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BHARAT
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dilip- main dheeme kadmo se andar gaya
andar ka najara dekh ke main dang rah gaya
mama ji aur badi naani bate kar rahe the
mami ji apne room mein hongi
vanya padh rahi thi
[main samajh gaya yeh jarur vanya ki bachchi ne kiya hai]
main dabe paon apne kamre mein jaa raha tha
ki vanya ne mujhe awaj di
b mama meri taraf dekhne lage
[vanya ki bachchi tujh se toh chun chun ke badle loonga]
b mama- dilip idhar aaiye
dilip- jee mama ji
b mama- kaha the aap 6 ghanto se
dilip- apne dost ke yahan gaya tha
b mama- kal aap sheher jaayenge [jatin chhote chacha] ke ghar
aur vidya ko apne sath leke aayenge
dilip- chhote mama ka ghar kahan hai yeh toh mujhe maloom hi nahi hai
b mama-pehle poori baat suniye
vanya bhi aapke sath jayegi
dilip- ji mama ji
[ab vanya mujhe ghurne lagi]
yeh kehke main apne room mein gaya door lock kiya
main apni shirt paint utar diya
main dekha ki jala hua nishan chhil gaya hai
main apna underwear bhi utar diya
mera lund aadha khara tha
main socha garam pani se nahata hoon aaram milega
main bathroom ka door kholne hi wala tha
ki bathroom ka door khula
meri ankhein khuli ki khuli rah gayi
saamne badi mami kamar se upar puri nangi khadi thi
[main toh samajh hi nahi paya ki yeh kya hai
badi mami mere room ke bathroom mein kya kar rahi hai]
badi mami bhi mujhe nahi mere lund ko dekh rahi thi
badi mami se jab main najre milayi
b mami mujhe ghurne lagi
meri halat kharab ho gayi
ab kya hoga kahi badi mami ne hitler ko bata diya toh
main rona chahta tha magar mera rona bhi nahi nikal raha tha
b mami ne mujhe thappad mar diya
b mami please mujhse galti ho gayi mujhe nahi pata tha ke aap yahan hain
badi mami mujhe maaf kardijiye
badi mami mujhe side hatake aage badh gayi
badi mami almari se apne kapre nikaal ke pehenne lagi
[ab mere room mein badi mami ke kapre kahan se aaye
jab main almari check kiya tha
tab toh almari mein mere kapre the]
tabhi mere dimaag ki ghanti baji
agar badi mami sach mein gussa hoti
toh abhi tak woh mamaji ko bata chuki hoti
kahi mami mujhe seduce toh nahi karna chahti
par aisa kaise ho sakta hai
main jaldi se bathroom gaya
door khula hi rahne diya
aur apne lund ko upar neeche karne laga
agar mami mujhse chudwana chahti hain
toh woh mujhe muth marte hue jarur dekhengi
main apni aadhi aankhein band karke muth marne laga
meri najar door pe hi thi
ab main apni awaj tej kar diya
aisa nahi tha ki main jhadne wala tha
main dheere dheere gate ki taraf badhne laga
gate ke bahar jhanka toh mami deewaar se sat ke apni ankhein band karke apni choot sehla rahi thi
main muskura diya
main mami ke hont pe apne hont rakhke kiss karne laga
mami hosh mein ayi aur mujhe dhakka dene lagi
main mami ko gale laga liya
jor se kiss karne laga
mami abhi bhi apne hath pair maar rahi thi
main mami ke hont se apne hont alag kiya
b mami- dilip yeh tum kya kar rahe chhodo mujhe
main tumhari mami hoon
meri mami hone se pehle aap ek aurat hain
mami ki ankhon mein mujhe nasha dikh raha tha
main phir se mami ke hont chusne laga
mami bhi mere hont chusne lagi
main mami ki jubaan ko munh mein leke chusne laga
ab mami meri juban ko munh mein leke chusne lagi
