Incest Badalte Rishte by Awara Romio

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On Call:-

Main: “Hello.” Main ne kaha.

Faisal: “Yaae kahan reh gaye.?” Us ne poocha.

Zaib mujhe mobile par baat karte houy bure bure mouh banna kar dekh rahi thi.

Main: “Bas ghar se nikal e waale hain.” Main ne jawab diya.

Zaib ne herat se mouh khola.

Faisal: “Tum abhi tak ghar pe hi ho.?” Us ne poocha.

Main: “Haan, bas hum nikalne waale hain.” Main ne jawab diya.

Jawab de kar main ne Zaib ko muskura kar dekha.

Faisal: “Hum….! Aur kon aa raha hai tumhare saath.?” Us ne poocha.

Main: “Zaib.” Main ne jawab diya.

Itne mein waiter ne hamari table par coffee k cups la kar rakhe.

Faisal: “Wo koun tumhare saath aa rahi hai.?” Us ne poocha.

Main: “Zaib ko apni dost k ghar jaana hai to main ussay us ki dost k ghar drop kar k tumhare paas aaunga.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main ne apne saamne rakha hua coffee ka cup utha kar apne nazdeek kiya aur us mein sugar milaane laga.

Faisal: “To wo wapas kaise aaegi.?” Us ne poocha.

Faisal ka sawal sunn kar main ne apne kaan se mobile hattaaya aur Zaib ko mukhaatib kiya.

Main: “Tum ghar wapas kaise jaaogi.?” Main ne poocha.

Zaib: “Raksha kar k.” Us ne jawab diya.

Main: “Wo keh rahi hai main raksha kar wapas ghar chali jaaungi.” Main ne mobile mein kaha.

Faisal: “Ok, jaldi aao.” Us ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Faisal ne call cut kar di.

Zaib: “Aap ne bhai se jhoot koun bola.?” Us ne poocha.

Main: “To ussay yeh kehta k tumhari behan mere saath hai aur hum hotel mein bethe coffee pi rahe hain, kia sochta wo hamare baare mein.” Main ne thorra ghussa dikhaate houy kaha.

Meri baat sunn kar Zaib apne coffee k cup ko dekhne lagi.

Main: “Ab jaldi se coffee khatam karo koun k barish ruk gayi hai.” Main ne kaha.

Us k baad kuch khaas nahi hua hum ne jaldi jaldi apni coffee khatam ki, phir main ne Zaib ko us ki dost k ghar drop kiya aur wahan se seedha Kamran Market apne cousin Faisal k paas us ki cosmetic ki shop par aa gaya.

Faisal: “Aur kia khaaye ga piye ga.?” Us ne poocha.

Main: “Kuch bhi nahi, bas naashta kar k seedha yahan aa gaya.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main shop mein rakhi mukhtalif cheezo ko dekhne laga.

Faisal: “Kaisi lagi meri shop.?” Us ne poocha.

Main: “Zabardastttt, waaahhhh tere to maze hain yaar kaam ka kaam pondi ki pondi.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main ne shop k saamne lage sheeshe k bahar aati jaati ladies ko dekhne laga.

Faisal: “Bas yaar, college k baad yahan aa jaata hoon.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Achaaaa hai.” Main ne kaha.

Itne mein do ladies shop mein aaein aur Faisal un k saath masroof ho gaya, jab k main sheeshe k bahar aati jaati ladies ko dekhne mein masroof ho gaya.

Shop mein Faisal k ilawa do log aur bhi thy aik uncle jin ki umar 45 k kareeb hogi aur naam MAQSOOD tha aur aik 14-15 saal ka larka tha.

Mujhe pondi karte houy maza aa raha tha aur mera time paas bhi acha ho raha tha k mere mobile par Samreen ka message aaya.

 

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Main: “Hi, h r u.?” Main ne likha aur send kar diya.

Message send karne k baad main ne daaye’n taraf dekha to shop mein do larrkiyan make up ka saaman dekh rahi theen, mujhe apni taraf dekhte dekh kar un mein se aik larki ne mujhe dekha aur aik jhalak dekhne k baad apna mouh doosri taraf kar k kharri ho gayi.

Ab us larki ki gaand mere saamne thi aur main us ki gaand ko dekhne laga, mujhe us ki gaand ko dekhte houy thorri der hi houi thi k mere mobile par message aaya.

Samreen: “I am fine, aap kaise hain aur Phupho kaisi hain.?” Us ne poocha.

Main: “Yahan sab theek hain, patta hai abhi thorri der pehle yahan barish houi thi.” Main ne us k message ka jawab diya.

Samreen k message ka jawab de kar main phir se us larki ki gaand dekhne laga.

Samreen: “Wwwwoooo barish, I love barish.” Us ka message aaya.

