Incest Badalte Rishte by Awara Romio

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Jaisa k aap sab jaante hain k train ki sleeper coach (bogie) mein 8 cabins aur 64 seats hoti hain jinhain berths bhi kaha jata hau aur har cabin mein 6 seats aur do seats cabin k theek saamne hoti hain.




Hum jis bogie mein bethe thy wo bogie no E thi aur us mein hamara doosre no ka cabin tha aur hamari seats no 9,10,11 theen jo daaye’n taraf theen.




Karachi se har train City Station se chalti hai us k baad wo Centt Station pe aa k rukti hai, humraha ghar chouky Centt Station k kareeb hai to hum Centt Station se train mein bethe.




Jaise hi train Landi Station par pohanchi to hamare saamne wali seats k musafir bhi aa gaye, hamari tarha wo bhi teen log thy aik barrhe miaan jin ki umar lag-bhag 85 k kareeb thi, doosri un ki biwi jo 80 k kareeb hongi aur in budha budhi k saath teesra un ka 10-11 saal ka potta tha.




Baba Ji: “Beta zara ye sout case utarwa do.” Unhon ne kaha.




Main: “Ji baba ji.” Main ne kaha.




Ye keh kar main apni seat se utha aur Baba Ji k saath aaye coolie k sar pe rakhe do sout cases mein se aik sout case utha kar neeche rakh diya aur doosre coolie ne khud neeche rakha.




Baba Ji: “Beta kitne pese houy hain.?” Unhon ne poocha.




Coolie: “50 rupee baba ji.” Us ne jawab diya.




Coolie ki baat sunn kar Baba Ji ne apni kamiz ki side pocket se 500 ka note nikaala aur coolie ki taraf barhaya.




Coolie: “Baba Ji khulle nahi hai.?” Us ne poocha.




Baba Ji: “Nahi beta, mere paas khulle paise nahi hai.” Unhon ne jawab diya.




Baba ji ki baat sunn kar main ne apni pocket mein haath daala aur pocket mein mojood noton mein se 50 rupee ka note alag kiya.




Main: “Ye lo bhai aur aap jaao.” Main ne 50 rupee ka note coolie ko dete houy kaha.




Baba Ji: “Aray beta tum koun de rahe ho Tupu (Baba Ji k potte ka naam) khulle karwa k issay de dega.” Unhon ne kaha.




Main: “Baba Ji train chalne wali hai aap raaste mein khulle karwa kar mujhe de dena.” Main ne kaha.




Baba Ji: “Achi baat hai beta, jeete raho.” Unhon ne kaha.




Ye keh kar Baba Ji ne aage barrh par mere kandhe pe haath rakh kar mera kandha thap’thapaya aur phir apni seat par beth gaye main apni seat par beth gaya aur thorri der baad train phir se chal parri.

 

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Train jaise hi Karachi ki hadood se bahar nikal kar khulle maidaan mein aai to thandi hawaanon ne hamara istaqbaal liya.



Amma Ji: “Beta ye khirrki (window) band kar do, bohat thandi hawa aa rahi hai.” Baba Ji ki ehliyan (wife) ne mujhe mukhatib kar k kaha.




Main: “Ji acha Amma Ji.” Main ne sar utha kar kaha.




Ye keh kar main apni seat se utha aur baaye’n taraf wali window band kar di koun k Ammi Ji bilkul window k saath bethi theen.




Zaib: “Ye wali bhi band kar dein.” Us ne kaha.




Baaye’n taraf ki window band karne k baad main ne daaye’n taraf ki window bhi band kar di aur phir wapas aa kar Phuphi Zohra k saath beth gaya.




Amma Ji: “Jeete raho beta.” Unhon ne dua di. “Kahan ja rahe ho beta.?” Unhon ne poocha.




Main: “Rawalpindi Amma Ji.” Main ne jawab diya.




Amma Ji: “***** khair se le jaae, hum Multan ja rahe hain.” Unhon ne kaha.




Main: “Ji Amma Ji.” Main ne kaha.




Amma Ji: “Beta kia naam hai tumhara?” unhon ne poocha.




Main: “Sajid, mera naam Sajid hai.” Main ne jawab diya.




Amma Ji: “Aur beti tumhara kia naam hai.?” Unhon ne Zaib se poocha.




Zaib: “Mera naam Zaib-un-Nisa hai.” Us ne jawab diya.




