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Yeh kya ho raha hain bhai devil kab se Sharif ban gaya....UPDATE 55
Ab jo maine kiya tha
Use mujhe sahi karna tha
Toh main Apne bag se pain killer
Aur injection nikaala
Aur phir hema chachi ke room mein chala
Woh teeno mujhe dekhke ghabra gayi
Hema...man mein.... kahin phir na. Chahad jaaye
Hey bhagwaan mujhe bacha le isse
Rekha...man mein...hey bhagwaan raksha karna
Agar ek baar aur isne aur mujhe choda
Main toh mar hi jaungi
Abhi tak boor mein dard ho raha hai
Mana bhi nahi kar sakti
Dard ke sath maza bhi deta hai
Aisa lagta hai
Ki poore sharir ko chod ke rakh diya ho
Roopa.... man mein...kuchh bhi kaho
Mard ho toh aisa
Lagatar hum teeno ko ek ek ghanta chodne ke baad bhi Phir aagyaa chodne
Mana bhi nahi kar sakti
Maza bahut aata hai isse chudne mein
Haan mujhe pata tha
Woh teeno kya soch rahi thi
Main....chinta mat karo
Meri boorchodi chachiyo
Pelne nahi aaya hoon
Yeh lo pain killer kha lo
Aur yeh injection laga dunga
Dard kam ho jayega
Phir uske baad main un teeno ko dawai khilaya
Aur teeno ko injection laga diya
Kuchh hi der mein woh teeno so gayi
Phir main megha ke room mein chala gaya
Uska haal puchhne
Woh mobile chala rahi thi
Main.... kya kar rahi hai boorchodi didi
Megha....dheere bol koi sun lega
Aur tu mujhe boorchodi kyun bol raha hai
Main...doodh dabate hue... Kyunki maine teri boor ko choda hai
Megha...toh kya poori duniya ko bata dega
Main....toh duniya mera ya tera kya ukhaad legi
Megha....tera toh kuchh nahi ukhaad paayegi
Lekin meri maa mujhe jarur maar daalegi
Main...are jaa
Tu meri didi hai
Tujhr agar koi hath lagayega
Uski gaand mein hath daalke uska dil nikaal lunga
Megha... dialogue mat maar
Aur maan le tu mujhe bacha lega maa se
Uske baad woh meri shaadi zabardasti karwa dengi
Main...haan toh kar liyo shaadi
Usmein kya hai
Megha....gusse mein...main nahi karne waali shaadi bachchu
Agar meri shaadi ho bhi gayi
Toh main use jeher deke maar dungi
Main...ghurte hue...kyun
Megha... meri marzi hai
Ab main tujhe kaise batau
Ki maine tujhe hi apna pati maan liya hai
Bhale hi hum dono ke beech jo hua
Hawas ki wajah se hua
Lekin main yeh sab kisi aur ke sath karne ka soch bhi nahi sakti
Main...dekh agar tu shaadi nahi karna chahti woh teri marzi hai
Koi tujhe majbur Nahi kar sakega
Lekin mujhse ummid mat rakhiyo
Ki main tujhse shaadi karunga
Megha....main tere jaise bandar se shaadi kyun karungi
Yeh sunte hi main megha ke pet pe chhad baitha
Aur use gud gudi karne laga
Woh hansne lagi
Main...mujhe bandar bolti hai
Megha..hanste hue.achcha maa chhod de
Chhod de
Bahut gudgudi ho rahi hai
Main... pehle bol ki apni boorchodi didi ko maaf kar de
Megha.... hanste hue...main nahi bolne waali
Yeh sunke main use aur jor se gud gudi karne laga
Megha.. apni boorchodi didi ko maaf kar dr
Main...mujhe sunayi nahi diya
Megha.... Rahul apni boorchodi didi ko maaf kar de
Main...haan ab sunayi diya
Megha...toh hat na
Mere upar se
Main.... chal kheto mein chalte hain
Tujhe khule asman ke neeche chodunga
Megha....na baba na
Kal raat ka dard mujhe abhi tak ho raha hai
Main nahi karne waali
Main....richa didi ki boor kab dilwa rahi hai
Megha...woh nahi fansne waali tere jaal mein
Main....kyun nahi fansegi
Tu bhi toh fans gayi
Megha.... mujhe toh khud bhi chudne ka man tha isi liye
Lekin woh ladko se door rehti hain
Aur serious bhi
Main...toh theek hai agar maine unhein pata liya
Toh tu mujhe apni gaand degi
Woh bhi khule asmaan ke beech mein
Megha...man mein....bada kameena hai
Jab dekho ek hi cheez ke pichhe pada rehta hai
Lekin iska koi bharosa nahi hai
Jab mujhe fansa liya
Toh richa didi ko bhi fansa lega
Waise mujhe pata tha
Ki woh kya soch rahi hai
Main....kya soch rahi hai
Megha....theek hai
Main...deal
Megha...deal
Yeh sunte hi main use kiss kar diya
Uske baad main Apne room mein aagaya
Aur thodi der ke liye so gaya
Meri ankh tab khuli jab mujhe laga ki koi mere pair daba raha hai
Main ankhein khola toh dekha
Komal mere pair daba rahi hai
Main... yeh kya kar rahi ho gudiya
Komal...aapke pair daba rahi hoon
Main... aaj Apne bhaiya pe bada pyar aaraha hai
Komal...woh toh Roz aata hai
Main komal ko dekhne laga
Badi pyari lag rahi thi woh
Main toh uske jism ko hi dekh raha tha
Kyunki woh mujhe bina kapdo ke dikh rahi thi
Behenchod yeh meri ankho mein xray kab se lag gaya
Tabhi mujhe samajh aaya
Ki agar main kisi ko jyada der tak dekhuga
Toh woh mujhe bina kapdo ke dikhegi
Uske chhote chhote doodh dekhke mera lund fudakne laga
Meri gudiya toh poori tarah jawan ho chuki hai
Pata nahi kab mujhe meri gudiya apni boor maarne degi
Komal...kahan kho gaye bhaiya
Main...kahin nahi gudiya
Ab rehne do ho gaya
Komal...ab chalke khana kha lijiye
Main...neha kahan hai
Komal... woh khana nikaal rahi hain
Main...theek hai gudiya tum chalo main aata hoon
Komal... bhaiya daadi kahan hain
Main...aajayengi kal
Phir unhi se puchh lena
Komal...theek hai bhaiya
Aap jaldi aajaiye
Uske baad komal gaand matkate hue mere lund pe bijliya girate hue chali gayi
Main phir bahar aagaya
Aur khaat pe baith gaya
Neha rasoi mein khana nikaal rahi thi
Main use dekhne laga
Aur tabhi mujhe uski nangi gaand dikhne lagi
Madarchod yeh ho kya raha hai
Aise toh mera lund sirf boor maangega har waqt
Yeh saala jab se Lucifer mere andar ghusa tha
Meri tharak 10 guna jyada badh gayi thi
Kya gaand thi uski
Ab mujhe pata hi nahi Chala
Ki kab woh mere paas aagayi
Aur mere gaal pe daant kaat di
Main... kya kar rahi hai
Neha....yeh tu kis duniya mein khoya hua hai
Kahin mujhe you nahi dekh raha tha
Main...ja ja
Main aur tujhe dekhunga
Neha....ankh dikhate hue....kya matlab hai tera
Nahi matlab kya hai tera
Main....haklate hue...kuchh nahi
Kyun baat ka batangad bana rahi hai
Neha...nahi tu mujhe bata
Ki kya kami hai mujhmein
Aur suna hai tune suresh ka hath tod diya
Main...main kyun uska hath todunga
Neha....toh kya uski behen jhuth bol rahi hai
Main...uski behen tu kaise use jaanti hai
Neha...meri saheli hai woh
Main...ab khana laayi hai
Toh khaane de
Warna thanda ho jayega
Neha....baat mat badal
Main...haan maine use maara
Madarchod agar tere paas bhi dikh gaya
Saale ki amma ki boor mein mitti daalke gulaab ka fool uga dunga
Yeh sunke neha mujhe maarne lagi
Main...yeh kya kar rahi hai
Maar kyun rahi hai
Neha.... aisi gandi baatein karega
Toh maar hi khayega na
Main...haan toh tu hi majbur kar rahi hai
Neha....chup karke khana kha
Uske baad main khana khaane laga
Neha mujhe khaate hue dekh rahi thi
Main ek niwala banaya
Aur uski taraf badha diya
Woh apna munh kholi
Aur phir main use khila diya
Uske baad main phir khud khaya
Aur phir neha ko khila diya
Aise hi main khana khatam kar diya
Aur phir neha mere gaal pe kiss karke chali gayi
Uske jaate hi mujhe ehsaas hua
Ki maine yeh kya kiya
Kahin Lucifer mujhe badal toh nahi raha hai
Mujhe pata hai
Ki neha mujhse pyar karti hai
Woh bhi ek ladki waala
Aur agar main uske sath aise behave karunga
Toh woh toh yahi samjhegi
Ki main bhi yahi chahta hoon
Pata nahi yeh kya ho raha hai behenchod mere sath
Abhi main yeh soch hi raha tha
Ki mujhe Kisi ki cheekh sunayi di
Aur jaise hi main dhyan diya
Yeh awaj sonu ki thi
Main apni ankhein band kiya
Aur tabhi mujhe dikha
Ki kuchh log sonu ko maar rahe hain
Inki maa ko chodu
Bhosdike mere bhai ko maarenge
Aur tabhi main ghar ke bahar aagaya
Aur super speed mein wahan pahunch gaya
Jo log sonu ko maar rahe the
Woh mujhe achanak wahan dekhke
Shock ho gaye
Tabhi ek aadmi sonu ko laathi maarne wala tha
Usse pehle hi uska hath toot gaya
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Baaki sab mujhe hairat se dekhne lage
Aur jaise hi main sonu ki ankho mein dekha
Mujhe saara maajra pata chal gaya
Yeh gaya tha
Gaon ke pehelwaan ke ghar
Uski beti se ashiqui karne
Phir kya tha dhad liya
Uske chelo ne
Aur kutne lage
Waise pehelwaan ki beti bhi chodne layak maal thi
Upar se virgin
Yeh kya ho raha hai behenchod
Kal tak main Apne ladko ki gf aur ghar waalo ko aankh uthake nahi dekhta tha
Kyunki yeh mera rule tha
Aur aaj main Apne chhote bhai ke maal ko chodne ki soch raha tha
Yeh bhosdika ho kya raha hai mere sath
Tabhi ek aur aadmi ne sonu ko maarne ki koshish ki
Uska pair toot gaya woh dard se cheekh pada
Baaki teen log the
Jinki ankho mein mujhe dar dikh raha tha
Main....tum teeno ko agar apni amma chudwani hai.
