Fantasy Commando Shakti

[andyking302]

main himmat karke chal diya shaheed hone....
dilip- main pahuncha bade mama ke ghar
darban andar gaya
darban- chaliye maalik apko andar bula rahe hain
dilip- main bade mama badi mami aur choti maasi ko pranam kiya
b mama- aao baitho
dilip- main baith gaya
b mama- kaise ho tum
dilip- main theek hoon
b mama- lo chai piyo
dilip- main chai peene laga
b mama- hum chahte hain tum humare yahan aake raho
dilip- mere haath se chai ka cup gir gaya
aur chai mere paint pe gir gaya
b mama- vanya jaldi se doctor ko bulao
vanya bhaag ke doctor bulane gai
[yahan pe aapko bata dun bade mama ka ek family doctor hai jo haveli mein hi rehta hai uski wife bhi
doctor hai ]
dilip- main theek hoon thakur sahab
b mama- mere room mein jaake change karo
ise mera room dikhao naukar se
naukar mujhe mama ji ke room mein le gaya
dilip- tum jao
main kabad mein paint dhundne laga
ek paint main uthaya
main apni pant utara toh dekha laal nishaan ho gaya tha
mera underwear bhi kharab ho gaya
main underwear utar diya
aur apne lund ko pakad ke dekhne laga kahin jala toh nahi hai
main apne lund ko dekh raha tha ki badi maami andar aa gayi
main jab badi maami ko dekha toh main but ban gaya
[ab kya hoga kahin badi maami ne kuch aur samajh liya toh]
main soch mein gum tha
badi maami ankhein phaad phaad ke mere lund ko dekh rahi thi
jab main hosh mein aaya toh main bathroom mein ghus gaya door lock karke lambi lambi saanse lene
laga
main apne jale hue jagah ko pani se dhoya
ek baar phir lambi saans li aur paint pehen ke bahar aaya
dilip- b mami room mein nahi thi
[aaj ka din hi kharaab hai]
main bahar aa gaya
badi maami bahar nahi dikh rahi thi
doctor aa gaya tha
doctor ne mujhe dawai aur cream di
doctor- thakur sahab ab ijazat chahoonga
b mama- dhanywaad doctor sahab
[doctor chala gaya]
dilip- thakur sahab main badi naani se pooch ke bataunga
b mama- hum kal ayenge badi maa se baat karne
dilip- [unhone mujhe bike ki key di]
main jaate waqt dekha vanya ke ankhon mein ansu the jo woh sabse chupane ki koshish kar rahi thi
main bike pe baitha aur chal diya ghar
jab main ghar pahuncha toh badi naani hall mein hi baithi thi
b naani- kahan tha mera beta 3 ghante se
dilip- main badi naani ko sab bata diya
[ badi maami wala incident chhod ke]
b naani- toh kal dharmesh aa rahe hain
tu baith main tere liye khana leke aati hoon
dilip- main aur badi naani ne khana khaya
main upar apne room mein aa gaya
iss baar maine door lock kiya
apni paint utaar ke cream lagane laga
cream laga ke underwear mein hi let gaya
mujhe aaj subah ki baat yaad aayi jab madam ne mujhe bhi principle jaisa ghatiya
aadmi samajh liya
iss principle ko main chhodunga nahi
aur main so gaya.....
dilip- raat ko 2 baje pyaas ki wajah se meri neend khuli
aaj ka din toh din raat bhi kharab hai
paani bhi nahi tha
main paint pehna aur neeche gaya paani lene
main kitchen mein gaya
paani piya main upar jaane laga tabhi servent quarter ki light jali huwi dikhi
maine socha itni raat ko chudai hi kar rahe honge
[ek baar jaake dekhta hoon]
main gaya khidki khuli thi aur gate band tha
main khidki se jhaank ke dekha
toh kya dekha humari naukrani sudha ko uska pati nahi
humara koi aur naukar chod raha tha
main gate knock kiya
aur chup gaya
tabhi kisi ke chalne ki awaaz aayi
yeh naukar 2 tha jo bhaag raha tha
naukar 2 khidki se kudke apne quarter mein bhaag gya
main phir door knock kiya
gate sudha ne khola
sudha- chhote malik aap
dilip- main bina kuch bole andar gaya
sudha- aapko kuch chahiye
dilip- tumhara pati kahan hai
sudha- wwwoh wwwoh
dilip- kya wwoh laga rakha hai batao
sudha ne bed ke neeche ishara kiya
main bed ke neeche dekha toh sudha ka pati kharrate le raha tha
isko kya hua
main use hilaya e sukhiya
e sukhiya
sudha- chhote maalik woh abhi nahi uthenge
dilip- kyun kya kiya tume iske saath
sudha- chhote maalik unko neend ki goli di hai
dilip- yeh toh mujhe pata hai ke tum kisi aur ke saath munh kaala kar rahi thi
yeh baat main b naani ko na bataoon iski tum mujhe 1 wajah do
sudha- chhote maalik aap yeh baat b thakurain ko nahi batenge
dilip- lekin tum bataogi wajah yeh sab karne ki
sudha- chhote maalik woh sukhiya mujhe khush nahi rakh pata hai
dilip- tumhare paas achche kapde hain tumhare paas gahne bhi hain tumhe kisi baat ki takleef nahi
hai
sudha- chhote maalik sukhiya mujhe chudai mein khush nahi kar pata hai
dilip- kya bol rahi ho mujhe kuch samajh nahi aaraha hai
sudha- chhote maalik main apko batati hoon
pehle aap apni paint utaariye

शानदार जबरदस्त Anam ji

 

[Damayanti]

sudha- kyun aapko achcha nahi laga
dilip- 1 ghanta late aati ho aur puchti ho achchha nahi laga
sudha- woh tayyar hone mein 1 ghanta lag gaya
dilip-achchha aao andar
sudha andar aa gayi
main door lock kar diya
bed pe baitho pehle tum se ek jaruri baat karni hai
sudha- ji wohi karne to aayi hoon
dilip- abhi chudai wali baat nahi karni hai
main itna bada mahapurush nahi hoon
ki ek jawan khubsurat ladki mujhe chudai ke baare mein bataye aur main behekoo na
sudha apni taarif sunke sharma gayi
ab suno yeh jaruri baat hai
beech mein tokna mat

mera ek dost hai uski behen ki shaadi ko 2 saal ho gaye usko abhi tak bachcha nahi huwa isliye uska
pati dusri shaadi karna chahta hai
sudha- chhote maalik aapko pata hai
bachcha kaise hota hai aur kahan se nikalta hai
dilip- haa pata hai
bachcha shaadi karne se hota hai
aur maa ke pet se nikalta hai
sudha- chhote maalik aap kitne bhole hain
dilip- yeh tum taarif kar rahi ho ya taana maar rahi ho
sudha- taarif kar rahi hoon baba
dilip- ab batao bhi main apne dost ko waada kiya hai ki main uski madad karunga
sudha- yeh bataiye ki uski pati ne ya usne doctor se baat ki hai
dilip- chhhi yeh sab baat bhi koi doctor se karta hai
sudha- aap pehle bataiye toh
dilip- mujhe nahi lagta ki undono ne doctor se iss baare mein baat ki hai
sudha- aap apne dost ko boliye ki woh apni behen ko doctor se dikhane ke liye bole
aur apni behen ko bole sirf aapko doctor se dikhana hai
dilip- aisa kyun
sudha- isse do baate saaf hogi
pehli agar uski behen ka report theek aya toh iska matlab
uski behen mein koi kami nahi hai
dusri isse yeh baat saaf ho jayegi ki kami uske behen ke pati mein hai
dilip- isse achchha toh dono ek saath doctor ko dikhaye
sudha- aisa nahi kar sakte kisi bhi mard ko yeh bola jaaye ki kami usmein hai uski patni mein nahi woh mard apni jaan de dega lekin yeh kabhie nahi swikaar karega
ki kami usmein hai
haa kuch mard hote hain jo yeh baat swikaar bhi karte hain
aur apna ilaaj bhi karwate hain
sudha- uska pati maanega hi nahi
ki kami usmein hai
aur agar woh ladki chahti hai
ki uski zindagi barbaad na ho toh use kisi aur mard se chudwana hoga
aur uska bachcha paida karna hoga
dilip- kyaaaaaaaaa.......
dilip- par bachcha toh shaadi ke baad hota hain na
sudha- nahi chhote maalik
mujhe chudai ke baare mein jitna pata hai main apko batati hoon
aur aap chup chaap sunenge
dilip- [sudha ko aise bolte dekh
meri bolti band ho gai]
theek hai
sudha- aap apne saare kapre utaar dijiye
aur bed pe lait jaaiye
dilip- aaj pehli baar mujhe sharam aa rahi thi
main apna shirt utara paint utara aur apna underwear bhi utar diya
main main bed pe lait gaya
sudha apni saree utarne lagi mera lund apni aukaat mein aane laga
ab sudha apna blouse utaarne lagi
mere dil badi teji se dhadak raha tha
sudha apna peticot ka naada khola
peticot ek jhtake mein neeche gira
sudha ne chhoti chaddi pehni huwi thi laal rang ki
sudha ne haath peeche le jaake hook khola
aur apne doodh ko azaad kar diya
sudha apni chaddi utaarne jab usne apni chaddi utaari
mera man kiya abhi jaake sudha ko apni baaho mein le loon
main baar baar apne aap ko samjha raha tha
sudha mere paas aane lagi
sudha-ab main jaise karu aap bhi waise hi karna
dilip- sudha mere hont chusne lagi
[yeh sab to mujhe pata hai
tabhi mere lund ki awaj mere kanoo mein padi
mere lund ne mujhe 3 4 gali di
aur dhamki bhi di
agar abhi kuch socha hai tune
toh kabhie khada nahi hounga]
main bhi sudha ke hont chusne laga
sudha jaise mere hont chus rahi thi
main bhi waise choosne laga
sudha ab mere upari honth choos rahi thi
main waise hi sudha ke nichle hont chusne laga
ab meri saans atakne lagi thi
phir bhi main sudha ke hont chusta raha
jab sudha ko bardasht nahi hua toh sudha ne mere hont se apne hont alag kiya
hum dono zor zor se saans lene laga
sudha- chhote maalik aapne kiss kyun nahi toda
dilip- kiss matlab
sudha- yeh jo hum abhi ek dusre ke hont chus rahe the use kiss kehte hain
jab aapko lage ki aap aur kiss nahi kar payenge toh aap kiss tod dena
kyunki har ladki chahti hai ke jo use kiss kar raha hai wo kiss pehle tode
dilip- theek hai
sudha phir se mujhe kiss karne lagi
sudha ne ab mere munh mein apni juban daaldi
main uski juban chusne laga
ab woh meri juban chusne lagi
main apne hont alag kiye
hum dono apni saanso ko controle karne lage
sudha- yeh hum abhi ek dusre ki jubaan chus ke kya kar rahe the
dilip- kiss
sudha- kiss nahi french kiss
dilip- achcha
sudha- ab main letti hoon aap ko jo aata hai kijiye
main beech mein aapko batati rahungi
dilip- main sudha ke right gaal ko chumne laga
ab main apne haath sudha ke doodh rakh diye
aur sehlane laga
main sudha ke left gaal ko chusne laga
main sudha ke gaal se apne hont hatake
sudha ki gardan pe rakh ke chusne laga
sudha moan karne lagi
ab main sudha ki gardan chuste hue sudha ke doodh ko dheere dheere dabane laga
ab main sudha ke doodh zor se dabane laga
sudha meri peeth pe haath pher rahi thi
main apne hont sudha ki gardan se hatake sudha ke left doodh pe rakh diya aur chusne laga
ab main sudha ke right doodh ko chuste sudha ka left doodh dabane laga
ab main doodh ke nipple ko apne daanto mein phansaya dusre dudh ke nipple ko apne do ungli mein
phansake kheenchne laga
main apna dusra haath sudha ki choot pe rakh ke sehlane laga
sudha apn haat apne munh pe rakhe huwi thi
ab main zor zor se sudha ke doodh choosne laga
main ab sudha ki choot ki taraf badh raha tha ki sudha ne mujhe rok diya
sudha- ab meri nabhi mein juban daalke chusiye
dilip- [mujhe ajeeb laga
tabhi mera lund chillaya]
main jaldi se sudha ki nabhi mein juban daalke chusne laga
main apne haath sudha doodh pe rakhke dabane laga
main sudha ki nabhi mein teji se juban chalane laga
sudha se ab bardash nahi ho raha tha
sudha ne mujhe roka
main sudha ki choot ki taraf badha
apne dono haath se sudha ki choot ko phailaya
aur apni jubaan nikaal ke chaatne laga
chusne laga
main sudha ki choot chuste hue
sudha ki choot mein do ungli ghusa di aur andar bahar karne laga
main apna dusra haath sudha ke doodh pe rakh ke dabane laga
sudha- aur zor se chhote maalik mera paani nikalne wala hai
main jor se sudha ki choot chuste hue sudha
ki choot mein ungli andar bahar karne laga
sudha apne dono haath mere sar pe rakhke apni choot pe dabane lagi
main apni gati aur tez kardi
tabhi sudha chhote maalik kehti hui jhadne lagi
uski choot se kuch chipchipa sa nikla
aur mere munh mein chala gaya main apna munh hata hi nahi paya
pehle toh thodi ulti aayi
phir main socha ab toh munh mein chala gaya hai
main sudha ki choot chaat chaat ke woh chhpchipa saa paani pee gaya
sudha- chhote maalik aaj se jyada maja kabhie nahi aaya
dilip- tumhe achchha laga
sudha- achchha nahi bahut achchha laga
dilip- yeh chipchipa sa kya hai
sudha- yeh virya hai ese english mein sperm kehte hain
isi se bachcha paida hota hai
dilip- matlab mere lund se bhi esa hi virya niklega
toh phir aadmi ko bachcha paida kyun nahi hota
sudha- aap mujhe chodenge tab main apko bataungi
bahut khuji ho rahi hai choot mein
dilip- kal hi toh chudwa rahi thi
sudha- woh bhi mere pati ke tarah jaldi jhad jata hai
mera pati 5 minute mein jhad jata hai
aur woh 10 minute mein
jab se aap ka lund ko dekha hai
jaldi chodiye na.......