Amma Ji: “Ma***** A**** bohat piyaare naam hai Sajid aur Zaib-un-Nisa, A**** tum dono ki jorri salamat rakhein… khair se apne ghar ja rahi ho.?” Unhon ne poocha.




Amma Ji ki baat sunn kar main ne aur Zaib ne aik doosre ko dekha aur thorri der aik doosre ko dekhne k baad main ne apni nazarein us k chehre se hatta lein.




Amma Ji ki baaton se lag raha tha k wo khaasi baatooni hain hum dono ko husband wife samjh rahi hain.




Ph. Zohra: “Amma Ji ye meri beti aur ye (mere kandhe pe haath rakha) sirf mera Bhatija hai, damaad nahi hai.” Unhon ne kaha.




Amma Ji: “Ohhhh mujhe maaf karna beti, main samjhi ye dono mian biwi hain aur tum is larki ki saas ho.” Unhon ne kaha.




Baba Ji: “Bolne se pehle soch to liya karo k kia kehna hai.” Unhon ne apni shareen-e-hayaat ze kaha.




Ph. Zohra: “Koi baat nahi Amma Ji.” Unhon ne kaha.




Tune nnnnnnnnnn Tune nnnnnnnnnn
Tune nnnnnnnnnn Tune nnnnnnnnnn




Mere mobile par message aaya… main ne mobile nikaal kar dekha to wo Uzma ka message tha.



Uzma ka message dekh kar mere chehre par muskuraahat aa gayi aur mujhe muskuraate dekh kar mere saath bethi Phuphi Zohra bhi muskuraane lagein.

 

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Sms Chat:-




Uzma: “Hello.” Us ne message mein likha.




Main: “Hi… kaiai ho.?” Main ne likha.




Uzma: “Main theek hoon,,, aap rawana ho gaye ya abhi bhi train late hai.?” Us ne poocha.




Main: “Humain rawana houy taqreban ganta ho gaya hai.” Main ne jawab diya.




Uzma: “Aap ne bataya bhi nahi.” Us ne message mein shikwa kiya.




Main: “Bas main bataane hi wala tha k tumhara message aa gaya.



Uzma: “Patta hai aaj main ne first operation attende kiya.” Us ne kaha.




Main: “Achaaaaa wowwww, kaisa raha operation.?” Main ne poocha.




Uzma: “Bohat achaaaa, baby houi thi.” Us ne kaha.




Main: *Baby…..! Kis ki baby.?” Main ne poocha.




Uzma: “Jis ka operation tha us ki pregnancy ka operation tha.” Us ne jawab diya.




Main: “Hummmm, acha tumhain baby pasand hai ya baba.?” Main ne poocha.




Uzma: “Dono, koun k kids bohat piyaare hote hain.” Us ne jawab diya.




Main: “Yaar aik ka bataao na.?” Main ne poocha.




Uzma: “Phir YAAR….???.” Us ne apne message mein ghusse ka izhaar kiya.




Main: “Meri jaan, main YAAR sirf tumhain kehta hoon aur kisi ko nahi.” Main ne kaha.




Uzma: “Lekin mujhe ye word acha nahi lagta.” Us ne kaha.




Main: “Ok baba sorry, ab bataao baby pasand hai ya baba.?” Main ne kaha.




Uzma: “Baby.” Us ne jawab diya.




Main: “Theek hai hamare kids mein pehla kid baby hogi.” Main ne kaha.




Uzma: “Uuuffff A****, had hai, pehle shadi to ho lene dein, kids bhi ho jaaeinge.” Us ne kaha.




Main: “Hahahaha.” Main ne kaha.




Uzma: “Aap kabhi bhi nahi sudhar sakte.” Us ne kaha.




Main: “Pregnancy mein sex nahi karte na.?” Main ne poocha.




Uzma: “Karte hain lekin bohat kam, 6th months tak karte hain us k baad nahi.” Us ne jawab diya.




Main: “Koun,,, 6th months k baad koun nahi kar sakte.?” Main ne poocha.




Uzma: “Koun k pregnancy ka 7th month mein bohat ehtiyaat (care) karni parti hai, zara si mistake se zacha ya bacha ki zindagi khatre mein parr jaati hai.” Us ne jawab diya.




Main: “Oooohhhhhhh.” Main ne message kiya.

 

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Uzma: “Acha ab mujhe sona hai bye bye.” Us ne kaha.




Main: “Itni jaldi,,, abhi to 10 bhi nahi bajje.” Main ne kaha.




