Asif khan
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Behad shandar asardarr lajawab dhmakedar update-----------------
Mega - Update -99
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Kahani Ab Tak -
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Bunglow ke charon taraf kuchh 30 - 35 aadmi guns
Liye hue khade the,
Hamari taraf dekhte hi unhone hamari taraf gun taan
din, maine seeti bajai, or mere aadmiyon ne unki taraf
guns point kar din.
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Ab Aage -
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Hamare kuchh bhi karne se pehle hi Deepak (Pallavi's Dad)
ne apne admiyon ko ishara kiya or sabne apni guns niche kar
lin.
Deepak - Welcome Mr. Rocky, kaise aana hua? Wo bhi is tarhan?
Main - behtar hai ke ham baithkar akele me kuchh baat karen.
Deepak - haan - haan kyon nahin.
Usne garden me padi hui chairs ki or ishara kiya,
To maine apne admiyon ko guns niche karne ka ishara kiya.
Or uske paas chair par baith gaya.
Main - kya main jaan sakta hun ke ye sab karne ki kya vajha hai?
Deepak - Paisa Mr. Rocky Paisa .... paise ke aage sab peeka hai.
Paisa hai to duniya hai varna kuchh nahin.
Main (apne man me)- sala gaa*d fate to fate par position na ghate.
Sale ke laude lage hue hain par aisa dikha raha hai jaise bohot bada rahees ho.
Isme ek baat or bhi hai, jo naya - naya maaldaar hota hai, usme ek alag sa attitude aa jata hai, wo kahavat to aapne suni hi hogi -
Aayi mouj fakeer ki, Diya jhopda phoonk .
Bas kuchh aisa hi yahan hua tha, deepak ke paas paisa aate hi,
Usne apni purani zindagi ko thokar maar di thi, yahan tak ki apne
parivar ko bhi bhool baitha tha.
Main (deepak se)- to kya paisa itna bada ho gaya ke tum ne apni bivi or beti ko bhi besahara kar diya.
Wo abhi meri baat ka kuchh javaab deta usse pehle hi ek kayamat
matakti hui aayi, jo ek jilli si lingerie pehne hue thi.
"Any Problem Darling" ye kehte hue wo aakar deepak ki god me
baith gayi, meri to aakhen badi - badi ho gayin.
Deepak - Mr. Rocky meet my girlfriend Risha.
ab tumhen tumhare savaal ka javaab mil gaya na
(Wo battesi dikhate hue bola)
Mujhe to bada gussa aa raha tha, meri aakhon me surkhi aane lagi
thi, par main control kar raha tha.
Main (gusse me)- tujhe sharm nahin aayi, aisa behuda kaam karte
hue, apni bivi or beti ko chhodkar, beti ki umar ki ladki se ishq farma
raha hai,
Deepak - zyada bolne ki zarurat nahin hai, meri marzi main jo chahe
wo karun. Tumhen is baat se kya lena- dena.
ye mere ghar ka matter hai,
behtar hai tum isse door raho.
Ab mera dimaag garam ho gaya tha.
Main (gusse se)- Abe sale, jis paise par tu itna ud raha hai na, bhool mat wo
meri vajha se hi mile the Pallavi ko, or sale tu aaj yahan zinda baitha
hai na, wo bhi meri hi badolat hai, tera rom - rom mera karzdaar hai,
Agar main tujhpar daya nahin karta na to tu cancer se sad - sad kar mar raha
hota.
Deepak ne us ladki ko uthkar jane ka ishara kiya, or wo kayamat apni gand hilate hue andar chali gayi, uske jate hi Deepak ke tewar
badal gaye.
Deepak - oye ladke tu ab zyada bol raha hai, mere sath jo hua wo
Sab kismat ka khel tha, or ab tune mujhse awaaz unchi karke baat ki to........ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhUUnnnnnnnnnnn
Maine turant uski gardan daboch li, udhar, mere aadmiyon ne phir se
uske admiyon par guns taan din, or bache hue aadmiyon ne deepak
ke sar par guns point kar lin.