Kamuk update hai

 

[andyking302]

[ab us hitler ke paas kaun jaaye yaar]
main himmat karke chal diya shaheed hone....
dilip- main pahuncha bade mama ke ghar
darban andar gaya
darban- chaliye maalik apko andar bula rahe hain
dilip- main bade mama badi mami aur choti maasi ko pranam kiya
b mama- aao baitho
dilip- main baith gaya
b mama- kaise ho tum
dilip- main theek hoon
b mama- lo chai piyo
dilip- main chai peene laga
b mama- hum chahte hain tum humare yahan aake raho
dilip- mere haath se chai ka cup gir gaya
aur chai mere paint pe gir gaya
b mama- vanya jaldi se doctor ko bulao
vanya bhaag ke doctor bulane gai
[yahan pe aapko bata dun bade mama ka ek family doctor hai jo haveli mein hi rehta hai uski wife bhi
doctor hai ]
dilip- main theek hoon thakur sahab
b mama- mere room mein jaake change karo
ise mera room dikhao naukar se
naukar mujhe mama ji ke room mein le gaya
dilip- tum jao
main kabad mein paint dhundne laga
ek paint main uthaya
main apni pant utara toh dekha laal nishaan ho gaya tha
mera underwear bhi kharab ho gaya
main underwear utar diya
aur apne lund ko pakad ke dekhne laga kahin jala toh nahi hai
main apne lund ko dekh raha tha ki badi maami andar aa gayi
main jab badi maami ko dekha toh main but ban gaya
[ab kya hoga kahin badi maami ne kuch aur samajh liya toh]
main soch mein gum tha
badi maami ankhein phaad phaad ke mere lund ko dekh rahi thi
jab main hosh mein aaya toh main bathroom mein ghus gaya door lock karke lambi lambi saanse lene
laga
main apne jale hue jagah ko pani se dhoya
ek baar phir lambi saans li aur paint pehen ke bahar aaya
dilip- b mami room mein nahi thi
[aaj ka din hi kharaab hai]
main bahar aa gaya
badi maami bahar nahi dikh rahi thi
doctor aa gaya tha
doctor ne mujhe dawai aur cream di
doctor- thakur sahab ab ijazat chahoonga
b mama- dhanywaad doctor sahab
[doctor chala gaya]
dilip- thakur sahab main badi naani se pooch ke bataunga
b mama- hum kal ayenge badi maa se baat karne
dilip- [unhone mujhe bike ki key di]
main jaate waqt dekha vanya ke ankhon mein ansu the jo woh sabse chupane ki koshish kar rahi thi
main bike pe baitha aur chal diya ghar
jab main ghar pahuncha toh badi naani hall mein hi baithi thi
b naani- kahan tha mera beta 3 ghante se
dilip- main badi naani ko sab bata diya
[ badi maami wala incident chhod ke]
b naani- toh kal dharmesh aa rahe hain
tu baith main tere liye khana leke aati hoon
dilip- main aur badi naani ne khana khaya
main upar apne room mein aa gaya
iss baar maine door lock kiya
apni paint utaar ke cream lagane laga
cream laga ke underwear mein hi let gaya
mujhe aaj subah ki baat yaad aayi jab madam ne mujhe bhi principle jaisa ghatiya
aadmi samajh liya
iss principle ko main chhodunga nahi
aur main so gaya.....
dilip- raat ko 2 baje pyaas ki wajah se meri neend khuli
aaj ka din toh din raat bhi kharab hai
paani bhi nahi tha
main paint pehna aur neeche gaya paani lene
main kitchen mein gaya
paani piya main upar jaane laga tabhi servent quarter ki light jali huwi dikhi
maine socha itni raat ko chudai hi kar rahe honge
[ek baar jaake dekhta hoon]
main gaya khidki khuli thi aur gate band tha
main khidki se jhaank ke dekha
toh kya dekha humari naukrani sudha ko uska pati nahi
humara koi aur naukar chod raha tha
main gate knock kiya
aur chup gaya
tabhi kisi ke chalne ki awaaz aayi
yeh naukar 2 tha jo bhaag raha tha
naukar 2 khidki se kudke apne quarter mein bhaag gya
main phir door knock kiya
gate sudha ne khola
sudha- chhote malik aap
dilip- main bina kuch bole andar gaya
sudha- aapko kuch chahiye
dilip- tumhara pati kahan hai
sudha- wwwoh wwwoh
dilip- kya wwoh laga rakha hai batao
sudha ne bed ke neeche ishara kiya
main bed ke neeche dekha toh sudha ka pati kharrate le raha tha
isko kya hua
main use hilaya e sukhiya
e sukhiya
sudha- chhote maalik woh abhi nahi uthenge
dilip- kyun kya kiya tume iske saath
sudha- chhote maalik unko neend ki goli di hai
dilip- yeh toh mujhe pata hai ke tum kisi aur ke saath munh kaala kar rahi thi
yeh baat main b naani ko na bataoon iski tum mujhe 1 wajah do
sudha- chhote maalik aap yeh baat b thakurain ko nahi batenge
dilip- lekin tum bataogi wajah yeh sab karne ki
sudha- chhote maalik woh sukhiya mujhe khush nahi rakh pata hai
dilip- tumhare paas achche kapde hain tumhare paas gahne bhi hain tumhe kisi baat ki takleef nahi
hai
sudha- chhote maalik sukhiya mujhe chudai mein khush nahi kar pata hai
dilip- kya bol rahi ho mujhe kuch samajh nahi aaraha hai
sudha- chhote maalik main apko batati hoon
pehle aap apni paint utaariye

Nice

 

[Damayanti]

dilip- sudha ne apni gaand ke neeche takiya rakha
main sudha ki choot pe apna lund set kiya aur halka dabaw daalne laga
lund andar jaa hi nahi raha tha
[yeh toh mera popat ho raha hai]
upar se lund mein bhi dard ho raha tha
main sudha ko dekha
sudha- chhote maalik aap apne lund ko pakadiye aur halka dhakka mariye phir waisa hi ek aur dhaka
mariye phir ek baar mein pura daal dijiyega
aur bina ruke aage peeche kijiyega
dilip- main apne lund ko pakda aur halka dhakka maara
mere lund ka aage wala bhaag andar gaya
main ek aur dhakka maara
ab mera aadha lund sudha ki choot mein tha
sudha- ab aage peeche kijiye iske aage jab aap meri choot mein lund daalenge toh mujhe dard hoga
jab main apni kamar hilaun toh samajh jaiyega ki mujhe maja aa raha hai aur mujhe kiss karte hue jor
jor se dhakke maariyega
rukiyega nahi
mere doodh bhi chusiyega
meri choot ke dane ko sehlaiyeg
dilip- main sudha ki kamar pakad ke apne aadhe lund ko sudha ki choot mein aage peeche karne
laga
10 minute baad sudha apni kamar hilane lagi main samajh gaya sudha ko maja aa raha hai
main sudha ke hont pe apne hont rakh diya
aur puri taqat ke saath dhakka maara
mera lund sudha ki choot ko cheerta huwa kisi cheej se takaraya
sudha ki cheekh mere munh me hi dab gayi
sudha tadap rahi thi
main apna lund sudha ki choot ke munh tak nikaala aur pel diya
ab main ek haath se sudha ke doodh daba raha tha
aur ek haath se sudha ki choot sehla raha tha
main halka halka dhakka lagane laga
jab sudha ne phir se apni kamar hilana shuru kiya
main sudha ki kamar ko pakda
aur jor jor se dhakke lagane laga
sudha- chhote maalik aur jor se kijiye
dilip- abhi toh cheekh rahi thi
sudha- chhote maalik apka lund toh randi ki bhi cheekh nikaal dega
poore room mein sudha ki siski aur thap thap ki awaz goonj rahi thi
ab mere pair dard karne lage the
sudha mere pair dard kar rahe hain
sudha- chhote maalik ab aap let jaaiye
dilip- main apna lund sudha ki choot se bahar nikaala aur let gaya
sudha ne apna munh meri taraf kiya aur apni choot ko mere khade lund pe rakhke baithne lagi
sudha dheere baith rahi thi main sudha ki kamar pakada
isse pehle ki sudha kuch samajh paati main apna lund sudha ki choot mein pel diya
sudha apne munh pe haath rakhe huwi thi
main apni kamar niche upar karne laga
sudha tum jee kholke chilla sakti ho
mere room se awaj bahar nahi jaati
sudha jor jor se kuch bolne lagi
meri toh kuch samaj nahi aa raha tha
ab meri bhi paani nikalne wala tha main sudha ki choot mein hi jhadne laga
sudha bhi mere saath jhadne lage
main aur sudha jor jor se saanse lene lage
ab batao bachcha kaise paida hota hai
sudha- jaise aap meri choot chudai karne mein jhade hain
waise hi main maa ban jaungi
dilip- iska matlab ab tum maa ban jaogi
sudha- nahi main pregnency ki goli khaa lungi
usse bachcha paida nahi hota
jab aap kisi kunwari ladki ko chodenge
toh apne lund pe tel ya cream laga lijiyega aap apni 1 ungli dheere dheere uski choot mein daalenge
aur age peeche karenge jab aap ko lage ki woh jhadne wali hai toh aap apne lund se waise hi chudai
karenge jaise aapne meri ki hai
pehli baar jab koi kunwari ladki chudi hai toh uski choot se khoon nikalta hai
toh dariyega mat
hamesha apne paas yeh dono goli rakhiyega
ek pregnency ki hai aur dusri pain killer hai
chudai ke baad yeh dhyan rakhiyega ke woh koi bhi ho aap ke
samne pregnency wali goli khaye
ab dusri baat yeh lijiye yeh condom hai
jab bhi aap kisi chudi hui ladki ya aurat ko chode
toh ise apne lund pe lagake use chodiyega
[sudha ne mere lund pe condom laga diya]
aur haan jab aap kisi aurat ko chode toh uski choot chaat chaat ke uska pani nikaliyega
aur usse bhi apna lund chuswaiyega
dilip- ab main samajh gaya
agar mere dost ki behen mein kami nahi huwi
toh use kisi aur se chudwana hoga
sudha- haa
dilip- agar woh nahi maani toh
sudha- toh aapko use seduce karna hoga
matlab aap ko usse apne jaal mein phansake kareeb ek hafta roj bina condom ke aur pregnency wali
goli ke chodna hoga
dilip- main yeh sab nahi karunga main apne dost ko dhoka nahi dunga
sudha- achcha aap sochiye agar woh tayyar ho gayi kisi aur chudwane ko
toh koi na koi use chodega hi
aur uska fayda uthaye toh
dilip- use jaan se maar dunga
sudha- isi liye toh keh rahi hoon
aapko hi use chodna padega
dilip- aur agar usmein kami huwi toh
sudha- toh uska pati dusri shaadi kar lega
aur uski jindagi barbaad ho jayegi
dilip- sudha yeh kehke chali gayi aur mere dimag mein yehi baat ghoomne lagi
mere dost ki behen ki jindagi barbaad ho jayegi
main time dekha toh 2am
main paint pehna apna room theek kiya
ab 3am
main so gaya.,,.......
dilip- subah 8 baje meri aankh khuli
main utha nahaya dhoya tayyar hoke neeche jaane laga
tabhi sudha seedhi se upar aati huwi dikhi
sudha- chhote maalik aapse baat karni hai
hum dono mere room mein aaye
dilip- batao kya baat hai
sudha ne apni gardan neeche kar li
sudha- main aapse jhut nahi bolna chahti
aapko pata hai maine apko sex karna kyun sikhaya
dilip- nahi pata lekin itna bharosa hai ke tum mujhe dhoka nahi dogi
sudha- mujhe kisi se badla lena hai
jo aap mere chhote maalik mere liye lenge
dilip- kaisa badla
sudha main aisa koi galat kaam nahi karunga jisse meri badi naani ko takleef ho
sudha- chhote maalik aap ko meri kahani sunke yeh faisla karna hoga
ki aap meri madad karenge ke nahin
sudha meri ankhon mein dekhne lagi
dilip- sudha pehle main apne dost ki madad kar lun
phir tumhari kahani bhi sununga
agar mujhe sahi laga toh main tumhare liye badla bhi lunga
[sach baat yeh thi ke sudha ke ankhon mein abhi ansuon ka sailaab aya hua tha
uski ankhon mein ek aisa dard tha
jise shayad main samajh nahi paya
lekin mera dil samajh gaya
meri badi naani kehti hain ke agar kisi baat ka hal na nikle
toh us baat ko thode samay ke liye taal dena chahiye ]
ab tum jao aur apna khyal rakhna
sudha meri taraf badhi aur mere hont pe kiss kiya
sudha- aap bhi apna khyal rakhna chhote maalik
dilip- sudha neeche chali gayi
main bhi neeche gaya
badi naani mai jor se 3 4 baar awaj di
tabhi piche se
kyun itni jor se badi maa ko awaj de rahe ho
main piche muda
[mar gaya yeh toh hitler hai
kuch soch dilip warna tera yeh hitler mama tera dil nikaal lega]
idea
main bade mama ke paas gaya aur unke pair chhue
b mama- khush rahiye
dilip- badi naani bhi aagai
[bach gaya]
badi naani hum kab jayenge
b naani- bas beta 30 minute mein
dilip- [mujhe yaha se khisak lena chahiye]
badi naani main bahar baitha hoon
b naani- beta ek kaam kar tu apni bike pe nikal
main aur tere bade mama aate hain
dilip- theek hai badi maa main wahan se nikla
bike pe baitha aur chal diya bade mama ke ghar
aaj pehli baar darban ne mujhe nahi roka
main andar gaya aur
b maami ko namaste kiya
b maami mujhse najre chura rahi thi
b maami .. chhoti maasi priya aur vanya kahan hai
b maami- vanya school gayi hai aur
simita aur priya wapas shahar chale gaye
dilip- aap mujhse naraj hain
b maami- nahi
dilip- aap ne mujhe abhi tak paani ke liye bhi nahi pucha
b maami- abhi laati hoon
dilip- nahi maami main toh aise hi bol diya
main ab iss ghar ka sadasya hoon
koi mehmaan thodi hoon
badi maami muskuradi
mera kamra kaunsa hai
b maami- yeh hai tumhara room
dilip- bahut achchha hai
pehle kiska tha
b maami- yeh tumhara hi kamra hai
ab tum aaram karo
dilip-yeh kehke badi maami chali gayi
main apna kamra dekhne laga
kamra bahut achcha tha
mere liye kapde shoes cream oil yaha tak ke mere underwear tak the kamre mein
main socha vinay se mil leta hoon
main bahar aaya badi maami shayad apne kamre mein thi
main badi maami ke kamre pe pahuncha toh badi maami bra aur panty pehne hue apni saari kabad
mein se nikaal rahi thi
mere toh hosh hi ud gaye
mujhe sudha ko nanga dekhne mein jitna maja aaya tha
usse kahin jyada mujhe badi maami ko bra aur panty mein dekh maja aarah tha
main ektak badi maami ke peeth ko dekh raha tha
badi maami ek dum gori thi
[tabhi mere dimaag ne mere lund ko 2 4 gaaliyan di aur kaha apni aukaat mein reh woh badi maami
hai
warna tu kabhie khada nahi ho payega]
main waha se bhaaga kitchen mein 3 gilaas paani piya
main kitchen se nikla toh badi maami neeli saari mein sofe pe baithi thi
badi maami main apne dost ke yahan jaa raha hun
badi maami ne gardan haan mein hila di
main bike pe baitha aur chal diya vinay ke ghar
vinay kaisa hai tu
vinay- theek hoon bhaiya
dilip- maa kaisi hai
vinay- wo bhi theek hai
dilip- mujhe didi se milna hai
vinay- theek hai chaliye
dilip- chal baith bike pe
vinay bike pe baith gaya woh mujhe raasta batata gaya
main bike chalata raha
aakhir 2 gaon paar karke hum didi ke sasuraal pahunch gaye
yahan pe main bata dun meri aur vinay ki dosti 10 saal se hai
lekin badi naani ne mujhe bahar ghumne se mana kiya tha
isi liye gaon ke kuch log hi mujhe jaante hain......
Vinay ki didi bhi mujhe nahi jaanti hai
aaj pehli baar main vinay ki didi ko dekhunga....
vinay apni didi ko awaj dene laga
vinay ki didi bahar aayi
vkd- mera bhaiya kaisa hai tu aur maa kaisi hai
vinay- main theek hoon aur maa bhi theek hai
didi meri taraf dekhne lagi
didi yeh chhote maalik hain
dilip- main didi ko namaste kiya
didi ne bhi mujhe namaste kiya
main vinay ko bola ek jaruri baat karni hai
vinay- didi aap andar jao hum abhi aate hain
dilip- maine ek jordaar mukka vinay ki peeth pe mara
dost bolne mein sharam aati hai
vinay- munh se nikal gaya
dilip- achchha sun yeh le
1000 ke do note
vinay- yeh kis liye
dilip- dekh pehli baar main didi ke ghar aaya hoon aur ko gift bhi nahi laya
tu jaa aur didi ke liye ek achchi si sari leke aa
vinay- uske liye toh shheher jana padega
shheher jane aane mein 2 ghante toh lag hi jayenge
dilip- [2 nahi 3 ghante lagenge]
tu jata hai ya ek aur mukka marun
vinay- abhi leke aata hoon
dilip- main ghar ke andar gaya
didi ne mujhe pani diya
main pani peene laga
vkd- vinay kahan hai
dilip- thodi der mein aa jayega
didi mujhe aapse kuch baat karni hai
vkd- jee kahiye
dilip- aap jija jee se jyada pyar karti hain ya apne bhai se
vkd- jee yeh kaisa sawal hai
dilip- bas aap jawab dijiye
vkd- main ek pativarta stri hoon mere liye sabse pehle mere pati aate hain
dilip- toh aapka matlab hai ki kal agar aapke bhai mein ya aapke pati mein se kisi ek ko chunna pade
toh aap apne pati ko chunengi
vkd- aisa kya hua hai jo aap aisi baatein kar rahe hain
dilip- kya fayda jab aap ko apne bhai ki chinta hi nahi hai
vkd- nahi aap bataiye mujhe janna hai
dilip- main didi ko sari baat bata di
didi rone lagi
vkd- yeh kya ho gaya meri wajah se kahin mere bhai ki jindagi na barbaad ho jaye
dilip- aisa kuch nahi hoga maine kuch socha hai
aap ko pehle kisi doctor se apna checkup karwana hoga
vkd- kyun
dilip- doctor se checkup karwane pe humen yeh pata chalega ki kami aap mein hai ya jija jee mein
vkd- isse kya hoga kami mujhme ho ya na ho
yeh dusri shaadi karenge hi
dilip- aur vinay barbaad ho jayega
vkd- yeh aap kya bol rahe hain chhote maalik
dilip- didi agar aap apna checkup karwayegi toh ho sakta hai iska koi ilaaj ho
main vinay ko apna bhai maanta hoo
isi wajah se aap meri didi hui
meri yeh baat maan lijiye
aur main didi ke pair pakad liya
vkd- mere pair chhodiye chhote maalik
dilip- aap jab tak haan nahi kahengi main apke pair nahi chhodunga
vkd- chhote maalik mere pair chhodiye
dilip- mere liye nahi toh apne bhai ke liye hi maan jaiye
vkd-theek hai main tayyar hoon
dilip- main didi ka pair chhod diya
vkd- aaj main mere pati se baat karungi
dilip- kaun si baat
vkd- yahi doctor se checkup karwane ki
dilip- aap jija jee se kuch bhi nahi kahengi
vkd- kyun
didi mujhe ghurne lagi
dilip- apko doctor se dikhane ke liye
jija jee kabhi nahi maanenge
vkd- woh mere pati hain
main unko kisi bhi tarah mana lungi
dilip- woh apke pati hone se pehle ek mard hain
[didi meri baat samajh gayi ke main kya kehna chahta hoon]
vkd- phir bhi main unko bataoongi
dilip- [didi toh maan hi nahi rahi hain
ek baar aur koshish karta hoon]
theek hai aap jija jee ko bata dena
usse pehle aap ko meri ek baat sunni hogi
didi ne apni gardan haa mein hilayi
maan lijiye apne jija jee ko mana liya
doctor ne apka checkup kiya
aapka report sahi aaya toh
vkd- kya matlab
dilip- matlab aap mein kami hogi toh aap apna ilaaj karwa lengi
lekin jija jee kabhie apna ilaaj nahi karwayenge
aur dusri shaadi karenge
vinay barbad ho jayega
aur maa aap dono ke dukh mein mar jayengi
vkd- nahi main karaungi apna checkup
par inko kya kahungi
doctor toh sheher mein hai
yeh kabhie nahi maanenge
dilip- aap jija jee ko boliye
ki maa ki tabiyat kharab hai
aap ko gaon jana hai
jija jee jab aapse puche ki kitne din ke liye jaana hai
toh aap keh dena 1 mahina toh lag hi jayega
vkd- theek hai main inko mana lungi
main khana banati hoon
dilip- 1 ghante baad
dekhiye vinay bhi aa gaya
vinay- didi yeh lo
aapke liye
didi gift ko kholne lagi
usme ek khubsurat saari thi
vkd- bhaiya yeh toh bahut mehngi hai 1700 rupye ki
tere paas itne paise kahan se aaye
vinay- didi yeh toh
dilip- tabhi main vinay ka haath pakda
didi yeh hum dono ki taraf se hai
vkd- aap dono baitho main khana lagati hoon
dilip- hum dono ne khana
hum ne didi ko bye bola
main bike chalane laga
achcha vinay tu ek ghanta late kaise huwa
vinay- kya batau bhaiya
1 ghanta jane mein laga
dukan pe gaya toh koi sari pasand hi nahi aa rahi thi
ek aurat ne meri madad ki
1 ghanta dukaan mein laga gaya
dilip- main apni hansi controle kar raha tha
main vinay ko ghar chhoda aur chal pada mera naya ghar jo hitler ka tha
jab main gate pe pahuncha
darban- chhote maalik kahan the aap 5 ghante se thakur ji bahut gusse mein hai
dilip- yeh sunke meri halat kharab ho gayi....,..

