Fantasy CHAMATKAR (Completed)

[pakibest]

Awsome Bhai

 

[Blackhat007]

Kb start kroge bhai. Kaafi time ho gya h ab to start kr do isse.

 

[spritemathews]

Next Part Kab tak Aayega.....

 

[monika]

Waiting

 

[Sovir]

UPDATE*30​

Agle din mai shree ko lekar uske ghar aa gaya….mere sath mere friends bhi aaye….sab ka introduction mousi aur ajit se karaya…shayad meri detail unhe mousi ne de di thi..



Baki sab ko hotel chhod kar mai shree ke sath college chala gaya….



Ab aage………



College vaha se jyada dur to nahi tha par 4-5 km ke fasle par to hoga hi hotel se…college pahuchne ke baad….



Mai—aap classes attend karne se pahle ek bar mujhe ishare se bata do ki rocky koun hai…? Phir aap apni class me chali jana…baki mera kaam hai aage dekhna…



Shree—adi vo bahut khatarnak hai….principal bhi uske khilaf nahi bolega kuch…ulta mujhe nikal dega college se…



Mai—maine kaha na…mai sab dekh lunga…bas aap vo karo jo maine kaha hai



Shree—theek hai....lekin apna dhyan rakhna



Tabhi vaha shree ki do teen friends aa gayi…shree ko mere sath dekh kar chounk gayi…



F1—ye mai kya dekh rahi hu….? Suraj aaj pashchim se kaise nikal aaya... ?



F2—shree yar...tune boy friend bana liya chupke chupke vo bhi itna cute…aur hame bataya tak nahi



Shree—tum logo ko aur koi kaam nahi hai kya….? Vo mera bhai hai…samjhi…kuch bolne se pahle soch to liya karo



F3—ye tera bhai hai……lekin tere bhai ko to mai janti hu….



F1—to phir aaj se tu mujhe bhabhi bola kar…



Shree—what..?



F1—aur nahi to kya…..meri dosti kara de apne bhai se….mai use pata ke shadi kar lungi….to huyi na bhabhi teri



F2—chal chal..hawa aane de….ise to mai pataungi….btw ek bar milwa to de



F3—chalo canteen chalte hain….vaha baith ke bate karenge aur tum dono tab tak classes attend kar lo



Shree—adi chalo…canteen chalte hain…



Mai—hnn…chalo



Hum sabhi canteen aa gaye……mai unse alag table par ja ke baith gaya…aur shree par apna focus banaye rakha…



Hame vaha baithe kafi der ho chuki thi….ab tak mai 5 baar coffee pi chuka tha….jabki shree aur unki classes attend karne chali gayi….maine socha chalo thoda ghum leta hu college bhi…



Mai bill pay kar ke ghumne nikal gaya….college to mast bana tha…mere jane ke 10 min baad shree bhi ek period attend karke apni friends ke sath canteen aa gayi….



Shree—ye adi kaha gayaaa….



F1—dekh shree ab bhi meri baat maan le…



Vo log baat kar hi rahi thi mere bare me tabhi vaha char ladko ka group aa gaya…unme se ek rocky tha….rocky ke ek bande ki nazar shree par pad gayi…



Shree bhi rocky ko vaha dekh kar thoda ghabra gayi…aur apne charo or dekhne lagi..shayad uski nigahe mujhe khoj rahi thi….lekin mai to college ka chakkar laga raha tha….



L1—rocky vo dekh teri chhamiya…



Rocky—kahan..?



Uss ladke ne shree ki oor hath se ishara kiya….rocky ke chehre par mushkan aa gayi



Rocky—chal aa ja….ise aaj thoda sa masal lete hain…do din baad to masalna hi hai ise….aaj se hi shuru kar dete hain…



Charo shree ki table ke paas aake khade ho jate hain….rocky ko apne itne karib dekh kar shree apni jagah se uth kar jane ko hoti hai tabhi rocky uska hath pakad leta hai….



Rocky—kaha ja rahi hai….chal baith chup chap..



Shree (chhudane ki koshish karte huye)—mera hath chhod rocky….nahi to tere liye achcha nahi hoga..



Rocky—ssssssshhh…..randiya aise baat nahi karti samjhi….aur tu to hum sab ki hone wali rakhail hai.. tera kaam hamara sath dena hai…



Shree (gusse me)—chattaaakkkk……bahut ho gaya….chhod mujhe…kutta kahi ka



Rocky (gaal me hath ferte huye)—Sali hath uthati hai….aaj sab ke samne tera vo haal karunga ki tu ghar jane ke layak nahi rahegi….jao re poore college ko yaha ground me ikattha karo…sab ko malum hona chahiye ki rocky par hath uthane ka anjam kya hota hai….



Do minute me hi sara college vaha ikattha ho gaya…professors aur principal sahit….rocky hath pakad kar shree ko ground me khich laya….



Rocky—aaj sab ke samne tujhe nangi karunga….phir mai aur mere dost teri izzat lutenge…ye principal tu iski nangi xxx video banayega samjha nahi to agla number teri beti ka hoga….



Shree (rote huye)—mai kahti hu chhod rocky mujhe…..adiiiiiiii



Rocky uska kurta phadne hi ja raha tha ki uski kanpati par ek jordar jhapad pada…rocky jake fisalte huye samne parking me khadi bike ke upar gira…



Thappad itne jor ka tha ki uske kaan se khoon bahne laga….aur uss kaan se sunayi dena bhi band ho gaya……



Shree ne jaise hi rocky ko marne wale ki oor dekha to bhag kar uske sine se lag gayi….



Shree (rote huye)—adi…kaha chala gaya tha tu….ye rocky mujhe sab ke samne….



Shree aage kuch bolti maine uska muh apne hath se band kar diya….rocky aur uske dost is achanak hamle se sann rah gaye…yahi haal vaha moujud har kisi ka tha…kisi ne khwab me bhi nahi socha hoga ki aisa bhi ho sakta hai…..



Rocky ke dosto ko jab kuch hosh aaya aur unhe bhan hua ki abhi abhi kya hua hai to sabse pahle to ek jake rocky ko uthaya aur baki do ladke mujhe marne ke liye aage doude….



L2—sale tune rocky par hath uthaya.......dekh mai kaise teri aur is chham...



Vo itna hi bol paya tha ki maine uske halak me hath daal ke uski juban ko bahar khich liya…..vo niche jamin par lotne aur dard se bil bilane laga….



