf issara karke.- aap inse baat kar le sayad yeh aap ko kuch batana chahte hai.
Mere jaane ke baad unme bahas hone lagi. Maine dekha baat bigad rahi hai unke bich.

Mai- sant ho jao( jor se bola). Pancho fighters shant ho gaye.

Mai- abb batao sari baat.

Jack- sir inke pass kuch hafte pahle phone aaya tha. Par inka kahana hai inhone paise nhi liye.

Mai- kitne paise de rahe the.( Unki traf dekh kar).

Unhone kuch nhi kaha.

Mai- (jor se) kitne paise offer kiye the.

Aadmi- 10 crore.


Maine 5 golden card nikal ke diye.

Main- yeh lo 5 golden card. Per card 25 cr. Worth hai. Yeh toh tumhe pata hoga.

Jack- ji sir par iski jarurat nhi hai.

Mai- rakh lo avi wo sab inhe aur paise dete toh sayad ye gaadari kar jate. Lekin nhi kiya acchi baat hai. Tum sab ek ek card rakh lo. In dono ko hata ke bahar ki security par laga dena main dusre aadmi bhej raha hu.

Jack - ji sir

Mai- jao abb.

Woh waha se car ki traf chala gaya.

Mai- rajveer uncle pata hai kitna solid plan tha, apne bigad diya.

Rajveer- sorry bola na abb maaf v kar do.

Mai- baat wo nhi hai, baat yeh hai ki almost har ek plan fail ho gaya. Abb ek hi upay hai mujhe samne khul ke aana hoga.

RAjveer- toh aa jao na.

Mai- fir aage ka plan v change karna hoga.

Mark- toh kar lena. Uske liye bahut samay hai. Acche se soch lena avi tu bas rajtilak samabhal le.

Mai- okkk.

Dadaji ke paass ja ke.

Mai- aap bataiye aapne rajtilak ke baare me kya socha tha.

Dada ji- yahi ki apne nati ya poti me kisi ki shaadi kara kar. Use rajkumari bana du.

Mai- hmmm. Abb kya irada hai.

Dadaji- abb toh wahi hai. Tera bada bhai raja banega.

Mai- aap waisa hi karenge jaisa socha hai lekin rajtilak ke din hi shaadi rakhna.

Dadaji- aise me toh Shaadi karwani padegi.

Mai- aisa kuch nhi hoga last minute mai bhai ko le ke aa jaunga.

Dada ji- thik hai jaisa tumhe lage.

Mai- bass aap mandap yeh sab taiyari karke rakhna jaise lage ki shaadi hone wali hai. Koi ladka mat dhundna.

Dadaji-plan toh accha hai chalo aisa hi hoga.

Mai- accha hai. Abb apko puri baat batata hu. Rajveer uncle idhar aaiye.

Mai- plan suniye. Jab aap didi ke pass jayenge toh kahegi aapko kabhi yaad nhi aayi etc. etc.. jo sabhi kahte but aap rajveer uncle jab aisa bolengi toh aap unke sant hone ka intazar karna. Jab sant ho jaye toh bolna yeh sab intazam tumhare dada ne hi kiya tha tum sab ke uppar jaan ka khatra tha. Tumhare dada pahle hi aapne jawan bahu beti ko kho chuke the toh tumhe khona afford nhi kar sakte the. Tumhe aisa lagat hai toh wo har mahine yaha aa ke tum sab ko dekh ke jaate the tum sab kaise ho. Jab v aate the hamesa rote hue dekha unke. Ek raja ho ke wo roye hai sirf tumhare liye. Aise hi lambe lambe fekna unke samne. Usi samay aap dadaji aansu le ke unke saamne aa jana hath jod ke full drama suru karna wo maan jayengi.

Munimji - pakka.

Mai- 100 takka.

Munim ji- lekin woh hath jodne wala secene kuch jayda nhi ho gaya.

Mai- are kam se kam abb inhe toh apni galti ki maffi mang hi lene do galti se hi sahi.

Munim ji-accha thik hai thik hai.

Mai- bhai bhabhi ko mannana asan hoga. Yeh kaam Munim ji aap karna. Bass kah dena ki bhai raja banne wale hai. Bahut se jwellery milegi. Aaiso aaram. Baas bhai mana v kar de lekin bhabhi le hi aayegi. Mujhe nhi lagata unhe ready karne me 10 minute v lagega.

Rajveer- aisa kya.

Mai- haa.

Mark ko bula ke pucha ki tumhe files laane ko kaha tha. Usne kaha airport gaya tha toh nhi laa paya. Thodi der me bhijwa dunga. Maine okk kaha.

Munim ji se nana aur buaa ka address le ke aataku aur mark ko de diya. Waha v security ka intazam karne ko kaha. Unke pass mausi ka address nhi tha. Unhone kaha thodi der bata denge. Maine kaha mark ko bata de. Phir sab byee bolke chale gaye. Mark ko kaha nikalne se pahle phone kare.

Phir bach gaye ham char.

Aataku- yaar tere Dada ji sahi me ek daam raja lag rahe the.

Mai- haa toh lagenge na be ulti khopdi ka hai kya tu.

Tum sab yahi rahoge ya fir bahar v chaloge.

Aaditya- yaar mujhe nind aa rahi tum sab ne bahut sawere utha diya.

Main- tum aataku.

Aataku- main v aaram karunga.

Mai- divyaa taiyar ho jao kisi se milwana hai tumhe.

Divyaa- thik hai ready ho ke aati hu.

Mai-( mann me) kya yaar English, accha hai kam se kaam sawal puch ke dimag ka dahi toh na hoga.

Jaaldi aao wait karta hu.

Jakash update mitr

 

[Râjčhàthâ]

Nice update

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-23




Aataku- yaar tere Dada ji sahi me ek daam raja lag rahe the.

Mai- haa toh lagenge na be ulti khopdi ka hai kya tu.
Tum sab yahi rahoge ya fir bahar v chaloge.

Aaditya- yaar mujhe nind aa rahi tum sab ne bahut sawere utha diya.

Main- tum aataku.

Aataku- main v aaram karunga.

Mai- divyaa taiyar ho jao kisi se milwana hai tumhe.

Divyaa- thik hai ready ho ke aati hu.

Mai-( mann me) kya yaar English, accha hai kam se kaam sawal puch ke dimag ka dahi toh na hoga.

Jaaldi aao wait karta hu.

Aab aage:-

Dono chale gaye sone aur divyaa taiyar hone. Thori der me divyaa salwar suit me aati hai ek dam pyari lag rahi thi. Main toh dekhta hi rah gaya. Jab usne mujhe hilaya tab hosh aaya.

Divyaa- kaha kho gaye.

Mai- hmmm. Haaa khai nahi.
Divyaa hasne lagi

Mai- tum bahut hi jayda pyari lag rahi. Tum sach mai meri is jindgi ki nayi ummid ho. Mujhe kabhi chod ke mat jana.

Divyaa- marte dam tak nhi.

Mai aur divyaa gale lage hue the aur pata nhi kitni der tak aise hi rahe.

Divyaa- chale abb ya aise hi rahna hai.

Mai- chodne ka mann nhi kar raha hai. Sab kuch aise hi ruk jaye.

Divyaa- hmm tum aaj kuch jayda hi wo kya bolte ho tum sab romantic nhi ho rahe ho.

Mai- abb main apni biwi ke sath romance na karu toh kya dusre ke sath karu. Yadi tum chaho toh kar sakta hu.

Divyaa- sochna v mat tange tod dungi.

Mai- toh main soch v kaha raha hu. Mai toh tumhe aur apna hath ki ungli uske gall par se pherte hue uske boobs ki traf le ke jaa raha tha bich ke hath pakad liya.

Divyaa- aaj kal tumhara hath kuch jayda hi nhi idhar udhar ho raha hai.

Mai- aab tum jaisi sundar biwi ho toh kiska mann nhi bahkega. Hmm batao

Divyaa ko kaske apne se sata liya abb toh dono ke bich 1mm ka v jagah nhi bacha.

Mai- abb toh tumhe aise nhi chodne wala.

Divyaa- chodo na koi dekh lega bahr hai ham.

Mai- kya ho gaya sab yahi sochenge dekho kitne acche couple hai. Uska husband toh ek second v apni bibi se dur nhi rah sakta.

Divyaa- tumhe har samay masti sujhti hai na. Halka sa thappad gal pad marte hue.

Mai- abb toh main tumhe nhi chodne wala iska badla lunga sud samet. Aur Divyaa ko aur kasske pakad liya. Jaldi se apne hoth divyaa ke honth se jod diya, pahle toh use samjah nhi itna jaldi kya hua fir baad me uski aankhon Mai ne chamak dekhi aur mai samjh gaya. Fir dono lage rahe.

Yeh dono toh lage hue the 2 minute bita 5 minute, 7 minute bita, abb toh 10 minute ho gaya. Abb v nhi chod rahe the dono ek dusre ko sala abb toh hadd hi ho gayi 15 minute se upaar aur dono lage hai sala chumma chati me.

Abbe bhosdike story aage v badhani hai. Nhi toh sab naraj ho jayenge. Hmare dost nilu ki shikayat hai ki hamne sex scene nhi diya avi tak acche se. Woh v pura karna. Abbe chutiya chod usse laila majnu ki trah lage hue. Bhosdike chod usse baad me saidha kand hi kar lena.

Karn- bhosidke tere gaand me khujli kyon ho rahi hai. Mai chumma chati kar raha hu toh.

W( writer)- chutiya sabhi readers itna thodi na kar sakte hai. 20 minute hone jaa raha usko chod hi nhi raha. Yaar tera hi maal hai.

Karn- bhosdike toh itni maast heroine kyon di. Sale iska honth jab v chuste hu toh mann karta hai chhodu hi na. Itna mulayam hai. Sale boobs spong ki trah hai.

W- sale jab se kali shaktiya aayi hai mujhe lagta hai tharakpann chad gaya hai tujpe.

Karn- mc, bc kisne kaha tha iss masum ki jingdi me jhol lane ko. Tuh hi wo burrchodda tha na jisne yeh sanpatti dikhayi na.

W- saale mujhse saanpaatti dikhayi na avi chudwa dunga kisis aur se teri biwi ko . Usme v seal pack maal hai. Lete rahna baba ji ka thullu.

Karn- maaf kar de bhai. Kyo gussa ho raha hai mai toh majak kar raha tha. Avvi chodta hu divyaa ko aage ki kahani start kar. Reader's naraz ho jayenge.

W- tu avi kuch jayda gali nhi de raha tha tu . Abb se jayda gali di na toh teri pure khandan ki aurto ko chod chod kar bhosda bana dunga. Sale jo marr gayi hain na unko v jinda karke chod chod ke bhosda banwa dunga .

Karn- abb yeh tune kuch jayda nhi bol diya. Tu writer hai iska matlab kuch v karega. Mai shikayat kar dunga Naik bhai se, aur v hai jinhe mai pasand hu. Vk248517, Sanju72,Raj 88 ,Raj ,nilu12, Râjčhàthâ,ragish7357,Shanu,AAS, bhai se bol dunga samjha aur v jinhe main pasand hu jaise sharukh bhai X- man, A.B king,. King, Abhishek Tripathi,jassybabra, Shanu,divyaa, K S lover, Vickey 1211, bd sharkar,raaj01, Arjun Singh 72, Rockey2602, Badshah Khan,RD14@9, Asutosh Mishra, Aksh blood, Last benchers, Mahiirathore,Mr. Nobody,Aryanv, Bhupendra Singh, Aditya,Amir, SD3569, crazyrex, Restricted, tpk, obaid Khan, manikmittalem07, Shaka, Daivik raj, kirantariq, prince alvi, Raj Yadav, Arv313, urc4me, Rajan bhalla, rahamiprbha, Sanjay766, Fakira, Shaka Nautica M ,Raj Yadav, Chaubeyji yeh bahi bahane mujhe aap se jayda pasand karte hai. Baas tera watt laga denge.

