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Fantasy Commando Shakti

Naughtyrishabh

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sudha- kyun aapko achcha nahi laga
dilip- 1 ghanta late aati ho aur puchti ho achchha nahi laga
sudha- woh tayyar hone mein 1 ghanta lag gaya
dilip-achchha aao andar
sudha andar aa gayi
main door lock kar diya
bed pe baitho pehle tum se ek jaruri baat karni hai
sudha- ji wohi karne to aayi hoon
dilip- abhi chudai wali baat nahi karni hai
main itna bada mahapurush nahi hoon
ki ek jawan khubsurat ladki mujhe chudai ke baare mein bataye aur main behekoo na
sudha apni taarif sunke sharma gayi
ab suno yeh jaruri baat hai
beech mein tokna mat

mera ek dost hai uski behen ki shaadi ko 2 saal ho gaye usko abhi tak bachcha nahi huwa isliye uska
pati dusri shaadi karna chahta hai
sudha- chhote maalik aapko pata hai
bachcha kaise hota hai aur kahan se nikalta hai
dilip- haa pata hai
bachcha shaadi karne se hota hai
aur maa ke pet se nikalta hai
sudha- chhote maalik aap kitne bhole hain
dilip- yeh tum taarif kar rahi ho ya taana maar rahi ho
sudha- taarif kar rahi hoon baba
dilip- ab batao bhi main apne dost ko waada kiya hai ki main uski madad karunga
sudha- yeh bataiye ki uski pati ne ya usne doctor se baat ki hai
dilip- chhhi yeh sab baat bhi koi doctor se karta hai
sudha- aap pehle bataiye toh
dilip- mujhe nahi lagta ki undono ne doctor se iss baare mein baat ki hai
sudha- aap apne dost ko boliye ki woh apni behen ko doctor se dikhane ke liye bole
aur apni behen ko bole sirf aapko doctor se dikhana hai
dilip- aisa kyun
sudha- isse do baate saaf hogi
pehli agar uski behen ka report theek aya toh iska matlab
uski behen mein koi kami nahi hai
dusri isse yeh baat saaf ho jayegi ki kami uske behen ke pati mein hai
dilip- isse achchha toh dono ek saath doctor ko dikhaye
sudha- aisa nahi kar sakte kisi bhi mard ko yeh bola jaaye ki kami usmein hai uski patni mein nahi woh mard apni jaan de dega lekin yeh kabhie nahi swikaar karega
ki kami usmein hai
haa kuch mard hote hain jo yeh baat swikaar bhi karte hain
aur apna ilaaj bhi karwate hain
sudha- uska pati maanega hi nahi
ki kami usmein hai
aur agar woh ladki chahti hai
ki uski zindagi barbaad na ho toh use kisi aur mard se chudwana hoga
aur uska bachcha paida karna hoga
dilip- kyaaaaaaaaa.......
dilip- par bachcha toh shaadi ke baad hota hain na
sudha- nahi chhote maalik
mujhe chudai ke baare mein jitna pata hai main apko batati hoon
aur aap chup chaap sunenge
dilip- [sudha ko aise bolte dekh
meri bolti band ho gai]
theek hai
sudha- aap apne saare kapre utaar dijiye
aur bed pe lait jaaiye
dilip- aaj pehli baar mujhe sharam aa rahi thi
main apna shirt utara paint utara aur apna underwear bhi utar diya
main main bed pe lait gaya
sudha apni saree utarne lagi mera lund apni aukaat mein aane laga
ab sudha apna blouse utaarne lagi
mere dil badi teji se dhadak raha tha
sudha apna peticot ka naada khola
peticot ek jhtake mein neeche gira
sudha ne chhoti chaddi pehni huwi thi laal rang ki
sudha ne haath peeche le jaake hook khola
aur apne doodh ko azaad kar diya
sudha apni chaddi utaarne jab usne apni chaddi utaari
mera man kiya abhi jaake sudha ko apni baaho mein le loon
main baar baar apne aap ko samjha raha tha
sudha mere paas aane lagi
sudha-ab main jaise karu aap bhi waise hi karna
dilip- sudha mere hont chusne lagi
[yeh sab to mujhe pata hai
tabhi mere lund ki awaj mere kanoo mein padi
mere lund ne mujhe 3 4 gali di
aur dhamki bhi di
agar abhi kuch socha hai tune
toh kabhie khada nahi hounga]
main bhi sudha ke hont chusne laga
sudha jaise mere hont chus rahi thi
main bhi waise choosne laga
sudha ab mere upari honth choos rahi thi
main waise hi sudha ke nichle hont chusne laga
ab meri saans atakne lagi thi
phir bhi main sudha ke hont chusta raha
jab sudha ko bardasht nahi hua toh sudha ne mere hont se apne hont alag kiya
hum dono zor zor se saans lene laga
sudha- chhote maalik aapne kiss kyun nahi toda
dilip- kiss matlab
sudha- yeh jo hum abhi ek dusre ke hont chus rahe the use kiss kehte hain
jab aapko lage ki aap aur kiss nahi kar payenge toh aap kiss tod dena
kyunki har ladki chahti hai ke jo use kiss kar raha hai wo kiss pehle tode
dilip- theek hai
sudha phir se mujhe kiss karne lagi
sudha ne ab mere munh mein apni juban daaldi
main uski juban chusne laga
ab woh meri juban chusne lagi
main apne hont alag kiye
hum dono apni saanso ko controle karne lage
sudha- yeh hum abhi ek dusre ki jubaan chus ke kya kar rahe the
dilip- kiss
sudha- kiss nahi french kiss
dilip- achcha
sudha- ab main letti hoon aap ko jo aata hai kijiye
main beech mein aapko batati rahungi
dilip- main sudha ke right gaal ko chumne laga
ab main apne haath sudha ke doodh rakh diye
aur sehlane laga
main sudha ke left gaal ko chusne laga
main sudha ke gaal se apne hont hatake
sudha ki gardan pe rakh ke chusne laga
sudha moan karne lagi
ab main sudha ki gardan chuste hue sudha ke doodh ko dheere dheere dabane laga
ab main sudha ke doodh zor se dabane laga
sudha meri peeth pe haath pher rahi thi
main apne hont sudha ki gardan se hatake sudha ke left doodh pe rakh diya aur chusne laga
ab main sudha ke right doodh ko chuste sudha ka left doodh dabane laga
ab main doodh ke nipple ko apne daanto mein phansaya dusre dudh ke nipple ko apne do ungli mein
phansake kheenchne laga
main apna dusra haath sudha ki choot pe rakh ke sehlane laga
sudha apn haat apne munh pe rakhe huwi thi
ab main zor zor se sudha ke doodh choosne laga
main ab sudha ki choot ki taraf badh raha tha ki sudha ne mujhe rok diya
sudha- ab meri nabhi mein juban daalke chusiye
dilip- [mujhe ajeeb laga
tabhi mera lund chillaya]
main jaldi se sudha ki nabhi mein juban daalke chusne laga
main apne haath sudha doodh pe rakhke dabane laga
main sudha ki nabhi mein teji se juban chalane laga
sudha se ab bardash nahi ho raha tha
sudha ne mujhe roka
main sudha ki choot ki taraf badha
apne dono haath se sudha ki choot ko phailaya
aur apni jubaan nikaal ke chaatne laga
chusne laga
main sudha ki choot chuste hue
sudha ki choot mein do ungli ghusa di aur andar bahar karne laga
main apna dusra haath sudha ke doodh pe rakh ke dabane laga
sudha- aur zor se chhote maalik mera paani nikalne wala hai
main jor se sudha ki choot chuste hue sudha
ki choot mein ungli andar bahar karne laga
sudha apne dono haath mere sar pe rakhke apni choot pe dabane lagi
main apni gati aur tez kardi
tabhi sudha chhote maalik kehti hui jhadne lagi
uski choot se kuch chipchipa sa nikla
aur mere munh mein chala gaya main apna munh hata hi nahi paya
pehle toh thodi ulti aayi
phir main socha ab toh munh mein chala gaya hai
main sudha ki choot chaat chaat ke woh chhpchipa saa paani pee gaya
sudha- chhote maalik aaj se jyada maja kabhie nahi aaya
dilip- tumhe achchha laga
sudha- achchha nahi bahut achchha laga
dilip- yeh chipchipa sa kya hai
sudha- yeh virya hai ese english mein sperm kehte hain
isi se bachcha paida hota hai
dilip- matlab mere lund se bhi esa hi virya niklega
toh phir aadmi ko bachcha paida kyun nahi hota
sudha- aap mujhe chodenge tab main apko bataungi
bahut khuji ho rahi hai choot mein
dilip- kal hi toh chudwa rahi thi
sudha- woh bhi mere pati ke tarah jaldi jhad jata hai
mera pati 5 minute mein jhad jata hai
aur woh 10 minute mein
jab se aap ka lund ko dekha hai
jaldi chodiye na.......
Behad hi shanadar or jabardast update bhai.
Bahut khoob superb.

Mazaaaa aa gaya bhai waah....
 

Naughtyrishabh

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dilip- sudha ne apni gaand ke neeche takiya rakha
main sudha ki choot pe apna lund set kiya aur halka dabaw daalne laga
lund andar jaa hi nahi raha tha
[yeh toh mera popat ho raha hai]
upar se lund mein bhi dard ho raha tha
main sudha ko dekha
sudha- chhote maalik aap apne lund ko pakadiye aur halka dhakka mariye phir waisa hi ek aur dhaka
mariye phir ek baar mein pura daal dijiyega
aur bina ruke aage peeche kijiyega
dilip- main apne lund ko pakda aur halka dhakka maara
mere lund ka aage wala bhaag andar gaya
main ek aur dhakka maara
ab mera aadha lund sudha ki choot mein tha
sudha- ab aage peeche kijiye iske aage jab aap meri choot mein lund daalenge toh mujhe dard hoga
jab main apni kamar hilaun toh samajh jaiyega ki mujhe maja aa raha hai aur mujhe kiss karte hue jor
jor se dhakke maariyega
rukiyega nahi
mere doodh bhi chusiyega
meri choot ke dane ko sehlaiyeg
dilip- main sudha ki kamar pakad ke apne aadhe lund ko sudha ki choot mein aage peeche karne
laga
10 minute baad sudha apni kamar hilane lagi main samajh gaya sudha ko maja aa raha hai
main sudha ke hont pe apne hont rakh diya
aur puri taqat ke saath dhakka maara
mera lund sudha ki choot ko cheerta huwa kisi cheej se takaraya
sudha ki cheekh mere munh me hi dab gayi
sudha tadap rahi thi
main apna lund sudha ki choot ke munh tak nikaala aur pel diya
ab main ek haath se sudha ke doodh daba raha tha
aur ek haath se sudha ki choot sehla raha tha
main halka halka dhakka lagane laga
jab sudha ne phir se apni kamar hilana shuru kiya
main sudha ki kamar ko pakda
aur jor jor se dhakke lagane laga
sudha- chhote maalik aur jor se kijiye
dilip- abhi toh cheekh rahi thi
sudha- chhote maalik apka lund toh randi ki bhi cheekh nikaal dega
poore room mein sudha ki siski aur thap thap ki awaz goonj rahi thi
ab mere pair dard karne lage the
sudha mere pair dard kar rahe hain
sudha- chhote maalik ab aap let jaaiye
dilip- main apna lund sudha ki choot se bahar nikaala aur let gaya
sudha ne apna munh meri taraf kiya aur apni choot ko mere khade lund pe rakhke baithne lagi
sudha dheere baith rahi thi main sudha ki kamar pakada
isse pehle ki sudha kuch samajh paati main apna lund sudha ki choot mein pel diya
sudha apne munh pe haath rakhe huwi thi
main apni kamar niche upar karne laga
sudha tum jee kholke chilla sakti ho
mere room se awaj bahar nahi jaati
sudha jor jor se kuch bolne lagi
meri toh kuch samaj nahi aa raha tha
ab meri bhi paani nikalne wala tha main sudha ki choot mein hi jhadne laga
sudha bhi mere saath jhadne lage
main aur sudha jor jor se saanse lene lage
ab batao bachcha kaise paida hota hai
sudha- jaise aap meri choot chudai karne mein jhade hain
waise hi main maa ban jaungi
dilip- iska matlab ab tum maa ban jaogi
sudha- nahi main pregnency ki goli khaa lungi
usse bachcha paida nahi hota
jab aap kisi kunwari ladki ko chodenge
toh apne lund pe tel ya cream laga lijiyega aap apni 1 ungli dheere dheere uski choot mein daalenge
aur age peeche karenge jab aap ko lage ki woh jhadne wali hai toh aap apne lund se waise hi chudai
karenge jaise aapne meri ki hai
pehli baar jab koi kunwari ladki chudi hai toh uski choot se khoon nikalta hai
toh dariyega mat
hamesha apne paas yeh dono goli rakhiyega
ek pregnency ki hai aur dusri pain killer hai
chudai ke baad yeh dhyan rakhiyega ke woh koi bhi ho aap ke
samne pregnency wali goli khaye
ab dusri baat yeh lijiye yeh condom hai
jab bhi aap kisi chudi hui ladki ya aurat ko chode
toh ise apne lund pe lagake use chodiyega
[sudha ne mere lund pe condom laga diya]
aur haan jab aap kisi aurat ko chode toh uski choot chaat chaat ke uska pani nikaliyega
aur usse bhi apna lund chuswaiyega
dilip- ab main samajh gaya
agar mere dost ki behen mein kami nahi huwi
toh use kisi aur se chudwana hoga
sudha- haa
dilip- agar woh nahi maani toh
sudha- toh aapko use seduce karna hoga
matlab aap ko usse apne jaal mein phansake kareeb ek hafta roj bina condom ke aur pregnency wali
goli ke chodna hoga
dilip- main yeh sab nahi karunga main apne dost ko dhoka nahi dunga
sudha- achcha aap sochiye agar woh tayyar ho gayi kisi aur chudwane ko
toh koi na koi use chodega hi
aur uska fayda uthaye toh
dilip- use jaan se maar dunga
sudha- isi liye toh keh rahi hoon
aapko hi use chodna padega
dilip- aur agar usmein kami huwi toh
sudha- toh uska pati dusri shaadi kar lega
aur uski jindagi barbaad ho jayegi
dilip- sudha yeh kehke chali gayi aur mere dimag mein yehi baat ghoomne lagi
mere dost ki behen ki jindagi barbaad ho jayegi
main time dekha toh 2am
main paint pehna apna room theek kiya
ab 3am
main so gaya.,,.......
