Incest DARINDA 2 ( THE DAREDEVIL )

[Naik]

UPDATE 16
Neha bhosdi nangi soyi hui thi
Ac 22 pe karke
Blanket odh ke
Main blanket hata diya
Aur phir Apne bhi saare kapde utaar diya
Lund toh tha khada
Neha ki taango ko failaya
Aur daal diya lund uski boor mein
Uski ankh khul gayi
Neha..aah kutte yeh kya kar raha hai
Hat mere upar se
Main..apni kutiya ki chudai kar raha hoon
Aur kya karunga

Yeh bolke main neha ki boor mein Apna lund pelne laga
Neha..din bhar kahan munh kaal kar raha tha
Main..faaltu mat bolo
Main tumhare siwa kisi ko nahi chodta hoon
Neha..gaya hoga usi chhinaal sheena ke paas
Main..jalan ho rahi hai
Neha..main kyun jalne lagi
Aah maa aur jor se daal na
Main..bahut tight boor hai teri
Neha..tera bhi lauda toh gadhe jaisa hai
Itna bada kisi ka hota hai kya
Bachchedaani ko andar thok raha hai

Main neha ke doodh pakadke dabane laga
Aur sath mein uski boor jor jor se maarne laga
Kuchh hi der mein neha jhadne lagi
Main neha ko apni god mein le liya
Aur uske dono chutado ko pakadke
Uske jism ko upar neeche karne laga
Neha..aah mummy aur jor se
Main..haan meri kutiya Didi yeh lo aur jor se lo
Neha..aur jor se mere kutte bhai oh yes fuck me
Main..no English
Neha..bada behaya hai tu toh
Main..tu bhi ban jaana meri kutiya
Neha..andar mat daalna
Warna tere pille paida ho jaayenge

Aur neha phirse ek baar jhadne lagi
Main ek ghante tak use chodta raha
Aur phir apna lund nikaalke uski gaand pe jhadne laga
Main usi ke bed pe let gaya
Neha bathroom jaake khudko saaf kar li
Main use dekhne laga
Neha..aise kya dekh raha hai
Main..bahut khubsurat ho aap
Neha..woh toh main hoon

Main neha ko Apne paas kheench liya
Aur use kiss karne laga
Sath mein uske doodh dabane laga
Neha..sone de na
Subah ek operation karna hai
Main bhi yahin so jaaun
Neha..na baba na
Tu mujhe sone nahi dega
Ja yahan se

Main hans diya
Aur Apne kapde pehenke
Bahar nikal gaya

Yeh itni raat ko neha ke room mein kya karne gaya tha
Kahin mera shakk sahi toh nahi hai
Aisa nahi ho sakta
Neha samajhdaar hai
use pata yeh sab galat hai
Lekin bhadra aisa kyun ho gaya hai

Tabhi mom ka phone bajne laga
Mom..haan alka didi
Is waqt aapne phone kiya
Sab theek toh hai
Alka..kuchh sahi nahi hai shalu
Mom..kya hua

Alka ne veer se judi saari baat bata di
Shalini ko

Mom chakra ke gidne waali thi
Mom..man mein.. daredevil toh bhadra hi hai
Lekin uska chehra veer se kaise mil sakta hai
Alka..tum apni betiyo se keh dena
Ki woh kisi anjaan ladke se baat na kare
Mom..theek hai didi

Shalini Apne room mein chali gayi
Uski aankho se neend gayab ho chuki thi

Subah main gudiya leke school chala gaya
Aur phir pahunch gaya college
Main raveena ko dekhne laga
Uske dono gaal suje hue the
Woh mere paas aake baith gayi
Main uski taraf dekha
Raveena..kya hua itne udaas kyun ho bhadra

Main kuchh nahi bola
Raveena..agar raat mein dil na bhara ho
Toh aur maar lo

Yeh sunke main uski taraf dekha
Madarchod yeh toh hona hi tha
Kyunki mere aur daredevil dono ke hath mein ring thi
Jise raveena ne shayad notice kar liya hoga

Main uska hath pakda
Aur class se bahar jane laga
Amrita yeh dekhke man mein ro padi
Main raveena ko leke college ki chhat pe aagaya
Hum dono ek dusre ko dekhne lage
Raveena..yahi soch rahe ho na
Ki mujhe kaise pata chala
Main..maine tujhe maara uske liye sorry
Tu jo saza degi main accept kar lunga
Raveena..hanste hue..maine toh suna hai
Ki daredevil ko dard mehsus nahi hota
Lekin dard kaise diya jaata hai
Woh achchi tarah jaanta hai
Main..maine jo kiya uska mujhe koi pachhtawa nahi hai
Main rapist ko maarta hoon
Teri maa mere peeche padi thi
Isi liye mujhe woh sab karna pada
Raveena..toh tumhein meri mom se dar lagta hai

Yeh sunke main hans diya
Main..teri mom ke order ke chakkar mein
Kayi police waale maare jaate
Isi liye yeh sab kiya
Darta toh main kisi se bhi nahi hoon
Raveena..toh phir sorry kyun bol rahe ho
Main.. kyunki tu meri freind hai
Raveena.. apni freind ko koi itna maarta hai
Aur tumne meri mom ko nanga bhi kiya
Uska kya
Main..jab mujhe gussa aata hai
Toh main control nahi kar paata
Raveena..ab tum kyun ro rahe ho
Main..aankh mein kuchh chala gaya hai

Yeh sunke raveena rone lagi
Main bhi rone laga
Raveena..main bahut dar gayi thi
Main..jaanta hoon
Tere sath phir kabhi aisa nahi hone dunga
Raveena..abhi bhi gaal dard kar rahe hain

Yeh sunke main raveena ke gaal ko chumne laga
Raveena..jyada romantic banne ki jarurat nahi hai
Isse dard kam nahi hoga

Yeh sunke main use dekhne laga
Woh mujhe dekhne lagi
Dheere dheere humara chehra ek dusre ke kareeb jaane laga
Aur dekhte hi dekhte hi
Humare hont ek ho gaye
Main uske honto ko bade pyar se chusne laga
Woh bhi mere hont utne hi pyar se chusne lagi
Kuchh der mein raveena kiss tod di
Aur mere taraf dekhne lagi
Raveena..waise meri mom kaisi thi
Hai na bahut hot

Yeh sunke main Apne sar se raveena ke sar pe maara
Raveena hansne lagi


Wohin dusri taraf alka ne apni dono betiyo ko kasam de di thi
Ki woh kisi anjaan ladke se nahi milengi
Aarohi aur aarushi ne wajah puchhi
Toh alka ne kuchh nahi bataya
Yeh batati ki aaj se 20 saal pehle
Uske pati aur dono devar ne ek ladke ke pure pariwaar ka rape karke maar diya
Aur ab woh ladka wapas aagaya hai
Main raveena ko leke wapas class room mein aagaya
Woh mere sath hi baith gayi
Ravi hum dono ko hi ghur raha tha
Raveena mujshe chipki jo hui thi

Jaise hi recess hua
Main aarushi ke paas pahunch gaya
Aarushi mujhe dekhke
Mujhpe gun taan di
Main..yeh kya kar rahi ho
Aarushi..shut up
Jo bhi puchhu uska jawan dena
Warna saari bullets seene mein utaar dungi
Main..ok
Aarushi..kaun ho tum
Main..bata chuka hoon
Aarushi.. cheekhte hue..tumhari shakal ka koi bhi us college mein nahi tha
Jismein main thi
You bastard
Main..gaali nahi
Aarushi..i just want to know
Whi the fuck are you
Main..tumhara deewana

Yeh sunte hi aarushi mujhpe ek ke baad ek fire karne lagi
Saari bullets meri body se takrake neeche gid gayi

Tabhi aarushi ke room ke gate blast hua
Aarushi thodi door jaake gidi
Main waise hi khada tha
Tabhi do ladki andar aagayi
Ek hath mein chaaku the
Aur ek ke hath mein gun
Gun waali ne mujhpe gun taan di
Main aarushi ki taraf dekha
Aarushi uthne ki koshish kar rahi thi
Tabhi ladki2 ne aarushi pe fire kar diya
Goli uske kandhe mein lagi
Uske jism se khoon nikalta hua dekh
Main paagal ho gaya
Main un dono ki taraf badhne laga
Ladki1..dekho humari tumse koi dushmani nahi hai
Humein sirf woh ladki chahiye
Main..woh meri hai
Ladki2..hanste hue.. you idiot

Yeh bolke woh mujhpe fire karne lagi
Uski bullet mere maathe se takrake neeche gid gayi
Tabhi ladki1 ne apna chaaku meri taraf ghumaya
Main maara uski naak pe apna sar
Woh apni sar ko jhatki
Tabhi dusri ladki ne mujhe kick maarne ki koshish ki
Main apna dono angutha ladki1 ki ankho mein ghusa diya
Woh dard se chhatpatane lagi
Ladki2 yeh dekhke ghabra gayi
Maara uske munh pe ek kick
Woh zameen pe gid gayi
Uske baad main ladki1 ka chaaku uthaya
Aur ladki2 ke pet pe baith gaya
Ladki2 mujhe punch maarne lagi
Main woh chaaku Apne munh mein fansaya
Aur ladki2 ke kapde faad diya
Upar se woh nangi ho gayi
Ladki2.. please mujhe chhod do
Mujhe order mila tha
Main..kuchh bhi ho meri aarushi ko touch nahi karna Chahiye tha
ladki 2..tum samajhte kyun nahi
hum bas apna order maan rahe the
Main bas apni duty kar rahi hoon
Aur woh bhi
aur aarushi bhi

main uski aankho mein dekha
main aisa nahi kar sakta
woh bhi kisi ki behen hai
Lekin dil Nahi maan raha tha
pata nahi senior ne kya kar Diya tha mere sath
main uske upar se uth gaya
aur aarushi ko apni god mein uthake teleport ho gaya....

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[Naik]

UPDATE 17
Jab aarushi ki aankh khuli
toh main uske saamne baitha hua tha
usne apni body ko Dekha
toh uski body pe kapde nahi the
uske kandhe mein bandages lage hue the
woh mujhe dekhne lagi
aarushi..meri taraf kyun nahi Dekh rahe ho
main..is liye ki tumhein pyar na ho jaaye mujhse
aarushi..main un ladkiyo ki Tarah nahi hoon
jise koi ladka bachaye aur woh uske pyar mein paagal ho jaaye
main.. that's why
i love you so much
aarushi.. thank you
main..chalo ab tum theek ho
toh main jaata hoon
aarushi..mujhe sach kyun nahi bata dete
aakhir tum mere peechhe kyun pade ho
main.. because i love you
aarushi.. mujhe yakeen nahi hai tumpe
main..mat karo
dekho baat aisi hai
main tumse pyar karta hoon
ab yeh jaruri toh nahi
ki tum bhi karo
aarushi..aur jab meri shaadi kisi aur se ho gayi toh

yeh sunke main use gusse se dekhne laga
aarushi..maine puchha phir tum kya karoge
main..jawab tumhein achcha nahi lagega
aarushi..mujhe tumhara jawab sunna hai
main..jisse tumhara rishta tay hoga
main use aur uske poore khaandaan
ko zinda zameen mein gaad dunga
shaadi toh bahut door ki baat hai
aarushi..tum mere maalik toh nahi ho
main tumse pyar nahi karti
meri jindagi meri marzi
main..usi Tarah meri Zindagi meri marzi

yeh sunke woh mujhe ghurne lagi
bhosdi kahin ki
faaltu ka mera bp high kar rahi thi
aarushi.. sach bata do
shayad tumse pyar ho jaaye
main..sach yahi hai
ki tumhein dekhte hi mujhe tumse pyar ho gaya
maano ya na maano
aur ab jab tumhein hosh aagaya
toh main jaa raha hoon

yeh bolke main wahan se teleport hoke ghar aagaya
aaj toh gudiya ko school se bhi nahi laa paaya
pata nahi woh kitna gussa hogi
jaise hi nisha ne mujhe dekha
munh fulake baith gayi
main uske paas gaya
main..kuchh kaam tha isi liye nahi aapaya
nisha.. toh phone kar dete
do ghante maine aapka wait kiya
main.. sorry ek baar maaf kar do na
nisha..nahi karungi
main.. please
nisha..no
main.. please please please

