Raat ke 12 baje ka time hoga
Main our meri biwi apne room me the
Nagma ne meri ankho pe rumal band ke
chupke se ghar ke nokar kaka ko bula liya tha
Is baat ka mujhe pata chal gaya tha
Meri biwi abhi tak yahi samajh rahi thi ke kaka ke room me ane ki khabar
Mere shohar asfak ko nahi hai
(yani ki mujhe)
Main bhi yahi chahta tha
Ke nagma our kaka ko pata na chale
Ke main dono ki sari baat janta hu
Main inke samne anjan banke rahna chahta hu
Thodi der ke baad nagma ne mere hotho pe kala ka land laga ke boli
Lo apni jibh nikal ke ab ise chato
Ye sun ke mera dil dhak dhak kar ke bahut Tej dhadakne laga
Ye soch ke ke aaj pehli baar vriya chatne jaa raha hu Bo bhi apna
apni hi biwi our nokar ke samne
Nagma to meri biwi hai
Miya biwi to ak dusre se achhi buri baat seare kar lete hai
Baat nokal ki thi
Kal se me nokar se kese nazar milaunga
Mujhe sochta dekh ke nagma boli
Asfak kiya sochne lage
Tumhe achhaa nahi lag raha hai to tum Mana kar do
Ye tumhari marzi tum hai apna pani chato ya na chato
Mere hotho pe kala land marke boli
Asfak ha ise to tumhe muh me Lena hi padega
Tum sart jo hare ho
Koyi bhi sachha mu*l*m apni joban se piche nahi hatta hai
Main Nagma ki baat sun ke bola
Main soch raha hu
Kahi ye baat kisi ko pata na chal jaye
Agar kisi ko pata chal gya to
Main kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahi rahunga
Nagma meri baat sun ke boli
Yaha ham dono ki siba our kon hai
Ye baat ya tum jante ho ya me janti
Na tum kisi se kahoge na main kisi se kahungi
Fir tisre ko kese pata chalega
Ak baat bolu main tumse
Main bola ha bolo
Tum apne dil ki suno samaz kya kahenge
Ye mat socho
Isi samaz ke bohat se mullah mo* l *vi
Bahar logo ko nasihat dete hai
Ye mat ka karo al**h naraz ho jayega asa naa karo gunah milega
Our yahi mul*h. Mo*vi ghar ke under ya bahar chhup chhup ke khul ke maze late hai
Tum to bahar rehte ho kya tum ne ye baat nahi suni hai
Main bola ha suni to hai mene
Tum sahi keh rahi ho nagma kuch log ase bhi hote hai samaz unhe bohat nek....a*l*ha bale samajhte
Our yahi log Ghar ke under khul ke haram bhi karte hai
Fir nagma boli jante ho ye log Haram kaam kyo karte hai
Main bola nahi
Nagma fir boli kyo ki inhe asa karne me maza ata hai.
Jitna bada haram kaam karte hai unhe utna hi jada maza ata hai
Fir baad me ye a*l*ha se toba kar lete hai
Main Nagma ki baat gur se sun raha tha
Baat sunke main bola
Main bhi chahta hu ak baar main bhi ye pani chat ke dekhu
Baad me Main bhi a*l*h se mafi mang lunga
Meri biwi boli tumhe aaj maza karna hai to khul ke karo
Kisi ki baat pe dhiyan mat do
Aaj sirf apne dil ki suno
Nagma ki baat se mere andar himmat agyi
Our me bola laga do mera sara ganda pani is ke upar our daal du mere muh me ise
Meri biwi boli sahbash ye huyi na baat mardo bali
Asli mard hi apne dil ki baat sunta hai
Bo kisi ki baat se nahi darta hai use Jo karna hota hai bo karta hai
Itna kehte hi meri biwi ne mere hotho pe fir se kaka ka land laga diya
Pehle to Mene apni jibh se kaka ke supade pe laga mera vriya chata
Mujhe apna vriya chat ke achha sa laga
Fir mene achhe se kaka ke supade ko chat chat saf kiya
Supade ko chat ke saf karne ke baad
Fir me apni jibh se kaka ke land ko sab taraf se chatne laga
Mujhe vriya chatte dekh ke nagma boli
Kasa laga apna pani ka test chat ke
Main nagma se bola
Mujhse kya puchti ho
Tum khud chat ke dekh lo
Mujhe to achha laga iska test
Meri baat sun ke nagma boli
Toba toba mujhe nahi chatni ye gandi cheez
Main to tumari khusi ke liye ye sab kar rahi hu