main mami ki peeth sehlate hue kiss kar raha tha
mera lund mami ke pet pe ragad kha raha tha
mami madhosh hone lagi
main mami ko apni god mein uthaya aur bed pe le jaake lita diya
main mami ki gardan pe hont rakhke chusne laga
mami mere sar pe ungliya phirane lagi
ab main mami ke bra ki hook khol diya
aur mami ke dono doodh ko ahista dabane laga
ab main mami ke doodh ko jor se dabane laga
mami aahen bharne lagi
main mami ke nipple ko chusne laga aur dusre nipple ko ungli se marodne laga
ek ek karke main mami ke dono doodh ko munh mein bhar ke chusne laga
main mami ke doodh se niche aya
aur mami ki nabhi pe kiss karne laga
b mami- dilip aur jor se karo
dilip- main mami ki nabhi mein aur jor se jubaan chalane laga
mami ka badan akadne laga
main mami ki nabhi se munh hata liya
b mami- dilip
mami jor se chillayi
main mami ki nabhi se neeche gaya aur mami ki panty nikaal ke phenk diya
mami ki choot phooli hui aur ek dum gulabi thi
mami ki choot dekh ke mere munh mein pani aagaya
main mami ki choot pe apna munh rakh diya
aur chusne laga
mami boli dilip yeh kya kar rahe ho aur jor se karo
main mami ki choot chuste hue mami ki choot mein apni 2 ungli daalke andar bahar karne laga
mami se bardash nahi ho raha tha
mami mera naam leke jhadne lagi
mami ankhein band karke apni sanse kabu kar rahi thi
main mami ka hath uthake apne lund pe rakh diya
mami ne apni ankh khol ke mujhe dekha
mami mere lund ko age peeche karne lagi
main apni ankhein band karli
mami mere lund ko apne munh mein leke choosne lagi
maine socha nahi tha mami mere lund ko choosengi....
dilip- mami ko mera lund chooste hue 10 minute ho gaye the
mujhe laga ki main jhadne wala hoon
main mami ke munh se apna lund nikaal liya
mami mujhe ghoorne lagi
main mami ko bed pe letaya
aur mami ki choot pe apna lund set kiya
main dhakka lagane hi wala tha ki
koi gate knock karne laga
mere aur mami ke pairo tale jameen khisak gayi
gate aur jor se knock hone laga
main aur mami usi position mein but bane hue the
tabhi kisine gate tod diya
mami usko dekhte hi behosh ho gayi
uski ankhon mein shole dehek rahe the
uske dono haath mein
badi wali bandook thi
woh meri taraf badhne laga
main piche hatne laga
peeche hat te hue main deewaar se sat gaya
tabhi bade mama ne badi mami pe dono bandook se goli chaladi
meri cheekh nikal gayi
aur main hosh mein aaya
main hosh mein aate hi
maaaa maaa maaaa karke awaj dene laga
1 ghante tak main maaa ko awaj deta raha
lekin maaa nahi aayi
aur main behosh ho gaya
jab main apni aankhein kholi toh dekha main bathroom ke gate pe hi soya hoon
tab mujhe yaad aaya ki mujhe attack aaya tha
aur main sapne mein
mami ke saath chhee main itna kaise gir gaya
b mami agar is duniya ki aakhri aurat bhi hui
toh bhi main badi mami ke saath chudai nahi karunga
[main socha ki pehle toh mahine mein 1 baar attack aata tha
abhi toh hafta hi hua hai
yeh ek nayi musibat
bachpan se hi mujhe aisa attack ata hai
jisme main khade khade khuli ankhon se sapne dekhne lagta hoon
aur bade mama mere sapne mein aake kisi maar dete hain
jab tak bade mama mere sapne mein kisiko nahi maarte
tabtak main khuli aankhon se sapne dekhta rehta hoon
isiliye badi naani ne mera room aisa banwaya hai
ki main apne room kitna bhi chillaoon
awaj mere room se bahar nahi jati