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[andyking302]

dilip- kaisi aurat ho tum abhi tum kisi gair mard se chudwa rahi thi
ab mujhe apni paint utaarne ko bol rahi ho
sudha- aapko janna hai na ke main sukhiya ko dhoka kyun de rahi hoon
dilip- haan lekin ismein paint utaarne ki baat kahan se aa gayi
tum aise hi bata do
sudha- aise aap nahi samjhenge
dilip- dekho sudha agar tum mujhe fansane ka soch rahi ho toh
tumhare liye achcha nahi hoga
sudha- chhote maalik main apko bas apni stithi samjhana chahti hoon
iske liye aap ko paint utaarna hi hoga
dilip- kya musibat hai
achcha chalo mere room mein
sudha- kyun yahan kyun nahi
dilip- bas aise hi
sudha- chaliye
dilip- ruko pehle bahar dekho koi hai toh nahi
sudha- aap dekhiye na
dilip- are main bahar jaaunga aur agar koi bahar huwa woh mujhe tumhare quarter se nikalte dekha
toh
sudha- theek hai main dekhti hoon
sudha ne bahar jaake achche se dekha
sudha- bahar koi nahi hai
dilip- pehle light band kar do
main aur sudha dabe paon upar mere room mein pahunche
main gate andar se lock kiya
sudha- ab utariye apni pain
dilip- tumhen badi jaldi hai hai
main apni paint utaar diya
sudha- yeh bhi toh utariye
dilip- main apna underwear utar diya
sudha mere lund ko dekhti rah gayi
main socha shayad jale huwe nishaan ko dekh rahi hai
dilip- kya dekh rahi ho
sudha- yeh yeh kya hai
dilip- [main gusse mein]
lund hai aur kya hai
do do mardon se chudwati ho aur pooch rahi ho yeh kya hai
sudha dar se sehem gayi
sudha- chhote maalik aap gussa mat kijiye
aap bed pe lait jao
dilip- main bed pe lait gaya
sudha mere pair ke yahan pe baith gayi aur mere lund ko apne haath se sehlane lagi
mere sharir mein current daud gaya
sudha ab mere lund ko mutthi mein pakad ke upar niche karne lagi
maze se meri ankhein band ho gayi
ab sudha aur zor se mere lund ko upar niche karne lagi
sudha-[chhote maalik toh jhadne ka naam hi nahi le rahe hain]
dilip- aur zor se karo sudha
bahut maza aa raha hai
tabhi mujhe laga mera peshaab nikal jayega
aisa laga mere sharir ka sara khoon mere lund mein jama ho gaya hai
aur woh khoon mere lund se bahar nikalne ko machal raha ho
sudha mera peshaab nikalne wala hai
sudha ne jhat se mera lund chhor diya
mujhe aisa laga ki kisi ne mujhse meri sabse badi khushi chhin li ho
gussa bhi bahut aa raha thamaine jab apni ankhein kholi toh meri ankhein laal ho gayi thi.....
dilip- main sudha ki taraf badhne laga
sudha piche hatne lagi
chhote maalik
sudha ne mujhe awaz di
main abhi bhi gusse mein tha
chhote maalik
sudha ne phir se mujhe awaz di
sudha ne mujhe dhakka diya main hosh mein aaya
sudha- chhote maalik aap gussa mat kijiye
dilip- sudha mujhe samajh aa gaya hai
ki tum apne pati pe gussa ho par yeh batao tum kisi aur ke saath chudai kaise kar sakti ho
sudha- chhote maalik main apko batati hoon
jab ladke kam umar mein behek jaate hai
aur muth marte hain
toh unke jism ka vikaas ruk jaata hai
isi wajah se ladke jab chudai karte hai toh hum ladkiyo se pehle hi unka paani nikal jaata
dilip- toh iska matlab tum jo mere lund ko pakad ke upar niche kar rahi thi use muth marna kehte hai
sudha- chhote maalik iska matlab aap sach mein chudai ke baare mein kuch nahi jaante hain
dilip- chudai kaise karte hain
woh main janta hoon
baaki sab baatein nahi pata
sudha- achcha kaise karte hai chudai
mujhe bhi toh bataiye
dilip- batata hoon
jahan tak mujhe pata hai
sabse pehle ladki khushi khushi chudai kare
ladki ke saath zabardasti karna ladki ko garam karke chodna
ladki ko pyar ke jaal mein phansake chodna
kuch ladke ladki ke saath pyaar ka natak karte hai
ladke ladkiyon ko bolte hain ke humari shaadi toh ho hi jaye
phir us ladki ke saath chudai karte hain
kuch ladke shaadi kar lete hain
kuch apne maa baap ki duhai deke ladki se peecha chuda lete hain
jo ladkiyan himmat wali hoti hain woh dhoka milne pe zindagi bhar pachtati hain
jab un ladkiyo ki shaadi hoti hai toh unko apne pati mein bura insaan dikhta hai
iski sajaa un ladko ko milti hai jo seedhe hote hain
jo ladkiyan himmat haar jati hai woh sucide kar leti hain
ab ladko ke baare mein batata hoon
ladko ko achcha mahaul mile toh unke dimaag mein kabhi bhi chudai ki baat nahi aayegi
ladke bhi kisi se sachcha pyar karte hain
lekin ladki dhokha de deti hai
ladke bhi isi gum ko leke zindagi bhar jeete hain
kuch ladke sucide bhi kar lete hai
ladke aur ladkiyan dono yeh baat bhool jaate hain
unke maa baap jo unhe pyar karte hai
maa jo use apne khoon se seechti hai
baap jo uske liye apna pasina bahata hai
woh unke liye jiye
rahi baat unki jinke maa baap nahi hote
ya unke jinke maa baap hote hue bhi nahi hote
unhe aane wale sukhi kal ke liye jeena chahiye
sudha- waah chhote maalik lekin aap ek baat bataiye aap bhi toh ladke hain
aapko yeh pata hai ke chudai kaise karte hain