Nagma se baat karte karte main land pe laga apna sara vriya chat gya
Vriya chatne ke baad main kaka ka land muh me lake chusne laga
Kaka bhi aaram aaram se mere muh me dhakke maar rahe the
Kaka ka 5 inch hi land mere muh me ja raha tha
Bas itna hi land muh me lake main under bahar kar raha tha
Thodi der tak main ase hi kaka ka land chusta raha
Fir kaka ne mera sar apne dono haatho se pakad liya
Achanak mujhe piche se our age se jor ka dhakka mara
Yani kaka ne age se land se dhakka mara
Our piche se meri biwi mere sar ko kaka ke land pe dhakka mara
Asa karne se kaka ka land mere halak me
3 inch our under chala gya
Mere halak me bohat tej ka dard hua
Main buri tarha fadfada ne laga
Mujhe fadfada te huye dekh ke
Kaka ne mujhe kas ke pakad liya
Main kaka ke changul se nikalne ki koshish karne laga
Kaka ke under mujhse jada takat thi
Mene apni puri takat laga dee
Fir bhi main apne aap ko chhoda nahi paya
Isi bich me kaka ne jaldi jaldi mere muh me 3. 4. Our dhakke mare
Kaka ka 12 inch ka land pura mere muh me chala gya
Kaka pura land muh me daal ke sant khade rahe
Kala ke land ki baja se mera bura haal ho raha tha
Meri ankho se aansu nikalne lage mujhe dam sa ghutta hua mehsus hone laga
Thodi der baad kaka me mere muh se apna land bahar nikal liya
Kaka ka lamba mota land mere muh se nikalte hi mujhe khasi hone lagi
Our me lamdi lamdi sans lane laga
Dhodi der baad jab main normal hua
Our bola ye tumne kya kiya nagma janti tuhare asa karne se mera dam gutne laga tha
Our asa lag raha hai jese kisi me mera halak chaku se kaat diya ho
Mujhe bohat Hi jada dard ho raha hai
Meri baat sun ke
Nagma boli mujhe maaf kar do asfak
Mujhe araam araam se dalna tha
Chalo ab main araam araam se hi dalungi
Nagma ko baat sunke
Main bola
Abhi our dalogi mere muh hai
Nagma ha ab tumhe itna dard nahi hoga tumhara pehli baar tha na
Ab tuhare alak ki seel tut gye hai
Chalo apna muh kholo
Main araam araam se dalna nagma
Ye kehte huye mene fir se apna muh khol diya
Kaka mere muh me araam araam se apna land dalne lage
Kaka ka land dhire dhire pura mere muh me chala gya
Ab mujhe pehle jitna dard nahi hua
Nagma mere kaan me boli pehle se araam hai tumhe
Main ishare se bola haa bola
Kaka araam araam se mera muh chodne lage
Dhire dhire mere muh ka dard khatam hone laga
Ab mujhe bhi apna muh chudwane ma maza ane laga
Mera land ko josh chadne laga mera land bhi dhite dhire khada hone laga tha
Meri biwi boli lagta hai ab tumhe maza a raha hai asfak
Tumhara ye bhi khada hone laga hai
Main kaka ka land muh se nikal ke bola
Ha nagma mujhe ab achha lag raha hai
Meri biwi boli thik hai main upar se muh me ye dalke tumhe maza deti hu
Tum niche se apna ye pakad ke hila hila ke maza karo
Nagma ke Ye bolte hi
Kala ne mere muh mein fir se land daal diya
Ab pehle se jada thakat se mere muh me dhakke marne lage
Ab mujhe kisi bhi tarha ka dard nahi ho raha tha
Sirf mujhe maza araha tha
Mujhe maza lete dekh ke kaka ne apni dhakko ki speed our bada dee
Main apna land pakad ke muth marte hu
Nokar se apna muh chudwa raha tha
Ab mujhe itna maza araha tha
Keh me bata nahi sakta
Dhodi der mera muh chodne ke baad nagma me mere muh se land nikal liya
Land Nikal ke nagma boli
Asfak ab tum apna sar bed se niche latka ke bed pe let jao
Jesa nagma ne bola main bese hi lat gya
Mera sara sarir bed pe tha
Our sar bed se niche latka raha tha
Kaka bed se niche utar gye
Fir apna land mere muh me dal ke chodne lage
