UPDATE 14
Pata nahi kaun bhosdi thi
Lekin kya karu main kisi masum ko marne nahi de sakta tha
Toh main pahunch gaya
College
Aur seedha chhat pe gaya
Wahan jo ladki thi
Use dekhke main chaunk gaya
Bhosdi alina
Main..yeh kya message bheja hai tune
Dekh agar mere peechhe padegi
Toh jaan se maar dunga
Alina..mujhe yakeen tha tu jarur aaoge
Main..kaam ki baat bata
Kyun bulayi hai mujhe yahan
Alina..maine tumhara dobara admission karwa diya hai
Main.. bhosdi bhikhari samjhi hai kya
Alina..gussa kyun karte ho
Maine jo kiya
Uske liye mujhe maaf kar do
I am sorry
Yeh bolke bhosdi Apne kaan pakad li
Main..agar yeh teri koi nayi chaal hai
Alina..main sachmein apne kiye pe sharminda hoon
Koi bhi chaal ho Apne lund se na
Behenchod ukhad kya legi
Main.. theek hai
Alina..kyun na aaj se hum dono ek nayi shuruaat karein
Mere freind banoge
Main..hap bhosdi
Alina.. please please please
Pata nahi bhosdi kya chahti hai
Main..theek hai
Aur alina Apna hath meri taraf badha di
Main usse hath milaya
Bhosdike main koi awara lafanga nahi hoon
Jo boor ke liye kuchh bhi kar jaaunga
Behenchod lund tan tana gaya tha
Uska hath chhute hi
Main..ab chhodegi bhi mera hath
Yeh sunke alina mera hath chhod di
Main apni class mein chala gaya
Waise yeh bhosdi meri senior thi
Final year mein thi
Uske baad main Apne class mein aagaya
Tabhi mere paas raveena aagayi
Raveena..bhadra tum theek toh ho
Main... mujhe kya hua hai
Raveena..woh tum kal kahan chale gaye the
Main..mind your own bussines
Raveena..itna gussa kyun aata hai tumhein
Main.. sorry
Uske baad main aage dekhne laga
Raveena..tumne meri baat ka jawab nahi diya
Main.. kaunsi baat
Raveena..bf banoge mere
Main..kyun banu tera bf
Bhosdi chutiya samjha hai kya
Raveena.. aisa kyun bol rahe ho
Main..nahi banaunga
Paka mat
Raveena.. please please please
Lagta hai bhosdi ki boor mein kuchh jyada hi aag lagi hai
Ab kharbuja khud chaaku pe gidna chahta hai
Toh chaaku ko kya problem hai
Main.. theek hai
Aaj se tu meri gf
Yeh sunke raveena khush ho gayi
Main..jyada khush mat ho
Dekh sab tujhe hi ghur rahe hain
Sahi mein sab students humein hi ghur rahe the
Main amrita ko dekha
Woh mujhe ghur rahi thi
Main use ignore kiya
Pata nahi kyun us bhosdi ko Uske baap ke kiye ki saza dene ka man nahi kar raha tha
Shayad woh mujhse pyar karti thi isi liye
Madam aayi padhane lagi
Kya gaand thi madam ki
Yeh mujhe kya ho gaya hai
Main tharki kyun ho raha hoon
Control bhadra control
Behenchod abhi main janvi madam ki gaand ko dekhke aahein hi bhar hi raha tha
Ki mujhe kisi ki cheekh sunayi di
Main wahan se nikalne laga
Tabhi madam ne mujhe tok diya
Janvi..kahan ja rahe ho
Main..hagne
Yeh sunke sab hans pade
Janvi mujhe gusse se ghurne lagi
Aur main wahan se nikal gaya
Aur Phir teleport ho gaya
Aur jahan main pahuncha
Meri jhaantein sulag gayi
Behenchod main kisi gaon mein tha
Jahan ek ladka aur ek ladki ko ped se baandhe hue the
Aur kuchh log unpe mitti tel daal rahe the
Main abhi daredevil waale avtaar mein tha
Main maara us madarchod ki gaand pe laat
Jiske hath mein marshal thi
Main..kyun be madarchod Teri amma ki chudai hone waali hai
Ki yeh mashal leke khada hai
.saare gaon waale mujhe dekhne lage
Tabhi unmein se ek aage aaya
Tu jo koi bhi hai
Chala ja yahan se
Thakurain ka hukm hai
Ki in dono ko hum zinda jalayein
Main..sun be boormaari ke
Agar in dono mein se kisi ko hath bhi lagaya
Toh itna maarunga
Ki na dho paayega
Aur na kha paayega
Yeh sunte hi woh mujhe gusse se ghurne laga
Tabhi ek goli aake mere seene pe lagi
Aur goli jisne chalayi thi
Woh thi meri chhoti chachi
Gaon ki thakurain
Meenakshi thi
Boorchodi kya maal hai
Lekin jab goli mere seene se takra ke
Neechi gidi
Toh wahan khade sab log shock ho gaye
Lekin Meenakshi dari nahi
Meenakshi..tum jo koi bhi ho
Chale jaao yahan se