aur mujhe attack tab aata hai
jab main akela hota hoon
isi liye main bade mama se itna darta hoon
main badi naani se kai baar pucha ki mere har sapne mein bade mama
kisi ko kyun maar dete hain
aur yeh sapne mujhe kyun aate hain
badi naani yahi kehti hain ke woh sirf ek sapna hai
main utha bathroom jaake nahaya ab thoda sukun mila
main almari kholke apne kapre nikaala
almari mein daraj bhi the
main ek daraj kholke dekha toh usmein bahut sari wrist watch thi
main ek apne haath mein pehen li
main dusra daraj khola toh usmein 2 button wala 2 touch wala mobile tha
main dono ek ek uthake side mein rakha
tabhi kisine gate knock kiya
dilip- aaraha hoon
main jaldi se paint shirt pehna
abhi bhi gate knock ho raha tha
are aaraha hoon
main gate khola vanya munh banaye khari thi
vanya- itni der se knock kar rahi hoon gate kyun nahi khol rahe ho
dilip- bola toh tha ki aaraha hoon
vanya- kitna jhooth bolte ho kab bola tha
dilip- achcha chhodo yeh batao kya kaam hai
vanya- nahi pehle tum bolo ki tumne jhooth bola tha
dilip- maine jhooth nahi bola hai
har waqt mujh se jhagadne ka bahana dhundti rehti ho
vanya- main nahi tum har waqt jhagda karte ho
jhagdailu bail kahi ka
dilip- mujhe jhagdailu bail bolti hai
tu khud cheekhi chuhiya
har waqt cheekhti rehti hai
vanya- main chuhiya nahi hoon
dilip- sahi kaha tu chuhiya nahi cheekhi chuhiya hai
b nani- kyun jhagad rahe ho ab tum dono bachche nahi rahe
dilip- aapko kaise pata chala
b nani- mera beta kitna bhola hai
tu itna dheere bol raha tha ki poore ghar mein teri awaj sunai de rahi thi
vanya- yeh jhagdailu bail hai
dheere nahi gala phaad ke baat karta hai
dilip- aur tu cheekhi chuhiya hai hamesha cheekhti rehti hai
b nani- ab band bhi karo ladna
ki bulaoon dharmesh ko
dilip- badi nani mama ji ki bulane ki jarurat kya hai
hum dono toh majak kar rahe hain
kyun vanya
vanya- haan badi dadi
b nani- par tum dono lad kyu rahe the
vanya- dekhiye na badi dadi main ise khane ke liye bulane aayi thi
aur yeh hai ki mujhe jhuti bol raha hai
b nani- kyu re tu ise jhuti kyun bol raha hai
dilip- b nani jab yeh gate knock kar rahi thi
tab main bola ki aa raha hoon
phir bhi ye gate peet rahi thi
upar se mujhe hi jhuta bol rah hai
vanya- haa toh jab maine suna hi nahi hai
toh tum jhute hi hue na
b nani- tum dono mein se koi jhuta nahi hai
dilip ke room se awaj na bahar jati aur na hi andar aati hai
dilip- main badi nani ko dekhne laga
yeh keh ke badi naani chali gayi
vanya- chalo khana khane
dilip- nahi khana hai
vanya- kyun nahi khana hai
tumhe khana padega
dilip- koi jabardasti hai kya
meri marji main khana khaaun ya na khaaun
vanya- toh theek hai main bhi khana nahi khaungi
dilip- vanya ki iss baat ne
meri bolti band kardi
achcha theek chalo
vanya- mujhe nahi khana
dilip- ab kya hua dekho vanya
meri tabiyat theek nahi hai
mujhe aur pareshan mat karo
vanya mera haath pakad ke mujhe lejane lagi
jab hum bahar pahunche toh vanya ne mera haath
chhod diya
shayad mamaji ko dekhke
main mamaji ko namaste kiya
aur baith gaya
mami aur vanya ne sabko khana parosa
main pehla niwala badi nani ko khilaya
badi nani ne bhi mujhe pehla niwala khilaya
main dusra niwala apne munh mein daalne hi wala tha ki
b mama ne ek aisa sawal pucha
jo mere liye kisi bomb se kam nahi tha........