dilip- subah 8 baje meri aankh khuli
main utha nahaya dhoya tayyar hoke neeche jaane laga
tabhi sudha seedhi se upar aati huwi dikhi
sudha- chhote maalik aapse baat karni hai
hum dono mere room mein aaye
dilip- batao kya baat hai
sudha ne apni gardan neeche kar li
sudha- main aapse jhut nahi bolna chahti
aapko pata hai maine apko sex karna kyun sikhaya
dilip- nahi pata lekin itna bharosa hai ke tum mujhe dhoka nahi dogi
sudha- mujhe kisi se badla lena hai
jo aap mere chhote maalik mere liye lenge
dilip- kaisa badla
sudha main aisa koi galat kaam nahi karunga jisse meri badi naani ko takleef ho
sudha- chhote maalik aap ko meri kahani sunke yeh faisla karna hoga
ki aap meri madad karenge ke nahin
sudha meri ankhon mein dekhne lagi
dilip- sudha pehle main apne dost ki madad kar lun
phir tumhari kahani bhi sununga
agar mujhe sahi laga toh main tumhare liye badla bhi lunga
[sach baat yeh thi ke sudha ke ankhon mein abhi ansuon ka sailaab aya hua tha
uski ankhon mein ek aisa dard tha
jise shayad main samajh nahi paya
lekin mera dil samajh gaya
meri badi naani kehti hain ke agar kisi baat ka hal na nikle
toh us baat ko thode samay ke liye taal dena chahiye ]
ab tum jao aur apna khyal rakhna
sudha meri taraf badhi aur mere hont pe kiss kiya
sudha- aap bhi apna khyal rakhna chhote maalik
dilip- sudha neeche chali gayi
main bhi neeche gaya
badi naani mai jor se 3 4 baar awaj di
tabhi piche se
kyun itni jor se badi maa ko awaj de rahe ho
main piche muda
[mar gaya yeh toh hitler hai
kuch soch dilip warna tera yeh hitler mama tera dil nikaal lega]
idea
main bade mama ke paas gaya aur unke pair chhue
b mama- khush rahiye
dilip- badi naani bhi aagai
[bach gaya]
badi naani hum kab jayenge
b naani- bas beta 30 minute mein
dilip- [mujhe yaha se khisak lena chahiye]
badi naani main bahar baitha hoon
b naani- beta ek kaam kar tu apni bike pe nikal
main aur tere bade mama aate hain
dilip- theek hai badi maa main wahan se nikla
bike pe baitha aur chal diya bade mama ke ghar
aaj pehli baar darban ne mujhe nahi roka
main andar gaya aur
b maami ko namaste kiya
b maami mujhse najre chura rahi thi
b maami .. chhoti maasi priya aur vanya kahan hai
b maami- vanya school gayi hai aur
simita aur priya wapas shahar chale gaye
dilip- aap mujhse naraj hain
b maami- nahi
dilip- aap ne mujhe abhi tak paani ke liye bhi nahi pucha
b maami- abhi laati hoon
dilip- nahi maami main toh aise hi bol diya
main ab iss ghar ka sadasya hoon
koi mehmaan thodi hoon
badi maami muskuradi
mera kamra kaunsa hai
b maami- yeh hai tumhara room
dilip- bahut achchha hai
pehle kiska tha
b maami- yeh tumhara hi kamra hai
ab tum aaram karo
dilip-yeh kehke badi maami chali gayi
main apna kamra dekhne laga
kamra bahut achcha tha
mere liye kapde shoes cream oil yaha tak ke mere underwear tak the kamre mein
main socha vinay se mil leta hoon
main bahar aaya badi maami shayad apne kamre mein thi
main badi maami ke kamre pe pahuncha toh badi maami bra aur panty pehne hue apni saari kabad
mein se nikaal rahi thi
mere toh hosh hi ud gaye
mujhe sudha ko nanga dekhne mein jitna maja aaya tha
usse kahin jyada mujhe badi maami ko bra aur panty mein dekh maja aarah tha
main ektak badi maami ke peeth ko dekh raha tha
badi maami ek dum gori thi
[tabhi mere dimaag ne mere lund ko 2 4 gaaliyan di aur kaha apni aukaat mein reh woh badi maami
hai
warna tu kabhie khada nahi ho payega]
main waha se bhaaga kitchen mein 3 gilaas paani piya
main kitchen se nikla toh badi maami neeli saari mein sofe pe baithi thi
badi maami main apne dost ke yahan jaa raha hun
badi maami ne gardan haan mein hila di
main bike pe baitha aur chal diya vinay ke ghar
vinay kaisa hai tu
vinay- theek hoon bhaiya
dilip- maa kaisi hai
vinay- wo bhi theek hai
dilip- mujhe didi se milna hai
vinay- theek hai chaliye
dilip- chal baith bike pe
vinay bike pe baith gaya woh mujhe raasta batata gaya
main bike chalata raha
aakhir 2 gaon paar karke hum didi ke sasuraal pahunch gaye
yahan pe main bata dun meri aur vinay ki dosti 10 saal se hai
lekin badi naani ne mujhe bahar ghumne se mana kiya tha
isi liye gaon ke kuch log hi mujhe jaante hain......
Vinay ki didi bhi mujhe nahi jaanti hai
aaj pehli baar main vinay ki didi ko dekhunga....
vinay apni didi ko awaj dene laga
vinay ki didi bahar aayi
vkd- mera bhaiya kaisa hai tu aur maa kaisi hai
vinay- main theek hoon aur maa bhi theek hai
didi meri taraf dekhne lagi
didi yeh chhote maalik hain
dilip- main didi ko namaste kiya
didi ne bhi mujhe namaste kiya
main vinay ko bola ek jaruri baat karni hai
vinay- didi aap andar jao hum abhi aate hain
dilip- maine ek jordaar mukka vinay ki peeth pe mara
dost bolne mein sharam aati hai
vinay- munh se nikal gaya
dilip- achchha sun yeh le
1000 ke do note
vinay- yeh kis liye
dilip- dekh pehli baar main didi ke ghar aaya hoon aur ko gift bhi nahi laya
tu jaa aur didi ke liye ek achchi si sari leke aa
vinay- uske liye toh shheher jana padega
shheher jane aane mein 2 ghante toh lag hi jayenge
dilip- [2 nahi 3 ghante lagenge]
tu jata hai ya ek aur mukka marun
vinay- abhi leke aata hoon
dilip- main ghar ke andar gaya
didi ne mujhe pani diya
main pani peene laga
vkd- vinay kahan hai
dilip- thodi der mein aa jayega
didi mujhe aapse kuch baat karni hai
vkd- jee kahiye
dilip- aap jija jee se jyada pyar karti hain ya apne bhai se
vkd- jee yeh kaisa sawal hai
dilip- bas aap jawab dijiye
vkd- main ek pativarta stri hoon mere liye sabse pehle mere pati aate hain
dilip- toh aapka matlab hai ki kal agar aapke bhai mein ya aapke pati mein se kisi ek ko chunna pade
toh aap apne pati ko chunengi
vkd- aisa kya hua hai jo aap aisi baatein kar rahe hain
dilip- kya fayda jab aap ko apne bhai ki chinta hi nahi hai
vkd- nahi aap bataiye mujhe janna hai
dilip- main didi ko sari baat bata di
didi rone lagi
vkd- yeh kya ho gaya meri wajah se kahin mere bhai ki jindagi na barbaad ho jaye
dilip- aisa kuch nahi hoga maine kuch socha hai
aap ko pehle kisi doctor se apna checkup karwana hoga
vkd- kyun
dilip- doctor se checkup karwane pe humen yeh pata chalega ki kami aap mein hai ya jija jee mein
vkd- isse kya hoga kami mujhme ho ya na ho
yeh dusri shaadi karenge hi
dilip- aur vinay barbaad ho jayega
vkd- yeh aap kya bol rahe hain chhote maalik
dilip- didi agar aap apna checkup karwayegi toh ho sakta hai iska koi ilaaj ho
main vinay ko apna bhai maanta hoo
isi wajah se aap meri didi hui
meri yeh baat maan lijiye
aur main didi ke pair pakad liya
vkd- mere pair chhodiye chhote maalik
dilip- aap jab tak haan nahi kahengi main apke pair nahi chhodunga
vkd- chhote maalik mere pair chhodiye
dilip- mere liye nahi toh apne bhai ke liye hi maan jaiye
vkd-theek hai main tayyar hoon
dilip- main didi ka pair chhod diya
vkd- aaj main mere pati se baat karungi
dilip- kaun si baat
vkd- yahi doctor se checkup karwane ki
dilip- aap jija jee se kuch bhi nahi kahengi
vkd- kyun
didi mujhe ghurne lagi
dilip- apko doctor se dikhane ke liye
jija jee kabhi nahi maanenge
vkd- woh mere pati hain
main unko kisi bhi tarah mana lungi
dilip- woh apke pati hone se pehle ek mard hain
[didi meri baat samajh gayi ke main kya kehna chahta hoon]
vkd- phir bhi main unko bataoongi
dilip- [didi toh maan hi nahi rahi hain
ek baar aur koshish karta hoon]
theek hai aap jija jee ko bata dena
usse pehle aap ko meri ek baat sunni hogi
didi ne apni gardan haa mein hilayi
maan lijiye apne jija jee ko mana liya
doctor ne apka checkup kiya
aapka report sahi aaya toh
vkd- kya matlab
dilip- matlab aap mein kami hogi toh aap apna ilaaj karwa lengi
lekin jija jee kabhie apna ilaaj nahi karwayenge
aur dusri shaadi karenge
vinay barbad ho jayega
aur maa aap dono ke dukh mein mar jayengi
vkd- nahi main karaungi apna checkup
par inko kya kahungi
doctor toh sheher mein hai
yeh kabhie nahi maanenge
dilip- aap jija jee ko boliye
ki maa ki tabiyat kharab hai
aap ko gaon jana hai
jija jee jab aapse puche ki kitne din ke liye jaana hai
toh aap keh dena 1 mahina toh lag hi jayega
vkd- theek hai main inko mana lungi
main khana banati hoon
dilip- 1 ghante baad
dekhiye vinay bhi aa gaya
vinay- didi yeh lo
aapke liye
didi gift ko kholne lagi
usme ek khubsurat saari thi
vkd- bhaiya yeh toh bahut mehngi hai 1700 rupye ki
tere paas itne paise kahan se aaye
vinay- didi yeh toh
dilip- tabhi main vinay ka haath pakda
didi yeh hum dono ki taraf se hai
vkd- aap dono baitho main khana lagati hoon
dilip- hum dono ne khana
hum ne didi ko bye bola
main bike chalane laga
achcha vinay tu ek ghanta late kaise huwa
vinay- kya batau bhaiya
1 ghanta jane mein laga
dukan pe gaya toh koi sari pasand hi nahi aa rahi thi
ek aurat ne meri madad ki
1 ghanta dukaan mein laga gaya
dilip- main apni hansi controle kar raha tha
main vinay ko ghar chhoda aur chal pada mera naya ghar jo hitler ka tha
jab main gate pe pahuncha
darban- chhote maalik kahan the aap 5 ghante se thakur ji bahut gusse mein hai
dilip- yeh sunke meri halat kharab ho gayi....,..
