Fantasy Commando Shakti

[ragish7357]

dilip- kis liye mafi mangna hai inhe
isiliye ki maine inki behen ki jaan bachayi
ji nahi maine inki behen ki jaan nahi bachayi
maine ek insaan ki jaan bachayi hai
agar yeh ladki koi or hoti toh abhi tak mujhe 1000 gaaliya pad chuki hoti
aur woh ladki
inhe mujhse maafi nahi maangni hai
inhe mujhe shukriya kehna hai ki
maine inki behen ki jaan bachayi
yeh mera farz tha
aur kisi ki bhi madad karne ke liye main kabhi bhi nahi sochunga
[yeh baat main aruna ki taraf dekhke kaha]
vanya megha kis room mein hai
vanya- us room mein
dilip- tum bhi mere sath chalo
main aur vanya megha wale room mein gaye
mamaji aur mamiji sofe pe baithe the
main megha ko dekha aur apne room mein chala gaya
vanya bhi apne room mein chali gayi
main apne room mein pahunch ke kapre utara
aur underwear mein so gaya...
subah 6am meri neend khuli
main uthke nahaya dhoya kapre change kiya
apna mobile aur paisa coat ke jeb mein rakha
room ka gate kholte hi samne vanya aur vidya khadi thi
vanya- kaha ja rahe ho
dilip- mamaji se milne ja raha hoon
vanya- hum bhi chalenge
hum teeno megha ke room mein pahunche
waha pe mami thi
vidya- chachaji kahan hain
c mami- woh apne room mein gaye hain
vidya- megha kaisi hai
c mami- abhi tak hosh nahi aaya hai
tum log baitho na
[hum teeno baith gaye
mami baar baar meri taraf dekh rahi thi]
vanya- dilip tumhe aruna aur avantika se baat karni chahiye
dilip- main kuch bolta usse pehle[megha ko hosh ane laga]
megha mamiji ke gale lagke rone lagi
c mami- chup ho ja beti
tu ro kyun rahi hai
main hoona tere paas
megha- mumma main bahut dar gayi thi
[c mama bhi agaye]
c mama- [megha ke sar pe hath rakhte hue]
meri bahadur beti
megha- papa
[main vanya ka haath pakda aur roomse nikal gaya]
vanya- kya hai
dilip- tumhe kya hai
har waqt roti rehti ho
chalke aruna aur avantika ko bolo megha ko hosh agaya hai
hum neeche hall mein gaye
vanya- aruna di megha ko hosh agaya hai
aruna- avantika chal jaldi
avantika- ji didi
[aruna aur avantika megha ko dekhne chali gayi]
dilip- yaha se najdik koi market hai
vanya- megha ki tabiyat kharab hai aur tumhe market ghumna hai
dilip- batana hai toh batao
warna main khud dhund lunga
vanya- ruko chalti hoon
jhagdailu bail
dilip- kya boli
vanya- kuch nahi chalo
[bahar aake] kaka gaadi nikaliye
dilip- market jane ke liye car lejana jaruri hai
paidal nahi chal sakti
vanya- 2km door hai market
dilip- haa toh taxi le lenge
[vanya aur main ghar se bahar nikle
vanya ne ek taxi rukai
hum usme baith gaye vanya ne bataya kaha jana hai
thodi der baad hum market pahunch gaye
main taxi wale ko paisa diya]
vanya- ab toh batao kya kaam hai
dilip- tumhe kyun janna hai
vanya- mat batao
main ek flowers ki dukaan pe gaya
aur ek guldasta kharida
us guldaste pe likha tha
get well soon
yehlo main vanya ko guldasta dete hue kaha
vanya- mere liye thankyou
dilip- megha ke liye hai
vanya- par yeh toh tumne liya hai megha ke liye
tumhe hi dena chahiye
dilip- main nahi dunga
vanya- kyun
dilip- main ye guldasta megha ko dunga
toh mami aruna aur avantika sochegi
ke main c mama ke samne apni badai karwana chahta hoon
vanya- kitna galat sochte ho tum
tumhe pata hai
kal tumhare jaane ke baad aruna di aur avantika kitna royi hain
dilip- toh main kya karu
vanya- tumne yeh guldasta megha ke liye liya hai toh tumhi do
main nahi dungi
dilip- mere liye itna nahi kar sakti
vanya- nahi
dilip- tumhe meri kasam
vanya- de dungi
ab chale yaha se
phir hum taxi mein baithe
hume gaye huwe 2 ghante ho gaye the
jab hum c mama ke ghar pahunche toh c mama chai pee rahe the
c mami kitchen mein thi
c mama- dilip kaha the tum 2 ghante se
dilip- market gaya tha
c mama- bata ke jaya karo
dilip- jee mamaji
hum megha ko dekh ke aate hain
c mama- theek hai beta
dilip- main aur vanya megha ke room mein pahunche
waha pe paancho behne baate kar rahe the
vidya- vanu kaha gaye the tum dono
vanya- market gaye the
[vanya ne woh guldasta megha ko dete hue kaha]
dilip leke aaya hai tumhare liye
[main vanya ko ghur ke dekha]
megha- thankyou dilip aruna di ne mujhe bataya ki tumne hi meri madad ki
thankyou so much
dilip- koi baat nahi
aap aram karo
[meri iss baat pe aruna aur vidya dono hansne lagi]
vanya- are aap sab itna kyun has rahi hain
vidya- batati hoon
dilip megha se itni ijjat se baat kar raha hai
jaise megha dadi amma ho uski
megha- vidya didi
jaiye main aapse baat nahi karti
aruna- dekh dadi amma gussa ho gayi
[megha apna munh phulake baith gaya]
[sabne use kisi tarah manaya]
dilip- vanya
vanya- kya hai
dilip- main apne room mein jaa raha hoon
vidya- dilip tum bhi baitho na hamare saath
[main kuch nahi bola aur sabke sath baith gaya
sab gossip kar rahe the
aur main bor ho raha the]
main phir uth gaya
dilip- vanya mujhe kuch kaam hai
main thodi der mein aata hoon
vanya- tumhe kya kaam hai
[main vanya ko ghur ke dekha]
main bhi aati hoon
[main apni gardan naa mein hila diya]
phir bhi vanya khadi hogayi
phir hum dono mere room mein aaye
main jaldi se bathroom mein ghusa aur halka hone laga
main bathroom se nikla
toh vanya muskura rahi thi
dilip- tumne mera naam kyun liya
vanya- main kuch samjhi nahi
dilip- meri pyari bholi vanya
guldasta tumne diya aur naam mera liya
vanya- tum unsab se itni nafrat kyun karte ho
dilip- nafrat
[main jor jor se hansne laga]
tumhe pata hai nafrat kise kehte hain
nafrat woh hai jo main roj sehta hoon
phir bhi uff nahi karta
main insaan hoon
mujhe bhi taklif hoti hai
main sabse dur rehta iski wajah hai
aaj koi bhi mujhe gaali deta
dhutkarta hai
main sahan kar leta hoon
aur sahan karta rahoonga
lekin kal agar yeh log mere dil mein bas gaye
toh phir main inki nafrat inki gaali inka dhutkarna kabhie bhi sahan nahi kar paunga
main mar jaunga
[yeh kehke main ghutno ke bal baith gaya
aur phut phut ke rone laga]...
dilip- main wahi pe baitha rota raha
vanya room ka gate kholke bahar chali gayi
[chaliye dekhte hain
vanya kaha gayi]
vanya dilip ke room se seedha megha ke room ki taraf jane lagi
aisa lag raha tha vanya ko dilip se jyada taklif ho rahi thi
vanya ke ankhon se lagatar ansu beh rahe the
vanya megha ke room mein pahunchi
paancho behno ne jab vanya ki ankhon mein ansu dekha toh woh bahut jyada ghabra gayi
vidya- choti kya hua tujhe tu ro kyun rahi
[vanya kuch nahi boli]
aruna- vanu kya hua tujhe batana
vidya- vanya vanya
[vanya kuch bol hi nahi rahi thi]
sunita aur megha toh jyada dar gayi aur rone lagi
tabhi vidya ne vanya ka kandha pakad ke jor se hilaya
vanya hosh mein aayi
aur vidya ke gale lagke rone lagi
vanya- didi woh keh raha tha ki woh mar jayega
vidya- kaun mar jayega
batana choti mera dil bahut ghabra raha hai
vanya- dilip
sab ke munh se yahi nikla kya
vidya- kya hua dilip ko
[vanya apne dupatte mein se mobile nikal ke vidya ko deti hai]
vidya- choti yeh toh mera mobile hai
yeh tere paas kaha se aaya
[vanya woh mobile vidya se leti hai aur usmein voice recorder play kardeti hai]
vidya- choti yeh kya kar rahi
[dilip ke bathroom se nikalne ke baad
jo baate dilip aur vanya ke beech hoti hai
woh sab mobile ke jariye sab ko sunai deta hai
jaise jaise dilip ki baat aage badhti hai
sab ke ankhon se ansu behne lagte hain]
aruna- di hume dekhna chahiye kahi dilip koi galat kadam na utha le
[vidya se]
vidya- haa
[uske baad dilip ki behne uske room ki taraf daudi]
[ab dekhte hain idhar kya huwa jab vanya room se bahar gayi]
dilip- mujhe aaj bahut takleef ho rahi thi
aisa lag raha tha ki ab main inlogo ki nafrat bardasht nahi kar paunga
tabhi mere sar mein bahut tez dard hone laga
aisa laga ki is dard se meri jaan nikal jayegi
meri palke bhaari hone lagi
aur main behosh ho gaya
vanya aur baki sab dilip ke room mein pahunche
vanya daud ke dilip ke paas gayi
vanya- dilip uthona kya huwa tumhe
didi dekhona dilip nahi uth raha hai
vidya- avantika jaldi se doctor ko phone laga
avantika- doctor ka number toh mumma ke paas hai
abhi jaati hoon neeche
avantika- mummy aapka phone kaha hai
c mami- waha table pe hai
tu itni ghabrayi huwi kyun hai
avantika- mummy dilip behosh ho gaya hai
doctor ko phone karungi
c mami- use kya huwa
avantika ne doctor ko phone karne lagi
c mami- ab toh bata kya huwa dilip ko
avantika- papa ka kaha hain
c mami- office gaye hain
tu baat mat badal
avantika ne sari baat
batayi
c mami- tu kyun chinta karti hai
use kuch nahi hoga
jab tak woh hum sab ki khushiyo mein aag nahi lagayega
woh marega nahi
avantika- mummy
aap ko jitni nafrat karni hai
dilip se kariye
hum behno ka pyaar humare bhai ke liye kaafi hai
c mami- badtameez apni maa se jubaan ladati hai
avantika bina kuch sune dilip ke room ki taraf jane lagti hai
idhar vanya ka roroke bura haal tha
vidya- choti chup ho ja
dilip theek ho jayega
vanya- yeh sab meri wajah se huwa hai
maine dilip ko uksaya tha
ki woh apne dil ka bojh halka kare
vidya- teri koi galti nahi hai
galti toh hamari hai
hum kabhie dilip ko samajh nahi paye
dilip ke liye papa aur chachi ki nafrat ko bachpan se dekhke humar dil mein bhi dilip ke liye nafrat
baith gayi
jabki hume pata hi nahi hai ki hum dilip se nafrat kyun karte
aruna- aap theek keh rahi hain didi
har saal hum gaon jate the
lekin kabhi humne dilip se baat nahi ki
dilip humse milne bhi aata tha toh hum use dhutkaar ke bhaga dete the
megha- didi dilip ko kuch hoga toh nahi
vidya- kuch nahi hoga dilip ko
aaj tak dilip hamari nafrat sehta raha
lekin ab main apne bhaiya ko kuch nahi hone dungi
aruna- hum apne bhaiya ko kuch nahi hone denge didi
avantika- hum sab behne apne bhaiya ko kuch nahi hone denge
vidya- doctor ko phone kiya
avantika- ji didi thodi der mein ajayega
vidya- pehle dilip ko bed pe litao
sab behno ne dilip ko uthake bed pe litaya
vanya dilip ke sarko apni god mein rakhe hui thi
sab behno ke ankho se ansu beh rahe the
vidya- avantika jaake neeche baith doctor aaye toh jaldi leke aana
avantika room se bahar aayi aur seedhiyo pe baith gayi
woh apni maa se baat nahi karna chahti thi
thodi der baad doctor aagaya
avantika doctor ko upar leke aai
doctor ne dilip ko check kiya
ek injection lagaya
doctor- thodi der mein hosh aajayega
yeh kehke doctor chala gaya
aruna- dekho dilip ko hosh aaraha hai
dilip- main apni ankhein khol ke dekha
toh main chaunk gaya
mera sir vanya ke god mein hai
meri paancho behne mere aaju baaju baithi hai
kaash yeh pal yahi tham jaaye
lekin mere dimaag ne mujhe samjhaya yeh sach nahi hai
aap sab yaha
vanya tum ro kyun rahi ho
aruna- dilip hume maaf kardo
dilip- aap sab jaiye yaha se
vidya- dilip hum tabtak yaha se nahi jayenge jab tak tum hume maaf nahi karte
dilip- maine kaha na mujhe aap sab se baat nahi karni hai
yeh kehke main apna munh vanya ki god chhupa liya aur rone laga
aruna- dilip tum chaho toh hume bhi dhutkaar lo maar lo
par hume maaf kardo
hum tumhare pair pakadte hume maaf kardo
dilip- didiii...
dilip- aap mujhe majbur kar rahi hain
vidya- hum behno ne kabhie bhi tumhe rakhi nahi bandhi
shayad isi liye tum hume maaf nahi kar rahe ho
dilip- aap samajh nahi rahi hain
aaj aap sab josh mein hosh kho baithi hain
lekin kal aap sab mujhe phir se thukra dengi
toh main to jeete jee mar jaunga
[sab ek sath dilip kehte hue mere gale lag gayi]
vidya- agar dubara marne ki baat kahi
toh hum apni jaan de denge
ek baar hume maaf karde
hum tujhe apna bhaiya nahi apne jigar ka tukda samjhenge
dilip- [ab mujhse bardasht nahi ho raha tha
mera dil khud ko rok nahi paa raha tha
main kitna khushnaseeb hoon
kal mere paas sirf badi naani thi
lekin aaj mere paas inti behne aur vanya hai]
bhaiya bhi chalega
aruna- didi kya bola abhi dilip ne
vidya- mujhe kya pata usi se pooch
dilip- bhaiya bhi chalega
yeh keh ke main vidya di ke gale lag gaya aur rone laga
avantika - tu sirf vidya di ka bhaiya nahi hai
hum sabka hai
megha- haa
aruna- didi dekho toh
humara bhaiya kaise ladkiyo ki tarah ro raha hai
vidya- aruna tu toh sach bol rahi hai
ab chup bhi ho ja kitna royega
dilip- main kaha ro raha hoon
aruna- didi main apne bhaiya ke liye special aloo ke parathe bana ke lati hoon
[yeh kehke aruna chali gayi]
vidya- tere hath ke parathe
bhaiya tu toh gaya
megha- didi ab bhaiya ka kya hoga
avantika- wahi hoga jo aruna di ka paratha chahega
dilip- aap sab itna kyun ghabra gayi
aruna di parathe hi toh banane gayi hain
koi bomb banane thodi gayi hain
avantika- bhaiya bomb banake khilati toh chalta
lekin aruna di ke parate
vidya- avni aisa nahi kehte
avantika- sorry di
dilip- [mujhe toh is baat se khushi ho rahi thi
aaj pehli baar main apni di ke haathon se bane hue parathe khaunga]
[jab aruna neeche gayi]
aruna- mummy jaldi kitchen se bahar jao
c mami- kya kar rahi main khana bana rahi hoon
aruna- aap khana baad mein bana lena
mujhe apne bhaiya ke liye aloo ke
parate banane hai
c mami- ek kaam karna aloo ke parathe mein thoda sa zeher mila ke apne bhaiya ko khila dena
aruna- mummy agar apne aisa dobara kaha toh
c mami- bahut jubaan chalane lagi hai
aruna- aap jaiye yaha se
[c mami bina kuch bole apne kamre ki taraf chali gayi]
[dilip ke room mein]
dilip- didi aap mujhse baat nahi karengi
[main sunita di se pucha]
vidya- yeh toh humse bhi kam hi baat karti hai
yeh sirf megha se baat karti hai
dilip- [main sunita di ki taraf dekha]
sunita- nahi bhaiya di jhuth bol rahi hain
main toh sab se baat karti
main toh tujhse bhi baat kar rahi hoon
tu toh mera bhaiya hai
hai na hai ki nahi
dilip- [main vidya di ki taraf dekha
yeh kam bolna huwa]
[vidya di avanatika di aur megha di hasne lagi
unka hasna band hi nahi ho raha tha]
sunita- aap sab ko kya huwa
[tabhi aruna di parathe leke aa gayi]
aruna- pesh hai mere hatho ke bane special aloo ke parathe
main apne bhaiya ko apne hatho se khilaungi
[dilip- [aruna di mere sath bed pe baith gayi
aur mujhe apne hathon se parathe khilane lagi]
[sab ankhein phaad phaad ke mujhe khate hue dekh rahe the]
aap sab bhi khaona
aruna- woh sab mere hath ke bane huwe parathe nahi khati
dilip- itna swadisht hai
vidya- sach mein
dilip- aap khud khake dekho
[uske baad toh sab parathe pe toot pade
5 minute ke andar sare parathe khatam ho gaye]
aruna- yeh kya sara chat kar gaye
aaj tak toh kabhie nahi khaya
dilip- kyun
aruna- main batati hoon
pehli baar jab main parathe bana rahi thi
meri galti se parathe mein
laal mirch aur namak jyada pad gaya tha
jab sab ne mere hath ke bane hue parathe khaye
toh sab ne mera bahut majak udaya
us din se jab bhi main parathe banati thi
usmein namak aur laal mirch 10guna jyada mila deti thi
vidya- iska matlab tu hume aaj tak apne magarmach ansu dikha ke apne jwalamukhi type parathe
khilati rahi
aruna- haa
vidya- haa ki bachchi ruk tujhe batati hoon
[vidya di aruna di ko chapat lagne lagi]
aruna- bhaiya bachao
bhaiya bachao
dilip- [main uthne laga]
vidya- agar tu waha se utha hai
toh teri taange tod dungi
dilip- [main phir baith gaya]
aruna- mera pyara bhaiya apni didi ko nahi bachayega
dilip- [main toh fas chuka tha dono taraf se
tabhi mujhe gaanv ka ek muhavra yaad aagaya]
ek mahapurush ne kaha tha
do aurto ke jhagde mein naa kisi mard ko padna chahiye
naa hi kisi aurat ko
[jahan vidya di meri baat pe khush dikh rahi thi
wahi aruna di ne apna munh phula liya]
[main avantika di ki taraf dekha]
avantika- didi aap dono ko yeh aurat bol raha hai
[is baat pe main apna matha peet liya]
[vidya aur aruna di meri samne aake khadi ho gayi
vidya- main tujhe kis angle se aurat dikhti hoon
dilip- maine aapko aurat thode hi kaha hai
aruna- toh tu mujhe aurat keh raha hai
dilip- maine toh muhavre mein aurat kaha tha
[vidya di aur aruna di ne ek dusre ko dekha aur lagi mujhe peetne]
[tabhi c mama ke chillane ki awaj aayi
woh megha di ko awaj de rahe the]
[main megha di ki taraf dekha toh megha di bahut dari huwi dikh rahi thi]
aruna- megha pitaji tujhe awaj de rahe hain
[tabhi c mama mere room mein daakhil hue
unke chehre dekhke hum sab dar gaye
woh bahut hi jyada gusse mein lag rahe the]...
c mama- megha hum apse sirf ek baar puchenge
kal aap kaha gayi thi
dilip- [yeh toh b mama ka andaz hai]
[piche se c mami bhi a gayi]
vidya- chachaji baat kya hai
c mama- abhi hum megha ko college gaye the
waha hume pata chala ki kal college ki taraf se koi picnic plan nahi kiya gaya tha
megha jawab dijiye
megha- pitaji mujhe maaf kar dijiye
lekin main apko nahi bata sakti
c mama- megha
c mami- aap shant ho jaiye
[c mama mami ko ghurne lage
c mami ne apni gardan neeche kar li]
c mama- megha agar apne kuch galat nahi kiya hai
toh hum apse wada karte hain
hum apko maaf kardenge
dilip- [megha di ne apni gardan na mein hila di]
[mama ji gusse mein megha di ki taraf badhne lage]
[dar toh bahut lag raha tha
par kya karu behen ka sawal tha
mujhe pata tha ki c mama kabhie gussa nahi karte
lekin jab karte hai toh jaldi shant nahi hote ]
[main mamaji ke samne khada ho gaya]
c mama- dilip samne se hat jao
dilip- aap shant ho jaiye
c mama- humne kaha samne se hat jao
dilip- aap shant ho jaiye
c mama- dilip
[mamaji ne apna hath utha liya
mujhe marne ke liye]
[sab ki cheekh nikal gayi]
hum phir keh rahe hain
dilip- main wahi pe khada raha
mamaji mujhe marne lage
ek toh aaj tak kisine mujhpe haath nahi uthaya
upar se mamaji pahelwan type
1 maar rahe the aisa lag raha tha ki 10admi milke peet rahe hain
mamaji mujhe marte rahe
main wahi pe khada raha
jab mamaji ka gussa shant huwa toh woh chale gaye
c mami bhi chali gayi
main wahi pe baith gaya dard ke karan
chot mujhe lagi hai ro aap sab rahi hain
main bilkul theek hoon
megha di mere paas ane lagi
tabhi vanya jo shuru se chup thi
vanya ne megha di ko dhakka de diya
dilip- vanya
main megha di ko jaake uthaya
yeh kya kar rahi ho
vanya- kya kar rahi hoon
yeh agar sach bata deti
toh chacha tumhe itni buri tarah maarte
dilip- matlab tum badla logi
megha- nahi bhaiya marne dijiye didi ko mujhe toh ghin aa rahi hai apne aap se
aaj hi mujhe bhai mila
aur aaj hi meri wajah se mere bhai ko
dilip- vidya di aap sab bahar jaiye
mujhe megha di se akele mei baat karni hai
[vanya toh jaa hi nahi rahi thi
vidya aur aruna di use pakad ke le gaye]
main gate lock kiya
aur megha di ke paas baith gaya
pehle aap rona band kijiye
main apne hatho se megha di ke ansu pocha
ab aap agar mujhe dil se apna bhai manti hain toh
mujhe sach batayengi
megha- bhaiya jaan maang lo de dungi
par
dilip- theek hai
main mamaji se jaake keh deta hoon
kal main gaon wapas jaraha hoon
aur kabhi wapas nahi aaunga
megha- bhaiya mujhe majboor mat karo
dilip- ek aakhri baat kehna chahta hoon
maan lijiye kal mujhe cancer ho jaye
toh main bhi aap sab ko kuch nahi batau
aur mar jau kitna achcha lagega aap sab ko na
megha- bhaiya aisa mat bolo
main batati hoon

