Adultery Cuckold

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Pehle main is kadwe pani ko chat raha hai
Jab pani ne dhaar ka rup liya fir main is pani ko pine laga
Nagma ne thik hi kaha tha ab mujhe ye pani kam kadwa lag raha tha
Dhire dhire main pani ak glass ke barabar pi gya
Pani pike mujhe ajeeb sa lagne laga
Mujhe apna badan bohat halka halka mehsus ho raha tha
Mere dimag ne bhi kaam karna band kar diya
Jab tak pani behta raha main use pita raha
Ab apni mere muh me ana band ho gya
Meri biwi boli batao iska naam kya hai
Main sochne laga asa pani mene kabhi piya nahi
Na hi main is pani ka koyi undaza laga pa raha tha
Nagma ne aaj mujhe sach me fasa diya tha
Ak sart main jeet ke bhi haar gya
Dusri sart me harne bala hu
Main apne aap ko bohat hoshiyar samajta tha
Magar meri biwi mujhse bhi kyi guna chalak nikli
Main nagma se bola main apni haar manta hu
Mujhe is pani ka naam nahi pata
Nagma boli rules ke mutabik kya tum saza ke liye Reddy ho
Main bola ha main apni haar manta hu
Tum jo bhi saza dogi mujhe manzur hogi
Meri baat sunke
Meri biwi boli tumhari saza ye hogi
Main inme se koyi ak cheez tumhare muh me dalumgi
Tumhe ise apne halak ke under tak le jake
Chusna hoga
Main nagma ki baat sunke bola nahi yaar mujhe bohat takhlif hogi
Koyi our saza ho bo de do
Nagma boli nahi ye nahi ho sakta
Harne bale ko jitne bale ki baat manni hi hogi

Chalo me tum pe ak ahshan karti hu
Tum apni marzi se in me se koyi bhi ak cheez chun sakte ho
Magma mere kaan me boli
Batao kya dalu tumhare muh me
Main sochne laga
Konsi cheez chunu main
Magar me deside nahi kar pa raha tha
Jab se mene kadwa pani piya hai
Mera dimag sahi se kaam nahi kar pa raha tha
Nagma boli
Loki chalegi
Main loki ka naam sun ke jaldi se bola
Nahi loki bohat moti our lamdi hai
Ye mera muh hi faadh degi
Nagma fir boli khira daal du
Main khire ka naam sunke bola
Nahi ye bhi nahi
Is pe jaga jaga dane bane huye hai
Ye mera muh chhil dega
Nagma fir se boli
Ye torayi chalegi
Main bola torayi bohat lambi hai
Main ise bhi nahi le paunga
Nagma boli lambi to kakdi bhi hai
Main bola kakdi bhi nahi
Nagma boli ab teen chize bachi
Kela baigan our bo jiska tum naam nahi bata paye
Inme se batao kya dalu tumhare muh ke andar
Main fir se sochne laga

Mene baigan our kela chusa tha
Magar mujhe in dono ko chusne me maza nahi aya tha
Ha land ko chusne me mujhe maza aya tha
Land ko muh se nikalne ka mera man bhi nahi kar raha tha
Main kaka ke land ko hi bol deta hu
Dalne ko
Bese bhi nagma our kaka ko pata bhi nahi hai
Keh me janta hu
Ye land hai
Main dhire se apni biwi se bola
Tum bahi mere muh me daal do
Jisko me janta nahi hu
Nagma boli thik hai
Ab tum apna muh khul ke betho
Nagma ki baat sun ke mene apna muh khol diya
Ab mere muh ke under mere hi nokar ka land jane bala hai
Ye soch ke mara land pajame ke under jor jor se jhatke marne laga
Bas mene ye socha hi tha
Keh kaka ne apna lamba mota land mere muh me
Daal diya
Kaka mere muh me land daal ke halke halke dhakke marne lage
Kaka ka land mere muh me baha tak aaram se chala gya
Jaha tak mene thodi der pehle apne muh me liya tha
Kaka ka land mere halak tak tha
Ab Kaka bohat hi araam araam se apna land mere muh me under bahar kar rahe the
Yani kaka mera muh chod rahe the
Mujhe bhi maza ane laga tha apna muh kaka ke land se chudwane mein