Uzma: “Jaldi sou gi to subah jaldi uthu gi.” Us ne kaha.




Main: “Tum sach mein station aaogi.?” Main ne poocha.




Uzma: “Ab Mizaaji-Khuda shehar se hota hua ja raha hai to biwi ka milna haq hai.” Us ne kaha.




Main: “Oooohhhhh great my love.” Main ne kaha.




Uzma: “Agar mohabbat gunnah hai
To samjho hum ne hadd kar di.” Us ne poetry send ki.




Main: “Matt poocho kaise guzarta hai har pal tumhare bina,
Kabhi baat karne ki hasrat, kabhi dekhne ki tamanna.” Main ne bhi jawab mein poetry send ki.




Uzma: “Subah aa rahi hoon, baat bhi kar lijiyega aur dekh bhi lijiyega.” Us ne kaha.




Main: “Main gale bhi miluga aur kiss bhi karuga.” Main ne kaha.




Uzma: “Theek hai, gale bhi mil lijiyega aur kiss bhi kar lijiyega.” Us ne kaha.




Main: “I love you.” Main ne kaha.



Uzma: “Log poochte hai meri khushboo ka raaz,
Ijazat ho to aap ka naam batta doon.
Same too you. ???.” Us ne kaha.




Main: “??? batta do.” Main ne kisses send ki.




Mere kiss send karne k baad Uzma ka koi message nahi aaya to main mobile pe game khailne laga.




Amma Ji: “Beta bura na maano to aik kaam karo ge.?” Unhon ne kaha.




Main: “Ji Amma Ji kahein.” Main ne kaha.




Amma Ji: “Beta ye chadar le kar saamne phaila do ta k aane jaane walo ki nazar andar cabin mein na parre.” Unhon ne kaha.




Ye keh kar Amma Ji ne aik safaid chadar meri taraf barrhaai.




Amma Ji: “Chal Tipu Bhai k saath mil kar chadar badhwa.” Unhon ne apne pote se kaha.




Tipu: “ Acha Dadi.” Us ne kaha.




Ye keh kar Tipu sab se upar wali seat se neeche utra aur phir main ne us k saath mil kar daaye’n taraf ki sab se upar waali seat se baaye’n taraf ki sab se upar wali seat tak chadar k kono ko bandh diya aur chadar k neeche wale kone main se baaye’n taraf k kone ko baaye’n taraf ki sab se neeche wali seat k saath bandh diya.




Ab aik tarha se hum chaaron taraf se pack ho gaye thy aur cabin k paas se guzarne wale cabin k andar nahi dekh sakte thy… parda lagte hi Ammi Ji, Phuphi Zohra aur Zaib aaram se aur relex ho k beth gayein aur Zaib window se bahar dekhne lagi.

 

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Safar apni manzil ki janib rawa’n dawa’n tha aur safar karte log aapas mein baatein karte houy safar ka maza le rahe thy.






Zaib: “Sajid bhai next station kon sa aur kab aaega.?” Us ne poocha.






Main: “Cousin next station Kotri ka aaega aur shayad 1 ya sawa 1 gante baad aaega.” Main ne jawab diya.






Zaib: “Mujhe bhook lagi hai.” Us ne kaha.






Main: “Yaar train chalne se pehle tum ne do platein paani poori ki khaai theen.” Main ne kaha.






Zaib: “Paani poori se bhi koi bhook mit’ti hai itni halki phulki dish thi k bas.” Us ne kaha.





Main: “Acha abhi mere jis bag se tum tek laga kar bethi ho us ki side wali pocket mein aik biscuit ka packet rakha hai wo nikaal k kha lo.” Main ne kaha.





Zaib: “Thanx bhaiyan.” Us ne khush hote houy kaha.





Ye keh kar Zaib seedhi houi aur apni kamar k peeche rakhe mere bag ki side pocket ko khola aur us mein mojood wahid biscuit k packet ko nikaala aur ussay khol kar khaane lagi.






Main: “Saare biscuits khud matt kha lena, aik adha mujhe aur aik apni Ammi ko bhi de dena.” Main ne kaha.





Zaib: “Hamesha mere khaane peene pe hi nazar hoti hai aap ki.” Us ne jal kar kaha.





Ye keh kar Zaib ne aik biscuit meri taraf barrhaaya.






Main: “Bas aik.?” Main ne kaha.





