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मित्र,क्या इस बार कोई mega अनुच्छेद मिल सकेगा हम लोगो को? आपका पिछला mega अनुच्छेद आया था अनुच्छेद १०९ मे १३/०९ को। इस बार उम्मीद कर सकते है। आगे आपका मर्जी। धन्यबाद।
Ab aayega mazaMega UpdateAb tak...
Holi Special
Update - 68 ~ Planning Ahead!
Sonia ke honth uske gaalo par the.
Suhana : Sonuuuuuu!???????
Kaera : ??????
Aur tabhi...
*Ding*
[Mission : Take Sonia on a date.
Rewards : ??? Points.
Time Limit : 2 weeks.]
'Huh? W-Waitttt!!!!'
[Rest in peace!]
'Shutttttt uppppp Pariiiiiii~'
Ab aage...
Kuch din guzar chuke the aur Veer waapas se apne ghar yaani ki Ragini ke ghar laut chuka tha. Sonia ko date pe le jaane ke liye abhi ek hafte baaki the uske paas. Uss mission ko side rakhte hue Veer kuch soch raha tha. Jab wo Doctor Mrinal ke ghar me maujood tha, toh kayi saare log uss se milne aaye the.
Arohi se jab uski mulaqaat hui thi toh shuruaat me toh Arohi ke saath uski normal baatein hi hui. Par baad me agle din Arohi ne kuch aur baatein bataayi thi Veer ko. Jese ki...
Arohi : Wo... Meri mummy, Papa aur Tau jii bhi aaye the yaha.
Ye sunn ke Veer thoda chakit tha. Uski chachi chacha ka aana fir bhi swabhaavik laga usse par uske pita, Brijesh? Wo bhala kab se uski chinta karne lage? Kyu aaye the wo yaha par bhala?
Veer : Chachi Chacha? Aur... Dad?
[Don't call him a Dad! He's a STUPID and SELFISH person! Hmph~]
Pari uske mann me gurraate hue boli. Shayad Brijesh ko koi bhi pasand nahi karta tha. System me maujood Pari bhi nahi.
Arohi : Hmm~
Veer : Kyu?
Arohi : Wo aaye the. Aur puche ki kitna kya kharcha aaya hai medical fee me. Fir tumhe ek baar dekh nikal gaye. Mom bhi aayi thi Dad ke saath. Tum hosh me nahi the par tab.
Veer : I see!
Iss baat ko jaan'ne ke baad Veer khud thodi soch me pad chuka tha. Akhir uske pita Brijesh usse dekhne kyu aaye the?
'Kahi Dada jii ke kehne par toh nahi!??'
Keval itna hi nahi, Veer ki baat Suhana se bhi hui thi. Aur Suhana ne bhi usse ek bada jhatka diya tha ye baatein kehte hue...
Suhana : I'm sorry!
Veer : Huuuuhhhh???
Suhana : Mene kaha I'm sorry!
Veer : Ni... Wo suna mene. B-But kisliye? Ye sorry?
Suhana (sighs) : Dekho! Tumne mujhse help maangi thi. Par mein apni friend ko ye batana bhul gayi thi ki tum Slogan se bhidne jaa rahe ho. Aur usne apne best aadmi nahi bheje the. Also, police was also involved. Mene police ko rokne ke saare prabandh kiye the but tumhari bhabhi. She went to the police. So, Police involved ho gayi. Ab unhe shaant karne ke liye thoda samay lagega. But wo iss matter se jald hi dur ho jaenge. So isliye, Sorry!
Suhana ke muh se sorry sunn'na apne aap me ek badi baat thi. Wo aurat jispe itna guroor sawaar rehta tha, yadi wo sorry kahe toh kuch toh baat thi.
Veer ne bhi Suhana ko asaani se maaf kar diya. Dekha jaaye toh isme Suhana ki koi galti nahi thi. Veer apni taraf se ladd raha tha aur yaha usse khud prepare hona chaahiye tha. Wo dusro ki madad ke liye nahi baith sakta tha.
Saath hi inke alaawa uski baat Karan se hui thi. Jo agle din Veer se milne aaya tha. Dono ki mulaqaat shuruaat me toh thoda ajeeb tareeke se aage badhi par ant bada hi niraala tha. Wo isliye kyuki...
Karan : Toh ab kesa mehsoos kar rahe ho?
Veer : Kaafi behtar!
Karan : Hmm! Wo...
Veer : ???
Karan : Thank you! Tumne Dii ko ek baar fir... I mean... Unki help kii bina apni parvaah karte hue. Toh uske liye... Thank you!
Veer : I already promised!
Karan : Yeah! Toh... Ahem... Ab hum friends!?
Usne ek baar fir dosti ka haath aage badhaaya. Veer jo kuch derr maun tha usne ant me finally apna haath aage badhaaya aur Karan ka haath thaam liya.
Veer (smiles) : Friends!!!
Karan (sighs) : Phew! Mujhe laga tha kahu tum firse ye na keh do, 'Mein dost nahi banata!' hahahaha~
***
Veer theek hone ke baad jab ghar me aaya kuch din baad toh wo apne kamre ko band kar, apni aankhein band kar kisi gehre chintan me tha.
Uske pita ka yu aspataal aana, Pranjal ki planning, Nidhi ma'am aur unke pati ka matter, Ragini Bhabhi aur uske bade bhai Vivek ke beech ka sambandh, Dada jii ki property waali baat, Slogan aur uske saathi, Kaera aur uska rishta, uski bichdi Maa Bhavana, Suhana ko vaade me diye gaye favours, uska food truck ka business...
Inn sab ke baare me Veer badi hi gehraayi se soch raha tha. Aur usse ek baat samajh aa chuki thi.
Ki usse pehle se plan karke chalna padega. He will have to become agressive.
'This time... I'll plan ahead! SLOGAN!!! Iss baar tum mujhe nahi pakdoge. Instead, I'll come for you!'
Aur usne fir agle hi pal zorr se Pari ko mann me awaaz lagayi,
'PARIIIII!!!!'
[W-What!??]
'Kitne points available hai?'
[500 points for now!]
'Good! Shop me se... Mujhe kuch aisa dhund ke do. Jis se mein kisi ko apne under control kar saku. Par dhyaan rahe ki wo virodh na kare.'
[Ohhhh~ You mean tumhe kuch aisa chaahiye jis se koi tumhe restrict na kare aur tumhari baat bhi maane.]
'Yes! Kuch aisa hi...'
[Okay then there you go...]
Aur Pari ne ek skill dhund ke nikaali Veer ke liye shop me se.
*Ding*
[Skill : Limbo
Bio : User can break any limb of any person in an odd fashion. Limb once broken by the user won't be able to get repaired by any means. Only the user himself can repair the broken limb.]
Skill ka description padhte hi Veer ke hontho par ek kaatil sii muskaan thi.
'Yahi toh chaahiye tha~'
'Pariii!!!!'
[H-Huh!?? Now whattt?]
'Buy this one!'
[Iski cost 300 points hai. A-Are you sure?]
'Yes!!!!'
[Okay toh ye lo~]
*Ding*
[Limbo is now available.]
'Good! Now search for something which can track enemies.'
[Enemies tracker!?]
'Hmm~'
Aur Veer ki baat sunn Pari ne firse kuch dhund ke diya.
[Ye lo! This one is basic. Dhyaan rahe ki tumhaare paas keval ab 200 points hi bache hai. Toh mene isliye yahi dhund ke dii. Because iss se sasti aur koi enemies ko track karne waali skill nahi hai.]
'Show me the details!'
[Alright!]
*Ding*
[Skill : Basic Enemy Tracker.
Bio : User can track the basic enemies. The skill won't work for the Boss Enemy.]
Skill simple thi. Ye Veer ki enemies ko track karne ke liye thi. Par iska ek hi downfall tha. Wo ye ki iss skill se aap keval apne boss enemy ke chuzo ko hi track kar paoge. Yaani ki Veer Slogan ke under kaam kar rahe logo ko toh track kar paega. Par Slogan ko nahi.
Par filhaal Veer ko jese yahi chaahiye tha.
Wo muskuraate hue apne kapde badal jaise hi baahar aaya toh room ke baahar hi usse Suman nazar aa gayi jo shayad uske hi room me aa rahi thi.
Veer : Hmm?
Suman : Maalik!?
Veer ne agle hi pal usse kheencha aur apne honth Suman ke honth se bhida diye.
Suman : Mmmphhh!??
Usne ek hi jhatke me Suman ke blouse se uski ek bhaari bharkam chuchhi nikaali aur usse zorr se mees diya.
"Aaaaahhhhhmmmm~"
Tabhi Suman ke kamre ka darwaaza khula aur Aabha baahar nikli. Aur jese hi usne Veer aur apni saasu maa ko dekha wo wahi jamm ke reh gayi.
Veer ne jese hi apni aankh ke kone se Aabha ko dekha toh usse forun hi ungli se ishaare karte hue apni orr bulaaya.
Aabha aankhein faade, lambi saasein lete hue dheere dheere aayi. Veer ke honth abhi bhi Suman ke hontho ko hi choos rahe the.
Aur Aabha jab ekdum nazdeek aa gayi toh Veer ne Suman ko chorr Aabha ko apni baaho me kheencha aur uske komal gulaabi honth apne muh ke giraft me le liye.
"Mmmmm~"
Kuch derr ki honth chusaayi aur doodh dabaane ke baad Veer ne bas itna hi kaha unn dono se,
"Mein kaam se kahi jaa raha hu. Raat ko tum dono... Taiyaar rehna!"
Aur bas, itna bol wo baahar nikal gaya.
Dono hi Maa aur bahu lambi lambi saasein letwe hue Veer ko jaate hue dekhti rahi. Unhe jese raat ka besabri se intezar tha.
*Vrroooooooommmmm*
Veer gaadi ko repte hue bas bhaage jaa raha tha.
Uski destination saaf thi.
Basic Enemy Tracker ke chalte usse Slogan ke ek aadmi ka pata lag chuka tha jo uske sabse nazdeek tha.
Aur uske mann me hi ek map khula hua tha jo enemy ki position dikha raha tha laal bindu bann ke. Jese maano uske mann me hi alag se kisi ne GPS fit kar diya ho.
***
xxxxxxx Club...
Aka Aatish' Hideout 3...
Kisi club me iss waqt mehfil sii jami hui thi. Aur ye Aatish ka teesra hideout tha jo aksar kam hi use hua karta tha. Kyuki yaha deals aur planning kam, ladkiyo ke saath rangreliya aur mauj masti zyaada kari jaati thi.
Iss waqt bhi yahi ho raha tha. Ek luxury bade se sofe par viraajmaan ek badi taund waala aadmi baith hua tha.
Uske agal bagal do prostitute ladkiya baithi hui thi jo uske gale me muh ghusaaye usse chaat rahi thi.
"Hahahaha~ aise hi meri pyaari sundariyo... Hahaha~"
Ashleel gaane baj rahe the aur daaru ke nashe me sab tull hoke mauj masti kar rahe the.
*Gudgudgud*
Tabhi achanak uss aadmi ke pait me gudgud hui. Ab daaru pee thi toh peshaab toh aani hi thi.
"Mauj masti jaari rakho re. Mein bathroom se aaya hahahaha~"
Wo petu aadmi utha aur baahar nikal club ke hi washroom me gaya.
*Suuuuuu*
Wo chenn se moot hi raha tha. Aur abhi apni zip band hi kiya tha jab uske kandhe par ek haath peeche se aakar kisi ne rakha.
'Huh?'
Wo palta aur tabhi usse apne kaano me ek awaaz sunaayi dii.
"I'll be damaging this...!"
Aur agle hi pal...
*CRAAACKKKK!!!!*
"AAAAhhhmmmmmmm~!!??"
Usse kuch samajh aata uske pehle hi uski cheenkh ko rokne ke liye kisi ne uske muh me rumaal ghused diya tha.
Uske saamne khada wo vyakti koi aur nahi Veer hi tha.
Uske peeche se aate hi Veer ne usse paltaaya aur uska haath pakad marod diya.
LIMBO!!!
Abhi abhi Veer ke dwaara khareedi gayi skill.
Iss skill ki yahi khaasiyat thi. Limbo ek aisi skill thi jo limb break karti thi. Aur acche se kaha jaaye toh...
Veer ne jo abhi kiya tha. Uss se uss aadmi ki haddi toh tooti hi haath ki par saath hi saath usne aisi position me modte hue kiya ye ki ab uss aadmi ka haath koi nahi repair kar sakta tha. Mahaan se mahaan doctor bhi nahi.
Siwae Veer ke.
Aur yahi Limbo ki khaasiyat thi. Kisi ka koi bhi ang aisa mod do ki wo kabhi repair hi na ho paaye.
Veer ne bhi abhi iss aadmi ke haath ko yahi kiya.
Iss aadmi ki location Veer ko pehle hi mil gayi thi Enemy Tracker se. Veer bas yahi soch raha tha ki iss aadmi ko baahar kese laaya jaaye.
Par iss aadmi ne toh jese khud hi Veer ka kaam asaan kar diya tha. Wo khud hi baahar chala aaya.
Mauka dekhte hi Veer ne seedha Limbo use kiya aur uska haath marod diya.
Haath itna buri tarah muda hua tha ki wo aadmi dard se karaah raha tha aur uski aankho se aasu beh rahe the. Wo cheenkh paata ki uske pehle hi Veer ne uske muh me rumaal thoos diya tha.
Dard se tadapte hue usne muh se wo rumaal nikaalni ki koshish kii toh...
*Thud*
"Uuuuuuuuu~"
Veer ne apni laat uthaate hue seedha uske muh pe maari aur uske muh pe hi rakh dii. Jis kaaran uss aadmi ka sarr bathroom ki side ki deewar se jaa bhida.
"Ek shabd nahi!!! Samjha na!???"
Veer ne usse gusse me dekhte hue kaha.
'Check!!!'
[Name : Balhaar.