W- aree kyo gussa ho raha main v majak kar raha tha. Chal abb story padd aate hai aise mai Divyaa toh uppar hi pahuch jayegi apan dono GAAP me lage hai.


Karn ne divyaa ko jhat se chod diya. Dono wahi niche baith ke saans le rahe the jor jor se. 5 minute baad
.
Divyaa- tumne toh maar hi diyaa tha.aise koi karta hai.

Mai- sorry sorry yaar tumhare honth hai hi aise ki chhorne ka mann nhi karta hai. Abb tum hi batao kya karu. Upar se tum itni sexy dikh rahi thi iss white mix pink salwar suit me. Mai pagal hi ho gaya tha. Avi yadi bed room me rahta toh aaj hi suhagraat fix thi.

Divyaa- dhatt ( sarma ke niche dekh rahi thi) aise koi bolta hai.

Mai- hayyee isi aada par toh ham marr mite hai. Ek aur ho jaye .

Divyaa- naa baba na pata chala mai dam ghutne se mai bhagwan ko pyari ho gayi.

Mai- bass ek baar.

Divyaa- baad me chalo late ho raha hai.

Mai- yaar abb phir se sudh ho ke jana hoga.

Divyaa- sudh ho ke matlab.

Mai- yaar math me jaa rahe the.

Divyaa- pagal toh pahle na bolna chahiye tha. Mai aise hi jaa rahi thi. Math shanti ka pratik hota hai. Waha aise hi nhi jaa sakti thi. Upar se tumne jhuta kar diya phir nahana hoga.

Mai- chalo isi bahane nahane ko toh milega tumhare sath.

Divyaa- bilkul v nhi sochna v nhi. 1% v chance nhi hai. Mai jaa rahi hui jaldi ready ho jana.

Mai- jii mam sahab.

Divyaa khilkhila ke hasne lagi. Uske baad wo andar chali gayi. Mai v nahane chala gaya. Ready ho ke bahar aaya phir iss bar divyaa ko dekha toh aur jayda pagal ho gaya iss baar wo laal salwar suit me thi ek daam kayamt dhaa rahi thi. Ajj toh lagta hai yeh apna kand karane ke mood me hai. Kisi trah mai apne aap ko sambhala aur gadi me dono math ki traf chal diye. Math ke pass gadi roki toh divyaa meri traf sawaliya najro se dekhne lagi. Mai aankhno hi annkhon me santh rahne ko kaha. Fir dono andar gaye. Waha guru yuyutsu ( yadi aapko yaad na ho toh Update 7B padh sakte hai). ke baare me pucha toh kaha kaksh me hai. Mai aur divyaa kashk me gaye. Guru yuyutsu dhyan me baithe the ham unke samne ghutno par baith ke naman kiya.unhone Aankhein kholi aur aashirwad diya.

Guru yuyutsu- yeh tumne kya kiya kali shaktiyo ko apna liya. Tum toh acchai ke pratik the na.

Mai- pristhitiya aisa ho gyi ki hame karna pada.

Guru yuyutsu- pristhitiya toh bahut kuch karwati hai iska ye matlab nahi hai ki aap galat rasta chunn le.

Mai- guruji hamne apne guru jinhone hame sikhsha di unhe aur jo margdarshan karne wale guru hai dono ko wachan diya ki nirdosh ki jaan nhi jayegi. Aur mai aap se v wada karta hu. Mere aur mere dushman aur jo unse jude honge unhi ki jaan jayegi uske alawa kisi ki nhi.

Guru yuyutsu- lekin tumne kali shaktiyo ko kyo apnya.

Mai- yeh toh mujhe v nhi pata jaisa guru nand ne kaha hamne waisa kiya.

Guru yuyutsu- jab guru nand ne kaha hai toh kuch soch samajh kar hi kaha hoga. Parantu ham tumhe sachet kar dete hai yaddi yeh kali shaktiya tumpe hawi hui toh bahut khatranak hoga.

Mai- ji gurudev ham samjah gaye.
Guru yuyutsu- ham toh bato me lag gaye yeh Balika kaun hai.

Mai- meri dharampatni hai gurudev.
Fir divyaa ne aage aa ke aashirwad diya aur mujhe bahar jaake rukne ko kaha. Fir divyaa aur gurudev me kuch baatein hui aur fir gurudev ne andar bulaya.

Guru yuyutsu- yahi rahna hai ya kuch aur karya hai.

Mai- avi toh rajmahal jana hai.( Guru yuyutsu bahut hi pahuche hue baba hai inhe bahut kuch mere baare me malum hai.) Waha ka karya samapt kar ke apni shaktiya hasil karni hai.

Guru yuyutsu- apne sabhi karya me safal hona aur kabhi galat raaste par mat jana. Aise hi tino ke bicch bahut baate hui. Fir karn gurudev se aagya lekar nikal gaya math se.

Idhar jaisa maine kaha waisa hi dada ji aur munim ji ne kiya. Aur sabhi maan gaye the jaane ke liye.
Mark ne saare documents v ghar bhijwa diye the.
Udhar jo dada ke piche aaye huye the mark ne unhe bhatka diya tha magar yaha se niklne ( yani karn ke mil ke jaane ke baad) fir se khoj liya aur inhone dii aur bhai aur bhabhi ke photo le ke apne boss ko bhej diya. Uska boss ka dimag ghum gaya ki yeh sab hai kaun. Unhe thoda confusion tha ki yeh unke pota poti hai ya nhi kyonki ham 2 bhai aur 2 bahan the. Waha 3 ladkiyan aur 2 ladke woh v koi anath ashram koi ghar me. Isi me wo canfusiya gaye. Fir uss sale boss ne apne big boss ko bheja. Usko yakin tha ham jinda hai. Aur photo dekhne ke baad yakin me badal gaya kyoki bhai thode bahut papa jaise dikhte hai. Usse avi v sakh tha isiliye aur details hamare baare me nikalne ko kaha aur najar rakhne ko v kaha.

Idhar mai aur divyaa gadi se wapas ghar jaa rahe the.

Mai- yaar in kapdo me toh tum aur kayamat dha rahi ho.

Divyaa- (sharma ke) tumhe sirf yahi sab aata hai.

Main- nhi mujhe toh bahut kuch aata hai tum kaho toh sikha du tumhe.( Aankh mar ke)

Divyaa- dhattt tum pure ke pure besharam ho.

Maine gadi sadak se niche utar di.

Divyaa- idhar se toh ham aaye nhi the ham kaha jaa rahe hai.

Mai- wahi jo tumhe nhi aata wo sikha dunga.

Divyaa- ( divyaa thoda ghabra karke) dekhoo.... Baaahhuuutt ho gyaa majak bahut time v ho gaya chalo sab intazar kar rahe honge.

Mai- chill yaar tum toh aise daar rahi ho jaise tumhara rape kar dunga.

Divyaa- aisa kuch nhi hai.

Mai- yaar main apni favourite jagah dikhana chahta hu. Jaha maine apna accha aur bura samaya bitaya hai. Tum woh jagah dekhogi na toh tumhe aisa lagega ki waha kabhi jau hi na.

Divyaa- hmm maine toh kuch aur hi soch liya tha. ( Bechari flow flow me pata nhi kya bol gayi.)

Mai- tum kaho toh jo tumne socha hai woh v ho jayega waha.

Divyaa- maine kya socha tha batao tum.

Mai- yahi ki kahi avi hi na hamari suhagraat ke jagah suhagdin ho jaye.

Divyaa- youuuu tum na besharam ke level v paar kar gaye.( Aur mujhe marne lagi.) Isi tarah nok jhok karte ham us jagah pahuch gaye.( Yeh wahi jagah jaha hame rajveer uncle ke aaye the).

Divyaa uss jagah ko dekh ke ek daam khus ho gayi. Waha bahut saare titliya kuch khargos aur bahut se janawar idhar udhar rahal rahe the.

Mai- inhe tang mat karna, yaadi inhe accha lagega toh yeh khud tumhare pass aa jayenge.

Divyaa- PLZZ plzzz wo khargos chahiye mujhe dekho kitna accha laga raha hai.

Mai- ruko ek minute. Maine siti mari waha jitne janwar the saab aa gaye kuch samay me. Aur saab mere chaaro traf gher ke mere pair ke upar chadne lage. Maine khargos gilahri sabhi ko utha ke apni gaud me rakha wahi baith ke khelne laga. Divyaa v pass bula ke khelne laga.
Thodi der me ek dhadne ki awaj aayi sab uss traf dekhne lage waha ek cheetah aur kuch sher aur ek hatta kaata bhalu khada tha. Main daud ke unke pass gaya aur gale lagaya. Divyaa toh pahle daar gayi par baad me mujhe unse aise milte dekh ascharya me pad gayi.

Cheetah ( aazad nam hai iska)- jor se guraya.

Mai- yaar mai aa gaya hu. Kuch kaam se gaya tha.

Aazad ne apna munh fer liya.

Mai- sala avi tak sudhara nhi tu jaisa bachpan se karta aya hai waisa hi kar raha hai.

Aazad- fir guraya aur munh niche latka liya.

Mai- maaf karde aab nhi udaunga tera majak. Sorry baba dekh kaan pakda.
Aazad v aa ke mere gale laga.

Mai- arre meri champa aur chameli kaha hai. Itna kahte hi do shernio ne mere upar jhapta mara aur mera gaal chatne lagi.

Mai- are baas v kar na pura chahra geela kar diya. Itna hi bola ki dono munh fula ke baith gayi. Sala koi v female nautanki me bhai tum usse jeet nhi sakte. Main unhe mana raha tha wo mann hi nhi rahi thi. Yeh dekh ke divyaa jor jor se hasne lagi.

Mai- chup ek dam chup koi madad toh karti nhi uppar se hass rahi ho.
Itna sunte he divyaa apni hasi control karne lagi. Bechari kitna der control karti wo munh daba ke hasne lagi.

Mai idhar champa ko aur chameli jaise taise manaya.

Mai- Simba aur maa( Simba ki patni- nala) kaha hai.

Maine itna hi pucha tha ki woh sab ek dusre ki traf dekhne lage.

Mai- Simba aur maa kaha hai.
Bhalu ka name jagira hai.

Jagira- usne guraya.

Mai- musibat me hai. Kya hua unhe. Koi sikhari le gaya.

Champa aur chameli aake mere gaal chatne lage. Mai samajh gaya ki koi aaya tha aur unhe le gyaa.

Mai- tum sab ne kuch kiya kyu nhi.
Jagira mere pass aya aur baith gaya usne apni pith dikhayi waha ghaw tha jo saar raha tha sayad tir aur goli ke nishan the aas pass.

Mai- tum itne din zinda kaise rah gaye.

Jagira- guraya.

Mai- tumne bahut accha kiya aisa karke. usne kuch jaadi butiya khayi jisse uska dard v kaam hota aur infection v jayda nhi badhta tha. Ruko ek minute bass main avi aaya.
Main daura gadi ki traf aur gaadi le ke pass ke medical shop se kuch saman liya aur kuch tools v dukan se kharide aur turant wapas aaya.