Zaib: “Jaaein ye bhi nahi de rahi.” Us ne apna haath peeche karte houy kaha.





Ph. Zohra: “Koun bachon ki tarha larraai kar rahe ho, aaram se betho.” Unhon ne humain daante houy kaha.





Main: “Mere hisse ka biscuit to do.” Main ne kaha.





Zaib: “Ye lein.” Us ne meri taraf biscuit barrhaate houy kaha.






Main: “Thanx Foo….. ” Main ne apni baat ko rokte houy kaha.





Zaib ne meri aadhi adhoori baat ko samajhte houy mujhe aankhein dikhaaein.





Zaib: “Ammi dekh rahi hain Sajid bhai ko, ye mujhe Foo…..” Us ne bhi apni baat ko beech mein rok diya.





Ph. Zohra: “Saaajidddddd.” Unhon ne sanjeeda lehje mein kaha.





Main: “Sorry Phupho.” Main ne kaha.






Zaib: “Ye lein Ammi.” Us ne aik biscuit un ki taraf barrhaate houy kaha.





Ph. Zohra: “Nahi tum khaao mera ji nahi chah raha.” Unhon ne inkaar karte houy kaha.




Ye keh kar Phuphi Zohra ne daaye’n haath ko apne sar pe rakha aur apna sar dabaana shuru kar diya.




Main: “Kia hua Phupho, aap ki tabiyat to theek hai.?” Main ne fikar’mand hote houy poocha.

 

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Ph. Zohra: “Koi khaas baat nahi hai bas sar mein thorra thorra dard ho raha hai.” Unhon ne jawab diya.




Zaib: “Ammi aap aeisa karein upar wali berth pe ja k lett jaaein.” Us ne kaha.




Main: “Nahi… Zaib aeisa karo tum upar wali berth pe ja k beth jaao Phupho yahan neeche wali berth pe lett jaaengi… Phupho se upar charrha nahi jaaega.” Main ne kaha.




Zaib: “Ok.” Us ne kaha.




Ye keh kar Zaib apni jaga se uthi aur sab se upar waali berth pe ja k beth gayi aur apne bed se aik novel nikaal kar ussay parrhne lagi.




Zaib k upar ja kar bethte hi Phuphi Zohra us ki jaga par bethein aur bethne k baad thorra sa neeche ho kar apni peeth mere bag se laga kar dono taangein morr kar k mere bag se tek laga kar beth gayein.




Main berth k doosri taraf betha hua tha aur Phuphi Zohra ki taangein mujh se thorre se faasle par thi.




Main: “Phupho aaram se relex ho kar lett jaaein.” Main ne kaha.




Ph. Zohra: “Main theek hoon beta.” Unhon ne kaha.




Main: “Sar ko peeche rakhe mere bag par rakh dein to aap ko thorra sakoon milega.” Main ne kaha.




Meri baat sunn kar Phuphi Zohra meri taraf khiski aur mere bag pe sar rakh kar lett gayein.




Berth par lettne k baad bhi Phuphi Zohra ne apne guthne morre houy thy, wo dono guthne morr kar is liye letti thi k agar wo apni taangein seedhi karti to un k paaun meri goad mein aa jaate.





Main ne saamne dekha to Baba Ji aur Amma Ji sab se neeche wali seat par apne paaun upar kar k bethe baatein kar thy aur un ka pota Tipu sab se upar berth par letta hua tha.





Dono ka dehaan hamari traf nahi tha, lehaza main ne apne baaye’n haath ko baaye’n taraf kar k Phuphi Zohra k paaun par rakha aur un ka baayi’n taang ko paaun waali jaga se pakarr kar un k paaun apni goad mein rakh liya.




Jaise hi main ne Phuphi Zohra ka paaun seat se utha kar apni goad mein rakha to Phuphi ne aankhein khol kar mujhe dekha, unhin apni taraf dekhte dekh kar main ne halki si muskuraahat apne chehre par saja kar unhain dekha.




Mujhe muskuraate dekh kar Phuphi Zohra
ne bhi meri taraf muskuraahat uchaal di aur apni aankhein phir se band kar lein.




Phuphi Zohra ko aankhein band kar k let’te dekh kar main ne un k baaye’n paaun ko apni goad mein rakhne k baad main ne un k doosre paaun ko bhi apni goad mein rakh diya aur un k paaun par haath phairne laga.