Behad hi shanadar or jabardast update bhai.
Bahut khoob superb.
 

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dilip- mamaji aapne yeh kaise soch liya ki main aap pe goli chalaunga
aur aap sab ko kuch hone dunga
ek aap hi toh hain jo badi naani ke baad mujhe sabse jyada pyar karte hain
c mama- dilip hum jante hai yeh gun humein dedo aur apne aap ko kanoon ke hawale kardo
dilip- maine gun apni kanpatti pe rakh diya
ek baar phir sabki cheekh nikal gayi]
c mama- dilip hum keh rahe hai yeh gun hume dedo
[sab behne rone lagi
vanya ko toh kuch hosh hi nahi tha]
chup karo tum sab
dilip aisa kuch nahi karega woh badi maa se bahut pyar karta hai
use pata hai ki agar use kuch hogaya toh badi maa apni jaan de dengi
dilip- mamaji aap abhi phone karke doctor ranjan aur uski family ko bulaiye
c mama- yeh kya natak laga rakha hai tumne
doctor ranjan ka is sabse kya lena dena
hum keh rahe hain yeh gun hume dedo
dilip- aap doctor ranjan ko bulaenge ki nahi
c mama- dilip[c mama ne chillake kaha]
dilip- [iske aage mamaji kuch keh pate
maine gun apne kandhe pe lagaya
aur trigger daba diya
goli mere kandhe ko chhu ke nikal gayi
bahut tez dard hua
main ladkhada ke girne laga
kisiko kuch samajh nahi aaraha tha
tabhi c mama aur sab meri taraf badhe
maine phirse gun apni kanpatti pe laga diya]
mamaji ab toh aap doctor ko bulaenge na
c mami- bula lijiye na kyun jidd kar rahe hain
[c mama ne doctor ko phone kiya aur bula liya]
c mama- kardiya phone ab yeh gun hume dedo
dilip- aap sab ek saath baith jaiye
[sab ek sath baith gaye]
vidyadi aap 20 cup chai banake laiye
vidya di chali gayi chai banane
aap sab rona band kijiye main mara nahi hoon
aruna- dilip tu aisi baate kyun kar raha hai
dilip- aruna di aap is gharke sab nauker ko abhi chhuti dijiye
security ko bhi
c mama- kya karna chahte ho tum
dilip- main trigger daba dunga
[arunadi jaldi se bahar gayi aur sab ko chhutti dedi
sab nauker chale gaye
arunadi ke sath doctor uski wife aur uski beti bhi aagayi
doctor ne jab mujhe gunke sath dekha toh ulte panw jane laga]
doctor agar ek qadam bhi aage badhaya hai toh goli seedha teri beti ko marunga
chupchaap aake baithja
c mama- dilip
[doctor bina kuch bole aake baith gaya]
[vidyadi chai leke aagayi]
ab aap sab apni ankhein band kijiye
[sabne wahi kiya]
main dheere se aage badha aur apni jeb se ek dabbi nikala usmein se 11 tablets nikaala aur 11 cups
mein daal diya
baaki cups alag kardiya
ab aap sab apni ankhein kholiye aur ek-2 cup chai pilijiye
sabne wahi kiya
10 minute baad sab behosh ho gaye
maine sp ko phone kiya
kaam ho gaya
sp- haa judge sahab ne signature kar diya hai
main akhil ko phone kiya
akhil andar aaya
akhil ke saath 5 ladkiya thi
ekek karke sabne mere pure pariwaar ko truck mein dala
dilip- tune sahi time pe mamaji ko phone kiya ki maine hi mla ke beta aur beti ko kidnap kiya hai
akhil- kamine tune mere hatho ig uski biwi uski beti sp ki biwi ka kidnap karaya aur ab apne pariwaar
ko kidnap kar raha hai kyun
dilip- chal ja bor mat kar
[akhil wahan se chala gaya]
maine ek aur phone kiya
kuch der baat karke rakh diya
ab main intazaar kar raha tha doctor ke hosh mein aaneka..,...
maine doctor ke hath pair bandh diya aur munh pe tape chipka ke so gaya
subah mein
main apni ankhein kholke dekha toh doctor chhatpata raha tha
upar se kandhe mein dard
samajh hi nahi aa raha tha
doctor ko dekhu ya apne zakhm ko
main utha aur doctor ke munhse tape hata diya
doctor- meri biwi aur beti kahan hain
kya kiya tumne unke sath
dilip- itna jor se bolega toh mere kaan ke parde phat jayenge
pehle yeh bata injection kaunsa lun
mere kandhe mein bahut dard ho raha hai
[doctor ne mujhe injection ka naam bataya
phir dawai khake
kuch aram mila]
haa toh doctor ranjan shuru kardo apni kahani apni hi jubaani
doctor- kaunsi kahani dekho yeh tum theek nahi kar rahe ho
dilip- doctor phaltu ka bore mat kar
tu shuru hoga ya main apne aadmi ko bolu ki woh teri beti ke sath shuru ho jae
doctor- main kuch samjha nahi
dilip- main smajhata hoon
tu apni story sunaega
ya teri beti jo 18 saal kuch mahine ki hai
mere aadmi sabse pehle teri beti ka top utarenge
phir jeans utarenge
doctor- nahiii main batata hoon please
dilip- shuru ho jaa
doctor- 1 mahina pehle mujhe kisi ka phone aya private number se
usne bola ek kaam karne ka 50lakh dunga
pehle toh main nahi mana
dilip- jo baat mainhai woh bata
tu apni soch apne paas rakh
doctor- main tayyar ho gaya
usne bola ki is jagah pe milne ko
main milne gaya yeh mla ka beta madan tha
madan bola ki ek ladki ko kidnap karega uski nangi photo leke usko blackmail karega
tumhe sirf usko behosh karne ka kaam karna hai
doctor- maine madan ko saaf bol diya ki ** ka chakkar hoga to main sath nahi hoon
madan ne ne mujhe yakin dilaya ki aisa kuch nahi hai
us din se jab bhi main apni beti ki taraf dekhta
mujhe achchha nahi lagta
kyunki madan jiske sath yeh sab karne wala tha
woh bhi kisi ki beti thi
maine apna irada badal diya
aur madan ne jo address diya tha milne ke liye
main waha jaise hi pahuncha kisike chillane ki awaj aayi
main samajh gaya ki yeh wohi ladki hai
main piche se gaya aur behoshi wala injection uski gardan pe laga diya
lekin jab maine uska chehra dekha toh main dar gaya kyunki yeh thakur sahab ki beti thi
isse pehle main kuch kar pata madan ke aadmi aaye aur usko uthake le gaye
baad mein maine kisi tarah madan se puch liya ki woh kahan hai
main usi jagah pe gaya aur police ki siren bajadi apne mobile mein
madan dar se bhaag gaya
main phir behoshi ka injection laga diya
dilip- aur raaste pe lejaake phenk diya nahi
woh bhi munh pe laal rang lagake
doctor- main dar gaya tha iske alawa mujhe kuch sujha hi nahi
dilip- maine doctor ke haath pair khol diya
jaa
doctor- meri beti aur biwi
dilip- 1 mahine baad tujhe address mil jayega
doctor- please aisa mat karo mujhe meri beti se mila do
dilip- 2 mahine baad
aage agar kuch bola hai toh 4 mahina jaa
doctor chala gaya
maine sp ko phone lagaya
sp- haa bolo
dilip- judge ki beti
sp- unhone signature kar diya toh ab unki beti ka kya kaam hai
unki beti unke ghar pahunch gayi hai
dilip- aur mla ki sari property
sp- sab ko seal kar diya gaya hai
dilip- aur mla ka bazar
sp- waha se hume 600 ladkiya mili hai
aur 2000 aurte
dilip- bomb banane ki factory mein
sp- waha bhi humne chhapa mara hai
defence ministry ne sare sabut ko dekhte hue mla ke khilaaf shoot at sight ka order de diya hai...
dilip- theek hai
ab waqt aagaya hai
sp- kiska
dilip- maine phone kaat diya
30 minute baad
ek aadmi bada sa bag leke andar aaya
aadmi- sir yeh raha aapka samaan all the best
kehke woh chala gaya
maine tv on kiya
news- mla ki sari property ko seal kar diya gaya hai
aur mla ko dekhte hi goli maardene ka order hai
mla house
mla- haramiyo kal mera beta kidnap hua
aaj main barbad ho gaya
aur tum sab gaand mara rahe ho
[mla apne gundo pe chilla raha tha]
aur inspecter tu bhi harami nikla
tere samne noto ki gaddi isliye nahi phenkta hoon
ki aaj koi meri gaand maar ke chala jaye
aur tu kal aake batata hai
ki meri gaand maar li gai
inspecter- sir yeh sab sp ka kiya dhara hai
sp ke sarpe ig ka hath hai
sp ne department mein se kisi ko nahi bataya
ki woh aisa kar raha hai
warna aap toh jaante hain
jab sp aapke khilaaf koi karwahi karne ki sochta tha
sabse pehle main apko batata tha
aur aap magistrate ki beti ko uthwa lete the
mla- ek kahawat hai agar jeet na sako toh kisi ko jeetne bhi na do
sp sp sp
sp aur ig ke ghar ki aurto ko utha lao
jo bhi samne aaye sab ko khatam kardena
kuch gunde bahar chale gaye
tabhi ek aadmi daudta hua andar aaya
yeh mla ka secretary tha
sir abhi hume pata chala hai ki chhote maalik ne thakur ki beti ke sath lafda kiya tha
mla- tu yeh kehna chahta hai ki thakur ne mujhe barbad kardiya
s- sir chhote maalik ko thakur ki beti pe hath nahi dalna chahiye tha
[mla ne apni kamar se gun nikaala aur secretary ko thok diya]
mla- woh mera beta hai isliye woh kuch bhi kar sakta hai
[mla apne gundo ki taraf dekhta hai]
jo bhi thakur ke ghar ki aurto ko mere paas sabse pehle layega
use 50crore rupya dunga
aur agar khaali haath aaye toh ek-2 ko jaan se maar dunga
[sab gundo ke munh se kutte jaisi laar tapakne lagi
sab gunde bhaage thakur ke ghar ki taraf]
1 ghante baad
gunde daudte hue aaye andar aaye
gunda- sir sp ke ghar mein koi nahi hai
aur naahi ig ke ghar mein koi hai
mla- bhosdiwaalo tum sab apne aap ko is shheher ke sabse bade gunde kehte ho
kisi ne meri gaand maarli
aur tum sab ko kuch pata hi nahi hai
gunda- sir ek aur baat samajh mein nahi aarahi hai
hum sab itni musibat mein hain
aur humara boss abhi tak nahi aaya
mla- toh main kya karu
suno madarchodo agar aaj main marunga toh yeh sheher bhi mere sath marega
pure sheher mein dynamite bichha do
dilip house
main deewaar pe tangi photo sab dekh raha tha
tabhi mujhe phone aaya
akhil- kamine tera bada mama yahan se nikal chuka hai
aur woh bhi 500 logo ke sath
dilip- lukkhe ek kaam bhi theek se nahi kar sakta
akhil- ek toh tune mujhe apna plan bataya nahi
upar se mujhe hi gaali de raha hai
teri wajah se merh haddi pasli toot gayi
woh toh meri kismat achchi thi
ki ek devi jaisi maaji ne aake tere mama ko rok liye warna
dilip- badi naani
[maine phone kaat diya]
mujhe kadmo ki awaj aane lagi
maine ek cheej uthaya use apne kandhe mein latkaya
aur jaldi se shawl odh liya
aur sofe ke neeche chhup gaya
ek-2 karke 20 log andar ghuse sab ke hatho mein guns thi
sare gundo ne pura ghar chhaan maara
gunda- koi nahi hai
gunda2- agar hum khaali haath gaye toh mla humen thok dega
dilip- main sofe ke neeche se bahar nikla
tum sab ko toh main thokunga
[sab gunde mujhe dekhke hasne lage]
gunda- tu hume thokega
tu toh abhi theek se paida bhi nahi hua hai
bachche isse pehle hum tujhe jaan se maar de
chala ja yaha se
dilip- yahi bachcha ab tumhari maa chodega
[gundo ne mujhpe gun taan di]
maine apna shawl nikaal diya
gundo ki phat gayi
gunde- bazookaa
dilip- maine bazooka ka munh gundo ki taraf kiya aur trigger daba diya
dhadaam
ek zordaar dhamake ke sath sab gundo ke chithre ud gaye....