superbb behatrin update

 

[krish1152]

Nice update

 

[mashish]

dilip- kis liye mafi mangna hai inhe
isiliye ki maine inki behen ki jaan bachayi
ji nahi maine inki behen ki jaan nahi bachayi
maine ek insaan ki jaan bachayi hai
agar yeh ladki koi or hoti toh abhi tak mujhe 1000 gaaliya pad chuki hoti
aur woh ladki
inhe mujhse maafi nahi maangni hai
inhe mujhe shukriya kehna hai ki
maine inki behen ki jaan bachayi
yeh mera farz tha
aur kisi ki bhi madad karne ke liye main kabhi bhi nahi sochunga
[yeh baat main aruna ki taraf dekhke kaha]
vanya megha kis room mein hai
vanya- us room mein
dilip- tum bhi mere sath chalo
main aur vanya megha wale room mein gaye
mamaji aur mamiji sofe pe baithe the
main megha ko dekha aur apne room mein chala gaya
vanya bhi apne room mein chali gayi
main apne room mein pahunch ke kapre utara
aur underwear mein so gaya...
subah 6am meri neend khuli
main uthke nahaya dhoya kapre change kiya
apna mobile aur paisa coat ke jeb mein rakha
room ka gate kholte hi samne vanya aur vidya khadi thi
vanya- kaha ja rahe ho
dilip- mamaji se milne ja raha hoon
vanya- hum bhi chalenge
hum teeno megha ke room mein pahunche
waha pe mami thi
vidya- chachaji kahan hain
c mami- woh apne room mein gaye hain
vidya- megha kaisi hai
c mami- abhi tak hosh nahi aaya hai
tum log baitho na
[hum teeno baith gaye
mami baar baar meri taraf dekh rahi thi]
vanya- dilip tumhe aruna aur avantika se baat karni chahiye
dilip- main kuch bolta usse pehle[megha ko hosh ane laga]
megha mamiji ke gale lagke rone lagi
c mami- chup ho ja beti
tu ro kyun rahi hai
main hoona tere paas
megha- mumma main bahut dar gayi thi
[c mama bhi agaye]
c mama- [megha ke sar pe hath rakhte hue]
meri bahadur beti
megha- papa
[main vanya ka haath pakda aur roomse nikal gaya]
vanya- kya hai
dilip- tumhe kya hai
har waqt roti rehti ho
chalke aruna aur avantika ko bolo megha ko hosh agaya hai
hum neeche hall mein gaye
vanya- aruna di megha ko hosh agaya hai
aruna- avantika chal jaldi
avantika- ji didi
[aruna aur avantika megha ko dekhne chali gayi]
dilip- yaha se najdik koi market hai
vanya- megha ki tabiyat kharab hai aur tumhe market ghumna hai
dilip- batana hai toh batao
warna main khud dhund lunga
vanya- ruko chalti hoon
jhagdailu bail
dilip- kya boli
vanya- kuch nahi chalo
[bahar aake] kaka gaadi nikaliye
dilip- market jane ke liye car lejana jaruri hai
paidal nahi chal sakti
vanya- 2km door hai market
dilip- haa toh taxi le lenge
[vanya aur main ghar se bahar nikle
vanya ne ek taxi rukai
hum usme baith gaye vanya ne bataya kaha jana hai
thodi der baad hum market pahunch gaye
main taxi wale ko paisa diya]
vanya- ab toh batao kya kaam hai
dilip- tumhe kyun janna hai
vanya- mat batao
main ek flowers ki dukaan pe gaya
aur ek guldasta kharida
us guldaste pe likha tha
get well soon
yehlo main vanya ko guldasta dete hue kaha
vanya- mere liye thankyou
dilip- megha ke liye hai
vanya- par yeh toh tumne liya hai megha ke liye
tumhe hi dena chahiye
dilip- main nahi dunga
vanya- kyun
dilip- main ye guldasta megha ko dunga
toh mami aruna aur avantika sochegi
ke main c mama ke samne apni badai karwana chahta hoon
vanya- kitna galat sochte ho tum
tumhe pata hai
kal tumhare jaane ke baad aruna di aur avantika kitna royi hain
dilip- toh main kya karu
vanya- tumne yeh guldasta megha ke liye liya hai toh tumhi do
main nahi dungi
dilip- mere liye itna nahi kar sakti
vanya- nahi
dilip- tumhe meri kasam
vanya- de dungi
ab chale yaha se
phir hum taxi mein baithe
hume gaye huwe 2 ghante ho gaye the
jab hum c mama ke ghar pahunche toh c mama chai pee rahe the
c mami kitchen mein thi
c mama- dilip kaha the tum 2 ghante se
dilip- market gaya tha
c mama- bata ke jaya karo
dilip- jee mamaji
hum megha ko dekh ke aate hain
c mama- theek hai beta
dilip- main aur vanya megha ke room mein pahunche
waha pe paancho behne baate kar rahe the
vidya- vanu kaha gaye the tum dono
vanya- market gaye the
[vanya ne woh guldasta megha ko dete hue kaha]
dilip leke aaya hai tumhare liye
[main vanya ko ghur ke dekha]
megha- thankyou dilip aruna di ne mujhe bataya ki tumne hi meri madad ki
thankyou so much
dilip- koi baat nahi
aap aram karo
[meri iss baat pe aruna aur vidya dono hansne lagi]
vanya- are aap sab itna kyun has rahi hain
vidya- batati hoon
dilip megha se itni ijjat se baat kar raha hai
jaise megha dadi amma ho uski
megha- vidya didi
jaiye main aapse baat nahi karti
aruna- dekh dadi amma gussa ho gayi
[megha apna munh phulake baith gaya]
[sabne use kisi tarah manaya]
dilip- vanya
vanya- kya hai
dilip- main apne room mein jaa raha hoon
vidya- dilip tum bhi baitho na hamare saath
[main kuch nahi bola aur sabke sath baith gaya
sab gossip kar rahe the
aur main bor ho raha the]
main phir uth gaya
dilip- vanya mujhe kuch kaam hai
main thodi der mein aata hoon
vanya- tumhe kya kaam hai
[main vanya ko ghur ke dekha]
main bhi aati hoon
[main apni gardan naa mein hila diya]
phir bhi vanya khadi hogayi
phir hum dono mere room mein aaye
main jaldi se bathroom mein ghusa aur halka hone laga
main bathroom se nikla
toh vanya muskura rahi thi
dilip- tumne mera naam kyun liya
vanya- main kuch samjhi nahi
dilip- meri pyari bholi vanya
guldasta tumne diya aur naam mera liya
vanya- tum unsab se itni nafrat kyun karte ho
dilip- nafrat
[main jor jor se hansne laga]
tumhe pata hai nafrat kise kehte hain
nafrat woh hai jo main roj sehta hoon
phir bhi uff nahi karta
main insaan hoon
mujhe bhi taklif hoti hai
main sabse dur rehta iski wajah hai
aaj koi bhi mujhe gaali deta
dhutkarta hai
main sahan kar leta hoon
aur sahan karta rahoonga
lekin kal agar yeh log mere dil mein bas gaye
toh phir main inki nafrat inki gaali inka dhutkarna kabhie bhi sahan nahi kar paunga
main mar jaunga
[yeh kehke main ghutno ke bal baith gaya
aur phut phut ke rone laga]...
dilip- main wahi pe baitha rota raha
vanya room ka gate kholke bahar chali gayi
[chaliye dekhte hain
vanya kaha gayi]
vanya dilip ke room se seedha megha ke room ki taraf jane lagi
aisa lag raha tha vanya ko dilip se jyada taklif ho rahi thi
vanya ke ankhon se lagatar ansu beh rahe the
vanya megha ke room mein pahunchi
paancho behno ne jab vanya ki ankhon mein ansu dekha toh woh bahut jyada ghabra gayi
vidya- choti kya hua tujhe tu ro kyun rahi
[vanya kuch nahi boli]
aruna- vanu kya hua tujhe batana
vidya- vanya vanya
[vanya kuch bol hi nahi rahi thi]
sunita aur megha toh jyada dar gayi aur rone lagi
tabhi vidya ne vanya ka kandha pakad ke jor se hilaya
vanya hosh mein aayi
aur vidya ke gale lagke rone lagi
vanya- didi woh keh raha tha ki woh mar jayega
vidya- kaun mar jayega
batana choti mera dil bahut ghabra raha hai
vanya- dilip
sab ke munh se yahi nikla kya
vidya- kya hua dilip ko
[vanya apne dupatte mein se mobile nikal ke vidya ko deti hai]
vidya- choti yeh toh mera mobile hai
yeh tere paas kaha se aaya
[vanya woh mobile vidya se leti hai aur usmein voice recorder play kardeti hai]
vidya- choti yeh kya kar rahi
[dilip ke bathroom se nikalne ke baad
jo baate dilip aur vanya ke beech hoti hai
woh sab mobile ke jariye sab ko sunai deta hai
jaise jaise dilip ki baat aage badhti hai
sab ke ankhon se ansu behne lagte hain]
aruna- di hume dekhna chahiye kahi dilip koi galat kadam na utha le
[vidya se]
vidya- haa
[uske baad dilip ki behne uske room ki taraf daudi]
[ab dekhte hain idhar kya huwa jab vanya room se bahar gayi]
dilip- mujhe aaj bahut takleef ho rahi thi
aisa lag raha tha ki ab main inlogo ki nafrat bardasht nahi kar paunga
tabhi mere sar mein bahut tez dard hone laga
aisa laga ki is dard se meri jaan nikal jayegi
meri palke bhaari hone lagi
aur main behosh ho gaya
vanya aur baki sab dilip ke room mein pahunche
vanya daud ke dilip ke paas gayi
vanya- dilip uthona kya huwa tumhe
didi dekhona dilip nahi uth raha hai
vidya- avantika jaldi se doctor ko phone laga
avantika- doctor ka number toh mumma ke paas hai
abhi jaati hoon neeche
avantika- mummy aapka phone kaha hai
c mami- waha table pe hai
tu itni ghabrayi huwi kyun hai
avantika- mummy dilip behosh ho gaya hai
doctor ko phone karungi
c mami- use kya huwa
avantika ne doctor ko phone karne lagi
c mami- ab toh bata kya huwa dilip ko
avantika- papa ka kaha hain
c mami- office gaye hain
tu baat mat badal
avantika ne sari baat
batayi
c mami- tu kyun chinta karti hai
use kuch nahi hoga
jab tak woh hum sab ki khushiyo mein aag nahi lagayega
woh marega nahi
avantika- mummy
aap ko jitni nafrat karni hai
dilip se kariye
hum behno ka pyaar humare bhai ke liye kaafi hai
c mami- badtameez apni maa se jubaan ladati hai
avantika bina kuch sune dilip ke room ki taraf jane lagti hai
idhar vanya ka roroke bura haal tha
vidya- choti chup ho ja
dilip theek ho jayega
vanya- yeh sab meri wajah se huwa hai
maine dilip ko uksaya tha
ki woh apne dil ka bojh halka kare
vidya- teri koi galti nahi hai
galti toh hamari hai
hum kabhie dilip ko samajh nahi paye
dilip ke liye papa aur chachi ki nafrat ko bachpan se dekhke humar dil mein bhi dilip ke liye nafrat
baith gayi
jabki hume pata hi nahi hai ki hum dilip se nafrat kyun karte
aruna- aap theek keh rahi hain didi
har saal hum gaon jate the
lekin kabhi humne dilip se baat nahi ki
dilip humse milne bhi aata tha toh hum use dhutkaar ke bhaga dete the
megha- didi dilip ko kuch hoga toh nahi
vidya- kuch nahi hoga dilip ko
aaj tak dilip hamari nafrat sehta raha
lekin ab main apne bhaiya ko kuch nahi hone dungi
aruna- hum apne bhaiya ko kuch nahi hone denge didi
avantika- hum sab behne apne bhaiya ko kuch nahi hone denge
vidya- doctor ko phone kiya
avantika- ji didi thodi der mein ajayega
vidya- pehle dilip ko bed pe litao
sab behno ne dilip ko uthake bed pe litaya
vanya dilip ke sarko apni god mein rakhe hui thi
sab behno ke ankho se ansu beh rahe the
vidya- avantika jaake neeche baith doctor aaye toh jaldi leke aana
avantika room se bahar aayi aur seedhiyo pe baith gayi
woh apni maa se baat nahi karna chahti thi
thodi der baad doctor aagaya
avantika doctor ko upar leke aai
doctor ne dilip ko check kiya
ek injection lagaya
doctor- thodi der mein hosh aajayega
yeh kehke doctor chala gaya
aruna- dekho dilip ko hosh aaraha hai
dilip- main apni ankhein khol ke dekha
toh main chaunk gaya
mera sir vanya ke god mein hai
meri paancho behne mere aaju baaju baithi hai
kaash yeh pal yahi tham jaaye
lekin mere dimaag ne mujhe samjhaya yeh sach nahi hai
aap sab yaha
vanya tum ro kyun rahi ho
aruna- dilip hume maaf kardo
dilip- aap sab jaiye yaha se
vidya- dilip hum tabtak yaha se nahi jayenge jab tak tum hume maaf nahi karte
dilip- maine kaha na mujhe aap sab se baat nahi karni hai
yeh kehke main apna munh vanya ki god chhupa liya aur rone laga
aruna- dilip tum chaho toh hume bhi dhutkaar lo maar lo
par hume maaf kardo
hum tumhare pair pakadte hume maaf kardo
dilip- didiii...
dilip- aap mujhe majbur kar rahi hain
vidya- hum behno ne kabhie bhi tumhe rakhi nahi bandhi
shayad isi liye tum hume maaf nahi kar rahe ho
dilip- aap samajh nahi rahi hain
aaj aap sab josh mein hosh kho baithi hain
lekin kal aap sab mujhe phir se thukra dengi
toh main to jeete jee mar jaunga
[sab ek sath dilip kehte hue mere gale lag gayi]
vidya- agar dubara marne ki baat kahi
toh hum apni jaan de denge
ek baar hume maaf karde
hum tujhe apna bhaiya nahi apne jigar ka tukda samjhenge
dilip- [ab mujhse bardasht nahi ho raha tha
mera dil khud ko rok nahi paa raha tha
main kitna khushnaseeb hoon
kal mere paas sirf badi naani thi
lekin aaj mere paas inti behne aur vanya hai]
bhaiya bhi chalega
aruna- didi kya bola abhi dilip ne
vidya- mujhe kya pata usi se pooch
dilip- bhaiya bhi chalega
yeh keh ke main vidya di ke gale lag gaya aur rone laga
avantika - tu sirf vidya di ka bhaiya nahi hai
hum sabka hai
megha- haa
aruna- didi dekho toh
humara bhaiya kaise ladkiyo ki tarah ro raha hai
vidya- aruna tu toh sach bol rahi hai
ab chup bhi ho ja kitna royega
dilip- main kaha ro raha hoon
aruna- didi main apne bhaiya ke liye special aloo ke parathe bana ke lati hoon
[yeh kehke aruna chali gayi]
vidya- tere hath ke parathe
bhaiya tu toh gaya
megha- didi ab bhaiya ka kya hoga
avantika- wahi hoga jo aruna di ka paratha chahega
dilip- aap sab itna kyun ghabra gayi
aruna di parathe hi toh banane gayi hain
koi bomb banane thodi gayi hain
avantika- bhaiya bomb banake khilati toh chalta
lekin aruna di ke parate
vidya- avni aisa nahi kehte
avantika- sorry di
dilip- [mujhe toh is baat se khushi ho rahi thi
aaj pehli baar main apni di ke haathon se bane hue parathe khaunga]
[jab aruna neeche gayi]
aruna- mummy jaldi kitchen se bahar jao
c mami- kya kar rahi main khana bana rahi hoon
aruna- aap khana baad mein bana lena
mujhe apne bhaiya ke liye aloo ke
parate banane hai
c mami- ek kaam karna aloo ke parathe mein thoda sa zeher mila ke apne bhaiya ko khila dena
aruna- mummy agar apne aisa dobara kaha toh
c mami- bahut jubaan chalane lagi hai
aruna- aap jaiye yaha se
[c mami bina kuch bole apne kamre ki taraf chali gayi]
[dilip ke room mein]
dilip- didi aap mujhse baat nahi karengi
[main sunita di se pucha]
vidya- yeh toh humse bhi kam hi baat karti hai
yeh sirf megha se baat karti hai
dilip- [main sunita di ki taraf dekha]
sunita- nahi bhaiya di jhuth bol rahi hain
main toh sab se baat karti
main toh tujhse bhi baat kar rahi hoon
tu toh mera bhaiya hai
hai na hai ki nahi
dilip- [main vidya di ki taraf dekha
yeh kam bolna huwa]
[vidya di avanatika di aur megha di hasne lagi
unka hasna band hi nahi ho raha tha]
sunita- aap sab ko kya huwa
[tabhi aruna di parathe leke aa gayi]
aruna- pesh hai mere hatho ke bane special aloo ke parathe
main apne bhaiya ko apne hatho se khilaungi
[dilip- [aruna di mere sath bed pe baith gayi
aur mujhe apne hathon se parathe khilane lagi]
[sab ankhein phaad phaad ke mujhe khate hue dekh rahe the]
aap sab bhi khaona
aruna- woh sab mere hath ke bane huwe parathe nahi khati
dilip- itna swadisht hai
vidya- sach mein
dilip- aap khud khake dekho
[uske baad toh sab parathe pe toot pade
5 minute ke andar sare parathe khatam ho gaye]
aruna- yeh kya sara chat kar gaye
aaj tak toh kabhie nahi khaya
dilip- kyun
aruna- main batati hoon
pehli baar jab main parathe bana rahi thi
meri galti se parathe mein
laal mirch aur namak jyada pad gaya tha
jab sab ne mere hath ke bane hue parathe khaye
toh sab ne mera bahut majak udaya
us din se jab bhi main parathe banati thi
usmein namak aur laal mirch 10guna jyada mila deti thi
vidya- iska matlab tu hume aaj tak apne magarmach ansu dikha ke apne jwalamukhi type parathe
khilati rahi
aruna- haa
vidya- haa ki bachchi ruk tujhe batati hoon
[vidya di aruna di ko chapat lagne lagi]
aruna- bhaiya bachao
bhaiya bachao
dilip- [main uthne laga]
vidya- agar tu waha se utha hai
toh teri taange tod dungi
dilip- [main phir baith gaya]
aruna- mera pyara bhaiya apni didi ko nahi bachayega
dilip- [main toh fas chuka tha dono taraf se
tabhi mujhe gaanv ka ek muhavra yaad aagaya]
ek mahapurush ne kaha tha
do aurto ke jhagde mein naa kisi mard ko padna chahiye
naa hi kisi aurat ko
[jahan vidya di meri baat pe khush dikh rahi thi
wahi aruna di ne apna munh phula liya]
[main avantika di ki taraf dekha]
avantika- didi aap dono ko yeh aurat bol raha hai
[is baat pe main apna matha peet liya]
[vidya aur aruna di meri samne aake khadi ho gayi
vidya- main tujhe kis angle se aurat dikhti hoon
dilip- maine aapko aurat thode hi kaha hai
aruna- toh tu mujhe aurat keh raha hai
dilip- maine toh muhavre mein aurat kaha tha
[vidya di aur aruna di ne ek dusre ko dekha aur lagi mujhe peetne]
[tabhi c mama ke chillane ki awaj aayi
woh megha di ko awaj de rahe the]
[main megha di ki taraf dekha toh megha di bahut dari huwi dikh rahi thi]
aruna- megha pitaji tujhe awaj de rahe hain
[tabhi c mama mere room mein daakhil hue
unke chehre dekhke hum sab dar gaye
woh bahut hi jyada gusse mein lag rahe the]...
c mama- megha hum apse sirf ek baar puchenge
kal aap kaha gayi thi
dilip- [yeh toh b mama ka andaz hai]
[piche se c mami bhi a gayi]
vidya- chachaji baat kya hai
c mama- abhi hum megha ko college gaye the
waha hume pata chala ki kal college ki taraf se koi picnic plan nahi kiya gaya tha
megha jawab dijiye
megha- pitaji mujhe maaf kar dijiye
lekin main apko nahi bata sakti
c mama- megha
c mami- aap shant ho jaiye
[c mama mami ko ghurne lage
c mami ne apni gardan neeche kar li]
c mama- megha agar apne kuch galat nahi kiya hai
toh hum apse wada karte hain
hum apko maaf kardenge
dilip- [megha di ne apni gardan na mein hila di]
[mama ji gusse mein megha di ki taraf badhne lage]
[dar toh bahut lag raha tha
par kya karu behen ka sawal tha
mujhe pata tha ki c mama kabhie gussa nahi karte
lekin jab karte hai toh jaldi shant nahi hote ]
[main mamaji ke samne khada ho gaya]
c mama- dilip samne se hat jao
dilip- aap shant ho jaiye
c mama- humne kaha samne se hat jao
dilip- aap shant ho jaiye
c mama- dilip
[mamaji ne apna hath utha liya
mujhe marne ke liye]
[sab ki cheekh nikal gayi]
hum phir keh rahe hain
dilip- main wahi pe khada raha
mamaji mujhe marne lage
ek toh aaj tak kisine mujhpe haath nahi uthaya
upar se mamaji pahelwan type
1 maar rahe the aisa lag raha tha ki 10admi milke peet rahe hain
mamaji mujhe marte rahe
main wahi pe khada raha
jab mamaji ka gussa shant huwa toh woh chale gaye
c mami bhi chali gayi
main wahi pe baith gaya dard ke karan
chot mujhe lagi hai ro aap sab rahi hain
main bilkul theek hoon
megha di mere paas ane lagi
tabhi vanya jo shuru se chup thi
vanya ne megha di ko dhakka de diya
dilip- vanya
main megha di ko jaake uthaya
yeh kya kar rahi ho
vanya- kya kar rahi hoon
yeh agar sach bata deti
toh chacha tumhe itni buri tarah maarte
dilip- matlab tum badla logi
megha- nahi bhaiya marne dijiye didi ko mujhe toh ghin aa rahi hai apne aap se
aaj hi mujhe bhai mila
aur aaj hi meri wajah se mere bhai ko
dilip- vidya di aap sab bahar jaiye
mujhe megha di se akele mei baat karni hai
[vanya toh jaa hi nahi rahi thi
vidya aur aruna di use pakad ke le gaye]
main gate lock kiya
aur megha di ke paas baith gaya
pehle aap rona band kijiye
main apne hatho se megha di ke ansu pocha
ab aap agar mujhe dil se apna bhai manti hain toh
mujhe sach batayengi
megha- bhaiya jaan maang lo de dungi
par
dilip- theek hai
main mamaji se jaake keh deta hoon
kal main gaon wapas jaraha hoon
aur kabhi wapas nahi aaunga
megha- bhaiya mujhe majboor mat karo
dilip- ek aakhri baat kehna chahta hoon
maan lijiye kal mujhe cancer ho jaye
toh main bhi aap sab ko kuch nahi batau
aur mar jau kitna achcha lagega aap sab ko na
megha- bhaiya aisa mat bolo
main batati hoon

