Adultery befikra, fir se
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Mumbai ki ek choti si kholi me Munna apne dosto ke sath betha hota hai aur apni si soch me khoya hua hota hai.
Uska dost raaju - kya re Munna kaha khoya hua hai. Jaldi Jaa ke Pani bhar le warna pani nahi milega sham tak.
Dekh mujhe Jana hai kaam par. Baaki tu bhi kuch kaam dhanda dhund le. Yaha kamre me kitne din pade rahega..
Munna uthta hai aur balti le kar bahar nikal jata hai aur line me lag jata hai.
Munna mann me - yeh sala sab us Kareem aur us ladki ki wajah se ho rha hai. Sala dono ko sabak sikhaonga bas ek baar mauka mil jaye.
Aur us ladki ka bhai bhi. Sala usi ne brijwa bhaiya ko marwaya. Use toh jarur maut dilwaonga me.
Dusri taraf line me se ek aurat bol padti hai.
Areee Bhai..
Aage bad na. Pani lena nhi hai toh aage hat ja..
Pta nhi khade khade sapne dekhte rehte hai lukhe kahi ke..
Munna ......soch hi raha tha k aurat ki awaz sun k usko ghum k dekha toda gusse se or phir line me age badh gaya .....han han badh raha hu itna kya halla kar rahi ho aram se bhi to bol sakti ho na
(Sala kya jindagi ho gai hai ab to koi bhi bol k chala ja raha hai brijwa bhaiya tha to sala kisi ki aukat na thi bolne ki .....brijwa bhaiya tera badla mai lunga us kareem or uski chamiya ko aur uske Bhai ko. jab tak un logon ko sabak na sikha du mai chain se na baithunga
per kaise yahan aise baitha rahunga to kuch na kar paonga mujhe to kuch samjh me na a raha hai k kya karu kiske pass jao. Ek toh us mantri ne apne aadmi mere piche laga rkhe hai. Sala yaha chupna pad rha hai. Kher kuch din ese hi butana padega fir tode din me mamla shant ho jayega phir dekhunga inko)
Idhar subah ki pehli kiran padte hi Meena ki neend khulti hai aur woh samne padi Sabrina ko dekhti hai jo neend me hoti hai puri nangi.
Meena use dekh ke muskurati hai aur washroom me chali jati hai fresh hone. Fir naha ke wapis aati hai aur Sabrina ko uthati hai.
Meena - aree sabbu darling uth Jaa. Subah ke 10 bajne wale hai aur tu abhi tak soyi hai.
Meena ke uthane par Sabrina uthti hai aur khud ko nangi pa ke apne aap ko kambhal ke andar chupa leti hai.
Meena muskurate huye - aree meri jaan..
Ab kyu Sharma rhi hai. Raat bhar toh pure mazze liye tune aur ab dekho rajkumari ko..
Sabrina ko Meena Meena ki baat sunke bahut sharam aarhi hoti hai. Use yakeen nahi hota ki kal raat ko usne yeh sab kar Diya jo usne kabhi socha bhi nhi tha. Woh uthi hai aur Bina kuch bole washroom me chali jati hai.
Shower k niche khadi ho gai ankh band kar k raat ka sochne lagi .....phir ankh band hote hi sanju samne hota hai apne bade se land k sath ....ufff yaar mai pagal ho jaongi jab se shurti k ghar gai hu bas uska bhai ka wo mota land hi meri nazron k samne hota hai kya karu mai mujhe kuch samjh na a raha hai
Naha k towel me bahar ati hu or bina Meena se nazre milaye mai kapde pahanne lagti hu
Sabrina nahate huye raat ki ghatna ko soch rhi hoti hai aur woh sab dobara uske aankho ke samne aane lgta hai.
( Yeh sab mujhse kese ho gya. Me kese behek gyi. Kal raat mujhe kya ho gya tha. Aaj se pehle esa toh kabhi kuch nahi hua mere sath. Ab mujhe khud pe control rkhna padega warna kahi me apna apna na kho du.)
Sabrina naha kar wapis aati hai aur apne kapde pehn ke Meena se kuch bole Bina hi nikal jaati hai.
Dusri taraf Sanju aur Sruthi aur uske dad nashta kr rhe hote hai. Aur ma andar se nashta le kar aati hai.
Dad - accha me chalta hu aaj office me bahut kaam hai.
Ma - theek h mene apna lunch car me rkh diya hai.
Vijay Jane lgta hai toh Seema uske piche jaane lgti hai.
Sruthi nashta krte huye - dekhna abhi ma papa ko kiss Dene gyi hogi..
Sanju shauk se use dekhte huye - oye pagal kya bol rhi hai tu. Badi bigad rhi hai aajkal..
