Incest Badalte Rishte by Awara Romio

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Lund pe achi tarha lotion lagaane aur ussay lotion se chikna karne k baad Zohra bed pe lett jaati hai aur khud hi apni dono taangein bhi utha leti hai, phir Fazal us ki taangon ki taraf aa kar guthnon k bal beth jaata hai aur apne lund ki topi ko us ki choot k soorakh par rakh kar ragarrne lagta hai.




Zohra: “Ab daal bhi Faisal k Abbu.” Wo tarrapte houy kehti hai.




Zohra ki baat sunn kar Fazal ne zordaar jhatka maara aur apna poora lund aik hi jhatke mein us ki choot nein daal diya.




Zohra: “Haaaaaeeeeee main marrrrr gayiiiiiii zaaaalimmmmmm thorra thorraaaaa kar k nahiiiiii daaaalllll sakte thyyyyyy.” Wo sisakte houy kehti hai.




Fazal: “Tum ne khud hi to kaha tha k daal do.” Wo us k upar jhukte houy kehta hai.




Zohra: “Daaaallne se muraad ye thorri hai k poora aik hi khatke mein daal do, thorra thorra kar k nahi daal sakte thy.” Wo kehti hai.




Fazal: “Chalo next time thorra thorra kar k aur dheere dheere kar k daaluga.” Wo kehta hai.




Ye keh kar Fazal apne lund ko dheere dheere Zohra ki choot nein andar bahar karne lgta hai.




Zohra: “Aap har baar yahi kehte hain.” Wo shikwa bhare lehje mein karti hai.




Fazal: “Acha wada next time dheere se daaluga.” Wo kehta hai.




Ye keh kar Fazal mazeed jhukta hai aur Zohra k daaye’n gaal ko choom leta hai.




Zohra: “Last time bhi yahi wada kiya tha.” Wo kehti hai.




Ye kehte houy Zohra apni taangein Fazal ki kamar k gird kar leti hai aur ussay apni taangon mein jakarr leti hai.




Fazal ko apni taangon se jakarrne k baad Zohra apni kamar hila hila kar Fazal k jhatkon ka jawab dete houy us ka saath dene lagti hai.




Zohra: “Aaaahhhh aaaahhhh shaaaabaaashhh mere sherrrrr aaaahhhh phaaarrr do apni biwi ki choootttt koooo aaaahhhh zorrr seeeee hummmmmm aaaahhhhh uuuffffff.” Wo kehti hai.




Zohra ko sisakte houy dekh kar Fazal apne dhakon ki raftaar ko mazeed taiz kar deta hai aur us k nipples ko chooste houy taizi se apne lund ko us ki choot nein andar bahar karne lagta hai.




Thorri der is position mein chodne k baad Fazal apna lund Zohra ki choot se bahar nikaalta hai aur ussay gorri bana kar peeche se us ki choot mein lund daal deta hai.




Fazal peeche se Zohra ki choot mein lund daal kar zor zor se jhatke maarne lagta hai aur us k jhatke maarne se Zohra ki gaand bhi hilne lagti hai, thorri der baad Zohra ki choot Fazal k lund ko jhakarrne lagti.




Zohra: “Aaaahhhhh mainnnnn mainnnn gayiiiii.” Wo kehti hai.




Is k saath hi Zohra ki choot paani chorr deti hai aur phir Fazal ko bhi lagne lagta hai k us ka paani nikalne wala hai lehaza wo us ki kamar ko dono haathon se pakarr kar taiz taiz jhatke maarte houy apna paani us ki choot mein nikaal deta hai.

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Chudaai waghera se farigh hone k baad dono aik aik kar k garam paani se nahaate hain aur bed par aik doosre ki baanhon meim baahein daal kar let jaate hain.




Fazal: “To aakhirkaar apne chudakar bhatije ko apne saath le aai.” Wo kehta hai.




Ye keh kar Fazal apne aur apne saath soui houi apni biwi Zohra k upar razaai ko theek karta hai.




Zohra: “Haan, koun k aap to mujhe lene aaen nahi to ussay saath laana majboori ho gayi thi.” Wo kehti hai.




Ye kh kar Zohra karwat badalti hai aur apna chehra Fazal ki taraf kar leti hai.




Fazal: “Ussay shak to nahi hua.?” Wo poochta hai.



Zohra: “Bilkul bhi nahi har cheez plan k mutabiq houi thi to shak ka sawal hi paida nahi hota.” Wo kehti hai.




Fazal: “Bhai k ghar bhi us se chudwaya tha.?” Wo poochta hai aur apna haath us k mammon par rakh leta hai.




Zohra: “Haan, aik baar chudwaya tha aur aik baar train mein chudwaaya tha.” Wo jawab deti hai.




Fazal: “Acha is baar agar Tanveer yahan aaye to ussay apni phudi nahi dena.” Wo kehta hai.




Zohra: “Koun.?” Wo poochti hai.