beautiful update

 

[Naik]

dilip- kis liye mafi mangna hai inhe
isiliye ki maine inki behen ki jaan bachayi
ji nahi maine inki behen ki jaan nahi bachayi
maine ek insaan ki jaan bachayi hai
agar yeh ladki koi or hoti toh abhi tak mujhe 1000 gaaliya pad chuki hoti
aur woh ladki
inhe mujhse maafi nahi maangni hai
inhe mujhe shukriya kehna hai ki
maine inki behen ki jaan bachayi
yeh mera farz tha
aur kisi ki bhi madad karne ke liye main kabhi bhi nahi sochunga
[yeh baat main aruna ki taraf dekhke kaha]
vanya megha kis room mein hai
vanya- us room mein
dilip- tum bhi mere sath chalo
main aur vanya megha wale room mein gaye
mamaji aur mamiji sofe pe baithe the
main megha ko dekha aur apne room mein chala gaya
vanya bhi apne room mein chali gayi
main apne room mein pahunch ke kapre utara
aur underwear mein so gaya...
subah 6am meri neend khuli
main uthke nahaya dhoya kapre change kiya
apna mobile aur paisa coat ke jeb mein rakha
room ka gate kholte hi samne vanya aur vidya khadi thi
vanya- kaha ja rahe ho
dilip- mamaji se milne ja raha hoon
vanya- hum bhi chalenge
hum teeno megha ke room mein pahunche
waha pe mami thi
vidya- chachaji kahan hain
c mami- woh apne room mein gaye hain
vidya- megha kaisi hai
c mami- abhi tak hosh nahi aaya hai
tum log baitho na
[hum teeno baith gaye
mami baar baar meri taraf dekh rahi thi]
vanya- dilip tumhe aruna aur avantika se baat karni chahiye
dilip- main kuch bolta usse pehle[megha ko hosh ane laga]
megha mamiji ke gale lagke rone lagi
c mami- chup ho ja beti
tu ro kyun rahi hai
main hoona tere paas
megha- mumma main bahut dar gayi thi
[c mama bhi agaye]
c mama- [megha ke sar pe hath rakhte hue]
meri bahadur beti
megha- papa
[main vanya ka haath pakda aur roomse nikal gaya]
vanya- kya hai
dilip- tumhe kya hai
har waqt roti rehti ho
chalke aruna aur avantika ko bolo megha ko hosh agaya hai
hum neeche hall mein gaye
vanya- aruna di megha ko hosh agaya hai
aruna- avantika chal jaldi
avantika- ji didi
[aruna aur avantika megha ko dekhne chali gayi]
dilip- yaha se najdik koi market hai
vanya- megha ki tabiyat kharab hai aur tumhe market ghumna hai
dilip- batana hai toh batao
warna main khud dhund lunga
vanya- ruko chalti hoon
jhagdailu bail
dilip- kya boli
vanya- kuch nahi chalo
[bahar aake] kaka gaadi nikaliye
dilip- market jane ke liye car lejana jaruri hai
paidal nahi chal sakti
vanya- 2km door hai market
dilip- haa toh taxi le lenge
[vanya aur main ghar se bahar nikle
vanya ne ek taxi rukai
hum usme baith gaye vanya ne bataya kaha jana hai
thodi der baad hum market pahunch gaye
main taxi wale ko paisa diya]
vanya- ab toh batao kya kaam hai
dilip- tumhe kyun janna hai
vanya- mat batao
main ek flowers ki dukaan pe gaya
aur ek guldasta kharida
us guldaste pe likha tha
get well soon
yehlo main vanya ko guldasta dete hue kaha
vanya- mere liye thankyou
dilip- megha ke liye hai
vanya- par yeh toh tumne liya hai megha ke liye
tumhe hi dena chahiye
dilip- main nahi dunga
vanya- kyun
dilip- main ye guldasta megha ko dunga
toh mami aruna aur avantika sochegi
ke main c mama ke samne apni badai karwana chahta hoon
vanya- kitna galat sochte ho tum
tumhe pata hai
kal tumhare jaane ke baad aruna di aur avantika kitna royi hain
dilip- toh main kya karu
vanya- tumne yeh guldasta megha ke liye liya hai toh tumhi do
main nahi dungi
dilip- mere liye itna nahi kar sakti
vanya- nahi
dilip- tumhe meri kasam
vanya- de dungi
ab chale yaha se
phir hum taxi mein baithe
hume gaye huwe 2 ghante ho gaye the
jab hum c mama ke ghar pahunche toh c mama chai pee rahe the
c mami kitchen mein thi
c mama- dilip kaha the tum 2 ghante se
dilip- market gaya tha
c mama- bata ke jaya karo
dilip- jee mamaji
hum megha ko dekh ke aate hain
c mama- theek hai beta
dilip- main aur vanya megha ke room mein pahunche
waha pe paancho behne baate kar rahe the
vidya- vanu kaha gaye the tum dono
vanya- market gaye the
[vanya ne woh guldasta megha ko dete hue kaha]
dilip leke aaya hai tumhare liye
[main vanya ko ghur ke dekha]
megha- thankyou dilip aruna di ne mujhe bataya ki tumne hi meri madad ki
thankyou so much
dilip- koi baat nahi
aap aram karo
[meri iss baat pe aruna aur vidya dono hansne lagi]
vanya- are aap sab itna kyun has rahi hain
vidya- batati hoon
dilip megha se itni ijjat se baat kar raha hai
jaise megha dadi amma ho uski
megha- vidya didi
jaiye main aapse baat nahi karti
aruna- dekh dadi amma gussa ho gayi
[megha apna munh phulake baith gaya]
[sabne use kisi tarah manaya]
dilip- vanya
vanya- kya hai
dilip- main apne room mein jaa raha hoon
vidya- dilip tum bhi baitho na hamare saath
[main kuch nahi bola aur sabke sath baith gaya
sab gossip kar rahe the
aur main bor ho raha the]
main phir uth gaya
dilip- vanya mujhe kuch kaam hai
main thodi der mein aata hoon
vanya- tumhe kya kaam hai
[main vanya ko ghur ke dekha]
main bhi aati hoon
[main apni gardan naa mein hila diya]
phir bhi vanya khadi hogayi
phir hum dono mere room mein aaye
main jaldi se bathroom mein ghusa aur halka hone laga
main bathroom se nikla
toh vanya muskura rahi thi
dilip- tumne mera naam kyun liya
vanya- main kuch samjhi nahi
dilip- meri pyari bholi vanya
guldasta tumne diya aur naam mera liya
vanya- tum unsab se itni nafrat kyun karte ho
dilip- nafrat
[main jor jor se hansne laga]
tumhe pata hai nafrat kise kehte hain
nafrat woh hai jo main roj sehta hoon
phir bhi uff nahi karta
main insaan hoon
mujhe bhi taklif hoti hai
main sabse dur rehta iski wajah hai
aaj koi bhi mujhe gaali deta
dhutkarta hai
main sahan kar leta hoon
aur sahan karta rahoonga
lekin kal agar yeh log mere dil mein bas gaye
toh phir main inki nafrat inki gaali inka dhutkarna kabhie bhi sahan nahi kar paunga
main mar jaunga
[yeh kehke main ghutno ke bal baith gaya
aur phut phut ke rone laga]...
dilip- main wahi pe baitha rota raha
vanya room ka gate kholke bahar chali gayi
[chaliye dekhte hain
vanya kaha gayi]
vanya dilip ke room se seedha megha ke room ki taraf jane lagi
aisa lag raha tha vanya ko dilip se jyada taklif ho rahi thi
vanya ke ankhon se lagatar ansu beh rahe the
vanya megha ke room mein pahunchi
paancho behno ne jab vanya ki ankhon mein ansu dekha toh woh bahut jyada ghabra gayi
vidya- choti kya hua tujhe tu ro kyun rahi
[vanya kuch nahi boli]
aruna- vanu kya hua tujhe batana
vidya- vanya vanya
[vanya kuch bol hi nahi rahi thi]
sunita aur megha toh jyada dar gayi aur rone lagi
tabhi vidya ne vanya ka kandha pakad ke jor se hilaya
vanya hosh mein aayi
aur vidya ke gale lagke rone lagi
vanya- didi woh keh raha tha ki woh mar jayega
vidya- kaun mar jayega
batana choti mera dil bahut ghabra raha hai
vanya- dilip
sab ke munh se yahi nikla kya
vidya- kya hua dilip ko
[vanya apne dupatte mein se mobile nikal ke vidya ko deti hai]
vidya- choti yeh toh mera mobile hai
yeh tere paas kaha se aaya
[vanya woh mobile vidya se leti hai aur usmein voice recorder play kardeti hai]
vidya- choti yeh kya kar rahi
[dilip ke bathroom se nikalne ke baad
jo baate dilip aur vanya ke beech hoti hai
woh sab mobile ke jariye sab ko sunai deta hai
jaise jaise dilip ki baat aage badhti hai
sab ke ankhon se ansu behne lagte hain]
aruna- di hume dekhna chahiye kahi dilip koi galat kadam na utha le
[vidya se]
vidya- haa
[uske baad dilip ki behne uske room ki taraf daudi]
[ab dekhte hain idhar kya huwa jab vanya room se bahar gayi]
dilip- mujhe aaj bahut takleef ho rahi thi
aisa lag raha tha ki ab main inlogo ki nafrat bardasht nahi kar paunga
tabhi mere sar mein bahut tez dard hone laga
aisa laga ki is dard se meri jaan nikal jayegi
meri palke bhaari hone lagi
aur main behosh ho gaya
vanya aur baki sab dilip ke room mein pahunche
vanya daud ke dilip ke paas gayi
vanya- dilip uthona kya huwa tumhe
didi dekhona dilip nahi uth raha hai
vidya- avantika jaldi se doctor ko phone laga
avantika- doctor ka number toh mumma ke paas hai
abhi jaati hoon neeche
avantika- mummy aapka phone kaha hai
c mami- waha table pe hai
tu itni ghabrayi huwi kyun hai
avantika- mummy dilip behosh ho gaya hai
doctor ko phone karungi
c mami- use kya huwa
avantika ne doctor ko phone karne lagi
c mami- ab toh bata kya huwa dilip ko
avantika- papa ka kaha hain
c mami- office gaye hain
tu baat mat badal
avantika ne sari baat
batayi
c mami- tu kyun chinta karti hai
use kuch nahi hoga
jab tak woh hum sab ki khushiyo mein aag nahi lagayega
woh marega nahi
avantika- mummy
aap ko jitni nafrat karni hai
dilip se kariye
hum behno ka pyaar humare bhai ke liye kaafi hai
c mami- badtameez apni maa se jubaan ladati hai
avantika bina kuch sune dilip ke room ki taraf jane lagti hai
idhar vanya ka roroke bura haal tha
vidya- choti chup ho ja
dilip theek ho jayega
vanya- yeh sab meri wajah se huwa hai
maine dilip ko uksaya tha
ki woh apne dil ka bojh halka kare
vidya- teri koi galti nahi hai
galti toh hamari hai
hum kabhie dilip ko samajh nahi paye
dilip ke liye papa aur chachi ki nafrat ko bachpan se dekhke humar dil mein bhi dilip ke liye nafrat
baith gayi
jabki hume pata hi nahi hai ki hum dilip se nafrat kyun karte
aruna- aap theek keh rahi hain didi
har saal hum gaon jate the
lekin kabhi humne dilip se baat nahi ki
dilip humse milne bhi aata tha toh hum use dhutkaar ke bhaga dete the
megha- didi dilip ko kuch hoga toh nahi
vidya- kuch nahi hoga dilip ko
aaj tak dilip hamari nafrat sehta raha
lekin ab main apne bhaiya ko kuch nahi hone dungi
aruna- hum apne bhaiya ko kuch nahi hone denge didi
avantika- hum sab behne apne bhaiya ko kuch nahi hone denge
vidya- doctor ko phone kiya
avantika- ji didi thodi der mein ajayega
vidya- pehle dilip ko bed pe litao
sab behno ne dilip ko uthake bed pe litaya
vanya dilip ke sarko apni god mein rakhe hui thi
sab behno ke ankho se ansu beh rahe the
vidya- avantika jaake neeche baith doctor aaye toh jaldi leke aana
avantika room se bahar aayi aur seedhiyo pe baith gayi
woh apni maa se baat nahi karna chahti thi
thodi der baad doctor aagaya
avantika doctor ko upar leke aai
doctor ne dilip ko check kiya
ek injection lagaya
doctor- thodi der mein hosh aajayega
yeh kehke doctor chala gaya
aruna- dekho dilip ko hosh aaraha hai
dilip- main apni ankhein khol ke dekha
toh main chaunk gaya
mera sir vanya ke god mein hai
meri paancho behne mere aaju baaju baithi hai
kaash yeh pal yahi tham jaaye
lekin mere dimaag ne mujhe samjhaya yeh sach nahi hai
aap sab yaha
vanya tum ro kyun rahi ho
aruna- dilip hume maaf kardo
dilip- aap sab jaiye yaha se
vidya- dilip hum tabtak yaha se nahi jayenge jab tak tum hume maaf nahi karte
dilip- maine kaha na mujhe aap sab se baat nahi karni hai
yeh kehke main apna munh vanya ki god chhupa liya aur rone laga
aruna- dilip tum chaho toh hume bhi dhutkaar lo maar lo
par hume maaf kardo
hum tumhare pair pakadte hume maaf kardo
dilip- didiii...
dilip- aap mujhe majbur kar rahi hain
vidya- hum behno ne kabhie bhi tumhe rakhi nahi bandhi
shayad isi liye tum hume maaf nahi kar rahe ho
dilip- aap samajh nahi rahi hain
aaj aap sab josh mein hosh kho baithi hain
lekin kal aap sab mujhe phir se thukra dengi
toh main to jeete jee mar jaunga
[sab ek sath dilip kehte hue mere gale lag gayi]
vidya- agar dubara marne ki baat kahi
toh hum apni jaan de denge
ek baar hume maaf karde
hum tujhe apna bhaiya nahi apne jigar ka tukda samjhenge
dilip- [ab mujhse bardasht nahi ho raha tha
mera dil khud ko rok nahi paa raha tha
main kitna khushnaseeb hoon
kal mere paas sirf badi naani thi
lekin aaj mere paas inti behne aur vanya hai]
bhaiya bhi chalega
aruna- didi kya bola abhi dilip ne
vidya- mujhe kya pata usi se pooch
dilip- bhaiya bhi chalega
yeh keh ke main vidya di ke gale lag gaya aur rone laga
avantika - tu sirf vidya di ka bhaiya nahi hai
hum sabka hai
megha- haa
aruna- didi dekho toh
humara bhaiya kaise ladkiyo ki tarah ro raha hai
vidya- aruna tu toh sach bol rahi hai
ab chup bhi ho ja kitna royega
dilip- main kaha ro raha hoon
aruna- didi main apne bhaiya ke liye special aloo ke parathe bana ke lati hoon
[yeh kehke aruna chali gayi]
vidya- tere hath ke parathe
bhaiya tu toh gaya
megha- didi ab bhaiya ka kya hoga
avantika- wahi hoga jo aruna di ka paratha chahega
dilip- aap sab itna kyun ghabra gayi
aruna di parathe hi toh banane gayi hain
koi bomb banane thodi gayi hain
avantika- bhaiya bomb banake khilati toh chalta
lekin aruna di ke parate
vidya- avni aisa nahi kehte
avantika- sorry di
dilip- [mujhe toh is baat se khushi ho rahi thi
aaj pehli baar main apni di ke haathon se bane hue parathe khaunga]
[jab aruna neeche gayi]
aruna- mummy jaldi kitchen se bahar jao
c mami- kya kar rahi main khana bana rahi hoon
aruna- aap khana baad mein bana lena
mujhe apne bhaiya ke liye aloo ke
parate banane hai
c mami- ek kaam karna aloo ke parathe mein thoda sa zeher mila ke apne bhaiya ko khila dena
aruna- mummy agar apne aisa dobara kaha toh
c mami- bahut jubaan chalane lagi hai
aruna- aap jaiye yaha se
[c mami bina kuch bole apne kamre ki taraf chali gayi]
[dilip ke room mein]
dilip- didi aap mujhse baat nahi karengi
[main sunita di se pucha]
vidya- yeh toh humse bhi kam hi baat karti hai
yeh sirf megha se baat karti hai
dilip- [main sunita di ki taraf dekha]
sunita- nahi bhaiya di jhuth bol rahi hain
main toh sab se baat karti
main toh tujhse bhi baat kar rahi hoon
tu toh mera bhaiya hai
hai na hai ki nahi
dilip- [main vidya di ki taraf dekha
yeh kam bolna huwa]
[vidya di avanatika di aur megha di hasne lagi
unka hasna band hi nahi ho raha tha]
sunita- aap sab ko kya huwa
[tabhi aruna di parathe leke aa gayi]
aruna- pesh hai mere hatho ke bane special aloo ke parathe
main apne bhaiya ko apne hatho se khilaungi
[dilip- [aruna di mere sath bed pe baith gayi
aur mujhe apne hathon se parathe khilane lagi]
[sab ankhein phaad phaad ke mujhe khate hue dekh rahe the]
aap sab bhi khaona
aruna- woh sab mere hath ke bane huwe parathe nahi khati
dilip- itna swadisht hai
vidya- sach mein
dilip- aap khud khake dekho
[uske baad toh sab parathe pe toot pade
5 minute ke andar sare parathe khatam ho gaye]
aruna- yeh kya sara chat kar gaye
aaj tak toh kabhie nahi khaya
dilip- kyun
aruna- main batati hoon
pehli baar jab main parathe bana rahi thi
meri galti se parathe mein
laal mirch aur namak jyada pad gaya tha
jab sab ne mere hath ke bane hue parathe khaye
toh sab ne mera bahut majak udaya
us din se jab bhi main parathe banati thi
usmein namak aur laal mirch 10guna jyada mila deti thi
vidya- iska matlab tu hume aaj tak apne magarmach ansu dikha ke apne jwalamukhi type parathe
khilati rahi
aruna- haa
vidya- haa ki bachchi ruk tujhe batati hoon
[vidya di aruna di ko chapat lagne lagi]
aruna- bhaiya bachao
bhaiya bachao
dilip- [main uthne laga]
vidya- agar tu waha se utha hai
toh teri taange tod dungi
dilip- [main phir baith gaya]
aruna- mera pyara bhaiya apni didi ko nahi bachayega
dilip- [main toh fas chuka tha dono taraf se
tabhi mujhe gaanv ka ek muhavra yaad aagaya]
ek mahapurush ne kaha tha
do aurto ke jhagde mein naa kisi mard ko padna chahiye
naa hi kisi aurat ko
[jahan vidya di meri baat pe khush dikh rahi thi
wahi aruna di ne apna munh phula liya]
[main avantika di ki taraf dekha]
avantika- didi aap dono ko yeh aurat bol raha hai
[is baat pe main apna matha peet liya]
[vidya aur aruna di meri samne aake khadi ho gayi
vidya- main tujhe kis angle se aurat dikhti hoon
dilip- maine aapko aurat thode hi kaha hai
aruna- toh tu mujhe aurat keh raha hai
dilip- maine toh muhavre mein aurat kaha tha
[vidya di aur aruna di ne ek dusre ko dekha aur lagi mujhe peetne]
[tabhi c mama ke chillane ki awaj aayi
woh megha di ko awaj de rahe the]
[main megha di ki taraf dekha toh megha di bahut dari huwi dikh rahi thi]
aruna- megha pitaji tujhe awaj de rahe hain
[tabhi c mama mere room mein daakhil hue
unke chehre dekhke hum sab dar gaye
woh bahut hi jyada gusse mein lag rahe the]...
c mama- megha hum apse sirf ek baar puchenge
kal aap kaha gayi thi
dilip- [yeh toh b mama ka andaz hai]
[piche se c mami bhi a gayi]
vidya- chachaji baat kya hai
c mama- abhi hum megha ko college gaye the
waha hume pata chala ki kal college ki taraf se koi picnic plan nahi kiya gaya tha
megha jawab dijiye
megha- pitaji mujhe maaf kar dijiye
lekin main apko nahi bata sakti
c mama- megha
c mami- aap shant ho jaiye
[c mama mami ko ghurne lage
c mami ne apni gardan neeche kar li]
c mama- megha agar apne kuch galat nahi kiya hai
toh hum apse wada karte hain
hum apko maaf kardenge
dilip- [megha di ne apni gardan na mein hila di]
[mama ji gusse mein megha di ki taraf badhne lage]
[dar toh bahut lag raha tha
par kya karu behen ka sawal tha
mujhe pata tha ki c mama kabhie gussa nahi karte
lekin jab karte hai toh jaldi shant nahi hote ]
[main mamaji ke samne khada ho gaya]
c mama- dilip samne se hat jao
dilip- aap shant ho jaiye
c mama- humne kaha samne se hat jao
dilip- aap shant ho jaiye
c mama- dilip
[mamaji ne apna hath utha liya
mujhe marne ke liye]
[sab ki cheekh nikal gayi]
hum phir keh rahe hain
dilip- main wahi pe khada raha
mamaji mujhe marne lage
ek toh aaj tak kisine mujhpe haath nahi uthaya
upar se mamaji pahelwan type
1 maar rahe the aisa lag raha tha ki 10admi milke peet rahe hain
mamaji mujhe marte rahe
main wahi pe khada raha
jab mamaji ka gussa shant huwa toh woh chale gaye
c mami bhi chali gayi
main wahi pe baith gaya dard ke karan
chot mujhe lagi hai ro aap sab rahi hain
main bilkul theek hoon
megha di mere paas ane lagi
tabhi vanya jo shuru se chup thi
vanya ne megha di ko dhakka de diya
dilip- vanya
main megha di ko jaake uthaya
yeh kya kar rahi ho
vanya- kya kar rahi hoon
yeh agar sach bata deti
toh chacha tumhe itni buri tarah maarte
dilip- matlab tum badla logi
megha- nahi bhaiya marne dijiye didi ko mujhe toh ghin aa rahi hai apne aap se
aaj hi mujhe bhai mila
aur aaj hi meri wajah se mere bhai ko
dilip- vidya di aap sab bahar jaiye
mujhe megha di se akele mei baat karni hai
[vanya toh jaa hi nahi rahi thi
vidya aur aruna di use pakad ke le gaye]
main gate lock kiya
aur megha di ke paas baith gaya
pehle aap rona band kijiye
main apne hatho se megha di ke ansu pocha
ab aap agar mujhe dil se apna bhai manti hain toh
mujhe sach batayengi
megha- bhaiya jaan maang lo de dungi
par
dilip- theek hai
main mamaji se jaake keh deta hoon
kal main gaon wapas jaraha hoon
aur kabhi wapas nahi aaunga
megha- bhaiya mujhe majboor mat karo
dilip- ek aakhri baat kehna chahta hoon
maan lijiye kal mujhe cancer ho jaye
toh main bhi aap sab ko kuch nahi batau
aur mar jau kitna achcha lagega aap sab ko na
megha- bhaiya aisa mat bolo
main batati hoon

