Thriller ATMAKAMI . . . . . . ability or disorder?

[The Immortal]

Chapter-8 : The Dinner

UPDATE 19


Girlfriend- ye ek hee word kafi hai un logo ko jalane ke liye ,jinke paas ye nahi hoti aur ye ek hee word kafi hai un logo ko dilasa dene ke liye jo iske chakkar me chutiya bane hai…ab log kahenge ki Shri Arman ,ladkiyo ki izzat nahi karta….Shri Arman , sexist hai…. toh mera logo se kahna hai ki…haan ,hoon main sexist .jo ukhadna hai ukhad lo….i see women as sexual objects….koyi pyar nahi…koyi chutiyapa nahi….sirf chudai…actually main kahna ye chahta hoon ki zindagi kitni simple hai lekin hum ise pyar ke chutiyape me padkar complicated bana dete hai…dusare shabdo me……zindagi kitni simple hoti yadi hum pyar ke chutiyape me nahi padte toh….aur isi karan main Nisha ko jhel raha tha…warna kab ka Aradhna ki tarah nikal kar fek diya hota….
Lekin Nisha ko jhelne ki sirf yahi vazah nahi thi…dar-asal kabhi-kabhi wo mujhe achchhi lagti thi.isiliye main use abhi tak apni girlfriend banaye hue tha….lekin mujhe ye bilkul pasand nahi ki main apni girlfriend ke liye dikhawe ki zindai jiyu….matlab un jagah par jaana jaha main jana nahi chahta…us tarike se jeena jaise main jeena nahi chahta…wo sab movie actual me dekhna jise dekhne ki kalpana shayad main sapne me bhi na karoon….. yahi vazah hai ki main aur Nisha aajkal jyada nahi milte….jaha ektaraf main usase pareshan hoon toh dusari taraf wo mujhse…lekin phhir bhi hum dono aise dikhate hai jaise ki hum kitne khush hai….mujhe yaad nahi ki Nisha ne last time mere sath coffee kab pee thi….shuru-shuru me toh mujhe laga ki ye sab uske naraz rahne ke karan ho raha hai…lekin jab us din usne M.B.D. restaurant me mere sath jane ke bajay David ke sath film dekhne jane ka decision liya tab mujhe thoda shaq hua aur maine Nisha ke bartaav me aaye parivartan ko gaur karne laga aur tab main is conclusion par pahucha ki hum dono ki relgadi ab kisi bhi samay patri se utar sakti hai aur ho na ho….is kaam me uska dost David zaroor humari relgadi ko patri se neeche dhakka dene ka kaam karega….main sab janta tha, main wo sab kuch mahsoos kar sakta tha jo ki Nisha mere bare me aajkal sochati hai…lekin main phhir bhi kuch nahi kar raha tha aur kyun nahi kar raha tha….kyunki ye sab mujhe bahut boring lagta hai…yani ki mujhe pasand nahi hai…..khair is waqt Varun mere samne badhiya suit pahan raha hai aur main is samay bhi yahi soch raha hoon ki ….main dinner par jaun ya nahi…
“chal na taiyar ho…”
“Nisha ko bol dena ki mujhe thoda kaam aa gaya tha office me…isliye main nahi aa paya…”
“itna simple bahana…wo bhi Shri Arman ke case me…maza nahi aaya….chal jaldi se taiyar ho aur by the way main koyi jhooth nahi bolne wala…”
“toh thik hai…main bol deta hoon…”
“sale sharam kar…wo nahi hoti toh devdas banker sadak par ghoom raha hota Disha ki yaad me…”
“Esha ”
“haan,wahi…Esha ki yaad me…aur tu uske liye uske dost ke sath dinner me nahi ja sakta…jaha main khud bhi hoon tere sath…”
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Aur tab suddenly mujhe realize hua ki kis halat me main Nagpur aaya tha…jaise mera koyi wazood hee na ho…log mere aas-paas se guzarte toh the lekin mujh par unka koyi effect nahi dikhta tha…main jaha ek baar baith gaya toh ghanto wahi baitha rahta aur pura din sirf apne ateet ke uljhano me khoya rahta tha….mere college ke aakhiri din main muskurane ki acting kar raha tha aur aise behave kar raha tha jaise ki mujhe koyi fark hee nahi padta…lekin fark pada tha…jisme Esha aur Gautam ne milkar char-chand laga diye the….seriously I miss Rajshri Pandey, hostel…my friends….fights between hostlers and other college students…. Esha…. Anchoring…. aur tabhi mujhe S.P. yaad aaya aur uske sath me Aradhna aur wo sab kuch jo maine Aradhna ke sath jeete hue kiya aur wo sab kuch jo uske marne ke baad mere sath hua….maine phhir bhi khud ko sambhala aur final semester ka exam diya aur chahta tha ki Esha mere sath rahe…lekin aakhiri exam ke din usne bhi…………..leave it.
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aksar mere man me ye khayal aata hai ki bhagwan kyun mujhe wo sab kuch nahi de deta jo main chahta hoon…jise paane ke liye maine mehnat ki…jiske liye main tadpa aur phhir main un logo ko dekhta hoon jinke paas wo hai aur tab main samajh jata hoon ki wo log…wo chize jinhe main pana chahta tha…wo mere layak hee nahi thi…
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“dekh Arman last time puch raha hoon ….chalega…”
“hmmm…chalo, chalte hai…mera kya bigdega”bolkar main utha aur taiyar hone laga…
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Ek bade hotel me jaane ka baki kya fayda hota hai, ye toh mujhe nahi pata par ek jo fayda mujhe hamesha dikhta hai wo ye ki aisi jagaho par maal bahut hoti hai…waitress se lekar customer tak….sab fad maal hoti hai aur aisi jagah par main aur mera hathiyar hardum taiyar rahte hai….hathiyar se mera matlab hai mere muh se….aapne kya samjha ?
“tumne kuch order nahi kiya, Arman…”mujhe dekhkar David ne kaha aur suddenly mujhe ahsas hua ki mujhe bhi kuch order karna chahiye.
“jo Varun ne order kiya same wahi”Shipra ki taraf muskurate hue dekhkar main bola “aur do char kilo popcorn…”
“Nisha…dekh ,Arman phhir se mujhse kaise baat kar raha hai…”
“main tujhse baat hee kaha kar raha hoon…aur jo sach hai wo sach hai…tu accept kyun nahi kar leti ki tune us din 500 ka popcorn akele khaya tha”
“very funny”
Sab kuch thik tha…sab kuch normal hee chal raha tha ,jab tak ki David ne mujhe toka nahi…..
“Nisha ne bataya tha mujhe ki ,tum Vegetarian ho…par sharab bahut peete ho”
“kyunki mera aisa manna hai ki kisi aur ki jaan lene se behtar hai ki main khud ki jaan le loon….kya main galat hoon ? ”
“toh tum kahna chahte ho ki tum humse…yaha baithe har shaks se behtar ho kyunki tum nonveg nahi khate….hmmm….tab toh mujhe afsos ke sath kahna padega ki tumhari soch kitni chhoti hai”
David ke aisa bolte hee mere bagal me baithe Varun ne mera hath dabaya ,yani ki wo indirectly mujhse kah raha tha ki main David ko koyi jawab na du…mann toh mera nahi mana lekin socha ki …hatao yar,jane do lavde ke baal ko….
Mere kuch na bolne ka asar positive raha aur David ne aage kuch nahi bola ,shayad Nisha ne bhi uska hath daba liya hoga….aisa maine andaza lagaya…maine gaur kiya ki table par baitha har wo shaks jise main ache se janta tha ya sirf janta tha wo sab bilkul shant the…yani ki aadat ke mutabiq Shipra apna muh nahi fad rahi thi…Sonam Varun se ishq nahi lada rahi thi aur Nisha mujhse baat nahi kar rahi thi aur David… jab se main aaya hoon tab se wo ya toh sirf mujhe ghoore ja raha tha ya meri harqato par comment pass kar raha tha…khair ,main use nahi janta isliye uske bare me kuch nahi bol sakta lekin baki teen…wo,itne chup kyun the….aur ye BKL David mujhe kyun ghoore ja raha hai….abhi lawda fek ke marunga toh pura khandan chud jayega…..aur jab maine apna dimag daudaya toh dekha ki Shipra David ko kuch ishara kar rahi thi…jiske baad David ne mujhse turant ek sawal kiya….
“tum ek engineer ho”
“Mechanical Engineer…”
“tum kaam kaha karte ho”
“Sharda Vihar”
“ye kaha hai”
“sorry….Sharda Enterprise…”
“kamaal hai,maine toh aajtak name bhi nahi suna”kahte hue David hasne laga aur uske sath Nisha , Shipra aur Sonam bhi has di aur tab mujhe samajh aaya ki ye darasal in charo ki milibhagat hai….
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“acha toh ab puri kahani samajh aayi mujhe….maine Sonam ki insult ki…phhir Shipra ki insult ki aur Nisha ki toh main aaye din karta hee rahta hoon aur ye teeno mujhe aaj tak jawab nahi de payi isliye inhone David ke sath milkar mujhe neecha dikhane ka plan banaya hai…ab samajh me aayi ye kahani….Sonam aur Shipra ka toh samajh me aata hai,lekin Nisha bhi…… that’s why I hate everyone”Nisha ki taraf dekhte hue maine socha…..
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mujhe ab bhi yakin nahi ho raha tha ki Nisha aisa kar sakti hai…..khair yahi toh antar hai mere jaise yugpurush me aur in jaise chhote insano me….kahi isme Varun bhi toh shamil nahi hai ….? Maine Varun ki taraf dekha toh wo is samay thoda gusse me tha ,jiski vazah shayad yahi thi ki David ka yun mera Mazak banaya jana ,use kuch khas pasand nahi aaya tha….yani ki jaise Nisha ne mujhe chutiya banaya tha waisich Varun ko Sonam ne chutiya banaya tha…aur tabhi mujhe apni wo baat yaad aayi jisme maine kaha tha ki…Girlfriend- ye ek word hee kafi hai un logo ko jalane ke liye jinke paas ye nahi hai aur ye ek word hee kafi hai un logo ko dilasa dene ke liye jo iske chakkar me chutiya bane hai…aur yaha wo chutiye main aur Arun…matlab main aur Varun the…..
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[The Immortal]