Fazal: “Koun k us se chudwa kar tumhain koi faida nahi hua.” Wo jawab deta hai.




Zohra: “Us se chudwaane k liye kaha bhi to aap ne tha.” Wo kehti hai.




Fazal: “Agar mujhe patta hota k Tanveer se chudwaane k baad tumhain koi faida nahi hoga to main kabhi bhi us se chudwaane ka nahi kehta, saara kasoor us doctor ka hai.” Wo kehti hai.




Zohra: “Khair chorrein jo ho gaya so ho gaya.” Wo kehti hai.




Fazal: “Waise Sajid se chudwaane ka faida hua hai tumhain aur faida nazar bhi aa raha hai.” Wo kehta hai.




Zohra: “Aakhir wo mera khoon jo hai.” Wo kehti hai.




Fazal: “Hummmmm ye to hai tumhari aur us ki jens aik jo hain.” Wo kehta hai.




Ye keh kar Fazal apna haath Zohra k mammon se hatta kar us k kandhe par rakhta hai aur ussay apni taraf khainch kar apne seene se laga leta hai.




Jaise hi Zohra apne shohar k seene se lagti hai to apna chehra us k seene mein chupa leti hai.




Zohra: “Bas us lady doctor ki baat sach sabit ho jaae to jo humain hamaari mehnnat ka phal mil jaaega.” Wo kehti hai.




Fazal: “Theek.” Wo kehta hai.




Ye keh kar Fazal apne upar orrhi houi razaai ko theek karta hai aur Zohra k saath bilkul lag kar let jaata hai.




Fazal: “Waise tum ne abhi tak bataya nahi k tum ne apne Bhatije ko kaise phasaya.?” Wo poochta.




Upar ki manzil par soya hua Sajid is baat se be’khabar tha k neeche soui us ki sagi Phuphi Zohra ne ussay phasaaya tha.

 

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Fazal ka sawal sunn kar Zohra uth kar beth jaati hai aur apne dono baazu upar kar k apne baalon ka jhoorra baane lagti hai.




Fazal apne saamne bethi apni biwi ko apne dono baazu upar kar k jhoorra banaate houy dekhta hai to wo apne daaye’n haath se us k mamme dabaane lagte hai.




Zohra apne baal samettne k baad apne mammon par rakhe Fazal k haath ko kalaai se pakarrti hai aur ussay thorra sa upar kar k us k haath ki hatheli ko apne daaye’n mamme par rakh deti hai.




Fazal ka haath apne mamme par rakhne k baad Zohra apna haath Fazal k haath pe rakh kar zor deti hai jis se us ka mamma poori tarha se dabb jaata hai.




Zohra: “Last time jab Tanveer yahan aaya tha to aur baaqi sab bache bhi aaye thy to un k aane se aik hafta pehle mein Dr. SHEELA k paas gayi thi, us ne mera UTI (Urinary Track Infection) test liya tha to meri UTI ki report mein koi farq nahi tha wo waise hi thi.” Us ne jawab diya.




(UTI (Urinary Track Infection yaani masaane ki garmi, is bimaari mein orat ka Vaginal discharge hota rehta hai lekin agar musalsal sex hota rahe to is bimaari k lagne k chances bohat kam hote hain aur musalsal sex se ye bimaari khatam to ni hoti lekin kaafi had tak kam ho jaati hai.)




Fazal: “Phir.?” Wo poochta hai.




Zohra: “Phir main ne wahi bethe bethe socha k Tanveer aa raha hai to us se jam kar chudaai karwaaugi koun k dr. Sheela ne kaha tha k musalsal sex karwane se ye bimaari khatam ho jaati hai.” Wo jawab deti hai.




Fazal: “Phir tum ne Tanveer se sex karwaya.” Wo kehta hai aur us k mamme bhi dabaane lagta hai.




Zohra: “Haan, lekin jab main ne Tanveer k saath Sajid ko dekha to mera imaan us pe kharab ho gaya aur main ne soch liya k us se bhi sex karwa k dekhti hoon, lehaza main ne ussay phasaane ka aik plan banaaya.” Wo kehti hai.




Fazal: “Plan, kaisa plan.?” Wo poochta hai.




Zohra: “Yaad hai jab sab bache tv lounge mein bethe thy to main tumhare paaun se thokar kha kar seedhi Tanveer k upar giri thi.” Wo lehti hai.




Fazal: “Haan mujhe achi tarha yaad hai.” Wo kehta hai.




Zohra: “Main Tanveer pe jaan bhooj k giri thi koun k us k barabar mein Sajid betha tha aur main Sajid ko ye dikhana chahti thi k agar Tanveer mere mamme pakarr sakta hai to wo bhi pkar sakta hai.” Wo kehti hai.




Fazal: “Hummmmm tum to barri chalaak ho.” Wo kehta hai.