Toh ek baar aur mere bhai ko hath lagake dikhao
Yeh sunke woh sab wahan se bhaag gaye
Main sonu ki taraf dekha
Uski naak se maathe se khoon nikal raha tha
Main uske sar pe hath rakhkha
Aur phir uske saare zakhm gayab ho gaye
Main...yahan kyun aaya tha
Sonu..darte hue...ghumne aaya tha bhaiya
Pehelwaan ke ghar se ek ladka nikal ke bhaag raha tha
Woh bhaag gaya
Lekin in logo ne mujhe woh ladka samajh ke soot diya
Tabhi woh dono aadmi jinke pair aur hath toote the unki cheekhein mujhe sunayi dene lagi
Main unke hath aur pair jod diya
Woh bhoot bhoot kehke bhaag gaye
Sonu...inhein kya hua bhaiya
Yeh Apne aap kaise gid gaye
Main....sun be
JHUTH toh bol mat
Aur sach sach bata
Sonu... haklate hue....main sach keh raha hoon
Main....ghurte hue...toh tu pehelwaan ki beti se Milne nahi aaya tha
Sonu....nahi bhaiya
Main... bhosdike teri maa hospital mein hai
Aur tu yahan laundiya baazi mein laga hua hai
Yeh sunke sonu ghabra gaya
Aur rone laga
Main...abe rona band kar
Saale jab ghar mein ghusa tha
Tab nahi socha tha
Ki maar khaayega
Sonu...main kya karu
Woh mujhe bula bheji thi
Keh rahi thi
Ki mujhse milna chahti hai
Main...ghar ja aur khabardar dobara uske ghar gaya hai
Taangein tod dunga
Yeh sunke sonu wahan se munh latka ke chala gaya
Ab baat yeh thi
Ki sonu pehelwaan ki beti pe bahut dino se line maar raha tha
Lekin woh use bhav nahi de rahi thi
Aaj achanak aisa kya ho gaya
Jo saali ne ise bulwaya
Woh bhi Apne ghar pe
Mujhe kya hai maa chudaye behenchod
Tabhi mera phone bajne laga
Phone neha ka tha
Bina kuch sune Shuru ho gayi
Ki kahan munh kaala karne gaya hai
Main phone kaat diya
Aur ghar pahunch gaya
Lekin neha daayan mera aangan mein baithe wait kar rahi thi
Neha....kahan gaya tha itni raat ko
Main....thoda tehelne gaya tha
Neha...pakka na
Main... pakka
Uske baad neha ne gate lock kar diya
Aur main Apne room mein aake so gaya
Kya batau behenchod ek dum mast neend aayi
Ab toh school jaane ka bhi man nahi kar raha tha
Mere andar ek hi din mein itna change aagaya tha
Jinhone mere bhai ko peeta
Main unki haddi jod diya
Jis neha se main door bhaagta tha
Ab mujhe use dekhna achcha lagne laga tha
Upar se mujhe school jaane ka man bhi nahi kar raha tha
Jahan mujhe principal ki boor mil sakti Thi
Sheetal ki boor mil sakti thi
Main principal ko phone lagaya
Aur use bol diya
Ki ab main padhane nahi aaunga
Aur yeh bhi bola
Ki seema ko school se nikaal de
Woh baatein chodne lagi
Main.... toh phir theek hai
Main aaraha hoon teri boor maarne
Yeh sunte hi principal jhat se maan gayi
Main uske baad hath munh dho liya
Aur ready hoke hospital nikal gaya....
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Toh main raat hone ka wait kar raha tha
Tabhi meri paancho biwi mere paas aagayi
Main apna sar peet liya
Richa..hum yeh puchhne aaye the
Ki hum Kahan soye
Main..jahan marzi ho wahan so jaao
Megha..main toh aapke sath hi soungi
Pooja..main bhi
Rani..main bhi
Main..aur aapka ka kya khyal hai
Neha..yahin zameen pe so jaungi
Main..bade uchh vichar hai
Yeh maa ne bhi kis musibat mein daal diya
Ab in sabko sath mein sona bhosdi sab
Neha ko chhodke
Sab pagla gayi hain
Inki maa ko chodu
Happ
Bhosdike apni maa ko hi gaali de raha hai
Main chutki bajaya
Aur room andar se teen rooms ke barabar ho gaya
Matlab andar ka space
Aur uspe 4 bed bhi the
Main.. ek ek bed pe jaake so jaao
Behenchod yeh toh bhool hi gaya
Inhein powers ke baare mein pata hi nahi hai
Neha ko chhodke baaki chaaro shocked ho chuki thi
Main..itna jyada shocked hone ki jarurat nahi hai
Kal bata dunga sab kuchh ab jaao
Richa..lekin aapke sath Kaun soyega
Megha..yeh aap hi tay kijiye
Main..hap bhosdi ki baad mein tum sab taane maaro
Ki main usse jyada pyar karta hoon
Khud chit bowl mein daalo
Jiska naam niklega
Wohi mere sath soyegi
Yeh sunke rani chit mein sabke naam likh di
Aur phir richa ne chit nikala
Naam.neha ka nikla
Koi kuchh bole ya na bole
Rani mujhe munh chidha ke Apne bed pe chali gayi
Lekin phir rani wapas aayi
Aur kiss karke chali gayi
Rucha megha aur pooja bhi mujhe kiss karke Apne bed chali gayi
Neha rani ko bata chuki thi
Lucifer ke baare mein
Neha mere pair ko chhu li
Main..yeh sab kyun karti ho
Had hai
Neha.. har biwi ka dharam hota hai
Main..achcha idhar aao
Baitho yahan pe
Wohin dusri taraf rani sabki Lucifer ki story sunane mein lagi hui thi
Neha..toh aaj ka score kitna hua
Main..sharam nahi aati
Yeh sab puchhte hue
Neha..aati toh hai
Lekin phir yaad aata hai
Aapki biwi hoon
Isi liye sharam Apne aap chali jaati
Main.. gussa toh nahi karogi
Neha..nahi
Main..woh woh Aarti bua
Aur meri do students thi
Unka kaam ho gaya
Neha..aarti bua maan BHI gayi
Main..yep
Neha..mujhse itna darte kyun hain aap
Main..kya karu tumse pyar ho gaya hai
Sochta hoon ki meri in sab harkato ki wajah se tum mujhse ruth na jaao
Neha..aisa kabhi nahi hoga
Aapke liye apna sab kuchh qurbaan kar sakti hoo
Yeh sunke main neha ko apni baaho mein le liya
Aur use kiss karne laga
Neha.. chhodiye na sab dekh rahe hain
Main..achcha tumhein achcha nahi lag raha hai
Toh chhod deta hoon yeh lo
Neha..maine aisa toh nahi kaha
Theek hai aap kar lijiye
Main..main toh nahi kar raha hai
Aap khud kar lo
Yeh bolke main Apna munh ghuma liya
Neha mere gaalo ko chumne.lagi
Phir honto
Main bhi use kiss karne laga
Main..pyar kar loon
Neha..kar lijiye
Main..nahi chhodo dard hoga aapko
Neha..pati dev ji aap badal rahe hain
Main.. shayad
Neha..dard nahi hoga aap kar lijiye
Main..sab dekhengi
Neha..jyada acting mat kijiye
Aapne sabko sula diya hai
Yeh sunke main hans diya
Aur Phir neha ki jamke chudai kiya
Neha ke sath jo maza aata tha
Use main bayan nahi kar sakta
Main uske doodh ko seha raha tha
Neha.. Supriya ko manane ka tarika batau
Main..aap yeh sab mat socho ok
Main khud unhein pata lunga
Neha..ok
Ab so jaiye warna kal phir 12 baje uthenge
Main..woh kal sarpanch aaraha hai
Apni dono beti ka rishta leke mere liye
Neha.. mujhe problem nahi hai
Yeh bolke neha mujhse lipatke aankhein band kar li
Kuchh der mein jab woh so gayi
Toh main wahan se gayab hua
Aur priya ke paas pahunch gaya
Supriya aur priya dono sath mein soti thi
Main Priya ke sar pe hath rakh Diya
Aur phir gayab hoke uske sapno mein pahunch gaya
Yeh kya hai behenchod iske sapne mein toh main pehle se hi hoon
Woh kya hai main Priya ke god mein sar rakhke leta hua tha
Aur woh mere sar ke baalo ko sehla rahi thi
Priya.. Rahul kya tum sachmein mujhse pyar karte ho
Main..karta toh hoon
Tumhein yakeen nahi hai kya
Priya..yakeen toh hai
Lekin jab sochti hoon
Ki tumhari pehle bhi shaadi ho chuki hai
Aur tum ek number ke tharki ho
Isi liye man nahi maanta
Main..ab usmein main kya kar sakta hoon
Main jo hoon so hoon
Bhosdika main itna bada chutiya kyun hoon
