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Incest Baadshah ~ The Tales of Debauchery
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Finnally tejal apne bhai se mil hi gyi
Ab dekhna hai ki veer pranjal k sath kya krega
Veer ko or kya kya task milte hai
Thoda 5 minutes or likh dete to kya mast update me 5star lag jate
Ab dekhna hai ki veer pranjal k sath kya krega
Veer ko or kya kya task milte hai
Thoda 5 minutes or likh dete to kya mast update me 5star lag jate
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Nope! Jaan bujh ke utna hi dikhaya gaya hai. Agar uss se zyada likhta, toh title apna significance kuch hadd tak kho deta.Finnally tejal apne bhai se mil hi gyi
Ab dekhna hai ki veer pranjal k sath kya krega
Veer ko or kya kya task milte hai
Thoda 5 minutes or likh dete to kya mast update me 5star lag jate
Fantastic update Werewolf bhaiMega Update
Update - 117 ~ It's been a while, Sis!
Ab tak...
*Ding*
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Aur uske baad Veer ke mann me ek nayi awaaz sunaayi dii,
[Allow me to service you...! Master!!!]
Ab aage...
Kya kuch nahi hua tha kal? Kal raat ki ghatna chaar deewaaro ke andar ghatit hui aur uski khabar bhi kisi ko nahi lagi.
Kyuki dhamaka toh agli subah hone waala tha. Jo ki hua bhi,
"Y-Ye mein kya padh rahi hu??"
Ragini subah subah haatho me akhbaar liye apni phati aankho se headline padh rahi thi. Aur usme saaf saaf likha hua tha,
Mumbai sthit high court me kaam kar rahe jaane maane vakeel Rajat Tiwari Paradise hotel me do ladkiyo ke saath dushkarm karte hue pakde gaye.
Ragini : Y-Ye toh tumhari Ma'am ke woh, Husband hai na? Veer?
Veer jo chai ki chuski ka aanand le raha tha usne haami bharte hue jawaab diya,
Veer : Hmm!
Shweta : Kya aaya hai?
Ragini : Ye dekhiye na! Do ladkiyo ke saath dushkarm karta hua pakda gaya hai Paradise hotel me.
Ragini ne akhbaar thamaate hue Shweta ko diya. Poora ka poora lamba paragraph chhapa hua tha usme. Saath hi kuch pictures bhi dali hui thi. Jisme chehre blurred kar diye gaye the.
Shweta : Chhiii!! Patni se talaak liya toh ye sab karega?
Ragini : Wahi toh! Mujhe toh pehle se hi pata tha ki woh aadmi theek nahi hai. Accha hua tumhari Nidhi ma'am ne talaak le liya Veer uss aadmi ke saath. Warna woh kabhi sukhi nahi reh paati.
Aabha (khuspusaate hue) : Kya saare pati aise hi hote hai?
Uski dheemi sii awaaz sunn, Shweta, Ragini aur Suman teeno ki nazre uss par tik gayi. Aur teeno hi shaant reh gayi. Zaahir hai teeno yaha apne apne patiyo se dur thi. Ek prakaar se unse rishta khatam kar ke baithi hui thi. Aabha ka bhi yahi haal tha.
Veer : Nahi! Aisa nahi hai! Saare ladke aise nahi hote.
Sonali : Haan haan! Bade aaye!! Hmph!
Sonali ne chidhaate hue jeebh dikhaayi aur waapas se apni chai peene lagi.
Bhumika : Par kitni ajeeb baat hai.
Shweta : Kya ajeeb baat hai?
Bhumika : Mom, ye Nidhi ma'am ke husband jo hai woh boht famous lawyer hai. Toh obviously inke kitne connections honge. Uske baad bhi koi inke hotel room me ghus gaya aur matlab pakad hi liya. In fact police bhi direct pakadti toh I'm sure ye Rajat police ko bhi mana leta. Lekin woh aisa kar nahi paaya.
Shweta : Toh?
Bhumika : Toh ye ki, kisi strong party ne usse pakda hai. Maybe koi conspiracy? Koi shadiyantra? Politics? Aapko kya lagta hai?
Shweta : M-Mujhe kese pata hoga bhala?
Suman : Ye sab uske karmo ka nateeja hai. Kyu? Hai na maalik?
Suman Veer ko dekh aankh maarte hue boli. Kya woh jaanti nahi thi ki Rajat ka ye haal kisne karwaaya tha? Kyu Veer kal derr se ghar aaya tha? Veer ke dil me Nidhi ki kya jagah thi? Sab jaanti thi woh!
Veer : Ahem! Bilkul!
Veer ne punaah haami bhari aur woh uth ke khada ho gaya.
Ragini : Arre? Abhi naashta ready ho raha hai. Abhi se kyu uth gaye?
Veer (smiles) : Mujhe ye dene jaana hai. Isliye nikal raha hu.
Ragini : Arre par naashta?
Veer : Wahi kha lunga. Aap chinta mat kariye.
Ragini : P-Par-
Veer : Din me aaunga na bhabhi! Tab khana parosiyega! Chalta hu!
Aur Veer waha se nikal gaya. Ragini udaas mann se apne kaamo me lag gayi. Woh zyada se zyada samay Veer ke saath bitana chaahti thi. Par aisa ho nahi paa raha tha.
'Mere dil ki baatein ye ladka samajhta kyu nahi hai? Jaanti hu ki isse business me dhyaan dena hai. Jaldi aage badhna hai. Par! Par apni bhabhi ko kyu bhul jaata hai ye?'
Woh khud ke vichaaro me leen ho gayi,
'Ek minute! M-Mein bhi toh Veer ki madad kar sakti hu na? Veer zyadatar baahar rehta hai. Aise me agar mein uske kaamo me madad karu toh...! Hume zyada se zyada samay ek dusre ke liye mil payega. R-Right! Mujhe Veer se baat karni hogi.'
"Kya soch rahi ho?"
Woh mann hi mann muskura rahi thi jab peeche se ek achanak awaaz aayi toh woh darr ke maare ucchal gayi,
Ragini : Aahhh!!!??? Ohhh! A-Aap ho!
Shweta : Hmm! Kya soch rahi thi?
Ragini : K-Kuch bhi nahi! Bas ye Veer apna naashta kiye bagerr hi chala gaya. Wahi soch rahi thi.
Shweta : Hmm! Apni sehat par bilkul dhyaan nahi de raha hai. T-Tum chinta mat karo. R-Raat ko mein usse garm doodh ka glass jaake de aaungi aur usse pilwa dungi.
Ragini : O-Ohhh!
Shweta : Tum mere bete ke liye na, woh chane aur badaam bhigo ke rakha karo. Aur subaah diya karo isse. Agar ye dhyaan nahi de raha toh hume hi iski sehat par dhyaan dena padega.
Ragini (smiles) : J-Jii! Wese, Hai toh woh harr taraf se fit. Fufu~
Shweta : Sirf baahri fitness koi fitness nahi hoti Ragini. Andar se bhi insaan ko fit hona chahiye. Nutrients, Vitamins, toh shareer me jaane hi chaahiye. Mein uske liye acchi diet prepare karungi. Apne haatho se.
Ragini (smiles) : Jesa aapko theek lage.
Aur dono hi mahilaaye apne kaamo me vyast ho gayi.
***
Par akhbaar toh sabhi ke ghar aata tha. Aur sabhi khabre padte the. Jaha kuch log iss khabar se khush the toh wahi kuch naraaz bhi.
"Iski maa ki choot behanchod!!!!"
*Thak*
Newspaper ko zorr se zameen par patakte hue ek ladka chillaaya. Subah subah usko akhbaar me kuch aur dekhne ki gunzaaish thi. Laga tha ki jo woh barso se chaah raha tha woh aaj subah dekhne ko milega.
Par aisa na hua. Ulta uska saare bhaanda phoot gaya.
"Madarchod! Ek kaam nahi hota inn lavdo se!!!"
Woh fir se garja. Ye koi aur nahi Pranjal hi toh tha. Usse laga tha ki aaj newspaper ke front page par Veer ki khabar chhapi hogi. Par uska paasa palat chuka tha.
'Kaha galat reh gaya mein? N-Nahi!! Sab kuch toh sahi tha. Y-Ye zaroor! Ye zaroor uss chutiye vakeel ke kaaran hi hua hoga. Bhadve ne mera naam bhi ugal hi diya hoga. Behanchod! Iski maa ki...!! Shit!!! Kya karu?? Dad ko phone!? Nahi! Woh aur bhadkenge.'
Sochte sochte woh idhar se udhar tehelne laga.
'Unhone toh pehle hi mana kiya tha. Unhe call nahi kar sakta. Fir bhi unhe pata toh chal hi jayega. Veer!!! Veeeerrr!!! Veeeerrr!!! Maan'na padega gandu tujhe! Maan'na padega. Tu behanchod harr baar mere bichhaaye gaye jaal se bach ke nikal jaata hai.'
'Pakke se pichle janam me chuuha raha hoga tu. M-Mujhe kuch toh karna hi hoga. Right! Raat ko yaha se nikal jaata hu. Sheher chorr ke kuch din baahar rehta hu. Jab yaha sab shaant ho jayega tab hi return karunga. Hmm! Ye theek hai!'
Aur tabhi usse Karunesh ka bhi call aa gaya. Karunesh ne buri tarah usse lataada aur antatah uski baat maan uske liye reservation karwa ke Pune ki ticket raat ki karwa dii. Kam se kam thode din wahi rahega toh yaha ki musibat se bacha rahega.
***
Nidhi's Apartment.
Morning ~ 8:16 AM
"Dekh lii uski kartoote? Haivaan hai woh aadmi. Haivaan! Mein kab se aapko kehti thi. Par tab aap meri baat sunti nahi thi. Ab dekh liya na aapne?"
Idhar se udhar gusse me chalte hue Shreya ki awaaz Nidhi ke kaano me padi.
Aur Nidhi bechaari!? Woh toh bas aankhein phaade newspaper ko dekh rahi thi. Woh jaanti thi ki Rajat ek behad bura insaan tha. Par Rajat dusri ladkiyo ke saath ye sab karega? Iss baat ka andaaza usse bilkul bhi nahi tha.
*Ding Dong*
Door belll baji aur Nidhi apne khayalaato se baahar aayi.
"Mein dekhti hu!"
Kehte hue Shreya ne darwaza khola. Aur saamne khade vyakti ko dekh uski aankho me chamak aur hontho par muskaan sajj gayi,
Shreya : Veeeeerrrrr???
Veer (smiles) : Andar aane nahi kahogi?
Shreya : Arre! Aao na! Ye bhi koi puchne waali baat hai!?
Veer ke aate hi Nidhi apni jagah se uth darwaaze ke nazdeek aayi. Veer aur uski nigaahein ek dusre se mili. Harr baar yahi hota tha. Itne parichit hone ke baad bhi, jab bhi dono ek dusre se milte the. Dono ke beech ek khamoshi si chha jaati thi.
Shreya ne Veer ko gale se lagaaya aur uska haath pakad usse andar laayi.
Shreya : Ye itna saara samaan? Aur subah subah aaj?
Veer : Mein Vegas gaya tha na toh-
Shreya : Ye mat kehna ki isme ham sab ke liye gifts hai.
Veer : Well! Yes!
Shreya : Ohh God! Thank you so much!!!
Woh uchhalte hue ek baar fir kass ke Veer ke gale lag gayi aur jazbaati hote hue usne,
*Muuuuaaaaahhhhhhh*
Zorr se Veer ka gaal choom liya.
Nidhi (hairat me) : Sh-Shreyaaaa!?
Shreya (blushes) : W-Woh! I was just excited.
Sharmaate hue usne forun hi apna chehra chhupaaya. Khud par itni sharmindagi ho rahi thi abhi usse. Bhavnao me behke usne
Veer ko choom liya tha. Woh ye kese bhool gayi ki Nidhi theek peeche hi khadi thi uske!?
Shreya : Ohh! Tumne news padhi?
Veer : Ma'am ke ex-husband waali? Sure! Sure! Bilkul padhi.
Shreya : Dekha na? Kesa darinda nikla woh. Theek hua uske saath. Ekdum sahi hua. Ab sadta rahega jail me zindagi bhar. Hmph!
Woh turant hi apna gift kholne me lag gayi. Aur Veer chup chaap sofe par baith gaya.
Veer : Juhi kaha hai?
Shreya : So rahi hai woh abhi tak.
Veer : School nahi gayi?
Shreya : Kal uski tabiyat thodi theek nahi thi. Isliye aaj usse nahi bheja.
Veer (frowns) : Kya hua?
Shreya : Kuch nahi! Seasonal change. Aur bas halki fulki khaasi, sardi bukhaar.
Veer : Ohhh!
Shreya : Ruko mein jagaati hu abhi.
Veer : Arre nahi! Rehne dijiye! Sone dijiye usse.
Shreya : Arre raat 8 baje hi so gayi thi. Tab se so rahi hai. Uthaane hi waale the hum usse. Gifts dekh ke khush ho jayegi. Oh my goooddd!!!?? Ye mere liye? Dii look!!! High heels!!! Tumhe size kese pata chala?
Veer (smiles) : Jab yaha rukta tha tab dekha tha. Tab se yaad tha.
Shreya (blushes) : T-Tumhe yaad tha?
Veer : Mm-Hmm!
Shreya : Burberry?? Ohhh myyy goodddd!!! Pagal ho kya tum? Itni mehngi high heels? Wait!!!! Dii ka kya hai fir? Ohhh fuccckkkk!!!
Nidhi : Shreyaaaaaa!!! Ye kya tareeqa hai baat karne ka?
Shreya : Oops! S-Sorry!!! Par dii dekho na!! Versace!!!? Aapka handbag Versace ka hai. Holy shittttt!!!! Tumhari lottery lag gayi kya? Veer?
Veer (smiles) : Gifts lete time mene prices check nahi kiye the. Jo pasand aaye unhe choose kar liya. Suhana ma'am saath me thi. So, unhone kaam asaan karwa diya tha. Warna mein varieties dekh ke hi confused tha.
Suhana ka zikr aate hi Veer ka dhyaan pal bhar ke liye uss khubsoorat aurat ki orr chala gaya.
Nidhi : Ye sab kya hai Veer?
Veer : !!?
Nidhi : Tumhe pata hai tumne kitna kharcha kiya hai?
Shreya : Umm! Dii! Woh itne pyaar se laaya hai. How can you-? Aap uske sentiments ko thes pohucha rahi ho. Mujhe dekhne do kitne ke hai ye. Aapko aisa nahi bolna chahiye. Ye toh sirf-!!!???????? Hein??? What the fucccckkkkk??? 30 hazaar ka bag???? Veeeerrrr??
Shreya jo ab tak Veer ke support me thi. Price dekhte hi uski haalat kharaab ho gayi.
Shreya : V-Veer?? This is too much! Upar se meri sandals?? Ohhh goddd!!! 28 thousand??? Kya kar rahe ho tum??? Dii sahi hai. Itne mehnge gifts ki kya zaroorat thi? Meri monthly pay bhi itni nahi hai.
Veer ne koi jawaab nahi diya bas halke se muskuraaya toh Shreya kuch bhaanp gayi.
Shreya : I'm- I'm sorry! Really! Mujhe pehle kabhi kisi ne itni mehngi gift nahi dii. Isliye mein...! Par ab tum itne pyaar se laaye ho toh mein kese mana kar sakti hu!? Hehe~
Nidhi : Shreya tum-!!?
Shreya : Agar mein nahi lungi toh usse bura lagega! Isliye mein toh ye le rahi hu. And Thank you so much Veer!
Veer (smiles) : Welcome!
Shreya jaanti thi ki Veer ko asli khushi tab hi milegi jab woh gift ko accept karegi aur wahi hua bhi. Veer sabke liye ye prem se laaya tha. Isse dhutkaarna keval Veer ke dil ko ahaat pohuchaane jesa tha.
Woh gift ko khushi khushi lete hue andar gayi aur Juhi ko jagaane lagi. Toh idhar sofe par hi Nidhi aur Veer agal bagal baithe gaye.
Veer : Khabar padhi na aapne?
Nidhi : Mmm~
Veer : ....
Nidhi : Uss vyakti se aur umeed bhi kya kii jaa sakti hai?
Veer : Toh...
Nidhi : Woh vyakti mere jeevan me koi sthaan nahi rakhta. Jo bhi hoye uske saath. Mujhe kya farq padta hai.
Veer : Aur ab aap...
Nidhi : ??
Veer (smiles) : Nishchint ho. Na hi woh ab aapko taqleef de sakta hai aur na hi aapke khilaaf koi qadam utha sakta hai.
Nidhi : Hmm!
Veer : Dhruv kaha hai?
Nidhi : Andar hai! So raha hai.
Veer : Ohh!
Nidhi : Kya zaroorat thi?
Veer : Kiski?
Nidhi : Itne mehnge gifts laane ki?
Veer : Kabhi toh kuch diya nahi. Kam se kam inhe toh accept kariye.
Nidhi : Bag aur sandals kam daam ki bhi toh le sakte the na? Ya kuch chota mota bhi toh laa sakte the na?
Veer Nidhi ki daant sunn bas muh ferr liya. Aur iss baar, Nidhi ko ek taqleef hui. Aisa laga jese dil me kisi ne sui chubhoyi ho. Ek toh Veer itne pyaar se laaya tha gifts, aur upar se woh usse hi suna rahi thi. Ye dhyaan me aate hi woh andar glaani se bhar gayi.
Nidhi : M-Mein...! Maaf karna! Mein kuch zyada keh gayi.
Veer (smiles) : Koi baat nahi! Aapka haq hai!
Sunte hi Nidhi ke gaalo ka tapmaan badh gaya.
Nidhi (blushes) : O-Ok!
Nidhi ko tabhi baithe baithe ek baat yaad aayi. Hey bhagwaan! Woh ye kese bhul sakti thi? Veer ki sagi behan uske ghar aayi thi kal hi. Kya kare woh? Kya Veer ko bata de? Par Tejal ne toh mana kiya tha. Toh ab?
Ye kaha phass gayi thi woh!?
"Maaaaamuuuu!!!"
Aur Juhi ki cheh-chahaati awaaz ne uski soch ko bhang kar diya. Woh koodati phaandti daudate hue aayi aur Veer ki goad me baith gayi.
Veer (smiles) : Kesi hai Juhi?
Juhi : Juhi ekdum mast hai!!! *sniff*
Nidhi : Ye dekho! Naak beh rahi hai. Aur khud ko mohtarma mast bata rahi hai.
Veer : Mein tumhaare liye chocolates laaya hu Juhi!
Juhi : Sacchi???
Veer : Mucchii!
Juhi : Yaaaayyyy!!! Do jaldi!! Jaldi dooo!!!
Aur Veer ne jab ek behad bada packet thamaaya toh Juhi toh kya Nidhi bhi hairaan reh gayi.
Nidhi : I-Itni saari chocolates? Veer ye tum-
Veer (smiles) : Roz ek hi diya kariye. Uss se zyada nahi!
Nidhi : Jese ki woh meri baat maanegi.
Veer : Mein samjha dunga.
Veer Juhi ko samjhaane laga toh dono ko iss tarah dekh Nidhi kahi kho sii gayi. Veer bilkul aisa tha jese ek pita ko hona chahiye apne baccho ke prati.
Shreya andar ke andar hi washroom me ghus gayi thi toh baahar ab sirf wahi teeno the.
Jab jaane ka samay hua toh Veer ne Nidhi ko dekha,
Nidhi : Kya hua?
Veer (smiles) : Aap boht sundar lag rahi ho.