Main - Sale tujhe to main abhi jaan se maar deta, par sirf pallavi or aunty ki vajha se chhod raha hun, par tu tension mat le,
Bas ye soch jo bana sakta hai wo bigaad bhi sakta hai,
Jin paison par tu aish kar raha tha, wo ab nahin rahenge,
Aisa bandovast kiya hai tera, ke tu barbaad ho jayega,
Maine ek hath se uski gardan par halka dabaav daal rakha tha,
Or dusre hath se phone nikalkar phupa ji se phone par baat ki.
Or phone rakhkar uski or haste hue dekha,
Main (haste hue)- abe tune banks se loan le rakhe hain,
apne bussiness ke liye,
Or suna hai tere shares neelaam ho gaye, or uske paise se partners ka udhaar chuka diya, ab banks ka loan kaise chukayega.
hahahahaha tu to beta lamba hi jayega ( main uski gardan chhodte hue bola)
jisse wo apni gardan pakad kar thoda khansa phir bola-
Deepak - has le aaj mujhpar, par yaad rakhna har kutte ka din aata
hai, mera bhi aayega, or us din main teri wo halat karunga...
Abhi wo kuchh or bolta maine satttt satttt karke 2 jhapad laga diye,
Sale ka chehra bhi laal pad gaya.
Udhar mere jhapad lagate hi uske aadmi form me aa pate, usse
pehle hi mere aadmiyon ne dhayy dhayy karke firing shuru kar di,
or uske aadmiyon ke lashin ke dher lag gaye,
Or idhar mere wo aadmi jo deepak par gun point kiye hue the,
Ushone apni gund load kar lin,
Wo ye dekhkar khoufzada ho gaya, or kaapne laga.
Main - kya socha tha? Mujhe sirf bolna aata hai!,
sale agar tu meri
history jaan gaya to teri geography bigad jayegi.
Uska chehra aisa ho gaya tha jaise uske gale me tatte atak gaye
hon.
Deepak (dar se apna thook satakte hue)- mujhe maaf kar do,
Tum jo bologe vaisa hi karunga, mmm main sab chhod dunga.
Main (tez awaz me) - dekh meri baat dhiyan se sun, agar apni
zindagi ki salamti chahta hai, to abhi ja,
apni bivi or beti ke paas,
or unse maafi maang,
Or vapas lout ja usi sheher me, usi ghar me.
(Main ungli dikhate hue bola-)
Deepak - ttt theek hai bhai, ab apne admiyon ko bola na, guns nivche
karne ko
Maine apne admiyon ko ishara kiya to unhone guns niche kar lin.
Or main usko coller se pakad kar gadi me baithaya, phir ham vapas
Hospital aa gaye.
Main - ja andar or jo bola hai wo kar, or ye baat yaad rakhna,
Meri nazar hamesha tujhpar rahegi, agar tune aunty ya pallavi
ko zara bhi nuksan pohchane ki koshish bhi ki, to yaad rakhna
wo tera akhiri din hoga.
Wo bhagta hua andar chala gaya, or main bahar hi khada raha,
Phir maine ek 10 lakh ka check dekar sab ko vida kiya,
Wo bhi khushi - khushi chale gaye.
Ab bas mere sath billa or uske 3 admi bache the,
Main - billa, wo kaam hua?
Billa - haan bhai, wo sab sirf behosh hue the, maine unko hospital
pohochwa diya hai.
Main - Good! Or haan deepak ko unke bare me pata nahin chalna
chahiye, ki wo firing nakli thi,
unko warning dekar chhod do.
Billa - ji bhai, aisa hi hoga.
Or usne kahin par phone laga kar sab samjha diya.
Tabhi mera phone baja - phone phoebe ka tha.