Main: “I love too.” Main ne kaha.

Samreen: “Aap ko bhi barish achi lagti hai.?” Us ne poocha.

Main: “Haan, mujhe bhi barish achi lagti hai.” Main ne kaha.

Dono larkiyan mere saamne se guzarte houy shop se bahar chali gayein, shop se bahar ja kar ussi larki ne palatt kar mujhe dekha aur jaise hi us ne mujhe dekha main ne to main ne apne honton pe halki si muskan saja kar ussay dekha.

Samreen: “Kaash main is waqt pindi mein hoti to barish enjoy kar rahi hoti.” Us ka message aaya.

Main: “Haan, agar tum yahan hoti to main tumhain apne peeche bike par bitha kar Murree le jaata.” Main ne kaha.

Samreen: “Lekin afsos main wahan nahi hoon, ???.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Acha Samreen, agar tum yahan hoti to mere saath Murree chalti.?” Main ne poocha.

Itne mein Faisal mere paas aa gaya aur mere saath betth gaya.

Faisal: “Kis se chating ho rahi hai.?” Us ne mere kandhe pe haath rakhte houy poocha.

Main: “Teri hone wali bhabhi se.” Main ne jawab diya.

Itne mein Samreen ka message aa gaya.

Samreen: “Patta nahi.” Us ne message mein likha.

Main Samreen ka message parrhne laga k shop ka darwaza khulla aur 3 ladies aur 2 girls shop mein dakhil houein.

Faisal: “Chal tu Bhabhi (Uzma) se baatein kar main customers ko dekh loon, aaj Christmas hai to rash thorra ziyada hai.” Us ne kaha.

Ye keh kar Faisal wahan se chala gaya, us k jaane k baad main Samreen se chating mein masroof ho gaya.

Main: “Kia matlab patta nahi, yaar bataao na.?” Main ne poocha.

Samreen: “Wahan hoti to dekhti, but I am hear, not where.” Us ne mere message ka jawab diya.

Main: “Acha abhi mere saath Murree chalo gi.?” Main ne poocha.

Samreen: “Main yahan Karachi mein bethi hoon, aap k saath Murree kaise ja sakti hoon.” Us ne jawab diya.

Main: “Aray jhoot moott ka chalne ka keh raha hoon.” Main ne kaha.

Samreen: “Jhoot moott ka matlab, main kuch samjhi nahi.?” Us ne poocha.

Main: “Dear, imagine karo k tum yahan Pindi mein ho aur main tumhain apne saath Murree le jaane k liye keh raha hoon.” Main ne kaha.

Samreen: “Ooohhhh I seeee, ok.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Kia ok, chalna hai mere saath ya nahi.?” Main ne poocha.

Samreen: “Ok matlab yes.” Us ne jawab diya.

Main: “Ye houi na girlfriend waali baat.” Main ne ussay imagine karte houy kaha.

 

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Samreen: “Ok boy friend.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Ooohhhh to aaj tum ne tasleem kar liya k main tumhara boy friend hoon.?” Main ne poocha.

Samreen: “Jhoott moott k not asli wale.” Us ne jawab diya.

Main: “Hummmm ok chalo betho mere peeche.” Main ne kaha.

Samreen: “Beth gayi.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Burrrrrr burrrrrrr burrrrrrr burrrrrrr.” Maun ne kaha.

Samreen: “Burrrrrr burrrrrrr burrrrrrr? Ye kia hai.?” Us ne poocha.

Main: “Dear main bike chala raha hoon to us ki aawaz hai.” Main ne kaha.

Samreen: “Hahahahaha, mujhe bohat hansi aa rahi ha, burrrrrrr burrrrrrr.” Us ne kaha.

Samreen ka message parrh k main bhi hansne laga.

Main: “Hum Murree pohanch gaye dear GF.” Maun ne kaha.

Samreen: “Itni jaldi wowwww aap to bohat taiz bike chalaate hain.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Thanx, ab main tumhara haath pakarr k barf pe chal raha hoon.” Main ne kaha.

Samreen: “Haaaaaatthhhh pakarrrrrr k.?” us ne poocha.

Main: “Haan, haath pakarr k koun k tum meri GF ho na is liye.” Main ne kaha.

Samreen: “Hummmmm bohat sardi hai.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Tumhain sardi lag rahi hai, ab main ne tumhain apne saath laga liya hai aur kandhe se kandha mila kar chal raha hoon.” Main ne kaha.

Samreen: “Wo mujhe Mehnaz Bhabhi bula rahi hain, main aap se baad mein baat karti hoon.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Ok I am waiting your sms.” Main ne kaha.

Samreen ko message karne k baad main ne phir se pondi karna shuru kar di.

