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Episode No 18
Dinner k baad saari young party with new married couple tv lounge mein bethe thy. Hum sab aik circle ki shakal mein bethy thy aur aik falily game Truth or dare khelne k liye bethe thy.
(Truth or Dare Questions for Family Game night. If a dare is not completed, there will be a penalty that will be decided by all participants in the game. ... In the game of Truth or Dare, it is no fun if people pick truth every single time. For an exciting game of Truth or Dare, 5 truths per person is recommended.)
Cricle k beech mein aik table rakhi thi jis k upar aik cold drink ki khali bottle bhi thi. Is game k liye hum sab ko Asif ne jama kiya tha. Hum total 10 log thy. Main, meri dono behnein, Kashif bhai with his wife Shumaila , Asif us ki dono behnen Uzma n Salma aur mere Maamu ki beti TUBA (** years age) aur us ka barra bhai TANVEER (** years age).
Asif: “Sab ko game k rules to maloom hai na.” Ye kehne k saath ji us ne table pe ralhi khaali bottle guma di.
Bottle goomne lagi 7-8 chakar kha k bottle ruk gai jab bottle ruki to bottle ki back mere saamne aai aur front Tuba k saamne.
Main: “Do ya dear?.” Main ne Tuba se poocha.
Tuba: “Eeeemmmmm do.” Tuba ne sochte houy kaha.
Main: “Tumhain dar bohat lagta hai na to tum is time aleki upar chatt par jao aur wahan jo purana sofa hai (ye wahi sofa hai jahan main ne chaandni raat mein khala k mamme choose thy.) us mein se thorri si rooi (kapaas) le kar aao.” Main ne hanste houy kaha.
Noor: “Bhai koun bechari ki jaan le rahein hain.” Noor jo us k saath bethi thi us ne kaha
Tuba: “Main jaane k liye tiyaar hoon.” Tuba ne kharre hote houy pukhta iraade se kaha.
Tanveer: “Is time bikul sanata ho ga aur wahan koi bhoot ya jin bhi ho sakta hai.” Ye keh kar Tanveer hanse laga.
Tuba: “Main phir bhi jaungi.” Us ne apne bhai ko mouh chiraate houy kaha.
Ye keh kar Tuba kamre se bahar chali gai. Phir wo chatt par gai aur thorri der baad wapas aai to us k haath mein thorri si rooi thi. Tuba k haath mein rooi dekh k hum sab ne taaliyan bajaai. Us k baad main ne phir se bottle guma di. Is baar jab bottle ruki to Kashif bhai aur meri behan Noor ki baari aai.
Noor: “Do or dare.?” Noor ne kaha.
Kashif Bhai: “Dare.” Kashif bhai ne Shumaila bhabhi ko dekhte houy kaha jo un k barabar mein hi bethi thin.
Noor: “Soch lein Kashif main kuch bhi pooch sakti hoon.?” Noor ne warning dene wale andaaz mein kaha.
Kashif: “Don’t worry tum poocho.” Kashif ne hawa main mukka sehraate houy kaha.
Noor: “To bhai phir ye bataaen k aap ne Shumalia bhabhi ko kaise propose kiya.” Noor ne hanste houy kaha.
Shumaila Bhabhi: “Ye kesa sawal hai.?” Bhabhi ne Noor se kaha.
Main: “Bhabhi aap beech mein mat bolein” (kashif bhai ko mukhatib kaarte houy) chale Kashif bhai aap bataen.”
Phir kashif bhai uthe aur Shumaila bhabhi ko bhi uthne ka ishara kiya us k baad Kashif bhai un k saamne apna aik ghuthna zameen pe rakh k bethe phir Shumaila bhabhi k dono haath pakarrte houy kaha.
Kashif: “Shumaila will you marry me.?”
Shumaila: “Yes.” Ye keh kar bhabhi shamra k hanse lageen.
Hum sab neail baar phir se taliya bajain. Ab circle mein hum 8 log thy Noor ne bottle gumaai. Jab bottle rukhi to Salma aur Zari aamne saamny thy.
Salma: “Do or dare.” Salma ne Zari se pocha.
Zari: “Doooooooo.” Zari ne unchi aawaz mein kaha.
Salma: “Chal phir hum sab k liye chaae (tea) bana k laa.” Salma ne usse kitchen ka raasta dikhate houy kaha.
Zari: “Mujhe chaae bnaani nahi aati.” Us ne Uzma ki tarf dekhte houy kaha.
Meri bahan kitchen k kaam karne k mammle mein la parwa thi usse chaae bhi bnaani nahi aati thi.
