AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI VIKRAM COURIOUS KE LOGON KO TOH BACHA LETA HAI PAR NAAHI APNE DOSTON KO BACHA PAATA HAI AUR NAAHI HI KHUDKO
AB AAGE:-
FINAL CHAPTER
(ANGELS SACRIFICE & DEVILS DEMOLITION)
UPDATE-91
PLANET- EARTH
PLACE-********
200 FEET GEHRA PAANI.....EK DAAYRE ME BANDHI HUI YE PAANI KI DUNIYA PAR USKE BAAWAJUD ISKE ANDAR KA DRISHYA ANTHIN SAMANDAR SE BILKUL ALAG NAHI...
GEHRA PAR AANKHON SE DEKHA AUR ISKI KHOOBSUTRI KA PURA AVLOKAN KIYA JAA SAKE AISA PAANI....
AUR US PAANI KI SATAH AUR GEHRAYI DONO PAR HAZARON KI TAADAD ME TAIRTI KHUBSOORAT MACHLIYAN JINKA YE SAMRAJYA HAI....
MACHLIYA JAB EK SAMOOH EK GROUP ME EK LAY ME TAIRTI HAIN,TOH WO NAZARA DEKHNE ME ADHBUDH LAGTA HAI.....
par aaj in machliyon ko tairte dekh kuch doubt ho raha hai,kyunki saari machliyan sidhe,yaa daayen baayen naa tairkar upar se sidhe niche paani ke tal ki taraf jaa rahi hain aur usse bhi ajeeb ye hai ki wo waapas nahi aa rahi hain....
toh chaliye,hum bhi ek doobki lagayen aur dekhe ki aakhir maajra kya hai..???ye machliyan aakhir jaa kahan rahi hain.....????
arre ye kya!!!!!aisa toh naa maine kabhi dekha naa suna.....ek aur ADBHUDH ghatna....
nahi samjhe doston,chaliye samjhata hun....saari machliyan paani ke last point jiski gehraayi jaisa ki maine bataya tha ki 200 feet hai,us jagah par ek circle banakar gol gol ghum rahi hain....
par unki taadad itni zyada hai ki ye dikh nahi raha ki akhir wo sab aakhir kis cheez ki chakkar laga rahin hain....
ki tabhi............
us jhund me halka gap aaya jis wajah se unke aage ki chiz ya fir ye kahun ki aage dhyan ki mudra me baithe ek INSAAN ka chehra dikh gaya aur ye INSAAN aur koi nahi VIKRAM hai......
ab aap sab ke dimag me do baatein aayengi...
pehli,ki VIKRAM paani ke 200 feet andar aakhir kar kya raha hai aur
dusri,VIKRAM jab saamne hai toh fir mai kaun hun?????
toh doston mai wo VIKRAM hun jo mere saamne baitha VIKRAM kabhi hua karta tha....
abhi bhi nahi samjhe,mai VIKRAM ka wo astitv hun jo wo kho chuka hai...LORD OF ANGELS.... ji haan doston,yahi hai mera naam aur VIKRAM ki pehchaan....
ek aisa NAAM jisne apni PEHCHAAN kho di hai.....jis tarah AATMA SHARIR ke bina aur SHARIR AATMA ke bina ADHURE rehte hain,waise hi MAI aur VIKRAM bhi ek dusre ki bina adhure hain....
par iska ye matlab nahi hai ki VIKRAM ne apni shaktiyan bhi kho di hai....ASMODEUS VIKRAM se uski POSITION uska PADH chhin sakta hai par uski khudse kamayi SHAKTI & most importantly uska ATTITUDE nahi....
VIKRAM me aaj bhi itni taaqat hai ki wo pure BRAMHAAND ko khatm kar sakta hai par jis adhikar se wo ye kar sakta hai wo ab ASMODEUS ki wajah se usse door khadi hai....
khair,ye kahani toh afterall VIKRAM ki hi hai...mai toh bas har din ki tarah ek baar apne MAALIK ko dekhne aata hun...
ab jab maine unke darshan kar liye hain,toh ab mai wapas jaata hun...ab aap VIKRAM ke hawaale......
meri urja jo ki kabhi mera naam hua karti thi,wo mujhe dekhkar gaayab ho gayi....
yahan meri aankhen ab bhi band thi..waise bhi mujhe ab koi bhi naam,kisi bhi kaam se koi matlab nahi reh gaya tha....
par fir bhi abhi meri band aankhon ke upar mere maathe par tention aur dard ki silvatein ubhar aayi thi aur iska kaaran tha ki filhal mere band aankhon ke saamne ek FLASH BACK scene chal raha tha...
chaliye ,mere saath aap sab bhi mujhe dikh rahe scene ko dekh lijiye
FLASH BACK SCENE:-
kya hua,itni sadhu jaise shakal kyun banayi hui hai tune.......!!!????
ANJALI ki baat ka RONIT ne koi jawab nahi diya bas usse ek tak dekhne laga.....