yeh sunke nisha ne mere gaalo ko pakda
aur mere honto pe kiss kar diya
jab yeh mom ne dekha
toh unki jhaantein sulag gayi
mom..kitni baar kaha hai
ki lip kiss mat kiya karo
yeh sahi nahi hai
nisha..mere bhaiya hain
main jo chahe karu
mom..dear tum samajhti kyun nahi

nisha bina kuchh kahe apne room ki taraf badh gayi
mom..tum kyun nahi samjhate use
main..jaise ki woh meri baat maan legi
mom.. samajh hi nahi aata tum teeno ka
neha ko kehti hoon
shaadi karne ke liye
nahi karti
nisha ko bolti hoon ab badi ho gayi ho
yeh sab bachpana chhod do
nahi chhodti
aur Tum jabse coma se jaage ho
tabse ek dum badal gaye ho
logo ko maarna
main.. rapist's ko maarta hoon
mom.. kyun
kya jarurat hai
main.. sorry agar meri wajah se aapko takleef hui hai
nahi hai mere bas mein kuchh
mom..ab tum kyun sad ho rahe ho
baitho main khaana leke aati hoon

uske baad mom mere liye khaana leke aayi
aur main khaane laga
waise mom ne abhi bhi nighty pehen rakhkhi thi
dupaata toh woh pehenti nahi thi
unki chuchiyo ko dekhke mera lund khada ho gaya tha
yeh baat mom.ne notice kar li
aur mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
main apni mundi neeche karke khaane laga
uske baad main apne room mein aagaya
neha bhosdi nahi aayi thi
main use call kiya
neha..haan kutte bol
main..kahan ho
neha.. operation karna hai
bas isi wajah se nahi aayi
aajaungi tu aaram se so jaa
main..mujhe aapko chodna hai
neha..badi maar maarungi
jab dekho chudai sujhti hai
main..lund khada hai
neha.. masturbate kar le
main..nahi karunga
aur naa sounga jab tak aap nahi aajati
dekhna kal kuchh khaaunga bhi nahi
neha..yeh kya baat hui
main aaungi tab kar lena

main phone rakh Diya
Haan behenchod ek yahi hai poore hospital mein
bhosdi kahin ki
tabhi raveena ka message aaya
ki baat karni hai
main use call kiya
main..kya hai
raveena..gusse mein kyun ho
main..wajah bata kyun baat karni hai
raveena..apne bf se baat karne ke liye wajah bhi Chahiye ab mujhe
main..abhi mood nahi hai
raveena.. dopeher mein kahan gayab ho gaye the
main.. daredevil work
raveena..batao toh kyun mood kharab hai
main..nahi batana
raveena.. please batao na
tumhein meri kasam
main..lund khada hai bhosdi
chodne ka man kar raha hai

yeh sunke raveena kuchh nahi boli
main.. keh raha tha nahi batana
lekin nahi tujhe hi khujli thi
raveena..tum yahan aajao mere paas
main.. bhosdi main koi tharki nahi hoon
jo kisi ko bhi chodne aajaunga
raveena..bhadra i said come to me

yeh sunte hi main uske saamne pahunch gaya
woh dar gayi
main..ab bol
raveena..gussa hi karte ho humesha
subah toh bade hi romantic mood mein the
main.. kyun paka rahi hai
raveena..achcha nahi pakati
tumhein sex karna hai
main..haan
kyun tu degi apni boor
raveena..yeh boor kya hoti hai
main..choot hi ko kehte hain boor

yeh sunke raveena buri tarah sharma gayi
raveena..are nahi
main tumhein blowjob dungi
main..badi bhosdi hai
sharam nahi aati
raveena..yeh baat tum jaisa besharam keh raha hai
chalo ab kapde utaaro
main..tu bhi utaar
raveena.. main kyun utaaru
main.. toh phir main bhi nahi utaarunga
raveena.. promise karo
ki sex nahi karoge
main..nahi karunga
raveena..meri kasam khaao
main.. Teri kasam

uske baad raveena apne kapde utaarne lagi
main apne utaarne laga
behenchod saali thi ek number maal
upar se leke neeche tak
woh sharma bhi rahi thi
saala sharam toh mujhe bhi aarahi thi
kuchh der mein hum dono nange ho gaye
aur jab raveena ne mere lund ko Dekha
toh uski gaand ka ghopda ho Gaya
raveena.. mummy yeh kya hai
main..ee humar lund hai
raveena..main nahi karungi kabhi
main..toh bhosdi main kaunsa tere sath sex kar raha hoon
lund chus de
mera paani nikal jaayega
main chala jaaunga

uske baad raveena mere lund ko pakad li
aur mujhe dekhne lagi
raveena..bahut bada hai
main..isi liye toh tera hai

yeh sunke raveena muskura di
aur phir mere lund ke paas apna munh le jaake
zubaan se poore lund ko chaatne lagi
main raveena ke sar ko sehlane laga
kuchh der zubaan se chaatne ke baad
raveena lund dheere dheere munh mein bharke chusne lagi
pehle usne tope ko chusna shuru kiya
phir usne lund ko munh mein bharna shuru kiya
aur phir Jo bhosdi ne lund ko chusna shuru kiya
masti mein main paagal ho gaya
apne gale tak bhar bhar ke woh mera lund chus rahi thi
uske munh se dher saara thook nikalke
uski chuchiyo se hota hua
uski boor tak pahunch raha tha
kuchh der lund chusne ke baad
raveena haanfne lagi
raveena..ab nahi aur nahi
main..badi maar maarunga
bhosdi bina jhade nahi jaaunga
tujhe bola kisne tha
itna josh mein aane ko
dheere dheere chus mujhe koi jaldi nahi hai

aur phir main let gaya
raveena meri taango ke beech aake let gayi
uska munh mere lund ke paas tha
uske baad usne mere lund ko hilate hue
mere ball ko munh mein leke chusna shuru kar diya
main..haan meri jaan aise hi chus
bada maza aaraha hai
kahan se seekha yeh sab
raveena..kahan se seekha matlab
mera first time hai
main..chal jhuthi
raveena..tumhara first time hai
main..nahi
raveena..isi liye nahi maan rahe ho
ab chup raho
mujhe apna kaam karne do

uske baad pata nahi kitni der tak woh Mera lund chusti rahi
uske baad main jhadne laga
woh Mera saara cum pee gayi
uske baad mujhe dekhne lagi
main..aise kya dekh rahi hai
raveena..tum mujhe aisi waisi ladki mat samajh lena
main bas tumhein dukhi nahi dekh sakti
main.. bhosdi main kyun sochunga tere baare mein galat
tu Mera maal hai
meri seva nahi karegi
toh kiski karegi

raveena muskura di
raveena..tum kitne achche ho
main..ab yahan le jaa
raveena.. kyun
main..teri boor chusunga

raveena let gayi
main uski boor chusne laga
raveena aahein bharne lagi
mera sar pakadke apni boor pe dabane lagi
aur phir kuchh der mein jhadne lagi
main use kiss karne laga
raveena..chhhee pehle munh dhoke aao
main..haap bhosdi

aur main use phirse kiss karne laga
uske baad main usse thodi der pyar bhari baatein kiya
aur phir ghar aagaya
ab time tha mom ke sapno mein jaane ka....

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[Naik]

UPDATE 18
Main mom ke bagal mein unka hath pakad ke let gaya
uske baad main apni ring ki taraf dekhke
apni aankhein band kar liya
yeh toh mom ki company hai behenchod
main mom ke office mein pahuncha
toh dekha mom Kisi behen ke laude se lipti hui thi
main.. madarchod
teri maa ko chodu

yeh sunte hi mom aur woh shakhs mujhe dekhne laga
main jab uska chehra dekha
toh mera khoon khaul gaya
yeh bhosdika dheeraj
cm ka jeeja
are wohi behen ka lauda
mera chacha
mom..beta tum yahan kya kar rahe ho

main dheeraj ke gidebaan pakda
mom..bhadra beta
main..rote hue..aap nahi sudhrengi
aapka kuchh nahi ho sakta
laanat hai mujhpe
mom..beta mera baat toh suno
tum jaisa soch rahe ho
waisa kuchh bhi nahi hai
main.. i love you mom
main aapko kisi ka hota hua nahi Dekh sakta
aap sirf meri ho

yeh bolke main dheeraj ke sath 13th floor se kood gaya
mom.. cheekhte hue..bhadra mere bachche

aur mom ki aankh khul gayi
waise agar main Normal insaan rehta
toh jaisa ki main sapno mein mar gaya tha
waise hi main asli duniya mein bhi mar jaata
lekin humri body immortal hai
isi liye hum nahi mar sakte
mom paseene se bheeg chuki thi

tabhi unki najar mujhpe padi
woh mujhse lipat gayi
aur munh band karke rone lagi
mom..aakhir kyun ho raha hai
mere sath yeh sab
bhadra mere bachche
main kyun aise sapne Dekh rahi hoon
man..kya tu nahi jaanti
ki tu kyun aise sapne dekh rahi hai
mom..nahi
man..toh sun tere jism ki aag itni badh gayi hai
ki ab tu khud ko nahi rok sakti
har pal tere man mein ek hi baat rehti hai
aakhir kab tere jism ki aag thandi hogi
mom..toh kya yeh galat hai
main kaunsa galat kar rahi hoon
nisha ke janam ke baad hi mere pati Lapata ho gaye
tabse ab tak maine khud ko sambhala hua tha
lekin jab bhadra coma mein gaya
tab dheeraj ne mujhe himmat di
usne mera sath ek pal ke liye bhi nahi chhoda
uske baad mujhe woh achcha lagne laga
uske kareeb aane se mere vaasna jo soyi hui thi
woh jaag gayi
lekin mere bete ne us ummid ko hi khatam kar diya
man..tu Apne bhadra se pyar karti hai
ya phir Dheeraj se
mom.. dono alag alag hain
man.. Yaad rakhna
ek pal aisa aayega
jab tera sapna haqqeqat ban jaayega
tere bete ki laash tere saamne hogi
phir jisse bhi apni garmi thandi karni ho kar lena
mom..nahi maine apne bete ko vachan Diya hai
main apna vachan kabhi nahi todungi
lekin bhadra yahan kya kar raha hai
woh yahan kaise aaya
kya main use utha doon
nahi woh samjhega
ki main usse pyar nahi karti
sone deti hoon
subah puchungi
ki aakhir kyun woh aaya tha
mere bed pe sone

aur phir mom ne beech mein pillow rakh diya
aur phir so gayi
unke sote hi main jaag gaya
aur apne room mein aake so gaya
behenchod main socha tha jaake mom ke sath romance karunga
lekin yahan marna pad gaya
aur phir main subah utha
ready hoke neeche gaya
neha bhosdi abhi bhi nahi aayi thi
iski maa ko chodu
kahin yeh bhosdi bhi toh kisi se pat nahi gayi
dekhna padega
main breakfast karne laga
nisha bhi thi
nisha..bhaiya kya hua chup kyun hain aap
main..bas aise hi
nisha..aise hi kaun chup hota hai
kya soch rahe hain
main..man mein..tumhari maa ko kaise chodu
nisha..aankh dikhate hue..kya bole aap

behenchod meri gand fat gayi
gale mein khaana atak gaya
main buri tarah khaasne laga
nisha glass mere honto se laga di
main paani pee liya
nisha meri peeth sehlane lagi
mom..kya hua bhadra
main..kuchh nahi mom
i am ok
nisha..kya bachcho ki tarah khaate hain

uske baad main Nisha ko uske school chhodne gaya
woh mere honto pe kiss karke chali gayi
ab mom pe toh pehla vaar ho gaya
ab baari hai
aarushi ki maa alka ki
wohi bhosdi cm ki biwi

main gurads se bola
ki phone karke bol bhadra aaya hai

gurad ne andar baat karke
gate khol diya
security kaafi tight kar di thi
ab kuchh logo ko confusion hai
ki veer aur bhadra ka chehra same hai ya nahi
toh hum dono ka chehra same nahi hai
jab main daredevil banta hoon
tab veer bana rehta hoon
aur waise bhadra
humara chehra alag alag hai

