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Apni saari money girane k baad main utha aur jaldi se apbe lund ko paani se dhoya... lund dhone k baad main ne apne kaprre pehne aur thorra sa darwaza khol k bahar dekha. Sehan mein koi nahi tha is liye main jaldi se ghusal khaane se bahar nikal kar ghar se bahar chala gaya. Ghar se bahar aa k main seedha Maamu ki dukaan par chala gaya.
Main: "As..........M maamu." main ne salam kiya.
Barre Maamu: "Wa.........M beta kese ho.?" maamu ne salam ka jawab de kar kaha.
Main: "Theek maamu. Aap kese hain.? aur Nomi kab tak aa jata hai collage se.?” main ne Maamu se poocha.
Barre Maamu: "Bas beta aane wala hai wo." maamu ne kaha.
Maamu se baat karne k baad main aik chair par ja k beth gaya aur Nomi ka intezaar karne laga abhi mujhe wahan aaye houy thorri der hi hui thi k Nomi apne kandhe par collage ka beg lattkaae aata dikhai diya.
Nomi: "As.........m chacha." Nomi ne dukaan mein dakhil hote houy kaha.
Barre Maamu: "Wa..........M beta... aa gaye." Maamu ne Nomi se kaha.
Nomi: "G chacha." Nomi ne kaha aur mujh se haath milaya.
Us k baad hum idhar udhar ki baatein karte rahe. Mera ghar jaane ka aur Ammi se saamna karne ka bilkul bhi irada nahi tha. Maami ki zordaar tarike se gand maar kar mera ghussa kam to hua tha lekin khatam nahi hua tha. Phir main ne Maamu aur Nomi k saath dukaan par hi dupahar ka khana khaya. Main shaam tak wahin raha aur sooraj dhalne se pehle wapas ghar aa gaya.
Ghar aane k baad main seedha Ammi k kamre mein gaya aur apna bistar utha k Nomi k kamre mein rakhne k liye jaise hi utha k murra mujhe Ammi darwaze pe kharri nazar aain.
Ammi: "Ye kahan le kar ja rahe ho." Ammi ne mujh se poocha.
Main ne Amni ki baat ka koi jawab nahi diya aur bistar utha k darwaze ki tarf bharrha... darwaze k paas ja k main kharra ho gaya koun k Ammi bilkul darwaze mein kharri thi.
Ammi: "Bistar ko apni jaga pe ja k wapas rakho." Ammi ne ab k naram se lehje mein kaha.
Main: "Mujhe ab is kamre mein nahi sona main Nomi k kamre mein apna bistar lagane ja raha hoob." main ne apni nazrein neeche kiye houy kaha.
Ammi ne aage bharr k mere haath se bustar liya aur wapas meri char-pai k upar ja k rakh diya.
Samina: "Buaa Karachi se Barre Phupha ka phone aaya hai... wo aap ko bula rahe hain." Samina ne darwaze pe aa k Ammi se kaha.
Ammi: "Theek hai... aur Sajid tum bhi chalo pichli baar bhi jab phone aaya tha to tumhara pooch rahe thy wo." Amki ne mujhe dekhte houy kaha.
Us k baad main Amni k saath tv wale kamre mein aa gaya pehle Ammi ne Abu se phone pe baat ki main un k saath hi kharra raha.
Ammi: "Lo beta Abu se baat karo." ammi ne phone mujhe dete houy kaha.
Ammi ne phone kle kar nain ne Abu se salam dua ki aur khair kheriyat poochi.
Abu: "Beta ye Noor kab se sar kha rahi hai k bhai se baat karni hai lo is se.baat karo." Abu ne phone pe kaha.
"Maa'n ki phudi ka chakar mein aa kar main Behan ki phudi ko faramosh hi kar betha tha."
Noor ka zikar aate hi main ne apne aap se kaha.
Noor: "As......M bhai kese hain aap.?" Phone mein se Noor ki aawaz aai.
Main: "Wa.....M main theek hun tum kesi ho." main ne kaha.