Age : 36
Bio : Just a normal goon of Aatish. Now he serves for Slogan. No family, no background. Cash, Beer and girls are his favourite things.
Favourability : -5
Relationship : Enemies.]
Aur uske baare me padhte hi Veer ko aur bhi gussa aane laga.
Usse pakad ke Veer ne uthaaya aur usse dekhte hue kaha,
"Kyu bey Balhaar? Mauj ho rahi hai haan? Kya hua chaunk gaya? Yahi ki mujhe tera naam kese pata? Mein tere baare me sab jaanta hu samjha? Slogan abhi underground ho gaya hoga. Hai na? Khabar toh mili hi hogi tujhe?"
Veer ka itna kehna hi tha ki Balhaar ke chehre se rang udd chuka tha.
Veer ko uska naam kese pata tha bhala? Upar se Slogan ke baare me Veer kese jaanta tha? Wo sochna toh chaahta tha par jese apne haath ka dard usse kuch sochne nahi de raha tha.
"Uuuuuu~ Uuuuu~"
"Chupp! Ekdum Chup! Koi awaaz nahi samjha? Tujhe pata hai Slogan kyu underground hua? Mere kaaran!"
Kehte hue Veer muskuraaya toh Balhaar ki gaand hi phatt gayi. Aur kyu na phatati? Slogan jesa crime boss iss ladke ke kaaran underground ho chuka tha.
"Tumne sahi andesha lagaaya. Mein wahi hu. Wahi ladka jiske liye aksar wo Steve tum jaise chuzo ko order deta hai. Veer!!!!!"
Aur ek baar fir, Balhaar ki aankhein phati ki phati reh gayi.
"Bol? Kya karu tere saath? Yahi uda du ya...!?"
Veer ne dhamkaate hue uske muh se jese hi kapda hataaya toh wo Veer ke perr par gir pada.
"M-Mujhe jaane do... M-Mujhe mat maaro... M-Mein kuch bhi karunga... Mein tumhaare haath jodta hu. Uhu uhu uhu...."
Ek baar fir Veer ne uski collor pakad usse uthaaya aur deewar me bhed diya.
Veer : Meri ek hi shart hai.
Balhaar : K-Kesi shart!?
Veer (smiles) : Tujhe sirf mujhe Slogan ke harr movement ke baare me khabar deni hai.
Balhaar : Huh!?? B-Bas???
Veer (smiles) : Hmm~ Bas!!!
Balhaar : Mein karne taiyaar hu. M-Mein tumhe harr information dunga. M-Mujhe chorr do.
Balhaar ne keh toh diya tha. Par uske mann me yahi chal raha tha ki ...
Ek baar bas tu mujhe chorr madarchod. Fir mein poori gang leke aaunga aur teri dhajjiya uda dunga.
Par Veer kaun tha? Veer ke paas system tha. Aur wo khud bhi hoshiyaar tha. Wo jaanta tha iss gaandu ke mann me kya chal raha tha.
Veer dheere se muskuraate hue uske kaan ke nazdeek aaya aur bade hi haule se bola.
"Mein jaanta hu tu kya soch raha hai. Yahi na? Ki mein jese hi tujhe chorrunga tu agle din mujhe maarna aaega? Hahahahahaha~ So naive!!!!"
Veer ke hassi sunn ek baar fir Balhaar darr gaya.
"Sunn gaandu! Tera jo ye haath hai na. Tu duniya ke kisi bhi doctor ke paas hi kyu na chala jaaye. Chaahe usse kitne bhi paise kyu na de de. Tera ye haath duniya me koi repair nahi kar sakta. Siwae mere..."
Aur ek baar fir, Balhaar ko ek bada jhatka laga. Kya bol raha tha ye ladka?
"Yadi visvaash na ho toh try kar lena. Aur yadi tune galti se bhi kisi ko mere baare me khabar dii. Toh samajh lena tu gaya. Akhir kabhi na kabhi toh tu akela rahega hi na? Wo pal tera akhiri pal hoega."
Balhaar : H-Huhhhh!??
Veer : Kyuki tune dekha na? Mene tujhe yu dhund liya. Tu kahi bhi kyu na chhup jaaye. Mein tujhe dhund lunga. Behtar yahi hoga, ki meri baat maan, mera kaam kar aur kaam ke baad... Mein tera ye haath fix kar dunga.
Veer ne politely kehte hue smile pass kii. Jo smile toh kahi se bhi nahi lag rahi thi. Aisa lag raha tha ki koi devil muskura raha ho.
Balhaar : M-Mujhe bas info dena hai na?
Veer : Haan haan! Bas tujhe satark rehke saari info mujhe dena hai. Mera number ye le...
Kehte hue Veer ne apna number ek kaagaz ke tukde me pehle se likha hua nikaal ke uski breast pocket me ghused diya.
Veer : Chota sa hi kaam hai. Tu mujhe info de... Aur mein teri iss gaddaari ke baare me kisi ko pata lagne nahi dunga. Kaam ke baad mein tera ye haath bhi fix kar dunga. Aur ye bhi ho sakta hai ki... Slogan ke baad... Mein tujhe uski jagah saup du?
Veer ki akhiri baat sunte hi Balhaar ke kaan khade ho gaye.
Balhaar : Th-Thik hai. M-Mein wesa hi karunga. A-Abhi mujhe jaane do.
Veer : Itni jaldi kya hai? Tumhaare aadmiyo ko toh dekh lu.
Veer aur Balhaar fir dono hi jab club me waapas se enter kiye toh waha ka maujood haal dekh Veer bas chup raha.
Ek ladka uske nazdeek aaya sharaab ke nashe me dhutt hoke,
"Hehe~ B-Boss! Ye bacche ko bhi aapne gang me bhar liya? Hic.... Hehehe~"
Veer ne kuch na kaha. Kyuki usse kehne ki koi zaroorat hi nahi padi.
*Chataaaaaaaaakkkkk*
Ek zordaar tamaacha uss ladke ke gaal par pada aur uski poori daaru jese wahi utar gayi.
"Madarchod gaandu... Lavde!!! Ek rehepta dunga na kheech ke jhaatu insaan. Iski maa ka bhosda... Aahahaha~ S-Sir!!! Ye mere aadmi zyaada padhe likhe samajhdaar nahi hai. Inhe maaf kar dijiyega!"
Apne Boss ki baat sunn jese waha maujood aadmiyo ke sarr ke upar ek bam sa phata.
Unke boss iss naujavaan ladke ko sir kehke bula rahe the? Aur upar se apne hi aadmi ko maarne lage wo?
Keval ek hi khayaal aaya unke mann me fir.
'Iss aadmi se panga nahi lene ka. Aur bina Boss ki ijazat ke iss ladke se koi bakchodi nahi karne ka.'
Unhe nahi pata tha ki unka boss iss waqt apna haath peeche chhupaaye andar hi andar dard se tadap raha tha.
Veer (smiles) : Inhe paath padhaao...
Balhaar : J-Jiii! Bilkul!! Jesa aap kahe...
Aur itna bol Veer bas waha se nikal gaya.
[Well! That went smooth!!!]
***
Jab Veer ghar pohucha tabhi uske phone par ek message aaya.
"Kya tum free ho Veer? I want to talk to you! I'll treat you to a meal."
Sonia ki taraf se aaye iss message ko padh, Veer ki maano jese ek tension hi khatam ho gayi thi. Sonia ko date par le jaane ka mission jo mila tha. Lag raha tha ki shayad aaj hi uska ye mission bhi poora ho jaega. Aur finally wo unn points ko baaki skills aur apne stats par jald se jald invest kar payega.
Veer ne "Okay!" likhte hue Sonia ko message bhej diya aur beshaq, agle hi pal usse messsage aaya ki Sonia khud usse pick up karne aaegi. Par Veer ne mana kar diya. Ladki usse pick up karne aaye? Ye Veer ka style nahi tha.
Bhale hi abhi uske paas car nahi thi khud ki. Toh kya? Uske paas bike toh thi. Aur Sonia ne raazi hote hue usko ek hotel ka address aur meeting time message kar diya.
Sonia jo idhar apne ghar me thi wo apne phone se Veer ko message karne ke baad apne wardrobe me se dress choose karne me lag gayi.
Usse nahi pata kyu, par aaj wo kaafi chintit thi.
"Ye waala... Nahi, ye waala... Ughh! What should I wear?"
Sonia ek ke baad ek apni dress ko apne saamne lagaati aur mirror ke saamne khade hoke khud ko dekhti. Aaj uske liye ye boht zaroori nirnay tha.
Aam taur par chaahe wo meetings me jaaye ya kisi company related kaam se toh Sonia bas professional look me khud ko dhaalti thi. Parties me thoda sa exotic look aur casually ride karte time ek decent look apnaati thi woh.
Par aaj, wo thodi bechain thi. Kya pehne? Aur kesi lagegi wo Veer ke saamne? Uske mann me yahi chal raha tha. Veer se uss din ki mulaqaat ke baad se hi, Sonia ka Veer me interest kayi guna badh chuka tha. Aise toh woh kabhi kisi ladke par itna dhyaan nahi deti thi. Par Veer ne jese uska nazariya badal diya tha. Ek kaaran aur tha Veer ke peeche jaane ka.
Kaera!!
Kaera jaisi ladki Veer ke peeche lagi hui thi. Toh iss baar toh jese Sonia ye baazi harr haal me jeetna chaahti thi.
***
At Night...
8:35 PM...
Veer bataayi gayi hotel me pohuch chuka tha. Saala hotel bhi 5 star thi. Aalishaan ekdum.
Andar Veer jese hi daakhil hua, usse Sonia alag hi nazar aa gayi. Kyuki aaj wo itni zyaada khubsoorat jo lag rahi thi.
Ye hotel sheher me boht prachilit thi. Toh waha sabhi high class waale log maujood the. Including the rich and graceful ladies.
High society ki ladies waha sabhi mehngi mehngi jwellery pehne aur mehnge kapde pehne hue baithi hui thi.
Bhale hi wo kitni bhi sundar kyu na ho, unn sabki sundarta jese aaj Sonia ne apne husn se dhaak ke rakh dii thi.
Wo bas chupchap baithi Veer ka intezaar kar rahi thi. Aur uske chup rehne ke bawajood wo waha baithe aadmiyo ko sarr baar baar ghumaane par majboor kar rahi thi.
'She looks so beautiful!'
Apne mann me soch Veer aage badha.
Hotel ka ambiance itna pyaara tha aur halki halki roshni Sonia ke theek upar pad rahi thi jo uski makhmali gori twacha ko aur bhi nikhaar ke darsha rahi thi. Aaj wo shaandar red dress pehne hue thi.
Aankho me behad chamak thi, uski bhari bhari kaali palke baar baar jhapakti, uski bauhe bhi aankho ki harqat ke hisaab se upar neeche hoti. Par...
Par uske dil me abhi bhi wahi bechaini maujood thi.
Veer aaya aur aake seedha Sonia ke saamne waali seat par baith gaya. Aur uske aisa karte hi, waha maujood aadmi jo Sonia par nazre gadaaye the unka jese dil toot gaya. Mann me bas gaali hi nikli Veer ke liye.
Veer ek simple black shirt aur blue jeans me tha. Nike ke shoes aur haath par ek casual sii watch. Uska appearance accha tha par uss hotel me Veer se bhi kayi guna ameer aur kayi guna acche dikhne waale bande baithe hue the.
Aur Veer ko dekh unke mann me yahi chal raha tha ki...
'Ye gaandu me aisi kya khaas baat hai?'
'Ye ladka toh ekdum simple hai!'
'Iss ladke ne bhala aisi khubsoorat lady kaha se pata lii?'
Kuch aisi hi baatein unke dimaag me aa rahi thi.
[Hmph~ Look at those assholes! Getting Jealous...]
Veer ne unn jalan khori logo ki nazro ko ignore kiya aur muskuraate hue Sonia ko dekh bola,
"Kya mein zyaada late tha Miss Sonia? I see you were waiting!'"
Achanak se Veer ko apne saamne dekh Sonia ki bechaini aur bhi badh gayi.
Sonia : Ahh! N-Nahi! Mein bhi abhi aayi bas Veer!
Bhale hi Sonia ne muskuraate hue ye baatein kahi thi. Par Veer acchi tarah se parakhna aur dekhna jaanta tha.
Make-up se harr cheez nahi chhupaayi jaa sakti thi. Ya yu kahe ki zyaada make-up se, kuch cheeze apne aap ujaagar ho jaati thi. Veer dekh paa raha tha ki aaj Sonia ne aankho ke neeche usual se kuch zyaada hi make-up kiya hua tha.
'She was crying!'
[H-Huh? Par kyu?]
Pari ke sawaal ko Veer ne ignore kar diya. Pari aur Veer dono hi ye nahi jaante the ki aaj Sonia yaha aane se pehle royi toh zaroor thi. Par ye khushi ke aasu the.
Uss din jo Veer ne baat kahi thi.
"You and Miss Kaera, are both equal to me!'"
Ye vaakya jaise Sonia ke kaano me mandra raha tha uss din se. Na jaane kabse usse kisi ke muh se ye sunn'ne ka intezar tha. Warna aksar harr koi usse aur Kaera ko compare karta aur fir usse chorr Kaera ki tarafdaari karne lagta. Par Veer ne toh jese ek nayi aas de deti thi Sonia ko.
Ant me Veer ne apne sawaal rakha, "Aap ne suddenly aaj mujhe bulaaya!? Kya kuch kaam tha?"
Sonia : Haaaah!? N-Nahi! Kya mein... Kya mein tumhe dinner ke liye nahi puch sakti?
Veer (smiles) : Kyu nahi puch sakti? Of course you can! Mujhe bas laga ki shayad aapko koi zaroori kaam tha.
