Incest Branded tapori

[andyking302]

Update 22



Naina - "ruk jao akki inhe mat maro"

Apun - "nahi naina inhe apun aaj nahi chhodega salone socha bhi kese ki woh tumhe kuch kar sakte hai"

Aur apun ne naina ko kudse alag kiya aur jake usladke ko ek punch rakhne hi wala tha ki naina ne jo bola use sunkar
Apun ke dimag me bas yahi bat aayi ki

"sala ab ye kya chutiyapa hai"




Ab aage...


Naina - "akki ye sab ek mazak tha chhodo inhe"

Naina ki bat sunke apun ne usladke ko chhoda aur naina ke samne gaya


Apun - "mazak? Kesa mazak tu ye kya keh rahi hai naina
Abhi toh tu inse darke bhag rahi thi aur ab keh rahi hai ki ek mazak tha"


Apun ki bat ka jawab naina ki dost ne diya jo apun ke us chutiye ko chhodne ke bad uske pass gai thi


G2 - "mai batati hu akhir bat kya hai"

Itna kehke wo apna rumal jisse wo us chutiye ka muh poch rahi thi uske hath me thama kar hamare samne aake khadi ho jati hai


G2 - "dekho darasal bat ye hai ki ye sab naina aur ham sabne milke drama kiya tha
Jisse ham tumhe dara sake lekin actually jese socha tha wese nahi huwa aur tumne gusse me aake insabko pit diya"

Ye sab kehne ke bad wo fir se uske pass chali jati hai


G2- (usko uthate huwe) "koi aise bhi kisi ko marta hai kya"

Par uski bat apun ko bilkul bhi nahi sunaidi kyu ki abhi apun bahut gusse me tha aur naina ke taraf dekh raha tha

Apun ko ye mazak bilkul pasand nahi aaya tha

Jab naina ko ye bat samjhme aayi toh wo kuch Kehne ko hui

Naina - "akkii...... Woh....."

Isse aage wo kuch bolti apun waha se chala gaya
Apun ke piche se wo bhi awaj deti hui apun ke piche aarahi thi fir bhi apun naa ruka bas waha se aage chalta raha

Apun ke ankhome halke ansu bhi aarahe they jisse apun ko aage ka thik se dikhai naa de raha tha
Aur isike chalte samne se aati hui car apun ko naa dikhi
Wo to achha huwa us car wale ne jorse break mari jisse car jorse awaj karte huwe ruk gai

Lekin uska halkasa dhakka apun ko laga jarur jisse apun samne car ke bonnet pe gira
Ek toh pehle hi apun gusse me tha jiska natija ye nikala ki apun ne puri takat se ek mukka bonnet pe mara

Apun - "teri toh saaaa......"

Apun ki awaj andar hi dab gai jab apun ne andar bethey shaks ko dekha
Wo aur koi nahi Akshada thi jo abhi apun ko gusse se ghur rahi thi

Usko dekhte hi apun ne matha pit liya ki bas yahi baki tha

Uske utarne se pehle hi apun waha se chala gaya
Sala apun soch raha tha ki akhir ye aaj kya ho raha hai
maaki sare kaand aaj hi hone wale hai aisa lag raha tha

Kherr waha se khisakne ke bad apun ne pehle toh apun ka gussa kam kiya fir logo ko puchte huwe class pahucha

Wese toh mera lawda jaye class par yaha apun kar bhi kya sakta tha isliye jhak mar ke Jaana pada

Andar ghuste hi sab apun ko ghur ke dekh rahe they
Aur apun sari class ko ghur raha tha ki sala upar bench pe bethne ke liye jaga hai ya jese 12th tak niche beth ke padhai ki thi wese hi karna hoga

Shukar hai yaha wesa nahi tha kuch bench pe jaga khali thi jinme se ek jaga kuch ladke bethey huwe they waha waha ek jaga khali thi

Fir uske thik baju me jaga khali thi waha komal bethi hui thi
Jab apun ne usko dekha to wo bhi apun ko ghur rahi thi
Par uska ghurna kuch alag tha naa to wo pyar se dekh rahi thi aur naa hi gusse se

Kherr uske bad class ke last me ek pura bench khali tha jaha wo battery betha huwa tha jisse college me aate hi apun ki behas hui thi
Wo bhi sala apun ko gusse se dekh raha tha

Ab apun ke pass sawal ye tha ki bethu kaha pe

Apun ko bethna to sabse piche tha par ek bat ye thi ki piche us langur ke pass bethna matlb ek aur lafda hota
Sala wese bhi sala behas bahut karta hai
Aur apun aaj ke din aur lafda nahi chahta tha

Is liye apun jake unladko ke pass bethne ke liye chala gaya

Par asali lafda to wahi tha..........



To be continued.....

शानदार bhai

 

[andyking302]

Update 23


Apun ko bethna to sabse piche tha par ek bat ye thi ki piche us langur ke pass bethna matlb ek aur lafda hota
Sala wese bhi sala behas bahut karta hai
Aur apun aaj ke din aur lafda nahi chahta tha

Is liye apun jake unladko ke pass bethne ke liye chala gaya

Par asali lafda to wahi tha..........



Ab aage...

Apun jake unladko ke pass bethne laga to unmese ek ladka bola

L1 - oye hero yaha kya kar raha hai

Uski bat sunke pehle to apun ne unsab ki taraf dekha sale aise dekh rahe they jese apun unki gaand marne waha aaya hu

Apun - apun ko yaha jaga khali mili to bethne chala aaya kyu koi bat hai kya

L2 - Haa bat ye hai ki tum yaha nahi beth sakte


Apun - kyu bhai tune ye bench kya gharse laya hai jo nahi beth sakta

Abhi is Waqt sara class apun log ko dekh raha tha isliye apun ki bat sunte hi kuch log hasne lage jiska natija ye huwa ki us bande ko gussa aaya aur wo uski jaga se uthne laga ki tabhi apun ke piche se apun ke kandhe pe kisine hath rakha

Jab apun ne puche dekha to koi banda tha jo kafi jyada banthan ke aaya huwa tha
Sala aisa lag raha tha jese khud ko hero dikhane me ye bahut Sara kharcha karta hai
Kher jab apun piche muda to wo bola

Wo - actually bro this is my place where you are sitting that's why he is telling you to not sit here


Apun - Abe angrejo ke rishtedar kya bola bhai kuch samjha nahi apun

Wo - ye meri jaga hai isliye wo mana kar raha hai

Apun - Ohh OK bro you shit idhar apun go go ok chalta hai


Itna bolke apun waha se Jane laga ki tabhi kisi ne apun ke pair me pair atka dita jiska natija ye huwa ki apun samne komal ke upar jake gira

Apun - Madar****

Bas bc in chutiyo ki hi kami thi aaj ke din bc tab se gussa roke huwe tha par ab rukna mushkil tha
Isliye gusse mai hi apun ne bina ye dekhe ki komal apun ke samne hai
Apun ke muh se gali nikali jisse komal ki ankhe khuli ki khuli reh gai

Apun jhat se utha aur us bsdk ke samne jake use ek rakh ke hi dene wala tha ki ek jhannatedar thappad use pada (wese ye wahi tha(L2) jisne apun ko bethne ko mana kiya tha)

Sala itni jorse wo thappad pada ki is bar wo apne dosto ke upar jake gira
Ye dekh ke to apun ka gussa ek jhatke me furr ho gaya aur jab us londe ko marne wale ke taraf dekha to baki ka gussa hi bhul gaya

Bc wo ek ladki thi jo kafi gusse mai thi kafi ka matlb hai jitna apun ko aaya tha usse bhi 2-4 kilo jyada tha

Us ladki ne jake L2 ko jake uthaya aur firse ek aur thappad chipka diya
Sala 2 thappad khane ke bad L2 to hosh me hi nahi tha

Lekin us ladki ka gussa abhi kam hi nahi huwa tha isliye wo use aur marne wali thi ki abki bar use komal ne pakad liya aur usse L2 ko us ladke ne chuda liya

Komal - RITIKA chodho use jane do

Ritika - nahi komal aaj nahi, maine pehle hi is rohan ko keh diya tha ki hamse dur rahe lekin ye apne dosto ke sath milke har bar kuch naa kuch karta hi rehta hai

US ladki ki bat sunke jiska naam ritika tha wo hero type chutiya usse kehta hai shayad wahi rohan tha

Rohan - what...?? Ab maine aisa kya kiya hai ye ladka hi khud komal pe jake gira tha


Ritika - (uski colar pakad ke) tumhari ye nautanki mere samne nahi chalne wali samjhe maine dekha tha tumne kya kiya hai
Aur uski saja tujhe abhi milegi


Ritika ke bat se to pata chal gaya tha ki ye us lawde rohan ko abhi thokne wali hai aur ho bhi wahi raha tha

Ritika ne komal ko dur karke us lawde ko ek rakhke hi dene wali thi ki komal ki dusri dost jor se bolti hai

Dusri dost - ritika sir aarahe hai chodo ise

Uski bat sunke ritika jhat se ruk jati hai

Ritika - aaj tumhari kismat achhi hai isliye bach gaye lekin yaad rakhna iska badla tumse leke rahungi

Itna bolke wo use chhod deti hai bhailog sachme kya ladki hai kuch samjh nahi aaraha tha
Bc akeli in londo se bhid gai bina kuch soche manna padega boss ladko bahut hard hai

Ritika - oye ladke tum abhi tak gaye nahi

Uski awaj sunke apun khayalo se bahar aaya

Ritika - kya dekh rahe ho tumse hi bol rahi hu aaindase dekh ke chala karo warna iske (L2) jesi tumhari halat hogi

Abe ye to apun ko dhamkane lagi sala iski to thodi si kya tarif kardi ye charecter to sir pe chadhne laga be

Kher apun usko kuch bolta usse pehle komal ne use bitha diya aur mujhse boli

Komal - koi bat nahi aaa... Tum jao yaha se

Ye Pehli bar tha jo komal apun se kuch boli thi fir chahe wo kuch bhi ho apun ke liye yahi thik tha ki apun se usne kuch kaha tha

Is liye apun ka gussa shant ho gaya apun ye tak bhul gaya tha ki us chutiye ko ek mukka marna hai apun ko

Apun to bas komal ki bat manke piche ki taraf us LANGUR ke pass jake beth gaya



Tu be continued......