ANJALI- lo,ab mujhe ghurne laga....kuch bolega bhi!!!!
RONIT- kaise kar leti hai tu???
ANJALI- kya kar leti hun mai???
RONIT- has kar apne gum ko kaise chupa leti hai tu????
RONIT ki baat sunkar ANJALI ki jhuti hasi feeki padh gayi..ek pal ke liye uski asli udaasi uske aankhon tak aayi par usne jhat se khudko control kar liya...
par ye kuch seconds kaafi the RONIT ko ANJALI ke man ke bhaavon ko uske aankhen ke zariye padhne ke liye....
RONIT- ANJU,mere saamne toh kamsekam pretend karna chhod.......mai jaanta hun ki tu khush nahi hai.....
RONIT ki baat sunkar ANJALI ne jo apne aansu daba kar rakhe the,wo aankhon ki salakhon ko tod baahar aa gaye....
RONIT ne ANJALI ko jhat se apne gale laga liya....
ANJALI- 6 mahine...pure 6 mahine ho gaye V.J ko ISLA
gaye hue.....naa toh wo ab tak louta hai aur naahi usne koi messege diya hai...
uske dimag tak bhi mai nahi pahunch paa rahi hun....aur uske upar naahi mai SHAILA,MOKALSAR aur AKSHAANT se connect ho paa rahi hun....
itni saari negetives ka ek saath hona koi coincidence toh ho nahi sakta....V.J zaroor koi badi musibat me hai...aur hum dono uski koi madad bhi nahi kar paa rahe hain....
RONIT- V.J se connect naa ho paana normal hai..kyunki wo kisiko bhi aisa karne se rok sakta hai..
par SHAILA,MOKALSAR,AKSHAANT,in teeno se toh maine bhi kayi baar khudko connect karne ki koshish ki par nahi kar paaya....
aur sabse badi baat ki hum ISLA aur WARRIORS WORLD ke liye WORLD DOOR bhi open nahi kar paa rahe hain...ye koi choti baat nahi ho sakti...
zaroor kuch bada hua hai aur shayad isiliye hi V.J ne hume apne saath jaane se mana kiya tha....
par tabhi RONIT ko kuch yaad aaya...
RONIT- ANJU,tune ek baat notice ki hai....???V.J ke jaane ke baad first teen mahine tak toh uske CLONE ka rawaiya,behaviour normal tha...
wo V.J ki tarah hi behave kar raha tha,par fir achanak uske nature me,ATTITUDE me halka change aaya hai....
baaki ke ghar waalon ka toh pata nahi,par MINU aunty ne bhi is baat par gour kiya hai...
V.J ke CLONE ke andar V.J ka koi talent ho ya naa ho,par uska behaviour toh uske genes me hona chahiye....
par V.J ka CLONE kayi baar aunty se bhi thoda rude ho jaata hai..badhti umar ka change samajh kar aunty ne toh kuch nahi kaha par jab maine usse confront kiya toh usne meri baaton ko bhi avoid kar diya...
aisa lag hi nahi raha hai jaise wo V.J ka CLONE hai....
ANJALI- sirf V.J ka nahi AVANTIKA ka CLONE bhi AVANTIKA ka CLONE nahi lag raha hai...
OH SHITT......
ANJALI ne apne gum me bol toh diya par fir usse realize hua ki usne kya bol diya hai...
darasal V.J ne sirf ANJALI ko bataya tha ki wo AVANTIKA ko bhi saath le jaa raha hai RONIT ko nahi...
aur reason,RONIT bhai sahab ka hyper behaviour...agar RONIT ko ye baat pata hoti to wo bhi saath jaane ki zid karta...
RONIT- WHATTT!!!!jisse hum regularly milte hain wo AVANTIKA ka CLONE hai aur asli AVANTIKA V.J ke saath gayi hai....
iski aisi ki taisi...itni badi baat aur tune mujhse chhupayi....
ANJALI- mujhse V.J ne promise liya tha yaar....usse pata tha ki agar tujhe ye baat pata hoti ki AVANTIKA bhi V.J ke saath jaa rahi hai,toh tu bhi saath jaane ki zidh karta....
RONIT- haan toh,zaroor karta....wo usse lejaa sakta hai par hume nahi....waah....
ANJALI- yaar,tujhe toh pata hai naa ki V.J koi bhi kaam bina koi reason ke nahi karta..AVANTIKA ko saath lejaane me bhi zaroor koi na koi reason hoga...
RONIT- toh tune usse reason bhi nahi pucha....????!!!!!
ANHALI-pucha tha,par usne kaha ki wapas aakar sab bata dega....
RONIT- saala,wapas hi toh nahi aaya ye.....ek second,tu AVANTIKA ke CLONE ke baare me kya keh rahi thi????
ANJALI- arre haan....V.J ka CLONE jaise weird behave kar raha hai naa,thik waise hi AVANTIKA ki CLONE bhi kabhi kabhi ajeeb behave karti hai...
hamari AVANTIKA kitni cool hokar aaram se baat karti hai,jabki uski CLONE kabhi kabhi apni baaton me agresive ho jaati hai aur sabse badi baat....
maine AVANTIKA ke CLONE ki aankhon me humesha ek ghussa dekha hai,khaas kar us waqt jab wo hum dono se baat kar rahi hoti hai....