Veer ki baat sunn, Sonia ne apni nazre neeche kar lii aur badi hi dheemi awaaz me boli,
Sonia : Actually... Uss din... Uss din jo tumne mujhse kaha tha. Trust me Veer! Aaj tak mujhse wo baatein kisi ne nahi kahi. I'm very thankful to you. Thank you! Thank you very much. Tum jaante nahi ho, but it means a lot to me.
Veer Sonia ko bhawnao ko samajh paa raha tha isliye usne bhi muskurate hue apni baat rakhi.
Veer : Mene wahi kaha jo mere liye sach tha. Aur hamesha sach rahega.
Sonia (blushes) : Ahh!?
Uss din na jaane Sonia me itni himmat kaha se aa gayi thi ki wo Veer ko gaalo par kiss de baithi. Par asal me, Sonia badi hi sharmeeli kism ki ladki thi. Kyuki usne kabhi man ke saath utna interact kiya hi nahi tha. Khaaskar iss jawaani ke samay. Bas Veer hi ek tha.
Sonia (blushes) : Umm...
Veer : Hmm?
Sonia : That...
Veer : !??
Veer ne notice kiya ki Sonia kuch kehna chaah rahi thi par keh nahi paa rahi thi. Shayad sharma rahi thi.
Veer : Kuch baat hai kya Miss Sonia?
Sonia (blushes) : I...
Bechaari Sonia itna sharma rahi thi. Par jese tese usne himmat karke puch hi liya.
Sonia (blushes) : W-What is the relationship between you and Kaera?
Veer : *cough* *cough*
Veer jo iss waqt paani pee raha tha, ye sawaal sunte hi usse phanda lag gaya.
[Ohhhhhh~ Hahahahahaha! Explain karo ab.]
Sonia : Aah! A-Araam se... Be careful!
Sonia ne uske haatho se glass liya aur waapas table par rakh diya.
Par Veer itna hairaan kyu reh gaya tha? Kyuki jese hi Sonia ne ye sawaal pucha tha. Veer ko Kaera ke sang bitaayi pehli raat yaad aa gayi, jis kaaran se usse phanda lag gaya tha.
Veer : Ahem... That...
Sonia : Hnn!?
Veer : Actually! We both just know each other. Wo meri help karti hai kabhi, toh kabhi mein unki.
Sonia : K-Kis...? Kis tarah ki help?
Veer : Like, last time unhone mujhe meri signature dishes ko dhundne me help kii thi. She gave me some business related advises. Aur mene unki madad uss din unhe uss Mirror Gallery me ho rahe hamle se bacha ke kii thi. You know... Mutual exchange!
Sonia (maayus hote hue) : Mutual exchange huh? But... Keval advises ke badle me, khud ki jaan daav par lagaana!? That's quite an exchange.
Sonia maayus thi. Beshaq! Isme koi doubt nahi tha. Uska kehna bas simple tha. Bhala chand advises ke liye Veer ne Kaera ki jaan bachaane ke liye khud ki jaan jokhim me kyu daali? Par jese Sonia ko iska uttar agle hi pal mil gaya.
Veer (smiles) : Yadi Miss Kaera ki jagah aap waha hoti, I would have done the same for you!
*Badump*
Sonia : Aahhhh!???
Sonia ka dil pal bhar ke liye itni zorr se dhadka ki wo aankhein phaade Veer ko dekhne lagi.
Sonia (blushes) : T-T-Th-That...
Bechaari ki zubaan hi ladkhada gayi.
Sonia (khuspusaaate hue) : W-Why for me...!? Why would you?
Veer (smiles) : Didn't I say before? For me... Miss Kaera and Miss Sonia are both equal!
*Badump*
Sonia bechaari iss baar Veer ke hamle ko na seh paayi aur usne sharmaate hue apni nazre neeche kar lii.
Uske baad unn dono ne hi khaana khaaya aur jab bill dene ke baari aayi toh Veer ne bill pay karne ko kaha.
Sonia : No waaay! Mene tumhe bulaaya tha Veer. So, mujhe hi bill pay karna chahiye!
Veer : Bilkul bhi nahi! Aapne pehli baar mujhe bulaaya hai. Iss baar toh bill mein hi pay karunga. Agli baar bhale aap kar dena.
Sonia (blushes) : That... F-Fine!
Aur dono hi hotel se baahar nikal aaye.
Sonia : Umm... So? Kya mein tumhe firse aise dinner par bula sakti hu na?
Veer : Of course! But next time aap nahi, mein aapko leke chalunga.
Sonia (smiles) : R-Really?
Veer (smiles) : Really!
Sonia : Th-Thanks!
Veer nod karte hue jese hi jaane ke liye hua toh...
Sonia (blushes) : Wo...
Sonia ki awaaz sunn wo palta aur tabhi...
Usse do narm aur behad hi garm cheez ka ehsaas apni chaathi par hua.
Sonia uske gale se lag chuki thi. Par jab tak Veer iss ehsaas ko aur acche se mehsoos kar paata wo forun hi sharmaate hue peeche hatt gayi,
"I'll... I'll tell you beforehand mein kab free rahunga. B-Bye! Take care~"
Aur itna bol wo bas tezz kadmo ke saath apni gaadi ki orr bhaag gayi.
Aaj wo behad khush thi.
Veer bas muskuraaya aur apni gaadi utha ke chal diya ghar ki orr...
Aur tabhi,
*Ding*
['Mission : Take Sonia on a date' has been completed.]
[You have been rewarded 600 Points.]
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Raat me Suman aur Aabha jesa ki baat tay hui thi dono hi uske agal bagal laiti hui thi. Aur dono hi...
Jesa ki aapne sahi samjha. Dono hi ekdum nagn haalat me thi. Veer aaj unn par toot pada tha.
Wo laita hua abhi apne agal bagal se chipke dono Aabha aur Suman ke doodh ko enjoy kar raha tha aur dheere dheere dono ke chutado ko mal raha tha.
Jab achanak hi usse Arohi ka call aaya,
Veer : Arohi dii?
Arohi : Kal! Subah! Sharp 11 baje... Ghar aa jaana Veer. Dada jii! Wo apna decision sunaane waale hai.
Aur thodi derr Arohi se baat kar Veer bistar par uth ke baith gaya. Kal pakke se kuch scene bann'ne wala tha ghar me.
Pari toh sleep mode me thi. Isliye Veer ne khud hi apne mann me shop kholi aur seedha shop me search maara.
Intermediate Martial Art Skill!!!
Neeche price likha hi tha~
400 Points!
Aur Veer ne ek baar me hi purchase ke option pe click kiya aur...
*Ding*
[Intermediate Martial Art Skill is now available.]
Aur ye notification sunte hi Veer muskuraate hue waapas se apni dono sevikaao ke beech lait gaya.
'Pranjal! I'm preparing a surprise for you!!!'
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Aaj ke liye itna hi guys!
Dhanyavaad!
Like thok ke jaane ka. Holi me baith kar likha hai update. Aur comments zaroor rakhne ka.
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Ab asal family drama start hua hai. Lakin sath me aur bhi bahut kuchh ho raha hai. Ab kya hi kahu is Update ke bare me starting bikul mind blowing hui hai. Aur mujhe to laga tha is Update me Kayra se bhi veer mil lega lakin nahi. Yaha to itne matter veer ko suljhane hai ki lagta hai ab wo next update me hi possible hoga. Lakin ye kayra massage send krke remainder kyu karwa rahi hai. Lagta hai kuch to aisa hone wala hai jo hum nahi soch sakte hai. Dekhte hai aakhir kya hota hai ?Update - 114 ~ Blunder (2)Ab tak...
Usne itna kaha hi tha ki tabhi uske phone par do messages aa gaye.
Veer : huh!?
Veer ne check kiya toh paaya ki, ek purvi ka tha aur dusra... Miss Kaera ka!!!
Purvi : Hum shaam ko 6 baje milenge. Vikram!
Kaera : Tonight!! Come to my home @ 7 PM!!!
'Ahh! Shit!!! Firse nahi! The timing...!'
[Oops!]
Ab aage...
"Ye tum mujhe kaha leke jaa rahe ho?" Niharika ki ghabraati hui awaaz aayi.
Veer car drive kar raha tha aur woh sehmi sii bagal se baithi hui thi. Toh wahi peeche waali seat par Suman virajman thi. Hontho par ajeeb sii ek muskaan sajaye.
Veer : Ye samajh lo ki tumhare hi liye chal rahe hai. Wese!? Kya hua? Aur koi plan nahi bana rahi tum mere khilaaf? Hmm? Hacking didn't work after all. Right?
Niharika : M-Mein...!
Uske chehre se uska rang hi udd gaya. Veer ne kitni casually uss baat ko saamne rakh diya jis ke liye woh itna ghabra rahi thi.
Veer : Mein!? Mein kya? Kuch bolo bhi!
Niharika : N-No!
Veer : Dhyaan rahe! You...
Niharika : !!?
Veer (smiles) : ... are my slave!
Sunte hi Niharika ka badan kaanp utha. Veer usse yaad dila raha tha ki bhale hi woh kitni raees kyu na ho, bhale hi itne bade mahila mandal ki head kyu na ho, aur bhale hi kisi badi company ki HR Head kyu na ho. Antatah, woh thi toh sirf uski ek daasi hi. Ek slave!
Kitna hi mardo se kyu na nafrat rakh le. Uski jagah Veer ke lund ke neeche hi thi. Jo ki khud ek mard tha. Obviously, Veer ka ye nazariya nahi tha harr aurat ke prati. Par Niharika jesi aurat ke liye?
Yahi tareeqa sahi tha!
Bekaar sa muh banaaye Niharika window ke baahar dekhne lagi. Usse abhi ghabraahat ke saath saath itna gussa aa raha tha ki agar uska bas chalta toh yahi Veer ki zubaan kheech leti. Par...
Aisa karne ki himmat uske paas hargiz maujood nahi thi. Kyuki uske baad ke parinaam ke baare me woh sochna bhi nahi chaahti thi. Jo dhakke fir Veer baad me lagaata, uske unn chuttado pe jo zordaar thappade woh maarta, usse imagine kar ke hi achanak uske gaal laal pad gaye.
Niharika : G-Gaadi roko do minute!
Veer : Hmm?
Niharika : M-Mujhe peeche baithna hai.
Veer (smiles) : Aur kyu bhala?
Woh achanak hi uske kaan ki orr jhuka,
Veer : Darr lag raha hai?
Niharika : A-Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai! G-Gaadi roko fauran!
Veer ek shaitaani muskaan liye gaadi ko side me roka toh Niharika fatafat uth ke peeche ki seat par jaa kar baith gayi jaha Suman akeli baithi hui thi.
Kuch derr tak gaadi me yu hi khamoshi chhaayi rahi. Aur Niharika khisak ke Suman ke qareeb aayi,
Niharika : T-Tum...!
Par Suman ko Niharika ki khuspusahat sunnayi na dii.
Niharika : H-Hey!! Tch Tch! Oye! Tum...
Suman : Hmm?
Niharika : Suno!
Suman : Mm?
Niharika (khuspusaate hue) : Tum...! Mere paas tumhare liye ek bohot accha sujhaav hai.
Suman : Sujhaav?
Niharika : Haan! Ek sujhaav! Tumhe ye ek naukrani ki zindagi pasand aa rahi hai? Mein janti hu andar hi andar tum yaha se bhaagna chaahti ho. Hai na?
Suman : Huh!!? T-Tumhe kese pata?
Niharika Suman ka reaction dekh mann hi mann khush hui,
Niharika : Of course! Tum jesi prabal aurat ek tucch mard ke neeche kese reh sakti hai bhala? Mein jaanti hu tum naatak kar rahi thi. Haha!
Suman : T-Toh ab?
Niharika : Mein tumhe iss daldal se baahar nikaal sakti hu.
Suman : K-Kaise?
Niharika : Mera saath do bas! Mein jesa jesa kehti hu bas wesa wesa karna. Fir dekhna, tum aur mein. Hum dono hi iss chutiye ke changul se baahar honge.
Suman : Sach me?
Niharika (smiles) : Haan!
Suman : T-Toh mujhe kya karna hoga?
Niharika : Iski saari khabar mujhe deti rehna bas. Aur tumhe ek kaam aur karna hai. Iska mobile khol tumhe usme ek video dhundhni hai.
Suman : K-Kaisi video?
Niharika : Iss haram khor ke paas ek video hai meri. Tumhe woh dhundhni hai. Aur usse dhundhne ke baad tumhe usse delete karna hai.
Suman : Uss se kya hoga?
Niharika : Uss se kya hoga? Hahaha~ Uss se hi toh sab kuch hoga. Agar tumne ye kar diya, toh fir dekhna. Mein tumhe iss harami ki pakad se azaad kar dungi. Bas! Bas ek baar woh video haath lag jaaye.
Suman (nods) : Theek hai! M-Mein koshish karungi.
Niharika : Koshish nahi! Tumhe ye karna hi hoga.
Suman : P-Par mein ye kese maan lu ki tum apni baat se paltogi nahi?
Niharika : Hmph! Niharika Bansal naam hai mera. Aaj tak aisa kabhi nahi hua ki mein apni kahi gayi baat se muqar jau. Ek baar jo zubaan de deti hu toh uss se peeche nahi hatt'ti kabhi. Aur wese bhi, tum jesi aurat toh mere under kaam karni chahiye. Uss chutiye ke neeche nahi. Tum dekhna, tumhari zindagi badal ke rakh dungi mein. Laakho kamaogi tum, laakho. Aas paas naukaar ghoomenge.
Suman : Agar aisa hai t-toh theek hai.
Niharika (smiles) : Samajhdar ho tum! Bas, lag jao apne kaam pe. Dhyaan rahe usse pata na lagne paaye.
Suman (nods) : Hmm!
Suman shaant rahi. Idhar Veer chup chaap peeche ho rahe drishya ko mirror me dekh raha tha.
Aur abhi mushqil se 3-4 minute hi huye the jab Suman ne shaanti ko bhang kiya,
Suman : Maalik! Woh dekhiye! Kulfi waale ka thela. Zara rokiye na gaadi.
