Nice update bhaiUPDATE 11
Cm ne commissioner ko bol diya tha
Ki use daredevil zinda chahiye
Pata nahi kyun
Ab woh main yaani rahulwa bata sakta hoon
Lekin mera man nahi hai
Mp ke guards se jab puchhtach ki gayi
Toh unhone sab kuchh bata diya
Jiske baad un gurads ko suspend kar diya gaya
Phir aarohi rashmi ke ghar pahunchi Rashmi Ghar se nahi nikli thi
Jab se bhadra use ghar chhodke gaya tha
Rashmi ne aarohi se baat karne se inkaar kar diya
Aarohi bhi uspe jyada pressure nahi daal sakti thi
Mp aur mla dono cm ki party ke the
Agar media ko rashmi yeh bata deti
Toh cm ko resign karna padta
Behenchod bhosdi ne college se nikalwa diya
Iski maa ko chodu
Ab madarchod dusre college mein admission lena padega
Main nisha ko school chhoda
Aur uske baad sochne laga ki kahan jaau
Is bhosdi mom ka peechha karta hoon
Saali kahin aisa toh nahi hai
Ki yeh kisi se chudwa rahi hai
Aaj kal make up bhi karti hai
Pehle toh aisa nahi tha
Ab meri ring mujhe wohin pahunchati thi
Jahan koi na ho
Bas kisi ko bachane ke liye
Direct uske paas pahunch jaata tha
Ya jab kisi ko Thokna ho toh
Behenchod yeh toh washroom hai
Yeh behenchod aahein kiski hain
Main jaise hi washroom ka gate khola
Meri ankhein chaundhiya gayi
Mere sar ke pichhle hisse mein dard hone laga
Meri mom ek 30 saal ke aadmi ko kiss kar rahi thi
Meri ankho mein ansu aagaye
Khoon ka ek ek qatra ubalne laga
Mom mujhe wahan dekhke shocked reh gayi
Woh aadmi ko jaise hi main dekha
Madarchod yeh toh mere bade chacha cm ka saala hai
Use pata tha ki main ek number ka chodu hoon
Uska naam rajan tha
Rajan.. bhadra tum jo soch rahe ho
Waisa kuchh nahi hai
Main aur tumhari mom mature hain
Aur aaj ke time mein yeh sab normal hai
Tumhari mom meri gf hain
Main apni gardan ko jhatka diya
Main..zor se..bahar jaao mom
Tumse toh main baad mein baat karunga
Mom.. bhadra yeh kya tareeka hai
Baat karne ka
Tum jaao yahan se
Main ghar pe tumse baat karungi
Rajan..bhadra tumhari mom sahi keh rahi hain
Main.. madarchod behen ke laude
Tujhse kisi ne bola bolne ko
Aur maara main madarchod ke jabde pe ek punch uske daant toot gaye
Aur uske kaan mein seeti bajne lagi
Ab mere paas super strength nahi thi
Lekin phir bhi mera punch zordaar tha
Mom shocked reh gayi
Mom.. gusse mein..bhadra yeh kya badtamizi hai
Tum paagal ho gaye ho
Main..mom agar tumne mere baap se mujhe jana hai
Toh kasam khata hoon
Tumhare doodh ki
Tadpa tadpa ke maarunga
Is madarchod ko
Haram ka jana shaadi shuda hoke
Bolta hai ki tum iski gf ho
Itni hi tumahre boor mein khujli thi
Toh bata deti
Yeh sunke mom mujhe thappad maar di
Rajan ab sambhal chuka tha
Aur usne mera collar pakad liya
Mom.. please rajan forgive him please
For god sake
Yeh sunke mera dimaag fat pada
Main mom ka hath pakda
Aur wahan se teleport ho gaya
Ab hum Rajasthan ke registan mein tha
Jahan door door tak ko nahi tha
Rajan ki gaand fat gayi
Yeh hua kya
Mom bhi ghabra gayi
Main rajan ko ek thappad maara
Dusra maara
Rajan mujhe dhakka diya
Aur phir aayi kick ki baari
Maara main saale ke munh pe laat
Rajan behosh hoke gid pada
Main yahin nahi ruka
Uske seene pe baith gaya
Aur uske face pe Punch maarne laga
Mom ko toh kuchh samajh hi nahi aaraha tha
Ki woh kya kare
Main rajan ke face pe maare ja raha tha
Mere sar pe khoon sawar tha
Tabhi mom mujhe pakad li
Mom.. bhadra woh mar jaayega
Aisa mat karo please
Uski galti nahi thi
Maine hi use seduce kiya tha
Please bhadra stop it
Yeh bolke mom fut fut ke rone lagi
Yeh sunke main rajan ko maarna band kar diya
Aur mom ki taraf dekha
Main..bas ek sawal ka.jawab do
Kya tum isse chud chuki ho
Yeh sunke mom ne rona band kar diya
Aur mujhe thappad maar di
Main phirse rajan ko maarne laga
Mom yeh dekhke ghabra gayi
Rajan ka chehra buri tarah se pachak gaya tha
Khoon se bhar chuka tha
Uska chehra
Mom ne mera collar pakad liya
Mom... please bhadra tumhein meri kasam ruk jaao please
Main..kya tum isse chud chuki ho
Bas mujhe jawab chahiye
Mom..cheekhte hue..nahi nahi nahi
Yeh sunke main rajan ko maarna band kar diya
Aur mom ki taraf dekha
Woh abhi bhi ro rahi thi
Main unke gaalo ko zor se pakad liya
Aur unki aankho mein dekhne laga
Main..agar aapke andar itni hi aag hai
Toh use main thanda karunga
Aapko chudna hai
Toh main aapko chodunga
Jitni baar bologi
Utni baar chodunga
Lekin agar aap ko mere siwa kisi ne touch bhi kiya
Toh use aisi maut maarunga
Ki yamraaj bhi kaanp jaayega
Meri ankho mein dekhke mom dar se kaanpne lagi
Phir bhi woh mujhe thappad maar di
Mom.. main tumhari maa hoon maa
Yeh bolte hue tumhein sharam nahi aati
Main..jitna chahe maar lo
Jaan se bhi maar do
Main uff tak nahi karunga
Kyunki aapne mujhe janam diya hai
Lekin agar aapko merr siwa kisi ne hath lagaya
Toh aap delhiyega
Uske poore khandan ko mita dunga
Mom ghabra gayi
Mujhe yeh sab bolta dekh
Unhein samajh nahi aaraha tha
Ki ho kya raha hai
Main yahan kaise leke aagaya unhein
Mujhmeim itni power kahan se aagayi
Ki rajan jaise hatte katte aadmi ko pel diya
Mom..theek hai aaj se main kisi ko bhi apna sharir touch nahi karne dungi
Please use hospital leke chalo
Mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai
Kahin woh mar gaya toh
Aur yeh bolke mom behosh ho gayi
Main rajan ko pakda
Aur use leke hospital pahunch gaya
Aur Uske baadi uski wife smita ko phone karke bata diya
Ki uska husband hospital mein hai
Maine Apna face change kar liya tha
Taaki koi mujhe pehchaan na paaye
Main ek ward boy ko pakda
Aur use rajan ke paas leke aaya
Woh faaltu ka sawal puchhne laga
Main.. bhosdike chup karke ise doctor ke paas le jaa
Yeh chief minister ka saala hai
Yeh sunke uski gaand fat gayi
Aur woh doctor ke paas bhaaga
Agar madarchod ne meri mom ko chod diya hota
Toh sachmein main ise aur iski biwi dono ko maar deta
Uske baad main wapas mom ke paas aaya
Aur unhein apni god mein utha ke
Unke room mein pahunch gaya
Behenchod gussa abhi bhi aaraha tha
Mera maa kisi ne touch kaise kiya
Bhosdi aaj chud hi jaati
Phir main mom ki taraf dekha
Kitni pyari lag rahi thi
Mujhe badtamizi nahi karni Chahiye thi
Kuchh bhi ho
Mujhe janam diya tha
Meri maa thi
Main mom ke munh pe paani maara
Mom hosh mein aagayi
Aur idhar udhar dekhne lagi
Main..rajan ko hospital pahuncha diya hai
Mom.. ghabrate hue..tum mere bete nahi ho
Tum koi behrupiya ho
Mera beta kitna masum aur bhola tha
Batao kaun ho tum
Main.. pata hai aap shocked mein ho
Mom..door raho mujhse
Main mom munh pe ungli rakh diya
Man..jo bol raha hoon pehle suno
Main jab coma se jaaga toh mere paas yeh sab powers aachuki thi
Tabhi mom ko jhatka laga
Aur woh aur jyada dar gayi
Mom..tum hi daredevil ho
Main..haan
Mom..tum khooni ban gaye
Kya yahi parvarish di thi maine tumhein
Main..isse aapko koi matlab nahi hona Chahiye
Main Rapist ko maarta hoon
Bekasoor ko nahi
Aur rahi baat aapki
Toh agar aapne apna promise toda hai
Toh apne aapko khatam kar dunga
Yeh sunte hi mom ne mere munh pe hath rakh diya
Mom..aisa kyun bol rahe ho
Main nahi karungi ab woh sab kisi ke sath
Tumse badhke mere liye koi nahi hai
Main..sorry main aap pe chillaya
Mujhe aisa nahi karna Chahiye tha
Maaf kar dijiye
Yeh bolke main apne kaan pakad liya
Mom mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Main.. main aapko kisi sath dekhne ka soch bhi nahi sakta
Aap sirf meri ho
Yeh sunke mom jhenp gayi
Jo mujhe pata nahi tha
Mom..bhadra main tumhari mom hoon
Yeh sab mat bolo
Main..sach hi toh bol raha hoon
Aisa nahi hai
Ki mere andar hawas hai isi liye bol raha hoon
Main aapse bahut pyar karta hoon
Aap sirf meri ho
Yeh bolke maim mom se lipat gaya
Mom..man mein..yeh kya ho gaya hai bhadra ko
Woh aisi ajeeb ajeeb baatein kyun kar raha hai
Woh mera beta hai
Yeh paap hai
Main aisa nahi hone de sakti
Mom.. bhadra main tumhari mom hoon
Maine tumse promise karti hoon
Ki main kisi mard ke paas bhi nahi jaaungi
Lekin tumne agar dobara aisi baatein ki
Toh main apni jaan de dungi
Main..aap bas apna promise yaad rakhna
Mujhe aur kuchh nahi chahiye
Waah and Filmfare goes to
Hap bhosdike
Filmfare laude ka Filmfare
And oscer goes to the one only bhadra
Mom..ab mujhe chhodo
Mujhe change bhi karna hai
Kapde gande ho gaye hain
Main mom se alag ho gaya
Aur unhein dekhne laga
Don't worry mom
Tumhari boor tumhein khud mere paas leke aayegi
Mujhe bas ab tumhare sapno mein jaana hai baaki ka kaam Apne aap ho jaayega
Main.. love you mom
Yeh bolke main mom ke maathe ko chum liya
Aur phir room se bahar aagaya
Madarchod meri maa ko hath lagata hai
Ab tu dekh yeh bhadra teri biwi ki bhi boor faadega
Bhosdi mom bhi kya karti
Baap Madarchod hai nahi
Boor toh lund maangegi hi
Ab kya karu
Haan aarohi se mil leta hoon
Aur main pahunch gaya
Uske cabin mein
Aarohi dusri taraf Dekh rahi thi
Main bola dhappa
Aarohi dar gayi
Aarohi..tum
Aur yeh boke aarohi apni gun mujhpe taan di
Main uske saamne baith gaya
Aarohi..you bastard Apne hath upar karo
Warna shoot kar dungi
Main.. madam harami mat bolo
Warna usi gun ko tumhari boor mein Ghusa dunga
Yeh sunke aarohi ko itna gussa aaya
Ki usne mujhpe goli chala di
Goli mere maathe se takra ke neeche gid gayi
Aarohi shocked ho gayi
Ab laga use dar
Bhadra khush hua
Aur uska lund aur jayda Khush hua
Aarohi..darte hue..kaun ho tum
Main..aapka chahne waala
Aarohi..shut up
Main..dekho madam galti aapki hai
Mujhe bastard kyun bola aapne
Aarohi.. sorry
Lekin tum mujhe Pareshaan kyun kar rahe ho
Main..kahan kar raha hoon
Aap hi bematlab ka mujhe itna dhoyi ho
Ek thappad maara tha hawaldaar ko
Uske badle aapne mujhe itna dhoya
Koi normal aadmi hota toh dum tod deta
Aarohi..tumne mujhe uksaya tha
Mere sath gandi language use karke
Aur ek minute normal aadmi
Toh kya tum normal nahi ho
Main.. appan alien hai
Yeh sunke aarohi shock ho gayi
Aarohi..man mein..3rd degree torcher kiya
Kuch nahi hua
Balls ko itni zor se pakad dabayi
Kuchh nahi hua
Yahan tak ki mathe pe goli maari
Kuchh nahi hua
Ek minute daredevil bhi toh bullet proof hai
Kahin yahi toh daredevil nahi hai
Main..appan daredevil nahi hai
Appan uska bhai hai
Aarohi..kya
Main..yep
Aarohi.. tum apne bhai se keh do
Ki woh surrender kar de
Woh bach nahi sakta
Main..duniya ka koi bhi hathiyar uski body ko nahi bhed sakta
Aarohi..tum toh keh rahe the ki mujhse pyar karte hi
Tum mere liye itna nahi kar sakte
Main..madam main tumhein achcha insaan samajhta tha
Lekin tum toh bitch nikli
Aarohi.. apni had mein raho
Main..chillao mat
Jab koi cheekhta hai
Toh man karta hai
Uski aatma ko mita doon
Aur rahi baat tumhari
Toh ek baat sun lo
Jab koi tumhara balatkar karega
Tab tumhein ehsaas hoga
Ki kaisa mehsus hota hai
Aur rapist's ko kyun nahi maarna chahiye
Aarohi..cheekhte hue..get out
Main..ab agar tumhara balatkar hua
Toh na main tumhein bachane aaunga
Aur na mera bhai
Bloody bitch
Yeh bolke main teleport ho gaya
Aur pahuncha Apne senior ke paas
Tabhi uske sath jo ladki thi
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Main.. sorry
Rahul..kya hai be
Main..woh boss tumse ek help chahiye
Rahul..gaand nahi dunga
Main..are gaand nahi chahiye
Woh main yeh keh raha tha
Kya tu 10 gundi ladkiyo ka intezaam kar sakta hai
Rahul..tu toh mujhse bhi bada harami nikla
Main..woh toh main hoon
Ladki..yeh kaun hai honey
Rahul..yeh bhadra hai
Mera junior
Urmila tum thodi der ke liye room se bahar chali jaao
Urmila bahar chali gayi
Bhadra..yeh kaun thi
Main..meri bua ki ladki
Aur meri biwi
Bhadra.. phir toh tu jyada harami hua
Main..waise plan toh badhiya hai
Uske baad rahul ne kisi ko phone lagaya
Rahul..lisa 10 ladkiyo ko bol do
Ki acp aarohi ko utha le
Aur use nanga karke
Aisi acting kare ki uska rape hone waala hai
Lisa..ok dear
Rahul..done
Main..thank you
Gaand do na
Isse pehle ki senior kuchh bolta
main wahan se bhaag aaya
Ab wait tha ki kab aarohi kidnap hoti hai
Saali bhosdi
Kya karu
Behen ki laudi ko mujhse pyar hone waala nahi tha
Toh daredevil se hi karwa dete hain...
