main vidya di ke room pahuncha
toh dekha vidya di aur aruna di baate kar rahe the
main gate pe hi khada raha
aruna di ne mujhe dekha
aur mere paas aayi
aruna- bahar kyun khada andar aana
[arunadi mera hath pakad ke andar le gayi aur bed pe baitha diya]
dilip- mujhe laga aap sab mujhse naraz hongi
vidya- hum kyun naraz honge tujhse
papa ne hume bata diya hai ki tune kuch galat nahi kiya hai
dilip- main avantikadi se milke aaun
aruna- tu humare paas baithta kyun nahi hai
dilip- abhi soya hua hoon
kya
aruna- very funny
[main jaise hi uth raha tha ki vidyadi ne mera sar apni god mein rakh liya
aur mere sar mein ungliya phirane lagi]
aruna- di dilip ko mujhe dijiye na
vidya- are yeh kya bachcha hai ki tujhe de doon
kitna thaka hua hai sone de
aruna- toh main kya karu
vidya- pair daba
dilip- yeh aap kya keh rahi hain
aruna- tu chup reh warna daant tod dungi
dilip- maine jaldi se aankhein band karli
[mujhe vidya di ke god mein itna sukoon mil raha tha ki
tabhi mujhe aisa laga ki koi mere kaano mein aake dhol peet raha hai]
vidya- dilip babu papa bula rahe hain
[b mama ka naam sunke saara sukoon bhaag gaya]
[main jaldi se utha aur bhaaga b mama ki taraf]
dilip- jee mamaji
b mama- jatin tumhe bula raha hai
[main gaya c mama ke room pe
gate knock kiya]
[ c mami ne gate khola]
c mama- andar aajao
[main andar gaya]
c mama- jyada dard toh nahi ho raha hai
dilip- main theek hoon
c mama- doctor ranjan kahan hai
unki patni unkeliye pareshan ho rahi hain
dilip- kuch din ke liye bahar gaye hai sp sir ne bheja hai
main unki wife se baat kar leta hoon
[ c mami ne mere sar pe hath phera
main room se bahar aaya
aur apne room mein gaya
aur doctor ko phone lagaya
doctor ko samjha diya
ki kya kehna hai use apni family se
aur use address bhi send kar diya]
main gaya dkw ke room
dkw ne gate khola
dilip- abhi phone ayega doctor ka baat kar lijiyega
[tabhi ring bajne lagi
dkw ne phone uthaya aur baat karne lagi
dkb mujhe ghur rahi thi]
main waha se seedha megha di ke room ki taraf gaya
gate kholte hi meghadi mere gale lagke rone lagi
main unko andar le gaya
andar sunitadi bhi thi
dilip- meri pyari di kyun ro rahi hai
megha- meri wajah se tujhe itni takleef hui
mujhe maaf kar de
dilip- tab aap mujhe do thappad mariye
megha- kyun
dilip- kyunki main apka bhai hoon
aur behen ki wajah se kabhi bhai ko takleef nahi hoti
sunitadi kya hua aap bhi ro rahi hain
sunita- tu toh kabhi mujhse baat hi nahi karta
hamesh megha se ya vanya se baat karta rehta hai
jaise main teri koi nahi hoon
megha- aisi koi baat nahi hai yeh toh meri wajah se ro rahi hai
jab bhi main dukhi hoti hoon yeh udas ho jati hai
dilip-[main waha se avantikadi ke room gaya]
avanatika di ne gate khola
main andar gaya
kehna toh nahi chahiye par avantikadi ki najar hamesha mujhe ajeeb hi lagti hai]
avantika- tujhse ek baat karni hai
dilip- jee kahiye
avantika- tumhari koi girlfreind hai
dilip- yeh kaisa sawal hai
avantika- batao na
dilip- nahi hai
avantika- mere boyfreind banoge
dilip- [yeh sunke meri jindagi ke har ek taar mein current daud gaya
yeh toh ek hi jhatka tha
dusra jhatka toh yeh hai ki avantikadi ne mujhe kiss kiya woh bhi lips pe
mujhe toh kuch hosh hi nahi raha
main bina kuch kahe avantikadi ke room se bahar aagaya......