Veer : Hmm? Tumhe kulfi khaani hai? Iss mausam me?
Suman : Jii! Kyuki jald hi thand aa jayegi aur fir kulfi waale dikhayi nahi denge. Kya aap bhi lenge?
Veer : Nahi!
Suman ne fir ishaare se Niharika ki orr dekha aur uss se puchna chaaha toh Niharika ne bhi sarr hila ke mana kar diya.
Kulfi? Aur woh? Baskin Robbins, Kwality walls jesi brands ki ice creams khaati thi woh. aur ye Suman kya puch rahi thi uss se? Thele me rakhi kulfi? Sawaal hi paida nahi hota. Soch bhi kese liya iss aurat ne ki Niharika Bansal aise roadside chhapri thele par khade hoke kulfi khayegi?
Gareeb logo ki choti pasand par paiso ki guroor waali muskaan liye woh Suman ko gaadi se utarte hue dekhti rahi,
Suman utar ke kulfi khareedi aur waapas se andar aake baith gayi. Uske dono haatho me ek ek kulfi thi.
Niharika : Hmm? Tum do do khaogi?
Suman (smiles) : Nahi toh!
Niharika : Toh ye dusri?
Suman (smiles) : Bataati hu! Maalik! Zara peeche aaiye na!
Veer : Kya hua?
Suman : Aaiye na! Please!
Suman ki zidd maan Veer peeche aaya toh Niharika thodi dur sarak gayi aur ekdum car ke door se chipak ke baith gayi.
Suman ne dono kulfi Veer ko thamaayi aur fir ahista se uthi,
Niharika : Huh!?
Aur agle hi pal,
"Ahhhhhh!"
Usne Niharika ko zorr se baal pakadte hue usse ghumaaya aur uska sarr backrest par daba ke uski saree upar chadha dii,
Niharika : Aahhhhhhh!! Kutti... Y-Ye tum kya kar rahi ho? Ch-Chorro mujhe... Aarrrghh!!! Nnnghhh~ C-Chorr!! Kameeni...!!!
Suman : Ab ek shabd bhi tere muh se nikla na toh abhi nanga kar ke tujhe gaadi se baahar fek dungi.
Niharika : Wh-Whaaattt? Y-You dare threaten m- Aaahhhhnnnnn!!!!!
Iske pehle ki woh kuch bol paati Suman ne uske jhutre pakad uska sarr aur zorr se kheecha aur dusre haath se uski saree ko poora upar chadha diya. Saamne ab keval Niharika ki saaf suthri choot dikh rahi thi.
Veer aashcharya me apne haatho me kulfi liye sab kuch dekh raha tha. Aur woh aur chakit tab hua jab Suman ne apna agla daav khela.
Veer ke haath se ek kulfi lete hue Suman ne Niharika ko dekha aur fir...
"Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh maaaaaaaaaa~"
Woh thandi thandi kulfi Suman ne,
Seedhe Niharika ki tapti garam choot ke hontho ko fela kar uske andar pel dii.
Niharika : Aaahahahahhhhh nnnnnnnaaa m-maaaaaa sssssssss~ N-Nikaaaloooo maaaa~ nnnnghhhhhhh~ Ayyyyyiiiiiiiiiiii... Uuuuuhuhuhuuuu
Uski choot fafkaar maarne lagi, woh macchli ki tarah chhatpatate hue apni kamar hilaane lagi. Uski garam bhatti me ek itna thanda padaarth aake ghus gaya tha. Kulfi bhi choot me jaate hi mombatti ki mom ki tarah pighalne lag gayi.
Suman : Bohot derr se dekh rahi thi iss kameeni ko. Mere maalik ko chutiya kehti hai? Kya keh rahi thi? Haram khor? Harami? Ek jhaapad dungi na randi kahi ki!!! Poori aqal thikaane aa jayegi teri.
Veer hakka bakka hoke saamne ke drishya ko dekh raha tha. Suman ka aisa vikraal roop aaj woh shayad pehli baar dekh raha tha. Upar se ye scene dekh uska neeche ka ustaad bhi josh me aa raha tha.
*Chataaakkkkkkk*
Fir ek zordaar thappad ki awaaz car me fel gayi,
"Aaaaahhhhhnnnnn~"
Suman ne zorr se ek chaata Niharika ke chuttad par raseed ke maara. Woh gadraayi gaand bhi do se teen baar leher khaate hue hil ke reh gayi.
Niharika ki aankho se halke halke aasu bhi girne lage. Parantu uska muh abhi bhi gusse se bhara hua tha. Chehra laal, nichla honth daato ke neeche, baal Suman dwara khiche hue aur aankho me aasu. Yahi kuch haal tha abhi ka uska.
Suman : Kya soch rahi thi kutiya? Gaali sirf tujhe dena aati hai? Randi ki bacchi! Tune suni hi kaha hai asli gaaliya abhi. Kabhi gaav taraf jaana. Samajh aa jayega tujhe do takke ki aurat ki gaali kya hoti hai!
*Chataaakkkkkkk*
"Nnnnnngggggghhhh~"
Suman : Mein soch rahi thi ki ab tere iss dimaag me kuch aqal aayi hogi par nahi. Ye toh ab bhi gobar se bhara hua hai. Teri himmat kese hui mere maalik ke khilaaf aisa bolne ki haan? Aur teri aukaat toh dekho. Mujhe apni baato me fusla ke maalik ke khilaaf dhoka dene ke liye mana rahi thi? Waah re raand!
*Chataaakkkkkkk*
"Aaahhhhnnnn! Y-You will regret it *sniff* You will regret it for s-sure!"
Suman : Chup kar! Angrezi ki chudaan! Chhipkali ki bheegi chut saali!! Ek toh mere maalik tujhe itne avsar de de ke tujhe apne neeche rakhne ka mauka de rahe upar se tu hai ki harr baar...! Kutiya! Hazaar lund dilwaungi teri gaand me mein...! Najayaz paidaish kahi ki!! Tujh jesi ameer baap ki bigdi aulaado ko theek karna acche se aata hai mujhe.
Veer bagal me baithe aankhein phaade Suman ko dekh raha tha. Ye bhala kaun sa roop le liya tha uski pyaari Suman ne?
'D-Damn!'
[It's weirdly erotic!]
'Huh!?'
Pari ki baat sunn Veer ki nazar fir Niharika ki choot par gayi jisme kulfi choot ke paani ke sang pighal ke phisalte hue uski jaangho se behna shuru ho chuki thi.
Suman ne uski muniya par haath rakha aur kulfi ki lakdi ki seek ko kheench liya. Jis se kulfi andar choot me hi reh gayi par lakdi baahar aa gayi.
Usne apne handbag me kuch tatola aur fir ek branded panty bahar nikaali,
*Slap*
"Ugghhh!"
Woh panty seedhe Suman ne Niharika ke muh par de maari,
Suman : Chal pehen isse. Dhyaan rahe. Kulfi tu nikaalegi nahi. Bhale hi pighal ke tere perro se fisal ke girne lage. CHAL PEHEN!!!
Uske chillaane par Niharika sehemte hue panty pehen'ne lagi. Par gussa abhi bhi uski naak par dhara tha.
Suman : Jab se dekh rahi thi mein maalik! Mujhse fir aur bardaasht na hua. Ye kameeni keh rahi thi ki mein aapke phone se iski koi video delete kar du. Hmph! Tune soch bhi kese liya ki mein apne maalik ke khilaaf jaungi?
Veer (smiles) : Suman! Shaant!
'Fuck! This Suman is insane!'
Suman : J-Jii maalik! Maaf kijiyega! Agar aapko kuch bhi bura laga ho toh. Mein bas-
Veer : Nahi! Koi baat nahi! Mujhe kuch bhi bura nahi laga.
Suman : J-Jii!
*Ding*
[Suman's favourability has reached 170]
'What the fuck??? Pari?? 170!? Ye aur kitna badhegi?'
[I really don't know! This woman! She's just- ... insane!]
Suman muskurayi aur seat par baith usne fir apni taange kholi,
Uski pyaari muniya nangi hoke hawa me azaad hui.
Suman : Iss randi ki saza abhi khatam kaha hui maalik.
Usne Veer ke haath se woh dusri kulfi lii jo pighal hi rahi thi.
Suman : Mmmmn~ *slurp*
Aur usse ek baar choosa. Uske baad,
"Ahhhnnn maaa~"
Uss kulfi ko apni choot me andar daal diya. Usse ye bhi samajh aa gaya ki choot me kulfi daalne par kesa mehsoos hota tha.
Suman : Ayyyiiii~ Sssssssss~ Thandi hai bohot... Meri choot sunnn pad rahi hai maalik! Ufffff ~ Ssssssss~ Haaye daiyaa~
Usne punaah roti hui Niharika ke baalo se usse pakda aur seedhe uska muh apni choot par de diya.
Suman (smiles) : Tum puch rahi thi na ki dusri kulfi kis ke liye? Ye rahi tumhari dusri kulfi!!
Niharika : Ahhhhhhnnnn~
Niharika ka muh Suman ki halke jhaat se bhari choot me ghus gaya. Jaha kulfi uske chhed se pighal ke beh rahi thi. Aur majbooran Niharika ko usse chaat ke peena hi pada.
Suman ka choot ras aur kulfi ka mishran, ek ajeeb sa flavour bana raha tha. Lekin Niharika chaah ke bhi kuch nahi kar sakti thi. Rote rote woh apne nafrat ki aag ko liye bas zabaan uss choot par firati rahi.
Suman : Dekh rahe ho maalik iss haraam zaadi ko!
Veer : !!?
Suman : Iss kutiya ki choot paani chorr rahi thi jab mene iski choot me kulfi daali. Soch sakte ho aap? Kitni hi giri hui aurat hai ye? Khud ko shaleenta se bhari dikhati firti hai. Par dekhiye isse maalik. Kese iski choot sirf ek kulfi daalne se geeli ho rakhi hai. Ye aukaat hai iski maalik! Iss randi ki aukaat ye hai. Aur nakhre toh dekho iske!!! Choos!!! Zorr se choos chiraan!!!
*Slurp* *Slurp*
"Hhhnnnnnnggghhh~"
Veer stabdh hoke poori ghatna ko dekhta raha. Ant me woh bas muskuraaya. Ye Suman uski sach me kuch zyada hi loyal thi. Woh driver seat par jaane ke liye hua toh peeche se Suman ne uski shirt pakad lii,
Veer : Hmm?
Suman : M-Maalik!!! Mujhe... Mujhe choomiye na!!
Iss zidd ke aage Veer ki ek na chali. Woh agle hi pal jhuka aur Suman ke rass bhare hontho ka kuch derr tak jam ke sevan kiya. Tab tak, jab tak uska jee nahi bhar gaya.
Aur waapas aake apni seat par virajman ho gaya.
Suman : Maalik hum kaha chal rahe hai?
Veer (smiles) : Kaha chal rahe hai? Bataata hu!
*Ding*
[Basic Enemy Tracker is in use.]
*Ding*
[Enemy has been spotted.]
*Ding*
[Laying down the path.]
*Vrrrrroooooooommmmmm*
Aur Veer ne apni gaadi aage badha dii!
***
"Aur ye, checkmate!!! Hahaha~" Ek ladke ki awaaz aayi.
Ek ghar ke living room me beecho beech ek table rakhi hui thi. Aur table par rakha hua tha shatranj ka khel.
Kaali gotiyo ne safed gotiyo par vijayi praapt kar lii thi.
Aur saamne baitha woh ladka muskura raha tha.
"Dekha aapne? Ye daav hamara kitna effective tha?" Usne peeche sofe par apni peeth tikaate hue kaha.
"Dekh raha hu! Fir bhi-"
"Advocate saahab! Yahi toh dikkat hai aapke saath. Aap harr paristhiti ko naap taul ke dekhte ho. Kabhi kabhi khud par confidence bhi hona chahiye. Jo chaal humne chali hai, uss par vishvaas toh rakhiye! Dekha nahi aapne? Kese poora mahila mandal hil chuka hai!?"
Bilkul! Ye awaaz thi ussi vyakti ki jo Veer ke khilaaf shadiyantra bachpan se hi rachte aa raha tha.
Pranjal!! Aur uske saamne tha~ Rajat!
Rajat : Meri samajh me ye nahi aa raha ki agar hamari ladaayi uss Veer naam ke gaandu se hai toh hum mahila mandal se kyu bhid rahe hai?
'Kis lode ne isse advocate banaaya hai?' Pranjal mann hi mann Rajat ko dekh socha.
Pranjal : Aap samjhe nahi Advocate saahab! Veer ke paas Suman naam ki ek aurat hai. Mujhe nahi pata woh usse kaha se utha ke leke aaya hai ya kese usne usko apne under me kaam karne ke liye manaaya hai. Par woh aurat...!
Rajat : ??
Pranjal (frowns) : Hamare liye ek bohot badi samasya hai!
Rajat : Hmm!
Pranjal : Woh aurat Mahila mandal ki sadasya hai aur upar se aapke khilaaf pehle bhi morcha nikal chuki hai. Aur usse aisa karne ke liye kisne kaha hoga? Ye aap bhi jaante hai aur mein bhi.
Rajat : Uss haram khor Veer ne!
Pranjal : Exactly! Toh hamari pehli chaal yahi hai. Mahila mandal ko musibato me khada karna. Unhe baaki chakkaro me uljhaana hoga taaki unka dhyaan hamare par se hatt sake. Aur uske baad...!
Rajat : ??
Pranjal (smiles) : Uske baad dusre plan ko anjaam dena hoga!
Rajat : Tumhara matlab -!?
Pranjal : Of course! Of course! Suna hai Veer aapki poorv patni jii se kaafi close-
Rajat (screams) : Naam mat lo uss madarchod ka!!!! Saala saamne dikh gaya na toh bhadve ki khaal udhed dunga mein!!!