Nidhi : Ohh accha? Subah subah uth ke kaun sa insaan sundar dikhta hai bhala?
Veer : Aap!
Uske ek taq jawaab se Nidhi bechaari jhep sii gayi,
Nidhi (blushes) : H-Huhhh?? M-Makkhan lagaane ki zaroorat nahi hai. B-Bolo? Kya chahiye? Sessionals me A+ chahiye? Ya kuch aur?
Veer (smiles) : Mene genuinely kaha hai. Kisi favour ke liye nahi!
Nidhi (blushes) : Tum-!!!
Veer (sighs) : Anyways! Chalta hu! Fir milenge!
Veer uth ke waha se jese hi jaane laga toh Nidhi bhi uth ke aayi,
Nidhi : R-Ruko!!
Veer : Hmm?
Nidhi : Bina khaaye piye kese jaa rahe ho? Idhar aao! Chup chaap baitho idhar. Mein fatafat kuch prepare karti hu. Khaa ke jaana!
Veer : Par iski koi-
Nidhi : Shut up! And sit down!
Woh order deke andar kitchen me chali gayi. Par iske baad, dono hi Veer aur Nidhi ke hontho par ek santushti bhari muskaan thi.
***
System level up ho chuka tha. Pari ka level badh chuka tha. Jaha ek taraf Pari ki nayi personality aayi thi toh wahi dusri taraf Pari ki purani cutesy wali personality jaa chuki thi.
Par jo khaas baat thi abhi, woh thi level up hone ke baad aane waale faayde.
Sabse pehla fayda jo mila tha Veer ko woh tha Translator function ke upgrade hone ka. Veer ab koi bhi bhaasha samajh sakta tha aur bol bhi sakta tha. Uske liye ab language barrier jesi cheez khatam ho chuki thi.
Dusra fayda mila tha system ke paas World knowledge aane ka. Zaahir hai ki agar hume aaj kuch bhi cheez ki jankaari praapt karni hoti hai toh hum Google, internet, inka hi sahaara lete hai. Inke hi paas poore vishv ka knowledge hota hai.
Parantu ab, Veer ko ye karne ki bhi zaroorat nahi thi. Wahi knowledge system ke paas tha ab. Agar Veer ko kuch internet pe dhundhna hai toh woh seedhe system se hi puch sakta hai.
Yadi iska uttar hamaari prithvi me kahi bhi paaya jaata hai. Toh system Veer ko jawaab dene me saksham rahega.
Aur akhiri aur sabse bada faayda. Isse paake toh Veer jese jannat me tha.
Limit eradicate ho chuki thi. Veer jo apne cards ko slot me lagaane ke baad 24 ghante intezaar karta tha, woh intezaar ab khatam ho chuka tha.
Woh ab asaani se alag alag cards ko jab chaahe tab switch kar sakta tha. Ek deadly benefit tha ye.
Aur isliye woh ab thoda calm tha. Bilkul Pari ki new personality ki tarah.
***
Evening ~ 7:27 PM
Shaam ka samay ho raha tha aur halka halka andhera bhi chhaa chuka tha. Veer ke puraane ghar me sabhi apne apne kaamo me vyast the.
Jab baahar ho rahe ek shor ne unka dhyaan kheecha.
"Baahar niklo!!! Kaha reh gaye sab ke sab? Kaayaro ki tarah chhupke baith gaye kya? Niklo baahar!!!"
Baahar khade jo guards the woh dono bhi stabdh reh gaye.
Ek anjaan ladki aake na jaane kya kya bake jaa rahi thi.
Guard : Ayye ladki! Paagal hai kya? Chal jaa yaha se.
"Arre jao jao! Mere raaste me mat aana warna anjaam accha nahi hoyega."
Guard : Teri toh-! Dhamkaati hai? Kaun hai tu? Kya kaam hai tujhe?
"Hmph~ Oye kaayaro! Haath me chuudiya pehen rakhi hai kya? Baahar niklo!"
Jab ladki ne fir bhi na suni, toh dono hi guards uth ke uske paas aaye par iss se pehle ki woh usse pakad paate, ghar ka darwaaza khula aur andar se ghar ke kayi saare sadasya baahar nikal ke aa gaye.
"Y-Ye kya shor hai?"
Manorath jo apni wheelchair par baithe araam kar rahe the, unhe Kavya lete hue baahar aayi.
Sumitra Arohi bhi baahar aa chuki thi. Saath hi Brijesh aur Karunesh bhi. Vivek ghar par tha nahi. Woh apni company me hi laga hua tha abhi.
Manorath : Kaun hai ye ladki?
Guard : Sarkaar! Kab se isko samjha rahe hai par samajhne ka naam nahi le rahi. Badtameezi karte jaa rahi hai. Aap kahe toh-
Manorath : Mujhe baat karne do! Kya hua beta? Kyu ghar ke saamne chillaa rahi ho? Aur kaun ho tum?
Ladki muskuraayi aur fir hasste hue boli,
"Kamaal hai. Aap apni poti ko hi nahi pehchaane? Hahahaha!"
Beshaq, ye ladki koi aur nahi Tejal hi thi.
Manorath : Meri poti?
Tejal : Haan aapki poti! Mein Tejal Singh! Bhavna Singh ki eklauti beti! Aur Veer ki badi behan!
*Boom*
Ek bada sa bomb unn sab ke sarr jese aake phata. Ye ladki kya badbadaaye jaa rahi thi?
Brijesh ki aankhein phati hui thi. Toh wahi Karunesh hairaan tha. Sumitra chakit aur Arohi, Kavya dono hi confused.
Manorath : Bhavna ki beti?
'Bhavna? Ye tumhari beti hai? Kaise?' Manorath ek chinta me doob gaye.
Tejal ne ungli dikhaate hue unn sabhi ko gusse se dekha aur woh fir chillaayi,
Tejal : Sharam nahi aayi tum logo ko? Itni ghatiya aur ghinoni harqat karte hue?
Brijesh : Ye kya badbadaye jaa rahi hai ladki?
Tejal : Mere bhai Veer ko issi ghar se dhakke maar ke nikaala gaya tha na? Bolo? Hai na?
*Silence*
Manorath : Mujhe ek baat batao beta. Kya tumhari Maa, Bhavna? Kya unhone dusri shadi kii thi?
Tejal : Hmph! Kaash kii hoti. Toh kam se kam ek accha baap toh mil jaata.
Tejal ke iss hamle se waha khade sab ke hosh udd gaye. Swayam Brijesh ke bhi. Kyuki ye baat Tejal ne usse hi dekh ke kahi thi. Woh jese jaan gayi thi ki yahi uska baap hai.
Par yaha ab sab ulta samajh rahe the.
'Huh? Bhavna ne dusri shaadi nahi kii? Toh ye ladki? Ohhh! Accha! Hmm! Toh ye baat hai! Ye goad lii hui bacchi hai. Aur isse bhi ye baat shayad nahi pata hai.'
Manorath ne mann me soch dheere se Brijesh aur Karunesh ke kaano me ye baat daali. Aur unhe bhi maajra samajh aaya.
Manorath : Tumhara maqsad kya hai beta?
Tejal : Mera maqsad!? Haha! Woh jaan'ne ke liye aap qualified nahi ho.
Karunesh : Tameez se baat kar ladki!!! Kya tu jaanti nahi ki bado se kese baat kii jaati hai? Kya yahi sanskaar diye hai tumhari Maa ne?
Tejal : Hmph! Woh sanskaar mein unhe hi dikhati hu jo uske yogya hota hai. Par tum sab...! Hmph!
Woh unhe neecha dikhaate hue muskuraayi,
Karunesh (chillaate hue) : Badtameez!!!!!
Kavya : Aisa nahi hai....!!!!
Kavya ki awaaz sunke Tejal shaant ho gayi. Usse dhyaan aaya ki Nidhi ne Arohi aur Kavya. Ye do naam liye the.
Tejal : Kya naam hai tumhara?
Kavya : Kavya! Aur aap jesa soch rahi hai wesa nahi hai. Haan past me mene bhi unke saath accha behave nahi kiya. But mene ye hamesha regret kiya hai. Aur mein aur Arohi dii hum dono hi Veer bhaiya ko dil se pyaar karte hai. Hum unka bura kabhi nahi chaahenge.
Kavya ke desperate attempt me Arohi bhi shamil ho gayi.
Arohi : Kavya sahi keh rahi hai. Didi! A-Aap hume galat samajh rahi hai.
Tejal ne ek smile dii aur woh aage badhi aur achanak hi usne Kavya ko apne gale se laga liya,
Kavya : Huhhh??
Tejal (smiles) : Thank you! Thank you for being there with him. Mein tumhari badi behan hu. You know? Aaj mujhe do do choti behne mil gayi.
Kavya : M-Mein-
Tejal : Ab ye batao! Woh Pranjal tumhara bhai hai na?
Kavya : Hmm!
Tejal : Kaha hai woh?
Kavya : U-Unhe...!
Karunesh : Kavyaaaaa!!!!
Aur apne pita ki awaaz sunn, Kavya darr ke maare chup ho gayi.
Arohi : Usse ghar se baahar nikaal diya gaya hai.
Karunesh : Arohiii!??
Tejal (surprised) : Hmm? Kyu bhala?
Arohi : Kyuki Dada jii ko usne mandir ki seedhiyo se girwaaya tha. Jaydaad ke liye. Veer ka naam hataane ke liye.
Arohi ke bol na sirf Tejal ko stabdh kiye balki Karunesh samet uska khud ka parivaar bhi Arohi ke be-jhijak haazir jawaabi sunn ke baukhlaya hua tha. Saari andar ki pol woh yu kholti jaa rahi thi. Jaante toh sabhi the ye baat par koi iss baat par baat nahi uthata tha. Par Arohi ne aaj nidar hoke sab bebak bol diya.
Tejal : Ohh? Toh ab kaha hai woh?
Arohi : Amrit Niwaas!
Uske muh se abhi nikla hi tha ki peeche khade Karunesh ke hosh udd gaye. Ye information toh sirf woh jaanta tha. Woh hi apne bete ko ab tak bachaaya hua tha. Fir uski badi ladki ko ye baat kese pata lag gayi?
Woh chaah ke bhi Arohi ko iss samay kuch nahi keh sakta tha.
Manorath : Amrit Niwaas? Pranjal waha kya kar raha hai? Karunesh? Mujhe jawaab chahiye!
Karunesh : Mujhe khud nahi pata Papa jii! Sh-Shayad usne uss ghar ki chaavi jaane se pehle leli. Warna-
Manorath ne bas ek baar usse ghoor ke dekha aur fir Tejal ki orr usne nigaah kari,
Manorath : Beta tum-
Tejal : Mujhe jo jaan'na tha woh pata lag gaya. Ab mera yaha koi kaam nahi! Sorry Dada jii! Par abhi aapki baatein sunn'ne ke liye mere paas waqt nahi!
Aur jis hawa ke jhoke ki tarah woh yaha aayi thi utni hi tezzi me woh yaha se nikal bhi gayi.
Waha maujood sabhi logo ko confusion me daal ke. Sab bas soch me pad gaye. Ye abhi abhi hua kya tha? Woh ladki yaha aayi kyu thi? Aur itne saal kaha thi? Bhavna ki beti? Toh kya Bhavna bhi idhar hai?
Brijesh jo ab tak maun tha, uske andar na jaane kya kya baatein chal rahi thi. Par ek baat spasht thi. Woh ye ki uska jee bhi andar se michla raha tha.
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Night ~ 8:16 PM
"Saala jald se jald yaha se nikalna hoga warna dikkat ho jayegi."
Pranjal, jo Pune jaane ke poore bandobast me tha. Apne suitcase me woh saari zaroori saamagri rakhne me laga hua tha. Lagbhag saara sab kuch uska pack ho chuka tha.
"Madarchod hai saale sab ke sab. Behanchod Veer!! Saale jis din tu mere haatho me aaya na, kasam se aisa maslunga na tujhe. Gid-gidayega saale tu mere perro par."
"Par uske liye, mujhe thode din underground hona hoga. Luck is on your side Veer. I admit! Tumne ye paari jeeti hai. Lekin jung mein hi jeetunga."
*Click* *Click*
Suitcase band kar usne mirror me ek antim baar khud ko dekha, apne baal sawaare aur bas woh abhi jaane hi waala tha ki,
*Ring* *Ring*
Uska phone baj utha.
"Kiska phone aa gaya behanchod ab?"
Caller tha Karunesh.
"Shit!! Dad ka hai-!!"
Pranjal : Hello? Dad!??
Karunesh : Mein jo jo keh raha hu usse dhyaan se suno. Veer ki koi muhboli behan hai shayad! Mujhe nahi pata woh itne saalo se kaha thi par Veer ki asal maa, yaani tumhari Tai jii ne ek beti goad lii hai shayad.
Pranjal : Huh? Ye sab aap mujhe kya bata rahe ho? Dad mein late ho raha hu! Ye faaltu ka family chart aap baad me bhi bata sakte ho mujh-
Karunesh : NIKAMME CHUTIYE!!! MERI BAAT DHYAAN SE SUNN!!!
Pranjal : H-Huhh? D-Dad? Chill!
Karunesh (screams) : EK BAAR KI BAAT TERE BHEJE ME NAHI GHUSTI KYA? BOLA NA MENE KI JO KUCH BHI KEH RAHA HU USSE DHYAAN SE SUNN!
Pranjal : O-Okay! Kahiye! Bhadak kyu rahe ho? Baat kya hai?
Karunesh (lambi saas lete hue) : Veer ki ek behan hai jo abhi abhi kuch derr pehle ghar aayi thi. Gusse me thi aur usse sab kuch pata hai Veer ke saath hamaare ghar ka kya ravaiyya tha.
Pranjal : Toh?
Karunesh : Usne yaha aake kaafi badtameezi se baat kii aur usne tumhare baare me pucha.
Pranjal : Mere baare me?
Karunesh : Hmm! Pucha ki tum kaha par ho.
Pranjal : Haha! Toh surely aapne bataaya thodi hoga.
Karunesh : Par Arohi ne bata diya hai.
Pranjal : Huhhh??
Karunesh : Mujhe nahi pata usse ye baat kese pata chali, par usne Amrit Niwaas ki jankaari dedi hai.
Pranjal : What the hell?? Y-Ye Arohi dii ko aap log control me nahi rakhte ho na ussi ka nateeja hai. Pata nahi meri dono behno ko uss chutiye Veer me aisa kya nazar aata hai jo paaglo ki tarah uske peeche peeche lagi rehti hai.
Karunesh : Tumhari Maa pe jo gayi hai dono! Kherr! Unhe jo karna hai karne do. Balki accha hi hai woh inn cheezo se dur rahe. Dekho! Tumhare Dada jii ko mere upar shaq hai ki mene tumhe waha rehne ko jagah dii hai. Mujhe Papa jii se milna hai abhi. Tumhare Tau jii bhi honge waha. Unn sab ko jawaab dena hoga mujhe. Tum abhi ke abhi waha se nikal jao. Kahi aisa na ho woh ladki tumhe dhundhte hue waha tak pohuch jaaye. Kyuki mein abhi kuch derr ke liye tumhara koi bhi phone nahi utha paunga. Samjhe?
Pranjal : Hmm! Toh ye Veer ki behan? Koi bigshot hai kya? Wazandaar?
Karunesh : Dekh ke tumhare jitni hi lagi. Ek aam ladki hi maalum hoti hai. Par gusse se bharpoor hai. Jitna jaldi ho sake nikal jao. Aur mein rakh raha hu ab.
Pranjal : Okay! Theek hai dad!
Karunesh : Sambhal kar jaana! Mein thodi derr se phone karta hu.
Pranjal : Hmm!
Aur call cut ho gaya.
'Veer ki behan? Hmph~'
Pranjal fatafat apna suitcase utha ke waha se darwaaze ki orr aaya aur usne jese hi darwaaza khola,
"Huhh??"
"Toh yaha ho Tum!!!" Ek madhur awaaz usse saamne se aayi. Dekha toh paaya ki ek sundar sii ladki seedhiya chadhte hue uske hi qareeb aa rahi thi.
Aur Pranjal ko agle hi shan abhi abhi apne baap se hui baat yaad aa gayi.
Kahi aisa na ho woh ladki tumhe dhundhte hue waha tak pohuch jaaye.
Aur wahi hua.
Ye Tejal hi toh thi. Of course, aur kaun ho sakta tha bhala?
Tejal : Toh tum ho woh gandi naali ke keede? Hmm?
Pranjal : Huh?? Tum kaun ho?
Tejal : Tum nahi bacche! Aap kehke bulao. Aur abhi kuch derr me jaan jaoge mein kaun hu.
*Crack* *Crack*
Apni hatho ki ungliyo ko aapas me chatkaate hue Tej ne apni shirt ki sleeves upar chadhaayi aur andar aane lagi.
Pranjal ke perr apne aap peeche chale gaye. Jab tej darwaze ke andar aayi toh usne darwaza atka diya.
Pranjal : Kya chahiye tumko? Saaf saaf kaho!
Tejal (screams) : Haram khor!!! Besharam ki aulaad kahi ke. Teri himmat kese hui mere chote bhai ke saath aisa karne ki? Haan?
Aisa pehli baar hua tha jab Pranjal kisi sundar sii ladki ke muh se apne liye aisi baatein sunn raha tha. Saaf tha ki woh thoda jhep gaya tha.
Tejal : Chaman chutiye!! Jis thaali me khaata hai, ussi me chhed karta hai? Apne hi parivaar waalo ko dhoka deta hai? Unke khilaaf shadiyantra rachta hai? Aaj agar teri haddi pasli nahi todi na, toh mera naam bhi Tej nahi!
Pranjal (smiles) : Heh! With just you? Aunty jii! Badi ho isliye last baar samjha raha hu. Jaha se aayi ho seedhe tareeqe se wahi se nikal jao. Warna anjaam-
Tejal : Toh ab ye aunty hi tujhe paath padhayegi mere bacche! After all, horrid kids like you, must be taught a lesson.
"Haaaaaaaaaa~"
Aur Tej josh ke saath achanak hi furti me aage badhi. Pranjal ne jese hi usse itni speed me aate dekha toh usne ek pal na gawaate hue apna suitcase side me phek diya. Usse bilkul bhi andaaza nahi tha ki ek akeli ladki uss se bhidne ki bhul karegi.
Kyuki zaahir hai ki aam taur par ek ladka aur ladki agar ladte hai toh jeet kiski hogi, ye swabhaavik hi rehta hai. Siwae kuch cases ke.
*Whoooosssshhhhhh*
Ek laat zorr se hawa me udte hue Pranjal ke seedhe muh ki orr aayi aur woh fauran jhuka.
Par iske pehle ki woh neeche jhuk ke hamla kar paata, Tej agle hi pal peeche ho gayi.
Ek baar fir woh daudte hue aayi. Pranjal ne khud ko dusri kick ke liye prepare kiya par,
Tejal ne na hi koi ghoosa chalaya aur na hi koi laat, woh seedha aake Pranjal par jhapat padi.
Dono ek dusre ke upar haawi hone ka prayaas karne lage,
"Y-Youuu bitchhhhh!!!"
"Fuck offf! Chutiye!!! Aaj toh teri kherr nahi...! Urrggh!"
"Kutiyaaa! Rukkk! Abhi bataata hu tujhe!"
Woh Tejal ke gale ki orr lapka aur haawi hona shuru hua toh Tejal ne bhi Pranjal ke baal pakde aur jese ek paudhe ho jadd se ukhaadte hai, utni hi taaqat se ukhaadna shuru kiya,
"Aaaaaaarrrgghhhhh!!! Kutiyaaaaaaa!!!!"