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[andyking302]

sudha- kyun aapko achcha nahi laga
dilip- 1 ghanta late aati ho aur puchti ho achchha nahi laga
sudha- woh tayyar hone mein 1 ghanta lag gaya
dilip-achchha aao andar
sudha andar aa gayi
main door lock kar diya
bed pe baitho pehle tum se ek jaruri baat karni hai
sudha- ji wohi karne to aayi hoon
dilip- abhi chudai wali baat nahi karni hai
main itna bada mahapurush nahi hoon
ki ek jawan khubsurat ladki mujhe chudai ke baare mein bataye aur main behekoo na
sudha apni taarif sunke sharma gayi
ab suno yeh jaruri baat hai
beech mein tokna mat

mera ek dost hai uski behen ki shaadi ko 2 saal ho gaye usko abhi tak bachcha nahi huwa isliye uska
pati dusri shaadi karna chahta hai
sudha- chhote maalik aapko pata hai
bachcha kaise hota hai aur kahan se nikalta hai
dilip- haa pata hai
bachcha shaadi karne se hota hai
aur maa ke pet se nikalta hai
sudha- chhote maalik aap kitne bhole hain
dilip- yeh tum taarif kar rahi ho ya taana maar rahi ho
sudha- taarif kar rahi hoon baba
dilip- ab batao bhi main apne dost ko waada kiya hai ki main uski madad karunga
sudha- yeh bataiye ki uski pati ne ya usne doctor se baat ki hai
dilip- chhhi yeh sab baat bhi koi doctor se karta hai
sudha- aap pehle bataiye toh
dilip- mujhe nahi lagta ki undono ne doctor se iss baare mein baat ki hai
sudha- aap apne dost ko boliye ki woh apni behen ko doctor se dikhane ke liye bole
aur apni behen ko bole sirf aapko doctor se dikhana hai
dilip- aisa kyun
sudha- isse do baate saaf hogi
pehli agar uski behen ka report theek aya toh iska matlab
uski behen mein koi kami nahi hai
dusri isse yeh baat saaf ho jayegi ki kami uske behen ke pati mein hai
dilip- isse achchha toh dono ek saath doctor ko dikhaye
sudha- aisa nahi kar sakte kisi bhi mard ko yeh bola jaaye ki kami usmein hai uski patni mein nahi woh mard apni jaan de dega lekin yeh kabhie nahi swikaar karega
ki kami usmein hai
haa kuch mard hote hain jo yeh baat swikaar bhi karte hain
aur apna ilaaj bhi karwate hain
sudha- uska pati maanega hi nahi
ki kami usmein hai
aur agar woh ladki chahti hai
ki uski zindagi barbaad na ho toh use kisi aur mard se chudwana hoga
aur uska bachcha paida karna hoga
dilip- kyaaaaaaaaa.......
dilip- par bachcha toh shaadi ke baad hota hain na
sudha- nahi chhote maalik
mujhe chudai ke baare mein jitna pata hai main apko batati hoon
aur aap chup chaap sunenge
dilip- [sudha ko aise bolte dekh
meri bolti band ho gai]
theek hai
sudha- aap apne saare kapre utaar dijiye
aur bed pe lait jaaiye
dilip- aaj pehli baar mujhe sharam aa rahi thi
main apna shirt utara paint utara aur apna underwear bhi utar diya
main main bed pe lait gaya
sudha apni saree utarne lagi mera lund apni aukaat mein aane laga
ab sudha apna blouse utaarne lagi
mere dil badi teji se dhadak raha tha
sudha apna peticot ka naada khola
peticot ek jhtake mein neeche gira
sudha ne chhoti chaddi pehni huwi thi laal rang ki
sudha ne haath peeche le jaake hook khola
aur apne doodh ko azaad kar diya
sudha apni chaddi utaarne jab usne apni chaddi utaari
mera man kiya abhi jaake sudha ko apni baaho mein le loon
main baar baar apne aap ko samjha raha tha
sudha mere paas aane lagi
sudha-ab main jaise karu aap bhi waise hi karna
dilip- sudha mere hont chusne lagi
[yeh sab to mujhe pata hai
tabhi mere lund ki awaj mere kanoo mein padi
mere lund ne mujhe 3 4 gali di
aur dhamki bhi di
agar abhi kuch socha hai tune
toh kabhie khada nahi hounga]
main bhi sudha ke hont chusne laga
sudha jaise mere hont chus rahi thi
main bhi waise choosne laga
sudha ab mere upari honth choos rahi thi
main waise hi sudha ke nichle hont chusne laga
ab meri saans atakne lagi thi
phir bhi main sudha ke hont chusta raha
jab sudha ko bardasht nahi hua toh sudha ne mere hont se apne hont alag kiya
hum dono zor zor se saans lene laga
sudha- chhote maalik aapne kiss kyun nahi toda
dilip- kiss matlab
sudha- yeh jo hum abhi ek dusre ke hont chus rahe the use kiss kehte hain
jab aapko lage ki aap aur kiss nahi kar payenge toh aap kiss tod dena
kyunki har ladki chahti hai ke jo use kiss kar raha hai wo kiss pehle tode
dilip- theek hai
sudha phir se mujhe kiss karne lagi
sudha ne ab mere munh mein apni juban daaldi
main uski juban chusne laga
ab woh meri juban chusne lagi
main apne hont alag kiye
hum dono apni saanso ko controle karne lage
sudha- yeh hum abhi ek dusre ki jubaan chus ke kya kar rahe the
dilip- kiss
sudha- kiss nahi french kiss
dilip- achcha
sudha- ab main letti hoon aap ko jo aata hai kijiye
main beech mein aapko batati rahungi
dilip- main sudha ke right gaal ko chumne laga
ab main apne haath sudha ke doodh rakh diye
aur sehlane laga
main sudha ke left gaal ko chusne laga
main sudha ke gaal se apne hont hatake
sudha ki gardan pe rakh ke chusne laga
sudha moan karne lagi
ab main sudha ki gardan chuste hue sudha ke doodh ko dheere dheere dabane laga
ab main sudha ke doodh zor se dabane laga
sudha meri peeth pe haath pher rahi thi
main apne hont sudha ki gardan se hatake sudha ke left doodh pe rakh diya aur chusne laga
ab main sudha ke right doodh ko chuste sudha ka left doodh dabane laga
ab main doodh ke nipple ko apne daanto mein phansaya dusre dudh ke nipple ko apne do ungli mein
phansake kheenchne laga
main apna dusra haath sudha ki choot pe rakh ke sehlane laga
sudha apn haat apne munh pe rakhe huwi thi
ab main zor zor se sudha ke doodh choosne laga
main ab sudha ki choot ki taraf badh raha tha ki sudha ne mujhe rok diya
sudha- ab meri nabhi mein juban daalke chusiye
dilip- [mujhe ajeeb laga
tabhi mera lund chillaya]
main jaldi se sudha ki nabhi mein juban daalke chusne laga
main apne haath sudha doodh pe rakhke dabane laga
main sudha ki nabhi mein teji se juban chalane laga
sudha se ab bardash nahi ho raha tha
sudha ne mujhe roka
main sudha ki choot ki taraf badha
apne dono haath se sudha ki choot ko phailaya
aur apni jubaan nikaal ke chaatne laga
chusne laga
main sudha ki choot chuste hue
sudha ki choot mein do ungli ghusa di aur andar bahar karne laga
main apna dusra haath sudha ke doodh pe rakh ke dabane laga
sudha- aur zor se chhote maalik mera paani nikalne wala hai
main jor se sudha ki choot chuste hue sudha
ki choot mein ungli andar bahar karne laga
sudha apne dono haath mere sar pe rakhke apni choot pe dabane lagi
main apni gati aur tez kardi
tabhi sudha chhote maalik kehti hui jhadne lagi
uski choot se kuch chipchipa sa nikla
aur mere munh mein chala gaya main apna munh hata hi nahi paya
pehle toh thodi ulti aayi
phir main socha ab toh munh mein chala gaya hai
main sudha ki choot chaat chaat ke woh chhpchipa saa paani pee gaya
sudha- chhote maalik aaj se jyada maja kabhie nahi aaya
dilip- tumhe achchha laga
sudha- achchha nahi bahut achchha laga
dilip- yeh chipchipa sa kya hai
sudha- yeh virya hai ese english mein sperm kehte hain
isi se bachcha paida hota hai
dilip- matlab mere lund se bhi esa hi virya niklega
toh phir aadmi ko bachcha paida kyun nahi hota
sudha- aap mujhe chodenge tab main apko bataungi
bahut khuji ho rahi hai choot mein
dilip- kal hi toh chudwa rahi thi
sudha- woh bhi mere pati ke tarah jaldi jhad jata hai
mera pati 5 minute mein jhad jata hai
aur woh 10 minute mein
jab se aap ka lund ko dekha hai
jaldi chodiye na.......

शानदार anam ji

 

[andyking302]