Main: “Samreen ko dheere dheere line pe laana parrega, aaj k liye itna kaafi hai.” Main ne sheeshe k bahar dekhte houy khud se kaha.

Us k baad main Faisal ki dukaan par betha pondi bhi karta raha aur Faisal se baatein bhi karta raha, is beech do gante kaise guzre patta hi nahi chala.

Thorri der baad main aur Faisal apne saamne show case pe rakhi channa chaatt kha rahe thy k Shop ka sheeshe wala darwaza khulla aur Zaib aik larki k saath andar aati houi dikhaai di.

Zaib: “Aap abhi tak yahi pe hain.?” Us ne andar aate houy mujh se poocha.

Main: “Haan.” Main ne jawab diya.

Jawab de kar main ne Zaib k saath aai larki ki taraf dekha.

Zaib: “Mere bhai ko to tum jaanti ho (wo larki se mukhatib houi) ye mere Chotte Maamu k barre bete hain Sajid (us ne mera ta’aruf karwaya) aur Sajid bhai ye meri dost hai Hina.” Us ne apni dost ka mujh se ta’aruf karyaate houyy kaha.

Main ne sar k ishaare se Hina ko salam kiya aur us ne muskura kar mere salaam ka jawab diya.

Zaib: “Bhai issay neal polish k new shades dikhaaein.” Us ne apne bhai se kaha.

Zaib ki baat sunn kar Faisal ne apne peeche deewar k saath banne houy reks se neal polish nikaal nikaal kar apni behan aur behan ki dost Hina k saamne rakhne laga, jab k main chaatt khaate houy Hina ko aur us ki bahar nikli houi gaand ko dekh raha tha.

Hina ne peele rang ki kameez k neeche neele rang ki jens pehni houi thi

 

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Main chaatt khaate houy Hina ki gaand ka nazara kar raha tha aur wo meri cousin Zaib k saath kharre ho kar neal polish k sheds dekh rahi thi.

Faisal aik aik kar k Zaib aur Hina ko neal polish k sheds dikha raha tha k dukaan k lead line number par bell houi, Uncle Maqsood ne phone uthaya aur doosti taraf mojood shakhs se baat karne lage.

Uncle Maqsood: “Faisal beta tumhare ghar se phone hai.” Unhon ne kaha.

Uncle ki baat sunn kar Faisal un k paas gaya aur un k haath se phone le kar phone par baat karne laga, main chaatt khaate houy ye saari kaarwaai dekh raha tha.

Faisal: “Sajid, (mujhe mukhatib kiya) Ammi pooch rahi hain k tum khana khaao ge.?” Us ne poocha.

Main: “Nahi.” Main ne mukhtasar sa jawab diya.

Mera jawab sunn kar Faisal ne phone par kuch kaha.

Faisal: “Sajid Ammi tum se baat karna chahti hain.” Us ne mujhe phone k paas bulaate houy kaha.

Faisal ki baat sunn kar main apni jaga se utha aur Faisal k paas ja kar us k haath se phone liya aur ussay kaan se laga diya.

Main: “Hello.” Main ne kaha.

Mujhe phone de kar Faisal wapas dono girls k paas chala gaya.

Ph. Zohra: “Tum ne khaane ka koun mana kiya.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Phupho 11am bajje to naashta kiya hai main aur abhi channa chaatt bhi kha raha hoon to mere pett mein lunch ki gunjaish nahi hai.” Main ne jawab diya.

Ph. Zohra: “Main apne aur tumhare Phupha k liye roti banna rahi thi to socha tum se bhi pooch loon.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Khair hai phupho, aap mere khane peene ki fikar nahi karein, yahan Faisal mera poora khayal rakh raha hai.” Main ne kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Achi baat hai.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Aik minute phupho, mujhe kuch kehna hai.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main shop mein mojood sabhi logon ko dekha, Faisal apni behan Zaib aur us ki saheli Hina ko neal polish dikhaane mein masroof tha, Uncle Maqsood un se thorre se faasle par bethe unhain dekh rahe thy aur wo larka shop se bahar gaya hua tha.

Ph. Zohra: “Haan bolo.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Aap ne lunch to karna hai lekin yaad se aap ne aaj ka dinner nahi karna.” Sab ko dekhne k baad main ne dheemi aawaz mein kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Dinner ka time aane do phir dekhe gein.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Dekhe gein nahi, aap ne nahi karna ok.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main ne phone wapas rakh diya aur wapas apni jaga par aa kar beth gaya, us k baad koi khaas baat nahi houi.

Hina neal polish k do sheds le kar rakshe mein beth kar apne ghar chali gayi aur Faisal Zaib ko apni bike par ghar chorrne chala gaya aur ussay ghar chorr kar wapas shop par aa gaya.