Update 20

“tum aksar shant kyun ho jate ho…kahi tumhe aisa toh nahi lagta ki main tumhara Mazak uda raha hoon ,actually main aisa hee hoon….main dil ki baat jubaan par le hee aata hoon….tum chaho toh Sharda Enterprise chhodkar ,mere sath meri company me kaam kar sakte ho….aur tumhari salary hogi 30000 per month….mujhe nahi lagta ki Sharda Enterprise tumhe isase jyada salary degi”
“thirty thousands per month….yuck….itne me tohmeri naukrani bhi kaam na kare”bolkar Shipra has padi aur main khud ko control karne laga ki nahi beta Arman…nahi…in logo ke muh nahi lagna inhe kya pata teri mahanta ke bare me….
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Maine us waqt jab Shipra mujhpar has rahi thi toh gaur kiya ki Varun ne mera hath chhod diya tha yani ki wo ab chahta tha ki main un sabko jawab du…lekin maine apne mann ko bhatkaya aur apne hee khayalo me kho gaya…is beech Varun bahana markar waha se jana bhi chaha lekin Sonam ne use apni kasam dekar use rok liya….pata nahi wo log Varun ko kyun rok rahe the…kyunki khushi toh unhe meri bezzati karne se mil rahi thi….
“Arman tumne jawab nahi diya ki…tum meri company join karoge ya nahi….”
“done…tees hazar me done…thank you…
yugpurush_arman@india.com me call letter bhej dena… ab khush”
“peon ki post hai….manzoor hai kya”kahte hue David has diya….Sonam aur Shipra bhi hasi lekin main sirf Nisha ko dekh raha tha….wo bhi is samay mand-mand muskura rahi thi....wo kayi baar toh apni hasi rok leti lekin kayi baar uski hasi aisi mand-mand muskano ke roop me samne aa jati thi….jise dekhkar main bhi muskura deta tha….
“toh tum taiyar ho meri company me subah-sham jhadu marne ke liye…”
“sorry…darsal baato hee baato me main kahi aur khoya hua tha , you know… ek busy person ke paas faltu logo ki baato ko sunne ka time nahi hota lekin phhir bhi wo faltu tuchiye log bakar-bakar karte rahte hai toh mujhe unki haan me haan milana padta hai…abhi tak main wahi kar raha tha lekin ab main pure tarike se yahi hoon aur kuch der rahunga bhi toh jo puchhna hai ab puchho….chalo start karo puchhna”
“tum jhooth bol rahe ho…tumne humari sari baate dhyan se suni aur uska jawab bhi diya lekin ab bol rahe ho ki tum kahi khoye hue the….ye kaise mumkin hai”Shipra boli
“MTL hoon main yani ki multi talented ladka…ye toh kuch bhi nahi main toh khoye-khoye tujhe ek jhapad bhi maar sakta hoon , jiske baad tu bhi kho jayegi… try karegi”
“Shipra ko chhodo ,mujhse baat karo…..newton ka third law lagao aur humne tum par jo action liya hai uska reaction do…newton ka third law…jante bhi ho ya nahi…kamal hai…science ke student hokar third law of newton nahi jante….main batata hoon every action has equal and opposite reaction….”
“wow David…. You are so smart…mujhe ye rule likh kar do na…taki main bhi Arman ko ye rule bol saku”David ki taraf dekhkar Shipra boli
“actually, main khoya hua tha ek facebook post me….maine kal facebpook me ek post dekha tha… ek image….koyi jpeg file thi shayad…jo ki kisi nami page ne post kiya tha...jisme do image ko combine kiya gaya tha….ek image thi om sybol ki…om matlab om…shankar bhagwan wala om”hawa me om banate hue maine kaha“aur dusari image par number likha gaya tha 786….aur us image ke upar likha gaya tha ki om ke liye like kare aur allah ke liye comment…dekhte hai kaun jeet-ta hai…yakin nahi manoge us page par barah lakh logo ne like kiya tha aur shayad itne hee logo ne comment…. Maine us pic ko dekha aur usme like aur comment ho rahi sankhya ko dekhkar mere mann me vichar aaya ki kitna free time hai logo ke paas….upar se yadi comment section me jao toh aise aise shabd ek dusare ke religion par kiye hote hai ki unhe main bata nahi sakta…bata nahi sakta kya…main toh soch bhi nahi sakta….bas isi vazah se mujhe socially hona pasand nahi hai kyunki main aksar logo se disappoint ho jata hoon… ab aaj ke dinner ko dekh lo, main jab se aaya hua hoon tab se tum log mera Mazak uda rahe ho, lekin maine kuch kaha….nahi na ….kyunki main janta hoon ki tum logo ki aukat hee yahi hai…group me baithkar kisi ki hooting karna….i just hate everyone…aur David , tu mujhe Shri newton ka third law padha raha hai…abey ullu yadi tune apne 8th semester ki book….sorry 8th semester kaha se aa gaya, teri toh aukat hee nahi ki tu Engineering ke 8th semester tak pahuch paye…yadi tune apne school ki class 8th ki science ki book ko thik dhang se padha hota toh tujhe samajh aata ki newton ke third law me action aur reaction alag-alag body par hota hai lekin tu….tune toh naya rule hee nikal diya…action aur reaction ko ek hee body par thok kar…tujhe toh award milna chahiye…chutiya award…ya phhir ghanta award…ye hua first point….aur dusara point ye ki tune newton ke third rule ke base par mujhse kya bola ki main tujhe apna reaction doon….abey gandul, newton chacha ne kaha tha ki action aur reaction alag-alag time par nahi…usi samay hota hai….toh yadi maine usi samay , jab tum log mera Mazak uda rahe the ya Mazak udane ki koshish kar rahe the toh yadi usi samay main tumlogo ko ek-do mukka mashak deta ya phhir tum logo ke muh me thook deta tab wo hota newton ke third law wala reaction….isliye agali baar se ye rule kahi ghusadne se pahle yaad rakhna ki Shri Arman ne kya kaha tha….BC tum jaise log hee ,bachpan me 2+2 ke jawab me 6,7 likhkar aksar murga bana karte ho….aur Shipra tujhe newton ka third rule chahiye….taki tu mujhe bata sake….tujhe pata hai, tum jaisi ladkiyo ko dekhkar main kya sochta hoon….main sochta hoon ki….tumlog is duniya me kyun aayi…matlab koyi career nahi…koyi knowledge nahi…tum jaise…tum jaisi se matlab tum teeno jaisi ladkiya bas baap ke paise ke dum par 23-24 saal tak aish karti hai phhir shadi kar leti hai….bas life khatm….BC isase achchhi life toh River View Colony ka kutta-Bisleri jeeta hai…kyunki afterall uski koyi respect hai…uska koyi role hai…tum logo ka kya role hai ?…baap ke paise par aish karna…? Tum logo ko zara sa bhi andaza hai ki tum logo ko dekhkar tumhare maa-baap kya sochte honge ? apne dosto ke samne kitni sharam aati hogi unhe ye bolne me ki…meri beti, kuch nahi karti…wo toh bas chhachhundar ke mafiq idhar se udhar din bhar ghumte rahti hai….shame on you, girls….shame on you….”kahkar maine ek lambi saans li aur pani peene laga….paani peene ke baad maine ek Dakar mari aur Shipra ki taraf dekhkar bola“aur janeman, kya haal hai….aglI baar kisi padhe likhe ko le aana mujhse muqabala karne ke liye…toh main chalu, ya kisi aur ko koyi aur baat karni hai…Nisha…?Sonam….?Shipra…..? itni shant kyun ho tum teeno…lagta hai mere baaton ko tumne dil pe le liya…dil pe hee lena warna kahi aur logi toh kahi aur se baat bahar niklegi…badi aayi, third law of newton explain karne wali…. toh main chalu….David bhaiya ? main jaun ya aap mujhe koyi aur naya offer denge ya koyi science ke rule samjhana chahe toh main ruk sakta hoon…basharte aapne un rules ko ek anpadh…bepakal insaan ki tarah na padha ho….”
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Meri baat ka waha baithe sabhi logo ne bur maan liya tha aur Varun ke reaction ko dekh-kar mujhe ahsas hua ki maine jyada bol diya hai….Shipra ki halat toh rone jaisi ho gayi thi…Sonam aur Nisha bhi gumsum gumsum thi….
“dekha ho gaya na kabada…mujhe chhedte hee kyun ho, phhir..mana ki currently main version 3.0 par chal raha hoon…lekin iska matlab ye thodi hai ki Version 2.0 ke ek bhi features nahi honge…mere dimag me version 1.0 aur 2.0 ka backup hai…jise main jab chahu tab install karke tum sabki fad sakta hoon..that’s Shri Arman for you…bitches”
“main soch raha tha ki ” un sabka kaam tamaam karne ke baad main waha se jaane ke liye khada hee hua tha ki David bol pada“Arman tum baat kar rahe the kisi fb pic ki, jisme kisi famous page ne kuch objectionable material post kiya tha ,jiske karan tumne us post ko like karne wale ,us post me comment karne wale lakho logo ko galat samajh liya….ye kis hadd tak sahi hai…kya yahi tumhari aukat hai….kya tumhari thinking itni giri hui hai ki tumne us page par like,comment karne wale sabhi logo ko galat maan liya…jabki galti sirf us pic ko post karne wale ki thi…tumhe pata hai humare uchi society me log tum jaise insaan ko kya kahte hai…narrow minded…iska matlab bhi pata hai tumhe…narrow minded…”
“abhi tune thodi der pahle science ka rule mujhse pucha tha, usase santusti nahi hui kya…jo tu ab science se koodkar English me aa gaya….abey tune mujhe samajh kya rakha hai…khair jaane do…”
“ok leave it…lekin tu ye toh zaroor manega na ki tu narrow minded hai… tum jaise log hee terriorist jaisi chizo ko badhawa dete hai”
“lol…gay please”
“let me finish… tum ek baar socho aur phhir mujhe batao ki galti kiski thi…us fb post me…use post karne wale ki ya use like/comment karne wale ki”
“dono ki… darasal mera aisa manna hai ki….chutiya banana buri baat nahi hai, chutiya banna buri baat hai….sorry lesbians for my foul language… kya karu, dialogue book me yahi likha tha ”
“toh tum ye kahna chah rahe ho ki us pic ko like karne wala har shaks chahe wo chhota ho ya bada…chahe wo nasamajh hee kyun na ho…wo sab bure hai…ab ye mat kahna ki unme se koyi innocent nahi raha hoga…”
“bahut ho gaya,ye vad-vivad…main chalta hoon”ghadi me time dekhte hue maine kaha…
“toh tum haar gaye…”
“nahi”
“toh phhir ise complete karke jao….jise tumne shuru kiya hai…warna apni haar swikar karo aur hum sabse dus-dus baar sorry bolo”
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[The Immortal]