dilip- c mama ka ghar jalne laga
maine fire brigade ko pehle hi phone kar diya tha
main mla ko phone lagaya
mla- hello
dilip- beta jinda chahiye ya murda
mla- kaun bol raha hai
dilip- tere bete ka baap
agar tujhe apna beta jinda chahiye toh abhi tu aur tera boss purane khandar mein aaja
[maine phone kaat diya]
main ghar se purane khandar pahuncha
aur neeche zameen pe baith gaya
1 ghante baad mujhe gaadiyo ki awaj aane lagi
main behoshi ka natak karne laga
ek ke baad ek 10 gaadi khandar ke beech aake ruki
gaadi mein se mla bahar nikla
mla- dhundo sab milke dekho kahan hai mera beta
sab madan ko dhundh rahe the
tabhi ek gunde ki najar mujhpe padi
maalik
gunde ne awaj di
mla daudta hua gunde ke paas pahuncha
mla- kahan hai mera beta
[tabhi mla ki najar mujh pe padi]
[kaun hai palat isko
gunde ne mujhe palata]
paani maar iske munh pe
[gunde ne mere munh pe paani mara]
main hosh mein aaya
dilip- pitaji kehte hue main mla ke gale lag gaya
mla ne mujhe apne aap se alag kiya
mla- kaun ho tum
aur mera beta kahan hai
dilip- pitaji yeh aap kya keh rahe hain
main aapka beta madan hoon
[yeh sunke mla aur gundo ka munh khula ka khula reh gaya]
gunda1- maalik yeh hamare sath game khel raha hai
dilip- abe katiye main game khel raha hoon
gunda1- maalik katiye toh mujhe chhote maalik kehte hai
mla- aisa kaise ho sakta hai
tumhari shakal mere bete se nahi milti
dilip- pitaji agar aapko yakin nahi hai toh aap mujhe goli maar dijiye
mla- ek aisi baat hai jo mere alawa sirf mere bete ko pata hai
woh kaunsi baat hai
dilip- sabke samne batau
mla- haa
dilip- sabse pehle jis ladki ko aapne becha tha
woh aapki sagi behen thi
mla- ab mujhe yakin ho gaya ki tu mera beta hai
par tera chehra
aur tujhe kidnap kisne kiya hai
dilip- aap uska kuch nahi bigaad sakte
mla- tu apne baap ko challange kar raha hai
dilip- nahi
mla- phir bata kaun hai woh harami
dilip- aapka boss
usne hi hume barbaad kiya hai
aur woh yahi pe hai
mla- aisa nahi ho sakta
dilip- maine kaha tha
aap uska kuch nahi bigaad sakte
mla- harami cm aisa nahi kar sakta [mla ne cheekhte hue kaha]
[ek goli katiye ke bheje ko cheerti hui nikal gayi]
dilip- maine aapko kaha tha na ki woh yahi pe hai
woh mujhe maar dega
mla- koi nahi marega tujhe main hoon na
khade khade munh kya dekh rahe ho
cm jahan bhi dikhe thokdo
sab alag hogaye goliyo ki awaj aane lagi
ek ek karke mla ke saare gunde neeche girte gaye
jab sare gunde mar gaye
tabhi mujhe goli lagi aur main mar gaya
mla- madan mere bete uthja
ek maskman ne mla ki kanpatti pe gun taan diya
mla- main tujhe 100crore rupya dunga
bas mujhe cm ko marna hai
maskman ne turant cm ko call kiya
maskman- cm 30 minute mein aaraha hai
tum cm ke khilaaf jitne bhi saboot hai woh tum bologe aur main record karunga
[15 minute mein hi mla ne saare saboot gina diye]
tabhi gaadi ki awaj aayi maskman chhip gaya
cm jaise hi gaadi se utra mla ne cm ke seene mein 6 ki 6 goli daag di
cm wahin pe dher ho gaya
maskman ne mla ke sar mein goli maar di
mla bhi wahi pe dher ho gaya
dilip- main angdayi lete hue utha
aur bola maskman se
waah sp sir humara plan kamyab ho gaya......
sp- yeh sab chhodo pehle tum mujhe poori baat batao
mujhe toh yaqeen nahi ho raha hai
gaon ke ek 18 saal ke ladke ne yeh sab soch kaise liya
dilip- sir aapko pata hai hath mein 5 ungli kyun hoti hai
insaan ki insaniyat
deshbhakti
maa ki mamta
behen ki izzat
aur pariwaar ka pyar
jab madan ne mujhe bataya ki uska baap mla bomb bhi banata hai
toh mera dimaag ghum gaya maine apni badi naani ke bhai jo abhi india ke defence minister hain
turant unhe phone kiya
dm- dilip tumne mujhse wada kiya tha ki tum koi galat kaam nahi kar rahe ho
tumne jo baat batayi hai
usse yeh saaf ho gaya hai ki ab yeh national security ka mamla hai
tum isse piche hat jao main kuch karta hoon
dilip- apko pata hai ki ab main peeche nahi hat sakta
agar maine mla aur uske bete ko aise hi chhod diya toh woh kitni aur ladkiyon ki zindagi barbaad
kardega
yeh baat bhi chhod dijiye ab mla ek deshdrohi hai aur ek indian hone ke naate main apne desh ko
bachane ke liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon
aap meri madad kare ya na kare
mla aur uske bete ko saza milke rahegi
df- agar tum yahi chahte ho toh theek hai
main tumhari madad karunga
ek baat yaad rahe tumhare mission ke beech kisi bhi masoom ki jaan nahi jani chahiye
aur nahi kisi ladki ki izzat
agar tum mujhe yakin dilate ho toh
dilip- main aapse wada karta hoon
phir maine akhil ko blackmail karke arushi ig sir aur unki family aapki family aur meri family teeno ko
kidnap karake gaon bhej diya
kyunki mujhe pata tha ki
mla sabse pehle hum sabki family pe waar karega
uske baad maine dm se kuch hathiyar mangaya
phir maine dm ko kaha ki woh aapko sab sach batade
sp- yeh toh achcha hua dm ne mujhe sab bata diya warna jab mujhe pata chala ki tumne meri poori
family ko kidnap kar liya
main toh tumhe maarne bhi aaraha tha
par tumne apne mama ke ghar pe gundo ko bazooka se kyun uda diya
dilip- sir woh 20 the aur main akayla agar mere gun se ek goli chalti toh woh 20 goli chala dete
isse achcha maine sabko uda diya
waise bhi sab deshdrohi the
phir baad ka sab toh aapko pata hi hai
aur sir aap yeh jo abhi tak recording kar rahe hain
woh band kar dijiye
iska koi fayda nahi hai
kyunki maine kuch galat nahi kiya hai
[maine muskura ke kaha]
sp- tumne hathiyar kaise chala liya
dilip- film aaj kal film mein sab kuch dikha dete hain
sp- par madan aur uski behen kahan hai
dilip- nimmi apni maansi ke yahan hai
aur madan aapko toh kya kisi ko nahi milega
sp- tumne use kahi maar toh nahi diya
dilip- uski saza maut nahi hai
aur haa kal ke news mein mujhe hero mat bana dijiyega
warna mere gharwale mera munh laal kardenge
khaas kar bade mama
sp- tum bade thakur se kuch jyada nahi darte
[tabhi gaadiyo ki awaaz aagayi]
dilip- lagta hai bade mama aa gaye
main behosh ho raha hoon
aapko jo story banake sunani ho sunadijiyega
[aur main behosh ho gaya]
bade mama gaadi se utre unhone sp pe gun taan di
sp ne apna hath upar utha liya
sp ne b mama ko sab samjha diya
b mama ne mujhko gaadi ke andar apni god mein sulaya
mere liye yeh toh 8waa ajooba tha
gaadi apni raftaar se chal rahi thi
pata nahi kab main b mama ke god mein so gaya.....
gaon pahunchne mein shaam ho gayi
main abhi bhi soya hua tha
jab gaadi haveli ke andar gayi toh badi naani daudti gaadi ke paas pahunchi
driver ne gate khola
b mama mujhe god mein uthake andar hall mein legaye aur sofe pe leta diya
b naani- dharmesh kya hua dilip ko
b mama- badi maa kuch nahi hua hai dilip ko
[tabhi meri ankh khuli]
main dekha badi naani ro rahi hain
dilip- badi naani aap ro kyun rahi hain
b naani- tujhe kuch ho jata toh
dilip- par hua toh nahi na
ab aap rona band kijiye
b naani- tu jaake apne room mein aram kar
[main waha se apne room gaya nahake kapre pehna]
aur apne room se bahar aaya
maine naukar se pucha ki akhil kaunse room mein hai
main pahuncha akhil ke room
gate knock kiya
akhil ne gate khola
aur mujhe ghurne laga
dilip- ghurta rahega kya
chal hat andar aane de
main bed pe baith gaya
aur kya haal hain tere
akhil- appun ke tere se baat nahi karni tu ja yaha se
dilip- are tu abhi tak naraz hai
akhil- haa
dilip- kyun
akhil- tune wada kiya tha ki hum milke mla ko barabaad karenge
par tune appun ko yaha bhej diya
dilip- aur agar tujhe kuch ho jata toh arushi apni jaan de deti
akhil- manhoos baate mat kar
dilip- pehle poori baat sun phir jo karna ho karna
[maine poora plan akhil ko bata diya]
akhil- kitna bada kameena hai tu
jis sp se koi baat karne mein darta tha
tune usse judge ki beti ka kidnap karwa liya
dilip- ab batata hoon ki sp ne bade mama ko kya bataya
yeh sab dilip majburi mein kar raha tha
megha ki photo ke jariye madan ne dilip ko blackmail kiya
madan ne khud dilip se apni kidnapping karwai
mla madan ka baap nahi tha
mla ne hi madan ke maa baap ko mara tha
madan mla ko barbaad karna chahta tha
madan ne mla ke khilaaf saare sabut mere ghar bhej diya
maine mla ke khilaaf kaarwahi ki
phir baad mein jab dilip ko pata chala ki mla bomb bhi banata hai
toh dilip dar gaya
dilip ne mujhko phone kiya
maine dilip ko bola ki apni family ko behosh kare main apni family ig ki family aur doctor ki family ko
tere gaon bhej dega
phir maine plan banaya main dilip ko bola ki woh madan ko purane khandar mein bulaye
hum use wahi arrest karenge
lekin jab hum waha pahunche toh waha koi nahi tha
tabhi waha pe bahut si gaadi aayi ek gaadi mein se mla nikla
phir ek gaadi aayi usmein se cm nikla
cm ke munh pe tape laga hua tha
mla soch raha tha ki cm ne hi usko barbaad kiya hai
mla ne cm ko goli maar di
phir maine mla ke ek ek aadmi ko goli maar diya
dilip ke kandhe mein dard hone laga
isi liye woh behosh hai
akhil- yeh sp bhi kam nahi hai
par tere mama ko toh maine bata diya ki tune hi yeh sab kiya hai
dilip- sp ne bhi mama ko bata diya ki sp ne hi tujhe bola tha ki dilip ka naam batana
akhil- matlab asli plan tujhe mujhe aur sp ko hi pata hai
dilip- jab ig yahan se jayega toh sp yeh baat use bhi batadega
akhil- matlab news mein kal tera naam bhi ayega
dilip- nahi re media walo ko sp alag kahani sunaega
akhil- kyun
dilip- kyunki na main aur na bade mama chahte hai ki mera naam is case mein aaye
akhil- achcha sun kal main aur arushi chale jayenge arushi ko college bhi jana hai na
dilip- ab koi galat kaam mat karna tere account mein 1crore rupya toh hai hi
[yeh kehke main hall mein gaya toh dekh b mama c mama aur ig baate kar rahe the]
main vanya ke room ki taraf jane laga
main gate knock kiya
vanya ne gate khola mujhe dekha phir gate mere munh pe band kar diya....