Ek dard bhari cheenkh kamre me phel gayi.
"Ch-Chorrr baal!!!! Maaaadarchoddd!!! R-Randiii ki bacchiii!!! Chorrrrr!!!!"
"Suar ki aulaad saale! Mujhe aam ladki samajh raha tha na chutiye!! You fuckerrr!! I'm a green belt in Karate!!! Kismat teri jo abhi brown aur black belt haasil nahi kiya. Warna tu toh-!! Hmph~"
"Aaarggghhhhh!!"
Ab paasa palat raha tha. Tejal haawi ho rahi thi.
*Klaaaanggggg*
*Craaaashhhhhh*
*Thuddd*
Iss chheena jhapti me, aas paas ki cheezein bikharti jaa rahi thi. Par Tejal ne Pranjal ko ek deadlock me phassaya hua tha. Aur saath hi woh uske baal ko kheechte jaa rahi thi.
"Mere maasoom se bhai pe atyachaar karta hai tu? Teri himmat kese hui? Haan!!? Shukr mana jo mein yaha nahi thi. Warna meri aankho ke saamne agar tune ye sab kiya hota na toh kasam se... Tere haath perr tod deti mein...! Aankhein noch leti!"
"Kutiyyaaaaa!!! Ch-Chorrr!!!!!!!"
"Bak le jitni gaaliya bakni hai!! Tujhe jab tak besudh na chorr du tab tak rukungi nahi mein. Ek hi bhai mila badi mushqil se. Laga tha usne mujhse behtar zindagi guzaari hai. Ek mein hi abhaagan thi. Par nahi!!! Tum chutiyo ne toh uski zindagi nark bana ke rakhi hui thi. Parivaar aur bhai ke naam pe kalank hai tu haraam khorrr!!!!!"
"Aaaaarrrgghhhhhh!!! Chorr deee!! Chorr de nahi toh maar daalunga tujhe aaj randiii!!"
Par Tejal ne apni pakad bilkul nahi chorri!
Na jaane kitne baal toh Tejal ne ukhaad hi liye the Pranjal ke.
Jab woh dono ek table se takraaye toh Pranjal ka haath table par firna shuru hua aur kismat se uske ek choti wali scissor haath lag gayi.
Na dekha na suna aur bas usne woh kaichi utha ke seedhe Tejal ki baah me de maari,
"Aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!"
Dard me Tejal chillaayi aur pakad dheeli ho gayi,
"Chal nikal kutiyaaa!!!!"
*BAAAAANNNNGGGGG*
Aur ek zordaar laat Tejal ko seedhe pait me aale lagi, jis kaaran se uska shareer peeche dhakil gaya,
Chuki peeche darwaaza tha jo atka hua tha aur uske neeche seedhiya,
*Craaaashhhhhh*
Tejal darwaaze se bhid ke seedhe seedhiyo se neeche hawa me giri jab,
*Clasp*
"Huhhhhh!!??"
Ek jaani maani sugandh! Ye familiar sii feeling, ye anubhooti...! Do mazboot bhujaao ne usse jakad rakha tha. Inhi haatho ne usse girne se bhi bacha liya. Ye sparsh...!
Kcuh shan ke liye jese waqt tham gaya Tejal ke liye.
Aur jese hi usne apna sarr upar kar dekha toh,
Woh chehra! Jisse dekhne ke liye woh kabse itna tadap rahi thi. Woh saamne tha. Uske hontho par ek rehesyamayi muskaan thi.
Aur fir uske muh se kuch shabd nikle, jisse sunn, Tejal ki aankhein apne aap paani paani ho gayi,
"It's been a while...! Sis!!"
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Update - 117 ~ It's been a while, Sis!
Ab tak...
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Aur uske baad Veer ke mann me ek nayi awaaz sunaayi dii,
[Allow me to service you...! Master!!!]
Ab aage...
Kya kuch nahi hua tha kal? Kal raat ki ghatna chaar deewaaro ke andar ghatit hui aur uski khabar bhi kisi ko nahi lagi.
Kyuki dhamaka toh agli subah hone waala tha. Jo ki hua bhi,
"Y-Ye mein kya padh rahi hu??"
Ragini subah subah haatho me akhbaar liye apni phati aankho se headline padh rahi thi. Aur usme saaf saaf likha hua tha,
Mumbai sthit high court me kaam kar rahe jaane maane vakeel Rajat Tiwari Paradise hotel me do ladkiyo ke saath dushkarm karte hue pakde gaye.
Ragini : Y-Ye toh tumhari Ma'am ke woh, Husband hai na? Veer?
Veer jo chai ki chuski ka aanand le raha tha usne haami bharte hue jawaab diya,
Veer : Hmm!
Shweta : Kya aaya hai?
Ragini : Ye dekhiye na! Do ladkiyo ke saath dushkarm karta hua pakda gaya hai Paradise hotel me.
Ragini ne akhbaar thamaate hue Shweta ko diya. Poora ka poora lamba paragraph chhapa hua tha usme. Saath hi kuch pictures bhi dali hui thi. Jisme chehre blurred kar diye gaye the.
Shweta : Chhiii!! Patni se talaak liya toh ye sab karega?
Ragini : Wahi toh! Mujhe toh pehle se hi pata tha ki woh aadmi theek nahi hai. Accha hua tumhari Nidhi ma'am ne talaak le liya Veer uss aadmi ke saath. Warna woh kabhi sukhi nahi reh paati.
Aabha (khuspusaate hue) : Kya saare pati aise hi hote hai?
Uski dheemi sii awaaz sunn, Shweta, Ragini aur Suman teeno ki nazre uss par tik gayi. Aur teeno hi shaant reh gayi. Zaahir hai teeno yaha apne apne patiyo se dur thi. Ek prakaar se unse rishta khatam kar ke baithi hui thi. Aabha ka bhi yahi haal tha.
Veer : Nahi! Aisa nahi hai! Saare ladke aise nahi hote.
Sonali : Haan haan! Bade aaye!! Hmph!
Sonali ne chidhaate hue jeebh dikhaayi aur waapas se apni chai peene lagi.
Bhumika : Par kitni ajeeb baat hai.
Shweta : Kya ajeeb baat hai?
Bhumika : Mom, ye Nidhi ma'am ke husband jo hai woh boht famous lawyer hai. Toh obviously inke kitne connections honge. Uske baad bhi koi inke hotel room me ghus gaya aur matlab pakad hi liya. In fact police bhi direct pakadti toh I'm sure ye Rajat police ko bhi mana leta. Lekin woh aisa kar nahi paaya.
Shweta : Toh?
Bhumika : Toh ye ki, kisi strong party ne usse pakda hai. Maybe koi conspiracy? Koi shadiyantra? Politics? Aapko kya lagta hai?
Shweta : M-Mujhe kese pata hoga bhala?
Suman : Ye sab uske karmo ka nateeja hai. Kyu? Hai na maalik?
Suman Veer ko dekh aankh maarte hue boli. Kya woh jaanti nahi thi ki Rajat ka ye haal kisne karwaaya tha? Kyu Veer kal derr se ghar aaya tha? Veer ke dil me Nidhi ki kya jagah thi? Sab jaanti thi woh!
Veer : Ahem! Bilkul!
Veer ne punaah haami bhari aur woh uth ke khada ho gaya.
Ragini : Arre? Abhi naashta ready ho raha hai. Abhi se kyu uth gaye?
Veer (smiles) : Mujhe ye dene jaana hai. Isliye nikal raha hu.
Ragini : Arre par naashta?
Veer : Wahi kha lunga. Aap chinta mat kariye.
Ragini : P-Par-
Veer : Din me aaunga na bhabhi! Tab khana parosiyega! Chalta hu!
Aur Veer waha se nikal gaya. Ragini udaas mann se apne kaamo me lag gayi. Woh zyada se zyada samay Veer ke saath bitana chaahti thi. Par aisa ho nahi paa raha tha.
'Mere dil ki baatein ye ladka samajhta kyu nahi hai? Jaanti hu ki isse business me dhyaan dena hai. Jaldi aage badhna hai. Par! Par apni bhabhi ko kyu bhul jaata hai ye?'
Woh khud ke vichaaro me leen ho gayi,
'Ek minute! M-Mein bhi toh Veer ki madad kar sakti hu na? Veer zyadatar baahar rehta hai. Aise me agar mein uske kaamo me madad karu toh...! Hume zyada se zyada samay ek dusre ke liye mil payega. R-Right! Mujhe Veer se baat karni hogi.'
"Kya soch rahi ho?"
Woh mann hi mann muskura rahi thi jab peeche se ek achanak awaaz aayi toh woh darr ke maare ucchal gayi,
Ragini : Aahhh!!!??? Ohhh! A-Aap ho!
Shweta : Hmm! Kya soch rahi thi?
Ragini : K-Kuch bhi nahi! Bas ye Veer apna naashta kiye bagerr hi chala gaya. Wahi soch rahi thi.
Shweta : Hmm! Apni sehat par bilkul dhyaan nahi de raha hai. T-Tum chinta mat karo. R-Raat ko mein usse garm doodh ka glass jaake de aaungi aur usse pilwa dungi.
Ragini : O-Ohhh!
Shweta : Tum mere bete ke liye na, woh chane aur badaam bhigo ke rakha karo. Aur subaah diya karo isse. Agar ye dhyaan nahi de raha toh hume hi iski sehat par dhyaan dena padega.
Ragini (smiles) : J-Jii! Wese, Hai toh woh harr taraf se fit. Fufu~
Shweta : Sirf baahri fitness koi fitness nahi hoti Ragini. Andar se bhi insaan ko fit hona chahiye. Nutrients, Vitamins, toh shareer me jaane hi chaahiye. Mein uske liye acchi diet prepare karungi. Apne haatho se.
Ragini (smiles) : Jesa aapko theek lage.
Aur dono hi mahilaaye apne kaamo me vyast ho gayi.
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Par akhbaar toh sabhi ke ghar aata tha. Aur sabhi khabre padte the. Jaha kuch log iss khabar se khush the toh wahi kuch naraaz bhi.
"Iski maa ki choot behanchod!!!!"
*Thak*
Newspaper ko zorr se zameen par patakte hue ek ladka chillaaya. Subah subah usko akhbaar me kuch aur dekhne ki gunzaaish thi. Laga tha ki jo woh barso se chaah raha tha woh aaj subah dekhne ko milega.
Par aisa na hua. Ulta uska saare bhaanda phoot gaya.
"Madarchod! Ek kaam nahi hota inn lavdo se!!!"
Woh fir se garja. Ye koi aur nahi Pranjal hi toh tha. Usse laga tha ki aaj newspaper ke front page par Veer ki khabar chhapi hogi. Par uska paasa palat chuka tha.
'Kaha galat reh gaya mein? N-Nahi!! Sab kuch toh sahi tha. Y-Ye zaroor! Ye zaroor uss chutiye vakeel ke kaaran hi hua hoga. Bhadve ne mera naam bhi ugal hi diya hoga. Behanchod! Iski maa ki...!! Shit!!! Kya karu?? Dad ko phone!? Nahi! Woh aur bhadkenge.'
Sochte sochte woh idhar se udhar tehelne laga.
'Unhone toh pehle hi mana kiya tha. Unhe call nahi kar sakta. Fir bhi unhe pata toh chal hi jayega. Veer!!! Veeeerrr!!! Veeeerrr!!! Maan'na padega gandu tujhe! Maan'na padega. Tu behanchod harr baar mere bichhaaye gaye jaal se bach ke nikal jaata hai.'
'Pakke se pichle janam me chuuha raha hoga tu. M-Mujhe kuch toh karna hi hoga. Right! Raat ko yaha se nikal jaata hu. Sheher chorr ke kuch din baahar rehta hu. Jab yaha sab shaant ho jayega tab hi return karunga. Hmm! Ye theek hai!'
Aur tabhi usse Karunesh ka bhi call aa gaya. Karunesh ne buri tarah usse lataada aur antatah uski baat maan uske liye reservation karwa ke Pune ki ticket raat ki karwa dii. Kam se kam thode din wahi rahega toh yaha ki musibat se bacha rahega.
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Nidhi's Apartment.
Morning ~ 8:16 AM
"Dekh lii uski kartoote? Haivaan hai woh aadmi. Haivaan! Mein kab se aapko kehti thi. Par tab aap meri baat sunti nahi thi. Ab dekh liya na aapne?"
Idhar se udhar gusse me chalte hue Shreya ki awaaz Nidhi ke kaano me padi.
Aur Nidhi bechaari!? Woh toh bas aankhein phaade newspaper ko dekh rahi thi. Woh jaanti thi ki Rajat ek behad bura insaan tha. Par Rajat dusri ladkiyo ke saath ye sab karega? Iss baat ka andaaza usse bilkul bhi nahi tha.
*Ding Dong*
Door belll baji aur Nidhi apne khayalaato se baahar aayi.
"Mein dekhti hu!"
Kehte hue Shreya ne darwaza khola. Aur saamne khade vyakti ko dekh uski aankho me chamak aur hontho par muskaan sajj gayi,
Shreya : Veeeeerrrrr???
Veer (smiles) : Andar aane nahi kahogi?
Shreya : Arre! Aao na! Ye bhi koi puchne waali baat hai!?
Veer ke aate hi Nidhi apni jagah se uth darwaaze ke nazdeek aayi. Veer aur uski nigaahein ek dusre se mili. Harr baar yahi hota tha. Itne parichit hone ke baad bhi, jab bhi dono ek dusre se milte the. Dono ke beech ek khamoshi si chha jaati thi.
Shreya ne Veer ko gale se lagaaya aur uska haath pakad usse andar laayi.
Shreya : Ye itna saara samaan? Aur subah subah aaj?
Veer : Mein Vegas gaya tha na toh-
Shreya : Ye mat kehna ki isme ham sab ke liye gifts hai.
Veer : Well! Yes!
Shreya : Ohh God! Thank you so much!!!
Woh uchhalte hue ek baar fir kass ke Veer ke gale lag gayi aur jazbaati hote hue usne,
*Muuuuaaaaahhhhhhh*
Zorr se Veer ka gaal choom liya.
Nidhi (hairat me) : Sh-Shreyaaaa!?
Shreya (blushes) : W-Woh! I was just excited.
Sharmaate hue usne forun hi apna chehra chhupaaya. Khud par itni sharmindagi ho rahi thi abhi usse. Bhavnao me behke usne
Veer ko choom liya tha. Woh ye kese bhool gayi ki Nidhi theek peeche hi khadi thi uske!?
Shreya : Ohh! Tumne news padhi?
Veer : Ma'am ke ex-husband waali? Sure! Sure! Bilkul padhi.
Shreya : Dekha na? Kesa darinda nikla woh. Theek hua uske saath. Ekdum sahi hua. Ab sadta rahega jail me zindagi bhar. Hmph!
Woh turant hi apna gift kholne me lag gayi. Aur Veer chup chaap sofe par baith gaya.
Veer : Juhi kaha hai?
Shreya : So rahi hai woh abhi tak.
Veer : School nahi gayi?
Shreya : Kal uski tabiyat thodi theek nahi thi. Isliye aaj usse nahi bheja.
Veer (frowns) : Kya hua?
Shreya : Kuch nahi! Seasonal change. Aur bas halki fulki khaasi, sardi bukhaar.
Veer : Ohhh!
Shreya : Ruko mein jagaati hu abhi.
Veer : Arre nahi! Rehne dijiye! Sone dijiye usse.
Shreya : Arre raat 8 baje hi so gayi thi. Tab se so rahi hai. Uthaane hi waale the hum usse. Gifts dekh ke khush ho jayegi. Oh my goooddd!!!?? Ye mere liye? Dii look!!! High heels!!! Tumhe size kese pata chala?
Veer (smiles) : Jab yaha rukta tha tab dekha tha. Tab se yaad tha.
Shreya (blushes) : T-Tumhe yaad tha?
Veer : Mm-Hmm!
Shreya : Burberry?? Ohhh myyy goodddd!!! Pagal ho kya tum? Itni mehngi high heels? Wait!!!! Dii ka kya hai fir? Ohhh fuccckkkk!!!
Nidhi : Shreyaaaaaa!!! Ye kya tareeqa hai baat karne ka?
Shreya : Oops! S-Sorry!!! Par dii dekho na!! Versace!!!? Aapka handbag Versace ka hai. Holy shittttt!!!! Tumhari lottery lag gayi kya? Veer?
Veer (smiles) : Gifts lete time mene prices check nahi kiye the. Jo pasand aaye unhe choose kar liya. Suhana ma'am saath me thi. So, unhone kaam asaan karwa diya tha. Warna mein varieties dekh ke hi confused tha.
Suhana ka zikr aate hi Veer ka dhyaan pal bhar ke liye uss khubsoorat aurat ki orr chala gaya.
Nidhi : Ye sab kya hai Veer?
Veer : !!?
Nidhi : Tumhe pata hai tumne kitna kharcha kiya hai?
Shreya : Umm! Dii! Woh itne pyaar se laaya hai. How can you-? Aap uske sentiments ko thes pohucha rahi ho. Mujhe dekhne do kitne ke hai ye. Aapko aisa nahi bolna chahiye. Ye toh sirf-!!!???????? Hein??? What the fucccckkkkk??? 30 hazaar ka bag???? Veeeerrrr??
Shreya jo ab tak Veer ke support me thi. Price dekhte hi uski haalat kharaab ho gayi.
Shreya : V-Veer?? This is too much! Upar se meri sandals?? Ohhh goddd!!! 28 thousand??? Kya kar rahe ho tum??? Dii sahi hai. Itne mehnge gifts ki kya zaroorat thi? Meri monthly pay bhi itni nahi hai.
Veer ne koi jawaab nahi diya bas halke se muskuraaya toh Shreya kuch bhaanp gayi.
Shreya : I'm- I'm sorry! Really! Mujhe pehle kabhi kisi ne itni mehngi gift nahi dii. Isliye mein...! Par ab tum itne pyaar se laaye ho toh mein kese mana kar sakti hu!? Hehe~
Nidhi : Shreya tum-!!?
Shreya : Agar mein nahi lungi toh usse bura lagega! Isliye mein toh ye le rahi hu. And Thank you so much Veer!
Veer (smiles) : Welcome!
Shreya jaanti thi ki Veer ko asli khushi tab hi milegi jab woh gift ko accept karegi aur wahi hua bhi. Veer sabke liye ye prem se laaya tha. Isse dhutkaarna keval Veer ke dil ko ahaat pohuchaane jesa tha.
Woh gift ko khushi khushi lete hue andar gayi aur Juhi ko jagaane lagi. Toh idhar sofe par hi Nidhi aur Veer agal bagal baithe gaye.
Veer : Khabar padhi na aapne?
Nidhi : Mmm~
Veer : ....
Nidhi : Uss vyakti se aur umeed bhi kya kii jaa sakti hai?
Veer : Toh...
Nidhi : Woh vyakti mere jeevan me koi sthaan nahi rakhta. Jo bhi hoye uske saath. Mujhe kya farq padta hai.
Veer : Aur ab aap...
Nidhi : ??
Veer (smiles) : Nishchint ho. Na hi woh ab aapko taqleef de sakta hai aur na hi aapke khilaaf koi qadam utha sakta hai.
Nidhi : Hmm!
Veer : Dhruv kaha hai?
Nidhi : Andar hai! So raha hai.
Veer : Ohh!
Nidhi : Kya zaroorat thi?
Veer : Kiski?
Nidhi : Itne mehnge gifts laane ki?
Veer : Kabhi toh kuch diya nahi. Kam se kam inhe toh accept kariye.