alka chachi humesha ki Tarah
saari pehne hue thi
jismein unki kamar ke darshan ho rahe the
main jaake unke pair chhua
unhone mujhe blessings Diya
alka..toh aagayi tujhe meri yaad
main..kaisi baatein kar rahi hain aap
aapko toh pata hai.kitna busy rehta hoon main
alka..haan haan pata hai
kitna busy rehta hai tu
chal baith
main..aap ko kya hua
alka.. mujhe kya hoga
mujhe toh kuchh nahi hua hai
main..toh phir aapka chehra murjhaya hua kyun hai
alka.. aisa toh nahi hai
main..chacha kaise hain
alka..theek hain
main..itne rukhe andaz mein kabse aap chacha ke baare mein baat karni lagi
alka..man mein..jabse us kameene ki sachchayi pata chali hai
neech kahin ka
main..kya soch rahi hain
alka..koi gf banayi ki nahi
main..main Kahan se banau
meri shakal dekhiye
mujh jaise ki kaun bf banegi
alka..maarungi bahut.tu toh kitna handsome hai
aur waise bhi tu agar apne paise dikhayega
toh koi na koi tujhe line jarur degi
main..i hate fucking show off
alka.. language
main.. sorry
alka..kuchh maangu tujhse dega

lund maang lo abhi de dunga
teeno chhed mein
main..yeah sure
alka..main yeh chahti hoon
ki aaj se amrita tere sath college jaaye
wapas aaye
aur tujhe uspe nahar bhi rakhni hogi
main..baaki sab toh theek hai
lekin najar kyun rakhni hai
alka..woh mujhe baba jee ne bataya hai
ki Amrita kisi galat ladke ke chakkar mein fans sakti hai
main..waise toh mujhe in baato pe vishwaas nahi hai
lekin phir bhi main jo kar sakta hoon karunga
alka..beti amrita college nahi jaana hai kya
Amrita..aayi Mummy

kuchh der baad Amrita Apne room se bahar nikli
aur mujhe dekhte hi uski saansein ruk gayi
Amrita..man mein..kitne pyare lag rahe ho
man karta hoon
tumhein apne seene se laga loon
alka..kya soch rahi hai
amrita..kuchh bhi toh nahi
alka.. Dekh tera bhai aaya hai
amrita..man mein..bhai hoga aapka
mera toh saiyya hai yeh
alka..phir sochne lag gayi
amrita..nahi toh
alka..woh bhadra keh raha tha
ki aaj se woh hi tujhe college drop jar dega
aur ghar bhi le aayega

amrita..man mein..sach mein
kya bhadra bhi mujhse pyar karta hai
kya woh jaan gaya hai
ki main uske bina nahi jee sakti
alka..kya hua
amrita..theek hai
mujhe koi problem nahi hai
alka..yeh hui na baat
chalo ab dono nashta karo
aur jaao sath mein

woh nashta kar raha tha
aur main use chupke chupke Dekh rahi thi
tabhi ek pal ke liye meri hum dono ki najar ek dusre se takrayi
aur main sharma ke neeche dekhne lagi
phir meri himmat nahi hui
ki main use dobara Dekhu

waise mujhe Pata tha ki woh mujhse pyar karti hai
kyunki 10th mein usne mujhe ek letter Diya tha
main use padhke faad Diya
mujhe bada gussa aaya tha us waqt
maine Amrita ko dhamkaya
ki agar woh Kabhi dobara mujhse yeh sab baatein karegi
toh main uncle ko bata dunga

aur aaj Dekho mujhe use pet se karna hai
uski dono behno ko karna hai
uski maa ko karna hai
apni maa ko karna hai
neha ko karna hai

uske baad hum college pahunch gaye
na maine usse baat kiya
aur na usne mujhse
hum jaa rahe the
tabhi kisi ladki ne Amrita ki gand pe thappad maar diya
bhosdi mere maal ko touch karti hai

main maara use ek hath
uske gaalo pe meri ungliyo ke nishaan chhap gaye
sab shocked hoke mujhe dekhne lage

yeh dekhke ek ladka
kisi aur ladke ke paas gaya
jo gaya tha uska naam champak tha
aur jiske paas gaya tha
uska naam aslam tha
champak..bhai teri behen ko kisi ne thappad maar diya

yeh sunke aslam ki jhaantein sulag gayi

amrita..bhadra yeh kya kar rahe ho
main..isne tumhein touch kaise kiya
amrita.. woh meri freind hai
main.. freind my foot
kaunsi freind apni freind ke peeche hath maarti hai
amrita..bhadra this is not fair
sorry bolo huma se
huma..waise yeh hai kaun
jisne mere gaal laal kar diye
tere chakkar mein
amrita..yeh yeh
main..main iska bf hoon
mera naam bhadra hai
dobara meri gf ko inappropriate Tarah se touch nahi karna
huma..ok nahi karungi
handshake kar sakti hoon
amrita.. man mein..god kya maine kuchh galat suna
kya bhadra ne mujhe apni gf kaha
kya ab woh mujhse pyar karta hai
thank you god thank you
main..nahi
huma..hanste hue.. bade possessive ho

abhi main yeh bolta tabhi mujhe ehsaas hua
ki koi mujhe peechhe se maar raha hai
main maara ghumake uske seene pe laat
aur tabhi meri najar padi uspe
yeh toh aslam hai
student council ka president
woh maar khaake phir se khada ho chuka tha
aslam..you bastard teri himmat kaise hui
tune hath kaise uthaya meri behen pe
huma..aslam cool down
woh ek misunderstanding thi
jo khatam ho gayi hai
aslam..tum hato
isko toh main dekhunga
iski khaal nahi kheench liya toh
main.. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

yeh sunke sab hansne lage
aslam..jitna udna hai
main..blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

aslam jhunjla gaya
huma bhi ek pal ke liye hans di
huma..tujhe meri kasam
chal yahan se

main..sun lo re sab
agar kisi ne Amrita ko touch bhi kiya
toh uski maa chod dunga

ab hote Hain kuchh log
jinki gaand mein keeda hota hai
yeh sab alina bhi Dekh rahi thi
alina..yeh kaun bitch hai
jise bhadra apni gf bata raha hai
khoon kar dungi kutiya ka
mere bhadra ki gf banegi

tabhi ek ladka aage aaya
ladka.. kyun be apne aapko jyada qaabil samajhta hai
saale humari maa pe jaayega

yeh sunke jo main use punch maarna shuru kiya
kabhi munh pe Kabhi pet mein
Kabhi seene pe
saale ka thobda bigaad diya
main..main teri maa pe gaya behenchod
maine yeh kaha agar kisi ne meri amrita ko touch kiya
toh uski uski uski
maa chod dunga

ab yeh jaanvi madam ne dekh liya
woh aayi mere paas
aur mujhe princi ke office mein chalne ko boli
main princi ke office mein khada tha
jaanvi madam use sab kuchh bata rahi thi
principal..bhadra kya hai yeh sab
beta maar peet karne ki kya jarurat hai
koi problem hai
toh mujhe batao
main..koi problem nahi hai sir
aap jayada mat sochiye

yeh bolke main wahan se nikal gaya
jaanvi..isse jyada badtameez student maine aaj tak nahi dekha
aapne kuchh bola kyun nahi
principal..madam aap use nahi jaanti
aapke liye behtar yahi hoga
ki aap usse door rahein

main jab class mein pahuncha
toh dekha sab mujhe ghur rahi thi
ladkiya
raveena..bhadra yeh main kya sun rahi hoon
Amrita tumhari gf hai
toh phir main kaun hoon
main..are woh maine jhuth bola tha
aisa kuchh nahi hai

tabhi meri najar gate pe padi
jahan Amrita khadi thi
chud gayi maiyya
amrita rote hue wahan se bhaag gayi
main raveena ko ghurne laga
raveena.. mujhe kyun ghur rahe ho
main.. kyunki main madarchod hoon

aur main chair uthake zameen pe de maara
raveena ki gand fat gayi
main Amrita ko dhundne laga
main kuchh students se puchha
toh pata chala
ki Amrita chhat pe gayi hai
tabhi sab ladke college campus mein cheekhne lage
main chhat pe pahuncha
toh Dekha Amrita boundary ke upar khadi hui thi
main..kya kar rahi ho
amrita..kuchh nahi
tum jaao yahan se
main..utro neeche
tumhara dimaag kharab hai
amrita..haan mera dimaag kharab hai
main paagal hoon tumhare pyar mein
main tumhare bina nahi jee sakti
nahi jee sakti tumhare bina main
aaj ek pal ki khushi deke
tumne mujhse chheen li
mujhse bardasht nahi ho raha hai
main.. main karta hoon tumse pyar
please aisa mat karo
amrita..koi jarurat nahi hai
mujhpe ehsaan karne ki

yeh bolke Amrita ne aankhein band kar li
aur chhat se neeche kood gayi
bhosdi behen ki laudi
main teleport ho gaya
aur daredevil mein badal gaya
aur beech mein hi amrita ko pakad liya
aur Phir teleport hoke zameen pe pahunch gaya
aur main ek pal bhi bina ruke
teleport hoke chhat pe pahunch gaya
aur uske baad main wahan se neeche aaya
huma..tu paagal hai
kya karne gayi thi
aaj agar daredevil tujhe nahi bachata
toh

amrita zameen pe baithke rone lagi
main uske paas pahuncha
isse pehle woh kuchh bolti
main use kiss karne laga
sab shout karne lage
raveena mujhe achchi lagti thi
lekin main pyar sirf apne badle se karta tha
mera pehla aur aakhri pyar badla hai....

Bahot shaandaar mmazedar update dost

 

[Naik]

UPDATE 18
Main mom ke bagal mein unka hath pakad ke let gaya
uske baad main apni ring ki taraf dekhke
apni aankhein band kar liya
yeh toh mom ki company hai behenchod
main mom ke office mein pahuncha
toh dekha mom Kisi behen ke laude se lipti hui thi
main.. madarchod
teri maa ko chodu

yeh sunte hi mom aur woh shakhs mujhe dekhne laga
main jab uska chehra dekha
toh mera khoon khaul gaya
yeh bhosdika dheeraj
cm ka jeeja
are wohi behen ka lauda
mera chacha
mom..beta tum yahan kya kar rahe ho

main dheeraj ke gidebaan pakda
mom..bhadra beta
main..rote hue..aap nahi sudhrengi
aapka kuchh nahi ho sakta
laanat hai mujhpe
mom..beta mera baat toh suno
tum jaisa soch rahe ho
waisa kuchh bhi nahi hai
main.. i love you mom
main aapko kisi ka hota hua nahi Dekh sakta
aap sirf meri ho

yeh bolke main dheeraj ke sath 13th floor se kood gaya
mom.. cheekhte hue..bhadra mere bachche

aur mom ki aankh khul gayi
waise agar main Normal insaan rehta
toh jaisa ki main sapno mein mar gaya tha
waise hi main asli duniya mein bhi mar jaata
lekin humri body immortal hai
isi liye hum nahi mar sakte
mom paseene se bheeg chuki thi

tabhi unki najar mujhpe padi
woh mujhse lipat gayi
aur munh band karke rone lagi
mom..aakhir kyun ho raha hai
mere sath yeh sab
bhadra mere bachche
main kyun aise sapne Dekh rahi hoon
man..kya tu nahi jaanti
ki tu kyun aise sapne dekh rahi hai
mom..nahi
man..toh sun tere jism ki aag itni badh gayi hai
ki ab tu khud ko nahi rok sakti
har pal tere man mein ek hi baat rehti hai
aakhir kab tere jism ki aag thandi hogi
mom..toh kya yeh galat hai
main kaunsa galat kar rahi hoon
nisha ke janam ke baad hi mere pati Lapata ho gaye
tabse ab tak maine khud ko sambhala hua tha
lekin jab bhadra coma mein gaya
tab dheeraj ne mujhe himmat di
usne mera sath ek pal ke liye bhi nahi chhoda
uske baad mujhe woh achcha lagne laga
uske kareeb aane se mere vaasna jo soyi hui thi
woh jaag gayi
lekin mere bete ne us ummid ko hi khatam kar diya
man..tu Apne bhadra se pyar karti hai
ya phir Dheeraj se
mom.. dono alag alag hain
man.. Yaad rakhna
ek pal aisa aayega
jab tera sapna haqqeqat ban jaayega
tere bete ki laash tere saamne hogi
phir jisse bhi apni garmi thandi karni ho kar lena
mom..nahi maine apne bete ko vachan Diya hai
main apna vachan kabhi nahi todungi
lekin bhadra yahan kya kar raha hai
woh yahan kaise aaya
kya main use utha doon
nahi woh samjhega
ki main usse pyar nahi karti
sone deti hoon
subah puchungi
ki aakhir kyun woh aaya tha
mere bed pe sone

