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Ujwala - wese naina sach bolti hu tu sahi bande ko date kar rahi hai tera boyfriend cute dikhne ke sath sath kitna caring bhi he jo kal bina kuch soche tumhare liye ladne lag gaya aisa boyfriend milna kitna mushkil he pata hai


Uski baat sunte hi naina aur apun ke muh se ek sath coffee chut gai


Iski bahen ko kutta katwau kya boli ye Bhosdi abhi.?????



Aage....


Ye aise kaise bol sakti hai be matlb kuch bhi
Mana ki naina ne apun ko uska dost bataya tha lekin bf bole to ye kuch jyada nahi ho raha bc..

Ye soch ke jaise hi apun usko bolne ko huwa Naina ne apun ka hath pakad ke chup karwaya..

Naina - Ujju tum jaisa soch rahi ho wesa kuch bhi nahi hai ham dono bas achhe friends he actually family friends kahogi to bhi better rahega..

Family friends nahi Family member hu chahera bhai ye bata is lodi ko warna ye aage bakchodi karegi
Ye apun apne man me hi bol raha tha kyu ki bahar bolne se kal hi naina ne mana kiya tha
Aur tab mere ko bhi samjh nahi aaya tha ki log aisa bhi soch sakte hai.. :doh:


Saiba - c'mon naina jhut to mat bolo sab samjh aata hai hame ha agar tum abhi ke liye chupana chahti ho toh koi baat nahi wese bhi der sawer hi sahi tumhe hame batana to padega hi..

Ye lawdi bhi maza lene lagi ab wah sali ke bf ko aur pitna chahiye tha bc tab aaj ye hospital me rehti uske pass bajaye yaha aisi bakchodi karne ke..


Naina - Are yaar tum dono ko jo samjhna he samjho
wese bhi class ke liye late ho raha hai chalo jaldi..


Kya....??? Ye kaisa jawab diya??

Apun yahi soch raha tha ki wo sab uth khadi hui wo dono lawdiyo ke muh pe kuch alag hi raunak thi jaise kuch bada jaan liya ho
Apun ne naina ke taraf dekha to wo abhi ke liye chup rehne ka bol rahi thi

Ab kar bhi kya sakta tha class ka time to ho raha tha isliye apun bhi chup raha fir ham apni apni class ke liye nikal liye

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Apun jab class me pahucha to aaj bhi kal jaisa hi scene tha matlb sab wahi baithey they komal aur uski 2no dost apni jaga wo jhingur log apni jaga
Jhingur se yaad aaya is chamche jhingur pe punch udhar he apna sale ne giraya tha apne ko
Lekin abhi nahi agli baar sut samet dunga wo bhi badhiya sa

Khair apun ka ek lauta college friend Mr. Langur double battery wala (dev) bhi apni jagah pe betha huwa tha
Apun uske paas jake baith gaya

Apun - aur chavee kaisa he

Pata nahi kyu apun ko dekh ke iske muh pe bara baj jate hai

Apun - kya huwa be muh kyu latka raha hai

Dev - kuch nahi bas thoda mood kharab hai

Apun - kyu item ne dene se mana kardiya kya Jaane de apne ko kya ye bata kal jo bola tha wo kiya ki nahi

Dev - kya kiya kya bola tha tumne

Apun - le battery sirf ankho ke liye hi laga rakhi he kya dimag ko bhi thoda power de usse Abe kal nots ka xerox marke lane ka bola tha na tu wo kya huwa

Dev - ye maine kab bola tha wo to tum they jisne lane ko bola tha

Apun - are to tune bola ya apun ne bola baat ek hi he naa chal de jaldi se nots apun ko sari padhai cover karni he warna lawda kya chal raha hai samjh nahi ayega kal ki tarha

Dev - wo maine nahi laye mere pass pure nots nahi hai tumhe kisi aur se lene padenge

Apun - kya tere pass pure nots nahi hai

Dev - haa nahi he

Apun - are to koi baat nahi apun dusre se le leta hai isme kya badi baat he
Dekh abhi devika Bhabi ko bolta hu wo jhat se nots de degi