Jagira ko paas bula ke baitha ek bhaisa wala injection nikal ke behoshi wala injection lagaya aur thodi der me wo behos ho gaya. Yeh dekh ke sab darr gaye.

Mai- arre yaar daro nhi yeh behos hai. Yaadi mai iske zakhm thik karta toh isse bahut dard hota. Fir woh sab v wahi baith gaye aur pahle maine goli nikali fir zitna dur infection se maans sar gaya tha usse v kaat ke hata diya. Uss jagah ko flame se sikaya ki jisse zo infection bacche kiche ho wo v khatam ho jaye. Iss chaakar me beachare jagira ke baal v jaal gaye thode bahut lekin mai sawdhani se saab kuch kiya. Flame se isilye sek diya kyoki sayad infection ho Sakta tha aaj mai chala jau ya kal fir kaun aake uski dressing karta. Isiliye aisa kiya. Jisse infection jaldi khatam ho jaye. Saab kaam karte hue bahut der ho gayi thi. Main jangal me jaa ke kuch jadi buti laya aur champa aur Chameli ko sungha diya aur sab ko v sungha diya.

Mai- yeh joh tumne sungha yeh jadu buti hai. Jab v chot lag jaye isse kha lene aur jaha chot lagi ho waha laga v lena aur yeh tumhara kaam hai jagira ki lagana aur khilana. Champa chameli ko toh mauka chahiye baas mere saath khelne kaa fudak ke mere godi me aa gayi.
( Yeh saab training mujhe mark ne di thi ki bad se badttar condition me kaise jiya jaye. Usne jadi butiya ka v pahchan karwaya aur upyog v.Uske baad guru ji ne bahut kuch bataya tha jadi butiyo ke bare me jo avi kaam aa raha tha).

Mai- ayee tum dono badmash yeh tumhara kaam hai apne jagira chacha ko yeh sab khilana nhi khilaya toh tumhara sabse accha aam raas nhi milega. Inhe wo chote wale rang birange choclate aur aam raas bahut pasand hai ek baar inhe khilaya tha baas uske baad toh yeh khane me expert ho gaye.

Woh baccho ki trah mere ko maanane lagi dono ki haam waisa hi karenge jaisa aapne kaha hai. Baas hamare chocolate lete aana. Fir maine Divyaa ko sabse milaya. Champa aur chameli toh sabse jayda khus thi. Isi bich maine mark ko phone kiya.

Mark- haa bolo kya hua.

Mai- apni favourite jagah aa ja sirf tu aur munimji ko lete aana apne saath ghar walo me se kisi ko maat lana aur 4-5 aadmi lete aana.

Mark- kya hua koi pareshani.

Mai- pahle aa ja fir batata hu. Urgent hai.

Mark- bass mai pass me hu bas 10 minute me aaya.

Phone cut karke unn sab se baate karne laga.

Mai- tum sab chinta mat karo Simba aur maa aa jayenge bass kuch din samay lagega.

Aab aap soch rahe honge ki yeh kya kahani me twist aa gaya toh bata du. Iss jangal me bahut saare sikhari aate hai aur bahut se jaanwaro ko le jaate hai. Magar ek baar champa aur Chameli ko kuch sikhari le jaa rahe the toh maine unhe chudaya aur ye Simba aur maa ki betiya hai dono. Jab maine bachaya toh yeh wahi mere pass rah gayi inhe khojte khojte Simba aur uske kabile wale aa gayi. Uss samay aisa position tha ki koi dekhta toh yahi lagta ki mai champa aur chameli ko maar raha hu. Baass fir kya tha Simba ne turant mere upar attack kar diya. Iss hamle se mujhe bahut chot aayi thi. Champa aur Chameli ne dekha toh mere pass bhag ke aayi aur mera bachaw kiya. Aisa karte dekh Simba aur nala( Simba ki patni ka naam inhe mai maa hi bulata hu) ko kuch samajh nahi aaya. Fir wo apni bhasa me ek dusre se baat ki fir. Simba mere saamne jhuk gaya tha. Main samajh gaya tha ki yah maafi maang rahe hai. Maine unhe maaf kar diya uske baad hamme aise hi dosti hoti gayi. Fir ek din mujhe aazad zakhmi halat me mila jaisa kahi se chot gaya ho. Fir uski v madad ki isi trah sabse dosti ho gayi. Jab v mujhe maa ki yaad aati main nala ke paas chala aata uske paas baith ke dher saari baatein karta aur apne maa aur pita ke baare me bahut se baate karta. Aise hi ek din baat karte karte mere munh se unhe maa kahne ka mann kiya fir maine waisa hi kaha janawar me v thodi bahut samajh hoti hai, main toh yeh kahta hamse jayda hoti hai. Woh v bahwuk ho gayi uss din ke baad wo aur v close ho gayi. Champa chameli aur aazad ke saath khelna aur maa( nala) ke saath baat karna yahi mera sabse pasandida kaam tha.

Itne der me mark v aa gaya wo sidha mere pass aya. Champa chameli mark ko dekh ke daar gaye. Woh v yaha aaya hua hai mere saath magar azzad Champa chameli aur mark ka 36 ka aakda hai.

Mai- daaro nhi woh kuch nhi karega.
Fir woh 3no sant hue.

Mark- jagira ko kya ho gaya.

Mai- yaha koi shikari aaya tha.

Mark- kya.

Mai- haa aur Simba aur nala ko le gaya aur jagira ko ghayal kar gaya tha uski treatment kar di hai. Kuch der me jagira ko hosh aa jayega fir isse janwaro ke doctor ke paas le jayenge waha kuch din rahega fir isse yaha wapas bhej dena.

Mark- haa yeh accha rahega.

Mai- tum zara Simba aur nala ka patao lagao kha hai. Yadi unhe chip ka pata nhi hoga toh jaldi mil jayenge.

Mark- mai yeh sambhal lunga. 2 din me Simba aur teri maa nala yaha hogi.

Mai- thanks yaar.

Munim ji ko maine bulaya wo darte hue mere pass aaye.

Mai- kya munimji aap inse daar rahe. Yeh aadmiyo se acche hai. Jab inse aapkki dosti ho jayengi toh yeh kabhi dhoka nhi denge magar insano me apne hi apno ko dhokha de jaate hai.

Munim ji- chote baba aapne thik kaha.

Mai- kya munimji aapke chote baba kabka maar gaye. Aab sirf main karn hu wo v apne maa ur pita ji ka. Naa aapke rajmahal ka waaris aur nahi kisi ka rishtedar. Mai baass apne maa pita ji ki aakhri wish puri karne aaya hu. Yeh aap aur uss rajmahal me rahne wale sabhi ko bata dena. Woh v acche se ki mujse koi ummid na rakhe aur aap v.

Munim ji- yeh kya kah rahe hai chote baba.

Mai- aap mujhe karn bulaye. Yeh chote baba aacha nhi lagata abb.

Yeh sab chodiye aur yeh pura jangal ka ilaka mujhe kharidna hai. Jitna paisa lage main de dunga. Bass aap kisi trah yeh jangal kharid dijiye.

Munim ji- bass 2 din me ho jayega sara kaam. Aap nischit rahe.

Mai- yaha jangal ke charo traf fencing mat kariyega magar aache aadmiyo ko hire kar lijiyega jo janwaro ko protect karte hai. Unhe sara kaam samjha ke yaha ki dekh rekh me laga dijiyega. Yaad rahe yeh saab mere liye khass hai. Baad me kuch garbad lagi toh jisne gadbadi ki hogi woh hamesa ke liye uppar yaad rahe.

Munim ji- ji chote baba.

Mai- kya chote baba karn bulaye.

Munim ji- Aadat ho gayi hai. Jab aap chote the tabhi se bolte aaya hu Itni jaldi toh jayegi nhi aadat.

Mai- accha thik hai. Aap bass yeh kaam kara de.

Idhar tabtak jagira ko v hosh aa gaya tha. Maine jagira ko acche se samjhya ki tumhe hospital jana hai waha kuch din rahna hai aur kisi ko pareshan na kare. Jab wo thik ho jayega toh usse yahi wapas bhej diya jayega. Fir mark ke aadmi usse le gaye. Apne jeepsi me.

Mark- mil laye aapne jigri yaaro se.

Mai- sabse acchi jagah hai yeh.

Mark- manna toh padega sabse sukun wali jagha hai.

Mai- chalo chalte hai kahi lunch karte hai.

Mark- chalo.

Maine sabbse wida liya aur kaha kuch dinn me Simba aur maa aa jayenge. Champa chameli toh kuch jayda hi khuss ho gayi ho v kyo na unake maa baap jo wapas aa rahe the. Baad me milne ko kah ke haam pass ke ek restaurant me jaa ke khaya. Aur fir mark aur munimji ko unki jagah chodke wapas aapne aade.

Jordaar update mitr

 

[Nevil singh]

Update- 24

Mai- chalo chalte hai kahi lunch karte hai.

Mark- chalo.
Maine sabbse wida liya aur kaha kuch dinn me Simba aur maa aa jayenge. Champa chameli toh kuch jayda hi khuss ho gayi ho v kyo na unake maa baap jo wapas aa rahe the. Baad me milne ko kah ke haam pass ke ek restaurant me jaa ke khaya. Aur fir mark aur munimji ko unki jagah chodke wapas aapne aade.
Aab aage:-

Hamlogo ke jaane ke kuch der baad hi jangal me issi jagah kuch gadiya ruki. Usme se kuch aadmi utre aur ladkiyan utri. Fir ladki ne siti mari. Woh saab turant aa gaye.

Ladki 1- are wahh itni jaldi kya baat hai champa chameli aaj itni khuss lagg rahi hai.

Dono serniya unn dono ladkiyon ke pass chali gayi. Unhone kuch isara kiya.

Ladki2- yeh dono kya kahna chahti hai.

Ladki 1 - sayad ise karn ki yaad aa rahi hai.

Ladki2- karn ka naam sunte hi gusse me boli- uss manhoss ka naam mat le soha.
Aap sahi samajh rahe he yeh soha aur Ruhi hai. Inko karn ne insab se milaya tha. Udhar dada ji aur baki sab aadmi unhe ek tak dekh rahe the kaise yeh masoom ladkiyan khatrnak janwar ke saath khel rahi hai.

Soha- sorry dii.

Ruhi- ( sorry ko ignore karte hue)kya hua champa chameli batao.

Champa chameli khichte hue unke ekk jagah le gaye.

Soha- maine kaha tha na inhe karn ke yaad aa rahi thi.

Ruhi- soha ekk baar samajh ne nhi aata.
Soha kuch dekhti hai gira hau usse uthati hai kahti hai.

Soha- champa iddhar aa. Kya karn aaya tha. Champa turant soha ko chatne lagti yeh sunn ke toh chameli v soha ke pass aa ke apni khusi jahir karti hai.

Soha- main kaha tha na dii use kuch nhi ho sakta. Champa aur chameli ko baho me bhar ke chumti hai.

Yeh saab sunn ke toh dada ji ko kuch sakh hota hai yehi dono aise kyo bol rahi hai. Fir dono azaad se aur sabhi se milte hai. Aur unhe jagira ke baare puchte hai toh pata chalta hai use chot lagi hai. Woh samajh jati hai karn use kuch nhi hone dega isiliye woh nischint rahte hain. Sabse mil ke wapas aate hai.

Dada ji- soha beta tum aisa kyo bol rahi thi ki karn ko kuch nhi ho sakta.

Soha- w...OOO.hhh woh dada ji aisa kuch nhi hai.