b mama- tumhen koi ladki pasand hai
jisse tum shadi karna chahte ho
dilip- nahiii mamaji
b mama- theek hai khana khao
dilip- [kya khana khao
sara mood khrab kar diya]
main khana kha raha tha
vanya mujhe ghur rahi thi mamaji aur mamiji khana khake apne room mein chale gaye
badi naani main subah sheher bike pe jaoonga
main badi nani se pucha
vanya- main nahi hum jayenge
dilip- haa pata hai
b naani- nahi beta tu car leke jayega
dilip- mujhe kaha car chalani aati hai
b naani- driver bhi toh hoga
dilip- subah kitne baje jana hai yaha se
b naani- 11 baje
dilip- achcha theek hai main sone jaa raha hoon
main apne room mein aake let gaya
abhi 9 baje the
1 ghante baad main apna dono mobile jeb mein rakha
aur vanya ke room ki taraf jaane laga
main gate knock kiya
vanya ne gate khola
vanya- kya hai
dilip- kuch nahi tumse baat karni thi
vanya- bolo
dilip- gate pe hi
vanya side ho gayi main andar gaya
aur vanya ka room dekhne laga
vanya- mera room dekhne aaye ho
dilip- main apna touch wala mobile nikala
tumhe yeh chalane aata hai
vanya- kyun tumhen nahi aata
dilip- aata toh tumhe kyun bolta
vanya mere hath se mobile leke chalane lagi
main dhyan se dekh raha tha
vanya- yeh lo
vanya ne mobile dete hue mujhe kaha
dilip- bas itna hi
vanya- 1 ghante se bata rahi hoon
dilip- lekin tumne mobile chalana kaha se sikha
tumhare paas toh mobile bhi nahi hai
vanya- priya di ne hi mujhe sikhaya
dilip- tumse ek sawal puchoo bura toh nahi manogi
vanya- kya
dilip- mere haveli aane se pehle tum
mujhse theek tarah se baat nahi karti thi aisa kyun
vanya- tum mere ek sawal ka jawab do
tum badi dadi se kitna pyar karte ho
dilip- main is duniya mein sabse jyada apni badi nani se pyar karta hoon
vanya- badi dadi kisi se baat na karti ho
aur na hi use pasand karti ho toh
dilip- toh main bhi usse baat nahi karunga aur usse door rahunga
[ab meri samajh mein aa gaya ki vanya kya kehna chahti hai
bade mama har waqt mujhe daantte the
mujhe pasand nahi karte the
isi liye vanya bhi mujhse door rehti thi]
main apni soch mein dooba hua tha
vanya ne mujhe hilaya
vanya- kaha kho gaye
dilip- kahi nahi maine tumhe galat samjha
vanya- koi baat nahi
dilip- lekin aaj tumne mere saath majak kyun kiya
vanya- usmein bhi tumhari galti hai
aaj tum ghar pe aaye
mujhse baat bhi nahi ki
aur bahar chale gaye
dilip- achcha theek hai tum so jao
main jata hoon
vanya- ek minute
vanya mere haath se mobile leke hum dono ka ek sath photo kheench liya
dilip- ab jaun nahi toh mamaji ko pata chal jayega
vanya- tum pitaji se itna darte kyun ho
dilip- kyun tum nahi darti ho
vanya- darti hoon par utna nahi nahi jitna tum darte ho
dilip- ek baar mere jaisa sapna dekh lo
main badbadaya
vanya- kuch kaha tumne
dilip- nahi toh
yeh kehke
main bhaga waha se
apne room mein aake kapre change kiya
mobile mein 8am ka alarm lagaya
bed pe let te hi nind aa gayi
subah alarm ke bajne se meri neend khuli
main utha nahaya dhoya kapre pehna
apne room se bahar nikla toh hitler paper padh rahe the
mamaji ne mujhe dekha
aur phir paper padhne lage
main badi nani ko dhundne laga
badi naani mamiji ke sath kitchen mein thi
main badi nani ke paas gaya
aur piche se unki ankhon pe apna haath rakh diya
b nani- mera pyara beta
dilip- aap hamesha mujhe pehchaan leti hain
b nani- kyun tujhe achcha nahi lagta
dilip- bahut achcha lagta hai