Main 4 bajje tak shop par raha aur phir bike par beth kar apne Phupha Fazal k ghar ki taraf rawana ho gaya.

 

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Ghar aane k baad main upar wale kamre mein ja kar so gaya, 7 bajje k kareeb mobile ki ring tune ki waja se meri aankh khuli, main ne takiye k saath rakha apna mobile uthaya aur us ki screen ko dekha to us pe “Bh. Mehnaz calling” likha hua nazar aaya.

On Call:-

Main: “Hello.” Main ne neend se doobi aawaz mein kaha.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Hello, lagta hai tum so rahe thy.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Haan.” Main ne jawab diya.

Jawab de kar main ne apni upar se kambal hattaaya aur uth kar beth gaya.

Bh. Mehnaz: “So rahe thy, matlab khowab bhi dekh rahe hoge.?” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Khowab,,, haan khowab bhi dekh raha tha.” Main ne jawab diya.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Ooohhh, phir to main ne tumhain khowab se jaga diya,,, kia dekh rahe thy khowab mein.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Aap ko dekh raha tha.” Main ne apne card khailte houy jawab diya.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Mujheeeeeee, koun, mujhe koun dekh rahe thy.?, jissay dekhna hai ussay dekho.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Ussay to roz dekhta hoon, socha aaj aap ko dekhu.” Main ne kaha.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Achaaaaaa, phir kia dekha khowab mein.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Dekha to kuch nahi sirf baatein ki.” Main ne jawab diya.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Sirf baatein ki, kiya kuch nahi.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Karna to bohat kuch chahta tha lekin…..” Itne keh kar main khamosh ho gaya.

Ye kehte houy main ne apne trouser ko thorra sa loose kiya koun k mere lund mein dheere dheere tanaao paida hona shuru ho gaya tha.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Lekin…..?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Lekin aap ne call kar k jaga diya.” Main ne jawab diya.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Oooohhhhh bad luck.” Unhon ne afsurdagi se kaha.

Main: “Yes, my bed luck.” Main ne kaha.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Waise kia karna chahte thy.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Aap ko goomaane ka program tha.” Main ne jawab diya.

Ye keh kar main ne apne lund ko muthi mein pakarr liya koun k wo poori tarha kharra ho gaya tha.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Tum Lahore to aa rahe ho na, to yahan aa kar mujhe goomaane ka apna program poora kar lena.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Lahore se yaad aaya, aap aur Taai Rukhsana Lahore k liye rawana houy.?” Main ne poocha.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Yes, in fact hum railway station par hain.” Unhon ne jawab diya.

Main: “That’s good.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main ne apne lund ko trouser k upar se muthi mein pakrra aur sehlaana shuru kar diya.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Tum ne Lahore laazmi aana hai ok.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Saaf bolo k mujhe chodne aana hai.” Main ne lund sehlaate houy khud se kaha.

Main bed pe beth kar apne kandhe par kambal daale aur lund ko trouser k upar se apne daaye’n haath ki muthi mein pakarr kar dheere dheere sehla raha tha aur baaye’n haath mein mobile ko apne baaye’n kaan se lagaae Bhabhi Mehnaz se baatein bhi kar raha tha, main lund sehlaate houy baar baar darwaze ki taraf bhi nazar daal raha tha koun k darwaza band to tha lekin lock nahi tha.

Main: “Ok bhabhi, main aane ki poori poori koshish karuga.” Main ne kaha.

Yeh keh kar main ne call cut kar di aur jaiae hi main ne call cut ki ussi waqt kamre ka darwaza khulla aur Faisal andar aata hua dikhaai diya, darwaza khullne ki aawaz sunn kar main ne apne lund se apna haath hatta liya aur ussay dekhne laga.

 

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Ghar aane k baad main upar wale kamre mein ja kar so gaya, 7 bajje k kareeb mobile ki ring tune ki waja se meri aankh khuli, main ne takiye k saath rakha apna mobile uthaya aur us ki screen ko dekha to us pe “Bh. Mehnaz calling” likha hua nazar aaya.

On Call:-

Main: “Hello.” Main ne neend se doobi aawaz mein kaha.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Hello, lagta hai tum so rahe thy.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Haan.” Main ne jawab diya.

Jawab de kar main ne apni upar se kambal hattaaya aur uth kar beth gaya.