Salma: “Ye haar gai chal 10 rupe nikaal.”
Salma ne apni haatheli Zari k saamne ki. Zari uthi aur room se bahar chali gai. Main ne bottle phir se guma thi abhi bottle goom hi rahi thi k Zari wapas room mein aai aur Salma ko pese dete houy kaha.
Zari: “Le laalchi churail.”
Zari ki is baat par sab hansne lage Salma ne Zari ko mouh chirrea aur us k haath se pese lete houy kaha.
Salma: “Shukria daaen.”
Bottle ruk chuki thi aur is baar main phassa tha itefaaq se mere saamne Uzma bethi thi.
Uzma: “Do ya ddd dare.” Us ne mouh neeche kar k kaha.
Jab se hamara rishta pakka hua tha us ne ab mujh se baat ki thi. Wo bohat hi ziyada sharma rahi thi.
Main: “Do.” Main ne usse dekhte houy kaha.
Uzma: “Mujhe ye game nahi khailni.” Ye keh kar wo uthi aur jaane lagi lekin jaise hi us ne jaane k liye apne qadam uthaae Noor ne us ka haath pakrra aur usse phir se bitha dia phir us k kaan mein kuch kaha.
Main: “Cheeting cheeting ye cheeting hai.” Main ne Noor ki tarf ungli se ishara karte houy kaha.
Noor: “Main koi cheeting nahi kar rahi bas mein bas bhab (us ne bhabhi kehte hekte khud ko roka) Uzma ki help kar rahi hoon.” Noor ne safaai dete houy kaha.
Asif: “Uzma bolo kia karwana hai.” Asif ne apni behan se kaha.
Uzma: “Song… koi song sunaa dein.” Us ne ye kaha aur uth kar sofe par ja k beth gai.
Asif: “Chal beta koi acha sa song sunna.” Asif ne mere kandhe par haath rakhte houy kaha.
Main: “hhhhmmmmm song…! Ok.” Main apni jaga se utha aur table par ja k beth gaya us k baad main ne song sunana shuru kiya.
Song:-
Raat Kali Ek Khwaab Mein Aei
Aur Gale Ka Haar Hui
Subah Ko Jab Hum Neend Se Jaage
Aankh Tumhise Chaar Hui
Chahe Kaho Ise Meri Mohabbat
Chahe Hasi Mein Uda Do
Yeh Kya Hua Mujhe Mujhko Khabar Nahin
Ho Sake Tum Hi Bata Do (2 times 4 lines)
Tumne Kadam To Rakha Zameen Par
Seene Mein Kyun Jhankar Hui
Raat Kali Ek...
Aankhon Mein Kajal Aur Latton Mein
Kali Ghata Ka Basera
Sawali Surat Mohni Murat
Saawan Rut Ka Savera (2 times 4 lines)
Jab Se Yeh Mukhda Dil Mein Khila Hai
Duniya Meri Gulzar Hui
(Uzma ko dekha to us ka chehra sharam k maare laal ho raha tha)
Raat Kali Ek...
Yoon To Haseenon Ke Mahjabeenon Ke
Hote Hain Roz Nazare
Par Unhe Dekhke Dekha Hai Jab Tumhe
Tum Lage Aur Bhi Piiyaare
(Jaise kisi lady k aage dance karne k liye haath aage karte hain usi taraha main ne bhabhi k aage haath kiya)
Yoon To Haseenon Ke Mahjabeenon Ke
Hote Hain Roz Nazare
Par Unhe Dekhke Dekha Hai Jab Tumhe
Tum Lage Aur Bhi Piiyaare
(Bhabhi k aage apne aik ghuthne k bal bethte houy aur dono haath phailaty houy)
Bahon Mein Le Loon Aisi Tamanna
Ek Nahin Kai Baar Hui
Raat Kali Ek...
Kashif Bhai: “Ooooeeeee Bhabhi hai teri.” Jab main ne apni bahain pheilai to kashif bhai ne kaha.
Meri is harkat pe sab hasne lage… hasne k baad sab ne taaliyan baja k mukhe daad di main ne Uzma ki taraf dekha to wo meri taraf hi dekh rahi thi jab hum dono ki nazrein aapas mein mili to ua ne sharma k neeche dekhna shuru kar dia.
Phuphi: “Chalo bacho ab khatam karo game aur sone jao shaaabashhh.” Phuphi guest room se nikli aur hum sab se kaha.
Us k baad hum sab aik aik kar k uthe aur apni apni jaga par ja k so gaye.