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[yeh baat aaj se ek mahina pehle ki hai]
[aaj bhi main roj ki tarah college gayi]
main ghar se seedha college jati thi
jab main apne class ki taraf badh rahi thi
toh achanak mere samne ek ladka aake khada hogaya
main ghabra gayi
ladka- mujhe tumse baat karni hai
megha- bolo
ladka- yaha nahi akele mein
megha- jo baat karni hai yahi pe karo
ladka- i love you
megha- but i dont love you
[mujhe pata tha ki yeh is college ke gundo mein se ek tha
jo ladke padhte nahi sirf time pass karne aate hain]
yeh keh ke main class room mein chali gayi
us din se wo ladka roj mujhe pareshan karne laga
[1 hafte baad]
aaj phir woh ladka mere samne aagaya
megha- mujhe kyun pareshan kar rahe ho
ladka- main tumse pyar karta hoon
megha- roj ek hi baat kehte ho
jab main na keh chuki
aaj aakhri baar sun lo
main tumse pyar nahi karti
main itni pareshan thi
ki mujhe pata hi nahi chala ki main kidhar ja rahi hoon
tabhi kisi ladki ne mera haath pakad ke kheench liya
ladki- pagal ho kya abhi seedhi se gir jaati
megha- kya main seedhi se girne wali thi
ladki- haan
megha- oh thankyou so much
ladki- its ok
main sheetal
megha- i am megha
us din se hum bahut achche freinds ban gaye
main aur sheetal har baat share karte
isi tarah din bitte gaye
us din main sheetal ke saath thi
woh ladka phir aaya
iss baar toh usne had kardi
usne mera haath pakad liya
mujhe bahut gussa aaya
maine gusse mein us ladke ko thappad maar diya
thappad ki awaj sunke waha pe bheed jama ho gayi
jab principle ne suna ki kisine mera haath pakda hai
woh daure hue aaye
us ladke ka baap yaha ka mla tha isiliye
principle ne us ladke ko warning di
principle- beti yeh baat thakur sahab ko mat batana
megha- ok sir
main bhi sheetal ko bye bolke ghar chali aayi
bhaiya tumhare aane ke ek din pehle sheetal ne mujhe bola
sheetal- megha 2din baad mera birthday hai
megha- wow yaar
achcha bata tujhe kya gift chahiye
sheetal- tu
megha- matlab
sheetal- kal aur parso main tere sath bitana chahti hoon
megha- theek hai kal ka din aur parso ka din tera huwa
sheetal- main 48hours keh rahi hoon
megha- nahi yaar din ka toh theek hai
par raat ko bahar rukne ki permission papa kabhi nahi denge
sheetal- please yaar
tu hi toh meri ek freind hai
sheetal mujhe manane lagi
haar ke main bhi haa keh di
maa ne kisi tarah papa ko mana liya
papa maan gaye...
[maine maa ko bhi picnic ke baare mein jhuth kaha
sunita ki tabiyat theek nahi thi toh woh college nahi gayi
is liye maa bhi asani se maan gayi]
megha- main bahut khush thi
sheetal meri ek hi freind thi
sheetal ko uske birthday pe mera sath chahiye tha
present-
megha- bhaiya woh dekho
dilip- main gate ki taraf dekha
aisa lagraha tha ki koi humari baate sunne ki koshish kar raha hai
[yeh vanya hi hogi]
aap chinta mat karo
megha- humari baate koi sun raha hai
dilip- sunta hai toh sunne dijiye
woh jindagi bhar bahar khada rahe
is room se awaj bahar jayegi hi nahi
toh woh sunega kya
megha- tumhe kaise pata
dilip- aap bataiye na jo bata rahi thi
past
megha- main subah hoke ready ho gayi
sheetal ne kaha tha ki 10am mall mein aajana
main 8am hi nikal gayi papa ne 1ghanta pehle hi bola janeko
main sochne lagi
2 ghante pehle mall jaake kya karungi
sheetal ke ghar hi chali jaati hoon
sheetal ke papa bussiness man hain
aur woh dusre city mein rehte hain
unhone sheetal ke liye alag ghar le rakha hai
sheetal ke saath caretaker bhi rehti hai
main pahunchi sheetal ke ghar
main gate khula tha
main andar gayi
sheetal ke room se kuch awaj aa rahi thi
main seedhiyo se upar jane lagi
jab main upar pahunchi toh meri ankhein phati ki phati reh gayi
jis ladke madan ko maine thappad mara tha
woh aur meri best freind sheetal sex kar rahe the
meri ankhon se ansu behne lage
madan- meri jaan aaj humara plan poora ho jayega
sheetal- haa mera raja
aaj hum sunita se badla lenge
uski behen ko barbad karke
megha- [sunita se badla par aaj tak sunita ka kisi ke sath jhagda toh nahi huwa]
madan- haa meri jaan
sheetal- madan tumhe toh sunita se badla lena chahiye
madan- best freind ka natak karte karte kahi
sach mein toh
sheetal- madan tum aisa kaise soch sakte ho
tumhare liye main is college mein aayi hoon
tumhare liye maine megha se dosti ki
madan- sorry jaan
gussa mat ho
batata hoon mera plan kya hai
hum pehle megha ko use karenge
aur jab hume sahi mauka milega tab hum sunita pe waar karenge
sheetal- uske baad megha aur sunita tumhari rakhael aur meri gulam hogi
megha- sunita ke baare mein aisa sunke
mai apne aap ko rok nahi payi
sheeetal
madan aur sheetal mujhe dekhte hi but ban gaye
tu hi meri ek freind thi aur tune hi mujhe dhokha diya
main tum dono ka woh haal karungi
iske aage main kuch bol pati usse pehle hi kisi ne meri gardan pe injection laga diya
meri ankhein bhaari hone lagi aur main behosh ho gayi
jab meri aankh khuli toh mere hosh ud gaye
mere haath pair dono bandhe hue the
ek table ke beech wale hisse pe mujhe baand ke letaya huwa tha
mere dono pair table ke alag side mein bandhe the
mujhe ehsaas huwa ki
mere badan pe ek bhi kapda nahi tha
madan meri photo kheench raha tha
main roti rahi bilakhti rahi chillati rahi
par madan table ke chaaro taraf ghoom ke mere nange jism ki photo kheenchta raha
main dua kar rahi thi
ki mujhe maut aajaye
tabhi mere kano mein police siren ki awaj padi
main dar se apni ankhein band kar li
meri gardan pe phir kisi ne injection laga diya
aur main phir behosh ho gayi
uske baad jab meri ankh khuli toh main apne kamre mein thi
mere paas mera pura pariwaar tha
present
ab tum hi batao agar main papa ko yeh saari baate bata dun
toh kya papa chup baithenge
nahi
woh sheetal aur madan ko kahi se bhi dhund nikaalenge
aur jaan se maar denge
phir woh apne aap ko police ke hawale kardenge
unhe ya toh faansi hogi ya umraqaid
phir meri maa aur meri behno ka kya hoga
dilip- hoga toh madan aur sheetal ke saath
woh jo na kabhie kisine dekha hoga
aur naa kabhie kisi suna hoga
[yeh sab baat main bahut jyada gusse mein keh raha tha]
megha- dekha isi liye main nahi bata rahi thi
tumhe meri kasam yeh sab baat bhool jao
dilip- theek hai
aap meri kasam kha ke kahiye
aap kabhie sucide karne ki koshish nahi karengi
megha- main tumhari kasam nahi khaungi
dilip- toh main bhi aapki kasam nahi manuga
megha- main tumhari kasam khati hoon
main kabhie sucide nahi karungi
dilip- theek hai aap yahi so jaiye
megha- main apne kamre mein jaa rahi hoon
dilip- nahi
[main megha di ka haath pakda
apne bed pe le gaya
megha di ka sar apne god mein rakha]
so jaiye
megha- bhaiya hamesha mere sath rahoge na
dilip- haa didi
ab so jaiye
[megha di so gayi]
aaj ka din hi ajeeb tha
shaam 6 baje hi lag raha tha ki raat ho gayi
[main gate khola toh dekha
vanya deewaar se sat ke so rahi thi
main vanya ko god mein uthaya
aur uske room mein lejake suladiya
main aruna di ka room knock kiya
aruna di ne gate khola
aruna- megha kahan hai
dilip- so rahi hai
aap bhi aram karo
[ek ek karke main sab behno ke room mein gaya]
6 ghante aise hi beet gaye
koi bhi khana khane nahi aya
main apne room mein gaya
[coat paint pehna apne paise apna mobile jeb mein rakha]
[main megha di ko dekha]
megha di mujhe maaf kardena
main apki kasam tod raha hoon
kal aap mujhe kasam deti toh shayad main nahi todta
lekin aaj bhai ka farz pura karna hai
main ghar se bahar aaya
aur nikal pada
apni jindagi ki baaji khelne
apni behen ke liye....
dilip- main nikal toh gaya gharse
par kuch samajh hi nahi aaraha tha
pehli baar bahar akele
dar nahi lag raha tha
par bechaini jarur thi
main chalne laga
1 ghante tak chalta raha
tabhi 1 park dikha
main park ke andar gaya
aur 1 bench pe baith gaya
ek toh raat upar se thand upar se c mama ne jo peeta
jald hi neend agayi
pata nahi kitni der tak main soya raha
mujhe aisa laga koi meri jeb tatol raha hai
main uska hath pakda
aur jor se daba diya
ankh khola toh dekha yeh meri hi umar ka ladka hai
tabhi ladke ne mere munh pe ek mukka maar diya
pura jabra hil gaya
woh apna hath chhudake bhagne ki koshish kar raha tha
main bhi uske munh pe ek mukka maar diya
ladka- aaah hath hai ya hathoda
dilip- [main ek aur mukka uske munh pe mara]
ladka- sorry maaf karde aage se kabhie panga nahi lunga
dilip- [main uska haath chhod diya]
tu subah 5 baje
meri jeb kyun tatol raha tha
ladka- chori karne ke liye
apun paise ke liye kuch bhi karega
dilip- kuch bhi
ladka- haa
dilip- 1 khoon karne ka kitna lega
[woh ladka mujhe neeche se upar ghurne laga]
ladka- apun saare kaam karta hai
par khoon aur ** kabhi nahi
dilip- 1 ladki ki information nikaalne ka kitna lega
ladka- us ladki ka status pata hona mangta
dilip- kisi bussinessman ki beti hai
yaha akeli rehti hai
ladka- 15000
dilip- 10000 dunga
ladka- 15000 se ek rupya bhi kam nahi
dilip- toh phir rehne de
ladka- are tu toh gussa ho gaya
dilip- 10000
ladka- done
ladka- naam toh bata ladki ka
dilip- photo hai
ladka- bhej bhej mere
mobile pe
dilip-[main apna mobile nikala]
ladka- ruk ruk 1 minute
tera mobile dikha
dilip- [woh ladka apni jeb se ek sim card nikaal ke mere mobile mein daalne laga]
yeh kya kar raha hai
ladka- tujhe dekhke lagta hai
tu koi jhol party hai
main tere mobile mein khaancha sim card daal raha hoon
dilip- mere mobile mein sim toh hai
ladka- kal agar tu kisi lafde mein andar hogaya
toh police tera number check karegi
usmein toh mera number dikh jayega na
appun kisi lafde mein na phanse
isi liye appun tere mobile mein khaancha card daal raha hai
iska number hi nahi dikhta hai
dilip- par main toh photo bhej raha hoon
phone thodi kar raha hoon
ladka- are yeh police wale bahut bade maamu hote hain
yeh pata kar lete hain ki mobile kahan hai
yeh toh sim card hai
isiliye agar ko lafde wala kaam hai
toh mobile aur simcard dono phenkde
dilip- [phir usne mere mobile se photo bheja
aur apna sim nikaalne laga]
yeh sim kitne ka dega
ladka- 1000
dilip- yeh le 1000 aur 5000 kaam hone ke baad
ladka- 4 ghante baad yahi pe milna
dilip- dhokha toh nahi dega
ladka- appun galat kaam bhi sahi tarike se karta hai
dilip- [main ankh band karke sochne laga]
thodi der baad kisi ke hasne ki awaj aayi
main ankh kholke dekha
toh 3 4 ladkiya apas mein baate karke has rahi thi
ghadi mein time dekha toh 7baje the
[tabhi mere dimag mein 1 idea aaya]
main unladkiyo ke paas gaya
main haath jod ke kaha
dhanyawad deviyo
woh sab mujhe ankhein phaad phaad ke dekhne lagi
main park se bahar nikalke aage badh gaya
main ek saste hotel gaya
500 mein 12 ghante
main room mein gaya nahaya dhoya fresh huwa
wahi kapre dobara pehen ke wapas park mein aake baith gaya
aadhe ghante baad woh ladka aagaya
ladka- is ladki ka naam sheetal verma hai
yeh pehle kisi aur college mein padhti thi
achanak kuch din pehle
yeh dusre college mein padhne lagi
iska harami mla ke bete ke sath chakkar hai
pehle iske sath ek cartetaker rehti thi
1 hafte pehle iski cartetaker gayab ho gai
appun ne pata kiya
2din se yeh ghar se bahar nahi nikli
yeh iss society mein rehti hai
dilip- achcha ek baat bata
tune mla ko harami kyun kaha
ladka- jab 1000 kamine marte hain toh 1 harami paida hota hai
aur jab waise 1000 harami marte hain toh mla jaisa mahaharami paida hota hai
yeh harami mla is sheher ka sabse bada randikhana chalata hai
aurto aur bachcho ki taskari karta hai
pehle yeh harami mla isi randikhane ka ek bharwa tha
dilip- [yeh kehte hue us ladke ki ankhon mein ansu aagaye]
tu ro kyun raha hai
ladka- kyunki appun bhi usi randikhane ki upaj hai
main toh bahut khush hoon ki
meri maa mujhe janam dete hue hi mar gayi
warna duniya ke taane sun sun ke mar jati
aur appun ek ek ko cheer deta
appun ne 2 baar mla ko marne ki koshish ki par maar nahi paya
tu soch raha hai appun tere ko yeh baat kyun bata raha hai
teri ankho mein appun ne ek aisa dard dekha hai
jo ek bin maa baap ka bachcha hi samajh sakta hai
dilip- main tujhe ek baat batata hoon
main neta ke bete se badla lena chahta hoon
aur agar tu mla se badla lena chahta hai
toh hum dono ka dushman ek hai
ladka- appun sirf mla ko thokna chahta hai
aur appun aaj se tere sath hai
haath mila
dilip- main dilip
ladka- main akhil
dilip- yeh le baaki paise
akhil- yeh paise tu apne paas rakh
aur bata tune kuch socha hai aage kya karega
dilip- sheetal jaha rehti hai
waha hume ek ghar chahiye
aur yeh yaad rakhna
woh ghar soundproof ho
akhil- ho jayega
dilip- humare paas sirf 4din hai
[ paanch5we din bade mama nahi
thakur dharmesh veer partap singh
yamraj banke aayenge]..,
akhil- appun mla ko 4 saal se maar nahi pa raha hai
aur tu 4 din bol raha hai
dilip- woh sab main soch lunga
tu jaake ghar dekh
akhil- pehle kuch thusne toh de
dilip- kisi hotel mein chalte hain
akhil- hotel ki aisi ki taisi
appun ke ghar chal mast nashta karenge
dilip- tu toh aise bol raha hai
jaise teri gharwali ne tere liye nashta banaya hoga
akhil- tujhe nashte se matlab hai
ya mera dimag khane se
dilip- chal
[akhil ne ek taxi rukai
hum usmein baith gaye
30 minute baad hum pahunche akhil ke ghar
akhil ka ghar bahut bheed wale ilaake mein tha
akhil apne ghar ke andar gaya
main bhi uske piche andar gaya]
akhil- meri darling meri jaanu
kahan hai tu
meri rani
[ek ladki kitchen se bahar aayi]
kaun hai
akhil- tera nanha munna akhil
ladki- are aap agaye baithiye nashta tayaar hi hai
[us ladki ki najar mujhpe padi]
yeh kaun hain
akhil- yeh appun ka dost hai
yeh bhi nashta karega
ladki- namaste
dilip- main bhi namaste kiya
phir woh kitchen mein chali gayi
[main dheere se akhil ko kaha]
main toh majak mein kaha tha
sach mein yeh teri biwi hai
akhil- nahi re appun abhi 20 saal ka hai
aur yeh 19 ki
appun 21 saal ka hote hi isse shaadi manayega
aur puri cricket team paida karega
dilip- par tere jaise langoor ko yeh angoor kaha se mil gaya
akhil- tu appun ki taarif kar raha hai
ya bejjati
dilip- taarif kar raha hoon
[lukkhe
main badbadaya]
akhil- woh main tujhe nahi bataunga
appun ki jaan batana chahe toh bata sakti hai
dilip- [iski thodi leta hoon]
waise jaan ka naam kya hai
akhil- abe woh teri bhabhi hai
arushi
jaan sirf appun ki hai
dilip- lekin main toh jaan hi kahunga
akhil- jaa main tere sath nahi karta
dilip- achcha sorry
arushi- yeh lijiye nashta tayyar hai
akhil- aahaha kitni raapchik khusbu hai
khaane mein kitna maja aayega
dilip- bahut achchi khushbu hai
[phir hum teeno ne nashta kiya
nashta karne ke baad]
akhil- tu tayyar ho ja tujhe college chhod deta hoon
arushi- nahi aaj college band hai
teachers ne hadtal kardi hai
akhil- yeh master logo ne bahut achchha kiya
arushi- kya aap bhi
chaliye haath dho lijiye
akhil- achcha sun yeh mera dost hai
yeh humari lovestory janna chahta hai
arushi- jaisi aapki marji
akhil- tu kabhie nahi sudhregi
achcha ja tu aram kar
[arushi chali gayi]...
akhil- haa toh sun
past
yeh baat 1 saal pehle ki hai
us waqt appun bahut gusse wala tha
appun chori karta tha daake daalta tha aur maara maari bhi karta tha
apun ke gang boss ne bola aaj humein ladkiya supply karni hai
[mla jo ladkiya lata tha
woh mere gang boss ke yahan hi rakhta tha
kyunki mera gang boss mla ka purana wafadar tha
aaj 60 ladkiyo ki jindagi barbaad hone wali thi]
akhil- dekho boss appun apko pehle bhi bola hai
appun yeh ladki wala kaam nahi karega
aapke liye appun jaan bhi de sakta hai
g boss- chal theek hai
main khud chala jaunga
[boss waha se ladkiyo ko trucke mein daalke le gaya]
appun adde pe hi ghumne laga
tabhi 2 lukkhon ki baate mujhe sunai di
woh lukkhe bol rahe the ki aaj boss pe humla hoga aur 60 ladkiyo mein se 5 ladkiyo ko tapka denge
[ appun ko pata tha ki 5 ladkiyo ka kam hona matlab harami mla boss ko jaan se maardega
aur appun boss ko kuch nahi hone de sakta tha
boss nehi appun ko pala tha]
appun un do lukkho ko bahut peeta
aur un lukkho ki bike pe nikal gaya
boss ko rokne
appun raaste mein hi boss ko sab bata diya
boss ne dusre raaste se jaane ko bola
saari ladkiya harami mla ke randikhane mein pahuncha di gai
appun waha se jana chahta tha
par boss ne appun ko jane nahi diya
1 ghante baad ladkiyo ki neelami shuru hui
neelami neeche ho rahi thi
aur appun yeh ghatiya khel upar wala floor se dekh raha tha
50 ladkiya roti bilakhti sisakti hui neelaam ho gayi
aakhri mein bachi 10 ladkiya jinki boli 5 lakh se shuru hui
appun apna munh dusri taraf ghumaya huwa tha
aapun ne jab aakhri ladki ka suna toh appun ko usko dekhne ka man huwa
appun ne jab us ladki ka chehra dekha
toh appun us ladki ko dekhta reh gaya
doodh jaisa safed rang
appun ne aaj tak kisi ladki pe itni masumiyat kabhi nahi dekhi thi
woh ladki ro rahi thi appun ko aaj pehli baar
kisi aur ka dard dekhke
aisa laga ki appun ka kisine dil cheer diya ho
tab appun ne suna ki us ladki ki neelami 15 lakh mein huwi
us ladki ko ek buddha apne sath le jaraha tha
woh uske saath jaa hi nahi rahi thi
appun ne bina soche 25 feet upar se chhalaang laga di...
sab appun ko dekhne lage
appun us ladki ka haath pakad ke apne sath le jane laga
tabhi boss appun ke saamne aagaya
boss appun ko yeh ladki chahiye
boss- tujhe pata hai biki huwi ladki wapas nahi milti
aur tere paas 15 laakh bhi nahi hai
akhil- boss apun ko yeh ladki chahiye
[tabhi mla ke manager ne apne gundo ko ishaara kiya
manager ke gunde appun ko maarne lage
jab appun ne us ladki ka haath chhod
toh aisa laga ki appun ki kisine jindagi chhen li ho
appun ko woh gunde maarte rahe
appun khoøn se lathpath jameen pe gir pada]
appun tadapte hue
boss appun ko is ladki se alag mat karo
[boss ne apna munh pher liya]
boss appun ne aapki jaan chayi hai
[woh buddha jabardasti use le ja raha tha]
boss appun ko jaan se maar do
par appun ko yeh ladki de do
boss appun ne aaj tak tumse kuch nahi maanga
tumhare liye saare galat kaam kiye
bina koi keemat liye
aaj appun un saare kaamo ka hisab maangta hai
[boss ne jaake us buddhe ko dhakka diya
aur mujhe aake uthaya]
boss- main is ladki ka 20 laakh dunga
manger se
manager- yeh ladki bik chuki hai
boss- main maalik se baat karlunga
manager- maalik dilli gaye hain
boss- shayad tumne suna nahi
main maalik se baat karlunga
manger-theek hai
akhil- [boss apne sath appun ko aur us ladki ko apne purane ghar leke aaye]
yeh le iss ghar ki chabhi aur apna pair kabhie us ilaake ki taraf mat modna
aaj se tera mera sara hisaab chukta
[yeh kehke boss chala gaya]
akhil- appun us ladki ki taraf dekha
tera naam kya hai
[usne apna naam arushi bataya]
tere maa baap hai
arushi- meri souteli maa ne hi mujhe 50000 mein bech diya
[yeh kehke arushi rone lagi]
akhil- achcha ab rona band kar
tu jab tak chahe mere paas reh sakti ho
arushi- par aapne toh mujhe kharida hai
akhil- appun ne tujhe kharida nahi hai
appun ne sirf apne pyar ko bachaya hai
[arushi mujhe dekhne lagi]
arushi- iska matlab aap mere jism se nahi
mujhse pyar karte hain
akhil- haa
arushi- apni ankhein band kijiye
akhil- kyun
arushi- kijiye na
akhil- appun ne apni ankhein band kar li
arushi- ab apni ankhein kholiye
akhil- appun ne jab ankh khola
toh dekha arushi ki jism pe ek kapra bhi nahi hai
woh bilkul nangi appun ke samne khadi ho gayi
uski ankhein band thi
appun jaldi se gaya aur arushi ke badan pe ek chadar lapet diya
appun ne aarushi ko 2 thappar mara
arushi mere pairo pe gid gayi
arushi- aaj se mere liye aap hi mere bhagwaan hain
akhil- achcha uth ro mat
tune aisa kiya hi kyun
ki maine tujhpe haath uthaya
pata hai appun ko kitni takleef hui
arushi- mujhe laga aap bhi mujhse nahi mere jism se pyaar karte hain
akhil- appun ko maaf karde
arushi- aap maafi mat mangiye
aap mere bhagwaan hain
akhil- are main tera pati banna chahta hoon
aur tu mujhe baghwaan bana rahi hai
arushi- haan to pati bhi toh prameshwar hi hota haina
akhil- achchha sun agar main tere sath waisa karta
toh tu kya karti ?????????????