dilip- sudha ne apni gaand ke neeche takiya rakha
main sudha ki choot pe apna lund set kiya aur halka dabaw daalne laga
lund andar jaa hi nahi raha tha
[yeh toh mera popat ho raha hai]
upar se lund mein bhi dard ho raha tha
main sudha ko dekha
sudha- chhote maalik aap apne lund ko pakadiye aur halka dhakka mariye phir waisa hi ek aur dhaka
mariye phir ek baar mein pura daal dijiyega
aur bina ruke aage peeche kijiyega
dilip- main apne lund ko pakda aur halka dhakka maara
mere lund ka aage wala bhaag andar gaya
main ek aur dhakka maara
ab mera aadha lund sudha ki choot mein tha
sudha- ab aage peeche kijiye iske aage jab aap meri choot mein lund daalenge toh mujhe dard hoga
jab main apni kamar hilaun toh samajh jaiyega ki mujhe maja aa raha hai aur mujhe kiss karte hue jor
jor se dhakke maariyega
rukiyega nahi
mere doodh bhi chusiyega
meri choot ke dane ko sehlaiyeg
dilip- main sudha ki kamar pakad ke apne aadhe lund ko sudha ki choot mein aage peeche karne
laga
10 minute baad sudha apni kamar hilane lagi main samajh gaya sudha ko maja aa raha hai
main sudha ke hont pe apne hont rakh diya
aur puri taqat ke saath dhakka maara
mera lund sudha ki choot ko cheerta huwa kisi cheej se takaraya
sudha ki cheekh mere munh me hi dab gayi
sudha tadap rahi thi
main apna lund sudha ki choot ke munh tak nikaala aur pel diya
ab main ek haath se sudha ke doodh daba raha tha
aur ek haath se sudha ki choot sehla raha tha
main halka halka dhakka lagane laga
jab sudha ne phir se apni kamar hilana shuru kiya
main sudha ki kamar ko pakda
aur jor jor se dhakke lagane laga
sudha- chhote maalik aur jor se kijiye
dilip- abhi toh cheekh rahi thi
sudha- chhote maalik apka lund toh randi ki bhi cheekh nikaal dega
poore room mein sudha ki siski aur thap thap ki awaz goonj rahi thi
ab mere pair dard karne lage the
sudha mere pair dard kar rahe hain
sudha- chhote maalik ab aap let jaaiye
dilip- main apna lund sudha ki choot se bahar nikaala aur let gaya
sudha ne apna munh meri taraf kiya aur apni choot ko mere khade lund pe rakhke baithne lagi
sudha dheere baith rahi thi main sudha ki kamar pakada
isse pehle ki sudha kuch samajh paati main apna lund sudha ki choot mein pel diya
sudha apne munh pe haath rakhe huwi thi
main apni kamar niche upar karne laga
sudha tum jee kholke chilla sakti ho
mere room se awaj bahar nahi jaati
sudha jor jor se kuch bolne lagi
meri toh kuch samaj nahi aa raha tha
ab meri bhi paani nikalne wala tha main sudha ki choot mein hi jhadne laga
sudha bhi mere saath jhadne lage
main aur sudha jor jor se saanse lene lage
ab batao bachcha kaise paida hota hai
sudha- jaise aap meri choot chudai karne mein jhade hain
waise hi main maa ban jaungi
dilip- iska matlab ab tum maa ban jaogi
sudha- nahi main pregnency ki goli khaa lungi
usse bachcha paida nahi hota
jab aap kisi kunwari ladki ko chodenge
toh apne lund pe tel ya cream laga lijiyega aap apni 1 ungli dheere dheere uski choot mein daalenge
aur age peeche karenge jab aap ko lage ki woh jhadne wali hai toh aap apne lund se waise hi chudai
karenge jaise aapne meri ki hai
pehli baar jab koi kunwari ladki chudi hai toh uski choot se khoon nikalta hai
toh dariyega mat
hamesha apne paas yeh dono goli rakhiyega
ek pregnency ki hai aur dusri pain killer hai
chudai ke baad yeh dhyan rakhiyega ke woh koi bhi ho aap ke
samne pregnency wali goli khaye
ab dusri baat yeh lijiye yeh condom hai
jab bhi aap kisi chudi hui ladki ya aurat ko chode
toh ise apne lund pe lagake use chodiyega
[sudha ne mere lund pe condom laga diya]
aur haan jab aap kisi aurat ko chode toh uski choot chaat chaat ke uska pani nikaliyega
aur usse bhi apna lund chuswaiyega
dilip- ab main samajh gaya
agar mere dost ki behen mein kami nahi huwi
toh use kisi aur se chudwana hoga
sudha- haa
dilip- agar woh nahi maani toh
sudha- toh aapko use seduce karna hoga
matlab aap ko usse apne jaal mein phansake kareeb ek hafta roj bina condom ke aur pregnency wali
goli ke chodna hoga
dilip- main yeh sab nahi karunga main apne dost ko dhoka nahi dunga
sudha- achcha aap sochiye agar woh tayyar ho gayi kisi aur chudwane ko
toh koi na koi use chodega hi
aur uska fayda uthaye toh
dilip- use jaan se maar dunga
sudha- isi liye toh keh rahi hoon
aapko hi use chodna padega
dilip- aur agar usmein kami huwi toh
sudha- toh uska pati dusri shaadi kar lega
aur uski jindagi barbaad ho jayegi
dilip- sudha yeh kehke chali gayi aur mere dimag mein yehi baat ghoomne lagi
mere dost ki behen ki jindagi barbaad ho jayegi
main time dekha toh 2am
main paint pehna apna room theek kiya
ab 3am
main so gaya.,,.......
dilip- subah 8 baje meri aankh khuli
main utha nahaya dhoya tayyar hoke neeche jaane laga
tabhi sudha seedhi se upar aati huwi dikhi
sudha- chhote maalik aapse baat karni hai
hum dono mere room mein aaye
dilip- batao kya baat hai
sudha ne apni gardan neeche kar li
sudha- main aapse jhut nahi bolna chahti
aapko pata hai maine apko sex karna kyun sikhaya
dilip- nahi pata lekin itna bharosa hai ke tum mujhe dhoka nahi dogi
sudha- mujhe kisi se badla lena hai
jo aap mere chhote maalik mere liye lenge
dilip- kaisa badla
sudha main aisa koi galat kaam nahi karunga jisse meri badi naani ko takleef ho
sudha- chhote maalik aap ko meri kahani sunke yeh faisla karna hoga
ki aap meri madad karenge ke nahin
sudha meri ankhon mein dekhne lagi
dilip- sudha pehle main apne dost ki madad kar lun
phir tumhari kahani bhi sununga
agar mujhe sahi laga toh main tumhare liye badla bhi lunga
[sach baat yeh thi ke sudha ke ankhon mein abhi ansuon ka sailaab aya hua tha
uski ankhon mein ek aisa dard tha
jise shayad main samajh nahi paya
lekin mera dil samajh gaya
meri badi naani kehti hain ke agar kisi baat ka hal na nikle
toh us baat ko thode samay ke liye taal dena chahiye ]
ab tum jao aur apna khyal rakhna
sudha meri taraf badhi aur mere hont pe kiss kiya
sudha- aap bhi apna khyal rakhna chhote maalik
dilip- sudha neeche chali gayi
main bhi neeche gaya
badi naani mai jor se 3 4 baar awaj di
tabhi piche se
kyun itni jor se badi maa ko awaj de rahe ho
main piche muda
[mar gaya yeh toh hitler hai
kuch soch dilip warna tera yeh hitler mama tera dil nikaal lega]
idea
main bade mama ke paas gaya aur unke pair chhue
b mama- khush rahiye
dilip- badi naani bhi aagai
[bach gaya]
badi naani hum kab jayenge
b naani- bas beta 30 minute mein
dilip- [mujhe yaha se khisak lena chahiye]
badi naani main bahar baitha hoon
b naani- beta ek kaam kar tu apni bike pe nikal
main aur tere bade mama aate hain
dilip- theek hai badi maa main wahan se nikla
bike pe baitha aur chal diya bade mama ke ghar
aaj pehli baar darban ne mujhe nahi roka
main andar gaya aur
b maami ko namaste kiya
b maami mujhse najre chura rahi thi
b maami .. chhoti maasi priya aur vanya kahan hai
b maami- vanya school gayi hai aur
simita aur priya wapas shahar chale gaye
dilip- aap mujhse naraj hain
b maami- nahi
dilip- aap ne mujhe abhi tak paani ke liye bhi nahi pucha
b maami- abhi laati hoon
dilip- nahi maami main toh aise hi bol diya
main ab iss ghar ka sadasya hoon
koi mehmaan thodi hoon
badi maami muskuradi
mera kamra kaunsa hai
b maami- yeh hai tumhara room
dilip- bahut achchha hai
pehle kiska tha
b maami- yeh tumhara hi kamra hai
ab tum aaram karo
dilip-yeh kehke badi maami chali gayi
main apna kamra dekhne laga
kamra bahut achcha tha
mere liye kapde shoes cream oil yaha tak ke mere underwear tak the kamre mein
main socha vinay se mil leta hoon
main bahar aaya badi maami shayad apne kamre mein thi
main badi maami ke kamre pe pahuncha toh badi maami bra aur panty pehne hue apni saari kabad
mein se nikaal rahi thi
mere toh hosh hi ud gaye
mujhe sudha ko nanga dekhne mein jitna maja aaya tha
usse kahin jyada mujhe badi maami ko bra aur panty mein dekh maja aarah tha
main ektak badi maami ke peeth ko dekh raha tha
badi maami ek dum gori thi
[tabhi mere dimaag ne mere lund ko 2 4 gaaliyan di aur kaha apni aukaat mein reh woh badi maami
hai
warna tu kabhie khada nahi ho payega]
main waha se bhaaga kitchen mein 3 gilaas paani piya
main kitchen se nikla toh badi maami neeli saari mein sofe pe baithi thi
badi maami main apne dost ke yahan jaa raha hun
badi maami ne gardan haan mein hila di
main bike pe baitha aur chal diya vinay ke ghar
vinay kaisa hai tu
vinay- theek hoon bhaiya
dilip- maa kaisi hai
vinay- wo bhi theek hai
dilip- mujhe didi se milna hai
vinay- theek hai chaliye
dilip- chal baith bike pe
vinay bike pe baith gaya woh mujhe raasta batata gaya
main bike chalata raha
aakhir 2 gaon paar karke hum didi ke sasuraal pahunch gaye
yahan pe main bata dun meri aur vinay ki dosti 10 saal se hai
lekin badi naani ne mujhe bahar ghumne se mana kiya tha
isi liye gaon ke kuch log hi mujhe jaante hain......
Vinay ki didi bhi mujhe nahi jaanti hai
aaj pehli baar main vinay ki didi ko dekhunga....
vinay apni didi ko awaj dene laga
vinay ki didi bahar aayi
vkd- mera bhaiya kaisa hai tu aur maa kaisi hai
vinay- main theek hoon aur maa bhi theek hai
didi meri taraf dekhne lagi
didi yeh chhote maalik hain
dilip- main didi ko namaste kiya
didi ne bhi mujhe namaste kiya
main vinay ko bola ek jaruri baat karni hai
vinay- didi aap andar jao hum abhi aate hain
dilip- maine ek jordaar mukka vinay ki peeth pe mara
dost bolne mein sharam aati hai
vinay- munh se nikal gaya
dilip- achchha sun yeh le
1000 ke do note
vinay- yeh kis liye
dilip- dekh pehli baar main didi ke ghar aaya hoon aur ko gift bhi nahi laya
tu jaa aur didi ke liye ek achchi si sari leke aa
vinay- uske liye toh shheher jana padega
shheher jane aane mein 2 ghante toh lag hi jayenge
dilip- [2 nahi 3 ghante lagenge]
tu jata hai ya ek aur mukka marun
vinay- abhi leke aata hoon
dilip- main ghar ke andar gaya
didi ne mujhe pani diya
main pani peene laga
vkd- vinay kahan hai
dilip- thodi der mein aa jayega
didi mujhe aapse kuch baat karni hai
vkd- jee kahiye
dilip- aap jija jee se jyada pyar karti hain ya apne bhai se
vkd- jee yeh kaisa sawal hai
dilip- bas aap jawab dijiye
vkd- main ek pativarta stri hoon mere liye sabse pehle mere pati aate hain
dilip- toh aapka matlab hai ki kal agar aapke bhai mein ya aapke pati mein se kisi ek ko chunna pade
toh aap apne pati ko chunengi
vkd- aisa kya hua hai jo aap aisi baatein kar rahe hain
dilip- kya fayda jab aap ko apne bhai ki chinta hi nahi hai
vkd- nahi aap bataiye mujhe janna hai
dilip- main didi ko sari baat bata di
didi rone lagi
vkd- yeh kya ho gaya meri wajah se kahin mere bhai ki jindagi na barbaad ho jaye
dilip- aisa kuch nahi hoga maine kuch socha hai
aap ko pehle kisi doctor se apna checkup karwana hoga
vkd- kyun
dilip- doctor se checkup karwane pe humen yeh pata chalega ki kami aap mein hai ya jija jee mein
vkd- isse kya hoga kami mujhme ho ya na ho
yeh dusri shaadi karenge hi
dilip- aur vinay barbaad ho jayega
vkd- yeh aap kya bol rahe hain chhote maalik
dilip- didi agar aap apna checkup karwayegi toh ho sakta hai iska koi ilaaj ho
main vinay ko apna bhai maanta hoo
isi wajah se aap meri didi hui
meri yeh baat maan lijiye
aur main didi ke pair pakad liya
vkd- mere pair chhodiye chhote maalik
dilip- aap jab tak haan nahi kahengi main apke pair nahi chhodunga
vkd- chhote maalik mere pair chhodiye
dilip- mere liye nahi toh apne bhai ke liye hi maan jaiye
vkd-theek hai main tayyar hoon
dilip- main didi ka pair chhod diya
vkd- aaj main mere pati se baat karungi
dilip- kaun si baat
vkd- yahi doctor se checkup karwane ki
dilip- aap jija jee se kuch bhi nahi kahengi
vkd- kyun
didi mujhe ghurne lagi
dilip- apko doctor se dikhane ke liye
jija jee kabhi nahi maanenge
vkd- woh mere pati hain
main unko kisi bhi tarah mana lungi
dilip- woh apke pati hone se pehle ek mard hain
[didi meri baat samajh gayi ke main kya kehna chahta hoon]
vkd- phir bhi main unko bataoongi
dilip- [didi toh maan hi nahi rahi hain
ek baar aur koshish karta hoon]
theek hai aap jija jee ko bata dena
usse pehle aap ko meri ek baat sunni hogi
didi ne apni gardan haa mein hilayi
maan lijiye apne jija jee ko mana liya
doctor ne apka checkup kiya
aapka report sahi aaya toh
vkd- kya matlab
dilip- matlab aap mein kami hogi toh aap apna ilaaj karwa lengi
lekin jija jee kabhie apna ilaaj nahi karwayenge
aur dusri shaadi karenge
vinay barbad ho jayega
aur maa aap dono ke dukh mein mar jayengi
vkd- nahi main karaungi apna checkup
par inko kya kahungi
doctor toh sheher mein hai
yeh kabhie nahi maanenge
dilip- aap jija jee ko boliye
ki maa ki tabiyat kharab hai
aap ko gaon jana hai
jija jee jab aapse puche ki kitne din ke liye jaana hai
toh aap keh dena 1 mahina toh lag hi jayega
vkd- theek hai main inko mana lungi
main khana banati hoon
dilip- 1 ghante baad
dekhiye vinay bhi aa gaya
vinay- didi yeh lo
aapke liye
didi gift ko kholne lagi
usme ek khubsurat saari thi
vkd- bhaiya yeh toh bahut mehngi hai 1700 rupye ki
tere paas itne paise kahan se aaye
vinay- didi yeh toh
dilip- tabhi main vinay ka haath pakda
didi yeh hum dono ki taraf se hai
vkd- aap dono baitho main khana lagati hoon
dilip- hum dono ne khana
hum ne didi ko bye bola
main bike chalane laga
achcha vinay tu ek ghanta late kaise huwa
vinay- kya batau bhaiya
1 ghanta jane mein laga
dukan pe gaya toh koi sari pasand hi nahi aa rahi thi
ek aurat ne meri madad ki
1 ghanta dukaan mein laga gaya
dilip- main apni hansi controle kar raha tha
main vinay ko ghar chhoda aur chal pada mera naya ghar jo hitler ka tha
jab main gate pe pahuncha
darban- chhote maalik kahan the aap 5 ghante se thakur ji bahut gusse mein hai
dilip- yeh sunke meri halat kharab ho gayi....,..

शानदार anam ji

 

[andyking302]