( Kaan kheechte huye )
college me jake tere to par hi nikal aye hain hahahaha
chal ab chup se kha badmash nahi to abhi petai kar dunga mai teri
Sruthi - aree bhaiya tum yaha nhi rehte na. Isliye tumhe pta nhi hai. Mom dad ka romance toh abhi bhi jawa hai. Purane Laila majnu hai dono
Sanju - accha baba ab nashta krle. Faltu ki baate bahut banane lgi hai aajkal tu. College nhi Jana tujhe kya aaj jo faltu ki bato me lgi hai...
Sruthi - kya krungi jaake.
Aajkal kuch khaas padhai na chal rhi hai. Bas cultural event ki taiyaaria chal rhi hai. Wese aap batao aapka kya plan hai aajka. Kuch khas na ho toh mujhe hi ghuma do aaj..
Sanju - chal hatt..
Mere paas koi kaam na hai kya Jo tujhe ghumata firunga. Tu apne dosto ke sath maze kr. Mujhe Aaj kafi kaam hai.
Sruthi nashta khatam krti hai aur apna bag le kar nikal jaati hai. Raste me pahuch ke.
Sruthi - oye majnu...
Chalna nahi hai kya Aaj college.
Kareem - me toh kabse wait kr rha hu Tumhara yaar. Tu hi hai ki aa nhi Rahi hai.
Sruthi - kaha wait kr rha hai. ?
Kareem - tere gali me hi khada hu. Abhi abhi uncle ji ki car nikali hai. Shayd dekha nhi unhone mujhe..
Sruthi - kameene kitni baar kaha hai. Apni ghaadi yaha mat laya kr. Ruk me aati hu.
Kareem.....are yaar tu bhi na kitna darti hai kab se wait kar raha hu tera or tu hai k mujhe hi dant rahi hai
Ye to wahi baat ho gayi na madam ko lene bhi ao or madam ji ki dant bhi khao .....
• Thodi der me Sruthi waha aa jaati hai aur Kareem use dekhta hu rehta hai.
Sruthi - kya hua..
Ab ese kya dekh rha hai tu..
Kareem - ese hi..
Dekh nahi sakta kya tujhe..
Wese bahut khubsurat lag rahi....
Sruthi Kareem ki baat sunke thoda Sharmati hai aur fir use daatne lgti hai.
Sruthi - tujhe kitni baar bola hai mere Ghar ke aas paas mat fatka kar. Faltu me lafde ho sakte hai.
Kareem - yaar itni chupa k to car lagaya hu kun dekhega tu bina matlab hi gussa karti hai
Sruthi - accha accha ab baate na bana. Tere sath isliye ja rhi hu college kyuki tune kaha tha ki jab theek hounga toh tere sath hi college jaonga isliye. Ab jaldi kr.
Sruthi car me beth jaati hai. Aur Kareem car start kr deta hai aur dono chal padte hai.
Sruthi - mujhe nahi raste pe dhyaan de. Warna accident ho jayega..
Sruthi ki baat sunkar Kareem jhep jata hai aur aage dekhne lgta hai par kuch bolta nhi hai. Sruthi bhi mann hi mann muskurati hai aur fir use dekhte huye kehti hai.
Sruthi - kya hua, kuch bol nhi rha hai tu. Lgta h janab ki jabse haddiya tut ke judi hai tabse akal aagyi hai.
Kareem Sruthi ko dekhte huye - ab kuch bolunga toh tu daatne lgegi isliye chup betha hu.
Wese me bada khush hu.
Sruthi - woh kyu..
Kareem - kyuki tu aaj meri car me mere sath bethi hai.
Sruthi - ohhoo..
Dialogue maar rhe ho..
Wese agar tum ladai jhagda chor do. Aur faltu ke chakkaro ko chorke padhai me dhyaan do toh hum dono ki dosti aage badh sakti hai.
Kareem - dosti toh tumhare taraf se hai. Me toh deewana hu Tera. Tere liye kuch bhi kr sakta hu.
Sruthi - fir se suru ho gya na tu..
Pehle khud ki pehchan bana fir mere bare me sochna. Chal college aagya.
• Kareem car rokta hai aur Sruthi utar ke apne class me chali jati hai aur Kareem bhi car park karke lecture attend krne ja rha hota hai ki uske dost use mil jate hai.
Dost - kya Kareem Bhai..
Waha kaha Jaa rhe ho. Apna adda toh yaha hai. Chalo canteen me thodi masti krte hai.
Kareem - nhi yaar. Tum betho mujhe aaj lecture attend krne hai.
Kareem yeh kehte huye andar chala jata hai aur uske dost use dekhte reh jaate hai.
Kareem ka dost - yaar yeh Kareem Bhai kuch badle badle najar nhi aarhe..