Bh. Mehnaz: “So rahe thy, matlab khowab bhi dekh rahe hoge.?” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Khowab,,, haan khowab bhi dekh raha tha.” Main ne jawab diya.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Ooohhh, phir to main ne tumhain khowab se jaga diya,,, kia dekh rahe thy khowab mein.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Aap ko dekh raha tha.” Main ne apne card khailte houy jawab diya.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Mujheeeeeee, koun, mujhe koun dekh rahe thy.?, jissay dekhna hai ussay dekho.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Ussay to roz dekhta hoon, socha aaj aap ko dekhu.” Main ne kaha.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Achaaaaaa, phir kia dekha khowab mein.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Dekha to kuch nahi sirf baatein ki.” Main ne jawab diya.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Sirf baatein ki, kiya kuch nahi.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Karna to bohat kuch chahta tha lekin…..” Itne keh kar main khamosh ho gaya.

Ye kehte houy main ne apne trouser ko thorra sa loose kiya koun k mere lund mein dheere dheere tanaao paida hona shuru ho gaya tha.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Lekin…..?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Lekin aap ne call kar k jaga diya.” Main ne jawab diya.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Oooohhhhh bad luck.” Unhon ne afsurdagi se kaha.

Main: “Yes, my bed luck.” Main ne kaha.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Waise kia karna chahte thy.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Aap ko goomaane ka program tha.” Main ne jawab diya.

Ye keh kar main ne apne lund ko muthi mein pakarr liya koun k wo poori tarha kharra ho gaya tha.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Tum Lahore to aa rahe ho na, to yahan aa kar mujhe goomaane ka apna program poora kar lena.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Lahore se yaad aaya, aap aur Taai Rukhsana Lahore k liye rawana houy.?” Main ne poocha.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Yes, in fact hum railway station par hain.” Unhon ne jawab diya.

Main: “That’s good.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main ne apne lund ko trouser k upar se muthi mein pakrra aur sehlaana shuru kar diya.

Bh. Mehnaz: “Tum ne Lahore laazmi aana hai ok.” Unhon ne kaha.

Main: “Saaf bolo k mujhe chodne aana hai.” Main ne lund sehlaate houy khud se kaha.

Main bed pe beth kar apne kandhe par kambal daale aur lund ko trouser k upar se apne daaye’n haath ki muthi mein pakarr kar dheere dheere sehla raha tha aur baaye’n haath mein mobile ko apne baaye’n kaan se lagaae Bhabhi Mehnaz se baatein bhi kar raha tha, main lund sehlaate houy baar baar darwaze ki taraf bhi nazar daal raha tha koun k darwaza band to tha lekin lock nahi tha.

Main: “Ok bhabhi, main aane ki poori poori koshish karuga.” Main ne kaha.

Yeh keh kar main ne call cut kar di aur jaiae hi main ne call cut ki ussi waqt kamre ka darwaza khulla aur Faisal andar aata hua dikhaai diya, darwaza khullne ki aawaz sunn kar main ne apne lund se apna haath hatta liya aur ussay dekhne laga.

 

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Faisal: “Main tumhain uthaane k liye hi aaya tha, acha hua tum khud uth gaya, ab jaldi se fresh hone jaao, phir kahin bahar chalte hain.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Ok.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main jump laga kar bed se utra aur seedha bathroom nein fresh hone k liye chala gaya, thorri der baad hum dono garam kaprre pehne bike par kahin ja rahe thy.

Main: “Yaar yahan to khoon jama dene wali sardi hai.” Main ne kaha.

Hum dono bike par bethe thy, Faisal bike chala raha tha aur main us k peeche betha hua apne aap ko thandi hawaaon se bachaane ki koshish kar raha tha.

Faisal: “Ab patta chala sardi kia hoti hai.” Us ne kaha.

Khair Faisal aur main aik ache se hotel mein le gaya jahan hum ne soup piya aur phir wapas ghar aa gaye.

9pm bajje ka waqt tha hum sab siwaae Phuphi Zohra k aik saath bethe khana kha rahe thy aur khaane k saath saath news bhi sunn rahe thy.

Ph. Fazal: “Zohra tum khana nahi kha rahi.?” Unhon ne apne peeche sofe par bethi houi apne shareek-e-hayaat se poocha.

Ph. Zohra: “Nahi.” Unhon ne jawab diya.

Phuphi Zohra ka jawab sunn kar main ne unhain dekha aur jaise hi main ne unhain dekha to unhon ne bhi meri taraf dekha, hamari aankhein aapas mein takraai aur mere chehre par muskurahat aa gayi.

Main: “Koun, Phupho aap koun nahi khaa rahi.?” Main ne chehre par muskurahat sajaate houy poocha.

Mere chehre par muskurahat dekh kar Phuphi Zohra ne mujhe sawaliyan nazron se dekha, un k is tarha dekhne se lag raha tha k jaise wo keh rahi hon k ‘tumhain patta to hai k main khana koun nahi kha rahi.’

Main: “Phuphi aap ki tabiyat to theek hai.?” Unhain khamosh dekh kar main ne phir se poocha.