 

[KD's ANGEL]

Update posted

 

[krish1152]

Nice update

 

[Naik]

[yeh baat aaj se ek mahina pehle ki hai]
[aaj bhi main roj ki tarah college gayi]
main ghar se seedha college jati thi
jab main apne class ki taraf badh rahi thi
toh achanak mere samne ek ladka aake khada hogaya
main ghabra gayi
ladka- mujhe tumse baat karni hai
megha- bolo
ladka- yaha nahi akele mein
megha- jo baat karni hai yahi pe karo
ladka- i love you
megha- but i dont love you
[mujhe pata tha ki yeh is college ke gundo mein se ek tha
jo ladke padhte nahi sirf time pass karne aate hain]
yeh keh ke main class room mein chali gayi
us din se wo ladka roj mujhe pareshan karne laga
[1 hafte baad]
aaj phir woh ladka mere samne aagaya
megha- mujhe kyun pareshan kar rahe ho
ladka- main tumse pyar karta hoon
megha- roj ek hi baat kehte ho
jab main na keh chuki
aaj aakhri baar sun lo
main tumse pyar nahi karti
main itni pareshan thi
ki mujhe pata hi nahi chala ki main kidhar ja rahi hoon
tabhi kisi ladki ne mera haath pakad ke kheench liya
ladki- pagal ho kya abhi seedhi se gir jaati
megha- kya main seedhi se girne wali thi
ladki- haan
megha- oh thankyou so much
ladki- its ok
main sheetal
megha- i am megha
us din se hum bahut achche freinds ban gaye
main aur sheetal har baat share karte
isi tarah din bitte gaye
us din main sheetal ke saath thi
woh ladka phir aaya
iss baar toh usne had kardi
usne mera haath pakad liya
mujhe bahut gussa aaya
maine gusse mein us ladke ko thappad maar diya
thappad ki awaj sunke waha pe bheed jama ho gayi
jab principle ne suna ki kisine mera haath pakda hai
woh daure hue aaye
us ladke ka baap yaha ka mla tha isiliye
principle ne us ladke ko warning di
principle- beti yeh baat thakur sahab ko mat batana
megha- ok sir
main bhi sheetal ko bye bolke ghar chali aayi
bhaiya tumhare aane ke ek din pehle sheetal ne mujhe bola
sheetal- megha 2din baad mera birthday hai
megha- wow yaar
achcha bata tujhe kya gift chahiye
sheetal- tu
megha- matlab
sheetal- kal aur parso main tere sath bitana chahti hoon
megha- theek hai kal ka din aur parso ka din tera huwa
sheetal- main 48hours keh rahi hoon
megha- nahi yaar din ka toh theek hai
par raat ko bahar rukne ki permission papa kabhi nahi denge
sheetal- please yaar
tu hi toh meri ek freind hai
sheetal mujhe manane lagi
haar ke main bhi haa keh di
maa ne kisi tarah papa ko mana liya
papa maan gaye...
[maine maa ko bhi picnic ke baare mein jhuth kaha
sunita ki tabiyat theek nahi thi toh woh college nahi gayi
is liye maa bhi asani se maan gayi]
megha- main bahut khush thi
sheetal meri ek hi freind thi
sheetal ko uske birthday pe mera sath chahiye tha
present-
megha- bhaiya woh dekho
dilip- main gate ki taraf dekha
aisa lagraha tha ki koi humari baate sunne ki koshish kar raha hai
[yeh vanya hi hogi]
aap chinta mat karo
megha- humari baate koi sun raha hai
dilip- sunta hai toh sunne dijiye
woh jindagi bhar bahar khada rahe
is room se awaj bahar jayegi hi nahi
toh woh sunega kya
megha- tumhe kaise pata
dilip- aap bataiye na jo bata rahi thi
past
megha- main subah hoke ready ho gayi
sheetal ne kaha tha ki 10am mall mein aajana
main 8am hi nikal gayi papa ne 1ghanta pehle hi bola janeko
main sochne lagi
2 ghante pehle mall jaake kya karungi
sheetal ke ghar hi chali jaati hoon
sheetal ke papa bussiness man hain
aur woh dusre city mein rehte hain
unhone sheetal ke liye alag ghar le rakha hai
sheetal ke saath caretaker bhi rehti hai
main pahunchi sheetal ke ghar
main gate khula tha
main andar gayi
sheetal ke room se kuch awaj aa rahi thi
main seedhiyo se upar jane lagi
jab main upar pahunchi toh meri ankhein phati ki phati reh gayi
jis ladke madan ko maine thappad mara tha
woh aur meri best freind sheetal sex kar rahe the
meri ankhon se ansu behne lage
madan- meri jaan aaj humara plan poora ho jayega
sheetal- haa mera raja
aaj hum sunita se badla lenge
uski behen ko barbad karke
megha- [sunita se badla par aaj tak sunita ka kisi ke sath jhagda toh nahi huwa]
madan- haa meri jaan
sheetal- madan tumhe toh sunita se badla lena chahiye
madan- best freind ka natak karte karte kahi
sach mein toh
sheetal- madan tum aisa kaise soch sakte ho
tumhare liye main is college mein aayi hoon
tumhare liye maine megha se dosti ki
madan- sorry jaan
gussa mat ho
batata hoon mera plan kya hai
hum pehle megha ko use karenge
aur jab hume sahi mauka milega tab hum sunita pe waar karenge
sheetal- uske baad megha aur sunita tumhari rakhael aur meri gulam hogi
megha- sunita ke baare mein aisa sunke
mai apne aap ko rok nahi payi
sheeetal
madan aur sheetal mujhe dekhte hi but ban gaye
tu hi meri ek freind thi aur tune hi mujhe dhokha diya
main tum dono ka woh haal karungi
iske aage main kuch bol pati usse pehle hi kisi ne meri gardan pe injection laga diya
meri ankhein bhaari hone lagi aur main behosh ho gayi
jab meri aankh khuli toh mere hosh ud gaye
mere haath pair dono bandhe hue the
ek table ke beech wale hisse pe mujhe baand ke letaya huwa tha
mere dono pair table ke alag side mein bandhe the
mujhe ehsaas huwa ki
mere badan pe ek bhi kapda nahi tha
madan meri photo kheench raha tha
main roti rahi bilakhti rahi chillati rahi
par madan table ke chaaro taraf ghoom ke mere nange jism ki photo kheenchta raha
main dua kar rahi thi
ki mujhe maut aajaye
tabhi mere kano mein police siren ki awaj padi
main dar se apni ankhein band kar li
meri gardan pe phir kisi ne injection laga diya
aur main phir behosh ho gayi
uske baad jab meri ankh khuli toh main apne kamre mein thi
mere paas mera pura pariwaar tha
present
ab tum hi batao agar main papa ko yeh saari baate bata dun
toh kya papa chup baithenge
nahi
woh sheetal aur madan ko kahi se bhi dhund nikaalenge
aur jaan se maar denge
phir woh apne aap ko police ke hawale kardenge
unhe ya toh faansi hogi ya umraqaid
phir meri maa aur meri behno ka kya hoga
dilip- hoga toh madan aur sheetal ke saath
woh jo na kabhie kisine dekha hoga
aur naa kabhie kisi suna hoga
[yeh sab baat main bahut jyada gusse mein keh raha tha]
megha- dekha isi liye main nahi bata rahi thi
tumhe meri kasam yeh sab baat bhool jao
dilip- theek hai
aap meri kasam kha ke kahiye
aap kabhie sucide karne ki koshish nahi karengi
megha- main tumhari kasam nahi khaungi
dilip- toh main bhi aapki kasam nahi manuga
megha- main tumhari kasam khati hoon
main kabhie sucide nahi karungi
dilip- theek hai aap yahi so jaiye
megha- main apne kamre mein jaa rahi hoon
dilip- nahi
[main megha di ka haath pakda
apne bed pe le gaya
megha di ka sar apne god mein rakha]
so jaiye
megha- bhaiya hamesha mere sath rahoge na
dilip- haa didi
ab so jaiye
[megha di so gayi]
aaj ka din hi ajeeb tha
shaam 6 baje hi lag raha tha ki raat ho gayi
[main gate khola toh dekha
vanya deewaar se sat ke so rahi thi
main vanya ko god mein uthaya
aur uske room mein lejake suladiya
main aruna di ka room knock kiya
aruna di ne gate khola
aruna- megha kahan hai
dilip- so rahi hai
aap bhi aram karo
[ek ek karke main sab behno ke room mein gaya]
6 ghante aise hi beet gaye
koi bhi khana khane nahi aya
main apne room mein gaya
[coat paint pehna apne paise apna mobile jeb mein rakha]
[main megha di ko dekha]
megha di mujhe maaf kardena
main apki kasam tod raha hoon
kal aap mujhe kasam deti toh shayad main nahi todta
lekin aaj bhai ka farz pura karna hai
main ghar se bahar aaya
aur nikal pada
apni jindagi ki baaji khelne
apni behen ke liye....
dilip- main nikal toh gaya gharse
par kuch samajh hi nahi aaraha tha
pehli baar bahar akele
dar nahi lag raha tha
par bechaini jarur thi
main chalne laga
1 ghante tak chalta raha
tabhi 1 park dikha
main park ke andar gaya
aur 1 bench pe baith gaya
ek toh raat upar se thand upar se c mama ne jo peeta
jald hi neend agayi
pata nahi kitni der tak main soya raha
mujhe aisa laga koi meri jeb tatol raha hai
main uska hath pakda
aur jor se daba diya
ankh khola toh dekha yeh meri hi umar ka ladka hai
tabhi ladke ne mere munh pe ek mukka maar diya
pura jabra hil gaya
woh apna hath chhudake bhagne ki koshish kar raha tha
main bhi uske munh pe ek mukka maar diya
ladka- aaah hath hai ya hathoda
dilip- [main ek aur mukka uske munh pe mara]
ladka- sorry maaf karde aage se kabhie panga nahi lunga
dilip- [main uska haath chhod diya]
tu subah 5 baje
meri jeb kyun tatol raha tha
ladka- chori karne ke liye
apun paise ke liye kuch bhi karega
dilip- kuch bhi
ladka- haa
dilip- 1 khoon karne ka kitna lega
[woh ladka mujhe neeche se upar ghurne laga]
ladka- apun saare kaam karta hai
par khoon aur ** kabhi nahi
dilip- 1 ladki ki information nikaalne ka kitna lega
ladka- us ladki ka status pata hona mangta
dilip- kisi bussinessman ki beti hai
yaha akeli rehti hai
ladka- 15000
dilip- 10000 dunga
ladka- 15000 se ek rupya bhi kam nahi
dilip- toh phir rehne de
ladka- are tu toh gussa ho gaya
dilip- 10000
ladka- done
ladka- naam toh bata ladki ka
dilip- photo hai
ladka- bhej bhej mere
mobile pe
dilip-[main apna mobile nikala]
ladka- ruk ruk 1 minute
tera mobile dikha
dilip- [woh ladka apni jeb se ek sim card nikaal ke mere mobile mein daalne laga]
yeh kya kar raha hai
ladka- tujhe dekhke lagta hai
tu koi jhol party hai
main tere mobile mein khaancha sim card daal raha hoon
dilip- mere mobile mein sim toh hai
ladka- kal agar tu kisi lafde mein andar hogaya
toh police tera number check karegi
usmein toh mera number dikh jayega na
appun kisi lafde mein na phanse
isi liye appun tere mobile mein khaancha card daal raha hai
iska number hi nahi dikhta hai
dilip- par main toh photo bhej raha hoon
phone thodi kar raha hoon
ladka- are yeh police wale bahut bade maamu hote hain
yeh pata kar lete hain ki mobile kahan hai
yeh toh sim card hai
isiliye agar ko lafde wala kaam hai
toh mobile aur simcard dono phenkde
dilip- [phir usne mere mobile se photo bheja
aur apna sim nikaalne laga]