Ye keh kar Fazal us k mammon se haath hattaata hai aur us k daaye’n haath ko pakarr kar apne lund pe rakh deta hai.




Zohra: “Right,,, us k baad main apne jism par musalsal Sajid ki nazrein mehsoos kar rahi theen.” Wo kehti hai.




Ye kehte houy Zohra apne shohar k murjhaae houy lund ko muthi mein pakarr kar dheere dheere dabaane aur sehlaane lagti hai.




Fazal: “Phir.?” Wo poochta hai.




Zohra: “Phir raat mein jab mein Tanveer se chudwaane upar gayi to jaan bhooj kar Sajid k paaun ko hilaaya ta k wo jaag jaae.” Wo lehti hai.




Fazal: “Achaaaaaaa.” Wo kehta hai.




Zohra: “Jab main Tanveer se chudwa rahi thi to main ne balcony ki deewar par us ka saaya dekh liya tha is liye main zor zor se siskiya lene lagi ta k wo mujh pe aur garam ho jaae aur Tanveer se chudwaate waqt Sajid k baare mein aik baat bataai thi.” Wo kehti hai.




Ye keh kar Zohra apne daaye’n mamme par rakhe Fazal k haath ko wahan se utha kar apne baaye’n mamme par rakh deti hai.




Fazal: “Kon si baat bataai thi.?” Wo poochta hai.




Ye poochte houy Fazal apne haath ka dabaao daal kar Zohra k baaye’n mamme ko dabba deta hai.




Zohra: “Us ne bataya tha k Sajid aur Jamila ka aapas mein chakar hai.” Wo kehti hai.




Fazal: “Jamiiiiiilaaaaaaa, apni Jamila, Sajid ki khala.?” Wo herat se poochta hai.




Zohra: “Haan, apni Jamila.” Wo jawab deti hai.




Fazal: “I can’t believe it.” Wo herat se kehta hai.




Zohra: “Yaqeen to mujhe bhi nahi aaya tha lekin jab Tanveer ne baar baar kaha to mujhe us ki baat manna parri.” Wo kehti hai.




Fazal: “Phir.?” wo kehta hai.




Zohra: “Phir main ne ussi waqt tahiya kar liya k main ne bhi Sajid se chudwaana hai.” Wo kehti hai.

 

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Fazal: “Phir.?” Wo poochta hai.




Zohra: “Phir us k baad mujhe ziyada mehnat nahi karni parri Sajid ne khud hi mujhe chod diya aur main ne bhi apna aap us k hawaale kar diya.” Wo kehti hai.




Ye keh kar Zohra apna haath Fazal k lund k upar se hatta kar us k trouser mein daal deti hai aur us ka lund trouser se bahar nikaal deti hai.




Zohra: “Hummmmm, lagta hai issay abhi aur phudi chahiye.” Wo lund ko sehlaate houy kehti hai.




Fazal: “Meri jaan raat k dhaai bajjne wale hain aur mujhe subah University bhi jaana hai, kal 25th December hai to wahan is hawale se aik taqreeb hai.” Wo kehta hai.




Zohra: “Haan to chale jaana, main ne kab roka hai.” Wo kehti hai.




Ye keh kar Zohra apna chehra jhukaati hai aur Fazal ka lund mouh mein le kar choosna shuru kar deti hai.




Fazal: “Aaaahhhhh tum issay chorro gi to subah jaldi uth kar University jaaunga.” Wo kehta hai.




Zohra: “Acha thorri der choosne dein us k baad so jaaiyega.” Wo lund ko mouh se nikaal kar kehti hai.




Ye keh kar Zohra phir se Fazal ka lund mouh mein le leti hai aur zor zor se chooane lagti hai.




Thorri der lund choosne k baad Zohra seedhi ho kar bethti hai aur Fazal ka trouser upar kar k us ka lund andar daal deti hai, lund ko trouser k andar daalne k baad Zohra apni kamiz theek karti hai aur Fazal k seene par sar rakh kar so jaati hai.



Next Day (25th December 2003):-




Subah uth kar Zohra ne apne aur apne husband Fazal k liye naashta banaaya phir Fazal ussay le kar Dr. Sheela k paas gaya, Zohra ko wahan chorr kar wo University chala jaata hai.




Zohra: “Kaise hain dr. Sheela.?” Wo poochti hai.




Dr. Sheela: “I am fine, aap sunaaein aap kaisi hain.?” Wo poochti hai.




Zohra: “Main bhi theek hoon.” Wo jawab deti hai.




Dr. Sheela: “Aeisa karte hain pehle aap ka UTI test le lete hain baaqi baatein baad mein kareinge.” Wo kehti hai.




Ye keh kar Dr. Sheela apni chair se uthti hai aur Zohra ko le kar aik doosre kamre mein aa jaati hai wahan wo Zohra ka test leti hai, aadhe gante k baad dono wapas pehle wale kamre mein aa kar beth jaati hin.