Ab Phuphi Zohra k dono paaun meri goad mein meri raanon k upar thy aur mere dono haath un k pairon k upar thy jinhain main dheere dheere masal raha tha.





Mujhe apne paaun masalte dekh kar Phuphi Zohra ne apni taangon ko mazeed seedha kiya aur bilkul relex ho kar meri taraf muskuraate houy dekhne lagi.




Mere haath musalsal Phuphi Zohra k paaun par chal rahe thy.

 

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Mujhe Phuphi Zohra k paaun pe haath phairte houy thorri der hi houi thi k parda ka kona hatta kar ticket chacker cabin mein dakhil hua.




T. Chacker: “Please aap sab apne apne tickets chack karwaaein.” Us ne kaha.





Ticket chacker ki baat sunn kar main ne Phuphi Zohra k paaun apni goad se hattaae aur apni pent ki pocket se tickets nikaal kar T. Chacker ko de diya.




Mere haath se tickets lene baad T. Chacker ne us mein se aik hissa kaat kar apne paas rakh liya aur aik hissa mujhe wapas kar diya.




T. Chacker: “Aap sab aik saath hain.” Us ne poocha.




Main: “Nahi.” Main ne jawab diya.




T. Chacker: “Baba Ji aap k tickets.?” Us ne kaha.




Baba Ji: “Deta hoon beta.” Unhon ne jawab diya.




Jawab de kar Baba Ji apni seat se uthe aur sab se upar wali berth par soye houy apne pote ko uthaane lage… Baba Ji k hilaane se un ka pota Tipu uth gaya.




Baba Ji: “Topu tumhari jaib mein tickets honge wo nikaal kar do.” Tipu k uthne k baad Baba Ji ne kaha.




Tipu ne lette lette hi apni pent ki peeche wali jaib mein haath daala aur tickets nikaal kar apne Dada ko de diye.




Baba Ji ne apne pote se tickets le kar ussay T. Chacker ko diye aur wo tickets dekhne laga.




Zaib: “Sajid bhai in se pooche k next station kab aaega.” Us ne upar bethe bethe neeche ki taraf dekhte houy mujh se kaha.




Main: “Next station Kotri ka hai na.?” Main ne poocha.




T. Chacker: “Haan, next station Kotri ka hai.” Us ne jawab diya.




Main: “Kitni der baad aaega.?” Main ne poocha.




T. Chakar: “Aadhe ya 40 minutes baad.” Us ne jawab diya.




Jawab de kar T. Chacker hamare cabin se bahar chala gaya aur us k jaane k baad main ne bethe bethe Phuphi Zohra k dono paaun seat se utha kar apni goad mein rakh liye aur un k paaun pe haath phairne laga.




Zaib: “Ammi mujhe washroom jaana hai.” Thorri der baad us ne kaha.




Ph. Zohra: “To Sajid k saath chali jaao.” Unhon ne kaha. “Sajid zara Zaib ko washroom tak le jaao.” Mujhe mukhatib karte houy kaha.



Ye keh kar Phuphi Zohra ne apne paaun meri goad k upar se hatta liye.




Main: “Chalo Zaib.” Main ne seat se uthte houy kaha.




Meri baat sunn kar Zaib upar wali berth se neeche utar k mere saamne seena taan k kharri ho gayi.

 

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Main: “Chalo.” Main ne kaha.





Ye keh kar main ne cabin k aage badhe pardo ko aik side se hataaya aur Zaib ko jaane ka raasta diya.




Ab Zaib mere aage chal rahi thi aur main us k peeche chal raha tha… Zaib k peeche chalte chalte meri nazar us ki upar neeche hoti gaand par parri aur main sataaeshi nazron se us ki hilti gaand ko dekhne laga.




Bathroom k paas pohanch kar Zaib bathroom mein chali gayi aur main bogie k khulle gate k saath kharre ho kar bahar dekhne laga, bahar bilkul sannaata tha, har taraf andhere ka raaj tha bas kahin kahin ikka dukka roshni jalti houi nazar aati aur thorri der baad wo bhi ghaib ho jaati.




Zaib: “Kitni thandi hawa chal rahi hai.” Us ne bathroom k bahar aate houy kaha.




Main: “Haan,,, ye khula maidaani ilaqa hai.” Main ne kaha.





Zaib: “Hummmmmmm, chalein.” Us ne kaha.





Main: “Wait main bhi dhaar maar loon.” Main ne be’dehaani mein us se kaha.