yeh sim kitne ka dega
ladka- 1000
dilip- yeh le 1000 aur 5000 kaam hone ke baad
ladka- 4 ghante baad yahi pe milna
dilip- dhokha toh nahi dega
ladka- appun galat kaam bhi sahi tarike se karta hai
dilip- [main ankh band karke sochne laga]
thodi der baad kisi ke hasne ki awaj aayi
main ankh kholke dekha
toh 3 4 ladkiya apas mein baate karke has rahi thi
ghadi mein time dekha toh 7baje the
[tabhi mere dimag mein 1 idea aaya]
main unladkiyo ke paas gaya
main haath jod ke kaha
dhanyawad deviyo
woh sab mujhe ankhein phaad phaad ke dekhne lagi
main park se bahar nikalke aage badh gaya
main ek saste hotel gaya
500 mein 12 ghante
main room mein gaya nahaya dhoya fresh huwa
wahi kapre dobara pehen ke wapas park mein aake baith gaya
aadhe ghante baad woh ladka aagaya
ladka- is ladki ka naam sheetal verma hai
yeh pehle kisi aur college mein padhti thi
achanak kuch din pehle
yeh dusre college mein padhne lagi
iska harami mla ke bete ke sath chakkar hai
pehle iske sath ek cartetaker rehti thi
1 hafte pehle iski cartetaker gayab ho gai
appun ne pata kiya
2din se yeh ghar se bahar nahi nikli
yeh iss society mein rehti hai
dilip- achcha ek baat bata
tune mla ko harami kyun kaha
ladka- jab 1000 kamine marte hain toh 1 harami paida hota hai
aur jab waise 1000 harami marte hain toh mla jaisa mahaharami paida hota hai
yeh harami mla is sheher ka sabse bada randikhana chalata hai
aurto aur bachcho ki taskari karta hai
pehle yeh harami mla isi randikhane ka ek bharwa tha
dilip- [yeh kehte hue us ladke ki ankhon mein ansu aagaye]
tu ro kyun raha hai
ladka- kyunki appun bhi usi randikhane ki upaj hai
main toh bahut khush hoon ki
meri maa mujhe janam dete hue hi mar gayi
warna duniya ke taane sun sun ke mar jati
aur appun ek ek ko cheer deta
appun ne 2 baar mla ko marne ki koshish ki par maar nahi paya
tu soch raha hai appun tere ko yeh baat kyun bata raha hai
teri ankho mein appun ne ek aisa dard dekha hai
jo ek bin maa baap ka bachcha hi samajh sakta hai
dilip- main tujhe ek baat batata hoon
main neta ke bete se badla lena chahta hoon
aur agar tu mla se badla lena chahta hai
toh hum dono ka dushman ek hai
ladka- appun sirf mla ko thokna chahta hai
aur appun aaj se tere sath hai
haath mila
dilip- main dilip
ladka- main akhil
dilip- yeh le baaki paise
akhil- yeh paise tu apne paas rakh
aur bata tune kuch socha hai aage kya karega
dilip- sheetal jaha rehti hai
waha hume ek ghar chahiye
aur yeh yaad rakhna
woh ghar soundproof ho
akhil- ho jayega
dilip- humare paas sirf 4din hai
[ paanch5we din bade mama nahi
thakur dharmesh veer partap singh
yamraj banke aayenge]..,
akhil- appun mla ko 4 saal se maar nahi pa raha hai
aur tu 4 din bol raha hai
dilip- woh sab main soch lunga
tu jaake ghar dekh
akhil- pehle kuch thusne toh de
dilip- kisi hotel mein chalte hain
akhil- hotel ki aisi ki taisi
appun ke ghar chal mast nashta karenge
dilip- tu toh aise bol raha hai
jaise teri gharwali ne tere liye nashta banaya hoga
akhil- tujhe nashte se matlab hai
ya mera dimag khane se
dilip- chal
[akhil ne ek taxi rukai
hum usmein baith gaye
30 minute baad hum pahunche akhil ke ghar
akhil ka ghar bahut bheed wale ilaake mein tha
akhil apne ghar ke andar gaya
main bhi uske piche andar gaya]
akhil- meri darling meri jaanu
kahan hai tu
meri rani
[ek ladki kitchen se bahar aayi]
kaun hai
akhil- tera nanha munna akhil
ladki- are aap agaye baithiye nashta tayaar hi hai
[us ladki ki najar mujhpe padi]
yeh kaun hain
akhil- yeh appun ka dost hai
yeh bhi nashta karega
ladki- namaste
dilip- main bhi namaste kiya
phir woh kitchen mein chali gayi
[main dheere se akhil ko kaha]
main toh majak mein kaha tha
sach mein yeh teri biwi hai
akhil- nahi re appun abhi 20 saal ka hai
aur yeh 19 ki
appun 21 saal ka hote hi isse shaadi manayega
aur puri cricket team paida karega
dilip- par tere jaise langoor ko yeh angoor kaha se mil gaya
akhil- tu appun ki taarif kar raha hai
ya bejjati
dilip- taarif kar raha hoon
[lukkhe
main badbadaya]
akhil- woh main tujhe nahi bataunga
appun ki jaan batana chahe toh bata sakti hai
dilip- [iski thodi leta hoon]
waise jaan ka naam kya hai
akhil- abe woh teri bhabhi hai
arushi
jaan sirf appun ki hai
dilip- lekin main toh jaan hi kahunga
akhil- jaa main tere sath nahi karta
dilip- achcha sorry
arushi- yeh lijiye nashta tayyar hai
akhil- aahaha kitni raapchik khusbu hai
khaane mein kitna maja aayega
dilip- bahut achchi khushbu hai
[phir hum teeno ne nashta kiya
nashta karne ke baad]
akhil- tu tayyar ho ja tujhe college chhod deta hoon
arushi- nahi aaj college band hai
teachers ne hadtal kardi hai
akhil- yeh master logo ne bahut achchha kiya
arushi- kya aap bhi
chaliye haath dho lijiye
akhil- achcha sun yeh mera dost hai
yeh humari lovestory janna chahta hai
arushi- jaisi aapki marji
akhil- tu kabhie nahi sudhregi
achcha ja tu aram kar
[arushi chali gayi]...
akhil- haa toh sun
past
yeh baat 1 saal pehle ki hai
us waqt appun bahut gusse wala tha
appun chori karta tha daake daalta tha aur maara maari bhi karta tha
apun ke gang boss ne bola aaj humein ladkiya supply karni hai
[mla jo ladkiya lata tha
woh mere gang boss ke yahan hi rakhta tha
kyunki mera gang boss mla ka purana wafadar tha
aaj 60 ladkiyo ki jindagi barbaad hone wali thi]
akhil- dekho boss appun apko pehle bhi bola hai
appun yeh ladki wala kaam nahi karega
aapke liye appun jaan bhi de sakta hai
g boss- chal theek hai
main khud chala jaunga
[boss waha se ladkiyo ko trucke mein daalke le gaya]
appun adde pe hi ghumne laga
tabhi 2 lukkhon ki baate mujhe sunai di
woh lukkhe bol rahe the ki aaj boss pe humla hoga aur 60 ladkiyo mein se 5 ladkiyo ko tapka denge
[ appun ko pata tha ki 5 ladkiyo ka kam hona matlab harami mla boss ko jaan se maardega
aur appun boss ko kuch nahi hone de sakta tha
boss nehi appun ko pala tha]
appun un do lukkho ko bahut peeta
aur un lukkho ki bike pe nikal gaya
boss ko rokne
appun raaste mein hi boss ko sab bata diya
boss ne dusre raaste se jaane ko bola
saari ladkiya harami mla ke randikhane mein pahuncha di gai
appun waha se jana chahta tha
par boss ne appun ko jane nahi diya
1 ghante baad ladkiyo ki neelami shuru hui
neelami neeche ho rahi thi
aur appun yeh ghatiya khel upar wala floor se dekh raha tha
50 ladkiya roti bilakhti sisakti hui neelaam ho gayi
aakhri mein bachi 10 ladkiya jinki boli 5 lakh se shuru hui
appun apna munh dusri taraf ghumaya huwa tha
aapun ne jab aakhri ladki ka suna toh appun ko usko dekhne ka man huwa
appun ne jab us ladki ka chehra dekha
toh appun us ladki ko dekhta reh gaya
doodh jaisa safed rang
appun ne aaj tak kisi ladki pe itni masumiyat kabhi nahi dekhi thi
woh ladki ro rahi thi appun ko aaj pehli baar
kisi aur ka dard dekhke
aisa laga ki appun ka kisine dil cheer diya ho
tab appun ne suna ki us ladki ki neelami 15 lakh mein huwi
us ladki ko ek buddha apne sath le jaraha tha
woh uske saath jaa hi nahi rahi thi
appun ne bina soche 25 feet upar se chhalaang laga di...
sab appun ko dekhne lage
appun us ladki ka haath pakad ke apne sath le jane laga
tabhi boss appun ke saamne aagaya
boss appun ko yeh ladki chahiye
boss- tujhe pata hai biki huwi ladki wapas nahi milti
aur tere paas 15 laakh bhi nahi hai
akhil- boss apun ko yeh ladki chahiye
[tabhi mla ke manager ne apne gundo ko ishaara kiya
manager ke gunde appun ko maarne lage
jab appun ne us ladki ka haath chhod
toh aisa laga ki appun ki kisine jindagi chhen li ho
appun ko woh gunde maarte rahe
appun khoøn se lathpath jameen pe gir pada]
appun tadapte hue
boss appun ko is ladki se alag mat karo
[boss ne apna munh pher liya]
boss appun ne aapki jaan chayi hai
[woh buddha jabardasti use le ja raha tha]
boss appun ko jaan se maar do
par appun ko yeh ladki de do
boss appun ne aaj tak tumse kuch nahi maanga
tumhare liye saare galat kaam kiye
bina koi keemat liye
aaj appun un saare kaamo ka hisab maangta hai
[boss ne jaake us buddhe ko dhakka diya
aur mujhe aake uthaya]
boss- main is ladki ka 20 laakh dunga
manger se
manager- yeh ladki bik chuki hai
boss- main maalik se baat karlunga
manager- maalik dilli gaye hain
boss- shayad tumne suna nahi
main maalik se baat karlunga
manger-theek hai
akhil- [boss apne sath appun ko aur us ladki ko apne purane ghar leke aaye]
yeh le iss ghar ki chabhi aur apna pair kabhie us ilaake ki taraf mat modna
aaj se tera mera sara hisaab chukta
[yeh kehke boss chala gaya]
akhil- appun us ladki ki taraf dekha
tera naam kya hai
[usne apna naam arushi bataya]
tere maa baap hai
arushi- meri souteli maa ne hi mujhe 50000 mein bech diya
[yeh kehke arushi rone lagi]
akhil- achcha ab rona band kar
tu jab tak chahe mere paas reh sakti ho
arushi- par aapne toh mujhe kharida hai
akhil- appun ne tujhe kharida nahi hai
appun ne sirf apne pyar ko bachaya hai
[arushi mujhe dekhne lagi]
arushi- iska matlab aap mere jism se nahi
mujhse pyar karte hain
akhil- haa
arushi- apni ankhein band kijiye
akhil- kyun
arushi- kijiye na
akhil- appun ne apni ankhein band kar li
arushi- ab apni ankhein kholiye
akhil- appun ne jab ankh khola
toh dekha arushi ki jism pe ek kapra bhi nahi hai
woh bilkul nangi appun ke samne khadi ho gayi
uski ankhein band thi
appun jaldi se gaya aur arushi ke badan pe ek chadar lapet diya
appun ne aarushi ko 2 thappar mara
arushi mere pairo pe gid gayi
arushi- aaj se mere liye aap hi mere bhagwaan hain
akhil- achcha uth ro mat
tune aisa kiya hi kyun
ki maine tujhpe haath uthaya
pata hai appun ko kitni takleef hui
arushi- mujhe laga aap bhi mujhse nahi mere jism se pyaar karte hain
akhil- appun ko maaf karde
arushi- aap maafi mat mangiye
aap mere bhagwaan hain
akhil- are main tera pati banna chahta hoon
aur tu mujhe baghwaan bana rahi hai
arushi- haan to pati bhi toh prameshwar hi hota haina
akhil- achchha sun agar main tere sath waisa karta
toh tu kya karti ?????????????