dilip- chalo aur behne hai
pehle unko manata hoon
main vidya di ke room pahuncha
toh dekha vidya di aur aruna di baate kar rahe the
 

Naik

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dilip- mamaji aapne yeh kaise soch liya ki main aap pe goli chalaunga
aur aap sab ko kuch hone dunga
ek aap hi toh hain jo badi naani ke baad mujhe sabse jyada pyar karte hain
c mama- dilip hum jante hai yeh gun humein dedo aur apne aap ko kanoon ke hawale kardo
dilip- maine gun apni kanpatti pe rakh diya
ek baar phir sabki cheekh nikal gayi]
c mama- dilip hum keh rahe hai yeh gun hume dedo
[sab behne rone lagi
vanya ko toh kuch hosh hi nahi tha]
chup karo tum sab
dilip aisa kuch nahi karega woh badi maa se bahut pyar karta hai
use pata hai ki agar use kuch hogaya toh badi maa apni jaan de dengi
dilip- mamaji aap abhi phone karke doctor ranjan aur uski family ko bulaiye
c mama- yeh kya natak laga rakha hai tumne
doctor ranjan ka is sabse kya lena dena
hum keh rahe hain yeh gun hume dedo
dilip- aap doctor ranjan ko bulaenge ki nahi
c mama- dilip[c mama ne chillake kaha]
dilip- [iske aage mamaji kuch keh pate
maine gun apne kandhe pe lagaya
aur trigger daba diya
goli mere kandhe ko chhu ke nikal gayi
bahut tez dard hua
main ladkhada ke girne laga
kisiko kuch samajh nahi aaraha tha
tabhi c mama aur sab meri taraf badhe
maine phirse gun apni kanpatti pe laga diya]
mamaji ab toh aap doctor ko bulaenge na
c mami- bula lijiye na kyun jidd kar rahe hain
[c mama ne doctor ko phone kiya aur bula liya]
c mama- kardiya phone ab yeh gun hume dedo
dilip- aap sab ek saath baith jaiye
[sab ek sath baith gaye]
vidyadi aap 20 cup chai banake laiye
vidya di chali gayi chai banane
aap sab rona band kijiye main mara nahi hoon
aruna- dilip tu aisi baate kyun kar raha hai
dilip- aruna di aap is gharke sab nauker ko abhi chhuti dijiye
security ko bhi
c mama- kya karna chahte ho tum
dilip- main trigger daba dunga
[arunadi jaldi se bahar gayi aur sab ko chhutti dedi
sab nauker chale gaye
arunadi ke sath doctor uski wife aur uski beti bhi aagayi
doctor ne jab mujhe gunke sath dekha toh ulte panw jane laga]
doctor agar ek qadam bhi aage badhaya hai toh goli seedha teri beti ko marunga
chupchaap aake baithja
c mama- dilip
[doctor bina kuch bole aake baith gaya]
[vidyadi chai leke aagayi]
ab aap sab apni ankhein band kijiye
[sabne wahi kiya]
main dheere se aage badha aur apni jeb se ek dabbi nikala usmein se 11 tablets nikaala aur 11 cups
mein daal diya
baaki cups alag kardiya
ab aap sab apni ankhein kholiye aur ek-2 cup chai pilijiye
sabne wahi kiya
10 minute baad sab behosh ho gaye
maine sp ko phone kiya
kaam ho gaya
sp- haa judge sahab ne signature kar diya hai
main akhil ko phone kiya
akhil andar aaya
akhil ke saath 5 ladkiya thi
ekek karke sabne mere pure pariwaar ko truck mein dala
dilip- tune sahi time pe mamaji ko phone kiya ki maine hi mla ke beta aur beti ko kidnap kiya hai
akhil- kamine tune mere hatho ig uski biwi uski beti sp ki biwi ka kidnap karaya aur ab apne pariwaar
ko kidnap kar raha hai kyun
dilip- chal ja bor mat kar
[akhil wahan se chala gaya]
maine ek aur phone kiya
kuch der baat karke rakh diya
ab main intazaar kar raha tha doctor ke hosh mein aaneka..,...
maine doctor ke hath pair bandh diya aur munh pe tape chipka ke so gaya
subah mein
main apni ankhein kholke dekha toh doctor chhatpata raha tha
upar se kandhe mein dard
samajh hi nahi aa raha tha
doctor ko dekhu ya apne zakhm ko
main utha aur doctor ke munhse tape hata diya
doctor- meri biwi aur beti kahan hain
kya kiya tumne unke sath
dilip- itna jor se bolega toh mere kaan ke parde phat jayenge
pehle yeh bata injection kaunsa lun
mere kandhe mein bahut dard ho raha hai
[doctor ne mujhe injection ka naam bataya
phir dawai khake
kuch aram mila]
haa toh doctor ranjan shuru kardo apni kahani apni hi jubaani
doctor- kaunsi kahani dekho yeh tum theek nahi kar rahe ho
dilip- doctor phaltu ka bore mat kar
tu shuru hoga ya main apne aadmi ko bolu ki woh teri beti ke sath shuru ho jae
doctor- main kuch samjha nahi
dilip- main smajhata hoon
tu apni story sunaega
ya teri beti jo 18 saal kuch mahine ki hai
mere aadmi sabse pehle teri beti ka top utarenge
phir jeans utarenge
doctor- nahiii main batata hoon please
dilip- shuru ho jaa
doctor- 1 mahina pehle mujhe kisi ka phone aya private number se
usne bola ek kaam karne ka 50lakh dunga
pehle toh main nahi mana
dilip- jo baat mainhai woh bata
tu apni soch apne paas rakh
doctor- main tayyar ho gaya
usne bola ki is jagah pe milne ko
main milne gaya yeh mla ka beta madan tha
madan bola ki ek ladki ko kidnap karega uski nangi photo leke usko blackmail karega
tumhe sirf usko behosh karne ka kaam karna hai
doctor- maine madan ko saaf bol diya ki ** ka chakkar hoga to main sath nahi hoon
madan ne ne mujhe yakin dilaya ki aisa kuch nahi hai
us din se jab bhi main apni beti ki taraf dekhta
mujhe achchha nahi lagta
kyunki madan jiske sath yeh sab karne wala tha
woh bhi kisi ki beti thi
maine apna irada badal diya
aur madan ne jo address diya tha milne ke liye
main waha jaise hi pahuncha kisike chillane ki awaj aayi
main samajh gaya ki yeh wohi ladki hai
main piche se gaya aur behoshi wala injection uski gardan pe laga diya
lekin jab maine uska chehra dekha toh main dar gaya kyunki yeh thakur sahab ki beti thi
isse pehle main kuch kar pata madan ke aadmi aaye aur usko uthake le gaye
baad mein maine kisi tarah madan se puch liya ki woh kahan hai
main usi jagah pe gaya aur police ki siren bajadi apne mobile mein
madan dar se bhaag gaya
main phir behoshi ka injection laga diya
dilip- aur raaste pe lejaake phenk diya nahi
woh bhi munh pe laal rang lagake
doctor- main dar gaya tha iske alawa mujhe kuch sujha hi nahi
dilip- maine doctor ke haath pair khol diya
jaa
doctor- meri beti aur biwi
dilip- 1 mahine baad tujhe address mil jayega
doctor- please aisa mat karo mujhe meri beti se mila do
dilip- 2 mahine baad
aage agar kuch bola hai toh 4 mahina jaa
doctor chala gaya
maine sp ko phone lagaya
sp- haa bolo
dilip- judge ki beti
sp- unhone signature kar diya toh ab unki beti ka kya kaam hai
unki beti unke ghar pahunch gayi hai
dilip- aur mla ki sari property
sp- sab ko seal kar diya gaya hai
dilip- aur mla ka bazar
sp- waha se hume 600 ladkiya mili hai
aur 2000 aurte
dilip- bomb banane ki factory mein
sp- waha bhi humne chhapa mara hai
defence ministry ne sare sabut ko dekhte hue mla ke khilaaf shoot at sight ka order de diya hai...
dilip- theek hai
ab waqt aagaya hai
sp- kiska
dilip- maine phone kaat diya
30 minute baad
ek aadmi bada sa bag leke andar aaya
aadmi- sir yeh raha aapka samaan all the best
kehke woh chala gaya
maine tv on kiya
news- mla ki sari property ko seal kar diya gaya hai
aur mla ko dekhte hi goli maardene ka order hai
mla house
mla- haramiyo kal mera beta kidnap hua
aaj main barbad ho gaya
aur tum sab gaand mara rahe ho
[mla apne gundo pe chilla raha tha]
aur inspecter tu bhi harami nikla
tere samne noto ki gaddi isliye nahi phenkta hoon
ki aaj koi meri gaand maar ke chala jaye
aur tu kal aake batata hai
ki meri gaand maar li gai
inspecter- sir yeh sab sp ka kiya dhara hai
sp ke sarpe ig ka hath hai
sp ne department mein se kisi ko nahi bataya
ki woh aisa kar raha hai
warna aap toh jaante hain
jab sp aapke khilaaf koi karwahi karne ki sochta tha
sabse pehle main apko batata tha
aur aap magistrate ki beti ko uthwa lete the
mla- ek kahawat hai agar jeet na sako toh kisi ko jeetne bhi na do
sp sp sp
sp aur ig ke ghar ki aurto ko utha lao
jo bhi samne aaye sab ko khatam kardena
kuch gunde bahar chale gaye
tabhi ek aadmi daudta hua andar aaya
yeh mla ka secretary tha
sir abhi hume pata chala hai ki chhote maalik ne thakur ki beti ke sath lafda kiya tha
mla- tu yeh kehna chahta hai ki thakur ne mujhe barbad kardiya
s- sir chhote maalik ko thakur ki beti pe hath nahi dalna chahiye tha
[mla ne apni kamar se gun nikaala aur secretary ko thok diya]
mla- woh mera beta hai isliye woh kuch bhi kar sakta hai
[mla apne gundo ki taraf dekhta hai]
jo bhi thakur ke ghar ki aurto ko mere paas sabse pehle layega
use 50crore rupya dunga
aur agar khaali haath aaye toh ek-2 ko jaan se maar dunga
[sab gundo ke munh se kutte jaisi laar tapakne lagi
sab gunde bhaage thakur ke ghar ki taraf]
1 ghante baad
gunde daudte hue aaye andar aaye
gunda- sir sp ke ghar mein koi nahi hai
aur naahi ig ke ghar mein koi hai
mla- bhosdiwaalo tum sab apne aap ko is shheher ke sabse bade gunde kehte ho
kisi ne meri gaand maarli
aur tum sab ko kuch pata hi nahi hai
gunda- sir ek aur baat samajh mein nahi aarahi hai
hum sab itni musibat mein hain
aur humara boss abhi tak nahi aaya
mla- toh main kya karu
suno madarchodo agar aaj main marunga toh yeh sheher bhi mere sath marega
pure sheher mein dynamite bichha do
dilip house
main deewaar pe tangi photo sab dekh raha tha
tabhi mujhe phone aaya
akhil- kamine tera bada mama yahan se nikal chuka hai
aur woh bhi 500 logo ke sath
dilip- lukkhe ek kaam bhi theek se nahi kar sakta
akhil- ek toh tune mujhe apna plan bataya nahi
upar se mujhe hi gaali de raha hai
teri wajah se merh haddi pasli toot gayi
woh toh meri kismat achchi thi
ki ek devi jaisi maaji ne aake tere mama ko rok liye warna
dilip- badi naani
[maine phone kaat diya]
mujhe kadmo ki awaj aane lagi
maine ek cheej uthaya use apne kandhe mein latkaya
aur jaldi se shawl odh liya
aur sofe ke neeche chhup gaya
ek-2 karke 20 log andar ghuse sab ke hatho mein guns thi
sare gundo ne pura ghar chhaan maara
gunda- koi nahi hai
gunda2- agar hum khaali haath gaye toh mla humen thok dega
dilip- main sofe ke neeche se bahar nikla
tum sab ko toh main thokunga
[sab gunde mujhe dekhke hasne lage]
gunda- tu hume thokega
tu toh abhi theek se paida bhi nahi hua hai
bachche isse pehle hum tujhe jaan se maar de
chala ja yaha se
dilip- yahi bachcha ab tumhari maa chodega
[gundo ne mujhpe gun taan di]
maine apna shawl nikaal diya
gundo ki phat gayi
gunde- bazookaa
dilip- maine bazooka ka munh gundo ki taraf kiya aur trigger daba diya
dhadaam
ek zordaar dhamake ke sath sab gundo ke chithre ud gaye....