Nice

 

[andyking302]

Update 24


Komal - "koi bat nahi aaa... Tum jao yaha se"

Ye Pehli bar tha jo komal apun se kuch boli thi fir chahe wo kuch bhi ho apun ke liye yahi thik tha ki apun se usne kuch kaha tha

Is liye apun ka gussa shant ho gaya apun ye tak bhul gaya tha ki us chutiye ko ek mukka marna hai apun ko

Apun to bas komal ki bat manke piche ki taraf us LANGUR ke pass jake beth gaya




Ab aage.....


Apun ke waha pahuchne tak class me ek budhau ki entry ho gai thi
Isliye wo langur apun ko kuch nahi bola aur apun bhi chup chap baith gaya

Yaha tak ki wo chutiya jo 2jhapad me lagbhag behosh hone aaya tha wo bhi ab thik se baith gaya tha

Usko sabne lawdalehsun kiya aur badle me usne bhi wahi bola
Abe good morning bola sach me thodi koi lawdalehsun bolega

Usne ek najar class me dekha jaha use apun bhi dikh gaya lekin use ghanta fark pada wo apni kitab table pe rakh ke padhana shuru kardiya
Kya robdar awaj thi us budhau ki sach me jailer bhi fika laga apun ko uske samne

Wese to wo kya padha raha tha sab lund ke upar se jaa raha tha lekin karta kya sala pehle jab class me dhyan na do to gajab ki sutai karte they
Isliye chup chap dhyan deke samajhne ki koshish karta raha

Uske claas khatam hone ki ghanti bajte hi wo padhana band karke chala gaya
Aur tab baki sare ladke ladki aise halke huwe ki jese unhe koi jabardasti bitha rakha ho aur ab chhoda ho

Sare ek dusre se baat kar rahe they aur apun komal ki taraf dekh ke khush ho raha tha kyu ki wo apne 2no friends ke sath baate kar rahi thi shayad koi khas baat hogi jo thodi bahut has bhi rahi thi

Jab se aaya tab se aaj apun ko wo aise dikhi thi warna ghar me to aise naa thi apun ke samne to bilkul naa thi
Baat karte karte jab komal ne piche apun ki taraf dekha to apun thoda jhep gaya aur idhar udhar dekhne laga ki tabhi us langur ne juban kholi

Langur - " usse dur hi rahoge to tumhare liye achha hoga"

Uski baat sunke apun use dekha

Apun - "kya matlb hai tera kya achha hoga"

Langur - "wo ladki komal jise tum dekh rahe ho usee dur hi raho kyu ki uski khas dost hai ritika jisne us ladke ko mara tha wo bahut gusse wali hai usse sab darte hai yaha tak ki rohan bhi uske samne kuch nahi bol sakta halaki wo khud yaha ke ek bade businessman ka ladka hai aur wo komal ko ek baar propose bhi kar chuka hai lekin fir bhi ritika ke samne wo kuch nahi karta"

Behanki matlb wo hero type chutiya komal ko pareshan karta hai is ki to daimai ek kar dunga

Apun - "hmm achhi baat hai lekin tu kayko apun ko bata rela hai"

Langur - "is liye bata raha hu taki tum samajh jao agar tumhari kisi bhi harkat ka ritika ko pata bhi chala naa wo tumhara muh todne me jara bhi der nahi karegi"

Iski maa ka halwa hai kya bc apun ka muh koi aire gaire ka muh thodi he jo koi bhi todega sala mana ki ladki damdar hai lekin apun ka muh bas ek hi ladki ka thappad kha chuka hai aur wo hi tum log ki..
Chee ye baat nikal kyu nahi rahi dil se

wo koi nahi hai ha bhul jao be sab samjhe warna tum log ka muh maine tod dena hai

Apun ko aisa khoya huwa dekh ke us langur ne hilaya

Langur - "kaha kho gaya sach bol raha hu usse dur reh yahi thik hoga"

Abe lawde ke langur ise kya pata ki mere ko kisee dur rehne ko bol raha hai sala wo apun ki behan hai koi aur thodi
Socha ise batadu lekin fir apun jesa tapori komal ka bhai hai ye pata chala to sab kya sochenge
Isliye apun ne use kuch nai bola

Tab tak dusra sir bhi aagaya tha aur ha pata nahi kyu tum log ko shayad lag rela hoga ki madam ayegi
Lekin naa sir hi hai jindagi me

Usne bhi padhana start kiya aur padha ke nikal liya
Uske baad ek madam aayi wo bhi budhhi thi 55-60 sal ke bich ki
Pata nahi dadi ko kitab dikhti bhi hogi ya nahi

Lekin apun ki soch tab ulti padi jab unhone padhana shuru kiya kafi sai padha rahi thi jo bhi tha bilkul magaj me fit ho raha tha
Unko padhate huwe time kab nikla ye tak pata naa chala

Unki class khatam hote hi sab log bahar jane lage shayad ye khane wane ki chutti thi
Apun bhi socha ghum ke aau kuch bande wahi bethey huwe they wo langur bhi wahi betha kitab me muh dale huwe tha

Apun - "oye tujhe naa jana kya bahar sab log to chale gaye"

Langur - "hmm tujhe usee kya mai naa jata canteen me tujhe jana hai to jaa mujhe padhai karni hai"

Iski toh sach bolta hu subhah se akad raha hai pata nahi kyu jane do apne ko kya apun bahar gaya pure college ki ek chakkar lagaya kafi bada tha isme hi apun ko ghumte huwe 10min lage
Fir apun class me gaya to ab ki baar waha koi nahi tha
Lekin last bench pe jaha apun us langur ke pass betha tha waha abhi wo aur uske sath koi aur tha jo khada tha aur wo langur betha huwa aur batau wo ladki thi jo komal ki dost hi thi jisne sir aane ka bataya tha wo usse baat kar rahi thi
Bande ke chehre ki khushi dekhte hi banti thi

Apun jab andar gaya to 2no apun ko dekh ke hadbada gaye
Iski toh sala mujhe dara raha tha aur kuch dusri dost ke sath laga huwa hai wah re duniya langur ke muh me..... Sorry bagal me angur


Apun ko dekh ke hi wo ladki jaldi se nikal gai aur wo langur lawde jesa muh leke idhar udhar dekhne laga

Apun uske paas gaya aur apna bag dekhne laga

Langur - "wo...wo dekho tum jo soch rahe ho aisa kuch nahi hai"

Apun - "apun ke bag ko khola toh nahi naa tu"

Langur - "nahi ham sirf baat kar rahe they wo mujhse notes le rahi thi"

Fir jab use samjh aaya ki apun kya bola

Langur - "kya mai kyu tumhari bag ko hath lagaunga"

Apun - "dekh tu hath laga ya naa laga lekin bag se kuch bhi gayab huwa to sabse pehle tere ko dhounga"

Langur - "kya lekin mujhe kyu maine to kuch naa kiya"

Apun - "kuch mat kar lekin apun aisaich karta hai isee pehle jaha tha waha bahut chori karte they londe aur khas kar jo pass me baithta tha wahi karta tha isliye bas samjha raha hu"

Ye bolke apun uske pass baith gaya wo shayad bolna chahta tha lekin chup raha
Thodi der aise hi baithne ke baad apun ne hi aage bola

Apun - "naam kya hai"

Langur - "Dev.. Dev rajput"

Apun - "abe langur tera nahi uska jo baat kar rahi thi"

Dev - "kya kyu kya karna hai jankar"

Uski baat pe apun ne lawde ko ghur ke dekha

Apun - "puch raha hu bas utna bata warna jis tarha tu bata raha tha uski dost ko jake bata dunga agar tu ye nahi chahta to jitna bolu utna jawab de aur ab bata uska naam kya hai?"

Dev - "ji... devika"



To be continued...

शानदार जबरदस्त भाई

 

[andyking302]

Update 25


Apun - "naam kya hai"

Langur - "Dev.. Dev rajput"

Apun - "abe langur tera nahi uska jo baat kar rahi thi"

Dev - "kya kyu kya karna hai jankar"

Uski baat pe apun ne lawde ko ghur ke dekha

Apun - "puch raha hu bas warna jis tarha tu bata raha tha uski dost ko jake bata dunga agar tu ye nahi chahta to jitna bolu utna jawab de aur ab bata uska naam kya hai?"

Dev - "devika"



Ab aage...


" dev-devika, achha naam hai dono ka bhai behan ho kya?"

Apun ki baat sunke wo langur apun ko ghur ke dekhne laga..

Apun - "abe ghur mat wo lawde AARAV ne pucha tha writer ko"

Dev - "kya kya bol raha hai"

Apun - "jane de tere sar ke upar se jayegi ye writer ki baat,
Tu bata bhai behan to nahi ho naa?"

Dev - "nahi aisa kuch nahi hai bas hamari family kafi pehle se janti hai ek dusre ko hamare papa friends hai ek dusre ke"


Apun - "ohh achhi baat hai fir! Lekin tum log us londiya se darte kyu ho khul ke mila karo"

Apun ki baat sunke wo soch me pad gaya ki kya jawab de
Fir jhijhakte huwe aage bola..

Dev - "wo darasal baat ye hai ki ham bachpan ke baad haal hi me wapas mile hai mere dad ki job ke wajah se pehle dusre city me rehte they aur ab unka transfer yaha ho gaya hai to mera admission yaha kardiya gaya mujhe tab devika ke bare me nahi pata tha aur 1st day hi mera usse jhagda ho gaya tha aur fir baad me family ke bare me pata chala aur hamari sulah bhi ho gai aur ham abhi achhe dost bhi hai lekin ritika ke wajah se ham dono ko chup ke baat karni padti hai"

Hao bc iske sath yahi hona chahiye muh phat upar se akad lund jaisi iski hi galti hogi kuch
mere ko bhi subhah juban lada raha tha langur kahi ka..