RONIT- ajeeb hai..pehle V.J aur AVANTIKA apne CLONES peeche chhod kar jaate hain,fir achanak hamara unse aur wo jis jagah gaye hai,us jagah aur wahan ke logon se contact toot jaata hai,fir wahan jaane ka WORLD DOOR bhi nahi khulta aur yahan unke CLONES bhi unse alag behave karne lagte hain....
saala ye chakkar kya hai,aur isse suljhaayen kaise????
ANJALI- kyun naa hum ek baar AVANTIKA ke CLONE se baat karke dekhen.....
RONIT- haan,ye sahi rahega..chal chalte hain.....
ANJALI aur RONIT AVANTIKA ke ghar nikal jaate hain..unke ghar pahunchte hi AVANTIKA ki mom unhe batati hai ki AVANTIKA apne kame me hai....
dono uske kamre ki taraf nikal padte hain.....
ANJALI- AVNI.......
room me pahunchte hi dono ki nazar AVANTIKA ke CLONE par padti hai jo darwaaze ki taraf hi mooh karke baithi thi...
wahin ANJALI aur RONIT ko apne saamne dekh AVANTIKA ke CLONE ki aankhon me ghussa dikhne lagta hai jisse wo chupane ki koshish kar rahi hoti hai par is baar ANJALI ki hi tarah RONIT bhi ye baat notice kar lata hai......
RONIT- kaun ho tum????aur V.J ke ghar par jo CLONE hai,wo kaun hai????
isse pehle ki ANJALI kuch kahe,RONIT apne sawaal ke teer AVANTIKA ke upar chhod deta hai....
yun achanak sawaal sunkar AVANTIKA ki CLONE hadbada jaati hai par phir turant khudko normal bhi kar leti hai....
AVANTIKA- kya matlab hai tumhara...mai AVANTIKA ki CLONE hun aur V.J ke ghar par V.J ka CLONE hai.....
AVANTIKA ki CLONE ki baat sunkar pehle toh ANJALI aur RONIT shocked ho jaate hai par is shock se unka doubt bhi clear ho jaata hai ki naa toh unke saamne khadi ladki AVANTIKA ki asli CLONE hai aur naahi V.J ka CLONE wo hai jisse V.J ne apne peeche yahan chhoda tha....
RONIT- tune khud hi ye saabit kar diya ki tu AVANTIKA ki CLONE nahi hai aur agar tu wo CLONE nahi hai jisse hamare DOST ne banaya tha toh V.J ke ghar par jo hai wo bhi hamare dost ka CLONE nahi ho sakta....
RONIT ki baat sunkar AVANTIKA ki CLONE shocked ho jaati hai....
AVANTIKA- ye tum kaise keh sakte ho???
ANJALI- ek tarah se CLONES apne asli roop ke yaar fir us roop ko dene waale ke GULAAM hote hain....
isiliye CLONES kabhi bhi apne asli roop ka ya fir uska jisne usse roop diya ho,uska naam nahi lete....
khaas kar kisi aise ke saamne jo unki asliyat jaante ho...par tumne abhi VIKRAM ko V.J kaha.....
apne maalik kaa naam liya wo bhi wo naam jisse usse sirf uske dost bulate hain...
isiliye tum AVANTIKA ki wo CLONE toh ho nahi sakti jo V.J ne banaya tha aur agar tum V.J ki banayi CLONE nahi ho toh khud V.J ka CLONE bhi koi aur hai kyunki agar aisa nahi hota toh V.J ka CLONE tumhe pehchaan leta.....
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kuch pal tak AVANTIKA ki CLONE RONIT aur ANJALI ko ghurti rahi par fir.....
hahahahahahahahahahahaha.........
wo CLONE hasne lagi par uski hasi sun RONIT aur ANJALI firse chownk gaye aur wo isiliye kyunki AVANTIKA ki CLONE ke haste waqt jo awaaz nikal rahi thi wo kisi aur ladki ki thi....
par abhi un dono ko do baar aur chownka bacha tha,kyunki AVANTIKA ke theek baaju me ek kaala saaya ubhra aur us kaale saaye ne houle houle roop lena shuru kiya aur aakhirkar jab us saaye ka roop pura hua toh wahan par V.J ka CLONE khada tha...
ANJALI ya RONIT kuch kehte usse pehle hi unhe ab tak ka sabse bada jhatka laga...
aur wo islilye kyunki AVANTIKA aur V.J ke CLONES ne ek baar firse apna roop badalna shuru kiya ya fir ye kahun ki ab wo dono apne asli roop me aa rahe the...
kuch hi palon me RONIT aur ANJALI ke saamne do naye chehre khade the....
ANJALI- kaun ho tum????aur V.J aur AVANTIKA kahan hain???