Iske sapno mein
Le behenchod le
Yeh bolke main uski taraf hath kiya
Aur uske baad Rahul ka matlab mera dum ghutne laga
Jo Priya ke god mein leta hua tha
Priya.. kya hua rahul kya hua tumhein
Main... I love you Priya
Yeh bolke usne dum tod diya
Behenchod khud ko marte dekh
Bada dukh hua
Priya ki cheekh nikal gayi
Aur woh uthke baith gayi
Supriya ki bhi aankh khul gayi
Usne dekha Priya ro rahi hai
Supriya..kya hua ro kyun rahi hai
Bata na mera bhi dil ghabra raha hai
Priya rote hue Supriya ke seene se lag gayi
Supriya..bata ne betu kya hua
Bura sapna dekh liya
Priya..rote hue..bahut bura sapna didi
Bahut bura sapna
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Main wapas aagaya
Apna kaam toh ho gaya
Main wapas neha ke paas aaya
Aur phir so gaya
Subah meri aankh tab khuli
Jab mujhe mehsus hua
Ki koi mera lund chus raha hai
Main..subah subah yeh kya kar rahi ho
Rani.. Apne bhaiya ko pyar
Yeh bolke rani aur jor jor se mere lund ko chusne lagi
Main time dekha toh 7 baj rahe the
Rani kuchh der tak mera Lund chusti rahi
Uske baad meri taraf dekhi
Main jaldi se uske kapde utaar diya
Behenchod kisi aur biwi ne dekh liya
Toh use bhi chudne ka man karega
Aur phir main apna lund uski boor mein utaar diya
Abhi main use chod hi raha tha
Ki richa room mein aagayi
Aur jaise hi woh meri aisi haalat dekhi
Bhaag gayi room se
Rani..oh Bhaiya aise hi chodiye apni chhoti biwi ko
Main..haan gudiya yeh lo aur jor se lo
Aur Phir ek ghante tak use chodne ke baad
Main uski boor mein hi jhad gaya
Aur phir Apne kapde pehna
Aur bahar aagaya
Tabhi meri najar richa aur megha pe padi
Dono mujhse ruthi hui thi
Behenchod time waste nahi kar sakta main
Apne ko pet se karna hai
Raat mein mana lunga
Phir main nahane baith gaya
Aur baalti ki taraf dekha
Madarchod agar paani kam hua hai toh maiyya chod dunga
Main budhiya ke paas gaya
Matlab daadi ab aadat pad gayi hai
Main..daadi sun na yahan baith
Daadi..bol beta
Main..woh aaj sarpanch tujhse aayega
Apni dono beti ka rishta mangne
Use haan kar diyo
Aur boliyo ki shaadi ke ek mahine tak
Woh apni dono beti ko Apne ghar pe hi rakhkhe
Tab tak main dusra ghar banwa lunga
Aur boliyo ki shaadi isi hafte mein karni hai
Daadi..kalmuhe yeh itni shaadi karke karega kya
Main daadi ko ghurke dekha
Uski gaand fat gayi
Daadi..achcha gussa mat kar
Main..aaj kal maze mein hoon
Isi liye chhod raha hoon.warna teri boor aur gand dono faad deta
Yeh sunke daadi mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Kuchh bhi ho bada pyar karti thi daadi mujhe
Main..ab main ja raha hoon
Aur uske baad main wahan se nikal gaya
Aur phir jaldi se bua ke ghar pahunch gaya
Mujhe dekhte hi Supriya sada sa munh bana li
Iski maa ko chodu
Jaise hi Priya ki najar mujhpe padi
Woh daudti hui aayi
Aur mere seene se lag gayi
Aur rone lagi
Sab hum dono ko dekh rahe the
Main..ro kyun rahi ho
Chup ho jaao
Aur main Priya ke sar ko sehalne laga
Bua humare paas aagayi
Bua..kya hua beti ro kyun rahi hai
Kisi ne college mein kuchh bola hai
Main..naam bata saale ka
Poore khandaan ko chod daalunga madarchod ke
Supriya..man mein.. hara jagah chudai sujhti hai kutte ko
Kitna harami hai
Main.. Priya tumhein meri kasam batao na kya hua hai
Priya rona band kar di
Aur pehle mujhe dekhi
Aur phir apni maa ki taraf dekhi
Bua..kya hua ro kyun rahi thi
Priya..maa main Rahul se pyar karti hoon
Please usse meri shaadi karwa do
Bua Aur baaki sab shocked reh gayi
Wohin riya ke dimaag mein kuchh aur chal raha tha
Bua..yeh tu kaisi baatein kar rahi thi
Woh shaadi shuda hai
Aur tu uski behen hai
Priya..jab woh Apni beheno se Shaadi kar sakta hai
Toh mujhse bhi kar lega maa
Please maan jaao
Abhi Priya ne yeh bola hi tha
Ki Supriya ne use thappad maar diya
Supriya..badi jawani fut rahi hai
Itna chappal maarungi na
Dimaag thikhane lag jaayega
Pyar karti hai
Woh bhi isse is haivan darinde se
Main..bua apni badi beti se keh do
Agar dobara Priya pe usne hath uthaya
Dono taango ko pakadke cheer dunga
Yeh baat main itne gusse mein bola tha
Ki bua aur baaki sab anadar se kaanp gayi
Priya..ek minute rahul main apni baat khud karungi
Haan toh kya keh rahi thi tu
Jawani fut rahi hai
Haan fut rahi hai
Apne jaisa samajh rakhkha hai aapne
Tera rape hone waala tha
Toh tune zamindar ka khoon kar diya
Mere rahul ka soch uska jail mein kayi baar rape hua
Woh hai darinda aur main usi darinde se pyar karti hoon
Tujhe pyar nahi hota hoga
Kyunki tere paas Dil hi nahi hai
Mere paas hai
Aur tum bhi sun lo
Priya meri taraf dekhi
Priya..agar tumhein mujhse shaadi karni hai toh batao
Aur nahi karni hai toh batao
Main..nahi karunga toh kya karogi
Priya..toh tum mujhse pyar nahi karte
Main..bua se puchho agar woh maan jaati hain
Toh main tayyar hoon shaadi karne ke liye
Priya bua ki taraf dekhi
Bua soch mein pad gayi
Bua..theek hai
Priya..sun liya
Ab bolo
Main..kar lunga
Priya..ehsaan kar rahe ho kya
Kar lunga
Sahi se bolo
Yeh bhosdi toh shaadi ke pehle se hi hukum chala rahi hai
Main..ab kaise bolu
Pyar..bolo ki tum mujhse pyar karte ho
Aur mujhse shaadi karna chahte ho
Bua..riya jara laa toh jhaadu
Yeh sunke Priya mere peechhe darse chhip gayi
Riya aur diya mere paas aagayi
Riya..man mein.. agar aap mujhse pyar karte hain
Toh phir didi ke liye kyun maan gaye
Iska matlab woh sab jhuth tha
Mujhe aapse yeh ummid nahi thi
Phir bhi main apni didi ke liye khush hoon
Diya..mujhe toh pehle se PATA tha
Ki aap ke aur Priya didi ke beech kuchh chal raha hai
Lekin bhaiya yahan ek shaadi mein aadmi ki hawa nikla jaati hai
Aap itni shaadi karke kya Karenge
Main..main Kahan kuchh karta hoon
Maine kaunsa tumhari didi ko kuchh bola hai
Yeh sunke Priya mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
Main idhar udhar dekhne laga
Supriya room mein jaa chuki thi
Aur ek kone mein baithke ro rahi thi
Main..chalo dono ko school chhod doon
Aur tumhein college
Yeh sunke diya hans di
Main teeno ko leke car mein baith gaya
Kuchh der mein hum school mein pahunch gaye
Main pehle dono ko school chhoda
Main..lo agaya tumhara college
Priya.. thank you
Main.. meri dairy de do ab
Priya.. ghabrate hue..mere paas Kahan se aayi tumhari dairy
Main..de do na
Priya..maine kaha na mere paas diary nahi hai
Main..theek hai ab jaao
Priya.. apna khyal rakhna
Main..tum bhi
Priya mere gaal pe kiss kar di
Aur phir chali gayi
Chalo ek bhosdi pat gayi
Aur ab us Supriya ko mana leta hoon
Bhosdi lekin maaregi bahut
Yeh saala future ab nahi dekhunga
Madarchod pehle hi gaand fat jaati hai
Uske baad main pahunch gaya
Bua ke ghar
Bua kisi ke paas gayi thi
Main room mein gaya
Toh dekha Supriya abhi tak ro rahi thi
Jaise uski najar mujhpe padi
Woh mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi....
