Fantasy CHAMATKAR (Completed)

[Jitu kumar]

Thanks Bhai for Reading & Supporting
Bura manne wali koi baat nahi hai bhai
Ye har reader ka apna swatantra adhikar hai
Sab ki apni apni soch hai

Lekin ek question mera jarur hai sabhi se ki vo mujhe Hero ki origional definition bataye ki Hero ka matlab hota kya hai....?

Kya wo hero hai jo har jagah nidar hokar rahta hai...har kisi par apna rob jamata hai...har kisi par apna adhikar dikhata hai ya wo Hero kahlata hai jo sab ke dil me raaj karta hai apne achche karmo se....?

Jaha tak biwi lane ka sawal hai to ye baat to pahle hi batayi ja chuki hai ki hero ki 7 biwiya hogi to utni to aani hi hai....ye bhi to ek chamatkar hai
Jaha tak dhol ki baat hai to bhai hero apne se pyar karne walo ko chhod kar kiske aage jhuka hai......?
Jise aap balatkar kahte hain ho sakta hai vo unke pyar ki kadra ho

Chudail ka matter to pahle hi decide ho chuka hai ki uski mukti ho jayegi to vo chali jayegi...uska jyada role nahi hai story me...kya uski mukti karana chamatkar nahi hai.....? ek chudail ke dil me bhi apni achchhayi se raaj karne laga hero, kya ye chamatkar nahi hai....?

Dosto ka jikra isliye nahi aaya bcoz kahani abhi dharti se bahar chal rahi thi....jaha unka koi role nahi tha

Bhai meri kahani ka uddeshya logo ko hasate huye story ka har scene dikhana hai...unka manoranjan karna hai
Aur ye to fact baat hai ki chahe koi kitna bhi shurma kyo na ho biwi ke samne vo bhigi billi hi ban jata hai...yahi mai dikhana chah raha hu

Awesome reply bhai,
aapne hero ke character ka varnan jis sahajata se kiya hai,
vo virale hi koi kar pata hai,
bhai aapne bilkul sahi kaha hai ki hero vo jo apno ke pyar ko ijjat de unka samman kare na ki vo jo ghar me bhi attitude dikhaye, kyonki jaha pyar hota hai krodh ,
ghrina aur apaman ke liye koi jagah nhi hoti

 

[Amit rox]

Ha ha ha bahut hi comedy update tha .pata nahi munish ke dimag me kya chal ta hai ke jab dehko adi ko paresan kar deta hai. Ab yaha usko ye goli kyun di ye kuch pata nahi chala ,ab aage kaun mil gaya adi ko clg me dehkte hain.

 

[Jitu kumar]

Awesome update bhai,
ye munish aakar phir se karamat dikha kar chala gaya,
mujhe pahle hi lag raha tha ki ye aaya hai to phir kuchh locha karega,
aadi to bechara phir se bevajah ka phas gaya,
ab 48 ghante me to ghar me shree didi pata nhi kya karegi,
vahi dusri taraf ab aadi ne college me kise dekh liya jo use shararat sujhi hai,
bahot hi shandaar update bhai,
Dekhte hai ab aage kya hota hai,
Waiting for next update

 

[Rohan008]

Haha
Sabse funny update tha
Mujhe expected tha munish ki ye goli yhi karne waali h
Dev log ki viagra


Brilliant update
Keep rocking bhai

 

[K S Lover]

Nice update waiting for next update

 

[Story Collector]

Mast update bhai ekdum jhakaas.

 

[Vickey1211]

Mast update h bhai maza aa gya

 

[Zas23]

UPDATE * 66​

‘’Kaise ho dost....maze me ho na....sambhog ashtra ka sadupyog kar rahe ho na barabar’’ kisi ne kaha to main ye sun kar gusse me mann hi mann galiya deta hua uski oor palat gaya

Adi (mann me)—aaja ab teri hi kami rah gayi thi

Ab aage……..

Munish—aur bhai kaise ho…..hame to kabhi yaad hi nahi karte mitra….?

Adi—nahi bhai….har samay apko hi yaad karta hu main….(mann me) bc..lagta hai abhi ke abhi teri gand maar lu… meri achchhi khasi jindagi ko narak bana ke rakh diya….upar se kahta hai mujhe yaad kyo nahi karte

Munish—hahaha…..mujhe gali dene se kya hoga mitra……?