1ST PERSON- BHUVIKA
2ND PERSON- BEELZEBUB
RONIT- abbe pauranik kathaon se bahaar phuddakar kar aaye ho kya???ye kaise naam rakhe hain tum dono ke tumhare ghar waalon ne...
BEELZEBUB- pouranik kathayen humare baad janmi hain bacche....
RONIT- tu itna dokra hai.....kya lagata hai yaar jo abhi tak jawaan hai.....
BEELZEBUB- lagata nahi lagwata hun..mout ko gale...tum dono ko bhi wahi lagwaane aaya tha par ab yojna thodi badal gayi hai...
tujhe bolne ka bohot shouk hai naa,aaj ke baad tere mooh me zubaan toh hogi par tu kuch bolega nahi....bas is pal ko yaad kar kar ke tadpega....
BHUVIKA- tere saamne aaj teri premika maregi aur tu kuch kar nahi paayega....
BEELZEBUB-aur jab aisa hoga tab dekhenge ki teri zubaan kitni chalti hai...
BEELZEBUB aur BHUVIKA ki baat sunkar RONIT ko ghussa aa gaya tha par isse pehle ki wo kuch bolta ya karta...
ANJALI- V.J kahan hai???
BEELZEBUB- filhal zinda hain...par kab tak pata nahi!!!!
RONIT- tum jaise laakhon ko wo apne mooth me baha de,itna dum hai usme samjha chutiye.....
RONIT ki baat sunkar BEELZEBUB ko toh zyada nahi par BHUVIKA ko ghussa aa gaya...
aur agle hi pal.........
ANJALI- arre hum yahan kaise????
RONIT bhi idhar udhar dekhne laga.....
hua ye ki BHUVIKA ne apne man me ek sunsaan jagah ka awahan kiya aur agle hi pal chaaron us sunsaan jagah par pahunch chuke the.....
BHUVIKA- ye hai tumhari maran bhumi....
bina apni marzi ke BHUVIKA ka yun un dono ko ek nayi jagah par transport karne se RONIT aur ANJALI ye samajh gaye the ki un dono ke saamne jo do log khade hain,wo maamuli nahi hain...
dono ne hi talvar ka awahan kiya aur agle hi pal.....
AHHHHHH............
AAHHHHH.............
ye dono dard bhari aah RONIT aur ANJALI ke mooh se nikli thi par ye aah naa toh BHUVIKA ke waar se nikli thi aur naahi hi BEELZEBUB ke waar se...
darasal awahan se prakat hui RONIT aur ANJALI ke haath ki talwar agle hi pal aag jaisi garm hokar galne lagi...
yahan tak ki talwar ki jis moot ko ANJALI aur RONIT pakde hue the,wo bhi aag si garm ho gayi jis wajah se dono ke haath se unki talwar chhuth gayi aur unke mooh se aaah nikal gayi.....
BEELZEBUB- kya hua???baat nahi bani...ek aur baar koshish kar lo....
RONIT- teri toh mai........
ye bolkar RONIT tezi se BEELZEBUB ki taraf aage badha par wo zyada aage badh nahi paaya..
BEELZEBUB ne hawa RONIT ke saamne uske sharir ke size ka hi ek air force khada kar diya jiski wajah se RONIT aage nahi badh paa raha tha....
wahin ANJALI ne ek baar firse ek talwar ka awahan kiya par is baar usne usse haath me naa lekar hawa ke sahare hold kiya aur BHUVIKA ki taraf chalang laga di...
ANJALI ko aisa karte dekh BHUVIKA ke chehre par ek zehrili muskaan aa gayi...
BHUVIKA ne bhi BEELZEBUB ki hi tarah hawa me saamne ki taraf ek tarang chhoda jo saamne se tairta hua aaya ANJALI ke sharir se takraya...
ANJALI ka sharir wapas peeche ki taraf pheka gaya par ANJALI ne khudko hawa me hi adjust kar liya aur kalabaazi khaate hue apne pairon par land hui....
BEELZEBUB- tum dono ko khush hona chahiye ki tumhare jaise sadharan tucch logon ko hum jaise maha shaktishali DEVILS se ladhne ka mouka mila.....
ANJALI- mahashaktishali!!!!tum dono ke andar jo shaktiyan hain,ya toh wo VIKRAM ki jaagir hai yar fir uske BHAI ki....
RONIT- ye ek bheek hai...aur bheek me mili shaktiyon ka ghamand nahi kiya jaata....jab tak humara dost wapas nahi aa jaata,apni is galat fehmi ko jee lo...
uske baad mouka nahi milega....
ANJALI aur RONIT ki baat sunkar BEELZEBUB aur BHUVIKA ko ghussa aa gaya....
BEELZEBUB ek second ke souve hisse me RONIT ke thik saamne pahunch gaya aur....
RONITTTTT.........
ye awaaz ANJALI ke mooh se nikli thi....kaaran....!!!!
isse pehle ki RONIT kuch samajh paata,BEELZEBUB ne ek punch RONIT ke pet me maara....