Dr. Sheela apne haath mein mojood Zohra ki UTI report dekh rahi hoti hai aur Zohra us k saamne wali chair par bethi hoti hai.




Dr. Sheela: “Hummmmmm, much better, aap ki report pehle se kaafi achi hai balky bohat achi hain, lagta hai aap meri baaton par khoob amal kar rahi hain.” Wo kehti hai.




Kuch saal pehle Dr. Sheela ne hi ussay apne husband Fazal k ilawa aur bandon se sex karne ka kaha tha.




Zohra: “Ab aap se kia chupaana Dr Sheela bas aap yoon samjh lein k main roz hi kar rahi hoon aur enjoy bhi kar rahi hoon.” Wo muskuraate houy kehti hai.




Dr. Sheela: “Agar ye aapas ki baat hai to ye bhi batta dein k kitne bandon se karwa rahi hain.” Wo raazdarana andaz apnaate houy poochti hai.




Dr. Sheela ki baat par Zohra muskura kar sar jhuka leti hai.




Zohra: “Fazal k ilawa 2 se.” Wo jawab deti hai.




Dr. Sheela: “Hummmmm, good issi liye tumhari bimaari na hone k barabar reh gayi hai, bas issay continue rakhna ok.” Wo kehti hai.




Zohra: “Ok.” Wo kehti hai.




Ye keh kar Zohra wahan se rakshe mein beth k apne ghar aati hai aur seedhi kitchen mein ja kar har baar ki tarha apni report jala deti hai, report jalaane k baad wo tv lounge mein aa k Fazal ko phone karti hai.




Zohra: “Meri UTI ki report tasalli bekhsh hain.” Phone milne k baad wo kehti hai.




Fazal: “Achi baat hai aur report jala di thi.?” Wo poochta hai.




Zohra: “Haan.” Wo jawab de kar phone wapas rakh deti hai.



(Note:- kahani mein jahan ye pluses (++++) likhe houy nazar aaye to aap samjh jaaein k scenes tabdeel ho gaya hai.)

 

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Back to Sajid:-

Ph. Zohra: “Mere chanda ab uth bhi jaao, kab tak sote raho ge.” Unhon ne mujhe uthaate houy kaha.

Ye keh kar Phuphi Zohra ne mere upar se kambal hatta dia.

Main: “Sone de na Phupho, abhi time hi kia hua hai.” Main ne razaai mujh pe orrte houy kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Time hi kia hua hai, 11 bajjne wale hain, chalo utho aur mouh hath dho kar neeche aao.” Unhon ne mujhe kandhe se pakarr kar hilaate houy kaha.

Main: “Acha uth raha hoon.” Main ne apne upar se kambal hataaya aur aankhein malte houy kaha.

Main ne kaha aur apne upar se kambal hattaaya aur bed par uth kar beth gaya.

Ph. Zohra: “Din charrhe tak sona achi aadat nahi hai.” Unhon ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Phuphi Zohra ne meri taangon k upar parra hua kambal hattaaya aur ussay the karne lagi.

Main: “Phupho ye dekhein aap ko good morning keh raha hai.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main ne apne kharre lund ko haath mein pakarr kar hilaana shuru kar diya aur muskura kar unhain dekha to Phuphi Zohra mujhe hi dekh rahi theen.

Ph. Zohra: “Ye good morning nahi keh raha issay susu aaya hai.” Unhon ne muskuraate houy kaha.

Phuphi Zohra ko hanste dekh kar main bhi hansne laga.

Main: “Aap ki raat kaisi guzri.?” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main bed se kharra ho gaya.

Ph. Zohra: “Zabardast.” Unhon ne jawab diya.

Main: “Phupha be kitni baar kiya.?” Main ne poocha.

Ph. Zohra: “Aik baar kiya tha.” Unhon ne jawab diya.

Main: “Agar un ki jaga main hota to do baar karta aur dono baar aap ko do do baar farigh karta.” Main ne kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Aaj raat dekhu gi k kitni baar mujhe farigh karte ho.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Aap aaj raat mujh se chudwaaengi.?” Main ne poocha.

Ph. Zohra: “Ab bhaajne ko apne saath laai hoon to ussay phudi dena bhi mera farz hai.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Sirf phudi dengi, bund nahi.?” Main ne poocha.

Ph. Zohra: “Bund koun.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Aap ko bataya to tha k mujhe aap ki bund bohat pasand hai.” Main ne kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Chalo theek hai aaj raat bund bhi le lena.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Yaaaaahooooooo ye houi na phupho waali baat.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main ne aage barrh kar Phuphi Zohra ko apne gale se laga liya.

Ph. Zohra: “Acha ab maska lagana band karo aur mouh haath dhone jaao.” Unhon ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Phuphi Zohra ne mujhe apne aap se alag kiya aur kamre se bahar jaane lagi.