Nidhi : Bag aur sandals kam daam ki bhi toh le sakte the na? Ya kuch chota mota bhi toh laa sakte the na?
Veer Nidhi ki daant sunn bas muh ferr liya. Aur iss baar, Nidhi ko ek taqleef hui. Aisa laga jese dil me kisi ne sui chubhoyi ho. Ek toh Veer itne pyaar se laaya tha gifts, aur upar se woh usse hi suna rahi thi. Ye dhyaan me aate hi woh andar glaani se bhar gayi.
Nidhi : M-Mein...! Maaf karna! Mein kuch zyada keh gayi.
Veer (smiles) : Koi baat nahi! Aapka haq hai!
Sunte hi Nidhi ke gaalo ka tapmaan badh gaya.
Nidhi (blushes) : O-Ok!
Nidhi ko tabhi baithe baithe ek baat yaad aayi. Hey bhagwaan! Woh ye kese bhul sakti thi? Veer ki sagi behan uske ghar aayi thi kal hi. Kya kare woh? Kya Veer ko bata de? Par Tejal ne toh mana kiya tha. Toh ab?
Ye kaha phass gayi thi woh!?
"Maaaaamuuuu!!!"
Aur Juhi ki cheh-chahaati awaaz ne uski soch ko bhang kar diya. Woh koodati phaandti daudate hue aayi aur Veer ki goad me baith gayi.
Veer (smiles) : Kesi hai Juhi?
Juhi : Juhi ekdum mast hai!!! *sniff*
Nidhi : Ye dekho! Naak beh rahi hai. Aur khud ko mohtarma mast bata rahi hai.
Veer : Mein tumhaare liye chocolates laaya hu Juhi!
Juhi : Sacchi???
Veer : Mucchii!
Juhi : Yaaaayyyy!!! Do jaldi!! Jaldi dooo!!!
Aur Veer ne jab ek behad bada packet thamaaya toh Juhi toh kya Nidhi bhi hairaan reh gayi.
Nidhi : I-Itni saari chocolates? Veer ye tum-
Veer (smiles) : Roz ek hi diya kariye. Uss se zyada nahi!
Nidhi : Jese ki woh meri baat maanegi.
Veer : Mein samjha dunga.
Veer Juhi ko samjhaane laga toh dono ko iss tarah dekh Nidhi kahi kho sii gayi. Veer bilkul aisa tha jese ek pita ko hona chahiye apne baccho ke prati.
Shreya andar ke andar hi washroom me ghus gayi thi toh baahar ab sirf wahi teeno the.
Jab jaane ka samay hua toh Veer ne Nidhi ko dekha,
Nidhi : Kya hua?
Veer (smiles) : Aap boht sundar lag rahi ho.
Nidhi : Ohh accha? Subah subah uth ke kaun sa insaan sundar dikhta hai bhala?
Veer : Aap!
Uske ek taq jawaab se Nidhi bechaari jhep sii gayi,
Nidhi (blushes) : H-Huhhh?? M-Makkhan lagaane ki zaroorat nahi hai. B-Bolo? Kya chahiye? Sessionals me A+ chahiye? Ya kuch aur?
Veer (smiles) : Mene genuinely kaha hai. Kisi favour ke liye nahi!
Nidhi (blushes) : Tum-!!!
Veer (sighs) : Anyways! Chalta hu! Fir milenge!
Veer uth ke waha se jese hi jaane laga toh Nidhi bhi uth ke aayi,
Nidhi : R-Ruko!!
Veer : Hmm?
Nidhi : Bina khaaye piye kese jaa rahe ho? Idhar aao! Chup chaap baitho idhar. Mein fatafat kuch prepare karti hu. Khaa ke jaana!
Veer : Par iski koi-
Nidhi : Shut up! And sit down!
Woh order deke andar kitchen me chali gayi. Par iske baad, dono hi Veer aur Nidhi ke hontho par ek santushti bhari muskaan thi.
***
System level up ho chuka tha. Pari ka level badh chuka tha. Jaha ek taraf Pari ki nayi personality aayi thi toh wahi dusri taraf Pari ki purani cutesy wali personality jaa chuki thi.
Par jo khaas baat thi abhi, woh thi level up hone ke baad aane waale faayde.
Sabse pehla fayda jo mila tha Veer ko woh tha Translator function ke upgrade hone ka. Veer ab koi bhi bhaasha samajh sakta tha aur bol bhi sakta tha. Uske liye ab language barrier jesi cheez khatam ho chuki thi.
Dusra fayda mila tha system ke paas World knowledge aane ka. Zaahir hai ki agar hume aaj kuch bhi cheez ki jankaari praapt karni hoti hai toh hum Google, internet, inka hi sahaara lete hai. Inke hi paas poore vishv ka knowledge hota hai.
Parantu ab, Veer ko ye karne ki bhi zaroorat nahi thi. Wahi knowledge system ke paas tha ab. Agar Veer ko kuch internet pe dhundhna hai toh woh seedhe system se hi puch sakta hai.
Yadi iska uttar hamaari prithvi me kahi bhi paaya jaata hai. Toh system Veer ko jawaab dene me saksham rahega.
Aur akhiri aur sabse bada faayda. Isse paake toh Veer jese jannat me tha.
Limit eradicate ho chuki thi. Veer jo apne cards ko slot me lagaane ke baad 24 ghante intezaar karta tha, woh intezaar ab khatam ho chuka tha.
Woh ab asaani se alag alag cards ko jab chaahe tab switch kar sakta tha. Ek deadly benefit tha ye.
Aur isliye woh ab thoda calm tha. Bilkul Pari ki new personality ki tarah.
***
Evening ~ 7:27 PM
Shaam ka samay ho raha tha aur halka halka andhera bhi chhaa chuka tha. Veer ke puraane ghar me sabhi apne apne kaamo me vyast the.
Jab baahar ho rahe ek shor ne unka dhyaan kheecha.
"Baahar niklo!!! Kaha reh gaye sab ke sab? Kaayaro ki tarah chhupke baith gaye kya? Niklo baahar!!!"
Baahar khade jo guards the woh dono bhi stabdh reh gaye.
Ek anjaan ladki aake na jaane kya kya bake jaa rahi thi.
Guard : Ayye ladki! Paagal hai kya? Chal jaa yaha se.
"Arre jao jao! Mere raaste me mat aana warna anjaam accha nahi hoyega."
Guard : Teri toh-! Dhamkaati hai? Kaun hai tu? Kya kaam hai tujhe?
"Hmph~ Oye kaayaro! Haath me chuudiya pehen rakhi hai kya? Baahar niklo!"
Jab ladki ne fir bhi na suni, toh dono hi guards uth ke uske paas aaye par iss se pehle ki woh usse pakad paate, ghar ka darwaaza khula aur andar se ghar ke kayi saare sadasya baahar nikal ke aa gaye.
"Y-Ye kya shor hai?"
Manorath jo apni wheelchair par baithe araam kar rahe the, unhe Kavya lete hue baahar aayi.
Sumitra Arohi bhi baahar aa chuki thi. Saath hi Brijesh aur Karunesh bhi. Vivek ghar par tha nahi. Woh apni company me hi laga hua tha abhi.
Manorath : Kaun hai ye ladki?
Guard : Sarkaar! Kab se isko samjha rahe hai par samajhne ka naam nahi le rahi. Badtameezi karte jaa rahi hai. Aap kahe toh-
Manorath : Mujhe baat karne do! Kya hua beta? Kyu ghar ke saamne chillaa rahi ho? Aur kaun ho tum?
Ladki muskuraayi aur fir hasste hue boli,
"Kamaal hai. Aap apni poti ko hi nahi pehchaane? Hahahaha!"
Beshaq, ye ladki koi aur nahi Tejal hi thi.
Manorath : Meri poti?
Tejal : Haan aapki poti! Mein Tejal Singh! Bhavna Singh ki eklauti beti! Aur Veer ki badi behan!
*Boom*
Ek bada sa bomb unn sab ke sarr jese aake phata. Ye ladki kya badbadaaye jaa rahi thi?
Brijesh ki aankhein phati hui thi. Toh wahi Karunesh hairaan tha. Sumitra chakit aur Arohi, Kavya dono hi confused.
Manorath : Bhavna ki beti?
'Bhavna? Ye tumhari beti hai? Kaise?' Manorath ek chinta me doob gaye.
Tejal ne ungli dikhaate hue unn sabhi ko gusse se dekha aur woh fir chillaayi,
Tejal : Sharam nahi aayi tum logo ko? Itni ghatiya aur ghinoni harqat karte hue?
Brijesh : Ye kya badbadaye jaa rahi hai ladki?
Tejal : Mere bhai Veer ko issi ghar se dhakke maar ke nikaala gaya tha na? Bolo? Hai na?
*Silence*
Manorath : Mujhe ek baat batao beta. Kya tumhari Maa, Bhavna? Kya unhone dusri shadi kii thi?
Tejal : Hmph! Kaash kii hoti. Toh kam se kam ek accha baap toh mil jaata.
Tejal ke iss hamle se waha khade sab ke hosh udd gaye. Swayam Brijesh ke bhi. Kyuki ye baat Tejal ne usse hi dekh ke kahi thi. Woh jese jaan gayi thi ki yahi uska baap hai.
Par yaha ab sab ulta samajh rahe the.
'Huh? Bhavna ne dusri shaadi nahi kii? Toh ye ladki? Ohhh! Accha! Hmm! Toh ye baat hai! Ye goad lii hui bacchi hai. Aur isse bhi ye baat shayad nahi pata hai.'
Manorath ne mann me soch dheere se Brijesh aur Karunesh ke kaano me ye baat daali. Aur unhe bhi maajra samajh aaya.
Manorath : Tumhara maqsad kya hai beta?
Tejal : Mera maqsad!? Haha! Woh jaan'ne ke liye aap qualified nahi ho.
Karunesh : Tameez se baat kar ladki!!! Kya tu jaanti nahi ki bado se kese baat kii jaati hai? Kya yahi sanskaar diye hai tumhari Maa ne?
Tejal : Hmph! Woh sanskaar mein unhe hi dikhati hu jo uske yogya hota hai. Par tum sab...! Hmph!
Woh unhe neecha dikhaate hue muskuraayi,
Karunesh (chillaate hue) : Badtameez!!!!!
Kavya : Aisa nahi hai....!!!!
Kavya ki awaaz sunke Tejal shaant ho gayi. Usse dhyaan aaya ki Nidhi ne Arohi aur Kavya. Ye do naam liye the.
Tejal : Kya naam hai tumhara?
Kavya : Kavya! Aur aap jesa soch rahi hai wesa nahi hai. Haan past me mene bhi unke saath accha behave nahi kiya. But mene ye hamesha regret kiya hai. Aur mein aur Arohi dii hum dono hi Veer bhaiya ko dil se pyaar karte hai. Hum unka bura kabhi nahi chaahenge.
Kavya ke desperate attempt me Arohi bhi shamil ho gayi.
Arohi : Kavya sahi keh rahi hai. Didi! A-Aap hume galat samajh rahi hai.
Tejal ne ek smile dii aur woh aage badhi aur achanak hi usne Kavya ko apne gale se laga liya,
Kavya : Huhhh??
Tejal (smiles) : Thank you! Thank you for being there with him. Mein tumhari badi behan hu. You know? Aaj mujhe do do choti behne mil gayi.
Kavya : M-Mein-
Tejal : Ab ye batao! Woh Pranjal tumhara bhai hai na?
Kavya : Hmm!
Tejal : Kaha hai woh?
Kavya : U-Unhe...!
Karunesh : Kavyaaaaa!!!!
Aur apne pita ki awaaz sunn, Kavya darr ke maare chup ho gayi.
Arohi : Usse ghar se baahar nikaal diya gaya hai.
Karunesh : Arohiii!??
Tejal (surprised) : Hmm? Kyu bhala?
Arohi : Kyuki Dada jii ko usne mandir ki seedhiyo se girwaaya tha. Jaydaad ke liye. Veer ka naam hataane ke liye.
Arohi ke bol na sirf Tejal ko stabdh kiye balki Karunesh samet uska khud ka parivaar bhi Arohi ke be-jhijak haazir jawaabi sunn ke baukhlaya hua tha. Saari andar ki pol woh yu kholti jaa rahi thi. Jaante toh sabhi the ye baat par koi iss baat par baat nahi uthata tha. Par Arohi ne aaj nidar hoke sab bebak bol diya.
Tejal : Ohh? Toh ab kaha hai woh?
Arohi : Amrit Niwaas!
Uske muh se abhi nikla hi tha ki peeche khade Karunesh ke hosh udd gaye. Ye information toh sirf woh jaanta tha. Woh hi apne bete ko ab tak bachaaya hua tha. Fir uski badi ladki ko ye baat kese pata lag gayi?
Woh chaah ke bhi Arohi ko iss samay kuch nahi keh sakta tha.
Manorath : Amrit Niwaas? Pranjal waha kya kar raha hai? Karunesh? Mujhe jawaab chahiye!
Karunesh : Mujhe khud nahi pata Papa jii! Sh-Shayad usne uss ghar ki chaavi jaane se pehle leli. Warna-
Manorath ne bas ek baar usse ghoor ke dekha aur fir Tejal ki orr usne nigaah kari,
Manorath : Beta tum-
Tejal : Mujhe jo jaan'na tha woh pata lag gaya. Ab mera yaha koi kaam nahi! Sorry Dada jii! Par abhi aapki baatein sunn'ne ke liye mere paas waqt nahi!
Aur jis hawa ke jhoke ki tarah woh yaha aayi thi utni hi tezzi me woh yaha se nikal bhi gayi.
Waha maujood sabhi logo ko confusion me daal ke. Sab bas soch me pad gaye. Ye abhi abhi hua kya tha? Woh ladki yaha aayi kyu thi? Aur itne saal kaha thi? Bhavna ki beti? Toh kya Bhavna bhi idhar hai?
Brijesh jo ab tak maun tha, uske andar na jaane kya kya baatein chal rahi thi. Par ek baat spasht thi. Woh ye ki uska jee bhi andar se michla raha tha.
***
Night ~ 8:16 PM
"Saala jald se jald yaha se nikalna hoga warna dikkat ho jayegi."
Pranjal, jo Pune jaane ke poore bandobast me tha. Apne suitcase me woh saari zaroori saamagri rakhne me laga hua tha. Lagbhag saara sab kuch uska pack ho chuka tha.
"Madarchod hai saale sab ke sab. Behanchod Veer!! Saale jis din tu mere haatho me aaya na, kasam se aisa maslunga na tujhe. Gid-gidayega saale tu mere perro par."
"Par uske liye, mujhe thode din underground hona hoga. Luck is on your side Veer. I admit! Tumne ye paari jeeti hai. Lekin jung mein hi jeetunga."
*Click* *Click*
Suitcase band kar usne mirror me ek antim baar khud ko dekha, apne baal sawaare aur bas woh abhi jaane hi waala tha ki,
*Ring* *Ring*
Uska phone baj utha.
"Kiska phone aa gaya behanchod ab?"
Caller tha Karunesh.
"Shit!! Dad ka hai-!!"
Pranjal : Hello? Dad!??
Karunesh : Mein jo jo keh raha hu usse dhyaan se suno. Veer ki koi muhboli behan hai shayad! Mujhe nahi pata woh itne saalo se kaha thi par Veer ki asal maa, yaani tumhari Tai jii ne ek beti goad lii hai shayad.
Pranjal : Huh? Ye sab aap mujhe kya bata rahe ho? Dad mein late ho raha hu! Ye faaltu ka family chart aap baad me bhi bata sakte ho mujh-
Karunesh : NIKAMME CHUTIYE!!! MERI BAAT DHYAAN SE SUNN!!!
Pranjal : H-Huhh? D-Dad? Chill!
Karunesh (screams) : EK BAAR KI BAAT TERE BHEJE ME NAHI GHUSTI KYA? BOLA NA MENE KI JO KUCH BHI KEH RAHA HU USSE DHYAAN SE SUNN!
Pranjal : O-Okay! Kahiye! Bhadak kyu rahe ho? Baat kya hai?
Karunesh (lambi saas lete hue) : Veer ki ek behan hai jo abhi abhi kuch derr pehle ghar aayi thi. Gusse me thi aur usse sab kuch pata hai Veer ke saath hamaare ghar ka kya ravaiyya tha.
Pranjal : Toh?
Karunesh : Usne yaha aake kaafi badtameezi se baat kii aur usne tumhare baare me pucha.
Pranjal : Mere baare me?
Karunesh : Hmm! Pucha ki tum kaha par ho.
Pranjal : Haha! Toh surely aapne bataaya thodi hoga.
Karunesh : Par Arohi ne bata diya hai.
Pranjal : Huhhh??
Karunesh : Mujhe nahi pata usse ye baat kese pata chali, par usne Amrit Niwaas ki jankaari dedi hai.
Pranjal : What the hell?? Y-Ye Arohi dii ko aap log control me nahi rakhte ho na ussi ka nateeja hai. Pata nahi meri dono behno ko uss chutiye Veer me aisa kya nazar aata hai jo paaglo ki tarah uske peeche peeche lagi rehti hai.
Karunesh : Tumhari Maa pe jo gayi hai dono! Kherr! Unhe jo karna hai karne do. Balki accha hi hai woh inn cheezo se dur rahe. Dekho! Tumhare Dada jii ko mere upar shaq hai ki mene tumhe waha rehne ko jagah dii hai. Mujhe Papa jii se milna hai abhi. Tumhare Tau jii bhi honge waha. Unn sab ko jawaab dena hoga mujhe. Tum abhi ke abhi waha se nikal jao. Kahi aisa na ho woh ladki tumhe dhundhte hue waha tak pohuch jaaye. Kyuki mein abhi kuch derr ke liye tumhara koi bhi phone nahi utha paunga. Samjhe?
Pranjal : Hmm! Toh ye Veer ki behan? Koi bigshot hai kya? Wazandaar?
Karunesh : Dekh ke tumhare jitni hi lagi. Ek aam ladki hi maalum hoti hai. Par gusse se bharpoor hai. Jitna jaldi ho sake nikal jao. Aur mein rakh raha hu ab.
Pranjal : Okay! Theek hai dad!
Karunesh : Sambhal kar jaana! Mein thodi derr se phone karta hu.
Pranjal : Hmm!
Aur call cut ho gaya.
'Veer ki behan? Hmph~'
Pranjal fatafat apna suitcase utha ke waha se darwaaze ki orr aaya aur usne jese hi darwaaza khola,
"Huhh??"
"Toh yaha ho Tum!!!" Ek madhur awaaz usse saamne se aayi. Dekha toh paaya ki ek sundar sii ladki seedhiya chadhte hue uske hi qareeb aa rahi thi.
Aur Pranjal ko agle hi shan abhi abhi apne baap se hui baat yaad aa gayi.
Kahi aisa na ho woh ladki tumhe dhundhte hue waha tak pohuch jaaye.
Aur wahi hua.
Ye Tejal hi toh thi. Of course, aur kaun ho sakta tha bhala?
Tejal : Toh tum ho woh gandi naali ke keede? Hmm?
Pranjal : Huh?? Tum kaun ho?
Tejal : Tum nahi bacche! Aap kehke bulao. Aur abhi kuch derr me jaan jaoge mein kaun hu.
*Crack* *Crack*
Apni hatho ki ungliyo ko aapas me chatkaate hue Tej ne apni shirt ki sleeves upar chadhaayi aur andar aane lagi.
Pranjal ke perr apne aap peeche chale gaye. Jab tej darwaze ke andar aayi toh usne darwaza atka diya.