Adi (mann me)—lagta hai gandu ne sab sun liya.....ab to sala mann me baat karna bhi gunah ho gaya

Adi—arey nahi bhai.....bas kuch pareshani me uljha hua tha

Munish—arey to hum kis marz ki dawa hain mitra…..batao abhi tumhari uljhan ko suljha dete hain

Adi—meri sabse badi uljhan to ye shaktiya hi hain bhai upar se ye biwiya pake aam ke jaise har dusre din meri jindagi me tapak rahi hain…ab main koi devta to hu nahi…hum insano se ek to sambhalti nahi hain ye saat saat ko soch kar hi mujhe fever aa jata hai

Munish—hahahaha…..vo isliye dost kyon ki tum sadharan insan nahi ho….apne aap ko pahchano pahle..jab tak khud ko nahi pahchanoge to dusro ko kaise samajh sakoge tum…..vo to tumhe sirf musibat hi nazar ayengi

Adi—mujhe sadharan manav hi rahne do…..nahi banna mujhe koi asadharan manav

Munish—‘’to tumhi batao phir sonalika ka kya dosh hai jisne purva janam me tumhari patni thi uske baad kisi bhi janam me usne vivah tak nahi kiya sirf tumhari hi raah dekhti rahi vo….kya uske prem ka koi mol nahi tumhari nazar me….?

Margret jo tumhe bachpan se pyar karti aa rahi hai….bhale hi vo darpok hai lekin tumhare bagair vo ek pal bhi rah nahi pati….tumhari judayi me khana pina tak chhod deti hai vo….kya uske prem ka koi mol nahi tumhari nazar me…..?

Agni to ek dev kanya hai….agni dev ki putri hai vo….usne tumhe hi apna sab kuch mana hai….tumhare siwa kisi paraye mard ki oor vo dekhegi bhi nahi…aur ab to vo tumhari patni bhi hai….kya uske prati tumhara koi kartavya nahi hai…..?

Chitra beshak vo chudail hai lekin phir bhi tumhari achchhayi ne uske andar prem ka deep jala diya..ek asha jaga di ki tum hi uske masiha ho…tum par vishwash kar ke usne apna raaz tumhe bata diya…ab kya uske liye tumhara koi dayitva nahi hai…..?

Shree ke bare me mai abhi kuch nahi kahunga….bas itna hi ki uska prem bahut anmol hai…bahut khushnasib ho dost jo tumhe itne pyar karne wali mil rahi hain

Jis din tum khud ko pahchan loge us din koi bhi tumhe bekar ya bojh nahi lagegi….balki ye sab tumhare samne natmastak hokar rahegi….magar uske liye tumhe dusro ke prem ki kadra karna bhi aana chahiye’’

Adi—to maine kab un par hath uthaya hai…? Har baar vo mujhe jalil karti rahti hain, ye kaisa pyar hai.... ? yaha tak ki meri maa bhi unke kahne par mere upar bharosa nahi karti ab

Munish—‘’unhone tumhe kab jalil kiya..... ? ek baat kahu dost…ek bete ko uski maa se adhik koi nahi samajh sakta.. tumne maa ki mamta par shak kiya hai....jise tum avishwas karna kahte ho.... ho sakta hai ki jo pyar ki kadra tum nahi kar pa rahe the vo tumhari maa ko karni pad rahi hai

Un logo ne sirf apna haq pane ka prayas kiya hai....vo sabhi tumhe bahut chahti hain aur isiliye shayad tum par apna haq bhi samajhti hain...aur pyar aur jung me sab jayaz hai’’

Adi—tab bhi aisi taisi to meri hi ho rahi hai na

Munish—to ek kaam karo sab marz ki ek ram baan dawa....ye lo ek goli kha lena abhi

Adi—kya hai ye….?

Munish—chinta mat karo…koi jahar nahi hai….isse sab theek ho jayega….iska asar 48 ghante tak rahega

Adi—isse sab theek ho jayega na

Munish—ha…ha…sab theek ho jayega….achcha ab mai chalta hu

Munish ke jate hi maine uski di huyi goli ko dekhne laga….samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki isko khau ki nahi…phir socha ki kha hi leta hu shayad kuch tension hi kam ho jaye

Goli khane ke baad main apne room me aa gaya…jaha shree so rahi thi…unka masum chehra dekh kar mai apni sabhi tension bhul gaya aur unse lipat ke so gaya

Subah meri need khuli to dekha ki sona aur agni ankhe phade mujhe dekh rahi thi….meri to kuch samajh me hi nahi aaya ki ab in dono ko kya hua hai

Adi—kya hua…aise kyo ghur rahi ho….mai koi bhoot nahi hu…samjhi dono

Sona—adiiiiiii…..ye aise kyo hai….?

Adi—kya..kyo hai….?

Sona—vooooo….niche ….

Mai bhi soch me pad gaya ki kya hai niche jise dekh kar inki ankhe bahar ko nikli aa rahi hain....maine jaise hi maine niche ki oor dekha to mera bhi muh khula ka khula rah gaya shock se

Adi (mann me)—bhsdk....munish...dikha di apni aukat tune.....ye koun si goli khila gaya mujhe....sala harami

Agni—vo kyaaaa haii... ?

Adi—kuch nahi...bhago tum log yaha se....