Tab tak rocky bhi vaha aa gaya aur apne sathi ka ye haal dekh kar vahi ruk gaya …..



Rocky (gusse me.ek hath se kaan dabaye)—koun hai tu…..tu janta nahi ki tune kis par hath uthaya hai.....aaj tere tukde hi ghar jayenge tere…..



Mai turant uske paas pahuch gaya palak jhapakte hi....apne itne paas mujhe itna jaldi dekh vo hadbada kar piche gir gaya….



Dusre ladke ne pistol nikal kar mere upar fire kar diya….lekin mai jhuk gaya to goli jake sidhe principal ko lagi ….vo vahi dher ho gaya….aage vo aur fire karta isse pahle maine furti dikhate huye uske piche jakar ekdam se uski gardan marod di….



Vo ped se kate patte ki tarah niche gir gaya….ab tak rocky sambhal chuka tha….aur kisi ko call bhi kar diya tha…



Maine uske pass jake ek hath pakad liya….



Mai—isi hath se abhi tune uss ladki ko pakda tha na….ab tera ye hath mujhe bahut pasand aa gaya hai….bahut kaam karta hai tera ye hath….ye hath tu mujhe de de ab…



Rocky—koun hai tu…..tu mujheee…nahi janta.....mera baap tujhe jinda nahi chhodega..... aaaaaaaaa



Maine rocky ka vo hath ek jhatke se ukhad ke sharir se alag kar diya…..ye dekh kar vaha khade har kisi ke dil dahal gaye…..



Shree mera ye roop dekh kar gahre sadme jaisi haalat me pahuch gayi thi….



Tabhi vaha police ki do gadi aa gayi….rocky ne shayad inko hi phone kiya hoga…ek gadi me inspector aur dusri me 5 constable the….



Andar aate hi vaha ka scene dekh ek bargi to uski bhi phatne lagi kuch action lene me…lekin gawande ka paltu kutta tha to ghamand bhi jyada tha usko apni vardi ka…



Inspector—kisne kiya ye….



Tabhi rocky ne dard se tadapte huye ek hath se meri oor ishara kiya…inspector turant mere paas aa ke collar pakad liya…….



Inspector—sale koun hai tu…..college me gunda gardi karta hai….tere upar aatanvadi ka case laga kar aisi haalat karunga teri ki jindagi bhar yaad rakhega…..bahut charbi chadhi hai tujhe



Mai—hath hata pahle…



Inspector—sala mujhse akad ke baat karta hai….abhi dikhata hu tujhe aaj..chal thane



Mai—maine kaha hath hata



Inspector—ja nahi hatata kya kar lega tu……hai koun tu….



Mai—kitne baap hain tere... ?



Inspector—kyaaa bolaaa tune..



Mai—kanpati me ek khich ke jhaapad marunga to sab sunayi dene lagega tujhe.....kitne baap hain tere...



Inspector—mujhe akad dikhata hai...chal thane...



Tadaaaaak…….chatttaaakkkkkk



Maine ulte hath se do thappad inspector ko chipka diye…..usne turant meri collar chhod kar dur khada hoke mujhe hairat se dekhne laga….



Mai—ab to sunayi dene laga hoga tujhe…..ab bata…kitne baap hain tere….?



Inspector—sabke ke ek hi baap hota hai…mera bhi ek hi hai…kyo…hai koun tu….dekh aage mat badh…ye salo…..giraftar karo jaldi ise….



Order milte hi paancho hawaldar meri oor lapke ….maine turant ek reverse kick ek ke sine me mari to vo sidha rocky ke ukhde hath ki jagah par ja gira…..



Rocky—aaaaaaaaa……dad…..bachaoooooo…….aaaaaaa….



Baki char me se mai jhuk kar ek hawaldar ki taang pakad ke upar hawa me utha liya aur ghumate huye baki teen ko maarne laga…..jaise ki vo koi lathi ho..uska use mai lathi jaise hi kar raha tha



5 min me hi charo ke sar baar baar apas me jor se takrane se phat gaye….aur unki kahani bhi khatam ho gayi….



Ab inspector ke chehre par darr ke maare hawaiya udne lagi….



Mai phir se uski taraf badhne laga…ab vo kuch bolne ke piche khisak raha tha…



Mai—tu mujhse puch raha tha na ki mai koun hu….apne upar dekh….tujhe kuch dikha…



Inspector (upar dekh)—naaa…dekh aage mat aa….mai goli maar dunga



Mai—teri pistol mere paas hai….goli kaise marega….koi baat nahi…mai hi goli maar deta hu tujhe



Inspector (darte huye)—nahi…goli mat chalana….



Mai—ab bata kya dikha tujhe upar…



Inspector—upar to kewal suraj hai bas...



Mai—bas upar ek suraj matlab aditya sab graho ka baap sabko jala jala ke maarta hai aur niche tere samne khada aditya tum jaiso ka baap hai jo tadpa tadpa ke maarta hai



Inspector—mujhe jane do….



Mai—uss ladki ko dekh….kyo pareshan karte the tum log…



Ins—vo gawande ke kahne par....



Mai—kaha milega vo



Ins—bahar gaya hai.....kal ayega...ab mai jau



Mai—haa...ja....par pahle is rocky ki gardan todne ke bad



Ins—matlab



Mai—rocky ko maar de phir ja….nahi to mai dono ko maar dunga



Rocky—ye...kya kar raha hai...mc...mera kutta hokar gaddari karta hhahhhh...aaaaaaaaaaaaa



Ins—maf karna...rocky babu....mujhe abhi jinda rahna hai.....isliye tum mar jao.....



Inspector ne rocky ko khatam kar diya.....aur jane laga...maine use awaz di...jaise hi vo palta ...poori goliya uske sine me utar di maine.....



Sab students aur professor’s apni jagah khade thar thar kaamp rahe the......koi chu tak nahi kar raha tha....yahi haal shree ka bhi tha....

Bhai mujhe ye samajh nahi aata ki abhi kuchh hi din hua hai Adi ko shakti mile, aur jis tarah wo murder kar raha wo bhi sab k samne koi to logic hona chahiye, wo koi murderer to hai nahi, chalo fantacy hai lekin kuchh reality bhi to lage
Baki story mast hai

 

[Raj90]

Kab start ho raha hay next part

 

[Sunyy2803]

bhai aage ka updates bhi dete chalo baki story ke sath -2

 

[The Immortal]

Hello, Ladies  & Gentleman, 
We are so glad to Introduce Ultimate Story Contest of this year.