main vinay se milke aaun
b nani- abhi toh tujhe sheher jana hai
dilip- 1 ghante mein aa jaunga
b nani- achcha theek hai
pehle nashta karle
dilip- vinay ke yahan karlunga
main bahar jane hi wala tha ki hitler ne mujhe awaj di
b naani- dharmesh
b mama- ji badi maa
vanya mujhe maaf kardo
andar ka najara dekh ke main dang rah gaya
mama ji aur badi naani bate kar rahe the
mami ji apne room mein hongi
vanya padh rahi thi
[main samajh gaya yeh jarur vanya ki bachchi ne kiya hai]
main dabe paon apne kamre mein jaa raha tha
ki vanya ne mujhe awaj di
b mama meri taraf dekhne lage
[vanya ki bachchi tujh se toh chun chun ke badle loonga]
b mama- dilip idhar aaiye
dilip- jee mama ji
b mama- kaha the aap 6 ghanto se
dilip- apne dost ke yahan gaya tha
b mama- kal aap sheher jaayenge [jatin chhote chacha] ke ghar
aur vidya ko apne sath leke aayenge
dilip- chhote mama ka ghar kahan hai yeh toh mujhe maloom hi nahi hai
b mama-pehle poori baat suniye
vanya bhi aapke sath jayegi
dilip- ji mama ji
[ab vanya mujhe ghurne lagi]
yeh kehke main apne room mein gaya door lock kiya
main apni shirt paint utar diya
main dekha ki jala hua nishan chhil gaya hai
main apna underwear bhi utar diya
mera lund aadha khara tha
main socha garam pani se nahata hoon aaram milega
main bathroom ka door kholne hi wala tha
ki bathroom ka door khula
meri ankhein khuli ki khuli rah gayi
saamne badi mami kamar se upar puri nangi khadi thi
[main toh samajh hi nahi paya ki yeh kya hai
badi mami mere room ke bathroom mein kya kar rahi hai]
badi mami bhi mujhe nahi mere lund ko dekh rahi thi
badi mami se jab main najre milayi
b mami mujhe ghurne lagi
meri halat kharab ho gayi
ab kya hoga kahi badi mami ne hitler ko bata diya toh
main rona chahta tha magar mera rona bhi nahi nikal raha tha
b mami ne mujhe thappad mar diya
b mami please mujhse galti ho gayi mujhe nahi pata tha ke aap yahan hain
badi mami mujhe maaf kardijiye
badi mami mujhe side hatake aage badh gayi
badi mami almari se apne kapre nikaal ke pehenne lagi
[ab mere room mein badi mami ke kapre kahan se aaye
jab main almari check kiya tha
tab toh almari mein mere kapre the]
tabhi mere dimaag ki ghanti baji
agar badi mami sach mein gussa hoti
toh abhi tak woh mamaji ko bata chuki hoti
kahi mami mujhe seduce toh nahi karna chahti
par aisa kaise ho sakta hai
main jaldi se bathroom gaya
door khula hi rahne diya
aur apne lund ko upar neeche karne laga
agar mami mujhse chudwana chahti hain
toh woh mujhe muth marte hue jarur dekhengi
main apni aadhi aankhein band karke muth marne laga
meri najar door pe hi thi
ab main apni awaj tej kar diya
aisa nahi tha ki main jhadne wala tha
main dheere dheere gate ki taraf badhne laga
gate ke bahar jhanka toh mami deewaar se sat ke apni ankhein band karke apni choot sehla rahi thi
main muskura diya
main mami ke hont pe apne hont rakhke kiss karne laga
mami hosh mein ayi aur mujhe dhakka dene lagi
main mami ko gale laga liya
jor se kiss karne laga
mami abhi bhi apne hath pair maar rahi thi
main mami ke hont se apne hont alag kiya
b mami- dilip yeh tum kya kar rahe chhodo mujhe
main tumhari mami hoon
meri mami hone se pehle aap ek aurat hain
mami ki ankhon mein mujhe nasha dikh raha tha
main phir se mami ke hont chusne laga
mami bhi mere hont chusne lagi