aur phir mom ne beech mein pillow rakh diya
aur phir so gayi
unke sote hi main jaag gaya
aur apne room mein aake so gaya
behenchod main socha tha jaake mom ke sath romance karunga
lekin yahan marna pad gaya
aur phir main subah utha
ready hoke neeche gaya
neha bhosdi abhi bhi nahi aayi thi
iski maa ko chodu
kahin yeh bhosdi bhi toh kisi se pat nahi gayi
dekhna padega
main breakfast karne laga
nisha bhi thi
nisha..bhaiya kya hua chup kyun hain aap
main..bas aise hi
nisha..aise hi kaun chup hota hai
kya soch rahe hain
main..man mein..tumhari maa ko kaise chodu
nisha..aankh dikhate hue..kya bole aap

behenchod meri gand fat gayi
gale mein khaana atak gaya
main buri tarah khaasne laga
nisha glass mere honto se laga di
main paani pee liya
nisha meri peeth sehlane lagi
mom..kya hua bhadra
main..kuchh nahi mom
i am ok
nisha..kya bachcho ki tarah khaate hain

uske baad main Nisha ko uske school chhodne gaya
woh mere honto pe kiss karke chali gayi
ab mom pe toh pehla vaar ho gaya
ab baari hai
aarushi ki maa alka ki
wohi bhosdi cm ki biwi

main gurads se bola
ki phone karke bol bhadra aaya hai

gurad ne andar baat karke
gate khol diya
security kaafi tight kar di thi
ab kuchh logo ko confusion hai
ki veer aur bhadra ka chehra same hai ya nahi
toh hum dono ka chehra same nahi hai
jab main daredevil banta hoon
tab veer bana rehta hoon
aur waise bhadra
humara chehra alag alag hai

alka chachi humesha ki Tarah
saari pehne hue thi
jismein unki kamar ke darshan ho rahe the
main jaake unke pair chhua
unhone mujhe blessings Diya
alka..toh aagayi tujhe meri yaad
main..kaisi baatein kar rahi hain aap
aapko toh pata hai.kitna busy rehta hoon main
alka..haan haan pata hai
kitna busy rehta hai tu
chal baith
main..aap ko kya hua
alka.. mujhe kya hoga
mujhe toh kuchh nahi hua hai
main..toh phir aapka chehra murjhaya hua kyun hai
alka.. aisa toh nahi hai
main..chacha kaise hain
alka..theek hain
main..itne rukhe andaz mein kabse aap chacha ke baare mein baat karni lagi
alka..man mein..jabse us kameene ki sachchayi pata chali hai
neech kahin ka
main..kya soch rahi hain
alka..koi gf banayi ki nahi
main..main Kahan se banau
meri shakal dekhiye
mujh jaise ki kaun bf banegi
alka..maarungi bahut.tu toh kitna handsome hai
aur waise bhi tu agar apne paise dikhayega
toh koi na koi tujhe line jarur degi
main..i hate fucking show off
alka.. language
main.. sorry
alka..kuchh maangu tujhse dega

lund maang lo abhi de dunga
teeno chhed mein
main..yeah sure
alka..main yeh chahti hoon
ki aaj se amrita tere sath college jaaye
wapas aaye
aur tujhe uspe nahar bhi rakhni hogi
main..baaki sab toh theek hai
lekin najar kyun rakhni hai
alka..woh mujhe baba jee ne bataya hai
ki Amrita kisi galat ladke ke chakkar mein fans sakti hai
main..waise toh mujhe in baato pe vishwaas nahi hai
lekin phir bhi main jo kar sakta hoon karunga
alka..beti amrita college nahi jaana hai kya
Amrita..aayi Mummy

kuchh der baad Amrita Apne room se bahar nikli
aur mujhe dekhte hi uski saansein ruk gayi
Amrita..man mein..kitne pyare lag rahe ho
man karta hoon
tumhein apne seene se laga loon
alka..kya soch rahi hai
amrita..kuchh bhi toh nahi
alka.. Dekh tera bhai aaya hai
amrita..man mein..bhai hoga aapka
mera toh saiyya hai yeh
alka..phir sochne lag gayi
amrita..nahi toh
alka..woh bhadra keh raha tha
ki aaj se woh hi tujhe college drop jar dega
aur ghar bhi le aayega

amrita..man mein..sach mein
kya bhadra bhi mujhse pyar karta hai
kya woh jaan gaya hai
ki main uske bina nahi jee sakti
alka..kya hua
amrita..theek hai
mujhe koi problem nahi hai
alka..yeh hui na baat
chalo ab dono nashta karo
aur jaao sath mein

woh nashta kar raha tha
aur main use chupke chupke Dekh rahi thi
tabhi ek pal ke liye meri hum dono ki najar ek dusre se takrayi
aur main sharma ke neeche dekhne lagi
phir meri himmat nahi hui
ki main use dobara Dekhu

waise mujhe Pata tha ki woh mujhse pyar karti hai
kyunki 10th mein usne mujhe ek letter Diya tha
main use padhke faad Diya
mujhe bada gussa aaya tha us waqt
maine Amrita ko dhamkaya
ki agar woh Kabhi dobara mujhse yeh sab baatein karegi
toh main uncle ko bata dunga

aur aaj Dekho mujhe use pet se karna hai
uski dono behno ko karna hai
uski maa ko karna hai
apni maa ko karna hai
neha ko karna hai

uske baad hum college pahunch gaye
na maine usse baat kiya
aur na usne mujhse
hum jaa rahe the
tabhi kisi ladki ne Amrita ki gand pe thappad maar diya
bhosdi mere maal ko touch karti hai

main maara use ek hath
uske gaalo pe meri ungliyo ke nishaan chhap gaye
sab shocked hoke mujhe dekhne lage

yeh dekhke ek ladka
kisi aur ladke ke paas gaya
jo gaya tha uska naam champak tha
aur jiske paas gaya tha
uska naam aslam tha
champak..bhai teri behen ko kisi ne thappad maar diya

yeh sunke aslam ki jhaantein sulag gayi

amrita..bhadra yeh kya kar rahe ho
main..isne tumhein touch kaise kiya
amrita.. woh meri freind hai
main.. freind my foot
kaunsi freind apni freind ke peeche hath maarti hai
amrita..bhadra this is not fair
sorry bolo huma se
huma..waise yeh hai kaun
jisne mere gaal laal kar diye
tere chakkar mein
amrita..yeh yeh
main..main iska bf hoon
mera naam bhadra hai
dobara meri gf ko inappropriate Tarah se touch nahi karna
huma..ok nahi karungi
handshake kar sakti hoon
amrita.. man mein..god kya maine kuchh galat suna
kya bhadra ne mujhe apni gf kaha
kya ab woh mujhse pyar karta hai
thank you god thank you
main..nahi
huma..hanste hue.. bade possessive ho

abhi main yeh bolta tabhi mujhe ehsaas hua
ki koi mujhe peechhe se maar raha hai
main maara ghumake uske seene pe laat
aur tabhi meri najar padi uspe
yeh toh aslam hai
student council ka president
woh maar khaake phir se khada ho chuka tha
aslam..you bastard teri himmat kaise hui
tune hath kaise uthaya meri behen pe
huma..aslam cool down
woh ek misunderstanding thi
jo khatam ho gayi hai
aslam..tum hato
isko toh main dekhunga
iski khaal nahi kheench liya toh
main.. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

yeh sunke sab hansne lage
aslam..jitna udna hai
main..blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

aslam jhunjla gaya
huma bhi ek pal ke liye hans di
huma..tujhe meri kasam
chal yahan se

main..sun lo re sab
agar kisi ne Amrita ko touch bhi kiya
toh uski maa chod dunga

ab hote Hain kuchh log
jinki gaand mein keeda hota hai
yeh sab alina bhi Dekh rahi thi
alina..yeh kaun bitch hai
jise bhadra apni gf bata raha hai
khoon kar dungi kutiya ka
mere bhadra ki gf banegi

tabhi ek ladka aage aaya
ladka.. kyun be apne aapko jyada qaabil samajhta hai
saale humari maa pe jaayega

yeh sunke jo main use punch maarna shuru kiya
kabhi munh pe Kabhi pet mein
Kabhi seene pe
saale ka thobda bigaad diya
main..main teri maa pe gaya behenchod
maine yeh kaha agar kisi ne meri amrita ko touch kiya
toh uski uski uski
maa chod dunga

ab yeh jaanvi madam ne dekh liya
woh aayi mere paas
aur mujhe princi ke office mein chalne ko boli
main princi ke office mein khada tha
jaanvi madam use sab kuchh bata rahi thi
principal..bhadra kya hai yeh sab
beta maar peet karne ki kya jarurat hai
koi problem hai
toh mujhe batao
main..koi problem nahi hai sir
aap jayada mat sochiye

yeh bolke main wahan se nikal gaya
jaanvi..isse jyada badtameez student maine aaj tak nahi dekha
aapne kuchh bola kyun nahi
principal..madam aap use nahi jaanti
aapke liye behtar yahi hoga
ki aap usse door rahein

main jab class mein pahuncha
toh dekha sab mujhe ghur rahi thi
ladkiya
raveena..bhadra yeh main kya sun rahi hoon
Amrita tumhari gf hai
toh phir main kaun hoon
main..are woh maine jhuth bola tha
aisa kuchh nahi hai

tabhi meri najar gate pe padi
jahan Amrita khadi thi
chud gayi maiyya
amrita rote hue wahan se bhaag gayi
main raveena ko ghurne laga
raveena.. mujhe kyun ghur rahe ho
main.. kyunki main madarchod hoon

aur main chair uthake zameen pe de maara
raveena ki gand fat gayi
main Amrita ko dhundne laga
main kuchh students se puchha
toh pata chala
ki Amrita chhat pe gayi hai
tabhi sab ladke college campus mein cheekhne lage
main chhat pe pahuncha
toh Dekha Amrita boundary ke upar khadi hui thi
main..kya kar rahi ho
amrita..kuchh nahi
tum jaao yahan se
main..utro neeche
tumhara dimaag kharab hai
amrita..haan mera dimaag kharab hai
main paagal hoon tumhare pyar mein
main tumhare bina nahi jee sakti
nahi jee sakti tumhare bina main
aaj ek pal ki khushi deke
tumne mujhse chheen li
mujhse bardasht nahi ho raha hai
main.. main karta hoon tumse pyar
please aisa mat karo
amrita..koi jarurat nahi hai
mujhpe ehsaan karne ki

yeh bolke Amrita ne aankhein band kar li
aur chhat se neeche kood gayi
bhosdi behen ki laudi
main teleport ho gaya
aur daredevil mein badal gaya
aur beech mein hi amrita ko pakad liya
aur Phir teleport hoke zameen pe pahunch gaya
aur main ek pal bhi bina ruke
teleport hoke chhat pe pahunch gaya
aur uske baad main wahan se neeche aaya
huma..tu paagal hai
kya karne gayi thi
aaj agar daredevil tujhe nahi bachata
toh

amrita zameen pe baithke rone lagi
main uske paas pahuncha
isse pehle woh kuchh bolti
main use kiss karne laga
sab shout karne lage
raveena mujhe achchi lagti thi
lekin main pyar sirf apne badle se karta tha
mera pehla aur aakhri pyar badla hai....