Pranjal : Kya chahiye tumko? Saaf saaf kaho!
Tejal (screams) : Haram khor!!! Besharam ki aulaad kahi ke. Teri himmat kese hui mere chote bhai ke saath aisa karne ki? Haan?
Aisa pehli baar hua tha jab Pranjal kisi sundar sii ladki ke muh se apne liye aisi baatein sunn raha tha. Saaf tha ki woh thoda jhep gaya tha.
Tejal : Chaman chutiye!! Jis thaali me khaata hai, ussi me chhed karta hai? Apne hi parivaar waalo ko dhoka deta hai? Unke khilaaf shadiyantra rachta hai? Aaj agar teri haddi pasli nahi todi na, toh mera naam bhi Tej nahi!
Pranjal (smiles) : Heh! With just you? Aunty jii! Badi ho isliye last baar samjha raha hu. Jaha se aayi ho seedhe tareeqe se wahi se nikal jao. Warna anjaam-
Tejal : Toh ab ye aunty hi tujhe paath padhayegi mere bacche! After all, horrid kids like you, must be taught a lesson.
"Haaaaaaaaaa~"
Aur Tej josh ke saath achanak hi furti me aage badhi. Pranjal ne jese hi usse itni speed me aate dekha toh usne ek pal na gawaate hue apna suitcase side me phek diya. Usse bilkul bhi andaaza nahi tha ki ek akeli ladki uss se bhidne ki bhul karegi.
Kyuki zaahir hai ki aam taur par ek ladka aur ladki agar ladte hai toh jeet kiski hogi, ye swabhaavik hi rehta hai. Siwae kuch cases ke.
*Whoooosssshhhhhh*
Ek laat zorr se hawa me udte hue Pranjal ke seedhe muh ki orr aayi aur woh fauran jhuka.
Par iske pehle ki woh neeche jhuk ke hamla kar paata, Tej agle hi pal peeche ho gayi.
Ek baar fir woh daudte hue aayi. Pranjal ne khud ko dusri kick ke liye prepare kiya par,
Tejal ne na hi koi ghoosa chalaya aur na hi koi laat, woh seedha aake Pranjal par jhapat padi.
Dono ek dusre ke upar haawi hone ka prayaas karne lage,
"Y-Youuu bitchhhhh!!!"
"Fuck offf! Chutiye!!! Aaj toh teri kherr nahi...! Urrggh!"
"Kutiyaaa! Rukkk! Abhi bataata hu tujhe!"
Woh Tejal ke gale ki orr lapka aur haawi hona shuru hua toh Tejal ne bhi Pranjal ke baal pakde aur jese ek paudhe ho jadd se ukhaadte hai, utni hi taaqat se ukhaadna shuru kiya,
"Aaaaaaarrrgghhhhh!!! Kutiyaaaaaaa!!!!"
Ek dard bhari cheenkh kamre me phel gayi.
"Ch-Chorrr baal!!!! Maaaadarchoddd!!! R-Randiii ki bacchiii!!! Chorrrrr!!!!"
"Suar ki aulaad saale! Mujhe aam ladki samajh raha tha na chutiye!! You fuckerrr!! I'm a green belt in Karate!!! Kismat teri jo abhi brown aur black belt haasil nahi kiya. Warna tu toh-!! Hmph~"
"Aaarggghhhhh!!"
Ab paasa palat raha tha. Tejal haawi ho rahi thi.
*Klaaaanggggg*
*Craaaashhhhhh*
*Thuddd*
Iss chheena jhapti me, aas paas ki cheezein bikharti jaa rahi thi. Par Tejal ne Pranjal ko ek deadlock me phassaya hua tha. Aur saath hi woh uske baal ko kheechte jaa rahi thi.
"Mere maasoom se bhai pe atyachaar karta hai tu? Teri himmat kese hui? Haan!!? Shukr mana jo mein yaha nahi thi. Warna meri aankho ke saamne agar tune ye sab kiya hota na toh kasam se... Tere haath perr tod deti mein...! Aankhein noch leti!"
"Kutiyyaaaaa!!! Ch-Chorrr!!!!!!!"
"Bak le jitni gaaliya bakni hai!! Tujhe jab tak besudh na chorr du tab tak rukungi nahi mein. Ek hi bhai mila badi mushqil se. Laga tha usne mujhse behtar zindagi guzaari hai. Ek mein hi abhaagan thi. Par nahi!!! Tum chutiyo ne toh uski zindagi nark bana ke rakhi hui thi. Parivaar aur bhai ke naam pe kalank hai tu haraam khorrr!!!!!"
"Aaaaarrrgghhhhhh!!! Chorr deee!! Chorr de nahi toh maar daalunga tujhe aaj randiii!!"
Par Tejal ne apni pakad bilkul nahi chorri!
Na jaane kitne baal toh Tejal ne ukhaad hi liye the Pranjal ke.
Jab woh dono ek table se takraaye toh Pranjal ka haath table par firna shuru hua aur kismat se uske ek choti wali scissor haath lag gayi.
Na dekha na suna aur bas usne woh kaichi utha ke seedhe Tejal ki baah me de maari,
"Aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!"
Dard me Tejal chillaayi aur pakad dheeli ho gayi,
"Chal nikal kutiyaaa!!!!"
*BAAAAANNNNGGGGG*
Aur ek zordaar laat Tejal ko seedhe pait me aale lagi, jis kaaran se uska shareer peeche dhakil gaya,
Chuki peeche darwaaza tha jo atka hua tha aur uske neeche seedhiya,
*Craaaashhhhhh*
Tejal darwaaze se bhid ke seedhe seedhiyo se neeche hawa me giri jab,
*Clasp*
"Huhhhhh!!??"
Ek jaani maani sugandh! Ye familiar sii feeling, ye anubhooti...! Do mazboot bhujaao ne usse jakad rakha tha. Inhi haatho ne usse girne se bhi bacha liya. Ye sparsh...!
Kcuh shan ke liye jese waqt tham gaya Tejal ke liye.
Aur jese hi usne apna sarr upar kar dekha toh,
Woh chehra! Jisse dekhne ke liye woh kabse itna tadap rahi thi. Woh saamne tha. Uske hontho par ek rehesyamayi muskaan thi.
Aur fir uske muh se kuch shabd nikle, jisse sunn, Tejal ki aankhein apne aap paani paani ho gayi,
"It's been a while...! Sis!!"
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Aaj ke liye itna hi guys!
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sandar ab pari ka kaun sa roop dekhne ko milega ye dekhna dilchasp hogaUpdate - 116 ~ Turn the tides (2)
Ab tak...
Teeno ladkiya usse dekh firse khush ho gayi. Par unhe kya pata tha ki abhi abhi balcony ke baahar kya hua tha. Agar teeno ne Veer ka woh roop dekha hota toh teeno ki rooh kaanp uthati.
'Iska matlab woh yahi kahi hotel me hai. Pari?'
*Ding*
[Beowulf's blessings has been activated.]
"R-Raja kaha jaa rahe ho?"
Veer muskuraaya aur dheere se bola, "On a funeral!"
*Slam*
Darwaaza khula aur woh baahar nikal gaya.
Ab aage...
"Ohh! Mein tum logo ko bata bhi nahi sakti ki mere saath waha kya hua."
Chehekti hui ek awaaz ek kamre me goonji.
Awaaz kisi aur ki nahi, balki Purvi ki thi. Veer se milan ke baad woh jab ghar waapas aayi toh Tejal aur Bhavna ne uss par sawaalo se hamla shuru kar diya tha.
Tejal : Kya hua maasi?
Bhavna : Purvi! Ab kis baat ka intiqaam le rahi ho mujhse? Bata bhi do na ab! Mein sunn'na chaahti hu.
Purvi : Tumhara beta Bhavna! Tumhara beta!! N-Nahi! Hamara beta! Tej ne jo mujhe photo me dikhaya tha. Uss se kahi zyaada sona hai mera laadla. Haaye~ Kaali aankhein, lamba kadd-kaathi, itna pyaara hoga mera laal mene socha bhi nahi tha.
Ye sunn ke Tej ke hontho par apne aap ek halki muskaan sajj gayi. Jese woh bataana chaah rahi thi ki akhir bhai kiska hai.
Bhavna : K-Kya kaha usne? Mere baare me?
Bhavna ke ye puchte hi, Purvi ko Veer ka woh maayus chehra yaad aa gaya. Aur forun hi woh naraaz hote hue baith gayi. Purvi ko iss qadar dekh Bhavna ki chinta mann hi mann aur badh gayi. Woh jhatt-patt tezz qadmo ke saath uske bagal se aake sofe par baithi,
Bhavna : K-Kya hua? Kuch kehti kyu nahi? Kya kaha mere bete ne? Woh theek toh hai na?
Purvi : W-Woh theek hai Bhavna!
Bhavna : T-Toh? Fir? Kya hua? Kya dikkat hai? Dekho! Dekho Purvi! Mujhe darrao mat. M-Mein jaanti hu tum mujhse kuch chhupa rahi ho.
Jab Purvi aur bechain hui toh Bhavna ka darr aur zyada badh gaya. Woh apni saheli ki rag-rag se waaqif thi. Ek pal nahi laga Bhavna ko ye samajhne me ki Purvi uss se kuch chhupa rahi thi.
Aur yaha bechaari Purvi. Ab ek duwidha me fass chuki thi. Kese bataaye ki uska beta apni Maa ke chorr jaane se behad dukh me tha!?
Bhavna : Tumhe meri kasam! Batao Purvi!
Bhavna ne seedhe kasam dedi. Kasam ke aage, Purvi bhi haar maan gayi. Aur woh asmanjas me palat'te hue usse dekhi.
Purvi : Bhavna tum...!
Bhavna : Ab meri kasam bhi todogi Purvi? Kya tum ye baat bhul gayi ki tumhe waha pehle kyu bheja tha?
Purvi : M-Mein...!
Bhavna : Kaho bhi ab!
Purvi (sighs) : Tumhara zikr aate hi...!
Bhavna : !!??
Purvi (maayus hote hue) : Tumhara zikr aate hi Veer ekdum udaas ho utha. Ohh! Bhavna! Mujh se usse uss qadar dekha tak nahi gaya. Uske chehre par jo maayusi thi. L-Lag raha tha ki wahi usse apni baaho me bhar lu aur usse puchkaar ke dherr saara pyaar du. Mann kar raha tha ki uske sone se muh ko choom choom ke poora pyaar luta du uss par. L-Lag raha tha ki... ki usse apne seene me sama lu Bhavna! Aisa laga ki mein usse kuch bhi hone na du, zara sii bhi aanch na aane du uss par. Mera baccha...!
Purvi kuch derr pehle ke pal yaad karte hi unme kho gayi. Par uske aisa karne se na keval Bhavna ki bechaini badhi balki iss baar Tejal ki bauhe bhi chinta me sikud gayi,
Bhavna : Aisa kya keh diya usne? B-Bolo bhi!!
Purvi : Woh mujhse puch raha tha. Ki itne saalo tak, aap kaha thi Maasi? Maa kaha thi? Kaha thi meri sagi behan? Ye sab itne saalo me tab mujhse milne kyu nahi aaye?
Bolte bolte uski khud ki aankhein namm ho gayi. Toh wahi Bhavna aur Tejal ka badan bhi thitur utha. Khaaskar, Tejal ka. Kyuki woh jaanti thi Veer ne aisa kyu kaha tha. Woh uske sach se poori tarah waaqif jo thi. Na jaane kitna dard usne uss parivaar me saha tha. Na jaane kitni raatein woh intezaar karta hoga ki kabhi na kabhi uski asli maa aur behen aayengi aur usse iss dal-dal se churra ke le jayengi.
Par aisa na hua.
Aur iss baat ka bodh hote hue hi, Tejal khud ko rok na paayi. Woh turant hi palat ke ghoom gayi. Uski aankho se aasu apne aap behne lage. Apne chehre ko chhipaane ke liye woh mud gayi.
Purvi : Mene usse samjhaaya Bhavna! Ki ye sab baatein bado ke beech hongi. Tum kayi saari baato se anibhigya ho Veer. Tum kayi saari baatein nahi jaante ho. Tumhari maa tumse behad pyaar karti hai mere bacche. B-Behad pyaar!
Bhavna : F-Fir?
Purvi : *sniff* Fir mene usse bataya. Ki tumhari Maa tumse milna chaahti hai.
Bhavna : T-Toh?
Purvi : Toh usne kaha... *sniff* Unhe dekh ke lagta nahi ki woh mujhse milne ke liye betaab hai.
Bhavna : Aisaaaa Nahiiii haiiiiii!!!!
Achanak hi woh chillaate hue uth khadi hui. Uske nain bhi bheeg gaye.
Bhavna : W-Woh aisa kese...!? Kese woh ye soch sakta hai? Maa hu uski!! *sniff* Maa hu mein uski Purvi!!! Janm diya hai mene usse!! Mene paida kiya hai usse! W-Woh kese...!?
Purvi : Shhh!! Shaant! Shaant Bhavna! Arre uss bechaare ko nahi pata hai kuch. Tum kese uss par iss baat ke liye gussa ho sakti ho? Uski nazro me tum ek aisi Maa ho jo bachpan me apne bete ko chorr ke bhaag gayi.
Purvi ke akhiri shabd kisi khanjar ki tarah Bhavna ke dil me jaake ghup gaye. Aur woh rote hue apni saree ke chorr ko apne daato tale dabaaye bas sisak sisak ke aasu bahaati rahi.
Bhavna : A-Aur? Aur kya kaha usne?
Purvi : Bas! Bas ab aur na bulwao mujhse Bhavna. Kasht tumhe hi hoga warna.
Bhavna : N-Nahi!! Kaho!
Purvi fir Bhavna ki zidd ke aage haar gayi,
Purvi : Mene usse bataaya. Ki tumhari maa waqai tumse milne ke liye aatur hai. Tum jesa soch rahe ho wesa kuch bhi nahi hai. Par uska jawaab pata kya tha? Bola...! Ki rehne dijiye maasi. Ye saantvna ke bol mat kahiye. Akhir hu toh mein akela hi na? Warna Maa ko aana hota. Toh kab ka aa jaati!
Aur bas! Ye sunte hi Bhavna uth ke waha se bhaag gayi. Khidki ke paas woh khadi hoke bas roti rahi. Purvi ka bhi yahi haal tha. Aur Tejal ka bhi.
Bhavna : *sniff* Woh kesa hai? Ghar me sab-
Purvi : Pucha tha mene. *sniff* Ki ghar me sab kese hai? Bataya usne ki sab behad acche hai. Dherr saara pyaar mila usse inn beete saalo me. Ghar ke sadasyo ne koi kami nahi hone dii usse. Keh raha tha ki gharwaale bohot pyaar lutaate hai. Acche khaase college me uska aur uski behno ka admission hai. Sab saath jaate hai.
Bhavna (aasu pochte hue) : Kam se kam ghar me toh usse pyaar mila. Uske Dada jii ne zaroor koi kami nahi chorri hogi. Ye toh mujhe vishvaas hai. *sniff*
Dono apne aasu poch muskuraayi. Par Tej...!
Jo wahi khadi hui thi. Uss se ab aur bardaasht na hua. Uss se ab aur saha na gaya. Woh sisakte hue bhaagte hue apne kamre me ghus gayi.
Bhavna : T-Tej???
Purvi : Jazbaat hai! Jaane do Bhavna! Thodi derr usse akele rehne do.
Bhavna : H-Hmm!
*Thud*
Darwaaza band karte hi Tej ke aasu moti moti boonde bann ke zameen par girne lage. Woh darwaaze se satt ke khadi fufak fufak kar roti rahi.
Kyuki Purvi ki baatein uske dil ko cheer ke rakh rahi thi. Kya kaha tha Veer ne uski maasi se? Ghar waalo ne bohot pyaar diya? Bohot khayaal rakha?
Thuu!!!
Kya Tej jaanti nahi thi? Jaanti nahi thi ki kis kism ka vyavhaar kiya gaya tha uske chaheete bhai ke saath? Kese usse dhakke maar ke baahar nikala gaya tha? Kese uska accident hua tha? Kese uska saanp bhai Pranjal usko neecha dikhaane ke liye mauke dhoondhta rehta tha? Sab jaanti thi.
Nidhi ne usse sab kuch jo bataaya hua tha. Woh sab jaanti thi. Uske bawajood uske bhai Veer ne Purvi ko ek shikayat tak nahi kii.
*sniff*
Uske aasu rukne ka naam nahi le rahe the.
'How can you be like this???? Stupid!!!!'
Woh zorr se mann me hi chillaayi! Lekin fir kuch soch usne apne aasu poche aur agle hi shan uski aankho me uske naam ke bhaati ek Tej dikhaayi pada.
*Click*
Darwaaza khol woh waapas baahar aayi. Purvi aur Bhavna abhi bhi baato me lagi hui thi.
Bhavna : Tumhe pakka yakeen hai ki waha kuch bhi nahi hua!?
Purvi : Haa baba! Arre hum lagbhag aadhe ghante ke bhi upar ek saath baithe hue the. There was nothing odd there Bhavna! Sab kuch normal hi tha. Mein daave ke saath keh sakti hu ki woh sab jaa chuke hai. A-Aur yahi sahi samay hai Veer ko apne paas bulaane ka. Hum kal hi usse yaha bulayenge. Aur tum akhir kaar apne bete se mil paogi Bhavna!
Bhavna : K-Kal?
Purvi : Toh kabhi? Ab ek pal ki bhi derri nahi hoyegi. Ek bichhde hue maa aur Beta, ek dusre ke saamne honge. Aur ek bhai behan bhi!
Woh Tej ko baahar aate hue usse dekh boli,
Tejal : Kal?
Purvi : Haan!? Kyu? Kal koi dikkat hai kya?
Tejal : Kal nahi maasi!
Purvi : Huh??
Tejal : Maasi! Aap aaj hi uss se milke aayi ho. Aaj hi usse itna sab kuch pata chala hai. T-Toh fir achanak se kal aise me. Mere kehne ka matlab hai. Hume usse ek din ka waqt dena chaahiye. Baat ko pachaane ka. Kahi ye meeting gadbad na chali jaaye. Jitna betaab mom hai. Utna hi betaab mein bhi hu. I just... I just don't want him to hate me!
Tejal ki baat sunn Bhavna ne bhi kuch soch ke haami bhari,
Bhavna : M-Mera khayaal se, Tej sahi keh rahi hai. Kahi jaldbaazi ke chakkar me aisa na ho ki woh mujhse aur rooth jaaye Purvi!
Purvi : Ab mein isme kya bolu bhala? Jab tum dono ne hi decide kar liya hai. Toh yahi sahi. Kal nahi! Parso hi bulayenge hum usse.
Aur iss charcha ko yahi viraam lag gaya. Parantu Tej ki aankhein kahi aur hi kendrit thi. Kal toh woh apna masterplan amal karne jaa rahi thi.
Kal bhala kese woh Veer ko bula sakte the.
'Wait for me...! Brother!'
Woh sochte hue punah apne kamre me chali gayi.
***
Mumbai.
Hotel Paradise.
Night ~ 10:34 PM
*Tuck* *Tuck* *Tuck*
Do perr chalte hue aage badh ek kamre se baahar nikle.
"B-Babyyy? K-Kaha jaa rahe ho? Bed toh idhar hai!!"
"Ab itna bhi kya sharmana Raja? Aa bhi jao na!?"
"Haan! Ghabrao nahi! Hum tumhe khaa thodi jayenge fufufu~"
Teen ladkiyo ki cheh-chahaane ki awaaz ussi kamre ke andar se aayi. Par wo perr nahi thame.
