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[Naughtyrishabh]

[yeh baat aaj se ek mahina pehle ki hai]
[aaj bhi main roj ki tarah college gayi]
main ghar se seedha college jati thi
jab main apne class ki taraf badh rahi thi
toh achanak mere samne ek ladka aake khada hogaya
main ghabra gayi
ladka- mujhe tumse baat karni hai
megha- bolo
ladka- yaha nahi akele mein
megha- jo baat karni hai yahi pe karo
ladka- i love you
megha- but i dont love you
[mujhe pata tha ki yeh is college ke gundo mein se ek tha
jo ladke padhte nahi sirf time pass karne aate hain]
yeh keh ke main class room mein chali gayi
us din se wo ladka roj mujhe pareshan karne laga
[1 hafte baad]
aaj phir woh ladka mere samne aagaya
megha- mujhe kyun pareshan kar rahe ho
ladka- main tumse pyar karta hoon
megha- roj ek hi baat kehte ho
jab main na keh chuki
aaj aakhri baar sun lo
main tumse pyar nahi karti
main itni pareshan thi
ki mujhe pata hi nahi chala ki main kidhar ja rahi hoon
tabhi kisi ladki ne mera haath pakad ke kheench liya
ladki- pagal ho kya abhi seedhi se gir jaati
megha- kya main seedhi se girne wali thi
ladki- haan
megha- oh thankyou so much
ladki- its ok
main sheetal
megha- i am megha
us din se hum bahut achche freinds ban gaye
main aur sheetal har baat share karte
isi tarah din bitte gaye
us din main sheetal ke saath thi
woh ladka phir aaya
iss baar toh usne had kardi
usne mera haath pakad liya
mujhe bahut gussa aaya
maine gusse mein us ladke ko thappad maar diya
thappad ki awaj sunke waha pe bheed jama ho gayi
jab principle ne suna ki kisine mera haath pakda hai
woh daure hue aaye
us ladke ka baap yaha ka mla tha isiliye
principle ne us ladke ko warning di
principle- beti yeh baat thakur sahab ko mat batana
megha- ok sir
main bhi sheetal ko bye bolke ghar chali aayi
bhaiya tumhare aane ke ek din pehle sheetal ne mujhe bola
sheetal- megha 2din baad mera birthday hai
megha- wow yaar
achcha bata tujhe kya gift chahiye
sheetal- tu
megha- matlab
sheetal- kal aur parso main tere sath bitana chahti hoon
megha- theek hai kal ka din aur parso ka din tera huwa
sheetal- main 48hours keh rahi hoon
megha- nahi yaar din ka toh theek hai
par raat ko bahar rukne ki permission papa kabhi nahi denge
sheetal- please yaar
tu hi toh meri ek freind hai
sheetal mujhe manane lagi
haar ke main bhi haa keh di
maa ne kisi tarah papa ko mana liya
papa maan gaye...
[maine maa ko bhi picnic ke baare mein jhuth kaha
sunita ki tabiyat theek nahi thi toh woh college nahi gayi
is liye maa bhi asani se maan gayi]
megha- main bahut khush thi
sheetal meri ek hi freind thi
sheetal ko uske birthday pe mera sath chahiye tha
present-
megha- bhaiya woh dekho
dilip- main gate ki taraf dekha
aisa lagraha tha ki koi humari baate sunne ki koshish kar raha hai
[yeh vanya hi hogi]
aap chinta mat karo
megha- humari baate koi sun raha hai
dilip- sunta hai toh sunne dijiye
woh jindagi bhar bahar khada rahe
is room se awaj bahar jayegi hi nahi
toh woh sunega kya
megha- tumhe kaise pata
dilip- aap bataiye na jo bata rahi thi
past
megha- main subah hoke ready ho gayi
sheetal ne kaha tha ki 10am mall mein aajana
main 8am hi nikal gayi papa ne 1ghanta pehle hi bola janeko
main sochne lagi
2 ghante pehle mall jaake kya karungi
sheetal ke ghar hi chali jaati hoon
sheetal ke papa bussiness man hain
aur woh dusre city mein rehte hain
unhone sheetal ke liye alag ghar le rakha hai
sheetal ke saath caretaker bhi rehti hai
main pahunchi sheetal ke ghar
main gate khula tha
main andar gayi
sheetal ke room se kuch awaj aa rahi thi
main seedhiyo se upar jane lagi
jab main upar pahunchi toh meri ankhein phati ki phati reh gayi
jis ladke madan ko maine thappad mara tha
woh aur meri best freind sheetal sex kar rahe the
meri ankhon se ansu behne lage
madan- meri jaan aaj humara plan poora ho jayega
sheetal- haa mera raja
aaj hum sunita se badla lenge
uski behen ko barbad karke
megha- [sunita se badla par aaj tak sunita ka kisi ke sath jhagda toh nahi huwa]
madan- haa meri jaan
sheetal- madan tumhe toh sunita se badla lena chahiye
madan- best freind ka natak karte karte kahi
sach mein toh
sheetal- madan tum aisa kaise soch sakte ho
tumhare liye main is college mein aayi hoon
tumhare liye maine megha se dosti ki
madan- sorry jaan
gussa mat ho
batata hoon mera plan kya hai
hum pehle megha ko use karenge
aur jab hume sahi mauka milega tab hum sunita pe waar karenge
sheetal- uske baad megha aur sunita tumhari rakhael aur meri gulam hogi
megha- sunita ke baare mein aisa sunke
mai apne aap ko rok nahi payi
sheeetal
madan aur sheetal mujhe dekhte hi but ban gaye
tu hi meri ek freind thi aur tune hi mujhe dhokha diya
main tum dono ka woh haal karungi
iske aage main kuch bol pati usse pehle hi kisi ne meri gardan pe injection laga diya
meri ankhein bhaari hone lagi aur main behosh ho gayi
jab meri aankh khuli toh mere hosh ud gaye
mere haath pair dono bandhe hue the
ek table ke beech wale hisse pe mujhe baand ke letaya huwa tha
mere dono pair table ke alag side mein bandhe the
mujhe ehsaas huwa ki
mere badan pe ek bhi kapda nahi tha
madan meri photo kheench raha tha
main roti rahi bilakhti rahi chillati rahi
par madan table ke chaaro taraf ghoom ke mere nange jism ki photo kheenchta raha
main dua kar rahi thi
ki mujhe maut aajaye
tabhi mere kano mein police siren ki awaj padi
main dar se apni ankhein band kar li
meri gardan pe phir kisi ne injection laga diya
aur main phir behosh ho gayi
uske baad jab meri ankh khuli toh main apne kamre mein thi
mere paas mera pura pariwaar tha
present
ab tum hi batao agar main papa ko yeh saari baate bata dun
toh kya papa chup baithenge
nahi
woh sheetal aur madan ko kahi se bhi dhund nikaalenge
aur jaan se maar denge
phir woh apne aap ko police ke hawale kardenge
unhe ya toh faansi hogi ya umraqaid
phir meri maa aur meri behno ka kya hoga
dilip- hoga toh madan aur sheetal ke saath
woh jo na kabhie kisine dekha hoga
aur naa kabhie kisi suna hoga
[yeh sab baat main bahut jyada gusse mein keh raha tha]
megha- dekha isi liye main nahi bata rahi thi
tumhe meri kasam yeh sab baat bhool jao
dilip- theek hai
aap meri kasam kha ke kahiye
aap kabhie sucide karne ki koshish nahi karengi
megha- main tumhari kasam nahi khaungi
dilip- toh main bhi aapki kasam nahi manuga
megha- main tumhari kasam khati hoon
main kabhie sucide nahi karungi
dilip- theek hai aap yahi so jaiye
megha- main apne kamre mein jaa rahi hoon
dilip- nahi
[main megha di ka haath pakda
apne bed pe le gaya
megha di ka sar apne god mein rakha]
so jaiye
megha- bhaiya hamesha mere sath rahoge na
dilip- haa didi
ab so jaiye
[megha di so gayi]
aaj ka din hi ajeeb tha
shaam 6 baje hi lag raha tha ki raat ho gayi
[main gate khola toh dekha
vanya deewaar se sat ke so rahi thi
main vanya ko god mein uthaya
aur uske room mein lejake suladiya
main aruna di ka room knock kiya
aruna di ne gate khola
aruna- megha kahan hai
dilip- so rahi hai
aap bhi aram karo
[ek ek karke main sab behno ke room mein gaya]
6 ghante aise hi beet gaye
koi bhi khana khane nahi aya
main apne room mein gaya
[coat paint pehna apne paise apna mobile jeb mein rakha]
[main megha di ko dekha]
megha di mujhe maaf kardena
main apki kasam tod raha hoon
kal aap mujhe kasam deti toh shayad main nahi todta
lekin aaj bhai ka farz pura karna hai
main ghar se bahar aaya
aur nikal pada
apni jindagi ki baaji khelne
apni behen ke liye....
dilip- main nikal toh gaya gharse
par kuch samajh hi nahi aaraha tha
pehli baar bahar akele
dar nahi lag raha tha
par bechaini jarur thi
main chalne laga
1 ghante tak chalta raha
tabhi 1 park dikha
main park ke andar gaya
aur 1 bench pe baith gaya
ek toh raat upar se thand upar se c mama ne jo peeta
jald hi neend agayi
pata nahi kitni der tak main soya raha
mujhe aisa laga koi meri jeb tatol raha hai
main uska hath pakda
aur jor se daba diya
ankh khola toh dekha yeh meri hi umar ka ladka hai
tabhi ladke ne mere munh pe ek mukka maar diya
pura jabra hil gaya
woh apna hath chhudake bhagne ki koshish kar raha tha
main bhi uske munh pe ek mukka maar diya
ladka- aaah hath hai ya hathoda
dilip- [main ek aur mukka uske munh pe mara]
ladka- sorry maaf karde aage se kabhie panga nahi lunga
dilip- [main uska haath chhod diya]
tu subah 5 baje
meri jeb kyun tatol raha tha
ladka- chori karne ke liye
apun paise ke liye kuch bhi karega
dilip- kuch bhi
ladka- haa
dilip- 1 khoon karne ka kitna lega
[woh ladka mujhe neeche se upar ghurne laga]
ladka- apun saare kaam karta hai
par khoon aur ** kabhi nahi
dilip- 1 ladki ki information nikaalne ka kitna lega
ladka- us ladki ka status pata hona mangta
dilip- kisi bussinessman ki beti hai
yaha akeli rehti hai
ladka- 15000
dilip- 10000 dunga
ladka- 15000 se ek rupya bhi kam nahi
dilip- toh phir rehne de
ladka- are tu toh gussa ho gaya
dilip- 10000
ladka- done
ladka- naam toh bata ladki ka
dilip- photo hai
ladka- bhej bhej mere
mobile pe
dilip-[main apna mobile nikala]
ladka- ruk ruk 1 minute
tera mobile dikha
dilip- [woh ladka apni jeb se ek sim card nikaal ke mere mobile mein daalne laga]
yeh kya kar raha hai
ladka- tujhe dekhke lagta hai
tu koi jhol party hai
main tere mobile mein khaancha sim card daal raha hoon
dilip- mere mobile mein sim toh hai
ladka- kal agar tu kisi lafde mein andar hogaya
toh police tera number check karegi
usmein toh mera number dikh jayega na
appun kisi lafde mein na phanse
isi liye appun tere mobile mein khaancha card daal raha hai
iska number hi nahi dikhta hai
dilip- par main toh photo bhej raha hoon
phone thodi kar raha hoon
ladka- are yeh police wale bahut bade maamu hote hain
yeh pata kar lete hain ki mobile kahan hai
yeh toh sim card hai
isiliye agar ko lafde wala kaam hai
toh mobile aur simcard dono phenkde
dilip- [phir usne mere mobile se photo bheja
aur apna sim nikaalne laga]