Chapter-9 : Deterioration of Brain

Update 21

“hmmmm….lagta hai tum logo ko completely finish karna padega….taki aaj ke baad mere samne khade hote hee tumhara paani nikal jaye….”wapas baith kar main bola“toh kaha the hum…haan us fb post par…jaha tumhare according kuch innocent log bhi the jinko duniyadari ki samajh nahi thi……toh yadi deeply analyse kiya jaye humari baato ko toh tum yahi dekhoge ki tum ek-do ache insan ke avaj me sau bure logo ko bacha rahe ho aur main sau bure loge ke karan us ek ache insan ko bhi nahi baksha raha… aur yadi aur deeply analyse kiya jaye humari baato ko toh tum paoge ki hum dono hee galat hai….par tum mujhse jyada galat ho….darasal main ye kahna chah raha hoon ki hum sabhi galat hote hai par sawal ye hai ki kaun jyada aur kaun kam….aur rahi baat us ek ache insan ki toh….. ye toh natural law hai…gehu ke sath ghun bhi chudta hai….so shut the Ferrous uranium….i mean fuck up”
Dusare din subah subah mere mobile par Nisha ka sms aaya ki….aaj ke baad wo meri shakl bhi nahi dekhna chahti hai….maine ye baat Varun ko batayi toh wo thoda sad ho gaya…afterall dosti toh nibhani hee thi aur usi dosti ke karan Varun sad hone ka natak kar raha tha….ya sachmuch me sad tha ?…mujhe nahi pata…maine mobile me aaya hua sms Varun ko dikhaya…toh wo bola
“kal raat bahut reaction pe reaction pel raha tha na, ab jhel ye reaction….ab ro baithkar”
Jiske jawab me maine kuch nahi kaha aur table par rakhe goggle ke sath cigarette ke packet ko uthakar balcony ki taraf chup-chap aa gaya…maine cigarette jalayi aur kash marne hee wala tha ki mujhe yaad aaya ki procedure toh ye nahi hai…procedure ke mutabiq mujhe pahle goggle pahanna chahiye uske baad phhir cigarette jalani chahiye….maine jali hui cigarette ko kuch der dekha aur phhir balcony se neeche fek kar goggle lagaya aur dusari cigarette jalaya….
“hat BC , bahut rahis hoon main…mujhe kisi ki zaroorat nahi hai…”
“kamal hai, Shri Arman bhi udas hote hai…mujhe laga tha ki ye pyar….mohabbat ke chutiyape me padkar tu kabhi udas nahi hoga”room ke andar se hee mujhe taana marte hue Varun bola“chal thand rakh…Sonam se baat karke tera patch up karwa dunga main”
“abey, main wo nahi soch raha , jo tu soch raha hai ki main soch raha hoon…main toh isliye udas hoon kyunki ye bhi koyi tareeka hai break up karne ka…ki bas ek sms kar diya aur break up…mera matlab koyi gali nahi koyi galauch nahi…ye toh insult hai meri…mujhe dekh maine kitne style se Aradhna se break up kiya tha aur utne hee style se Esha ne mere sath….lekin Nisha ne toh KAPD kar diya..”
“acha toh tu chahta hai ki ,Nisha pure society me announce kare ki usne tujhe apni zindagi se nikal feka hai”
“ye sab chhod… wo tu kya bol raha tha ki Sonam ke through tu mera patch up karwa dega…yadi aisa hai toh main abhich Sonam ko sorry bolne ke liye taiyar hoon…wo bhi live….bol kya bolta hai”Varun ki taraf cigarette aur lighter fek kar main bola “soch le…tera kitna name hoga…log kahenge… gaur se dekhiye is shaks ko…yahi hai wo shaks ,jisne Shri Arman se sorry bulwaya ,wo bhi ek ladki ko….log toh tere diwane ho jayenge aur ladkiya tera lund chusane ke liye tere peeche bhagengi….aur tera boss….tujhe”
“ho gaya na be….”meri baat ko beech me katkar Varun ne kaha“chal main try karta hoon…lekin pahle tu Sonam ko call karke sorry bol”
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Maine apne mobile ka front camera on kiya aur video recording start karke sorry bola lekin mujhe usme kuch khalipan sa laga yani ki kuch adhoora adhoora sa…aur jab maine aas pass dekha toh mujhe samajh aaya ki maine goggle nahi pahna hai…kamal hai , mujhe jaha tak yaad hai , usme toh maine abhi do minute pahle hee goggle pahna tha..phhir ye kaise mumkin hai ? anyway maine goggle pahna aur ek baar phhir se video mode me camera on kiya..
“hiii…Sonam…Good morning…may god give you all the good and bad things you want today and sorry for last night…I know you and your beautiful ,intelligent friends will give me mercy…ok bye, have a bad day…I mean good day…love you from Varun” video record karke maine mobile Varun ki taraf fek kar kaha“is video ko jaha bhejna hai bhej de….main chala Sharda Enterprises ”
Kal raat ko David ke dinner aur subah Nisha ke break up messege ke karan main ek baat toh bhool hee gaya tha…jo ki is samay mere liye sabse jyada important thi …wo ye ki kal mujhe River View Colony ke bahar jo Rathi mam milI thi wo haqiqat me thi ya wo mere dimag ka koyi jhol tha…yadi wo mera vaham hua toh phhir thik hai…lekin yadi wo sach me Rathi mam niklI toh phhir main toh gaya kaam se….
Sharda Vihar pahuch kar main chupchap apni seat par jakar virajman ho gaya aur mere virajman hone ke kuch samay baad hee mere computer ke paas rakha telephone baj utha….aur jaisa ki mujhe ummid thi call Rathi ki thi…usne mujhe apne cabin me aane ka nyota diya…jiske baad maine soch liya ki “ yadi aaj jyada hawa me udegi toh isko bhi zameen pe le aaunga…. bhad me gayi naukari….Shri Arman ko naukari ki kami hai kya….huh”
Ms.Rathi ke cabin me ghuste hee mere hosh udd gaye kyunki aaj wo jo tight dress pahan kar aayi thi use dekhte hee nano second me mera lund tight ho gaya…waise toh Ms.Rathi ko maine aaj tak sirf formal me dekha tha lekin aaj wo pata nahi kaun sa dress pahan kar aayi thi…jisme kandhe tak toh kuch tha hee nahi aur kamar ke paas elliptical shape me uski dress ka kuch hissa gayab tha…jis-se Rathi mam ki gori…chikni kamar ka kuch hissa mujhe dikh raha tha… mera sara gussa Ms.Rathi ko dekhkar chhoo-mantar ho gaya…aaj Rathi mam kuch jyada hee saj sawar kar aayi thi…isliye main bahut der tak bina hile dule…bina saans liye ektak sirf aur sirf use dekhta raha…mera matlab…isko chodne ko pa jaun toh mera jeewan safal ho jaye…lekin ye janeman ,aaj formal dress me kyun nahi aayi….kya Sharda Enterprises ke kayde ispar lagu nahi hote….yahi fayda hai manager hone ka…
“tumhare kal ki badtameezi ke liye main tumhe baad me sabak sikhaungi…filhal mujhe abhi Sharda Enterprise ke General Manager Shivakant Sehgal ko receive karne jana hai…isliye main abhi jaa rahi hoon aur khabardar yadi kal ki tarah samay se pahle ya kisi ko inform kiye bina gaye toh”kahte hue Ms.Rathi ne apna bag uthaya aur waha se chalti bani….aur meri nazar unke matakte hue gand aur kamar par ja atki….jiske baad mere muh se anayas hee kuch shabd Rathi mam ki tariff me nikal pade
“tujhe na chodu toh chain mujhe aata nahi hai,
Ek tere siwa koyi aur lund ko bhata nahi hai…”
Rathi mam ke jaane ke baad main wapas apni jagah par aakar baith gaya, jaha office me kaam karne wala peon jo ki meri hee umra ka tha meri table par chay rakhte hue bola…
“kya , Arman bhau…kidhar chale gaye the tum kal….Rathi madam bhadak relI thi bahut”
“tu mujhse aap kahkar baat kiya kar be…warna kisi din pel dunga…samjha”
“kya Arman bhau…apun ko laga ki apun dono firand hai…isliye aapko tum bola,warna ricard hai Jagat ka ki,usne kabhi is office me kisi sahib aur madam ko bhav tak nahi diya”
“ye kya hai be…thandi chay leke aaya hai…ja dusari leke aa”
“are kya bhau…thik hai apun laata hai,lekin aapko apun ka ek kaam karna padega”bolkar Jagat ne pahle idhar udhar dekha aur phhir dheere se bola“mujhe wo walI fillum chahiye”
“bhag lawde yaha se…warna abhi shikayat kar dunga”
“kya bhau…bhav kha rele ho…do na”
“chal beta kalti ho ja…”

 

[The Immortal]

Update 22

Mujhe Sharda Vihar me kaam karne se koyi dikkat nahi thi balki Sharda Vihar aur Rathi mam ki badaulat main aksar bore hone se bach jaya karta tha lekin iska nuksan bhi tha ,wo ye ki office me kaam na hone ki vazah se main bore bhi hone lagta tha aur ye jo boring word hai, isase main duniya me sabse jyada nafrat karta hoon…insano se bhi jyada.
Yahi haal aaj ka bhi tha,balki aaj haal kuch jyada hee behal tha…baki din toh Rathi mam ki gand ka sahara bhi tha ,lekin aaj toh wo bhi nahi thi…I mean aaj toh lawda… lawde hee lag gaye…upar se Vandana mam ki dhamki alag…Vandana mam se pichha kaise chhudaya jaye ? aisa kya karu ki Vandana mam wo wali baat puri tarah se bhool jaye…
Inhi pareshaniyo se joojhate hue main chair par pura pasar gaya aur upar chhat ki taraf dekhne laga…chhat se mera matlab hai ceiling…maine dekha ki ceiling ek do jagah se crack hai aur ek jagah usme shayad black ya green color ka daag bhi tha….mujhe karne ko kuch toh tha nahi ,isliye main us daag ko hee dekhne laga aur jaise-jaise main use dekhta gaya ,mere dimag me kayi aakritiya aane lagi wo ceiling ka hara dhabba chamakne laga aur uski chamak itni tez thi ki meri aankho me chubh rahi thi….kayi aakritiya mujhe ceiling par madrati hui dikhayi di….maine us chamakte hare rang se honi wali chubhan ko rokne ke liye apni aankh band kar li…lekin meri aankh ab bhi chubh rahi thi jaise maine apni aankh band hee na ki ho…mera pura sharir bahut jor se kanpne laga….itni jor se ki mere dono hath pair buri tarah kaanp rahe the aur daant aapas me takra rahe the..main apni aankhe kholkar ye dekhna chahta tha ki BC ye kya bala hai lekin jab maine apni aankhe kholi toh main kahi aur tha…maine apni aankh kholi toh paya ki main toh apne ghar me tha…jaha mujhe Vipin bhaiya ki aawaz sunayi de rahi thi…
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“papa,aapne Arman ko kaha tha ki wo Varun ke sath na ghoome lekin maine kal Varun ke sath hee Arman ko dekha tha bus-stop par…..”
“uthne de usko ,abhi batata hoon main…”ek kadak aawaz ke sath mere papa ji ne kaha ,jo mere kaano tak bhi pahuchi…..
“subah se hee shuru ho gaye ye baap-bete…pata nahi kya dushmani hai mujhse”badbadate hue maine bistar chhoda
Us din jyada kuch khas nahi bola mere papa ne…bas mujhe ek bar aur warning di ki main yadi Varun ke sath ghoomte ya baat karte hue paya gaya toh meri aisi-taisi kar denge…..pata nahi kya problem hai in sabko Varun se ? khair main taiyar hua calender me taarikh dekhi….23 sept. 2009
“bhai yar , tujhe ek baat batani hai…”prayer ke dauran apne aage baithe Varun ko kochakte hue main bola
“Bulla bhai ,idhar hee round maar rahe hai aur unhone tujhe mujhse baat karte hue dekh liya toh, wo tujhe toh kuch nahi kahenge lekin mujhe thapadiyate hue kahenge ki nalayak disturb karta hai…school ke sabse ache ladke ko….”bina peeche mude Varun ne kaha
“sun toh sahi”
“na bhai…”
“bhag sale…ab bolna ki Reema se setting karwa de…”
“kaun se jamane me jee rahe ho gurudev…Reema se meri setting ek mahine pahle hee ho chuki hai…kal hee toh bataya tha tujhe ki maine use uske ghar jakar kiss kiya hai”
“yani ki last time main ek mahine pahle aaya tha”badbadate hue maine apni aankh band ki aur prayer me wapas lag gaya….
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Ye shayad dusari ya teesari baar tha jab main apne version 1.0 me pahucha tha…aur main ye janne ko bahut utsuk ho chuka tha ki kya main yaha jo bhi karunga kya wo mera past change kar dega aur kya mujhe mere ateet ki dusari hee kahani bayan karega…mera matlab yadi maine abhi apne hath ko chaku se kaat liya toh kya next time jab main yaha aaunga toh kya mere hath me chaku ka wo nishan rahega ya phhir aise hee sirf aaj tak ke liye hee wo nishan simit rahega...23 sept. 2009 mujhe ache se yaad hai ki aaj ke din recess time me meri hee class ka ek launda bathroom me cigarette peete hue pakdayega jiske baad uski khoob pelayi hogi….isliye mere paas bahut se mauke the ye check karne ke liye ki yadi main yaha koyi changes karu toh haqiqat me kya hoga…..
“haan ab bol…ki kya bol raha tha prayer ke time…”prayer hall se class ki taraf aate hue Varun ne mujhse puchha
“main tujhse kahna chahta hoon ki…ki……nahi yar tu sochega ki main tujhe bewkoof bana raha hoon…jo ki main tujhe hardum banata hoon ”
“bolega bhai”
“main tujhse kahna chahta hoon ki main is waqt se nahi hoon….matlab main Arman hee hoon lekin pata nahi main yaha kaise achanak aa jata hoon..”
“chal be…subah se kuch aur nahi mila kya…kal tu class me mujhe bol raha tha ki tu future dekh sakta hai aur aaj bol raha hai ki tu future se hee aaya hai…”
“abey kal maine waise hee kah diya hoga ,sixth sense ke dum par….lekin aaj main sachmuch me future se aaya hoon”
“aisa toh phhir ye bata ki”class me baithe laundo ki taraf dekhte hue Varun ne puchha“aaj kise bulla class ke bahar bhejega”
“abey ye chindi sawal mujhse tu kyun puch raha hai…main tujhe bade kand ki information deta hoon…wo bhaisa hai na C section me”
“kaun wo kariya…jisase kutte ki tarah baas aati hai”
“haan wahi…kariya…wo aaj lunch ke samay cigarette peete hue pakda jayega,jiske baad school ke sare teacher use gher kar marenge aur ”mera itna bolna tha ki aas-paas ki deewaro me vibration hona shuru ho gaya…jisase main samajh gaya ki ab mera ant samay aa gaya hai...lekin itni jaldi ?…pichhali baar toh kafi time tak main yaha tha. Ab main ye kaise maloom karunga ki yaha change kiya hua incident vastav me bhi change hota hai ya nahi….
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Initially mera plan ye tha ki main recess me us ladke ko bathroom me cigarette peene nahi dunga jisase wo na toh teachers ki pakad me aayega aur na hee school me halla hoga aur next time jab main yaha aaunga toh Varun se puchh lunga ki kya wo launda cigarette peete hue pakdaya tha….ispar yadi Varun ka jawab na rahega toh main samajh jaunga ki cheeze badal rahi hai lekin yadi Varun ne haan kaha toh samajh jaunga ki mera yun yaha aana sirf aaj ke liye valid hai…main jo karunga wo sirf aaj tak ya phhir kahe ki sirf mere dimag tak hee simit rahega… in sabka vastavikta se koyi lena dena nahi hai aur phhir River view colony me jakar Varun se finally confirm kar lunga…warna directly puchhne se wo mujhe pagal samjhega…lekin abhi achanak vibrate hoti dewaro ne mera sara plan chaupat kar diya tha ye aisa tha jaise ki prakriti mujhse kah rahi ho ki…. na munna na…tum jo ho chukka hai use badal nahi sakte….
“Varun sun dhyan se…2011 me India world cup jeetegi lekin 2015 me semi final me haar jayegi…ab tu ye yaad rakhna…chal jaldi se bol ke dikha”
“2011 me india world cup jeetegi lekin 2015 me semi final me haar jayegi…”
“right…bas tu ye yaad rakhna aur next time main tujhse jab bhi puchhu toh mujhe bata dena…aur sale agli baar jab Reema ke ghar jayega toh dhyan se kand karna kyunki uska bhai tum dono ko pakad lega aur Gandhi jayanti ke agle din Bulla surprice test le….le…leeee….lega”apna sar dabate hue main bola“isliye taiyari kar lena kyunki Bulla hum dono ko alag……alag…….”
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“iski maa ka….koyi zandu balm lao be” haqiqat me aakar apne sar ko dono hath se thok kar main bola