Jaise ki aap sabhi Jante Hain is baar Hum USC contest chala rahe hain aur Kuch Din pahle hi Humne Rules & Queries Thread ka announce kar diya tha aur ab Ultimate Story Contest ka Entry Thread air kar diya hai jo 10th, June 2020, 11:59 PM ko close hoga.

Khair ab main point Par Aate Hain Jaisa ki entry thread aired ho chuka hai isliye aap Sabhi readers aur writers se Meri personally request hai ki is contest mein aap Jarur participate kare aur Apni kalpnao ko shabdon ka rasta dikha ke yaha pesh kare ho sakta hai log use pasand kare.
Aur Jo readers nahi likhna chahte wo bakiyo ki story padhke review de sakte hai mujhe bahut Khushi Hogi agar aap is contest mein participate lekar apni story likhenge to.

Ye aap Sabhi Ke liye ek bahut hi sunhara avsar hai isliye Aage Bade aur apni Kalpanao ko shabdon Mein likhkar Duniya Ko dikha De.

Ye ek short story contest hai jisme Minimum 800 words se maximum 6000 words tak allowed hai itne hi words mein apni story complete Karni Hogi, Aur ek hi post mein complete karna hai aur Entry Thread mein post karna hai.
I hope aap mujhe niraash nahi Karenge aur is contest Mein Jarur participate Lenge.

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[Rajju9644]

UPDATE-71​

Aleeza (rote huye)—mujhe adi se bacha lo……aaj usne mere bathroom me ghus kar mujhse jabardasti karne ki koshish ki

Sab (shocked)—kyaaaaaa……aaj…adi ne……?

Aleeza (rote huye)—haan…aur mujhe aaj akele me college me milne ko bulaya hai…aur dhamki bhi di hai…agar nahi gayi to……..

Sab—kyaaaaaa……?

Idhar mai in sab baato se anjan ghar ki taraf nikal pada ye soch kar ki ab tak to mamla thanda ho gaya hoga to kisi tarah se sab ko kuch na kuch bol ke mana lunga

Ab aage……

Urmila (room se aate huye-mann me)—nahi….adi aisa hargij nahi kar sakta….jarur ye ladki bhi margret aur sona ki tarah jhuth bol rahi hai…..kya hoga mere bete ka….? Ye itni sari ladkiyo ke sath koun si raas leela racha raha hai... ?

Aleeza—aunty mujhe adi se bacha lijiye....vo meri izzat lutna chahta hai...pahle bhi college ke bathroom me do bar try kar chuka hai aur aaj to mere hi ghar ke bathroom me ghus kar mere sath.........

Shree—adi…aisa kabhi nahi kar sakta….mujhe ab bhi yakin nahi hai

Margret (gusse me)—didi…..adi kuch bhi kar sakta hai…ek bar mere sath bhi jabardasti kar chuka hai….aur kal to usne meri mummy ke sath hi…chheee

Sab (shocked)—kyaaaaaaa…..?

Margret (gusse me)—ha….maine usko range hath pakda tha…..ye chadar usi time ka hai…jise usne saboot mitane ke liye utha laya hoga

Urmila—nahi ye sab jhuth hai….mera adi aisa nahi hai

Sona—nahi mummy ji...adi mujhe bhi jab india me pahli bar mila tha to. Mujhe dekhte hi apne pant aur underwere utar di thi …… pata nahi kabhi kabhi adi ko kya ho jata hai…..uske college ki principal dazy ke sath bhi relation hain.

Sab (shock)—whatttttt…..?

Tabhi meri car gate ke andar enter huyi….mai jaise hi gadi park kar ke andar aane ko haal ke paas pahucha to meri nazar aleeza ki car par chali gayi…mere kadam vahi tham gaye…aur main khada hokar soch me pad gaya

Adi (shocked)—ye to aleeza ki car hai…..koun aaya hoga isme….? Kahi aleeza to nahi……? Haan…khatra se pata karta hu……khatra samne aao

Khatra—ji malik

Adi—is gadi me koun aaya hai..... ?

Khatra—ji malik,.....koi aleeza naam ki ladki aayi hai

Adi—kyaaaa....aleeza....aayiiiii haiiiii..... ?

Khatra—ha malik,...abhi apka andar jana apke hit me nahi dikh raha hai mujhe

Adi—tu theek kahta hai,....shukriya...tu bade kaam ka Jinn hai....tu hi kewal ab bharose ka hai

Main vaha se vapis jane ke liye palat gaya lekin tabhi shayad kisi ki haal me lage camera screen par pad gayi jo bahar ka area cover karta tha....

Sona—vo dekho.....adi...aake vapis ja raha hai

Shree—kaha hai adi.... ?

Sona—vo camera screen me dekhiye..

Urmila—roko usko jaldi

Sona (bahar nikal ke chillate huye)—adiiiii…..ruk jao….mummy bula rahi hain

Adi (dhire se)—lagta hai..in logo ne dekh liya hai….bhag beta jaldi…..agar pakde gaye to gand me itne baaje bajenge jitne shayad shadi me bhi na baje….chal bhag jaldi

Shree—adiiiii….ruk

Main apni car ko chhod kar paidal hi bahar ki taraf doud laga diya….sab dekh rahe the jiske karan adrishya bhi nahi ho sakta tha

Urmila (chillate huye)—adiii…vahi ruk ja…..nahi to mera mara muh dekhega

Main bhagte huye ekdam se ruk gaya…..main samajh gaya ab meri khair nahi….mummy ne aisi baat bol di ki main chah kar bhi ab aage pair nahi badha sakta tha

Adi (mann me)—kismat hi kharab hai….sala us manhus munish ki shakal dekhna hi sabse badi panauti hai….meri mati mari gayi thi jo is aleeza ke paas mafi mangne chala gaya….jab bhi koyi kalyan kari kaam karta hu ulta mera hi kalyan ho jata hai…..ye sali aleeza ghar me hi aa tapki

Urmila (gusse me)—kyo bhag raha tha tu….? Do din se kaha tha.... ?

Adi—wo….wo..mummy…mai…dost ki b’day party me gaya tha….sona ko bataya to tha..maine

Shree (gusse me)—sona ne to hame shadi ki party ka bataya tha

Adi—achcha……ha…ha..haan…vo vahi se shadi ki party attend karne chala gaya tha

Urmila (gusse me)—to iska matlab tu do din se is city me tha hi nahi….?