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arushi- apni jaan dedeti
akhil- dobara aisa mat kehna
aise hi 6 mahine gujar gaye
1 din appun ke dimaag mein baat aayi ki appun to padh nahi paya
kyun na arushi ko padhaoon
akhil- arushi tu kitne tak padhi hai
arushi- 10th tak
akhil- aage padhegi
arushi- nahi
akhil- kyun
arushi- aap se dur nahi reh sakti
akhil- par appun to chahta hai ki tu padhe
arushi- aap chahte hain toh theek hai
akhil- appun ne jugaad karke
arushi ka ek achche college mein admission karwa diya
din aise hi bitte gaye
ek din main arushi se pucha
akhil- tu appun se pyar nahi karti
arushi- kyun
akhil- aaj tak tune appun se pyarwali baat nahi ki
khali phokhat bhagwaan banaya huwa hai appun ko
arushi- main aapse pyar karti hoon
par usse jyada main apki pooja karti hoon
akhil- kyun
arushi- main apko batati hoon
meri maa kehti thi
jo jaan bachata hai woh insaan hota hai
aur jo zindagi deta hai woh bhagwaan hota hai
akhil-[uske baad appun ke paas kuch bolne ko nahi bachata tha]
present
yeh thi appun aur arushi ki love story....
dilip- waah kya lovestory hai maja agaya
akhil- appun jaake ghar ka jugaad karta hai
dilip- mujhe bhi kuch kaam hai
[phir main akhil ke ghar se nikal gaya]
main market gaya kuch jaruri saman leke ek bag mein rakha
2 ghante aise hi beet gaye
ab intazaar tha akhil ke phone aane ka
main ek hotel mein room
liya
fresh huwa
socha thodi der tv dekh leta hoon
tv channel pe 1 film chal rahi thi
us film ko dekhke mujhe 1 idea aaya
par idea bahut risky tha
1 ghante baad akhil ka phone aya
akhil- ghar ka jugaad ho gaya hai
kiraya 30000
dilip- are apne ko konsa pura mahina rehna hai
akhil- tu aaja main society ke bahar hoon
aur haa kapre achchhe pehenke aana
appun ko pehle ghusne nahi diya
jab appun tip top kapre pehna tab appun ko society mein entry mili
kaafi maaldaar society hai
dilip- achcha theek hai
[main naye kapre market se leke pehna
aur pahuncha society mein
akhil society ke bahar khada tha]
dilip- aaj pehli baar kisi bandar ko coat paint pehente dekha hai
akhil- tu har waqt appun ki bejjati kyun karta hai
dilip- chal[main akhil ko dhakka dete hue kaha]
main akhil ko paise diya
thodi der baad akhil aagaya
ghar ki chabhi leke
hum dono ghar dekhne lage
dilip- sheetal ka ghar konsa hai
akhil- woh samne wala
dilip- apna wala toh soundproof to haina
akhil- haa re
ab aage kya karna hai
dilip- kidnap karenge aur kya
akhil- karenge kiska
dilip- sheetal ka
wahi hume madan tak le jayegi
aur madan hume mla tak pahunchaega
akhil- karenge kaise
dilip- tujhe pata yeh ghar humne kyun liya
akhil- nahi
dilip- hume sheetal ke gharpe najar rakhni hai
aaj 9pm tak agar madan nahi aaya
toh hum aaj raat sheetal ka kidnap karenge
akhil- kidanp karke rakhenge kahan
dilip- usi ke gharpe
akhil- paagal toh nahi ho gaya tu
sheetal ko appun log usi ke ghar pe kidnap karke rakhenge
dilip- haa
akhil- kya haa
isi beech agar koi sheetal ke ghar pe humaari marne aagaya toh
dilip- woh bhi maine soch liya hai
yeh dekh
[main apna bag kholke ulat diya]
akhil- abe tu toh pakka paagal lagta hai
[bag ka samaan]
globs.rassi.tape.do saliya
do chaaku. 3acid bottle
2 video camera. 2 master key
aur bhi bahut saman the
abe tu yeh saman laya kahan se
dilip- chor bazar se
akhil- par tu acid kyun laya
dilip- baad mein bataunga
pehle plan sun
akhil- bol
dilip- [maine akhil ko pura plan samajha diya]
samajh gaya na
akhil- yeh plan ka hissa hai
ya tu appun ki le raha hai
dilip- plan hai re
bas 2 cheej tujhe lani hai
akhil- kya
dilip- tujhe behosh karne wali dawai aur woh lani hai
akhil- abe woh kya
dilip- abe wahi jisko khane se jismani aag badh jati hai
akhil- tu badla lene ka plan bana raha hai
ya ** karne ka
dekh
[main akhil ko beech mein tokte hue bola]
dilip- mujhe bhi ** se nafrat hai
tu bharosa rakh main tujhe dhokha nahi dunga
akhil- theek hai
dilip- dono dawai ka jarur puch lena
ki kitna lene se kitni der tak asar rehta hai
akhil- appun apni darling ke sath khana khake le ayega dono cheez
dilip- mere liye bhi khana laana
kya khana banati hai
akhil- abe tu kahin aisa waisa toh nahi soch raha hai
dilip- nahi re ab tu jaa
[akhil chala gaya]
main sheetal ke ghar pe najar gada ke baith gaya.........
dilip- ab 4 ghante ho gaye the mujhe sheetal ke ghar pe najar
gadaye hue
bhuk bhi lagi thi aur
yeh lukkha abhi tak nahi aaya tha
tabhi gate knock hua
main gate jaake khola toh samne akhil ghabraya hua khada tha
[akhil jaldi se andar aaya aur gate band kar diya]
dilip- abe kya hua kahi kisi ne teri maar toh nahi li
akhil- yeh sab teri wajah se hua hai aur tujhe majak sujh raha hai
dilip- lekin hua kya
akhil- appun abhi market se aate waqt
taxi mein baith raha tha
2 maamu matlab hawaldar teri photo dikha ke puch rahe the
ki kahi dekha hai isko
woh toh achcha hua appun ko maamu log ka experience hai warna
dilip- toh teri kyun fat rahi hai
[akhil mujhe aankhe phaad phaadke dekhne laga]
[c mama ke ghar]
subah 8 am
vidya di aur aruna di
dilip ke room mein gayi
vidya- yaha to sirf megha hai
[aruna di megha ko jagane lagi]
megha- kya hua didi
aruna- bhaiya kahan hai
megha- kya bhaiya nahi hai
vidya- shayad vanya ke room mein hoga
[teeno behne vanya ke room ke taraf daudi]
[vanya ka room knock karte hi khul gaya]
[vanya soyi hui thi
vidya- bhaiya toh yahan bhi nahi hai
aruna- didi kahi bhaiya
vidya- aisa sochna bhi mat
megha tum apne room mein jao
megha- didi
aruna- megha didi theek keh rahi hain
tu apne room mein jaa
[megha waha se rote hue chali gayi]
vidya- abhi vanya ko rahne dete hain
pehle hum pure ghar mein dekhte hain
ho sakta hai bhaiya sunita avantika ke room mein ho
aruna- di main sunita ke room mein jaati hoon
vidya- aur main avantika ke room mein
[ vidya di ne avantika ke room ka gate knock]
[avantika di ne gate khola]
avantika- kya hua di
vidya- bhaiya hai andar
avantika- nahi di
kyun kya hua
vidya- bhaiya na apne room mein hai
aur naahi vanya ke room mein
[aruna di aur sunita di daudti hui aayi]
aruna- di bhaiya sunita ke room mein bhi nahi hai
vidya- ek kaam karte hain
main aur avantika garden mein dekhte hain
tu aur sunita niche wale rooms mein dekh
[ thodi der baad hall mein]
vidya- pura ghar chhaan mara par bhaiya kahi bhi nahi mila
[c mami apne bedroom se bahar nikli]
c mami- kyun subah subah itna shor machane lag gayi tum sab
aruna- mummy bhaiya ghar pe kahi bhi nahi hai
c mami- ismein itna pareshan hone wali kya baat hai
gaya hoga kahin marne
[sab ek sath chillake boli mummy]
[ itni jor ki awaj sunke c mama bahar aaye ]
c mama- kya hua
aruna- papa bhaiya ghar pe nahi hai
c mama- isme itna pareshan hone ki kya baat hai
vidya dilip ko phone karo
vidya- chachaji humare paas dilip ka number nahi hai
c mama- main batata hoon number
[c mama number batane lage]
[ vidya di ne phone lagaya
par yeh kya number toh band hai]
[ akhil ne 6am hi dilip ke mobile mein se sim nikaal diya tha ]
vidya- chachaji number band hai
[ ab toh c mama bhi ghabra gaye ]
c mama- abhi thodi der inazaar karte hai
ho sakta hai dilip aajaye
tum sab apne apne room mein jao
[sab behne apne room mein chali gayi]
[vanya ka room]
vanya uthti hai nahake tayyar hoti hai
aur chal deti hai dilip ke room mein
par yeh kya dilip toh apne room mein nahi hai
woh vidya di ke room mein jaati hai
vidya di use sab bata deti hai
vanya ke chehra gusse se laal ho gaya tha
vanya ke ankho se ansu beh rahe the
vanya vidya di ke room se bahar nikalti hai
aur seedha megha ke room ki taraf badh jati hai.....,,.'.,..
vidya di ko kuch theek nahi laga
woh aruna di ke room mein jaati hai
vidya di aruna di ko sab batadeti hai
dono vanya ke peeche bhagti hai
vanya megha di ke room ka jaise hi gate knock karti hai
gate khul jata hai
aur vanya kya dekhti hai
megha di ke hath me blade hai
aur woh apne kalai pe blade rakhti hai aur hata leti hai
rakhti hai aur hata leti hai
tab tak vidya di aur aruna di pahunch jaati
yeh dekhke unke bhi hosh ud jaate hain
tabhi aruna di dheere kadmo se chalte hue megha di ke paas pahunch jaati hai
aur jhat se megha di ke haath se blade chheen leti hai
aur ek thappad megha di ko maarti hai
aruna- yaha hum sab bhaiya ko leke pareshan hain
aur tu ek nayi musibat tayyar kar rahi hai humare liye
megha di chup chap sun leti hai
vidya yeh sab dekhke samajh jaati hai ki kuch bahut bura hua hai
megha ke sath
vidya di megha di ke paas pahunchti hai
vidya- megha mujhe nahi pata ki tum aisa kyun kar rahi thi
par main itna jarur janti hoon
ki agar tumhe kuch hogaya toh chachaji aur chachiji bhaiya ko kabhie maaf nahi karenge
woh yahi samjhenge ki bhaiya ne tumhare sath kuch galat kiya aur bhaag gaya
kya tum yeh chahti ho ki bhaiya phir humsab se dur ho jae
[megha di apna sar na mein hilati hai]
achcha ab tu aram kar
vidya di aur aruna di vanya ka hath pakad ke bahar agayi
vidya- [aruna] tum jao apne kamre mein
vidya di vanya ko apne room mein le jaati hai
vidya- dekh vanu mujhe pata hum se jyada tujhe bhaiya ki fiqr hai
lekin megha bhi humari behen hai
agar tu apna gussa nahi pee sakti
toh yahi apne room mein baith
teri ek galti se hum megha aur bhaiya dono ko hamesha ke liye khodenge
tu samajh rahi haina
vanya- haa di
vidya di vanya ke room se chali gayi
vanya gate band karti hai
aur wahi pe baithke rone lagti hai
[4 ghante baad]
vidya di jo subah se apne aap ko sambhalne ki koshish kar rahi thi
ab unki himmat bhi jawab de chuki thi
unki ankho se bhi ansu behne lage the
yahi haal aruna avantika aur sunita ka bhi tha
c mama bhi bahut pareshan ho gaye
c mama kisi ko phone lagane lage
c mama- hello ig saheb aap humare ghar aa sakte hai thode der ke liye
ji bahut jaruri hai
hum wait kar rahe hain
[ 1 ghante baad ]
c mama ke gharke bahar 1 gaadi aake ruki