Noor: "Main bhi theek hoon... aur aap kab tak aa rahe hain."
Main: "Koun meri yaad aa rahi hai." main ne kaha.
Noor: "G aap ki bhi aur Ammi ki bhi." Noor ne kaha.
Main: "Bas do chaar din baad aa jaenge." Main ne kaha.
Us k baad hum ne Zari aur Wajid se bhi thorri thorri baat ki aur phir main ne phone rakh diya. Abu aur Bhai behno se baat karne k baad main kamre se bahar aa k seedha chatt pe chala gaya. Us k baad aeisa kuch khaas nahi hua.
Shaam mein sab khana khaane k.baad Naani Amma k kamre mein bethe thy. Aaj Naani Amma ki sehat kaafi behter lag rahi thin... sar k upat jo patti badhi thi wo nahi thi. Naani Amma k kamre main chotte barre sabhi log majood thy aur sab idhar udhar ki baatein kar rahe thy.
Tuba: "Kia khayal hai aaj antaak-shiri khaile." Tuba ne baaton k doran kaha.
Main: "Good idia Chotti Maami meri team mein hongi." Main ne Ammi ko dikhaate houy un k bazu ko apni bahon main lete houy kaha.
Tuba: "Theek hai phir Buaa meri team mein hongi." Tuba ne bhi mere hi andaaz mein Ammi ka baazu pakarrte houy kaha.
Phir thorri si koshish k baad chotte barre sab raazi jo gaye. Hum sab do teams mein batt gaye.
1st Team:-
Main, Chotti Maami, Nomi, samina aur Saima Bhabhi.
2nd Team:-
Ammi, Barri Maami,Tuba, Sana aur tanveer.
Naani Amma ko hum ne umpire bana diya. Toss hua aur toss hum jeet gaye. Pehla gaane (song) ka word hum ne dena tha.
Samina: "Pehla word 'muskura' hai." Samina ne kaha.
Ammi: "Ik baar muskura do... ik baar muskura do." Ammi ne gana gaate houy mujhe dekha.
Main ne Ammi ki tarf nahi dekha aur apni aankhain doosri tarf guma lein.
Ammi: "Inkaar" Ammi ne gana gaane k baad aik word bola.
Main: "As..........M maamu." main ne salam kiya.
Barre Maamu: "Wa.........M beta kese ho.?" maamu ne salam ka jawab de kar kaha.
Main: "Theek maamu. Aap kese hain.? aur Nomi kab tak aa jata hai collage se.?” main ne Maamu se poocha.
Barre Maamu: "Bas beta aane wala hai wo." maamu ne kaha.
Maamu se baat karne k baad main aik chair par ja k beth gaya aur Nomi ka intezaar karne laga abhi mujhe wahan aaye houy thorri der hi hui thi k Nomi apne kandhe par collage ka beg lattkaae aata dikhai diya.
Nomi: "As.........m chacha." Nomi ne dukaan mein dakhil hote houy kaha.
Barre Maamu: "Wa..........M beta... aa gaye." Maamu ne Nomi se kaha.
Nomi: "G chacha." Nomi ne kaha aur mujh se haath milaya.
Us k baad hum idhar udhar ki baatein karte rahe. Mera ghar jaane ka aur Ammi se saamna karne ka bilkul bhi irada nahi tha. Maami ki zordaar tarike se gand maar kar mera ghussa kam to hua tha lekin khatam nahi hua tha. Phir main ne Maamu aur Nomi k saath dukaan par hi dupahar ka khana khaya. Main shaam tak wahin raha aur sooraj dhalne se pehle wapas ghar aa gaya.
Ghar aane k baad main seedha Ammi k kamre mein gaya aur apna bistar utha k Nomi k kamre mein rakhne k liye jaise hi utha k murra mujhe Ammi darwaze pe kharri nazar aain.
Ammi: "Ye kahan le kar ja rahe ho." Ammi ne mujh se poocha.