Woh gusse me uth ke khada ho gaya. Usse woh pal yaad aa gaya jab Veer uske ghar me ghus ke usse collar se pakad ke dhoya tha. Aur Nidhi ko apne sang le gaya tha.
Rajat : Mere saamne agar woh aaya na toh-
Pranjal (smiles) : Woh yahi hai! Mumbai laut chuka hai. Aur hamara agla plan wahi hai.
Rajat : Sex scandal?
Pranjal (smiles) : Exactly! Javaan launda hai meri tarah. Choot dekh ke acche acche log phisal jaate hai toh Veer kis khet ki mooli hai? Hotel me prabandh kar diya gaya hai. Aaj raat woh apni akhiri raat mazze me guzaarega aur subah- hahahahaha!!
Rajat : Subah uska khel khatam! Muh dikhane laayak nahi bachega woh.
Pranjal : Bilkul! Bilkul! Hahahaha! Par aapko waha rehna hoga. Hum me se kisi ek ka rehna zaroori hai. Taaki dekh sake sab kuch sahi se ho raha hai ya nahi. Aur mein filhaal busy hu jesa ki aap dekh hi sakte hai. Iske baad uski kartoote jayengi aapki ex wife ke paas aur tab unhe uski asliyat pata chalegi. Fir aap apna daav lagaana. Behla fusla ka apni patni ko waapas apne kareeb laana aur beta milte hi...!
Rajat (smiles) : Mujhe pata hai kya karna hai!
Pranjal : Good! Toh fir kar dijiye shuru!
Rajat : Zaroor!
Woh muskuraate hue baahar nikal gaya aur idhar andar Pranjal baithe hue saamne shatranj ke khel ko dekhta raha jab,
*Ring* *Ring*
"Hmm? Dad ka call?"
Pranjal : Dad?
Udhar se Karunesh ki awaaz aayi,
Karunesh : Kya chal raha hai tumhara?
Pranjal (smiles) : Ek suar bohot dino se ghur-ghura raha tha. Bas ussi ki khatir-dari ka intezaam kiya hai.
Karunesh : Mene tumhe mana kiya tha na? Ki abhi ye sab-
Pranjal : Don't worry dad! Iss baar intezaam tagda hai. Advocate bhi hai mere saath. Kuch gadbad hui toh ye churra lega mujhe. Par ab aur uss kameene ko chenn se jeene nahi de sakte mein.
Karunesh : Theek hai! Jo karna hai karo. Par dhyaan rahe-
Pranjal : Mujhe pata hai! Aapka naam kahi bhi nahi ucchlega. Aur ek baat aur-
Karunesh : ??
Pranjal : Mujhe ye ghar kuch khaas pasand nahi aa raha hai. Kuch aisa kariye ki mein wapas ghar laut saku. Mom ko toh miss kar hi raha hu mein. Maid ke haath ka khana mujhe suit nahi karta.
Karunesh : Jaante bhi ho tumne kya kaand kiya tha? Uske baad tumne ye soch bhi kese liya ki ghar me log tumhe aane denge? Wahi Amrit nivaas me ruko. Mein dekhta hu kya karna hai.
Pranjal : Tsk! Theek hai!
*Call ends*
Phone rakhte hi Karunesh wahi khade khade kuch socha aur fir kamre ke andar chala gaya. Par woh nahi jaanta tha ki,
Koi tha jo peeche chhup ke uski saari baato ko sunn chuka tha.
"Amrit Nivaas!!?"
***
*Screeeeecccccchhhhh!*
Gaadi aake ruki aur Veer aur baaki sabhi car se utar ke baahar aaye.
Niharika : Y-Ye...! Ye toh wahi basti hai.
Suman : Maalik?
Veer : Bas mere saath aati jao!
Veer basti me logo ki ghoorti hui nazro se hote hue aage badhta raha aur system ke bataaye gaye map ko follow karta gaya.
Location thi basti ka pichla ilaaka jaha 3-4 launde lapaadi neeche chaadar bicchaye juaa khelne me lage hue the.
Unme se kaun tha jisse Veer ko pakadna tha woh ye acchi tarah se jaan gaya. Ek pal me hi Veer ne uss ladke ki collar pakad usse uthaaya aur,
*Ding*
LIMBO!!!
*Crack*
"Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhh!"
Ek dardnaak cheenkh waha fel gayi.
Veer (smiles) : Seedhi tarah bataoge ya kuch aur todu marodu?
Ladka : K-Kaun hai tu?? Aaarrghh!!!!? N-Niharika madam?? M-Mahila mandal...!?? S-Suman madam?
Veer : Ohh! Toh tu inhe jaanta hai. Ab bol! Kisne tujhe paise diye ye sab karwaane ke? Haan?
Ladka : M-Mujhe kuch nahi pata. Ch-Chorr mujhe!! Saaleee!!!
*Ding*
LIMBO!!
*Crack*
Iss baar uska haath gaya.
"Aayyyiiiiiiiiiii maaaaaa!!!!!"
Ladka : B-Bataata hu uhuhhuhuu b-bataata hu!!! M-Mujhe advocate saahab ne paise diye the.
Veer : Kaun advocate?
Ladka : R-Rajat naam hai uska!
Veer (smiles) : Hmm! Basti ke logo ko ikhatta karo aur unse kaho ki aaj ke baad se basti ka koi bhi aadmi mahila mandal ke khilaaf ek awaaz tak nahi uthayega. Agar ek bhi aadmi mujhe dobaara waha nazar aaya. Toh...!
Ladka : H-Huhh!?
Veer : Poori basti gaayab karwa dunga!
Ladka (gulps) : N-Nahi! Aisa nahi hoga. Basti ke log mere kehne par gaye the. Mere kehne par hi peeche hatt jayenge. M-Mujhe chorr do ab!! Mujhe jaane do!
Veer ne dhakka deke uss namoone ko chorra aur adab ke saath palat ke waapas chal diya. Saari janta waha ki Veer ke uss andaaz ko bhaybheet hote bas dekhti reh gayi. Suman ke hontho par garv ki muskaan thi toh wahi Niharika ajeeb nigaaho se Veer ki peeth ko ghoor rahi thi.
Ek mard ki taaqat kya hoti thi ye jese usne aaj dekha tha.
Aur inhi sab kaamo me shaam ke 5 baj chuke the.
Veer : Suman?
Suman (smiles) : Jii maalik?
Veer : Tum dono ko mein waapas chorr raha hu. Ahinda se pareshani nahi khadi honi chahiye. Mujhe thoda aaj kaam hai. Mein derr se aaunga. Ghar me bhabhi ko bata dena.
Suman : Jii maalik!
Aur Veer ne unn dono ko waapas mahila mandal ke office me utaar, woh uss hotel ki orr chal diya jaha Purvi ne milne bulaaya tha.
***
Evening ~ 6:07 PM
Royal Orchid
Veer ko hotel pohuchne par hi ek ghante ke upar ka samay lag gaya. Traffic jo itna tha.
Woh apni wahi subah ki ek blue denim shirt aur black skin tight jeans me tha.
Car se utar woh hotel ki entrance me gaya. Aur waha se andar aaya.
Hotel aalishaan thi. Aur Veer ke phone me pehle se hi ek message pada hua tha.
'Our table is 4th one. I'll be joining you in 10 minutes. Please be there!'
Message Purvi ka hi tha. Veer jaanta tha ki ye aurat zaroor uski maa ke side se hi thi. Par akhir ye thi kaun?
Na hi woh Tejal ki awaaz thi aur na hi uski Maa ki. Fir thi kaun woh aurat?
Veer ek aah bharte hue table no. 4 pe jaake baith gaya. Toh waha ki ek sundar sii waitress uske paas aayi,
Waitress : What will you have Sir?
Veer : I'm waiting for someone! I'll then call you!
Waitress : Okay Sir! I'll be here only!
Aur woh waha se chali gayi. Uske jaate hi idhar hotel ki entrance se ek aurat pravesh kii toh Veer ki nazre akasmaat hi apne aap uss orr chali gayi. Aur yahi uss aurat ke saath bhi hua.
Dono ki hi nigaahein ek dusre se takraayi aur dono jese ek pal ke liye wahi jamm ke reh gaye. Bina kuch kahe hi woh jaan gaye the ki yahi woh shaks hai jiski unhe talaash thi.
Veer ne dekhte hi,
'Check!'
*Ding*
[Name : Purvi
Age : 42
Bio : Purvi, ek bohot hi mehanteey mahila hai saath hi ek housewife bhi. Pati ke sang vivaah ke baad hi woh Mumbai sheher me bas gayi. Pati, Arun sarkari school me adhyaapak hai. Parishkrat log hai kaafi aur suljhe hai insaan hai. Ek hi beta hai inka jiska naam hai, Ayush! Apni medical ki padhaayi ke liye baahar Delhi gaya hua hai. Bhavna ko apni badi behan maanti hai Purvi. Host ko bachpan me apni goad me bhi khilaaya hai kuch samay ke liye. Purvi ka itihaas bhi raazo se bhara hua hai. Pyaar dulaar bohot lutaati hai agar inhe apni orr kar liya toh.
Favourability : 36
Relationship : Assumed Maternal Aunt]
Status dekhte hi Veer ke muh se mann me yahi nikla,
'Woah!!!'
Par ye sirf status ki vajah se nahi tha.
Purvi ko dekhte hi Veer hairat me tha.
'You are telling me she's 42? Fuck I don't believe it!!!'
Purvi Veer ko dekh khud mantramugdh sii reh gayi.
Ye itna sona ladka uska Veer tha?
Woh jhatpat tezz qadmo ke saath uske qareeb aayi,
Purvi : Vikram?
Veer : Huh? Ohh! Yes!
Purvi (smiles) : Ya Veer keh ke bulau?
'Ohh! Toh inhe pata hai!?'
[Koi badi baat nahi hai Master!]
Veer (smiles) : Aapko jo bulaana ho!
Woh muskuraate hue baithi aur apna haath aage kar boli,
Purvi : I'm so sorry for the wait! Mein Purvi!
Veer ne Purvi ke narm haatho ko thaama aur handshake kiya aur apna naam Veer hi bataaya.
Purvi : Veer! Kya tumhe andaaza hai ki mein kaun hu?
Veer ne pehle hi usse check kar liya tha. Woh toh uske bete aur pati ka naam bhi jaanta tha aur beta kaha kis kaam se baahar tha ye bhi. Unke beech kya rishta tha ye bhi. Par agar Veer abhi usse ye sab bataata toh zaahir hai Purvi behosh hoke gir padti. Isliye woh bas muskuraaya aur bola,
Veer : Jii nahi! Mujhe koi andaaza nahi hai. Par mein itna keh sakta hu ki aap... Meri asal maa ki taraf se ho!
Purvi ki aankho me ek chamak sii aayi aur woh sarr hilaate hue aage ko jhuki. Usne apne agal bagal dekha aur fir woh hotel ke baahar dekhne lagi.
Veer : Kya hua?
Purvi : N-Nahi!! Kuch bhi nahi! Veer beta! Suno!
Veer : ??
Purvi : Mein tumhari muh boli maasi hu Veer. Muh boli maasi!!! Tumhari sagi maa ko mene bachpan se hi ek badi behan maana hai. Bachpan me tumne mera doodh bhi piya hai aur-
Veer : Ahem!
Veer ke tokne par Purvi ko jab ehsaas hua ki woh flow flow me kya kya bolti jaa rahi thi pehli mulaqaat me, toh uske khud ke gaal laal ho gaye.
Purvi : M-Maaf karna!
Veer : it's okay!
Purvi : Veer!!! Tumhari Maa! Aur behan!! Woh mere hi ghar pe thehre hue hai. Tejal toh... Paagal hai tumse milne ke liye. Zameen asmaan ek kar diya usne tumhe dhundhne ke liye. Ab jaake tumhari maa ne tumhara number bataya hai. Woh dono hi ab tumse milne ke liye bekaraar hai.
Veer : Ek sawaal tha.
Purvi : Pucho na!
Veer : Ye sab... Itne saal kaha the maasi? Meri Mom? Behan? Itne saalo se kya kar rahe the? Tab kyu nahi dhundhne ki koshish kii?
Iss sawaal se Purvi ke dil me jo ghaav pehle se tha udhar aur chot pohuch gayi,
Purvi : Kuch baate aisi hoti hai beta jo saamne hi kari jaati hai. Tumhare sawaal ekdum sahi hai. Par unke bhi jawaab hai. Jo tumhe apni Maa se hi milenge. Aur please...! Bhagwan ke liye Tejal ko mat dosh dena beta. Uss bechari ko toh kuch pata hi nahi tha. Pichle saal hi usse ye pata chala tha ki tum bhi ho iss duniya me. Uska ek bhai bhi hai. Uss bechaari se sab kuch chhipaaya gaya hai. Uss se nafrat mat karna beta. Uss nakaarna mat. Mene dekha hai usse din raat tumhe dhundhne jaane ke liye. P-Please...!
'So her condition was same as mine!?'
[It might be the case master!]
Veer (nods) : Jii!
Purvi (smiles) : Thank you!
Veer : Toh? Yaha kis liye bulaaya mujhe? Bas isliye?
Purvi : Kya tum apni Maa se milna nahi chaahte?
Veer : Kaun beta apni maa se milna nahi chaahega? Par... Unhe dekh ke lagta nahi ki woh mujhse milne ke liye itni betaab hai.
[What are you saying Master??? Apne alpha Instincts ko haawi hone mat do. Try to act like Sigma.]
Uske itna tanj kassne par hi Purvi ne apni hatheli uske haath par rakh dii,
Purvi : N-Nahi!! Nahi mere bacche! Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jesa tum soch rahe ho. Woh dono hi tumse milne ke liye betaab hai. Tumhare intezaar me paagal hai beta. Mein bata nahi sakti ki aaj mujhe tumhe apni aankho ke saamne dekh ke kitni khushi ho rahi hai. Aur mein ye daave ke saath keh sakti hu ki Bhavna tumhe dekhte hi khushi ke maare khud ke maansik santulan ko kho baithegi. Meri baat ka yakeen karo Veer!