Apun - "sahi baat hai laga reh apun naa bolega kisi ko kuch lekin apun ka kaam tere ko karna padega"

Apun ki baat sunke aise dekhne laga jese uska kahi pichwada naa marlu..

Dev - "kaisa kaam"

Apun - "are kuch nahi bas apun abhi aaya hai to iske pehle kya padhaya wo pata nahi hai apun ko tu help kar dena"

Dev - "ohh ye baat koi naa tum mere nots se copy kar lena"

Apun - "are wah kya idea hai achha thik hai fir kal aate time sare notes ki xerox marke leke aana"

Apun ki baat sunke usne aisa muh khola jese ek baar me 2bade chocobar nigal jayega

Dev "kyaaaa"

Apun - "are kya kya bol rela hai dost hai apun tera dost ke liye itna to kar hi sakta hai aur badle me apun hai naa tera secret sambhal ke rakhega aur chahe to tu use apni item bhi bana apun full help karega"

Dev - "ham dost kab bane? Aur meri uske sath bas dosti hai jesa tum soch rahe ho wesa kuch nahi hai"

Apun uske gale me hath dalke - "chal londiya ka chhod lekin apun ka to aaj se tu dost hai wo kya hai naa yaha koi dost hona chahiye aur tere se badhiya kon ho sakta hai ek to tu battery matlb padh padh ke ankho ki mc bc ek kardi hai uska fayda apun ko hoga aur bas kya chahiye tere ko apun hai to kya gam"

Dev hath nikakte huwe - "ajib aadmi ho yaar khud hi dost bana rahe ho"

Apun fir se hath dalte huwe - "are apun aisa hi hai aaj se apun ka dost tu tujhe kuch bhi pareshani ho wo tu khud sambhal sakta hai lekin apun naya hai to tere jesa dost chahiye naa apun ko"

Wo aage kuch bolta tabhi komal aur uski dono dost aagai jisme devika ko dekh ke dev ne apun ka hath nikal liya lekin aage kuch bola nahi..
Shayad agli class lagni thi isliye sare londe londiya wapas aarele they
Thodi der baad bell baji aur fir kuch hi der me ek mast si chamchamti saadi me ek londiya type upar se maal type madam ne entry mari jisko dekh ke apun ka muh khula reh gaya sala itni kam umar me madam..

Apun - "abe kya maal hai be"

Apun ke muh se ye baat nikli jise asspass ke sare londe londiya ne sun liya tha
Aur usi waqt dev ne apun ko kohni mari aur apun ne hosh me aaya..

Dev dhire se - "oye pagal hai kya madam hai wo"

Apun - "ye madam hai to students kon hai fir? Sala padhne ke umar me padhayegi to aisa hi haal hoga sabka"

Dev - "kuch bhi bolta hai sun legi naa to khair nahi tumhari"

Abhi wo itna hi bola tha ki wo madam ki awaj aayi

Madam - "You guys will please keep quiet"


Jisse ham 2no chup ho gaye jab uski taraf dekha to wo hame hi ghur rahi thi
Hayye tum log ko naa batata apun kuch bhi tum log aise hi socho kaisi dikh rahi hogi wo tab upar se awaj aisi ki ki suno mat

Khair usne English padhana shuru kar diya jis subject ko apun ko kuch jyada hi pasand karta tha
to apun gaur se use dekhne laga sorry padhne laga..

Uske baad wo padha ke nikal gai..

Dev - "bhai akhir chahta kya hai har ek ko ghur ke dekhta hai pehle komal ab renuka madam"

Apun - "wah us item ka naam renuka hai kya baat hai"

Apun ki baat sunke DEV - THE LANGUR ne apna sar pit liya lekin bola kuch nahi..

Uske baad fir se agli class chalu hui aur sir/madam padhne aate rahe aur jate rahe aur aise hi chutti ho gayi to apun se pehle hi dev waha se nikal liya pata nahi kyu?...

Apun bhi bag utha ke class ke bahar nikla hi tha ki samne se hi naina aate huwe dikhi..
Jisko dekh ke apun jaldi se aage nikala..

Naina - "akki... akki sun toh"

Wo awaj deti rahi lekin apun ne uske taraf dekha bhi nahi aur get ke taraf jane laga
Jab get ke paas gaya tha tab subhah ki baat yaad aayi ki apun ne jaan bujh ke ulta pair andar dala tha aur fir uske baad ke aaj huwe sare kaand yaad aaye..

Sala gusse me ek lat us lohe ke get ko de mari lekin ulta apun ke pair ko hi chot lagi jisse apun aur chid gaya..
Sala security wala bhi ghur ke dekh raha tha isliye chup chap nikal liya waha se bus stop ki taraf waha pahuchne tak naina bhi apun ke piche aagai thi aur apun ko awaj de rahi thi lekin apun ne uski ek naa suni aur bus me chadh gaya....



To be continued....

शानदार जबरदस्त लाजवाब भाई

 

[andyking302]

Update 26



Naina - "akki... akki sun toh"

Wo awaj deti rahi lekin apun ne uske taraf dekha bhi nahi aur get ke taraf jane laga
Jab get ke paas gaya tha tab subhah ki baat yaad aayi ki apun ne jaan bujh ke ulta pair andar dala tha aur fir uske baad ke aaj huwe sare kaand yaad aaye..

Sala gusse me ek lat us lohe ke get ko de mari lekin ulta apun ke pair ko hi chot lagi jisse apun aur chid gaya..
Sala security wala bhi ghur ke dekh raha tha isliye chup chap nikal liya waha se bus stop ki taraf waha pahuchne tak naina bhi apun ke piche aagai thi aur apun ko awaj de rahi thi lekin apun ne uski ek naa suni aur bus me chadh gaya....


Ab aage.....


Jab tak apun ghar pahucha tab tak baki 3no bhi ghar aagai thi aur khane ke waste bethne lagi thi..

Jab apun andar aaya to badi maa ne apun dekh ke bola..
Bmaa - "aagaya beta jaa jake jaldi fresh hoke aaja fir apni behno ke sath khana kha"

Apun bhi haa bolke room me gaya fatafat fresh hoke niche aaya sala bhuk joro ke lagi thi
Isliye bina kisi ko dekhe ya bole baith gaya wese bhi baat kisse karta?..

Khana kha hi rahe they ki neha di bhi aagai jo aake sida apun ke gale lagi..

NehaDi - "kaisa raha aaj ka pehla din bhai? Tujhe pasand toh aaya no college"

Itna bolke wo apun ke baju me baith gai jisko Bmaa ne khane ke liye pucha lekin usne mana kardiya..


Apun - "college toh achha hai Di bas aaj ka din jama nahi apun ka"

Apun ki baat sunke Bmaa ne pucha..

Bmaa - "kyu kya hoga beta jo din achha nahi gaya?"

Unki baat sunke apun ne samne dekha jaha wo 3no ne apun ko hi dekha tha jisme 3no ki wajah alag alag thi
lekin naina apun ko aise dekh rahi thi ki mano baat naa batane ki bhik mang rahi ho..

Apun - "kuch nahi huwa Bmaa bas sab kuch alag tha to thoda jama nahi kuch"

Itna bolke apun chup chap khana khane laga..

NehaDi - "koi baat nahi bhai hota hai tum dekhna thode dino me hi tumhe sab achha lagega wese bhi komal toh hai hi same class me usse tum madad le lena padhai wagera me"

Apun - "are Di padhai ki tension matlo apun ka ek dost bana hai usne bola hai ki wo apun ki madad kar dega"

NehaDi - "fir toh ye bahut achhi baat hai wese tumne ek dost banaya hai kal aur dost honge to tumhe aur achha lagega dekhna lekin komal bhi padhai me achhi hai usse bhi madad lena"

Uski baat pe apun ne bas mundi hila diya aur komal ke taraf dekha to wo niche dekh ke khana kha rahi thi aur baju me baithi akshada gusse me dekh rahi thi mano bol rahi ho ki 'komal se dur raho'
Khair
Uske bad thodi bahut baate hote rahi aur sabne khana bhi kha liya..

Aur sare apne apne room me chale gaye..

Apun ne room me jake kapde wagera badale hi they ki room ka darwaja kisi ne knock kiya
Jake dekha to bahar naina khadi thi apun use dekh ke fauran darwaja band karne laga ki..

Naina - "akki plz ek baar bas ek baar baat to sunlo"

Usne ye aise bola tha ki agar apun darwaja band kiya toh abhi rone lagegi.
Jise dekh ke apun ko uspe taras aagaya aur apun darwaja khula rakh ke andar aagaya
Apun ke piche wo bhi aagai aur darwaja band kardiya..

Apun bed pe jake baitha wo aake apun ke samne ghutno pe baith ke apun ka hath palad liya

Naina - "i am very sorry akki mujhe nahi pata tha ki hamara ek najak tumhe itna gussa dila dega plz ek last time maaf kardo mai dubara kabhi bhi aisi galti nahi karungi plz akki mujhe maaf kardo plz"

Itna bolte bolte uske ankhose aansu behne lage jis wajah se usne apna chehra niche karliya
Ab gussa toh apun ko tha lekin apun ye toh nahi chahta tha

Apun ne uska chehra upar kiya aur uske aansu pochne laga

Apun - "tere ko pata hai naina apun ko apno ke liye jindagi me sab manjur hai chahe apun ko khud badlna ho ya ye aage ki padhai ya kisi apne ki nafrat sab manjur hai lekin jo subhah majak tune kiya tha naa us waqt jo tere ankho me dar tha chahe wo jhutha hi kyu naa ho apun ko wo bilkul manjur nahi hai usne apun ko wapis us jaga khada kardiya tha jaha apun ne wo sab kiya tha aur sabse itne saal dur ho gaya tha
Aaj fir se wahi dohraya jata bas tere ek natak ke wajah se to bata kaise ye manjur kare apun bata"


Apun ki baat ki gehrai naina ko shayad pata chal gayi thi is wajah se uska rona aur badh gaya aur usne apun ko kas ke gale laga liya..