Ph. Zohra: “Main theek hoon, bas aaj dupahar mein thorra ziyada kha liya tha is liye abhi bhook nahi lagi.” Unhon ne jawab diya.

Main: “Agar baad mein, I mean raat mein bhook lagi to.?” Main ne poocha.

Mere chehre par aur meri aankhon mein shararat k aasaar saaf dikhaai de rahe thy.

Ph. Zahra: “To main raat mein uth kar kuch le loogi.” Unhon ne jawab diya.

Main: “Kia.?” Main ne poocha.

Ph. Zohra: “Jo hoga.” Unhon ne jawab diya.

Main: “Chalein main aap k liye aik cheez rakh loonga.” Main ne kaha.

Meri aur Phuphi Zohra ki double meaning baatein tv lounge mein mojood kisi ko samjh nahi aa rahi theen.

Ph. Zohra: “Theek hai main tumhari rakhi cheez le loongi.” Unhon ne kaha.

Itne mein tv par snowfall ki news aane lagi k Murree mein saal ki pehli baraf baari shuru ho gayi hai.

Zaib: “Papa hum bhi snowfall dekhne jaaeinge.” Us ne khush hote houy kaha.

Ph. Fazal: “Beta snowfall dekhne ka kia faida, bimaar ho jaaogi aur waise bhi winter vacation khatam hone wali hain, hum next year chale gein.” Unhon ne kaha.

Zaib: “Kia papa aap hameha asise hi kehte hain, jaaein mein aap se baat nahi karti.” Us ne naraz hote houy kaha.

Ye keh kar Zaib ne haath mein pakrra hua roti ka tukrra plate mein rakha aur uth kar wahan se apne kamre mein jaane lagi.

Ph. Fazal: “Zaib beta yoon khaane k beech mein se nahi uthte, khaana kha lo.” Unhon ne kaha.

Zaib: “Nahi khana mujhe khana.” Us ne kamre k nazeed pohanch kar ghusse se kaha.

Ye keh kar Zaib ne darwaza khola aur kamee k andar ja kar zor se darwaza band kar diya.

Main: “Issay kia hua.?” Main ne poocha.

Ph. Zohra: “Aap har dafa yahi kehte hain k next year jaaenge, next year jaaenge, is baar Sajid bhi yahan hai to aik do din k liye chale chalte hain.” Unhon ne kaha.

 

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Ph. Fazal: “Theek hai ussay kaho kal din mein tiyaari kar le hum do din k liye chal rahe hain.” Unhon ne kaha.

Phupha Fazal ki baat sunn kar Phuphi Zohra sofe se uthi aur Zaib ko manaane k liye us k kamee ki janab chali gayein.

Main: “Wowwww maza aaega.” Main ne kaha.

Faisal: “Maza to aaega lekin beta wahan is se bhi ziyada sardi hoti hai.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Khair hai, tum saath hoge to sardi se bachne k liye tips dete rahe ge.” Main ne kaha.

Faisal: “Sorry yaar main nahi chal ja sakta.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Koun.?” Main ne poocha.

Ph. Fazal: “Koun beta, kia hua tum koun nahi chal rahe.?” Unhon ne bhi poocha.

Faisal: “Papa aap to jaante hain k main ne abhi abhi partnership mein shop kholi hai, agar main shuru mein hi shop se ghair haazir ho gaya to apna business kaise karuga.” Us ne kaha.

Ph. Fazal: “Beta baat to tumhari theek hai, lekin do din se kuch nahi hota.” Unhon ne kaha.

Phuphi Zohra apni beti Zaib k kamre k andar ja chuki theen.

Faisal: “Papa aap ko to patta hai k main do mahine pehle do weeks k liye apne doston k saath goomne gaya tha to Uncle Maqsood ko bohat pareshaani houi thi aur ab to waise bhi new year aane wala hai is liye mera shop par hona zaroori hai.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Tumhari saari baatein theek hain, lekin hum sirf do din k liye ja rahe hain aur new year se pehle wapas aa jaaenge.” Main ne kaha.

Faisal: “Nahi yaar, aaj tum ne dekha na k kitne customers aa rahe thy, kal parson ye tadaad mazeed barrhti jaaegi to mera saath chalna possible nahi hai.” Us ne kaha.

Itne mein Zaib k kamre ka darwaza khula aur Phuphi Zohra apni beti Zaib k saath kamre se bahar aati houi dikhaai dein.

Ph. Zohra: “Chalo ab khana khaao.” Unhon ne kaha.

Ph. Fazal: “Chalo jaise is ki marzi, tum dono kal 10-11 bajje tak tiyaar ho jaana hum chaaron chal rahe hain.” Unhon ne kaha.