 

[The Immortal]

Update 23

mere dimag ki ulool zalool harqato ke karan hee main aajkal vartman samay me honi wali kayi ghatnao ko yaad nahi rakh pa raha tha aur kisi bhi chiz ko mujhe bar-bar remind karna padta tha jaise ki aaj taarikh kaun si hai…aaj din kaun sa hai…abhi thodi der pahle kya hua tha….kal kya hua tha. Yani ki mere common sense ki aajkal full baji padi thi aur aisa hee kuch abhi ho raha tha…maine aankh band karke kuch der tak socha aur tab mujhe samajh aaya ki main is waqt Sharda Vihar me hoon aur mere samne ye ladka jo mobile hath me pakde hue khada hai uska name Jagat hai….
“Jaggu…ek cup”ungali dikhate hue maine use kaha…jiske thodi der baad hee Jagat chay lekar aa gaya
“wo yogi ji bol rahe hai ki apna PM dekh lo…”
Maine Jagat ke hath se chay ka cup liya aur bina kuch responce diye apna PM kholne laga…lekin Jagat wahi khada raha…
“Arman sir…wo wali video do na”
Aur uske itne bolte hee maine gusse se bhari tirachhi nazar se use dekha jiske baad wo chup chap waha se khisak liya……chay ki siskiya….. mera matlab chay ki chuskiya lete hue maine PM se juda attachment download kiya jisme machine parts se related dimensions vagerah thi…..
“hat behanchod”eka-ek us attachment ko close karte hue main bola“ab ye mujhe chodna sikhayenge…”lekin phhir dusare hee pal maine attachment ko khola aur kaam par lag gaya
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Sharda Vihar se room aate waqt mera mobile baja…auto itna pelam-pel bhara hua tha ki mujhe apna mobile nikalne me kafi dikkat ho rahi thi aur mobile nikalne ke dauran mera hath mere bagal me baithi ek ladki ke jaangh se touch ho gaya….mujhe use sorry kahna chahiye tha, lekin mobile nikalne ki jaldbazi me maine use kuch bhi nahi kaha…jisase shayad wo bur maan gayi aur wo boli….
“idiot…andha hai kya”
“haan ,bol Varun”us ladki ko bina koyi jawab diye main bola lekin Varun shayad kisi se baat kar raha tha jisase mujhe kuch background aawaze sunayi di….
“ye article ,Mishra ko de dena aur bolna ki maine bhijwaya hai aur….aur Ganga-Jamuna wala article yahi rakh do…pahle main check karunga…ab tum jao”
“bolega be….”
“haan Arman…ek khushkhabri hai tere liye”
“bak”
“Sonam tere sorry wale video se bahut khush hui aur usne Nisha ko mana liya hai…aur unhone bhi tujhe sorry bola hai”
“pakka”
“haan…”
“chal phhir ,bye…abhi auto me hoon toh aawaz saaf nahi aa rahi”Maine call disconnect ki aur mypics pe jakar Nisha ki photo par click kiya
“idhar dekh oye…”thodi der pahle mujhe idiot aur andha kahne wali ladki ko aawaz dete hue maine kaha“ye meri girlfriend hai,jise main bhav tak nahi deta…ab khud ko dekh”front camera on karke uski photo usi ko dikhate hue maine kaha…“khud ko dekh aur compare kar meri girlfriend se…tujhe lagta hai ki main jaan buchkar waisi harkat karunga…matlab jab mere paas five star hotel ka ras malayi hai toh main ek third class dahi bade par apna hath kyun marunga… tujh jaisi ladkiyo ko main dekhta toh kya thookta bhi nahi hoon…aur ab chup hee rahna warna aisi bezzati karunga ki itni garmi me body se paseene ki jagah aansu niklenge…got it”
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Auto me baithi us laundiya ko bhapka dekar main colony ki taraf badha…waisi toh mujhe abhi bahut problems thi lekin sabse badi jo problem thi wo ye ki kaun si problem sabse badi hai….? mere dimag ka yun ajeeb harqat karna…ya Nisha se mera breakup ya phhir Vandana mam ki dhamki…main kispe jyada concentrate karu…kisko pahle solve karu aur kaise solve karu ?
Vandana Rathi ne aaj mujhe office me warning dekar meri tension aur badha di thi aur mujhe aisa lag raha tha jaise ki ab mera dimag fat jayega... .main toh aaj Vanadana mam se milne ke pahle tak yahi soch raha tha k kal sham ko office se aate waqt meri jo unse River View colony ke bahar mulaqat hui thi wo mera hallucination tha lekin aaj Enterprises jakar pata chala ki wo hallucination nahi balki sach tha…main sach me Vandana Rathi se kal Colony ke bahar mila tha… lekin wo yaha kya kar rahi thi ? par gaur karne wala jo mudda tha wo ye ki pahli baar maine kisi real incident ko bhram mana tha , mujhe toh kal pura yakin tha ki Rathi mam se meri asal me koyi mulaqat hee nahi hui thi…
“toh iska matlab ye hua ki halat aur kharab hote ja rahe hai, ab mujhe haqiqat aur apne dimag ke dhokhe ko pahchan karne me bhi dikkat ho rahi hai…Vandana Rathi toh ab jo karegi , wo karegi hee… lekin ab meri fatne wali hai…mujhe ye ho kya raha hai..pahle neend gayab hui aur ab haqiqat bhi gayab hote ja rahi hai… mujhe ab aage se ahtiyat bartna hoga kisi se baat karte samay….sixth sense ke toh lavde lag hee gaye the ab toh baki bacha kucha sense bhi pata nahi kaha chala gaya ”
Yahi sab sochate-sochate main colony ke gate ki taraf badh raha tha ki meri nazar colony ke park me padi…waisi mere aas-paas kya ho raha hai ,kaun kya kar raha hai…main is par jyada dhyan nahi deta…lekin park ke andar dekhte-dekhte meri nazar ek ladki par atak gayi, jiski umra mere jitney hee rahi hogi…wo ektak mujhe waise hee dekhe ja rahi thi jaise ki main use dekhe ja raha tha…hum dono ki aankhe ek-dusare par bilkul constant thi yani samay ke sath koyi parivartan nahi…..mujhe kuch samay laga us ladki ko pahachan-ne me…aur jab wo mujhe pahchan me aayi toh maine ahiste se apni nazar us-se hatakar samne ki taraf kiya aur teen tak ginti ginkar apne flat ki oor pura dum laga kar bhag khada hua….
“ye toh Aradhna thi BC…ye pakka hallucination hai…hundred percent…lekin kahi wo sach me hui toh ?.......”maine khud se sawal puchha aur phhir khud par hee jhalla kar kaha“bitch please….usko mare hue ek saal ho chuke hai aur use yadi atma ban kar tujhe darana hota toh ek saal ke gap me nahi aati…balki usi samay teri fad deti jab tu college me tha….”
“yani confirm hai ki wo mere dimag ki upaj thi”khud se sawal puchhate hue main badbadaya aur room ka gate kholkar andar aa gaya…
“isme bhi koyi shaq hai kya…jail wale kand bhool gaya kya…shame on you”
“wokay…no problem…main iska koyi na koyi solution nikal hee lunga……yadi time mila toh ”
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“abey Arman , uth…ye had ho gayi be…room ke andar kyun nahi gaya…chal uth”
“kaun hai be..disturb mat kar, warn pelunga…waise bhi neend aati nahi aur jab aati hai toh tum log utha dete ho…mujhe samajh nahi aata tum log ko dikkat kya hai mujhse…na sale chain se jeene dete ho…na chain se sone dete ho…ab kya mar jaun main,tab thandak milegi tum logo ko…”
“abey uth kar dekh toh sahi…tu soya kaha hai…”mujhe wapas jor se hilate hue usne kaha….
Aur abki baar mera matha itni jor se thanka ki main teji se utha aur uthkar seedhe Varun ka collar pakad liya
“bosedk fod dunga,bata raha hoon…aukat me raha kar”hath bandhkar maine use bola…
Ye sab suddenly hua tha ,mujhe ye maloom tha ki samne Varun hai lekin phhir bhi maine aisa kiya matlab maine kiya nahi wo toh aise hee apne aap ho gaya…… mujhe hosh me aane me kuch samay laga…jiske baad main muskurane laga and trust me…mera muskurane ka koyi mann nahi tha…abhi toh bilkul bhi nahi….
“fad acting karta hoon na main”Varun ka collar chhod haste hue maine kaha
“acting…ye sab acting thi…tu room ke bahar sham ko 7 baje ghas par so raha hai aur mere jagane par mujhe marne par utaru ho jata hai aur ab bol raha hai ki…kaisi lagi meri acting”
“ approximately ”bolte hue main phhir muskuraya
Par wo muskan sirf Varun ka mood thik karne ke liye tha, asal me main andar se bechain hua ja raha tha ki main yaha kaise aaya…maine toh room ka darwaza khud apne hath se khola tha aur kayi cigarette peekar stubs ko dustbin me goal bhi kiya tha…phhir main yaha kaise …kaha aur kab ?
“ab andar chalega, ya yahi ghas par sokar phhir se apni acting dikhayega ”naraz hote hue Varun bola aur andar chala gaya
Varun ke andar jaane ke baad maine ek nazar aas-paas mari aur ye confirm kiya ki koyi mujhe dekh toh nahi raha hai phhir maine achanak hee apne pant ki zib kholkar lund bahar nikala aur bola“aao salo…gand nahi fad diya toh bolna”

 

[The Immortal]