Dada ji samjah jate hai kuch gadbad hai. Dada ji ke abhi tak sabhi ghatano lo relate karte hai. Sochte rajmahal jane ke liye karn v in dono ko mana sakta tha. Ruhi toh ek baar me mann jati. Aur aise hi sabhi gahatnao ko yeh niskarsh nikalte hai ki un sab me ladai hui hai . Kisi chij ko lekar isiliye sabb alag alag rahte hai.

Dadaji- main toh aaj hi karn se mila usse kya hona tha.

Soha- kya aap karn se mile the. Kaha hai woh.

Ruhi- soha hamne kya decide kiya tha.

Soha- sorry dii.

Ruhi- ohh toh aapko karn ne bheja hai hamare paas. Aisa hai toh ham kabhi uss rajmahal me bhi jayenge.
Dada ji abb confirm ho gaye the. Inke bich kuch toh hua hai.

Dadaji- are beta maine kaha na bass milne gaya tha. Mera farj hai na apne sabhi baccho se milna aur dhyan rakhna. Aur usne nhi bheja mujhe( jhoth).

Ruhi- tabb thik lekin kya wo v aayega rajmahal.

Dada ji- dekho main jhut nhi bolunga. Maine use aane ko kaha parr wo nhi mana. Lekin munim ji ne ekk barr sochne ki kaha isiliye hame lagata hai woh aa v sakta aur nhi v.( Jhoth). Mujhe jayda ummid hai woh nhi aayega kyonki usko rajmahal wapas aane ko kaha toh isne turant mana kar diya.( Jhuth).

Ruhi- chalo accha hai woh nhi aayega. Nhi toh ham bilkul v nhi jaate.

Dadaji sochne lage itni baddi problem hai kya joh yeh ek dusre ko nhi dekhna chahte. Inn sabhi socho ko alag karke wo log mark ke bataye jagah ki ore nikal gaye jaha unhe kisi aur se milna tha.
Idhar mai aur divyaa ghar jaa rahe the maine pahuchane se pahle hi gaadi rok di.

Divyaa- yaha kyo gaadi rok di.

Mai- tum avi jis dress me ho, usme tum kahar dhaa rahi ho mujhse toh sabar nhi jo raha.

Divyaa ka yeh sunke aankh phar phar ke karn ko dekh rahi thi.

Divyaa- kyaaaa????.

Karn divya ko kich ke apne se sata leta hai.

Divyaa- chodo yeh khule me nhi plzzz. Yaha koi aa ja sakta hai.

Mai divya ki pareshani samajh ke gadi ka window upar kar deta hu.

Mai- abb koi nhi dekhega. Kutil muskan ke saath.

Divyaa- tummm tum dur rahna avi mujhse.( Mann me-Yaar kaha phas gayi. Mann toh mera v hai par yaha)

Mai- idhaar aao mere pass.

Divyaa- main nhi jaane wali. Tum pakka kuch ulta sidha karoge.( Bhagwan bachalo aaj. Aaj ke baad itne tight kapde nhi pahnugi).

Mai-(mann me-kuch soch karn kuch soch. Haa yadi kiss ke dauran. Great idea. Aaj toh tum gayi divyaa)- divyaa yaha kya laga hai. ( Gaal ke side ungli ka isara karke).

Divyaa- kaha hai. Kuch toh nhi hai.

Mai- aao dikhao idhar.

Jaise hi divyaa karn ke pass aai. Karn divyaa ko bahoo me bhar ke honth chusne laga. Pahle toh Divyaa hakki bakki rah gyi. Fir sara majra samjh gayi. Divyaa karn ko chutne ka pryas karti hai. But baad me use v maja aane lagta hai. Divyaa v karn ka sath dene lagti hai. Bass yahi chahiye tha karn ko. Woh apna agla hatyar phekta hai. Karn divyaa ke boobs par hath rakhta aur dusra uske chut pe. Divyaa pura kasmasa gyi iss hamle se. Karn jor jor se dabane lagta hai. Boobs aur chut ko thodi der aisa karne ke baad karn chod deta hai divyaa ko. Jaise ho alag hota hai karn. Divyaa ek tak karn ko dekhti hai aur aankhon hi aankhon me puchti hai chod kyo diya. Thodi der naa jawan dene ke baad divyaa khud uth ke karn ke gaud me baith jati hai. Joh karn ko chahiye tha use mil gaya aur karn ka chahra khil gaya. Bass fir kya tha divyaa wild kiss karne lagti hai karn ko aur karn divyaa ke boobs jor jor se dabata hai. Aur Divyaa apni chut ko karn ke lund par ghisti hai aage piche. Divyaa apne chut pe aise garam lohe jaise land ko mahsus karke use alaga hi feeling aati hai. Use samajh nhi aata yeh kya ho raha hai uske sath. Thodi der aise karne baad karn apna hath divya ke suit ke andar daal deta hai. Divyaa koi virodh nhi karti hai. Piche se karn divyaa ka huk khol deta hai ek baar aankh khol ke divyaa karn ko dekhti hai magar kuch nhi kahti. Divyaa ki sahmati milte hi bra alaga karke suit ko uppar karta hai aur kiss tod ke boobs munhh me le leta hai.

Divyaa- issshhhh kaaaarrrrnnnn yehhhh mujjjjhheeee kyaa hhhoook rrrrraaaahhhaaaa hhhhhaaaaaiiiii.

Mai- tumhe maza nhi aa raha hai.

Divyaa- aaaahhhhh isssshhhh aaaaiisssiii feeelllliiiinnnnggg kkkkaaabbhhhiii nnnnhhhhiiii aaaaayyyyyiiiij. Ppppuuuuccchhhooo mmmmaaatttt bbbbbaaahhhhuuuttttt mmmaaazzzaaaa aaaaaa rrrraaahhhaaaaaa hhhaaaaiii.

Phir aisi hi dono lage rahte hai. Divyaa ka zabardast sankhalan hota hai. Jiase hi karn apne lund par garam mahush karta hai itne der se aakra hua lund, jo itne der se divyaa pane chut se ghis rahi thi. 8-10 pichkari chodti hai. Dono hafne lagte hai.

Mai- ohh divyaa. I love u. Ummmaaahh honth par kiss kar deta hai.

Divyaa- kya hua itna pyaar aa raha hai.

Mai- bahut din baad itna maza aaya hai. Subah se tumhe dekh dekh ke pagal ho gaya tha.


Divya- aisa kya tha joh pagal ho gaye.
Mai- pahle uss white-pink dress me kayamt dha ke mere aarman jagayi. Fir iss lal suit me woh v full tight har ek shape dikh raha tha toh pagal hi na ho jaunga. Apne aap ko kaise control kiya hua tha me hi janta hu.

Divyaa- haawww.. ( munh par hatt rakhte hue). Tumko aise mujhe ghur ghur ke dekhne me sharam nhi aayi.

Mai- mujhe kyo sharam aayegi. Kahte hai na jisne ki sharam uske phhute karam. Waise v maine kisi dusre ke sath thodi na ko aapni biwi ke saath ki.

Divyaa- haattt Badmash.

Mai- divyaa.

Divyaa- hmmm

Mai- maza aaya.

Divyaa- hmm.

Mai- sirf hmm.

Divyaa- toh kya tumhari trah besharam ho jau.

Mai- mujhe koi dikkat nahi hai.

Divyaa- tumhe toh inhi sab me maza atta hai. Maine divyaa ke boobs daba diya.

Mai- haa isi me maza aata hai. Jab divyaa ko apni halat ka ahsah hua toh Turant apne hath boobs par rakh liye. Dhire se ek hath se jhat se suit niche kar diya.

Divyaa- tumhe sharm nhi aise mujhe nanga karte hue.

Mai- bilkul v nhi.

Divyaa-( gusse ka natak karte hue). tum na ek number ke dhhith bacche ho. Uske baad divyaa apna bra pahnne lagi andar se but hook nhi lag raha tha. Toh hamare karn ne aankh me dekhte hue pyaar se hook ko lagane laga. Isshh khaa romantic moment hai. Dono ek dusre ke aankhon me dekhte hue, ek dusre ke saans ek dusre ko mahsus hote hue. Divyaa ki pasine ke sath uske sharir ki mila jula hua mahak karn ko pagal kar rahi thi. Idhar divyaa ko v karn ka sakht sharir ke sath sath karn ke pashine ki mahak divyaa ko v pagal kar rahi thi . Divyaa ko karn ke baahoo ne aise hi rahne ka mann kar raha tha. Dihre dhire karn ka hath divyaa ki pith par laga. Lagte hi divyaa ki aankh band ho jaati hai. Divyaa is moment ko acche se feel karti hai. Dhire dhire karn hook lagate hue aage baadh ke divyaa ke kaan ke pass jaa ke kahta hai. Hook lagg gaya.

Divyaa-( hadbada ke) haa haa kuch kaha tumne.

Mai- hook lag gaya.

Divyaa- thanks.

Divyaa jhat se karn ki gaud se uth ke side me baith jaati hai.

Mai- chale aab.

Divyaa- hmm. Fir karn gadi ko aage badha deta hai sidha training wale ghar par rok deta hai . Andar jaake dono fresh hote hai. Karn mark ko phone karke. Bulata hai sath me rajveer uncle ko v laane ko bolta hai. Mark kahta hai 1 ghante me aata hu kuch kaam hai. Karn file leke baith jata hai.

Divyaa- abb kya leke baith gaye. Thoda aaram kar lo.

Mai- kuch jaruri papers hai check kar lu fir aaram. Tum aaram karo na tumne bahut mehant ki hai.

Divyaa- tum sab kuch me masti sujhti hai.

Mai- so jao tum thodi der. Mujhe sahi me yeh papers dekhna hai.

Divyaa- thik hai jaldi se sara kaam karke aaram kar lo.

Mai- jo hukum maharani sahiba.
Aisa bolne se Divyaa ke mukh pe muskurahat aa gayi aur wo aaram karne lagi. Main files dekhne laga pahle apni bahno ke dekha wo kaha kya kharida kya khaya kisse mila sab data tha. Pichle kuch saalo me wo aashram se 2-4 baar hi nikli thi. Fir bhai aur bhabhi ki files dekhi. Bahi kuch ulta sidha kaam me laag gaye the. Bhabhi toh simple thi but chalak thi toh thoda bahut unhone sambhal liya bhai ko. But company uss time kaha thi jaha pahle sirf profit hi profit aati thi aur india ke acche company ke naam me suumar thi. But abb loss me hai very strange. Naam duba diya company ka. Jab maine registration paper dekha tab samjh me aaya, The D.K naam change ho gaya hai. Company loss ki jaane ki wajah se bhai apna share sell kar raha hai sath me dono dii ke aadhe- aadhe shares. Mera dimaag toh kharab ho gaya. Last kuch years se donation v nhi jaa raha anathashram ko. Mera dimaag totally blank ho gaya. Anathashram isilye chal raha tha jo maine restaurant khola tha waha ka sara paisa anath ashram ko jaa raha tha. Maine file side me rakha aur aaram karne laga. Sahi me kaha 400-500 cr. ki company nancy dii ne 5-6 saal me khara kar diya tha. Lekin unke rahte itna loss kaise ho sakta hai. Jarur kuch gadbad hua hai. Aab ek hi solution tha avi mere pass jo shares avi abhay bhai sell kar rahe hai use kharidna aur indirectly company me interfare karna. Nhi toh sala company saal bhar me road pe aa jayegi. Chalo sahi hai yeh idea sahi hai abb aram karte hai. Thode samay hua hi tha ki phone bajne laga.

Mai- hello.

Udhar se- niche me hu.

Mai- aa raha hu.