Meri biwi mere kaan ke pass boli maza a raha hai ya nahi
Main sharm ki baja se kuch nahi bola
Nagma fir boli batao na kesa lag raha hai tumhe
Main fir bhi kuch nahi bola
Nagma hash ke boli main janti hu tumhe maza araha hai
Mene haath ke ishare se nagma se pucha
Tumhe kese pata mujhe maze a rahe hai
Nagma mera ishare samajh ke boli
Tumhara ye chhota sa chuha pajama me uchhal kud macha raha hai
Itna kehte hi meri biwi ne mera land pajame ki upar se hi pakad liya
Meri biwi fir boli tum kaho to is chuhe ko pajame se ajaad kerdu
Mene gardan hila ke haa kiya
Mere ishara karte hi

Nagma ne mera pajama khul diya
Our mera land bahar nikal ke boli
Ye tumhe jada pareshan kar Raha hai
Main ise sehla du
Mene fir se ishara kiya haa
Fir Nagma mera land apne haath me leke sehlane lagi
Meri biwi mera land sehlate huye boli
Tumhara ye kyo khada ho gya
Main ishare se bola mujhe pata
Nagma boli tum thodi der ke liye ise apne muh se nikal do
Main nagma ki baat sun ke kaka ka land apne muh se nikal diya
Nagma boli ab batao tum
ye kyo khada ho gya
Main bola mujhe nahi
Pata
Nagma mere kaan me boli tum ise chuste huye kuch soch rahe the na
Main nagma ki baat sunke kuch nahi bola
Nagma ne fir se kaha batao na
Kya sach rahe the tum

Main apni biwi ko kese batata ke mera land kaka ka land chus ke khada ho gaya hai
Nagma fir boli
Bolo na asfak
Main saram ki bajah se kuch bol nahi pa raha tha
Nagma ne mere kaan me boli
Main janti hu tum kiya soch ke chus rahe ho
Tum kaho to batau main

Main thire se bola ha batao mujhe
Meri biwi boli tum ise bo samajh ke chus rahe ho na
Main bola bo kya main samjha nahi
Nagma mera land daba ke boli ise samajh ke chus rahe the na
Main bola kya matlab main ab bhi nahi samajh
Meri biwi boli tum ise kisi mard ka samaj ke chus rahe the na
Main jaldi se bola nahi nahi
Asa kuch bhi nahi hai tum galat samajh rahi ho
Nagma fir se mera land daba ke boli tum jhut bol rahe ho tumhara ye to kuch our keh raha hai
Main bola mera ye kya keh raha hai
Nagma boli tumhara ye keh raha
Ke tum sach me kisi ka chus rahe ho
Aaj se pehle tumhara ye itna tite kabhi nahi hua hai
Ab bol bhi do na main jo keh rahi hu bo sach hai
Tum mujh se sach bologe to main tumhe our maza karungi
Main nagma ki baat sun ke bola
Apne kaam idhar lao
Meri biwi apne kaam mere muh ke pass layi
Main nagma ke kaam me bola ha tum sach keh Rahi ho meri jaan
Main ise kisi ka bo samajh ke chus raha hu
Ye sun ke meri biwi boli kon hai bo jiska tum samjhe ke chus rahe the
Main bola hai koyi
Nagma boli kon hai batao na
Ghar ka banda hai ya bo bahar ka hai
Main bola ghar ka hi hai

Nagma ghar me to teen mard hai
Ak tum dusre abbu tesre kaka
Kahi tum kaka ka to samajh to nahi chus rahe ho
Bolo kaka hi he na bo
Main sarma ke bola ha
Mere itna kehte hi
Mere land ne vriye ki pichkari marna suru kar di
Mara sara vriya meri biwi ki mutthi me hi nakal gya