yeh sim kitne ka dega
ladka- 1000
dilip- yeh le 1000 aur 5000 kaam hone ke baad
ladka- 4 ghante baad yahi pe milna
dilip- dhokha toh nahi dega
ladka- appun galat kaam bhi sahi tarike se karta hai
dilip- [main ankh band karke sochne laga]
thodi der baad kisi ke hasne ki awaj aayi
main ankh kholke dekha
toh 3 4 ladkiya apas mein baate karke has rahi thi
ghadi mein time dekha toh 7baje the
[tabhi mere dimag mein 1 idea aaya]
main unladkiyo ke paas gaya
main haath jod ke kaha
dhanyawad deviyo
woh sab mujhe ankhein phaad phaad ke dekhne lagi
main park se bahar nikalke aage badh gaya
main ek saste hotel gaya
500 mein 12 ghante
main room mein gaya nahaya dhoya fresh huwa
wahi kapre dobara pehen ke wapas park mein aake baith gaya
aadhe ghante baad woh ladka aagaya
ladka- is ladki ka naam sheetal verma hai
yeh pehle kisi aur college mein padhti thi
achanak kuch din pehle
yeh dusre college mein padhne lagi
iska harami mla ke bete ke sath chakkar hai
pehle iske sath ek cartetaker rehti thi
1 hafte pehle iski cartetaker gayab ho gai
appun ne pata kiya
2din se yeh ghar se bahar nahi nikli
yeh iss society mein rehti hai
dilip- achcha ek baat bata
tune mla ko harami kyun kaha
ladka- jab 1000 kamine marte hain toh 1 harami paida hota hai
aur jab waise 1000 harami marte hain toh mla jaisa mahaharami paida hota hai
yeh harami mla is sheher ka sabse bada randikhana chalata hai
aurto aur bachcho ki taskari karta hai
pehle yeh harami mla isi randikhane ka ek bharwa tha
dilip- [yeh kehte hue us ladke ki ankhon mein ansu aagaye]
tu ro kyun raha hai
ladka- kyunki appun bhi usi randikhane ki upaj hai
main toh bahut khush hoon ki
meri maa mujhe janam dete hue hi mar gayi
warna duniya ke taane sun sun ke mar jati
aur appun ek ek ko cheer deta
appun ne 2 baar mla ko marne ki koshish ki par maar nahi paya
tu soch raha hai appun tere ko yeh baat kyun bata raha hai
teri ankho mein appun ne ek aisa dard dekha hai
jo ek bin maa baap ka bachcha hi samajh sakta hai
dilip- main tujhe ek baat batata hoon
main neta ke bete se badla lena chahta hoon
aur agar tu mla se badla lena chahta hai
toh hum dono ka dushman ek hai
ladka- appun sirf mla ko thokna chahta hai
aur appun aaj se tere sath hai
haath mila
dilip- main dilip
ladka- main akhil
dilip- yeh le baaki paise
akhil- yeh paise tu apne paas rakh
aur bata tune kuch socha hai aage kya karega
dilip- sheetal jaha rehti hai
waha hume ek ghar chahiye
aur yeh yaad rakhna
woh ghar soundproof ho
akhil- ho jayega
dilip- humare paas sirf 4din hai
[ paanch5we din bade mama nahi
thakur dharmesh veer partap singh
yamraj banke aayenge]..,
akhil- appun mla ko 4 saal se maar nahi pa raha hai
aur tu 4 din bol raha hai
dilip- woh sab main soch lunga
tu jaake ghar dekh
akhil- pehle kuch thusne toh de
dilip- kisi hotel mein chalte hain
akhil- hotel ki aisi ki taisi
appun ke ghar chal mast nashta karenge
dilip- tu toh aise bol raha hai
jaise teri gharwali ne tere liye nashta banaya hoga
akhil- tujhe nashte se matlab hai
ya mera dimag khane se
dilip- chal
[akhil ne ek taxi rukai
hum usmein baith gaye
30 minute baad hum pahunche akhil ke ghar
akhil ka ghar bahut bheed wale ilaake mein tha
akhil apne ghar ke andar gaya
main bhi uske piche andar gaya]
akhil- meri darling meri jaanu
kahan hai tu
meri rani
[ek ladki kitchen se bahar aayi]
kaun hai
akhil- tera nanha munna akhil
ladki- are aap agaye baithiye nashta tayaar hi hai
[us ladki ki najar mujhpe padi]
yeh kaun hain
akhil- yeh appun ka dost hai
yeh bhi nashta karega
ladki- namaste
dilip- main bhi namaste kiya
phir woh kitchen mein chali gayi
[main dheere se akhil ko kaha]
main toh majak mein kaha tha
sach mein yeh teri biwi hai
akhil- nahi re appun abhi 20 saal ka hai
aur yeh 19 ki
appun 21 saal ka hote hi isse shaadi manayega
aur puri cricket team paida karega
dilip- par tere jaise langoor ko yeh angoor kaha se mil gaya
akhil- tu appun ki taarif kar raha hai
ya bejjati
dilip- taarif kar raha hoon
[lukkhe
main badbadaya]
akhil- woh main tujhe nahi bataunga
appun ki jaan batana chahe toh bata sakti hai
dilip- [iski thodi leta hoon]
waise jaan ka naam kya hai
akhil- abe woh teri bhabhi hai
arushi
jaan sirf appun ki hai
dilip- lekin main toh jaan hi kahunga
akhil- jaa main tere sath nahi karta
dilip- achcha sorry
arushi- yeh lijiye nashta tayyar hai
akhil- aahaha kitni raapchik khusbu hai
khaane mein kitna maja aayega
dilip- bahut achchi khushbu hai
[phir hum teeno ne nashta kiya
nashta karne ke baad]
akhil- tu tayyar ho ja tujhe college chhod deta hoon
arushi- nahi aaj college band hai
teachers ne hadtal kardi hai
akhil- yeh master logo ne bahut achchha kiya
arushi- kya aap bhi
chaliye haath dho lijiye
akhil- achcha sun yeh mera dost hai
yeh humari lovestory janna chahta hai
arushi- jaisi aapki marji
akhil- tu kabhie nahi sudhregi
achcha ja tu aram kar
[arushi chali gayi]...
akhil- haa toh sun
past
yeh baat 1 saal pehle ki hai
us waqt appun bahut gusse wala tha
appun chori karta tha daake daalta tha aur maara maari bhi karta tha
apun ke gang boss ne bola aaj humein ladkiya supply karni hai
[mla jo ladkiya lata tha
woh mere gang boss ke yahan hi rakhta tha
kyunki mera gang boss mla ka purana wafadar tha
aaj 60 ladkiyo ki jindagi barbaad hone wali thi]
akhil- dekho boss appun apko pehle bhi bola hai
appun yeh ladki wala kaam nahi karega
aapke liye appun jaan bhi de sakta hai
g boss- chal theek hai
main khud chala jaunga
[boss waha se ladkiyo ko trucke mein daalke le gaya]
appun adde pe hi ghumne laga
tabhi 2 lukkhon ki baate mujhe sunai di
woh lukkhe bol rahe the ki aaj boss pe humla hoga aur 60 ladkiyo mein se 5 ladkiyo ko tapka denge
[ appun ko pata tha ki 5 ladkiyo ka kam hona matlab harami mla boss ko jaan se maardega
aur appun boss ko kuch nahi hone de sakta tha
boss nehi appun ko pala tha]
appun un do lukkho ko bahut peeta
aur un lukkho ki bike pe nikal gaya
boss ko rokne
appun raaste mein hi boss ko sab bata diya
boss ne dusre raaste se jaane ko bola
saari ladkiya harami mla ke randikhane mein pahuncha di gai
appun waha se jana chahta tha
par boss ne appun ko jane nahi diya
1 ghante baad ladkiyo ki neelami shuru hui
neelami neeche ho rahi thi
aur appun yeh ghatiya khel upar wala floor se dekh raha tha
50 ladkiya roti bilakhti sisakti hui neelaam ho gayi
aakhri mein bachi 10 ladkiya jinki boli 5 lakh se shuru hui
appun apna munh dusri taraf ghumaya huwa tha
aapun ne jab aakhri ladki ka suna toh appun ko usko dekhne ka man huwa
appun ne jab us ladki ka chehra dekha
toh appun us ladki ko dekhta reh gaya
doodh jaisa safed rang
appun ne aaj tak kisi ladki pe itni masumiyat kabhi nahi dekhi thi
woh ladki ro rahi thi appun ko aaj pehli baar
kisi aur ka dard dekhke
aisa laga ki appun ka kisine dil cheer diya ho
tab appun ne suna ki us ladki ki neelami 15 lakh mein huwi
us ladki ko ek buddha apne sath le jaraha tha
woh uske saath jaa hi nahi rahi thi
appun ne bina soche 25 feet upar se chhalaang laga di...
sab appun ko dekhne lage
appun us ladki ka haath pakad ke apne sath le jane laga
tabhi boss appun ke saamne aagaya
boss appun ko yeh ladki chahiye
boss- tujhe pata hai biki huwi ladki wapas nahi milti
aur tere paas 15 laakh bhi nahi hai
akhil- boss apun ko yeh ladki chahiye
[tabhi mla ke manager ne apne gundo ko ishaara kiya
manager ke gunde appun ko maarne lage
jab appun ne us ladki ka haath chhod
toh aisa laga ki appun ki kisine jindagi chhen li ho
appun ko woh gunde maarte rahe
appun khoøn se lathpath jameen pe gir pada]
appun tadapte hue
boss appun ko is ladki se alag mat karo
[boss ne apna munh pher liya]
boss appun ne aapki jaan chayi hai
[woh buddha jabardasti use le ja raha tha]
boss appun ko jaan se maar do
par appun ko yeh ladki de do
boss appun ne aaj tak tumse kuch nahi maanga
tumhare liye saare galat kaam kiye
bina koi keemat liye
aaj appun un saare kaamo ka hisab maangta hai
[boss ne jaake us buddhe ko dhakka diya
aur mujhe aake uthaya]
boss- main is ladki ka 20 laakh dunga
manger se
manager- yeh ladki bik chuki hai
boss- main maalik se baat karlunga
manager- maalik dilli gaye hain
boss- shayad tumne suna nahi
main maalik se baat karlunga
manger-theek hai
akhil- [boss apne sath appun ko aur us ladki ko apne purane ghar leke aaye]
yeh le iss ghar ki chabhi aur apna pair kabhie us ilaake ki taraf mat modna
aaj se tera mera sara hisaab chukta
[yeh kehke boss chala gaya]
akhil- appun us ladki ki taraf dekha
tera naam kya hai
[usne apna naam arushi bataya]
tere maa baap hai
arushi- meri souteli maa ne hi mujhe 50000 mein bech diya
[yeh kehke arushi rone lagi]
akhil- achcha ab rona band kar
tu jab tak chahe mere paas reh sakti ho
arushi- par aapne toh mujhe kharida hai
akhil- appun ne tujhe kharida nahi hai
appun ne sirf apne pyar ko bachaya hai
[arushi mujhe dekhne lagi]
arushi- iska matlab aap mere jism se nahi
mujhse pyar karte hain
akhil- haa
arushi- apni ankhein band kijiye
akhil- kyun
arushi- kijiye na
akhil- appun ne apni ankhein band kar li
arushi- ab apni ankhein kholiye
akhil- appun ne jab ankh khola
toh dekha arushi ki jism pe ek kapra bhi nahi hai
woh bilkul nangi appun ke samne khadi ho gayi
uski ankhein band thi
appun jaldi se gaya aur arushi ke badan pe ek chadar lapet diya
appun ne aarushi ko 2 thappar mara
arushi mere pairo pe gid gayi
arushi- aaj se mere liye aap hi mere bhagwaan hain
akhil- achcha uth ro mat
tune aisa kiya hi kyun
ki maine tujhpe haath uthaya
pata hai appun ko kitni takleef hui
arushi- mujhe laga aap bhi mujhse nahi mere jism se pyaar karte hain
akhil- appun ko maaf karde
arushi- aap maafi mat mangiye
aap mere bhagwaan hain
akhil- are main tera pati banna chahta hoon
aur tu mujhe baghwaan bana rahi hai
arushi- haan to pati bhi toh prameshwar hi hota haina
akhil- achchha sun agar main tere sath waisa karta
toh tu kya karti ?????????????