dilip- c mama ka ghar jalne laga
maine fire brigade ko pehle hi phone kar diya tha
main mla ko phone lagaya
mla- hello
dilip- beta jinda chahiye ya murda
mla- kaun bol raha hai
dilip- tere bete ka baap
agar tujhe apna beta jinda chahiye toh abhi tu aur tera boss purane khandar mein aaja
[maine phone kaat diya]
main ghar se purane khandar pahuncha
aur neeche zameen pe baith gaya
1 ghante baad mujhe gaadiyo ki awaj aane lagi
main behoshi ka natak karne laga
ek ke baad ek 10 gaadi khandar ke beech aake ruki
gaadi mein se mla bahar nikla
mla- dhundo sab milke dekho kahan hai mera beta
sab madan ko dhundh rahe the
tabhi ek gunde ki najar mujhpe padi
maalik
gunde ne awaj di
mla daudta hua gunde ke paas pahuncha
mla- kahan hai mera beta
[tabhi mla ki najar mujh pe padi]
[kaun hai palat isko
gunde ne mujhe palata]
paani maar iske munh pe
[gunde ne mere munh pe paani mara]
main hosh mein aaya
dilip- pitaji kehte hue main mla ke gale lag gaya
mla ne mujhe apne aap se alag kiya
mla- kaun ho tum
aur mera beta kahan hai
dilip- pitaji yeh aap kya keh rahe hain
main aapka beta madan hoon
[yeh sunke mla aur gundo ka munh khula ka khula reh gaya]
gunda1- maalik yeh hamare sath game khel raha hai
dilip- abe katiye main game khel raha hoon
gunda1- maalik katiye toh mujhe chhote maalik kehte hai
mla- aisa kaise ho sakta hai
tumhari shakal mere bete se nahi milti
dilip- pitaji agar aapko yakin nahi hai toh aap mujhe goli maar dijiye
mla- ek aisi baat hai jo mere alawa sirf mere bete ko pata hai
woh kaunsi baat hai
dilip- sabke samne batau
mla- haa
dilip- sabse pehle jis ladki ko aapne becha tha
woh aapki sagi behen thi
mla- ab mujhe yakin ho gaya ki tu mera beta hai
par tera chehra
aur tujhe kidnap kisne kiya hai
dilip- aap uska kuch nahi bigaad sakte
mla- tu apne baap ko challange kar raha hai
dilip- nahi
mla- phir bata kaun hai woh harami
dilip- aapka boss
usne hi hume barbaad kiya hai
aur woh yahi pe hai
mla- aisa nahi ho sakta
dilip- maine kaha tha
aap uska kuch nahi bigaad sakte
mla- harami cm aisa nahi kar sakta [mla ne cheekhte hue kaha]
[ek goli katiye ke bheje ko cheerti hui nikal gayi]
dilip- maine aapko kaha tha na ki woh yahi pe hai
woh mujhe maar dega
mla- koi nahi marega tujhe main hoon na
khade khade munh kya dekh rahe ho
cm jahan bhi dikhe thokdo
sab alag hogaye goliyo ki awaj aane lagi
ek ek karke mla ke saare gunde neeche girte gaye
jab sare gunde mar gaye
tabhi mujhe goli lagi aur main mar gaya
mla- madan mere bete uthja
ek maskman ne mla ki kanpatti pe gun taan diya
mla- main tujhe 100crore rupya dunga
bas mujhe cm ko marna hai
maskman ne turant cm ko call kiya
maskman- cm 30 minute mein aaraha hai
tum cm ke khilaaf jitne bhi saboot hai woh tum bologe aur main record karunga
[15 minute mein hi mla ne saare saboot gina diye]
tabhi gaadi ki awaj aayi maskman chhip gaya
cm jaise hi gaadi se utra mla ne cm ke seene mein 6 ki 6 goli daag di
cm wahin pe dher ho gaya
maskman ne mla ke sar mein goli maar di
mla bhi wahi pe dher ho gaya
dilip- main angdayi lete hue utha
aur bola maskman se
waah sp sir humara plan kamyab ho gaya......
sp- yeh sab chhodo pehle tum mujhe poori baat batao
mujhe toh yaqeen nahi ho raha hai
gaon ke ek 18 saal ke ladke ne yeh sab soch kaise liya
dilip- sir aapko pata hai hath mein 5 ungli kyun hoti hai
insaan ki insaniyat
deshbhakti
maa ki mamta
behen ki izzat
aur pariwaar ka pyar
jab madan ne mujhe bataya ki uska baap mla bomb bhi banata hai
toh mera dimaag ghum gaya maine apni badi naani ke bhai jo abhi india ke defence minister hain
turant unhe phone kiya
dm- dilip tumne mujhse wada kiya tha ki tum koi galat kaam nahi kar rahe ho
tumne jo baat batayi hai
usse yeh saaf ho gaya hai ki ab yeh national security ka mamla hai
tum isse piche hat jao main kuch karta hoon
dilip- apko pata hai ki ab main peeche nahi hat sakta
agar maine mla aur uske bete ko aise hi chhod diya toh woh kitni aur ladkiyon ki zindagi barbaad
kardega
yeh baat bhi chhod dijiye ab mla ek deshdrohi hai aur ek indian hone ke naate main apne desh ko
bachane ke liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon
aap meri madad kare ya na kare
mla aur uske bete ko saza milke rahegi
df- agar tum yahi chahte ho toh theek hai
main tumhari madad karunga
ek baat yaad rahe tumhare mission ke beech kisi bhi masoom ki jaan nahi jani chahiye
aur nahi kisi ladki ki izzat
agar tum mujhe yakin dilate ho toh
dilip- main aapse wada karta hoon
phir maine akhil ko blackmail karke arushi ig sir aur unki family aapki family aur meri family teeno ko
kidnap karake gaon bhej diya
kyunki mujhe pata tha ki
mla sabse pehle hum sabki family pe waar karega
uske baad maine dm se kuch hathiyar mangaya
phir maine dm ko kaha ki woh aapko sab sach batade
sp- yeh toh achcha hua dm ne mujhe sab bata diya warna jab mujhe pata chala ki tumne meri poori
family ko kidnap kar liya
main toh tumhe maarne bhi aaraha tha
par tumne apne mama ke ghar pe gundo ko bazooka se kyun uda diya
dilip- sir woh 20 the aur main akayla agar mere gun se ek goli chalti toh woh 20 goli chala dete
isse achcha maine sabko uda diya
waise bhi sab deshdrohi the
phir baad ka sab toh aapko pata hi hai
aur sir aap yeh jo abhi tak recording kar rahe hain
woh band kar dijiye
iska koi fayda nahi hai
kyunki maine kuch galat nahi kiya hai
[maine muskura ke kaha]
sp- tumne hathiyar kaise chala liya
dilip- film aaj kal film mein sab kuch dikha dete hain
sp- par madan aur uski behen kahan hai
dilip- nimmi apni maansi ke yahan hai
aur madan aapko toh kya kisi ko nahi milega
sp- tumne use kahi maar toh nahi diya
dilip- uski saza maut nahi hai
aur haa kal ke news mein mujhe hero mat bana dijiyega
warna mere gharwale mera munh laal kardenge
khaas kar bade mama
sp- tum bade thakur se kuch jyada nahi darte
[tabhi gaadiyo ki awaaz aagayi]
dilip- lagta hai bade mama aa gaye
main behosh ho raha hoon
aapko jo story banake sunani ho sunadijiyega
[aur main behosh ho gaya]
bade mama gaadi se utre unhone sp pe gun taan di
sp ne apna hath upar utha liya
sp ne b mama ko sab samjha diya
b mama ne mujhko gaadi ke andar apni god mein sulaya
mere liye yeh toh 8waa ajooba tha
gaadi apni raftaar se chal rahi thi
pata nahi kab main b mama ke god mein so gaya.....
gaon pahunchne mein shaam ho gayi
main abhi bhi soya hua tha
jab gaadi haveli ke andar gayi toh badi naani daudti gaadi ke paas pahunchi
driver ne gate khola
b mama mujhe god mein uthake andar hall mein legaye aur sofe pe leta diya
b naani- dharmesh kya hua dilip ko
b mama- badi maa kuch nahi hua hai dilip ko
[tabhi meri ankh khuli]
main dekha badi naani ro rahi hain
dilip- badi naani aap ro kyun rahi hain
b naani- tujhe kuch ho jata toh
dilip- par hua toh nahi na
ab aap rona band kijiye
b naani- tu jaake apne room mein aram kar
[main waha se apne room gaya nahake kapre pehna]
aur apne room se bahar aaya
maine naukar se pucha ki akhil kaunse room mein hai
main pahuncha akhil ke room
gate knock kiya
akhil ne gate khola
aur mujhe ghurne laga
dilip- ghurta rahega kya
chal hat andar aane de
main bed pe baith gaya
aur kya haal hain tere
akhil- appun ke tere se baat nahi karni tu ja yaha se
dilip- are tu abhi tak naraz hai
akhil- haa
dilip- kyun
akhil- tune wada kiya tha ki hum milke mla ko barabaad karenge
par tune appun ko yaha bhej diya
dilip- aur agar tujhe kuch ho jata toh arushi apni jaan de deti
akhil- manhoos baate mat kar
dilip- pehle poori baat sun phir jo karna ho karna
[maine poora plan akhil ko bata diya]
akhil- kitna bada kameena hai tu
jis sp se koi baat karne mein darta tha
tune usse judge ki beti ka kidnap karwa liya
dilip- ab batata hoon ki sp ne bade mama ko kya bataya
yeh sab dilip majburi mein kar raha tha
megha ki photo ke jariye madan ne dilip ko blackmail kiya
madan ne khud dilip se apni kidnapping karwai
mla madan ka baap nahi tha
mla ne hi madan ke maa baap ko mara tha
madan mla ko barbaad karna chahta tha
madan ne mla ke khilaaf saare sabut mere ghar bhej diya
maine mla ke khilaaf kaarwahi ki
phir baad mein jab dilip ko pata chala ki mla bomb bhi banata hai
toh dilip dar gaya
dilip ne mujhko phone kiya
maine dilip ko bola ki apni family ko behosh kare main apni family ig ki family aur doctor ki family ko
tere gaon bhej dega
phir maine plan banaya main dilip ko bola ki woh madan ko purane khandar mein bulaye
hum use wahi arrest karenge
lekin jab hum waha pahunche toh waha koi nahi tha
tabhi waha pe bahut si gaadi aayi ek gaadi mein se mla nikla
phir ek gaadi aayi usmein se cm nikla
cm ke munh pe tape laga hua tha
mla soch raha tha ki cm ne hi usko barbaad kiya hai
mla ne cm ko goli maar di
phir maine mla ke ek ek aadmi ko goli maar diya
dilip ke kandhe mein dard hone laga
isi liye woh behosh hai
akhil- yeh sp bhi kam nahi hai
par tere mama ko toh maine bata diya ki tune hi yeh sab kiya hai
dilip- sp ne bhi mama ko bata diya ki sp ne hi tujhe bola tha ki dilip ka naam batana
akhil- matlab asli plan tujhe mujhe aur sp ko hi pata hai
dilip- jab ig yahan se jayega toh sp yeh baat use bhi batadega
akhil- matlab news mein kal tera naam bhi ayega
dilip- nahi re media walo ko sp alag kahani sunaega
akhil- kyun
dilip- kyunki na main aur na bade mama chahte hai ki mera naam is case mein aaye
akhil- achcha sun kal main aur arushi chale jayenge arushi ko college bhi jana hai na
dilip- ab koi galat kaam mat karna tere account mein 1crore rupya toh hai hi
[yeh kehke main hall mein gaya toh dekh b mama c mama aur ig baate kar rahe the]
main vanya ke room ki taraf jane laga
main gate knock kiya
vanya ne gate khola mujhe dekha phir gate mere munh pe band kar diya....