main mami ki jubaan ko munh mein leke chusne laga
ab mami meri juban ko munh mein leke chusne lagi
main mami ki peeth sehlate hue kiss kar raha tha
mera lund mami ke pet pe ragad kha raha tha
mami madhosh hone lagi
main mami ko apni god mein uthaya aur bed pe le jaake lita diya
main mami ki gardan pe hont rakhke chusne laga
mami mere sar pe ungliya phirane lagi
ab main mami ke bra ki hook khol diya
aur mami ke dono doodh ko ahista dabane laga
ab main mami ke doodh ko jor se dabane laga
mami aahen bharne lagi
main mami ke nipple ko chusne laga aur dusre nipple ko ungli se marodne laga
ek ek karke main mami ke dono doodh ko munh mein bhar ke chusne laga
main mami ke doodh se niche aya
aur mami ki nabhi pe kiss karne laga
b mami- dilip aur jor se karo
dilip- main mami ki nabhi mein aur jor se jubaan chalane laga
mami ka badan akadne laga
main mami ki nabhi se munh hata liya
b mami- dilip
mami jor se chillayi
main mami ki nabhi se neeche gaya aur mami ki panty nikaal ke phenk diya
mami ki choot phooli hui aur ek dum gulabi thi
mami ki choot dekh ke mere munh mein pani aagaya
main mami ki choot pe apna munh rakh diya
aur chusne laga
mami boli dilip yeh kya kar rahe ho aur jor se karo
main mami ki choot chuste hue mami ki choot mein apni 2 ungli daalke andar bahar karne laga
mami se bardash nahi ho raha tha
mami mera naam leke jhadne lagi
mami ankhein band karke apni sanse kabu kar rahi thi
main mami ka hath uthake apne lund pe rakh diya
mami ne apni ankh khol ke mujhe dekha
mami mere lund ko age peeche karne lagi
main apni ankhein band karli
mami mere lund ko apne munh mein leke choosne lagi
maine socha nahi tha mami mere lund ko choosengi....
dilip- mami ko mera lund chooste hue 10 minute ho gaye the
mujhe laga ki main jhadne wala hoon
main mami ke munh se apna lund nikaal liya
mami mujhe ghoorne lagi
main mami ko bed pe letaya
aur mami ki choot pe apna lund set kiya
main dhakka lagane hi wala tha ki
koi gate knock karne laga
mere aur mami ke pairo tale jameen khisak gayi
gate aur jor se knock hone laga
main aur mami usi position mein but bane hue the
tabhi kisine gate tod diya
mami usko dekhte hi behosh ho gayi
uski ankhon mein shole dehek rahe the
uske dono haath mein
badi wali bandook thi
woh meri taraf badhne laga
main piche hatne laga
peeche hat te hue main deewaar se sat gaya
tabhi bade mama ne badi mami pe dono bandook se goli chaladi
meri cheekh nikal gayi
aur main hosh mein aaya
main hosh mein aate hi
maaaa maaa maaaa karke awaj dene laga
1 ghante tak main maaa ko awaj deta raha
lekin maaa nahi aayi
aur main behosh ho gaya
jab main apni aankhein kholi toh dekha main bathroom ke gate pe hi soya hoon
tab mujhe yaad aaya ki mujhe attack aaya tha
aur main sapne mein
mami ke saath chhee main itna kaise gir gaya
b mami agar is duniya ki aakhri aurat bhi hui
toh bhi main badi mami ke saath chudai nahi karunga
[main socha ki pehle toh mahine mein 1 baar attack aata tha
abhi toh hafta hi hua hai
yeh ek nayi musibat
bachpan se hi mujhe aisa attack ata hai
jisme main khade khade khuli ankhon se sapne dekhne lagta hoon
aur bade mama mere sapne mein aake kisi maar dete hain
jab tak bade mama mere sapne mein kisiko nahi maarte
tabtak main khuli aankhon se sapne dekhta rehta hoon
isiliye badi naani ne mera room aisa banwaya hai
ki main apne room kitna bhi chillaoon