Ph. Zohra: “Chaaro, lekin hum to paanch bande hain.?” Unhon ne poocha.

Main: “Faisal nahi chal raha.” Main ne jawab diya.

Zaib: “Koun bhai, aap koun nahi chal rahe,? chalein na bhai maza aaega.” Us ne kaha.

Zaib ki baat sunn kar main ne aur Phupha Fazal ne Faisal k saath na chalne ki waja bataai, is doraan hum khana bhi kha rahe thy, saari baat sunne k baad Phuphi Zohra bolein.

Ph. Zohra: “Faisal keh to theek raha hai, chalo hum chaaron hi chalte hain.” Unhon ne kaha.

Phir hum ne khana khaate houy Murree jaane ki planing ki aur saath saath khana bhi khaaya.

Program ye tay hua k hum chaaron yaani main, Phupha Fazal, Phuphi Zohra aur un ki beti Zaib kal din mein 10 bajje k baad Asif waali car mein rawana honge aur do din wahan kisi hotel mein reh kar wapas aa jaaenge.

Khana khaane aur planing karne k baad main upar apne kamre mein aaya aur apne beg mein apne saath le jaane k liye zaroorat ki saari cheezein rakhi aur neeche aa kar beth gaya.

Tv lounge mein is waqt sirf main aur Faisal bethe thy aur tv par football ka match dekh rahe thy, Phupha Fazal apne kamre mein shayad sone k liye ja chuke thy, jab k Zaib kitchen mein sab k liye chaae banane mein masroof thi aur Phuphi Zohra kal din mein saath le jaane k liye kabab ka masala banna rahi theen.

Zaib: “Sajid bhai aap apne kaprre la dein main prrss kar doon.” Us ne chaaye dete houy mujhe kaha.

Main: “Jens and t-shirt ko press karne ki zaroorat nahi hoti khair hai.” Main ne jawab diya.

Faisal: “Wahan kaafi sardi hogi to jens k neeche trouser bhi pehan lena.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Ok dear, ab baatein nahi kar mujhe football dekhne de.” Main ne kaha.

Ye keh kar main ne Zaib ko dekha.

 

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Zaib ne shayad meri baat par dehaan nahi diya tha is liye wo chaae de kar apne kamre mein chali gayi thi.




Khair hum dono cousin chaaye peete houy football dekh rahe thy, taqreeban 11 bajje k baad football ma match khatam hua is doran Phuphi Zohra ne hum dono ko dhood ka aik aik glass bhi diya.




Ph. Zohra: “Chalo bacho ab tv band karo aur sone jaao.” Unhon ne kaha.




Main: “Phupho aap ne dinner mein kuch nahi liya is liye yaad se raat mein koi cheez le lena.” Main ne sofe se uthte houy kaha.




Ph. Zohra: “Mujhe yaad hai aur tum be’fikar raho main raat mein zaroor koi cheez le loongi.” Unhon ne muskuraate houy meri janab dekha aur kaha.




Main: “Good.” Main ne kaha.




Phir main aur Faisal upar banne do kamron mein se daaye’n taraf k kamre mein aa gaye aur bed par lett gaye.




Faisal: “Wahan mobile k signal nahi hote to tum kisi PCO se mujhe phone kar k kheriyat ki khabar de dena.” Us ne kaha.




Main: “Ok cousin.” Main ne kaha.




Ye keh kar main ne apna mobile utha liya.




Faisal: “Ok good night, ab tum mobile mein busy matt ho jaana, so jaao subah jaldi uthna hai.” Us ne kaha.




Ye keh kar Faisal ne mouh tak kambal orrah aur doosri taraf karwat le kar so gaya, lekin mujhe jaagna tha koun ne Phuphi Zohra ne mujh se gaand marwaane aana tha, thorri der baad mujhe Faisal k halke halke khar’raaton ki aawazein aana shuru ho gayein.




Main: “Ye itni jaldi so bhi gaya.” Main ne khud se kaha.




Khair main ne apna mobile uthaya aur Noor ko message kar diya, thorri der baad hi Noor ka message aaya.




Sms Chat with Noor:-




Noor: “Hello meri jaan, kaise hain.?” Us ne poocha.




Main: “Acha hoon, tum kaisi ho aur Raani, Maha Raani kesi hai.?” Main ne poocha.




Noor: “Din bhar to Raani theek rehti hai lekin bistar pe jaate hi wo udaas ho jaati hai aur apne Raja ko yaad karne lagti hai.” Us ne jawab diya.




Main: “Raani se kaho 4-5 din ki baat hai us k baad Raja aa jaaega.” Main ne kaha.




Noor: “Roz kehti hoon, lekin Raani meri baat manti hi nahi bas Raja Raja karti rehti hai, is waqt bhi Raja se milne ki zid kar rahi hai.” Us ne kaha.