In dono ne gaon ki parampara ka apmaan kiya hai
Is Gaon ke har ek ladka ladki bhai behen hote hain
Lekin in dono ne paap kiya hai
Aur inhein saza milegi
Main..saza ajee lawda mera
Yeh sunke saare gaon waale munh dabake hansne lage
Meenakshi gusse se paagal ho gayi
Meenakshi..jubaan sambhal ke baat kar kutte
Tere Ghar ke ek ek member ko kutte ki maut maarungi
Uske yeh bolte hi mere pariwaar ki laashein mujhe dikhne lagi
Meri didi meri gudiya
Main..agar aaj maine tujhe poore gaon ke saamne nanga karke
Apne yeh dono rod teri boor aur gand mein nahi daale
Toh main mard nahi
Meenakshi.. cheekhte hue..maar daalo suwar ki aulaad ko
Thakurain ke kareeb 100 aadmi the wahan pe
Main apni gardan ko jhatka
Aur Meenakshi ki taraf badhne laga
Uske aadmi mujhpe goli chalane lage
Lekin har bullet mujhse takra ke neeche gid jaati
Main apna ring ki taraf dekha
Mere dono rod itne garam ho gaye
Ki agar koi aam insaan ke hatho mein hota
Toh uske hath jhulas jaate
Main maara ek madarchod ke seene pe
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Woh buri tarah se tadapne laga
Bas phir kya tha main apne rod barsata gaya
Aur thakurain ke aadmi ki cheekh uske kaano mein padti gayi
Aisa nahi tha ki woh sab mujhe maar nahi rahe the
Lekin mujhe dard hi nahi ho raha tha
Aur jab thakurain ka aakhri aadmi zameen pe gida
Toh ab mujhe uski aankho mein khauf dikha
Main Meenakshi ke baalo ko pakda
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Main..ab bata karu tujhe nanga
Daal doon Apne yeh jalte hue dono rod teri boor aur gaand mein
Yeh sunke Meenakshi mere rod ko dekhi
Jo khaul rahe the
Uski aankho se aansu behne lage
Meenakshi..mujhe maaf kar do
Lekin Meenakshi ki yeh haalat dekhke
Gaon ke har aadmi har aurat ki aankho mein khushi ke aansu the
Avdesh singh jiske biwi bahu beti ko Chahta tha
Uska rape karta tha
Aur Meenakshi unpe zulm karti thi
Main..paise ki garmi mein tu yeh bhi bhool gayi
Tu bhi ek aurat hai
Ek maa hai
Ek kaam karta hoon
Teri bhi toh beti hain
Unhein zinda jala deta hoon
Kya kehti hai
Yeh sunke Meenakshi buri tarah se rone lagi
Tabhi ek budhi aurat cheekhne lagi
Main uski taraf dekha
Lekin jab main use dekha
Toh mere hath pair kaanpne lage
Main Meenakshi ko chhod diya
Main tum sabse kehti thi
Ki maa durga mere pote ko jarur mere paas bhejegi
Dekho mera pota aagaya
Tabhi ek aurat ne us budhi aurat ko pakad liya
Aurat..jamna kaaki yeh tumhara pota nahi hai
Tumhara pota mar chuka hai
Woh bhi bees saal pehle
Jamna..nahi sudha yeh mera pota hai
Dekh maa durga ne meri sun li
Mera pota aagaya
Mera veer aagaya
Mera veer aagaya
Yeh bolke woh budhi aurat mere paas aagayi
Aur ladkhada gidti
Isse pehle hi main use pakad liya
Woh mujhse lipat gayi
Us budhi aurat ne mera mask utaar diya
Tabhi gaon ke sabhi budhe mera chehra dekhke shocked reh gaye
Sabke munh se yahi nikla...veer
Mauka dekhke Meenakshi bhaag gayi wahan se
Uske kaano mein bhi yahi naam gunj raha tha
Mera chehra woh bhi dekh chuki thi
Jamna..sab mujhe paagal kehte the
Lekin maine apna vishwaas nahi tootne diya
Mujhe Pata tha tu wapas aayega
Maine maa durga se yahi maanga tha
Ki mujhe agni mera pota hi dega
Aur yeh bolke usne dum tod diya
Main..cheekhte hue..daaaaaadiiiiiii
Aur main apni daadi ki laash se lipatke rone laga
Aakhir kyun mujhe aaj tak yaad nahi aaya tha
Ki meri ek daadi bhi hai
Jo tirth yatra pe gayi thi
Jab uske pariwaar ko thakuro ne maar daala
Main apni ring ki taraf dekhne laga
Lekin woh kuchh na kar paayi
Main bahut der tak apni daadi ki laash se lipatke rota raha
Aur phir main unhein leke wahan se teleport ho gaya
Main unka antim sanskaar kiya
Unki chita ko agni diya
Aur phir unki asthiyo ko ek kalash mein daala
Main..daadi kasam hai mujhe tumhari
Aaj tak toh main insaniyat dikhata tha
Lekin ab main darinda banunga
Rahul se bhi bada darinda........