Adi—mai to shadi me gaya hua tha to yaha kaise ho sakta hu mummy

Margret (gusse me)—chatttaakkkk..jhuth….raat me meri mummy ka rape karne ke baad bhi jhuth bolte ho..

Shree (jor se)—margrettttt…..hath kaise uthaya tune….

Margret(jor se)—achcha….agar adi yahi rape apki maa ke sath karta tab aap kya kati….?

Shree—adi..aisa nahi kar sakta…mai nahi manti tumhari baat….batao adi isko….

Urmila—adi….kya margret sach bol rahi hai….? Kya aaj subah tum aleeza ke bathroom me gaye the….?

Adi—na…na…mummy…ye sab jhuth bol rahi hain….sab ki sab meri biwi banne ke sapne dekh rahi hain..aur jan bujh kar mujhe phansane ki koshish kar rahi hain…ye sab jhuth hai

Aleeza—mai sach bol rahi hu aunty..

Adi—ye sab jhuth hai…mummy

Urmila—adi…yahi baat tum mujhse nazare mila kar kaho…..dekho meri ankho me aur phir kaho ki ye sab jhuth hai…mujhse nazare mila kar tum jo kahoge main vahi sach manungi….bolo..chup kyo ho…jawab do…adi…nazare milao mujhse

Adi (sar jhukaye)—mujhe maf karna mummy….mai aapse nazar nahi mila sakta……kyon ki ye sab sach hai

Urmila (chillate huye)—adiiiiiiii……chatttttaaaaakkkkkkkk…..chaattttaaakkkk…..chatttaakkk….chattttaakkkkk…. aaj tune meri mamta ka gala ghont diya …..meri parwarish me kaha kam rah gayi thi …..

Adi (nam ankho se)—mummy

Urmila (gusse me)—mat bol mujhe mummy…..mar gayi aaj se mai tere liye.....ja nikal ja is ghar se….mujhe apni shakal mat dikhana aaj ke baad….ja door ho ja meri nazaro ke samne se

Shree (rote huye)—kyo kiya adi aisa tune….? Aaj tune mera vishwash tod diya..adi..tod….maine tumhe kya samjha tha aur tum kya nikle

Urmila—isse kaho yaha se chala jaye

Shree (samjhate huye)—mousi…gussa thuk do ….adi tum andar jao abhi

Urmila (jor se)—nahi….balatkariyo ke liye is ghar me koyi jagah nahi hai

Adi (rote huye)—theek hai mummy…..agar apka yahi adesh hai to yahi sahi…..aaj ke baad main kabhi apko apni surat nahi dikhaunga….. (margret aur sona ki taraf mud kar) .. aur tum log khush ho na ab…..lekin aaj se aur abhi se mai tum dono se apna har rishta todta hu…..(aleeza ki oor dekh kar)…main to tumse mafi mangne aaya tha… mujhe bathroom me tumne hi bulaya tha towel lekar aane aur pith me sabun lagane ko…ab to tum bhi khush ho jao..tumhari bhi khwahish poori jo ho gayi hai

Shree-adi..tumne kyo kiya aisa....?

Adi (rote huye)-bas...mai aap sab se hath jod kar mafi chahta hu...sabne mere pyar,meri khuddari ka bahut badhiya inam diya hai...ab aur nahi....aaj tum sab logo ke karan main apni mummy ki nazaro me gir gaya jinki main pooja karta hu....aapse ek hi vinti hai ki meri mummy ka khyal rakhna.. kisi ne sach hi kaha hai ki "sab kuch sikha hamne par na sikhi hoshiyari, sach hai duniya walo ki hum the anari"

Main phir vaha nahi ruka aur tezi se bahar nikal gaya…halanki shree didi mujhe awaz deti rah gayi…lekin ab main kisi ki nahi sunne wala tha

Aaj mere dil me bahut dard ho raha tha….aaj mai mummy ki nazaro me balatkari ban gaya tha….mujhe apne aap par gussa aa raha tha

Maine city chhodne ka faisla kar liya aur vaha se adrishya hokar sidhe London chala gaya….din bhar yaha vaha bhatakta raha ….bhukh pyas to kab ki mar chuki thi…lekin anshu the jo ankho se bahna band hi nahi ho rahe the

Kya karu…kaha jau…kuch samajh me hi nahi aa raha tha….aise hi ghumte huye main har jagah phir raha tha ki tabhi meri nazar ek admi par gayi jo meri hi tarah road ke kinare ek ped ke niche baitha ro raha tha….uske sath me ek chhoti bachchi bhi

Dekhne se hi vo indian lag raha tha….to main apne gum ko kuch der ke liye kinare rakh uske paas chala gaya… taaki uski pareshani ki vajah jaan saku

Adi—excuse me….kya aap indian hain….?

Admi—ha bhai….lekin aap koun…yaha videsh me apne desh ke ho…?

Adi—ji mera naam aditya hai….maine apko kuch pareshan dekha to mujhse raha nahi gaya aur apse pareshani ki vajah puchne chala aaya….agar mai apki koi madad kar saku to mujhe behad khushi hogi

Admi—mera naam Ganpat Rai hai….yaha aaye mujhe mahine bhar ho gaye hain….jagah jagah bhatakne ke baad badi mushkil se aaj ek jagah se interview ka call aaya tha lekin interview hone se pahle hi ghar se meri biwi ka phone aa gaya ki beti ki tabiyat bahut kharab hai isliye pareshan hu

Adi—to isme pareshan hone aur sochne ki kya baat hai…apko ghar jana chahiye turant apni family ke paas

Ganpat—kaise jau…? Kiraye tak ke liye to paise nahi hai….meri beti ko brain cancer hai….uske operation ke liye family ko yaha videsh le aaya …….socha tha yaha paise kama kar uska yahi operation kara dunga kisi bade doctor se lekin…….(aur vo bolte bolte rone laga)….

Adi—lekin kya…..?

Ganpat—jo paise karza kar ke laya tha vo bhi khatam ho gaye….ab to india jane ke liye bhi paise nahi hain…operation kaha se karaunga…upar se ye naukri bhi gayi hath se

Adi—operation ke liye kitne paise chahiye…..?

Ganpat—chalis lakh

Adi—theek hai…aap mujhse chakis lakh lekar apni beti ka ilaz kara lo

Ganpat (shocked)—meri garibi ka kyo mazak udate ho bhai….?