Naina - "sorry akki maine aisa kuch hoga bilkul bhi nahi socha tha, plz akki forgive me mai kasm khati hu aainda kabhi bhi aisa nahi karungi lekin plz is baar maaf karde akki plz is baar maaf karde"

Ab apun ise kya bolta ki ise apun ne tabhi maaf kardiya tha jab use room me andar aane diya tha
Ab bhale hi wo apun ke chacha ki ladki thi jo itne saal bahar thi jiske bare me kabhi pata tak nahi tha lekin is kuch dino me usne apun ko ek behan ke nate itna pyar to diya tha jo apun ko jo apun ko apni sagi behno se chahiye tha..

Apun - bas kar nautanki itna bhi natak kar ab chup ho jaa"

Apun ke aisa kehne se wo apun se dur ho gayi aur apun ko dekhne lagi uski ankhose abhi bhi ansu they jo is baat ka gawah de rahe they ki apun log kisi nautanki ka hissa nahi hai apun asli hai..

Apun - "aise naa dekh subhah hi teri nautanki dekh chuka apun bilkul asli jaise acting karti hai"

Ye baat apun ne uske ansu saaf karte huwe kaha tha jisse use bhi pata chal gaya ki apun bas ye use shant karne ke liye bol raha hai aur ab apun usse bilkul gusaa ya naraj nahi hai
Isliye wo fir se pehle wali naina ban gai...

Naina apun ko marte huwe - "tujhe ye sab nautanki lag raha hai, tujhe pata bhi hai subhah se mujhpe kya kya bit rahi hai aaj mai pehle baar itna royi hu wo bhi meri ek galti ki wajah se jo kabhi bhi nahi hota"

Apun ne use firse gale laga liya khushi se yaar kitni alag thi naina pal bhar me pehle jesi ho gayi
Apun bhi to aisa hi tha kuch ho thodi der me pehle jaisa ho jata tha..

Apun - "wese apun ko ye baata aisa majak tujhe sujha kyu wo bhi apne bhai ke sath"

Ye baat sunke naina apun se alag ho gayi aur apni mundi niche rakh ke boli..

Naina - "akki darasal baat ye hai ki maine apne dosto ko ye batane ki bajaye ki tu mera bhai hai ye bataya tha ki tu mera dost hai jo admission le raha hai"

Ruko be jara thik se puchne do warna kuch bhi sochne lagte ho tumsab...

Apun - "kya lekin aisa kyu bola tune"

Naina - "yaar dekh bura mat manna lekin baat ye hai ki mere dosto jhut bolne ki ye wajah thi ki unko mere bare me sab bata diya hai yaha tak ki tere bare me bhi ab agar unko tumhare bare me batati to kahi aisa naa ho ki sab tumhe galat najar se dekhe is liye maine jhut bola ki tum mere dost ho aur masti ke liye wo majak kiya aur ye sab ho gaya"


"Dekh Tapori mai bol raha hoon yaha kuch toh gadbad hai baat maan"

Abe Lovede tu fir aagaya sale nikal warna itni maar marunga ki TUJHE DOCTOR KI JAROORAT HAI bolta firega nikal jaldi..
Sala is writer ko bandh ke rakhna padega aasman se tapak pada pichli baar bhagane ke baad bhi..

Khair...
Baat to naina ki sahi thi is wajah se hi to apun ne langur ko ye nahi bataya tha ki komal apun behan hai..

Apun - "yaar lekin agar unhe baad me pata chal gaya to tab kya karegi"

Naina - "tab ki tab dekhenge naa usdin tak shayad unhe teri achhai ka pata chal jaye aur tab wo tujhe galat bhi naa samjhe"

Apun ab kya bolta ye bhi sahi laga is liye apun bhi maan gaya fir Naina apun ko thodi der pakati rahi fir wo bhi chali gai..

Fir baad me bhi kuch khas naa huwa raat ko maa der se aane wali thi to usee bhi baat naa hui aur apun khana wana kha ke so gaya...


To be continued....

Fadu update hey

 

[andyking302]

Update 27


Subhah apun 4 baje ke baad utha wese to roj ke time pe hi utha tha lekin fir bhi pada raha
Wese sala aadat jaa nahi rahi ye iska kuch karna padega..

Khair sabkuch karke apun nikal gaya chat pe upar thodi bahut kasrat karne..
Upar aaya tab mast thanda tha samundar se aane wali hawa mast kar gai isse hi taza ho gaya pura
Fir Khud se jitna ban sakta tha utni kasrat kiya fir chat pe ghumne laga..

Jab samundar ki taraf dekha to ghar ke piche garden se kinare ki taraf koi jaa raha tha andhera to tha lekin thik se dekhne se pata chal gaya ki kon hai.
Haa bhai wahi thi ise bhi pata nahi itne jaldi uthne ki aadat kaise lagi
Sala mera to pichwada laal hota tha uthne ko chalo meri majburi thi
Lekin isko kya padi?..
Khair hoga kuch apne ko kya lawda thodi rishta leke..... Rishta haa behan hai is liye to soch raha hu iske baare me..

Apun use dekhta raha wo kinare ke tataf jab gai to waha jake pehle usne khud ko wo kiya are wo sharir ko khinchte hai naa wo stretch wahi kiya fir aise bethi ki siti bajate hi daud lagaye
Lekin bina siti ke daudne lagi aur ye kuch wo subhah bhagte hai wesa nahi tha
Wo pura jor laga ke bhag rahi thi aur sach me kafi sahi gati (speed) se bhag rahi thi wo..


Apun bhi wo jab tak ankhose dur naa gai dekhta raha
Sach me itna khud ko anushasit aur itni tej daud lagana kuch samjh nahi aaya ki kyu hai (kuch jyada hi hard word use kar liye bc iske liye Enigma bhai ko blame karta apun)
Apun isi baat ko sochta huwa niche aaya ki sidiyo se room ki tataf mudte huwe kisi se tarka gaya..

.... "Aauchhhh".... ki awaj ke sath wo niche giri hamlog ke sar takraye they to usne khud ka sar pakda huwa tha jisee thobda to thik se naa dikha lekin aawaj se pehchan gaya ki wo kon hai..

Aise thodi awaj bhulta kal hi to aawaj suni thi uski apun uske pass baitha aur uska hath hatake khud uska sar sehlane laga...

Apun - "jyada to jor se naa lagana tujhe apun ne dekha nahi tha isliye takra gaya"

Ye bolte huwe apun uska sar sehla raha tha aur komal bas apun ko dekhti rahi..
Thodi der dekhne ke baad pata nahi use kya huwa wo jhat se uthi fir sida apne room ke taraf chali gai aur apun waha baitha use bas jata huwa dekhta raha..

Apun khud se - "pehle hi ye dono apun se nafart karti hai aur apun hai ki usme aur ijafa kar raha hai pata nahi aage kya hoga"

Uske baad apun bhi room me jake nahaya aur tayyar hoke niche aagaya
Waha apun ki 2no maa uth chuki thi aur kitchen me chay nashta bana rahi thi inka bhi alag hai maa khud kaam sambhalti hai lekin Bmaa ke sath gharke kaam bhi karti hai
Isse achha naukrani rakhlete ek-aadh....

Khair.. Apun jake 2no ke gale mila aur unse wahi baith ke baat karne laga
Maa se kaal baat naa hui thi to wo apun ko kal ke bare me puchne lagi ki kaisa din raha college ka..

Kal ki hi wahi sab bate bolke fir baad me unke sath idhar udhar ki baate karne laga
Bmaa ne 2no ke liye chay aur apun ko dudh de diya tha...
Inka pyar bhi jyada badh raha tha jo kaju badam ke rup me Apun ko dikh gaya glass me kuch jyada hi pyar tha
Samjhna aaya ki pina hai ya khana hai..

Abhi chay wagera pike khatam hui hi thi ke akshada waha aagai aur maa ko gale lagake good morning wish kiya
Maa ne bhi usko badle me khushi se wish kiya unko dekh ke pata chal raha tha ki wo usse kal ki baat se gussa ya naraj nahi hai..
Apun ko bhi achha laga kyu ki apun naa chahta tha ki maa apun ke wajah se usse gussa ho apun kal rahe naa rahe wo unke sath hi rahegi...

Uske baad undono ki kal ki meeting ke silsile me baat hone lagi
Aur apun waha se bahar aake dining table pe baith gaya
Wese bhi unki baate upar se jati aur usko dekhta rehta to...
Matlab ki wo gusse se dekhti apun ko dekhti jo tumlog ko pasand naa aata..

Apun Table pe rakha huwa akhbar utha ke padhne laga
Usme kal ke pawan aur acp ajay ke karnamo ko ghuma fira ke likha gaya tha
Pata nahi ye madarchod peetar ke aise kis kis jaga dhande they be jo itne din lag rahe they ek toh readrs bhi bol rahe hai ki story slow hai..

Sala ek baar pawan aur acp ajay sab saaf karde aur sara aria pawan apne kabje me lele to fir aage kuch sochu
Aur sach bolta hu salo ki gaand se khun niklega is tarha maa chodunga sabki..

Apun is bare me pata nahi kitna sochta raha lekin kafi der tak sochta raha pakka kyu ki khayalo se bahar tab aaya jab nehaDi ne aake gale lagaya
Wo tayyar hoke aayi thi..

Unko good morning wish kiya aur fir wo bhi apun ke baju me baith gai
Maa ne nasta lagaya aur ham dono milke khane lage..

Thodi der me sab waha aagaye aur nashte ke liye baithne lage ki..