Main: “Raja bhi Rani se milne k liye tarrap raha hai lekin majboor hai.” Main ne kaha.




Noor: “Rani ye baat jaanti hai.” Us ne kaha.




Main: “Acha chotti ki Rani aur Maha Rani ka kia haal hai.?” Main ne Zari k baare mein poocha.




Noor: “Wo bhi theek hai aur us ki dono Raniyan bhi theek hain.” Us ne jawab diya.




Main: “Noor mujhe tumhari bohat yaad aa rahi hai.” Main ne kaha.




Noor: “Yaad to main bhi aap ko bohat kar rahi hoon, agar mere paas par (wings) hote to urr kar aap k paas aa jaati.” Us ne kaha.




Main: “Aur agar mere paas Doremon ka anywhere door hota to main abhi apni jaan k paas us se milne aa jaata.” Main ne kaha.




Noor: “Sirf mujh se milte, Raja ko Rani se nahi milate.?” Us ne poocha.




Main: “Aeisa kabhi ho sakta hai bhala k main tum se milu aur Raja ko Rani se na milaau, hum dono upar wali manzil kar mil rahe hote aur neeche wali manzil par Raja Rani mil rahe hote.” Main ne kaha.

 

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Main ne thorri der mazeed Noor se sms par baatein ki aur phir ussay bye bye bol diya, Noor ko bye bye bolne k baad main ne mobile mein time dekha to 12 bajj kar 14 minutes ho rahe thy.

Main: “Yaar ye Phupho kahan reh gayein.” Main ne lund se kaha.

Lund: “Ooo thand rakh mere bhai wo zaroor aaegi.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Lekin kab.?” Main ne poocha.

Lund: “Jab us ka miaan soyega tab.” Us ne jawab diya.

Main: “Waise aaj Zaib k saath barish mein barra maza aaya.” Main ne kaha.

Lund: “Maze ko chorr mujhe us ki choot kab dila raha hai ye batta.?” Us ne poocha.

Main apne lund ko jawab dene hi wala tha k mera mobile vibrate hua, main ne mobile utha kar dekha to wo Fazeela ka message tha.

Sms Chat with Fazeela:-

Fazeela: “Hello handsome, kia haal hain.?” Us ne poocha.

Main: “Hy, I am fine, barri lambi umar hai, main tumhain hi message karne wala tha, kaisi ho tum.?” Main ne likha aur send kar diya.

Fazeela: “Main bhi theek hoon, aur sunaao Zaib k saath chakar kahan tak pohancha.?” Us ne poocha.

Main: “Mera haath us ki gaand tak pohanch chuka hai.” Main ne jawab diya.

Fazeela: “Sirf gaand tak haath pohancha hai ya gaand k soorakh tak bhi pohancha hai.?” Us ne poocha.

Main: “Agar us ki gaand tak haath pohancha hai to gaand k soorakh tak bhi haath pohanch jaaega.” Main ne kaha.

Fazeela: “Us k soorakh tak sirf haath pohanche ga ya kuch aur bhi pohanche ga.?” Us ne poocha.

Main: “Haath k foran baad lund pohanche ga.” Main ne jawab diya.

Fazeela: “Jaise meri gaand tak pohancha tha.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Yes.” Main ne kaha.

Fazeela: “Patta hai aaj Beenish Bhabhi yahan aai houi hain aur wo tumhain bohat yaad kar rahi hain aur tumhare aane ki rah dekh rahi hain.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Un se kaho 4-5 din aur intezaar kar lein.” Main ne kaha.

Fazeela: “Aaj hamara lesbo karne ka plan hain.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Woowwww, yaani nand bhabhi aik doosre ko maze dengi.?” Main ne poocha.

Fazeela: “Yes.” Us ne jawab diya.

Main: “Acha Fazeela tum Beenish Bhabhi ko matt bataana k main apni cousin Zaib ko phasaane k chakar mein hoon.” Main ne kaha.

Fazeela: “Oooo come on yaar, main itni ahmak nahi hoon, befikar raho main ye baat kisi ko nahi bataaungi.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Good.” Main ne kaha.

Fazeela: “Lo Bhabhi aa gayein.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Hummmmm yaani lesbian show shuru hone wala hai.?” Main ne poocha.

Fazeela: “Yesssssss, Beenish Bhabhi pooch rahi hain k main kis se sms par baatein kar rahi hoon, main ne kaha Sajid se to wo tumhain Salam keh rahi hain.” Us ne kaha.

Main: “Wa……….M, bhabhi se kaho Sajid ka chotta bhai bhi unhain kharre ho kar Salam keh raha hai.” Main ne kaha.