Phone uthate hi wo boli -
Phoebe (khushi se) - Wah! Mere sher, na khoon na kharaba,
badi mast planning thi, tu to bada heavy driver nikla.
Main (haste hue)- are tune bhi to itni madad ki meri, thanks yarr.
Phoebe - chal ab zyada senti mat ho, kabhi koi kaam ho to batana.
Phir maine usse thodi baat karke phone cut kar diya,
or turant hi mere phone par raju ka call aane laga.
Main (phone pick karke)- haan, kaam hua ya nahin?
Raju - allmost done, tu bata.
Main - mera bhi done.
Raju - yarr wo ?
Main - kya hua? Khulkar bata?
Raju - Mariya, tujhse milna chahti hai, wo bohot pareshan hai,
ro ro kar aakhen suja li hain.
Main (ek gehri saams chhodte hue)- theek hai, sham me milta hun.
Phir raju se 2 baat karke maine phone rakha.
Or hospital ke andar chal diya, or sidha pallavi ke ward me jakar ruka
andar unka rona - dhona maafi -talsfi karna poora ho chuka tha, wo sab baaton me
magan the,
Pallavi mujhe dekhte hi chehek uthi, or phir aunty or pallavi ne
mera shukriya ada kiya, ab pallavi kafi theek lag rahi thi.
Main ab jaldi ghar jana chahta tha, varna sari ladkiyan meri jaan kha jatin,
Maine unke vapas loutne ka intzaam kiya, or billa se kehkar 4 admi
nigrani par lagva diye, phir maine sab se vida mangi,
Pallavi to mujhe rokna chahti thi, par wo apne papa ke samne
kuchh bol nahin payi, uska sad face sab bayan kar raha tha.
Main usse jaldi hi milne ka vada karke sab se vida
lekar billa & team ke sath vapas ghar ko chal diya,
by helecopter.
Or 1.5 ghante me ham vahin khade the,
jahan car chhodkar gaye the.
Maine time dekha _ Shitt! 3 baj gaye, sab mera intzaar kar rahe
honge,
Maine car me baithte hue sakshi ko phone lagaya,
Usne pehli hi ring me pick kar liya, jaise mere hi call ka wait kar
rahi ho,
Main (muskurate hue)- kahan ho jaan, main college aa raha hun
tumhen lene.
Sakshi (halke gusse se)- koi zarurat nahin hai, main ghar pohoch
gayi hun.
Aap bhi sidhe se ghar aa jao.
(Wo karri awaaz se boli.)
Meri muskan to gayab hi ho gayi, sala ab kya naya natak hai.
Phir bhi main situation ko samjhne ki garaj se bola
Main - kya hua jaan, aise kyon baat kar rahi ho?
(Main mithi se awaaz me bola)
Sakshi - are apke liye surprise hai, bas aap jaldi aa jao.
Main (man me) - sala kya surprise hai, kahin inka mujhe marne ka
plan to nahin, ya koi purana kaand khul gaya, mere to dimaag ka
dahi hone laga.
Main (sakshi se)- achchha phone rakho main aata hun.
Ummmahhh love you jaan.
Usne bhi ek chumma dekar phone kaat diya,
Jisse mujhe itna to andaza ho gaya ki main to safe hun
baat kuchh or hai.
Maine driver ko car tez chakane ko kaha, or raste me Billa ko
check dekar vida kiya, wo bhi mera hath chumkar apni akhon se laga kar chala gaya,
Ye gunde badmashon ka tareeka hota hai, wo sirf apne godfather ko hi itni izzat dete hain,
Mera to sala seena chouda ho gaya, kyonki billa pure sheher ka
mana hua badmash tha, par iska concept alag tha,
Ye bigde hue ameero ko lutkar gareebon ki madad karta tha.
Or pure nainital ka Don tha.
Khair! Main ghar pohcha or vahan kuchh naye chehron ko dekhkar
Chounk gaya.
To Be Continue