Tumhe mene pehle bhi bata chuka hu
Ke jab meri biwi mera land apni mutthi me leti hai
Mera pura land meri biwi ki mutthi ke under hi reh jata hai
Yani mera chhota sa land
Nagma ki mutthi ke bahar dikhayi nahi deta hai
Nagma gusse me boli of fo asfak tum ne ye kya kiya tum ne mera haath ganda kar diya
Tumhara nikalne bala hai
Mujhe bata to deta
Ab mujhe apne haath dhone jana padega
Main Nagma se sarminda hoke sorry nagma our fir bola
Tum kahi mat jao
Yahi raho
Nagma meri baat sun ke boli
Ise kya tum chat ke saaf karoge
Nagma ki baat sun ke mera chehra utar gya
Thodi der baad nagma boli naraz ho gye are me to mazak kar rahi thi
Nagma ki baat sun ke mere chehre pe halki see hashi agye
Nagma mere kaan ke pass ake boli
Kaho to tumhe chatwa du
Main dhire se bola
Tumhara dil kar raha hai to chatwa do
Meri biwi boli toba... toba
Tum kitne ghante ho gye ho asfak
Apna hi ganda pani chatna chahte ho tum
Main jhijhak te huye bola pata nahi mujhe aaj kya go gya hai
Aaj mujhe kuch bhi ganda nahi lag raha hai

Meri biwi ye sunke boli
Thik he tumhara dil ise chatne ka kar raha hai
To me tumhare gande pani ko
Is pe laga deti hu jise tum thodi der pehle kaka ka bo samajh ke chus rahe the
Fir tum kaka ka bo samajh ke uspe laga apna ganda pani chatna

meri biwi nagma our me bohat hi dhimi abaaz me ak dusre ke kaan me baat kar rahe the
Main chahta tha Kaka ko hamari baat ka pata na chale
kaka ko sunai bhi thada kam deta hai
Kaka thoda uncha sunte hai

Age ki kahani kuch din baad likhunga

Really extraordinary and interesting writing

 

[Nilufar Yasmin]

Pehle main is kadwe pani ko chat raha hai
Jab pani ne dhaar ka rup liya fir main is pani ko pine laga
Nagma ne thik hi kaha tha ab mujhe ye pani kam kadwa lag raha tha
Dhire dhire main pani ak glass ke barabar pi gya
Pani pike mujhe ajeeb sa lagne laga
Mujhe apna badan bohat halka halka mehsus ho raha tha
Mere dimag ne bhi kaam karna band kar diya
Jab tak pani behta raha main use pita raha
Ab apni mere muh me ana band ho gya
Meri biwi boli batao iska naam kya hai
Main sochne laga asa pani mene kabhi piya nahi
Na hi main is pani ka koyi undaza laga pa raha tha
Nagma ne aaj mujhe sach me fasa diya tha
Ak sart main jeet ke bhi haar gya
Dusri sart me harne bala hu
Main apne aap ko bohat hoshiyar samajta tha
Magar meri biwi mujhse bhi kyi guna chalak nikli
Main nagma se bola main apni haar manta hu
Mujhe is pani ka naam nahi pata
Nagma boli rules ke mutabik kya tum saza ke liye Reddy ho
Main bola ha main apni haar manta hu
Tum jo bhi saza dogi mujhe manzur hogi
Meri baat sunke
Meri biwi boli tumhari saza ye hogi
Main inme se koyi ak cheez tumhare muh me dalumgi
Tumhe ise apne halak ke under tak le jake
Chusna hoga
Main nagma ki baat sunke bola nahi yaar mujhe bohat takhlif hogi
Koyi our saza ho bo de do
Nagma boli nahi ye nahi ho sakta
Harne bale ko jitne bale ki baat manni hi hogi

Chalo me tum pe ak ahshan karti hu
Tum apni marzi se in me se koyi bhi ak cheez chun sakte ho
Magma mere kaan me boli
Batao kya dalu tumhare muh me
Main sochne laga
Konsi cheez chunu main
Magar me deside nahi kar pa raha tha
Jab se mene kadwa pani piya hai
Mera dimag sahi se kaam nahi kar pa raha tha
Nagma boli
Loki chalegi
Main loki ka naam sun ke jaldi se bola
Nahi loki bohat moti our lamdi hai
Ye mera muh hi faadh degi
Nagma fir boli khira daal du
Main khire ka naam sunke bola
Nahi ye bhi nahi
Is pe jaga jaga dane bane huye hai
Ye mera muh chhil dega
Nagma fir se boli
Ye torayi chalegi
Main bola torayi bohat lambi hai
Main ise bhi nahi le paunga
Nagma boli lambi to kakdi bhi hai
Main bola kakdi bhi nahi
Nagma boli ab teen chize bachi
Kela baigan our bo jiska tum naam nahi bata paye
Inme se batao kya dalu tumhare muh ke andar
Main fir se sochne laga