Aur room se baahar nikal woh shaks rukk ke khada ho gaya.
Toh wahi issi hotel ke ek anya kamre me ek aadmi do khubsoorat ladkiyo ke beech baithe laptop me kuch dekh raha tha jab achanak hi woh uth ke khada ho gaya.
"K-Kya hua?? Y-Ye haram khor ladkiyo ko chorr ke room se baahar kyu jaa raha hai? Aur woh madarchod ladka phone bhi nahi utha raha."
Jii haan! Ye koi aur nahi, Rajat hi tha.
"K-Kya hua mister? Aaiye na! Abhi toh poori raat baaki hai."
Ek ladki Rajat ke seene me apna haath firaate hue boli.
Toh ussi waqt,
*Chataaaaaaak*
Ek zordaar chaata uske gaal par aake pada.
"Aaahhhhhhhnnnnn~"
Aur woh dhadaam se wahi gir padi.
Rajat : Chup kar randi!!! Mujhe disturb mat kar!
Uski iss bhaddi harqat ko dekh dusri ladki usse gusse me dekhi aur boli,
Ladki : Oo mister! Dekho! Tumne paise diye hai. Hume khareeda nahi hai. Samjhe? Tum iss tarah se-
Par abhi uski baat poori hoti ki tabhi uss se pehle,
*Chataaakkkkkkk*
"Nnnngggghhhhhh~"
Rajat ne uss dusri ladki ko bhi thappad jadd diya.
Rajat : Kutiya! Agar ab ek shabd bhi nikala na toh teri gaand me rod ghused dunga randi ki bacchi!!
Woh dono hi ladkiya thoda sehemte hue uss se peeche hoke baith gayi. Jab tak time limit khatam nahi ho jaati, tab tak woh yaha se jaa nahi sakti thi. Paisa unhone advance me jo le liya tha.
"Aaj se... *sniff* Aaj se mein kabhi bhi paise advance me nahi lungi."
Pehli ladki apni saheli se boli. Aur dono hi chup chaap waha se jald se jald nikalne ka intezaar karne lagi.
"Damn it!!!!! Woh gaandu phone kyu nahi utha raha hai!!? Aur ye randva kaha chala gaya ab? Teen teen chhokriya laake dii par gaandu pata nahi kaha nikal gaya. Behen ki choot ab mein record kese karu? K-Kahi? Kahi iss madarchod ko pata toh nahi chal gaya? N-Nahi!! Itna dimaag iss lavde me hoga kya!? Shayad kuch kaam se gaya ho?"
Rajat poori tarah se panic kar chuka tha. Woh khud hi apne aap se sawaal puch raha tha aur khud hi unke uttar bhi de raha tha.
Usne kuch derr intezaar karne ki koshish kii. Par harr badhte second uski gaand utni hi phat'ti jaa rahi thi.
Ye Veer ka baccha akhir kaha nikal gaya tha? Agar aaj usne Veer ko ladkiyo ke sang rang reliya manaate hue record nahi kiya toh uska saara ka saara plan chaupat ho jaane waala tha. Ab aise me woh shaant kese baith sakta tha?
Udhar wahi baahar ek corridor me khade Veer ki aankhein punah laal thi.
Hearing sense kayi guna badh chuki thi. Woh ahista ahista apne jeb me haath daale aage badha.
"Baby daal bhi do ab!!! Muaaaaahhhh~"
"Hahaha~ arre kya hi match tha! Baitho highlights aa rahi hongi!"
"Khaane ka kesa kya karna hai mummy?"
Veer jese hi kuch rooms ke baahar se nikla. Andar ho rahi baatein usse saaf saaf sunaayi de gayi. Par usse inn sab se matlab nahi tha.
Beowulf ki khaasiyat thi ye. Senses ko badhana!
He could easily pick the slightest of the sounds made near him.
[Master~ Agar woh yaha nahi mila. Then definitely upper floor pe usse hona chahiye.]
Par uski koi zaroorat hi nahi thi. Kyuki jese hi Veer corridor ke aakhiri room ke baahar pohucha, usse ek awaaz dheeme se sunaayi padi,
"Madarchod!!! Veer!! Kaha hai tu? Mere saamne aaya na toh lavde teri kherr nahi!!"
Veer saksham tha apne ird gird kam se kam 8 se 10 metre tak kisi ki bhi khuspusahat sunn'ne ke liye.
Ye wahi awaaz thi jiski Veer ko talaash thi.
*Ding Dong*
"Huhhh??"
Rajat ke room ki ghanti baji aur woh apne hosh me aaya.
'Iss waqt? Kaun?'
Usne darwaaze ke peep hole me se jhaakte hue dekha par usse baahar koi bhi nazar nahi aaya.
Aur Rajat baccho ka mazaak samajh unhe gaaliya bakte hue waapas laptop ki screen ke saamne aake baith gaya.
*Ding Dong*
Par ek baar fir wahi ghanti baji aur firse Rajat uth baahar jhaakte hue dekha. Lekin nateeja wahi. Baahar usse koi bhi dikhaayi na diya.
Andar hi andar woh bohut zyaada ghabra gaya tha ab.
Usne darwaaza khola par ekdum se nahi. Woh darwaaze ke theek peeche khade hote hue dheere dheere apna sarr nikaal ke kholta gaya.
Aur abhi usne thoda sa hi khola tha ki,
*Baaaaaangggggggggg*
Darwaaze par ek tezz laat aake padi toh poora ka poora woh door hi deewar se bhidte hue khul gaya aur saath hi,
"Aaaaarrggghhhhhhh!!!!"
Aisa laga jese ek suar ghur-ghuraya! Aur jab nazar saamne padi.
"Ohhhh! Ye toh waqai ek suar nikla Pari!"
[Right Master!]
Andar maujood ladkiya Veer ko aise Rajat ko lataadte dekh aur sehem gayi. Ye sab kuch chal kya raha tha? Unki hotel ka management so raha tha kya?
Aur unn dono ladkiyo ko fir raahat ke bol sunaayi pade,
"Tum dono! Agar jaana chaahti ho toh abhi ke abhi niklo!"
[Wait Master! Let's use them!!!]
'Huh?'
[I have a plan Master!]
'Ohhh!!! I see!'
Veer mann hi mann muskuraaya. Aur usne apni baat palti,
"Ruko!!! Mene apna iraada badal diya hai. Tum dono yahi rukogi!!! Aur jab tak mein na kahu. Yaha se nikalna mat."
Dono ladkiya jo khush hote hue yaha se nikalne hi waali thi, unki Veer ki baat sunn sitti pitti gum ho gayi.
Rajat ne jese hi Veer ko dekha uski gaand sookh gayi.
Rajat : T-Tu??? Yaha???
Veer (smiles) : Kyu? Kya mein yaha nahi aa sakta?
Rajat : T-Tum...!
Veer : Toh iss sab ke peeche tera haath hai haan??
Veer ki aankhein adhkhuli thi. Woh badi hi asaani se Rajat ki orr badha. System milne ke baad se Veer ne kabhi bhi apne aap ko ek dayavaan vyakti nahi maana tha. Alpha Instincts strong hone ke baad woh jaanta tha ki woh ek nirdayi insaan bhi bann chuka hai.
Agar koi bhi ab uske khilaaf jaane ki koshish karta, ya uske saath waalo ko nuksaan pohuchaane ki zara bhi chook karta, toh Veer ko pata tha uss ke saath kya karna tha. Inn haram khoro ko ghutne par tika ke maafi mangvana acche se aata tha usse.
Achaanak hi Veer ke andar se ek khaufnaak aura utpann hua aur Rajat ka badan usse dekhte hi thar-thara utha.
Aaj usse ehsaas hua. Ki ye saamne khada ladka koi aam ladka nahi tha. Ek daitya tha...! Daitya! Akhir baar toh Veer ne bas collor pakad ke usse feka hi tha. Par ab? Ab shayad kuch aur bhi battar hone wala tha.
Par woh kehte hai na, ghamand me chur hona. Itne sab ke baad bhi Rajat ka abhimaan nahi gaya,
Rajat : Hahahahaha~ T-Toh kya? Haan mene hi ye sab karvaya hai. Mein hi iss sab ke peeche hu. Kya ukhaad lega be tu mera? Madarchod! Mein lawyer hu. Samjha na? Mera ek sentence tujhe salakho ke peeche saalo tak saddne par majboor kar sakta hai. Samjha gaandu?
Veer : Ohhh?
Veer firse uske paas aane laga,
Rajat : M-Mujhe halke me mat le saale. Tujhe toh mein abhi bataata hu.
Rajat ne waha rakha ek teapot uthaaya aur,
*Whooooosssshhhhh*
Zorr se usse Veer ke chehre par feka. Parantu, Veer ne apna sarr halka sa side karke dodge kar liya.
Aur abhi Rajat kuch aur fekne ke liye dhundhta par derri ho gayi.
*Bammmmmmmmmm*
Veer ka ghutna upar tezz raftaar se uthate hue aaya aur Rajat ke pait par itni zorr se pada ki uske muh se andar ka poora khaana nikal aaya.
"Uuuuaakkkhhhhh!!!"
Muh se saari ulti nikal aayi uski.
Veer : Tum!! Iske kapde utaaro!
Ladki : E-Ehhh??
Veer ne ek ladki se kaha toh woh ladki hairaan reh gayi. Lekin usne Veer ko mana karne ki himmat bhi nahi kii.
Kuch hi pal me Rajat sirf ek kacche par aa chuka tha.
Veer : Aur tum!! Candles leke aao!
Ladki : H-Haan!!
Woh ladki bhaagi aur room me hi jal rahi do candles leke aayi.
Rajat ne jab apni aankhein khol khud ko sambhaal ke apna haal dekha aur Veer ke haatho me candle toh uski rooh kaanp gayi.
Rajat : K-Kya kar raha hai tu?
Veer : Tum! Rassi leke aao!
Ladki : R-Rassi??
Veer : Hmm!
Woh ladki bhaagte hue gayi aur kahi se rassi dhundh ke laayi.
Rajat uth ke apne haath perr chalaata raha par harr baar usse ek zordaar thappad muh pe jadd diya jaata.
Aur shan bhar baad hi woh sofe par rassiyo se poori tarah bandh chuka tha.
Rajat : madarchod!!! Chorr mujhe!!! Mene kaha chorr!! Tu jaanta nahi hai mujhe!!! Mein ek second me teri-
*Chataaakkkkkkk*
Ek aur jhaapad aur Rajat shaant pad gaya.
Woh aage badha aur usne candle se garam garam momm Rajat ke badan par giraayi.
"Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhh!!!"
Veer : Bada shauk hai na tujhe? Hmm? Iss fetish ka? Zara khud bhi toh experience kar bhosdike!!!
Rajat ki dard bhari cheenkhe uss kamre me goonjti reh gayi.
Woh momm kahi uske pait par girti toh kahi gaal pe toh kahi kaan pe. Veer poore maze me saath candle ko pighla raha tha.
Veer : Issi tarah Nidhi ma'am ko tadpaaya tha na tune? Haram khor!!!!
"Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhh!!!"
Rajat : *huff* *huff* haha~ hahahahaha~ haan behanchod!!! Nidhi meri randi hai hahahaha~ Kya mein jaanta nahi tu uske peeche kyu pada hai? Madarchod!!! Shaana banta hai!? Tujhe bhi toh uska garam badan chahiye hai. Hai na???
Rajat ki baat sunn Veer ka maatha thanak gaya. Rajat usse gaaliya de toh bhi Veer seh leta. Par Nidhi ko randi kehna? Veer ki aankhein gusse se laal ho gayi.
Aur usne thappado ki barsaat kar Rajat ka poora muh suja diya.
Par uske bawajood Rajat ki hekdi nahi gayi.
Rajat : Hahahahah~ Lavde mein sahi tha. M-Mein sahi tha matlab!! Hahahaha!! S-Sunn le saale! Mene...! Mene choda hai usse hahaha!! Phatichar ki aulaad!!! Tu bhikaari ki tarah dusro ka bacha hi khaa hahahahaha!!! Swaad toh chakh hi liya hoga tune ab tak. Hai na? Aur agar nahi chakha. Toh jhaatu hai tu ek number ka. Hahahaha! Gaand ghisne me laga hai...!!
Veer ka gussa itna badh gaya tha ki Rajat ki qabr shayad aaj idhar hi bann jaati. Par Pari ne usse shaant kiya.
Veer (smiles) : Chutiye! Don't you understand!?
Rajat : Huhh?
Veer : I'm snatching everything from you! Pehle Nidhi ma'am aur Juhi. Ab dhruv! Fir tera ghar, jaydaat, sampatti...! Sab kuch!
Rajat : T-Tu!!!?
Veer ne usse bolne ka koi mauka nahi diya. Woh waapas se uss par momm giraana shuru kar diya aur Rajat ki cheenkhe fir goonjne lagi.
*Ring* *Ring*
Issi ke beech Veer ka phone baj utha. Caller Ragini thi!
Veer : Hello?
Ragini : Haan Veer!? Kaha ho? Kab ke gaye ho tum? Tumhe pata bhi hai time kya ho raha hai? Abhi tak kisi ne bhi dinner nahi kiya hai tumhaare kaaran.
"Aaaaarrggghhhhhhh!!!!"
Ragini : Y-Ye awaaz kesi?
Veer : Kuch nahi bhabhi! Mein movie dekhne aaya tha.
Ragini : M-Movie??
Veer : Yeah! Karan mujhe ghaseet ke le aaya. Isliye wahi pe hu. Bas nikal rahe hai hum.
"Aaaaarrggghhhhhhh!!!"
Ragini : T-Tum movie hi dekh rahe ho na? Ye itni zorr se kaun chillaa raha hai?
Veer : Ahem! Kuch nahi! Hero gunde ko buri tarah peet raha hai. Bas wahi scene chal raha hai.
Ragini : O-Ohhh! Par tum jaldi waha se niklo. Tumhe yaad hai na mene kya mangaaya tha?
Veer : Kya mangaaya tha?
Ragini : Arre dahi mangaya tha na tumse!?
Veer : Ohh! Right right! Kaun sa dahi?
Ragini : Arre meetha wala!
Veer : Ohh!! Hmm! Fir toh ye lena hi padega. Kyuki mere paas toh sirf khatta wala hai.
Ragini kuch derr tak Veer ki baat samjhi nahi. Par jese hi usse samajh aaya ki Veer kya kehna chaah raha tha uske gaal ekdum surkh laal pad gaye.
Ragini (blushes) : B-Badmaash!!! Abhi ke abhi Ghar aao!
*Call ends*
Aur Ragini ne Sharm ke maare call end kar diya. Veer aisi baate karta nahi tha. Par usse karna pada. Taaki Ragini call cut kar sake jaldi.
Aur hua bhi wahi.
*Ding Dong*
Kamre ki ghanti baji aur unn dono me se ek ladki ne jese hi gate khola, baahar itne saare aadmiyo ko dekh bechaari ke chehre se uska rang udd gaya.
Baahar Balhaar aur uske aadmi khade hue the. Woh sab ke sab andar aaye aur Veer ke bagal se aake khade ho gaye.
Veer : Tumhe pata hai na kya karna hai?
Balhaar : Jii Boss!
Veer muda par jaane se pehle usne Balhaar ke kaan me ek aur baat kahi. Basically, ye wahi plan tha jo Pari ne usse bataaya tha.
Aur bas, bina mude woh ahista ahista waha se nikal gaya.
Balhaar : Ladko! Mehmaan ki khatir daari toh karo zara.
Ladke : Jii Boss!
Balhaar : Aur tum dono!
Ladki : Ahhnn!!??
Balhaar : Tumse ek zaroori kaam hai. Jesa jesa mein kahu. Bas wesa wesa hi karna hai tumhe. Agar karogi toh acchi khaasi rakam milegi.
Ladkiya : Th-Theek hai!
Balhaar (smiles) : Badhiya!!
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Idhar hotel se neeche utarte hi Veer ke mann me notifications ki barsaat shuru ho chuki thi.
*Ding*
[Mission : Turn the tides has been completed.]
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[You have been rewarded 3000 points.]
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[System has reached level 8]
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[Translator has been upgraded.]
[Host now holds the knowledge of all the languages. Host can speak any language now.]
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[System know holds the world's knowledge.]
[As long as the information is present in the world. System will be able to grasp it. In other words, host doesn't need any internet to search for information. System can do it.]
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[24 hour limit from Quest Hunt Card Slot has been eradicated.]
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Aur uske baad Veer ke mann me ek nayi awaaz sunaayi dii,
[Allow me to service you...! Master!!!]
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Aaj ke liye itna hi guys!
Update Saturday ka hi consider karenge hum! Update size is around 4k words.
Likes thokna na bhulna aur revos rakhne ka.
Dhanyavaad!
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Update - 117 ~ It's been a while, Sis!
Ab tak...
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[24 hour limit from Quest Hunt Card Slot has been eradicated.]
[Host can switch cards now however he wants.]
Aur uske baad Veer ke mann me ek nayi awaaz sunaayi dii,
[Allow me to service you...! Master!!!]
Ab aage...
Kya kuch nahi hua tha kal? Kal raat ki ghatna chaar deewaaro ke andar ghatit hui aur uski khabar bhi kisi ko nahi lagi.
Kyuki dhamaka toh agli subah hone waala tha. Jo ki hua bhi,
"Y-Ye mein kya padh rahi hu??"
Ragini subah subah haatho me akhbaar liye apni phati aankho se headline padh rahi thi. Aur usme saaf saaf likha hua tha,
Mumbai sthit high court me kaam kar rahe jaane maane vakeel Rajat Tiwari Paradise hotel me do ladkiyo ke saath dushkarm karte hue pakde gaye.
Ragini : Y-Ye toh tumhari Ma'am ke woh, Husband hai na? Veer?
Veer jo chai ki chuski ka aanand le raha tha usne haami bharte hue jawaab diya,
Veer : Hmm!
Shweta : Kya aaya hai?
Ragini : Ye dekhiye na! Do ladkiyo ke saath dushkarm karta hua pakda gaya hai Paradise hotel me.
Ragini ne akhbaar thamaate hue Shweta ko diya. Poora ka poora lamba paragraph chhapa hua tha usme. Saath hi kuch pictures bhi dali hui thi. Jisme chehre blurred kar diye gaye the.
Shweta : Chhiii!! Patni se talaak liya toh ye sab karega?
Ragini : Wahi toh! Mujhe toh pehle se hi pata tha ki woh aadmi theek nahi hai. Accha hua tumhari Nidhi ma'am ne talaak le liya Veer uss aadmi ke saath. Warna woh kabhi sukhi nahi reh paati.
Aabha (khuspusaate hue) : Kya saare pati aise hi hote hai?
Uski dheemi sii awaaz sunn, Shweta, Ragini aur Suman teeno ki nazre uss par tik gayi. Aur teeno hi shaant reh gayi. Zaahir hai teeno yaha apne apne patiyo se dur thi. Ek prakaar se unse rishta khatam kar ke baithi hui thi. Aabha ka bhi yahi haal tha.
Veer : Nahi! Aisa nahi hai! Saare ladke aise nahi hote.
Sonali : Haan haan! Bade aaye!! Hmph!
Sonali ne chidhaate hue jeebh dikhaayi aur waapas se apni chai peene lagi.
Bhumika : Par kitni ajeeb baat hai.
Shweta : Kya ajeeb baat hai?
Bhumika : Mom, ye Nidhi ma'am ke husband jo hai woh boht famous lawyer hai. Toh obviously inke kitne connections honge. Uske baad bhi koi inke hotel room me ghus gaya aur matlab pakad hi liya. In fact police bhi direct pakadti toh I'm sure ye Rajat police ko bhi mana leta. Lekin woh aisa kar nahi paaya.