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Sam dam dund bhed har kritya karna hoga bhai jeeUPDATE 11
Cm ne commissioner ko bol diya tha
Ki use daredevil zinda chahiye
Pata nahi kyun
Ab woh main yaani rahulwa bata sakta hoon
Lekin mera man nahi hai
Mp ke guards se jab puchhtach ki gayi
Toh unhone sab kuchh bata diya
Jiske baad un gurads ko suspend kar diya gaya
Phir aarohi rashmi ke ghar pahunchi Rashmi Ghar se nahi nikli thi
Jab se bhadra use ghar chhodke gaya tha
Rashmi ne aarohi se baat karne se inkaar kar diya
Aarohi bhi uspe jyada pressure nahi daal sakti thi
Mp aur mla dono cm ki party ke the
Agar media ko rashmi yeh bata deti
Toh cm ko resign karna padta
Behenchod bhosdi ne college se nikalwa diya
Iski maa ko chodu
Ab madarchod dusre college mein admission lena padega
Main nisha ko school chhoda
Aur uske baad sochne laga ki kahan jaau
Is bhosdi mom ka peechha karta hoon
Saali kahin aisa toh nahi hai
Ki yeh kisi se chudwa rahi hai
Aaj kal make up bhi karti hai
Pehle toh aisa nahi tha
Ab meri ring mujhe wohin pahunchati thi
Jahan koi na ho
Bas kisi ko bachane ke liye
Direct uske paas pahunch jaata tha
Ya jab kisi ko Thokna ho toh
Behenchod yeh toh washroom hai
Yeh behenchod aahein kiski hain
Main jaise hi washroom ka gate khola
Meri ankhein chaundhiya gayi
Mere sar ke pichhle hisse mein dard hone laga
Meri mom ek 30 saal ke aadmi ko kiss kar rahi thi
Meri ankho mein ansu aagaye
Khoon ka ek ek qatra ubalne laga
Mom mujhe wahan dekhke shocked reh gayi
Woh aadmi ko jaise hi main dekha
Madarchod yeh toh mere bade chacha cm ka saala hai
Use pata tha ki main ek number ka chodu hoon
Uska naam rajan tha
Rajan.. bhadra tum jo soch rahe ho
Waisa kuchh nahi hai
Main aur tumhari mom mature hain
Aur aaj ke time mein yeh sab normal hai
Tumhari mom meri gf hain
Main apni gardan ko jhatka diya
Main..zor se..bahar jaao mom
Tumse toh main baad mein baat karunga
Mom.. bhadra yeh kya tareeka hai
Baat karne ka
Tum jaao yahan se
Main ghar pe tumse baat karungi
Rajan..bhadra tumhari mom sahi keh rahi hain
Main.. madarchod behen ke laude
Tujhse kisi ne bola bolne ko
Aur maara main madarchod ke jabde pe ek punch uske daant toot gaye
Aur uske kaan mein seeti bajne lagi
Ab mere paas super strength nahi thi
Lekin phir bhi mera punch zordaar tha
Mom shocked reh gayi
Mom.. gusse mein..bhadra yeh kya badtamizi hai
Tum paagal ho gaye ho
Main..mom agar tumne mere baap se mujhe jana hai
Toh kasam khata hoon
Tumhare doodh ki
Tadpa tadpa ke maarunga
Is madarchod ko
Haram ka jana shaadi shuda hoke
Bolta hai ki tum iski gf ho
Itni hi tumahre boor mein khujli thi
Toh bata deti
Yeh sunke mom mujhe thappad maar di
Rajan ab sambhal chuka tha
Aur usne mera collar pakad liya
Mom.. please rajan forgive him please
For god sake
Yeh sunke mera dimaag fat pada
Main mom ka hath pakda
Aur wahan se teleport ho gaya
Ab hum Rajasthan ke registan mein tha
Jahan door door tak ko nahi tha
Rajan ki gaand fat gayi
Yeh hua kya
Mom bhi ghabra gayi
Main rajan ko ek thappad maara
Dusra maara
Rajan mujhe dhakka diya
Aur phir aayi kick ki baari
Maara main saale ke munh pe laat
Rajan behosh hoke gid pada
Main yahin nahi ruka
Uske seene pe baith gaya
Aur uske face pe Punch maarne laga
Mom ko toh kuchh samajh hi nahi aaraha tha
Ki woh kya kare
Main rajan ke face pe maare ja raha tha
Mere sar pe khoon sawar tha
Tabhi mom mujhe pakad li
Mom.. bhadra woh mar jaayega
Aisa mat karo please
Uski galti nahi thi
Maine hi use seduce kiya tha
Please bhadra stop it
Yeh bolke mom fut fut ke rone lagi
Yeh sunke main rajan ko maarna band kar diya
Aur mom ki taraf dekha
Main..bas ek sawal ka.jawab do
Kya tum isse chud chuki ho
Yeh sunke mom ne rona band kar diya
Aur mujhe thappad maar di
Main phirse rajan ko maarne laga
Mom yeh dekhke ghabra gayi
Rajan ka chehra buri tarah se pachak gaya tha
Khoon se bhar chuka tha
Uska chehra
Mom ne mera collar pakad liya
Mom... please bhadra tumhein meri kasam ruk jaao please
Main..kya tum isse chud chuki ho
Bas mujhe jawab chahiye
Mom..cheekhte hue..nahi nahi nahi
Yeh sunke main rajan ko maarna band kar diya
Aur mom ki taraf dekha
Woh abhi bhi ro rahi thi
Main unke gaalo ko zor se pakad liya
Aur unki aankho mein dekhne laga
Main..agar aapke andar itni hi aag hai
Toh use main thanda karunga
Aapko chudna hai
Toh main aapko chodunga
Jitni baar bologi
Utni baar chodunga
Lekin agar aap ko mere siwa kisi ne touch bhi kiya
Toh use aisi maut maarunga
Ki yamraaj bhi kaanp jaayega
Meri ankho mein dekhke mom dar se kaanpne lagi
Phir bhi woh mujhe thappad maar di
Mom.. main tumhari maa hoon maa
Yeh bolte hue tumhein sharam nahi aati
Main..jitna chahe maar lo
Jaan se bhi maar do
Main uff tak nahi karunga
Kyunki aapne mujhe janam diya hai
Lekin agar aapko merr siwa kisi ne hath lagaya
Toh aap delhiyega
Uske poore khandan ko mita dunga
Mom ghabra gayi
Mujhe yeh sab bolta dekh
Unhein samajh nahi aaraha tha
Ki ho kya raha hai
Main yahan kaise leke aagaya unhein
Mujhmeim itni power kahan se aagayi
Ki rajan jaise hatte katte aadmi ko pel diya
Mom..theek hai aaj se main kisi ko bhi apna sharir touch nahi karne dungi
Please use hospital leke chalo
Mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai
Kahin woh mar gaya toh
Aur yeh bolke mom behosh ho gayi
Main rajan ko pakda
Aur use leke hospital pahunch gaya
Aur Uske baadi uski wife smita ko phone karke bata diya
Ki uska husband hospital mein hai
Maine Apna face change kar liya tha
Taaki koi mujhe pehchaan na paaye
Main ek ward boy ko pakda
Aur use rajan ke paas leke aaya
Woh faaltu ka sawal puchhne laga
Main.. bhosdike chup karke ise doctor ke paas le jaa
Yeh chief minister ka saala hai
Yeh sunke uski gaand fat gayi
Aur woh doctor ke paas bhaaga
Agar madarchod ne meri mom ko chod diya hota
Toh sachmein main ise aur iski biwi dono ko maar deta
Uske baad main wapas mom ke paas aaya
Aur unhein apni god mein utha ke
Unke room mein pahunch gaya
Behenchod gussa abhi bhi aaraha tha
Mera maa kisi ne touch kaise kiya
Bhosdi aaj chud hi jaati
Phir main mom ki taraf dekha
Kitni pyari lag rahi thi
Mujhe badtamizi nahi karni Chahiye thi
Kuchh bhi ho
Mujhe janam diya tha
Meri maa thi
Main mom ke munh pe paani maara
Mom hosh mein aagayi
Aur idhar udhar dekhne lagi
Main..rajan ko hospital pahuncha diya hai
Mom.. ghabrate hue..tum mere bete nahi ho
Tum koi behrupiya ho
Mera beta kitna masum aur bhola tha
Batao kaun ho tum
Main.. pata hai aap shocked mein ho
Mom..door raho mujhse
Main mom munh pe ungli rakh diya
Man..jo bol raha hoon pehle suno
Main jab coma se jaaga toh mere paas yeh sab powers aachuki thi
Tabhi mom ko jhatka laga
Aur woh aur jyada dar gayi
Mom..tum hi daredevil ho
Main..haan
Mom..tum khooni ban gaye
Kya yahi parvarish di thi maine tumhein
Main..isse aapko koi matlab nahi hona Chahiye
Main Rapist ko maarta hoon
Bekasoor ko nahi
Aur rahi baat aapki
Toh agar aapne apna promise toda hai
Toh apne aapko khatam kar dunga
Yeh sunte hi mom ne mere munh pe hath rakh diya
Mom..aisa kyun bol rahe ho
Main nahi karungi ab woh sab kisi ke sath
Tumse badhke mere liye koi nahi hai
Main..sorry main aap pe chillaya
Mujhe aisa nahi karna Chahiye tha
Maaf kar dijiye
Yeh bolke main apne kaan pakad liya
Mom mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Main.. main aapko kisi sath dekhne ka soch bhi nahi sakta
Aap sirf meri ho
Yeh sunke mom jhenp gayi
Jo mujhe pata nahi tha
Mom..bhadra main tumhari mom hoon
Yeh sab mat bolo
Main..sach hi toh bol raha hoon
Aisa nahi hai
Ki mere andar hawas hai isi liye bol raha hoon
Main aapse bahut pyar karta hoon
Aap sirf meri ho
Yeh bolke maim mom se lipat gaya
Mom..man mein..yeh kya ho gaya hai bhadra ko
Woh aisi ajeeb ajeeb baatein kyun kar raha hai
Woh mera beta hai
Yeh paap hai
Main aisa nahi hone de sakti
Mom.. bhadra main tumhari mom hoon
Maine tumse promise karti hoon
Ki main kisi mard ke paas bhi nahi jaaungi
Lekin tumne agar dobara aisi baatein ki
Toh main apni jaan de dungi
Main..aap bas apna promise yaad rakhna
Mujhe aur kuchh nahi chahiye
Waah and Filmfare goes to
Hap bhosdike
Filmfare laude ka Filmfare
And oscer goes to the one only bhadra
Mom..ab mujhe chhodo
Mujhe change bhi karna hai
Kapde gande ho gaye hain
Main mom se alag ho gaya
Aur unhein dekhne laga
Don't worry mom
Tumhari boor tumhein khud mere paas leke aayegi
Mujhe bas ab tumhare sapno mein jaana hai baaki ka kaam Apne aap ho jaayega
Main.. love you mom
Yeh bolke main mom ke maathe ko chum liya
Aur phir room se bahar aagaya
Madarchod meri maa ko hath lagata hai
Ab tu dekh yeh bhadra teri biwi ki bhi boor faadega
Bhosdi mom bhi kya karti
Baap Madarchod hai nahi
Boor toh lund maangegi hi
Ab kya karu
Haan aarohi se mil leta hoon
Aur main pahunch gaya
Uske cabin mein
Aarohi dusri taraf Dekh rahi thi
Main bola dhappa
Aarohi dar gayi
Aarohi..tum
Aur yeh boke aarohi apni gun mujhpe taan di
Main uske saamne baith gaya
Aarohi..you bastard Apne hath upar karo
Warna shoot kar dungi
Main.. madam harami mat bolo
Warna usi gun ko tumhari boor mein Ghusa dunga
Yeh sunke aarohi ko itna gussa aaya
Ki usne mujhpe goli chala di
Goli mere maathe se takra ke neeche gid gayi
Aarohi shocked ho gayi
Ab laga use dar
Bhadra khush hua
Aur uska lund aur jayda Khush hua
Aarohi..darte hue..kaun ho tum
Main..aapka chahne waala
Aarohi..shut up
Main..dekho madam galti aapki hai
Mujhe bastard kyun bola aapne
Aarohi.. sorry
Lekin tum mujhe Pareshaan kyun kar rahe ho
Main..kahan kar raha hoon
Aap hi bematlab ka mujhe itna dhoyi ho
Ek thappad maara tha hawaldaar ko
Uske badle aapne mujhe itna dhoya
Koi normal aadmi hota toh dum tod deta
Aarohi..tumne mujhe uksaya tha
Mere sath gandi language use karke
Aur ek minute normal aadmi
Toh kya tum normal nahi ho
Main.. appan alien hai
Yeh sunke aarohi shock ho gayi
Aarohi..man mein..3rd degree torcher kiya
Kuch nahi hua
Balls ko itni zor se pakad dabayi
Kuchh nahi hua
Yahan tak ki mathe pe goli maari
Kuchh nahi hua
Ek minute daredevil bhi toh bullet proof hai
Kahin yahi toh daredevil nahi hai
Main..appan daredevil nahi hai
Appan uska bhai hai
Aarohi..kya
Main..yep
Aarohi.. tum apne bhai se keh do
Ki woh surrender kar de
Woh bach nahi sakta
Main..duniya ka koi bhi hathiyar uski body ko nahi bhed sakta
Aarohi..tum toh keh rahe the ki mujhse pyar karte hi
Tum mere liye itna nahi kar sakte
Main..madam main tumhein achcha insaan samajhta tha
Lekin tum toh bitch nikli
Aarohi.. apni had mein raho
Main..chillao mat
Jab koi cheekhta hai
Toh man karta hai
Uski aatma ko mita doon
Aur rahi baat tumhari
Toh ek baat sun lo
Jab koi tumhara balatkar karega
Tab tumhein ehsaas hoga
Ki kaisa mehsus hota hai
Aur rapist's ko kyun nahi maarna chahiye
Aarohi..cheekhte hue..get out
Main..ab agar tumhara balatkar hua
Toh na main tumhein bachane aaunga
Aur na mera bhai
Bloody bitch
Yeh bolke main teleport ho gaya
Aur pahuncha Apne senior ke paas
Tabhi uske sath jo ladki thi
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Main.. sorry
Rahul..kya hai be
Main..woh boss tumse ek help chahiye
Rahul..gaand nahi dunga
Main..are gaand nahi chahiye
Woh main yeh keh raha tha
Kya tu 10 gundi ladkiyo ka intezaam kar sakta hai
Rahul..tu toh mujhse bhi bada harami nikla
Main..woh toh main hoon
Ladki..yeh kaun hai honey
Rahul..yeh bhadra hai
Mera junior
Urmila tum thodi der ke liye room se bahar chali jaao
Urmila bahar chali gayi
Bhadra..yeh kaun thi
Main..meri bua ki ladki
Aur meri biwi
Bhadra.. phir toh tu jyada harami hua
Main..waise plan toh badhiya hai
Uske baad rahul ne kisi ko phone lagaya
Rahul..lisa 10 ladkiyo ko bol do
Ki acp aarohi ko utha le
Aur use nanga karke
Aisi acting kare ki uska rape hone waala hai
Lisa..ok dear
Rahul..done
Main..thank you
Gaand do na
Isse pehle ki senior kuchh bolta
main wahan se bhaag aaya
Ab wait tha ki kab aarohi kidnap hoti hai
Saali bhosdi
Kya karu
Behen ki laudi ko mujhse pyar hone waala nahi tha
Toh daredevil se hi karwa dete hain...