Itna bolke apun devika ke taraf dekh ke apna gala saf kar raha tha jisse jor se awaj de saku ki itne me dev ne rok liya


Dev - nahi nahi tum use awaj kyu de rahe ho ruko mai deta hu na

Itna bolke usne apne bag me se nots nikale aur apun ko diye
Sala langur apun se bakchodi khel raha tha ab aaya na line pe


Apun ne wo sare nots liye aur apne bag me rakh diye
Kuch der me wo kal ka professor bhi aagaya padhane
Uski class khatam hui to baki ke professors bhi wese hi aate gaye fir baad me wo dadi bhi aayi aur mast se padhke chali gai
history to aise padhati he dadi ki pucho mat aisa lagta hai ki sab samne hi ho raha ho

Khair uske baad chutti hui aur sab students bahar chale gaye siwaye mere aur dev ke

Apun baitha nots dekh raha tha ki dev bol pada

Dev - tumhe nahi jana he kya canteen me

Apun - na bc aaj bhuk nahi hai

Dev apun ki baat sunke itna sa muh bana ke baith gaya lekin fir thodi der me bol pada

Dev - bhai yaar Please thodi der ke liye bahar hoke aaja

Usne ye is tarha kahi thi ki pucho mat sala aisa to koi bhikari bhi 5rs nahi mangta

Apun ne usko ek baar dekha fir class ke door ki taraf jaha devika thodi aad me khadi thi lekin itna bhi nahi ke use pehchan na pau

Apun - 10min me aata he apun bathroom se

Itna bolke apun bahar nikal liya
Apun ke jate hi devika andar chali gayi

Wah re "chup chup ke milne se milne ka maza toh ayega" wala pyar


To be continued....
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Apun ne usko ek baar dekha fir class ke door ki taraf jaha devika thodi aad me khadi thi lekin itna bhi nahi ke use pehchan na pau

Apun - 10min me aata he apun bathroom se

Itna bolke apun bahar nikal liya
Apun ke jate hi devika andar chali gayi

Wah re "chup chup ke milne se milne ka maza toh ayega" wala pyar


Aage....


"Umm wah maza agaya kya swad he bhidu ek number"

Ye apun ne paratha khate huwe bola tha jo dev ki devika ne uske liye laya tha ghar se
Mana Apun ke andar aate hi wo chali gai thi lekin gobi ke parathe kya banaye they usne bata nahi sakta

Apun - aise kya dekh raha he be sach bol raha hu le tu bhi khake dekh

Ye bolke apun ne dev ko ek paratha diya
Pata nahi kyu wo mayus hoke kabhi mujhe to kabhi parathe ke tiffin ko dekh raha tha
Shayad use parathe pasand nahi hoge

Dev - tumhe to bhuk nahi thi na aaj

Uski baat sunke apun ko khansi aagai sala khane ke bich me tokta he

Apun - sahi to bola tha apun ko bhuk nahi thi lekin ye parathe ki khushbu se bhuk lag gai kal bhabi ko bolna ki aalu ke parathe leke aaye

Ab is baar khansne ki bari dev ki thi

Dev - bhabi kon bhabi aur kiski bhabi??

Apun - Abe battery rehne de fir shuru karega apun Kuch bola to ki ham dost he ye he wo he lodu he dost bana hu tera itna to pata laga hi sakta hu
Tu bas bolde usko maa kasam parathe banane wale ke hath chumne ka dil kar raha hai


Apun ki baat pe wo apun ko aise dekh raha tha jaise uski chaddi me aag laga di ho maine

Apun - chal chal hath tu chum lena parathe apun kha lega

Ab tak apun ne bache huwe 3 parathe kha liye they aur wo langur ek ko hi kabhi ghurta to kabhi khata

Khair parathe khake maza agaya tha ab bas intazar tha to kal ki maal madam renuka ka
aaye haaye mera item ji karta hai uske aate hi lapak ke apni baho me lelu aur bas chumma lelu ji bharke aur fir... La la lala la la lala lalalala