main seedha apne room mein gaya
aur bed pe baith gaya
thodi der baad kisine gate knock kiya
maine gate khola
b naani- kya hua mere bete ko
dilip- kuch nahi
aaiye andar
b naani- pehle khana kha le
sare bade khana kha chuke hai ab tum bachche bhi kha lo
dilip- guest sab
b naani- guest ka khana unke room mein pahuncha diya gaya hai
dilip- woh akhil kal hi jana chahta hai
arushi college bhi jati hai
b naani- theek hai
ab chal
[main waha se seedha dinning table pe gaya
sab behne khana kha rahi thi]
vanya kahan hai
b naani- uski tabiyat theek nahi hai
dilip- aap sab khao
mere sar mein dard hai
[sab behne uth gayi aur mera sar dabane lagi]
are main theek hoon
thodi der aram karunga phir theek ho jaunga
[yeh kehke main apne room mein aagaya]
2 ghante baad
main apne room se kitchen gaya aur khana garam kiya
aur vanya ke room pahuncha]
vanya maine kal se kuch nahi khaya hai
aur ab khaunga toh tumhare hatho se
plate table pe rakh diya
aage tumhari marzi
[main apne room mein aagaya]
gate khula hi tha
intezaar karte-2 neend agayi
tabhi mujhe kisine jagaya
main ankh khol ke dekha toh yeh vanya thi
vanya- khana khalo
dilip- main uthke baith gaya vanya mujhe apne hath se khana khilane lagi
[meri ankho se ansu behne lage]
vanya- kya hua
dilip- aaj tumhari wajah se mere paas itni behne hain
aur maine tumhe thanks bhi nahi kaha
vanya- isme thanks kehne ki kya baat hai
tumne megha ke liye jo kiya
dilip- woh mera farz tha
vanya- toh yeh mera farz tha
dilip- [main bhi vanya ko apne hath se khana khilaya
phir vanya chali gayi
maine gate lock kiya kapre badal ke so gaya
agli subah
main utha nahaya tayyar hua
bahar aaya toh dekha sab jaane ke liye tayyar hai
main akhil ke paas gaya]
apna aur bhabhi ka khyal rakhna
akhil- tu bhi apna khyal rakhna
aur bhabhi agar isne aapko kabhi pareshan kiya
toh mujhe phone kardena
[ig and family sp ki family akhil arushi aur doctor ki family sab chale gaye]
b naani main gaon ghum ke aata hoon
[phir main bike pe baitha aur vinay ke ghar gaya]
vinay mujhe dekhte hi mere gale lag gaya]
are bas ho gaya
[main vinay ke ghar mein gaya
vinay ki maa or behen chulhe ke paas baithi thi
main unko namaste kiya
vinay- chalo maa hume khet bhi jaana hai
[vinay aur uski maa chale gaye]
main vkd ke paas gaya
toh aapne jijajee ko mana hi liya
vkd- haa par aage kya karna hai
mujhe toh laga aap bhool gaye
dilip- chinta mat kijiye 2 din baad doctor ke yaha jayenge
ab main chalta hoon
phir main waha se seedha bimla ke ghar gaya
maine gate knock kiya
bkb ne gate khola aur mujhe dekhke dar gayi
kaun hai
[andar se bimla ki awaj aayi]
dilip- main andar gaya
bimla- chhote maalik aap yaha baithiye
tu khadi kya dekh rahi hai
ja school
[bkb toh waise bhi dari hui thi bimla ke kehte hi woh bahar nikal gayi]
bimla- chhote malik kuch kaam tha kya
dilip- kyun aise nahi asakta
bimla- aap hi ka ghar hai
kuch lenge aap
dilip- doodh[main bimla ke doodh ko ghurke kaha]
bimla- abhi lati hoon
dilip- rehne dijiye aap nahi samjhengi
pehle aap yeh dekhiye
[maine apna mobile nikala aur video play kar diya
kehna toh nahi chahiye par video dekhke bimla ki paht gay....