Shweta : Toh?
Bhumika : Toh ye ki, kisi strong party ne usse pakda hai. Maybe koi conspiracy? Koi shadiyantra? Politics? Aapko kya lagta hai?
Shweta : M-Mujhe kese pata hoga bhala?
Suman : Ye sab uske karmo ka nateeja hai. Kyu? Hai na maalik?
Suman Veer ko dekh aankh maarte hue boli. Kya woh jaanti nahi thi ki Rajat ka ye haal kisne karwaaya tha? Kyu Veer kal derr se ghar aaya tha? Veer ke dil me Nidhi ki kya jagah thi? Sab jaanti thi woh!
Veer : Ahem! Bilkul!
Veer ne punaah haami bhari aur woh uth ke khada ho gaya.
Ragini : Arre? Abhi naashta ready ho raha hai. Abhi se kyu uth gaye?
Veer (smiles) : Mujhe ye dene jaana hai. Isliye nikal raha hu.
Ragini : Arre par naashta?
Veer : Wahi kha lunga. Aap chinta mat kariye.
Ragini : P-Par-
Veer : Din me aaunga na bhabhi! Tab khana parosiyega! Chalta hu!
Aur Veer waha se nikal gaya. Ragini udaas mann se apne kaamo me lag gayi. Woh zyada se zyada samay Veer ke saath bitana chaahti thi. Par aisa ho nahi paa raha tha.
'Mere dil ki baatein ye ladka samajhta kyu nahi hai? Jaanti hu ki isse business me dhyaan dena hai. Jaldi aage badhna hai. Par! Par apni bhabhi ko kyu bhul jaata hai ye?'
Woh khud ke vichaaro me leen ho gayi,
'Ek minute! M-Mein bhi toh Veer ki madad kar sakti hu na? Veer zyadatar baahar rehta hai. Aise me agar mein uske kaamo me madad karu toh...! Hume zyada se zyada samay ek dusre ke liye mil payega. R-Right! Mujhe Veer se baat karni hogi.'
"Kya soch rahi ho?"
Woh mann hi mann muskura rahi thi jab peeche se ek achanak awaaz aayi toh woh darr ke maare ucchal gayi,
Ragini : Aahhh!!!??? Ohhh! A-Aap ho!
Shweta : Hmm! Kya soch rahi thi?
Ragini : K-Kuch bhi nahi! Bas ye Veer apna naashta kiye bagerr hi chala gaya. Wahi soch rahi thi.
Shweta : Hmm! Apni sehat par bilkul dhyaan nahi de raha hai. T-Tum chinta mat karo. R-Raat ko mein usse garm doodh ka glass jaake de aaungi aur usse pilwa dungi.
Ragini : O-Ohhh!
Shweta : Tum mere bete ke liye na, woh chane aur badaam bhigo ke rakha karo. Aur subaah diya karo isse. Agar ye dhyaan nahi de raha toh hume hi iski sehat par dhyaan dena padega.
Ragini (smiles) : J-Jii! Wese, Hai toh woh harr taraf se fit. Fufu~
Shweta : Sirf baahri fitness koi fitness nahi hoti Ragini. Andar se bhi insaan ko fit hona chahiye. Nutrients, Vitamins, toh shareer me jaane hi chaahiye. Mein uske liye acchi diet prepare karungi. Apne haatho se.
Ragini (smiles) : Jesa aapko theek lage.
Aur dono hi mahilaaye apne kaamo me vyast ho gayi.
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Par akhbaar toh sabhi ke ghar aata tha. Aur sabhi khabre padte the. Jaha kuch log iss khabar se khush the toh wahi kuch naraaz bhi.
"Iski maa ki choot behanchod!!!!"
*Thak*
Newspaper ko zorr se zameen par patakte hue ek ladka chillaaya. Subah subah usko akhbaar me kuch aur dekhne ki gunzaaish thi. Laga tha ki jo woh barso se chaah raha tha woh aaj subah dekhne ko milega.
Par aisa na hua. Ulta uska saare bhaanda phoot gaya.
"Madarchod! Ek kaam nahi hota inn lavdo se!!!"
Woh fir se garja. Ye koi aur nahi Pranjal hi toh tha. Usse laga tha ki aaj newspaper ke front page par Veer ki khabar chhapi hogi. Par uska paasa palat chuka tha.
'Kaha galat reh gaya mein? N-Nahi!! Sab kuch toh sahi tha. Y-Ye zaroor! Ye zaroor uss chutiye vakeel ke kaaran hi hua hoga. Bhadve ne mera naam bhi ugal hi diya hoga. Behanchod! Iski maa ki...!! Shit!!! Kya karu?? Dad ko phone!? Nahi! Woh aur bhadkenge.'
Sochte sochte woh idhar se udhar tehelne laga.
'Unhone toh pehle hi mana kiya tha. Unhe call nahi kar sakta. Fir bhi unhe pata toh chal hi jayega. Veer!!! Veeeerrr!!! Veeeerrr!!! Maan'na padega gandu tujhe! Maan'na padega. Tu behanchod harr baar mere bichhaaye gaye jaal se bach ke nikal jaata hai.'
'Pakke se pichle janam me chuuha raha hoga tu. M-Mujhe kuch toh karna hi hoga. Right! Raat ko yaha se nikal jaata hu. Sheher chorr ke kuch din baahar rehta hu. Jab yaha sab shaant ho jayega tab hi return karunga. Hmm! Ye theek hai!'
Aur tabhi usse Karunesh ka bhi call aa gaya. Karunesh ne buri tarah usse lataada aur antatah uski baat maan uske liye reservation karwa ke Pune ki ticket raat ki karwa dii. Kam se kam thode din wahi rahega toh yaha ki musibat se bacha rahega.
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Nidhi's Apartment.
Morning ~ 8:16 AM
"Dekh lii uski kartoote? Haivaan hai woh aadmi. Haivaan! Mein kab se aapko kehti thi. Par tab aap meri baat sunti nahi thi. Ab dekh liya na aapne?"
Idhar se udhar gusse me chalte hue Shreya ki awaaz Nidhi ke kaano me padi.
Aur Nidhi bechaari!? Woh toh bas aankhein phaade newspaper ko dekh rahi thi. Woh jaanti thi ki Rajat ek behad bura insaan tha. Par Rajat dusri ladkiyo ke saath ye sab karega? Iss baat ka andaaza usse bilkul bhi nahi tha.
*Ding Dong*
Door belll baji aur Nidhi apne khayalaato se baahar aayi.
"Mein dekhti hu!"
Kehte hue Shreya ne darwaza khola. Aur saamne khade vyakti ko dekh uski aankho me chamak aur hontho par muskaan sajj gayi,
Shreya : Veeeeerrrrr???
Veer (smiles) : Andar aane nahi kahogi?
Shreya : Arre! Aao na! Ye bhi koi puchne waali baat hai!?
Veer ke aate hi Nidhi apni jagah se uth darwaaze ke nazdeek aayi. Veer aur uski nigaahein ek dusre se mili. Harr baar yahi hota tha. Itne parichit hone ke baad bhi, jab bhi dono ek dusre se milte the. Dono ke beech ek khamoshi si chha jaati thi.
Shreya ne Veer ko gale se lagaaya aur uska haath pakad usse andar laayi.
Shreya : Ye itna saara samaan? Aur subah subah aaj?
Veer : Mein Vegas gaya tha na toh-
Shreya : Ye mat kehna ki isme ham sab ke liye gifts hai.
Veer : Well! Yes!
Shreya : Ohh God! Thank you so much!!!
Woh uchhalte hue ek baar fir kass ke Veer ke gale lag gayi aur jazbaati hote hue usne,
*Muuuuaaaaahhhhhhh*
Zorr se Veer ka gaal choom liya.
Nidhi (hairat me) : Sh-Shreyaaaa!?
Shreya (blushes) : W-Woh! I was just excited.
Sharmaate hue usne forun hi apna chehra chhupaaya. Khud par itni sharmindagi ho rahi thi abhi usse. Bhavnao me behke usne
Veer ko choom liya tha. Woh ye kese bhool gayi ki Nidhi theek peeche hi khadi thi uske!?
Shreya : Ohh! Tumne news padhi?
Veer : Ma'am ke ex-husband waali? Sure! Sure! Bilkul padhi.
Shreya : Dekha na? Kesa darinda nikla woh. Theek hua uske saath. Ekdum sahi hua. Ab sadta rahega jail me zindagi bhar. Hmph!
Woh turant hi apna gift kholne me lag gayi. Aur Veer chup chaap sofe par baith gaya.
Veer : Juhi kaha hai?
Shreya : So rahi hai woh abhi tak.
Veer : School nahi gayi?
Shreya : Kal uski tabiyat thodi theek nahi thi. Isliye aaj usse nahi bheja.
Veer (frowns) : Kya hua?
Shreya : Kuch nahi! Seasonal change. Aur bas halki fulki khaasi, sardi bukhaar.
Veer : Ohhh!
Shreya : Ruko mein jagaati hu abhi.
Veer : Arre nahi! Rehne dijiye! Sone dijiye usse.
Shreya : Arre raat 8 baje hi so gayi thi. Tab se so rahi hai. Uthaane hi waale the hum usse. Gifts dekh ke khush ho jayegi. Oh my goooddd!!!?? Ye mere liye? Dii look!!! High heels!!! Tumhe size kese pata chala?
Veer (smiles) : Jab yaha rukta tha tab dekha tha. Tab se yaad tha.
Shreya (blushes) : T-Tumhe yaad tha?
Veer : Mm-Hmm!
Shreya : Burberry?? Ohhh myyy goodddd!!! Pagal ho kya tum? Itni mehngi high heels? Wait!!!! Dii ka kya hai fir? Ohhh fuccckkkk!!!
Nidhi : Shreyaaaaaa!!! Ye kya tareeqa hai baat karne ka?
Shreya : Oops! S-Sorry!!! Par dii dekho na!! Versace!!!? Aapka handbag Versace ka hai. Holy shittttt!!!! Tumhari lottery lag gayi kya? Veer?
Veer (smiles) : Gifts lete time mene prices check nahi kiye the. Jo pasand aaye unhe choose kar liya. Suhana ma'am saath me thi. So, unhone kaam asaan karwa diya tha. Warna mein varieties dekh ke hi confused tha.
Suhana ka zikr aate hi Veer ka dhyaan pal bhar ke liye uss khubsoorat aurat ki orr chala gaya.
Nidhi : Ye sab kya hai Veer?
Veer : !!?
Nidhi : Tumhe pata hai tumne kitna kharcha kiya hai?
Shreya : Umm! Dii! Woh itne pyaar se laaya hai. How can you-? Aap uske sentiments ko thes pohucha rahi ho. Mujhe dekhne do kitne ke hai ye. Aapko aisa nahi bolna chahiye. Ye toh sirf-!!!???????? Hein??? What the fucccckkkkk??? 30 hazaar ka bag???? Veeeerrrr??
Shreya jo ab tak Veer ke support me thi. Price dekhte hi uski haalat kharaab ho gayi.
Shreya : V-Veer?? This is too much! Upar se meri sandals?? Ohhh goddd!!! 28 thousand??? Kya kar rahe ho tum??? Dii sahi hai. Itne mehnge gifts ki kya zaroorat thi? Meri monthly pay bhi itni nahi hai.
Veer ne koi jawaab nahi diya bas halke se muskuraaya toh Shreya kuch bhaanp gayi.
Shreya : I'm- I'm sorry! Really! Mujhe pehle kabhi kisi ne itni mehngi gift nahi dii. Isliye mein...! Par ab tum itne pyaar se laaye ho toh mein kese mana kar sakti hu!? Hehe~
Nidhi : Shreya tum-!!?
Shreya : Agar mein nahi lungi toh usse bura lagega! Isliye mein toh ye le rahi hu. And Thank you so much Veer!
Veer (smiles) : Welcome!
Shreya jaanti thi ki Veer ko asli khushi tab hi milegi jab woh gift ko accept karegi aur wahi hua bhi. Veer sabke liye ye prem se laaya tha. Isse dhutkaarna keval Veer ke dil ko ahaat pohuchaane jesa tha.
Woh gift ko khushi khushi lete hue andar gayi aur Juhi ko jagaane lagi. Toh idhar sofe par hi Nidhi aur Veer agal bagal baithe gaye.
Veer : Khabar padhi na aapne?
Nidhi : Mmm~
Veer : ....
Nidhi : Uss vyakti se aur umeed bhi kya kii jaa sakti hai?
Veer : Toh...
Nidhi : Woh vyakti mere jeevan me koi sthaan nahi rakhta. Jo bhi hoye uske saath. Mujhe kya farq padta hai.
Veer : Aur ab aap...
Nidhi : ??
Veer (smiles) : Nishchint ho. Na hi woh ab aapko taqleef de sakta hai aur na hi aapke khilaaf koi qadam utha sakta hai.
Nidhi : Hmm!
Veer : Dhruv kaha hai?
Nidhi : Andar hai! So raha hai.
Veer : Ohh!
Nidhi : Kya zaroorat thi?
Veer : Kiski?
Nidhi : Itne mehnge gifts laane ki?
Veer : Kabhi toh kuch diya nahi. Kam se kam inhe toh accept kariye.
Nidhi : Bag aur sandals kam daam ki bhi toh le sakte the na? Ya kuch chota mota bhi toh laa sakte the na?
Veer Nidhi ki daant sunn bas muh ferr liya. Aur iss baar, Nidhi ko ek taqleef hui. Aisa laga jese dil me kisi ne sui chubhoyi ho. Ek toh Veer itne pyaar se laaya tha gifts, aur upar se woh usse hi suna rahi thi. Ye dhyaan me aate hi woh andar glaani se bhar gayi.
Nidhi : M-Mein...! Maaf karna! Mein kuch zyada keh gayi.
Veer (smiles) : Koi baat nahi! Aapka haq hai!
Sunte hi Nidhi ke gaalo ka tapmaan badh gaya.
Nidhi (blushes) : O-Ok!
Nidhi ko tabhi baithe baithe ek baat yaad aayi. Hey bhagwaan! Woh ye kese bhul sakti thi? Veer ki sagi behan uske ghar aayi thi kal hi. Kya kare woh? Kya Veer ko bata de? Par Tejal ne toh mana kiya tha. Toh ab?
Ye kaha phass gayi thi woh!?
"Maaaaamuuuu!!!"
Aur Juhi ki cheh-chahaati awaaz ne uski soch ko bhang kar diya. Woh koodati phaandti daudate hue aayi aur Veer ki goad me baith gayi.
Veer (smiles) : Kesi hai Juhi?
Juhi : Juhi ekdum mast hai!!! *sniff*
Nidhi : Ye dekho! Naak beh rahi hai. Aur khud ko mohtarma mast bata rahi hai.
Veer : Mein tumhaare liye chocolates laaya hu Juhi!
Juhi : Sacchi???
Veer : Mucchii!
Juhi : Yaaaayyyy!!! Do jaldi!! Jaldi dooo!!!
Aur Veer ne jab ek behad bada packet thamaaya toh Juhi toh kya Nidhi bhi hairaan reh gayi.
Nidhi : I-Itni saari chocolates? Veer ye tum-
Veer (smiles) : Roz ek hi diya kariye. Uss se zyada nahi!
Nidhi : Jese ki woh meri baat maanegi.
Veer : Mein samjha dunga.
Veer Juhi ko samjhaane laga toh dono ko iss tarah dekh Nidhi kahi kho sii gayi. Veer bilkul aisa tha jese ek pita ko hona chahiye apne baccho ke prati.
Shreya andar ke andar hi washroom me ghus gayi thi toh baahar ab sirf wahi teeno the.
Jab jaane ka samay hua toh Veer ne Nidhi ko dekha,
Nidhi : Kya hua?
Veer (smiles) : Aap boht sundar lag rahi ho.
Nidhi : Ohh accha? Subah subah uth ke kaun sa insaan sundar dikhta hai bhala?
Veer : Aap!
Uske ek taq jawaab se Nidhi bechaari jhep sii gayi,
Nidhi (blushes) : H-Huhhh?? M-Makkhan lagaane ki zaroorat nahi hai. B-Bolo? Kya chahiye? Sessionals me A+ chahiye? Ya kuch aur?
Veer (smiles) : Mene genuinely kaha hai. Kisi favour ke liye nahi!
Nidhi (blushes) : Tum-!!!
Veer (sighs) : Anyways! Chalta hu! Fir milenge!
Veer uth ke waha se jese hi jaane laga toh Nidhi bhi uth ke aayi,
Nidhi : R-Ruko!!
Veer : Hmm?
Nidhi : Bina khaaye piye kese jaa rahe ho? Idhar aao! Chup chaap baitho idhar. Mein fatafat kuch prepare karti hu. Khaa ke jaana!
Veer : Par iski koi-
Nidhi : Shut up! And sit down!
Woh order deke andar kitchen me chali gayi. Par iske baad, dono hi Veer aur Nidhi ke hontho par ek santushti bhari muskaan thi.
***
System level up ho chuka tha. Pari ka level badh chuka tha. Jaha ek taraf Pari ki nayi personality aayi thi toh wahi dusri taraf Pari ki purani cutesy wali personality jaa chuki thi.
Par jo khaas baat thi abhi, woh thi level up hone ke baad aane waale faayde.
Sabse pehla fayda jo mila tha Veer ko woh tha Translator function ke upgrade hone ka. Veer ab koi bhi bhaasha samajh sakta tha aur bol bhi sakta tha. Uske liye ab language barrier jesi cheez khatam ho chuki thi.
Dusra fayda mila tha system ke paas World knowledge aane ka. Zaahir hai ki agar hume aaj kuch bhi cheez ki jankaari praapt karni hoti hai toh hum Google, internet, inka hi sahaara lete hai. Inke hi paas poore vishv ka knowledge hota hai.
Parantu ab, Veer ko ye karne ki bhi zaroorat nahi thi. Wahi knowledge system ke paas tha ab. Agar Veer ko kuch internet pe dhundhna hai toh woh seedhe system se hi puch sakta hai.
Yadi iska uttar hamaari prithvi me kahi bhi paaya jaata hai. Toh system Veer ko jawaab dene me saksham rahega.
Aur akhiri aur sabse bada faayda. Isse paake toh Veer jese jannat me tha.
Limit eradicate ho chuki thi. Veer jo apne cards ko slot me lagaane ke baad 24 ghante intezaar karta tha, woh intezaar ab khatam ho chuka tha.
Woh ab asaani se alag alag cards ko jab chaahe tab switch kar sakta tha. Ek deadly benefit tha ye.
Aur isliye woh ab thoda calm tha. Bilkul Pari ki new personality ki tarah.
***
Evening ~ 7:27 PM
Shaam ka samay ho raha tha aur halka halka andhera bhi chhaa chuka tha. Veer ke puraane ghar me sabhi apne apne kaamo me vyast the.
Jab baahar ho rahe ek shor ne unka dhyaan kheecha.
"Baahar niklo!!! Kaha reh gaye sab ke sab? Kaayaro ki tarah chhupke baith gaye kya? Niklo baahar!!!"
Baahar khade jo guards the woh dono bhi stabdh reh gaye.
Ek anjaan ladki aake na jaane kya kya bake jaa rahi thi.
Guard : Ayye ladki! Paagal hai kya? Chal jaa yaha se.
"Arre jao jao! Mere raaste me mat aana warna anjaam accha nahi hoyega."
Guard : Teri toh-! Dhamkaati hai? Kaun hai tu? Kya kaam hai tujhe?