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[Naik]

UPDATE 18
Main mom ke bagal mein unka hath pakad ke let gaya
uske baad main apni ring ki taraf dekhke
apni aankhein band kar liya
yeh toh mom ki company hai behenchod
main mom ke office mein pahuncha
toh dekha mom Kisi behen ke laude se lipti hui thi
main.. madarchod
teri maa ko chodu

yeh sunte hi mom aur woh shakhs mujhe dekhne laga
main jab uska chehra dekha
toh mera khoon khaul gaya
yeh bhosdika dheeraj
cm ka jeeja
are wohi behen ka lauda
mera chacha
mom..beta tum yahan kya kar rahe ho

main dheeraj ke gidebaan pakda
mom..bhadra beta
main..rote hue..aap nahi sudhrengi
aapka kuchh nahi ho sakta
laanat hai mujhpe
mom..beta mera baat toh suno
tum jaisa soch rahe ho
waisa kuchh bhi nahi hai
main.. i love you mom
main aapko kisi ka hota hua nahi Dekh sakta
aap sirf meri ho

yeh bolke main dheeraj ke sath 13th floor se kood gaya
mom.. cheekhte hue..bhadra mere bachche

aur mom ki aankh khul gayi
waise agar main Normal insaan rehta
toh jaisa ki main sapno mein mar gaya tha
waise hi main asli duniya mein bhi mar jaata
lekin humri body immortal hai
isi liye hum nahi mar sakte
mom paseene se bheeg chuki thi

tabhi unki najar mujhpe padi
woh mujhse lipat gayi
aur munh band karke rone lagi
mom..aakhir kyun ho raha hai
mere sath yeh sab
bhadra mere bachche
main kyun aise sapne Dekh rahi hoon
man..kya tu nahi jaanti
ki tu kyun aise sapne dekh rahi hai
mom..nahi
man..toh sun tere jism ki aag itni badh gayi hai
ki ab tu khud ko nahi rok sakti
har pal tere man mein ek hi baat rehti hai
aakhir kab tere jism ki aag thandi hogi
mom..toh kya yeh galat hai
main kaunsa galat kar rahi hoon
nisha ke janam ke baad hi mere pati Lapata ho gaye
tabse ab tak maine khud ko sambhala hua tha
lekin jab bhadra coma mein gaya
tab dheeraj ne mujhe himmat di
usne mera sath ek pal ke liye bhi nahi chhoda
uske baad mujhe woh achcha lagne laga
uske kareeb aane se mere vaasna jo soyi hui thi
woh jaag gayi
lekin mere bete ne us ummid ko hi khatam kar diya
man..tu Apne bhadra se pyar karti hai
ya phir Dheeraj se
mom.. dono alag alag hain
man.. Yaad rakhna
ek pal aisa aayega
jab tera sapna haqqeqat ban jaayega
tere bete ki laash tere saamne hogi
phir jisse bhi apni garmi thandi karni ho kar lena
mom..nahi maine apne bete ko vachan Diya hai
main apna vachan kabhi nahi todungi
lekin bhadra yahan kya kar raha hai
woh yahan kaise aaya
kya main use utha doon
nahi woh samjhega
ki main usse pyar nahi karti
sone deti hoon
subah puchungi
ki aakhir kyun woh aaya tha
mere bed pe sone

aur phir mom ne beech mein pillow rakh diya
aur phir so gayi
unke sote hi main jaag gaya
aur apne room mein aake so gaya
behenchod main socha tha jaake mom ke sath romance karunga
lekin yahan marna pad gaya
aur phir main subah utha
ready hoke neeche gaya
neha bhosdi abhi bhi nahi aayi thi
iski maa ko chodu
kahin yeh bhosdi bhi toh kisi se pat nahi gayi
dekhna padega
main breakfast karne laga
nisha bhi thi
nisha..bhaiya kya hua chup kyun hain aap
main..bas aise hi
nisha..aise hi kaun chup hota hai
kya soch rahe hain
main..man mein..tumhari maa ko kaise chodu
nisha..aankh dikhate hue..kya bole aap

behenchod meri gand fat gayi
gale mein khaana atak gaya
main buri tarah khaasne laga
nisha glass mere honto se laga di
main paani pee liya
nisha meri peeth sehlane lagi
mom..kya hua bhadra
main..kuchh nahi mom
i am ok
nisha..kya bachcho ki tarah khaate hain

uske baad main Nisha ko uske school chhodne gaya
woh mere honto pe kiss karke chali gayi
ab mom pe toh pehla vaar ho gaya
ab baari hai
aarushi ki maa alka ki
wohi bhosdi cm ki biwi

main gurads se bola
ki phone karke bol bhadra aaya hai

gurad ne andar baat karke
gate khol diya
security kaafi tight kar di thi
ab kuchh logo ko confusion hai
ki veer aur bhadra ka chehra same hai ya nahi
toh hum dono ka chehra same nahi hai
jab main daredevil banta hoon
tab veer bana rehta hoon
aur waise bhadra
humara chehra alag alag hai

alka chachi humesha ki Tarah
saari pehne hue thi
jismein unki kamar ke darshan ho rahe the
main jaake unke pair chhua
unhone mujhe blessings Diya
alka..toh aagayi tujhe meri yaad
main..kaisi baatein kar rahi hain aap
aapko toh pata hai.kitna busy rehta hoon main
alka..haan haan pata hai
kitna busy rehta hai tu
chal baith
main..aap ko kya hua
alka.. mujhe kya hoga
mujhe toh kuchh nahi hua hai
main..toh phir aapka chehra murjhaya hua kyun hai
alka.. aisa toh nahi hai
main..chacha kaise hain
alka..theek hain
main..itne rukhe andaz mein kabse aap chacha ke baare mein baat karni lagi
alka..man mein..jabse us kameene ki sachchayi pata chali hai
neech kahin ka
main..kya soch rahi hain
alka..koi gf banayi ki nahi
main..main Kahan se banau
meri shakal dekhiye
mujh jaise ki kaun bf banegi
alka..maarungi bahut.tu toh kitna handsome hai
aur waise bhi tu agar apne paise dikhayega
toh koi na koi tujhe line jarur degi
main..i hate fucking show off
alka.. language
main.. sorry
alka..kuchh maangu tujhse dega

lund maang lo abhi de dunga
teeno chhed mein
main..yeah sure
alka..main yeh chahti hoon
ki aaj se amrita tere sath college jaaye
wapas aaye
aur tujhe uspe nahar bhi rakhni hogi
main..baaki sab toh theek hai
lekin najar kyun rakhni hai
alka..woh mujhe baba jee ne bataya hai
ki Amrita kisi galat ladke ke chakkar mein fans sakti hai
main..waise toh mujhe in baato pe vishwaas nahi hai
lekin phir bhi main jo kar sakta hoon karunga
alka..beti amrita college nahi jaana hai kya
Amrita..aayi Mummy

kuchh der baad Amrita Apne room se bahar nikli
aur mujhe dekhte hi uski saansein ruk gayi
Amrita..man mein..kitne pyare lag rahe ho
man karta hoon
tumhein apne seene se laga loon
alka..kya soch rahi hai
amrita..kuchh bhi toh nahi
alka.. Dekh tera bhai aaya hai
amrita..man mein..bhai hoga aapka
mera toh saiyya hai yeh
alka..phir sochne lag gayi
amrita..nahi toh
alka..woh bhadra keh raha tha
ki aaj se woh hi tujhe college drop jar dega
aur ghar bhi le aayega

amrita..man mein..sach mein
kya bhadra bhi mujhse pyar karta hai
kya woh jaan gaya hai
ki main uske bina nahi jee sakti
alka..kya hua
amrita..theek hai
mujhe koi problem nahi hai
alka..yeh hui na baat
chalo ab dono nashta karo
aur jaao sath mein

woh nashta kar raha tha
aur main use chupke chupke Dekh rahi thi
tabhi ek pal ke liye meri hum dono ki najar ek dusre se takrayi
aur main sharma ke neeche dekhne lagi
phir meri himmat nahi hui
ki main use dobara Dekhu

waise mujhe Pata tha ki woh mujhse pyar karti hai
kyunki 10th mein usne mujhe ek letter Diya tha
main use padhke faad Diya
mujhe bada gussa aaya tha us waqt
maine Amrita ko dhamkaya
ki agar woh Kabhi dobara mujhse yeh sab baatein karegi
toh main uncle ko bata dunga

aur aaj Dekho mujhe use pet se karna hai
uski dono behno ko karna hai
uski maa ko karna hai
apni maa ko karna hai
neha ko karna hai

uske baad hum college pahunch gaye
na maine usse baat kiya
aur na usne mujhse
hum jaa rahe the
tabhi kisi ladki ne Amrita ki gand pe thappad maar diya
bhosdi mere maal ko touch karti hai

main maara use ek hath
uske gaalo pe meri ungliyo ke nishaan chhap gaye
sab shocked hoke mujhe dekhne lage

yeh dekhke ek ladka
kisi aur ladke ke paas gaya
jo gaya tha uska naam champak tha
aur jiske paas gaya tha
uska naam aslam tha
champak..bhai teri behen ko kisi ne thappad maar diya

yeh sunke aslam ki jhaantein sulag gayi

amrita..bhadra yeh kya kar rahe ho
main..isne tumhein touch kaise kiya
amrita.. woh meri freind hai
main.. freind my foot
kaunsi freind apni freind ke peeche hath maarti hai
amrita..bhadra this is not fair
sorry bolo huma se
huma..waise yeh hai kaun
jisne mere gaal laal kar diye
tere chakkar mein
amrita..yeh yeh
main..main iska bf hoon
mera naam bhadra hai
dobara meri gf ko inappropriate Tarah se touch nahi karna
huma..ok nahi karungi
handshake kar sakti hoon
amrita.. man mein..god kya maine kuchh galat suna
kya bhadra ne mujhe apni gf kaha
kya ab woh mujhse pyar karta hai
thank you god thank you
main..nahi
huma..hanste hue.. bade possessive ho

abhi main yeh bolta tabhi mujhe ehsaas hua
ki koi mujhe peechhe se maar raha hai
main maara ghumake uske seene pe laat
aur tabhi meri najar padi uspe
yeh toh aslam hai
student council ka president
woh maar khaake phir se khada ho chuka tha
aslam..you bastard teri himmat kaise hui
tune hath kaise uthaya meri behen pe
huma..aslam cool down
woh ek misunderstanding thi
jo khatam ho gayi hai
aslam..tum hato
isko toh main dekhunga
iski khaal nahi kheench liya toh
main.. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

yeh sunke sab hansne lage
aslam..jitna udna hai
main..blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

aslam jhunjla gaya
huma bhi ek pal ke liye hans di
huma..tujhe meri kasam
chal yahan se

main..sun lo re sab
agar kisi ne Amrita ko touch bhi kiya
toh uski maa chod dunga

ab hote Hain kuchh log
jinki gaand mein keeda hota hai
yeh sab alina bhi Dekh rahi thi
alina..yeh kaun bitch hai
jise bhadra apni gf bata raha hai
khoon kar dungi kutiya ka
mere bhadra ki gf banegi

tabhi ek ladka aage aaya
ladka.. kyun be apne aapko jyada qaabil samajhta hai
saale humari maa pe jaayega

yeh sunke jo main use punch maarna shuru kiya
kabhi munh pe Kabhi pet mein
Kabhi seene pe
saale ka thobda bigaad diya
main..main teri maa pe gaya behenchod
maine yeh kaha agar kisi ne meri amrita ko touch kiya
toh uski uski uski
maa chod dunga

ab yeh jaanvi madam ne dekh liya
woh aayi mere paas
aur mujhe princi ke office mein chalne ko boli
main princi ke office mein khada tha
jaanvi madam use sab kuchh bata rahi thi
principal..bhadra kya hai yeh sab
beta maar peet karne ki kya jarurat hai
koi problem hai
toh mujhe batao
main..koi problem nahi hai sir
aap jayada mat sochiye

yeh bolke main wahan se nikal gaya
jaanvi..isse jyada badtameez student maine aaj tak nahi dekha
aapne kuchh bola kyun nahi
principal..madam aap use nahi jaanti
aapke liye behtar yahi hoga
ki aap usse door rahein