dilip- kuch kehna hai
bimla- yeh kaha se mila aapko
dilip- maine khud banaya hai
aur jab bhi dekhta hoon maja aajata hai
[aisa lag raha tha ki bimla kuch soch rahi hai]
aap soch rahi hain ki main apko blackmail karunga
bimla- agar aisa nahi hota toh aap yeh video kabhie nahi banate
dilip- sach mein
[achcha yeh lijiye maine video delete kar diya]
ab toh main apko blackmail nahi kar paunga
bimla- ho sakta hai aapke paas aur bhi ho
dilip- achcha hai bhi toh mujhe sach janna hai
ki apke ghar mein ek jawan beti hai phir bhi aap yeh sab kar rahi hain
bimla- mera marad 2 saal pehle mar gaya woh ek number ka sharabi tha
usne sarpanch se 50000 rupya udhar liya tha
sarpanch ne mujhe bola ki ya toh 50000 dedo ya apna khet
agar main khet dedeti toh bhukhi mar jati
aur naahi mere paas 50000 tha
sarpanch ne mujhe teesra rasta bataya jisse meri udhari bhi maaf ho jayegi aur uska bhi kaam ho
jayega
dilip- mere mathe pe c likha hua hai
yeh chalupan kisi aur ke sath chal jayega mere sath nahi
sach batati ho ya sarpanch se jaake puchoo
bimla- baat yeh hai ki
main yeh sab apni marji se kar rahi hoon
meri koi majburi nahi hai
mere marad ke marne ke baad main 1saal tak bardash karti rahi par
dilip- sarpanch abhi bhi aata hai
bimla- kaha jis din se uske
dilip- uske gand pe main patthar mara hai
bimla- aapne patthar mara tha
dilip- waise abhi tak apne doodh nahi pilaya
[mera dhyan khidki ki taraf gaya
bimla- pilaoon
[bimla ne ek qatil muskaan dete hue kaha]
dilip- nahi rehne do
mujhe nahi lagta apke paas doodh hoga
[yeh kehke main bahar aaya ghar ke piche gaya aur dekha bkb khidki se dekh rahi thi
main dheere se gaya aur bkb ki gaand pe ek thappad mara
[bkb cheekhne hi wali thi k main uske munh pe hath rakh diya]
school ja har waqt apni maa ki jaasusi karti hai
uske baad main bike pe baitha aur ghar ki taraf bike dauda diya
thodi der mein pahuncha haveli
poori mahila mandal hall mein baithke baate kar rahe the
[main bhi sath mein baith gaya
yahi meri sabse badi galti thi]
vidya- dilip kaha gaya tha
dilip- dost se milne
aruna- tu toh har waqt bahar ghumta hai
hamare sath baithne mein tujhe achcha nahi lagta kya
avantika- haa di aaj main isko kaha ki hum bagiche mein ghumne jayenge
toh yeh bola ki nahi mujhe aap sabke sath bor nahi hona hai
vidya- hum tujhe bor karte hain
[piche se kisi ne meri gardan pakad ke hila diya]
vidya- kitna besharam hai
jhuth hi bol deta hamara dil rakhne ke liye
[main piche muda toh dekha sunitadi has rahi thi]
vidya- abhi se koi dilip se baat nahi karega
[main b naani ki taraf dekha]
b naani- mujhe kya dekh raha hai teri behne hai tu hi mana
[b naani aur dono mami waha se uthke kitchen mein chali gayi]
dilip- main sochne laga ek toh yeh dimaag kisi ki bajana ho toh 4g ki speed mein daudta hai aur ab jarurat hai toh 2g ki speed bhi nahi de raha hai
megha- bhaiya di majak kar rahi hai
aruna- tu thodi der chup nahi reh sakti thi
[yeh sunke main dusri taraf munh phulake baith gaya]
sab behne hansne lagi....