Jabardast update dostUPDATE 92
Toh main raat hone ka wait kar raha tha
Tabhi meri paancho biwi mere paas aagayi
Main apna sar peet liya
Richa..hum yeh puchhne aaye the
Ki hum Kahan soye
Main..jahan marzi ho wahan so jaao
Megha..main toh aapke sath hi soungi
Pooja..main bhi
Rani..main bhi
Main..aur aapka ka kya khyal hai
Neha..yahin zameen pe so jaungi
Main..bade uchh vichar hai
Yeh maa ne bhi kis musibat mein daal diya
Ab in sabko sath mein sona bhosdi sab
Neha ko chhodke
Sab pagla gayi hain
Inki maa ko chodu
Happ
Bhosdike apni maa ko hi gaali de raha hai
Main chutki bajaya
Aur room andar se teen rooms ke barabar ho gaya
Matlab andar ka space
Aur uspe 4 bed bhi the
Main.. ek ek bed pe jaake so jaao
Behenchod yeh toh bhool hi gaya
Inhein powers ke baare mein pata hi nahi hai
Neha ko chhodke baaki chaaro shocked ho chuki thi
Main..itna jyada shocked hone ki jarurat nahi hai
Kal bata dunga sab kuchh ab jaao
Richa..lekin aapke sath Kaun soyega
Megha..yeh aap hi tay kijiye
Main..hap bhosdi ki baad mein tum sab taane maaro
Ki main usse jyada pyar karta hoon
Khud chit bowl mein daalo
Jiska naam niklega
Wohi mere sath soyegi
Yeh sunke rani chit mein sabke naam likh di
Aur phir richa ne chit nikala
Naam.neha ka nikla
Koi kuchh bole ya na bole
Rani mujhe munh chidha ke Apne bed pe chali gayi
Lekin phir rani wapas aayi
Aur kiss karke chali gayi
Rucha megha aur pooja bhi mujhe kiss karke Apne bed chali gayi
Neha rani ko bata chuki thi
Lucifer ke baare mein
Neha mere pair ko chhu li
Main..yeh sab kyun karti ho
Had hai
Neha.. har biwi ka dharam hota hai
Main..achcha idhar aao
Baitho yahan pe
Wohin dusri taraf rani sabki Lucifer ki story sunane mein lagi hui thi
Neha..toh aaj ka score kitna hua
Main..sharam nahi aati
Yeh sab puchhte hue
Neha..aati toh hai
Lekin phir yaad aata hai
Aapki biwi hoon
Isi liye sharam Apne aap chali jaati
Main.. gussa toh nahi karogi
Neha..nahi
Main..woh woh Aarti bua
Aur meri do students thi
Unka kaam ho gaya
Neha..aarti bua maan BHI gayi
Main..yep
Neha..mujhse itna darte kyun hain aap
Main..kya karu tumse pyar ho gaya hai
Sochta hoon ki meri in sab harkato ki wajah se tum mujhse ruth na jaao
Neha..aisa kabhi nahi hoga
Aapke liye apna sab kuchh qurbaan kar sakti hoo
Yeh sunke main neha ko apni baaho mein le liya
Aur use kiss karne laga
Neha.. chhodiye na sab dekh rahe hain
Main..achcha tumhein achcha nahi lag raha hai
Toh chhod deta hoon yeh lo
Neha..maine aisa toh nahi kaha
Theek hai aap kar lijiye
Main..main toh nahi kar raha hai
Aap khud kar lo
Yeh bolke main Apna munh ghuma liya
Neha mere gaalo ko chumne.lagi
Phir honto
Main bhi use kiss karne laga
Main..pyar kar loon
Neha..kar lijiye
Main..nahi chhodo dard hoga aapko
Neha..pati dev ji aap badal rahe hain
Main.. shayad
Neha..dard nahi hoga aap kar lijiye
Main..sab dekhengi
Neha..jyada acting mat kijiye
Aapne sabko sula diya hai
Yeh sunke main hans diya
Aur Phir neha ki jamke chudai kiya
Neha ke sath jo maza aata tha
Use main bayan nahi kar sakta
Main uske doodh ko seha raha tha
Neha.. Supriya ko manane ka tarika batau
Main..aap yeh sab mat socho ok
Main khud unhein pata lunga
Neha..ok
Ab so jaiye warna kal phir 12 baje uthenge
Main..woh kal sarpanch aaraha hai
Apni dono beti ka rishta leke mere liye
Neha.. mujhe problem nahi hai
Yeh bolke neha mujhse lipatke aankhein band kar li
Kuchh der mein jab woh so gayi
Toh main wahan se gayab hua
Aur priya ke paas pahunch gaya
Supriya aur priya dono sath mein soti thi
Main Priya ke sar pe hath rakh Diya
Aur phir gayab hoke uske sapno mein pahunch gaya
Yeh kya hai behenchod iske sapne mein toh main pehle se hi hoon
Woh kya hai main Priya ke god mein sar rakhke leta hua tha
Aur woh mere sar ke baalo ko sehla rahi thi
Priya.. Rahul kya tum sachmein mujhse pyar karte ho
Main..karta toh hoon
Tumhein yakeen nahi hai kya
Priya..yakeen toh hai
Lekin jab sochti hoon
Ki tumhari pehle bhi shaadi ho chuki hai
Aur tum ek number ke tharki ho
Isi liye man nahi maanta
Main..ab usmein main kya kar sakta hoon
Main jo hoon so hoon
Bhosdika main itna bada chutiya kyun hoon
Iske sapno mein
Le behenchod le
Yeh bolke main uski taraf hath kiya
Aur uske baad Rahul ka matlab mera dum ghutne laga
Jo Priya ke god mein leta hua tha
Priya.. kya hua rahul kya hua tumhein
Main... I love you Priya
Yeh bolke usne dum tod diya
Behenchod khud ko marte dekh
Bada dukh hua
Priya ki cheekh nikal gayi
Aur woh uthke baith gayi
Supriya ki bhi aankh khul gayi
Usne dekha Priya ro rahi hai
Supriya..kya hua ro kyun rahi hai
Bata na mera bhi dil ghabra raha hai
Priya rote hue Supriya ke seene se lag gayi
Supriya..bata ne betu kya hua
Bura sapna dekh liya
Priya..rote hue..bahut bura sapna didi
Bahut bura sapna
4TH DAY OF THE MONTH
Main wapas aagaya
Apna kaam toh ho gaya
Main wapas neha ke paas aaya
Aur phir so gaya
Subah meri aankh tab khuli
Jab mujhe mehsus hua
Ki koi mera lund chus raha hai
Main..subah subah yeh kya kar rahi ho
Rani.. Apne bhaiya ko pyar
Yeh bolke rani aur jor jor se mere lund ko chusne lagi
Main time dekha toh 7 baj rahe the
Rani kuchh der tak mera Lund chusti rahi
Uske baad meri taraf dekhi
Main jaldi se uske kapde utaar diya
Behenchod kisi aur biwi ne dekh liya
Toh use bhi chudne ka man karega
Aur phir main apna lund uski boor mein utaar diya
Abhi main use chod hi raha tha
Ki richa room mein aagayi
Aur jaise hi woh meri aisi haalat dekhi