Dev - kya huwa kidhar khoye ho

Iski toh sale ne achha sapna dekh raha tha sab bigad diya


Apun khada huwa aur jaise hi aas pass dekha to bc sab students agaye the abhi idhar udhar dekh hi raha tha ki ek pyari si awaj aayi

Renuka m - Why are you standing

Bc ye kab huwa matlab apun sapno me khoya huwa tha tab tak itna sab ho gaya
Sare students andar agaye aur to aur jiske sapne dekh raha tha wo bhi andar agai aur mere ko pata bhi na chala

Abhi ye soch hi raha tha ki us maal mera matlb renuka madam ne fir bola

Renuka M - kya hua khade khade so gaye kya

Abki baar thik se hosh me aaya to dekha bahut se students has rahe the upar se komal bhi ghur ke dekh rahi thi

Apun jhat se niche baith gaya sala ye gajab beijjati ho gayi
Ab thik se bolu to madam maal hi aisi thi ki ye sab to banta hi tha
Warna apun ke sath ke bachhe to bhaddi si shakal ki madam ko dekh ke hila lete the

Khair usne padhana shuru kiya aur apun usko ghurta raha pyar se
Haaye English bhi uske honto se nikalte huwe kitni pyari lag rahi thi kya bolu
Ek dam aise ki makkhan pe garam churi chalti hai
Unko dekh ke lag raha tha ki sara makkhan ek baar me chat jau

Honto se niche najar gai toh waha uski surahi dar gardan jo kisi ko bhi deewana bana de uske niche najar gai to apun ka gala sukh gaya
Apun ke pass bolne ko shabd nahi hai bas samjho ki suit me kase huwe 2bade bade pake aam...
Cheee gande word nahi be
Ha samjho ki 2pani se bhare huwe gubbare

Ye kya hai bc

English ki madam he... Hmmm......

Ha aisa samjho ki 2 ras bhare melon ho wo bhi size se jyada bade :drool:
Ab man kya kar raha tha ye batane ki zaroorat nahi he pata hai tum samjh gaye honge sale sab harami jo ho :wink2:

Abhi uske melons se upar ankho pe aaya hi tha ke apun ne dekha wo apun ko hi ghur rahi he lekin ye pyar wala nahi tha

Uski aur meri ankhe char hote hi apun samjh gaya ki beta ab ankhe hatale warna pith dard karne lagegi

Isliye apun ne usse dhayn hataya lekin fir se ruka na gaya to usko dekhne laga isbaar bhi wahi huwa to apun ne same wese hi kiya
Ye sab class khatam hone tak chalta raha aur har baar uski ankho me gussa pehle se jyada dikha tha
Madam ke jane ke baad komal bhi bag leke aur uski dosto ko bye bolke class se chali gayi

Uske jaate hi dev jo ye sab dekh raha tha bol pada
Dev - bhai mere chahta kya he madam suspend kar degi tujhe aur tere sath mera bhi naam badnaam hoga

Is lodu kaa naam bhi he? Wah re languro ke raja

Apun - are kuch nahi hota ye to bas aise hi tha
Aur yaar tu apun ka dost he darne ka nai be

Ye apun ne uske gale me bah dalti hui boli

Dev khud ko chuda ke - pata nahi kis tarha ki dosti he ye jo madam se pitwayegi

Ab isko kya batata ki apun ki dosti kaisi he wo to apun se dosti karne wala hi bata sakta hai :cool:

Iske baad kuch khas na huwa baki ke class hone ke baad dev ko ek good bye wali jhappi deke apun nikal gaya parking me
Fokat ke nots aur badhiya paranthe mile the itna to banta hai :D

Parking me naina apun ka wait kar rahi thi aur sath me uski wo lawdi dost bhi thi jisko dekh ke hi apun ne reverse mara aur gate ki taraf chal diya agar waha jata to pata nahi aur kya bol deti bosdiki