main jab class mein pahuncha
toh dekha sab mujhe ghur rahi thi
ladkiya
raveena..bhadra yeh main kya sun rahi hoon
Amrita tumhari gf hai
toh phir main kaun hoon
main..are woh maine jhuth bola tha
aisa kuchh nahi hai

tabhi meri najar gate pe padi
jahan Amrita khadi thi
chud gayi maiyya
amrita rote hue wahan se bhaag gayi
main raveena ko ghurne laga
raveena.. mujhe kyun ghur rahe ho
main.. kyunki main madarchod hoon

aur main chair uthake zameen pe de maara
raveena ki gand fat gayi
main Amrita ko dhundne laga
main kuchh students se puchha
toh pata chala
ki Amrita chhat pe gayi hai
tabhi sab ladke college campus mein cheekhne lage
main chhat pe pahuncha
toh Dekha Amrita boundary ke upar khadi hui thi
main..kya kar rahi ho
amrita..kuchh nahi
tum jaao yahan se
main..utro neeche
tumhara dimaag kharab hai
amrita..haan mera dimaag kharab hai
main paagal hoon tumhare pyar mein
main tumhare bina nahi jee sakti
nahi jee sakti tumhare bina main
aaj ek pal ki khushi deke
tumne mujhse chheen li
mujhse bardasht nahi ho raha hai
main.. main karta hoon tumse pyar
please aisa mat karo
amrita..koi jarurat nahi hai
mujhpe ehsaan karne ki

yeh bolke Amrita ne aankhein band kar li
aur chhat se neeche kood gayi
bhosdi behen ki laudi
main teleport ho gaya
aur daredevil mein badal gaya
aur beech mein hi amrita ko pakad liya
aur Phir teleport hoke zameen pe pahunch gaya
aur main ek pal bhi bina ruke
teleport hoke chhat pe pahunch gaya
aur uske baad main wahan se neeche aaya
huma..tu paagal hai
kya karne gayi thi
aaj agar daredevil tujhe nahi bachata
toh

amrita zameen pe baithke rone lagi
main uske paas pahuncha
isse pehle woh kuchh bolti
main use kiss karne laga
sab shout karne lage
raveena mujhe achchi lagti thi
lekin main pyar sirf apne badle se karta tha
mera pehla aur aakhri pyar badla hai....

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[Naik]

UPDATE 18
Main mom ke bagal mein unka hath pakad ke let gaya
uske baad main apni ring ki taraf dekhke
apni aankhein band kar liya
yeh toh mom ki company hai behenchod
main mom ke office mein pahuncha
toh dekha mom Kisi behen ke laude se lipti hui thi
main.. madarchod
teri maa ko chodu

yeh sunte hi mom aur woh shakhs mujhe dekhne laga
main jab uska chehra dekha
toh mera khoon khaul gaya
yeh bhosdika dheeraj
cm ka jeeja
are wohi behen ka lauda
mera chacha
mom..beta tum yahan kya kar rahe ho

main dheeraj ke gidebaan pakda
mom..bhadra beta
main..rote hue..aap nahi sudhrengi
aapka kuchh nahi ho sakta
laanat hai mujhpe
mom..beta mera baat toh suno
tum jaisa soch rahe ho
waisa kuchh bhi nahi hai
main.. i love you mom
main aapko kisi ka hota hua nahi Dekh sakta
aap sirf meri ho

yeh bolke main dheeraj ke sath 13th floor se kood gaya
mom.. cheekhte hue..bhadra mere bachche

aur mom ki aankh khul gayi
waise agar main Normal insaan rehta
toh jaisa ki main sapno mein mar gaya tha
waise hi main asli duniya mein bhi mar jaata
lekin humri body immortal hai
isi liye hum nahi mar sakte
mom paseene se bheeg chuki thi

tabhi unki najar mujhpe padi
woh mujhse lipat gayi
aur munh band karke rone lagi
mom..aakhir kyun ho raha hai
mere sath yeh sab
bhadra mere bachche
main kyun aise sapne Dekh rahi hoon
man..kya tu nahi jaanti
ki tu kyun aise sapne dekh rahi hai
mom..nahi
man..toh sun tere jism ki aag itni badh gayi hai
ki ab tu khud ko nahi rok sakti
har pal tere man mein ek hi baat rehti hai
aakhir kab tere jism ki aag thandi hogi
mom..toh kya yeh galat hai
main kaunsa galat kar rahi hoon
nisha ke janam ke baad hi mere pati Lapata ho gaye
tabse ab tak maine khud ko sambhala hua tha
lekin jab bhadra coma mein gaya
tab dheeraj ne mujhe himmat di
usne mera sath ek pal ke liye bhi nahi chhoda
uske baad mujhe woh achcha lagne laga
uske kareeb aane se mere vaasna jo soyi hui thi
woh jaag gayi
lekin mere bete ne us ummid ko hi khatam kar diya
man..tu Apne bhadra se pyar karti hai
ya phir Dheeraj se
mom.. dono alag alag hain
man.. Yaad rakhna
ek pal aisa aayega
jab tera sapna haqqeqat ban jaayega
tere bete ki laash tere saamne hogi
phir jisse bhi apni garmi thandi karni ho kar lena
mom..nahi maine apne bete ko vachan Diya hai
main apna vachan kabhi nahi todungi
lekin bhadra yahan kya kar raha hai
woh yahan kaise aaya
kya main use utha doon
nahi woh samjhega
ki main usse pyar nahi karti
sone deti hoon
subah puchungi
ki aakhir kyun woh aaya tha
mere bed pe sone

aur phir mom ne beech mein pillow rakh diya
aur phir so gayi
unke sote hi main jaag gaya
aur apne room mein aake so gaya
behenchod main socha tha jaake mom ke sath romance karunga
lekin yahan marna pad gaya
aur phir main subah utha
ready hoke neeche gaya
neha bhosdi abhi bhi nahi aayi thi
iski maa ko chodu
kahin yeh bhosdi bhi toh kisi se pat nahi gayi
dekhna padega
main breakfast karne laga
nisha bhi thi
nisha..bhaiya kya hua chup kyun hain aap
main..bas aise hi
nisha..aise hi kaun chup hota hai
kya soch rahe hain
main..man mein..tumhari maa ko kaise chodu
nisha..aankh dikhate hue..kya bole aap

behenchod meri gand fat gayi
gale mein khaana atak gaya
main buri tarah khaasne laga
nisha glass mere honto se laga di
main paani pee liya
nisha meri peeth sehlane lagi
mom..kya hua bhadra
main..kuchh nahi mom
i am ok
nisha..kya bachcho ki tarah khaate hain

uske baad main Nisha ko uske school chhodne gaya
woh mere honto pe kiss karke chali gayi
ab mom pe toh pehla vaar ho gaya
ab baari hai
aarushi ki maa alka ki
wohi bhosdi cm ki biwi

main gurads se bola
ki phone karke bol bhadra aaya hai

gurad ne andar baat karke
gate khol diya
security kaafi tight kar di thi
ab kuchh logo ko confusion hai
ki veer aur bhadra ka chehra same hai ya nahi
toh hum dono ka chehra same nahi hai
jab main daredevil banta hoon
tab veer bana rehta hoon
aur waise bhadra
humara chehra alag alag hai

alka chachi humesha ki Tarah
saari pehne hue thi
jismein unki kamar ke darshan ho rahe the
main jaake unke pair chhua
unhone mujhe blessings Diya
alka..toh aagayi tujhe meri yaad
main..kaisi baatein kar rahi hain aap
aapko toh pata hai.kitna busy rehta hoon main
alka..haan haan pata hai
kitna busy rehta hai tu
chal baith
main..aap ko kya hua
alka.. mujhe kya hoga
mujhe toh kuchh nahi hua hai
main..toh phir aapka chehra murjhaya hua kyun hai
alka.. aisa toh nahi hai
main..chacha kaise hain
alka..theek hain
main..itne rukhe andaz mein kabse aap chacha ke baare mein baat karni lagi
alka..man mein..jabse us kameene ki sachchayi pata chali hai
neech kahin ka
main..kya soch rahi hain
alka..koi gf banayi ki nahi
main..main Kahan se banau
meri shakal dekhiye
mujh jaise ki kaun bf banegi
alka..maarungi bahut.tu toh kitna handsome hai
aur waise bhi tu agar apne paise dikhayega
toh koi na koi tujhe line jarur degi
main..i hate fucking show off
alka.. language
main.. sorry
alka..kuchh maangu tujhse dega

lund maang lo abhi de dunga
teeno chhed mein
main..yeah sure
alka..main yeh chahti hoon
ki aaj se amrita tere sath college jaaye
wapas aaye
aur tujhe uspe nahar bhi rakhni hogi
main..baaki sab toh theek hai
lekin najar kyun rakhni hai
alka..woh mujhe baba jee ne bataya hai
ki Amrita kisi galat ladke ke chakkar mein fans sakti hai
main..waise toh mujhe in baato pe vishwaas nahi hai
lekin phir bhi main jo kar sakta hoon karunga
alka..beti amrita college nahi jaana hai kya
Amrita..aayi Mummy

kuchh der baad Amrita Apne room se bahar nikli
aur mujhe dekhte hi uski saansein ruk gayi
Amrita..man mein..kitne pyare lag rahe ho
man karta hoon
tumhein apne seene se laga loon
alka..kya soch rahi hai
amrita..kuchh bhi toh nahi
alka.. Dekh tera bhai aaya hai
amrita..man mein..bhai hoga aapka
mera toh saiyya hai yeh
alka..phir sochne lag gayi
amrita..nahi toh
alka..woh bhadra keh raha tha
ki aaj se woh hi tujhe college drop jar dega
aur ghar bhi le aayega

amrita..man mein..sach mein
kya bhadra bhi mujhse pyar karta hai
kya woh jaan gaya hai
ki main uske bina nahi jee sakti
alka..kya hua
amrita..theek hai
mujhe koi problem nahi hai
alka..yeh hui na baat
chalo ab dono nashta karo
aur jaao sath mein

woh nashta kar raha tha
aur main use chupke chupke Dekh rahi thi
tabhi ek pal ke liye meri hum dono ki najar ek dusre se takrayi
aur main sharma ke neeche dekhne lagi
phir meri himmat nahi hui
ki main use dobara Dekhu

waise mujhe Pata tha ki woh mujhse pyar karti hai
kyunki 10th mein usne mujhe ek letter Diya tha
main use padhke faad Diya
mujhe bada gussa aaya tha us waqt
maine Amrita ko dhamkaya
ki agar woh Kabhi dobara mujhse yeh sab baatein karegi
toh main uncle ko bata dunga

aur aaj Dekho mujhe use pet se karna hai
uski dono behno ko karna hai
uski maa ko karna hai
apni maa ko karna hai
neha ko karna hai

uske baad hum college pahunch gaye
na maine usse baat kiya
aur na usne mujhse
hum jaa rahe the
tabhi kisi ladki ne Amrita ki gand pe thappad maar diya
bhosdi mere maal ko touch karti hai

main maara use ek hath
uske gaalo pe meri ungliyo ke nishaan chhap gaye
sab shocked hoke mujhe dekhne lage

yeh dekhke ek ladka
kisi aur ladke ke paas gaya
jo gaya tha uska naam champak tha
aur jiske paas gaya tha
uska naam aslam tha
champak..bhai teri behen ko kisi ne thappad maar diya

yeh sunke aslam ki jhaantein sulag gayi

amrita..bhadra yeh kya kar rahe ho
main..isne tumhein touch kaise kiya
amrita.. woh meri freind hai
main.. freind my foot
kaunsi freind apni freind ke peeche hath maarti hai
amrita..bhadra this is not fair
sorry bolo huma se
huma..waise yeh hai kaun
jisne mere gaal laal kar diye
tere chakkar mein
amrita..yeh yeh
main..main iska bf hoon
mera naam bhadra hai
dobara meri gf ko inappropriate Tarah se touch nahi karna
huma..ok nahi karungi
handshake kar sakti hoon
amrita.. man mein..god kya maine kuchh galat suna
kya bhadra ne mujhe apni gf kaha
kya ab woh mujhse pyar karta hai
thank you god thank you
main..nahi
huma..hanste hue.. bade possessive ho