Dinner k baad saari young party with new married couple tv lounge mein bethe thy. Hum sab aik circle ki shakal mein bethy thy aur aik falily game Truth or dare khelne k liye bethe thy.
(Truth or Dare Questions for Family Game night. If a dare is not completed, there will be a penalty that will be decided by all participants in the game. ... In the game of Truth or Dare, it is no fun if people pick truth every single time. For an exciting game of Truth or Dare, 5 truths per person is recommended.)
Cricle k beech mein aik table rakhi thi jis k upar aik cold drink ki khali bottle bhi thi. Is game k liye hum sab ko Asif ne jama kiya tha. Hum total 10 log thy. Main, meri dono behnein, Kashif bhai with his wife Shumaila , Asif us ki dono behnen Uzma n Salma aur mere Maamu ki beti TUBA (** years age) aur us ka barra bhai TANVEER (** years age).
Asif: “Sab ko game k rules to maloom hai na.” Ye kehne k saath ji us ne table pe ralhi khaali bottle guma di.
Bottle goomne lagi 7-8 chakar kha k bottle ruk gai jab bottle ruki to bottle ki back mere saamne aai aur front Tuba k saamne.
Main: “Do ya dear?.” Main ne Tuba se poocha.
Tuba: “Eeeemmmmm do.” Tuba ne sochte houy kaha.
Main: “Tumhain dar bohat lagta hai na to tum is time aleki upar chatt par jao aur wahan jo purana sofa hai (ye wahi sofa hai jahan main ne chaandni raat mein khala k mamme choose thy.) us mein se thorri si rooi (kapaas) le kar aao.” Main ne hanste houy kaha.
Noor: “Bhai koun bechari ki jaan le rahein hain.” Noor jo us k saath bethi thi us ne kaha
Tuba: “Main jaane k liye tiyaar hoon.” Tuba ne kharre hote houy pukhta iraade se kaha.
Tanveer: “Is time bikul sanata ho ga aur wahan koi bhoot ya jin bhi ho sakta hai.” Ye keh kar Tanveer hanse laga.
Tuba: “Main phir bhi jaungi.” Us ne apne bhai ko mouh chiraate houy kaha.
Ye keh kar Tuba kamre se bahar chali gai. Phir wo chatt par gai aur thorri der baad wapas aai to us k haath mein thorri si rooi thi. Tuba k haath mein rooi dekh k hum sab ne taaliyan bajaai. Us k baad main ne phir se bottle guma di. Is baar jab bottle ruki to Kashif bhai aur meri behan Noor ki baari aai.
Noor: “Do or dare.?” Noor ne kaha.
Kashif Bhai: “Dare.” Kashif bhai ne Shumaila bhabhi ko dekhte houy kaha jo un k barabar mein hi bethi thin.
Noor: “Soch lein Kashif main kuch bhi pooch sakti hoon.?” Noor ne warning dene wale andaaz mein kaha.
Kashif: “Don’t worry tum poocho.” Kashif ne hawa main mukka sehraate houy kaha.
Noor: “To bhai phir ye bataaen k aap ne Shumalia bhabhi ko kaise propose kiya.” Noor ne hanste houy kaha.
Shumaila Bhabhi: “Ye kesa sawal hai.?” Bhabhi ne Noor se kaha.
Main: “Bhabhi aap beech mein mat bolein” (kashif bhai ko mukhatib kaarte houy) chale Kashif bhai aap bataen.”
Phir kashif bhai uthe aur Shumaila bhabhi ko bhi uthne ka ishara kiya us k baad Kashif bhai un k saamne apna aik ghuthna zameen pe rakh k bethe phir Shumaila bhabhi k dono haath pakarrte houy kaha.
Kashif: “Shumaila will you marry me.?”
Shumaila: “Yes.” Ye keh kar bhabhi shamra k hanse lageen.
Hum sab neail baar phir se taliya bajain. Ab circle mein hum 8 log thy Noor ne bottle gumaai. Jab bottle rukhi to Salma aur Zari aamne saamny thy.
Salma: “Do or dare.” Salma ne Zari se pocha.
Zari: “Doooooooo.” Zari ne unchi aawaz mein kaha.
Salma: “Chal phir hum sab k liye chaae (tea) bana k laa.” Salma ne usse kitchen ka raasta dikhate houy kaha.
Zari: “Mujhe chaae bnaani nahi aati.” Us ne Uzma ki tarf dekhte houy kaha.
Meri bahan kitchen k kaam karne k mammle mein la parwa thi usse chaae bhi bnaani nahi aati thi.