Local andaj dialogue delivery ka.
Bahut khoob superb.

Mazaaaa aa gaya bhai waah....

 

[Naughtyrishabh]

arushi- apni jaan dedeti
akhil- dobara aisa mat kehna
aise hi 6 mahine gujar gaye
1 din appun ke dimaag mein baat aayi ki appun to padh nahi paya
kyun na arushi ko padhaoon
akhil- arushi tu kitne tak padhi hai
arushi- 10th tak
akhil- aage padhegi
arushi- nahi
akhil- kyun
arushi- aap se dur nahi reh sakti
akhil- par appun to chahta hai ki tu padhe
arushi- aap chahte hain toh theek hai
akhil- appun ne jugaad karke
arushi ka ek achche college mein admission karwa diya
din aise hi bitte gaye
ek din main arushi se pucha
akhil- tu appun se pyar nahi karti
arushi- kyun
akhil- aaj tak tune appun se pyarwali baat nahi ki
khali phokhat bhagwaan banaya huwa hai appun ko
arushi- main aapse pyar karti hoon
par usse jyada main apki pooja karti hoon
akhil- kyun
arushi- main apko batati hoon
meri maa kehti thi
jo jaan bachata hai woh insaan hota hai
aur jo zindagi deta hai woh bhagwaan hota hai
akhil-[uske baad appun ke paas kuch bolne ko nahi bachata tha]
present
yeh thi appun aur arushi ki love story....
dilip- waah kya lovestory hai maja agaya
akhil- appun jaake ghar ka jugaad karta hai
dilip- mujhe bhi kuch kaam hai
[phir main akhil ke ghar se nikal gaya]
main market gaya kuch jaruri saman leke ek bag mein rakha
2 ghante aise hi beet gaye
ab intazaar tha akhil ke phone aane ka
main ek hotel mein room
liya
fresh huwa
socha thodi der tv dekh leta hoon
tv channel pe 1 film chal rahi thi
us film ko dekhke mujhe 1 idea aaya
par idea bahut risky tha
1 ghante baad akhil ka phone aya
akhil- ghar ka jugaad ho gaya hai
kiraya 30000
dilip- are apne ko konsa pura mahina rehna hai
akhil- tu aaja main society ke bahar hoon
aur haa kapre achchhe pehenke aana
appun ko pehle ghusne nahi diya
jab appun tip top kapre pehna tab appun ko society mein entry mili
kaafi maaldaar society hai
dilip- achcha theek hai
[main naye kapre market se leke pehna
aur pahuncha society mein
akhil society ke bahar khada tha]
dilip- aaj pehli baar kisi bandar ko coat paint pehente dekha hai
akhil- tu har waqt appun ki bejjati kyun karta hai
dilip- chal[main akhil ko dhakka dete hue kaha]
main akhil ko paise diya
thodi der baad akhil aagaya
ghar ki chabhi leke
hum dono ghar dekhne lage
dilip- sheetal ka ghar konsa hai
akhil- woh samne wala
dilip- apna wala toh soundproof to haina
akhil- haa re
ab aage kya karna hai
dilip- kidnap karenge aur kya
akhil- karenge kiska
dilip- sheetal ka
wahi hume madan tak le jayegi
aur madan hume mla tak pahunchaega
akhil- karenge kaise
dilip- tujhe pata yeh ghar humne kyun liya
akhil- nahi
dilip- hume sheetal ke gharpe najar rakhni hai
aaj 9pm tak agar madan nahi aaya
toh hum aaj raat sheetal ka kidnap karenge
akhil- kidanp karke rakhenge kahan
dilip- usi ke gharpe
akhil- paagal toh nahi ho gaya tu
sheetal ko appun log usi ke ghar pe kidnap karke rakhenge
dilip- haa
akhil- kya haa
isi beech agar koi sheetal ke ghar pe humaari marne aagaya toh
dilip- woh bhi maine soch liya hai
yeh dekh
[main apna bag kholke ulat diya]
akhil- abe tu toh pakka paagal lagta hai
[bag ka samaan]
globs.rassi.tape.do saliya
do chaaku. 3acid bottle
2 video camera. 2 master key
aur bhi bahut saman the
abe tu yeh saman laya kahan se
dilip- chor bazar se
akhil- par tu acid kyun laya
dilip- baad mein bataunga
pehle plan sun
akhil- bol
dilip- [maine akhil ko pura plan samajha diya]
samajh gaya na
akhil- yeh plan ka hissa hai
ya tu appun ki le raha hai
dilip- plan hai re
bas 2 cheej tujhe lani hai
akhil- kya
dilip- tujhe behosh karne wali dawai aur woh lani hai
akhil- abe woh kya
dilip- abe wahi jisko khane se jismani aag badh jati hai
akhil- tu badla lene ka plan bana raha hai
ya ** karne ka
dekh
[main akhil ko beech mein tokte hue bola]
dilip- mujhe bhi ** se nafrat hai
tu bharosa rakh main tujhe dhokha nahi dunga
akhil- theek hai
dilip- dono dawai ka jarur puch lena
ki kitna lene se kitni der tak asar rehta hai
akhil- appun apni darling ke sath khana khake le ayega dono cheez
dilip- mere liye bhi khana laana
kya khana banati hai
akhil- abe tu kahin aisa waisa toh nahi soch raha hai
dilip- nahi re ab tu jaa
[akhil chala gaya]
main sheetal ke ghar pe najar gada ke baith gaya.........
dilip- ab 4 ghante ho gaye the mujhe sheetal ke ghar pe najar
gadaye hue
bhuk bhi lagi thi aur
yeh lukkha abhi tak nahi aaya tha
tabhi gate knock hua
main gate jaake khola toh samne akhil ghabraya hua khada tha
[akhil jaldi se andar aaya aur gate band kar diya]
dilip- abe kya hua kahi kisi ne teri maar toh nahi li
akhil- yeh sab teri wajah se hua hai aur tujhe majak sujh raha hai
dilip- lekin hua kya
akhil- appun abhi market se aate waqt
taxi mein baith raha tha
2 maamu matlab hawaldar teri photo dikha ke puch rahe the
ki kahi dekha hai isko
woh toh achcha hua appun ko maamu log ka experience hai warna
dilip- toh teri kyun fat rahi hai
[akhil mujhe aankhe phaad phaadke dekhne laga]
[c mama ke ghar]
subah 8 am
vidya di aur aruna di
dilip ke room mein gayi
vidya- yaha to sirf megha hai
[aruna di megha ko jagane lagi]
megha- kya hua didi
aruna- bhaiya kahan hai
megha- kya bhaiya nahi hai
vidya- shayad vanya ke room mein hoga
[teeno behne vanya ke room ke taraf daudi]
[vanya ka room knock karte hi khul gaya]
[vanya soyi hui thi
vidya- bhaiya toh yahan bhi nahi hai
aruna- didi kahi bhaiya
vidya- aisa sochna bhi mat
megha tum apne room mein jao
megha- didi
aruna- megha didi theek keh rahi hain
tu apne room mein jaa
[megha waha se rote hue chali gayi]
vidya- abhi vanya ko rahne dete hain
pehle hum pure ghar mein dekhte hain
ho sakta hai bhaiya sunita avantika ke room mein ho
aruna- di main sunita ke room mein jaati hoon
vidya- aur main avantika ke room mein
[ vidya di ne avantika ke room ka gate knock]
[avantika di ne gate khola]
avantika- kya hua di
vidya- bhaiya hai andar
avantika- nahi di
kyun kya hua
vidya- bhaiya na apne room mein hai
aur naahi vanya ke room mein
[aruna di aur sunita di daudti hui aayi]
aruna- di bhaiya sunita ke room mein bhi nahi hai
vidya- ek kaam karte hain
main aur avantika garden mein dekhte hain
tu aur sunita niche wale rooms mein dekh
[ thodi der baad hall mein]
vidya- pura ghar chhaan mara par bhaiya kahi bhi nahi mila
[c mami apne bedroom se bahar nikli]
c mami- kyun subah subah itna shor machane lag gayi tum sab
aruna- mummy bhaiya ghar pe kahi bhi nahi hai
c mami- ismein itna pareshan hone wali kya baat hai
gaya hoga kahin marne
[sab ek sath chillake boli mummy]
[ itni jor ki awaj sunke c mama bahar aaye ]
c mama- kya hua
aruna- papa bhaiya ghar pe nahi hai
c mama- isme itna pareshan hone ki kya baat hai
vidya dilip ko phone karo
vidya- chachaji humare paas dilip ka number nahi hai
c mama- main batata hoon number
[c mama number batane lage]
[ vidya di ne phone lagaya
par yeh kya number toh band hai]
[ akhil ne 6am hi dilip ke mobile mein se sim nikaal diya tha ]
vidya- chachaji number band hai
[ ab toh c mama bhi ghabra gaye ]
c mama- abhi thodi der inazaar karte hai
ho sakta hai dilip aajaye
tum sab apne apne room mein jao
[sab behne apne room mein chali gayi]
[vanya ka room]
vanya uthti hai nahake tayyar hoti hai
aur chal deti hai dilip ke room mein
par yeh kya dilip toh apne room mein nahi hai
woh vidya di ke room mein jaati hai
vidya di use sab bata deti hai
vanya ke chehra gusse se laal ho gaya tha
vanya ke ankho se ansu beh rahe the
vanya vidya di ke room se bahar nikalti hai
aur seedha megha ke room ki taraf badh jati hai.....,,.'.,..
vidya di ko kuch theek nahi laga
woh aruna di ke room mein jaati hai
vidya di aruna di ko sab batadeti hai
dono vanya ke peeche bhagti hai
vanya megha di ke room ka jaise hi gate knock karti hai
gate khul jata hai
aur vanya kya dekhti hai
megha di ke hath me blade hai
aur woh apne kalai pe blade rakhti hai aur hata leti hai
rakhti hai aur hata leti hai
tab tak vidya di aur aruna di pahunch jaati
yeh dekhke unke bhi hosh ud jaate hain
tabhi aruna di dheere kadmo se chalte hue megha di ke paas pahunch jaati hai
aur jhat se megha di ke haath se blade chheen leti hai
aur ek thappad megha di ko maarti hai
aruna- yaha hum sab bhaiya ko leke pareshan hain
aur tu ek nayi musibat tayyar kar rahi hai humare liye
megha di chup chap sun leti hai
vidya yeh sab dekhke samajh jaati hai ki kuch bahut bura hua hai
megha ke sath
vidya di megha di ke paas pahunchti hai
vidya- megha mujhe nahi pata ki tum aisa kyun kar rahi thi
par main itna jarur janti hoon
ki agar tumhe kuch hogaya toh chachaji aur chachiji bhaiya ko kabhie maaf nahi karenge
woh yahi samjhenge ki bhaiya ne tumhare sath kuch galat kiya aur bhaag gaya
kya tum yeh chahti ho ki bhaiya phir humsab se dur ho jae
[megha di apna sar na mein hilati hai]
achcha ab tu aram kar
vidya di aur aruna di vanya ka hath pakad ke bahar agayi
vidya- [aruna] tum jao apne kamre mein
vidya di vanya ko apne room mein le jaati hai
vidya- dekh vanu mujhe pata hum se jyada tujhe bhaiya ki fiqr hai
lekin megha bhi humari behen hai
agar tu apna gussa nahi pee sakti
toh yahi apne room mein baith
teri ek galti se hum megha aur bhaiya dono ko hamesha ke liye khodenge
tu samajh rahi haina
vanya- haa di
vidya di vanya ke room se chali gayi
vanya gate band karti hai
aur wahi pe baithke rone lagti hai
[4 ghante baad]
vidya di jo subah se apne aap ko sambhalne ki koshish kar rahi thi
ab unki himmat bhi jawab de chuki thi
unki ankho se bhi ansu behne lage the
yahi haal aruna avantika aur sunita ka bhi tha
c mama bhi bahut pareshan ho gaye
c mama kisi ko phone lagane lage
c mama- hello ig saheb aap humare ghar aa sakte hai thode der ke liye
ji bahut jaruri hai
hum wait kar rahe hain
[ 1 ghante baad ]