Mark aur rajveer uncle aa gaye the. Fresh ho ke niche aa gaya.

Mai- kaisa raha aaj ka din.

Mark- full drama se bhara hua.

Mai- isilye nhi gaya tha.

Rajveer- Bulaya kyon tha.

Mai- aapko mere teeno sathi ko leke jana hai aapne sath.

Rajveer- thik hai le chalenge.

Mai- Aaditya aur divyaa ko sage bhai bahan bana dena aur apna bhatija- bhatiji bana ke le jana aur aataku ko bhai ka presonal bodyguard banana hai kaise v karke yeh idea aap lagao kaise karna hai.

Rajveer- ho jayega tu tension na le.
Idhar jab divyaa ne mujhe nhi dekha toh woh idhar udhar khojne lagi mujhe. Jab bahar dekha toh hum sab bahar hai toh andar jaa ke fresh hoke nasta le ke bahar aayi.

Mark- waah sach me bahut accha kaam kiya aapne.( Chai lete hue).

Rajveer- thanks beta. Jab uncle ne dhyan se Divyaa ko dekha toh mang me sindur aur gale me mangalsutra dekh ke pucha.

Rajveer- beta tumhari shadi ho gayi hai.

Divyaa-( eka ek) haa karn se hui hai.

Mai( mann me - lo gayi bhains pani me. Sala dono mil ke band baja denge.)

Dono- ek sath- kyaaaa???

Maine divyaa ko ghur ke dekha. Woh samajh gayi ki galti se uske munh se kya nikal gaya. Wo kaan pakad ke sorry bol ke andar bhag gayi.

Mark- kya be chutiye tune shaadi ki aur bataya v nhi.

Mai- dekh sun sun aram se baith mai explain karta hu.

Mark- explanation sahi hua toh chod dunga.

Rajveer- tumne karn yeh bata ke accha nhi kiya.

Mai- sorry uncle, uss samay condition hi aisi thi ki kisi ko bula nhi paya.

Mark- matlab.

Mai- mai ek aisi jagah tha jaha ki location mujhe v nhi pata thi toh aapko kaise bulaata.

Mark- aise ghuma fira ke mat bol pura bata.

Mai-yaad hai mai tere ko bola tha mai kahi jaa raha hu.

Mark- haa.

Mai- yaha se jab mai outside area me pahucha toh mere sath ek accident ho gaya tha jisme mai gahayal awashtha me mai iske pita ko mila. Woh ek ashram me rahte the jangalo me. Waha mai raha. Mera yaadast chali gayi thi( jhuth) waha mai 2 saal raha aur divyaa se pyaar ho gaya aur use mujhse. Ek din achank mai ek bahut unnche paid se gir gaya aur head me chot lagi aur yaadast wapas aa gayi. Toh mai unse pucha mai kitne samay su hu. Unhone ne kaha 1saal 6-7 mahino se toh kuch mahine rah gaye the wapas aane me. Par mai ek galti kar baitha wo thi divyaa se pyaar mai bahut sataya divyaa ko ki yeh meri zindagi se chali jaye but nhi. Ek number ki ziddi hai. Usne ulta sidha karke mujhe manaya aur aane se pahle shadi ki. ( Jhuth). Maine aapko bata diya hai ki main aise jagah rahta tha jaha koi suwidha nhi thi aisi chijo ki jaha se aapko contact kar paau isilye nhi kar paya.

Mark- but yaha aane ke baad bata sakta tha na.

Mai- dekh yaha mai kisi aur kaam ke liye aaya tha tu v janta hai. Aise mai kahi se kisi dushman ko pata chal jata toh sahi nhi rahta. Bass isilye nhi bataya. Tu toh samjah iss baat ko. Tu toh inn sab condition me kitna khatra hota hai. Tu toh janta hai. Sahi me once again sorry both of you.

Rajveer- koi baat nhi. Chalo accha hai kam se kam aisa kiya toh sahi.

Mai- thanks samjhne ke liye. Joh baat karne ke liye bulaya woh kare.

Rajveer- haa bolo.

Mai- bhai ki company puri loss me chal rahi hai.

Rajveer- wo company uski kabhi thi hi nahi.

Mai- un sab baato ko chodiye. Bhai shares bech raha hai. Aap kisi trah kharid lo.

Rajveer- thik hai ho jayega.

Mai- ek baat samajh nhi aayi???

Mark-kyaa???

Mai- Nancy dii ke rahte yeh sab kaise ho gaya.

Mark- aare woh ek din achank wala incident ho gaya.

Mai- comedy mat maar sidha sidha bol.
Mark- matlab ki baat yeh ha ki woh yaha se aise gayab hui ki kisi ko pata v nhi chala.

Mai- whattt???

Mark- haa.

Mai- yeh rajtilak khatam ho jaye uske baad Nancy dii ka pata lagao yarr tum toh jaante the sabse mushikil samay me unhone sath diya tha. Family me wo v aati hai. Tumhe unka v dhyan rakhna tha.

Mark- sorry yaar mujhe laga sirf apne bhai bahno ke baare me bola lekin tu tension tera kaam ho jayega. Rajtilak ke baad meri first priority yehi kaam hogi. thik hai abb khus.

Mai- okk. app sab kab jaa rahe ho

Rajveer- kal sham ko, avi toh mausam kharab hai nhi jaa sakte.

Mai- thik hai aap kal subah yaha aa jana.

Rajveer- kyoo.

Mai- kal mai delhi ke liye nikal raha hu. Aap log parso delhi me milo.

Rajveer- thik hai. Lekin kuch samjh me nhi aaya kyo???

Mai- samjh jayoge toh mera kya kaam. Aap bass aa jana.

Rajveer- thik hai.

Mai- ruko ek minute mai aaya.

Mai andar gya toh divyaa wahi andar tehel rahi thi sath me aaditya aur aataku v the. Uska tension kam karne me lage the.

Mai- itna tension me kyo ho.

Divyaa- woh maine unke samne. Sorry galti ho gayi aur Divyaa ki aankho se aanshu nikalne lage.

Mai- ssshhh chup. Rote nhi wo galti se ho gyi na. Chup chup kuch nhi hua. Lekin tumhe ek sarth par maaf kar sakta hu.

Divyaa- kya jo v hai manjur hai.

Mai- pahle sun to lo.

Divyaa- jo v ho mujhe manjur hai lekin aapko batana hai toh bata do.

Mai- bass yahi ki abb aage se galti se v yeh baat kisi ko mat batana.
Tum taiyar ho ke aao. Uncle aur mark se mil lo acche se.

Divyaa- par kyo???

Mai- are jab aab unhe pata chal gaya hai toh acche se mil lo.

Divyaa- bass 2 minute me aai. Divyaa andar se taiyar ho ke aai. Chahe bhai duniya me koi v ladki kyo na ho sala taiyar hone me samay toh lagati hi hai. Mai tabtak bahar aa chuka tha.

Mai- aao. Divyaa dono ke pair chuee dono be aashirwad diya.

Rajveer- waise karn teri kismat acchi hai bahu ek dam payri chun ke laya.

Mai- maine nhi chuna isne mujhe chuna.
Rajveer- beta tujhe yahi buddhu mila shaadi karne ko.

Divyaa-( majak me) abb kya kare maine socha inka bhala kar dete hai.

Mai- ohhhhoooo toh mere samne kaun bol raha tha kuch v ho main tumse hi shadi karungi haa.

Divyaa-( hadbada ke) mmaaii mmaaii...nnee kab bola maine nhi bola tha.

Mark- are tum dono baand karo apni ladai.

Main- accha thik hai.

Mark- ne apne gale se ek tabij type ka kuch tha wo divyaa ko diya aur bola yeh mere sath mere bachpan se ye mere maa pitaji ne diya hoga( mark ko apne maa pitaji ka pata nhi tha) sayad. Abb yeh tumhe de raha hu. Iske alawa mere pass aisa kuch khass nhi hai joh main tumhe de saku.

Divyaa- bhai apne diya yahi mere liye bahut hai.

Mark- chalo accha isi bahane se mujhe ek bahan mil gayi.

Divyaa- mera v koi bhai nahi tha. Bachpan se iksha thi ek bhai ho. Aapke rup me wo v puri ho gyi. ( Yeh kuch jayda hi emotional drama ho gaya).

Mai- ( mann me-kya yaar kya nautanki hai sala. Turant bhai bahan ban gaye aur ek sala mai mere 3 bhai bahan hote v koi nhi manta. Sala ajib hai zindagi. Mere sath hi aisa kyo hota hai.) Chalo bhai bahan mil liye. Divyaa yarr khana khilao apne bhai ko uncle ko aise hi bhej dogi.

Divyaa- nhi aaj main apne hatho se khana banaungi aur sabko khilaungi.

Mai- bhai aaj tak toh hame nhi khilaya mark accha hai tumhe khane ko mila.

Mark- bahan hai meri mereko nhi toh kisko khilayegi.

Mai- sala itne dino ki dosti bhul gaya bahana aayi toh.

Mark- bhag chutiye yaha se.

Divyaa- bhaaaiii no bad language aur aap v.

Mark- sorry sister ( kaan pakad ke).

Mai- maine kaun si bad language use ki.

Divyaa- aapne bhai ko sala kaha.

Mai- toh sala ko sala na kahu toh kya kahu.

Divyaa- hmmm yeh toh hai. Bhai aapki pahli galti hai isiliye maaf kiya. Aap log baate karo mai khana banane jati hu.

Mai- jaan cchuti. Saab biwi ek jaisi hi hoti hai. ( Dhere se).

Divyaa- aapne kuch kaha.

Mai- nnaaa.... Na maine kuch nhi kaha. Woh haa main kaha raha tha mitha me kuch accha bana lena.

Divyaa- hmmm kahake divyaa andar chali gayi.

Aur idhar rajveer uncle aur mark hasne lage.

Mai- aap log kyo hass rahe hai.

Mark- maine aaj ek sher ko bhigi billi bante dekha hai.

Mai- haa saale majak uda le . Jis din teri baari aayegi batata hu.

Mark- kuch v.

Mai- yaar mujhe samajh nhi aa raha nancy dii kyon gayi. ( Mann me- Sayad meri wajah se. Maine itna ganda kaam hi kiya. Lekin unki v marji thi. Sayad baad me guilt ho.)

Mujhe soch me dubba dekh.
Mark- kya soch rahe ho.

Mai- hmm kuch nhi nancy dii ke baare me. Ek aadmi ko bhejo avi abb mujhe tension ho rahi mujhe kuch gadbad lag rahi hai.

Mark- dekh mujhe lagta hai tujhe apne bhai se baat karni chahiye wahi kuch sahi sahi is mamle me bata sakte hai.

Mai- tum sahi kah rahe ho main bhai se baat karta hu tum nancy dii ki information nikalo.

Mark- aur kuch.

Mai- kaam sab kaisa chal raha hai.

Mark-sahi chal raha hai. Abhi aisa kuch nhi hua jisse kuch gadbad lage.

Mai- saab aa gaye.

Mark- nhi. Kuch dino me sab haweli par honge. Tumhare nana ke ghar se aisa nhi lagta koi aayega.

Mai- unki marji. Aise unke bich bnate hoti rahi.

Idhar boss v pareshan tha sala yeh naya kaun aa gaya bhopdike jisse budhau( karn ka dada) milne gaya hai.