Shree (room me aate huye)—adi utho ab….subah ho gayi hai….aur maine tum dono ko isko uthane bheja tha yaha khade rahne ko nahi

Shree ke room me aate hi maine jaldi se apne upar chadar daal kar ulta let gaya….kya karta majboori hi aisi aa gayi thi

Adi (mann me)—ye sala itna bada aur mota kaise ho gaya jo pant phad ke bahar nikal aaya aur baith hi nahi raha hai….ab kya karu…ye sab us goli ke karan hi hai…..sale ne phansa diya mujhe

Shree—chalo utho jaldi….nasta karne chalo

Adi—aap chalo mai aata hu fresh hokar

Shree—agar 5 minute me niche nahi aaye to mai pani upar se daal dungi

Adi—paniii....paniii...ha ye theek rahega....aap pani daal do jaldi se mere upar

Shree—teri tabiyat to theek hai na..... ?

Adi—ha….ha…sab theek hai….aap chalo mai bhi aata hu

Shree—jaldi aana

Adi—ab tum dono ko alag se bolna padega kya….? Agni tum jao gandi cheeze nahi dekhte

Sona—adii...par itna bada kaise....kal tak to nahi tha itna....

Adi—chal bhag yaha se besharam

Dono ke jate hi maine chadar lapet kar jaldi se bed se uth kar door lock kiya aur bath room me ghus gaya… shower chalu karke uske niche khada ho gaya

Lekin koi fayda nahi ho raha tha…ulta pani padne se vo aur bhi bada hone laga phool kar…ye dekh meri to sitti pitti gum ho gayi

Adi (mann me)—ab kya karu…iska asar to 48 ghante tak rahega…tab tak to meri izzat ka janaza nikal jayega.. chalo dusra pant pahan leta hu

Bathroom se bahar nikal kar maine dusra pant pahanne laga lekin vo bhi badi mushkil se pahan paya…adjust nahi ho raha tha utni jagah me aur thodi hi der me pant phad ke phir se bahar aa gaya

Ye dekh maine apna sar pakad ke baith gaya aur munish ko galiya dene laga….tabhi maa ne gate knock karna chalu kar diya…aanan fanan me koi rasta na dikhayi deta dekh main vaha se adrishya ho gaya

Jab room ka darwaja nahi khula to maa thak haar kar vaha se chali gayi…thodi der baad shree aayi magar tab bhi lock nahi khula

Jab kafi time ke baad bhi lock nahi khula to dad ne mechanic ko bula kar lock khulwaya…lekin room ke andar unhe kahi adi nahi mila to sab pareshan ho gaye

Subah se dophar ho gayi….sab phone laga laga ke pareshan ho gaye magar not reachable bata raha tha…to dad ne F.I.R. kara di police me….mummy ne sab friends ke yaha bhi call kar ke puch liya

Jaldi hi hamari friend mandli bhi vaha pahuch gayi….sabne apne apne tarike se khoj been chalu kar di

Shree—mousi kaha gaya hoga ye….subah se bahki bahki baate kar raha tha

Urmila—kya batau beti…bina bataye to kabhi jata nahi tha kabhi bhi vo…par gaya kaha se hoga…room to band hi tha na

Sona (mann me)—lagta hai kuch locha hai…mujhe baat karni hogi adi se

Sona (mann me)—adi tum kaha ho...yaha sab pareshan hain...jaldi se vapis aa jao

Adi (mann me sona ke)—mai to khud hi pareshan hu...abhi nahi aa sakta...kal tak sambhal lo sabko

Sona—kyo….?

Phir maine sona ko poori baat bata di ki kya hua hai aur kyo….sun kar pahle to vo bahut hasi phir mere gussa karne par shant huyi

Sona—iska ek tarika hai….

Adi—kya jaldi batao…?

Sona—tum na mere sath kar lo….

Adi—kyaaa…? Chal bhag yaha se

Udhar jab shaam tak koi pata nahi chala to shree dad ko lekar police station pahuch gayi....jaha inspector dad ko dekhte hi khada ho gaya…piche piche sabhi dost bhi aa gaye

Shree—adi ka kuch pata chala….?

Ins—ha….hamari talash jari hai….hamne is kaam me khoji kutto ko bhi laga diya hai….hame highway par adi sahab ke moje mile hain… hamne adi sahab ke moje un khoji kutto ko bhi sungha diye hain….

Dad—to kuch pata chala…..?

Ins—bas un kutto ko hosh aa jaye to hum apna kaam chalu kar denge

Sab—kyaaaa….?

Ins—ji jab se hamne adi sahab ke moje un khoji kutto ko sunghaye hain tabhi se vo behosh pade hain ….hum bas unke hosh me aane ka hi intazar kar rahe hain

Mai adrishya halat me hi college chala gaya…socha aaj adrishya avashtha me college ka haal chal dekha jaye to mai sidha class me chala gaya

Class me pahuchte hi kisi ko vaha dekh kar mere chehre par khurafati mushkan aa gayi aur main uske paas bagal me jakar baith gaya

Nice update

 

[Story Collector]

Waiting for next update bhai

 

[Govindsonic]

Superb update