abhi main yeh bolta tabhi mujhe ehsaas hua
ki koi mujhe peechhe se maar raha hai
main maara ghumake uske seene pe laat
aur tabhi meri najar padi uspe
yeh toh aslam hai
student council ka president
woh maar khaake phir se khada ho chuka tha
aslam..you bastard teri himmat kaise hui
tune hath kaise uthaya meri behen pe
huma..aslam cool down
woh ek misunderstanding thi
jo khatam ho gayi hai
aslam..tum hato
isko toh main dekhunga
iski khaal nahi kheench liya toh
main.. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

yeh sunke sab hansne lage
aslam..jitna udna hai
main..blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

aslam jhunjla gaya
huma bhi ek pal ke liye hans di
huma..tujhe meri kasam
chal yahan se

main..sun lo re sab
agar kisi ne Amrita ko touch bhi kiya
toh uski maa chod dunga

ab hote Hain kuchh log
jinki gaand mein keeda hota hai
yeh sab alina bhi Dekh rahi thi
alina..yeh kaun bitch hai
jise bhadra apni gf bata raha hai
khoon kar dungi kutiya ka
mere bhadra ki gf banegi

tabhi ek ladka aage aaya
ladka.. kyun be apne aapko jyada qaabil samajhta hai
saale humari maa pe jaayega

yeh sunke jo main use punch maarna shuru kiya
kabhi munh pe Kabhi pet mein
Kabhi seene pe
saale ka thobda bigaad diya
main..main teri maa pe gaya behenchod
maine yeh kaha agar kisi ne meri amrita ko touch kiya
toh uski uski uski
maa chod dunga

ab yeh jaanvi madam ne dekh liya
woh aayi mere paas
aur mujhe princi ke office mein chalne ko boli
main princi ke office mein khada tha
jaanvi madam use sab kuchh bata rahi thi
principal..bhadra kya hai yeh sab
beta maar peet karne ki kya jarurat hai
koi problem hai
toh mujhe batao
main..koi problem nahi hai sir
aap jayada mat sochiye

yeh bolke main wahan se nikal gaya
jaanvi..isse jyada badtameez student maine aaj tak nahi dekha
aapne kuchh bola kyun nahi
principal..madam aap use nahi jaanti
aapke liye behtar yahi hoga
ki aap usse door rahein

main jab class mein pahuncha
toh dekha sab mujhe ghur rahi thi
ladkiya
raveena..bhadra yeh main kya sun rahi hoon
Amrita tumhari gf hai
toh phir main kaun hoon
main..are woh maine jhuth bola tha
aisa kuchh nahi hai

tabhi meri najar gate pe padi
jahan Amrita khadi thi
chud gayi maiyya
amrita rote hue wahan se bhaag gayi
main raveena ko ghurne laga
raveena.. mujhe kyun ghur rahe ho
main.. kyunki main madarchod hoon

aur main chair uthake zameen pe de maara
raveena ki gand fat gayi
main Amrita ko dhundne laga
main kuchh students se puchha
toh pata chala
ki Amrita chhat pe gayi hai
tabhi sab ladke college campus mein cheekhne lage
main chhat pe pahuncha
toh Dekha Amrita boundary ke upar khadi hui thi
main..kya kar rahi ho
amrita..kuchh nahi
tum jaao yahan se
main..utro neeche
tumhara dimaag kharab hai
amrita..haan mera dimaag kharab hai
main paagal hoon tumhare pyar mein
main tumhare bina nahi jee sakti
nahi jee sakti tumhare bina main
aaj ek pal ki khushi deke
tumne mujhse chheen li
mujhse bardasht nahi ho raha hai
main.. main karta hoon tumse pyar
please aisa mat karo
amrita..koi jarurat nahi hai
mujhpe ehsaan karne ki

yeh bolke Amrita ne aankhein band kar li
aur chhat se neeche kood gayi
bhosdi behen ki laudi
main teleport ho gaya
aur daredevil mein badal gaya
aur beech mein hi amrita ko pakad liya
aur Phir teleport hoke zameen pe pahunch gaya
aur main ek pal bhi bina ruke
teleport hoke chhat pe pahunch gaya
aur uske baad main wahan se neeche aaya
huma..tu paagal hai
kya karne gayi thi
aaj agar daredevil tujhe nahi bachata
toh

amrita zameen pe baithke rone lagi
main uske paas pahuncha
isse pehle woh kuchh bolti
main use kiss karne laga
sab shout karne lage
raveena mujhe achchi lagti thi
lekin main pyar sirf apne badle se karta tha
mera pehla aur aakhri pyar badla hai....

Bahot shaandaar mmazedar update dost

 

[Jassybabra]

Nice update

 

[Black]

UPDATE 18
jaise hi mujhe bhadra ne kiss kiya
main shocked ho gayi
mujhe samajh nahi aaraha tha
main kya karu
woh sabke saamne mujhe kiss kar raha tha
meri saari takleef gayab ho gayi thi

main kiss karke amrita ko dekhne laga
main..i love you
chaho toh mera dil cheerke dekh lo
lekin please yeh mat bolna
ki main acting kar raha hoon
ya phir tumpe ehsaan kar raha hoon

yeh sunte hi Amrita mere seene se lagke rone lagi
main uske sar ko sehlane laga
main..ab kyun ro rahi ho
amrita.. kyunki main bahut khush hoon

yeh bolke Amrita mujhe dekhi

wohin dusri taraf alisha hum dono ko ghur ghur ke dekh rahi thi
alisha..man mein..tum sirf mere ho
agar koi humare beech aaya
toh main use jaan se maar dungi

aur phir alisha apne aansu pochhte hue
wahan se chali gayi

kuchh der baad main aur Amrita cafe mein baithe coffee pe rahe the
main..ab yu hi dekhti rahogi
ya phir kuchh bologi bhi
amrita..raveena ka kya hoga
main..woh toh main tumhein jealous karna chahta tha
amrita..sach mein
main..yep
amrita..toh phir tumhein use mere saamne thappad maarna hoga
main.. Amrita meri baat dhyan se suno
tum mujhse pyar karti ho
main tumse karta hoon
lekin agar tum yeh kahogi
ki main us pyar ko saabit karu
toh main karunga
lekin kisi ko bina hurt kiye

yeh sunke Amrita muskura di
aur mere gaal kheench li

sun be tujhse baat karni hai

main..kaun hai be
jo mere dimaag mein gunj raha hai

senior.. senior
main..oh aap ho
bolo
senior..main kuchh samay ke liye ja raha hoon
tujhe mera ek kaam karna hoga
main..ok
senior..ek locket hai
main..haan toh
senior.. behenchod poori baat sunega
main..toh behenchod bataiye na
senior..tujhe us locket ko Apne paas rakhna hai
main.. kyun
senior..kya bola
main..are matlab wajah toh pata ho
main us locket ka kya karunga
senior..re betichod us locket ko apne gale mein pehenna hai
jab main wapas aaunga
toh le lunga
main..lekin aisa kya hai
us locket mein
senior..lund hai
abe tujhe usse kya
tu karega ya phir main shakti ke paas jaaun
main..are theek hai main rakh lunga
senior..apne gale mein dekh

yeh sunke main gale ko Dekha
woh locket mere gale mein tha
main.. chutiya lag raha hoon
senior..happ

aur phir senior ki awaj nahi aayi
main apna sar khujane laga
ki aakhir aisa kya hai
is locket mein

amrita..kya hua kahan kho gaye
main..kahin bhi toh nahi
amrita..ab aage ka kya
main..kya matlab
padhai poori karne ke baad
shaadi phir bachche

yeh sunke Amrita blush karne lagi
amrita..woh nahi
mujhe yeh jaan na hai
ki aakhir kaise hum yeh sab apni family se chhipayenge
main.. don't worry
bhadra will handle
amrita..ok
main..ab college chalogi
ya phir kahin aur
Amrita..tum jahan bologe chalne ko
chal lungi
main..oyo chalein

yeh sunke Amrita mujhe ghurne lagi
main apni battisi dikha diya
amrita..bahut maarungi

main apna gaal aage kar diya
woh mere gaal kheench li
aur phir hum wahan se nikal gaye
long drive pe


door kahin galaxy mein
ek duniya thi
jahan aaj bhi raja the
aur poori duniya pe king dan ka raaj tha
sab sabha mein baithe hue
soch mein doobe hue the
tabhi senapati jiska naam
ron tha
usne bolna shuru kiya
ron..my lord kyun na hum earth pe humla kar dein

yeh sunke king muskura pada
dan..shauk se attack karo
lekin raaste mein Lucifer mila
toh kya tum wapas laut paaoge

Lucifer ka naam sunke sabki gaand fat gayi
ron..lekin sir maine pata kiya hai
Lucifer ab existence mein nahi hai
pata nahi woh achanak kahan gayab ho gaya hai
dan..theek hai phir ek kaam karo
apne do sabse qaabil yoddha ko bhejo earth pe
woh locket leke aane ko
agar woh zinda wapas laut gaye
toh hum earth pe attack karenge
ron.. theek hai
tum sabmein se woh kaun hai
jo earth pe jaana chahta hai

kisi ne bhi hath nahi uthaya
sabki gaand fat ke chaar hui padi thi
tabhi do ladki jo ki warriors thi
woh aage aayi
dono behne thi
ek ka naam
mary tha
aur dusri ka naam asuka tha
ron..bahut achche meri bachchiyo
ab jaao Aur bina locket ke wapas mat aana

dono dan ke saamne jhuk gayi
aur phir woh dono ek bridge pe thi
kuchh der baad unke upar ek white raushni gidi
aur Woh dono gayab hoke
earth pe pahunch gayi
unke suit mein ek device tha
jo unhein locket ki location de raha tha

dono ne ek dusre ki taraf dekha
aur phir dono ne apni aankhein band ki
dono ek normal ladki ki tarah dikhne lagi
phir dono nikal padi
us locket ki talash mein

shaam tak hum ghar wapas aagaye
main use uske ghar chhodne gaya
alka..kuchh khaayega
main.. Nahi
alka..tujhe yeh Pareshaan toh nahi karti
main..nahi toh

saali chachi badi hot thi
unehin dekhke mera lund khada ho gaya
kya karu
Apne ghar ki aurto ko dekhke
dil machalne lagta hai
behenchod
lund bhi machalta hai

aaj raat is bhosdi ke sapne mein bhi jaaunga
main ghar aagaya
aur bina khaaye Apne room mein aagaya
kyunki mera khoon khaul raha tha
kuchh der baad neha mere room mein aayi
neha.. kya hua khana kyun nahi kha raha hai
main..bas aise hi
neha..abhi tak gussa hai
main..main hoon kaun aapka
neha..tu mera kutta hai
main..mujhe aapse baat nahi karni aap jaao yahan se
neha..haan ab sab kuchh toh le liya mera
ab mujhse baat kyun karega

yeh sunke main neha ko daboch liya
main.. faaltu ki bakwaas mat kiya karo
neha.. sorry na
tujhe toh pata hai
main head surgeon hoon
mujhe har surgery mein rehna padta hai
main..jo karna hai kijiye

neha mujhe kiss karne lagi...