awaj mere room se bahar nahi jati
aur mujhe attack tab aata hai
jab main akela hota hoon
isi liye main bade mama se itna darta hoon
main badi naani se kai baar pucha ki mere har sapne mein bade mama
kisi ko kyun maar dete hain
aur yeh sapne mujhe kyun aate hain
badi naani yahi kehti hain ke woh sirf ek sapna hai
main utha bathroom jaake nahaya ab thoda sukun mila
main almari kholke apne kapre nikaala
almari mein daraj bhi the
main ek daraj kholke dekha toh usmein bahut sari wrist watch thi
main ek apne haath mein pehen li
main dusra daraj khola toh usmein 2 button wala 2 touch wala mobile tha
main dono ek ek uthake side mein rakha
tabhi kisine gate knock kiya
dilip- aaraha hoon
main jaldi se paint shirt pehna
abhi bhi gate knock ho raha tha
are aaraha hoon
main gate khola vanya munh banaye khari thi
vanya- itni der se knock kar rahi hoon gate kyun nahi khol rahe ho
dilip- bola toh tha ki aaraha hoon
vanya- kitna jhooth bolte ho kab bola tha
dilip- achcha chhodo yeh batao kya kaam hai
vanya- nahi pehle tum bolo ki tumne jhooth bola tha
dilip- maine jhooth nahi bola hai
har waqt mujh se jhagadne ka bahana dhundti rehti ho
vanya- main nahi tum har waqt jhagda karte ho
jhagdailu bail kahi ka
dilip- mujhe jhagdailu bail bolti hai
tu khud cheekhi chuhiya
har waqt cheekhti rehti hai
vanya- main chuhiya nahi hoon
dilip- sahi kaha tu chuhiya nahi cheekhi chuhiya hai
b nani- kyun jhagad rahe ho ab tum dono bachche nahi rahe
dilip- aapko kaise pata chala
b nani- mera beta kitna bhola hai
tu itna dheere bol raha tha ki poore ghar mein teri awaj sunai de rahi thi
vanya- yeh jhagdailu bail hai
dheere nahi gala phaad ke baat karta hai
dilip- aur tu cheekhi chuhiya hai hamesha cheekhti rehti hai
b nani- ab band bhi karo ladna
ki bulaoon dharmesh ko
dilip- badi nani mama ji ki bulane ki jarurat kya hai
hum dono toh majak kar rahe hain
kyun vanya
vanya- haan badi dadi
b nani- par tum dono lad kyu rahe the
vanya- dekhiye na badi dadi main ise khane ke liye bulane aayi thi
aur yeh hai ki mujhe jhuti bol raha hai
b nani- kyu re tu ise jhuti kyun bol raha hai
dilip- b nani jab yeh gate knock kar rahi thi
tab main bola ki aa raha hoon
phir bhi ye gate peet rahi thi
upar se mujhe hi jhuta bol rah hai
vanya- haa toh jab maine suna hi nahi hai
toh tum jhute hi hue na
b nani- tum dono mein se koi jhuta nahi hai
dilip ke room se awaj na bahar jati aur na hi andar aati hai
dilip- main badi nani ko dekhne laga
yeh keh ke badi naani chali gayi
vanya- chalo khana khane
dilip- nahi khana hai
vanya- kyun nahi khana hai
tumhe khana padega
dilip- koi jabardasti hai kya
meri marji main khana khaaun ya na khaaun
vanya- toh theek hai main bhi khana nahi khaungi
dilip- vanya ki iss baat ne
meri bolti band kardi
achcha theek chalo
vanya- mujhe nahi khana
dilip- ab kya hua dekho vanya
meri tabiyat theek nahi hai
mujhe aur pareshan mat karo
vanya mera haath pakad ke mujhe lejane lagi
jab hum bahar pahunche toh vanya ne mera haath
chhod diya
shayad mamaji ko dekhke
main mamaji ko namaste kiya
aur baith gaya
mami aur vanya ne sabko khana parosa
main pehla niwala badi nani ko khilaya
badi nani ne bhi mujhe pehla niwala khilaya
main dusra niwala apne munh mein daalne hi wala tha ki
b mama ne ek aisa sawal pucha
jo mere liye kisi bomb se kam nahi tha........