Mene baigan our kela chusa tha
Magar mujhe in dono ko chusne me maza nahi aya tha
Ha land ko chusne me mujhe maza aya tha
Land ko muh se nikalne ka mera man bhi nahi kar raha tha
Main kaka ke land ko hi bol deta hu
Dalne ko
Bese bhi nagma our kaka ko pata bhi nahi hai
Keh me janta hu
Ye land hai
Main dhire se apni biwi se bola
Tum bahi mere muh me daal do
Jisko me janta nahi hu
Nagma boli thik hai
Ab tum apna muh khul ke betho
Nagma ki baat sun ke mene apna muh khol diya
Ab mere muh ke under mere hi nokar ka land jane bala hai
Ye soch ke mara land pajame ke under jor jor se jhatke marne laga
Bas mene ye socha hi tha
Keh kaka ne apna lamba mota land mere muh me
Daal diya
Kaka mere muh me land daal ke halke halke dhakke marne lage
Kaka ka land mere muh me baha tak aaram se chala gya
Jaha tak mene thodi der pehle apne muh me liya tha
Kaka ka land mere halak tak tha
Ab Kaka bohat hi araam araam se apna land mere muh me under bahar kar rahe the
Yani kaka mera muh chod rahe the
Mujhe bhi maza ane laga tha apna muh kaka ke land se chudwane mein

Meri biwi mere kaan ke pass boli maza a raha hai ya nahi
Main sharm ki baja se kuch nahi bola
Nagma fir boli batao na kesa lag raha hai tumhe
Main fir bhi kuch nahi bola
Nagma hash ke boli main janti hu tumhe maza araha hai
Mene haath ke ishare se nagma se pucha
Tumhe kese pata mujhe maze a rahe hai
Nagma mera ishare samajh ke boli
Tumhara ye chhota sa chuha pajama me uchhal kud macha raha hai
Itna kehte hi meri biwi ne mera land pajame ki upar se hi pakad liya
Meri biwi fir boli tum kaho to is chuhe ko pajame se ajaad kerdu
Mene gardan hila ke haa kiya
Mere ishara karte hi

Nagma ne mera pajama khul diya
Our mera land bahar nikal ke boli
Ye tumhe jada pareshan kar Raha hai
Main ise sehla du
Mene fir se ishara kiya haa
Fir Nagma mera land apne haath me leke sehlane lagi
Meri biwi mera land sehlate huye boli
Tumhara ye kyo khada ho gya
Main ishare se bola mujhe pata
Nagma boli tum thodi der ke liye ise apne muh se nikal do
Main nagma ki baat sun ke kaka ka land apne muh se nikal diya
Nagma boli ab batao tum
ye kyo khada ho gya
Main bola mujhe nahi
Pata
Nagma mere kaan me boli tum ise chuste huye kuch soch rahe the na
Main nagma ki baat sunke kuch nahi bola
Nagma ne fir se kaha batao na
Kya sach rahe the tum

Main apni biwi ko kese batata ke mera land kaka ka land chus ke khada ho gaya hai
Nagma fir boli
Bolo na asfak
Main saram ki bajah se kuch bol nahi pa raha tha
Nagma ne mere kaan me boli
Main janti hu tum kiya soch ke chus rahe ho
Tum kaho to batau main