Ruhi, soha ko v thodi rahat milti hai ki av unke sath v hai koi. Jab se karn unhe chod ke gaya wo tut gaye the. Ek trah se bass ji rahe the. Waise hi kuch haal abahay ka v tha magar bhabhi ne sambhal liya. Aab wo raja baabe wala tha iss baat se bhabhi aur khus thi. Sath me jab Ruhi aue soha ko pata chala toh wo bass khuss hui unhe utna kucch fark nhi pada. Aab in logo ko thodi rahat mili lekin karn usko kuch nhi. Abb dekhte hai aage karn ke sath kya hota hai.

Delhi jaake wo karne kya wala hai?? Yaa kuch naya bakheda hone wala hai?? Rajtilak sahi se hoga ki nahi??? Ruhi itna naraj hai ya nafrat hai karn se ki woh sakal nhi dekhna chahti aapne bhai ka???

Mast update mitr

 

[Nevil singh]

Update- 25

Karn sabko samjha deta hai ki sabko kya karna hai. Aditya aur divyaa rajveer uncle ke sath rahenge. Aataku karn ke sath jayega. Fir sab sone chale jaate. Karn ko thodi bahut masti sujhti hai but divyaa kal ke jaane ki baat yaad dilati hai toh wo v sant ho ke so jata hai.

Next day :-

Subah sabse pahle Divyaa ki nind khulti hai. Phir idhar udhar dekhti hai. Karn ko dekh ke

Divyaa (mann me)dekhi to sote hue kitna accha lag raha hai. Aise ek number ka badmash hai aur cute v ummmaahhh. Fir divyaa dhire dhire karnn ke traf jhukte hue kiss karne lagti hai honth par.

Idhar karn, nind me laga jaise koi kiss kar raha ho. Fir aankh khol ke dekha toh Divyaa kiss kar rahi hai.

Mujhe aankh khola dekha toh Divyaa piche hatne lagi but maine uske pakad ke fir kiss karne laga. Aahhh yeh kuch aur hi hai iske sath. Sacchi me divyaa se jayda pyaar kaun kar sakta hai ya uske saath jo feeling aati hai Saala woh kuch alag hi hai matlab I can't express. Matlab sukun wala sala dil baccha ban jata hai. Yeh saab baad pahle iska maza le lu. Fir mai aur achhe se kiss karne laga. Jibh ki divyaa ke munh me ghusa diya pahle use kuch samjh nhi aaya leki baad me divyaa ne aapna munh khol diya aur jibh uske munh me aur usko chusne laga. Kiss karte hue bahut der ho gai thi saans lene me problem ho rahi thi lekin sala aaj divyaa kisi alag mood me thi. Aaj divyaa aggressive mode me thi. Kuch der me uski v saans phulne lagi, usne chhor diya. Haam dono saans durust karne lage.

Mai- aaj tum kuch jayda hi excited nhi thi.

Divyaa- toh kya ho gaya.

Mai- mai kya kuch nhi aaj tum kuch jayda hi thi lekin jo v tha maza aa gaya.

Divyaa- tumhein pasand aaya.

Mai- hmm (baanho me bharte hue).

Divyaa- late ho gya utho tumhe jana v hai.

Mai- tumhe uncle ke saath jana hoga.

Divyaa- haa tumne bataya tha.

Mai- but tumhe aur mujhe kuch din alag rahna hoga.

Divyaa- kya ho gaya ek din ki baat hai.

Mai- nhi ek din ki baat nhi jabtak rajtilak nhi ho jata.

Divyaa- kyaaa nhi nhi mai tumhare saath hi rahungi.

Mai- dekho tum zidd mat karo. Aur udas mat hona bass kuch din ki hi baat hai.

Divyaa- nhi PLZZ na PLZZ plzzz

Mai- divyaa aise mat karo plzzz. Tumhe sahi baat baatu. Yadi tum mere saath hogi toh aadha dhyan tumhari traf hoga sacchiii aur aadha kaam par, aise me kuch v gadbad ho gaya toh kisi ki v jaan ja Sakti hai. Kya tum chahti ho aisa kuch ho.

Divyaa- nhi ( udas hoke).

Mai- dekho aab fir tum galat kar rahi ho mere saath.

Divyaa- abb maine kya kiya.

Mai- yahi aab tum udas ho rahi ho. Mujhe accha lagega aise tum mujhe bhejo. Abb aisa mat karo jab v tumhe baat karni hogi mujse kar lena. Okk abb khus.

Divyaa- hmmm.

Mai- late ho raha hai chalo. Tumhe taiyar hona hai.

Mujhe dimag me eka ek kuch strike kiya aur main khuss ho gaya.

Mai- ( divyaa ko kiss karte hue) you are very lucky for me. Pata hai itne dino se mai kuch soch raha tha itna sab bigar gaya tha tumne sab solve kar diyaa. Thank you thank you.

Divyaa- are are sant sant mahashay kya hua batao to.

Mai- are dada ji aur sabke aane se jo plan kharab ho gaya tha wo aab kuch hadd tak thik kiya jaa sakta hai. Yadi hamare dushman ko jab tak mere asli identity ka pata nahi lag jata.

Divyaa- chalo kuch toh accha hua.

Mai- hmm sirf tumhari wajah se. Tum aise hi roj uthana mera sab din accha jayega.

Divyaa- bilkul kyo nhi.

Mai- chalo abb tum ready ho jao tab tak mai rajveer uncle se baat kar lu.

Phir maine rajveer uncle ko phone karke apna plan bataya unhe kuch doubt hua plan par lekin maine kaha jab tak meri asli identity pata nhi chal jati wo log ghanta kuch nhi kar sakte. Wo v mann gaye aur okk kaha. Unko jaldi aane ko kaha aur sath me mera Sikka jo dada ji ke pass tha wo lane ko kaha. Baat kahatam karke ham sab ready hone chale gaye. Sab ready hoke niche aa gaye the. Aur nasta v lag chuka tha. Main jab maid ko dekha toh kuch ajib si feeling aai. Mujhe kuch samjh nhi aaya. Maine ignore mara aur nasta kiya.

Aataku aur aaditya v aa gaye the. Sabne mil ke nasta finish kiya. Tab tak rajveer uncle sath me Mike v aa gaya. Sabko hii heelo kaha.

Mike- kab nikal rahe ho.

Mai- bass thodi der me.

Rajveer uncle ne mujhe Sikka thamaya. Sabko bye kaha. Aur aaditya ko v samjhaya Divyaa ke sath rahe. Kuch v ho sakta hai savdhaani rakhe. Uske baad ek jeepsy le ke nikle mast khuli khuli hawa. Abbhi chalte yaha se toh Highway par pahuchane me 2 se 3 ghante aur waha se kuch 5-6 ghante ka rasta tha delhi.
Aaj mujhe gaadi se hi jana tha isiliye chal diya aataku se v bol ja sakta tha but waha jayda kuch kaam nhi tha isiliye nikal liye.

Kahi dusri jagah:-

Police 1- mam aaj deal hone wali hai.

Jo inki head hai woh ek ladki ha.

Police 2- Pandey ji kya baat itni jaldi information. Mann na padega aapki kabiliyat ko. Bahut accha kam kiya.

Pandey - thank you mam.

Police 3 (mann me )sali randi kahi ki bahut dinno se hamara dhanda chaupat kar rakha hai. Aaj tu aayegi apne hath sabb tere liye hi hai. Tu tension na le aaj tera pura bandobast kar rakha hai. Teri chut aur gand ka bhosra na banaya to mera naam Tawde nhi.

Ohhoo toh aaj hamari iss police officerni madam ke liye fielding hai. Chalo dekhte hai kaa hota hai inke saath.

Tadwe- ek number ka harami aadmi jitne v ilegal business hai iske area me iska kuch na kuch hath rehta hi hai.

Pandey ji- hamare imandar police officer na na corrupt. No confusion isi trah hai yeh matlab confusion character. Jiski lathi uski bhai's wala hal hak. Matlab jo inke upar wala officer hota hai yeh waisa hi kaam karta hai.

Hamari officerni madam Shruti Sharma ( age-23)-bala ki khubsurat ek dam kantap maal hot bomb. Matlab sala jo pahin le wahi character tv serial type. Matlab Ham samjha dete hai. Jaise tv serial me hota hai na yaadi sari pahna diye toh sanskari bahu, top skirt pahna diye toh sex bomb. Usi type hai yeh aur saath saath sala hai badi gussail. Jhut bolne wale se sakht nafrat hai. Dil se utni hi acchi. Apne bhai ke kaatil ko dhunde ke liye yeh police bani hai. Ghar me ek vidwa bhabhi aur maa hai papa aksar bimaar hi rahte hai.
Idhar hamare boss ko khabri phone karte hai aur bolte hai sir yeh log kahi ko nikal rahe hai aur boss unka picha karne ko kahta hai. Sala ii jo bosswa hai na pagla wagla jayega saale ko kuch haath ji nhi lagg raha hai. Ki ii karn ka dada waha kaun chizz ke liye gaya hai.

Idhar karn aaram se nikal chuka tha aur apni manjil ki aur badh raha tha. Bich me ek jagah chai nasta ke liye roka jab v karn aaj ladki ya aurat ko dekh raha tha sale me ajib feeling aa rahi thi.

Mai- aataku yaar aaj jab v kisi ladki ya aurat ko dekh raha hu toh aajib feeling aa rahi hai.

Aataku- matlab kuch samjha nhi.

Mai- yaar samjh na aajib feeling aa rahi hai.

Aataku- dekh dimag mat garam kar sale batana hai toh sidha bata warna gaand mara.

Mai- yaar jab v ladki ya aurat ko dekh raha hu toh lund kahada ho jaa raha hai.

Aataku- haahaa haaahaaa kya mast joke mara re. Sala main hi chutiya banane ko mila puri duniya me.

Mai- sacchi me seriously majak nhi.

Aataku- dekh aise baate kara ke mujhe dara mat samjha.

Mai- kasam se main jhuth nhi bol raha sacchi. Subh me wo teri laye hue maid ko dekha tab ajib felling aa rahi thi fir yaha dekha toh sala sidha lund hi khada ho jaa raha hai

Aataku- are sala ii toh gambhir maater hi gaya re.

Mai- are majak mat kar bata na yaar kya ho raha hai.

Aataku- mujhe laag raha hai guru ji ne jo kaali Shaktiyo ke baare me bola tha usi se aisa ho raha hai. Yeh bata tu practice kaar raha hai usko kaabu paane ke liye.

Mai- Yaar kuch had tak control kar liya tha but jab se yaha aaya hu practice nhi ki.

Aataku- isilye aisa ho raha hai ek baar gurudev se baat kar lena.

Mai- thik ha.

Aataku- chal aab

fir waha se ham dono nikal liye.

Idhar rajveer uncle aur Mike ke saath divyaa aur aaditya nikal liye aur pahuche apne aade jaha uncle aur daadu thahre the. Aur bhai aur bhabhi ko v yeh log yaha ke aaye the. Sabne ek dusre ko hii hello kaha.Soha aur Ruhi jab aapne bhai se mile toh thoda emotional moment create ho gaya aur saath me abhay ne apne behaviour ke liye maafi maangi ki usko khayal rakhna chahiye tha Ruhi aur soha ka. Fir dono ne maaf v kar diya woh janti thi ki kiya hua unke sath. Uske baad sab ladkiyan ek jagah baithi aur gaape.

Idhar rajveer mike aaditya aur abhay baat kar rahe the aur dadu aaram.

Rajveer- suna hai tum apne company ke sahares bech rahe ho.

Abhay- haa kuch losses hue hai company me bass isilye.

Rajveer - accha thik mujhe bech do jitne sare shares tum bechna chahte ho.

Abhay- uncle aap apne hai isiliye jhut nhi bol raha. Yeh shares kuch kaam ke nhi hai. So aap nhi kharide toh accha hoga.