Thodi der me naina waha aagai aur is baar sath me komal bhi thi pakka isne aaj ki apun ki harkat ke bare me bataya hoga naina ko

Lekin naina ne apun ko kuch nahi bola aur apun ko leke wo chal di office maa ne subhah bulaya jo tha
Komal bhi sath ayi is liye apun naina ko subhah ke bare me kuch bol Na saka

Thodi der me ham 3no office pahoch chuke the
Waha bahar hi maa aur payal khadi thi
Sach bolta hu wo madam se kai matlb kai jyada khatarnak lag rahi thi
Wese to thi wo office wale kapdo me hi lekin har baar pata nahi kyu aisa lagta hai ki ye pehle se jyada khubsurat ho gai he upar se uske chehre ki wo pyari muskaan aur jhil si ankhe kai aur bhatkne hi nahi deti thi

Abhi apun usme khoya hi tha ki

Naina - akki ab utrega bhi ya yuhi baitha rahega

Uski baat pe apun hadbada gaya aur jaldi se utar gaya
Jab payal ki taraf dekha to wo shararti muskaan liye apun ko dekh rahi thi jaise use pata ho abhi apun ke sath kya huwa tha


Khair sab ek dusre se mile khas kar payal komal se jese unki bahut achhi pehchan

uske baad payal apun ke pass aayi

Payal - congrats

Ye usne apna daya hath aage badhake kaha tha jisko apun ne kampte huwe pakad liya
Kasam se ek dam kapkapi chut gai thi sharir me
440 voltej ka jhatka bhi fika tha tab lekin dard ke jagah mitha mitha lag raha tha
Kya hath tha uska ek dam najuk mulayam Upar se thanda
Jisko apun ne kas ke pakad liya tha jaise wo nahi hota ki thande poll pe agar koi jibh chipka de toh asani se chhut nahi sakti thik wese hi apun ka hath uske sath chipk gaya tha


Aur wo abhi bhi chipka hi rehta agar naina bich Me naa bolti

Naina - kya yaar payal Di aap ne sara surprise kharab kardiya

Uske bolne se apun ne jhat se hath chhod diya
Aur khud ko sambhala toh paya ki Naina kuch surprise ki baat kar rahi hai
Aur uske liye apun puchta ki maa bol padi

Maa - matlb tumne use bataya nahi abhi tak

Maa ki baat sunke naina ne naa me sar hilaya jise dekh ke apun bola
Apun - kya nahi bataya maa isne

Naina - aap kuch mat bolo chachi aur tum mere sath aao

Ye bolke naina apun ka hath pakad ke khinchte huwe maa ke car ke paas le gai
Jaha ek mast si bike khadi thi

Naina - ye raha tumhara surprise
Bajaj Dominar 400 pasand aayi obviously pasand ayegi komal ne aur maine jo select ki thi

Ye kya he be bole to ek dam bawal
mast he dikhne me upar se kaale rung me aur bhi mast lag rahi thi
Ye bike apun ke liye thi shayad kal ke wajah se maa ne li hogi jisse kal jaisa phir na ho
apun bahut khush huwa lekin.......

Naina - kya huwa aise kyu dekh rahe ho pasand ayi ya nahi kuch toh bolo

Apun maa ko dekh kar - apun ko gadi chalane nahi aati

Ye baat sunke wo 3no ne apun ki taraf aise dekha ki pucho mat

Thodi der chup rehne ke baad

Maa - koi baat nahi sikh lena bike chalana isme konsi Badi Baat he

Naina - ha koi baat nahi sikh lena

Apun - kaise sikhu apun ko iska kuch bhi nahi pata Bachpan me saikil sikhne me hi bahut time laga tha upar se girke hath ki kohni kitni baar futwai ye pucho mat

Apun ki ye baat sunke pata nahi kyu payal ko hasi aagai jisko usne dabane ki koshish ki

Naina - are kuch nahi hota aisa karte hai ki mai tumhe pehle scooty chalana sikha dungi fir komal se tum bike chalana sikh lena wo expert he bike chalane me