dilip- main dheeme kadmo se andar gaya
andar ka najara dekh ke main dang rah gaya
mama ji aur badi naani bate kar rahe the
mami ji apne room mein hongi
vanya padh rahi thi
[main samajh gaya yeh jarur vanya ki bachchi ne kiya hai]
main dabe paon apne kamre mein jaa raha tha
ki vanya ne mujhe awaj di
b mama meri taraf dekhne lage
[vanya ki bachchi tujh se toh chun chun ke badle loonga]
b mama- dilip idhar aaiye
dilip- jee mama ji
b mama- kaha the aap 6 ghanto se
dilip- apne dost ke yahan gaya tha
b mama- kal aap sheher jaayenge [jatin chhote chacha] ke ghar
aur vidya ko apne sath leke aayenge
dilip- chhote mama ka ghar kahan hai yeh toh mujhe maloom hi nahi hai
b mama-pehle poori baat suniye
vanya bhi aapke sath jayegi
dilip- ji mama ji
[ab vanya mujhe ghurne lagi]
yeh kehke main apne room mein gaya door lock kiya
main apni shirt paint utar diya
main dekha ki jala hua nishan chhil gaya hai
main apna underwear bhi utar diya
mera lund aadha khara tha
main socha garam pani se nahata hoon aaram milega
main bathroom ka door kholne hi wala tha
ki bathroom ka door khula
meri ankhein khuli ki khuli rah gayi
saamne badi mami kamar se upar puri nangi khadi thi
[main toh samajh hi nahi paya ki yeh kya hai
badi mami mere room ke bathroom mein kya kar rahi hai]
badi mami bhi mujhe nahi mere lund ko dekh rahi thi
badi mami se jab main najre milayi
b mami mujhe ghurne lagi
meri halat kharab ho gayi
ab kya hoga kahi badi mami ne hitler ko bata diya toh
main rona chahta tha magar mera rona bhi nahi nikal raha tha
b mami ne mujhe thappad mar diya
b mami please mujhse galti ho gayi mujhe nahi pata tha ke aap yahan hain
badi mami mujhe maaf kardijiye
badi mami mujhe side hatake aage badh gayi
badi mami almari se apne kapre nikaal ke pehenne lagi
[ab mere room mein badi mami ke kapre kahan se aaye
jab main almari check kiya tha
tab toh almari mein mere kapre the]
tabhi mere dimaag ki ghanti baji
agar badi mami sach mein gussa hoti
toh abhi tak woh mamaji ko bata chuki hoti
kahi mami mujhe seduce toh nahi karna chahti
par aisa kaise ho sakta hai
main jaldi se bathroom gaya
door khula hi rahne diya
aur apne lund ko upar neeche karne laga
agar mami mujhse chudwana chahti hain
toh woh mujhe muth marte hue jarur dekhengi
main apni aadhi aankhein band karke muth marne laga
meri najar door pe hi thi
ab main apni awaj tej kar diya
aisa nahi tha ki main jhadne wala tha
main dheere dheere gate ki taraf badhne laga
gate ke bahar jhanka toh mami deewaar se sat ke apni ankhein band karke apni choot sehla rahi thi
main muskura diya
main mami ke hont pe apne hont rakhke kiss karne laga
mami hosh mein ayi aur mujhe dhakka dene lagi
main mami ko gale laga liya
jor se kiss karne laga
mami abhi bhi apne hath pair maar rahi thi
main mami ke hont se apne hont alag kiya
b mami- dilip yeh tum kya kar rahe chhodo mujhe
main tumhari mami hoon
meri mami hone se pehle aap ek aurat hain
mami ki ankhon mein mujhe nasha dikh raha tha
main phir se mami ke hont chusne laga
mami bhi mere hont chusne lagi
main mami ki jubaan ko munh mein leke chusne laga
ab mami meri juban ko munh mein leke chusne lagi
main mami ki peeth sehlate hue kiss kar raha tha
mera lund mami ke pet pe ragad kha raha tha
mami madhosh hone lagi
main mami ko apni god mein uthaya aur bed pe le jaake lita diya
main mami ki gardan pe hont rakhke chusne laga
mami mere sar pe ungliya phirane lagi
ab main mami ke bra ki hook khol diya
aur mami ke dono doodh ko ahista dabane laga
ab main mami ke doodh ko jor se dabane laga
mami aahen bharne lagi
main mami ke nipple ko chusne laga aur dusre nipple ko ungli se marodne laga
ek ek karke main mami ke dono doodh ko munh mein bhar ke chusne laga
main mami ke doodh se niche aya
aur mami ki nabhi pe kiss karne laga
b mami- dilip aur jor se karo
dilip- main mami ki nabhi mein aur jor se jubaan chalane laga
mami ka badan akadne laga
main mami ki nabhi se munh hata liya
b mami- dilip
mami jor se chillayi
main mami ki nabhi se neeche gaya aur mami ki panty nikaal ke phenk diya
mami ki choot phooli hui aur ek dum gulabi thi
mami ki choot dekh ke mere munh mein pani aagaya
main mami ki choot pe apna munh rakh diya
aur chusne laga
mami boli dilip yeh kya kar rahe ho aur jor se karo
main mami ki choot chuste hue mami ki choot mein apni 2 ungli daalke andar bahar karne laga
mami se bardash nahi ho raha tha
mami mera naam leke jhadne lagi
mami ankhein band karke apni sanse kabu kar rahi thi
main mami ka hath uthake apne lund pe rakh diya
mami ne apni ankh khol ke mujhe dekha
mami mere lund ko age peeche karne lagi
main apni ankhein band karli
mami mere lund ko apne munh mein leke choosne lagi
maine socha nahi tha mami mere lund ko choosengi....
dilip- mami ko mera lund chooste hue 10 minute ho gaye the
mujhe laga ki main jhadne wala hoon
main mami ke munh se apna lund nikaal liya
mami mujhe ghoorne lagi
main mami ko bed pe letaya
aur mami ki choot pe apna lund set kiya
main dhakka lagane hi wala tha ki
koi gate knock karne laga
mere aur mami ke pairo tale jameen khisak gayi
gate aur jor se knock hone laga
main aur mami usi position mein but bane hue the
tabhi kisine gate tod diya
mami usko dekhte hi behosh ho gayi
uski ankhon mein shole dehek rahe the
uske dono haath mein
badi wali bandook thi
woh meri taraf badhne laga
main piche hatne laga
peeche hat te hue main deewaar se sat gaya
tabhi bade mama ne badi mami pe dono bandook se goli chaladi
meri cheekh nikal gayi
aur main hosh mein aaya
main hosh mein aate hi
maaaa maaa maaaa karke awaj dene laga
1 ghante tak main maaa ko awaj deta raha
lekin maaa nahi aayi
aur main behosh ho gaya
jab main apni aankhein kholi toh dekha main bathroom ke gate pe hi soya hoon
tab mujhe yaad aaya ki mujhe attack aaya tha
aur main sapne mein
mami ke saath chhee main itna kaise gir gaya
b mami agar is duniya ki aakhri aurat bhi hui
toh bhi main badi mami ke saath chudai nahi karunga
[main socha ki pehle toh mahine mein 1 baar attack aata tha
abhi toh hafta hi hua hai
yeh ek nayi musibat
bachpan se hi mujhe aisa attack ata hai
jisme main khade khade khuli ankhon se sapne dekhne lagta hoon
aur bade mama mere sapne mein aake kisi maar dete hain
jab tak bade mama mere sapne mein kisiko nahi maarte
tabtak main khuli aankhon se sapne dekhta rehta hoon
isiliye badi naani ne mera room aisa banwaya hai
ki main apne room kitna bhi chillaoon
awaj mere room se bahar nahi jati
aur mujhe attack tab aata hai
jab main akela hota hoon
isi liye main bade mama se itna darta hoon
main badi naani se kai baar pucha ki mere har sapne mein bade mama
kisi ko kyun maar dete hain
aur yeh sapne mujhe kyun aate hain
badi naani yahi kehti hain ke woh sirf ek sapna hai
main utha bathroom jaake nahaya ab thoda sukun mila
main almari kholke apne kapre nikaala
almari mein daraj bhi the
main ek daraj kholke dekha toh usmein bahut sari wrist watch thi
main ek apne haath mein pehen li
main dusra daraj khola toh usmein 2 button wala 2 touch wala mobile tha
main dono ek ek uthake side mein rakha
tabhi kisine gate knock kiya
dilip- aaraha hoon
main jaldi se paint shirt pehna
abhi bhi gate knock ho raha tha
are aaraha hoon
main gate khola vanya munh banaye khari thi
vanya- itni der se knock kar rahi hoon gate kyun nahi khol rahe ho
dilip- bola toh tha ki aaraha hoon
vanya- kitna jhooth bolte ho kab bola tha
dilip- achcha chhodo yeh batao kya kaam hai
vanya- nahi pehle tum bolo ki tumne jhooth bola tha
dilip- maine jhooth nahi bola hai
har waqt mujh se jhagadne ka bahana dhundti rehti ho
vanya- main nahi tum har waqt jhagda karte ho
jhagdailu bail kahi ka
dilip- mujhe jhagdailu bail bolti hai
tu khud cheekhi chuhiya
har waqt cheekhti rehti hai
vanya- main chuhiya nahi hoon
dilip- sahi kaha tu chuhiya nahi cheekhi chuhiya hai
b nani- kyun jhagad rahe ho ab tum dono bachche nahi rahe
dilip- aapko kaise pata chala
b nani- mera beta kitna bhola hai
tu itna dheere bol raha tha ki poore ghar mein teri awaj sunai de rahi thi
vanya- yeh jhagdailu bail hai
dheere nahi gala phaad ke baat karta hai
dilip- aur tu cheekhi chuhiya hai hamesha cheekhti rehti hai
b nani- ab band bhi karo ladna
ki bulaoon dharmesh ko
dilip- badi nani mama ji ki bulane ki jarurat kya hai
hum dono toh majak kar rahe hain
kyun vanya
vanya- haan badi dadi
b nani- par tum dono lad kyu rahe the
vanya- dekhiye na badi dadi main ise khane ke liye bulane aayi thi
aur yeh hai ki mujhe jhuti bol raha hai
b nani- kyu re tu ise jhuti kyun bol raha hai
dilip- b nani jab yeh gate knock kar rahi thi
tab main bola ki aa raha hoon
phir bhi ye gate peet rahi thi
upar se mujhe hi jhuta bol rah hai
vanya- haa toh jab maine suna hi nahi hai
toh tum jhute hi hue na
b nani- tum dono mein se koi jhuta nahi hai
dilip ke room se awaj na bahar jati aur na hi andar aati hai
dilip- main badi nani ko dekhne laga
yeh keh ke badi naani chali gayi
vanya- chalo khana khane
dilip- nahi khana hai
vanya- kyun nahi khana hai
tumhe khana padega
dilip- koi jabardasti hai kya
meri marji main khana khaaun ya na khaaun
vanya- toh theek hai main bhi khana nahi khaungi
dilip- vanya ki iss baat ne
meri bolti band kardi
achcha theek chalo
vanya- mujhe nahi khana
dilip- ab kya hua dekho vanya
meri tabiyat theek nahi hai
mujhe aur pareshan mat karo
vanya mera haath pakad ke mujhe lejane lagi
jab hum bahar pahunche toh vanya ne mera haath
chhod diya
shayad mamaji ko dekhke
main mamaji ko namaste kiya
aur baith gaya
mami aur vanya ne sabko khana parosa
main pehla niwala badi nani ko khilaya
badi nani ne bhi mujhe pehla niwala khilaya
main dusra niwala apne munh mein daalne hi wala tha ki
b mama ne ek aisa sawal pucha
jo mere liye kisi bomb se kam nahi tha........
b mama- tumhen koi ladki pasand hai
jisse tum shadi karna chahte ho
dilip- nahiii mamaji
b mama- theek hai khana khao
dilip- [kya khana khao
sara mood khrab kar diya]
main khana kha raha tha
vanya mujhe ghur rahi thi mamaji aur mamiji khana khake apne room mein chale gaye
badi naani main subah sheher bike pe jaoonga
main badi nani se pucha
vanya- main nahi hum jayenge
dilip- haa pata hai
b naani- nahi beta tu car leke jayega
dilip- mujhe kaha car chalani aati hai
b naani- driver bhi toh hoga
dilip- subah kitne baje jana hai yaha se
b naani- 11 baje
dilip- achcha theek hai main sone jaa raha hoon
main apne room mein aake let gaya
abhi 9 baje the
1 ghante baad main apna dono mobile jeb mein rakha
aur vanya ke room ki taraf jaane laga
main gate knock kiya
vanya ne gate khola
vanya- kya hai
dilip- kuch nahi tumse baat karni thi
vanya- bolo
dilip- gate pe hi
vanya side ho gayi main andar gaya
aur vanya ka room dekhne laga
vanya- mera room dekhne aaye ho
dilip- main apna touch wala mobile nikala
tumhe yeh chalane aata hai
vanya- kyun tumhen nahi aata
dilip- aata toh tumhe kyun bolta
vanya mere hath se mobile leke chalane lagi
main dhyan se dekh raha tha
vanya- yeh lo
vanya ne mobile dete hue mujhe kaha
dilip- bas itna hi
vanya- 1 ghante se bata rahi hoon
dilip- lekin tumne mobile chalana kaha se sikha
tumhare paas toh mobile bhi nahi hai
vanya- priya di ne hi mujhe sikhaya
dilip- tumse ek sawal puchoo bura toh nahi manogi
vanya- kya
dilip- mere haveli aane se pehle tum
mujhse theek tarah se baat nahi karti thi aisa kyun
vanya- tum mere ek sawal ka jawab do
tum badi dadi se kitna pyar karte ho
dilip- main is duniya mein sabse jyada apni badi nani se pyar karta hoon
vanya- badi dadi kisi se baat na karti ho
aur na hi use pasand karti ho toh
dilip- toh main bhi usse baat nahi karunga aur usse door rahunga
[ab meri samajh mein aa gaya ki vanya kya kehna chahti hai
bade mama har waqt mujhe daantte the
mujhe pasand nahi karte the
isi liye vanya bhi mujhse door rehti thi]
main apni soch mein dooba hua tha
vanya ne mujhe hilaya
vanya- kaha kho gaye
dilip- kahi nahi maine tumhe galat samjha
vanya- koi baat nahi
dilip- lekin aaj tumne mere saath majak kyun kiya
vanya- usmein bhi tumhari galti hai
aaj tum ghar pe aaye
mujhse baat bhi nahi ki
aur bahar chale gaye
dilip- achcha theek hai tum so jao
main jata hoon
vanya- ek minute
vanya mere haath se mobile leke hum dono ka ek sath photo kheench liya
dilip- ab jaun nahi toh mamaji ko pata chal jayega
vanya- tum pitaji se itna darte kyun ho
dilip- kyun tum nahi darti ho
vanya- darti hoon par utna nahi nahi jitna tum darte ho
dilip- ek baar mere jaisa sapna dekh lo
main badbadaya
vanya- kuch kaha tumne
dilip- nahi toh
yeh kehke
main bhaga waha se
apne room mein aake kapre change kiya
mobile mein 8am ka alarm lagaya
bed pe let te hi nind aa gayi
subah alarm ke bajne se meri neend khuli
main utha nahaya dhoya kapre pehna
apne room se bahar nikla toh hitler paper padh rahe the
mamaji ne mujhe dekha
aur phir paper padhne lage
main badi nani ko dhundne laga
badi naani mamiji ke sath kitchen mein thi
main badi nani ke paas gaya
aur piche se unki ankhon pe apna haath rakh diya
b nani- mera pyara beta
dilip- aap hamesha mujhe pehchaan leti hain
b nani- kyun tujhe achcha nahi lagta
dilip- bahut achcha lagta hai
main vinay se milke aaun
b nani- abhi toh tujhe sheher jana hai
dilip- 1 ghante mein aa jaunga
b nani- achcha theek hai
pehle nashta karle
dilip- vinay ke yahan karlunga
main bahar jane hi wala tha ki hitler ne mujhe awaj di
b naani- dharmesh
b mama- ji badi maa
vanya mujhe maaf kardo

शानदार जबरदस्त Anam ji

 

[andyking302]

main mauka dekh ke apni bike nikal gaya
sabse pehle mobile silent pe lagake mobile mein 45 minute baad ka alarm lagaya
main vinay ke ghar pahuncha
vinay ke ghar pe tala laga tha
vinay aur maa shayad khet gaye honge
vinay ke pados mein bimla rehti thi woh vidhwa thi uski ek beti meri hi umar ki thi
aur mere saath hi padhti thi
baat yeh thi ke vimla ke ghar se kuch awaj arahi thi
aur mujhe pakka yakin tha ki yeh chudai ki awaj haipehle toh socha ki rehne du
phir socha ki bimla toh vidhwa hai phir ye chudwa kisse rahi hai
main gate band tha
mujhe yaad aya ki ghar ki dusri taraf khidki hai
main us taraf gaya toh mera dimagg ghum gaya
bimla ki beti khidki ke paas khadi thi
ise toh school mein hona chahiye tha
main chupke se khidki ke paas gaya
andar ka najara dekh ke main dang rah gaya
bimla ghodi bani huwi thi
aur gaon ka sarpanch bimla ki gand mein apna lund andar bahar kar raha tha
pehli baar main kisi aurat ko gaand marate hue dekh raha tha
upar se bimla ki beti apni choot sehla rahi thi
mera lund toh khara hogaya
main apna mobile nikala aur laga recording karne
jab sarpanch jhad gaya
toh bimla ki beti peeche mudi
mujhe dekh ke uski cheekh nikalne wali thi
ki main uske munh pe apna haath rakh diya
aur kaha
chillao mat warna tumhari maa ki hi badnami hogi
main apna haath hata liya
aur recording band kardi
main waha se nikalna hi theek samjha
1 ghanta hone mein 15 minute hi bacha tha......
dilip- tum aaj school nahi gayi kya
main [bimla ki beti] se pucha
woh kuch bol hi nahi rahi thi
shayad sharam ke karan
ya dar gayi thi
school jaao
main daant pees ke kaha
woh bhagi school ki taraf
main jameen se ek patthar uthaya
sarpanch ke gaand pe nishana lagake maar diya
sarpanch ko patthar lagte hi sarpanch ki cheekh nikal gayi
main bike pe baitha aur full speed mein bike chalane laga
shukar hai 5minute pehle pahunch gaya haveli
main andar gaya toh dekha
b mama ki najar gate pe hi thi
main dheeme kadmo se andar gaya
b mama kuch bol pate
usse pehle hi badi naani mujhe apne sath mere room mein legayi
b naani- nashta kiya
dilip- haa kar liya
badi nani ne mere sir pe ek chapat laga di
b naani- kyun jhut bol raha hai
tujhe achche se jaanti hoon
dilip- vinay ke ghar tala laga hai shayad khet gaya hoga
b naani- achcha sun tu apne chhote mama ke yaha jaa toh raha hai
koi kuch bole toh chup chap sun lena
dilip- theek badi naani
aur waise ek hi din ki toh baat hai
aaj jaunga raat ko rukunga
kal subah vidya ko leke aa jaunga
aur chhote mama mujhse achchi tarah baat bhi karte hain
b naani- tu vidya ko didi kyun nahi kehta
dilip- vidya ne mujhse aaj tak baat hi nahi ki
toh main use didi kyun kahu
b nani- baate banana toh koi tujh se seekhe
achcha ja tere bade mama ko tujhse kuch baat karni hai
main badi nani ko dekhne lagi
b nani- pehle kuch kha le
badi nani mujhe apne haath se khana khilane lagi
main khana khaya
aur chal diya hitler mama ke paas
dilip- mamaji
b mama- baitho
[main baith gaya]
aaj monday hai tumhe vidya ko sunday tak leke aana hai
dilip-[yeh kya nayi musibat hai]
6 din tak main waha kya karunga
b mama- yeh bhi hum bataye
ghumna phirna jo cheej pasand aaye woh kharidna
dilip- [paise kon dega
aaj tak main badi nani se kuch nahi manga
toh aapse mangne ka toh sawal hi nahi hai]
b mama- yeh lo
aur jarurat pade toh jatin se le lena
b mama ne noto ki do gaddi jo kareeb 1 lakh hogi
mere haath mein rakhte hue kaha
dilip- [ab hitler ke samne sochna bhi band]
main woh paise apne court ke jeb mein rakh liya
main badi naani ke paas unke room mein gaya
badi nani yeh lijiye
main woh paise badi nani ko dete hue kaha
b nani- yeh mujhe kyun de raha hai
yeh toh tujhe dharmesh ne diya hai
dilip- aap toh antaryami ho gayi
b nani- baat mat badal
dilip- aap ko pata hai
main yeh paise nahi lunga
badi nani ne woh paise mere haath se leke almari mein rakh diya
aur almari se noto ki 4 gaddi nikal ke
mere court ki jeb mein rakhte hue kaha
b nani- ab theek hai
main badi nani se kuch keh bhi nahi paya
badi nani agar mujhe vish bhi dengi peene ko
toh main woh bhi pee lunga
main dekha badi naani ro rahi hai
badi naani kya huwa aap ro kyun rahi hain
b naani- tu pehli baar mujhse door ja raha hai
tere bina main kaise rahungi
dilip- main bhi aap se dur nahi jana chahta
yeh to mamaji ki wajah se
tabhi vanya aa gayi
vanya- chalna nahi hai kya
b nani- apna aur vanya ka khyaal rakhna
dilip- aap bhi apna khyal rakhiyega
maine aur vanya ne badi nani ke pair chhue
hum bahar aaye toh mamaji aur mamiji main gate pe khade the
maine aur vanya ne dono ke pair chhue
b mama- driver sara saman rakh diya gaadi mein
driver- jee malik rakh diya hai
b mama- apna aur vanya ka khyal rakhiyega
mamaji ne mujhse kaha
dilip- jee mamaji
main aur vanya car mein baithe
driver gaadi chalane laga
dilip- vanya hume pahunchne mein kitna time lagega
vanya- 4 ghante lagenge
dilip- bas mujhe laga ki 6 ghante toh lagenge hi
vanya- tum kya chahte ho main poora din gaadi mein baithi rahoon
dilip- bhadak kyun rahi ho
main toh sirf pooch raha tha
aur main apna munh ghuma liya
1 ghante tak jab main kuch nahi bola toh
vanya- dilip
main jawab nahi diya
vanya- dilip suno na mera sar dard kar raha hai
main vanya ka sar apne kandhe pe rakhke dabane laga
thodi der baad vanya so gayi
kaka aage kisi dhaabe pe rokiyega
main driver se kaha
d kaka- jee chhote malik
thodi der baad mujhe bhi neend ane lagi
lekin main soya nahi
vanya ke liye....
dilip- kaka aage koi dhaba dikh raha hai
d kaka- jee chhote malik
main vanya ko jagane laga
vanya- kya hai sone bhi nahi dete
dilip- utho toh
kaka aap jaiye kuch khana hai toh kha lijiye
kaka gaadi se bahar chale gaye
vanya- ab bolo kya hai
dilip- chai peeyogi
vanya- nahi peeni
dilip- sar dard kam ho jayega
vanya- nahi
dilip- maan jaao nahi toh utha ke le jaoonga
vanya- tum aur uthake le jaoge
pitaji ko agar pata chala toh
dilip- shayad tum bhool gayi
mamaji ne hi kaha tha ki apna aur vanya ka khyaal rakhna
vanya- chalo
hum ek table pe baith gaye
dilip- bhaiya do chai dena
main dhaba wale se kaha
vanya- tumko yaad hai vidya didi kaisi dikhti hai
dilip- mujhe kaise yaad hoga
vidya ko dekhe huwe 6 saal ho gaye
vanya- tum unhe didi kyun nahi kehte
woh tumse 3 saal badi hai
dilip- tumbhi toh mujhse 1 saal badi ho
toh kya tumhe bhi didi kahu
vanya- keh ke toh dikhao daant tod dungi
dilip- lo chai bhi agayi