Update 24

Raat hote hee logo ki dinbhar ki mehnat unpar hawi hone lagti hai…lekin mere sath thik iska ulta hota hai , raat ko 11-12 baje mere sharir ke andar energy peak par hoti hai,jaise main kayi ghanto ki neend lekar baitha hua hoon aur aaj bhi kuch aisa hee ho raha tha….khana khane ke baad main bistar par leta hua deewar par tangi ghadi ko dekh raha tha…main second ki sui ko observe kar raha tha...mera mann ho raha tha ki main Varun ko sab bata du…mera mann kar raha tha ki main Varun ko apne us time travel ke bare me bata du, jo aksar mera dimag mujhe karate rahta hai….lekin problem yaha bhi wahi thi ki Varun mera yakin nahi karega aur jaisi aajkal meri harqate hai… waise me Varun toh kya yadi Arun bhi hota toh wo bhi mera yakin nahi karta….Arun kya… main khud nahi karta…lekin tabhi mujhe kuch sujha aur maine Varun se pucha…
“Varun, kya school me maine kabhi tujhe kaha tha ki, main future se hoon…”
“tune toh ye bhi kaha tha ki tu avatar hai kisi bhagwan ka…”apne laptop ki screen ko jhukate hue usne mujhse kaha….
“wo toh maine aise hee kah diya hoga…ye bata kya maine kabhi tujhe kaha tha ki 2011 world cup india jeetegi aur 2015 me india semi final me haar jayegi”
“dekh Arman disturb mat kar…waise hee sala ye Ganga-jamuna ka matter mere hath me dekar meri aisi taisi kar di hai agency walo ne….”
“yani Na…ok, mujhe bas yahi janna tha”
Itna bolkar main wapas deewar par tangi ghadi ko dekhne laga aur har baar jaise-jaise second ki sui hilti main count karte jata….ab mera pura dhyan counting par tha….main hazar-hazar ke sets me counting kar raha tha…taaki counting ekdum correct ho aur mujhe asani ho…maine hazar-hazar ke kayi sets complete kiye aur jab maine thak kar counting band ki toh hazar-hazar ke kul 17 sets the…yani ki 17000 seconds….yani ki sadhe char ghante se bhi adhik samay tak main sirf second ki sui ke movements ko ginta raha…..wow…… fantabulous !
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Nisha…mujhe aksar shabd kam pad jate hai is shabd ko describe karne me…main soch me pad jata hoon ki ,kaisi iski tareef karu…jis-se ye khush rahe aur mujhe barabar deti rahe ….main soch me pad jata hoon, kaise aur kya karu ki iska dil na toote ya ise bura na lage aur isi soch-soch me mujhe aksar koyi aisi tarqeeb mil jati hai jisase main, Nisha ki utar deta hoon………..izzat…. matlab mera intention toh sahi rahta hai lekin result sahi nahi nikalta…ab isi samay ko hee le lo….jab aaj Nisha mujhse milne MBD me aayi toh maine use 'hi…' karne ke liye hawa me hath uthaya tha lekin maine 'hi..' nahi kiya maine apna hath upar hawa me uthaya aur Nisha ko middle finger dikha di….ye sab ekdum achanak se hua tha aur iski maine kalpana bhi nahi ki thi…lekin maine ye kiya tha aur paap toh paap hota hai ,chahe jaan buchkar kiya gaya ho ya anjaane me…
“toh ye tarika hai tumhara hi kahne ka…koyi galatfahami me mat rahna ki mujhe tumhari yaad aa rahi thi ya aur kuch…main yaha isliye aayi kyunki mujhe Sonam ne kaha tha…”
“sorry for middle finger…wo main karna nahi chahta tha ,bas suddenly… instantly …mujhse ho gaya…trust me.”
“kal raat tumne thik nahi kiya Arman , tumne hum sabko abuse kiya….”
“wah…tum karo toh cool, hum kare toh fool..I agree ki maine kal raat thik nahi kiya lekin thik toh tum logo ne bhi nahi kiya tha…kya tum logo ka plan mujhe bulakar sabke samne insult karne ka nahi tha…tum logo ne mere khilaf shadyantra racha…tum charo ne milkar mere liye chakravyuh ka nirman kiya…ab maine arjun ke mafiq chakravyuh tod diya toh isme meri kya galti hai…ye toh mera parakram hai…”
“thik hai manti hoon ki , humne tumhe insult karne ka plan banaya tha…lekin ek limit ke andar…lekin tumne toh hadd hee kar di…seedhe hum sabke family members par pahuch gaye tum….do cup cold coffee…”order marte hue Nisha boli…
“ek hee lana main nahi piyunga…”waiter ko aawaz dekar main bola “There is no limit to what I can do…. aur tum logo ne kya kiya, wo Varun , sala mujhe bol raha tha ki main uske office me peon ki naukari kar sakta hoon…tumhari saheliya mujhpar khullam-khulla has rahi thi…ye galat nahi hai…aur kya name hai us bewkoof ka….hmm…Shipra ,wo mujhe newton ka third law padhane wali thi….sorry par ye tumhare liye limit me hoga…mere liye bahut jyada hai aur main katayi bardasht nahi kar sakta ki meri koyi insult kare ,wo bhi mere dost ke samne….mere fans kya sochenge , Aur by the way tumne David ko kya koyi turram khan samajh liya tha jo mere samne le aayi usko…tumhe mere level ka andaza bhi hai ki main kya hoon…main kaun hoon…main bhagwan hoon, mera janam nahi avatar hua hai…main nayi duniya bana sakta hoon…us duniya me sadak,building yaha tak ki insano ko bana sakta hoon…ek ko toh maine bana bhi liya hai…tumhe andaza bhi hai ki main time travel bhi kar sakta hoon apne tez dimag ke through….aur aise me tum mera muqabala karne kise le aayi….us David ko…aur usne field kaun sa chuna…Physics ?. Par tum yaha ye baat karne nahi aayi ho…dar-asal main kahna ye chahta hoon ki galat hum sab hote hai...par sawal ye hai ki kaun kam. Kal dinner ke time par galat tum log bhi the aur galat main bhi tha…”
“toh iska faisala kaise hoga ki,kam galat kaun hai…”coffee ka cup uthakar Nisha ne kaha aur phhir halki halki chuskiya leni lagi…
“jo sorry bol de…jo ki main bol chuka hoon”
“sorry…”cup neeche rakhte hue Nisha boli aur apne purse se paise nikal kar table par rakh di…
“rahne de..main de dunga bill…warna ek naya mudda utha legi ki Arman ,tumne kabhi mujhe coffee bhi pilayi hai…kya”
“sach…”thoda khush hote hue Nisha ne kaha “aaj kafi samajhdar maloom pad rahe ho…”
“haan,kyunki kal sapne me apna jack sparrow aaya tha”
Iske baad Nisha kuch nahi boli aur main use dekhta raha…maine kayi baar Nisha ke behaviour ko observe kiya aur reading note ki jiska mean nikal kar main is nateeze par pahucha ki hum dono hee kitne fake hai…kahne ko toh hum dono boyfriend-girlfriend hai lekin pichhale do-teen mahino se humare beech aisa kuch bhi nahi hua jisase ye lage ki hum dono wakayi me boyfriend-girlfriend hai…maine observe kiya ki Nisha shayad ab ek mauke ki taalash me hai…wo mauka jiske buniyaad par wo mujhse door ja sake...is tarah ab ye relationship puri tarah mujhpar depend karta tha ki main use wo mauka du ya nahi….chhote log hamesha mauke ki taalash karte hai lekin mere jaise brahmand vijeta ,jab jo karna ho…kar dete hai.
“toh main chalu…”jab thodi der tak main kuch nahi bola toh apna bag kandhe me latkate hue wo boli….
“aaj raat ko free ho kya….”
“common Arman, tum toh aise behave kar rahe ho jaise….jane bhi do….haan free hoon…”
“main soch raha tha ki , main tum logo ko ek chhoti si party du…mere job lagne ki khushi me…tum sab ise meri apology bhi samajh sakte ho”
“really…”apni aankhe badi karte hue Nisha boli “mujhe toh yakin hee nahi ho raha hai…Shri Arman aur apology party….”
“kaha na ki kal sapne me Jackie dada aaye the…wahi pirates wale”
“ok…ab mujhe acha lag raha hai…thank you Arman…”uthkar Nisha ne kaha
“fuck you…I mean…love you”
“love you too…Arman….take care”apne hontho par muskan lakar Nisha boli aur waha se chal di
“Sali fake…just like me”

 

[The Immortal]