Dusra dost - haa yaar, jabse hospital se aaye hai hum logo se bah
Uska dost raaju - kya re Munna kaha khoya hua hai. Jaldi Jaa ke Pani bhar le warna pani nahi milega sham tak.
Dekh mujhe Jana hai kaam par. Baaki tu bhi kuch kaam dhanda dhund le. Yaha kamre me kitne din pade rahega..
Munna uthta hai aur balti le kar bahar nikal jata hai aur line me lag jata hai.
Munna mann me - yeh sala sab us Kareem aur us ladki ki wajah se ho rha hai. Sala dono ko sabak sikhaonga bas ek baar mauka mil jaye.
Aur us ladki ka bhai bhi. Sala usi ne brijwa bhaiya ko marwaya. Use toh jarur maut dilwaonga me.
Dusri taraf line me se ek aurat bol padti hai.
Areee Bhai..
Aage bad na. Pani lena nhi hai toh aage hat ja..
Pta nhi khade khade sapne dekhte rehte hai lukhe kahi ke..
Munna ......soch hi raha tha k aurat ki awaz sun k usko ghum k dekha toda gusse se or phir line me age badh gaya .....han han badh raha hu itna kya halla kar rahi ho aram se bhi to bol sakti ho na
(Sala kya jindagi ho gai hai ab to koi bhi bol k chala ja raha hai brijwa bhaiya tha to sala kisi ki aukat na thi bolne ki .....brijwa bhaiya tera badla mai lunga us kareem or uski chamiya ko aur uske Bhai ko. jab tak un logon ko sabak na sikha du mai chain se na baithunga
per kaise yahan aise baitha rahunga to kuch na kar paonga mujhe to kuch samjh me na a raha hai k kya karu kiske pass jao. Ek toh us mantri ne apne aadmi mere piche laga rkhe hai. Sala yaha chupna pad rha hai. Kher kuch din ese hi butana padega fir tode din me mamla shant ho jayega phir dekhunga inko)
Idhar subah ki pehli kiran padte hi Meena ki neend khulti hai aur woh samne padi Sabrina ko dekhti hai jo neend me hoti hai puri nangi.
Meena use dekh ke muskurati hai aur washroom me chali jati hai fresh hone. Fir naha ke wapis aati hai aur Sabrina ko uthati hai.
Meena - aree sabbu darling uth Jaa. Subah ke 10 bajne wale hai aur tu abhi tak soyi hai.
Meena ke uthane par Sabrina uthti hai aur khud ko nangi pa ke apne aap ko kambhal ke andar chupa leti hai.
Meena muskurate huye - aree meri jaan..
Ab kyu Sharma rhi hai. Raat bhar toh pure mazze liye tune aur ab dekho rajkumari ko..
Sabrina ko Meena Meena ki baat sunke bahut sharam aarhi hoti hai. Use yakeen nahi hota ki kal raat ko usne yeh sab kar Diya jo usne kabhi socha bhi nhi tha. Woh uthi hai aur Bina kuch bole washroom me chali jati hai.
Shower k niche khadi ho gai ankh band kar k raat ka sochne lagi .....phir ankh band hote hi sanju samne hota hai apne bade se land k sath ....ufff yaar mai pagal ho jaongi jab se shurti k ghar gai hu bas uska bhai ka wo mota land hi meri nazron k samne hota hai kya karu mai mujhe kuch samjh na a raha hai
Naha k towel me bahar ati hu or bina Meena se nazre milaye mai kapde pahanne lagti hu
Sabrina nahate huye raat ki ghatna ko soch rhi hoti hai aur woh sab dobara uske aankho ke samne aane lgta hai.
( Yeh sab mujhse kese ho gya. Me kese behek gyi. Kal raat mujhe kya ho gya tha. Aaj se pehle esa toh kabhi kuch nahi hua mere sath. Ab mujhe khud pe control rkhna padega warna kahi me apna apna na kho du.)
Sabrina naha kar wapis aati hai aur apne kapde pehn ke Meena se kuch bole Bina hi nikal jaati hai.
Dusri taraf Sanju aur Sruthi aur uske dad nashta kr rhe hote hai. Aur ma andar se nashta le kar aati hai.
Dad - accha me chalta hu aaj office me bahut kaam hai.
Ma - theek h mene apna lunch car me rkh diya hai.
Vijay Jane lgta hai toh Seema uske piche jaane lgti hai.
Sruthi nashta krte huye - dekhna abhi ma papa ko kiss Dene gyi hogi..
Sanju shauk se use dekhte huye - oye pagal kya bol rhi hai tu. Badi bigad rhi hai aajkal..