Bhaag gayi room se
Rani..oh Bhaiya aise hi chodiye apni chhoti biwi ko
Main..haan gudiya yeh lo aur jor se lo
Aur Phir ek ghante tak use chodne ke baad
Main uski boor mein hi jhad gaya
Aur phir Apne kapde pehna
Aur bahar aagaya
Tabhi meri najar richa aur megha pe padi
Dono mujhse ruthi hui thi
Behenchod time waste nahi kar sakta main
Apne ko pet se karna hai
Raat mein mana lunga
Phir main nahane baith gaya
Aur baalti ki taraf dekha
Madarchod agar paani kam hua hai toh maiyya chod dunga
Main budhiya ke paas gaya
Matlab daadi ab aadat pad gayi hai
Main..daadi sun na yahan baith
Daadi..bol beta
Main..woh aaj sarpanch tujhse aayega
Apni dono beti ka rishta mangne
Use haan kar diyo
Aur boliyo ki shaadi ke ek mahine tak
Woh apni dono beti ko Apne ghar pe hi rakhkhe
Tab tak main dusra ghar banwa lunga
Aur boliyo ki shaadi isi hafte mein karni hai
Daadi..kalmuhe yeh itni shaadi karke karega kya
Main daadi ko ghurke dekha
Uski gaand fat gayi
Daadi..achcha gussa mat kar
Main..aaj kal maze mein hoon
Isi liye chhod raha hoon.warna teri boor aur gand dono faad deta
Yeh sunke daadi mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Kuchh bhi ho bada pyar karti thi daadi mujhe
Main..ab main ja raha hoon
Aur uske baad main wahan se nikal gaya
Aur phir jaldi se bua ke ghar pahunch gaya
Mujhe dekhte hi Supriya sada sa munh bana li
Iski maa ko chodu
Jaise hi Priya ki najar mujhpe padi
Woh daudti hui aayi
Aur mere seene se lag gayi
Aur rone lagi
Sab hum dono ko dekh rahe the
Main..ro kyun rahi ho
Chup ho jaao
Aur main Priya ke sar ko sehalne laga
Bua humare paas aagayi
Bua..kya hua beti ro kyun rahi hai
Kisi ne college mein kuchh bola hai
Main..naam bata saale ka
Poore khandaan ko chod daalunga madarchod ke
Supriya..man mein.. hara jagah chudai sujhti hai kutte ko
Kitna harami hai
Main.. Priya tumhein meri kasam batao na kya hua hai
Priya rona band kar di
Aur pehle mujhe dekhi
Aur phir apni maa ki taraf dekhi
Bua..kya hua ro kyun rahi thi
Priya..maa main Rahul se pyar karti hoon
Please usse meri shaadi karwa do
Bua Aur baaki sab shocked reh gayi
Wohin riya ke dimaag mein kuchh aur chal raha tha
Bua..yeh tu kaisi baatein kar rahi thi
Woh shaadi shuda hai
Aur tu uski behen hai
Priya..jab woh Apni beheno se Shaadi kar sakta hai
Toh mujhse bhi kar lega maa
Please maan jaao
Abhi Priya ne yeh bola hi tha
Ki Supriya ne use thappad maar diya
Supriya..badi jawani fut rahi hai
Itna chappal maarungi na
Dimaag thikhane lag jaayega
Pyar karti hai
Woh bhi isse is haivan darinde se
Main..bua apni badi beti se keh do
Agar dobara Priya pe usne hath uthaya
Dono taango ko pakadke cheer dunga
Yeh baat main itne gusse mein bola tha
Ki bua aur baaki sab anadar se kaanp gayi
Priya..ek minute rahul main apni baat khud karungi
Haan toh kya keh rahi thi tu
Jawani fut rahi hai
Haan fut rahi hai
Apne jaisa samajh rakhkha hai aapne
Tera rape hone waala tha
Toh tune zamindar ka khoon kar diya
Mere rahul ka soch uska jail mein kayi baar rape hua
Woh hai darinda aur main usi darinde se pyar karti hoon
Tujhe pyar nahi hota hoga
Kyunki tere paas Dil hi nahi hai
Mere paas hai
Aur tum bhi sun lo
Priya meri taraf dekhi
Priya..agar tumhein mujhse shaadi karni hai toh batao
Aur nahi karni hai toh batao
Main..nahi karunga toh kya karogi
Priya..toh tum mujhse pyar nahi karte
Main..bua se puchho agar woh maan jaati hain
Toh main tayyar hoon shaadi karne ke liye
Priya bua ki taraf dekhi
Bua soch mein pad gayi
Bua..theek hai
Priya..sun liya
Ab bolo
Main..kar lunga
Priya..ehsaan kar rahe ho kya
Kar lunga
Sahi se bolo
Yeh bhosdi toh shaadi ke pehle se hi hukum chala rahi hai
Main..ab kaise bolu
Pyar..bolo ki tum mujhse pyar karte ho
Aur mujhse shaadi karna chahte ho
Bua..riya jara laa toh jhaadu
Yeh sunke Priya mere peechhe darse chhip gayi
Riya aur diya mere paas aagayi
Riya..man mein.. agar aap mujhse pyar karte hain
Toh phir didi ke liye kyun maan gaye
Iska matlab woh sab jhuth tha
Mujhe aapse yeh ummid nahi thi
Phir bhi main apni didi ke liye khush hoon
Diya..mujhe toh pehle se PATA tha
Ki aap ke aur Priya didi ke beech kuchh chal raha hai
Lekin bhaiya yahan ek shaadi mein aadmi ki hawa nikla jaati hai
Aap itni shaadi karke kya Karenge
Main..main Kahan kuchh karta hoon
Maine kaunsa tumhari didi ko kuchh bola hai
Yeh sunke Priya mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
Main idhar udhar dekhne laga
Supriya room mein jaa chuki thi
Aur ek kone mein baithke ro rahi thi
Main..chalo dono ko school chhod doon
Aur tumhein college
Yeh sunke diya hans di
Main teeno ko leke car mein baith gaya
Kuchh der mein hum school mein pahunch gaye
Main pehle dono ko school chhoda
Main..lo agaya tumhara college
Priya.. thank you
Main.. meri dairy de do ab
Priya.. ghabrate hue..mere paas Kahan se aayi tumhari dairy
Main..de do na
Priya..maine kaha na mere paas diary nahi hai
Main..theek hai ab jaao
Priya.. apna khyal rakhna
Main..tum bhi
Priya mere gaal pe kiss kar di
Aur phir chali gayi
Chalo ek bhosdi pat gayi
Aur ab us Supriya ko mana leta hoon
Bhosdi lekin maaregi bahut
Yeh saala future ab nahi dekhunga
Madarchod pehle hi gaand fat jaati hai
Uske baad main pahunch gaya
Bua ke ghar
Bua kisi ke paas gayi thi
Main room mein gaya
Toh dekha Supriya abhi tak ro rahi thi
Jaise uski najar mujhpe padi
Woh mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi....