hum dono ne chai piya
aur gaadi mein baith gaye
main apne mobile mein song chalu karke sunne laga
main kaka se pucha aur kitna time lagega
d kaka- 1 ghanta lagega chhote maalik
dilip- hum sheher mein daakhil ho gaye the
[badi nani mujhe har saal dusre sheher ghumane le jaati thi
aaj 1 saal baad main chhote mama se milunga
chhote mama 8saal pehle sheher chale gaye the
lekin woh har saal mujhse aur badi naani se milne aate hain]
dilip- vanya tumhe pata hai chhote mama sheher kyun chale gaye
vanya- mujhe theek se yaad nahi hai
baad mein bataungi
dilip- kya huwa kaka gaadi kyun rok di
d kaka- beta aage bheed lagi huwi hai
dilip- haa toh dekhiye na kis baat ki bheed hai
d kaka- abhi dekhta hoon
[kaka bahar chale gaye]
vanya- yeh toh aam baat hai
jab bhi main pitaji ke sath aati hoon sheher yaha
hamesha kam se kam 1ghanta jaam hi laga rehta hai
d kaka- chhote malik koi ladki hai
jo beech raaste pe padi hai
dilip- chaliye jaake dekhte hain
d kaka- chhodiye na chhote malik hume kya jarurat hai
dilip- [kaka ki baat sunke
gussa bahut aaya]
chaliye
[main kaka ko ghurte hue kaha]
hum dono bheed mein ghuste hue aage badhe
dilip- main kaka ko bola
kya jamana aa gaya hai
yaha pe kam se kam 500 log honge phir bhi inme se ek bhi is ladki ki madad nahi kar raha hai
log yeh bhul jaate hain
kal koi unka apna bhi aisi halat mein ho sakta hai
kaka apni gardan jhuka liya
main us ladki ke paas gaya
toh dekha ki woh ladki mere hi umar ki hai
chot ke nishaan bahut the uske jism par
uske chehre pe laal rang laga tha
isi wajah se uska chehra saaf nahi dikh raha tha
main use apni god mein utha liya
aur jane laga
tabhi kisi ki awaj aayi
are kahi ladki ko kidnap na karle police ko phone karo
dilip- kaun bola kaun bola
ek aadmi bheed se nikal ke bilkul mere samne khada ho gaya
aadmi- main bola
dilip- main apni laat poori taqat se uske main part pe maar diya
woh wohi pe gir ke dard se chillane laga
tabhi bheed ke log mere taraf badhne laga
dilip- ruko ruko wahi pe
bheed ruk gayi
jab yeh ladki yaha pe itni der se padi huwi thi
toh yeh madarchod dekhne nahi aaya ki yeh ladki jinda hai ki mar gayi
jab main isko apne sath le ja raha hun toh yeh bolta hai ki police ko phone karo
mere aane se pehle isne police ko phone kyun nahi kiya
main batata hoon
kyunki yeh apni maachod raha tha
main ek aur laat uske pet pe maara
aur waha se aage badh gaya
kaka ne gaadi ka gate khola
main use apne god mein hi rakhke baith gaya
kaka jaldi chachaji ke ghar chalo
kaka gaadi chalane lage
ab tumhe kya huwa
[main vanya se pucha]
vanya- kuch nahi
dilip- 30 minute baad hum chacha ke ghar pahunche
kaka ne gate khola main bahar utra aur andar jaata
usse pehle hi security ne mujhe rok liya
dilip- samne se hato
security- pehle apni pehchan batao
dilip- vanya
vanya ko dekhte hi security wala side ho gaya
main jaldi se andar gaya
chhoti mami aur unki betiyan sofe pe baithi baatein kar rahi thi
c mami- kaun ho tum aur andar kaise aaye
dilip- main us ladki ko le jaake sofe pe lita diya
c mami- security
[iske aage chhoti mami kuch bol hi nahi payi]
vanya tum
yeh tumhare sath hai
vanya- chachiji yeh dilip hai
[chhoti mami mujhe ghurne lagi]
c mami- lekin yeh ladki kaun hai
vanya- yeh toh driver kaka ko pata hoga
c mami- driver kaun hai yeh ladki
[phir driver kaka ne sari baat chhoti mami ko batayi
gaali chhod ke]
c mami- theek hai tum jao
[driver se]
yeh tumhare baap ka ghar nahi hai
jo yaha kisi ko bhi utha laoo
aruna1- mumma aap kis bhikari ko samjha rahi hain
jise itni bhi samajh nahi hai
kiski madad karni chahiye
aur kiski naih
avantika2- iske liye badi dadi ne humse rishta nahi rakkha
dilip- aap sabko jitni gaali deni hai baad mein de dena
pehle doctor ko bula dijiye
[tabhi c mama main gate se andar aaye
c mama- dilip tum kab aaye
aur yeh ladki kaun hai
dilip- maine c mamaji ko saari baat batayi
c mama- savita jaldi se doctor bulao
dilip- [c mami ne itni jaldi phone lagaya ki mujhe hasi aa gayi
main apna rumaal nikaala use mug mein bhigoya aur uss ladki ka chehra saaf kiya
us ladki ka chehra dekhke sab ki cheekh nikal gayi
sab ke munh se sirf itna hi nikla meghaa
dilip- meri ankhein phati ki phati reh gayi
kyunki megha4 hubahu sunita3 ki tarah dikhti thi
sunita toh behosh hi hogayi
c mama megha ka hath pakad ke rone lage
c mama- beti kya hua tujhe
megha uthna beta
dilip- c mami bhi megha ke paas baith ke rone lagi
aruna aur avantika jo abhi sherni bani huwi thi
woh bhi rone lagi]
main c mama ke paas gaya
mamaji sambhaliye khudko
c mama- kaise sambhaloo khudko
meri phool jaisi bachchi ke jism pe aise nishan
dilip- dekhiye doctor sahab bhi agaye
c mama- doctor sahab meri beti ko kuch nahi hona chahiye
aapko jo chahiye main dunga
doctor- thakur sahab sayyam rakhiye
dilip- [doctor megha ko check karne laga]
main vanya ke paas gaya
dilip- tum kaha rone lagi
[vanya mujhe ghurne lagi]
mera matlab hai ki tum jake mamiji ko sambhalo
taki woh apni betiyo ko sambhale
[vanya mamiji ke paas chali gayi]
main mamaji ke paas gaya
mamaji mere gale lagke rone lage
c mama- dilip main tumhara ehsaan kaise chukaunga
dilip- mamaji yeh aap kaisi baat kar rahe hain
vanya- chup ho jaiye chachi aap aise karengi
toh aruna didi aur avantika ko kaun sambhalega
sunita bhi behosh hai
c mami- beti yeh kya ho gaya subah megha apne college ki taraf se picnic pe gayi thi
yeh toh maan hi nahi rahe the
maine hi jidd ki thi inse
doctor- thakur sahab
maine injection de diya hai
sunita beti ko bhi thodi der mein hosh ajayega
yeh kuch dawai hai mangwa lijiye
megha beti ko kisi baat ka sadma laga hai
ghabrane ki baat nahi hai
subah tak hosh ajayega
dilip- doctor sahab woh chot ke nishaan
doctor- woh toh jaanbujh ke banaye gaye hain
bachchi ko kuch bhi nahi huwa hai
[yeh sunke c mami aruna aur avantika ne rona band kiya
vanya toh pehle hi chup ho gayi thi]
c mama- thankyou doctor sahab
doctor- achcha thakur sahab ab agya dijiye
dilip- [doctor sahab chale gaye]
c mama- dilip ab tum jaake aram karo
aruna dilip ko guest room mein le jao
aruna- ji pitaji
dilip- main apna saman leke aruna ke piche chalne laga
aruna- yeh hai guest room
dilip- aruna aage kuch bol paati
usse pehle hi main room mein jaake gate andar se lock kar liya
main jaake shower ke niche khada ho gaya
[main bahut der se khud ko controle kiya hua tha]
meri ankho se ansu behne lage
baar baar mujhe yaad aa raha tha ki
yeh ghar tumhare baap ka nahi hai
30 minute tak shower ke niche khada hoke main rota raha
main bathroom se bahar aaya
apne kapde pehna
aur bed pe let gaya
main apna mobile mein voice record band kiya
voice record ko 3 baar copy kiya
socha thoda so leta hoon
main so gaya
mere kaan mein khat khat ki awaj ane lagi
main utha toh dekha mujhe sote hue 2 ghante ho gaye
main gate khola samne vanya khadi thi
dilip- andar aao
[vanya andar aa gayi]
baitho
main bathroom gaya munh dhoke bahar aaya
kya hua chup kyun ho
vanya- woh
dilip- kya hai saaf saaf bolona
vanya- tumhe neeche khana khane ke liye bula rahe hain
dilip- vidya kahan hai
vanya- didi yahi hai ghar pe
jabse unhe pata chala hai woh bhi bahut dukhi hai
dilip- achcha yeh batao vidya konse college mein padhti hai
[yaha pe main college ko a b c mein likhunga]
vanya- vidya di
college a
mein padhti hai
aruna aur avantika di
college b
mein padhti hai
sunita aur megha
college c
mein padhti hai
dilip- tumse vidya ke baare mein pucha tha
unsab ki baat karne ki kya jarurat thi
vanya- tumhara matlab tum jab mujhse puchoge tab main batau
dilip- [ yeh toh khisakne wali hai]aaah hooo
vanya- kya hua
dilip- chinti ne kaat liya
vanya hansne lagi
chalo khana khane
main aur vanya hall mein pahunche
dinning table pe sab baithe the poori family sirf megha sunita mamaji aur mamiji nahi thi
main baith gaya
vanya mamaji kahan hai
vanya- mamaji aur mamiji aaj khana nahi khayenge
aruna mere plate lagane lagi
rehne dijiye main le lunga
aruna apni jagah jaake baith gayi
main pyali mein daal daala aadhi roti liya
aur khane laga
sab mujhe dekh rahe the
[main vanya ko ankh marte hue kaha]
khana khao mujhe kha jane wali najar se mat dekho
sab ne khana shuru kardiya
main khana khake uthne hi wala tha ki
vidya- dilip hume tumse kuch baat karni hai
dilip- jee kahiye
vidya- aruna aur avantika tumse maafi mangna chahti hain

शानदार जबरदस्त Anam ji

 