Maa - "toh naina beta aaj tumhe late toh nahi ho raha naa"

Maa ne ye baat kuch aise kahi thi ki wo naina se naraj ho aur tana maar rahi ho
Jisko dekh ke naina ne jake unko gale lagaya..

Naina - "aap abhi tak naraj ho chachi aur kitni baar sorry bolu kal bhi toh jaise pata chala tha fauran aap ko call karke sorry kaha maine ab ek baar sabke samne sorry bolti hu ki kal aap ke laadle ko college nahi le gai"

Usne itna bola tha ki Bmaa ne use ek sar pe rakh ke di
Bmaa - "bas kar ab apni chikni chopdi baate ek kaam to thik se hota nahi tere se
Aur laadla kise bol rahi hai tu sabko pata hai ki apni chachi ki chamchi tuhi hai"

Naina - "kya maa aap bhi jab dekho tab maarti ho pata hai sab aap ko jalan ho rahi hai ki mai aap ki jaga chachi ko jyada pyar karti hu"

Bmaa - "mujhe bhi nahi chahiye teri jaisi nalayak ka pyar mere kiye mere baki bachhe hi thik hai ab jaa baith apni jaga pe aur nashta kar ke nikal college apne bhai ko leke"

Unki baat sunke naina ne tedha muh bana liya..

Naina - "haa karti hu karti hu warna aap ka bas chale to nashta bhi naa karne do pata nahi kyu aisi khadus maa mili hai mujhe hi"

Ye baat usne apun ke dusre baju me baithte huwe dhire se boli thi jise bas apun ne aur maa ne suni thi jo use nashta de rahi thi uski baat pe dono ko hasi aagai lekin maa ne jaldi se baat badal di jisse kisi ko pata naa chale..

Maa - "achha naina college ke baad akki ko jara office leke aana kuch kaam hai"

Naina - "kya chachi kal hi to dusre city se meeting ke liye jaa ke aayi ho aap thak gai hogi travel se ek din to aaram karlo"

Maa - "aisa kuch nahi he bata aaj bas thoda sa kaam hai office me late jaungi aur chaho to ham sath wapas aayenge"

Naina - "ye hui naa baat kaam ka kya hai aap bas apna khayal rakha kyu aakshu sahi bol rahi hu naa"

Uski baat sunke akshada hadbada gai kyu ki wo nashta kam kar rahi thi aur apun ko gusse se jyada ghur rahi thi
Sach me ek din aayega aur ye apun ko nashte ki jaga khayegi dekh lena..

Akshada - "haa naina tum sahi bol rahi ho ye mai bahut baar bol chuki hu maa ko lekin wo mane tab"

Maa - "kaha jyada kaam karti hu wese bhi tum jabse aayi ho aaram hi to hota hai aur kuch hi dino ki baat hai tum dono ki padhai puri ho jaye fir tumhe hi sambhalna hai sab"

Ye baat maa ne apun ke sar pe hath fairte huwe kahi thi jiska matlb samjhke apun ko jor se thaska lag gaya..
Ye maa apun ko baandh ke rakhne wali hai sach me jaldi hi sab nipatana padega padhai hone tak..

Uske baad sabne nashta kiya aur apne apne raste chale gaye
NehaDi aur akshada ke pass car thi to wo unse chali gai
Aur komal aur naina ke pass scooty thi jisee wo college jati thi..

Komal bhi naina ko bye bolke apne Yamaha RAY pe chali gai ye bolke ki uske dost ko lene jana hai
Apun ko jana tha naina ke sath usne uski activa 5g pe usne activa nikali apun piche baitha aur ham 2no nikal pade college ke liye...




To be continued.....

Kadkkk uapdet bhai

 

[andyking302]

Update 28



Uske baad sabne nashta kiya aur apne apne raste chale gaye
NehaDi aur akshada ke pass car thi to wo unse chali gai
komal aur naina ke pass scooty thi jisee wo college jati thi..

Komal bhi naina ko bye bolke apne Yamaha RAY pe chali gai ye bolke ki uske dost ko lene jana hai
Apun ko jana tha naina ke sath uski activa 5g pe usne activa nikali apun piche baitha aur ham 2no nikal pade college ke liye...


Ab aage....




Ghar se thodi dur hi aaye they ki naina bol padi..

Naina - "akki aaj meri friends se milane wali hu kya tum unse miloge?"

Apun - "kisse milane wali hai tu us londe ko jisko dhoya tha kal mil lunga wese lekin sale ko bahut dhoya tha kahi wo dekh ke bhag gaya toh?
Wese saala dailoge bada sahi maar raha tha ka"

'ham kon hai isse tu kya karega'..


Apun ki baat pe naina hasne lagi..

Naina - "are yaar natak tha wo to jo dailoge jise aaya bol diya aur wise wo mera dost nahi hai wo saiba ka boyfriend hai tujhe yaad hoga naa jo ladki use dekh rahi thi"


Apun - "kya.. tere natak me dekh kya ho gaya sala wo to tere pe full gussa hui rahegi"

Naina - "ha pata hai bahut jyada ho gaya kal lekin mai manenge kar lungi tum bas aaj meri friends se achhe se milna"

Apun - "haa haa thik hai apun milega bol to maafi bhi mang leta hai wese bhi kafi laga hoga us londe ko"

Naina - "Awww.. So sweets of you ha wese kafi chot lagi thi usko to hospital le gaye they ham dono sorry bol lenge"

Apun - "achha chal wo rehne de tere se ek baat puchni thi kya tere ko pata hai koi ladka hai jo komal ke piche hai"


Naina - "kya baat hai aaj dusra hi din he college ka aur tum bade bhai ki tarha komal ki puch tach kar rahe ho ye college hai akki aur ye uski life hai"


Apun - "are yaar wesa kuch nahi bol raha apun baat wo hai ki.. (kal ki baat batate huwe bas class me jhagde ki).. Fir piche baitha to sath wale ladke ne bola ki wo komal ko kafi tang karta rehta hai bas isse aage kuch nahi pata socha tujhe pata hoga isliye pucha"


Naina - "ohh ye baat hai wese is bare me komal ne bataya tha ki koi ladka hai jo use propose kar chuka hai aur naa bolne pe bhi piche pada rehta hai tab maine itna dhyan nahi diya kyu ki ye aam baat hai aaj kal ke ladke ladki ke piche lage rehte hai
lekin agar tumhare dost ne jo bataya usse lagta hai ki wo jyada pareshan karta hoga aisa karti hu mai komal se baat kar lungi aaj fir dekhte hai kya ho sakta hai"


Apun - "rehne de mat puch agar jyada karenga to dekh lunga wese bhi same class me hi hu to dhyan rakhunga
Aur tu use is bare me kuch bolna mat ki apun aisa kuch pucha raha tha tere se"

Naina - "thik hai nahi bolungi lekin tumhe bhi uska jyada bhai banne ki jarurat nahi hai uski life jine de use bhi apne sahi galat ka pata hai wo sambhal legi"

Apun - "are tu tension mat le wese bhi apun khud kisi ko nahi bolega ki apun uska bhai hai"

Naina - "ye achhi baat hai"


Baato me college bhi aagaya tha naina ne apni activea sida parking me jake hi roki fir wo apun ko leke cantin me le gai jaha ek table pe uski dost bethi hui thi

Dono apun ko Naina ke sath dekhte hi uth khadi hui aur waha se jane lagi
Lekin Naina ne inko rok liya aur apni nautanki ke astra se unko mana liya aur apun ne bhi uska sath diya tha sorry bolne me aisa bol sakte ho ki sath dena pada warna nautanki pakdi jati

sala apun dekh ke hairan huwa ki ye Naina sach me bahut badi nautanki he pata nahi aage kya kya natak dikhayegi..

Uske baad ham table pe baithe aur naina ne unka parichay/intro diya
Kal jo us lodu ko sambhal rahi thi uska naam toh naina ne pahle hi bata diya tha ki uska naam Saiba he
Aur dusri ka naam Ujwala tha wese dono dikhne me ek dam maal ehhem ehhem...
Jane do behan ki dost he..

Aur fir baad me us lodu ka naam bataya jo kal pita tha apun se woh Saiba ka boyfriend tha aur uska naam kuch Arif ya sharif kuch tha bc aise lodu ka naam toh mai Chutiya rakhu sach kehta hu..




Khair, bate karte time coffee bhi mamgwali thi unlog ne jiska pakka bill mere pe fatne wala tha ye pata tha apun ko
Lekin kya he seh lenge thoda..

Wo mere ko apne kisse bata rahi thi aur naina unko apun ke jhute kisse ki apun kaise uska dost bana wagera..
Bato bato me Ujwala jo kab se tukur tukur apun ko dekh rahi thi wo naina se bol padi

Ujwala - wese naina sach bolti hu tu sahi bande ko date kar rahi hai tera boyfriend cute dikhne ke sath sath kitna caring bhi he jo kal bina kuch soche tumhare liye ladne lag gaya aisa boyfriend milna kitna mushkil he pata hai


Uski baat sunte hi naina aur apun ke muh se ek sath coffee chut gai


Iski bahen ko kutta katwau kya boli ye Bhosdi abhi.?????


To be continued.....

शानदार जबरदस्त भाई

 

[andyking302]

Update 29


Ujwala - wese naina sach bolti hu tu sahi bande ko date kar rahi hai tera boyfriend cute dikhne ke sath sath kitna caring bhi he jo kal bina kuch soche tumhare liye ladne lag gaya aisa boyfriend milna kitna mushkil he pata hai


Uski baat sunte hi naina aur apun ke muh se ek sath coffee chut gai


Iski bahen ko kutta katwau kya boli ye Bhosdi abhi.?????



Aage....


Ye aise kaise bol sakti hai be matlb kuch bhi
Mana ki naina ne apun ko uska dost bataya tha lekin bf bole to ye kuch jyada nahi ho raha bc..

Ye soch ke jaise hi apun usko bolne ko huwa Naina ne apun ka hath pakad ke chup karwaya..