Main: “Phupho yaad se aap ne dinner mein kuch nahi khaana.” Main ne kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Koun.?” Unhon ne darwaze par ruk kar poocha.

Main: “Bund mein lund lene se pehle kuch bhi nahi khana chahiye.” Main ne kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Achaaaaaa ji,,, barri maloomaat hai janab ko bund maarne ki, lagta hai mujh se pehle bhi kisi ki bund maar chuke ho.” Wo jasoosi andaz apnaate houy kehti hain.

Ye keh kar Phuphi Zohra do qadam chal kar mere paas aaein aur mere saamne aa kar kharri ho gayein.

Ph. Zohra: “Sach sach bataao mujh se pehle kis ki bund maari hai.?” Unhon ne sanjeedgi se poocha.

Main: “Ab tumhain kia bataaun jaan k main ne kis kis ki bund maari hai.” Main ne khud se kaha.

 

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Mujhe apni socho mein gum dekh kar Phuphi Zohra ne mere chehre k aage chutki bajaai.

Ph. Zohra: “Kahan kho gaye.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Kahin nahi.” Main ne jawab diya.

Ph. Zohra: “To bataao phir kis ki bund maari hai.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Abhi tak to kisi ki nahi maari, haan main ne aap k baad jab bhi kisi ki maari to sab se pehle aap ko bataaunga.” Main ne jawab diya.

Ph. Zohra: “Jhooottt, tum jhoott bol rahe ho.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Nahi, main jhoott nahi bol raha, sachi main ne aaj tak aap k ilawa kisi ki bund nahi maari.” Main ne kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Tumhare chehre pe saaf saaf likha hai k tum jhoot bol rahe ho, khair chorro tum fresh hone jaao main tumhare liye nashta banaati hoon.” Unhon ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Phuphi Zohra kamre se bahar jaane lagi.

Main: “Ready to anal sex in tonight.” Main ne kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Tonight to aane do.” Unhon ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Phuphi Zohra kamre se bahar chali gayein aur main bathroom mein chala gaya, bathroom wagbera se farigh ho kar main neeche aa gaya.

Neeche aane k baad main seedha kitchen mein chala gaya jahan Phuphi Zohra chuhle k paas kharre ho kar kuch kaam kar rahi theen jab k un se thorre faasle par Zaib sink k paas kharre ho kar bartan dho rahi thi.

Main: “Good morning ladies.” Main ne kaha.

Zaib: “Good morning Sajid bhai.” Us ne meri taraf dekhte houy kaha.

Zaib k mouh se BHAI ka lafz sunn kar meri jhaantte tak jal gayein.

Main: “Behna bartan ache se dhona, kal bhi tum ne theek se nahi dhoye thy.” Main ne ussay cherrte houy kaha.

Zaib: “Bhai Jaan main bartan dhone k saath saath bandon ki dhulaai bhi ache se karti hoon.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Chalo phir bartan dhone k baad mujhe bhi dho dena.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main kitchen mein rakhi dining table k saath rakhi houein chairs mein se aik chair pe beth gaya aur apne saamne kharri dono Maa’n Beti ki bund ka aik doosre se moa’azna karne laga.

Phuphi Zohra ki bund Zaib ki bund se thorri si bahar ko nikli houi thi aur thorri si dheeli dheeli bhi nazar aa rahi thi jab k Zaib ki bund na sirf bahar ko nikli houi thi banky bahar nikalne k saath saath uthi houi bhi thi.

 

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Kehte hain orat ki chatti hiss (six sense bohat taiz hoti hai agar koi mard ussay ya us k jism k kisi bhi hisse ko dekh khoaan wo us k peeche hi koun na ho to ussay khabar ho jaati hai, us waqt bhi kuch aeisa hi hua tha.

Main Zaib aur us ki Ammi yaani apni Phuphi Zohra k bilkul peeche betha hua tha aur baari baari dono ki hilti gaandon ko dekh raha tha k achanak Zaib ne peeche murr kar dekha aur itefaaq se us waqt main ussi ki gaand ko dekh raha tha.

Mujhe apni gaand ko taarrte houy dekh kar Zaib ne apne gale mein daala hua dupatta phaila kar apni kamar pe aur kamar se neeche apni gaand pe phaila kar daal diya.

Zaib: “Ammi sink mein jalle houy kaaghaz parre thy, ye kahan se aaye.?” Us ne poocha.

Main ne dekha k Zaib ka sawaal sunn kar Phuphi Zohra aik dam se chonk gayi aur pehle gardan guma kar mujhe dekha phir apne barabar mein kharri houi apni beti ko dekha.

Ph. Zohra: “Nnnn nnnn nahi to, mmmm mmm main ne kuch nahi jalaaya.” Unhon ne jawab diya.

Zaib: “Main ne ye kab kaha k aap ne kuch jalaaya hai ya nahi, main ne aap ko bataaya hai k jalle houy kaghaz mile hain.” Us ne kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Tumhare Abu ya bhai ne koi kaaghaz waghera jalaaya hoga.” Unhon ne sambhalte houy jawab diya.