Bahot shaandaar update mazedaar damdaarUPDATE 92
Toh main raat hone ka wait kar raha tha
Tabhi meri paancho biwi mere paas aagayi
Main apna sar peet liya
Richa..hum yeh puchhne aaye the
Ki hum Kahan soye
Main..jahan marzi ho wahan so jaao
Megha..main toh aapke sath hi soungi
Pooja..main bhi
Rani..main bhi
Main..aur aapka ka kya khyal hai
Neha..yahin zameen pe so jaungi
Main..bade uchh vichar hai
Yeh maa ne bhi kis musibat mein daal diya
Ab in sabko sath mein sona bhosdi sab
Neha ko chhodke
Sab pagla gayi hain
Inki maa ko chodu
Happ
Bhosdike apni maa ko hi gaali de raha hai
Main chutki bajaya
Aur room andar se teen rooms ke barabar ho gaya
Matlab andar ka space
Aur uspe 4 bed bhi the
Main.. ek ek bed pe jaake so jaao
Behenchod yeh toh bhool hi gaya
Inhein powers ke baare mein pata hi nahi hai
Neha ko chhodke baaki chaaro shocked ho chuki thi
Main..itna jyada shocked hone ki jarurat nahi hai
Kal bata dunga sab kuchh ab jaao
Richa..lekin aapke sath Kaun soyega
Megha..yeh aap hi tay kijiye
Main..hap bhosdi ki baad mein tum sab taane maaro
Ki main usse jyada pyar karta hoon
Khud chit bowl mein daalo
Jiska naam niklega
Wohi mere sath soyegi
Yeh sunke rani chit mein sabke naam likh di
Aur phir richa ne chit nikala
Naam.neha ka nikla
Koi kuchh bole ya na bole
Rani mujhe munh chidha ke Apne bed pe chali gayi
Lekin phir rani wapas aayi
Aur kiss karke chali gayi
Rucha megha aur pooja bhi mujhe kiss karke Apne bed chali gayi
Neha rani ko bata chuki thi
Lucifer ke baare mein
Neha mere pair ko chhu li
Main..yeh sab kyun karti ho
Had hai
Neha.. har biwi ka dharam hota hai
Main..achcha idhar aao
Baitho yahan pe
Wohin dusri taraf rani sabki Lucifer ki story sunane mein lagi hui thi
Neha..toh aaj ka score kitna hua
Main..sharam nahi aati
Yeh sab puchhte hue
Neha..aati toh hai
Lekin phir yaad aata hai
Aapki biwi hoon
Isi liye sharam Apne aap chali jaati
Main.. gussa toh nahi karogi
Neha..nahi
Main..woh woh Aarti bua
Aur meri do students thi
Unka kaam ho gaya
Neha..aarti bua maan BHI gayi
Main..yep
Neha..mujhse itna darte kyun hain aap
Main..kya karu tumse pyar ho gaya hai
Sochta hoon ki meri in sab harkato ki wajah se tum mujhse ruth na jaao
Neha..aisa kabhi nahi hoga
Aapke liye apna sab kuchh qurbaan kar sakti hoo
Yeh sunke main neha ko apni baaho mein le liya
Aur use kiss karne laga
Neha.. chhodiye na sab dekh rahe hain
Main..achcha tumhein achcha nahi lag raha hai
Toh chhod deta hoon yeh lo
Neha..maine aisa toh nahi kaha
Theek hai aap kar lijiye
Main..main toh nahi kar raha hai
Aap khud kar lo
Yeh bolke main Apna munh ghuma liya
Neha mere gaalo ko chumne.lagi
Phir honto
Main bhi use kiss karne laga
Main..pyar kar loon
Neha..kar lijiye
Main..nahi chhodo dard hoga aapko
Neha..pati dev ji aap badal rahe hain
Main.. shayad
Neha..dard nahi hoga aap kar lijiye
Main..sab dekhengi
Neha..jyada acting mat kijiye
Aapne sabko sula diya hai
Yeh sunke main hans diya
Aur Phir neha ki jamke chudai kiya
Neha ke sath jo maza aata tha
Use main bayan nahi kar sakta
Main uske doodh ko seha raha tha
Neha.. Supriya ko manane ka tarika batau
Main..aap yeh sab mat socho ok
Main khud unhein pata lunga
Neha..ok
Ab so jaiye warna kal phir 12 baje uthenge
Main..woh kal sarpanch aaraha hai
Apni dono beti ka rishta leke mere liye
Neha.. mujhe problem nahi hai
Yeh bolke neha mujhse lipatke aankhein band kar li
Kuchh der mein jab woh so gayi
Toh main wahan se gayab hua
Aur priya ke paas pahunch gaya
Supriya aur priya dono sath mein soti thi
Main Priya ke sar pe hath rakh Diya
Aur phir gayab hoke uske sapno mein pahunch gaya
Yeh kya hai behenchod iske sapne mein toh main pehle se hi hoon
Woh kya hai main Priya ke god mein sar rakhke leta hua tha
Aur woh mere sar ke baalo ko sehla rahi thi
Priya.. Rahul kya tum sachmein mujhse pyar karte ho
Main..karta toh hoon
Tumhein yakeen nahi hai kya
Priya..yakeen toh hai
Lekin jab sochti hoon
Ki tumhari pehle bhi shaadi ho chuki hai
Aur tum ek number ke tharki ho
Isi liye man nahi maanta
Main..ab usmein main kya kar sakta hoon
Main jo hoon so hoon
Bhosdika main itna bada chutiya kyun hoon
Iske sapno mein
Le behenchod le
Yeh bolke main uski taraf hath kiya
Aur uske baad Rahul ka matlab mera dum ghutne laga
Jo Priya ke god mein leta hua tha
Priya.. kya hua rahul kya hua tumhein
Main... I love you Priya
Yeh bolke usne dum tod diya
Behenchod khud ko marte dekh
Bada dukh hua
Priya ki cheekh nikal gayi
Aur woh uthke baith gayi
Supriya ki bhi aankh khul gayi
Usne dekha Priya ro rahi hai
Supriya..kya hua ro kyun rahi hai
Bata na mera bhi dil ghabra raha hai
Priya rote hue Supriya ke seene se lag gayi
Supriya..bata ne betu kya hua
Bura sapna dekh liya
Priya..rote hue..bahut bura sapna didi
Bahut bura sapna
4TH DAY OF THE MONTH
Main wapas aagaya
Apna kaam toh ho gaya
Main wapas neha ke paas aaya
Aur phir so gaya
Subah meri aankh tab khuli
Jab mujhe mehsus hua
Ki koi mera lund chus raha hai
Main..subah subah yeh kya kar rahi ho
Rani.. Apne bhaiya ko pyar
Yeh bolke rani aur jor jor se mere lund ko chusne lagi
Main time dekha toh 7 baj rahe the
Rani kuchh der tak mera Lund chusti rahi
Uske baad meri taraf dekhi
Main jaldi se uske kapde utaar diya
Behenchod kisi aur biwi ne dekh liya
Toh use bhi chudne ka man karega
Aur phir main apna lund uski boor mein utaar diya
Abhi main use chod hi raha tha
Ki richa room mein aagayi
Aur jaise hi woh meri aisi haalat dekhi
Bhaag gayi room se
Rani..oh Bhaiya aise hi chodiye apni chhoti biwi ko
Main..haan gudiya yeh lo aur jor se lo
Aur Phir ek ghante tak use chodne ke baad
Main uski boor mein hi jhad gaya
Aur phir Apne kapde pehna
Aur bahar aagaya
Tabhi meri najar richa aur megha pe padi
Dono mujhse ruthi hui thi
Behenchod time waste nahi kar sakta main
Apne ko pet se karna hai
Raat mein mana lunga
Phir main nahane baith gaya
Aur baalti ki taraf dekha
Madarchod agar paani kam hua hai toh maiyya chod dunga
Main budhiya ke paas gaya
Matlab daadi ab aadat pad gayi hai
Main..daadi sun na yahan baith
Daadi..bol beta
Main..woh aaj sarpanch tujhse aayega
Apni dono beti ka rishta mangne
Use haan kar diyo
Aur boliyo ki shaadi ke ek mahine tak
Woh apni dono beti ko Apne ghar pe hi rakhkhe
Tab tak main dusra ghar banwa lunga
Aur boliyo ki shaadi isi hafte mein karni hai
Daadi..kalmuhe yeh itni shaadi karke karega kya
Main daadi ko ghurke dekha
Uski gaand fat gayi
Daadi..achcha gussa mat kar
Main..aaj kal maze mein hoon
Isi liye chhod raha hoon.warna teri boor aur gand dono faad deta
Yeh sunke daadi mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Kuchh bhi ho bada pyar karti thi daadi mujhe
Main..ab main ja raha hoon
Aur uske baad main wahan se nikal gaya
Aur phir jaldi se bua ke ghar pahunch gaya
Mujhe dekhte hi Supriya sada sa munh bana li
Iski maa ko chodu
Jaise hi Priya ki najar mujhpe padi
Woh daudti hui aayi
Aur mere seene se lag gayi
Aur rone lagi
Sab hum dono ko dekh rahe the
Main..ro kyun rahi ho
Chup ho jaao
Aur main Priya ke sar ko sehalne laga
Bua humare paas aagayi
Bua..kya hua beti ro kyun rahi hai
Kisi ne college mein kuchh bola hai
Main..naam bata saale ka
Poore khandaan ko chod daalunga madarchod ke
Supriya..man mein.. hara jagah chudai sujhti hai kutte ko
Kitna harami hai
Main.. Priya tumhein meri kasam batao na kya hua hai
Priya rona band kar di