Chapter-10 : 24 Hours

Update 25

MBD se nikalkar main colony ki taraf chal pada aur chalta hee raha…bahut der tak chalte rahne ke baad maine gaur kiya ki sadak khatm hee nahi ho rahi hai…raasta to maine apne room tak jaane wala naapa tha par main room nahi pahuch raha tha…room kya ,main toh colony ke gate tak bhi nahi pahuch paya tha aur ab achanak se jis sadak par main chal raha tha wo mere liye anjaan ho gayi thi…main kidhar jaun aur kidhar na jaun mujhe kuch samajh hee nahi aa raha tha…maine apne aas-paas dekha…waha bahut sari sadak ab apne aap ban rahi thi ,jo ki ek-dusare ki same to same copy thi aur ek dusare se randomly kahi se bhi judte ja rahi thi…jinpar se bahut sari gaadiya tez raftaar ke sath gujar rahi thi aur jab koyi gadi tez raftaar ke sath mere paas se gujarti toh mera dimag jhanjhana jata…maine dekha ki in sadko ka koyi normal pattern nahi tha…ye toh bas randomly ek dusare se judati ja rahi hai…kayi sadak toh mere aankho ke samne ban rahi thi…apne aap.jaise kisi ne koyi jadu ki chhadi ghumayi ho aur tabhi mere paas aakar ek school bus ruki…
“abey, Arman…bheeg kyun raha hai…jaldi andar aa…”
“kaun…kya abhi baarish ho rahi hai ”
“abey andar aayega…School nahi jana kya…”
“School…kaun sa school…kya main ek teacher hoon…? aur ye Arman kaun hai..mera name Arman hai ?”
“andar aayega ki nahi tu…”ek dusari kadakdar aawaz mere kaano me padi jiske karan main us aawaz ki taraf dekhe ko mazboor ho gaya…wo school bus ka conductor tha shayad…confirm, wo school bus ka conductor hee tha….ya phhir nahi tha.
Maine apne aap ko wahi khade rahkar upar se neeche tak dekha aur paya ki main ek school uniform me hoon…aur baarish me puri tarah bheeg gaya hoon…lekin ye barsaat kab hui ? aur yadi hui bhi toh mujhe pata kyun chala ? aur ye jhat barabar launde mujhe jaldi se andar kyun aane ke liye kah rahe hai ? inki maa ka… wait….kahi main phhir se toh….shit
“are yar…phhir se past me…pata nahi main real me kaha hoon…”bus ke andar aate hue main gusse se bola
Mujhe thoda samay laga ye janne me…ki actually mere sath ho kya raha hai.par mujhe chinta is baat ki thi ki main haqiqat me kaha hoon…kyunki mujhe itna toh yaad hai ki Nisha ke jane ke baad main bhi MBD restaurant se bahar nikal aaya tha lekin apne room tak nahi pahucha tha…yani ki main Restaurant aur apne room ke beech kahi behosh pada hua hoon…?
“BC mujhe yaha se bahar nikalna hoga…warna koyi mere upar gadi chadha kar nikal jayega….”
Maine gaur kiya ki bahar bahut tez baarish ho rahi thi aur us baarish me main bhi bheega hua tha,jiska ahsaas mujhe ab ho raha tha…. yani ki apne aankh me paani dalkar toh main wapas haqiqat me nahi ja sakta tha…kyunki main already pani me bahut bheega hua tha aur ab bhi yahi tha…isliye maine apne sar ko thodi der sahlaya aur mere aage wali seat ke peechhe jo lohe ka handle laga hua tha uspar apna sar de mara…
“kamal hai…kuch nahi hua…lagta hai ,force kam pad gaya” kahte hue maine ek aur baar apna sar us lohe ke handle me de mara lekin nateeza ab bhi wahi tha…aur main ab bhi wahi tha…maine do-teen baar aur try kiya…lekin har baar sirf mera sar hee dard deta…
“kyun be…mutth marne ka side effect ho raha hai kya..jo apna sar baar-baar patak raha hai…”mere bagal wali khali seat me baithkar Varun bola
“tu bhi yahi hai…”
“jaha tu…waha main..”
“gay… waise …aaj date kaun si hai…”
“19th Sept. 2009….”
“ye nahi ho sakta….”apni aankhe fadkar aur full chauk-kar main bola…jiska karan ye tha ki last time jab main yaha aaya tha toh Varun ne mujhe 23 Sept. ki date batayi thi aur aaj wo 19th sept. bata raha tha….yani ki past me past…kya chutiyapa hai yar….
Last time main jab aaya tha toh Varun ko maine ye bataya tha ki ‘ Indian cricket team 2011 me world cup jeetegi aur 2015 me semifinal haar jayegi’…taaki main ye check kar saku ki main past events me interfere kar sakta hoon ya nahi….aur mera plan tha ki jab main agli baar apne School life me Varun se milunga toh us-se ye puchkar confirm kar lunga…lekin ab samay ne apna naya khel shuru kar mujhe aur peeche dhakel diya tha...upar se main yaha kab tak rahunga ye bhi mujhe nahi pata tha…ispar se reality me main kaha pada hua hoon iski mujhe alag hee tension ho rahi thi…
“Arman…”
“hmm….”
“Armaaan…”abki baar thoda cheekh kar Varun ne mera name pukara
“chillata kyun hai be….wo bhi kaan ke paas”
“ek bahut zaroori baat karni hai tujhse…”
“time nahi hai…main khud bahut pareshan hoon…aur ye jhat barabar launde…jo bus me aage baithe hai…wo halla kyun kar rahe hai…inki toh main…”
“sun na bhai…”
“bak…”
“wo Gaurav hai na…Gaurav…”
“D section wala,Gaurav…wahi na tera dost…”
“dost mat bol MC ko…”
“kyun be…kal tak toh tu aksar uski tareef karta rahta tha…aaj kya hua…” apna sar dabate hue Varun ki taraf dekhkar maine puchha…lekin Varun chup raha…
Varun mujhse kuch kahna chahta tha…lekin uski jeebh atak rahi thi. Matlab wo mujhse kah nahi pa raha tha…aur jab wo mujhse nahi kah pa raha tha yani ki abtak toh usne is bare me kisi se jikra tak nahi kiya hoga…
“le kaan me bol de…”apna sar thoda aur Varun ke karib lejakar maine kaha…jiske baad Varun ne apni mutthi bheechi aur bahut speed ke sath ek saans me sab kuch bol gaya…ek saans me ? nahi actually usne ek baar beech me saans liya tha…ya phhir do baar…?
“main kal sham ko cricket khelne gaya tha aur mom-dad bhi ghar par nahi the….main Gaurav ko apna dost manta tha aur wo aksar mere sath mere ghar aaya karta tha…aur kal jab main cricket khelkar ghar wapas lauta toh dekha ki Gaurav ,meri behan Mahi ke sath mere ghar me tha...Gaurav ko yun apne ghar me dekh mujhe ajeeb laga…bahut ajeeb laga..lekin mere kuch puchhane se pahle hee Gaurav boundary koodkar waha se bhag gaya….”
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Do you Remember the first law of friendynamic ? created by me….let me remind you…dost ki maal = dost ki behan…yani ki dono ko line marna mana hai….lekin yaha toh D section wale Gaurav ne jise Varun apna dost manta tha usne sirf line hee nahi mara tha balki aur bhi bahut kuch mara tha…School pahuchkar maine D section me jakar dekha…Gaurav abhi school nahi aaya tha…lekin prayer hall me mujhe Gaurav dikh gaya….mann toh mera usi samay use thokne ka tha lekin phhir maine khud par control kiya aur jab prayer khatm hui toh main Varun ko lekar D section me gaya…waha D section ke aur bhi ladke the…jinme se kuch Gaurav ke dost bhi the….lekin mujhe unse koyi matlab nahi tha aur na hee mujhe unki koyi parvah thi…main…Varun ke sath seedhe Gaurav ki bench ke samne gaya..jaha wo baitha hua tha….mujhe ,Varun ke sath dekhkar Gaurav samajh gaya ki main yaha kyun aaya hoon…
“kaise be..”Gaurav ka thobda pakad kar main bola…
“sorry bhai, galti ho gayi….”dheemi aawaz me Gaurav ne Varun se kaha…
“galti….ye le…”bolkar maine sabke samne Gaurav ko ek tamacha kheechkar diya…
us waqt mujhe pata nahi kya ho gaya tha…jab se maine Gaurav ki is harqat ke bare me suna tha…tab se mera khoon jal raha tha…mujhe aisa laga jaise ki Gaurav ne Varun ki behan ke sath nahi balki meri behan ke sath wo sab kuch kiya ho…aur Gaurav ko waha apne samne dekh main sirf yahi nahi rooka….mere ek tamacha marne ke baad wo mujhe bhi marne ke liye utha…lekin wo thik se khada bhi ho pata us-se pahle hee maine uske seene me ek laat jad di…jis-se Gaurav wahi ladkhada kar peeche neeche gir gaya…aur mujhe maa-bahan ki gali dete hue jor-jor se rone laga…uske rone ki aawaz se main itna jaan gaya tha ki ab school ke teachers zaroor aayenge…yani ki main fasne wala to tha hee toh maine socha ki kyun na ise puri tarah markar khatm kar diya jaye…isliye pahle toh maine neeche gire hue Gaurav ko laato se mara lekin jab mera mann nahi bhara toh hafte hue main bhi neeche baitha aur uska baal pakadkar kheechte hue uska sar zameen par jor se patak diya….jisase uske cheekhne ki aawaz aur bhi tez ho gayi…..lekin main nahi ruka aur uska sar zameen par marta hee raha…aur jab uske mathe se khoon nikalna shuru hua toh maine uske sar ko chhodkar utha
“Madarchod…Varun tujhe apna bhai mankar apne ghar le jata tha aur tune uski bahan ke sath hee…”bolte hue maine ek laat seedhe Gaurav ke muh me mari…jiske baad uske sar ke sath uske muh se bhi khoon nikalne laga….
Par main thoda hairan tha ki D section me se uska koyi bhi dost mujhe rokne ke liye samne kyun nahi aa raha tha…Gaurav ka koyi bhi dost use bachane ke liye mujhe nahi rok raha tha aur na hee kisi ne ladayi jhagda shant karwane ki koshish bhi ki…yaha tak ke Varun ne bhi mujhe nahi roka aur tab main samjha ki Varun toh yahi chahta tha…wo janta tha ki main friendynamic ke law ke karan bahut jyada gussa ho jaunga aur bina kuch soche-samjhe marte dum tak Gaurav ko marunga…yani ki Varun ne jaan-buchkar bus me wo baat mujhe batayi thi ? toh ye sab Varun ka plan tha ? that’s why ,I hate everyone…..
Maine Gaurav ka pair pakda aur use ghaseet kar class me sabke samne laya aur phhir se neeche baitha aur mukko ki jhadi laga di….is dauran kayi baar mera hath neeche floor par bhi takraya aur mujhe bhi dard hua…kayi jagah se mera bhi hath kat gaya tha aur mere hath se khoon nikal raha tha….lekin main nahi rooka…mujhe toh bas Gaurav ki shakl dikh rahi thi aur dheere-dheere mujhe uski shakl me Gautam ki shakl nazar aane lagi….isliye main use maarta gaya, bas maarta gaya….aur tab tak maarta raha jab tak ki school ke teachers ne aakar mujhe us-se alag nahi kiya…mere principal ne toh mujhe maarne ke liye apna hath bhi utha liya tha….lekin phhir wo rook gaye aur mujhe kuch nahi kiya….BC fattu ,Principal…main uski jagah rahta toh kachar dalta.
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[The Immortal]