ati sunder parvah diya hai aapne
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Main aarushi dekhe ja raha tha
Bhosdi badi khubsurat thi
Saala mere khandaan mein ek se badhke ek maal tha
Aarushi..aise kya dekh rahe ho
Main..you are so beautiful
Yeh sunke aarushi blush karne lagi
Sahi ja rahe ho
Main..waise batana toh nahi chahiye
Lekin jab mujhe yeh power's mili
Toh main sucide karna chahta tha
Yeh sunke aarushi shocked reh gayi
Aarushi..man mein..jhuth bol raha hai
Mujhe fansana chahta hai
Main ek agent hoon
Tujhse achcha natak kar leti hoon
Main..tum yeh mat samajhna
Ki main tumhare liye sucide karne waala tha
Yeh sunke aarushi chaunk gayi
Aarushi..toh phir baat kya thi
Main..woh meri family mein mere mummy Papa badi behen chhoti behen the
Aur bhabhi jo pregnant thi
Aarushi.. ghabrate hue..kya hua unhein
Main..teen gundo ne un sabka rape karke maar diya
Aur meri ankho mein ansu aagaye
Yeh acting waale ansu nahi the
Main jhuth toh bol nahi raha tha
Madarchod dil mein bahut dard ho raha tha
Yeh sunke aarushi ki ankho mein ansu aagaye
Aur woh gusse se kaanpne lagi
Aarushi..naam batao un teeno bastard's ka
Ek ko aisi saza dungi
Ki dekhne waalo ki rooh kaanp jaayegi
Wohi toh kar raha hoon
Kisi baap ke liye isse badi saza kya hogi
Ki uski teeno beti ek hi aadmi se pregnant ho jaaye
Aur woh uska wohi dushman ho
Jiski duniya mita di ho usne
Tum sabko patane ke liye saam daam dand bhed jo bhi use karna pade karunga
Main..maine un teeno ko maar diya
Aarushi..maar kyun diya
Teeno ko zinda rakhkhe aisi saza dete
Yeh bolke aarushi chup ho gayi
Uski ankho se ansu beh rahe the
Main uske ansu pochha
Main.. tum kyun udaas hoti ho
Jo ho gaya so ho gaya
Aarushi..kya main insaan nahi hoon
Bhale hi main tumhein pyar nahi karti
Lekin tumhare sath jo hua bahut bura hua
Main.. mujhpe rehem khane ki jarurat nahi hai Tumhein
Main apna badla le chuka hoon
Yeh sunte aarushi mere hath pe hath rakh di
Aarushi..main kyun rehem khane lagi tum
Main toh khush hoon
Ki tumne apna badla le liya
Tabhi aarushi ko ehsaas hua ki woh apna hath mere hath pe rakhkhe hui hai
Phir bhi woh apna hath nahi hatayi
Main..kaafi time ho gaya
Ab mujhe chalna chahiye
Aarushi..yeah sure
Ek baat batao
Tum mere paas hi kyun aaye
Main.. simple hai
I love you
Meri family ke baad mera koi bhi nahi bacha tha Tumhare siwa
Uske baad main wahan se nikal gaya
Bina aarushi ko kuchh bole
Woh Apne hotel mein room mein chali gayi
Aarushi..aaj usne mujhe hug bhi nahi kiya
Kitna bura hua uske sath
Aur aarushi pillow se lipatke mere baare mein sochne lagi
Idhar raat ho chuki thi
Raat hote hi Neha mere room mein aachuki thi
Behenchod isko dekhte hi dil.machalne lagta hai
Pata nahi kyun
Behenchod kahin apni behen se pyar toh nahi ho gaya
Neha mere paas aake baith gayi
Aur mujhe dekhne lagi
Neha..kaisa hai
Main.. theek hi hoon
Neha..ab jo hum karne ja rahe hain
Woh sahi nahi hai
Lekin humein karna padega
Main..dekho didi main pehle bhi aapko keh chuka hoon
Ki aapko yeh sab karne ki jarurat nahi hai
Neha..phir tu shuru ho gaya
Main..jab dekho daant ne lagti ho
Baad mein guilty feel karogi
Neha..woh meri problem hai
Yeh bolke neha khadi ho gayi
Aur apni nighty utaar fenki
Behenchod control nahi ho raha tha
Abe chutiye plan successful karna hai ki nahi
Hap bhosdike
Neha sharma rahi thi
Neha.. ab Apne kapde utaar
Main bhi jyada overacting na karte hue
Apne kapde utaar Diya
Neha..dekh toh kitna dubla gaya hai
Kyun karta hai masturbation
Main..aadat hai
Neha ek baar mere lund ko dekhi
Aur phir mere saamne baith gayi
Neha..now kiss me
Main uchhal ke khada ho gaya
Main..no
Neha..ankh dikhate hue..bhadra
I said kiss me
Main..and i said no
Aap meri didi ho
Yeh paap hai
Neha..koi paap nahi hai
Tu mera chhota bhai hai
Aur main teri didi
Agar teri koi problem hai
Toh teri help karna mera farz hai
Main..didi please
Neha..tujhe meri kasam
Yeh sunke main neha ke paas baith gaya
Aur use dekhne laga
Kitni khubsurat thi woh
Dil machal utha
Main Apne honto ko uske honto pe rakh diya
Kitne soft the uske lips
Main dheere dheere uske honto ko chusne laga
Kuchh der tak woh kuchh nahi kiya
Phir woh bhi mere honto ko chusna shuru kar di
Use kiss karte hue
Main sochne laga
Yeh kya kar raha hoon main
Meri behen mere liye yeh sab kar rahi hai
Be aabru ho rahi hai mere liye
Aur main kya kar raha hoon
Woh meri didi hai
Bachpan se aaj tak kabhi mujhe koi takleef nahi hone di
Aur main uske sath yeh sab kar raha
Lekin pata nahi kyun. Use kiss karna mujhe bahut achcha lag raha tha
Poori body mein ek alag sa current daudne laga tha
Tabhi neha mera hath padki
Aur Apne doodh pe rakh di
Main kiss tod diya
Neha.. don't worry
Hum kuchh galat nahi kar rahe hain
Yeh bolke neha mujhe phirse kiss karne lagi
Main bhi use kiss karne laga
Aur sath mein uske medium size ke doodh ko halka halka dabane laga
Kya ehsaas tha tha
Neha aahein bharne lagi
Main neha ke doodh ko ab thoda tight dabane laga tha
Neha bas mujhe kiss kiye ja rahi thi
Aur aahein bhi bhar rahi thi
Behenchod kismat aaj bhi jhaantu hai meri
Meri badi behen mere saamne nangi baithi thi
Mujhe kiss kar rahi thi
Main uske doodh daba raha tha
Lekin use chod nahi sakta tha
Kyunki agar abhi mera lund khada ho jaata toh neha kabhi mujhse nahi chudti
Mujhe toh bas Uske andar itni aag bhadkani thi
Ki woh paagal ho jaaye
Aur jab mera lund khada ho
Toh khud mera lund pakadke apni boor mein le le
Hum dono ab ek dusre ki jubaan chusne lage the
Neha ab kuchh jyada hi josh mein aagayi thi
Main uske doodh ko jor jor se dabane laga tha
Aur dekhte hi dekhte neha ka sharir akad gaya
Aur uska sharir jhatke khaane laga
Aur woh jhadne lagi
Aur mere upar jhul gayi
Lambi lambi saansein lene lagi
Main..kya hua didi
Neha..kuchh feel hua tujhe
Main..nahi
Neha..koi baat nahi
Hum kal phir try karenge
Main..aaj bhi kar sakte hain
Neha meri ankho mein dekhi
Neha..man mein..ab main tujhe kaise batau
Ki agar kuchh aur der main tere paas rahi
Toh tujhe maarne lagungi
Tu pehla ladka hai
Jisne mere sharir ko touch kiya hai
Mujhe kiss kiya hai
Mere boobs dabaye hain
Aur tera lund hi khada hi nahi ho raha hai
Main..kya soch rahi ho didi
Neha..kkuch bhi toh nahi ab main jaati hoon
Yeh bolke neha apni nighty pehen li
Behenchod gand matkate hue chali gayi
Main ghusa bathroom mein
Aur ring se apne lund ko jagaya
Mera masum lund bechara
Tadap ke reh gaya tha
Main laga muth maarne
Phir main bathroom se bahar aaya
Aur pehna kapde
Pehle madarchod principal se mil leta hoon madarchod chillata hai mujhpe
Aur Phir main teleport ho gaya
Aur pahunch gaya
Principal ke ghar mein
Abhi main living room mein tha
Ab behenchod teen room mein se
Principal ka room kaunsa hai
Main ring ki taraf dekha
Abe bhosdike principal ke paas pahunchane ko bola tha
Saale tujhe bhi pata nahi kya ho gaya hai
Phir main ghus gaya ek room mein
Haash chalo principal madarchod apni biwi se lipatke soya hua tha
Main gaya principal ke paas
Aur maara madarchod ko ek thappad
Principal hadbada ke uth gaya
Aur mujhe Apne saamne dekhke uth gaya
Uski biwi ki bhi ankh khul gayi
Aur mujhe dekhke uski ankh khul gayi
Aur uski cheekh nikal gayi
Principal..bhadra tum
Main..haan madarchod main
Tujhe bola tha na
Ki agar mujhe college se nikaala hai
Toh tere ghar pe aaunga
Le aagaya
Principal..bhadra main tumhari police mein complaint kar dunga
Main maara saale ko do thappad aur
Pw..beta kyun mere pati ko maar rahe ho
Main..yeh aap Apne pati se puchho
Ranvijay partap ki Randi ban chuka hai
Yeh sunke uski biwi mujhe ghurne lagi
Principal...bhadra
Main..chup madarchod
CHATAAK
CHATAAK
Pw.. please meri pati ko mat maaro
Main..kyun na maaru
Madarchod mujhe college se nikaalega
Pw..beta hum shareef log hain
Kyun humein Pareshaan kar rahe ho
Main..toh main koi gunda hoon kya
Aur phir main uski biwi ko sab bata diya
Yeh sunke woh principal ko ghurne lagi
Principal ki gaand fat gayi
Principal..main kya karta woh alina ne mujhe ise nikaalne ko bola tha
Woh trustee ki beti hai
Agar main ise nahi nikaalta
Toh woh mujhe nikalwa deti
Pw..beta inki bhi majburi samjho
Do do jawan beti hain humari
Agar inki job chhut gayi
Toh is umar mein kahan job dhundne jaayenge
Inhein Pareshaan karne bajaye
Tum direct alina ya uske pita se kyun nahi baat karte
Bol toh sahi rahi hai bhosdi
Waise principal ki biwi thi bahut seedhi saadhi
Are yeh mujhe pata tha
Ki yeh ranvijay ki Randi hai
Bhosdika mujhpe chillaya tha
Iski maa ko chodu
Main..ab main usi bhosdi ke paas ja raha hoon
Dobara mujhpe chillaya hai
Toh yeh hath dekh raha hai
Chal jaldi se nanga ho
Principal..darte hue..kyun
Main..mujhe teri ek nude photo leni hai
Behenchod mere jaane ke baad police complaint kar di toh
Pw..beta main tumhein vachan deti hoon
Yeh complaint nahi karenge
Main..theek hai aap kehti ho toh maan leta hoon
Lekin agar aisa hua
Toh Yaad rakhna
Aapka bhosda faad dunga
Yeh sunke pw buri tarah jhenp gayi
Principal mujhe gusse se dekhne laga
CHATAAK
Main..ankhein dikahata hai madarchod
Yeh bolke main wahan se bahar aagaya
Principal...yeh ghar mein ghusa kaise
Pw..aap bhool kyun jaate hain
Ki aapki do jawan beti hain
Kyun bewajah ulajhte hain
Yeh maon sun liya tha
Bhosdi muth chaar baar jarur maarta hoon
Lekin hawsi nahi hoon
Jo teri betiyo ke peechhe pad jaaun
Waise dekhu toh iski dono beti kaisi hain
Hap bhosdike
Yeh bolke main teleport hoke pahunch gaya
Alina ke room mein
Bhosdi bina makeup ke bhi kitni sunder dikh rahi thi
Sote hue kitni.masum dikh rahi thi
Main uske paas gaya
Aur bola
Dhappa
Woh bhi jor se
Alina cheekhte hue uth gayi
Bhosdi dar gayi thi
Alina..tum
You bastard tum yahan kaise aaye