Phuphi Zohra k mouh se apne shohar Fazal aur apne bete Faisal ka zikar sunn kar main ne un se poocha.

Main: “Phuphi ye Faisal aur Phupha nazar nahi aa rahe.?” Main ne poocha.

Ph. Zohra: “Tumhare Phupha University gaye hain aur Faisal apni shop par gaya hai.” Unhon ne jawab diya.

Main: “Aaj to 25th December christmas day hai, Phupha aaj bhi University gaye hain.?” Main ne herat se poocha.

Ph. Zohra: “Beta Christmas k saath saath aaj Quaid-e-Azam ka yoom-e-paidash bhi hai to ussi hawaale se un ki University mein aik event hai.” Unhon ne jawab diya.

Zaib: “Ammi main ne bartan dho liye hain.” Us ne napkin se haath saaf karte houy kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Shabaash, chalo ab Sajid ko naashta do.” Unhon ne kaha.

Phuphi Zohra ki baat sunn kar Zaib ne mere aage naashta rakha aur kitchen se bahar chali gayi aur main Phuphi ki gaand ko dekhte houy naashta karne laga.

Nashta karne k baad main tv lounge mein aa kar beth gaya aur tv dekhne laga, mujhe tv dekhte houy thorri der hi guzri thi k Phupha Fazal bhi aa gaye.

Ph. Fazal: “As…………M.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Wa…………M.” Main ne jawab diya.

Ph. Fazal: “Aur bai jawaan kaise ho, kia ho raha hai.?” Unhon ne sofe par bethte houy poocha.

Main: “I am fine, bas time paas kar raha hoon.” Main ne jawab diya.

Ph. Fazal: “Agar bore ho rahe ho to Faisal ki shop par chale jaao, time bhi paas ho jaaega aur tumhari boriyat bhi door ho jaaegi.” Unhon ne kaha.

Itne mein Phuphi Zohra kitchen se bahar aaein aur apne shohar ko paani se bhara glass la kar diya.

Ph. Zohra: “Kaisa raha aap ka event.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Ph. Fazal: “Bas theek tha.” Unhon ne jawab diya.

Main: “Phupha aap ne idia to acha diya hai.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main ne apna mobile nikaala aur Faisal ka number dial karne laga.

 

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On Call:-

Faisal: “Hello.” Us ne call received karne k baad kaha.

Main: “Hy, yaar jaldi se apni shop ka address bataao.?” Main ne poocha.

Faisal: “Kheriyat bhai, kia tum Saddar mein ho is waqt.?” Us ne poocha.

Main: “Nahi yaar, main is waqt ghar pe hoon aur tumhare paas shop pe aane ka soch raha hoon.” Main ne kaha.

Faisal: “Most welcome bhai, tumhari apni shop hai jab marzi aana chaaho aa jao.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Aaunga to tab jab tum mujhe address bataao ge.” Main ne kaha.

Faisal: “Yaar tum ne GTS Chowk to dekha hua hai.?” Us ne poocha.

Main: “GTS Chowk.?” Main ne yaad karne wale andaaz mein kaha.

Faisal: “Yaar jahan pe Rahat Café hai, jahan pe hum ne chicken polao khaya tha.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Acha wo café jahan tere dono kabab bhi main ne kha liye thy.” Main ne kaha.

Faisal: “Haan, wahi cafe, wo GTS Chowk kehlaata hai.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Haan, wo chowk dekha hua hai.” Main ne kaha.

Faisal: “Good, us se aage Kamran Market aati hai bas ussi market mein meri shop hai.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Ok, main abhi tiyaar ho k aata hoon.” Main ne kaha.

Faisal: “Ok.” Us ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Faisal ne call cut kar di.

Main: “Phupha main Faisal k paas shop par ja raha hoon.” Main ne sofe se uthte houy kaha.

Ph. Fazal: “Theek hai beta.” Unhon ne kaha.

Uthne k baad main upar wale floor par aaya aur apne beg se jens ki pent aur aik t-shirt nikaali aur bathroom mein change karne chala gaya.

Change karne k baad jab main neeche aaya to dekha Zaib burqa pehne sofe par bethi hai.

Ph. Zohra: “Sajid issay bhi ussi taraf apni aik saheli k ghar jaana hai to tum issay bhi apne saath le jaao.” Unhon ne mujhe seehrriya utarte houy dekha to kaha.

Main: “Lekin main to kaafi der baad wapas aaunga to ye wapas kaise aaegi.?” Main ne poocha.

Zaib: “Main rakshe pe beth kar wapas aa jaaungi.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Ok.” Main ne be’fikri se kaha.

Ye keh kar main ne apni jens ki pocket se car ki chaabi nikaali aur ussay ungli par gumaate houy ghar se bahar jaane laga.