Is tarike se kaka ka land mere halak me bohat araam se under bahar ho raha tha
Mujhe bhi our jada maza ane laga
Kaka ke mote mote aand meri nak se lag rahe the
Kaka ke Aando se bhini bhini smell aa rahi thi
Idhar kaka mere muh ko speed me chod rahe the udhar me bhi jaldi jaldi muth maar raha tha
Nagma mujh se boli jab tumhare is se pani nikalne bala ho mujhe bata dena
Mere muh se tarha tarha ki abaaz nikal rahi thi
Kabhi ....fach ..fach..fach..goh ..goh
Dhap dhap dhap ki our bhi na jane kesi kesi abaaz a rahi
Mera pura chehra meri laar our thok se tar ha gya tha
Thodi der baad main kaka ka land muh se nikal ke bola
Ooohh nagma mari jaan mera nikalne bala hai
Mujhe jaldi batao me kya karu
Meri biwi boli abhi rake rakha tum asfak
Itna keh ke nagma ne meri dono tang pakad ke bed pe mujhe pura liya
Ab mera sar bhi bed pe a gya
Fir meri biwi boli ab tum apni dono tange hawa me upar utha ke chhat ki taraf karo
Mene besa hi kya jase nagma ne bola
Ab mera sar our soldier bed pe the our
Per chhat ki taraf the
Mera Asa karne ke baad
nagma mere sar ke pass khadi hoke meri dono tange pakad ke mere sar ki taraf lane lagi
Meri biwi dhire dhire dono tange jukati rahi
Fir last me meri dono tange mere sar ke paas tek ke beth gyi
Main samjha nahi pa raha tha Nagma asa kyo kar rahi hai
Meri biwi boli ab tum apna muh khol ke apna ye hila ke apna apni nikalo
Nagma ki baat sun ke main samjh gaye
Nagma ne asa kyo kya
Mera land thik pere muh ki sidh me tha
Yani jab mera vriya niklega sidha mere muh me girega
Ye soch ke main under se existing ho gya
Nagma ki soch ko me salam karne laga
Main apna land pakad ke muth marne laga muh khol ke
Thodi hi der me mere land ne pichkari marni suru kardi
Mere vriye ki pichkari mere muh our dadhi pe girne lagi
Achanak mujhe asa laga ke mere muh me mere vriye ki sath sath kuch our bhi gir raha hai
Mere muh me kya gir raha hai me samajh nahi pa raha tha
Bo cheez bohat adhik matra me mere muh me gir rahi thi
Ji se ki mera pura muh bhar gaya
Mujhe pata hai mere land se kabhi bhi 8 10 bund se jada mera vriya nahi nikalta hai
Our mere muh me Jo gira hai
Bo 50 garam se bhi jada hoga
Mene maze ki baja se is baat pe jada dhiyan nahi diya
Our me apne veiye ke sath sath bo bhi pee gya
main normal hoke sidha beth gya
Mujhe apne room ka get khule ka ahsas hua
Main samjha gya get khol ke kaka hi gye the
Kaka ke jane ke baad nagma meri ankho se rumal khulte huye boli
Kasa laga tumhe
Main nagma ko sine se laga ke bola kasam se aaj bohat maza aya hai
Nagma boli jaldi se apna pajama pehno bohat der ho gyi hai
Hame subha bhi uthna hai
Mene ghadi ki taraf dekha raat saba do baje rahe the
Mene jaldi se pajama pehna fir bathroom chala gya baha jake mene apni saf safai ki
Saf safai kar ke main bathroom me nikal ke apne bed pe ake let gya
Magma bhi mere barabar me leti thi
Main lat ke sochne laga mere muh me itna sara bo kya gira tha
Sochte sochte mujhe yaad aya kahi ye kaka ka to vriya nahi tha
Ha ye kaka ka hi vriya tha
Yani meri biwi ne mujhe apne vriye ke saath saath nokar ka bhi vriya peela diya
Nagma ne kitna sahi time chuna tha
Jab mere muh mein mera vriya gir raha tha
Thik usi time nagma ne kaka ko apna vriya nikalne ko bola
Taki mujhe shak naho
Main man hi man me bola maan gya nagma main tumhe
Tum dekhne me kitni bholi lagti ho
Our under se kitni chalak ho
Tum to mere abbu ammi ko bhi araam se bebakuf bana sakti ho
Main yahi sochte sochte so gya.....
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