Naina - Ujju tum jaisa soch rahi ho wesa kuch bhi nahi hai ham dono bas achhe friends he actually family friends kahogi to bhi better rahega..

Family friends nahi Family member hu chahera bhai ye bata is lodi ko warna ye aage bakchodi karegi
Ye apun apne man me hi bol raha tha kyu ki bahar bolne se kal hi naina ne mana kiya tha
Aur tab mere ko bhi samjh nahi aaya tha ki log aisa bhi soch sakte hai..


Saiba - c'mon naina jhut to mat bolo sab samjh aata hai hame ha agar tum abhi ke liye chupana chahti ho toh koi baat nahi wese bhi der sawer hi sahi tumhe hame batana to padega hi..

Ye lawdi bhi maza lene lagi ab wah sali ke bf ko aur pitna chahiye tha bc tab aaj ye hospital me rehti uske pass bajaye yaha aisi bakchodi karne ke..


Naina - Are yaar tum dono ko jo samjhna he samjho
wese bhi class ke liye late ho raha hai chalo jaldi..


Kya....??? Ye kaisa jawab diya??

Apun yahi soch raha tha ki wo sab uth khadi hui wo dono lawdiyo ke muh pe kuch alag hi raunak thi jaise kuch bada jaan liya ho
Apun ne naina ke taraf dekha to wo abhi ke liye chup rehne ka bol rahi thi

Ab kar bhi kya sakta tha class ka time to ho raha tha isliye apun bhi chup raha fir ham apni apni class ke liye nikal liye

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Apun jab class me pahucha to aaj bhi kal jaisa hi scene tha matlb sab wahi baithey they komal aur uski 2no dost apni jaga wo jhingur log apni jaga
Jhingur se yaad aaya is chamche jhingur pe punch udhar he apna sale ne giraya tha apne ko
Lekin abhi nahi agli baar sut samet dunga wo bhi badhiya sa

Khair apun ka ek lauta college friend Mr. Langur double battery wala (dev) bhi apni jagah pe betha huwa tha
Apun uske paas jake baith gaya

Apun - aur chavee kaisa he

Pata nahi kyu apun ko dekh ke iske muh pe bara baj jate hai

Apun - kya huwa be muh kyu latka raha hai

Dev - kuch nahi bas thoda mood kharab hai

Apun - kyu item ne dene se mana kardiya kya Jaane de apne ko kya ye bata kal jo bola tha wo kiya ki nahi

Dev - kya kiya kya bola tha tumne

Apun - le battery sirf ankho ke liye hi laga rakhi he kya dimag ko bhi thoda power de usse Abe kal nots ka xerox marke lane ka bola tha na tu wo kya huwa

Dev - ye maine kab bola tha wo to tum they jisne lane ko bola tha

Apun - are to tune bola ya apun ne bola baat ek hi he naa chal de jaldi se nots apun ko sari padhai cover karni he warna lawda kya chal raha hai samjh nahi ayega kal ki tarha

Dev - wo maine nahi laye mere pass pure nots nahi hai tumhe kisi aur se lene padenge

Apun - kya tere pass pure nots nahi hai

Dev - haa nahi he

Apun - are to koi baat nahi apun dusre se le leta hai isme kya badi baat he
Dekh abhi devika Bhabi ko bolta hu wo jhat se nots de degi


Itna bolke apun devika ke taraf dekh ke apna gala saf kar raha tha jisse jor se awaj de saku ki itne me dev ne rok liya


Dev - nahi nahi tum use awaj kyu de rahe ho ruko mai deta hu na

Itna bolke usne apne bag me se nots nikale aur apun ko diye
Sala langur apun se bakchodi khel raha tha ab aaya na line pe


Apun ne wo sare nots liye aur apne bag me rakh diye
Kuch der me wo kal ka professor bhi aagaya padhane
Uski class khatam hui to baki ke professors bhi wese hi aate gaye fir baad me wo dadi bhi aayi aur mast se padhke chali gai
history to aise padhati he dadi ki pucho mat aisa lagta hai ki sab samne hi ho raha ho

Khair uske baad chutti hui aur sab students bahar chale gaye siwaye mere aur dev ke

Apun baitha nots dekh raha tha ki dev bol pada

Dev - tumhe nahi jana he kya canteen me

Apun - na bc aaj bhuk nahi hai

Dev apun ki baat sunke itna sa muh bana ke baith gaya lekin fir thodi der me bol pada

Dev - bhai yaar Please thodi der ke liye bahar hoke aaja

Usne ye is tarha kahi thi ki pucho mat sala aisa to koi bhikari bhi 5rs nahi mangta

Apun ne usko ek baar dekha fir class ke door ki taraf jaha devika thodi aad me khadi thi lekin itna bhi nahi ke use pehchan na pau

Apun - 10min me aata he apun bathroom se

Itna bolke apun bahar nikal liya
Apun ke jate hi devika andar chali gayi

Wah re "chup chup ke milne se milne ka maza toh ayega" wala pyar


To be continued....

एकदम kadkkkk tha

 

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Update 30


Apun ne usko ek baar dekha fir class ke door ki taraf jaha devika thodi aad me khadi thi lekin itna bhi nahi ke use pehchan na pau

Apun - 10min me aata he apun bathroom se

Itna bolke apun bahar nikal liya
Apun ke jate hi devika andar chali gayi

Wah re "chup chup ke milne se milne ka maza toh ayega" wala pyar


Aage....


"Umm wah maza agaya kya swad he bhidu ek number"

Ye apun ne paratha khate huwe bola tha jo dev ki devika ne uske liye laya tha ghar se
Mana Apun ke andar aate hi wo chali gai thi lekin gobi ke parathe kya banaye they usne bata nahi sakta

Apun - aise kya dekh raha he be sach bol raha hu le tu bhi khake dekh

Ye bolke apun ne dev ko ek paratha diya
Pata nahi kyu wo mayus hoke kabhi mujhe to kabhi parathe ke tiffin ko dekh raha tha
Shayad use parathe pasand nahi hoge

Dev - tumhe to bhuk nahi thi na aaj

Uski baat sunke apun ko khansi aagai sala khane ke bich me tokta he

Apun - sahi to bola tha apun ko bhuk nahi thi lekin ye parathe ki khushbu se bhuk lag gai kal bhabi ko bolna ki aalu ke parathe leke aaye

Ab is baar khansne ki bari dev ki thi

Dev - bhabi kon bhabi aur kiski bhabi??

Apun - Abe battery rehne de fir shuru karega apun Kuch bola to ki ham dost he ye he wo he lodu he dost bana hu tera itna to pata laga hi sakta hu
Tu bas bolde usko maa kasam parathe banane wale ke hath chumne ka dil kar raha hai


Apun ki baat pe wo apun ko aise dekh raha tha jaise uski chaddi me aag laga di ho maine

Apun - chal chal hath tu chum lena parathe apun kha lega

Ab tak apun ne bache huwe 3 parathe kha liye they aur wo langur ek ko hi kabhi ghurta to kabhi khata

Khair parathe khake maza agaya tha ab bas intazar tha to kal ki maal madam renuka ka
aaye haaye mera item ji karta hai uske aate hi lapak ke apni baho me lelu aur bas chumma lelu ji bharke aur fir... La la lala la la lala lalalala

Dev - kya huwa kidhar khoye ho

Iski toh sale ne achha sapna dekh raha tha sab bigad diya


Apun khada huwa aur jaise hi aas pass dekha to bc sab students agaye the abhi idhar udhar dekh hi raha tha ki ek pyari si awaj aayi

Renuka m - Why are you standing

Bc ye kab huwa matlab apun sapno me khoya huwa tha tab tak itna sab ho gaya
Sare students andar agaye aur to aur jiske sapne dekh raha tha wo bhi andar agai aur mere ko pata bhi na chala

Abhi ye soch hi raha tha ki us maal mera matlb renuka madam ne fir bola

Renuka M - kya hua khade khade so gaye kya

Abki baar thik se hosh me aaya to dekha bahut se students has rahe the upar se komal bhi ghur ke dekh rahi thi

Apun jhat se niche baith gaya sala ye gajab beijjati ho gayi
Ab thik se bolu to madam maal hi aisi thi ki ye sab to banta hi tha
Warna apun ke sath ke bachhe to bhaddi si shakal ki madam ko dekh ke hila lete the

Khair usne padhana shuru kiya aur apun usko ghurta raha pyar se
Haaye English bhi uske honto se nikalte huwe kitni pyari lag rahi thi kya bolu
Ek dam aise ki makkhan pe garam churi chalti hai
Unko dekh ke lag raha tha ki sara makkhan ek baar me chat jau

Honto se niche najar gai toh waha uski surahi dar gardan jo kisi ko bhi deewana bana de uske niche najar gai to apun ka gala sukh gaya
Apun ke pass bolne ko shabd nahi hai bas samjho ki suit me kase huwe 2bade bade pake aam...
Cheee gande word nahi be
Ha samjho ki 2pani se bhare huwe gubbare

Ye kya hai bc

English ki madam he... Hmmm......