Main..bhool gayi kya
Bola tha na raat mein aaunga tere paas
Alina..tu aatoh gaya hai
Lekin yahan se zinda wapas nahi jaayega
Aur yeh bolke alina apna hath Apne pillow ke neeche daali
Uske pillow ke neeche ek remote tha
Jise dabate hi siren bajne lagta
Aur security waale yahan aajate
Main..ise dhund rahi hai kya bhosdi
Remote mere hath mein tha
Alina..koi baat nahi kutte
Tujhe maarne ke liye mujhe kisi security ki jarurat nahi hai
Main..ek bet lagate hain
5 minutes tak Agar tu mujhe ek punch bhi maar di
Toh main tere shoes pe apni naak ragdunga
Aur agar nahi maar paayi
Toh tu mujhe Apne doodh dabane degi
Alina..done kutte
Yeh bolke alina ek jhatke mein khadi ho gayi
Aur mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
Aur Phir karate style mein khadi ho gayi
Main..mahurat ka wait kar rahi hai kya
Yeh sunte hi Alina mujhe punch maarne ki koshish ki
Main bach gaya
Behenchod slow motion mein dikh raha tha uska punch mujhe
Alina koshish karti rahi main bachta raha
Tabhi alina ki najar wall clock pe padi
Ab sirf ek minute hi baaki tha
Alina khijla gayi
Aur apni poori speed mein mujhe punch maarne ki koshish Karne lagi
Main..ho gaye 5 minutes
Chal ab jadli apni t-shirts aur bra utaar
Dekhu toh tere doodh kitne tasty hain
Yeh sunke alina ke pairo tale zameen khisak gayi
Alina..man mein.. yeh kya kar diya maine
Isne un ladko ko itni asani se peet diya
Aur phir bhi main ghamand mein aake
Iska challenge accept kar li
Aur ab meri izzat daw pe lag chuki hai
Ek taraf meri respect hai
Aur ek taraf meri self respect
Main isse maafi maang leti hoon
Nahi agar yeh haar jaata
Toh main isse naak jarur ragadwati
Main ladki hoon toh kya hua
Main peeche nahi hat sakti
Main..kya soch rahi hai
Jaldi kar
Ya phir mujhse maafi maang le
Alina..never
Yeh bolke alina apni t-shirt utaar di
Uske chehra murjha chuka tha
Phir woh Apna hath peeche le jaake Apne bar ki hook khol di
Aur phir apni aankh band karke
Apni bra Apne doodh se hata di
Alina..kar lo jo bhi karna hai
Main aage badha
Tabhi mujhe uski ankho se ansu gidte dikhe
Bhosdi jisko dekho emotional kar deti hai
Main..rehne de
Main tere jaisa nahi hoon
Jo majburi ka fayda uthaye
Bhosdi baap ka college hai
Toh Apne aapko maalkin samajhti hai
Tujhe kya lagta hai main koi bhikhari hoon
Le lunga kisi aur college mein admission
Ja raha hoon ro mat
Mujhe pata hai tu kaisi bhi ho
hai toh ek ladki hi
Yeh bolke main uske room ki khidki ke pass gaya
Woh mujhe dekhti rahi
Aur phir main uski khidki se neeche kud gaya
Aur teleport hoke Apne room mein pahunch gaya
Alina daudte hue window ke pass aagayi
Alina..paagal kahin ka
Kahin mar na gaya ho
Yeh bolke alina hans di
Aur uske baad fut fut ke rone lagi....
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Mast update h bhaiUPDATE 11
Cm ne commissioner ko bol diya tha
Ki use daredevil zinda chahiye
Pata nahi kyun
Ab woh main yaani rahulwa bata sakta hoon
Lekin mera man nahi hai
Mp ke guards se jab puchhtach ki gayi
Toh unhone sab kuchh bata diya
Jiske baad un gurads ko suspend kar diya gaya
Phir aarohi rashmi ke ghar pahunchi Rashmi Ghar se nahi nikli thi
Jab se bhadra use ghar chhodke gaya tha
Rashmi ne aarohi se baat karne se inkaar kar diya
Aarohi bhi uspe jyada pressure nahi daal sakti thi
Mp aur mla dono cm ki party ke the
Agar media ko rashmi yeh bata deti
Toh cm ko resign karna padta
Behenchod bhosdi ne college se nikalwa diya
Iski maa ko chodu
Ab madarchod dusre college mein admission lena padega
Main nisha ko school chhoda
Aur uske baad sochne laga ki kahan jaau
Is bhosdi mom ka peechha karta hoon
Saali kahin aisa toh nahi hai
Ki yeh kisi se chudwa rahi hai
Aaj kal make up bhi karti hai
Pehle toh aisa nahi tha
Ab meri ring mujhe wohin pahunchati thi
Jahan koi na ho
Bas kisi ko bachane ke liye
Direct uske paas pahunch jaata tha
Ya jab kisi ko Thokna ho toh
Behenchod yeh toh washroom hai
Yeh behenchod aahein kiski hain
Main jaise hi washroom ka gate khola
Meri ankhein chaundhiya gayi
Mere sar ke pichhle hisse mein dard hone laga
Meri mom ek 30 saal ke aadmi ko kiss kar rahi thi
Meri ankho mein ansu aagaye
Khoon ka ek ek qatra ubalne laga
Mom mujhe wahan dekhke shocked reh gayi
Woh aadmi ko jaise hi main dekha
Madarchod yeh toh mere bade chacha cm ka saala hai
Use pata tha ki main ek number ka chodu hoon
Uska naam rajan tha
Rajan.. bhadra tum jo soch rahe ho
Waisa kuchh nahi hai
Main aur tumhari mom mature hain
Aur aaj ke time mein yeh sab normal hai
Tumhari mom meri gf hain
Main apni gardan ko jhatka diya
Main..zor se..bahar jaao mom
Tumse toh main baad mein baat karunga
Mom.. bhadra yeh kya tareeka hai
Baat karne ka
Tum jaao yahan se
Main ghar pe tumse baat karungi
Rajan..bhadra tumhari mom sahi keh rahi hain
Main.. madarchod behen ke laude
Tujhse kisi ne bola bolne ko
Aur maara main madarchod ke jabde pe ek punch uske daant toot gaye
Aur uske kaan mein seeti bajne lagi
Ab mere paas super strength nahi thi
Lekin phir bhi mera punch zordaar tha
Mom shocked reh gayi
Mom.. gusse mein..bhadra yeh kya badtamizi hai
Tum paagal ho gaye ho
Main..mom agar tumne mere baap se mujhe jana hai
Toh kasam khata hoon
Tumhare doodh ki
Tadpa tadpa ke maarunga
Is madarchod ko
Haram ka jana shaadi shuda hoke
Bolta hai ki tum iski gf ho
Itni hi tumahre boor mein khujli thi
Toh bata deti
Yeh sunke mom mujhe thappad maar di
Rajan ab sambhal chuka tha
Aur usne mera collar pakad liya
Mom.. please rajan forgive him please
For god sake
Yeh sunke mera dimaag fat pada
Main mom ka hath pakda
Aur wahan se teleport ho gaya
Ab hum Rajasthan ke registan mein tha
Jahan door door tak ko nahi tha
Rajan ki gaand fat gayi
Yeh hua kya
Mom bhi ghabra gayi
Main rajan ko ek thappad maara
Dusra maara
Rajan mujhe dhakka diya
Aur phir aayi kick ki baari
Maara main saale ke munh pe laat
Rajan behosh hoke gid pada
Main yahin nahi ruka
Uske seene pe baith gaya
Aur uske face pe Punch maarne laga
Mom ko toh kuchh samajh hi nahi aaraha tha
Ki woh kya kare
Main rajan ke face pe maare ja raha tha
Mere sar pe khoon sawar tha
Tabhi mom mujhe pakad li
Mom.. bhadra woh mar jaayega
Aisa mat karo please
Uski galti nahi thi
Maine hi use seduce kiya tha
Please bhadra stop it
Yeh bolke mom fut fut ke rone lagi
Yeh sunke main rajan ko maarna band kar diya
Aur mom ki taraf dekha
Main..bas ek sawal ka.jawab do
Kya tum isse chud chuki ho
Yeh sunke mom ne rona band kar diya
Aur mujhe thappad maar di
Main phirse rajan ko maarne laga
Mom yeh dekhke ghabra gayi
Rajan ka chehra buri tarah se pachak gaya tha
Khoon se bhar chuka tha
Uska chehra
Mom ne mera collar pakad liya
Mom... please bhadra tumhein meri kasam ruk jaao please
Main..kya tum isse chud chuki ho
Bas mujhe jawab chahiye
Mom..cheekhte hue..nahi nahi nahi
Yeh sunke main rajan ko maarna band kar diya
Aur mom ki taraf dekha
Woh abhi bhi ro rahi thi
Main unke gaalo ko zor se pakad liya
Aur unki aankho mein dekhne laga
Main..agar aapke andar itni hi aag hai
Toh use main thanda karunga
Aapko chudna hai
Toh main aapko chodunga
Jitni baar bologi
Utni baar chodunga
Lekin agar aap ko mere siwa kisi ne touch bhi kiya
Toh use aisi maut maarunga
Ki yamraaj bhi kaanp jaayega
Meri ankho mein dekhke mom dar se kaanpne lagi
Phir bhi woh mujhe thappad maar di
Mom.. main tumhari maa hoon maa
Yeh bolte hue tumhein sharam nahi aati
Main..jitna chahe maar lo
Jaan se bhi maar do
Main uff tak nahi karunga
Kyunki aapne mujhe janam diya hai
Lekin agar aapko merr siwa kisi ne hath lagaya
Toh aap delhiyega
Uske poore khandan ko mita dunga
Mom ghabra gayi
Mujhe yeh sab bolta dekh
Unhein samajh nahi aaraha tha
Ki ho kya raha hai
Main yahan kaise leke aagaya unhein
Mujhmeim itni power kahan se aagayi
Ki rajan jaise hatte katte aadmi ko pel diya
Mom..theek hai aaj se main kisi ko bhi apna sharir touch nahi karne dungi
Please use hospital leke chalo
Mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai
Kahin woh mar gaya toh
Aur yeh bolke mom behosh ho gayi
Main rajan ko pakda
Aur use leke hospital pahunch gaya
Aur Uske baadi uski wife smita ko phone karke bata diya
Ki uska husband hospital mein hai
Maine Apna face change kar liya tha
Taaki koi mujhe pehchaan na paaye
Main ek ward boy ko pakda
Aur use rajan ke paas leke aaya
Woh faaltu ka sawal puchhne laga
Main.. bhosdike chup karke ise doctor ke paas le jaa
Yeh chief minister ka saala hai
Yeh sunke uski gaand fat gayi
Aur woh doctor ke paas bhaaga
Agar madarchod ne meri mom ko chod diya hota
Toh sachmein main ise aur iski biwi dono ko maar deta
Uske baad main wapas mom ke paas aaya
Aur unhein apni god mein utha ke
Unke room mein pahunch gaya
Behenchod gussa abhi bhi aaraha tha
Mera maa kisi ne touch kaise kiya
Bhosdi aaj chud hi jaati
Phir main mom ki taraf dekha
Kitni pyari lag rahi thi
Mujhe badtamizi nahi karni Chahiye thi
Kuchh bhi ho
Mujhe janam diya tha
Meri maa thi
Main mom ke munh pe paani maara
Mom hosh mein aagayi
Aur idhar udhar dekhne lagi
Main..rajan ko hospital pahuncha diya hai
Mom.. ghabrate hue..tum mere bete nahi ho
Tum koi behrupiya ho
Mera beta kitna masum aur bhola tha
Batao kaun ho tum
Main.. pata hai aap shocked mein ho
Mom..door raho mujhse
Main mom munh pe ungli rakh diya
Man..jo bol raha hoon pehle suno
Main jab coma se jaaga toh mere paas yeh sab powers aachuki thi
Tabhi mom ko jhatka laga
Aur woh aur jyada dar gayi
Mom..tum hi daredevil ho
Main..haan
Mom..tum khooni ban gaye
Kya yahi parvarish di thi maine tumhein
Main..isse aapko koi matlab nahi hona Chahiye
Main Rapist ko maarta hoon
Bekasoor ko nahi
Aur rahi baat aapki
Toh agar aapne apna promise toda hai