vidya- ale mela babu gussa ho gaya
achcha sunna hum tujhse majak bhi nahi kar sakte
dilip- aap ne majak nahi kiya
aap ne kaha ki koi mujhse baat nahi karega
aruna- didi iska matlab hume dilip ko gift dena chahiye
[sab behne khusur fusur karne lagi
mujhe kuch theek nahi laga
main jaise hi uthne wala tha ki avantikadi aur arunadi ne mere dono hath pakada liya
dilip- di chhodiye mujhe
[tabhi sunitadi aur arunadi ne mera pair pakad liya]
vidyadi mere paas aayi aur mujhe gudgudi karne lagi]
vidya- humse kabhi naraz hoga
dilip- nahi kabhi nahi
aruna- hamari har baat manega
dilip- haa.. ab aur nahi pet dard kar raha hai
sab behno ne mujhe chhod diya main jor se hanfne laga aaj ek badi seekh mili kabhi badi beheno se naraz nahi hona chahiye
dilip- chaliye bagiche mein chalte hain
vidya- pehle papa se puch le
dilip- main badi naani se puch leta hoon
[main kitchen mein badi naani ke paas gaya]
badi naani hum bagiche mein jaa rahe hain
aap mamaji se baat karlena
b naani- theek hai dopeher ke khane se pehle aajana
dilip- meri pyari badi naani
[main phir hall mein gaya]
aap sab chaliye main aata hoon
vidya- theek hai
[main apne room mein aaya bahtroom gaya]
main bathroom se nikla toh dekha avantikadi bed pe baithi thi]
kya hua di
avantika- kuch nahi idhar baith tujhse baat karni hai
[main baith gaya]
dilip- jee kahiye
avantika- tune jawab nahi diya
dilip- mujhe kuch samajh nahi aaraha hai
avantika- mujhse puch shayad main teri kuch madad kar saku
dilip- main hi kyun
avantika- kyunki tu mera hero hai tu mujhe achcha lagta hai tu agar mera boyfreind banega toh mujhe koi dar nahi hoga
main kuch soch raha tha ki tabhi avantikadi mujhe kiss karne lagi mujhe toh kuch samajh hi nahi aaraha tha 10 minute tak avantikadi mere hont chusti rahi hum dono lambi-2 saanse lene lage
avantika- ab bata teri behen agar shaadi se pehle aisa kisi aur ke sath kare toh tujhe achcha lagega
[main apni gardan na mein hila diya]
iska matlab tu aaj se mera boyfreind hai aur main teri girlfreind
dilip- haa
[yeh sunke avantikadi khushi se uchalne kudne lagi]
dilip- chaliye sab intazaar mein honge
avantika- 1 minute ruk
[avantikadi mere paas aayi aur mere sar pe hath chalane lagi]
ab theek hai chal
[phir humdono bagiche ki taraf chal diye
20minute tak chalne ke baad hum bagiche mein pahunche
main dekha sab behne aam todne ke liye patthar maar rahi hain
vidya- kaha reh gaye the
itni der koi lagata hai
dilip- aap yeh kya kar rahi hain
aruna- aam todne ki koshish
dilip- yaha ke naukar sab kahan hain
vidya- hamne sabko 3 ghante ki liye chutti de di
vanya- didi dilip ped pe asani se chadh jata hai
aruna- khada-2 dekh kya raha hai
dilip- [main ped pe chadh gaya]
vidya- meethe aam hi todna
dilip- main aam todke neeche girane laga
vidya- bas ab neeche aaja
[main ped se neeche utar gaya]
dilip- main chatai leke aata hoon
[main jaldi se gaya aur chatai aur pani leke aaya]
main chatai bichha diya hum chatai pe baith gaye aur aam chusne lage
dilip- apko pata hai aaj main pehli baar is bagiche ka aam kha raha hoon
aruna- hum toh aaj 10 saal baad kha rahe hain
dilip- mera dhyan avantikadi ki taraf gaya
avantikadi ke hont pe aam ras laga hua tha
[bahut pareshan kiya hai aapne]
didi woh dekhiye
[sab behne dusri taraf dekhne lagi main jaldi aage badha aur avantikadi ke hont pe apna hont rakhke aamras chusliya
avantikadi- diliiip