Rajveer- tum uski chinta naa karo baas tum paper ready karwa lena.

Abhay- are you sure.

Rajveer - yes 100% tum bass waisa karo jaisa maine kaha hai.

Abhay- okk abhi main bol deta hu delhi branch me paper ready karane ko kal mil jaayega aapko wahi sabkuch.

Rajveer- okk thik hai. Fir sab aapne me masgul.

Wahi dusri traf ek jagah.

Ladka,- ooyyee chapadganju Saarale aan ke chhilke chal ladki ko chodd.

Oohh teri yaha kuch gunde hai aur inka boss v hai.

( Gunde sab ko G1 G2 likhunga boss ko gboss)

Gboss- abbe ooo chutiye yeh teri bahan hai.

Ladka - naa

Gboss- tum logo se v puch raha hu( ladka ke saath 2 aur aadmi the unko A1 aur A2 likhunga).

Aadmi1 aur 2 - naa

Gboss- saali hai patni hai rishtedar hai koi hai kya.

Teeno- nhi.

Gboss- toh kyo faltu me gaand maarne aaya hai. Chal nikal yaha se.

Aadmi 2 - aabbe karn ii kuch jayda na bhaunk raha hai.
Aree ii ka ii toh apna hero hai ii kaha aa jaya yaha . Ooh sorry iske liye aapko thoda piche jana hoga.

Chhuuuk chhuuuk chhuk eeee thuu thuuu sala eeee train ka awaj hai. Gaad gaaad gaad unhu eee v na sala eee v kuch ajib awaj hai. Sala uuu jo reel me gaad gaad ke piche awaj aata hai na ghumne ke baad uu samjh ke piche ho lo flash back me.

Baat eee hua ki jaab log delhi ko pahuchne wale the toh hua ki sannn sannn se awaj hoke side se 2 gadi nikli.

Karn- innn chutiyo ko gaadi chalani v nhi aati sala chala kaise rahe hai.

Aataku- aree chod na hoga kuch jaldi me kaam jaane de tu gaadi chalne me dhyan de.

Thoda aage jaane ke baad dekha ki 2 me se ek gaadi palti hui hai aur waha ek aadmi ghayal hai aur lift maang raha hai. Karn uss admi ke aage gaadi rokta hai aur aataku ko madad karne ko kahta hai.

Aadmi- sir aap ek madad karenge.

Aataku- haa boliye.

Aadmi- wo hamari madam ko aur ek police wale ko gunde utha ke le gaye hai unki jaan ki khatra hai yaadi aap madad kar de toh accha rahta.

Mai- dekho uncle Hamm madad kya ladd lete but aap thehre police apun aap logo ke jhamele me nhi padna chahta hai. Aapko hospital yaa fir police station jana hai toh bolo aapun madad karega.

Aadmi- kya sir ham log aaplogo surakshit raho uske liye apni jaan laga rahe hai aur aap aisa kah rahe hai.

Aataku- dekh yeh tu galat bol raha hai karn chal ja madad kar uski. Woh jaisa bol raha hai kar.

Mai- accha thik hai madad karunga but main koi gahwahi aur na koi charge shit kuch v hoga apun dono uspe sign aur nhi karega nahi hamara naam case me aana chahiye.

Aadmi- achha thik hai bass aap dono chalo.

Karn- thik hai fir chalo.

Fir wo aadmi unn hamdono ko gunde ke ade par le chalta hai.

Fantastic update mitr

 

[Ajay]

Update-26

Aadmi- sir aap ek madad karenge.

Aataku- haa boliye.

Aadmi- wo hamari madam ko aur ek police wale ko gunde utha ke le gaye hai unki jaan ki khatra hai yaadi aap madad kar de toh accha rahta.

Mai- dekho uncle Hamm madad kya ladd lete but aap thehre police apun aap logo ke jhamele me nhi padna chahta hai. Aapko hospital yaa fir police station jana hai toh bolo aapun madad karega.

Aadmi- kya sir ham log aaplogo surakshit raho uske liye apni jaan laga rahe hai aur aap aisa kah rahe hai.
Aataku- dekh yeh tu galat bol raha hai karn chal ja madad kar uski. Woh jaisa bol raha hai kar.

Mai- accha thik hai madad karunga but main koi gahwahi aur na koi charge shit kuch v hoga apun dono uspe sign aur nhi karega nahi hamara naam case me aana chahiye.

Aadmi- achha thik hai bass aap dono chalo.

Karn- thik hai fir chalo.
Fir wo aadmi unn hamdono ko gunde ke ade par le chalta hai.

Aab aage:-.........

Toh aaisi hua flashback.

Unsabka boss waha kursi par baith gaya aur sab uske aage piche.

Waha jo 2 admi the unme se ek aataku aur ek Pandey ji the.

Gboss- sala toh kya tu iss ilake ka dada hai.

Mai- (mann me) sala yeh accha mauka hai sara frustration nikalne kaa isse use gadhe dada ki wajah se jo hua. Ohhh sorryyy sorryyy mafff karna . Jo dada ji ke karan plan fail hua. Uska bharas nikalne ka yeh sahi jagah hai. Warna aage pata nhi kisi ko par gaya mere hath ka toh gaya. Chalo sala thoda dada banke dekhte hai.

Mai- beta idhar aana.
Ek gunda ke karn ke pass aaya. Yeh laga 1-2-3-4-5 jhapad ek bad ek.

Karn- beta apne dada se aise baat karte hai.

G1- aiii tune mujhe mara.

Karn- aiii karke baat krta hai apne dada se. Yahi sanskar diye hai tumhe hamne.
Yeh laga gunde 2 char mukkaa wahi behos.

Fir ek piche se marne hi wala tha karn usko pakad leta hai.

Karn- apne dada par hatyar uthata hai. Tere dadi ko pata chalega toh kitna dukh hoga.
Yeh gunde ko laga 4-5 phatke.

G-2- maaf kar do dada ji abb nhi hog.

Karn- fir galti karega.
Yeh 2-4 phatke kha ke dusra v behosh.

G3 aur G4 ek sath aate hai. Karn jeepsy ke paass ja ke pully chain kich ke sidha G3 par phekta hai. Button daba deta hai sidha jeepsy ke bumpher par girta hai. G3 ke hath jo hatiyar le ke.

Karn- yeh gay bahise ke gale me accha lagta tere pass kaya kar raha hai.

Usi se karn ne diya 4-5 phatke.

G3 - maff karde bhai abb se aisa nhi hoga.

Karn- kyaa dada ko bhai bolta hai. Teri baap ko pata chala toh teri maa par sakh karega. Tu apni maa ke baare me aisa bolta hai.

Yeh lage 5-6 phatke ek sath. Ek mauka sar pe sar baunat pe laga. Yeh v behosh.

G4 yeh dekhe susu kar deta hai pant me.

Idhar Shruti sochti hai kya banda hai. Usne life me aisa daring banda nhi dekha tha. Jab karn ko ek baar upar se niche tak dekhti hai toh karn full black me tha. Black t- shirt black jeans black shoes. Upar se niche full black. Uppar se 8 abs body sarir full cut dikh raha tha jab maar raha tha. Jab shruti karn ko acche se dekhti hai toh uska niche gila ho jata. Aaj pata nhi shruti ke collage ke baad first time tha jab aise gili hui.

Karn ka dhyan bich me ek baar Shruti par jata hai. Shruti karn ke aankh me dekhti hai aur usi me kho jati hai. Shruti ko apane andar kuch ajib mahsus hota hai pata nhi kya.

Pandey ji- waah kya nishana lagaya( jab karn pulley chain phekta hai G3 ki traf) hai.

Aataku- aise bahut khubiya bas aap show ka maza lo.
Aataku aur pandey ek kone me baith jate hai.

G4 ke pass ja ke

Karn- itna bada gadha ho gaya aur abhi tak susu kar raha pant me.

Sala aise toh koi v darr jayega itne aadmi ko dekh ke koi banda na dare. Aur bina dare dhoye jaye bina wajah sala koi v darr jayega.

Fir karn ne lagaya 2-4 jhapda aur 2- 4 mukke. Issi bich G5 bich me bolta hai.

Karn- jab 2 bade baat kare toh bich me nhi bolna chahiye. Yahi sikhaya tere ko. Isko v laga yeh ek ke baad 4 phatke.

G5 - maff kardo dada ji.

Karn- tumlog kutte ki dum ho sudhroge nhi isliye ilaj karna padega. Ek ke baad 7-8 phatke laga. Aur yeh behosh.

Fir karn G4 karn ke traf jata hai toh G4 natak karke behosh ho jata hai.

Boss yeh sabb dekh ke pagal ho jata hai apne 2 sabse acche pahalwan ko bhejta hai.
Pandey - lagta hai apne dada ki jayda hi ijjat karta hai.

Aataku- khak ijjat karta hai yeh Bahut darta hai apne dada se.

Pandey- kyaaa????

Aataku- haa

G6 aur G7 ek sath hamle karte hai. Inki v dhuniyi hoti hai.

G6 ,G7 - (ek sath) sorry dada ji.

Karn - sarkari school me padh ke English jhadega.
Yeh pata pat pata pat dono ko lag raha tha.

Pandey ji- iss show ki ticket toh mai black me kharidta.

Aataku- dekhiye aage aage hota hai kya.

G6- maff kar dijiye dada ji.

G7- mujhe v maff kar dijiye dada ji.

Karn- do laga Toh sidha ho gaya . English se sidha Hindi accha hai.

Itni der me G7 ko mauka mil gaya wo bhag ke Gboss ke pass gaya aur bola.

G7- dada ji marenge Khishak lo.

Gboss ko gussa aa gaya aur usne banduk nikal liya aur usko goli mar di aur sab gundo ko ek sath hamla karne ko kaha.

Karn ne sabka wahi haal kiya. Jitna v the sabko pit pit ke adhmara kar diya.

Gboss ke pass ja ke.

Karn- bol ise kyo kidnap kiya.

Gboss- tujhe kya.

Karn- aee aataku sala isse dekh ke ek kahawat yaad aa gayi.

Aataku- kya be.???

Karn- rassi tute par bal na jaye. Chal bol jaldi kyu pakda.

Issi bich tabtak Pandey ji Shruti aur tawdwe ke rassi khol diya. Jab karn Gboss se baat kar raha tha bechare Tawde ki toh sitti pitti gum ho gyi. But ispe dhyan kisi ka nhi gaya. Gboss pandey ki traf dekhta hai toh pandey kuch isara karta hai.

Gboss ek dam furti se gun karn pe tab deta hai. Issi ka phayda utha ke pandey Gboss ke khopdi me goli maar deta hai. Yeh itna achanak hua kisi ko samajh nhi aaya.

Shruti- tadwe yeh tumne kya kiya.

Tawde- madam apne dekha na kaise wo inpe gun tane hua tha.

Shruti- Tawde itne din police me rah ke kuch rules nhi sikhe.

Tawde- sorry madam.

Shruti- kya sorry madam wo ek lauta gawah tha.

Tawde- sorry madam but mai itne din police me hi kaam kiya hai. So, mujhe jo accha laga maine aapko mere khilaf action lena hai le sakti hai. Jo insan hame bachane aya yaadi wahi mar jata toh ham police me hone ka kya fayda.

Shruti- haa ham samajh gaye bhai. Tum kya kahna chahte ho. Lekin mai yeh kah rahi hu warning de ke v mar sakte the. Abb sari lead kahatam ho gyi.