usme se ig saheb bahar nikle
woh gharke andar gaye aur c mama ko pranam kiya
ig- thakur saheb aap kuch pareshan dikh rahe hain
c mama- ig saheb baat darasal yeh ki humara bhanja subah se lapata hai
ig- wahi jo gaon se aya tha
c mama- ji wahi
ig- poori baat bataiye
c mama- kal humne gusse mein apne bhaanje pe haath utha diya
aaj 8am humari betiya uske room mein gayi woh nahi tha
hum ne poore ghar mein dekha phir bhi woh nahi mila
humne use phone bhi kiya par phone band hai
ig- aap ke bhaanje ki umar kitni hai
c mama- 18 saal
ig- aap hume apne bhaanje ki ek photo uska phone number de dijiye hum pata karte hai
c mama apne room mein gaye dilip ki photo aur phone number 1 kagaj pe likhke ig ko de diya
ig saheb chale gaye......,.,.
[1 ghante baad
police headquarter]
ig saheb apne cabin mein baithe kisi ka intazaar kar rahe the
tabhi unke cabin ka gate khulta hai
aur ek 26 saal ka naujawan
ladka- sp arvind rana reporting sir
ig- baith jao
tumhe is ladke ko dhundna hai
[ ig ne photo apne desk pe rakhte hue kaha]
yeh raha is ladke ka number
abhi yeh number band hai
[yeh sunke sp ko itna tez gussa aaya
uski ankhein laal ho gayi]
sp- ok sir
ig- kuch kehna hai
sp- no sir
ig- tum mere saale ho
isliye jo dil mein hai bol daalo
sp- sir aaj is city mein
gumshuda hone ki 120 fir darj hui hai woh bhi ladkiyo ki
aur aapne is ek ladke ko dhundne ke liye mujhe bulaya hai
jabki yeh kaam koi inspecter bhi kar sakta hai
ig- tum thakur dharmesh veer partap singh ko jante ho
sp- yeh wahi thakur toh nahi
jiski zameen pe yeh city bani hai
ig- tumne sahi socha
aur bhi bahut kuch hai jo tumhe nahi pata
abhi bas itna jaanlo
ki yeh ladka bade thakur ka bhaanja hai
aur bade thakur ne 18 saal pehle is ladke ke liye kya kiya tha
tumne humari top files mein padha hoga
sp- yes sir
ig- jald se jald is ladke ko dhundo tumhare paas sirf 4 din hai
sp- ok sir
[tab se yeh log dilip ko dhund rahe hain]
[present]
dilip- abe mujhe aise kyun dekh raha hai
main us type ka nahi hoon
akhil- abe toh appun tujhe us type ka lagta hai
dilip- waise ek baat bata
is sheher ka sabse imandaar police wala kaun hai
akhil- is sheher ka sabse bada maamu toh
sp arvind rana hai
dilip- jald hi mulaqaat hogi
akhil- tera dimag toh kharab nahi ho gaya
woh sp jab se yaha aya hai
tabse appun jaise bade bade bhai log chindi chor banke ghoom rahe hain
dilip- aisa kyun
akhil- sun jis din sp yaha aya usi din
[sp ne apne sare police walo ko order diya
koi bhi kitna bhi bada aadmi ho bhai ho tapori ho
agar kisi jurm mein pakda jata hai toh
na use thoka jayega
na use andar kiya jayega
usko nanga karke uski photo kheenchi jayegi
aur net pe daal diya jayega
aur agar koi police wala koi bhi galat kaam karte hue pakda gaya
toh uske saath bhi yahi hoga]
ab bol
aisa koi police wala hota hai
dilip- sp se bade police waalo ne use nahi roka
akhil- kya ghanta rokega
yaha ka ig jo hai
woh sp ka jeeja hai
dilip- matlab jeeja saale ne milke tum sab ki maar li
[ yeh kehke main jor jor se hasne laga
meri hansi ruk hi nahi rahi thi]
akhil- dekh agar tune hansna band nahi kiya
toh appun yaha se chala jayega
dilip- achcha sorry
mere liye khana laya
akhil- yeh le thunsle
dilip- [main uske haath se khana liya
aur phir hansne laga]
akhil- tu phir hansne laga
appun tere sath nahi rahega
appun society wale park mein jaa raha hai
dilip- [ yeh kehke woh chala gaya]
maine 30 minute mein khana khaya
video camera sheetal ke ghar ki taraf setkarke
main gate lock kiya
aur park ki taraf jaane laga
park mein pahunchke lukkhe ko dhundne laga
lukkha bench pe baithke cigrette pee raha tha
par uski najar kahi or thi
main uski najar ka peecha kiya toh mujhe yaqeen nahi huwa
kuch ladkiya badminton khel rahi thi
yeh lukkhe ki najar un ladkiyo ki gaand pe thi
[ main dheere se uske peeche gaya aur bola]
sp aagaya
[yeh sunke]
akhil- arushi[kehte hue cheekh pada]..,,.
park mein sab log humen ghur rahe the
akhil idhar udhar dekhne laga
dilip- aur lukkhe kaisa laga
[akhil peeche muda
uski shakal dekhke man kiya
thhaka lagaun]
akhil- aaj tujhe nahi chhodunga
dilip- pehle pakad toh le
[yeh kehke main bhagne laga]
akhil mere peeche bhaagta raha par mujhe pakad nahi paya
thodi der baad akhil zameen pe baithke hanfne laga
main waha pe ek uncle se paani ki bottle manga
aur akhil ke paas gaya
dilip- yeh le
[akhil bottle ka saara pani gatak gaya
main akhil ke sath zameen pe baith gaya]
theek toh hai
akhil- appun ki lene mein tere ko bahut maja aata haina
agar appun ka heart fail ho jata toh
aapun ki jaan arushi ka kya hota
dilip- tune aisi galti hi kyun ki
akhil- appun ne kya kiya
dilip- ladkiyo ke pichwade ko ghurna
kya achchi baat hai
akhil- achchha woh
dekh tere ko toh pata hai
appun jahan paida hua
woh kitni gandi jagah thi
waha yeh sab aisa tha
jaise saans le raha ho
toh appun ka aisa hona bhi aam baat hai
appun aaj talak kisi ladki ke baare mein yeh nahi socha ki
appun iska ** kare
haa appun ankhein jarur sekta hai
dilip- bas kar rulaega kya
waise tu hai lukkha
par baat bahut achchi karta hai
akhil- yeh toh meri jaan arushi ka kamaal hai
pehle appun har baat mein gaali deta tha
dheere dheere arushi ki wajah se appun ka chaal chalan thoda sudhra hai
dilip- iska matlab tu aur ladkiyo ke sath sota bhi hoga
akhil- haa
dilip- arushi ko pata hai
akhil- appun ne arushi ko
appun ke baare mein sab bata diya tha
dilip- arushi ne kuch nahi kaha tujhe
akhil- usko toh jab bhi main koi baat bolta hoon
woh kehti hai
jaisi aapki marzi
dilip- aur tu itna ghatiya ki
woh tujhe itna pyaar karti hai
tujhe poojti hai
aur tu uske liye yeh sab nahi chhod sakta
akhil- pehle appun roj nayi ladki ke sath sota tha
arushi ke pyar ki wajah se ab appun hafte mein ek baar karta hai
isse jyada appun ke bas mein nahi hai
appun kai baar koshish kiya
isse jyada apne aapko rokne ki
par appun nahi rok paya
yeh appun ki lat ban chuki thi
dilip- [lukkhe ki baat sunke man kiya
lukkhe ko gale laga loon
par yaha pe log the
kahi kuch galat na sochne lage]
waise ek baat bata
akhil- kya
dilip- jab tu dar se cheekha
toh tere munh se arushi ka naam kyun nikla
akhil- woh isliye ki appun ka is duniya mein
appun ki jaan arushi alawa koi hai hi nahi
toh jab appun ko dar lagega
toh appun toh appun ki
jaan ko hi pukarega na
dilip- aahahaha baba lukkheshwar maharaj ki jai jai jai
akhil- tu phir shuru ho gaya
dilip- tujhe un sab ladkiyo mein sabse jyada kaun pasand hai
akhil- ladkiya pasand nahi hai
ladkiyo ka bada pichhwada pasand hai appun ko
dilip- haa wahi kiska pasand hai
akhil- woh jo lambi si hai
dilip- usmein aisa kya hai
akhil- abe uska pichchwada dekh kitna bada hai
dekhke hi lagta hai
bahut ganne khaye hai isne
dilip- toh irada kya hai
akhil- appun ka irada kuch bhi ho
appun hilane ke siwa kya karsakta hai
dilip- mere paas 1 idea hai
akhil- tu apna idea apne paas rakh
dilip- sun toh bahut badhiya idea hai
akhil- sach mein tere paas idea hai
dilip- haa re
akhil- suna
dilip- maine akhil ke kaan mein apna idea sunaya
[idea sunke akhil ne aisa munh banaya
jaise maine uski maar li ho].....
dilip- kaisa laga idea
akhil- ghanta
ismein toh tera fayda hoga
dilip- yeh idea se tujhe hi fayda hoga
akhil- fayda nahi nuksaan hoga
dilip- tujhe yeh karna padega
akhil- ko jabardasti hai kya
dilip- haa
warna teri meri dosti khatam
akhil- kya musibat hai
tere jaisa dost ho toh dushman ki jarurat hi nahi hai
dilip- tu jaa raha hai k nahi
akhil- jaa raha hoon
dilip- aur sun us ladki se baat karte hue
agar tune tapori shabd use kiya
toh apna munh mat dikhana
akhil- theek hai jaata hoon
dilip- main udhar hi jameen pe baith gaya
akhil aur woh ladki ek ghar mein chale gaye
1 ghante baad akhil mujhe aata hua dikha
lukkhe ne aake mujhe gale laga liya
ab chhod main us type ka nahi hoon
akhil- dost ho toh tere jaisa kya idea diya tha tune
raat 11 am bulaya hai
item ne
aaj maja aayega
dilip- thodi der pehle mujhe dushman bol raha tha
akhil- maaf karde na
dilip- 1 ghante tak tu kya kar raha tha
akhil- usne appun ko halka kiya
aur appun ne usko
dilip- [ghar chal aur pure vistaar se bata kya hua
humdono ghar pahunche]
ab bata
[ab suniye idea kya tha
akhil ki jubaani]
akhil- [main pahuncha us ladki ke paas]
hi[maine us ladki ko bola]
ladki- hello
kya main apko janti hoon
akhil- nahi
main aaj hi shift hua hoon
yahan
ladki- oh
akhil- mujhe aapse kuch baat karni hai
[tabhi waha pe khadi dusri ladki boli]
abhi aap comedy kar rahe hain kya
[man kiya sali ko rakhke du]
ladki- ji kahiye
akhil- kahin akele mein baat karen
ladki- ok
[phir woh mujhe apne ghar le gayi
appun ko samajh a gaya
bahut chalu hai]
akhil- ghar bahut khubsurat hai
ladki- main point please
akhil- mera dost apko pasand karta hai
ladki- toh
mujhe sab pasand karte hain
akhil- woh apke sath sex karna chahta hai
[yeh sunte hi chataak chataak chataak
teen thappad pade mujhko]
ladki- tumhari himmat kaise hui aisi ghatiya baat kehne ki
ghar mein maa behen nahi hai kya
akhil- aap pehle meri puri baat suniye
ladki- mujhe tum jaise ghatiya aadmi ki koi baat nahi sunni
niklo mere ghar
or i call the police
akhil- [police shabd sunke meri]
jaisi apki marzi baad mein mat kehna ki maine appko warn nahi kiya
ladki- tum mujhe dhamki de rahe ho
akhil- dhamki nahi de raha hoon
samjha raha hoon
puri baat suno pehlo
ladko- bolo
akhil- jab tum park mein thi toh mera dost tumhe ghur raha tha
maine use bola
ghur ke kya milega
agar pasand hai toh jaake seedha baat kar
mera dost bola
agar usne thappad maar diya
toh tujhe toh pata hai
appun ko koi ladki thappad maarde
toh appun usko haath kaat deta hai
[yeh sunke item ki fat gai]
ladki- mujhe pata hai tum mujhe darana chahte ho
lekin main darne wali nahi hoon
main abhi police ko phone karti hoon.....