Main ne Amni ki baat ka koi jawab nahi diya aur bistar utha k darwaze ki tarf bharrha... darwaze k paas ja k main kharra ho gaya koun k Ammi bilkul darwaze mein kharri thi.
Ammi: "Bistar ko apni jaga pe ja k wapas rakho." Ammi ne ab k naram se lehje mein kaha.
Main: "Mujhe ab is kamre mein nahi sona main Nomi k kamre mein apna bistar lagane ja raha hoob." main ne apni nazrein neeche kiye houy kaha.
Ammi ne aage bharr k mere haath se bustar liya aur wapas meri char-pai k upar ja k rakh diya.
Samina: "Buaa Karachi se Barre Phupha ka phone aaya hai... wo aap ko bula rahe hain." Samina ne darwaze pe aa k Ammi se kaha.
Ammi: "Theek hai... aur Sajid tum bhi chalo pichli baar bhi jab phone aaya tha to tumhara pooch rahe thy wo." Amki ne mujhe dekhte houy kaha.
Us k baad main Amni k saath tv wale kamre mein aa gaya pehle Ammi ne Abu se phone pe baat ki main un k saath hi kharra raha.
Ammi: "Lo beta Abu se baat karo." ammi ne phone mujhe dete houy kaha.
Ammi ne phone kle kar nain ne Abu se salam dua ki aur khair kheriyat poochi.
Abu: "Beta ye Noor kab se sar kha rahi hai k bhai se baat karni hai lo is se.baat karo." Abu ne phone pe kaha.
"Maa'n ki phudi ka chakar mein aa kar main Behan ki phudi ko faramosh hi kar betha tha."
Noor ka zikar aate hi main ne apne aap se kaha.
Noor: "As......M bhai kese hain aap.?" Phone mein se Noor ki aawaz aai.
Main: "Wa.....M main theek hun tum kesi ho." main ne kaha.
Noor: "Main bhi theek hoon... aur aap kab tak aa rahe hain."
Main: "Koun meri yaad aa rahi hai." main ne kaha.
Noor: "G aap ki bhi aur Ammi ki bhi." Noor ne kaha.
Main: "Bas do chaar din baad aa jaenge." Main ne kaha.
Us k baad hum ne Zari aur Wajid se bhi thorri thorri baat ki aur phir main ne phone rakh diya. Abu aur Bhai behno se baat karne k baad main kamre se bahar aa k seedha chatt pe chala gaya. Us k baad aeisa kuch khaas nahi hua.
Shaam mein sab khana khaane k.baad Naani Amma k kamre mein bethe thy. Aaj Naani Amma ki sehat kaafi behter lag rahi thin... sar k upat jo patti badhi thi wo nahi thi. Naani Amma k kamre main chotte barre sabhi log majood thy aur sab idhar udhar ki baatein kar rahe thy.
Tuba: "Kia khayal hai aaj antaak-shiri khaile." Tuba ne baaton k doran kaha.
Main: "Good idia Chotti Maami meri team mein hongi." Main ne Ammi ko dikhaate houy un k bazu ko apni bahon main lete houy kaha.
Tuba: "Theek hai phir Buaa meri team mein hongi." Tuba ne bhi mere hi andaaz mein Ammi ka baazu pakarrte houy kaha.
Phir thorri si koshish k baad chotte barre sab raazi jo gaye. Hum sab do teams mein batt gaye.
1st Team:-
Main, Chotti Maami, Nomi, samina aur Saima Bhabhi.
2nd Team:-
Ammi, Barri Maami,Tuba, Sana aur tanveer.
Naani Amma ko hum ne umpire bana diya. Toss hua aur toss hum jeet gaye. Pehla gaane (song) ka word hum ne dena tha.
Samina: "Pehla word 'muskura' hai." Samina ne kaha.
Ammi: "Ik baar muskura do... ik baar muskura do." Ammi ne gana gaate houy mujhe dekha.
Main ne Ammi ki tarf nahi dekha aur apni aankhain doosri tarf guma lein.
Ammi: "Inkaar" Ammi ne gana gaane k baad aik word bola.