RONIT ke mooh se khoon baahar feka gaya jisse dekhkar ANJALI ki cheekh nikal gayi par BEELZEBUB yahi nahi rooka....
RONIT ke jhukne ki wajah se uska maatha BEELZEBUB ke pair ke saamne tha...BEELZEBUB ne apne ghutne modte hue RONIT ke CEREBRUM ( sir ) par ek prahar kiya...
RONIT ke sir ke nas is takkar se hil se gaye...RONIT ke naak se khoon ki patli si nadi behne lagi....
RONITTT.......
ANJALI ki ye dard bhari cheekh aur tez thi....par dard ke saath saath ANJALI ko nohot tez ghussa bhi aaya aur jaise hi usne apna sir saamne kiya wo shocked ho gayi..
kaaran,uske just saamne BHUVIKA khadi thi jiske chehre par haiwaniyat se bhari muskaan thi aur agle hi pal.....
AHHHHHHH.........
NAHIIIII.........
dard bhari karaah ANJALI ke mooh se nikli thi..wajah,uske seene ke thik neeche pet jahan se shuru hota hai wahan se ek talwar aar paar ho chuki thi.....
ye ek maayavi talwar thi jisse BHUVIKA ne bina chhue istemaal kiya tha jis wajah se ANJALI usse dekh nahi paayi......
dusri awaaz RONIT ke mooh se nikli thi jo apni aadhi khuli aadhi band ho rahi aankhon se apne pyar ko marte hue dekh raha tha....
ANJALI ke andar talwar ghussa BHUVIKA RONIT ki taraf badhi par....
BEELZEBUB- apne mehboob ko apne aakhon ke saamne marte dekhne se badi saza aur kuch nahi ho sakti....
rehne de isse...maine kaha tha,baaki ki zindagi isse bina awaaz ke aaj ke din ko yaad karke ro ro kar bitani hogii...
ZINDAGI hi iski saza hai........
BEELZEBUB ki baat wo aakhri awaaz thi jo RONIT ke kaano ne suni....
iske baad RONIT ki aankhen band hoti chali gayi aur uska sharir ek taraf ludhakta chala gaya..
wahi usse kuch door par apne ghutno ke bal ek talwar ko apne aar paar liye baithi ANJALI bhi RONIT ko dekhte hue ek taraf ludhak gayi.....
RONIT se ulat ANJALI ke aankhon me ek sukoon tha...sukoon ki kamsekam uska pyar sirf behosh hua hai mara nahi......
sukoon ki apne aakhri lamho me uske aankhon ke saamne uska pyaar toh hai.....
ek khoon ki hichki lete hue ANJALI ki aakhen band ho gayi....
wahan ANJALI ki aankhen band hui,yahan hamesha ki tarah mere sir me dard utha aur meri aakhen khul gayi.....
mujhe jis machliyon ne chaaron taraf se ghera hua tha,mere aankh khulte hi wo sab bhaag gayin.....
thande paani ke andar is waqt meri aakhen aag si garm thi....pura paani mere aankhon ki garmi se garm hone laga....
kuch der tak mai shunya me ghurta raha,fir apni aakhen band ki aur jab dobara kholi toh toh sab theek tha....
maine apne sharir ko ek jhatka diya aur agle hi pal mera sharir ek tez teer ki speed se paani ko cheerta hua baahar aa gaya..2 second aur mere pair hare hare ghaas ke upar the...
MAI- ae zindagi,tu bhi zyada jeekar
KYA KAREGI?????
dekhna,ek din aayega jab tu
bhi tadap tadap KAR MAREGI.........
mai gaayab ho gaya.......
PLACE- ST,PETER'S COLLEGE,DELHI
ST PETER'S COLLEGE....ONE OF THE FINEST COLLEGE IN DELHI....MATHS,SCIENCE,COMMERCE,ARTS, YAHAN HAR SUBJECT KA ALAG ALAG DEPARTMENT HAI....
aur aaj yahan par har subject ke admission aur readmission ka final date hai...commerce students ho ya arts students,engineering sector ho ya fir medical field ke students,sabhi aaj yahan form fill karne ke liye moujud hain....
ST.PETERS ki entrace me bana ek bada sa lohe ka gate,jisse abhi hote hue B.M.W se JAGUAR tak,AUDI se lekar MUSTANG tak saari brands ki car enter kar rahi thi...
Ki tabhi.........
ABBE LODU YAHI ROK........APNE AMMA KE GHAR TAK CHHODEGA KYA????
meri awaaz sunkar auto driver jo COLLEGE GATE ko cross karta hua aage nikalne laga tha,usne turant break maar di.....
AUTO DRIVER- kya sahab,gaali toh mat do....
MAI- aww,mere baabu ko bura lag gaya...aa,ek chummi deta hun...saale BHOS******,auto ko plane banakar bhagaye jaa raha hai,toh gaali nahi toh kya taarif karu teri..
tere ko bola toh tha ki ST.PETER jaana hai,toh roka kaahe nahi tu....???