Ha aisa samjho ki 2 ras bhare melon ho wo bhi size se jyada bade
Ab man kya kar raha tha ye batane ki zaroorat nahi he pata hai tum samjh gaye honge sale sab harami jo ho

Abhi uske melons se upar ankho pe aaya hi tha ke apun ne dekha wo apun ko hi ghur rahi he lekin ye pyar wala nahi tha

Uski aur meri ankhe char hote hi apun samjh gaya ki beta ab ankhe hatale warna pith dard karne lagegi

Isliye apun ne usse dhayn hataya lekin fir se ruka na gaya to usko dekhne laga isbaar bhi wahi huwa to apun ne same wese hi kiya
Ye sab class khatam hone tak chalta raha aur har baar uski ankho me gussa pehle se jyada dikha tha
Madam ke jane ke baad komal bhi bag leke aur uski dosto ko bye bolke class se chali gayi

Uske jaate hi dev jo ye sab dekh raha tha bol pada
Dev - bhai mere chahta kya he madam suspend kar degi tujhe aur tere sath mera bhi naam badnaam hoga

Is lodu kaa naam bhi he? Wah re languro ke raja

Apun - are kuch nahi hota ye to bas aise hi tha
Aur yaar tu apun ka dost he darne ka nai be

Ye apun ne uske gale me bah dalti hui boli

Dev khud ko chuda ke - pata nahi kis tarha ki dosti he ye jo madam se pitwayegi

Ab isko kya batata ki apun ki dosti kaisi he wo to apun se dosti karne wala hi bata sakta hai

Iske baad kuch khas na huwa baki ke class hone ke baad dev ko ek good bye wali jhappi deke apun nikal gaya parking me
Fokat ke nots aur badhiya paranthe mile the itna to banta hai

Parking me naina apun ka wait kar rahi thi aur sath me uski wo lawdi dost bhi thi jisko dekh ke hi apun ne reverse mara aur gate ki taraf chal diya agar waha jata to pata nahi aur kya bol deti bosdiki


Thodi der me naina waha aagai aur is baar sath me komal bhi thi pakka isne aaj ki apun ki harkat ke bare me bataya hoga naina ko

Lekin naina ne apun ko kuch nahi bola aur apun ko leke wo chal di office maa ne subhah bulaya jo tha
Komal bhi sath ayi is liye apun naina ko subhah ke bare me kuch bol Na saka

Thodi der me ham 3no office pahoch chuke the
Waha bahar hi maa aur payal khadi thi
Sach bolta hu wo madam se kai matlb kai jyada khatarnak lag rahi thi
Wese to thi wo office wale kapdo me hi lekin har baar pata nahi kyu aisa lagta hai ki ye pehle se jyada khubsurat ho gai he upar se uske chehre ki wo pyari muskaan aur jhil si ankhe kai aur bhatkne hi nahi deti thi

Abhi apun usme khoya hi tha ki

Naina - akki ab utrega bhi ya yuhi baitha rahega

Uski baat pe apun hadbada gaya aur jaldi se utar gaya
Jab payal ki taraf dekha to wo shararti muskaan liye apun ko dekh rahi thi jaise use pata ho abhi apun ke sath kya huwa tha


Khair sab ek dusre se mile khas kar payal komal se jese unki bahut achhi pehchan

uske baad payal apun ke pass aayi

Payal - congrats

Ye usne apna daya hath aage badhake kaha tha jisko apun ne kampte huwe pakad liya
Kasam se ek dam kapkapi chut gai thi sharir me
440 voltej ka jhatka bhi fika tha tab lekin dard ke jagah mitha mitha lag raha tha
Kya hath tha uska ek dam najuk mulayam Upar se thanda
Jisko apun ne kas ke pakad liya tha jaise wo nahi hota ki thande poll pe agar koi jibh chipka de toh asani se chhut nahi sakti thik wese hi apun ka hath uske sath chipk gaya tha


Aur wo abhi bhi chipka hi rehta agar naina bich Me naa bolti

Naina - kya yaar payal Di aap ne sara surprise kharab kardiya

Uske bolne se apun ne jhat se hath chhod diya
Aur khud ko sambhala toh paya ki Naina kuch surprise ki baat kar rahi hai
Aur uske liye apun puchta ki maa bol padi

Maa - matlb tumne use bataya nahi abhi tak

Maa ki baat sunke naina ne naa me sar hilaya jise dekh ke apun bola
Apun - kya nahi bataya maa isne

Naina - aap kuch mat bolo chachi aur tum mere sath aao

Ye bolke naina apun ka hath pakad ke khinchte huwe maa ke car ke paas le gai
Jaha ek mast si bike khadi thi

Naina - ye raha tumhara surprise Bajaj Dominar 400 pasand aayi obviously pasand ayegi komal ne aur maine jo select ki thi

Ye kya he be bole to ek dam bawal
mast he dikhne me upar se kaale rung me aur bhi mast lag rahi thi
Ye bike apun ke liye thi shayad kal ke wajah se maa ne li hogi jisse kal jaisa phir na ho
apun bahut khush huwa lekin.......

Naina - kya huwa aise kyu dekh rahe ho pasand ayi ya nahi kuch toh bolo

Apun maa ko dekh kar - apun ko gadi chalane nahi aati

Ye baat sunke wo 3no ne apun ki taraf aise dekha ki pucho mat

Thodi der chup rehne ke baad

Maa - koi baat nahi sikh lena bike chalana isme konsi Badi Baat he

Naina - ha koi baat nahi sikh lena

Apun - kaise sikhu apun ko iska kuch bhi nahi pata Bachpan me saikil sikhne me hi bahut time laga tha upar se girke hath ki kohni kitni baar futwai ye pucho mat

Apun ki ye baat sunke pata nahi kyu payal ko hasi aagai jisko usne dabane ki koshish ki

Naina - are kuch nahi hota aisa karte hai ki mai tumhe pehle scooty chalana sikha dungi fir komal se tum bike chalana sikh lena wo expert he bike chalane me


Komal - kya mai

Naina - kyu koi problem he kya thode dino ki baat to he subhah subhah shikha denge ham haina chachi ye sahi rahega na

Naina ne jab maa ko bola toh komal chahke bhi kuch nahi boli lekin wo waha se akshda ke paas jane ka bolke chali gayi

Apun - sun naina aisa karte hai ki tu apun scooty chalana sikha de apun wahi chala lega ye bike komal chala legi

Naina - kya

Apun - ha yaar bike se achha scooty hi he usme break pairse hi to marte hai girne ka chance hi nahi hai

Is baar payal ke sath maa bhi hasne lagi aur Naina ne apun ko halki narajgi se mara

Naina - you kuch bhi mat bol mujhe scooty achhe se chalani aati hai samjha

Uski baat sunke apun bhi chup raha
Fir baad me naina ne apun ko bike be bitha ke kuch photos li pata nahi ye kya bawasir traind he aaj ka

Fir kuch mithai wagera bati staff me aur ham fir ghar ke liye nikal ne lage
Jaisa Naina ne bola tha komal ko bike aati hai toh use bike di uski scooty akshda lane wali thi baad me

Maa sath hi arahi thi to unhone car me chalne ko bola
Isliye apun jaise hi car ki taraf badha payal ne apun ko rok diya

Payal - ek baar firse congrats new bike ke liye

Is baar bhi usne apna hath aage kiya jisko apun khush hoke pakad liya lekin jaise hi apun ne uska hath pakda apun ko pasina chutne laga kyu ki hath milane ke bahane usne apun ko chithhi pakda di thi

Jisko apun ne hath me hi chupa ke rakha aur jhat se car me aake baith gaya
Fir Naina aur komal bhi nikal gai aur maa ke baith te hi ham chal pade

Apun ne car ke pichli khidki se piche dekha to
Payal apne hath ke choti ungli aur anguthe se call ka ishara kar rahi thi uske baad har baar ki tarha usne aankh mari aur andar chali gai


Is baar ye kya bawal tha bhai.....?????

Apun bas yahi soch raha tha sach bolta hu ye pagal kar degi apun ko

Uske baad kuch khas nahi huwa ham ghar aaye to Bmaa aur nehaDi bhi bike dekh ke khush hui
Aur fir unhone kuch puja wagera ki fir baad me baki din normal raha

Apun naina se baat karna chahta tha lekin wo apun se dur hi rahi jaise use pata ho apun kya bolne wala he

Raat ko pawan ki call aayi thi usse baat karke apun so gaya

Pata nahi ye pawan kab apna kaam pura karega.....????



To be continued...

Badiya bhai

 

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Update 31







Apun naina se baat karna chahta tha lekin wo apun se dur hi rahi jaise use pata ho apun kya bolne wala he



Raat ko pawan ki call aayi thi usse baat karke apun so gaya



Pata nahi ye pawan kab apna kaam pura karega.....????







Aage....





Shhhhh.... Koi kuch nahi bolega



Is tapori ko sone do hamlog chalte hai shahar ke kisi dusre kone Me...









Ye ek basti hai

pawan wali nahi ye alag basti thi jaha pawan ki basti bhi kuch sahi thi lekin yaha usse bura haal tha logo ke rehne ka to dur bahar chalne ke liye bhi rasta nahi tha har taraf gandagi bhari padi thi itni ki batane jau to sab log gali doge..





Isi basti ke ek kholi me jo thik thak thi ek 33-34 sal ka aadmi jiska naam pakya tha ek bag me apne kuch kapde bhar raha tha

Jab apne kapde bag me bharliye to usne ek baar ruk kar kholi ke andar ki taraf jo chota sa kitchen tha waha jhak kar ek najar mari

jab use waha koi nahi dikha to pakya ne awaj lagai



"chanda... Oye.. Chanda"



Jab 2 second me koi jawab naa aya to usne palang pe rakhe huwe Gadde ke niche se kuch paise aur sath me Apna desi katta nikal ke bag me andar chupa diye..