Adi—mai mazak nahi kar raha….balki insaniyat ne naate ye kah raha hu….aap dus minute rukiye main apne admi ko phone kar deta hu vo paise lekar aa jayega…aap uske sath chale jana aur kisi bade doctor se mil lena

Maine mann me khatra ko yaad kiya aur usko sab samjha diya ki use kya karna hai….vo thodi hi der me car lekar vaha aa gaya

Adi—ab aap iske sath chale jao….jo bhi paise apki beti ke ilaz me jarurat ho ye de dega….aap tension mat lo..sab theek ho jayega

Ganpat (pair me gir kar)—aap insan nahi ho…..koi devta ho..jo meri madad karne aaya hai insan ka roop lekar

Adi—uthiye….main koi devta nahi hu….ab jao aap…aur ha…jab tak aap nahi aate main apki jagah naukri kar lunga vaha

Ganpat—aap…? Itne bade admi hokar…ye chhoti si driver ki naukri karenge…?

Adi—jab tak aap vapis nahi aa jate tab tak…apka bhesh badal kar yaha rahunga…..vaise apka interview kab ka tha

Ganpat—ji chalu ho gaya hoga….bio data to maine jama kar diya tha

Adi—theek hai…aap jao….aur ye ladki koun hai…?

Ganpat—meri chhoti beti hai…theek hai sahab mai chalta hu…apka ye upkar mai kabhi nahi utar paunga

Adi—kisi apne hi tarah bebas ki madad kar dena kabhi…bas mera ye upkar utar jayega usi din

Vo gadi me baith kar khatra ke sath chala gaya…uski madad karke mujhe apne mann me santosh ho raha tha ki chalo meri shakti se kisi ka to bhala hua

Kuch der baad main ganpat ki interview wali jagah chala gaya….ye kisi retired army officer angrej ka office tha jaha driver ke interview ke liye ganpat ko bulaya gaya tha…maine apna bhesh ganpat ka kar liya aur pahuch gaya office interview dene

Receptionist—kya kaam hai…?

Adi—ji mera naam ganpat rai hai…mujhe interview ke liye bulaya gaya tha

Recep—kya tumhi driver ke liye aane wale the…?

Ganpat Rai (Adi)—ji madam

Recep—theek hai, yahi ruko, mai puch ke batati hu

Main vahi visiting haal me ek jagah baith gaya….vo recep. Ladki cabin ke andar chali gayi…cabin ke door par likha tha karnal smith……thodi der baad usne bahar aakar kaha ki mujhe andar sahab ne bulaya hai

Ganpat Rai—mai andar aa sakta hu sahab

Smith—aa...jao

Ganpat Rai—shukriya sahab

Smith—haan, to gand phat raha hai (Gan pat Rai)

Ganpat Rai—nahi sir, jyada nahi phat rahi hai

Smith—kya jyada nahi.... bolta hai...tumhari job application me likha hai

Ganpat Rai (mann me)—bio data me is ganpat ne gand phatne ka bhi likha hai kya

Ganpat Rai—theek hai, my baap likha hai to phat rahi hogi

Smith—tum daily marata hai (tum delhi me rahta hai)

Ganpat Rai—nahi sahab, kabhi kabhi

Smith—Gand Phat rahay, idhar aao, kya kabhi kabhi bolta hai,dekho tumhare bio data me likha hai ki tum daily marata haay

Ganpat Rai (mann me)-sala ye ganpat to bahut bada gandu nikla....sale ne apni gandu hone ki baat bhi likh diya

Ganpat Rai—theek hai my baap, likha hai to marata hi hoga

Smith—hum tumko ek shart par naukri dega , tumko hamare ghar ka sabhi kaam karna hoga jo tumko kaha jayega karne ko

Ganpat Rai—theek hai my baap

Uske baad smith mujhe ghar le gaya aur bahar ka ek room mujhe rahne ke liye de diya..sath me apni biwi aur teen betiyo se milwaya…mai bhi khana khakar so gaya

Agle din subah jaldi uth kar fresh hua…aaj naukri ka pahla din tha…majburi thi ganpat ki job jo bachani thi…thodi hi der me us angrej afsar ka bulawa aa gaya…to mai taiyar hokar uske paas gaya

Smith—Gand phat Raha hai

Ganpat Rai—ji malik

Smith—aaj tumko teen kaam karne ka haay

Ganpat Rai—hukum sarkar

Smith—tum pahle amari (hamari) badi beti Leeza ko college me chodega (chhodega), phir hamari biwi ko bazar me chodega aur baad me humko office me chodega

Ganpat Rai (mann me)—bc..ye kaisi naukri hai….sala driver ka bol ke chodne ka kaam karwa raha hai…aisi naukri to maine kahi nahi suni….isi chodne ke chakkar me to ghar se tadipar kiya gaya hu…yaha bhi chodne ka hi kaam mila mujhe….waah ri kismat

Ganpat Rai—maaf karna sarkar, apki biwi aur ek beti to kya mai apki teeno betiyo ko chod dunga lekin main apko nahi chod sakta

Smith (gusse me)—Gand Phat Rahaay, tumko humko chodna (chhodna) hi padega

Ganpat Rai—sarkar aisa zulam na kare

Smith (gusse me)—Gaand Phat Raha haay, agar tum humko nahi chodega to hum tumko naukri se nikal dega

Ganpat Rai—theek hai sarkar, jo hukum, mai apko bhi chod dunga

Udhar room me smith ki badi beti Leeza college jane ke liye kapde change kar rahi thi ki tabhi uski bra ka hook toot jata hai to vo Ganpat Rai ko awaz lagati hai

Smith—Gand Phat rahaay…jao hamari beti tumko bulata hai, vo jo kahe vo kar dena..jao

Ganpat rai—ji sahab

Mai jaise hi leeza ke room ke darwaje par pahucha to mere pair vahi thithak gaye….andar leeza bra apne sine par dabaye khadi thi

Leeza—Gaand Phat raha haay…idhar aao

Ganpat Rai—ji, mem sb

Leeza—Gaand Phat Rahaay, hamara piche se gaand (gaanth) maro

Ganpat Rai (mann me)—bc koun se chodu ghar me naukri karne chala aaya....sala jiska bhi bhala karta hu, ulta mera hi kalyan ho jata hai...kaha aa ke phans gaya in chudakkado ke ghar me....

Ganpat Rai—yeh kya kah rahi hain mem sb.... ?