Salma: “Ye haar gai chal 10 rupe nikaal.”
Salma ne apni haatheli Zari k saamne ki. Zari uthi aur room se bahar chali gai. Main ne bottle phir se guma thi abhi bottle goom hi rahi thi k Zari wapas room mein aai aur Salma ko pese dete houy kaha.
Zari: “Le laalchi churail.”
Zari ki is baat par sab hansne lage Salma ne Zari ko mouh chirrea aur us k haath se pese lete houy kaha.
Salma: “Shukria daaen.”
Bottle ruk chuki thi aur is baar main phassa tha itefaaq se mere saamne Uzma bethi thi.
Uzma: “Do ya ddd dare.” Us ne mouh neeche kar k kaha.
Jab se hamara rishta pakka hua tha us ne ab mujh se baat ki thi. Wo bohat hi ziyada sharma rahi thi.
Main: “Do.” Main ne usse dekhte houy kaha.
Uzma: “Mujhe ye game nahi khailni.” Ye keh kar wo uthi aur jaane lagi lekin jaise hi us ne jaane k liye apne qadam uthaae Noor ne us ka haath pakrra aur usse phir se bitha dia phir us k kaan mein kuch kaha.
Main: “Cheeting cheeting ye cheeting hai.” Main ne Noor ki tarf ungli se ishara karte houy kaha.
Noor: “Main koi cheeting nahi kar rahi bas mein bas bhab (us ne bhabhi kehte hekte khud ko roka) Uzma ki help kar rahi hoon.” Noor ne safaai dete houy kaha.
Asif: “Uzma bolo kia karwana hai.” Asif ne apni behan se kaha.
Uzma: “Song… koi song sunaa dein.” Us ne ye kaha aur uth kar sofe par ja k beth gai.
Asif: “Chal beta koi acha sa song sunna.” Asif ne mere kandhe par haath rakhte houy kaha.
Main: “hhhhmmmmm song…! Ok.” Main apni jaga se utha aur table par ja k beth gaya us k baad main ne song sunana shuru kiya.
Song:-
Raat Kali Ek Khwaab Mein Aei
Aur Gale Ka Haar Hui
Subah Ko Jab Hum Neend Se Jaage
Aankh Tumhise Chaar Hui
Chahe Kaho Ise Meri Mohabbat
Chahe Hasi Mein Uda Do
Yeh Kya Hua Mujhe Mujhko Khabar Nahin
Ho Sake Tum Hi Bata Do (2 times 4 lines)
Tumne Kadam To Rakha Zameen Par
Seene Mein Kyun Jhankar Hui
Raat Kali Ek...
Aankhon Mein Kajal Aur Latton Mein
Kali Ghata Ka Basera
Sawali Surat Mohni Murat
Saawan Rut Ka Savera (2 times 4 lines)
Jab Se Yeh Mukhda Dil Mein Khila Hai
Duniya Meri Gulzar Hui
(Uzma ko dekha to us ka chehra sharam k maare laal ho raha tha)
Raat Kali Ek...
Yoon To Haseenon Ke Mahjabeenon Ke
Hote Hain Roz Nazare
Par Unhe Dekhke Dekha Hai Jab Tumhe
Tum Lage Aur Bhi Piiyaare
(Jaise kisi lady k aage dance karne k liye haath aage karte hain usi taraha main ne bhabhi k aage haath kiya)
Yoon To Haseenon Ke Mahjabeenon Ke
Hote Hain Roz Nazare
Par Unhe Dekhke Dekha Hai Jab Tumhe
Tum Lage Aur Bhi Piiyaare
(Bhabhi k aage apne aik ghuthne k bal bethte houy aur dono haath phailaty houy)
Bahon Mein Le Loon Aisi Tamanna
Ek Nahin Kai Baar Hui
Raat Kali Ek...
Kashif Bhai: “Ooooeeeee Bhabhi hai teri.” Jab main ne apni bahain pheilai to kashif bhai ne kaha.
Meri is harkat pe sab hasne lage… hasne k baad sab ne taaliyan baja k mukhe daad di main ne Uzma ki taraf dekha to wo meri taraf hi dekh rahi thi jab hum dono ki nazrein aapas mein mili to ua ne sharma k neeche dekhna shuru kar dia.
Phuphi: “Chalo bacho ab khatam karo game aur sone jao shaaabashhh.” Phuphi guest room se nikli aur hum sab se kaha.
Us k baad hum sab aik aik kar k uthe aur apni apni jaga par ja k so gaye.