Fir wo bag wahi palang pe rakh kar usne firse awaj lagai



"Chanda kaha gai"



ye bolte huwe wo bhi andar gaya to chanda waha kone me bartan saf karne ke sath phone pe baat kar rahi thi



Jab chanda ne use dekha to - haa maa chal ab mai rakhti hai Baad me baat karegi



Bolke apna call kaat diya fir pakya se



Chanda - Kya huwa kyu chilla raila hai



Pakya - huwa nahi kya tera abhi tak



Chanda - gaav se maa ka phone aya tha to usse baat karte huwe kaam kar rahi thi to tem lag gaya

Tujhe kya kaam hai bol



Pakya - nikalne ka time ho gaya hai dhai ghante Baad train he

ab apun nikal raha hai



Chanda - ha to thik hai jaa fir isme bata kyu raha hai



Chanda ki baat Pakya ko bilkul achhi nahi lagi is liye wo uske ek dam pass jake bolta hai



Pakya - Kya boli tu



Chanda - wahi jo tune suna tere ko jane ka hai to jaa bata kyu raha hai



Ye baat usne bilkul Pakya ke ankho me dekh ke boli thi jisse pakya ko pata chal gaya ki ye kya ho raha hai



Pakya - tere ko bola to maine abhi jana jaruri hai mere ko fir bhi tu aise baat kar rahi hai

Abhi yeha rukna bilkul sahi nahi hai pure dhandhe ki waat lageli he jabse peeter dada mara hai

Gang ke har bande ka Police kutto ke jaise dhund rahi hai agar unse bache to wo nayi gang wale thok rahe hai

Sala pata nahi kya ho raha hai apne hi ariya me rehne ko dar lag raha hai

Bas kuch din ki baat hai mere ko abhi Jane de

Jab ye sab shant ho jayega tab apun wapas ayega aur fir sabki maa chod dega Peter ka akkha dhanda apun sambhalega tere ko rani bana ke rakhega tab bas tu abhi apun ko Jane de



Chanda - tere Jane ke baad mera kya hoga kaisi rahegi me yaha



Pakya - tu gaav chali jaa tere maa ke pass



Chanda - mere ko udhar nahi jana tu tere sath leke chal



Pakya - tu Apun ke sath nahi chal sakti chanda udhar apun ka hi thikana nahi he ki kaha rahega kya khayega aise me tere ko kaise le jau

Apun aise me tere ko kaise le jayega

Tu baat Maan gaav chali jaa



Pakya ki baat pe chanda naraj hote huwe boli - gaav jake karu kya 6saal ho gaye tere sath bina shadi ke rehte huwe waha pehle hi log maa ko tane marte hai upar se mai udhar gai to pata nahi maa ko kya sehna padega mere karan





Pakya - bas kuch din ke liye chali fir apun tere ko lene ayega udhar aur akhhe gaav ke samne shadi bhi karega



Pakya ki baat pe chanda ek dam khush ho gai



Chanda - kya sach me tu sach bol raha hai



Pakya - ha meri chanda rani chal ab jane se pehle muh mitha karwa



Chanda - sirf muh mitha karega?



Chanda ne ye baat Pakya ke gale me apne baho ka haar dake aur apne nichle hoto ko dato tale dabate huwe kahi

Jispe pakya ne use apni baho me kas liya





Pakya - hayye meri chanda rani aise bolegi to aaj hi suhagrat mana lete hain



Pakya ki baat pe chanda khil khila ke has padi aur apne surkh hont pakya ke hoto se mila diye

Pakya bhi uske honto ko chuste huwe apne hatho se uski pith sehlane laga



Chanda ke chikni pith se kab pakya ke hath uske chutad pe gaye ye tab pata chala jab unko bhinche Jane se chanda ke muh se ek sisskari nikli



Lekin wo jyada der ke liye nahi thi bas kuch palo baad hi pakya ne use apne muh se band kardiya

Aur wo chanda sadi niche se upar karne laga jisse wo chanda ke chutad achhe se masal sake



Iske liye usko jyada time na laga peticote aur sadi upar karte hi chanda ke wo chand se gore aur mulayam chutad pakya apne hatho se majbuti se masal ne laga



Jisse chanda ko ab taklif ke sath maza dard bhi ho raha tha jisse usne kiss tod diya



Chanda - ahhhh dhire se noch lega kya dukhta hai



Pakya - huhh itne se kuch nahi hota meri rani tu bas maza le



Ye bolke pakya ne ek hath se chanda ke sine se pallu hata ke uske nariyal ke size ke chuche pakad liye aur unko bhi jor se daba ne laga aur dusre hath se chutad

sath hi uske chehre aur gale pe kabhi chumta to kahi daat bhi gada deta



Teen tarfa ho rahe hamle se chanda bahut hi kamuk siskariya chhod rahi thi



Chanda - ohhh pakya ab mat tadpa jaldi kar

Ahhhh mitade meri aag jisse tere Jane ke baad mere ko jyada tadapna na pade



Pakya - ha meri rani aaj teri aisi pyas bujhaunga ki apun ke jane ke baad 2din tak teri suji hui muniya apun ko yaad karti rahegi



Chanda - mere ko bhi yahi chahiye ab jaldi kar



Chanda ki baat puri hote hi pakya ne use utha ke andar room me lake palang pe patak diya aur jaldi se apni pant kholne laga

Jisko dekh ke chanda bhi apne blouse ke button kholne lagi



Dono ne laghbagh ek hi samay pe apne sharir se blouse aur pant alag ki thi

Jiske baad pakya palang pe chadh gaya

Aur chanda ki sadi kamar tak upar kardi

Aur uske baad ek hath se apna kala saanp pakad ke wo chanda ki gufa pe ragadne laga aur dusre hath se chanda ke pet se hote huwe uske left chuche ko pakad liya



Gore chuche pe wo bada sa dark angur bahut hi shobha deta tha pakya ne use hi apne angthe aur pehli ungli se ragadte huwe apna kala saanp chanda ki gufa me ghusa diya



Chanda - aaahhh mere raja aram se tune sukha hi ghusa diya



Lekin pakya ab kaha sunne wala tha lund pura andar jate hi dusre hath se bhi wo chanda ke dusre chuche ka wahi haal kar raha tha jo dusre ka kiya



Aur sath hi dime gati se apne dhakke bhi badhane laga

Chanda ne to pehle khud ko adjust kiya fir wo bhi maza lene lagi



Thodi hi der me pakya ke dhakke badh rahe they aur sath hi uske hath chanda ke chucho ko aise masal rahe they jaise wo aata gunth raha ho



Ab chanda ko isme maza aane laga tha usne apne pair pakya ke kamar pe lapet ke use apne taraf khincha



Pakya ne bhi uske upar jhukte huwe pehle chanda ke honto ka swad chakha fir niche aake uske chucho ke wo angur apne danto me lete huwe use katne laga



Jisse chanda ki siskariya aur badh gai aur wo bhi apni kamar aage piche karne lagi



Chucho ko jaga jaga laal karne ke baad pakya ne bhi inko masalte huwe apni speed badha di



Aur thode der baad hi pakya ne apna sara pani chanda ke andar chhod diya aur tabhi hi chanda bhi pakya ko jor se jakadte huwe jhad gai...







Thodi der sanse sambhalne ke Baad pakya uske upar se baju me hat ke pet ke bal lete sustane laga



Idhar ne chanda uth ke pehle to apne blouse ke button lagaye aur fir apni sadi thik ki



Chanda - mai bathroom se aati hai



Ye bolke wo darwaja khol ke bahar chali gai



Yaha thodi der sustane ke baad pakya bhi utha aur apni pant pehanne laga abhi uski pith darwaje ki taraf thi lekin chanda ke andar aane ki ahat hui



Pakya - tera ho gaya hoga to chal ab apun nikalta hai aur sun..... Maaki chuu...



Iske aage wo kuch bol hi nahi paya kyu ki uske piche palat te hi uske muh pe ek jordar punch pada jisse pakya dhadam se niche gira



Jab tak wo khud ko sambhal ke uthta tab tak 5-6 logo ne uspe gun taan rakhi thi jis wajah se use kuch karte naa bana

Lekin apni jaban to chala hi sakta tha wo



Pakya - salo jante nahi ho tumne kitna bada panga liya...



Isse aage wo firse kuch na bol saka

kyu jisne pakya ko pehle punch mara tha usne firse pakya ko muh pe ek rakh ke diya

Jisse abki baar uske muh se khun bhi nikalne laga tha



Ab ki baar Jab pakya ne dekha ki darwaje ke bahar chanda sehmi si khadi andar jo ho raha hai wo dekh rahi hai to uska gussa fut pada





Pakya - sali chinaalll tune kiya hai na ye sab

Randi tere ko chodunga nahi mai Jaan se...



Is baar bhi same wahi huwa



Lekin abki baar chanda andar agai aur pakya ke pass baith te huwe boli



Chanda - chinal, randi aur rakhail hi to hu mai teri haina yahi to log bolte hai mere bare me yaha bhi aur gaav me bhi



Pakya - sali tune apun ko dhoka diya chhodunga nahi tujhe



Chanda - dhoke ki baat kon kar raha hai jisne mere ko pyar ke jaal me fasaya aur behla ke yaha leke aaya 6saal tak jhute wade karta raha aur mere ko nochta raha wo dhoke ki baat bol raha hai thuu he tere pe



Ye bolke chanda ne pakya ke chehre pe thuk diya



Pakya - tujhe nahi chhodega apun jaan se maar dega



Chanda - jab khud jinda bachoge tab dekh lena



Ye bolke chanda bahar chali gai

Aur yaha pakya uske naam se bas chillata reh gaya



Aur jab use asal baat ka ehsas huwa tab wo us bande ki taraf muda jisne pakya ko puch mare they



Pakya - sale mere ko thokne aaya hai pata nahi kya tere ko pakya bhai hai apun is akhhe eriya ka bhai

jinda nahi jaa payega yaha se





Uski baat sunke wo shaks halke se muskuraya aur bola - bantai tu eriya ki baat karta hai ye puri mumbai apun ki hai aur naam pata hai kya hai apun ka





PAWAN...









Iske baad ek goli chali aur pura ghar me sannata cha gaya

Kuch hi palo baad pawan waha se bahar aaya

Jaha uske ladko ke sath sath chanda bhi khadi thi



Pawan ne niteen ke pass se ek bag liya aur wo chanda ko diya



Pawan - isme itna paisa hai ki tu apni jindagi aram se gujar sakegi

Abki baar apni jindagi achhe se jina aur is nark se nikal ke apni maa ke sath kahi dur chali jana



Itna bolke pawan apne sathiya ke sath raat ke andhere me waha se nikal gaya



Thodi der use jate huwe dekhne ke baad chanda ne apne ankhe saaf ki aur wo bhi dusre raste apni nai Jindagi shuru karne nikal chali



Yahi to uski maa thi jisse wo thodi der pehle baat kar rahi thi .....







To be continued..

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