[Damayanti]

dilip- main dheeme kadmo se andar gaya
andar ka najara dekh ke main dang rah gaya
mama ji aur badi naani bate kar rahe the
mami ji apne room mein hongi
vanya padh rahi thi
[main samajh gaya yeh jarur vanya ki bachchi ne kiya hai]
main dabe paon apne kamre mein jaa raha tha
ki vanya ne mujhe awaj di
b mama meri taraf dekhne lage
[vanya ki bachchi tujh se toh chun chun ke badle loonga]
b mama- dilip idhar aaiye
dilip- jee mama ji
b mama- kaha the aap 6 ghanto se
dilip- apne dost ke yahan gaya tha
b mama- kal aap sheher jaayenge [jatin chhote chacha] ke ghar
aur vidya ko apne sath leke aayenge
dilip- chhote mama ka ghar kahan hai yeh toh mujhe maloom hi nahi hai
b mama-pehle poori baat suniye
vanya bhi aapke sath jayegi
dilip- ji mama ji
[ab vanya mujhe ghurne lagi]
yeh kehke main apne room mein gaya door lock kiya
main apni shirt paint utar diya
main dekha ki jala hua nishan chhil gaya hai
main apna underwear bhi utar diya
mera lund aadha khara tha
main socha garam pani se nahata hoon aaram milega
main bathroom ka door kholne hi wala tha
ki bathroom ka door khula
meri ankhein khuli ki khuli rah gayi
saamne badi mami kamar se upar puri nangi khadi thi
[main toh samajh hi nahi paya ki yeh kya hai
badi mami mere room ke bathroom mein kya kar rahi hai]
badi mami bhi mujhe nahi mere lund ko dekh rahi thi
badi mami se jab main najre milayi
b mami mujhe ghurne lagi
meri halat kharab ho gayi
ab kya hoga kahi badi mami ne hitler ko bata diya toh
main rona chahta tha magar mera rona bhi nahi nikal raha tha
b mami ne mujhe thappad mar diya
b mami please mujhse galti ho gayi mujhe nahi pata tha ke aap yahan hain
badi mami mujhe maaf kardijiye
badi mami mujhe side hatake aage badh gayi
badi mami almari se apne kapre nikaal ke pehenne lagi
[ab mere room mein badi mami ke kapre kahan se aaye
jab main almari check kiya tha
tab toh almari mein mere kapre the]
tabhi mere dimaag ki ghanti baji
agar badi mami sach mein gussa hoti
toh abhi tak woh mamaji ko bata chuki hoti
kahi mami mujhe seduce toh nahi karna chahti
par aisa kaise ho sakta hai
main jaldi se bathroom gaya
door khula hi rahne diya
aur apne lund ko upar neeche karne laga
agar mami mujhse chudwana chahti hain
toh woh mujhe muth marte hue jarur dekhengi
main apni aadhi aankhein band karke muth marne laga
meri najar door pe hi thi
ab main apni awaj tej kar diya
aisa nahi tha ki main jhadne wala tha
main dheere dheere gate ki taraf badhne laga
gate ke bahar jhanka toh mami deewaar se sat ke apni ankhein band karke apni choot sehla rahi thi
main muskura diya
main mami ke hont pe apne hont rakhke kiss karne laga
mami hosh mein ayi aur mujhe dhakka dene lagi
main mami ko gale laga liya
jor se kiss karne laga
mami abhi bhi apne hath pair maar rahi thi
main mami ke hont se apne hont alag kiya
b mami- dilip yeh tum kya kar rahe chhodo mujhe
main tumhari mami hoon
meri mami hone se pehle aap ek aurat hain
mami ki ankhon mein mujhe nasha dikh raha tha
main phir se mami ke hont chusne laga
mami bhi mere hont chusne lagi
main mami ki jubaan ko munh mein leke chusne laga
ab mami meri juban ko munh mein leke chusne lagi
main mami ki peeth sehlate hue kiss kar raha tha
mera lund mami ke pet pe ragad kha raha tha
mami madhosh hone lagi
main mami ko apni god mein uthaya aur bed pe le jaake lita diya
main mami ki gardan pe hont rakhke chusne laga
mami mere sar pe ungliya phirane lagi
ab main mami ke bra ki hook khol diya
aur mami ke dono doodh ko ahista dabane laga
ab main mami ke doodh ko jor se dabane laga
mami aahen bharne lagi
main mami ke nipple ko chusne laga aur dusre nipple ko ungli se marodne laga
ek ek karke main mami ke dono doodh ko munh mein bhar ke chusne laga
main mami ke doodh se niche aya
aur mami ki nabhi pe kiss karne laga
b mami- dilip aur jor se karo
dilip- main mami ki nabhi mein aur jor se jubaan chalane laga
mami ka badan akadne laga
main mami ki nabhi se munh hata liya
b mami- dilip
mami jor se chillayi
main mami ki nabhi se neeche gaya aur mami ki panty nikaal ke phenk diya
mami ki choot phooli hui aur ek dum gulabi thi
mami ki choot dekh ke mere munh mein pani aagaya
main mami ki choot pe apna munh rakh diya
aur chusne laga
mami boli dilip yeh kya kar rahe ho aur jor se karo
main mami ki choot chuste hue mami ki choot mein apni 2 ungli daalke andar bahar karne laga
mami se bardash nahi ho raha tha
mami mera naam leke jhadne lagi
mami ankhein band karke apni sanse kabu kar rahi thi
main mami ka hath uthake apne lund pe rakh diya
mami ne apni ankh khol ke mujhe dekha
mami mere lund ko age peeche karne lagi
main apni ankhein band karli
mami mere lund ko apne munh mein leke choosne lagi
maine socha nahi tha mami mere lund ko choosengi....
dilip- mami ko mera lund chooste hue 10 minute ho gaye the
mujhe laga ki main jhadne wala hoon
main mami ke munh se apna lund nikaal liya
mami mujhe ghoorne lagi
main mami ko bed pe letaya
aur mami ki choot pe apna lund set kiya
main dhakka lagane hi wala tha ki
koi gate knock karne laga
mere aur mami ke pairo tale jameen khisak gayi
gate aur jor se knock hone laga
main aur mami usi position mein but bane hue the
tabhi kisine gate tod diya
mami usko dekhte hi behosh ho gayi
uski ankhon mein shole dehek rahe the
uske dono haath mein
badi wali bandook thi
woh meri taraf badhne laga
main piche hatne laga
peeche hat te hue main deewaar se sat gaya
tabhi bade mama ne badi mami pe dono bandook se goli chaladi
meri cheekh nikal gayi
aur main hosh mein aaya
main hosh mein aate hi
maaaa maaa maaaa karke awaj dene laga
1 ghante tak main maaa ko awaj deta raha
lekin maaa nahi aayi
aur main behosh ho gaya
jab main apni aankhein kholi toh dekha main bathroom ke gate pe hi soya hoon
tab mujhe yaad aaya ki mujhe attack aaya tha
aur main sapne mein
mami ke saath chhee main itna kaise gir gaya
b mami agar is duniya ki aakhri aurat bhi hui
toh bhi main badi mami ke saath chudai nahi karunga
[main socha ki pehle toh mahine mein 1 baar attack aata tha
abhi toh hafta hi hua hai
yeh ek nayi musibat
bachpan se hi mujhe aisa attack ata hai
jisme main khade khade khuli ankhon se sapne dekhne lagta hoon
aur bade mama mere sapne mein aake kisi maar dete hain
jab tak bade mama mere sapne mein kisiko nahi maarte
tabtak main khuli aankhon se sapne dekhta rehta hoon
isiliye badi naani ne mera room aisa banwaya hai
ki main apne room kitna bhi chillaoon
awaj mere room se bahar nahi jati
aur mujhe attack tab aata hai
jab main akela hota hoon
isi liye main bade mama se itna darta hoon
main badi naani se kai baar pucha ki mere har sapne mein bade mama
kisi ko kyun maar dete hain
aur yeh sapne mujhe kyun aate hain
badi naani yahi kehti hain ke woh sirf ek sapna hai
main utha bathroom jaake nahaya ab thoda sukun mila
main almari kholke apne kapre nikaala
almari mein daraj bhi the
main ek daraj kholke dekha toh usmein bahut sari wrist watch thi
main ek apne haath mein pehen li
main dusra daraj khola toh usmein 2 button wala 2 touch wala mobile tha
main dono ek ek uthake side mein rakha
tabhi kisine gate knock kiya
dilip- aaraha hoon
main jaldi se paint shirt pehna
abhi bhi gate knock ho raha tha
are aaraha hoon
main gate khola vanya munh banaye khari thi
vanya- itni der se knock kar rahi hoon gate kyun nahi khol rahe ho
dilip- bola toh tha ki aaraha hoon
vanya- kitna jhooth bolte ho kab bola tha
dilip- achcha chhodo yeh batao kya kaam hai
vanya- nahi pehle tum bolo ki tumne jhooth bola tha
dilip- maine jhooth nahi bola hai
har waqt mujh se jhagadne ka bahana dhundti rehti ho
vanya- main nahi tum har waqt jhagda karte ho
jhagdailu bail kahi ka
dilip- mujhe jhagdailu bail bolti hai
tu khud cheekhi chuhiya
har waqt cheekhti rehti hai
vanya- main chuhiya nahi hoon
dilip- sahi kaha tu chuhiya nahi cheekhi chuhiya hai
b nani- kyun jhagad rahe ho ab tum dono bachche nahi rahe
dilip- aapko kaise pata chala
b nani- mera beta kitna bhola hai
tu itna dheere bol raha tha ki poore ghar mein teri awaj sunai de rahi thi
vanya- yeh jhagdailu bail hai
dheere nahi gala phaad ke baat karta hai
dilip- aur tu cheekhi chuhiya hai hamesha cheekhti rehti hai
b nani- ab band bhi karo ladna
ki bulaoon dharmesh ko
dilip- badi nani mama ji ki bulane ki jarurat kya hai
hum dono toh majak kar rahe hain
kyun vanya
vanya- haan badi dadi
b nani- par tum dono lad kyu rahe the
vanya- dekhiye na badi dadi main ise khane ke liye bulane aayi thi
aur yeh hai ki mujhe jhuti bol raha hai
b nani- kyu re tu ise jhuti kyun bol raha hai
dilip- b nani jab yeh gate knock kar rahi thi
tab main bola ki aa raha hoon
phir bhi ye gate peet rahi thi
upar se mujhe hi jhuta bol rah hai
vanya- haa toh jab maine suna hi nahi hai
toh tum jhute hi hue na
b nani- tum dono mein se koi jhuta nahi hai
dilip ke room se awaj na bahar jati aur na hi andar aati hai
dilip- main badi nani ko dekhne laga
yeh keh ke badi naani chali gayi
vanya- chalo khana khane
dilip- nahi khana hai
vanya- kyun nahi khana hai
tumhe khana padega
dilip- koi jabardasti hai kya
meri marji main khana khaaun ya na khaaun
vanya- toh theek hai main bhi khana nahi khaungi
dilip- vanya ki iss baat ne
meri bolti band kardi
achcha theek chalo
vanya- mujhe nahi khana
dilip- ab kya hua dekho vanya
meri tabiyat theek nahi hai
mujhe aur pareshan mat karo
vanya mera haath pakad ke mujhe lejane lagi
jab hum bahar pahunche toh vanya ne mera haath
chhod diya
shayad mamaji ko dekhke
main mamaji ko namaste kiya
aur baith gaya
mami aur vanya ne sabko khana parosa
main pehla niwala badi nani ko khilaya
badi nani ne bhi mujhe pehla niwala khilaya
main dusra niwala apne munh mein daalne hi wala tha ki
b mama ne ek aisa sawal pucha
jo mere liye kisi bomb se kam nahi tha........
b mama- tumhen koi ladki pasand hai
jisse tum shadi karna chahte ho
dilip- nahiii mamaji
b mama- theek hai khana khao
dilip- [kya khana khao
sara mood khrab kar diya]
main khana kha raha tha
vanya mujhe ghur rahi thi mamaji aur mamiji khana khake apne room mein chale gaye
badi naani main subah sheher bike pe jaoonga
main badi nani se pucha
vanya- main nahi hum jayenge
dilip- haa pata hai
b naani- nahi beta tu car leke jayega
dilip- mujhe kaha car chalani aati hai
b naani- driver bhi toh hoga
dilip- subah kitne baje jana hai yaha se
b naani- 11 baje
dilip- achcha theek hai main sone jaa raha hoon
main apne room mein aake let gaya
abhi 9 baje the
1 ghante baad main apna dono mobile jeb mein rakha
aur vanya ke room ki taraf jaane laga
main gate knock kiya
vanya ne gate khola
vanya- kya hai
dilip- kuch nahi tumse baat karni thi
vanya- bolo
dilip- gate pe hi
vanya side ho gayi main andar gaya
aur vanya ka room dekhne laga
vanya- mera room dekhne aaye ho
dilip- main apna touch wala mobile nikala
tumhe yeh chalane aata hai
vanya- kyun tumhen nahi aata
dilip- aata toh tumhe kyun bolta
vanya mere hath se mobile leke chalane lagi
main dhyan se dekh raha tha
vanya- yeh lo
vanya ne mobile dete hue mujhe kaha
dilip- bas itna hi
vanya- 1 ghante se bata rahi hoon
dilip- lekin tumne mobile chalana kaha se sikha
tumhare paas toh mobile bhi nahi hai
vanya- priya di ne hi mujhe sikhaya
dilip- tumse ek sawal puchoo bura toh nahi manogi
vanya- kya
dilip- mere haveli aane se pehle tum
mujhse theek tarah se baat nahi karti thi aisa kyun
vanya- tum mere ek sawal ka jawab do
tum badi dadi se kitna pyar karte ho
dilip- main is duniya mein sabse jyada apni badi nani se pyar karta hoon
vanya- badi dadi kisi se baat na karti ho
aur na hi use pasand karti ho toh
dilip- toh main bhi usse baat nahi karunga aur usse door rahunga
[ab meri samajh mein aa gaya ki vanya kya kehna chahti hai
bade mama har waqt mujhe daantte the
mujhe pasand nahi karte the
isi liye vanya bhi mujhse door rehti thi]
main apni soch mein dooba hua tha
vanya ne mujhe hilaya
vanya- kaha kho gaye
dilip- kahi nahi maine tumhe galat samjha
vanya- koi baat nahi
dilip- lekin aaj tumne mere saath majak kyun kiya
vanya- usmein bhi tumhari galti hai
aaj tum ghar pe aaye
mujhse baat bhi nahi ki
aur bahar chale gaye
dilip- achcha theek hai tum so jao
main jata hoon
vanya- ek minute
vanya mere haath se mobile leke hum dono ka ek sath photo kheench liya
dilip- ab jaun nahi toh mamaji ko pata chal jayega
vanya- tum pitaji se itna darte kyun ho
dilip- kyun tum nahi darti ho
vanya- darti hoon par utna nahi nahi jitna tum darte ho
dilip- ek baar mere jaisa sapna dekh lo
main badbadaya
vanya- kuch kaha tumne
dilip- nahi toh
yeh kehke
main bhaga waha se
apne room mein aake kapre change kiya
mobile mein 8am ka alarm lagaya
bed pe let te hi nind aa gayi
subah alarm ke bajne se meri neend khuli
main utha nahaya dhoya kapre pehna
apne room se bahar nikla toh hitler paper padh rahe the
mamaji ne mujhe dekha
aur phir paper padhne lage
main badi nani ko dhundne laga
badi naani mamiji ke sath kitchen mein thi
main badi nani ke paas gaya
aur piche se unki ankhon pe apna haath rakh diya
b nani- mera pyara beta
dilip- aap hamesha mujhe pehchaan leti hain
b nani- kyun tujhe achcha nahi lagta
dilip- bahut achcha lagta hai
main vinay se milke aaun
b nani- abhi toh tujhe sheher jana hai
dilip- 1 ghante mein aa jaunga
b nani- achcha theek hai
pehle nashta karle
dilip- vinay ke yahan karlunga
main bahar jane hi wala tha ki hitler ne mujhe awaj di
b naani- dharmesh
b mama- ji badi maa
vanya mujhe maaf kardo

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