Toh apne aapko khatam kar dunga
Yeh sunte hi mom ne mere munh pe hath rakh diya
Mom..aisa kyun bol rahe ho
Main nahi karungi ab woh sab kisi ke sath
Tumse badhke mere liye koi nahi hai
Main..sorry main aap pe chillaya
Mujhe aisa nahi karna Chahiye tha
Maaf kar dijiye
Yeh bolke main apne kaan pakad liya
Mom mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Main.. main aapko kisi sath dekhne ka soch bhi nahi sakta
Aap sirf meri ho
Yeh sunke mom jhenp gayi
Jo mujhe pata nahi tha
Mom..bhadra main tumhari mom hoon
Yeh sab mat bolo
Main..sach hi toh bol raha hoon
Aisa nahi hai
Ki mere andar hawas hai isi liye bol raha hoon
Main aapse bahut pyar karta hoon
Aap sirf meri ho
Yeh bolke maim mom se lipat gaya
Mom..man mein..yeh kya ho gaya hai bhadra ko
Woh aisi ajeeb ajeeb baatein kyun kar raha hai
Woh mera beta hai
Yeh paap hai
Main aisa nahi hone de sakti
Mom.. bhadra main tumhari mom hoon
Maine tumse promise karti hoon
Ki main kisi mard ke paas bhi nahi jaaungi
Lekin tumne agar dobara aisi baatein ki
Toh main apni jaan de dungi
Main..aap bas apna promise yaad rakhna
Mujhe aur kuchh nahi chahiye
Waah and Filmfare goes to
Hap bhosdike
Filmfare laude ka Filmfare
And oscer goes to the one only bhadra
Mom..ab mujhe chhodo
Mujhe change bhi karna hai
Kapde gande ho gaye hain
Main mom se alag ho gaya
Aur unhein dekhne laga
Don't worry mom
Tumhari boor tumhein khud mere paas leke aayegi
Mujhe bas ab tumhare sapno mein jaana hai baaki ka kaam Apne aap ho jaayega
Main.. love you mom
Yeh bolke main mom ke maathe ko chum liya
Aur phir room se bahar aagaya
Madarchod meri maa ko hath lagata hai
Ab tu dekh yeh bhadra teri biwi ki bhi boor faadega
Bhosdi mom bhi kya karti
Baap Madarchod hai nahi
Boor toh lund maangegi hi
Ab kya karu
Haan aarohi se mil leta hoon
Aur main pahunch gaya
Uske cabin mein
Aarohi dusri taraf Dekh rahi thi
Main bola dhappa
Aarohi dar gayi
Aarohi..tum
Aur yeh boke aarohi apni gun mujhpe taan di
Main uske saamne baith gaya
Aarohi..you bastard Apne hath upar karo
Warna shoot kar dungi
Main.. madam harami mat bolo
Warna usi gun ko tumhari boor mein Ghusa dunga
Yeh sunke aarohi ko itna gussa aaya
Ki usne mujhpe goli chala di
Goli mere maathe se takra ke neeche gid gayi
Aarohi shocked ho gayi
Ab laga use dar
Bhadra khush hua
Aur uska lund aur jayda Khush hua
Aarohi..darte hue..kaun ho tum
Main..aapka chahne waala
Aarohi..shut up
Main..dekho madam galti aapki hai
Mujhe bastard kyun bola aapne
Aarohi.. sorry
Lekin tum mujhe Pareshaan kyun kar rahe ho
Main..kahan kar raha hoon
Aap hi bematlab ka mujhe itna dhoyi ho
Ek thappad maara tha hawaldaar ko
Uske badle aapne mujhe itna dhoya
Koi normal aadmi hota toh dum tod deta
Aarohi..tumne mujhe uksaya tha
Mere sath gandi language use karke
Aur ek minute normal aadmi
Toh kya tum normal nahi ho
Main.. appan alien hai
Yeh sunke aarohi shock ho gayi
Aarohi..man mein..3rd degree torcher kiya
Kuch nahi hua
Balls ko itni zor se pakad dabayi
Kuchh nahi hua
Yahan tak ki mathe pe goli maari
Kuchh nahi hua
Ek minute daredevil bhi toh bullet proof hai
Kahin yahi toh daredevil nahi hai
Main..appan daredevil nahi hai
Appan uska bhai hai
Aarohi..kya
Main..yep
Aarohi.. tum apne bhai se keh do
Ki woh surrender kar de
Woh bach nahi sakta
Main..duniya ka koi bhi hathiyar uski body ko nahi bhed sakta
Aarohi..tum toh keh rahe the ki mujhse pyar karte hi
Tum mere liye itna nahi kar sakte
Main..madam main tumhein achcha insaan samajhta tha
Lekin tum toh bitch nikli
Aarohi.. apni had mein raho
Main..chillao mat
Jab koi cheekhta hai
Toh man karta hai
Uski aatma ko mita doon
Aur rahi baat tumhari
Toh ek baat sun lo
Jab koi tumhara balatkar karega
Tab tumhein ehsaas hoga
Ki kaisa mehsus hota hai
Aur rapist's ko kyun nahi maarna chahiye
Aarohi..cheekhte hue..get out
Main..ab agar tumhara balatkar hua
Toh na main tumhein bachane aaunga
Aur na mera bhai
Bloody bitch
Yeh bolke main teleport ho gaya
Aur pahuncha Apne senior ke paas
Tabhi uske sath jo ladki thi
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Main.. sorry
Rahul..kya hai be
Main..woh boss tumse ek help chahiye
Rahul..gaand nahi dunga
Main..are gaand nahi chahiye
Woh main yeh keh raha tha
Kya tu 10 gundi ladkiyo ka intezaam kar sakta hai
Rahul..tu toh mujhse bhi bada harami nikla
Main..woh toh main hoon
Ladki..yeh kaun hai honey
Rahul..yeh bhadra hai
Mera junior
Urmila tum thodi der ke liye room se bahar chali jaao
Urmila bahar chali gayi
Bhadra..yeh kaun thi
Main..meri bua ki ladki
Aur meri biwi
Bhadra.. phir toh tu jyada harami hua
Main..waise plan toh badhiya hai
Uske baad rahul ne kisi ko phone lagaya
Rahul..lisa 10 ladkiyo ko bol do
Ki acp aarohi ko utha le
Aur use nanga karke
Aisi acting kare ki uska rape hone waala hai
Lisa..ok dear
Rahul..done
Main..thank you
Gaand do na
Isse pehle ki senior kuchh bolta
main wahan se bhaag aaya
Ab wait tha ki kab aarohi kidnap hoti hai
Saali bhosdi
Kya karu
Behen ki laudi ko mujhse pyar hone waala nahi tha
Toh daredevil se hi karwa dete hain...
Maza aa gya
Killerpanditji(pandit)
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Dost jabardast updateUPDATE 11
Cm ne commissioner ko bol diya tha
Ki use daredevil zinda chahiye
Pata nahi kyun
Ab woh main yaani rahulwa bata sakta hoon
Lekin mera man nahi hai
Mp ke guards se jab puchhtach ki gayi
Toh unhone sab kuchh bata diya
Jiske baad un gurads ko suspend kar diya gaya
Phir aarohi rashmi ke ghar pahunchi Rashmi Ghar se nahi nikli thi
Jab se bhadra use ghar chhodke gaya tha
Rashmi ne aarohi se baat karne se inkaar kar diya
Aarohi bhi uspe jyada pressure nahi daal sakti thi
Mp aur mla dono cm ki party ke the
Agar media ko rashmi yeh bata deti
Toh cm ko resign karna padta
Behenchod bhosdi ne college se nikalwa diya
Iski maa ko chodu
Ab madarchod dusre college mein admission lena padega
Main nisha ko school chhoda
Aur uske baad sochne laga ki kahan jaau
Is bhosdi mom ka peechha karta hoon
Saali kahin aisa toh nahi hai
Ki yeh kisi se chudwa rahi hai
Aaj kal make up bhi karti hai
Pehle toh aisa nahi tha
Ab meri ring mujhe wohin pahunchati thi
Jahan koi na ho
Bas kisi ko bachane ke liye
Direct uske paas pahunch jaata tha
Ya jab kisi ko Thokna ho toh
Behenchod yeh toh washroom hai
Yeh behenchod aahein kiski hain
Main jaise hi washroom ka gate khola
Meri ankhein chaundhiya gayi
Mere sar ke pichhle hisse mein dard hone laga
Meri mom ek 30 saal ke aadmi ko kiss kar rahi thi
Meri ankho mein ansu aagaye
Khoon ka ek ek qatra ubalne laga
Mom mujhe wahan dekhke shocked reh gayi
Woh aadmi ko jaise hi main dekha
Madarchod yeh toh mere bade chacha cm ka saala hai
Use pata tha ki main ek number ka chodu hoon
Uska naam rajan tha
Rajan.. bhadra tum jo soch rahe ho
Waisa kuchh nahi hai
Main aur tumhari mom mature hain
Aur aaj ke time mein yeh sab normal hai
Tumhari mom meri gf hain
Main apni gardan ko jhatka diya
Main..zor se..bahar jaao mom
Tumse toh main baad mein baat karunga
Mom.. bhadra yeh kya tareeka hai
Baat karne ka
Tum jaao yahan se
Main ghar pe tumse baat karungi
Rajan..bhadra tumhari mom sahi keh rahi hain
Main.. madarchod behen ke laude
Tujhse kisi ne bola bolne ko
Aur maara main madarchod ke jabde pe ek punch uske daant toot gaye
Aur uske kaan mein seeti bajne lagi
Ab mere paas super strength nahi thi
Lekin phir bhi mera punch zordaar tha
Mom shocked reh gayi
Mom.. gusse mein..bhadra yeh kya badtamizi hai
Tum paagal ho gaye ho
Main..mom agar tumne mere baap se mujhe jana hai
Toh kasam khata hoon
Tumhare doodh ki
Tadpa tadpa ke maarunga
Is madarchod ko
Haram ka jana shaadi shuda hoke
Bolta hai ki tum iski gf ho
Itni hi tumahre boor mein khujli thi
Toh bata deti
Yeh sunke mom mujhe thappad maar di
Rajan ab sambhal chuka tha
Aur usne mera collar pakad liya
Mom.. please rajan forgive him please
For god sake
Yeh sunke mera dimaag fat pada
Main mom ka hath pakda
Aur wahan se teleport ho gaya
Ab hum Rajasthan ke registan mein tha
Jahan door door tak ko nahi tha
Rajan ki gaand fat gayi
Yeh hua kya
Mom bhi ghabra gayi
Main rajan ko ek thappad maara
Dusra maara
Rajan mujhe dhakka diya
Aur phir aayi kick ki baari
Maara main saale ke munh pe laat
Rajan behosh hoke gid pada
Main yahin nahi ruka
Uske seene pe baith gaya
Aur uske face pe Punch maarne laga
Mom ko toh kuchh samajh hi nahi aaraha tha
Ki woh kya kare
Main rajan ke face pe maare ja raha tha
Mere sar pe khoon sawar tha
Tabhi mom mujhe pakad li
Mom.. bhadra woh mar jaayega
Aisa mat karo please
Uski galti nahi thi
Maine hi use seduce kiya tha
Please bhadra stop it
Yeh bolke mom fut fut ke rone lagi
Yeh sunke main rajan ko maarna band kar diya
Aur mom ki taraf dekha
Main..bas ek sawal ka.jawab do
Kya tum isse chud chuki ho
Yeh sunke mom ne rona band kar diya
Aur mujhe thappad maar di
Main phirse rajan ko maarne laga
Mom yeh dekhke ghabra gayi
Rajan ka chehra buri tarah se pachak gaya tha
Khoon se bhar chuka tha
Uska chehra
Mom ne mera collar pakad liya
Mom... please bhadra tumhein meri kasam ruk jaao please
Main..kya tum isse chud chuki ho
Bas mujhe jawab chahiye
Mom..cheekhte hue..nahi nahi nahi
Yeh sunke main rajan ko maarna band kar diya
Aur mom ki taraf dekha
Woh abhi bhi ro rahi thi
Main unke gaalo ko zor se pakad liya
Aur unki aankho mein dekhne laga
Main..agar aapke andar itni hi aag hai
Toh use main thanda karunga
Aapko chudna hai
Toh main aapko chodunga
Jitni baar bologi
Utni baar chodunga
Lekin agar aap ko mere siwa kisi ne touch bhi kiya
Toh use aisi maut maarunga
Ki yamraaj bhi kaanp jaayega
Meri ankho mein dekhke mom dar se kaanpne lagi
Phir bhi woh mujhe thappad maar di