Aur pehle mujhe dekhi
Aur phir apni maa ki taraf dekhi
Bua..kya hua ro kyun rahi thi
Priya..maa main Rahul se pyar karti hoon
Please usse meri shaadi karwa do
Bua Aur baaki sab shocked reh gayi
Wohin riya ke dimaag mein kuchh aur chal raha tha
Bua..yeh tu kaisi baatein kar rahi thi
Woh shaadi shuda hai
Aur tu uski behen hai
Priya..jab woh Apni beheno se Shaadi kar sakta hai
Toh mujhse bhi kar lega maa
Please maan jaao
Abhi Priya ne yeh bola hi tha
Ki Supriya ne use thappad maar diya
Supriya..badi jawani fut rahi hai
Itna chappal maarungi na
Dimaag thikhane lag jaayega
Pyar karti hai
Woh bhi isse is haivan darinde se
Main..bua apni badi beti se keh do
Agar dobara Priya pe usne hath uthaya
Dono taango ko pakadke cheer dunga
Yeh baat main itne gusse mein bola tha
Ki bua aur baaki sab anadar se kaanp gayi
Priya..ek minute rahul main apni baat khud karungi
Haan toh kya keh rahi thi tu
Jawani fut rahi hai
Haan fut rahi hai
Apne jaisa samajh rakhkha hai aapne
Tera rape hone waala tha
Toh tune zamindar ka khoon kar diya
Mere rahul ka soch uska jail mein kayi baar rape hua
Woh hai darinda aur main usi darinde se pyar karti hoon
Tujhe pyar nahi hota hoga
Kyunki tere paas Dil hi nahi hai
Mere paas hai
Aur tum bhi sun lo
Priya meri taraf dekhi
Priya..agar tumhein mujhse shaadi karni hai toh batao
Aur nahi karni hai toh batao
Main..nahi karunga toh kya karogi
Priya..toh tum mujhse pyar nahi karte
Main..bua se puchho agar woh maan jaati hain
Toh main tayyar hoon shaadi karne ke liye
Priya bua ki taraf dekhi
Bua soch mein pad gayi
Bua..theek hai
Priya..sun liya
Ab bolo
Main..kar lunga
Priya..ehsaan kar rahe ho kya
Kar lunga
Sahi se bolo
Yeh bhosdi toh shaadi ke pehle se hi hukum chala rahi hai
Main..ab kaise bolu
Pyar..bolo ki tum mujhse pyar karte ho
Aur mujhse shaadi karna chahte ho
Bua..riya jara laa toh jhaadu
Yeh sunke Priya mere peechhe darse chhip gayi
Riya aur diya mere paas aagayi
Riya..man mein.. agar aap mujhse pyar karte hain
Toh phir didi ke liye kyun maan gaye
Iska matlab woh sab jhuth tha
Mujhe aapse yeh ummid nahi thi
Phir bhi main apni didi ke liye khush hoon
Diya..mujhe toh pehle se PATA tha
Ki aap ke aur Priya didi ke beech kuchh chal raha hai
Lekin bhaiya yahan ek shaadi mein aadmi ki hawa nikla jaati hai
Aap itni shaadi karke kya Karenge
Main..main Kahan kuchh karta hoon
Maine kaunsa tumhari didi ko kuchh bola hai
Yeh sunke Priya mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
Main idhar udhar dekhne laga
Supriya room mein jaa chuki thi
Aur ek kone mein baithke ro rahi thi
Main..chalo dono ko school chhod doon
Aur tumhein college
Yeh sunke diya hans di
Main teeno ko leke car mein baith gaya
Kuchh der mein hum school mein pahunch gaye
Main pehle dono ko school chhoda
Main..lo agaya tumhara college
Priya.. thank you
Main.. meri dairy de do ab
Priya.. ghabrate hue..mere paas Kahan se aayi tumhari dairy
Main..de do na
Priya..maine kaha na mere paas diary nahi hai
Main..theek hai ab jaao
Priya.. apna khyal rakhna
Main..tum bhi
Priya mere gaal pe kiss kar di
Aur phir chali gayi
Chalo ek bhosdi pat gayi
Aur ab us Supriya ko mana leta hoon
Bhosdi lekin maaregi bahut
Yeh saala future ab nahi dekhunga
Madarchod pehle hi gaand fat jaati hai
Uske baad main pahunch gaya
Bua ke ghar
Bua kisi ke paas gayi thi
Main room mein gaya
Toh dekha Supriya abhi tak ro rahi thi
Jaise uski najar mujhpe padi
Woh mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi....
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Toh main raat hone ka wait kar raha tha
Tabhi meri paancho biwi mere paas aagayi
Main apna sar peet liya
Richa..hum yeh puchhne aaye the
Ki hum Kahan soye
Main..jahan marzi ho wahan so jaao
Megha..main toh aapke sath hi soungi
Pooja..main bhi
Rani..main bhi
Main..aur aapka ka kya khyal hai
Neha..yahin zameen pe so jaungi
Main..bade uchh vichar hai
Yeh maa ne bhi kis musibat mein daal diya
Ab in sabko sath mein sona bhosdi sab
Neha ko chhodke
Sab pagla gayi hain
Inki maa ko chodu
Happ
Bhosdike apni maa ko hi gaali de raha hai
Main chutki bajaya
Aur room andar se teen rooms ke barabar ho gaya
Matlab andar ka space
Aur uspe 4 bed bhi the
Main.. ek ek bed pe jaake so jaao
Behenchod yeh toh bhool hi gaya
Inhein powers ke baare mein pata hi nahi hai
Neha ko chhodke baaki chaaro shocked ho chuki thi
Main..itna jyada shocked hone ki jarurat nahi hai
Kal bata dunga sab kuchh ab jaao
Richa..lekin aapke sath Kaun soyega
Megha..yeh aap hi tay kijiye
Main..hap bhosdi ki baad mein tum sab taane maaro
Ki main usse jyada pyar karta hoon
Khud chit bowl mein daalo
Jiska naam niklega
Wohi mere sath soyegi
Yeh sunke rani chit mein sabke naam likh di
Aur phir richa ne chit nikala
Naam.neha ka nikla
Koi kuchh bole ya na bole
Rani mujhe munh chidha ke Apne bed pe chali gayi
Lekin phir rani wapas aayi
Aur kiss karke chali gayi
Rucha megha aur pooja bhi mujhe kiss karke Apne bed chali gayi
Neha rani ko bata chuki thi
Lucifer ke baare mein
Neha mere pair ko chhu li
Main..yeh sab kyun karti ho
Had hai
Neha.. har biwi ka dharam hota hai
Main..achcha idhar aao
Baitho yahan pe
Wohin dusri taraf rani sabki Lucifer ki story sunane mein lagi hui thi
Neha..toh aaj ka score kitna hua
Main..sharam nahi aati
Yeh sab puchhte hue
Neha..aati toh hai
Lekin phir yaad aata hai
Aapki biwi hoon
Isi liye sharam Apne aap chali jaati
Main.. gussa toh nahi karogi
Neha..nahi
Main..woh woh Aarti bua
Aur meri do students thi
Unka kaam ho gaya
Neha..aarti bua maan BHI gayi
Main..yep
Neha..mujhse itna darte kyun hain aap
Main..kya karu tumse pyar ho gaya hai
Sochta hoon ki meri in sab harkato ki wajah se tum mujhse ruth na jaao
Neha..aisa kabhi nahi hoga
Aapke liye apna sab kuchh qurbaan kar sakti hoo
Yeh sunke main neha ko apni baaho mein le liya
Aur use kiss karne laga
Neha.. chhodiye na sab dekh rahe hain
Main..achcha tumhein achcha nahi lag raha hai
Toh chhod deta hoon yeh lo
Neha..maine aisa toh nahi kaha
Theek hai aap kar lijiye
Main..main toh nahi kar raha hai
Aap khud kar lo
Yeh bolke main Apna munh ghuma liya
Neha mere gaalo ko chumne.lagi
Phir honto
Main bhi use kiss karne laga
Main..pyar kar loon
Neha..kar lijiye
Main..nahi chhodo dard hoga aapko
Neha..pati dev ji aap badal rahe hain
Main.. shayad
Neha..dard nahi hoga aap kar lijiye
Main..sab dekhengi
Neha..jyada acting mat kijiye
Aapne sabko sula diya hai
Yeh sunke main hans diya
Aur Phir neha ki jamke chudai kiya
Neha ke sath jo maza aata tha
Use main bayan nahi kar sakta
Main uske doodh ko seha raha tha
Neha.. Supriya ko manane ka tarika batau
Main..aap yeh sab mat socho ok
Main khud unhein pata lunga
Neha..ok
Ab so jaiye warna kal phir 12 baje uthenge
Main..woh kal sarpanch aaraha hai
Apni dono beti ka rishta leke mere liye
Neha.. mujhe problem nahi hai
Yeh bolke neha mujhse lipatke aankhein band kar li
Kuchh der mein jab woh so gayi
Toh main wahan se gayab hua
Aur priya ke paas pahunch gaya
Supriya aur priya dono sath mein soti thi
Main Priya ke sar pe hath rakh Diya
Aur phir gayab hoke uske sapno mein pahunch gaya
Yeh kya hai behenchod iske sapne mein toh main pehle se hi hoon
Woh kya hai main Priya ke god mein sar rakhke leta hua tha
Aur woh mere sar ke baalo ko sehla rahi thi
Priya.. Rahul kya tum sachmein mujhse pyar karte ho
Main..karta toh hoon