Leeza—gaand phat Raha haai, jaldi se gaand (ganth) maro, humko late hota haai

Ganpat Rai—nahi...nahi mem sb....agar maine aisa kiya to sahab humko kachcha kha kayenge

Leeza—Gaand Phat Rahaay, agar tumne jaldi se hamari gaand nahi mara to hum tumko kachcha kha jayega

Ganpat Rai—theek hai mem sb, jo hukum...aaiye main apki gaand maar deta hu

Leeza-gaand phat rahaay, jaldi maro hamari gaand, phir abhi tumko humko college me bhi le jakar chodna padega


Idhar mere jane ke baad ghar me………

Ufffff maza aa gaya yar Anand bhai aisa hi kuch saand me bhi karo real mast Likha yAr has has ke pagal ho gaye

 

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UPDATE-71​

Aleeza (rote huye)—mujhe adi se bacha lo……aaj usne mere bathroom me ghus kar mujhse jabardasti karne ki koshish ki

Sab (shocked)—kyaaaaaa……aaj…adi ne……?

Aleeza (rote huye)—haan…aur mujhe aaj akele me college me milne ko bulaya hai…aur dhamki bhi di hai…agar nahi gayi to……..

Sab—kyaaaaaa……?

Idhar mai in sab baato se anjan ghar ki taraf nikal pada ye soch kar ki ab tak to mamla thanda ho gaya hoga to kisi tarah se sab ko kuch na kuch bol ke mana lunga

Ab aage……

Urmila (room se aate huye-mann me)—nahi….adi aisa hargij nahi kar sakta….jarur ye ladki bhi margret aur sona ki tarah jhuth bol rahi hai…..kya hoga mere bete ka….? Ye itni sari ladkiyo ke sath koun si raas leela racha raha hai... ?

Aleeza—aunty mujhe adi se bacha lijiye....vo meri izzat lutna chahta hai...pahle bhi college ke bathroom me do bar try kar chuka hai aur aaj to mere hi ghar ke bathroom me ghus kar mere sath.........

Shree—adi…aisa kabhi nahi kar sakta….mujhe ab bhi yakin nahi hai

Margret (gusse me)—didi…..adi kuch bhi kar sakta hai…ek bar mere sath bhi jabardasti kar chuka hai….aur kal to usne meri mummy ke sath hi…chheee

Sab (shocked)—kyaaaaaaa…..?

Margret (gusse me)—ha….maine usko range hath pakda tha…..ye chadar usi time ka hai…jise usne saboot mitane ke liye utha laya hoga

Urmila—nahi ye sab jhuth hai….mera adi aisa nahi hai

Sona—nahi mummy ji...adi mujhe bhi jab india me pahli bar mila tha to. Mujhe dekhte hi apne pant aur underwere utar di thi …… pata nahi kabhi kabhi adi ko kya ho jata hai…..uske college ki principal dazy ke sath bhi relation hain.

Sab (shock)—whatttttt…..?

Tabhi meri car gate ke andar enter huyi….mai jaise hi gadi park kar ke andar aane ko haal ke paas pahucha to meri nazar aleeza ki car par chali gayi…mere kadam vahi tham gaye…aur main khada hokar soch me pad gaya

Adi (shocked)—ye to aleeza ki car hai…..koun aaya hoga isme….? Kahi aleeza to nahi……? Haan…khatra se pata karta hu……khatra samne aao

Khatra—ji malik

Adi—is gadi me koun aaya hai..... ?

Khatra—ji malik,.....koi aleeza naam ki ladki aayi hai

Adi—kyaaaa....aleeza....aayiiiii haiiiii..... ?

Khatra—ha malik,...abhi apka andar jana apke hit me nahi dikh raha hai mujhe

Adi—tu theek kahta hai,....shukriya...tu bade kaam ka Jinn hai....tu hi kewal ab bharose ka hai

Main vaha se vapis jane ke liye palat gaya lekin tabhi shayad kisi ki haal me lage camera screen par pad gayi jo bahar ka area cover karta tha....

Sona—vo dekho.....adi...aake vapis ja raha hai

Shree—kaha hai adi.... ?

Sona—vo camera screen me dekhiye..

Urmila—roko usko jaldi

Sona (bahar nikal ke chillate huye)—adiiiii…..ruk jao….mummy bula rahi hain

Adi (dhire se)—lagta hai..in logo ne dekh liya hai….bhag beta jaldi…..agar pakde gaye to gand me itne baaje bajenge jitne shayad shadi me bhi na baje….chal bhag jaldi

Shree—adiiiii….ruk

Main apni car ko chhod kar paidal hi bahar ki taraf doud laga diya….sab dekh rahe the jiske karan adrishya bhi nahi ho sakta tha

Urmila (chillate huye)—adiii…vahi ruk ja…..nahi to mera mara muh dekhega

Main bhagte huye ekdam se ruk gaya…..main samajh gaya ab meri khair nahi….mummy ne aisi baat bol di ki main chah kar bhi ab aage pair nahi badha sakta tha

Adi (mann me)—kismat hi kharab hai….sala us manhus munish ki shakal dekhna hi sabse badi panauti hai….meri mati mari gayi thi jo is aleeza ke paas mafi mangne chala gaya….jab bhi koyi kalyan kari kaam karta hu ulta mera hi kalyan ho jata hai…..ye sali aleeza ghar me hi aa tapki

Urmila (gusse me)—kyo bhag raha tha tu….? Do din se kaha tha.... ?

Adi—wo….wo..mummy…mai…dost ki b’day party me gaya tha….sona ko bataya to tha..maine

Shree (gusse me)—sona ne to hame shadi ki party ka bataya tha

Adi—achcha……ha…ha..haan…vo vahi se shadi ki party attend karne chala gaya tha

Urmila (gusse me)—to iska matlab tu do din se is city me tha hi nahi….?

Adi—mai to shadi me gaya hua tha to yaha kaise ho sakta hu mummy

Margret (gusse me)—chatttaakkkk..jhuth….raat me meri mummy ka rape karne ke baad bhi jhuth bolte ho..

Shree (jor se)—margrettttt…..hath kaise uthaya tune….

Margret(jor se)—achcha….agar adi yahi rape apki maa ke sath karta tab aap kya kati….?

Shree—adi..aisa nahi kar sakta…mai nahi manti tumhari baat….batao adi isko….

Urmila—adi….kya margret sach bol rahi hai….? Kya aaj subah tum aleeza ke bathroom me gaye the….?