Mom.. main tumhari maa hoon maa
Yeh bolte hue tumhein sharam nahi aati
Main..jitna chahe maar lo
Jaan se bhi maar do
Main uff tak nahi karunga
Kyunki aapne mujhe janam diya hai
Lekin agar aapko merr siwa kisi ne hath lagaya
Toh aap delhiyega
Uske poore khandan ko mita dunga
Mom ghabra gayi
Mujhe yeh sab bolta dekh
Unhein samajh nahi aaraha tha
Ki ho kya raha hai
Main yahan kaise leke aagaya unhein
Mujhmeim itni power kahan se aagayi
Ki rajan jaise hatte katte aadmi ko pel diya
Mom..theek hai aaj se main kisi ko bhi apna sharir touch nahi karne dungi
Please use hospital leke chalo
Mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai
Kahin woh mar gaya toh
Aur yeh bolke mom behosh ho gayi
Main rajan ko pakda
Aur use leke hospital pahunch gaya
Aur Uske baadi uski wife smita ko phone karke bata diya
Ki uska husband hospital mein hai
Maine Apna face change kar liya tha
Taaki koi mujhe pehchaan na paaye
Main ek ward boy ko pakda
Aur use rajan ke paas leke aaya
Woh faaltu ka sawal puchhne laga
Main.. bhosdike chup karke ise doctor ke paas le jaa
Yeh chief minister ka saala hai
Yeh sunke uski gaand fat gayi
Aur woh doctor ke paas bhaaga
Agar madarchod ne meri mom ko chod diya hota
Toh sachmein main ise aur iski biwi dono ko maar deta
Uske baad main wapas mom ke paas aaya
Aur unhein apni god mein utha ke
Unke room mein pahunch gaya
Behenchod gussa abhi bhi aaraha tha
Mera maa kisi ne touch kaise kiya
Bhosdi aaj chud hi jaati
Phir main mom ki taraf dekha
Kitni pyari lag rahi thi
Mujhe badtamizi nahi karni Chahiye thi
Kuchh bhi ho
Mujhe janam diya tha
Meri maa thi
Main mom ke munh pe paani maara
Mom hosh mein aagayi
Aur idhar udhar dekhne lagi
Main..rajan ko hospital pahuncha diya hai
Mom.. ghabrate hue..tum mere bete nahi ho
Tum koi behrupiya ho
Mera beta kitna masum aur bhola tha
Batao kaun ho tum
Main.. pata hai aap shocked mein ho
Mom..door raho mujhse
Main mom munh pe ungli rakh diya
Man..jo bol raha hoon pehle suno
Main jab coma se jaaga toh mere paas yeh sab powers aachuki thi
Tabhi mom ko jhatka laga
Aur woh aur jyada dar gayi
Mom..tum hi daredevil ho
Main..haan
Mom..tum khooni ban gaye
Kya yahi parvarish di thi maine tumhein
Main..isse aapko koi matlab nahi hona Chahiye
Main Rapist ko maarta hoon
Bekasoor ko nahi
Aur rahi baat aapki
Toh agar aapne apna promise toda hai
Toh apne aapko khatam kar dunga
Yeh sunte hi mom ne mere munh pe hath rakh diya
Mom..aisa kyun bol rahe ho
Main nahi karungi ab woh sab kisi ke sath
Tumse badhke mere liye koi nahi hai
Main..sorry main aap pe chillaya
Mujhe aisa nahi karna Chahiye tha
Maaf kar dijiye
Yeh bolke main apne kaan pakad liya
Mom mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Main.. main aapko kisi sath dekhne ka soch bhi nahi sakta
Aap sirf meri ho
Yeh sunke mom jhenp gayi
Jo mujhe pata nahi tha
Mom..bhadra main tumhari mom hoon
Yeh sab mat bolo
Main..sach hi toh bol raha hoon
Aisa nahi hai
Ki mere andar hawas hai isi liye bol raha hoon
Main aapse bahut pyar karta hoon
Aap sirf meri ho
Yeh bolke maim mom se lipat gaya
Mom..man mein..yeh kya ho gaya hai bhadra ko
Woh aisi ajeeb ajeeb baatein kyun kar raha hai
Woh mera beta hai
Yeh paap hai
Main aisa nahi hone de sakti
Mom.. bhadra main tumhari mom hoon
Maine tumse promise karti hoon
Ki main kisi mard ke paas bhi nahi jaaungi
Lekin tumne agar dobara aisi baatein ki
Toh main apni jaan de dungi
Main..aap bas apna promise yaad rakhna
Mujhe aur kuchh nahi chahiye
Waah and Filmfare goes to
Hap bhosdike
Filmfare laude ka Filmfare
And oscer goes to the one only bhadra
Mom..ab mujhe chhodo
Mujhe change bhi karna hai
Kapde gande ho gaye hain
Main mom se alag ho gaya
Aur unhein dekhne laga
Don't worry mom
Tumhari boor tumhein khud mere paas leke aayegi
Mujhe bas ab tumhare sapno mein jaana hai baaki ka kaam Apne aap ho jaayega
Main.. love you mom
Yeh bolke main mom ke maathe ko chum liya
Aur phir room se bahar aagaya
Madarchod meri maa ko hath lagata hai
Ab tu dekh yeh bhadra teri biwi ki bhi boor faadega
Bhosdi mom bhi kya karti
Baap Madarchod hai nahi
Boor toh lund maangegi hi
Ab kya karu
Haan aarohi se mil leta hoon
Aur main pahunch gaya
Uske cabin mein
Aarohi dusri taraf Dekh rahi thi
Main bola dhappa
Aarohi dar gayi
Aarohi..tum
Aur yeh boke aarohi apni gun mujhpe taan di
Main uske saamne baith gaya
Aarohi..you bastard Apne hath upar karo
Warna shoot kar dungi
Main.. madam harami mat bolo
Warna usi gun ko tumhari boor mein Ghusa dunga
Yeh sunke aarohi ko itna gussa aaya
Ki usne mujhpe goli chala di
Goli mere maathe se takra ke neeche gid gayi
Aarohi shocked ho gayi
Ab laga use dar
Bhadra khush hua
Aur uska lund aur jayda Khush hua
Aarohi..darte hue..kaun ho tum
Main..aapka chahne waala
Aarohi..shut up
Main..dekho madam galti aapki hai
Mujhe bastard kyun bola aapne
Aarohi.. sorry
Lekin tum mujhe Pareshaan kyun kar rahe ho
Main..kahan kar raha hoon
Aap hi bematlab ka mujhe itna dhoyi ho
Ek thappad maara tha hawaldaar ko
Uske badle aapne mujhe itna dhoya
Koi normal aadmi hota toh dum tod deta
Aarohi..tumne mujhe uksaya tha
Mere sath gandi language use karke
Aur ek minute normal aadmi
Toh kya tum normal nahi ho
Main.. appan alien hai
Yeh sunke aarohi shock ho gayi
Aarohi..man mein..3rd degree torcher kiya
Kuch nahi hua
Balls ko itni zor se pakad dabayi
Kuchh nahi hua
Yahan tak ki mathe pe goli maari
Kuchh nahi hua
Ek minute daredevil bhi toh bullet proof hai
Kahin yahi toh daredevil nahi hai
Main..appan daredevil nahi hai
Appan uska bhai hai
Aarohi..kya
Main..yep
Aarohi.. tum apne bhai se keh do
Ki woh surrender kar de
Woh bach nahi sakta
Main..duniya ka koi bhi hathiyar uski body ko nahi bhed sakta
Aarohi..tum toh keh rahe the ki mujhse pyar karte hi
Tum mere liye itna nahi kar sakte
Main..madam main tumhein achcha insaan samajhta tha
Lekin tum toh bitch nikli
Aarohi.. apni had mein raho
Main..chillao mat
Jab koi cheekhta hai
Toh man karta hai
Uski aatma ko mita doon
Aur rahi baat tumhari
Toh ek baat sun lo
Jab koi tumhara balatkar karega
Tab tumhein ehsaas hoga
Ki kaisa mehsus hota hai
Aur rapist's ko kyun nahi maarna chahiye
Aarohi..cheekhte hue..get out
Main..ab agar tumhara balatkar hua
Toh na main tumhein bachane aaunga
Aur na mera bhai
Bloody bitch
Yeh bolke main teleport ho gaya
Aur pahuncha Apne senior ke paas
Tabhi uske sath jo ladki thi
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Main.. sorry
Rahul..kya hai be
Main..woh boss tumse ek help chahiye
Rahul..gaand nahi dunga
Main..are gaand nahi chahiye
Woh main yeh keh raha tha
Kya tu 10 gundi ladkiyo ka intezaam kar sakta hai
Rahul..tu toh mujhse bhi bada harami nikla
Main..woh toh main hoon
Ladki..yeh kaun hai honey
Rahul..yeh bhadra hai
Mera junior
Urmila tum thodi der ke liye room se bahar chali jaao
Urmila bahar chali gayi
Bhadra..yeh kaun thi
Main..meri bua ki ladki
Aur meri biwi
Bhadra.. phir toh tu jyada harami hua
Main..waise plan toh badhiya hai
Uske baad rahul ne kisi ko phone lagaya
Rahul..lisa 10 ladkiyo ko bol do
Ki acp aarohi ko utha le
Aur use nanga karke
Aisi acting kare ki uska rape hone waala hai
Lisa..ok dear
Rahul..done
Main..thank you
Gaand do na
Isse pehle ki senior kuchh bolta
main wahan se bhaag aaya
Ab wait tha ki kab aarohi kidnap hoti hai
Saali bhosdi
Kya karu
Behen ki laudi ko mujhse pyar hone waala nahi tha
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Cm ne commissioner ko bol diya tha
Ki use daredevil zinda chahiye
Pata nahi kyun
Ab woh main yaani rahulwa bata sakta hoon
Lekin mera man nahi hai
Mp ke guards se jab puchhtach ki gayi
Toh unhone sab kuchh bata diya
Jiske baad un gurads ko suspend kar diya gaya
Phir aarohi rashmi ke ghar pahunchi Rashmi Ghar se nahi nikli thi
Jab se bhadra use ghar chhodke gaya tha
Rashmi ne aarohi se baat karne se inkaar kar diya
Aarohi bhi uspe jyada pressure nahi daal sakti thi
Mp aur mla dono cm ki party ke the
Agar media ko rashmi yeh bata deti
Toh cm ko resign karna padta
Behenchod bhosdi ne college se nikalwa diya
Iski maa ko chodu
Ab madarchod dusre college mein admission lena padega
Main nisha ko school chhoda
Aur uske baad sochne laga ki kahan jaau
Is bhosdi mom ka peechha karta hoon
Saali kahin aisa toh nahi hai
Ki yeh kisi se chudwa rahi hai
Aaj kal make up bhi karti hai
Pehle toh aisa nahi tha
Ab meri ring mujhe wohin pahunchati thi
Jahan koi na ho
Bas kisi ko bachane ke liye
Direct uske paas pahunch jaata tha
Ya jab kisi ko Thokna ho toh
Behenchod yeh toh washroom hai
Yeh behenchod aahein kiski hain
Main jaise hi washroom ka gate khola
Meri ankhein chaundhiya gayi
Mere sar ke pichhle hisse mein dard hone laga
Meri mom ek 30 saal ke aadmi ko kiss kar rahi thi
Meri ankho mein ansu aagaye
Khoon ka ek ek qatra ubalne laga
Mom mujhe wahan dekhke shocked reh gayi
Woh aadmi ko jaise hi main dekha
Madarchod yeh toh mere bade chacha cm ka saala hai
Use pata tha ki main ek number ka chodu hoon
Uska naam rajan tha
Rajan.. bhadra tum jo soch rahe ho
Waisa kuchh nahi hai
Main aur tumhari mom mature hain
Aur aaj ke time mein yeh sab normal hai
Tumhari mom meri gf hain
Main apni gardan ko jhatka diya
Main..zor se..bahar jaao mom
Tumse toh main baad mein baat karunga
Mom.. bhadra yeh kya tareeka hai
Baat karne ka
Tum jaao yahan se
Main ghar pe tumse baat karungi
Rajan..bhadra tumhari mom sahi keh rahi hain
Main.. madarchod behen ke laude
Tujhse kisi ne bola bolne ko
Aur maara main madarchod ke jabde pe ek punch uske daant toot gaye
Aur uske kaan mein seeti bajne lagi
Ab mere paas super strength nahi thi
Lekin phir bhi mera punch zordaar tha
Mom shocked reh gayi