Komal - kya mai

Naina - kyu koi problem he kya thode dino ki baat to he subhah subhah shikha denge ham haina chachi ye sahi rahega na

Naina ne jab maa ko bola toh komal chahke bhi kuch nahi boli lekin wo waha se akshda ke paas jane ka bolke chali gayi

Apun - sun naina aisa karte hai ki tu apun scooty chalana sikha de apun wahi chala lega ye bike komal chala legi

Naina - kya

Apun - ha yaar bike se achha scooty hi he usme break pairse hi to marte hai girne ka chance hi nahi hai

Is baar payal ke sath maa bhi hasne lagi aur Naina ne apun ko halki narajgi se mara

Naina - you kuch bhi mat bol mujhe scooty achhe se chalani aati hai samjha

Uski baat sunke apun bhi chup raha
Fir baad me naina ne apun ko bike be bitha ke kuch photos li pata nahi ye kya bawasir traind he aaj ka

Fir kuch mithai wagera bati staff me aur ham fir ghar ke liye nikal ne lage
Jaisa Naina ne bola tha komal ko bike aati hai toh use bike di uski scooty akshda lane wali thi baad me

Maa sath hi arahi thi to unhone car me chalne ko bola
Isliye apun jaise hi car ki taraf badha payal ne apun ko rok diya

Payal - ek baar firse congrats new bike ke liye

Is baar bhi usne apna hath aage kiya jisko apun khush hoke pakad liya lekin jaise hi apun ne uska hath pakda apun ko pasina chutne laga kyu ki hath milane ke bahane usne apun ko chithhi pakda di thi

Jisko apun ne hath me hi chupa ke rakha aur jhat se car me aake baith gaya
Fir Naina aur komal bhi nikal gai aur maa ke baith te hi ham chal pade

Apun ne car ke pichli khidki se piche dekha to
Payal apne hath ke choti ungli aur anguthe se call ka ishara kar rahi thi uske baad har baar ki tarha usne aankh mari aur andar chali gai


Is baar ye kya bawal tha bhai.....?????

Apun bas yahi soch raha tha sach bolta hu ye pagal kar degi apun ko

Uske baad kuch khas nahi huwa ham ghar aaye to Bmaa aur nehaDi bhi bike dekh ke khush hui
Aur fir unhone kuch puja wagera ki fir baad me baki din normal raha

Apun naina se baat karna chahta tha lekin wo apun se dur hi rahi jaise use pata ho apun kya bolne wala he

Raat ko pawan ki call aayi thi usse baat karke apun so gaya

Pata nahi ye pawan kab apna kaam pura karega.....????



To be continued...






 

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Ohh teri, yeh sala khud ka popat katwa raha hain pure class mein, bhidu aise maidam ko takega toh saale shab hasenge hee na, izzat ka kachra kaiko kar re la hain. Ab pata nahin wo saali kya karegi, jis tarah se dekh rahi thee, wo toh fulltoo naraj hain, bach ke rahio.

Yeh bechara dev babu, fattu sala, lekin hain badhiya, sala pyar karta hain par darta hain, abe dosto se kaisi sharam, agar dost se hi sharam karega toh maal ko kab bolega.

Bhai yeh toh full line de rahi hain, payal bole to, ab isne no. bhi apna chep diya, itna jaldi pat gayee, kuchh toh locha hain bhidu, bach ke rahen ka haan. Ab sala itna jhand admi nahin dekha, bike bhi chalani nahin aati, lekin galti bhi na hain sala jail mein hi toh kaati hain puri zindagi bechare ne. Chal bike seekhne ke bahane se hi komal ke kareeb toh aayega, wo bechari bolna toh chahti hain lekin akshda ke dar se wo pechhe hat rahi hain. Yeh naina bhi bach ke chal rahi hain, yeh bhi jholar nikli, saare sabhi lochebaaj bhare pare hain.

bole toh ekdum faru episode tha bhau.
 
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