Update 26

Jab teachers ne milkar mujhe Gaurav se alag kiya toh maine apne hatho par dhyan diya…mera dahina hath buri tarah sooj gaya tha aur zameen me takrane ki wazah se kayi jagah se kat bhi chukka tha aur khoon nikal raha tha….
Gaurav ko turant school wale hospital le gaye aur mujhe Principal ke cabin me ….jaha sabhi teachers mujhpar chilla rahe the…mujhse reason puchh rahe the ki maine aisa kyun kiya….lekin maine ek shabd bhi nahi kaha….jiske baad teachers ne D section ke kuch ladko ko bulaya….
“sir, is ladke se puchhiye….ye D section ka sabse achchha ladka hai… ….ye jhooth nahi bolega…”Principal ke cabin me aaye hue D section ke ek ladke ki taraf ishara karke Shriman Bulla ji ne Principal se kaha….lekin Principal kuch kahte uske pahle hee main bol pada…
“kaun ye….ye aur hoshiyar ?…..main baye hath se bhi paper likhu toh is-se adhik number mere aayenge….”
“Arman…just…shut up…”
Mujhe shut up karane ke baad Principal ne D section ke sabse hoshiyar ladke se meri is harqat ka reason puchha aur us hoshiyar ladke ne sab kuchh bak diya…usne Principal sir ko bata diya ki Varun ki bahan ko lekar ye ladayi hui thi….Principal ne D section ke ladko ko wapas bheja aur Varun ko cabin me bulaya aur sath hee D section ke ek ladko ko Vipin bhaiya ki class me bhejkar unko bhi khabar pahucha di…Varun se Principal ne pura matter jaan liya,jiske baad wo soch me pad gaye ki ab aage kya kiya jaye…..unhone mere ghar phone bhi laga diya par meri asli problem mere mammi-papa nahi the…meri asli problem mera bada bhai tha…jo abhi-abhi gusse me Principal ke cabin me ghusa tha …
“isne aisa kiya…? ”Principal se pura matter jan lene ke baad Vipin bhaiya uthe aur seedhe meri taraf badhe…
Vipin bhaiya ko apni taraf aata dekh mujhe andaza ho gaya tha ki ab mere sath kya hone wala hai…isiliye main apne gaal sahlane laga taaki dard kam ho….
“kyun be…kya samajh rakh hai tune school ko…”ek thappad markar unhone mujhse puchha…
“tujhe kitni baar samjhaya ki…Varun ke sath mat ghooma kar…mat baat kiya kar us-se…”dusara thappad marker unhone kaha “aaj main teri sari garmi utarta hoon…aaj pure school ke samne tujhe markar jo tera ye ghamand hai na….use aise todunga ki….”
Pahle toh Vipin bhaiya ne mujhe principal ke cabin me dhoya aur phhir maarte hue mujhe Principal ke cabin se bahar le aaye…is beech Principal sir ne Vipin bhaiya ko rokne ki koshish bhi ki lekin Vipin bhaiya nahi ruke aur mujhe marte hee rahe….ab teachers to class me the nahi…kyunki aadhe toh Gaurav ko lekar hospital gaye the aur aadhe Principal ke cabin me the… isliye bahut se students idhar-udhar ghoom rahe the…aur jab Vipin bhaiya mujhe marte hue Principal ke cabin se bahar le aaye toh sabki maano saans atak gayi…jo jaha tha wahi se sann rahkar is nazare ko dekh raha tha….teachers ne Vipin bhaiya ko rokna chaha lekin Vipin bhaiya ne saaf-saaf warning de di ki “uske family matter par koyi dakhalandazi nahi karega….”
Vipin bhaiya ne mujhe bahut dhoya mujhe beeso jhapad mar diye aur jab wo hath se marte-marte thak gaye toh unhone ek laat mujhpar kaskar jad di….jisse main wahi thodi door jakar gira…zameen par main thoda tedha hokar gira tha jiske karan mere ek side ki khopdi zameen par buri tarah ghista kar chhil gayi thi….lekin Vipin bhaiya ko pata nahi mujhse kya dushmani thi…wo yahi nahi ruke aur unhone mera baal pakad kar mujhe uthaya
“aaj se tu sudhar jayega…bahut garmi hai na tujhme….”kahkar unhone apna hath mujhe marne ke liye uthaye hee the ki maine apni hatheli ko kaskar bandha aur ek mukka kaskar Vipin bhaiya ke naak par de mara…
“bada hai isliye abhi tak khada hai…lekin ab aur nahi…meri bhi koyi izzat hai aur tujhse kahi jyada hai..tujhe pata hai tere classmates ke aalawa School ke baki students tujhe kis name se pukarte hai…? Wo sab tujhe dekhkar kahte hai ki wo dekh Arman ka chutiya bhai ja raha hai ,jo Arman se har field me peeche hai…jo hamesha Arman se haar jata hai aur ab agar tune meri taraf ek kadam bhi badhaya toh…yahi zinda gaad dunga…..MAA KASAM”
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Hum dono bhai the…lekin aaj jo school me ho raha tha, wo bahut bura tha…maine jab Vipin bhaiya ko dhamkaya toh unki thodi fati aur wo shant ho gaye…iske baad unhone na hee mujh par hath uthaya aur na hee mujhse kuch kaha kyunki wo ab iske kaabil bhi nahi the…actually hua ye tha ki maine jo mukka unke naak par mara tha, us-se unke naak se khoon nikalne laga tha…aur thodi hee der me wo bhi khoon se lathpath ho gaye…par isme galti kisiki thi ? meri ? Vipin bhaiya ki ? ya School ke teachers ki ? jo is samay mook darshak ban kar khade the….mana ki mere papa is school ke trustee hai lekin unhe Vipin bhaiya ko phhir bhi rokna chahiye tha…Vipin bhaiya ne apne jeb se roomal nikala aur apne naak se lagatar bah rahe khoon ko rokne ki koshish karne lage...main wahi khada tha…wahi kuch foot ki doori par…maine Vipin bhaiya ko dekha wo ab bhi roomal se apna khoon saaf kar rahe the tabhi meri nazar principal ke cabin ke bahar rakhi lohe ki bench par padi aur main bina samay gawaye waha gaya aur bench ko uthakar seedhe Vipin bhaiya ke paas pahucha….main us bench se kya karne wala hoon ye samajhne me teachers ko thoda time laga aur jab tak wo ye samajhte maine bench ko kayi baar Vipin bhaiya ke sar par de mara tha….confirm…maine 4 baar Vipin bhaiya ko us bench se mara tha aur ek baar school ke us teacher ko jisne mujhe sabse pahle rokne ki koshish ki thi…
Waise Jab aapke papa school ke trustee rahte hai toh iska sirf fayda hee fayda hota hai…ab mujhe hee dekh lo …maine itna bada kaand kiya…Gaurav ko hospital pahucha diya…lekin mujhpar koyi action nahi liya gaya…kam se kam do-teen hafto ke liye toh school se bahar karna banta hee tha…par wo bhi nahi….upar se School prashasan ne Gaurav ko iska dosi thahraya aur use restricate to kiya hee sath hee quarterly exam dene se bhi use rok diya….yani ki mere papa ne apni influence ka full use kiya aur isme unka sath diya Varun ke papa ne…jo ki School ke char trustees me se ek the…kyunki afterall unhi ki laundiya ke chakkar me toh ye bawal hua tha…
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“hero banne ka bahut shauk hai tujhe…” hospital me meri aur Vipin bhaiya ki marham patti karane ke baad jab papa bahar gaye to Vipin bhaiya ne mujhse kaha…
“wo toh main already hoon…”
“tu ruk..Arman…ab toh bas mujhe ek mauke ki taalash hai…phhir dekh main kaise teri dhajjiya udata hoon….”
“ek baat batao…koyi kaam dham nahi hai kya ,jo din bhar mere peeche pade rahte ho…kya maine kabhi aapke matter me ungali ki.aapko kya lagta hai mujhe aapke kands ki jaankari nahi hai…Vipin bhaiya, main sab kuch jaanta hoon…par main kabhi kuch bolta nahi…yadi main papa ke samne apka parcha kholne baith gaya na….toh unke idol bete hone ka jo dhong aap rach rahe ho na wo sab rafa- dafa ho jayega…pata nahi aakhir ghar me sab aapko acha kyun mante hai…jabki aap jitney percentage late ho us-se toh main hamesha 10-12 % aage hee rahta hoon…aap koyi sa bhi field chun lo aur mujhse jeet ke dikha do…study…sports…quiz…GK…kuch bhi chun lo”
“Arman…bahut ghamand hai na tere andar…par yaad rakhna ye ghamand tootega zaroor…zindagi mauka sabko deti hai…abhi tera time hai, kal mera hoga….tab main gin-gin ke hisab lunga…ghamand toh ravan ka nahi bacha toh phhir tera kya haal hoga….”
“toh ye bhi toh dekho ki Ravan ka ghamand toda kisne tha…Shri Ram ne…na ki aap jaise kisi sadak chhap ne…aur mera ghamand jab tootega ,tab tootega...uski parvah mat karo…aap toh ye socho ki ghamand tootne se pahle main kya-kya kar jaunga aur mujhe toh bas quarterly exam ka intezaar hai…jaha main har subject me 95+ score karunga aur aap 70…75 me chud jaoge…aak thoo…jakar padhayi karo aur maa-baap ka naam roshan karo…shukra manao ki mere karan hee Pandey ji ki beti se aap sab compete kar pate ho…warna aap sabko wo Pandey ji ki beti rel deti”
Vipin bhaiya apna daant peeskar rah gaye aur main in sabme itna kho gaya tha ki mujhe yaad hee nahi raha ki main is samay ka nahi hoon aur ye sab toh pahle se decided hai…mujhe achanak khayal aaya ki main toh ab bhi MBD aur River View Colony ke beech me kahi behosh pada hua hoon…maine time dekha…ab tak mujhe yaha aaye hue lagbhag paanch ghante beet chuke the, par kya haqiqat me bhi paanch ghante beet gaye honge ?…ya us-se kam ? ya phhir jyada ?
“agli baar se past aur present ke time ko compare karna padega….”bistar par lete hue maine socha“pata nahi main kis haal me hounga…waha se guzarne wale log toh mujhe bewada samajh rahe honge…pata nahi yaha se kab niklunga…kahi main mar toh nahi gaya BC ? ”
Yaha ke bare me ek chiz jo maine aur gaur ki thi wo ye ki mujhe na toh yaha neend aati hai aur na hee mujhe bhookh lagti hai, isiliye jab ghar me mujhe khane ke liye bulaya gaya toh maine saaf-saaf mana kar diya aur gharwalo ko laga ki main gussa hoon…jab ghadi me raat ke dus baje toh meri chinta aur badhne lagi….aur apne room me deewar ko dekhkar maine socha ki “chalo ek aur baar try marte hai…”
Maine apne sar ko sahlakar deewar par de mara…lekin nateeza ab bhi wahi tha aur main bhi wahi tha…
“ye kya hai BC …kya chutiyapa hai...mujhe wapas jaana hai…”deewar par chillate hue maine kaha aur wapas bistar par let gaya…ab neend toh mujhe aati nahi upar se main abhi us samay me atka hua tha…jis samay me mere paas na toh laptop tha aur na hee mobile…isliye beetne wala har ek seconds mere liye ghanto ke barabar tha…aur wo puri raat meri zindagi ki ab tak ki sabse badi raat rahi…jise maine bistar par letkar apne vartman ke bare me sochte hue bitaya…mera dimagh ab puri tarah ghoom raha tha…isliye subah 6 bajte hee main chupke se ghar se nikal kar ek pan thele par cigarette peene gaya….
“4-5 cigarette dena…”jeb se sau ki ek patti nikal kar maine kaha
“sar me kya hua…”Cigarette dene ki bajay us Pan thele wale ne mujhse mere sar ke bare me pucha
“tujhse kya matlab be…tu apna kaam kar…”bhadakte hue maine kaha…
“itna chilla kyun raha hai…izzat se baat kar…”
“dekh main na teri *** chod dunga…yadi tune cigarette dene ke aalawa ek aur shabd bhi kuch kaha toh…”
“ja BC , nahi dunga cigarette…”
“cigarette toh tera baap bhi dega…”bolte hue maine sau ki patti wapas apne jeb me dali aur apna hath andar daalkar cigarette ka ek packet nikal liya “tu mujhse puch raha tha na ki mere sar me ye chot kaise lagi…aise hee lagi thi…tere jaisa ek lawda tha…usi ko marte waqt mujhe chot lagi…ab mere peeche mat aana…warna ye chot tere sar me transfer kar dunga”
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[The Immortal]

Update 27

Sadak ke kinare bane ek ghar ke peeche jakar maine fatafat ek cigarette sulgaya aur lambe-lambe kash marne laga …jisase mujhe thodi rahat nahi mili ….jiske baad maine do aur cigarette fook mare….aur tab mujhe apni galti ka ahsaas hua aur main wapas us panthele wale ke pas gaya…
“sorry…”cigarette ke dibba uski taraf fekte hue main bola “ 6 bachi hai…rakh le…aur agli baar se grahak jo maange chup chap de diya karna…”
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Cigarette peene se meri bechaini thodi kam hui thi lekin phhir bhi main tension me tha ki main kab yaha se nikal paunga par main itna toh jaan gaya tha ki yadi main yahi ghar par pada raha toh yaha se nikalna mushqil hai…mujhe kuch na kuch karte rahna hoga taaki kisi ek event ke dauran mere dimag ke andar chalne wala samay chakra mujhe bahar nikal feke….isiliye main school jaane ke liye taiyar hone laga…gharwalo ne bahut mana kiya ki aaj mat ja, thode din rest kar le…lekin main nahi mana aur important test ka bahana karke school ke liye taiyar hone laga…lekin gharwale phhir bhi nahi maan rahe the aur Pita shri ne toh yaha tak kah diya tha ki wo mere teacher se baat kar lenge…lekin main nahi mana aur jabaran school jaane ke liye taiyaar hone laga….jiske karan papa thoda naraz ho gaye….lekin maine apna bag taanga aur ghar se nikal gaya….
Aaj Varun nahi aaya tha…isliye main bus me sar jhukaye chup chap baiha tha..normally bus se school ka safar aadhe ghante ka tha…lekin jab bahut der tak bus school nahi pahuchi toh maine ghadi me time dekha…
“ek ghanta ho gaya…aur bus abhi tak chal rahi hai…”apna sar uthakar maine khidki ke bahar dekha toh meri aankh fati ki fati rah gayi….bahar thik usi tarah bahut sari sadke ban rahi thi…jaise ki kal. Jis-se main samajh gaya ki yahi samay hai, yaha se nikalne ka…maine khud ko dekha toh paya ki main school uniform me nahi hoon aur mera sharir bhi present time wale Arman ka tha…maine bus me apni nazar daudayi , bus me koyi nahi tha….na toh students …na hee conductor aur na hee driver….par bus apni full speed ke sath sadak par daudi jaa rahi thi….
“kya-kya karwa raha hai mera dimag mujhse….ab is chalti hui bus se koodna padega…khair koyi baat nahi….kaun sa mujhe kuch hoga…”badbadate hue main gate tak aaya aur bhagwan ka naam lekar neeche kood gaya….mujhe past me aakhiri pal jo yaad hai usme bus ka tyre mere upar chadh gaya tha aur mujhe bahut sari aawaze sunayi de rahi thi lekin phhir sab kuch achanak se shant ho gaya…
Idhar haqiqat me main jab utha toh meri lakh koshisho ke bawzood meri aankh nahi khul rahi thi…jaise ki kisi ne feviquick se chipka diya ho…maine apni ungaliyo se bhi aankh kholne ki koshish ki lekin aankh aisi chipak rahi thi main kuch nahi kar pa raha tha…jis-se mujhe shaq hua ki kahi main sach me haqiqat me aaya hoon ya phhir se kahi aur pahuch gaya hoon….kahi lawda ,main mar toh nahi gaya ?
“control…control…aur ahiste se khol…jaha power kaam nahi karta waha pyar kaam karta hai…kaam kar raha hai…aise hee …haan…iski toh…”
Aankh khulte hee main chauka , kyunki is waqt main apne room me tha…lekin ye kaise mumkin hai…kyunki mujhe ache se yaad hai ki main MBD restaurant se apne room pahucha hee nahi tha…maine time dekha toh dopahar ke ek baje the…aur yadi ye wahi din hai jis din main last time Nisha se mila tha toh yaha ka do ghanta mere past ke chaubis ghante ke barabar hai…..
“Relativity…Einstein kaka ”
Par yadi ye dusare din ka 1 PM hua toh ?…yadi yaha koyi relativity na hui toh ? ye bhi toh ho sakta hai ki mujhe kisi sadak ke kinare pada hua dekh Varun mujhe utha laya ho…aur is waqt kahi bahar gaya hua ho…waise bhi room ka gate khula hai…par isme ek locha hai…yadi main sadak ke kinare behosh pada rahta aur Varun mujhe dhoondh leta toh wo mujhe yaha room me thodi lata ,wo toh mujhe seedhe hospital me admit karta…par ye maloom karna ki aaj kaun si taarikh hai bahut aasan tha…maine apna mobile uthaya aur date check kiya….
“5 Sept. last time jab main Nisha se mila tha toh 5 Sept. tha ya phhir 4 sept. ya phhir 3…ek min. kal 4th Sept. tha…sure…lekin mujhe aisa kyun lag raha hai ki kal 4th nahi balki 3rd Sept. tha…bahut confusing hai ye…ek kaam karta hoon Nisha ko call karta hoon….”
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“haan ,Arman…toh confirm hain na ki tum hum sabko party de rahe ho….”
“party ,kaisi party…”angadayi lete hue maine pucha
“arey itni jaldi bhool gaye…tumhi ne toh kaha tha ki tum…mujhe, Shipra ko ,Sonam ko aur David ko apology party doge…”
“arey haan…yaad aaya…par pahle main tumhe specially party dunga ,akele me….uske baad sabko ek sath….”
“tum Mazak kar rahe ho na…”
“na..matlab haan…matlab na…pata nahi kya bol raha hoon main”
“main kuch samjhi nahi…”
“samjha toh main bhi nahi…par main Mazak nahi kar raha…aaj sham ko main aur tum matlab ki tum aur main kahi bahar chalte hai…mall ya hotel…kuch bhi choose kar lo…”
“sachi na…phhir apni baat se palat mat jaana…ok bye”
“arey rook toh…”
“jaldi bolo…main fb me apni photo dalne ke liye photo edit kar rahi hoon..”
“main tujhse aaj hee MBD me mila tha na…confirm…”
“ye bhi koyi puchhne wali baat hai…do ghante pahle hee toh mile the aur bill bhi tumne pay kiya tha…remember”
“kya remember…mujhe sab kuch yaad hai…wo toh main bas tujhe yaad dila raha tha ki aaj bill maine pay kiya hai”
“I love you..ab bye…”
“love you too….”bolte-bolte main ruka aur phhir kisi soch me pad gaya….jiske baad main man hee man me raksho ki tarah hasne laga…. “ab batata hoon in sabko ki Arman se panga lene ka kya nateeza hota hai…mujhe toh abhi se hee kafi excitement hai aur jab mera ye haal hai toh in sabki toh gand hee fat jayegi…inhe Version 2.0 ki jhalak dikhani padegi,taki next time se aukat me rahe…waise bhi kafi din ho gaye kuch dhamal kiye hue….mere fans ko lagta hai ki main badal gaya hoon ”
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Nisha se baat karne ke baad main bistar se utha aur neeche baithkar cigarette jalaya…
“toh school life ka ek din real life ke do ghante ke barabar hota hai…main khamkha tension le raha tha…is tarah toh main kayi din waha bita sakta hoon…Relativity is great…Shri Einstein is great…ye ab kaun call kar raha hai….kash ki ek din Esha ka call aa jaye aur wo bole ki…sorry Arman, wo sab toh Mazak tha…asaliyat me main Gautam se nahi balki tumse hee pyar karti hoon….kya tum mujhe abhi college ki canteen me mil sakte ho ? …..par main janta tha ki aisa kabhi nahi hoga…ye sab toh sirf meri dili ichhaye hai jo aksar mere dil me utar jati hai….Esha….Eshaaaaaaaaa……jitni baar iska naam liya hai yadi utni baar bhagwan ka naam liya hota toh bhagwan mujhe swarg lok ka raja bana dete….khair koyi baat nahi…”
Waha se uthkar main balcony me aaya aur wahi khada hokar aane jaane wale logo ko dekhne laga….aur bahut der tak main waha se aane jane wale logo ko dekhta raha…pata nahi, kyun..par main waha balcony me khada hokar waha se guzarne wale har ek shaks ko dhyan se dekh raha tha…jaise ki unhone kya pahan rakha hai…wo kaise chal rahe hai…wo akele hai ya kisi ki sath me….yahi sab karte hue maine bahut der wahi balcony par beeta diya tha aur jab mere pair jawab dene lage toh main andar aane ke liye muda lekin peeche mudte hee mujhe meri aankho ke samne Aradhna ka chehra dikhayi diya…aur main ekdum se jhatka khate hue apne aap peeche chala gaya…jisase mera pair balcony me fasa aur main ulta hokar balcony ke neeche gir gaya….
“Maaadhar……kya hai lawwdaaa yeeeee…”karahte hue main sirf itna hee bol paya aur phhir wahi seedha let gaya….