Main thire se bola ha batao mujhe
Meri biwi boli tum ise bo samajh ke chus rahe ho na
Main bola bo kya main samjha nahi
Nagma mera land daba ke boli ise samajh ke chus rahe the na
Main bola kya matlab main ab bhi nahi samajh
Meri biwi boli tum ise kisi mard ka samaj ke chus rahe the na
Main jaldi se bola nahi nahi
Asa kuch bhi nahi hai tum galat samajh rahi ho
Nagma fir se mera land daba ke boli tum jhut bol rahe ho tumhara ye to kuch our keh raha hai
Main bola mera ye kya keh raha hai
Nagma boli tumhara ye keh raha
Ke tum sach me kisi ka chus rahe ho
Aaj se pehle tumhara ye itna tite kabhi nahi hua hai
Ab bol bhi do na main jo keh rahi hu bo sach hai
Tum mujh se sach bologe to main tumhe our maza karungi
Main nagma ki baat sun ke bola
Apne kaam idhar lao
Meri biwi apne kaam mere muh ke pass layi
Main nagma ke kaam me bola ha tum sach keh Rahi ho meri jaan
Main ise kisi ka bo samajh ke chus raha hu
Ye sun ke meri biwi boli kon hai bo jiska tum samjhe ke chus rahe the
Main bola hai koyi
Nagma boli kon hai batao na
Ghar ka banda hai ya bo bahar ka hai
Main bola ghar ka hi hai

Nagma ghar me to teen mard hai
Ak tum dusre abbu tesre kaka
Kahi tum kaka ka to samajh to nahi chus rahe ho
Bolo kaka hi he na bo
Main sarma ke bola ha
Mere itna kehte hi
Mere land ne vriye ki pichkari marna suru kar di
Mara sara vriya meri biwi ki mutthi me hi nakal gya

Tumhe mene pehle bhi bata chuka hu
Ke jab meri biwi mera land apni mutthi me leti hai
Mera pura land meri biwi ki mutthi ke under hi reh jata hai
Yani mera chhota sa land
Nagma ki mutthi ke bahar dikhayi nahi deta hai
Nagma gusse me boli of fo asfak tum ne ye kya kiya tum ne mera haath ganda kar diya
Tumhara nikalne bala hai
Mujhe bata to deta
Ab mujhe apne haath dhone jana padega
Main Nagma se sarminda hoke sorry nagma our fir bola
Tum kahi mat jao
Yahi raho
Nagma meri baat sun ke boli
Ise kya tum chat ke saaf karoge
Nagma ki baat sun ke mera chehra utar gya
Thodi der baad nagma boli naraz ho gye are me to mazak kar rahi thi
Nagma ki baat sun ke mere chehre pe halki see hashi agye
Nagma mere kaan ke pass ake boli
Kaho to tumhe chatwa du
Main dhire se bola
Tumhara dil kar raha hai to chatwa do
Meri biwi boli toba... toba
Tum kitne ghante ho gye ho asfak
Apna hi ganda pani chatna chahte ho tum
Main jhijhak te huye bola pata nahi mujhe aaj kya go gya hai
Aaj mujhe kuch bhi ganda nahi lag raha hai

Meri biwi ye sunke boli
Thik he tumhara dil ise chatne ka kar raha hai
To me tumhare gande pani ko
Is pe laga deti hu jise tum thodi der pehle kaka ka bo samajh ke chus rahe the
Fir tum kaka ka bo samajh ke uspe laga apna ganda pani chatna

meri biwi nagma our me bohat hi dhimi abaaz me ak dusre ke kaan me baat kar rahe the
Main chahta tha Kaka ko hamari baat ka pata na chale
kaka ko sunai bhi thada kam deta hai
Kaka thoda uncha sunte hai

Age ki kahani kuch din baad likhunga

Bahut bahut shandar writing

 

[khalid kk]

Update

 

[couples]

ashadaran,superb,mast aur bahut bahut mazadar writings! Hats off!

 

[Tahmina]

Beautiful and excellent writings!

 

[Nazma Khan]

Baut bahut interesting aur mast writings

 

[ripon12]

Lajawab

 

[Tasnova]

Waiting

 

[amjadkhan khan]

Raat ke 12 baje ka time hoga
Main our meri biwi apne room me the
Nagma ne meri ankho pe rumal band ke
chupke se ghar ke nokar kaka ko bula liya tha
Is baat ka mujhe pata chal gaya tha

Meri biwi abhi tak yahi samajh rahi thi ke kaka ke room me ane ki khabar
Mere shohar asfak ko nahi hai
(yani ki mujhe)

Main bhi yahi chahta tha
Ke nagma our kaka ko pata na chale
Ke main dono ki sari baat janta hu

Main inke samne anjan banke rahna chahta hu

Thodi der ke baad nagma ne mere hotho pe kala ka land laga ke boli
Lo apni jibh nikal ke ab ise chato