( Kaan kheechte huye )
college me jake tere to par hi nikal aye hain hahahaha
chal ab chup se kha badmash nahi to abhi petai kar dunga mai teri Sruthi - aree bhaiya tum yaha nhi rehte na. Isliye tumhe pta nhi hai. Mom dad ka romance toh abhi bhi jawa hai. Purane Laila majnu hai dono
Sanju - accha baba ab nashta krle. Faltu ki baate bahut banane lgi hai aajkal tu. College nhi Jana tujhe kya aaj jo faltu ki bato me lgi hai...
Sruthi - kya krungi jaake.
Aajkal kuch khaas padhai na chal rhi hai. Bas cultural event ki taiyaaria chal rhi hai. Wese aap batao aapka kya plan hai aajka. Kuch khas na ho toh mujhe hi ghuma do aaj..
Sanju - chal hatt..
Mere paas koi kaam na hai kya Jo tujhe ghumata firunga. Tu apne dosto ke sath maze kr. Mujhe Aaj kafi kaam hai.
Sruthi nashta khatam krti hai aur apna bag le kar nikal jaati hai. Raste me pahuch ke.
Sruthi - oye majnu...
Chalna nahi hai kya Aaj college.
Kareem - me toh kabse wait kr rha hu Tumhara yaar. Tu hi hai ki aa nhi Rahi hai.
Sruthi - kaha wait kr rha hai. ?
Kareem - tere gali me hi khada hu. Abhi abhi uncle ji ki car nikali hai. Shayd dekha nhi unhone mujhe..
Sruthi - kameene kitni baar kaha hai. Apni ghaadi yaha mat laya kr. Ruk me aati hu.
Kareem.....are yaar tu bhi na kitna darti hai kab se wait kar raha hu tera or tu hai k mujhe hi dant rahi hai
Ye to wahi baat ho gayi na madam ko lene bhi ao or madam ji ki dant bhi khao .....
• Thodi der me Sruthi waha aa jaati hai aur Kareem use dekhta hu rehta hai.
Sruthi - kya hua..
Ab ese kya dekh rha hai tu..
Kareem - ese hi..
Dekh nahi sakta kya tujhe..
Wese bahut khubsurat lag rahi....
Sruthi Kareem ki baat sunke thoda Sharmati hai aur fir use daatne lgti hai.
Sruthi - tujhe kitni baar bola hai mere Ghar ke aas paas mat fatka kar. Faltu me lafde ho sakte hai.
Kareem - yaar itni chupa k to car lagaya hu kun dekhega tu bina matlab hi gussa karti hai
Sruthi - accha accha ab baate na bana. Tere sath isliye ja rhi hu college kyuki tune kaha tha ki jab theek hounga toh tere sath hi college jaonga isliye. Ab jaldi kr.
Sruthi car me beth jaati hai. Aur Kareem car start kr deta hai aur dono chal padte hai.
Sruthi - mujhe nahi raste pe dhyaan de. Warna accident ho jayega..
Sruthi ki baat sunkar Kareem jhep jata hai aur aage dekhne lgta hai par kuch bolta nhi hai. Sruthi bhi mann hi mann muskurati hai aur fir use dekhte huye kehti hai.
Sruthi - kya hua, kuch bol nhi rha hai tu. Lgta h janab ki jabse haddiya tut ke judi hai tabse akal aagyi hai.
Kareem Sruthi ko dekhte huye - ab kuch bolunga toh tu daatne lgegi isliye chup betha hu.
Wese me bada khush hu.
Sruthi - woh kyu..
Kareem - kyuki tu aaj meri car me mere sath bethi hai.
Sruthi - ohhoo..
Dialogue maar rhe ho..
Wese agar tum ladai jhagda chor do. Aur faltu ke chakkaro ko chorke padhai me dhyaan do toh hum dono ki dosti aage badh sakti hai.
Kareem - dosti toh tumhare taraf se hai. Me toh deewana hu Tera. Tere liye kuch bhi kr sakta hu.
Sruthi - fir se suru ho gya na tu..
Pehle khud ki pehchan bana fir mere bare me sochna. Chal college aagya.
• Kareem car rokta hai aur Sruthi utar ke apne class me chali jati hai aur Kareem bhi car park karke lecture attend krne ja rha hota hai ki uske dost use mil jate hai.
Dost - kya Kareem Bhai..
Waha kaha Jaa rhe ho. Apna adda toh yaha hai. Chalo canteen me thodi masti krte hai.
Kareem - nhi yaar. Tum betho mujhe aaj lecture attend krne hai.
Kareem yeh kehte huye andar chala jata hai aur uske dost use dekhte reh jaate hai.
Kareem ka dost - yaar yeh Kareem Bhai kuch badle badle najar nhi aarhe..
Dusra dost - haa yaar, jabse hospital se aaye hai hum logo se bah