c mama ke gharke bahar 1 gaadi aake ruki
usme se ig saheb bahar nikle
woh gharke andar gaye aur c mama ko pranam kiya
ig- thakur saheb aap kuch pareshan dikh rahe hain
c mama- ig saheb baat darasal yeh ki humara bhanja subah se lapata hai
ig- wahi jo gaon se aya tha
c mama- ji wahi
ig- poori baat bataiye
c mama- kal humne gusse mein apne bhaanje pe haath utha diya
aaj 8am humari betiya uske room mein gayi woh nahi tha
hum ne poore ghar mein dekha phir bhi woh nahi mila
humne use phone bhi kiya par phone band hai
ig- aap ke bhaanje ki umar kitni hai
c mama- 18 saal
ig- aap hume apne bhaanje ki ek photo uska phone number de dijiye hum pata karte hai
c mama apne room mein gaye dilip ki photo aur phone number 1 kagaj pe likhke ig ko de diya
ig saheb chale gaye......,.,.
[1 ghante baad
police headquarter]
ig saheb apne cabin mein baithe kisi ka intazaar kar rahe the
tabhi unke cabin ka gate khulta hai
aur ek 26 saal ka naujawan
ladka- sp arvind rana reporting sir
ig- baith jao
tumhe is ladke ko dhundna hai
[ ig ne photo apne desk pe rakhte hue kaha]
yeh raha is ladke ka number
abhi yeh number band hai
[yeh sunke sp ko itna tez gussa aaya
uski ankhein laal ho gayi]
sp- ok sir
ig- kuch kehna hai
sp- no sir
ig- tum mere saale ho
isliye jo dil mein hai bol daalo
sp- sir aaj is city mein
gumshuda hone ki 120 fir darj hui hai woh bhi ladkiyo ki
aur aapne is ek ladke ko dhundne ke liye mujhe bulaya hai
jabki yeh kaam koi inspecter bhi kar sakta hai
ig- tum thakur dharmesh veer partap singh ko jante ho
sp- yeh wahi thakur toh nahi
jiski zameen pe yeh city bani hai
ig- tumne sahi socha
aur bhi bahut kuch hai jo tumhe nahi pata
abhi bas itna jaanlo
ki yeh ladka bade thakur ka bhaanja hai
aur bade thakur ne 18 saal pehle is ladke ke liye kya kiya tha
tumne humari top files mein padha hoga
sp- yes sir
ig- jald se jald is ladke ko dhundo tumhare paas sirf 4 din hai
sp- ok sir
[tab se yeh log dilip ko dhund rahe hain]
[present]
dilip- abe mujhe aise kyun dekh raha hai
main us type ka nahi hoon
akhil- abe toh appun tujhe us type ka lagta hai
dilip- waise ek baat bata
is sheher ka sabse imandaar police wala kaun hai
akhil- is sheher ka sabse bada maamu toh
sp arvind rana hai
dilip- jald hi mulaqaat hogi
akhil- tera dimag toh kharab nahi ho gaya
woh sp jab se yaha aya hai
tabse appun jaise bade bade bhai log chindi chor banke ghoom rahe hain
dilip- aisa kyun
akhil- sun jis din sp yaha aya usi din
[sp ne apne sare police walo ko order diya
koi bhi kitna bhi bada aadmi ho bhai ho tapori ho
agar kisi jurm mein pakda jata hai toh
na use thoka jayega
na use andar kiya jayega
usko nanga karke uski photo kheenchi jayegi
aur net pe daal diya jayega
aur agar koi police wala koi bhi galat kaam karte hue pakda gaya
toh uske saath bhi yahi hoga]
ab bol
aisa koi police wala hota hai
dilip- sp se bade police waalo ne use nahi roka
akhil- kya ghanta rokega
yaha ka ig jo hai
woh sp ka jeeja hai
dilip- matlab jeeja saale ne milke tum sab ki maar li
[ yeh kehke main jor jor se hasne laga
meri hansi ruk hi nahi rahi thi]
akhil- dekh agar tune hansna band nahi kiya
toh appun yaha se chala jayega
dilip- achcha sorry
mere liye khana laya
akhil- yeh le thunsle
dilip- [main uske haath se khana liya
aur phir hansne laga]
akhil- tu phir hansne laga
appun tere sath nahi rahega
appun society wale park mein jaa raha hai
dilip- [ yeh kehke woh chala gaya]
maine 30 minute mein khana khaya
video camera sheetal ke ghar ki taraf setkarke
main gate lock kiya
aur park ki taraf jaane laga
park mein pahunchke lukkhe ko dhundne laga
lukkha bench pe baithke cigrette pee raha tha
par uski najar kahi or thi
main uski najar ka peecha kiya toh mujhe yaqeen nahi huwa
kuch ladkiya badminton khel rahi thi
yeh lukkhe ki najar un ladkiyo ki gaand pe thi
[ main dheere se uske peeche gaya aur bola]
sp aagaya
[yeh sunke]
akhil- arushi[kehte hue cheekh pada]..,,.
park mein sab log humen ghur rahe the
akhil idhar udhar dekhne laga
dilip- aur lukkhe kaisa laga
[akhil peeche muda
uski shakal dekhke man kiya
thhaka lagaun]
akhil- aaj tujhe nahi chhodunga
dilip- pehle pakad toh le
[yeh kehke main bhagne laga]
akhil mere peeche bhaagta raha par mujhe pakad nahi paya
thodi der baad akhil zameen pe baithke hanfne laga
main waha pe ek uncle se paani ki bottle manga
aur akhil ke paas gaya
dilip- yeh le
[akhil bottle ka saara pani gatak gaya
main akhil ke sath zameen pe baith gaya]
theek toh hai
akhil- appun ki lene mein tere ko bahut maja aata haina
agar appun ka heart fail ho jata toh
aapun ki jaan arushi ka kya hota
dilip- tune aisi galti hi kyun ki
akhil- appun ne kya kiya
dilip- ladkiyo ke pichwade ko ghurna
kya achchi baat hai
akhil- achchha woh
dekh tere ko toh pata hai
appun jahan paida hua
woh kitni gandi jagah thi
waha yeh sab aisa tha
jaise saans le raha ho
toh appun ka aisa hona bhi aam baat hai
appun aaj talak kisi ladki ke baare mein yeh nahi socha ki
appun iska ** kare
haa appun ankhein jarur sekta hai
dilip- bas kar rulaega kya
waise tu hai lukkha
par baat bahut achchi karta hai
akhil- yeh toh meri jaan arushi ka kamaal hai
pehle appun har baat mein gaali deta tha
dheere dheere arushi ki wajah se appun ka chaal chalan thoda sudhra hai
dilip- iska matlab tu aur ladkiyo ke sath sota bhi hoga
akhil- haa
dilip- arushi ko pata hai
akhil- appun ne arushi ko
appun ke baare mein sab bata diya tha
dilip- arushi ne kuch nahi kaha tujhe
akhil- usko toh jab bhi main koi baat bolta hoon
woh kehti hai
jaisi aapki marzi
dilip- aur tu itna ghatiya ki
woh tujhe itna pyaar karti hai
tujhe poojti hai
aur tu uske liye yeh sab nahi chhod sakta
akhil- pehle appun roj nayi ladki ke sath sota tha
arushi ke pyar ki wajah se ab appun hafte mein ek baar karta hai
isse jyada appun ke bas mein nahi hai
appun kai baar koshish kiya
isse jyada apne aapko rokne ki
par appun nahi rok paya
yeh appun ki lat ban chuki thi
dilip- [lukkhe ki baat sunke man kiya
lukkhe ko gale laga loon
par yaha pe log the
kahi kuch galat na sochne lage]
waise ek baat bata
akhil- kya
dilip- jab tu dar se cheekha
toh tere munh se arushi ka naam kyun nikla
akhil- woh isliye ki appun ka is duniya mein
appun ki jaan arushi alawa koi hai hi nahi
toh jab appun ko dar lagega
toh appun toh appun ki
jaan ko hi pukarega na
dilip- aahahaha baba lukkheshwar maharaj ki jai jai jai
akhil- tu phir shuru ho gaya
dilip- tujhe un sab ladkiyo mein sabse jyada kaun pasand hai
akhil- ladkiya pasand nahi hai
ladkiyo ka bada pichhwada pasand hai appun ko
dilip- haa wahi kiska pasand hai
akhil- woh jo lambi si hai
dilip- usmein aisa kya hai
akhil- abe uska pichchwada dekh kitna bada hai
dekhke hi lagta hai
bahut ganne khaye hai isne
dilip- toh irada kya hai
akhil- appun ka irada kuch bhi ho
appun hilane ke siwa kya karsakta hai
dilip- mere paas 1 idea hai
akhil- tu apna idea apne paas rakh
dilip- sun toh bahut badhiya idea hai
akhil- sach mein tere paas idea hai
dilip- haa re
akhil- suna
dilip- maine akhil ke kaan mein apna idea sunaya
[idea sunke akhil ne aisa munh banaya
jaise maine uski maar li ho].....
dilip- kaisa laga idea
akhil- ghanta
ismein toh tera fayda hoga
dilip- yeh idea se tujhe hi fayda hoga
akhil- fayda nahi nuksaan hoga
dilip- tujhe yeh karna padega
akhil- ko jabardasti hai kya
dilip- haa
warna teri meri dosti khatam
akhil- kya musibat hai
tere jaisa dost ho toh dushman ki jarurat hi nahi hai
dilip- tu jaa raha hai k nahi
akhil- jaa raha hoon
dilip- aur sun us ladki se baat karte hue
agar tune tapori shabd use kiya
toh apna munh mat dikhana
akhil- theek hai jaata hoon
dilip- main udhar hi jameen pe baith gaya
akhil aur woh ladki ek ghar mein chale gaye
1 ghante baad akhil mujhe aata hua dikha
lukkhe ne aake mujhe gale laga liya
ab chhod main us type ka nahi hoon
akhil- dost ho toh tere jaisa kya idea diya tha tune
raat 11 am bulaya hai
item ne
aaj maja aayega
dilip- thodi der pehle mujhe dushman bol raha tha
akhil- maaf karde na
dilip- 1 ghante tak tu kya kar raha tha
akhil- usne appun ko halka kiya
aur appun ne usko
dilip- [ghar chal aur pure vistaar se bata kya hua
humdono ghar pahunche]
ab bata
[ab suniye idea kya tha
akhil ki jubaani]
akhil- [main pahuncha us ladki ke paas]
hi[maine us ladki ko bola]
ladki- hello
kya main apko janti hoon
akhil- nahi
main aaj hi shift hua hoon
yahan
ladki- oh
akhil- mujhe aapse kuch baat karni hai
[tabhi waha pe khadi dusri ladki boli]
abhi aap comedy kar rahe hain kya
[man kiya sali ko rakhke du]
ladki- ji kahiye
akhil- kahin akele mein baat karen
ladki- ok
[phir woh mujhe apne ghar le gayi
appun ko samajh a gaya
bahut chalu hai]
akhil- ghar bahut khubsurat hai
ladki- main point please
akhil- mera dost apko pasand karta hai
ladki- toh
mujhe sab pasand karte hain
akhil- woh apke sath sex karna chahta hai
[yeh sunte hi chataak chataak chataak
teen thappad pade mujhko]
ladki- tumhari himmat kaise hui aisi ghatiya baat kehne ki
ghar mein maa behen nahi hai kya
akhil- aap pehle meri puri baat suniye
ladki- mujhe tum jaise ghatiya aadmi ki koi baat nahi sunni
niklo mere ghar
or i call the police
akhil- [police shabd sunke meri]
jaisi apki marzi baad mein mat kehna ki maine appko warn nahi kiya
ladki- tum mujhe dhamki de rahe ho
akhil- dhamki nahi de raha hoon
samjha raha hoon
puri baat suno pehlo
ladko- bolo
akhil- jab tum park mein thi toh mera dost tumhe ghur raha tha
maine use bola
ghur ke kya milega
agar pasand hai toh jaake seedha baat kar
mera dost bola
agar usne thappad maar diya
toh tujhe toh pata hai
appun ko koi ladki thappad maarde
toh appun usko haath kaat deta hai
[yeh sunke item ki fat gai]
ladki- mujhe pata hai tum mujhe darana chahte ho
lekin main darne wali nahi hoon
main abhi police ko phone karti hoon.....