vidya- kya hua
dilip- di kya hua aapko
avantikadi- cheenti ne kaat liya
yeh sunke sab behne uchalke khadi ho gayi vidya di mat uthake jhadne lagi yeh sab dekh mujhe hansne ka man ho raha tha
dilip- avantikadi apko waham hua hoga
aruna- aur nahi toh kya
[phir hum sab baithke aam chusne lage
is baar avantikadi mere samne baithi thi
dilip- bas aur nahi kha sakta aap log khao
main aur avantika di munh dhoke aate hain
[avantikadi kuch bol pati usse pehle hi main unka hath pakadke bagiche wale ghar mein le gaya
avantika- kitna besharam hai agar koi dekh leta toh
[main avantikadi ke hont pe apna hont rakhke chusne laga avantikadi di bhi mere hont chusne lagi kuch der baad hume kisi ane ki ahat sunai di main jaldi se bathroom mein ghus gaya munh dhoke bahar aaya toh koi nahi tha main phir bagiche mein gaya sab behne mat pe baithi thi main bhi jaake baith gaya
vanya- di chalo na kuch khelte hai
dilip- kabaddi khele
vidya- tu akele khel kabaddi hum toh hide and seek khelenge
dilip- jara aap iska desi rupantaran karengi
vanya- chhupam chhupai
dilip- aap sab chhupo main dhundunga
[main avantikadi ki taraf dekhke kaha]
main apni ankhein band kar liya aur 1 se 20 tak gina
mujhe toh sirf avantikadi ko dhundna tha
main idhar udhar dekhne laga mujhe ped ke peeche koi dikha main dheere se gaya toh yeh megha di thi main dusri taraf dekha waha pe arunadi thi main socha aise nahi hoga main ek ped pe chadh gaya aur waha se main sab ko dekh liya bade se ped ke kone mein avantikadi chhupi thi main dheere kadmo se ustaraf jane laga waha pe pahunchke main avantikadi ko peeche se gale laga liya avantikadi ne peeche mudke dekha
avantika- dilip koi dekh lega
[main apne hont avantikadi ki gardan pe rakhke sehlane laga]
avantika- babu please ghar chalke jo karna ho karlena yaha nahi koi dekh lega
dilip- waada
avantika- pakka waada
[phir main waha par se aage gaya vidyadi ke paas phir meghadi sunitadi aurunadi
last mein main vanya ke paas gaya]
kitni der se dhudndh raha hoon
vanya- sabko dhundh liya
dilip- haa ab chalo khana khane ka samay ho gaya hai
phir hum waha se hansi majak karte hue ghar pahunche
b naani- aagaya mera beta chal baith khana khale
hum baith gaye b mami aur c mami khana surf karne lagi mere bagal mein b naani baith gayi main pehla niwala b naani ko khilaya
vidya- mujhe nahi khilaega
main vidya di ko bhi khilaya uske baad toh sabne bhookh hadtal kardi maine sab behno ko khilaya
vidya- mummy aap bhi khao na bhaiya ke hath se
maine b maami ko khilaya last mein main apne plate mein dekha toh aakhri niwala bachata tha main woh uthake khud kha liya
jaise hi main uthne wala tha ki sab behno ne mere plate ek-2 niwala rakh diya phir hum sabne khana khaya aur main apne room mein aagayatabhi mera phone baja
hello arvind bol raha hoon
dilip- jee sp sir
sp- tumhe jaan ke khushi hogi ki mla ne jitni bhi ladkiya videsh mein bechi thi woh sab kal wapas ajayengi
dilip- yeh toh bahut achchi baat hai
sp- ek aur baat mla ki illegal properties ki kimat 14000crore hai usmein se government ne 10 percent tumhe dene ko kaha hai
dilip- itne paise ka main kya karunga
sp- woh tum jano tumhe jab bhi apne paise lene ho mujhe bata dena
phone cut main apne room se bahar aaya aur avantikadi ke room pahuncha main dheere se gate khola uske baad jo maine dekha woh dekhke mera dimaag sunn ho gaya..