AUTO DRIVER- oh,toh aapko ST PETER COLLEGE jaana tha,mujhe laga aap ST PETERS church bol rahe ho,isiliye mai bhaga raha tha....
MAI- aisa..toh ek kaam kar.pehle church hi lele...par church se thoda pehle utar dena..udhar tera murdur kar dunga,fir church me confeesion box me jaakar GOD se maafi maang lunga...
waise bhi GOD AAJ KAL INSAANO SE ZYADA SHAITANO PAR MEHERBAAN HAIN......
chal chalen...
AUTO DRIVER- kya sahab aap bhi...ab utariye bhi,aapka college aa gaya hai..
MAI- acha hua bata diya....waise kitne hue tere....???
AUTO DRIVER- 150 rupees...
MAI- kitna 150...saalon loot macha rakhi hai sab ne....isse acha toh paidal aa jaata....le pakad mera......
AUTO DRIVER - kya sahab????
MAI- kya kya pakadta hai tu....pakad mera paisa jo ab tera ho gaya hai...
ye bolkar maine AUTO waale ko paise diye aur college gate ki taraf nikal pada....
MAI- toh ye hai ST.PETERS....ST STEPHENS jaisa hi hai.....
mai entrace gate ke beech khade ho ek angdayi le college ko dekhne laga....
MAI- lagta hai DELHI ke saare rahis lounde loundiya yahin padhte hain....saalon ke beech mai kaha fit baithta hun....
ghanta mai kahan fit baithta hun...saale ye sab mere saath kaunsa fit baiththe hain...
ajeeb chutiyapa hai...form submission ka last date hai aur ye sab CHUTI***** gap maarne me busy hain....
haan saalon ke maap baap ne phone me hi sab kaam karwa diya hoga ganduon ka...
koi kaam khudse nahi hota.saale suhaagraat manane ke liye bhi kisi aur ki madad lenge kya????
arre bhaad me jaayen ye sab aur mai in chu*** ke baare me sochkar kyun apna time waste kar raha hun....
chal bhai V.J...jaldi se FORM bhar aur kalti maar idhar se..itne saare paise waale bhikariyon ko dekhkar ulti aa rahi hai mereko...
PONNNPONNNNN...............
mai aage badhne hi waala tha ki mere piche se kisi ne car horn blow kiya....
waise toh galti meri thi kyunki mai entrace gate ke beech me khada tha par......
ghanta galti meri thi....
meri marzi,mai jahan bhi khada rahun....
MAI- abbe chup......apne baap ke gaa**** me jaakar baja horn....ho sakta hai tereko ek bhai ka sukh mil jaaye....
mai piche palat kar chillaya.....mere piche is waqt ek red colour ki ferrari khadi thi jiske andar do bande baithe hue the aur filhal un dono ke hi sir baahar the...
maine jo bola wo un dono ne sun liya aur meri baat sunkar dono ki hi satak gayi....
1ST BANDA- kya bola BAS*******........
apne apne side ka door kholte kholte gaali dete dete dono baahar aane ke liye hue hi the ki mera haath unki car ke bonet ke beech me pada aur agle hi pal
BHAADDDDD.........
is awaaz ke saath unki feraari ki mout ho gayi....
bonet ke beech se hote hue mera haath engine tak ko cheerte hue nikal gaya....
wo toh ganimat hai ki unki car ka oh sorry i mean unki late car ke safety baloons turant activate ho gaye jis wajah se unka sharir peeche seats se chipak sa gaya warna un dono ko bhi kaafi serious choten aati.....
jahan un safety baloons ke piche dabe un do ladkon ke chehron par dar ke bhaav the,wahin mere aaas paas jitne bhi students the,wo bhi kaafi shocked the...
darasal un sab ne bas us awaaz ko suna tha jo mere haathon ke us car ke bonet par lagne ke baad hui thi..kisi ne bhi us pure incident ko nahi dekha tha warna unke shock sadme me covert ho jaate...
sabhi mere saamne khadi aur should i say padi car ki taraf lapke wahin mai apni masti me college ke andar ki taraf nikal pada....
mai thoda aage hi gaya tha ki,
EXCUSE ME.....
awaaz mere piche se aayi thi..mai palta toh dekha ki ek sukhi kankal ke upar halki halki chamdi odhe ladka aankhon me mote mote lenses waala chashma lagaye mujhe dekh raha tha....
MAI- bhai,mere paas khaane ke liye kuch nahi hai...
meri baat uske palle nahi padi...
LADKA- khaana...!!!!mai toh aapse ye puchna chaah raha tha ki admission form kahan submit karna hai???
MAI- yahan.meri chaddi ke andar.... aa ghus jaa.....
LADKA- what nonsense...ye kaisi baat kar rahe hain aap???aapko kisi se baat karne ka tarika bhi nahi pata kya???