Behad hi shanadar or jabardast update bhai.
Bahut khoob superb.

 

[Naik]

Update please Anam ji

 

[mashish]

Update kab tak aayega mam

 

[Naughtyrishabh]

akhil- karo mera kya jayega
police bina saboot ke tumpe beleive nahi karegi
aur tum police ko rishwat bhi nahi de paogi
tumko ek aur baat batata hoon
woh mera koi dost nahi hai
woh mujhe blackmail kar raha hai
warna mujhe kisi pagal kutte ne nahi kata hai
jo main kisi ladki se direct yeh baat kahu
[ab toh item ki puri tarah fat gai]
ladki- mujhe bachalo please
akhil- main tumhari koi madad nahi kar sakta
ladki- please
iske badle main tumhare sath sex kar lungi
akhil- main majburi ka fayda nahi uthata
ladki- jab main keh rahi hoon ki main tumhare sath sex karna chahti hoon
toh tumhe kya problem hai
akhil- no
[item ne woh kiya jo appun ne kabhie sapne mein bhi nahi socha tha...
akhil- item appun ke samne ghutne ke bal baith gayi
item appun ka lund appunke paint ke upar se sehlane lagi
appun bhi toh yahi chahta tha
appun ki ankhein band ho gayi
item ne appun ka paint kholke neeche kar diya
underwear bhi neeche kar diya
aur appun ke lund ko mutthi mein pakad ke muth marne lagi
thodi der mein appun ka lund ek dum khada ho gaya
appun ne item ke sar pe hath rakkha item samajh gayi
item ne apna jubaan nikala
aur appun ke lund ko
upar se neeche chaatne lagi
item ab appun ke supade apne munh mein leke chusne lagi
aisa lag raha tha ki item ko bahut practice hai
ab item ne apna dono hath meri gand pe rakh diya
aur apna munh age peeche karke appun ke lund ko chusne lagi
appun ko bahut maja araha tha
appun ka lund gapagap item ke munh mein andar bahar kar raha tha
item ne phir appun ka lund pakada aur muth marne lagi
aur appun ke ando ko munh mein leke chusne lagi
item kabhie appun ke ando ko jor se chusti
toh kabhie chat leti
item ne ab appun ka pura lund munh daalke andar bahar karne lagi
appun ka lund item ke thuk se pura gila ho gaya
ab appun jhadne wala tha
appun ne item ka sar pakda
aur item ke munh mein apna lund pelne laga
item ki ankhein chowdi ho gai
ab appun aur jorse apna lund item ke munh pelte hue jhadne laga
item appun ka sara cum pee gayi
item- ab karoge na madad
akhil- raat mein kab aoon
item appun ko ghurne lagi
item- 11 pm ajana
akhil- phir appun tere paas agaya
present
dilip- jab akhil ne mujhe dekha toh uski fat gayi
abhi mujhe bahut gussa araha tha
main apna gussa controle karte hue kaha
[maine tujhe bola tha
ki tu us ladki ke paas jayega
us ladki se bolega tujhe usse akele mein baat karni hai
jab woh ladki akele mein baat karne ke liye tayyar ho jae toh usse kehna
ki tu use pasand karta hai
aur tu uske sath sex karna chahta hai
yeh sunke woh ladki tujhe maaregi gaali degi police ki dhamki degi
tu use daantke chup karaega aur bolega
ki tujhe agar koi ladki pasand aati hai toh tu
use akele mein lejake saaf saaf bol deta hai
ki tu uske sath sex karna chahta hai
tu kabhi kisi ladki ko dekhke uske baare mein ganda nahi sochta
tu kabhi sex ke liye
kisi ladki ki feelings ke sath nahi khelta
tu kabhie kisi ladki ko seduce nahi karta
kyunki jo ladkiya seduce hoti hain
baad mein sabse jyada takleef usi ladki ko hoti hai
tu kabhie kisi ladki ko apne pyaar ke jaal mein phansake uski ijjat barbad nahi karta
tu kabhie apni wajah se
kisi bhi ladki ko chot nahi pahunchata
teri baat sunke woh ladki haa bolegi
ya na bolegi
haa bolegi toh terh aish
aur agar naa bhi bolti hai toh bhi tujhe fayda hi hoga
kyunki teri baat sunke
woh ladki tere baare mein kabhi galat nahi sochegi
ho sakta aage chalke woh tujhe khud aake bole ki woh tere sath sex karna chahti hai]
lekin tu itna gira hua nikla ki tune uske dar ka fayda uthaya
aaj mujhe pata chala ki main pehli baar kisiko apna dost chuna
lekin dost toh bahut door ki baat hai
tu insan bhi nahi ban paya
aaj abhi isi waqt main tujhse apna har rishta todta hoon
chal nikal mere gharse
aur maine akhil ko dhakke maarke bahar nikaal diya
aur uske munhpe gate band kardiya..........
dilip- mujhe apne aap pe bahut gussa araha tha
idea toh maine hi diya tha akhil ko aur majbur bhi
woh kitna bhi sudhar jaye
par lat ka koi ilaaj nahi hota
main bathroom mein gaya shower leke bahar aagaya
8 toh baj hi gaya tha
socha hotel mein khana kha leta hoon
1 ghante baad sheetal ko kidnap bhi karna hai
[udhar sp ko sim company se pata chala dilip ka number 6 pm se band hai
aur mobile ke imei number se bhi kuch pata nahi chala
toh sp last location pe chhaanbeen karne laga
wahan bhi use kuch pata nahi chala
sp ne aas paas hotel mein bhi dilip ki photo dikhake
pooch taachh ki wahan bhi khali haath
tabhi use koi purana mujrim ek saste hotel mein jaata hua dikhta hai
sp bhi andar chala jata hai
andar jaate hi sp hotel ke staff se takra jata hai
aur uske hath se dilip ki photo gir jati hai
counter pe baitha hua ladka dilip ki photo ko dekhta hai
ladka- sahab isne koi lafda kiya hai kya
sp- tum ise jaante ho
ladka- nahi sahab janta toh nahi
par subah yeh ladka hotel mein aya tha
ek room book kiya aur thodi der mein chala gaya
sp- kis taraf gaya
ladka- nahi pata sahab
sp ka matha garam ho gaya]
dilip- [main ne maingate khola hi tha ki samne akhil khada dikha
main waha se jane laga
toh akhil mere samne agaya]
samne se hat ja
akhil- tujhe appun ko jitna marna hai maar le par appun tere ko chhod ke nahi jayega
dilip- kyun main tera hoon hi kaun
akhil- aisa mat bol
jab us ladki ne appun ko thappad mara toh appun khud ko rok nahi paya
par appun ne usse maafi bhi maang li hai
ab tu bhi appun ko maaf karde
dilip- theek hai maaf kiya
[akhil mere gale lag gaya]
chal mere sath
[main akhil ka hath pakad ke us ladki ke ghar jane laga
akhil bahut ghabraya hua lagraha tha
maine doorbell bajaya
usi ladki ne gate khola
pehle toh woh mujhe dekh ke chaunk gayi
par jab usne akhil ko dekha]
ladki- andar aao
dilip- [main aur akhil andar gaye]
main iska wahi dost hoon
jiske baare mein isne tumse baat ki thi
[woh ladki darke peeche hat gayi
akhil apni gardan niche kiye khada tha]
daro mat main tumse maafi maangne aaya hoon
aaj tumhari wajah se meri ankhein khul gayi
jab yeh tumhare ghar se aaya
toh maine ise blackmail karke yaha ki sari baat jaan liya
maine ise bahut peeta
phir isne ek ladki ke baare mein bahut gandi baatein ki
main us ladki se pyar karta hoon
mujhe bahut gussa aya
tab isne mujhe samjhaya
jisse tu pyar karta hai
uske baare mein kuch galat sunne se tujhe gussa agaya
tu toh khud har kisi ke sath galat karta hai
unsab ko kaisa lagta hai
dilip- please mujhe maaf kardo
ladki- its ok
dilip- main dilip hoon
aur yeh akhil
ladki- main surbhi
dilip- [phir main aur akhil surbhi ke ghar se bahar aagaye]
akhil- dilip
dilip- kuch kehne ki jarurat nahi hai
mujhe pata hai ki tune surbhi se maafi nahi mangi thi
akhil- tu appun ko maaf karde
dilip- woh toh kab ka kar diya
aur haa last wali line yaad hai na
akhil- haa yaad hai
appun ab kisi ke sath kabhi galat nahi karega
dilip- chal khana khake ate hain
9pm sheetal ko uthana hai
phir hum dono khana khake ghar aagaye.....
dilip- chal jaldi tayyar ho ja
[maine apne munh pe mask lagaya
globs pehna
1 master key khud rakha
1 akhil ko diya
baaki sab cheez ek thaile mein rakha]
behosh karne wali dawa aur woh laya
akhil- haa yeh le
dilip- badhiya hai na
akhil- ek dum original
[hum dono pahunche sheetal ke ghar
maine master key se maingate khola]
ek kaam kar tu is side dekh main us side dekhta hoon
[main kitchen mein dekha hall mein dekha bahar chaar rooms the
unsab mein dekha
yeh akhil 1 room mein itni der se kya kar raha hai
jaise hi main 5we room mein enter huwa itni tez badbu aayi
dum ghutne laga
aur akhil khada pata nahi kya kar raha tha
main aage jaake uski gaand pe laat maar diya
uski cheekh nikal gayi]
akhil- abe maar dalega kya
dilip- lukkhe hum yahan picnic manane aaye hain
akhil- abe udhar dekh
dilip- [jaise hi maine mud ke dekha
mera dil dahal gaya
sheetal ki laash bed pe padi thi
main kitna bhi apne jazbaat ko controle karu
par ek ladki ki laash woh bhi puri nangi
tabhi akhil ne mujhe hilaya]
akhil- abe kya hua
dilip- abe yeh kya hai
akhil- aur kar plan kidnapping ka
dilip- par yeh mari kaise iske jism par koi nishaan bhi nahi hai
akhil- abe ise zeher diya gaya hai
dilip- tujhe kaise pata
akhil- dekh iske hont neele pad gaye hain
dilip- mujhe lag raha hai iska ** huwa hai
akhil- ** nahi ** hua hai
dilip- tujhe aisa kyun lagta hai
akhil- dekh iske badan pe kharonch aur kaatne ke nishaan hain
aur iski choot pe khoon jam gaya hai
yeh toh pakka hai ki
yeh pehle chudwa chuki thi
seal tutne ke baad khoon tabhi nikalta hai
jab lagatar kamsekam 10 baar chudai hoti hai
dilip- ek kaam kar idhar udhar dekh kahi kuch mil jaye
akhil- abe yahan pe ek laash padi hai
aur tujhe
dilip- jo bola hai woh kar
akhil- abe kuch nahi hai
dilip- chal chalte hain yaha se
[main age badha hi tha
ki mera pair kisi cheej se takraya
yeh kachre ka dabba tha
main neeche jhuk ke dekha
toh upar ek kagaz tha
maine use utha liya yeh ek phone number tha
maine us number pe phone lagaya
toh woh kisi travel agency ka number tha
tabhi mere dimag ki ghanti baji]
sun tu abhi pata laga sakta hai ki mla ka beta kahan pe hai
akhil- abe lekin hua kya
dilip- tu karega ki nahi
[abhay ne jaldi se phone pe number milaya
phone pe baat karte hue uska chehre ka haw bhaw ajeeb tha
akhil- abe yeh mla ka beta kal hi america chala gaya
dilip- lawde pe gaya sara plan
akhil- kyun
dilip- abe mera plan tha
ki sheetal ke jariye madan ko kidnap karenge
aur madan ki madad se mla ko kidnap karenge
akhil- aage
dilip- abe yaha pe plan hi khatam ho gaya
aur tu aage ka pooch raha hai
akhil- toh kya hua tu koi aur plan soch
dilip- abe main koi bachpan se plan bana raha hoon
jo 1 minute mein plan tayyar
mera plan ki main kadi madan tha
akhil- toh ab kya karna hai
dilip- intazaar jab tak madan america se wapas nahi aata
aur sun main aaj hi wapas ja raha hoon
[hum dono baat kar rahe the ki kisine door bell bajayi
iss baar akhil ke sath meri bhi phat gayi]