Zaib: “Kia maar loon.?” Us ne na samjhi se poocha.




Main: “Tum ruku main bhi washroom se ho kar aa jaaun.” Main ne jaldi se kaha.




Ye keh kar main washroom k andar guss gaya aur chotta pishaab karne laga… chotta pishaab kar k jab mein bahar aaya to dekha k Zaib theek us jaga kharri thi jahan thorri der pehle main kharra tha.




Main: “Har taraf kitna sannaatta hai.” Main ne darwaze k doosri taraf kharre hote houy kaha.




Zaib(herar se): “Sannaatta hai…? Aap ko train ki chukkk chukkk ki aawaz sunaai nahibde rahi.” Ua ne kaha.




Main: “Mera kehne ka matlab hai k bahar kitna sannaatta hai.” Main ne kaha.




Ye keh kar main ne Zaib ki taraf dekha aur jaise hi main ne us ki taraf dekha to hawa ka taiz hawa ki waja se us k dupatta us k seene se urr kar aik taraf gir gaya.



Jaise hi Zaib ka dubatta us k seene se phisla to taiz hawa ki waja se us ki kamiz us k seene se ja lagi aur us k tight mamme mere saamne aa gaye, kia kamaal k mamme thy.




Zaib k tight mamme dekh kar mere mouh se be’ikhteyaari mein oooohhhhh ki aawaz nikal gayi, jissay Zaib ne sunn liya.




Zaib: “Kuch kaha aap ne.?” Us ne apne seene par dupatta phailaate houy poocha.




Main: “Aaannnn haan wo main keh raha tha k bahar yaani train se bahar kitna sannaatta hai.” Main ne sambhalte houy jawab diya.




Zaib: “Haan, sannaatta to hai koun k yahan door door tak aabaadi jo nahi hai.” Us ne kaha.




Main: “Wo dekho wahan Hyderabad shehar ki roshiyan nazar aa rahi hain.” Main ne haath se jis taraf train ja rahi thi us taraf ishara karte houy kaha.




Mujhe train ki jaane wali simt ki taraf ishara karte dekh kar Zaib ne us taraf dekha to us ka dupatta aik baar phir us k kandhe se phila aur us k mamme phir se mere saamne aa gaye.

 

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Zaib: “Haan lights to nazar aa rahi hain.” Us ne seedhe hote houy kaha.





Seedhe hone k baad us ne apne dupatte ko phir se apne seene par aur apne sar par achi tarha phaila liya.





Main: “Pehle wali Zaib banne k liye thanx.” Main ne us k mammon ko dupatte k upar se taarrte houy kaha.





Zaib: “Leave it, Karachi wali baatein aur waqiyaat main Karachi mein hi chorr k aa gayi hoon.” Us ne kaha.





Main: “Zabardast.” Main ne kaha.





Zaib: “Acha Sajid bhai khaane peene ki cheezein lene k saath saath sar dard ki do goliyan _____ bhi le lena.” Us ne kaha.





Main: “Phuphi ki tarha tumhare sar mein bhi dard ho raha hai.?” Main ne poocha.





Zaib: “Nahi, mere sar mein dard nahi ho raha bas safar k doraan mujhe neend nahi aati to ____ ki goli khaane se jaldi neend aa jaati hai.” Us ne goli k naam bataate houy kaha.





Main: “Acha tum Barri Phuphi k ghar train mein safar kar k aati ho na.?” Main ne poocha.





Zaib: “Kabhi train mein beth k aur kabhi bus mein beth k.” Us ne jawab diya.




Main: “Ziyada maza kis pe aata hai train k safar mein ya bus k safar mein.?” Main ne poocha.





Zaib: “Train k safar mein.” Us ne jawab diya.





Main: “Waja.?” Main ne seene pe baazu baandhte houy poocha.





Zaib: “Train mein banda aasani se chal phir laita hai jab k hus mein aik jaga par beth kar bond ho jaata hai.” Us ne jawab diya.





Hum dono chounky darwaze pe kharre ho kar baatein kar rahe thy aur hawa kaafi taiz chal rahi thi, baaton k doraan Zaib ka dupatta do baar us k seene se phisla aur us k mamme tang kamiz pehne hone ki waja se saaf nazar aa jaate.





Jab bhi Zaib ka dupatta us k seene se phusalta aur tang kamz mein us k mamme mere saamne aate to meri nazar apne aap us k mammon par chali jaati aur wo mujhe apne mamme taarrte houy dekh leti.