 

[CKP]

UPDATE 19
jaise hi mujhe bhadra ne kiss kiya
main shocked ho gayi
mujhe samajh nahi aaraha tha
main kya karu
woh sabke saamne mujhe kiss kar raha tha
meri saari takleef gayab ho gayi thi

main kiss karke amrita ko dekhne laga
main..i love you
chaho toh mera dil cheerke dekh lo
lekin please yeh mat bolna
ki main acting kar raha hoon
ya phir tumpe ehsaan kar raha hoon

yeh sunte hi Amrita mere seene se lagke rone lagi
main uske sar ko sehlane laga
main..ab kyun ro rahi ho
amrita.. kyunki main bahut khush hoon

yeh bolke Amrita mujhe dekhi

wohin dusri taraf alisha hum dono ko ghur ghur ke dekh rahi thi
alisha..man mein..tum sirf mere ho
agar koi humare beech aaya
toh main use jaan se maar dungi

aur phir alisha apne aansu pochhte hue
wahan se chali gayi

kuchh der baad main aur Amrita cafe mein baithe coffee pe rahe the
main..ab yu hi dekhti rahogi
ya phir kuchh bologi bhi
amrita..raveena ka kya hoga
main..woh toh main tumhein jealous karna chahta tha
amrita..sach mein
main..yep
amrita..toh phir tumhein use mere saamne thappad maarna hoga
main.. Amrita meri baat dhyan se suno
tum mujhse pyar karti ho
main tumse karta hoon
lekin agar tum yeh kahogi
ki main us pyar ko saabit karu
toh main karunga
lekin kisi ko bina hurt kiye

yeh sunke Amrita muskura di
aur mere gaal kheench li

sun be tujhse baat karni hai

main..kaun hai be
jo mere dimaag mein gunj raha hai

senior.. senior
main..oh aap ho
bolo
senior..main kuchh samay ke liye ja raha hoon
tujhe mera ek kaam karna hoga
main..ok
senior..ek locket hai
main..haan toh
senior.. behenchod poori baat sunega
main..toh behenchod bataiye na
senior..tujhe us locket ko Apne paas rakhna hai
main.. kyun
senior..kya bola
main..are matlab wajah toh pata ho
main us locket ka kya karunga
senior..re betichod us locket ko apne gale mein pehenna hai
jab main wapas aaunga
toh le lunga
main..lekin aisa kya hai
us locket mein
senior..lund hai
abe tujhe usse kya
tu karega ya phir main shakti ke paas jaaun
main..are theek hai main rakh lunga
senior..apne gale mein dekh

yeh sunke main gale ko Dekha
woh locket mere gale mein tha
main.. chutiya lag raha hoon
senior..happ

aur phir senior ki awaj nahi aayi
main apna sar khujane laga
ki aakhir aisa kya hai
is locket mein

amrita..kya hua kahan kho gaye
main..kahin bhi toh nahi
amrita..ab aage ka kya
main..kya matlab
padhai poori karne ke baad
shaadi phir bachche

yeh sunke Amrita blush karne lagi
amrita..woh nahi
mujhe yeh jaan na hai
ki aakhir kaise hum yeh sab apni family se chhipayenge
main.. don't worry
bhadra will handle
amrita..ok
main..ab college chalogi
ya phir kahin aur
Amrita..tum jahan bologe chalne ko
chal lungi
main..oyo chalein

yeh sunke Amrita mujhe ghurne lagi
main apni battisi dikha diya
amrita..bahut maarungi

main apna gaal aage kar diya
woh mere gaal kheench li
aur phir hum wahan se nikal gaye
long drive pe


door kahin galaxy mein
ek duniya thi
jahan aaj bhi raja the
aur poori duniya pe king dan ka raaj tha
sab sabha mein baithe hue
soch mein doobe hue the
tabhi senapati jiska naam
ron tha
usne bolna shuru kiya
ron..my lord kyun na hum earth pe humla kar dein

yeh sunke king muskura pada
dan..shauk se attack karo
lekin raaste mein Lucifer mila
toh kya tum wapas laut paaoge

Lucifer ka naam sunke sabki gaand fat gayi
ron..lekin sir maine pata kiya hai
Lucifer ab existence mein nahi hai
pata nahi woh achanak kahan gayab ho gaya hai
dan..theek hai phir ek kaam karo
apne do sabse qaabil yoddha ko bhejo earth pe
woh locket leke aane ko
agar woh zinda wapas laut gaye
toh hum earth pe attack karenge
ron.. theek hai
tum sabmein se woh kaun hai
jo earth pe jaana chahta hai

kisi ne bhi hath nahi uthaya
sabki gaand fat ke chaar hui padi thi
tabhi do ladki jo ki warriors thi
woh aage aayi
dono behne thi
ek ka naam
mary tha
aur dusri ka naam asuka tha
ron..bahut achche meri bachchiyo
ab jaao Aur bina locket ke wapas mat aana

dono dan ke saamne jhuk gayi
aur phir woh dono ek bridge pe thi
kuchh der baad unke upar ek white raushni gidi
aur Woh dono gayab hoke
earth pe pahunch gayi
unke suit mein ek device tha
jo unhein locket ki location de raha tha

dono ne ek dusre ki taraf dekha
aur phir dono ne apni aankhein band ki
dono ek normal ladki ki tarah dikhne lagi
phir dono nikal padi
us locket ki talash mein

shaam tak hum ghar wapas aagaye
main use uske ghar chhodne gaya
alka..kuchh khaayega
main.. Nahi
alka..tujhe yeh Pareshaan toh nahi karti
main..nahi toh

saali chachi badi hot thi
unehin dekhke mera lund khada ho gaya
kya karu
Apne ghar ki aurto ko dekhke
dil machalne lagta hai
behenchod
lund bhi machalta hai

aaj raat is bhosdi ke sapne mein bhi jaaunga
main ghar aagaya
aur bina khaaye Apne room mein aagaya
kyunki mera khoon khaul raha tha
kuchh der baad neha mere room mein aayi
neha.. kya hua khana kyun nahi kha raha hai
main..bas aise hi
neha..abhi tak gussa hai
main..main hoon kaun aapka
neha..tu mera kutta hai
main..mujhe aapse baat nahi karni aap jaao yahan se
neha..haan ab sab kuchh toh le liya mera
ab mujhse baat kyun karega

yeh sunke main neha ko daboch liya
main.. faaltu ki bakwaas mat kiya karo
neha.. sorry na
tujhe toh pata hai
main head surgeon hoon
mujhe har surgery mein rehna padta hai
main..jo karna hai kijiye

neha mujhe kiss karne lagi...

Badiya update bhai

 

[DAIVIK-RAJ]

UPDATE 19
jaise hi mujhe bhadra ne kiss kiya
main shocked ho gayi
mujhe samajh nahi aaraha tha
main kya karu
woh sabke saamne mujhe kiss kar raha tha
meri saari takleef gayab ho gayi thi

main kiss karke amrita ko dekhne laga
main..i love you
chaho toh mera dil cheerke dekh lo
lekin please yeh mat bolna
ki main acting kar raha hoon
ya phir tumpe ehsaan kar raha hoon

yeh sunte hi Amrita mere seene se lagke rone lagi
main uske sar ko sehlane laga
main..ab kyun ro rahi ho
amrita.. kyunki main bahut khush hoon

yeh bolke Amrita mujhe dekhi

wohin dusri taraf alisha hum dono ko ghur ghur ke dekh rahi thi
alisha..man mein..tum sirf mere ho
agar koi humare beech aaya
toh main use jaan se maar dungi

aur phir alisha apne aansu pochhte hue
wahan se chali gayi

kuchh der baad main aur Amrita cafe mein baithe coffee pe rahe the
main..ab yu hi dekhti rahogi
ya phir kuchh bologi bhi
amrita..raveena ka kya hoga
main..woh toh main tumhein jealous karna chahta tha
amrita..sach mein
main..yep
amrita..toh phir tumhein use mere saamne thappad maarna hoga
main.. Amrita meri baat dhyan se suno
tum mujhse pyar karti ho
main tumse karta hoon
lekin agar tum yeh kahogi
ki main us pyar ko saabit karu
toh main karunga
lekin kisi ko bina hurt kiye

yeh sunke Amrita muskura di
aur mere gaal kheench li

sun be tujhse baat karni hai

main..kaun hai be
jo mere dimaag mein gunj raha hai

senior.. senior
main..oh aap ho
bolo
senior..main kuchh samay ke liye ja raha hoon
tujhe mera ek kaam karna hoga
main..ok
senior..ek locket hai
main..haan toh
senior.. behenchod poori baat sunega
main..toh behenchod bataiye na
senior..tujhe us locket ko Apne paas rakhna hai
main.. kyun
senior..kya bola
main..are matlab wajah toh pata ho
main us locket ka kya karunga
senior..re betichod us locket ko apne gale mein pehenna hai
jab main wapas aaunga
toh le lunga
main..lekin aisa kya hai
us locket mein
senior..lund hai
abe tujhe usse kya
tu karega ya phir main shakti ke paas jaaun
main..are theek hai main rakh lunga
senior..apne gale mein dekh

yeh sunke main gale ko Dekha
woh locket mere gale mein tha
main.. chutiya lag raha hoon
senior..happ

aur phir senior ki awaj nahi aayi
main apna sar khujane laga
ki aakhir aisa kya hai
is locket mein

amrita..kya hua kahan kho gaye
main..kahin bhi toh nahi
amrita..ab aage ka kya
main..kya matlab
padhai poori karne ke baad
shaadi phir bachche

yeh sunke Amrita blush karne lagi
amrita..woh nahi
mujhe yeh jaan na hai
ki aakhir kaise hum yeh sab apni family se chhipayenge
main.. don't worry
bhadra will handle
amrita..ok
main..ab college chalogi
ya phir kahin aur
Amrita..tum jahan bologe chalne ko
chal lungi
main..oyo chalein

yeh sunke Amrita mujhe ghurne lagi
main apni battisi dikha diya
amrita..bahut maarungi

main apna gaal aage kar diya
woh mere gaal kheench li
aur phir hum wahan se nikal gaye
long drive pe


door kahin galaxy mein
ek duniya thi
jahan aaj bhi raja the
aur poori duniya pe king dan ka raaj tha
sab sabha mein baithe hue
soch mein doobe hue the
tabhi senapati jiska naam
ron tha
usne bolna shuru kiya
ron..my lord kyun na hum earth pe humla kar dein

yeh sunke king muskura pada
dan..shauk se attack karo
lekin raaste mein Lucifer mila
toh kya tum wapas laut paaoge

Lucifer ka naam sunke sabki gaand fat gayi
ron..lekin sir maine pata kiya hai
Lucifer ab existence mein nahi hai
pata nahi woh achanak kahan gayab ho gaya hai
dan..theek hai phir ek kaam karo
apne do sabse qaabil yoddha ko bhejo earth pe
woh locket leke aane ko
agar woh zinda wapas laut gaye
toh hum earth pe attack karenge
ron.. theek hai
tum sabmein se woh kaun hai
jo earth pe jaana chahta hai

kisi ne bhi hath nahi uthaya
sabki gaand fat ke chaar hui padi thi
tabhi do ladki jo ki warriors thi
woh aage aayi
dono behne thi
ek ka naam
mary tha
aur dusri ka naam asuka tha
ron..bahut achche meri bachchiyo
ab jaao Aur bina locket ke wapas mat aana

dono dan ke saamne jhuk gayi
aur phir woh dono ek bridge pe thi
kuchh der baad unke upar ek white raushni gidi
aur Woh dono gayab hoke
earth pe pahunch gayi
unke suit mein ek device tha
jo unhein locket ki location de raha tha

dono ne ek dusre ki taraf dekha
aur phir dono ne apni aankhein band ki
dono ek normal ladki ki tarah dikhne lagi
phir dono nikal padi
us locket ki talash mein

shaam tak hum ghar wapas aagaye
main use uske ghar chhodne gaya
alka..kuchh khaayega
main.. Nahi
alka..tujhe yeh Pareshaan toh nahi karti
main..nahi toh

saali chachi badi hot thi
unehin dekhke mera lund khada ho gaya
kya karu
Apne ghar ki aurto ko dekhke
dil machalne lagta hai
behenchod
lund bhi machalta hai

aaj raat is bhosdi ke sapne mein bhi jaaunga
main ghar aagaya
aur bina khaaye Apne room mein aagaya
kyunki mera khoon khaul raha tha
kuchh der baad neha mere room mein aayi
neha.. kya hua khana kyun nahi kha raha hai
main..bas aise hi
neha..abhi tak gussa hai
main..main hoon kaun aapka
neha..tu mera kutta hai
main..mujhe aapse baat nahi karni aap jaao yahan se
neha..haan ab sab kuchh toh le liya mera
ab mujhse baat kyun karega

yeh sunke main neha ko daboch liya
main.. faaltu ki bakwaas mat kiya karo
neha.. sorry na
tujhe toh pata hai
main head surgeon hoon
mujhe har surgery mein rehna padta hai
main..jo karna hai kijiye

neha mujhe kiss karne lagi...

Nice one