Ye sun ke mera dil dhak dhak kar ke bahut Tej dhadakne laga
Ye soch ke ke aaj pehli baar vriya chatne jaa raha hu Bo bhi apna
apni hi biwi our nokar ke samne
Nagma to meri biwi hai
Miya biwi to ak dusre se achhi buri baat seare kar lete hai
Baat nokal ki thi
Kal se me nokar se kese nazar milaunga
Mujhe sochta dekh ke nagma boli
Asfak kiya sochne lage
Tumhe achhaa nahi lag raha hai to tum Mana kar do
Ye tumhari marzi tum hai apna pani chato ya na chato
Mere hotho pe kala land marke boli
Asfak ha ise to tumhe muh me Lena hi padega
Tum sart jo hare ho

Koyi bhi sachha mu*l*m apni joban se piche nahi hatta hai

Main Nagma ki baat sun ke bola
Main soch raha hu
Kahi ye baat kisi ko pata na chal jaye
Agar kisi ko pata chal gya to
Main kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahi rahunga

Nagma meri baat sun ke boli
Yaha ham dono ki siba our kon hai
Ye baat ya tum jante ho ya me janti
Na tum kisi se kahoge na main kisi se kahungi
Fir tisre ko kese pata chalega

Ak baat bolu main tumse
Main bola ha bolo
Tum apne dil ki suno samaz kya kahenge
Ye mat socho
Isi samaz ke bohat se mullah mo* l *vi
Bahar logo ko nasihat dete hai
Ye mat ka karo al**h naraz ho jayega asa naa karo gunah milega
Our yahi mul*h. Mo*vi ghar ke under ya bahar chhup chhup ke khul ke maze late hai

Tum to bahar rehte ho kya tum ne ye baat nahi suni hai
Main bola ha suni to hai mene
Tum sahi keh rahi ho nagma kuch log ase bhi hote hai samaz unhe bohat nek....a*l*ha bale samajhte
Our yahi log Ghar ke under khul ke haram bhi karte hai
Fir nagma boli jante ho ye log Haram kaam kyo karte hai
Main bola nahi
Nagma fir boli kyo ki inhe asa karne me maza ata hai.
Jitna bada haram kaam karte hai unhe utna hi jada maza ata hai
Fir baad me ye a*l*ha se toba kar lete hai

Main Nagma ki baat gur se sun raha tha
Baat sunke main bola
Main bhi chahta hu ak baar main bhi ye pani chat ke dekhu
Baad me Main bhi a*l*h se mafi mang lunga

Meri biwi boli tumhe aaj maza karna hai to khul ke karo
Kisi ki baat pe dhiyan mat do
Aaj sirf apne dil ki suno

Nagma ki baat se mere andar himmat agyi
Our me bola laga do mera sara ganda pani is ke upar our daal du mere muh me ise

Meri biwi boli sahbash ye huyi na baat mardo bali
Asli mard hi apne dil ki baat sunta hai
Bo kisi ki baat se nahi darta hai use Jo karna hota hai bo karta hai

Itna kehte hi meri biwi ne mere hotho pe fir se kaka ka land laga diya

Pehle to Mene apni jibh se kaka ke supade pe laga mera vriya chata
Mujhe apna vriya chat ke achha sa laga

Fir mene achhe se kaka ke supade ko chat chat saf kiya
Supade ko chat ke saf karne ke baad
Fir me apni jibh se kaka ke land ko sab taraf se chatne laga

Mujhe vriya chatte dekh ke nagma boli
Kasa laga apna pani ka test chat ke

Main nagma se bola
Mujhse kya puchti ho
Tum khud chat ke dekh lo
Mujhe to achha laga iska test

Meri baat sun ke nagma boli

Toba toba mujhe nahi chatni ye gandi cheez
Main to tumari khusi ke liye ye sab kar rahi hu
Nagma se baat karte karte main land pe laga apna sara vriya chat gya

Vriya chatne ke baad main kaka ka land muh me lake chusne laga

Kaka bhi aaram aaram se mere muh me dhakke maar rahe the
Kaka ka 5 inch hi land mere muh me ja raha tha
Bas itna hi land muh me lake main under bahar kar raha tha
Thodi der tak main ase hi kaka ka land chusta raha