Mom.. gusse mein..bhadra yeh kya badtamizi hai
Tum paagal ho gaye ho
Main..mom agar tumne mere baap se mujhe jana hai
Toh kasam khata hoon
Tumhare doodh ki
Tadpa tadpa ke maarunga
Is madarchod ko
Haram ka jana shaadi shuda hoke
Bolta hai ki tum iski gf ho
Itni hi tumahre boor mein khujli thi
Toh bata deti
Yeh sunke mom mujhe thappad maar di
Rajan ab sambhal chuka tha
Aur usne mera collar pakad liya
Mom.. please rajan forgive him please
For god sake
Yeh sunke mera dimaag fat pada
Main mom ka hath pakda
Aur wahan se teleport ho gaya
Ab hum Rajasthan ke registan mein tha
Jahan door door tak ko nahi tha
Rajan ki gaand fat gayi
Yeh hua kya
Mom bhi ghabra gayi
Main rajan ko ek thappad maara
Dusra maara
Rajan mujhe dhakka diya
Aur phir aayi kick ki baari
Maara main saale ke munh pe laat
Rajan behosh hoke gid pada
Main yahin nahi ruka
Uske seene pe baith gaya
Aur uske face pe Punch maarne laga
Mom ko toh kuchh samajh hi nahi aaraha tha
Ki woh kya kare
Main rajan ke face pe maare ja raha tha
Mere sar pe khoon sawar tha
Tabhi mom mujhe pakad li
Mom.. bhadra woh mar jaayega
Aisa mat karo please
Uski galti nahi thi
Maine hi use seduce kiya tha
Please bhadra stop it
Yeh bolke mom fut fut ke rone lagi
Yeh sunke main rajan ko maarna band kar diya
Aur mom ki taraf dekha
Main..bas ek sawal ka.jawab do
Kya tum isse chud chuki ho
Yeh sunke mom ne rona band kar diya
Aur mujhe thappad maar di
Main phirse rajan ko maarne laga
Mom yeh dekhke ghabra gayi
Rajan ka chehra buri tarah se pachak gaya tha
Khoon se bhar chuka tha
Uska chehra
Mom ne mera collar pakad liya
Mom... please bhadra tumhein meri kasam ruk jaao please
Main..kya tum isse chud chuki ho
Bas mujhe jawab chahiye
Mom..cheekhte hue..nahi nahi nahi
Yeh sunke main rajan ko maarna band kar diya
Aur mom ki taraf dekha
Woh abhi bhi ro rahi thi
Main unke gaalo ko zor se pakad liya
Aur unki aankho mein dekhne laga
Main..agar aapke andar itni hi aag hai
Toh use main thanda karunga
Aapko chudna hai
Toh main aapko chodunga
Jitni baar bologi
Utni baar chodunga
Lekin agar aap ko mere siwa kisi ne touch bhi kiya
Toh use aisi maut maarunga
Ki yamraaj bhi kaanp jaayega
Meri ankho mein dekhke mom dar se kaanpne lagi
Phir bhi woh mujhe thappad maar di
Mom.. main tumhari maa hoon maa
Yeh bolte hue tumhein sharam nahi aati
Main..jitna chahe maar lo
Jaan se bhi maar do
Main uff tak nahi karunga
Kyunki aapne mujhe janam diya hai
Lekin agar aapko merr siwa kisi ne hath lagaya
Toh aap delhiyega
Uske poore khandan ko mita dunga
Mom ghabra gayi
Mujhe yeh sab bolta dekh
Unhein samajh nahi aaraha tha
Ki ho kya raha hai
Main yahan kaise leke aagaya unhein
Mujhmeim itni power kahan se aagayi
Ki rajan jaise hatte katte aadmi ko pel diya
Mom..theek hai aaj se main kisi ko bhi apna sharir touch nahi karne dungi
Please use hospital leke chalo
Mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai
Kahin woh mar gaya toh
Aur yeh bolke mom behosh ho gayi
Main rajan ko pakda
Aur use leke hospital pahunch gaya
Aur Uske baadi uski wife smita ko phone karke bata diya
Ki uska husband hospital mein hai
Maine Apna face change kar liya tha
Taaki koi mujhe pehchaan na paaye
Main ek ward boy ko pakda
Aur use rajan ke paas leke aaya
Woh faaltu ka sawal puchhne laga
Main.. bhosdike chup karke ise doctor ke paas le jaa
Yeh chief minister ka saala hai
Yeh sunke uski gaand fat gayi
Aur woh doctor ke paas bhaaga
Agar madarchod ne meri mom ko chod diya hota
Toh sachmein main ise aur iski biwi dono ko maar deta
Uske baad main wapas mom ke paas aaya
Aur unhein apni god mein utha ke
Unke room mein pahunch gaya
Behenchod gussa abhi bhi aaraha tha
Mera maa kisi ne touch kaise kiya
Bhosdi aaj chud hi jaati
Phir main mom ki taraf dekha
Kitni pyari lag rahi thi
Mujhe badtamizi nahi karni Chahiye thi
Kuchh bhi ho
Mujhe janam diya tha
Meri maa thi
Main mom ke munh pe paani maara
Mom hosh mein aagayi
Aur idhar udhar dekhne lagi
Main..rajan ko hospital pahuncha diya hai
Mom.. ghabrate hue..tum mere bete nahi ho
Tum koi behrupiya ho
Mera beta kitna masum aur bhola tha
Batao kaun ho tum
Main.. pata hai aap shocked mein ho
Mom..door raho mujhse
Main mom munh pe ungli rakh diya
Man..jo bol raha hoon pehle suno
Main jab coma se jaaga toh mere paas yeh sab powers aachuki thi
Tabhi mom ko jhatka laga
Aur woh aur jyada dar gayi
Mom..tum hi daredevil ho
Main..haan
Mom..tum khooni ban gaye
Kya yahi parvarish di thi maine tumhein
Main..isse aapko koi matlab nahi hona Chahiye
Main Rapist ko maarta hoon
Bekasoor ko nahi
Aur rahi baat aapki
Toh agar aapne apna promise toda hai
Toh apne aapko khatam kar dunga
Yeh sunte hi mom ne mere munh pe hath rakh diya
Mom..aisa kyun bol rahe ho
Main nahi karungi ab woh sab kisi ke sath
Tumse badhke mere liye koi nahi hai
Main..sorry main aap pe chillaya
Mujhe aisa nahi karna Chahiye tha
Maaf kar dijiye
Yeh bolke main apne kaan pakad liya
Mom mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Main.. main aapko kisi sath dekhne ka soch bhi nahi sakta
Aap sirf meri ho
Yeh sunke mom jhenp gayi
Jo mujhe pata nahi tha
Mom..bhadra main tumhari mom hoon
Yeh sab mat bolo
Main..sach hi toh bol raha hoon
Aisa nahi hai
Ki mere andar hawas hai isi liye bol raha hoon
Main aapse bahut pyar karta hoon
Aap sirf meri ho
Yeh bolke maim mom se lipat gaya
Mom..man mein..yeh kya ho gaya hai bhadra ko
Woh aisi ajeeb ajeeb baatein kyun kar raha hai
Woh mera beta hai
Yeh paap hai
Main aisa nahi hone de sakti
Mom.. bhadra main tumhari mom hoon
Maine tumse promise karti hoon
Ki main kisi mard ke paas bhi nahi jaaungi
Lekin tumne agar dobara aisi baatein ki
Toh main apni jaan de dungi
Main..aap bas apna promise yaad rakhna
Mujhe aur kuchh nahi chahiye
Waah and Filmfare goes to
Hap bhosdike
Filmfare laude ka Filmfare
And oscer goes to the one only bhadra
Mom..ab mujhe chhodo
Mujhe change bhi karna hai
Kapde gande ho gaye hain
Main mom se alag ho gaya
Aur unhein dekhne laga
Don't worry mom
Tumhari boor tumhein khud mere paas leke aayegi
Mujhe bas ab tumhare sapno mein jaana hai baaki ka kaam Apne aap ho jaayega
Main.. love you mom
Yeh bolke main mom ke maathe ko chum liya
Aur phir room se bahar aagaya
Madarchod meri maa ko hath lagata hai
Ab tu dekh yeh bhadra teri biwi ki bhi boor faadega
Bhosdi mom bhi kya karti
Baap Madarchod hai nahi
Boor toh lund maangegi hi
Ab kya karu
Haan aarohi se mil leta hoon
Aur main pahunch gaya
Uske cabin mein
Aarohi dusri taraf Dekh rahi thi
Main bola dhappa
Aarohi dar gayi
Aarohi..tum
Aur yeh boke aarohi apni gun mujhpe taan di
Main uske saamne baith gaya
Aarohi..you bastard Apne hath upar karo
Warna shoot kar dungi
Main.. madam harami mat bolo
Warna usi gun ko tumhari boor mein Ghusa dunga
Yeh sunke aarohi ko itna gussa aaya
Ki usne mujhpe goli chala di
Goli mere maathe se takra ke neeche gid gayi
Aarohi shocked ho gayi
Ab laga use dar
Bhadra khush hua
Aur uska lund aur jayda Khush hua
Aarohi..darte hue..kaun ho tum
Main..aapka chahne waala
Aarohi..shut up
Main..dekho madam galti aapki hai
Mujhe bastard kyun bola aapne
Aarohi.. sorry
Lekin tum mujhe Pareshaan kyun kar rahe ho
Main..kahan kar raha hoon
Aap hi bematlab ka mujhe itna dhoyi ho
Ek thappad maara tha hawaldaar ko
Uske badle aapne mujhe itna dhoya
Koi normal aadmi hota toh dum tod deta
Aarohi..tumne mujhe uksaya tha
Mere sath gandi language use karke
Aur ek minute normal aadmi
Toh kya tum normal nahi ho
Main.. appan alien hai
Yeh sunke aarohi shock ho gayi
Aarohi..man mein..3rd degree torcher kiya
Kuch nahi hua
Balls ko itni zor se pakad dabayi
Kuchh nahi hua
Yahan tak ki mathe pe goli maari
Kuchh nahi hua
Ek minute daredevil bhi toh bullet proof hai
Kahin yahi toh daredevil nahi hai
Main..appan daredevil nahi hai
Appan uska bhai hai
Aarohi..kya
Main..yep
Aarohi.. tum apne bhai se keh do
Ki woh surrender kar de
Woh bach nahi sakta
Main..duniya ka koi bhi hathiyar uski body ko nahi bhed sakta
Aarohi..tum toh keh rahe the ki mujhse pyar karte hi
Tum mere liye itna nahi kar sakte
Main..madam main tumhein achcha insaan samajhta tha
Lekin tum toh bitch nikli
Aarohi.. apni had mein raho
Main..chillao mat
Jab koi cheekhta hai
Toh man karta hai
Uski aatma ko mita doon
Aur rahi baat tumhari
Toh ek baat sun lo
Jab koi tumhara balatkar karega
Tab tumhein ehsaas hoga
Ki kaisa mehsus hota hai
Aur rapist's ko kyun nahi maarna chahiye
Aarohi..cheekhte hue..get out
Main..ab agar tumhara balatkar hua
Toh na main tumhein bachane aaunga
Aur na mera bhai
Bloody bitch
Yeh bolke main teleport ho gaya
Aur pahuncha Apne senior ke paas
Tabhi uske sath jo ladki thi
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Main.. sorry
Rahul..kya hai be
Main..woh boss tumse ek help chahiye
Rahul..gaand nahi dunga
Main..are gaand nahi chahiye
Woh main yeh keh raha tha
Kya tu 10 gundi ladkiyo ka intezaam kar sakta hai
Rahul..tu toh mujhse bhi bada harami nikla
Main..woh toh main hoon
Ladki..yeh kaun hai honey
Rahul..yeh bhadra hai
Mera junior
Urmila tum thodi der ke liye room se bahar chali jaao
Urmila bahar chali gayi
Bhadra..yeh kaun thi
Main..meri bua ki ladki
Aur meri biwi
Bhadra.. phir toh tu jyada harami hua
Main..waise plan toh badhiya hai
Uske baad rahul ne kisi ko phone lagaya
Rahul..lisa 10 ladkiyo ko bol do
Ki acp aarohi ko utha le
Aur use nanga karke
Aisi acting kare ki uska rape hone waala hai
Lisa..ok dear
Rahul..done
Main..thank you
Gaand do na
Isse pehle ki senior kuchh bolta
main wahan se bhaag aaya
Ab wait tha ki kab aarohi kidnap hoti hai
Saali bhosdi
Kya karu
Behen ki laudi ko mujhse pyar hone waala nahi tha
Toh daredevil se hi karwa dete hain...