MAI- nahi pata..ab ghusega.....abbe chu*****,mai kya tereko yahan ka peon dikhta hun jo mujhse adress puch raha hai tu...
aur waise bhi,tujhe college me admission ki nahi,hospital me admit hone ki zaroorat hai...saale,halki si hawa chal gayi naa,toh ud jaayega tu...
LADKA- maine aaj tak tumhare jaise battamiz ladka nahi dekha...
MAI- aur dekhega bhi nahi..mere jaise piece baar baar paida nahi hote....aur waah beta,bohot jaldi aap se tum me aa gaya tu...
LADKA- tum aap kehne ke laayak nahi ho...
MAI- abbe tu bhi toh zinda kehlaane ke laayak nahi hai...fir bhi zinda toh hai naa...
LADKA- tumse toh baat karna hi bekar hai...
ye bolkar wo dusri taraf jaane laga...
MAI- oye furfundi,us taraf nahi is taraf..yahan ho rahe hain form submit...
maine ek taraf point karte hue us bande ko bataya...
LADKA- jab pata tha toh sidhe sidhe bataya kyun nahi...
MAI- mei teri body check out kar raha tha...yaar ek baat toh bata,kitne saalon ke upwaas ke baad aisi body banegi...ek baar mai bhi try karunga....
us LADKE ne ek baar mujhe ghur kar dekha,aur fir mere dikhaye raaste ki taraf chal pada..
mai bhi uske piche piche chalne laga.....
LADKA- oh god...yahan toh kitni lambi line hai....hamari baari aane me toh 2 ghante se zyada lag jaayenge...
MAI- hamari nahi sirf teri....mai toh 2 minute me hi form bhar dunga...
LADKA- bol toh aisa raha hai jaise crore pati baap ka beta ho!!!!
MAI- baap ke naam aur paison ki zaroorat bina ridh ki haddiyon waale bando ko hoti hai...mujhe nahi....
apne paas har chiz ka jugad rehta hai....
LADKA- kaisa jugad....
MAI- dikha toh dun par phategi toh nahi teri....
LADKA- mai kisi se nahi darta....
MAI- haan dikhta hai...
ye bolkar maine apne bag me haath daala aur agle hi pal jab mera haath baahar nikla toh.....
MAI- abbe chup.....chilla kar game mat kharab kar.....
kuch der laga fir dheere dheere wo ladka normal ho gaya par abhi bhi wo bohot dara hua tha...
toh hua ye ki jaise hi maine apne bag se apna left haath baahar nikala toh mere haathon me ek BLACK MAAMBA tha....( SNAKE )
aur BLACK MAAMBA ko dekhkar toh ache ache dar jaate hain,fir mere saamne khada ladka toh pehle se sukha chuwara tha....
SAANP ko dekhkar wo chillane hi waala tha par maine uske mooh ko apne dusre haath se band kar diya aur kuch der baad jab wo normal hua tab maine apna haath hataya...
LADKA- ye toh
MAI- BLACK MAAMBA hai....
LADKE ki ye naam sunkar aur fat gayi...
LADKA- par ye tumhe kaat kyun nahi raha...
MAI- maine isse shaadi kar li hai....ab bhala koi apne pati ko kaatata hai kya??
LADKA- tum koi bhi baat ka sidha sidha jawab nahi de sakte kya???
MAI- nahi....abbe battery kab se ye mooh khole hue hai dhyaan se dekh..iske daant hi nahi hain toh ye dasega kaise...
us ladke ne jab dhyan se dekha toh paaya ki mai sach bol raha hun...
LADKA- arre haan.iske toh daant hi nahi hain..par isse yahan kyun laaya hai...????
MAI- naagin daance karwane....
ye bolkar maine saanp ko neeche zamin par chhod diya aur agle hi pal.....
MAI- SAANP.........BHAAGO........
meri awaaz sun saamne khade bando ki nazar unke taraf aa rahe saanp pe padi aur uske baad kya hua hoga,ye toh aap sab jaante hi hain....
Saanp se zyada toh wahan moujud students tedhe medhe hokar bhaagne lage...1 minute se bhi kam time me pura ADMISSION COUNTER khaali ho gaya....
sab ke gaayab hote hi maine SAANP ko bhi gayab kar diya....
MAI- chalo bhai,mai chala admiision karane...tu 2 ghante baad aayiyo....
LADKA- bhai,mai bhi chalun kya???
MAI- abbe meri shaadi hai kya jo tu invitation dene par hi aayega....chal....
mai aur wo banda ADMISSION countar par pahunche...
MAI- sirji,ye mera form aur SCHOLARSHIP LETTER......
counter waale bande ne pehle mera SCHOLARSHIP LETTER dekha....
confirm karne ke bad usne mera admission form le liya....
SIR- toh aap hain NATIONAL TOPPER VIKRAM JAIRAJ SINGH......
MAI- nahi,mai uska humshakal hun...usko maarkar uski jagah padhne aaya hun,free me...
meri baat sunkar wo banda has diya...
SIR- nice sense of humour....
apna admission process complete kar jab mai palta toh mujhe hasi aa gayi...wo ladka mujhe mooh faade dekhe jaa raha tha....