Fir kaka ne mera sar apne dono haatho se pakad liya

Achanak mujhe piche se our age se jor ka dhakka mara
Yani kaka ne age se land se dhakka mara
Our piche se meri biwi mere sar ko kaka ke land pe dhakka mara
Asa karne se kaka ka land mere halak me
3 inch our under chala gya

Mere halak me bohat tej ka dard hua
Main buri tarha fadfada ne laga
Mujhe fadfada te huye dekh ke
Kaka ne mujhe kas ke pakad liya
Main kaka ke changul se nikalne ki koshish karne laga

Kaka ke under mujhse jada takat thi
Mene apni puri takat laga dee
Fir bhi main apne aap ko chhoda nahi paya

Isi bich me kaka ne jaldi jaldi mere muh me 3. 4. Our dhakke mare
Kaka ka 12 inch ka land pura mere muh me chala gya

Kaka pura land muh me daal ke sant khade rahe

Kala ke land ki baja se mera bura haal ho raha tha
Meri ankho se aansu nikalne lage mujhe dam sa ghutta hua mehsus hone laga

Thodi der baad kaka me mere muh se apna land bahar nikal liya

Kaka ka lamba mota land mere muh se nikalte hi mujhe khasi hone lagi
Our me lamdi lamdi sans lane laga
Dhodi der baad jab main normal hua

Our bola ye tumne kya kiya nagma janti tuhare asa karne se mera dam gutne laga tha
Our asa lag raha hai jese kisi me mera halak chaku se kaat diya ho
Mujhe bohat Hi jada dard ho raha hai
Meri baat sun ke
Nagma boli mujhe maaf kar do asfak
Mujhe araam araam se dalna tha
Chalo ab main araam araam se hi dalungi

Nagma ko baat sunke
Main bola
Abhi our dalogi mere muh hai

Nagma ha ab tumhe itna dard nahi hoga tumhara pehli baar tha na
Ab tuhare alak ki seel tut gye hai

Chalo apna muh kholo

Main araam araam se dalna nagma
Ye kehte huye mene fir se apna muh khol diya

Kaka mere muh me araam araam se apna land dalne lage
Kaka ka land dhire dhire pura mere muh me chala gya

Ab mujhe pehle jitna dard nahi hua

Nagma mere kaan me boli pehle se araam hai tumhe

Main ishare se bola haa bola

Kaka araam araam se mera muh chodne lage

Dhire dhire mere muh ka dard khatam hone laga

Ab mujhe bhi apna muh chudwane ma maza ane laga

Mera land ko josh chadne laga mera land bhi dhite dhire khada hone laga tha

Meri biwi boli lagta hai ab tumhe maza a raha hai asfak
Tumhara ye bhi khada hone laga hai
Main kaka ka land muh se nikal ke bola
Ha nagma mujhe ab achha lag raha hai

Meri biwi boli thik hai main upar se muh me ye dalke tumhe maza deti hu

Tum niche se apna ye pakad ke hila hila ke maza karo

Nagma ke Ye bolte hi
Kala ne mere muh mein fir se land daal diya

Ab pehle se jada thakat se mere muh me dhakke marne lage

Ab mujhe kisi bhi tarha ka dard nahi ho raha tha
Sirf mujhe maza araha tha

Mujhe maza lete dekh ke kaka ne apni dhakko ki speed our bada dee

Main apna land pakad ke muth marte hu
Nokar se apna muh chudwa raha tha
Ab mujhe itna maza araha tha
Keh me bata nahi sakta

Dhodi der mera muh chodne ke baad nagma me mere muh se land nikal liya
Land Nikal ke nagma boli
Asfak ab tum apna sar bed se niche latka ke bed pe let jao

Jesa nagma ne bola main bese hi lat gya

Mera sara sarir bed pe tha
Our sar bed se niche latka raha tha

Kaka bed se niche utar gye
Fir apna land mere muh me dal ke chodne lage

Is tarike se kaka ka land mere halak me bohat araam se under bahar ho raha tha
Mujhe bhi our jada maza ane laga