b mama- tumhen koi ladki pasand hai
jisse tum shadi karna chahte ho
dilip- nahiii mamaji
b mama- theek hai khana khao
dilip- [kya khana khao
sara mood khrab kar diya]
main khana kha raha tha
vanya mujhe ghur rahi thi mamaji aur mamiji khana khake apne room mein chale gaye
badi naani main subah sheher bike pe jaoonga
main badi nani se pucha
vanya- main nahi hum jayenge
dilip- haa pata hai
b naani- nahi beta tu car leke jayega
dilip- mujhe kaha car chalani aati hai
b naani- driver bhi toh hoga
dilip- subah kitne baje jana hai yaha se
b naani- 11 baje
dilip- achcha theek hai main sone jaa raha hoon
main apne room mein aake let gaya
abhi 9 baje the
1 ghante baad main apna dono mobile jeb mein rakha
aur vanya ke room ki taraf jaane laga
main gate knock kiya
vanya ne gate khola
vanya- kya hai
dilip- kuch nahi tumse baat karni thi
vanya- bolo
dilip- gate pe hi
vanya side ho gayi main andar gaya
aur vanya ka room dekhne laga
vanya- mera room dekhne aaye ho
dilip- main apna touch wala mobile nikala
tumhe yeh chalane aata hai
vanya- kyun tumhen nahi aata
dilip- aata toh tumhe kyun bolta
vanya mere hath se mobile leke chalane lagi
main dhyan se dekh raha tha
vanya- yeh lo
vanya ne mobile dete hue mujhe kaha
dilip- bas itna hi
vanya- 1 ghante se bata rahi hoon
dilip- lekin tumne mobile chalana kaha se sikha
tumhare paas toh mobile bhi nahi hai
vanya- priya di ne hi mujhe sikhaya
dilip- tumse ek sawal puchoo bura toh nahi manogi
vanya- kya
dilip- mere haveli aane se pehle tum
mujhse theek tarah se baat nahi karti thi aisa kyun
vanya- tum mere ek sawal ka jawab do
tum badi dadi se kitna pyar karte ho
dilip- main is duniya mein sabse jyada apni badi nani se pyar karta hoon
vanya- badi dadi kisi se baat na karti ho
aur na hi use pasand karti ho toh
dilip- toh main bhi usse baat nahi karunga aur usse door rahunga
[ab meri samajh mein aa gaya ki vanya kya kehna chahti hai
bade mama har waqt mujhe daantte the
mujhe pasand nahi karte the
isi liye vanya bhi mujhse door rehti thi]
main apni soch mein dooba hua tha
vanya ne mujhe hilaya
vanya- kaha kho gaye
dilip- kahi nahi maine tumhe galat samjha
vanya- koi baat nahi
dilip- lekin aaj tumne mere saath majak kyun kiya
vanya- usmein bhi tumhari galti hai
aaj tum ghar pe aaye
mujhse baat bhi nahi ki
aur bahar chale gaye
dilip- achcha theek hai tum so jao
main jata hoon
vanya- ek minute
vanya mere haath se mobile leke hum dono ka ek sath photo kheench liya
dilip- ab jaun nahi toh mamaji ko pata chal jayega
vanya- tum pitaji se itna darte kyun ho
dilip- kyun tum nahi darti ho
vanya- darti hoon par utna nahi nahi jitna tum darte ho
dilip- ek baar mere jaisa sapna dekh lo
main badbadaya
vanya- kuch kaha tumne
dilip- nahi toh
yeh kehke
main bhaga waha se
apne room mein aake kapre change kiya
mobile mein 8am ka alarm lagaya
bed pe let te hi nind aa gayi
subah alarm ke bajne se meri neend khuli
main utha nahaya dhoya kapre pehna
apne room se bahar nikla toh hitler paper padh rahe the
mamaji ne mujhe dekha
aur phir paper padhne lage
main badi nani ko dhundne laga
badi naani mamiji ke sath kitchen mein thi
main badi nani ke paas gaya
aur piche se unki ankhon pe apna haath rakh diya
b nani- mera pyara beta
dilip- aap hamesha mujhe pehchaan leti hain
b nani- kyun tujhe achcha nahi lagta
dilip- bahut achcha lagta hai
main vinay se milke aaun
b nani- abhi toh tujhe sheher jana hai
dilip- 1 ghante mein aa jaunga
b nani- achcha theek hai
pehle nashta karle
dilip- vinay ke yahan karlunga
main bahar jane hi wala tha ki hitler ne mujhe awaj di
b naani- dharmesh
b mama- ji badi maa
vanya mujhe maaf kardo
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