Adi—na…na…mummy…ye sab jhuth bol rahi hain….sab ki sab meri biwi banne ke sapne dekh rahi hain..aur jan bujh kar mujhe phansane ki koshish kar rahi hain…ye sab jhuth hai

Aleeza—mai sach bol rahi hu aunty..

Adi—ye sab jhuth hai…mummy

Urmila—adi…yahi baat tum mujhse nazare mila kar kaho…..dekho meri ankho me aur phir kaho ki ye sab jhuth hai…mujhse nazare mila kar tum jo kahoge main vahi sach manungi….bolo..chup kyo ho…jawab do…adi…nazare milao mujhse

Adi (sar jhukaye)—mujhe maf karna mummy….mai aapse nazar nahi mila sakta……kyon ki ye sab sach hai

Urmila (chillate huye)—adiiiiiiii……chatttttaaaaakkkkkkkk…..chaattttaaakkkk…..chatttaakkk….chattttaakkkkk…. aaj tune meri mamta ka gala ghont diya …..meri parwarish me kaha kam rah gayi thi …..

Adi (nam ankho se)—mummy

Urmila (gusse me)—mat bol mujhe mummy…..mar gayi aaj se mai tere liye.....ja nikal ja is ghar se….mujhe apni shakal mat dikhana aaj ke baad….ja door ho ja meri nazaro ke samne se

Shree (rote huye)—kyo kiya adi aisa tune….? Aaj tune mera vishwash tod diya..adi..tod….maine tumhe kya samjha tha aur tum kya nikle

Urmila—isse kaho yaha se chala jaye

Shree (samjhate huye)—mousi…gussa thuk do ….adi tum andar jao abhi

Urmila (jor se)—nahi….balatkariyo ke liye is ghar me koyi jagah nahi hai

Adi (rote huye)—theek hai mummy…..agar apka yahi adesh hai to yahi sahi…..aaj ke baad main kabhi apko apni surat nahi dikhaunga….. (margret aur sona ki taraf mud kar) .. aur tum log khush ho na ab…..lekin aaj se aur abhi se mai tum dono se apna har rishta todta hu…..(aleeza ki oor dekh kar)…main to tumse mafi mangne aaya tha… mujhe bathroom me tumne hi bulaya tha towel lekar aane aur pith me sabun lagane ko…ab to tum bhi khush ho jao..tumhari bhi khwahish poori jo ho gayi hai

Shree-adi..tumne kyo kiya aisa....?

Adi (rote huye)-bas...mai aap sab se hath jod kar mafi chahta hu...sabne mere pyar,meri khuddari ka bahut badhiya inam diya hai...ab aur nahi....aaj tum sab logo ke karan main apni mummy ki nazaro me gir gaya jinki main pooja karta hu....aapse ek hi vinti hai ki meri mummy ka khyal rakhna.. kisi ne sach hi kaha hai ki "sab kuch sikha hamne par na sikhi hoshiyari, sach hai duniya walo ki hum the anari"

Main phir vaha nahi ruka aur tezi se bahar nikal gaya…halanki shree didi mujhe awaz deti rah gayi…lekin ab main kisi ki nahi sunne wala tha

Aaj mere dil me bahut dard ho raha tha….aaj mai mummy ki nazaro me balatkari ban gaya tha….mujhe apne aap par gussa aa raha tha

Maine city chhodne ka faisla kar liya aur vaha se adrishya hokar sidhe London chala gaya….din bhar yaha vaha bhatakta raha ….bhukh pyas to kab ki mar chuki thi…lekin anshu the jo ankho se bahna band hi nahi ho rahe the

Kya karu…kaha jau…kuch samajh me hi nahi aa raha tha….aise hi ghumte huye main har jagah phir raha tha ki tabhi meri nazar ek admi par gayi jo meri hi tarah road ke kinare ek ped ke niche baitha ro raha tha….uske sath me ek chhoti bachchi bhi

Dekhne se hi vo indian lag raha tha….to main apne gum ko kuch der ke liye kinare rakh uske paas chala gaya… taaki uski pareshani ki vajah jaan saku

Adi—excuse me….kya aap indian hain….?

Admi—ha bhai….lekin aap koun…yaha videsh me apne desh ke ho…?

Adi—ji mera naam aditya hai….maine apko kuch pareshan dekha to mujhse raha nahi gaya aur apse pareshani ki vajah puchne chala aaya….agar mai apki koi madad kar saku to mujhe behad khushi hogi

Admi—mera naam Ganpat Rai hai….yaha aaye mujhe mahine bhar ho gaye hain….jagah jagah bhatakne ke baad badi mushkil se aaj ek jagah se interview ka call aaya tha lekin interview hone se pahle hi ghar se meri biwi ka phone aa gaya ki beti ki tabiyat bahut kharab hai isliye pareshan hu

Adi—to isme pareshan hone aur sochne ki kya baat hai…apko ghar jana chahiye turant apni family ke paas

Ganpat—kaise jau…? Kiraye tak ke liye to paise nahi hai….meri beti ko brain cancer hai….uske operation ke liye family ko yaha videsh le aaya …….socha tha yaha paise kama kar uska yahi operation kara dunga kisi bade doctor se lekin…….(aur vo bolte bolte rone laga)….

Adi—lekin kya…..?

Ganpat—jo paise karza kar ke laya tha vo bhi khatam ho gaye….ab to india jane ke liye bhi paise nahi hain…operation kaha se karaunga…upar se ye naukri bhi gayi hath se

Adi—operation ke liye kitne paise chahiye…..?

Ganpat—chalis lakh

Adi—theek hai…aap mujhse chakis lakh lekar apni beti ka ilaz kara lo

Ganpat (shocked)—meri garibi ka kyo mazak udate ho bhai….?

Adi—mai mazak nahi kar raha….balki insaniyat ne naate ye kah raha hu….aap dus minute rukiye main apne admi ko phone kar deta hu vo paise lekar aa jayega…aap uske sath chale jana aur kisi bade doctor se mil lena

Maine mann me khatra ko yaad kiya aur usko sab samjha diya ki use kya karna hai….vo thodi hi der me car lekar vaha aa gaya

Adi—ab aap iske sath chale jao….jo bhi paise apki beti ke ilaz me jarurat ho ye de dega….aap tension mat lo..sab theek ho jayega

Ganpat (pair me gir kar)—aap insan nahi ho…..koi devta ho..jo meri madad karne aaya hai insan ka roop lekar

Adi—uthiye….main koi devta nahi hu….ab jao aap…aur ha…jab tak aap nahi aate main apki jagah naukri kar lunga vaha

Ganpat—aap…? Itne bade admi hokar…ye chhoti si driver ki naukri karenge…?