hua yeh ki jab main gate kholke andar dekha
toh avantikadi apne kaan mein headfone lagaye apni gaand peeche kiye hue gol-2 ghuma rahi thi di bahut tight kapre pehne hue thi mujhe kuch sujh hi nahi raha tha thodi der baad avantikadi ne apni gaand ghumana band kar diya aur avantikadi peeche mud gayi main hosh mein aaya
avantikadi mere paas aayi
avantika- tu kab aaya
dilip- abhi aap kya kar rahi thi
avantika- kya
dilip- wahi jo abhi aap kar rahi thi
avantika- seedha batana
dilip- abhi aap apni gaand gol-2 kyun ghuma rahi
avantika- chhhii kitni gandi baate karta hai tu
dilip- ismein kya ganda hai
avantika- chup besharam
main di ko gale laga liya di ki aah nikal gayi
main apne hont di ke hont pe rakhke kiss karne laga di bhi mere sath dene lagi main di ke upari hont chusne laga di bhi mere nichle hont chusne lagi ab main di ki jubaan apne munh mein leke chusne laga di mere peeth sehla rahi thi maine apni jubaan di ke munh mein daal diya di meri jubaan apne munh mein bharke chusne lagi ab hume 10 minute ho gaye the kiss karte hue meri saans phul rahi thi di kiss todne ko tayyar hi nahi thi
maine kiss tod diya aur lambi-2 saans lene laga di ka bhi yahi haal tha
Dilip-ab bataiye aap kya kar rahi thi
avantika- aerobics
dilip- isse kya hota hai
avantika- isse hips shape mein rehta hai
dilip- achcha yeh karne se gaand bada nahi hota
avantika- nahi yeh karne se hips pe charbi jama nahi hoti
dilip- [main phir kiss karne wala tha ki di ne mujhe chapat laga diya]
avantika- tu har waqt kiss kyun karne lagta hai
dilip- ismein bhi aapki galti hai
avantika- maine kya kiya
dilip- aapne mujhe jabse kiss kiya hai man karta hai har waqt apko kiss karta rahu
avantika- teri koi girlfreind thi kya
dilip- nahi
avantika- toh phir tu itna achche se kiss kaise kar leta hai
dilip- [ab kya kahu di ne toh bomb phod diya]
woh school mein ek ladki ke sath kiss kiya tha
avantika- sirf kiss ya kuch aur bhi kiya tha
dilip- usko toh sirf kiss kiya tha par aapke sath kuch aur jarur karunga
[main muskura ke kaha]
avantika- achcha main bhi toh dekhu mera babu mere sath kya karta hai
dilip- soch lijiye ek baar shuru kar diya toh rukunga nahi chahe kuch bhi ho jaye
avantika- agar koi agaya toh
dilip- tab bhi nahi rukunga
avantika- agar bade papa aagaye toh
dilip- kaun bade papa
avantika- vanya ke pitaji tere bade mama aur mere chachaji
bade mama ka naam sunke meri fat gayi mujhe ghabraya hua dekhke di mere paas aayi
avantika- sorry babu apni di ko maaf karde
dilip- nahi di aapko sorry bolne ki jarurat nahi hai mujhe pata hai ki aap majak kar rahi thi
yeh kehke main di ko kiss kiya aur bahar aagaya main time dekha ab school ki chutti ho gaya hogi main badi naani ka room knock kiya badi naani ne gate khola
Dilip- b naani main bajar jaa raha hoon aapko kuch mangana hai
b naani- tujhe jane ki kya jarurat hai kisi naukar ko bolde woh chala jayega
dilip- vinay bhi mere sath jaega bajar
b naani- theek hai par jaldi aajana
dilip- meri pyari badi naani
yeh kehke main bahar aaya apni bike pe baitha aur reena madam ke gharki taraf chal
diya.. thodi der baad main reena madam [rm] ke ghar pahuncha yeh door bell ko bhi aaj hi kharab hona tha main ghar ke peeche wale hisse mein bike leke gaya shukar hai khidki khuli thi main khidki se andar gaya rm ke ghar mein 2 rooms the ab main pehle room se bahar nikla aur dusre room ki taraf gaya
dusra room bhi band tha main ek table liya uspe chadh gaya jaise hi main andar jhanka andar wahi principle aur rm ki chudai chal rahi thi main mobile nikal recording karne laga 10 min tak chudai program chalta raha
Fir main table se niche utra...