akhil- abe kaun aagaya is waqt humari marne
dilip- jaake dekh
akhil- main nahi jaunga
dilip- jaata hai ki nahi
[akhil dheere se aage badha aur key hole se dekhne laga....
dilip- abe kaun hai
[akhil mere paas aake]
akhil- kisi madarchod ne apne phone mein doorbell ki ringtone set ki hai
dilip- woh gaya
akhil- haan
dilip- abe toh chal na
[hum log sheetal ke ghar se apne ghar aagaye]
dilip- achcha theek hai toh main chalta hoon
akhil- tu sach mein ja raha hai
dilip- haa
akhil- kitni ajeeb baat hai humari dosti ko 24 ghante hi hue hain
par ab tu jaa raha hai
appun ka eklauta dost
dilip- jyada senti mat ho
aur jaan ka khyal rakhna
akhil- kaun jaan
dilip- arushi
[yeh kehte hue maine akhil ko ankh maar di]
akhil- theek hai
[main akhil ke paas gaya aur uske kaan mein kuch kaha]
ab tu jaa apni jaan ke paas main thodi der mein jaunga
akhil chala gaya
main waha se sara saman lapeta
aur ek jagah building ban rahi thi
waha pe gaddha khod ke gaad diya
kuch saman maine rakh liya
aur apna pehle wala kapda pehen liya
phir waha se 1 ghanta chalta raha
ek taxi mein baith gaya
1 ghante baad 1 am main pahuncha c mama ke ghar ke bahar
maine security ko jagaya
security- chhote maalik aap kahan the subah se
maalik ne apko dhundne ke liye police ko bulaya tha
main abhi jaake maalik ko batata hoon
dilip- [ek toh jab bhi kahi jao
sab chhote maalik hi kahenge]
uski koi jarurat nahi hai
main khud ja raha hoon
tum so jao
[main yeh baat security ko ghur ke kaha]
aur andar gaya
hall mein koi nahi tha
abhi kaun hoga
sab apne apne room mein honge
main seedhi se upar aate hue vanya ki room ki taraf jaane laga
maine gate knock kiya
vanya ne gate nahi khola
main apni jeb se master key nikaali
aur gate kholke andar gaya
vanya ke room mein light on thi
vanya ko andhere mein neend nahi aati
main vanya ke chehre ko gaur se dekha
vanya ankhein roke sooj gayi thi
ek taraf mujhe is baat ka dukh tha
ki main megha di ka badla nahi le paya
aur dusra dukh mere 1 diin na rehne se vanya ki yeh halat hogai
maine vanya ka sar apni god mein rakhke baith gaya
pata nahi kab neend aagayi
jab main utha toh dekha vanya abhi bhi mere god mein soyi hui hai
main vanya ka sar ahista se takiya par rakh hi raha tha
ki vanya ki ankh khul gayi
vanya cheekhte hue mere gale lag gayi
aur mere chehre ko chumne lagi
dilip- are bas bas kiya kar rahi ho
[main itna hi bola tha ki
vanya ne ek sath 4 thappad mere 2no gaalo pe jad diye
aur mere gale lagke rone lagi]
thappad mujhpe pade aur ro tum rahi ho
vanya- tumne aisa kiya hi kyun
kaha the subah se
pata hai sab kitne pareshan the
dilip- subah mein tahalne gaya tha
thodi der park mein baithgaya
baithte hue mujhe neend aagayi
[maine apne hisaab se jo kahani sochi thi wahi
vanya ko bata di]
vanya- tum yahi pe baitho main sab ko bulati hoon
dilip- kya tum bhi subah subah sab ki neend kharab kar rahi ho
vanya- koi neend nahi kharab hogi
dilip- vanya yeh kehke bahar chali gayi
main jaldi se bathroom bhaag aur halka hua
main bathroom se nikalke bed pe baith gaya
aur sochne laga ki 5 behno ki hisaab se kitne thappad padenge
upar se c mama ki daant
aur c mami ki gaaliya....
ek ek karke sab behne rote hue mere gale lag gayi
aruna- bhaiya kaisa hai tu kaha chala gaya tha
vidya- haa bol na kaha tha tu
dilip- [maine wahi story sab ko bata diya]
aruna- main tere liye paranthe banati hoon
[aruna di room se bahar chali gayi]
avantika di aap ko kya hua
avantika- kuch nahi
dilip- nahi kuch toh hua hai
aur megha di kahan hain
vidya- woh apne room mein hai
[abhi hum bat hi kar rahe the ki c mami c mama agaye]
c mama- dilip kaha the tum kal subah se
[vidya di ne cmama ko sab bataya]
c mama- ab tum aram karo
dilip- mamaji apne police complaint kiya tha kya
c mama- haa hum abhi ig ko phone kardete hai
[yeh kehke c mama chale gaye]
c mami- tum sab jaake fresh ho jao
[vidya di sab ko leke chali gayi]
[main khada c mami ko dekh raha tha ki
c mami ne mujhpe thappad ki baarish kardi]
c mami- kyun hamari khushiyon ko aag lagane chala aata hai
kya bigada hai maine tera
dilip- lekin maine kiya kya
c mami- kya kiya hai
yeh tu jaake apni buddhi naani se puch
dilip- mamiiii
aap ko mujhe kuch bhi kehna hai keh lijiye
par agar aapne meri badi naani ke baare mein kuch galat kaha
toh mere gusse se aapko mamaji bhi nahi bacha payenge
[meri yeh baat sunke cmami pair patakte hue room se bahar chali gayi]
main waha se apne room mein gaya nahaya dhoya kapre pehenke megha di ke room ki taraf jane
laga
maine gate knock kiya
10 minute tak gate knock karta raha
phir maine master key se gate khola aur jaise andar dekha toh meri ankhon se ansu behne lage
megha di kehte hue main unke paas baith gaya
megha di ne blade se apni kalai kaat li thi
maine jaldi se megha di ka dupatta uthaya aur zor se kalai pe bandh diya
[mere cheekh sunke sab upar aane lage]
sabse pehle vidya di aur aruna di mere paas aayi
vidya- dilip kya hua megha ko dilip
aruna jaldi se doctor ko phone karo
aruna di doctor phone karne lagi
tabhi avantika di aur sunita di andar aayi
sunita di toh behosh hi ho gayi
avantika di bhaag ke neeche gayi
neeche
c mami kitchen mein thi
mummy megha ne apni kalai kaat li hai
c mama room se bahar nikle
c mama c mami daude megha di ke room ki taraf
room mein pahunchte hi c mami ne mujhe dhakka de diya
c mama c mami megha di ko pakad ke rone lage
c mami- aur bulaiye apne bhanje ko
isi ki najar lag gayi humare ghar ko
jab bhi yeh humari jindagi mein aata hai
zeher ghol deta hai
[c mami uthke mere paas aayi aur mujhe marne lagi]
bata kya hua meri beti ko
vidya- chachi chhodiye dilip ko yeh aap kya kar rahi hain
c mami- tu toh chup hi reh
yeh sab isi ki wajah se hua hai
bata kya kiya tune meri beti ke sath
aruna di doctor ko leke room mein aayi
doctor ne jaldi se megha di ke haath pe bandage lagaya
aur ek injection diya
doctor- aapne bahut achcha kiya jo dupatta bandh diya
warna kuch bhi ho sakta tha
bachchi ab khatre se bahar hai
theek hai ab main chalta hoon
dilip- maine bed pe mobile ke neeche 1 kagaz dekha
main woh kagaz utha liya
usmein megha di ne likha tha
bhaiya tum yeh mat sochna ki maine tumhari kasam tod di hai
aur mujhe maaf kardena
maine megha di ka mobile uthaya
aur jaise on kiya
megha di ki nangi tasveer kisi ne private number se send ki thi
main jor se chillaya madan.....
sab mujhe dekhne lage
vidya di mere paas aayi
vidya- dilip kya hua
tum cheekhe kyun
aur yeh madan kaun hai
dilip- kuch nahi didi
main bahar ja raha hoon
vidya- par kyun
dilip- aise hi aa jaunga thodi der mein
vanya- dilip kaha ja rahe ho
dilip- shaam tak aajaunga
[yeh kehke main neeche agaya]
main road pe aake ek taxi pakdi
thodi der baad main pahuncha akhil ke ghar
main doorbell bajaya
akhil ne gate khola
akhil- tujhe kya hua
dilip- andar jaake bol bahar ja raha hoon
jaldi
akhil andar gaya aur bahar aa gaya
chal jaldi
akhil- kaha
dilip- kal wale ghar
phir hum dono pahunche society wale ghar
akhil gate band karke jaise hi muda
main 2 thappad mar diya usko
akhil- abe kyun mar raha hai
dilip- tune bola tha madan america chala gaya
par aaj mujhe khabar mili ki woh yahin is sheher mein hai
tujhe 5 minute deta hoon
mla ki family aur madan ka pata dono chahiye mujhe
warna sp ayega aur hum dono ko uthake le jaega
[akhil ne 10 minute mein sab pata laga liya]
akhil- mla ki ek beti hai aur harami beta
aur madan is location pe hai
dilip- toh kal kyun bola ki madan america chala gaya
akhil- abe appun koi tere jaisa thodi hai
sheetal ki lash dekhke appun ki phat gayi
isi liye appun ne tere se jhut bola
[main ek aur thappad mara akhil ko]
mla ki beti ko kidnap karenge woh bhi aaj
tu pata laga ki woh kahan par hai
akhil- abe main nahi karunga mla ki beti ka kidnap
dilip- kya bola
[main ek aur thappad mara akhil ko]
akhil- abe aaj tujhe kya hogaya kitna marega appun ko
dilip- aaj agar koi majak kiya hai
toh seedhe thappad marunga
[akhil bahar chala gaya
main bhi bahar gaya ek jaruri kaam se
aur wapas agaya
1 ghante baad akhil wapas aya
akhil- mla ki beti ka naam nimmi hai
aur yeh apni maasi ke yaha rehti hai
iska apne baap aur bhai se koi talluk nahi hai
jitna harami iska baap hai
utni hi suljhi yeh hai
dilip- maine tujhse mla ki beti ka character nahi pucha
abhi kahan hai nimmi
akhil- 1 ghante mein college jayegi
dilip- 1 gaadi ka jugad kar
abhi mauka milega toh uthalenge
akhil- appun kya kehta hai
jab nimmi ne mla se koi rishta nahi rakkha
toh hume nimmi ko kidnap nahi karna chahiye
dilip- tu apna sujhaw apne paas rakh
nahi toh chal sp ke paas
akhil- aaj tujhe kya ho gaya
dilip- jaake 1 gaadi ka bandobast kar
yeh le paise
achcha sun tera koi account hai kisi bank mein
akhil- haa hai appun ka
yeh le
[akhil ne mujhe ek kagaj diya]
aur bahar chala gaya
maine kisiko phone lagaya
hello main dilip bol raha hoon
ji main theek hoon
aap kaise hain
jee mujhe apki madad chahiye
pehle aap wada kijiye aap kisi ko nahi batayenge
yeh baat aapke aur mere beech rahegi
mujhe 1crore rupya chahiye
aap wishwaas rakhiye main koi galat kaam nahi kar raha hoon
aur yeh paise main apko wapas kardunga
theek hai main account number send karta hoon
yeh keh ke main phone kaat diya
main ghar lock kiya
aur wahi pe gaya jaha pe maine apna saman gaada tha
main apna saman nikaala aur wapas apne ghar aagaya
thodi der mein akhil aaya
akhil- nimmi ko kidnap karke rakhenge kaha
dilip- woh maine soch liya hai
hum dono gaadi mein baithe aur nikal pade
nimmi ko uthane....
akhil ne ek sadak pe gaadi rok di
akhil- yahi raste se woh ayegi
thodi der baad
woh dekh wahi nimmi hai
dilip- par uske peechhe kaun hai
akhil- abe yeh toh madan hai
ab kya karenge
dilip- dono ko uthaenge
tu gaadi unke paas le chal
[main kagaj pe behoshi wali dawa lagaya
sun jab bahar niklega toh mask pehen lena
akhil ne gaadi madan ke paas rok diya]
bhai yeh pata batana
madan- kisi aur se pucho
dilip- bhai aap hi batado bahut der se dhund raha hoon

Jabardast update bhai jabardast update.
Bahut khoob superb.