Veer ko tabhi Purvi ke status ki akhiri line yaad aayi. Ki Purvi ko agar apni orr kiya toh woh pyaar aur dulaar khub lutayegi.
Veer : Ye toh aap saantvna ke liye keh rahi ho maasi!
'Maasi' shabd sunte hi Purvi ka badan thitur utha. Ye wahi Veer tha jisse usne apni goad me rakh apna doodh pilaaya tha bachpan me. Aaj itna bada ho chuka tha woh. Par saamne baithe kitna akela maalum pad raha tha.
Purvi ka dil paseej utha aur uski haath ki pakad Veer ke haatho me aur mazboot ho gayi. Bechaari ki aankho me bhi nami panapne lagi,
Veer : Hu toh mein akela hi na? Warna agar Maa ko aana hota toh aa na gayi hoti kabka?
Purvi : N-Nahi! A-Aisa nahi hai mere bacche-
Veer : Aisa hi hai Maasi!
*Ding*
[Purvi's favourability has reached 39.]
Veer : Ab dekhiye na! Mein Egypt gaya tha. Mujhe unke baare me khabar lagi thi. Itne saalo tak mein unhe dhundhta raha. Tab jaake kuch pata chala unke baare me. Unse milne gaya. Unhone pehchaana tak nahi. Aur kese pehchaanti? Mujhse matlab hota toh na meri shaqal ke baare me-
Purvi : N-Nahiiiiii!!!!
Woh zorr se chillaayi aur uth ke Veer ke bagal se aake baith gayi. Veer ko usne ek pal me apni baaho me bhar liya aur zorr se chipka liya.
Purvi : Nahiiii mere bacche! Ye sab galat hai. Aisa nahi hai.
Veer : Hamdardi ki zaroorat nahi hai maa-
Purvi (cries) : Nahhhhiiiiiii! Hamdardi nahi hai mere bacche!!! Mein hu na!!! Mein hu na..! Mein kuch bhi nahi hone dungi. Meri baat ka yakeen kar mere bacche!
Veer : If you say so... Maasi!!
*Ding*
[Purvi's favourability has reached 45.]
Aur agle hi shan,
*Muaaaaahhhhhh*
Purvi ne Veer ke maathe ko pyaar se choom liya.
Veer ka mobile agle hi pal vibrate hua aur screen par message saaf saaf usse dikhayi de raha tha.
'10 Minutes are left for 7.'
Message tha...
Kaera ka!
'Shiiiittttttt!!!!!'
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Aaj ke liye itna hi guys!
This update consists of more than 4.9k words. Normal length se kahi zyada bada update hai. Kuch parivaarik samasyao ke chalte updates late hai. Aap samajh hi rahe honge Ghar ki sthiti kya hoti hai jab koi sadasya sansaar chorr ke chala jaata hai. Toh bas uss se ubhar rahe hai. Baaki, harr baar ki tarah hi, likes thokne ka aur revos rakhne ka yaara!
Dhanyavaad!
Aur suman ki favourability aakhir kaha ja kar rukegi. Wiki jis tarah wo increase ho rahi hai wo bahut hi jld 200 paar ho jani hai. Nd mujhe pura yakin hai 200+ hone par jarur koi na koi feacher isme aur add ho jayega. Ab to aisa lagta hai agarveer ko kuch ho gaya to sbse jyada gehra sadma to Suman ko hi lagega. Aur jaha tak mujhe lagta hai ki ye Suman to veer ki maa ko bhi janti hogi na. To iska bhi is family drama me jarur aage koi bada role hoga.
Aur Suman ki veer ke prati vafadari ki to baat hi nahi karni cahiye aakhir puri duniya veer ke khilaf khadi ho jaye lakin wo mar kayegi but veer ke khilaf kabhi nahi jayegi. Aur uska wo icecream kaand ke bare me to kya hi kahu epic tha. Niharika ko bhi ab ache se smjh me aa gaya hoga suman se panga nahi lena haim lakin wo bhi kuch kam nahi hai jarur kuch na kuch plan to abhi karegi hi. But ye baat bhi hai ki wo veer ke taraf attract ho rahi hai. Lakin apni female ego ke karan wo ise bokul bhi accept nahi karegi.
Baki ye vakil ke sath veer kya karta hai ye dekhna hoga. Lakin ye pranjal ne kya idea laga kar plan banaya hai. Dekhte hai kitna safal hoga wo ?
Sath me ye karunesh ki baat aakhir kisne suni jarur ye Arohi hi hogi aisa mujhe lagta hai. Aur wo hi pata laga kar aage veer ko batayegi. Lagta hai thode time baad karunesh ka bhi farda faas hone wala hai.
Uttam Lekhni ka Prayog Werewolf bhai...Waiting for Next Update Eagerly...Update - 114 ~ Blunder (2)Ab tak...
Usne itna kaha hi tha ki tabhi uske phone par do messages aa gaye.
Veer : huh!?
Veer ne check kiya toh paaya ki, ek purvi ka tha aur dusra... Miss Kaera ka!!!
Purvi : Hum shaam ko 6 baje milenge. Vikram!
Kaera : Tonight!! Come to my home @ 7 PM!!!
'Ahh! Shit!!! Firse nahi! The timing...!'
[Oops!]
Ab aage...
"Ye tum mujhe kaha leke jaa rahe ho?" Niharika ki ghabraati hui awaaz aayi.
Veer car drive kar raha tha aur woh sehmi sii bagal se baithi hui thi. Toh wahi peeche waali seat par Suman virajman thi. Hontho par ajeeb sii ek muskaan sajaye.
Veer : Ye samajh lo ki tumhare hi liye chal rahe hai. Wese!? Kya hua? Aur koi plan nahi bana rahi tum mere khilaaf? Hmm? Hacking didn't work after all. Right?
Niharika : M-Mein...!
Uske chehre se uska rang hi udd gaya. Veer ne kitni casually uss baat ko saamne rakh diya jis ke liye woh itna ghabra rahi thi.
Veer : Mein!? Mein kya? Kuch bolo bhi!
Niharika : N-No!
Veer : Dhyaan rahe! You...
Niharika : !!?
Veer (smiles) : ... are my slave!
Sunte hi Niharika ka badan kaanp utha. Veer usse yaad dila raha tha ki bhale hi woh kitni raees kyu na ho, bhale hi itne bade mahila mandal ki head kyu na ho, aur bhale hi kisi badi company ki HR Head kyu na ho. Antatah, woh thi toh sirf uski ek daasi hi. Ek slave!
Kitna hi mardo se kyu na nafrat rakh le. Uski jagah Veer ke lund ke neeche hi thi. Jo ki khud ek mard tha. Obviously, Veer ka ye nazariya nahi tha harr aurat ke prati. Par Niharika jesi aurat ke liye?
Yahi tareeqa sahi tha!
Bekaar sa muh banaaye Niharika window ke baahar dekhne lagi. Usse abhi ghabraahat ke saath saath itna gussa aa raha tha ki agar uska bas chalta toh yahi Veer ki zubaan kheech leti. Par...
Aisa karne ki himmat uske paas hargiz maujood nahi thi. Kyuki uske baad ke parinaam ke baare me woh sochna bhi nahi chaahti thi. Jo dhakke fir Veer baad me lagaata, uske unn chuttado pe jo zordaar thappade woh maarta, usse imagine kar ke hi achanak uske gaal laal pad gaye.
Niharika : G-Gaadi roko do minute!
Veer : Hmm?
Niharika : M-Mujhe peeche baithna hai.
Veer (smiles) : Aur kyu bhala?
Woh achanak hi uske kaan ki orr jhuka,
Veer : Darr lag raha hai?
Niharika : A-Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai! G-Gaadi roko fauran!
Veer ek shaitaani muskaan liye gaadi ko side me roka toh Niharika fatafat uth ke peeche ki seat par jaa kar baith gayi jaha Suman akeli baithi hui thi.
Kuch derr tak gaadi me yu hi khamoshi chhaayi rahi. Aur Niharika khisak ke Suman ke qareeb aayi,
Niharika : T-Tum...!
Par Suman ko Niharika ki khuspusahat sunnayi na dii.
Niharika : H-Hey!! Tch Tch! Oye! Tum...
Suman : Hmm?
Niharika : Suno!
Suman : Mm?
Niharika (khuspusaate hue) : Tum...! Mere paas tumhare liye ek bohot accha sujhaav hai.
Suman : Sujhaav?
Niharika : Haan! Ek sujhaav! Tumhe ye ek naukrani ki zindagi pasand aa rahi hai? Mein janti hu andar hi andar tum yaha se bhaagna chaahti ho. Hai na?
Suman : Huh!!? T-Tumhe kese pata?
Niharika Suman ka reaction dekh mann hi mann khush hui,
Niharika : Of course! Tum jesi prabal aurat ek tucch mard ke neeche kese reh sakti hai bhala? Mein jaanti hu tum naatak kar rahi thi. Haha!
Suman : T-Toh ab?
Niharika : Mein tumhe iss daldal se baahar nikaal sakti hu.
Suman : K-Kaise?
Niharika : Mera saath do bas! Mein jesa jesa kehti hu bas wesa wesa karna. Fir dekhna, tum aur mein. Hum dono hi iss chutiye ke changul se baahar honge.
Suman : Sach me?
Niharika (smiles) : Haan!
Suman : T-Toh mujhe kya karna hoga?
Niharika : Iski saari khabar mujhe deti rehna bas. Aur tumhe ek kaam aur karna hai. Iska mobile khol tumhe usme ek video dhundhni hai.
Suman : K-Kaisi video?
Niharika : Iss haram khor ke paas ek video hai meri. Tumhe woh dhundhni hai. Aur usse dhundhne ke baad tumhe usse delete karna hai.
Suman : Uss se kya hoga?
Niharika : Uss se kya hoga? Hahaha~ Uss se hi toh sab kuch hoga. Agar tumne ye kar diya, toh fir dekhna. Mein tumhe iss harami ki pakad se azaad kar dungi. Bas! Bas ek baar woh video haath lag jaaye.
Suman (nods) : Theek hai! M-Mein koshish karungi.
Niharika : Koshish nahi! Tumhe ye karna hi hoga.
Suman : P-Par mein ye kese maan lu ki tum apni baat se paltogi nahi?
Niharika : Hmph! Niharika Bansal naam hai mera. Aaj tak aisa kabhi nahi hua ki mein apni kahi gayi baat se muqar jau. Ek baar jo zubaan de deti hu toh uss se peeche nahi hatt'ti kabhi. Aur wese bhi, tum jesi aurat toh mere under kaam karni chahiye. Uss chutiye ke neeche nahi. Tum dekhna, tumhari zindagi badal ke rakh dungi mein. Laakho kamaogi tum, laakho. Aas paas naukaar ghoomenge.
Suman : Agar aisa hai t-toh theek hai.
Niharika (smiles) : Samajhdar ho tum! Bas, lag jao apne kaam pe. Dhyaan rahe usse pata na lagne paaye.
Suman (nods) : Hmm!
Suman shaant rahi. Idhar Veer chup chaap peeche ho rahe drishya ko mirror me dekh raha tha.
Aur abhi mushqil se 3-4 minute hi huye the jab Suman ne shaanti ko bhang kiya,
Suman : Maalik! Woh dekhiye! Kulfi waale ka thela. Zara rokiye na gaadi.
Veer : Hmm? Tumhe kulfi khaani hai? Iss mausam me?
Suman : Jii! Kyuki jald hi thand aa jayegi aur fir kulfi waale dikhayi nahi denge. Kya aap bhi lenge?
Veer : Nahi!
Suman ne fir ishaare se Niharika ki orr dekha aur uss se puchna chaaha toh Niharika ne bhi sarr hila ke mana kar diya.
Kulfi? Aur woh? Baskin Robbins, Kwality walls jesi brands ki ice creams khaati thi woh. aur ye Suman kya puch rahi thi uss se? Thele me rakhi kulfi? Sawaal hi paida nahi hota. Soch bhi kese liya iss aurat ne ki Niharika Bansal aise roadside chhapri thele par khade hoke kulfi khayegi?
Gareeb logo ki choti pasand par paiso ki guroor waali muskaan liye woh Suman ko gaadi se utarte hue dekhti rahi,
Suman utar ke kulfi khareedi aur waapas se andar aake baith gayi. Uske dono haatho me ek ek kulfi thi.
Niharika : Hmm? Tum do do khaogi?
Suman (smiles) : Nahi toh!
Niharika : Toh ye dusri?
Suman (smiles) : Bataati hu! Maalik! Zara peeche aaiye na!
Veer : Kya hua?
Suman : Aaiye na! Please!
Suman ki zidd maan Veer peeche aaya toh Niharika thodi dur sarak gayi aur ekdum car ke door se chipak ke baith gayi.
Suman ne dono kulfi Veer ko thamaayi aur fir ahista se uthi,
Niharika : Huh!?
Aur agle hi pal,
"Ahhhhhh!"
Usne Niharika ko zorr se baal pakadte hue usse ghumaaya aur uska sarr backrest par daba ke uski saree upar chadha dii,
Niharika : Aahhhhhhh!! Kutti... Y-Ye tum kya kar rahi ho? Ch-Chorro mujhe... Aarrrghh!!! Nnnghhh~ C-Chorr!! Kameeni...!!!
Suman : Ab ek shabd bhi tere muh se nikla na toh abhi nanga kar ke tujhe gaadi se baahar fek dungi.
Niharika : Wh-Whaaattt? Y-You dare threaten m- Aaahhhhnnnnn!!!!!
Iske pehle ki woh kuch bol paati Suman ne uske jhutre pakad uska sarr aur zorr se kheecha aur dusre haath se uski saree ko poora upar chadha diya. Saamne ab keval Niharika ki saaf suthri choot dikh rahi thi.