"Hmph~ Oye kaayaro! Haath me chuudiya pehen rakhi hai kya? Baahar niklo!"
Jab ladki ne fir bhi na suni, toh dono hi guards uth ke uske paas aaye par iss se pehle ki woh usse pakad paate, ghar ka darwaaza khula aur andar se ghar ke kayi saare sadasya baahar nikal ke aa gaye.
"Y-Ye kya shor hai?"
Manorath jo apni wheelchair par baithe araam kar rahe the, unhe Kavya lete hue baahar aayi.
Sumitra Arohi bhi baahar aa chuki thi. Saath hi Brijesh aur Karunesh bhi. Vivek ghar par tha nahi. Woh apni company me hi laga hua tha abhi.
Manorath : Kaun hai ye ladki?
Guard : Sarkaar! Kab se isko samjha rahe hai par samajhne ka naam nahi le rahi. Badtameezi karte jaa rahi hai. Aap kahe toh-
Manorath : Mujhe baat karne do! Kya hua beta? Kyu ghar ke saamne chillaa rahi ho? Aur kaun ho tum?
Ladki muskuraayi aur fir hasste hue boli,
"Kamaal hai. Aap apni poti ko hi nahi pehchaane? Hahahaha!"
Beshaq, ye ladki koi aur nahi Tejal hi thi.
Manorath : Meri poti?
Tejal : Haan aapki poti! Mein Tejal Singh! Bhavna Singh ki eklauti beti! Aur Veer ki badi behan!
*Boom*
Ek bada sa bomb unn sab ke sarr jese aake phata. Ye ladki kya badbadaaye jaa rahi thi?
Brijesh ki aankhein phati hui thi. Toh wahi Karunesh hairaan tha. Sumitra chakit aur Arohi, Kavya dono hi confused.
Manorath : Bhavna ki beti?
'Bhavna? Ye tumhari beti hai? Kaise?' Manorath ek chinta me doob gaye.
Tejal ne ungli dikhaate hue unn sabhi ko gusse se dekha aur woh fir chillaayi,
Tejal : Sharam nahi aayi tum logo ko? Itni ghatiya aur ghinoni harqat karte hue?
Brijesh : Ye kya badbadaye jaa rahi hai ladki?
Tejal : Mere bhai Veer ko issi ghar se dhakke maar ke nikaala gaya tha na? Bolo? Hai na?
*Silence*
Manorath : Mujhe ek baat batao beta. Kya tumhari Maa, Bhavna? Kya unhone dusri shadi kii thi?
Tejal : Hmph! Kaash kii hoti. Toh kam se kam ek accha baap toh mil jaata.
Tejal ke iss hamle se waha khade sab ke hosh udd gaye. Swayam Brijesh ke bhi. Kyuki ye baat Tejal ne usse hi dekh ke kahi thi. Woh jese jaan gayi thi ki yahi uska baap hai.
Par yaha ab sab ulta samajh rahe the.
'Huh? Bhavna ne dusri shaadi nahi kii? Toh ye ladki? Ohhh! Accha! Hmm! Toh ye baat hai! Ye goad lii hui bacchi hai. Aur isse bhi ye baat shayad nahi pata hai.'
Manorath ne mann me soch dheere se Brijesh aur Karunesh ke kaano me ye baat daali. Aur unhe bhi maajra samajh aaya.
Manorath : Tumhara maqsad kya hai beta?
Tejal : Mera maqsad!? Haha! Woh jaan'ne ke liye aap qualified nahi ho.
Karunesh : Tameez se baat kar ladki!!! Kya tu jaanti nahi ki bado se kese baat kii jaati hai? Kya yahi sanskaar diye hai tumhari Maa ne?
Tejal : Hmph! Woh sanskaar mein unhe hi dikhati hu jo uske yogya hota hai. Par tum sab...! Hmph!
Woh unhe neecha dikhaate hue muskuraayi,
Karunesh (chillaate hue) : Badtameez!!!!!
Kavya : Aisa nahi hai....!!!!
Kavya ki awaaz sunke Tejal shaant ho gayi. Usse dhyaan aaya ki Nidhi ne Arohi aur Kavya. Ye do naam liye the.
Tejal : Kya naam hai tumhara?
Kavya : Kavya! Aur aap jesa soch rahi hai wesa nahi hai. Haan past me mene bhi unke saath accha behave nahi kiya. But mene ye hamesha regret kiya hai. Aur mein aur Arohi dii hum dono hi Veer bhaiya ko dil se pyaar karte hai. Hum unka bura kabhi nahi chaahenge.
Kavya ke desperate attempt me Arohi bhi shamil ho gayi.
Arohi : Kavya sahi keh rahi hai. Didi! A-Aap hume galat samajh rahi hai.
Tejal ne ek smile dii aur woh aage badhi aur achanak hi usne Kavya ko apne gale se laga liya,
Kavya : Huhhh??
Tejal (smiles) : Thank you! Thank you for being there with him. Mein tumhari badi behan hu. You know? Aaj mujhe do do choti behne mil gayi.
Kavya : M-Mein-
Tejal : Ab ye batao! Woh Pranjal tumhara bhai hai na?
Kavya : Hmm!
Tejal : Kaha hai woh?
Kavya : U-Unhe...!
Karunesh : Kavyaaaaa!!!!
Aur apne pita ki awaaz sunn, Kavya darr ke maare chup ho gayi.
Arohi : Usse ghar se baahar nikaal diya gaya hai.
Karunesh : Arohiii!??
Tejal (surprised) : Hmm? Kyu bhala?
Arohi : Kyuki Dada jii ko usne mandir ki seedhiyo se girwaaya tha. Jaydaad ke liye. Veer ka naam hataane ke liye.
Arohi ke bol na sirf Tejal ko stabdh kiye balki Karunesh samet uska khud ka parivaar bhi Arohi ke be-jhijak haazir jawaabi sunn ke baukhlaya hua tha. Saari andar ki pol woh yu kholti jaa rahi thi. Jaante toh sabhi the ye baat par koi iss baat par baat nahi uthata tha. Par Arohi ne aaj nidar hoke sab bebak bol diya.
Tejal : Ohh? Toh ab kaha hai woh?
Arohi : Amrit Niwaas!
Uske muh se abhi nikla hi tha ki peeche khade Karunesh ke hosh udd gaye. Ye information toh sirf woh jaanta tha. Woh hi apne bete ko ab tak bachaaya hua tha. Fir uski badi ladki ko ye baat kese pata lag gayi?
Woh chaah ke bhi Arohi ko iss samay kuch nahi keh sakta tha.
Manorath : Amrit Niwaas? Pranjal waha kya kar raha hai? Karunesh? Mujhe jawaab chahiye!
Karunesh : Mujhe khud nahi pata Papa jii! Sh-Shayad usne uss ghar ki chaavi jaane se pehle leli. Warna-
Manorath ne bas ek baar usse ghoor ke dekha aur fir Tejal ki orr usne nigaah kari,
Manorath : Beta tum-
Tejal : Mujhe jo jaan'na tha woh pata lag gaya. Ab mera yaha koi kaam nahi! Sorry Dada jii! Par abhi aapki baatein sunn'ne ke liye mere paas waqt nahi!
Aur jis hawa ke jhoke ki tarah woh yaha aayi thi utni hi tezzi me woh yaha se nikal bhi gayi.
Waha maujood sabhi logo ko confusion me daal ke. Sab bas soch me pad gaye. Ye abhi abhi hua kya tha? Woh ladki yaha aayi kyu thi? Aur itne saal kaha thi? Bhavna ki beti? Toh kya Bhavna bhi idhar hai?
Brijesh jo ab tak maun tha, uske andar na jaane kya kya baatein chal rahi thi. Par ek baat spasht thi. Woh ye ki uska jee bhi andar se michla raha tha.
***
Night ~ 8:16 PM
"Saala jald se jald yaha se nikalna hoga warna dikkat ho jayegi."
Pranjal, jo Pune jaane ke poore bandobast me tha. Apne suitcase me woh saari zaroori saamagri rakhne me laga hua tha. Lagbhag saara sab kuch uska pack ho chuka tha.
"Madarchod hai saale sab ke sab. Behanchod Veer!! Saale jis din tu mere haatho me aaya na, kasam se aisa maslunga na tujhe. Gid-gidayega saale tu mere perro par."
"Par uske liye, mujhe thode din underground hona hoga. Luck is on your side Veer. I admit! Tumne ye paari jeeti hai. Lekin jung mein hi jeetunga."
*Click* *Click*
Suitcase band kar usne mirror me ek antim baar khud ko dekha, apne baal sawaare aur bas woh abhi jaane hi waala tha ki,
*Ring* *Ring*
Uska phone baj utha.
"Kiska phone aa gaya behanchod ab?"
Caller tha Karunesh.
"Shit!! Dad ka hai-!!"
Pranjal : Hello? Dad!??
Karunesh : Mein jo jo keh raha hu usse dhyaan se suno. Veer ki koi muhboli behan hai shayad! Mujhe nahi pata woh itne saalo se kaha thi par Veer ki asal maa, yaani tumhari Tai jii ne ek beti goad lii hai shayad.
Pranjal : Huh? Ye sab aap mujhe kya bata rahe ho? Dad mein late ho raha hu! Ye faaltu ka family chart aap baad me bhi bata sakte ho mujh-
Karunesh : NIKAMME CHUTIYE!!! MERI BAAT DHYAAN SE SUNN!!!
Pranjal : H-Huhh? D-Dad? Chill!
Karunesh (screams) : EK BAAR KI BAAT TERE BHEJE ME NAHI GHUSTI KYA? BOLA NA MENE KI JO KUCH BHI KEH RAHA HU USSE DHYAAN SE SUNN!
Pranjal : O-Okay! Kahiye! Bhadak kyu rahe ho? Baat kya hai?
Karunesh (lambi saas lete hue) : Veer ki ek behan hai jo abhi abhi kuch derr pehle ghar aayi thi. Gusse me thi aur usse sab kuch pata hai Veer ke saath hamaare ghar ka kya ravaiyya tha.
Pranjal : Toh?
Karunesh : Usne yaha aake kaafi badtameezi se baat kii aur usne tumhare baare me pucha.
Pranjal : Mere baare me?
Karunesh : Hmm! Pucha ki tum kaha par ho.
Pranjal : Haha! Toh surely aapne bataaya thodi hoga.
Karunesh : Par Arohi ne bata diya hai.
Pranjal : Huhhh??
Karunesh : Mujhe nahi pata usse ye baat kese pata chali, par usne Amrit Niwaas ki jankaari dedi hai.
Pranjal : What the hell?? Y-Ye Arohi dii ko aap log control me nahi rakhte ho na ussi ka nateeja hai. Pata nahi meri dono behno ko uss chutiye Veer me aisa kya nazar aata hai jo paaglo ki tarah uske peeche peeche lagi rehti hai.
Karunesh : Tumhari Maa pe jo gayi hai dono! Kherr! Unhe jo karna hai karne do. Balki accha hi hai woh inn cheezo se dur rahe. Dekho! Tumhare Dada jii ko mere upar shaq hai ki mene tumhe waha rehne ko jagah dii hai. Mujhe Papa jii se milna hai abhi. Tumhare Tau jii bhi honge waha. Unn sab ko jawaab dena hoga mujhe. Tum abhi ke abhi waha se nikal jao. Kahi aisa na ho woh ladki tumhe dhundhte hue waha tak pohuch jaaye. Kyuki mein abhi kuch derr ke liye tumhara koi bhi phone nahi utha paunga. Samjhe?
Pranjal : Hmm! Toh ye Veer ki behan? Koi bigshot hai kya? Wazandaar?
Karunesh : Dekh ke tumhare jitni hi lagi. Ek aam ladki hi maalum hoti hai. Par gusse se bharpoor hai. Jitna jaldi ho sake nikal jao. Aur mein rakh raha hu ab.
Pranjal : Okay! Theek hai dad!
Karunesh : Sambhal kar jaana! Mein thodi derr se phone karta hu.
Pranjal : Hmm!
Aur call cut ho gaya.
'Veer ki behan? Hmph~'
Pranjal fatafat apna suitcase utha ke waha se darwaaze ki orr aaya aur usne jese hi darwaaza khola,
"Huhh??"
"Toh yaha ho Tum!!!" Ek madhur awaaz usse saamne se aayi. Dekha toh paaya ki ek sundar sii ladki seedhiya chadhte hue uske hi qareeb aa rahi thi.
Aur Pranjal ko agle hi shan abhi abhi apne baap se hui baat yaad aa gayi.
Kahi aisa na ho woh ladki tumhe dhundhte hue waha tak pohuch jaaye.
Aur wahi hua.
Ye Tejal hi toh thi. Of course, aur kaun ho sakta tha bhala?
Tejal : Toh tum ho woh gandi naali ke keede? Hmm?
Pranjal : Huh?? Tum kaun ho?
Tejal : Tum nahi bacche! Aap kehke bulao. Aur abhi kuch derr me jaan jaoge mein kaun hu.
*Crack* *Crack*
Apni hatho ki ungliyo ko aapas me chatkaate hue Tej ne apni shirt ki sleeves upar chadhaayi aur andar aane lagi.
Pranjal ke perr apne aap peeche chale gaye. Jab tej darwaze ke andar aayi toh usne darwaza atka diya.
Pranjal : Kya chahiye tumko? Saaf saaf kaho!
Tejal (screams) : Haram khor!!! Besharam ki aulaad kahi ke. Teri himmat kese hui mere chote bhai ke saath aisa karne ki? Haan?
Aisa pehli baar hua tha jab Pranjal kisi sundar sii ladki ke muh se apne liye aisi baatein sunn raha tha. Saaf tha ki woh thoda jhep gaya tha.
Tejal : Chaman chutiye!! Jis thaali me khaata hai, ussi me chhed karta hai? Apne hi parivaar waalo ko dhoka deta hai? Unke khilaaf shadiyantra rachta hai? Aaj agar teri haddi pasli nahi todi na, toh mera naam bhi Tej nahi!
Pranjal (smiles) : Heh! With just you? Aunty jii! Badi ho isliye last baar samjha raha hu. Jaha se aayi ho seedhe tareeqe se wahi se nikal jao. Warna anjaam-
Tejal : Toh ab ye aunty hi tujhe paath padhayegi mere bacche! After all, horrid kids like you, must be taught a lesson.
"Haaaaaaaaaa~"
Aur Tej josh ke saath achanak hi furti me aage badhi. Pranjal ne jese hi usse itni speed me aate dekha toh usne ek pal na gawaate hue apna suitcase side me phek diya. Usse bilkul bhi andaaza nahi tha ki ek akeli ladki uss se bhidne ki bhul karegi.
Kyuki zaahir hai ki aam taur par ek ladka aur ladki agar ladte hai toh jeet kiski hogi, ye swabhaavik hi rehta hai. Siwae kuch cases ke.
*Whoooosssshhhhhh*
Ek laat zorr se hawa me udte hue Pranjal ke seedhe muh ki orr aayi aur woh fauran jhuka.
Par iske pehle ki woh neeche jhuk ke hamla kar paata, Tej agle hi pal peeche ho gayi.
Ek baar fir woh daudte hue aayi. Pranjal ne khud ko dusri kick ke liye prepare kiya par,
Tejal ne na hi koi ghoosa chalaya aur na hi koi laat, woh seedha aake Pranjal par jhapat padi.
Dono ek dusre ke upar haawi hone ka prayaas karne lage,
"Y-Youuu bitchhhhh!!!"
"Fuck offf! Chutiye!!! Aaj toh teri kherr nahi...! Urrggh!"
"Kutiyaaa! Rukkk! Abhi bataata hu tujhe!"
Woh Tejal ke gale ki orr lapka aur haawi hona shuru hua toh Tejal ne bhi Pranjal ke baal pakde aur jese ek paudhe ho jadd se ukhaadte hai, utni hi taaqat se ukhaadna shuru kiya,
"Aaaaaaarrrgghhhhh!!! Kutiyaaaaaaa!!!!"
Ek dard bhari cheenkh kamre me phel gayi.
"Ch-Chorrr baal!!!! Maaaadarchoddd!!! R-Randiii ki bacchiii!!! Chorrrrr!!!!"
"Suar ki aulaad saale! Mujhe aam ladki samajh raha tha na chutiye!! You fuckerrr!! I'm a green belt in Karate!!! Kismat teri jo abhi brown aur black belt haasil nahi kiya. Warna tu toh-!! Hmph~"
"Aaarggghhhhh!!"
Ab paasa palat raha tha. Tejal haawi ho rahi thi.
*Klaaaanggggg*
*Craaaashhhhhh*
*Thuddd*
Iss chheena jhapti me, aas paas ki cheezein bikharti jaa rahi thi. Par Tejal ne Pranjal ko ek deadlock me phassaya hua tha. Aur saath hi woh uske baal ko kheechte jaa rahi thi.
"Mere maasoom se bhai pe atyachaar karta hai tu? Teri himmat kese hui? Haan!!? Shukr mana jo mein yaha nahi thi. Warna meri aankho ke saamne agar tune ye sab kiya hota na toh kasam se... Tere haath perr tod deti mein...! Aankhein noch leti!"
"Kutiyyaaaaa!!! Ch-Chorrr!!!!!!!"
"Bak le jitni gaaliya bakni hai!! Tujhe jab tak besudh na chorr du tab tak rukungi nahi mein. Ek hi bhai mila badi mushqil se. Laga tha usne mujhse behtar zindagi guzaari hai. Ek mein hi abhaagan thi. Par nahi!!! Tum chutiyo ne toh uski zindagi nark bana ke rakhi hui thi. Parivaar aur bhai ke naam pe kalank hai tu haraam khorrr!!!!!"
"Aaaaarrrgghhhhhh!!! Chorr deee!! Chorr de nahi toh maar daalunga tujhe aaj randiii!!"
Par Tejal ne apni pakad bilkul nahi chorri!
Na jaane kitne baal toh Tejal ne ukhaad hi liye the Pranjal ke.
Jab woh dono ek table se takraaye toh Pranjal ka haath table par firna shuru hua aur kismat se uske ek choti wali scissor haath lag gayi.
Na dekha na suna aur bas usne woh kaichi utha ke seedhe Tejal ki baah me de maari,
"Aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!"
Dard me Tejal chillaayi aur pakad dheeli ho gayi,
"Chal nikal kutiyaaa!!!!"
*BAAAAANNNNGGGGG*
Aur ek zordaar laat Tejal ko seedhe pait me aale lagi, jis kaaran se uska shareer peeche dhakil gaya,
Chuki peeche darwaaza tha jo atka hua tha aur uske neeche seedhiya,
*Craaaashhhhhh*
Tejal darwaaze se bhid ke seedhe seedhiyo se neeche hawa me giri jab,
*Clasp*
"Huhhhhh!!??"
Ek jaani maani sugandh! Ye familiar sii feeling, ye anubhooti...! Do mazboot bhujaao ne usse jakad rakha tha. Inhi haatho ne usse girne se bhi bacha liya. Ye sparsh...!
Kcuh shan ke liye jese waqt tham gaya Tejal ke liye.
Aur jese hi usne apna sarr upar kar dekha toh,
Woh chehra! Jisse dekhne ke liye woh kabse itna tadap rahi thi. Woh saamne tha. Uske hontho par ek rehesyamayi muskaan thi.
Aur fir uske muh se kuch shabd nikle, jisse sunn, Tejal ki aankhein apne aap paani paani ho gayi,
"It's been a while...! Sis!!"
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Aaj ke liye itna hi guys!
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Dhanyavaad!
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