 

[KD's ANGEL]

Update kal tak de dungi

 

[Naughtyrishabh]

madan- bola na kisi dusre se pucho
nimmi- dijiye main batati hoon
dilip- aap aage aajaiye main apahij hoon
nimmi- oh
dilip- [jaise hi nimmi mere paas aayi
maine woh kagaj uske naak pe laga diya
nimmi ki ankhein bhari hone lagi]
are bhai dekho inko kya hua
madan jaise hi nimmi ke paas aya main kagaj uske naak pe daba diya
uske baad dono gaadi se lagke behosh hogaye
akhil mask lagake gaadi se bahar aaya
aur jaldi se dono ko andar daalke gaadi chala diya
akhil- abe kaise log hain humne 2 logo ko beech sadak pe agwa kar liya
aur kisi ka dhyan bhi nahi gaya
dilip- yeh kidhar ja raha hai
akhil- society
dilip- abe lukkhe hum din mein 2 behosh log ko gaadi se ghar leke jayenge
aur society wale humare aarti utarenge
akhil- abe toh kahan chalu
dilip- batata hoon
[phir main rasta batata raha
aur hum pahunch gaye]
maine nimmi ko uthaya aur akhil ne madan ko
ek kaam kar main isko is room mein rakhta hoon tu isko us room mein rakh
maine nimmi ko kursi pe bitha diya
uske haath pair dono ko bandha munh pe tape chipkaya
aur dusre room mein gaya
akhil madan ko kursi pe bandh raha tha]
abe isko kursi pe nahi bandhna hai
uspe bandhna hai
pehle isko nanga kar
akhil- tera matlab iske kapre utaru
dilip- tu isko nanga karega
ya main tujhe nanga karoo
[yeh sunke akhil ne jaldi se madan ko nanga kar diya]
phir humne madan ko table pe lita diya
aur uske dono pair alag side mein bandh diya
akhil- abe kahi tu iska ** toh nahi karne wala
dilip- chalbe main teri tarah nahi hoon
akhil- ab kya karenge
dilip- intazaar
[1 ghante baad]
akhil- abe isko hosh aaraha hai
dilip- mask pehen aur iske munh pe tape chipka
[main bhi mask pehen liya]
aur camera uthake madan nahi nanga madan ki photo kheenchne laga
jab madan ne ankh khola toh woh apne aap ko chhudane ki koshish karne laga
[main apna hath uthaya
akhil ne mere hath mein saliya diya]
main ek saliya madan ki gand pe mara
madan ki cheekh tape mein hi dab gayi]
chup ek dum chup
dobara agar hath pair chalaya hai tune
toh yeh saliya aisi jagah marunga
ki tu namard ban jaega
maine camera uthaya aur photo kheenchne laga
madan phir apna hath pair chalane laga]
kuch yaad aaya
madan rone laga
akhil- ale le le mla ka laal ro raha hai
dilip- [main akhil ko ghur ke dekha]
ek sawal puchunga jawab haa ya na mein dega
warna[ main apna hath phir uthaya
akhil ne mere hath mein acid ki bottle de di]
yeh acid teri gaand mein daal dunga
madan ne apni gardan haa mein hila di]
tune sheetal ko mara hai
[maine tape hata diya]
madan- haa
dilip- [dobara tape lagaya
maine phir ek saliya madan ki gaand pe maar diya.....,.
phirse madan ki cheekh tape mein dab gayi
main akhil ko ishara kiya
akhil mere sath room mein aaya
dilip- achcha sun abhi madan apne kiye hue sare jurm qubool karega
tujhe chhup ke uski recording karna hai
aur yaad rahe recording mein madan ka sirf chehra nazar aaye
akhil- theek hai
dilip- achcha sun abhi hum ise behosh karenge
jab tak tu jaake khana leke aa
[akhil bahar chala gaya]
maine bahar aaya
madan apne bandhe hath pair chala raha hai
main saliya leke madan ke samne khada ho gaya]
dekh chup chaap leta rah warna yeh saliya teri gand mein pel dunga
mujhe laga ki madan kuch bolna chahta hai
[ig office]
sp- sir ek baat samajh mein nahi aayi
ig- yahi na ki sheetal ki laash hume aaj mili par doctors ka kehna hai ki 3 din pehle uska ** hua aur
phir zeher deke maragaya
sp- sir ek aur baat hai
sheetal 3 din pehle mari
par aaj humein kisine private number se phone kiya
ki iss society ke iss ghar mein ek laash hai
aur sir thakur sahab ka bhanja dilip bhi kal yahi dekha gaya tha
ig- tum yeh kehna chahte ho ki dilip ka gayab hona
aur sheetal ka khoon
arvind woh ek ladka hai woh bhi gaon ka
aur yeh mat bhoolo ki sheetal ka ** hua hai
tring tring ig ne phone uthaya
ig- hello
ji sir
kyaa ji main abhi
[phone kat gaya]
sp- kya hua sir
ig- mla ka beta aur beti kidnap ho gaye
sp- waah
ig- arvind
yeh bahut jyada ho raha hai
agar jaldi mla ka beta aur beti nahi mile
toh mla chup nahi baithega
sp- sir humein mla ki geraftaari ka warrant kyun nahi milta
ig- yahi toh aaj tak meri samajh mein nahi aaya
jab bhi main warrant lene court jata hoon
tabhi magistrate ko ek phone ata hai
aur woh mana kar dete hain
[dilip house]
dilip- maine tape hata diya]
madan- tujhe pata nahì hai ki tune kisse panga liya hai
dilip- main phir tape chipka diya madan ke munh pe]
[akhil khana leke aa gaya]
akhil- abe police inko dhund rahi hai
dilip- toh dar kyun raha hai
akhil- appun kisise nahi darta
dilip- 4 plate mein chalke khana paros
akhil- theek hai
par madan ke hath kholdenge toh woh koi lafda na karde
dilip- haath kyun kholenge
akhil- abe phir madan ko khilayenge kaise
dilip- main kya uska jeeja hoon jo usko apne hath se khana khilaunga
plate uske munh pe rakhdena kutte ke tarah chaat ke khayega
[akhil khana paros ke le aaya]
2 plate main apne sath nimmi wale room mein le gaya
main room mein enter hua toh dekha nimmi apne aap ko chhudane ki koshish kar rahi hai
mujhe dekhte hi usne apni ankhein band karli
main aage badha aur uske munh se tape hata diya
nimmi- mujhe yaha kyun laye maine tumhara kya bigaadaa hai
please mujhe chhod do
dilip- [maine plate se ek niwala leke uske munh pe lagaya]
nimmi mujhe ghurne lagi
aur apna sar mere hath pe mara niwala gir gaya
nimmi- mujhe nahi khana
main toh tumhe janti bhi
nahi hoon
phir tumne mujhe kyun agwa kiya hai
dilip- maine megha di wala mobile apni jeb se nikala
aur nimmi ki taraf karke on kardiya]
nimmi ankhein phaad ke dekhne lagi]
yeh meri behen hai
aur tumhe pata hai iski yeh halat kisne ki hai madan ne
toh behtar yahi hoga ki tum chup chaap khana khao
mere sayyam ki pariksha mat lo
main apne aap ko samjhane ki koshish kar raha hoon ki tumhare bhai ke kiye ki saza tumhe na doon
[phir maine nimmi ko khana khilaya
aur dobara uske munh pe tape chipka diya....dilip- jab main bahar aya toh dekha ki khana neeche
zameen pe gira hai
aur akhil madan ki taraf munh karke khana kha raha tha
main bhi khana khaya]
yeh khana zameen pe kaise gira
akhil- kutta khana nahi kha raha hai
dilip- yeh khana utha aur dobara plate mein rakh
dekhta hoon kaise nahi khata hai
main saliya uthaya aur maara madan ki gaand pe
yeh tere baap ke bhadwa giri paise ka khana nahi hai
abhi yeh khana rakhega
5 minute mein agar tune khana nahi khaya
toh yeh saliya pe acid lagaunga aur teri gaand mein pel dunga
[madan kutte ki tarah khane laga
main akhil ke sath room mein gaya
puch
akhil- kya
dilip- wahi jo tu soch raha hai
akhil- appun yeh soch raha hai
ki yeh ghar kiska hai
dilip- pehle apne dil pe haath rakh
akhil- kyun
dilip- rakhna
akhil- le rakh liya ab bol
dilip- yeh ghar mla ka hai
akhil- appun ke kaan mein kuch ghus gaya hai kya
dilip- nautanki band kar
yeh ghar madan ke baap mla ka hai
akhil- abe tere ko is city mein koi aur ghar nahi mila
dilip- tujhe kya lagta hai mla ko pata nahi hoga
ki kisine uske bete ko utha liya hai
aur woh iss sheher ka chappa chappa chhaan marega
sirf yeh ghar chhodke
akhil- tujhe aisa kyun lagta hai
dilip- kyunki jo log garibi se nafrat karte hain
woh kabhi apni garibi yaad nahi karte
akhil- abe seedha batana
dilip- mla pehle bhadwa tha
aur isi ghar mein rehta tha
woh kabhi is ghar ke baare mein nahi soch sakta ki humne uske bete ko yahi rakha hai
akhil- tere dimaag mein yeh sab idea ata kaha se hai
dilip- pehle apne mobile mein dekh koi sms aya hai
[akhil ne jab mobile ke inbox messege padha
toh cheekh pada]
akhil- abe kisine appun ke account mein 1 crore rupya jama kiya hai
appun ki toh lottery lag gayi
[akhil naachne laga]
dilip- itna khush mat ho maine woh paisa mangaya hai
[yeh sunke akhil ne aisa munh banaya
jaise maine uski maar li ho]
akhil- tu konsa crorepati hai
aur hai bhi toh itne paise ka tu karega kya
dilip- RDX
akhil- RDX MATLAB
dilip- [maine akhil ke kaan mein sari baat batayi]
akhil- abe appun ko mla se badla lena hai
appun log yeh sab karne mein mein khud hi phans jaenge
dilip- tu apna dimag mat chala
woh mera kaam hai
aur tu yahi pe ruk main ata hoon
[maine rumaal pe behoshi ki dawa lagaya
aur jaake madan ke munh pe rakh diya
sara saman fit kiya
akhil tayyar ho ja
akhil- appun tayyar hai
[30 minute baad]
madan ne apni ankhein kholi toh dekha woh pure suit boot mein kursi pe bandha hai
sirf kamar ke neeche pura nanga tha
dilip- ek sawal
pura jawab
koi jhoot nahi
warna jabbhi yeh rassi kheechunga
1 boond acid tere kaha pe gidega woh toh tujhe pata hi hai
pehla sawal
tune sheetal ke sath chakkar kyun chalaya
madan- mujhe sheetal se koi pyar nahi tha
yeh 6 mahine pehle ki baat hai
border se satke ek zameen thi
government uski neelami kar raha tha
us neelami mein jitne log aaye the
unsab ki family se humne ek-2 ladki ko utha liya
boli 50crore se shuru hui
mere pita ne 50crore 1 rupya ki boli lagai
jaise hi ginti
1
2 pe pahunchi kisine peeche se 60crore ki boli laga di
yeh koi aur nahi iss shheher ka sabse bada bussinessman thakur jatin veer partap singh tha....
madan- mere pitane 70crore ki boli lagayi
thakur ne seedhe 100crore ki boli laga di
aur jameen thakur ki ho gai
mere pita gusse mein waha se chale gaye
tabhi maine soch liya ki main apne pitake apmaan ka badla lunga
jab maine pitaji ko bola ki hume thakur ko sabak sikhana chahiye
toh pitaji ne saaf inkaar kar diya
pata nahi kyun
aaj tak jab bhi koi hamare khilaaf khada hua
humne uske ghar ki har aurat ko apne bazaar mein neelaam kar diya
main apne plan ko age badhane ke liye
thakur ki sabse chhoti beti megha ko propose kiya
toh megha ne mujhe thappad maar diya
isse mera gussa aur badh gaya
tabhi maine plan banaya
maine ek seedhi ladki ko apne pyar ke jaal mein phansaya aur uske dimag mein har waqt yeh baat
daala ki maine sirf sunita ko galti se chhu diya toh
sunita ne pure college mein mujhe thappad maarke bejjat kiya usdin se college mein meri koi izzat nahi rahi