dilip- chalo aur behne hai
pehle unko manata hoon
main vidya di ke room pahuncha
toh dekha vidya di aur aruna di baate kar rahe the
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dilip- mamaji aapne yeh kaise soch liya ki main aap pe goli chalaunga
aur aap sab ko kuch hone dunga
ek aap hi toh hain jo badi naani ke baad mujhe sabse jyada pyar karte hain
c mama- dilip hum jante hai yeh gun humein dedo aur apne aap ko kanoon ke hawale kardo
dilip- maine gun apni kanpatti pe rakh diya
ek baar phir sabki cheekh nikal gayi]
c mama- dilip hum keh rahe hai yeh gun hume dedo
[sab behne rone lagi
vanya ko toh kuch hosh hi nahi tha]
chup karo tum sab
dilip aisa kuch nahi karega woh badi maa se bahut pyar karta hai
use pata hai ki agar use kuch hogaya toh badi maa apni jaan de dengi
dilip- mamaji aap abhi phone karke doctor ranjan aur uski family ko bulaiye
c mama- yeh kya natak laga rakha hai tumne
doctor ranjan ka is sabse kya lena dena
hum keh rahe hain yeh gun hume dedo
dilip- aap doctor ranjan ko bulaenge ki nahi
c mama- dilip[c mama ne chillake kaha]
dilip- [iske aage mamaji kuch keh pate
maine gun apne kandhe pe lagaya
aur trigger daba diya
goli mere kandhe ko chhu ke nikal gayi
bahut tez dard hua
main ladkhada ke girne laga
kisiko kuch samajh nahi aaraha tha
tabhi c mama aur sab meri taraf badhe
maine phirse gun apni kanpatti pe laga diya]
mamaji ab toh aap doctor ko bulaenge na
c mami- bula lijiye na kyun jidd kar rahe hain
[c mama ne doctor ko phone kiya aur bula liya]
c mama- kardiya phone ab yeh gun hume dedo
dilip- aap sab ek saath baith jaiye
[sab ek sath baith gaye]
vidyadi aap 20 cup chai banake laiye
vidya di chali gayi chai banane
aap sab rona band kijiye main mara nahi hoon
aruna- dilip tu aisi baate kyun kar raha hai
dilip- aruna di aap is gharke sab nauker ko abhi chhuti dijiye
security ko bhi
c mama- kya karna chahte ho tum
dilip- main trigger daba dunga
[arunadi jaldi se bahar gayi aur sab ko chhutti dedi
sab nauker chale gaye
arunadi ke sath doctor uski wife aur uski beti bhi aagayi
doctor ne jab mujhe gunke sath dekha toh ulte panw jane laga]
doctor agar ek qadam bhi aage badhaya hai toh goli seedha teri beti ko marunga
chupchaap aake baithja
c mama- dilip
[doctor bina kuch bole aake baith gaya]
[vidyadi chai leke aagayi]
ab aap sab apni ankhein band kijiye
[sabne wahi kiya]
main dheere se aage badha aur apni jeb se ek dabbi nikala usmein se 11 tablets nikaala aur 11 cups
mein daal diya
baaki cups alag kardiya
ab aap sab apni ankhein kholiye aur ek-2 cup chai pilijiye
sabne wahi kiya
10 minute baad sab behosh ho gaye
maine sp ko phone kiya
kaam ho gaya
sp- haa judge sahab ne signature kar diya hai
main akhil ko phone kiya
akhil andar aaya
akhil ke saath 5 ladkiya thi
ekek karke sabne mere pure pariwaar ko truck mein dala
dilip- tune sahi time pe mamaji ko phone kiya ki maine hi mla ke beta aur beti ko kidnap kiya hai
akhil- kamine tune mere hatho ig uski biwi uski beti sp ki biwi ka kidnap karaya aur ab apne pariwaar
ko kidnap kar raha hai kyun
dilip- chal ja bor mat kar
[akhil wahan se chala gaya]
maine ek aur phone kiya
kuch der baat karke rakh diya
ab main intazaar kar raha tha doctor ke hosh mein aaneka..,...
maine doctor ke hath pair bandh diya aur munh pe tape chipka ke so gaya
subah mein
main apni ankhein kholke dekha toh doctor chhatpata raha tha
upar se kandhe mein dard
samajh hi nahi aa raha tha
doctor ko dekhu ya apne zakhm ko
main utha aur doctor ke munhse tape hata diya
doctor- meri biwi aur beti kahan hain
kya kiya tumne unke sath
dilip- itna jor se bolega toh mere kaan ke parde phat jayenge
pehle yeh bata injection kaunsa lun
mere kandhe mein bahut dard ho raha hai
[doctor ne mujhe injection ka naam bataya
phir dawai khake
kuch aram mila]
haa toh doctor ranjan shuru kardo apni kahani apni hi jubaani
doctor- kaunsi kahani dekho yeh tum theek nahi kar rahe ho
dilip- doctor phaltu ka bore mat kar
tu shuru hoga ya main apne aadmi ko bolu ki woh teri beti ke sath shuru ho jae
doctor- main kuch samjha nahi
dilip- main smajhata hoon
tu apni story sunaega
ya teri beti jo 18 saal kuch mahine ki hai
mere aadmi sabse pehle teri beti ka top utarenge
phir jeans utarenge
doctor- nahiii main batata hoon please
dilip- shuru ho jaa
doctor- 1 mahina pehle mujhe kisi ka phone aya private number se
usne bola ek kaam karne ka 50lakh dunga
pehle toh main nahi mana
dilip- jo baat mainhai woh bata
tu apni soch apne paas rakh
doctor- main tayyar ho gaya
usne bola ki is jagah pe milne ko
main milne gaya yeh mla ka beta madan tha
madan bola ki ek ladki ko kidnap karega uski nangi photo leke usko blackmail karega
tumhe sirf usko behosh karne ka kaam karna hai
doctor- maine madan ko saaf bol diya ki ** ka chakkar hoga to main sath nahi hoon
madan ne ne mujhe yakin dilaya ki aisa kuch nahi hai
us din se jab bhi main apni beti ki taraf dekhta
mujhe achchha nahi lagta
kyunki madan jiske sath yeh sab karne wala tha
woh bhi kisi ki beti thi
maine apna irada badal diya
aur madan ne jo address diya tha milne ke liye
main waha jaise hi pahuncha kisike chillane ki awaj aayi
main samajh gaya ki yeh wohi ladki hai
main piche se gaya aur behoshi wala injection uski gardan pe laga diya
lekin jab maine uska chehra dekha toh main dar gaya kyunki yeh thakur sahab ki beti thi
isse pehle main kuch kar pata madan ke aadmi aaye aur usko uthake le gaye
baad mein maine kisi tarah madan se puch liya ki woh kahan hai
main usi jagah pe gaya aur police ki siren bajadi apne mobile mein
madan dar se bhaag gaya
main phir behoshi ka injection laga diya
dilip- aur raaste pe lejaake phenk diya nahi
woh bhi munh pe laal rang lagake
doctor- main dar gaya tha iske alawa mujhe kuch sujha hi nahi
dilip- maine doctor ke haath pair khol diya
jaa
doctor- meri beti aur biwi
dilip- 1 mahine baad tujhe address mil jayega
doctor- please aisa mat karo mujhe meri beti se mila do
dilip- 2 mahine baad
aage agar kuch bola hai toh 4 mahina jaa
doctor chala gaya
maine sp ko phone lagaya
sp- haa bolo
dilip- judge ki beti
sp- unhone signature kar diya toh ab unki beti ka kya kaam hai
unki beti unke ghar pahunch gayi hai
dilip- aur mla ki sari property
sp- sab ko seal kar diya gaya hai
dilip- aur mla ka bazar
sp- waha se hume 600 ladkiya mili hai
aur 2000 aurte
dilip- bomb banane ki factory mein
sp- waha bhi humne chhapa mara hai
defence ministry ne sare sabut ko dekhte hue mla ke khilaaf shoot at sight ka order de diya hai...
dilip- theek hai
ab waqt aagaya hai
sp- kiska
dilip- maine phone kaat diya
30 minute baad
ek aadmi bada sa bag leke andar aaya
aadmi- sir yeh raha aapka samaan all the best
kehke woh chala gaya
maine tv on kiya
news- mla ki sari property ko seal kar diya gaya hai
aur mla ko dekhte hi goli maardene ka order hai
mla house
mla- haramiyo kal mera beta kidnap hua
aaj main barbad ho gaya
aur tum sab gaand mara rahe ho
[mla apne gundo pe chilla raha tha]
aur inspecter tu bhi harami nikla
tere samne noto ki gaddi isliye nahi phenkta hoon
ki aaj koi meri gaand maar ke chala jaye
aur tu kal aake batata hai
ki meri gaand maar li gai
inspecter- sir yeh sab sp ka kiya dhara hai
sp ke sarpe ig ka hath hai
sp ne department mein se kisi ko nahi bataya
ki woh aisa kar raha hai
warna aap toh jaante hain
jab sp aapke khilaaf koi karwahi karne ki sochta tha
sabse pehle main apko batata tha
aur aap magistrate ki beti ko uthwa lete the
mla- ek kahawat hai agar jeet na sako toh kisi ko jeetne bhi na do
sp sp sp
sp aur ig ke ghar ki aurto ko utha lao
jo bhi samne aaye sab ko khatam kardena
kuch gunde bahar chale gaye
tabhi ek aadmi daudta hua andar aaya
yeh mla ka secretary tha
sir abhi hume pata chala hai ki chhote maalik ne thakur ki beti ke sath lafda kiya tha
mla- tu yeh kehna chahta hai ki thakur ne mujhe barbad kardiya
s- sir chhote maalik ko thakur ki beti pe hath nahi dalna chahiye tha
[mla ne apni kamar se gun nikaala aur secretary ko thok diya]
mla- woh mera beta hai isliye woh kuch bhi kar sakta hai
[mla apne gundo ki taraf dekhta hai]
jo bhi thakur ke ghar ki aurto ko mere paas sabse pehle layega
use 50crore rupya dunga
aur agar khaali haath aaye toh ek-2 ko jaan se maar dunga
[sab gundo ke munh se kutte jaisi laar tapakne lagi
sab gunde bhaage thakur ke ghar ki taraf]
1 ghante baad
gunde daudte hue aaye andar aaye
gunda- sir sp ke ghar mein koi nahi hai
aur naahi ig ke ghar mein koi hai
mla- bhosdiwaalo tum sab apne aap ko is shheher ke sabse bade gunde kehte ho
kisi ne meri gaand maarli
aur tum sab ko kuch pata hi nahi hai
gunda- sir ek aur baat samajh mein nahi aarahi hai
hum sab itni musibat mein hain
aur humara boss abhi tak nahi aaya
mla- toh main kya karu
suno madarchodo agar aaj main marunga toh yeh sheher bhi mere sath marega
pure sheher mein dynamite bichha do
dilip house
main deewaar pe tangi photo sab dekh raha tha
tabhi mujhe phone aaya
akhil- kamine tera bada mama yahan se nikal chuka hai
aur woh bhi 500 logo ke sath
dilip- lukkhe ek kaam bhi theek se nahi kar sakta
akhil- ek toh tune mujhe apna plan bataya nahi
upar se mujhe hi gaali de raha hai
teri wajah se merh haddi pasli toot gayi
woh toh meri kismat achchi thi
ki ek devi jaisi maaji ne aake tere mama ko rok liye warna
dilip- badi naani
[maine phone kaat diya]
mujhe kadmo ki awaj aane lagi
maine ek cheej uthaya use apne kandhe mein latkaya
aur jaldi se shawl odh liya
aur sofe ke neeche chhup gaya
ek-2 karke 20 log andar ghuse sab ke hatho mein guns thi
sare gundo ne pura ghar chhaan maara
gunda- koi nahi hai
gunda2- agar hum khaali haath gaye toh mla humen thok dega
dilip- main sofe ke neeche se bahar nikla
tum sab ko toh main thokunga
[sab gunde mujhe dekhke hasne lage]
gunda- tu hume thokega
tu toh abhi theek se paida bhi nahi hua hai
bachche isse pehle hum tujhe jaan se maar de
chala ja yaha se
dilip- yahi bachcha ab tumhari maa chodega
[gundo ne mujhpe gun taan di]
maine apna shawl nikaal diya
gundo ki phat gayi
gunde- bazookaa
dilip- maine bazooka ka munh gundo ki taraf kiya aur trigger daba diya
dhadaam
ek zordaar dhamake ke sath sab gundo ke chithre ud gaye....