Isi bich mauka dekh ke karn aur aataku pandey se baat kar ke nikal gaye. Jab gaddi ke bahar jane ki awaj aayi tab shruti ka dhya gaya.

Shruti- OOO pandey ji yeh kya hai. Ye sab aise hi nikal gaye statement wagarah kaha hai. Aise hi bhej diye.

Pandey- sorry madam but wo isi shart par aaye the ki unka kisi v chij me naam nhi aana chahiye.

Shruti-( apne me) ajib aadmi hai yaar. Pandey ji kaisa aadmi hai yaha sab aadmi chota sa naam hone ke liye kya nhi karte yeh mahasay nikal gaye intresting person hai. Pata lagaye inke baare me.

Pandey- ji madam. Lekin jo kahiye action filmi hero se badhiya tha.

Shruti- baat toh hai pandey ji. Chodiye in sab baato ko sab gandgi ko saaf kijiye.
Idhar aataku aur karn ke nikalne ke baad.

Aataku- ek baat samajh nhi aayi yaar. Tu ek minute me hi sab aami ko maar sakta tha lekin yeh khel khelne kya jarurat thi.

Karn- yaar iske 2 kaaran the. Pahla itne din se jo frustration tha wo nikalna tha. Dusra jo hamara asli roop dekh leta toh use marna padta toh begunah nhi na maar sakte hai bass isilye v.

Aataku - aacha socha tune. Lekin saale tune jo dada ke naam pe mara ek daam jhakass comedy type tha.

Yeh log yaha se nikal ke sidha paradize hotel( yeh hotel pahle v aa chuka hai pahle ke update me) delhi me ruke. Jab tak yeh pahuche saam ho chuki thi toh inhone hotel me 2 room book kara kar . Fresh hoke khana kha ke aaram farmane lage.

Nice update bhai

 

[Ajay]

Waiting for next update

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-26

Aadmi- sir aap ek madad karenge.

Aataku- haa boliye.

Aadmi- wo hamari madam ko aur ek police wale ko gunde utha ke le gaye hai unki jaan ki khatra hai yaadi aap madad kar de toh accha rahta.

Mai- dekho uncle Hamm madad kya ladd lete but aap thehre police apun aap logo ke jhamele me nhi padna chahta hai. Aapko hospital yaa fir police station jana hai toh bolo aapun madad karega.

Aadmi- kya sir ham log aaplogo surakshit raho uske liye apni jaan laga rahe hai aur aap aisa kah rahe hai.
Aataku- dekh yeh tu galat bol raha hai karn chal ja madad kar uski. Woh jaisa bol raha hai kar.

Mai- accha thik hai madad karunga but main koi gahwahi aur na koi charge shit kuch v hoga apun dono uspe sign aur nhi karega nahi hamara naam case me aana chahiye.

Aadmi- achha thik hai bass aap dono chalo.

Karn- thik hai fir chalo.
Fir wo aadmi unn hamdono ko gunde ke ade par le chalta hai.

Aab aage:-.........

Toh aaisi hua flashback.

Unsabka boss waha kursi par baith gaya aur sab uske aage piche.

Waha jo 2 admi the unme se ek aataku aur ek Pandey ji the.

Gboss- sala toh kya tu iss ilake ka dada hai.

Mai- (mann me) sala yeh accha mauka hai sara frustration nikalne kaa isse use gadhe dada ki wajah se jo hua. Ohhh sorryyy sorryyy mafff karna . Jo dada ji ke karan plan fail hua. Uska bharas nikalne ka yeh sahi jagah hai. Warna aage pata nhi kisi ko par gaya mere hath ka toh gaya. Chalo sala thoda dada banke dekhte hai.

Mai- beta idhar aana.
Ek gunda ke karn ke pass aaya. Yeh laga 1-2-3-4-5 jhapad ek bad ek.

Karn- beta apne dada se aise baat karte hai.

G1- aiii tune mujhe mara.

Karn- aiii karke baat krta hai apne dada se. Yahi sanskar diye hai tumhe hamne.
Yeh laga gunde 2 char mukkaa wahi behos.

Fir ek piche se marne hi wala tha karn usko pakad leta hai.

Karn- apne dada par hatyar uthata hai. Tere dadi ko pata chalega toh kitna dukh hoga.
Yeh gunde ko laga 4-5 phatke.

G-2- maaf kar do dada ji abb nhi hog.

Karn- fir galti karega.
Yeh 2-4 phatke kha ke dusra v behosh.

G3 aur G4 ek sath aate hai. Karn jeepsy ke paass ja ke pully chain kich ke sidha G3 par phekta hai. Button daba deta hai sidha jeepsy ke bumpher par girta hai. G3 ke hath jo hatiyar le ke.

Karn- yeh gay bahise ke gale me accha lagta tere pass kaya kar raha hai.

Usi se karn ne diya 4-5 phatke.

G3 - maff karde bhai abb se aisa nhi hoga.

Karn- kyaa dada ko bhai bolta hai. Teri baap ko pata chala toh teri maa par sakh karega. Tu apni maa ke baare me aisa bolta hai.

Yeh lage 5-6 phatke ek sath. Ek mauka sar pe sar baunat pe laga. Yeh v behosh.

G4 yeh dekhe susu kar deta hai pant me.

Idhar Shruti sochti hai kya banda hai. Usne life me aisa daring banda nhi dekha tha. Jab karn ko ek baar upar se niche tak dekhti hai toh karn full black me tha. Black t- shirt black jeans black shoes. Upar se niche full black. Uppar se 8 abs body sarir full cut dikh raha tha jab maar raha tha. Jab shruti karn ko acche se dekhti hai toh uska niche gila ho jata. Aaj pata nhi shruti ke collage ke baad first time tha jab aise gili hui.

Karn ka dhyan bich me ek baar Shruti par jata hai. Shruti karn ke aankh me dekhti hai aur usi me kho jati hai. Shruti ko apane andar kuch ajib mahsus hota hai pata nhi kya.

Pandey ji- waah kya nishana lagaya( jab karn pulley chain phekta hai G3 ki traf) hai.

Aataku- aise bahut khubiya bas aap show ka maza lo.
Aataku aur pandey ek kone me baith jate hai.

G4 ke pass ja ke

Karn- itna bada gadha ho gaya aur abhi tak susu kar raha pant me.

Sala aise toh koi v darr jayega itne aadmi ko dekh ke koi banda na dare. Aur bina dare dhoye jaye bina wajah sala koi v darr jayega.

Fir karn ne lagaya 2-4 jhapda aur 2- 4 mukke. Issi bich G5 bich me bolta hai.

Karn- jab 2 bade baat kare toh bich me nhi bolna chahiye. Yahi sikhaya tere ko. Isko v laga yeh ek ke baad 4 phatke.

G5 - maff kardo dada ji.

Karn- tumlog kutte ki dum ho sudhroge nhi isliye ilaj karna padega. Ek ke baad 7-8 phatke laga. Aur yeh behosh.

Fir karn G4 karn ke traf jata hai toh G4 natak karke behosh ho jata hai.

Boss yeh sabb dekh ke pagal ho jata hai apne 2 sabse acche pahalwan ko bhejta hai.
Pandey - lagta hai apne dada ki jayda hi ijjat karta hai.

Aataku- khak ijjat karta hai yeh Bahut darta hai apne dada se.

Pandey- kyaaa????

Aataku- haa

G6 aur G7 ek sath hamle karte hai. Inki v dhuniyi hoti hai.

G6 ,G7 - (ek sath) sorry dada ji.

Karn - sarkari school me padh ke English jhadega.
Yeh pata pat pata pat dono ko lag raha tha.

Pandey ji- iss show ki ticket toh mai black me kharidta.

Aataku- dekhiye aage aage hota hai kya.

G6- maff kar dijiye dada ji.

G7- mujhe v maff kar dijiye dada ji.

Karn- do laga Toh sidha ho gaya . English se sidha Hindi accha hai.

Itni der me G7 ko mauka mil gaya wo bhag ke Gboss ke pass gaya aur bola.

G7- dada ji marenge Khishak lo.

Gboss ko gussa aa gaya aur usne banduk nikal liya aur usko goli mar di aur sab gundo ko ek sath hamla karne ko kaha.

Karn ne sabka wahi haal kiya. Jitna v the sabko pit pit ke adhmara kar diya.

Gboss ke pass ja ke.

Karn- bol ise kyo kidnap kiya.

Gboss- tujhe kya.

Karn- aee aataku sala isse dekh ke ek kahawat yaad aa gayi.

Aataku- kya be.???

Karn- rassi tute par bal na jaye. Chal bol jaldi kyu pakda.

Issi bich tabtak Pandey ji Shruti aur tawdwe ke rassi khol diya. Jab karn Gboss se baat kar raha tha bechare Tawde ki toh sitti pitti gum ho gyi. But ispe dhyan kisi ka nhi gaya. Gboss pandey ki traf dekhta hai toh pandey kuch isara karta hai.

Gboss ek dam furti se gun karn pe tab deta hai. Issi ka phayda utha ke pandey Gboss ke khopdi me goli maar deta hai. Yeh itna achanak hua kisi ko samajh nhi aaya.

Shruti- tadwe yeh tumne kya kiya.

Tawde- madam apne dekha na kaise wo inpe gun tane hua tha.

Shruti- Tawde itne din police me rah ke kuch rules nhi sikhe.

Tawde- sorry madam.

Shruti- kya sorry madam wo ek lauta gawah tha.

Tawde- sorry madam but mai itne din police me hi kaam kiya hai. So, mujhe jo accha laga maine aapko mere khilaf action lena hai le sakti hai. Jo insan hame bachane aya yaadi wahi mar jata toh ham police me hone ka kya fayda.

Shruti- haa ham samajh gaye bhai. Tum kya kahna chahte ho. Lekin mai yeh kah rahi hu warning de ke v mar sakte the. Abb sari lead kahatam ho gyi.

Isi bich mauka dekh ke karn aur aataku pandey se baat kar ke nikal gaye. Jab gaddi ke bahar jane ki awaj aayi tab shruti ka dhya gaya.

Shruti- OOO pandey ji yeh kya hai. Ye sab aise hi nikal gaye statement wagarah kaha hai. Aise hi bhej diye.

Pandey- sorry madam but wo isi shart par aaye the ki unka kisi v chij me naam nhi aana chahiye.

Shruti-( apne me) ajib aadmi hai yaar. Pandey ji kaisa aadmi hai yaha sab aadmi chota sa naam hone ke liye kya nhi karte yeh mahasay nikal gaye intresting person hai. Pata lagaye inke baare me.

Pandey- ji madam. Lekin jo kahiye action filmi hero se badhiya tha.

Shruti- baat toh hai pandey ji. Chodiye in sab baato ko sab gandgi ko saaf kijiye.
Idhar aataku aur karn ke nikalne ke baad.

Aataku- ek baat samajh nhi aayi yaar. Tu ek minute me hi sab aami ko maar sakta tha lekin yeh khel khelne kya jarurat thi.

Karn- yaar iske 2 kaaran the. Pahla itne din se jo frustration tha wo nikalna tha. Dusra jo hamara asli roop dekh leta toh use marna padta toh begunah nhi na maar sakte hai bass isilye v.

Aataku - aacha socha tune. Lekin saale tune jo dada ke naam pe mara ek daam jhakass comedy type tha.

Yeh log yaha se nikal ke sidha paradize hotel( yeh hotel pahle v aa chuka hai pahle ke update me) delhi me ruke. Jab tak yeh pahuche saam ho chuki thi toh inhone hotel me 2 room book kara kar . Fresh hoke khana kha ke aaram farmane lage.

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