Veer aashcharya me apne haatho me kulfi liye sab kuch dekh raha tha. Aur woh aur chakit tab hua jab Suman ne apna agla daav khela.
Veer ke haath se ek kulfi lete hue Suman ne Niharika ko dekha aur fir...
"Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh maaaaaaaaaa~"
Woh thandi thandi kulfi Suman ne,
Seedhe Niharika ki tapti garam choot ke hontho ko fela kar uske andar pel dii.
Niharika : Aaahahahahhhhh nnnnnnnaaa m-maaaaaa sssssssss~ N-Nikaaaloooo maaaa~ nnnnghhhhhhh~ Ayyyyyiiiiiiiiiiii... Uuuuuhuhuhuuuu
Uski choot fafkaar maarne lagi, woh macchli ki tarah chhatpatate hue apni kamar hilaane lagi. Uski garam bhatti me ek itna thanda padaarth aake ghus gaya tha. Kulfi bhi choot me jaate hi mombatti ki mom ki tarah pighalne lag gayi.
Suman : Bohot derr se dekh rahi thi iss kameeni ko. Mere maalik ko chutiya kehti hai? Kya keh rahi thi? Haram khor? Harami? Ek jhaapad dungi na randi kahi ki!!! Poori aqal thikaane aa jayegi teri.
Veer hakka bakka hoke saamne ke drishya ko dekh raha tha. Suman ka aisa vikraal roop aaj woh shayad pehli baar dekh raha tha. Upar se ye scene dekh uska neeche ka ustaad bhi josh me aa raha tha.
*Chataaakkkkkkk*
Fir ek zordaar thappad ki awaaz car me fel gayi,
"Aaaaahhhhhnnnnn~"
Suman ne zorr se ek chaata Niharika ke chuttad par raseed ke maara. Woh gadraayi gaand bhi do se teen baar leher khaate hue hil ke reh gayi.
Niharika ki aankho se halke halke aasu bhi girne lage. Parantu uska muh abhi bhi gusse se bhara hua tha. Chehra laal, nichla honth daato ke neeche, baal Suman dwara khiche hue aur aankho me aasu. Yahi kuch haal tha abhi ka uska.
Suman : Kya soch rahi thi kutiya? Gaali sirf tujhe dena aati hai? Randi ki bacchi! Tune suni hi kaha hai asli gaaliya abhi. Kabhi gaav taraf jaana. Samajh aa jayega tujhe do takke ki aurat ki gaali kya hoti hai!
*Chataaakkkkkkk*
"Nnnnnngggggghhhh~"
Suman : Mein soch rahi thi ki ab tere iss dimaag me kuch aqal aayi hogi par nahi. Ye toh ab bhi gobar se bhara hua hai. Teri himmat kese hui mere maalik ke khilaaf aisa bolne ki haan? Aur teri aukaat toh dekho. Mujhe apni baato me fusla ke maalik ke khilaaf dhoka dene ke liye mana rahi thi? Waah re raand!
*Chataaakkkkkkk*
"Aaahhhhnnnn! Y-You will regret it *sniff* You will regret it for s-sure!"
Suman : Chup kar! Angrezi ki chudaan! Chhipkali ki bheegi chut saali!! Ek toh mere maalik tujhe itne avsar de de ke tujhe apne neeche rakhne ka mauka de rahe upar se tu hai ki harr baar...! Kutiya! Hazaar lund dilwaungi teri gaand me mein...! Najayaz paidaish kahi ki!! Tujh jesi ameer baap ki bigdi aulaado ko theek karna acche se aata hai mujhe.
Veer bagal me baithe aankhein phaade Suman ko dekh raha tha. Ye bhala kaun sa roop le liya tha uski pyaari Suman ne?
'D-Damn!'
[It's weirdly erotic!]
'Huh!?'
Pari ki baat sunn Veer ki nazar fir Niharika ki choot par gayi jisme kulfi choot ke paani ke sang pighal ke phisalte hue uski jaangho se behna shuru ho chuki thi.
Suman ne uski muniya par haath rakha aur kulfi ki lakdi ki seek ko kheench liya. Jis se kulfi andar choot me hi reh gayi par lakdi baahar aa gayi.
Usne apne handbag me kuch tatola aur fir ek branded panty bahar nikaali,
*Slap*
"Ugghhh!"
Woh panty seedhe Suman ne Niharika ke muh par de maari,
Suman : Chal pehen isse. Dhyaan rahe. Kulfi tu nikaalegi nahi. Bhale hi pighal ke tere perro se fisal ke girne lage. CHAL PEHEN!!!
Uske chillaane par Niharika sehemte hue panty pehen'ne lagi. Par gussa abhi bhi uski naak par dhara tha.
Suman : Jab se dekh rahi thi mein maalik! Mujhse fir aur bardaasht na hua. Ye kameeni keh rahi thi ki mein aapke phone se iski koi video delete kar du. Hmph! Tune soch bhi kese liya ki mein apne maalik ke khilaaf jaungi?
Veer (smiles) : Suman! Shaant!
'Fuck! This Suman is insane!'
Suman : J-Jii maalik! Maaf kijiyega! Agar aapko kuch bhi bura laga ho toh. Mein bas-
Veer : Nahi! Koi baat nahi! Mujhe kuch bhi bura nahi laga.
Suman : J-Jii!
*Ding*
[Suman's favourability has reached 170]
'What the fuck??? Pari?? 170!? Ye aur kitna badhegi?'
[I really don't know! This woman! She's just- ... insane!]
Suman muskurayi aur seat par baith usne fir apni taange kholi,
Uski pyaari muniya nangi hoke hawa me azaad hui.
Suman : Iss randi ki saza abhi khatam kaha hui maalik.
Usne Veer ke haath se woh dusri kulfi lii jo pighal hi rahi thi.
Suman : Mmmmn~ *slurp*
Aur usse ek baar choosa. Uske baad,
"Ahhhnnn maaa~"
Uss kulfi ko apni choot me andar daal diya. Usse ye bhi samajh aa gaya ki choot me kulfi daalne par kesa mehsoos hota tha.
Suman : Ayyyiiii~ Sssssssss~ Thandi hai bohot... Meri choot sunnn pad rahi hai maalik! Ufffff ~ Ssssssss~ Haaye daiyaa~
Usne punaah roti hui Niharika ke baalo se usse pakda aur seedhe uska muh apni choot par de diya.
Suman (smiles) : Tum puch rahi thi na ki dusri kulfi kis ke liye? Ye rahi tumhari dusri kulfi!!
Niharika : Ahhhhhhnnnn~
Niharika ka muh Suman ki halke jhaat se bhari choot me ghus gaya. Jaha kulfi uske chhed se pighal ke beh rahi thi. Aur majbooran Niharika ko usse chaat ke peena hi pada.
Suman ka choot ras aur kulfi ka mishran, ek ajeeb sa flavour bana raha tha. Lekin Niharika chaah ke bhi kuch nahi kar sakti thi. Rote rote woh apne nafrat ki aag ko liye bas zabaan uss choot par firati rahi.
Suman : Dekh rahe ho maalik iss haraam zaadi ko!
Veer : !!?
Suman : Iss kutiya ki choot paani chorr rahi thi jab mene iski choot me kulfi daali. Soch sakte ho aap? Kitni hi giri hui aurat hai ye? Khud ko shaleenta se bhari dikhati firti hai. Par dekhiye isse maalik. Kese iski choot sirf ek kulfi daalne se geeli ho rakhi hai. Ye aukaat hai iski maalik! Iss randi ki aukaat ye hai. Aur nakhre toh dekho iske!!! Choos!!! Zorr se choos chiraan!!!
*Slurp* *Slurp*
"Hhhnnnnnnggghhh~"
Veer stabdh hoke poori ghatna ko dekhta raha. Ant me woh bas muskuraaya. Ye Suman uski sach me kuch zyada hi loyal thi. Woh driver seat par jaane ke liye hua toh peeche se Suman ne uski shirt pakad lii,
Veer : Hmm?
Suman : M-Maalik!!! Mujhe... Mujhe choomiye na!!
Iss zidd ke aage Veer ki ek na chali. Woh agle hi pal jhuka aur Suman ke rass bhare hontho ka kuch derr tak jam ke sevan kiya. Tab tak, jab tak uska jee nahi bhar gaya.
Aur waapas aake apni seat par virajman ho gaya.
Suman : Maalik hum kaha chal rahe hai?
Veer (smiles) : Kaha chal rahe hai? Bataata hu!
*Ding*
[Basic Enemy Tracker is in use.]
*Ding*
[Enemy has been spotted.]
*Ding*
[Laying down the path.]
*Vrrrrroooooooommmmmm*
Aur Veer ne apni gaadi aage badha dii!
***
"Aur ye, checkmate!!! Hahaha~" Ek ladke ki awaaz aayi.
Ek ghar ke living room me beecho beech ek table rakhi hui thi. Aur table par rakha hua tha shatranj ka khel.
Kaali gotiyo ne safed gotiyo par vijayi praapt kar lii thi.
Aur saamne baitha woh ladka muskura raha tha.
"Dekha aapne? Ye daav hamara kitna effective tha?" Usne peeche sofe par apni peeth tikaate hue kaha.
"Dekh raha hu! Fir bhi-"
"Advocate saahab! Yahi toh dikkat hai aapke saath. Aap harr paristhiti ko naap taul ke dekhte ho. Kabhi kabhi khud par confidence bhi hona chahiye. Jo chaal humne chali hai, uss par vishvaas toh rakhiye! Dekha nahi aapne? Kese poora mahila mandal hil chuka hai!?"
Bilkul! Ye awaaz thi ussi vyakti ki jo Veer ke khilaaf shadiyantra bachpan se hi rachte aa raha tha.
Pranjal!! Aur uske saamne tha~ Rajat!
Rajat : Meri samajh me ye nahi aa raha ki agar hamari ladaayi uss Veer naam ke gaandu se hai toh hum mahila mandal se kyu bhid rahe hai?
'Kis lode ne isse advocate banaaya hai?' Pranjal mann hi mann Rajat ko dekh socha.
Pranjal : Aap samjhe nahi Advocate saahab! Veer ke paas Suman naam ki ek aurat hai. Mujhe nahi pata woh usse kaha se utha ke leke aaya hai ya kese usne usko apne under me kaam karne ke liye manaaya hai. Par woh aurat...!
Rajat : ??
Pranjal (frowns) : Hamare liye ek bohot badi samasya hai!
Rajat : Hmm!
Pranjal : Woh aurat Mahila mandal ki sadasya hai aur upar se aapke khilaaf pehle bhi morcha nikal chuki hai. Aur usse aisa karne ke liye kisne kaha hoga? Ye aap bhi jaante hai aur mein bhi.
Rajat : Uss haram khor Veer ne!
Pranjal : Exactly! Toh hamari pehli chaal yahi hai. Mahila mandal ko musibato me khada karna. Unhe baaki chakkaro me uljhaana hoga taaki unka dhyaan hamare par se hatt sake. Aur uske baad...!
Rajat : ??
Pranjal (smiles) : Uske baad dusre plan ko anjaam dena hoga!
Rajat : Tumhara matlab -!?
Pranjal : Of course! Of course! Suna hai Veer aapki poorv patni jii se kaafi close-
Rajat (screams) : Naam mat lo uss madarchod ka!!!! Saala saamne dikh gaya na toh bhadve ki khaal udhed dunga mein!!!
Woh gusse me uth ke khada ho gaya. Usse woh pal yaad aa gaya jab Veer uske ghar me ghus ke usse collar se pakad ke dhoya tha. Aur Nidhi ko apne sang le gaya tha.
Rajat : Mere saamne agar woh aaya na toh-
Pranjal (smiles) : Woh yahi hai! Mumbai laut chuka hai. Aur hamara agla plan wahi hai.
Rajat : Sex scandal?
Pranjal (smiles) : Exactly! Javaan launda hai meri tarah. Choot dekh ke acche acche log phisal jaate hai toh Veer kis khet ki mooli hai? Hotel me prabandh kar diya gaya hai. Aaj raat woh apni akhiri raat mazze me guzaarega aur subah- hahahahaha!!
Rajat : Subah uska khel khatam! Muh dikhane laayak nahi bachega woh.
Pranjal : Bilkul! Bilkul! Hahahaha! Par aapko waha rehna hoga. Hum me se kisi ek ka rehna zaroori hai. Taaki dekh sake sab kuch sahi se ho raha hai ya nahi. Aur mein filhaal busy hu jesa ki aap dekh hi sakte hai. Iske baad uski kartoote jayengi aapki ex wife ke paas aur tab unhe uski asliyat pata chalegi. Fir aap apna daav lagaana. Behla fusla ka apni patni ko waapas apne kareeb laana aur beta milte hi...!
Rajat (smiles) : Mujhe pata hai kya karna hai!
Pranjal : Good! Toh fir kar dijiye shuru!
Rajat : Zaroor!
Woh muskuraate hue baahar nikal gaya aur idhar andar Pranjal baithe hue saamne shatranj ke khel ko dekhta raha jab,
*Ring* *Ring*
"Hmm? Dad ka call?"
Pranjal : Dad?
Udhar se Karunesh ki awaaz aayi,
Karunesh : Kya chal raha hai tumhara?
Pranjal (smiles) : Ek suar bohot dino se ghur-ghura raha tha. Bas ussi ki khatir-dari ka intezaam kiya hai.
Karunesh : Mene tumhe mana kiya tha na? Ki abhi ye sab-
Pranjal : Don't worry dad! Iss baar intezaam tagda hai. Advocate bhi hai mere saath. Kuch gadbad hui toh ye churra lega mujhe. Par ab aur uss kameene ko chenn se jeene nahi de sakte mein.
Karunesh : Theek hai! Jo karna hai karo. Par dhyaan rahe-
Pranjal : Mujhe pata hai! Aapka naam kahi bhi nahi ucchlega. Aur ek baat aur-
Karunesh : ??