Adi—jab tak aap vapis nahi aa jate tab tak…apka bhesh badal kar yaha rahunga…..vaise apka interview kab ka tha

Ganpat—ji chalu ho gaya hoga….bio data to maine jama kar diya tha

Adi—theek hai…aap jao….aur ye ladki koun hai…?

Ganpat—meri chhoti beti hai…theek hai sahab mai chalta hu…apka ye upkar mai kabhi nahi utar paunga

Adi—kisi apne hi tarah bebas ki madad kar dena kabhi…bas mera ye upkar utar jayega usi din

Vo gadi me baith kar khatra ke sath chala gaya…uski madad karke mujhe apne mann me santosh ho raha tha ki chalo meri shakti se kisi ka to bhala hua

Kuch der baad main ganpat ki interview wali jagah chala gaya….ye kisi retired army officer angrej ka office tha jaha driver ke interview ke liye ganpat ko bulaya gaya tha…maine apna bhesh ganpat ka kar liya aur pahuch gaya office interview dene

Receptionist—kya kaam hai…?

Adi—ji mera naam ganpat rai hai…mujhe interview ke liye bulaya gaya tha

Recep—kya tumhi driver ke liye aane wale the…?

Ganpat Rai (Adi)—ji madam

Recep—theek hai, yahi ruko, mai puch ke batati hu

Main vahi visiting haal me ek jagah baith gaya….vo recep. Ladki cabin ke andar chali gayi…cabin ke door par likha tha karnal smith……thodi der baad usne bahar aakar kaha ki mujhe andar sahab ne bulaya hai

Ganpat Rai—mai andar aa sakta hu sahab

Smith—aa...jao

Ganpat Rai—shukriya sahab

Smith—haan, to gand phat raha hai (Gan pat Rai)

Ganpat Rai—nahi sir, jyada nahi phat rahi hai

Smith—kya jyada nahi.... bolta hai...tumhari job application me likha hai

Ganpat Rai (mann me)—bio data me is ganpat ne gand phatne ka bhi likha hai kya

Ganpat Rai—theek hai, my baap likha hai to phat rahi hogi

Smith—tum daily marata hai (tum delhi me rahta hai)

Ganpat Rai—nahi sahab, kabhi kabhi

Smith—Gand Phat rahay, idhar aao, kya kabhi kabhi bolta hai,dekho tumhare bio data me likha hai ki tum daily marata haay

Ganpat Rai (mann me)-sala ye ganpat to bahut bada gandu nikla....sale ne apni gandu hone ki baat bhi likh diya

Ganpat Rai—theek hai my baap, likha hai to marata hi hoga

Smith—hum tumko ek shart par naukri dega , tumko hamare ghar ka sabhi kaam karna hoga jo tumko kaha jayega karne ko

Ganpat Rai—theek hai my baap

Uske baad smith mujhe ghar le gaya aur bahar ka ek room mujhe rahne ke liye de diya..sath me apni biwi aur teen betiyo se milwaya…mai bhi khana khakar so gaya

Agle din subah jaldi uth kar fresh hua…aaj naukri ka pahla din tha…majburi thi ganpat ki job jo bachani thi…thodi hi der me us angrej afsar ka bulawa aa gaya…to mai taiyar hokar uske paas gaya

Smith—Gand phat Raha hai

Ganpat Rai—ji malik

Smith—aaj tumko teen kaam karne ka haay

Ganpat Rai—hukum sarkar

Smith—tum pahle amari (hamari) badi beti Leeza ko college me chodega (chhodega), phir hamari biwi ko bazar me chodega aur baad me humko office me chodega

Ganpat Rai (mann me)—bc..ye kaisi naukri hai….sala driver ka bol ke chodne ka kaam karwa raha hai…aisi naukri to maine kahi nahi suni….isi chodne ke chakkar me to ghar se tadipar kiya gaya hu…yaha bhi chodne ka hi kaam mila mujhe….waah ri kismat

Ganpat Rai—maaf karna sarkar, apki biwi aur ek beti to kya mai apki teeno betiyo ko chod dunga lekin main apko nahi chod sakta

Smith (gusse me)—Gand Phat Rahaay, tumko humko chodna (chhodna) hi padega

Ganpat Rai—sarkar aisa zulam na kare

Smith (gusse me)—Gaand Phat Raha haay, agar tum humko nahi chodega to hum tumko naukri se nikal dega

Ganpat Rai—theek hai sarkar, jo hukum, mai apko bhi chod dunga

Udhar room me smith ki badi beti Leeza college jane ke liye kapde change kar rahi thi ki tabhi uski bra ka hook toot jata hai to vo Ganpat Rai ko awaz lagati hai

Smith—Gand Phat rahaay…jao hamari beti tumko bulata hai, vo jo kahe vo kar dena..jao

Ganpat rai—ji sahab

Mai jaise hi leeza ke room ke darwaje par pahucha to mere pair vahi thithak gaye….andar leeza bra apne sine par dabaye khadi thi

Leeza—Gaand Phat raha haay…idhar aao

Ganpat Rai—ji, mem sb

Leeza—Gaand Phat Rahaay, hamara piche se gaand (gaanth) maro

Ganpat Rai (mann me)—bc koun se chodu ghar me naukri karne chala aaya....sala jiska bhi bhala karta hu, ulta mera hi kalyan ho jata hai...kaha aa ke phans gaya in chudakkado ke ghar me....

Ganpat Rai—yeh kya kah rahi hain mem sb.... ?

Leeza—gaand phat Raha haai, jaldi se gaand (ganth) maro, humko late hota haai

Ganpat Rai—nahi...nahi mem sb....agar maine aisa kiya to sahab humko kachcha kha kayenge

Leeza—Gaand Phat Rahaay, agar tumne jaldi se hamari gaand nahi mara to hum tumko kachcha kha jayega

Ganpat Rai—theek hai mem sb, jo hukum...aaiye main apki gaand maar deta hu

Leeza-gaand phat rahaay, jaldi maro hamari gaand, phir abhi tumko humko college me bhi le jakar chodna padega


Idhar mere jane ke baad ghar me………

Ufffff maza aa gaya yar Anand bhai aisa hi kuch saand me bhi karo real mast Likha yAr has has ke pagal ho gaye