MAI- itni gandi shakal,uspe mooh faad rakha hai tune...aise hi maar de yaar,dheere dheere torture naa kar....
LADKA- aap hain national topper VIKRAM....aapne top karne ke baad jitne bhi interviews diye hain,wo sab padhe hai maine...
shayad aapki photo bhi dekhi hai..par humari mulakat jis tarah se hui,mai aapko pehchaan hi nahi paaya....hi,myself SUJITH NAAYAR....
MAI- waah beta,aap se tum, aur fir tum se aap....aur mujhe pehchaan kar kya karega...APNI PEHCHAAN BANA....
ye bolkar mai aage badh gaya aur wo mujhe jaata dekhta reh gaya.....
PLACE- HOTEL CUISINE UNLIMITED
MANAGER- hey u,mobile me ghuse rehne ke paise milte hai kya tumhe...table no 4 abhi abhi occupy hua hai...jaao,aur order lo....
us waiter ne apna mobile jeb me daala aur table no.4 ki taraf chal pada.....
WAITER- good evening sir...good evening ma'aaaaaammmm...........tum............
wo ladki bhi waiter ko dekhkar kaafi shocked ho gayi thi....
LADKA- do u know him????
par us ladki ne apne saath aaye ladke ki baat jaise suni hi nahi..wo ek tak waiter ko dekh rahi thi......
jab ladke ne dekha ki us ladki ne uski baat nahi suni toh usne usse hilaya.....tab jaakar kahin wo ladki hosh me aayi....
LADKI- VIKRAM tum....!!!!!
ji haan doston,ye waiter aur koi nahi MAI hi tha.....
aur wo ladki....
MAI- hi SHAIFALI.......how are u????
ji haan doston,ye hamari college ki game queen SHAIFALI hi thi jo apne bhai ke saath yahan aayi hui thi.....
SHAIFALI ne mere how are u ke jawab ke badle khud hi sawal puch liya....
SHAIFALI- tum,waiter kaise????
MAI- arre yaar,ye mera dream job tha jo finally mujhe mil gaya....
meri baat sunkar SHAIFALI ka cousin brother has diya....
S/BROTHER- arre yaar,uski financial problem hogi....
apne bhai ki baat sunkar SHAIFALI ne usse ghurkar dekha....
SHAIFALI- tumhare dad kis company ke branch me senior manager hain???
S/BROTHER- JAIRAJ STEEL.....
SHAIFALI- tumhe pata hai naa ki unka beta mere saath hi padhta hai....
S/BROTHER- haan toh???
SHAIFALI- milna chahoge usse...???
S/BROTHER- i would love too.....
SHAIFALI- toh milo..tumhare saamne hi toh khada hai....
SHAIFALI ne meri taraf ishara kar apne bhai se ye baat kahi aur iske baad uske bhai ke chehre par wahi CHU*** waala reaction aa gaya jisse dekhne se mujhe chidh hai....
SHAIFALI- yaar V.J ye sab.....
MAI- fir kabhi.......
maine SHAIFALI ki baat beech me hi kaat di.....
abhi humme se koi kuch kehta usse pehle hi manager aa gaya...
MANAGAER- tu yahan khade khade kya kar raha hai????order lene me itna time lagta hai kya???
manager ki baat SHAIFALI ko achi nahi lagi..wo kuch kehne hi waali thi ki....
MAI- sir.in me aur aap me fark hai naa.ye aapki tarah langar me toh khaate nahi ki jo mil jaaye fatafat khaa len...apni pasand ka khaana choice karne me waqt toh lagta hi hai naa....
SHHHHHH.........
meri baat sunkar MANAGER ko ghussa aa gaya tha aur wo kuch kehne ke liye apna mooh kholne hi waala tha ki maine apni ek ungle uske mooh ke saamne rakh di....
MAI- agar koi bakwaas ki naa bhos****,toh aisi jagah maarunga ki moothne waali jagah se tu hugna bhi start kar dega aur hugne waali jagah se khaana....
ye job mujhe is resturant ke owner ne di hai....tune nahi isiliye apni akad apne naajayaz baap ke saamne dikhana.....
ye bolkar mai aage badhne laga hi tha ki....
SHAIFALI-V.J......
uski aawaz sunkar mai rook gaya....
SHAIFALI- i am really sorry about ANJALI...
ANJALI ka naam sunkar mujhe firse ghussa aane laga tha par maine control kar liya....
MAI- it's ok.....
SHAIFALI- but i am glad ki RONIT bach gaya and now he is perfectly fine....
MAI- hmmm.....
SHAIFALI- mujhe ye toh nahi pata ki tum ye sab kyun kar rahe ho par kya tumhari family ko pata hai??
MAI- nahi......aur ho sake toh tum batana bhi mat.....
SHAIFALI- RONIT ko bhi nahi....!!!after all hi is ur best friend.....
MAI- AB HUM DOST NAHI RAHE.....
AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI
AAPKA APNA V...J