dilip- c mama ka ghar jalne laga
maine fire brigade ko pehle hi phone kar diya tha
main mla ko phone lagaya
mla- hello
dilip- beta jinda chahiye ya murda
mla- kaun bol raha hai
dilip- tere bete ka baap
agar tujhe apna beta jinda chahiye toh abhi tu aur tera boss purane khandar mein aaja
[maine phone kaat diya]
main ghar se purane khandar pahuncha
aur neeche zameen pe baith gaya
1 ghante baad mujhe gaadiyo ki awaj aane lagi
main behoshi ka natak karne laga
ek ke baad ek 10 gaadi khandar ke beech aake ruki
gaadi mein se mla bahar nikla
mla- dhundo sab milke dekho kahan hai mera beta
sab madan ko dhundh rahe the
tabhi ek gunde ki najar mujhpe padi
maalik
gunde ne awaj di
mla daudta hua gunde ke paas pahuncha
mla- kahan hai mera beta
[tabhi mla ki najar mujh pe padi]
[kaun hai palat isko
gunde ne mujhe palata]
paani maar iske munh pe
[gunde ne mere munh pe paani mara]
main hosh mein aaya
dilip- pitaji kehte hue main mla ke gale lag gaya
mla ne mujhe apne aap se alag kiya
mla- kaun ho tum
aur mera beta kahan hai
dilip- pitaji yeh aap kya keh rahe hain
main aapka beta madan hoon
[yeh sunke mla aur gundo ka munh khula ka khula reh gaya]
gunda1- maalik yeh hamare sath game khel raha hai
dilip- abe katiye main game khel raha hoon
gunda1- maalik katiye toh mujhe chhote maalik kehte hai
mla- aisa kaise ho sakta hai
tumhari shakal mere bete se nahi milti
dilip- pitaji agar aapko yakin nahi hai toh aap mujhe goli maar dijiye
mla- ek aisi baat hai jo mere alawa sirf mere bete ko pata hai
woh kaunsi baat hai
dilip- sabke samne batau
mla- haa
dilip- sabse pehle jis ladki ko aapne becha tha
woh aapki sagi behen thi
mla- ab mujhe yakin ho gaya ki tu mera beta hai
par tera chehra
aur tujhe kidnap kisne kiya hai
dilip- aap uska kuch nahi bigaad sakte
mla- tu apne baap ko challange kar raha hai
dilip- nahi
mla- phir bata kaun hai woh harami
dilip- aapka boss
usne hi hume barbaad kiya hai
aur woh yahi pe hai
mla- aisa nahi ho sakta
dilip- maine kaha tha
aap uska kuch nahi bigaad sakte
mla- harami cm aisa nahi kar sakta [mla ne cheekhte hue kaha]
[ek goli katiye ke bheje ko cheerti hui nikal gayi]
dilip- maine aapko kaha tha na ki woh yahi pe hai
woh mujhe maar dega
mla- koi nahi marega tujhe main hoon na
khade khade munh kya dekh rahe ho
cm jahan bhi dikhe thokdo
sab alag hogaye goliyo ki awaj aane lagi
ek ek karke mla ke saare gunde neeche girte gaye
jab sare gunde mar gaye
tabhi mujhe goli lagi aur main mar gaya
mla- madan mere bete uthja
ek maskman ne mla ki kanpatti pe gun taan diya
mla- main tujhe 100crore rupya dunga
bas mujhe cm ko marna hai
maskman ne turant cm ko call kiya
maskman- cm 30 minute mein aaraha hai
tum cm ke khilaaf jitne bhi saboot hai woh tum bologe aur main record karunga
[15 minute mein hi mla ne saare saboot gina diye]
tabhi gaadi ki awaj aayi maskman chhip gaya
cm jaise hi gaadi se utra mla ne cm ke seene mein 6 ki 6 goli daag di
cm wahin pe dher ho gaya
maskman ne mla ke sar mein goli maar di
mla bhi wahi pe dher ho gaya
dilip- main angdayi lete hue utha
aur bola maskman se
waah sp sir humara plan kamyab ho gaya......
sp- yeh sab chhodo pehle tum mujhe poori baat batao
mujhe toh yaqeen nahi ho raha hai
gaon ke ek 18 saal ke ladke ne yeh sab soch kaise liya
dilip- sir aapko pata hai hath mein 5 ungli kyun hoti hai
insaan ki insaniyat
deshbhakti
maa ki mamta
behen ki izzat
aur pariwaar ka pyar
jab madan ne mujhe bataya ki uska baap mla bomb bhi banata hai
toh mera dimaag ghum gaya maine apni badi naani ke bhai jo abhi india ke defence minister hain
turant unhe phone kiya
dm- dilip tumne mujhse wada kiya tha ki tum koi galat kaam nahi kar rahe ho
tumne jo baat batayi hai
usse yeh saaf ho gaya hai ki ab yeh national security ka mamla hai
tum isse piche hat jao main kuch karta hoon
dilip- apko pata hai ki ab main peeche nahi hat sakta
agar maine mla aur uske bete ko aise hi chhod diya toh woh kitni aur ladkiyon ki zindagi barbaad
kardega
yeh baat bhi chhod dijiye ab mla ek deshdrohi hai aur ek indian hone ke naate main apne desh ko
bachane ke liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon
aap meri madad kare ya na kare
mla aur uske bete ko saza milke rahegi
df- agar tum yahi chahte ho toh theek hai
main tumhari madad karunga
ek baat yaad rahe tumhare mission ke beech kisi bhi masoom ki jaan nahi jani chahiye
aur nahi kisi ladki ki izzat
agar tum mujhe yakin dilate ho toh
dilip- main aapse wada karta hoon
phir maine akhil ko blackmail karke arushi ig sir aur unki family aapki family aur meri family teeno ko
kidnap karake gaon bhej diya
kyunki mujhe pata tha ki
mla sabse pehle hum sabki family pe waar karega
uske baad maine dm se kuch hathiyar mangaya
phir maine dm ko kaha ki woh aapko sab sach batade
sp- yeh toh achcha hua dm ne mujhe sab bata diya warna jab mujhe pata chala ki tumne meri poori
family ko kidnap kar liya
main toh tumhe maarne bhi aaraha tha
par tumne apne mama ke ghar pe gundo ko bazooka se kyun uda diya
dilip- sir woh 20 the aur main akayla agar mere gun se ek goli chalti toh woh 20 goli chala dete
isse achcha maine sabko uda diya
waise bhi sab deshdrohi the
phir baad ka sab toh aapko pata hi hai
aur sir aap yeh jo abhi tak recording kar rahe hain
woh band kar dijiye
iska koi fayda nahi hai
kyunki maine kuch galat nahi kiya hai
[maine muskura ke kaha]
sp- tumne hathiyar kaise chala liya
dilip- film aaj kal film mein sab kuch dikha dete hain
sp- par madan aur uski behen kahan hai
dilip- nimmi apni maansi ke yahan hai
aur madan aapko toh kya kisi ko nahi milega
sp- tumne use kahi maar toh nahi diya
dilip- uski saza maut nahi hai
aur haa kal ke news mein mujhe hero mat bana dijiyega
warna mere gharwale mera munh laal kardenge
khaas kar bade mama
sp- tum bade thakur se kuch jyada nahi darte
[tabhi gaadiyo ki awaaz aagayi]
dilip- lagta hai bade mama aa gaye
main behosh ho raha hoon
aapko jo story banake sunani ho sunadijiyega
[aur main behosh ho gaya]
bade mama gaadi se utre unhone sp pe gun taan di
sp ne apna hath upar utha liya
sp ne b mama ko sab samjha diya
b mama ne mujhko gaadi ke andar apni god mein sulaya
mere liye yeh toh 8waa ajooba tha
gaadi apni raftaar se chal rahi thi
pata nahi kab main b mama ke god mein so gaya.....
gaon pahunchne mein shaam ho gayi
main abhi bhi soya hua tha
jab gaadi haveli ke andar gayi toh badi naani daudti gaadi ke paas pahunchi
driver ne gate khola
b mama mujhe god mein uthake andar hall mein legaye aur sofe pe leta diya
b naani- dharmesh kya hua dilip ko
b mama- badi maa kuch nahi hua hai dilip ko
[tabhi meri ankh khuli]
main dekha badi naani ro rahi hain
dilip- badi naani aap ro kyun rahi hain
b naani- tujhe kuch ho jata toh
dilip- par hua toh nahi na
ab aap rona band kijiye
b naani- tu jaake apne room mein aram kar
[main waha se apne room gaya nahake kapre pehna]
aur apne room se bahar aaya
maine naukar se pucha ki akhil kaunse room mein hai
main pahuncha akhil ke room
gate knock kiya
akhil ne gate khola
aur mujhe ghurne laga
dilip- ghurta rahega kya
chal hat andar aane de
main bed pe baith gaya
aur kya haal hain tere
akhil- appun ke tere se baat nahi karni tu ja yaha se
dilip- are tu abhi tak naraz hai
akhil- haa
dilip- kyun
akhil- tune wada kiya tha ki hum milke mla ko barabaad karenge
par tune appun ko yaha bhej diya
dilip- aur agar tujhe kuch ho jata toh arushi apni jaan de deti
akhil- manhoos baate mat kar
dilip- pehle poori baat sun phir jo karna ho karna
[maine poora plan akhil ko bata diya]
akhil- kitna bada kameena hai tu
jis sp se koi baat karne mein darta tha
tune usse judge ki beti ka kidnap karwa liya
dilip- ab batata hoon ki sp ne bade mama ko kya bataya
yeh sab dilip majburi mein kar raha tha
megha ki photo ke jariye madan ne dilip ko blackmail kiya
madan ne khud dilip se apni kidnapping karwai
mla madan ka baap nahi tha
mla ne hi madan ke maa baap ko mara tha
madan mla ko barbaad karna chahta tha
madan ne mla ke khilaaf saare sabut mere ghar bhej diya
maine mla ke khilaaf kaarwahi ki
phir baad mein jab dilip ko pata chala ki mla bomb bhi banata hai
toh dilip dar gaya
dilip ne mujhko phone kiya
maine dilip ko bola ki apni family ko behosh kare main apni family ig ki family aur doctor ki family ko
tere gaon bhej dega
phir maine plan banaya main dilip ko bola ki woh madan ko purane khandar mein bulaye
hum use wahi arrest karenge
lekin jab hum waha pahunche toh waha koi nahi tha
tabhi waha pe bahut si gaadi aayi ek gaadi mein se mla nikla
phir ek gaadi aayi usmein se cm nikla
cm ke munh pe tape laga hua tha
mla soch raha tha ki cm ne hi usko barbaad kiya hai
mla ne cm ko goli maar di
phir maine mla ke ek ek aadmi ko goli maar diya
dilip ke kandhe mein dard hone laga
isi liye woh behosh hai
akhil- yeh sp bhi kam nahi hai
par tere mama ko toh maine bata diya ki tune hi yeh sab kiya hai
dilip- sp ne bhi mama ko bata diya ki sp ne hi tujhe bola tha ki dilip ka naam batana
akhil- matlab asli plan tujhe mujhe aur sp ko hi pata hai
dilip- jab ig yahan se jayega toh sp yeh baat use bhi batadega
akhil- matlab news mein kal tera naam bhi ayega
dilip- nahi re media walo ko sp alag kahani sunaega
akhil- kyun
dilip- kyunki na main aur na bade mama chahte hai ki mera naam is case mein aaye
akhil- achcha sun kal main aur arushi chale jayenge arushi ko college bhi jana hai na
dilip- ab koi galat kaam mat karna tere account mein 1crore rupya toh hai hi
[yeh kehke main hall mein gaya toh dekh b mama c mama aur ig baate kar rahe the]
main vanya ke room ki taraf jane laga
main gate knock kiya
vanya ne gate khola mujhe dekha phir gate mere munh pe band kar diya....
dilip- chalo aur behne hai
pehle unko manata hoon
main vidya di ke room pahuncha
toh dekha vidya di aur aruna di baate kar rahe the
awesome super duper update
 
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