ek din toh main sucide karne jaa raha tha tabhi maine tumhe dekha aur dekhte hi pyaar ho gaya
toh woh boli ki tumhe badla lena chahiye aur usne plan bhi bana liya
main jaabujh ke mana karta raha
par woh nahi maani
sabse pehle usne megha se dosti ki
aur uska bharosa jeeta
phir usne megha se uski kamzori uske baap ki kamzori sab pata kar liya
phir humne finally plan banaya
ab hum megha ko use karenge
humne megha ko mall bulaya
mall jane ke raste mein ek sunsaan ilaaka padta hai
hum use raaste mein hi utha lena chahte the
taaki hum par koi shaq na kare
lekin achanak woh humare ghar aagayi aur sara plan kharaab ho gaya
lekin humara ek teesra saathi usi waqt aa gaya
aur megha ko behosh kar diya
maine sheetal ko college jane ko bola
uske baad main megha ko apne ek godown mein le gaya
usko nanga kiya
aur uski photo kheencha
maine chahta toh usko masal sakta tha
hosakta tha ki woh sucide kar leti
par mujhe uske baap se badla lena tha
tabhi mujhe police ki siren sunayi di
aur main bhaag gaya
uske baad jab main wapas waha pe gaya toh megha waha nahi thi
main sheetal ke ghar gaya
aur apne teesre saathi ko bulaya
jab maine use yeh bataya toh woh mujhe chhod ke chala gaya
jab woh chala gaya toh achanak sheetal mere samne aagayi
maine use bahut samjhaya par woh nahi maani
sheetal ne kaha ki woh thakur ko sab bata degi
jab woh jane ke liye peeche mudi toh maine uske sar pe maarke behosh kardiya
aur apne grahako ko bech diya
mere grahak poori raat uska ** karte rahe
last mein maine uske samne zeher ki dabbi rakh diya
usne usi waqt zeher kha liya aur mar gayi
present
dilip- kuch chhupa toh nahi raha
madan- sab bata diya
dilip- main madan ke munh pe tape chipkaya
aur rassi kheench diya
acid ki ek boond madan ke pait pe padi
madan ki cheekh tape mein hi dab gayi]
sun haram ke jane agar ab jhuth bola hai
toh yeh bottle ka munh tere lund pe set kardunga
aur rassi kheenchke tujhe namard bana dunga
bol ab bolega jhuth
madan tadapte hue jor se apni gardan na mein hilane laga
[maine uske munh se tape hata diya]
madan- phir aaj subah maine megha ke phone pe uski nangi tasveer send kar diya
bas itna hi hai
[madan ne rote hue bola]
dilip- tere teesre saathi ka naam
batata hai ya kheenchu rassi
madan- thakur ka familydoctor ranjan
dilip- doctorrrr.....,..,,.,.,'..
maine madan ke munh pe tape chipka diya
aur rassi kheench di
madan wahi pe tadapne laga]
tune itni masoom ladkiyo ki jindagi barbad ki hai
unsab gunaho ki saza maut nahi hogi tere liye
main tera woh haal karunga ki tu marne ke liye tarsega par tu mar nahi payega
[yeh kehke main akhil wale room mein chala gaya]
record kiya
akhil- haa sab kuch record ho gaya
dilip- laa dikha
[phir main recording dekha
sab kuch sahi tha]
ab sun ab hum iske baap ke raaz ugalwaenge
akhil- yahi toh appun chahta hai
dilip- tu dusra camera leke aa
[akhil dusra camera leke aa gaya]
ab bhi wahi hoga jo pehle hua tha
main madan se sawal puchunga tu record karega
[waha se main madan ke paas gaya]
ab tu apne baap ke har ek gunaho ka raaz kholega warna ab kuch nahi karunga
tujhe ulta letaunga
tere gaand mein acid ki bottle pel dunga
toh tere liye yahi achcha hoga ki aaj pehli baar tere munh se sirf sach nikle
[madan apni gardan haa mein hilane laga]
maine tape hata diya
shuru ho ja
madan- mere pita ladkiyo ki taskari karte hain
woh drug racket bhi chalate hain
unka is city mein sabse bada randikhana bhi hai
bas itna hi hai
dilip- teen tak ginunga aage kuch batana ho toh bata dena
1
2
madan- mere pita ke paas bomb banane ki factory bhi
dilip-[yeh sunke sachmein mujhe jhatka laga]
ab location bata
madan location batata gaya
aur akhil record karta gaya
maine utha madan ke munh pe tape chipkaya
aur 2 baar rassi kheenchke
akhil ke paas gaya
akhil- abe mla harami toh tha hi
lekin deshdrohi hoga yeh appun ne nahi socha tha
dilip- ab pehle wala plan bhool ja
aur dusra plan sun
maine akhil ke kaan mein jab apna idea sunaya
toh lukkhe do rakh diya mere gaal pe
akhil- tu apna idea apne paas rakh
main jaa raha hoon
dilip- pehle yeh toh dekh le
[maine apna mobile nikala aur ek file play kardiya
ismein maine aur akhil ne jo bhi baatein ki thi woh sab record thi]
akhil- abe main toh majak kar raha tha warna tu toh apna yaar hai
dilip- ab ja aur jo bola hai kar
[akhil munh banake chala gaya]
3 ghante baad
akhil ne ek video mere mobile pe send kiya
pehle maine sab kuch set kiya
aur phir phone lagaya
tring tring tring
hello
dilip- sp arvind rana
sp- yes
dilip- mla ka beta mere paas hai
sp- kaun bol raha hai
dilip- main apko address send kar raha hoon
akela aana warna kal ke akhbaar mein likha hoga
mla ke bete ki maut ho gayi
aur sp arvind rana ko suspend kar diya gaya
[maine phone kaat diya
aur address send kar diya]
30 minute baad kisine gate knock kiya
maine gate khola
samne sp khada tha
sp- tum
dilip- andar aajaiye
[sp andar agaya]
sp- kya tumne hi mla ke bete aur beti ka kidnap kiya hai
dilip- sirf bete ka
[main aage kuch keh pata
usse pehle hi sp ne mere hathon mein hathkadi pehna di]
sp- main tumhe madan ko agwa karne ke jurm mein kidnap karta hoon
dilip- pehle madan ko toh dhund lijiye
warna pata chala ki madan ki laash ki sadak ke kinare padi hai
sp- tum kehna kya chahte ho
dilip- pehle yeh hathkadi toh kholiye
[sp ne hathkadi khol di]
main aage badha aur camera sp ko diya
ismein ek video hai
[sp ne video play kiya]
sp- isse tum kya sabit karna chahte ho
ismein saaf pata chal raha hai ki tumne isko torture kiya hai
dilip- aap police wale bhi na farz aapke dimaag mein ghusa rehta hai
sp- tum kuch bhi keh lo
tumne ek ladke ka kidnap kiya hai
tumhe saza jarur milegi
dilip- pehle aap yeh toh dekhiye
[main apna mobile nikaal ke video play kiya]
video dekhke sp ka chehra gusse se laal ho gaya
sp ne apni kamar se gun nikaalke mere maathe pe laga diya
sp- meri behen kaha hai
[sp ne gusse mein chillake kaha]....
dilip- dhyanse kahi goli chal gayi
toh aapki behen apko kabhi nahi milegi
[sp ne gun mere mathe se hataya aur mujhe uthake phenk diya]
main hanste hue]
maine aap ki behen ke hath pair bandhke munh pe tape laga diya
toh aapne apna sara farz sari achchai aur imaandari kachre ke dabbe mein phenk diya
iss sheher mein roz kisi ki behen mla ke randikhane mein neelam hoti hai
tab aapko gussa nahi ata
tab aap ko apna farz yaad rehta hai na
jo bhi karunga kanoon ke dayre mein reh ke karunga
[sp ne mere pet mein ek laat maara
main apna pet pakad ke baith gaya]
jab tak mera badla poora nahi hoga
tab tak aapki behen aapko nahi milegi
aur aap toh jante hi hain
jab daaw pe behen ki izzat lagi ho toh sabkuch kurbaan karna padta hai
yeh aap ko sochna hai ki aap apne farz ko chunte hai
ya apni behen ki izzat ko
aur ek baat toh batana hi bhool gaya
5 minute ke andar agar maine phone nahi kiya toh aapki behen
[main apne kaan pakadte hue bola tauba tauba]
sp- agar meri behen ko ek kharoch bhi aayi toh tujhe tadpa tadpa ke marunga
dilip- pehle phone toh dijiye
[sp ne sofa pe se phone uthake meri taraf phenk diya]
maine phone pe baat karke sab samjha diya]
toh kya socha aapne
sp- kya karna hoga mujhe
dilip- iss video mein mla ke saare legal illegal kaamo ki information hai
aap mla ki har property ko seal kar dijiye
sp- tumhara dimaag kharab ho gaya hai
ho toh tum gaanw ke gawad hi
ek mla par karwaahi karne ke liye
is city ke sabse unche darje ke judge ka signature chahiye
unse main kya kahunga
sir kisi sarphire ne meri behen ko kidnap kar liya hai
aur main uske isharo pe naach raha hoon
dilip- mujhe pata hai ki judge na toh paise se bikega aur nahi apni aur apne pariwar ki jaan bachane
ke liye
kuch galat karega
par woh apni beti ki izzat bachane ke liye kuch bhi karega
sp- matlab
dilip- kya sir aap bhi
aap sab samajh rahe hain
phir bhi mere munh se sunna chahte hai
toh suniye aapko judge ki beti ko kidnap karna hai
[sp ne mujhpe gun taan diya]
sir aap apni behen ke baare mein sochiye
aur faisla jaldi kijiye kyunki har 30 minute mein mujhe phone karna hoga
aapki behen ke liye
sp- theek hai
dilip- yeh kaam aaj hi hojana chahiye
aur aapki gun chahiye mujhe
[sp ne apni gun mujhe di aur apne pair ptakte hue chala gaya]
maine akhil ko phone lagaya
akhil- hello
dilip- mere pyare lukkhe shuru ho ja
akhil- kamine tu dost nahi dushman hai dushman
main dua karunga ki tere jaisa dost kisi ko na mile
dilip- [maine phone cut kar diya]
aur chal diya chhote mama ke ghar
shaam ho chuki thi
main seedha andar gaya
sab behne cmama aur cmami hall mein baithe hue the
megha aur vanya ek saath baithi thi
jaise hi andar gaya sabse pehle c mama ne thappado se swagat kiya
c mama- kya samajhte ho tum apne aapko
kya samajhke tumne mla ke bete aur beti ko kidnap kiya hai
megha ne hume sab bata diya hai
humein mla ke khilaf jo bhi karna hai kanoon ke daayre mein rehke karenge
hum hum abhi ig ko phone karte hain
dilip- [main dus kadam peeche hata
aur apni kamar se gun nikaalke c mama pe taan diya]
sab ne ek sath cheekhte hue kaha- diliiip....
c mama- koi kuch nahi bolega
yeh humare aur dilip ke beech ki baat hai
[c mama ne sabse kaha]
haa toh dilip tum humpe goli chalaoge
toh chalao hum bhi thakur hain
maut se nahi darte
lekin hum tumhe kanoon ke hawale jarur karenge
aruna- nahi bhaiya tu aisa bilkul nahi karega
c mami- beta dilip mujhe jaan se maar de
par mere suhaag ko chhod de
[vanya aur megha toh bilkul but ban gai thi]
c mama- humne kahana humare beech koi nahi bolega
vidya- chachaji woh toh bachcha hai nasamajh hai
[c mama ne vidya ki baat beech mein hi katte hue kaha]
c mama- tumhe yeh bachcha aur nasamajh dikhta hai. iss shheher ke sabse ghatiya aadmi ke bachchon ko isne kidnap kar liya hai. agar mla ko pata chal gaya toh woh kitna neeche gir sakta hai yeh tum nahi janti. woh sabse pehle humari izzat pe waar karega.

Shanadar jabardast zindabad....

 

[Naik]

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