Zaib: “Ammi pareshaan ho rahi hongi, ab humain wapas apni seats par ja kar bethna chahiye.” Us ne kaha.





Main: “Haan chalo.” Main ne ussay aage chalne ka ishara kiya.




Meri baat sunn kar Zaib mere barabar se ho kar gusri aur mere aage aage chalne lagi aur main aik baar phir us ki upar neeche hoti gaand ka nazara karte houy us k peeche chalne laga.





Jab hum wapas cabin mein aaye to main ne dekha k Ammi Ji, jahan main betha Phuphi Zohra k mamme apni goad mein rakhe daba raha tha wahan beth kar Phuphi se baatein karne mein masroof theen.




Ammi Ji ko Phuphi Zohra k saath baaton mein masroof dekh kar main Baba Ji k saath un se thorra sa faasla rakh kar berth pe beth gaya aur apna mobile nikaal kar us pe game khailne laga.

 

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Cabin mein aate hi Zaib sab se upar wali berth pe ja k choukrri maar k beth gayi, meri nazar baar baar upar bethi Zaib ki taraf ja rahi thi k kab us ka dupatta us k seene se phisle aur mujhe us k mamme nazar aa jaaein.





Mera baar baar tirchi nazaron se upar dekhna shayad Zaib ne dekh liya tha aur main kahan dekh raha tha shayad ye bhi us ne dekh liya tha is liye us ne apne dupatte ho achi tarha apne jism par phaikaya aur phir apne beg se aik magazine nikaal kar us ka mutaa’la karne lagi.




Zaib ko mohtaat andaz mein bethte dekh kar main bhi mohtaat ho gaya aur us ki taraf dekhna tarq kar k apna dehaan apne saamne bethi us ki maa’n aur apni Phuphi ki taraf laga diya aur bethe bethe sochne laga k kis tarha chalti train mein Phuphi k saath maze kiye jaaein.




Khair Amma Ji us waqt tak Phuphi Zohra k saath beth kar baatein karti rahein jab tak train Kotri Station tak nahi pohanch gayi… train rukte hi main uth kar train se bahar jaane laga.




Baba Ji: “Beta ye 500 ka note le jaao (note meri taraf barrhaya) issay khulla karwa kar apne pese bhi rakh lena aur hamare liye bhi kuch khaane peene ka le aana.” Unhon ne kaha.




Main: “Ji Baba Ji.” Main ne un k haath se note lete houy kaha.




Zaib: “Sar dard ki goli yaad se laana.” Us ne upar se unchi aawaz mein kaha.




Main: “Theek hai.” Main ne kaha. “Baba Ji aap k khaane k liye liye kia laaun.?” Main ne un se poocha.





Baba Ji: “Beta koi naram si cheez le aana kele (?) ya saib (?) waghera.” Unhon ne jawab diya.




Amma Ji: “Kele aur saib se bhi koi pett bharta hai.” Unhon ne apne miaan ko dante houy kaha. “ Beta tum aeisa karna kele aur saib k saath saath teen burgers (?) bhi le lena.” Miaan ko daantne k baad mujhe mukhatib karte houy kaha.




Main: “Ji behtar Amma Ji.” Main ne kaha.




Tipu: “Wait bhai, main bhi aap k saafh chalta hoon.” Us ne uthte houy kaha.




Main: “Acha jaldi aao, train yahan kitni der rukti hai kuch patta nahi hai.” Main ne kaha.




Meri baat sunn kar Tipu foran upar waali seat se neeche utra aur phir hum dono train se neeche utar kar platform par aa gayd.




Platform par aa kar main ne idhar udhar dekhna shuru kar diya aur mujhe thorre se faasle par aik fruits wale ka thiyaa’n nazar aaya to main us taraf chal diya, wahan pohanch kar main ne fruits liye.




Main: “Bhai yahan burgers waghera wale ki dukaan hai.?” Main ne poocha.




Fruits wala: “Haan wo us taraf aik burger wale ki dukaan hai.” Us ne thorra sa aage ki taraf ishara kiya.




Main: “Chalo Tipu us taraf chalte hain.” Main ne kaha.




Ye keh kar main ne Tipu ka haath pakrra aur ussay apne saath liye burger wale k paas aa gaya, wahan pobanch kar main ne 6 burgers ka order diya aur saath mein aik aur shop se chip and nimko waghera khareedne laga.