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Jabrdst update bhaiUPDATE 11
Cm ne commissioner ko bol diya tha
Ki use daredevil zinda chahiye
Pata nahi kyun
Ab woh main yaani rahulwa bata sakta hoon
Lekin mera man nahi hai
Mp ke guards se jab puchhtach ki gayi
Toh unhone sab kuchh bata diya
Jiske baad un gurads ko suspend kar diya gaya
Phir aarohi rashmi ke ghar pahunchi Rashmi Ghar se nahi nikli thi
Jab se bhadra use ghar chhodke gaya tha
Rashmi ne aarohi se baat karne se inkaar kar diya
Aarohi bhi uspe jyada pressure nahi daal sakti thi
Mp aur mla dono cm ki party ke the
Agar media ko rashmi yeh bata deti
Toh cm ko resign karna padta
Behenchod bhosdi ne college se nikalwa diya
Iski maa ko chodu
Ab madarchod dusre college mein admission lena padega
Main nisha ko school chhoda
Aur uske baad sochne laga ki kahan jaau
Is bhosdi mom ka peechha karta hoon
Saali kahin aisa toh nahi hai
Ki yeh kisi se chudwa rahi hai
Aaj kal make up bhi karti hai
Pehle toh aisa nahi tha
Ab meri ring mujhe wohin pahunchati thi
Jahan koi na ho
Bas kisi ko bachane ke liye
Direct uske paas pahunch jaata tha
Ya jab kisi ko Thokna ho toh
Behenchod yeh toh washroom hai
Yeh behenchod aahein kiski hain
Main jaise hi washroom ka gate khola
Meri ankhein chaundhiya gayi
Mere sar ke pichhle hisse mein dard hone laga
Meri mom ek 30 saal ke aadmi ko kiss kar rahi thi
Meri ankho mein ansu aagaye
Khoon ka ek ek qatra ubalne laga
Mom mujhe wahan dekhke shocked reh gayi
Woh aadmi ko jaise hi main dekha
Madarchod yeh toh mere bade chacha cm ka saala hai
Use pata tha ki main ek number ka chodu hoon
Uska naam rajan tha
Rajan.. bhadra tum jo soch rahe ho
Waisa kuchh nahi hai
Main aur tumhari mom mature hain
Aur aaj ke time mein yeh sab normal hai
Tumhari mom meri gf hain
Main apni gardan ko jhatka diya
Main..zor se..bahar jaao mom
Tumse toh main baad mein baat karunga
Mom.. bhadra yeh kya tareeka hai
Baat karne ka
Tum jaao yahan se
Main ghar pe tumse baat karungi
Rajan..bhadra tumhari mom sahi keh rahi hain
Main.. madarchod behen ke laude
Tujhse kisi ne bola bolne ko
Aur maara main madarchod ke jabde pe ek punch uske daant toot gaye
Aur uske kaan mein seeti bajne lagi
Ab mere paas super strength nahi thi
Lekin phir bhi mera punch zordaar tha
Mom shocked reh gayi
Mom.. gusse mein..bhadra yeh kya badtamizi hai
Tum paagal ho gaye ho
Main..mom agar tumne mere baap se mujhe jana hai
Toh kasam khata hoon
Tumhare doodh ki
Tadpa tadpa ke maarunga
Is madarchod ko
Haram ka jana shaadi shuda hoke
Bolta hai ki tum iski gf ho
Itni hi tumahre boor mein khujli thi
Toh bata deti
Yeh sunke mom mujhe thappad maar di
Rajan ab sambhal chuka tha
Aur usne mera collar pakad liya
Mom.. please rajan forgive him please
For god sake
Yeh sunke mera dimaag fat pada
Main mom ka hath pakda
Aur wahan se teleport ho gaya
Ab hum Rajasthan ke registan mein tha
Jahan door door tak ko nahi tha
Rajan ki gaand fat gayi
Yeh hua kya
Mom bhi ghabra gayi
Main rajan ko ek thappad maara
Dusra maara
Rajan mujhe dhakka diya
Aur phir aayi kick ki baari
Maara main saale ke munh pe laat
Rajan behosh hoke gid pada
Main yahin nahi ruka
Uske seene pe baith gaya
Aur uske face pe Punch maarne laga
Mom ko toh kuchh samajh hi nahi aaraha tha
Ki woh kya kare
Main rajan ke face pe maare ja raha tha
Mere sar pe khoon sawar tha
Tabhi mom mujhe pakad li
Mom.. bhadra woh mar jaayega
Aisa mat karo please
Uski galti nahi thi
Maine hi use seduce kiya tha
Please bhadra stop it
Yeh bolke mom fut fut ke rone lagi
Yeh sunke main rajan ko maarna band kar diya
Aur mom ki taraf dekha
Main..bas ek sawal ka.jawab do
Kya tum isse chud chuki ho
Yeh sunke mom ne rona band kar diya
Aur mujhe thappad maar di
Main phirse rajan ko maarne laga
Mom yeh dekhke ghabra gayi
Rajan ka chehra buri tarah se pachak gaya tha
Khoon se bhar chuka tha
Uska chehra
Mom ne mera collar pakad liya
Mom... please bhadra tumhein meri kasam ruk jaao please
Main..kya tum isse chud chuki ho
Bas mujhe jawab chahiye
Mom..cheekhte hue..nahi nahi nahi
Yeh sunke main rajan ko maarna band kar diya
Aur mom ki taraf dekha
Woh abhi bhi ro rahi thi
Main unke gaalo ko zor se pakad liya
Aur unki aankho mein dekhne laga
Main..agar aapke andar itni hi aag hai
Toh use main thanda karunga
Aapko chudna hai
Toh main aapko chodunga
Jitni baar bologi
Utni baar chodunga
Lekin agar aap ko mere siwa kisi ne touch bhi kiya
Toh use aisi maut maarunga
Ki yamraaj bhi kaanp jaayega
Meri ankho mein dekhke mom dar se kaanpne lagi
Phir bhi woh mujhe thappad maar di
Mom.. main tumhari maa hoon maa
Yeh bolte hue tumhein sharam nahi aati
Main..jitna chahe maar lo
Jaan se bhi maar do
Main uff tak nahi karunga
Kyunki aapne mujhe janam diya hai
Lekin agar aapko merr siwa kisi ne hath lagaya
Toh aap delhiyega
Uske poore khandan ko mita dunga
Mom ghabra gayi
Mujhe yeh sab bolta dekh
Unhein samajh nahi aaraha tha
Ki ho kya raha hai
Main yahan kaise leke aagaya unhein
Mujhmeim itni power kahan se aagayi
Ki rajan jaise hatte katte aadmi ko pel diya
Mom..theek hai aaj se main kisi ko bhi apna sharir touch nahi karne dungi
Please use hospital leke chalo
Mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai
Kahin woh mar gaya toh
Aur yeh bolke mom behosh ho gayi
Main rajan ko pakda
Aur use leke hospital pahunch gaya
Aur Uske baadi uski wife smita ko phone karke bata diya
Ki uska husband hospital mein hai
Maine Apna face change kar liya tha
Taaki koi mujhe pehchaan na paaye
Main ek ward boy ko pakda
Aur use rajan ke paas leke aaya
Woh faaltu ka sawal puchhne laga
Main.. bhosdike chup karke ise doctor ke paas le jaa
Yeh chief minister ka saala hai
Yeh sunke uski gaand fat gayi
Aur woh doctor ke paas bhaaga
Agar madarchod ne meri mom ko chod diya hota
Toh sachmein main ise aur iski biwi dono ko maar deta
Uske baad main wapas mom ke paas aaya
Aur unhein apni god mein utha ke
Unke room mein pahunch gaya
Behenchod gussa abhi bhi aaraha tha
Mera maa kisi ne touch kaise kiya
Bhosdi aaj chud hi jaati
Phir main mom ki taraf dekha
Kitni pyari lag rahi thi
Mujhe badtamizi nahi karni Chahiye thi
Kuchh bhi ho
Mujhe janam diya tha
Meri maa thi
Main mom ke munh pe paani maara
Mom hosh mein aagayi
Aur idhar udhar dekhne lagi
Main..rajan ko hospital pahuncha diya hai
Mom.. ghabrate hue..tum mere bete nahi ho
Tum koi behrupiya ho
Mera beta kitna masum aur bhola tha
Batao kaun ho tum
Main.. pata hai aap shocked mein ho
Mom..door raho mujhse
Main mom munh pe ungli rakh diya
Man..jo bol raha hoon pehle suno
Main jab coma se jaaga toh mere paas yeh sab powers aachuki thi
Tabhi mom ko jhatka laga
Aur woh aur jyada dar gayi
Mom..tum hi daredevil ho
Main..haan
Mom..tum khooni ban gaye
Kya yahi parvarish di thi maine tumhein
Main..isse aapko koi matlab nahi hona Chahiye
Main Rapist ko maarta hoon
Bekasoor ko nahi
Aur rahi baat aapki
Toh agar aapne apna promise toda hai
Toh apne aapko khatam kar dunga
Yeh sunte hi mom ne mere munh pe hath rakh diya
Mom..aisa kyun bol rahe ho
Main nahi karungi ab woh sab kisi ke sath
Tumse badhke mere liye koi nahi hai
Main..sorry main aap pe chillaya
Mujhe aisa nahi karna Chahiye tha
Maaf kar dijiye
Yeh bolke main apne kaan pakad liya
Mom mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Main.. main aapko kisi sath dekhne ka soch bhi nahi sakta
Aap sirf meri ho
Yeh sunke mom jhenp gayi
Jo mujhe pata nahi tha
Mom..bhadra main tumhari mom hoon
Yeh sab mat bolo
Main..sach hi toh bol raha hoon
Aisa nahi hai
Ki mere andar hawas hai isi liye bol raha hoon
Main aapse bahut pyar karta hoon
Aap sirf meri ho
Yeh bolke maim mom se lipat gaya
Mom..man mein..yeh kya ho gaya hai bhadra ko
Woh aisi ajeeb ajeeb baatein kyun kar raha hai
Woh mera beta hai
Yeh paap hai
Main aisa nahi hone de sakti
Mom.. bhadra main tumhari mom hoon
Maine tumse promise karti hoon
Ki main kisi mard ke paas bhi nahi jaaungi
Lekin tumne agar dobara aisi baatein ki
Toh main apni jaan de dungi
Main..aap bas apna promise yaad rakhna
Mujhe aur kuchh nahi chahiye
Waah and Filmfare goes to
Hap bhosdike
Filmfare laude ka Filmfare
And oscer goes to the one only bhadra
Mom..ab mujhe chhodo
Mujhe change bhi karna hai
Kapde gande ho gaye hain
Main mom se alag ho gaya
Aur unhein dekhne laga
Don't worry mom
Tumhari boor tumhein khud mere paas leke aayegi
Mujhe bas ab tumhare sapno mein jaana hai baaki ka kaam Apne aap ho jaayega
Main.. love you mom
Yeh bolke main mom ke maathe ko chum liya
Aur phir room se bahar aagaya
Madarchod meri maa ko hath lagata hai
Ab tu dekh yeh bhadra teri biwi ki bhi boor faadega
Bhosdi mom bhi kya karti
Baap Madarchod hai nahi
Boor toh lund maangegi hi
Ab kya karu
Haan aarohi se mil leta hoon
Aur main pahunch gaya
Uske cabin mein
Aarohi dusri taraf Dekh rahi thi
Main bola dhappa
Aarohi dar gayi
Aarohi..tum
Aur yeh boke aarohi apni gun mujhpe taan di
Main uske saamne baith gaya
Aarohi..you bastard Apne hath upar karo
Warna shoot kar dungi
Main.. madam harami mat bolo
Warna usi gun ko tumhari boor mein Ghusa dunga
Yeh sunke aarohi ko itna gussa aaya
Ki usne mujhpe goli chala di
Goli mere maathe se takra ke neeche gid gayi
Aarohi shocked ho gayi
Ab laga use dar
Bhadra khush hua
Aur uska lund aur jayda Khush hua
Aarohi..darte hue..kaun ho tum
Main..aapka chahne waala
Aarohi..shut up
Main..dekho madam galti aapki hai
Mujhe bastard kyun bola aapne
Aarohi.. sorry
Lekin tum mujhe Pareshaan kyun kar rahe ho
Main..kahan kar raha hoon
Aap hi bematlab ka mujhe itna dhoyi ho
Ek thappad maara tha hawaldaar ko
Uske badle aapne mujhe itna dhoya
Koi normal aadmi hota toh dum tod deta
Aarohi..tumne mujhe uksaya tha
Mere sath gandi language use karke
Aur ek minute normal aadmi
Toh kya tum normal nahi ho
Main.. appan alien hai
Yeh sunke aarohi shock ho gayi
Aarohi..man mein..3rd degree torcher kiya
Kuch nahi hua
Balls ko itni zor se pakad dabayi
Kuchh nahi hua
Yahan tak ki mathe pe goli maari
Kuchh nahi hua
Ek minute daredevil bhi toh bullet proof hai
Kahin yahi toh daredevil nahi hai
Main..appan daredevil nahi hai
Appan uska bhai hai
Aarohi..kya
Main..yep
Aarohi.. tum apne bhai se keh do
Ki woh surrender kar de
Woh bach nahi sakta
Main..duniya ka koi bhi hathiyar uski body ko nahi bhed sakta
Aarohi..tum toh keh rahe the ki mujhse pyar karte hi
Tum mere liye itna nahi kar sakte
Main..madam main tumhein achcha insaan samajhta tha
Lekin tum toh bitch nikli
Aarohi.. apni had mein raho
Main..chillao mat
Jab koi cheekhta hai
Toh man karta hai
Uski aatma ko mita doon
Aur rahi baat tumhari
Toh ek baat sun lo
Jab koi tumhara balatkar karega
Tab tumhein ehsaas hoga
Ki kaisa mehsus hota hai
Aur rapist's ko kyun nahi maarna chahiye
Aarohi..cheekhte hue..get out
Main..ab agar tumhara balatkar hua
Toh na main tumhein bachane aaunga
Aur na mera bhai
Bloody bitch
Yeh bolke main teleport ho gaya
Aur pahuncha Apne senior ke paas
Tabhi uske sath jo ladki thi
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Main.. sorry
Rahul..kya hai be
Main..woh boss tumse ek help chahiye
Rahul..gaand nahi dunga
Main..are gaand nahi chahiye
Woh main yeh keh raha tha
Kya tu 10 gundi ladkiyo ka intezaam kar sakta hai
Rahul..tu toh mujhse bhi bada harami nikla
Main..woh toh main hoon
Ladki..yeh kaun hai honey
Rahul..yeh bhadra hai
Mera junior
Urmila tum thodi der ke liye room se bahar chali jaao
Urmila bahar chali gayi
Bhadra..yeh kaun thi
Main..meri bua ki ladki
Aur meri biwi
Bhadra.. phir toh tu jyada harami hua
Main..waise plan toh badhiya hai
Uske baad rahul ne kisi ko phone lagaya
Rahul..lisa 10 ladkiyo ko bol do
Ki acp aarohi ko utha le
Aur use nanga karke
Aisi acting kare ki uska rape hone waala hai
Lisa..ok dear
Rahul..done
Main..thank you
Gaand do na
Isse pehle ki senior kuchh bolta
main wahan se bhaag aaya
Ab wait tha ki kab aarohi kidnap hoti hai
Saali bhosdi
Kya karu
Behen ki laudi ko mujhse pyar hone waala nahi tha
Toh daredevil se hi karwa dete hain...
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