Ph. Zohra: “Sajid car k bajaae Faisal ki bike le jaao, Kamran Market k paas parking ka barra masla hota hai.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Faisal apni bike par nahi jaata.?” Main ne poocha.

Zaib: “Bhai k saath shop par jo uncle hote hain, bhai un k saath car mein aate jaate hain.” Us ne jawab diya.

Main: “Ok, phir bike ki chaabi le aao.” Main ne kaha.

Meri baat sunn kar Zaib ne tv trolley k saath deewaar par nasb key stands se Faisal ki bike ki chaabi uthaai aur mujhe la kar de di.

Zaib k haath se chaabi le kar main ne Faisal ki bike ghar se bahar nikaali aur ussay aik kaprre se saaf kar k betha aur kick maar k bike start ki.

Main: “Betho.” Main ne kaha.

Meri baat sunn kar Zaib ne apne daaye’n haath ko mere daaye’n kandhe par rakha aur mere kandhe ka sahara le kar mere peeche dono taangein aik side par kar k beth gayi.

Zaib: “Aap ko bike chalaani to aati hai na is liye ehtiyaat se chalana.” Bethne k baad us ne kaha.

Main: “Nahi, main pehli baar bike chala raha hoon is liye tumhain zaroor giraaunga.” Main ne tanz karte houy kaha.

Zaib: “Agar main giri to apne saath aap ko bhi gira doongi.” Us ne kaha.

 

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Main: “Aaj pehli baar mere saath bike par itni khoobsurat aur haseen-o-jameel larki bethi hai, giraane ka to sawaal hi paida nahi hota, agar gira bhi to main khud gir jaaunga lekin tumhain girne nahi doonga.” Main ne romaanvi lehje mein kaha.

Ye keh kar main ne bike ko pehle gear mein daala aur ussay aage barrha diya.

Zaib: “Aaappp pe phir line maarne ka bhoot sawaar ho gaya.” Us ne mujhe kandhe se pakarrte houy kaha.

Main: “Tum lag hi itni achi rahi ho k line maarne ka dil kar raha hai.” Main ne kaha.

Zaib: “Ye line Multan waali pe ya Karachi waali pe maarein, Pindi waali pe nahi.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Multan waali line maarne nahi deti aur Karachi waali pe Pindi waali line maarne nahi deti.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main bike ko daaye’n taraf morra aur ussay main road par le aaya, ab hum aik barre se road k upar se guzar rahe thy.

Zaib mere peeche thorra sa faasla rakh kar bethi thi aur meri baat ka jawab dene k liye baar baar apna chehra mere kandhe k paas la kar jawab de rahi thi.

Main: “Tumhari saheli ka ghar kis taraf hai.?” Main ne poocha.

Zaib: “Kamran Market se thorra sa aage Gawal Mandi hai wahan pe us ka ghar hai.” Us ne jawab diya.

Main: “Gawar Mandi.?” Main ne herat se poocha.

Zaib: “Gawaar nahi, Gawal Mandi.” Us ne thorra unchi aawaz nein kaha.

Main: “Ohhh Gawal Mandi, mujhe laga tum ne Gawar Mandi kaha hai.” Main ne kaha.

Zaib: “Apne kaanon ka ilaaj karwaaein main ne Gawar nahi Gawal Mandi kaha tha.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Tumhain raasta patta hai.?” Main ne poocha.

Zaib: “Ji, patta hai.” Us ne jawab diya.

Main bike ko ehtiyaat se chala raha tha jaise hi hum GTS Chowk par pohanche to green light dekh kar main ne bike ki speed barrha di lekin jaise hi hum Chowk k kareeb pohanche to signal band ho gaya jis ki waja se mujhe break lagaani parri jis ki waja se bije jhatke se ruk gayi.

Aik damm break lagaane se Zaib meri peeth se aa lagi aur us k dono mamme meri peeth se lag kar dabb gaye.

Zaib: “Aaaaaaaaaa.” Us ne halki si cheekh maari.

Cheekh maarne k baad Zaib peeche ho kar beth gayi.

Zaib: “Ye kia tha Sajid bhai, main girte girte bachi hoon.” Us ne thorra ghusse se kaha.

Main: “Wo green light thi to main ne socha k speed mein nikal jaaunga lekin chowk tak pohanchte pohanchte red light ho gayi.” Main ne kaha.

Zaib: “Agar main gir jaati to.?” Us ne poocha.

Main: “To main tumhain zameen pe girne se pehle thaam leta.” Main ne jawab diya.

Zaib: “Aur mujhe thaamne k chakar mein khud bhi mere upar gir jaate.” Un ne kaha.

Main: “Hahahaha.” Main ne hansne laga.

Zaib: “Ab hanse nahi signal khulne wala hai wahan dehaan dein.” Us ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Zaib ne aik baar phir apna haath mere kandhe pe rakh diya, thorri der baad signal khul gaya aur main ne bike aage barrha di, jaise hi hum Kamran Market k paas pohanche to halki halki bunda bandi shuru ho gayi.