Kaka ke mote mote aand meri nak se lag rahe the
Kaka ke Aando se bhini bhini smell aa rahi thi
Idhar kaka mere muh ko speed me chod rahe the udhar me bhi jaldi jaldi muth maar raha tha

Nagma mujh se boli jab tumhare is se pani nikalne bala ho mujhe bata dena

Mere muh se tarha tarha ki abaaz nikal rahi thi
Kabhi ....fach ..fach..fach..goh ..goh
Dhap dhap dhap ki our bhi na jane kesi kesi abaaz a rahi
Mera pura chehra meri laar our thok se tar ha gya tha

Thodi der baad main kaka ka land muh se nikal ke bola

Ooohh nagma mari jaan mera nikalne bala hai
Mujhe jaldi batao me kya karu

Meri biwi boli abhi rake rakha tum asfak

Itna keh ke nagma ne meri dono tang pakad ke bed pe mujhe pura liya
Ab mera sar bhi bed pe a gya
Fir meri biwi boli ab tum apni dono tange hawa me upar utha ke chhat ki taraf karo

Mene besa hi kya jase nagma ne bola
Ab mera sar our soldier bed pe the our
Per chhat ki taraf the
Mera Asa karne ke baad

nagma mere sar ke pass khadi hoke meri dono tange pakad ke mere sar ki taraf lane lagi
Meri biwi dhire dhire dono tange jukati rahi
Fir last me meri dono tange mere sar ke paas tek ke beth gyi

Main samjha nahi pa raha tha Nagma asa kyo kar rahi hai

Meri biwi boli ab tum apna muh khol ke apna ye hila ke apna apni nikalo

Nagma ki baat sun ke main samjh gaye
Nagma ne asa kyo kya

Mera land thik pere muh ki sidh me tha
Yani jab mera vriya niklega sidha mere muh me girega

Ye soch ke main under se existing ho gya
Nagma ki soch ko me salam karne laga

Main apna land pakad ke muth marne laga muh khol ke

Thodi hi der me mere land ne pichkari marni suru kardi
Mere vriye ki pichkari mere muh our dadhi pe girne lagi
Achanak mujhe asa laga ke mere muh me mere vriye ki sath sath kuch our bhi gir raha hai
Mere muh me kya gir raha hai me samajh nahi pa raha tha
Bo cheez bohat adhik matra me mere muh me gir rahi thi
Ji se ki mera pura muh bhar gaya

Mujhe pata hai mere land se kabhi bhi 8 10 bund se jada mera vriya nahi nikalta hai
Our mere muh me Jo gira hai
Bo 50 garam se bhi jada hoga

Mene maze ki baja se is baat pe jada dhiyan nahi diya

Our me apne veiye ke sath sath bo bhi pee gya

main normal hoke sidha beth gya
Mujhe apne room ka get khule ka ahsas hua
Main samjha gya get khol ke kaka hi gye the

Kaka ke jane ke baad nagma meri ankho se rumal khulte huye boli
Kasa laga tumhe

Main nagma ko sine se laga ke bola kasam se aaj bohat maza aya hai
Nagma boli jaldi se apna pajama pehno bohat der ho gyi hai
Hame subha bhi uthna hai

Mene ghadi ki taraf dekha raat saba do baje rahe the
Mene jaldi se pajama pehna fir bathroom chala gya baha jake mene apni saf safai ki
Saf safai kar ke main bathroom me nikal ke apne bed pe ake let gya
Magma bhi mere barabar me leti thi

Main lat ke sochne laga mere muh me itna sara bo kya gira tha

Sochte sochte mujhe yaad aya kahi ye kaka ka to vriya nahi tha
Ha ye kaka ka hi vriya tha

Yani meri biwi ne mujhe apne vriye ke saath saath nokar ka bhi vriya peela diya

Nagma ne kitna sahi time chuna tha

Jab mere muh mein mera vriya gir raha tha
Thik usi time nagma ne kaka ko apna vriya nikalne ko bola
Taki mujhe shak naho
Main man hi man me bola maan gya nagma main tumhe
Tum dekhne me kitni bholi lagti ho
Our under se kitni chalak ho
Tum to mere abbu ammi ko bhi araam se bebakuf bana sakti ho

Main yahi sochte sochte so gya.....



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