Pranjal : Mujhe ye ghar kuch khaas pasand nahi aa raha hai. Kuch aisa kariye ki mein wapas ghar laut saku. Mom ko toh miss kar hi raha hu mein. Maid ke haath ka khana mujhe suit nahi karta.
Karunesh : Jaante bhi ho tumne kya kaand kiya tha? Uske baad tumne ye soch bhi kese liya ki ghar me log tumhe aane denge? Wahi Amrit nivaas me ruko. Mein dekhta hu kya karna hai.
Pranjal : Tsk! Theek hai!
*Call ends*
Phone rakhte hi Karunesh wahi khade khade kuch socha aur fir kamre ke andar chala gaya. Par woh nahi jaanta tha ki,
Koi tha jo peeche chhup ke uski saari baato ko sunn chuka tha.
"Amrit Nivaas!!?"
***
*Screeeeecccccchhhhh!*
Gaadi aake ruki aur Veer aur baaki sabhi car se utar ke baahar aaye.
Niharika : Y-Ye...! Ye toh wahi basti hai.
Suman : Maalik?
Veer : Bas mere saath aati jao!
Veer basti me logo ki ghoorti hui nazro se hote hue aage badhta raha aur system ke bataaye gaye map ko follow karta gaya.
Location thi basti ka pichla ilaaka jaha 3-4 launde lapaadi neeche chaadar bicchaye juaa khelne me lage hue the.
Unme se kaun tha jisse Veer ko pakadna tha woh ye acchi tarah se jaan gaya. Ek pal me hi Veer ne uss ladke ki collar pakad usse uthaaya aur,
*Ding*
LIMBO!!!
*Crack*
"Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhh!"
Ek dardnaak cheenkh waha fel gayi.
Veer (smiles) : Seedhi tarah bataoge ya kuch aur todu marodu?
Ladka : K-Kaun hai tu?? Aaarrghh!!!!? N-Niharika madam?? M-Mahila mandal...!?? S-Suman madam?
Veer : Ohh! Toh tu inhe jaanta hai. Ab bol! Kisne tujhe paise diye ye sab karwaane ke? Haan?
Ladka : M-Mujhe kuch nahi pata. Ch-Chorr mujhe!! Saaleee!!!
*Ding*
LIMBO!!
*Crack*
Iss baar uska haath gaya.
"Aayyyiiiiiiiiiii maaaaaa!!!!!"
Ladka : B-Bataata hu uhuhhuhuu b-bataata hu!!! M-Mujhe advocate saahab ne paise diye the.
Veer : Kaun advocate?
Ladka : R-Rajat naam hai uska!
Veer (smiles) : Hmm! Basti ke logo ko ikhatta karo aur unse kaho ki aaj ke baad se basti ka koi bhi aadmi mahila mandal ke khilaaf ek awaaz tak nahi uthayega. Agar ek bhi aadmi mujhe dobaara waha nazar aaya. Toh...!
Ladka : H-Huhh!?
Veer : Poori basti gaayab karwa dunga!
Ladka (gulps) : N-Nahi! Aisa nahi hoga. Basti ke log mere kehne par gaye the. Mere kehne par hi peeche hatt jayenge. M-Mujhe chorr do ab!! Mujhe jaane do!
Veer ne dhakka deke uss namoone ko chorra aur adab ke saath palat ke waapas chal diya. Saari janta waha ki Veer ke uss andaaz ko bhaybheet hote bas dekhti reh gayi. Suman ke hontho par garv ki muskaan thi toh wahi Niharika ajeeb nigaaho se Veer ki peeth ko ghoor rahi thi.
Ek mard ki taaqat kya hoti thi ye jese usne aaj dekha tha.
Aur inhi sab kaamo me shaam ke 5 baj chuke the.
Veer : Suman?
Suman (smiles) : Jii maalik?
Veer : Tum dono ko mein waapas chorr raha hu. Ahinda se pareshani nahi khadi honi chahiye. Mujhe thoda aaj kaam hai. Mein derr se aaunga. Ghar me bhabhi ko bata dena.
Suman : Jii maalik!
Aur Veer ne unn dono ko waapas mahila mandal ke office me utaar, woh uss hotel ki orr chal diya jaha Purvi ne milne bulaaya tha.
***
Evening ~ 6:07 PM
Royal Orchid
Veer ko hotel pohuchne par hi ek ghante ke upar ka samay lag gaya. Traffic jo itna tha.
Woh apni wahi subah ki ek blue denim shirt aur black skin tight jeans me tha.
Car se utar woh hotel ki entrance me gaya. Aur waha se andar aaya.
Hotel aalishaan thi. Aur Veer ke phone me pehle se hi ek message pada hua tha.
'Our table is 4th one. I'll be joining you in 10 minutes. Please be there!'
Message Purvi ka hi tha. Veer jaanta tha ki ye aurat zaroor uski maa ke side se hi thi. Par akhir ye thi kaun?
Na hi woh Tejal ki awaaz thi aur na hi uski Maa ki. Fir thi kaun woh aurat?
Veer ek aah bharte hue table no. 4 pe jaake baith gaya. Toh waha ki ek sundar sii waitress uske paas aayi,
Waitress : What will you have Sir?
Veer : I'm waiting for someone! I'll then call you!
Waitress : Okay Sir! I'll be here only!
Aur woh waha se chali gayi. Uske jaate hi idhar hotel ki entrance se ek aurat pravesh kii toh Veer ki nazre akasmaat hi apne aap uss orr chali gayi. Aur yahi uss aurat ke saath bhi hua.
Dono ki hi nigaahein ek dusre se takraayi aur dono jese ek pal ke liye wahi jamm ke reh gaye. Bina kuch kahe hi woh jaan gaye the ki yahi woh shaks hai jiski unhe talaash thi.
Veer ne dekhte hi,
'Check!'
*Ding*
[Name : Purvi
Age : 42
Bio : Purvi, ek bohot hi mehanteey mahila hai saath hi ek housewife bhi. Pati ke sang vivaah ke baad hi woh Mumbai sheher me bas gayi. Pati, Arun sarkari school me adhyaapak hai. Parishkrat log hai kaafi aur suljhe hai insaan hai. Ek hi beta hai inka jiska naam hai, Ayush! Apni medical ki padhaayi ke liye baahar Delhi gaya hua hai. Bhavna ko apni badi behan maanti hai Purvi. Host ko bachpan me apni goad me bhi khilaaya hai kuch samay ke liye. Purvi ka itihaas bhi raazo se bhara hua hai. Pyaar dulaar bohot lutaati hai agar inhe apni orr kar liya toh.
Favourability : 36
Relationship : Assumed Maternal Aunt]
Status dekhte hi Veer ke muh se mann me yahi nikla,
'Woah!!!'
Par ye sirf status ki vajah se nahi tha.
Purvi ko dekhte hi Veer hairat me tha.
'You are telling me she's 42? Fuck I don't believe it!!!'
Purvi Veer ko dekh khud mantramugdh sii reh gayi.
Ye itna sona ladka uska Veer tha?
Woh jhatpat tezz qadmo ke saath uske qareeb aayi,
Purvi : Vikram?
Veer : Huh? Ohh! Yes!
Purvi (smiles) : Ya Veer keh ke bulau?
'Ohh! Toh inhe pata hai!?'
[Koi badi baat nahi hai Master!]
Veer (smiles) : Aapko jo bulaana ho!
Woh muskuraate hue baithi aur apna haath aage kar boli,
Purvi : I'm so sorry for the wait! Mein Purvi!
Veer ne Purvi ke narm haatho ko thaama aur handshake kiya aur apna naam Veer hi bataaya.
Purvi : Veer! Kya tumhe andaaza hai ki mein kaun hu?
Veer ne pehle hi usse check kar liya tha. Woh toh uske bete aur pati ka naam bhi jaanta tha aur beta kaha kis kaam se baahar tha ye bhi. Unke beech kya rishta tha ye bhi. Par agar Veer abhi usse ye sab bataata toh zaahir hai Purvi behosh hoke gir padti. Isliye woh bas muskuraaya aur bola,
Veer : Jii nahi! Mujhe koi andaaza nahi hai. Par mein itna keh sakta hu ki aap... Meri asal maa ki taraf se ho!
Purvi ki aankho me ek chamak sii aayi aur woh sarr hilaate hue aage ko jhuki. Usne apne agal bagal dekha aur fir woh hotel ke baahar dekhne lagi.
Veer : Kya hua?
Purvi : N-Nahi!! Kuch bhi nahi! Veer beta! Suno!
Veer : ??
Purvi : Mein tumhari muh boli maasi hu Veer. Muh boli maasi!!! Tumhari sagi maa ko mene bachpan se hi ek badi behan maana hai. Bachpan me tumne mera doodh bhi piya hai aur-
Veer : Ahem!
Veer ke tokne par Purvi ko jab ehsaas hua ki woh flow flow me kya kya bolti jaa rahi thi pehli mulaqaat me, toh uske khud ke gaal laal ho gaye.
Purvi : M-Maaf karna!
Veer : it's okay!
Purvi : Veer!!! Tumhari Maa! Aur behan!! Woh mere hi ghar pe thehre hue hai. Tejal toh... Paagal hai tumse milne ke liye. Zameen asmaan ek kar diya usne tumhe dhundhne ke liye. Ab jaake tumhari maa ne tumhara number bataya hai. Woh dono hi ab tumse milne ke liye bekaraar hai.
Veer : Ek sawaal tha.
Purvi : Pucho na!
Veer : Ye sab... Itne saal kaha the maasi? Meri Mom? Behan? Itne saalo se kya kar rahe the? Tab kyu nahi dhundhne ki koshish kii?
Iss sawaal se Purvi ke dil me jo ghaav pehle se tha udhar aur chot pohuch gayi,
Purvi : Kuch baate aisi hoti hai beta jo saamne hi kari jaati hai. Tumhare sawaal ekdum sahi hai. Par unke bhi jawaab hai. Jo tumhe apni Maa se hi milenge. Aur please...! Bhagwan ke liye Tejal ko mat dosh dena beta. Uss bechari ko toh kuch pata hi nahi tha. Pichle saal hi usse ye pata chala tha ki tum bhi ho iss duniya me. Uska ek bhai bhi hai. Uss bechaari se sab kuch chhipaaya gaya hai. Uss se nafrat mat karna beta. Uss nakaarna mat. Mene dekha hai usse din raat tumhe dhundhne jaane ke liye. P-Please...!
'So her condition was same as mine!?'
[It might be the case master!]
Veer (nods) : Jii!
Purvi (smiles) : Thank you!
Veer : Toh? Yaha kis liye bulaaya mujhe? Bas isliye?
Purvi : Kya tum apni Maa se milna nahi chaahte?
Veer : Kaun beta apni maa se milna nahi chaahega? Par... Unhe dekh ke lagta nahi ki woh mujhse milne ke liye itni betaab hai.
[What are you saying Master??? Apne alpha Instincts ko haawi hone mat do. Try to act like Sigma.]
Uske itna tanj kassne par hi Purvi ne apni hatheli uske haath par rakh dii,
Purvi : N-Nahi!! Nahi mere bacche! Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jesa tum soch rahe ho. Woh dono hi tumse milne ke liye betaab hai. Tumhare intezaar me paagal hai beta. Mein bata nahi sakti ki aaj mujhe tumhe apni aankho ke saamne dekh ke kitni khushi ho rahi hai. Aur mein ye daave ke saath keh sakti hu ki Bhavna tumhe dekhte hi khushi ke maare khud ke maansik santulan ko kho baithegi. Meri baat ka yakeen karo Veer!
Veer ko tabhi Purvi ke status ki akhiri line yaad aayi. Ki Purvi ko agar apni orr kiya toh woh pyaar aur dulaar khub lutayegi.
Veer : Ye toh aap saantvna ke liye keh rahi ho maasi!
'Maasi' shabd sunte hi Purvi ka badan thitur utha. Ye wahi Veer tha jisse usne apni goad me rakh apna doodh pilaaya tha bachpan me. Aaj itna bada ho chuka tha woh. Par saamne baithe kitna akela maalum pad raha tha.
Purvi ka dil paseej utha aur uski haath ki pakad Veer ke haatho me aur mazboot ho gayi. Bechaari ki aankho me bhi nami panapne lagi,
Veer : Hu toh mein akela hi na? Warna agar Maa ko aana hota toh aa na gayi hoti kabka?
Purvi : N-Nahi! A-Aisa nahi hai mere bacche-
Veer : Aisa hi hai Maasi!
*Ding*
[Purvi's favourability has reached 39.]
Veer : Ab dekhiye na! Mein Egypt gaya tha. Mujhe unke baare me khabar lagi thi. Itne saalo tak mein unhe dhundhta raha. Tab jaake kuch pata chala unke baare me. Unse milne gaya. Unhone pehchaana tak nahi. Aur kese pehchaanti? Mujhse matlab hota toh na meri shaqal ke baare me-
Purvi : N-Nahiiiiii!!!!
Woh zorr se chillaayi aur uth ke Veer ke bagal se aake baith gayi. Veer ko usne ek pal me apni baaho me bhar liya aur zorr se chipka liya.
Purvi : Nahiiii mere bacche! Ye sab galat hai. Aisa nahi hai.
Veer : Hamdardi ki zaroorat nahi hai maa-
Purvi (cries) : Nahhhhiiiiiii! Hamdardi nahi hai mere bacche!!! Mein hu na!!! Mein hu na..! Mein kuch bhi nahi hone dungi. Meri baat ka yakeen kar mere bacche!
Veer : If you say so... Maasi!!
*Ding*
[Purvi's favourability has reached 45.]
Aur agle hi shan,
*Muaaaaahhhhhh*
Purvi ne Veer ke maathe ko pyaar se choom liya.
Veer ka mobile agle hi pal vibrate hua aur screen par message saaf saaf usse dikhayi de raha tha.
'10 Minutes are left for 7.'
Message tha...
Kaera ka!
'Shiiiittttttt!!!!!'
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Aaj ke liye itna hi guys!
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