Main: “Hainn, abhi to dhoop nikli thi ye barish kahan se shuru ho gayi.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main ne bike ko baaye’n taraf morra to achanak halki halki si bunda bandi taiz barish mein tabdeel ho gayi aur jaise hi barish taiz houi main ne bike ko aik ganne darakht k neeche ja k rok diya.

Zaib: “Aik to hamare shehar k mosam ka kabhi bhi patta nahi chalta, pal mein tola pal mein maasha.” Us ne bike se utarte houy kaha.

Ye keh Zaib thorra sa peeche ho kar darakht se apni peeth laga kar kharri ho gayi.

 

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Barish dheere dheere mazeed taiz hoti ja rahi thi aur barish ki bundeun darakht k patton k darmiyan se hoti houi hum dono k kaprron ko bhigoe ja rahi theen.

Main: “Yaar barish to rukne ka naam hi nahi le rahi.” Main ne idhar udhar dekhte houy kaha.

Zaib: “Agar mujhe patta hota k barish hone wale hai to main HINA (Zaib’s friend name) ko apne na aane ka batta deti.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Aik kaam karte hain wo Tabarak Restaurant & BBQ nazar aa eaha hai wahan chalte hain.” Main ne kaha.

Zaib: “Nahi Sajid Bhai, mujhe hoteling karna pasand nahi hai.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Main tumhain date par le kar nahi ja raha, agar yahan kharre rahe to hamare kaprre bheeg jaaeinge aur sardi lag jaaegi.” Main ne kaha.

Meri baat sunn kar Zaib ne sar utha kar darakht k patton se aati latadaat bundon ko dekha aur phir baaye’n taraf banne Tabarak Restaurant ko dekha.

Main: “Kia soch rahi ho, chalo aao.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main bike par betha aur Zaib ko apne peeche bethne ka ishara kiya, mera ishara samjh kar Zaib do qadam chal kar aage aai aur apne sar pe apna handbag rakh kar mere peeche bike par beth gayi.

Zaib k apne peeche bethte hi main ne kick maar kar bike start ki aur ussay jaldi se Tabarak Restaurant k paas le gaya, thorri der baad hum dono restaurant k andar bethe barish k rukne ka intezar kar rahe thy.

Main: “Kia logi tea ya coffee.?” Main ne poocha.

Zaib: “Kuch nahi.” Us ne jawab diya.

Main: “Aray ab andar aaein hi hain to kuch order kar dete hain, nahi to restaurant wale humain faaltu bethe dekhe dein to restaurant se jaane ka keh denge.” Main ne kaha.

Zaib: “Acha phir coffee mangwa lein.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Ye houi na baat fffff.” Main ne nichle hont ko andar ki jaanib kiya.

Zaib: “Khabardaar jo mujhe Football kaha to.” Us ne warning dene wale andaz mein kaha.

Main: “Dear main FAIRY kehne wala tha.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main ne apne chehre par dil’kash si muskuraahat sajaai aur apne saamne bethi Zaib ki taraf dekha.

Zaib ko dekhne k baad main ne aik waiter ko haath k ishaare se bulaaya aur ussay do coffee laane ka kaha.

Zaib: “Oooohhhhh Fairy, flirt karne ki koshish kar rahe hain mere saath.?” Us ne waiter k jaane k baad tafsheeshi andaaz apnaate houy apne maathe par shikne la kar poocha.

Main: “Dear main flirt maarne ki koshish nahi kar raha, balky baqaida flirt kar raha hoon.” Main ne chehre par kameengi sajaate houy kaha.

Mere chehre aur meri aankhon mein kameengi k rang dekh kar Zaib ne mujhe herat se dekha phir apne handbag se apna mobile nikaala.

Zaib: “Abhi Faisal Bhai ko call kar k bataati hoon k aap ki behan k saath us ka cousin flirt kar raha hai.” Us ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Zaib apne mobile par jhoot moott ka number dial karne lagi aur number dial karne k baad mobile ko kan se laga liya.

Zaib: “Hello, Faisal bhai jaldi se aaein mujhe Sajid bhai cherr rahe hain.” Us ne kaha.

Zaib ko kaan se mobile laga kar baat karte dekh kar main hansne laga, itne mein mere mobile par ring tune bajji, main ne jaib se mobile nikaal kar dekha to wo Faisal ki call thi.

Main: “Hainnnnnnnn, tumhara bhai to mujhe call kar raha hai to tum ne apne kon se bhai ko call milaai hai.?” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main ne apna mobile apne saamne bethi apni cousin Zaib k saamne kar diya.

Main: “Bhai, Sajid bhai mujhe cherr rahein hain… hunnnnn.” Main ne mazaak urraane wale andaz mein kaha.

Ye keh kar main ne call ok ki aur mobile ko kaan se lagaya.