 

[The Immortal]

Chapter-11 : lip of heart

Update 28

Balcony se neeche girne ke kuch samay tak main wahi zameen par leta raha aur jab sharir me thodi jaan aayi yani ki jab balcony se girne ka dard kuch kam hua toh maine lete hue hee apna hath-pair hilaya….
“thoda dard hai lekin hath-pair kaam kar raha hai…”
Waha se uthkar sabse pahle maine apna shoulder ghumaya aur angadayi lene ki koshish ki…lekin tabhi meri kamar me itna tez dard hua ki angadayi mujhe beech me hee cancel karni padi…
“kamar lachak gaya kya …aur maro beta stunt…”
“lawda stunt…wo toh Aradhna ka chehra dikhayi diya toh…”
“fattu…”
“ab mare hue logo se kaun nahi darta…upar se jab tumne khud use mara ho…”langada-langada kar ek hath kamar me rakhkar andar jate hue main bola aur andar aate hee bistar par gir gaya….
“Nisha ko kya bolunga ab…”maine khud se sawal kiya
“bolna kya hai…sach bol dena..ki jisko tune college life me chod ke fek diya tha…wo tujhe dikhayi deti hai…use tu sach kyun nahi bata deta ki…tere sath aajkal kya ho raha hai….kaise teri gand mar rahi hai…”
“tujhe kya lagta hai…main use sab sach bataunga aur wo maan jayegi…”bistar par palti marte hue main bola “abey wo sochegi ki main use bewkoof bana raha hoon…”
“abey try toh maar…shuru se explain kar usko…tujhe nahi lagta ki Nisha ko ab sab sach batane ka waqt aa gaya hai…”
“chal be..jab jhooth bol sakta hoon toh sach kyun bolu…chal acha ,maan le…ki main use sach bata bhi deta hoon toh beta wo sach janne ke baad sirf ek hee chiz karegi….”
“kya…”
“breakup…”
“wo toh waise bhi hoga”
“jab hoga tab dekha jayega…aur tujhe kya lagta hai ki main use jakar bolunga ki…Nisha ,main dimag ke through time travel kar sakta hoon ya past me ja sakta hoon toh wo ye baat maan legi…abey chutiye, wo itna hasegi na ki haste-haste use heart attack aa jayega….chal ab nikal thodi der aaram marne de apun ko…aur ja jakar painkiller lekar aa dukan se….”
Balcony se neeche girne ke baad mann toh mera bilkul nahi tha kahi jaane ka…lekin kyunki Shri Arman ne vaada kiya tha isliye kuch ghante ke rest ke baad main jabran bistar se utha…facewash se face dhoya… cream, powder lagaya aur phhir kabad me se suit nikal kar pahan-ne laga…puri tarah taiyar hone ke baad main room se nikal hee raha tha ki mujhe yaad aaya ki…deo bhi maar leta hoon aur do-char painkiller bhi mashak leta hoon…aur maine aisa hee kiya…
“kaha hai, janeman….”call karke maine Nisha se puchha…
“bas 5 minute…wo pahle maine green colour ki nail polish laga li thi…lekin phhir mujhe yaad aaya ki meri dress toh blue colour ki hai ,isliye ab blue colour ki nail polish laga rahi hoon…sweet na…”
“maha sweet…”
itna sunkar Nisha khilkhila kar hasne lagi…aur maine turant call cut kar di kyunki wo abhi mujhe apne nail polish ke bare me bata rahi thi aur mujhe ye andaza ho chala tha ki yadi maine call cut nahi ki toh thodi der me wo apne lipstick…necklace aur kya kahte hai use jo aankho me lagate hai ?…eye color ….eye liner ? ya phhir eye shadow ? …whatever ….un sab ke bare me bhi batayegi…isliye maine phone rakhna hee munasib samjha….
“kya taiyar ho rahi hai yar…aadha ghanta ho gaya….aisich time pe jab main khali baitha rahta hoon tabhi mera dimag ghumta hai…khair, kar bhi kya sakte hai…”
Ye sochkar maine aadhe ghante ke baad bhi phone nahi kiya lekin jab ye aakda ek ghante ka hua toh mere sabra jawab de gaya aur maine phone laga hee diya…
“aaj hee chalna hai na ? ya kal chale….”
“bas 5 minute…main room se nikal hee rahi hoon…”
“chal phhir main car nikalta hoon…”apni kamar par hath rakhkar main khada hua aur car ki chabi ke sath goggle jeb me rakh kar neeche aaya….
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Main jab-jab Varun ki car ya bike use karta hoon toh har baar man hee man me use thanks kahta hoon…kyunki uski vazah se mujhe kahi aane jaane me ,kisi ke bhi sath aane-jaane me koyi dikkat nahi hoti….jo chahiye bas use bol do….uske according wo car ya bike chhod deta hai….Nisha ko aata dekh maine rear view mirror khud par focus kiya aur usme apna virtual…erect image dekhte hue baal set karne laga….
“kuch missing-missing hai par kya…watch….done, tie…done….phhir kya missing hai…yaad aaya, goggle…”badbadate hue maine goggle lagaya aur Nisha ke liye car ka gate khola….lekin phhir maine achanak car ka gate band kar liya aur laat maarkar car ka gate khola…jisase Nisha thodi chauk gayi…
“kaisi lag rahi hoon main…”car me baith-te hee Nisha puchhi
“maal”uske puchhte hee maine chir-parichit andaz me jawab diya “nice boobs…ek baar touch karke dekhu kya”
“aise bhi koyi tareef karta hai…”thoda mayoos hokar wo boli “dhyan se dekho maine kaun si dress pahni hai…”
“chal na…kyun paka rahi hai…”
“arey dress ka colour dekho…”
“navy blue…”
“kuch yaad aaya…”
“nahi…”
“arey ,yaad karne ki koshish toh karo…”
“blue…blue….hmm…blue film…tu sex karna chahti hai…car sex ”
“nahiiiiiii….yaad karo ki tumne mujhe ek baar apne mysterious dream ke bare me bataya tha…jisme tum aur main bahut khush the aur usme maine blue dress pahni thi…yaad aaya”
“kuch-kuch yaad aa raha hai…sapne se yaad aaya, kaha hai re mera revolver….abhi sapna sach karta hoon…”car start karte hue main bola aur car sadak par dauda di…
Nisha ki ek bahut kharab aadat hai ki uske sath raho toh all time us-se baat karte raho…aap kya kar rahe ho,isse use koyi fark nahi padta…chahe aapko heart attack hee kyun na aaya ho..wo baat karte hee rahegi…yahi mahol is waqt car me bhi thi…wo har do seconds me koyi naya topic utha leti aur chahti ki main car chalate waqt us-se baat karu…kabhi wo Shipra ke bare me baat karti ,toh kabhi Sonam ke bare me ,usne mujhse David ke bare me bhi baat ki aur phhir David ke sath apne bachpan ki puri kahani sunane baith gayi….jise sunkar maine socha ki…kya ,lawda humi ek chutiya the…jo ego ke chakkar me laundiyo se baat nahi karte the…khair wo samay Arman Version 1.0 ka tha aur Version 1.0 wala Arman tharki nahi tha…warna main kayiyo ki abhi tak le chuka hota….
“acha Arman , ye batao…meri heels kaisi hai…tumne gaur kiya kya…”
“mast hai…”bina Nisha ki taraf dekhkar maine jawab diya…
“bina dekhe bol rahe ho…”thoda mayoos hote hue Nisha boli
“bina dekhe…arey jab tu ,car me baith rahi thi na…tabhi maine tujhe pura scan kar liya tha…tere upar ke baal se lekar tere neeche ke baal tak ,sab kuch mujhe pata hai ki kaisa hai aur kitne centimeter ka hai”
“clean shaved"sharmate hue dusare taraf dekhkar Nisha ne kaha