Tumhein yakeen nahi hai kya
Priya..yakeen toh hai
Lekin jab sochti hoon
Ki tumhari pehle bhi shaadi ho chuki hai
Aur tum ek number ke tharki ho
Isi liye man nahi maanta
Main..ab usmein main kya kar sakta hoon
Main jo hoon so hoon
Bhosdika main itna bada chutiya kyun hoon
Iske sapno mein
Le behenchod le
Yeh bolke main uski taraf hath kiya
Aur uske baad Rahul ka matlab mera dum ghutne laga
Jo Priya ke god mein leta hua tha
Priya.. kya hua rahul kya hua tumhein
Main... I love you Priya
Yeh bolke usne dum tod diya
Behenchod khud ko marte dekh
Bada dukh hua
Priya ki cheekh nikal gayi
Aur woh uthke baith gayi
Supriya ki bhi aankh khul gayi
Usne dekha Priya ro rahi hai
Supriya..kya hua ro kyun rahi hai
Bata na mera bhi dil ghabra raha hai
Priya rote hue Supriya ke seene se lag gayi
Supriya..bata ne betu kya hua
Bura sapna dekh liya
Priya..rote hue..bahut bura sapna didi
Bahut bura sapna
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Main wapas aagaya
Apna kaam toh ho gaya
Main wapas neha ke paas aaya
Aur phir so gaya
Subah meri aankh tab khuli
Jab mujhe mehsus hua
Ki koi mera lund chus raha hai
Main..subah subah yeh kya kar rahi ho
Rani.. Apne bhaiya ko pyar
Yeh bolke rani aur jor jor se mere lund ko chusne lagi
Main time dekha toh 7 baj rahe the
Rani kuchh der tak mera Lund chusti rahi
Uske baad meri taraf dekhi
Main jaldi se uske kapde utaar diya
Behenchod kisi aur biwi ne dekh liya
Toh use bhi chudne ka man karega
Aur phir main apna lund uski boor mein utaar diya
Abhi main use chod hi raha tha
Ki richa room mein aagayi
Aur jaise hi woh meri aisi haalat dekhi
Bhaag gayi room se
Rani..oh Bhaiya aise hi chodiye apni chhoti biwi ko
Main..haan gudiya yeh lo aur jor se lo
Aur Phir ek ghante tak use chodne ke baad
Main uski boor mein hi jhad gaya
Aur phir Apne kapde pehna
Aur bahar aagaya
Tabhi meri najar richa aur megha pe padi
Dono mujhse ruthi hui thi
Behenchod time waste nahi kar sakta main
Apne ko pet se karna hai
Raat mein mana lunga
Phir main nahane baith gaya
Aur baalti ki taraf dekha
Madarchod agar paani kam hua hai toh maiyya chod dunga
Main budhiya ke paas gaya
Matlab daadi ab aadat pad gayi hai
Main..daadi sun na yahan baith
Daadi..bol beta
Main..woh aaj sarpanch tujhse aayega
Apni dono beti ka rishta mangne
Use haan kar diyo
Aur boliyo ki shaadi ke ek mahine tak
Woh apni dono beti ko Apne ghar pe hi rakhkhe
Tab tak main dusra ghar banwa lunga
Aur boliyo ki shaadi isi hafte mein karni hai
Daadi..kalmuhe yeh itni shaadi karke karega kya
Main daadi ko ghurke dekha
Uski gaand fat gayi
Daadi..achcha gussa mat kar
Main..aaj kal maze mein hoon
Isi liye chhod raha hoon.warna teri boor aur gand dono faad deta
Yeh sunke daadi mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Kuchh bhi ho bada pyar karti thi daadi mujhe
Main..ab main ja raha hoon
Aur uske baad main wahan se nikal gaya
Aur phir jaldi se bua ke ghar pahunch gaya
Mujhe dekhte hi Supriya sada sa munh bana li
Iski maa ko chodu
Jaise hi Priya ki najar mujhpe padi
Woh daudti hui aayi
Aur mere seene se lag gayi
Aur rone lagi
Sab hum dono ko dekh rahe the
Main..ro kyun rahi ho
Chup ho jaao
Aur main Priya ke sar ko sehalne laga
Bua humare paas aagayi
Bua..kya hua beti ro kyun rahi hai
Kisi ne college mein kuchh bola hai
Main..naam bata saale ka
Poore khandaan ko chod daalunga madarchod ke
Supriya..man mein.. hara jagah chudai sujhti hai kutte ko
Kitna harami hai
Main.. Priya tumhein meri kasam batao na kya hua hai
Priya rona band kar di
Aur pehle mujhe dekhi
Aur phir apni maa ki taraf dekhi
Bua..kya hua ro kyun rahi thi
Priya..maa main Rahul se pyar karti hoon
Please usse meri shaadi karwa do
Bua Aur baaki sab shocked reh gayi
Wohin riya ke dimaag mein kuchh aur chal raha tha
Bua..yeh tu kaisi baatein kar rahi thi
Woh shaadi shuda hai
Aur tu uski behen hai
Priya..jab woh Apni beheno se Shaadi kar sakta hai
Toh mujhse bhi kar lega maa
Please maan jaao
Abhi Priya ne yeh bola hi tha
Ki Supriya ne use thappad maar diya
Supriya..badi jawani fut rahi hai
Itna chappal maarungi na
Dimaag thikhane lag jaayega
Pyar karti hai
Woh bhi isse is haivan darinde se
Main..bua apni badi beti se keh do
Agar dobara Priya pe usne hath uthaya
Dono taango ko pakadke cheer dunga
Yeh baat main itne gusse mein bola tha
Ki bua aur baaki sab anadar se kaanp gayi
Priya..ek minute rahul main apni baat khud karungi
Haan toh kya keh rahi thi tu
Jawani fut rahi hai
Haan fut rahi hai
Apne jaisa samajh rakhkha hai aapne
Tera rape hone waala tha
Toh tune zamindar ka khoon kar diya
Mere rahul ka soch uska jail mein kayi baar rape hua
Woh hai darinda aur main usi darinde se pyar karti hoon
Tujhe pyar nahi hota hoga
Kyunki tere paas Dil hi nahi hai
Mere paas hai
Aur tum bhi sun lo
Priya meri taraf dekhi
Priya..agar tumhein mujhse shaadi karni hai toh batao
Aur nahi karni hai toh batao
Main..nahi karunga toh kya karogi
Priya..toh tum mujhse pyar nahi karte
Main..bua se puchho agar woh maan jaati hain
Toh main tayyar hoon shaadi karne ke liye
Priya bua ki taraf dekhi
Bua soch mein pad gayi
Bua..theek hai
Priya..sun liya
Ab bolo
Main..kar lunga
Priya..ehsaan kar rahe ho kya
Kar lunga
Sahi se bolo
Yeh bhosdi toh shaadi ke pehle se hi hukum chala rahi hai
Main..ab kaise bolu
Pyar..bolo ki tum mujhse pyar karte ho
Aur mujhse shaadi karna chahte ho
Bua..riya jara laa toh jhaadu
Yeh sunke Priya mere peechhe darse chhip gayi
Riya aur diya mere paas aagayi
Riya..man mein.. agar aap mujhse pyar karte hain
Toh phir didi ke liye kyun maan gaye
Iska matlab woh sab jhuth tha
Mujhe aapse yeh ummid nahi thi
Phir bhi main apni didi ke liye khush hoon
Diya..mujhe toh pehle se PATA tha
Ki aap ke aur Priya didi ke beech kuchh chal raha hai
Lekin bhaiya yahan ek shaadi mein aadmi ki hawa nikla jaati hai
Aap itni shaadi karke kya Karenge
Main..main Kahan kuchh karta hoon
Maine kaunsa tumhari didi ko kuchh bola hai
Yeh sunke Priya mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
Main idhar udhar dekhne laga
Supriya room mein jaa chuki thi
Aur ek kone mein baithke ro rahi thi
Main..chalo dono ko school chhod doon
Aur tumhein college
Yeh sunke diya hans di
Main teeno ko leke car mein baith gaya
Kuchh der mein hum school mein pahunch gaye
Main pehle dono ko school chhoda
Main..lo agaya tumhara college
Priya.. thank you
Main.. meri dairy de do ab
Priya.. ghabrate hue..mere paas Kahan se aayi tumhari dairy
Main..de do na
Priya..maine kaha na mere paas diary nahi hai
Main..theek hai ab jaao
Priya.. apna khyal rakhna
Main..tum bhi
Priya mere gaal pe kiss kar di
Aur phir chali gayi
Chalo ek bhosdi pat gayi
Aur ab us Supriya ko mana leta hoon
Bhosdi lekin maaregi bahut
Yeh saala future ab nahi dekhunga
Madarchod pehle hi gaand fat jaati hai
Uske baad main pahunch gaya
Bua ke ghar
Bua kisi ke paas gayi thi
Main room mein gaya
Toh dekha Supriya abhi tak ro rahi thi
Jaise uski najar mujhpe padi
Woh mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi....
Sala rahul aur sarpanch to mausere bhai nikaleUPDATE 60
Agli subah main uthke ready hua
Aur pahunch gaya
Sarpanch ke ghar
Ek ladki bahar khel rahi thi
Use dekhke mera lund khada ho gaya
Main...jara sarpanch ji ko bula dena
Ladki mujhe upar se leke neeche tak dekhi
Aur phir andar chali gayi
Kuchh der baad sarpanch aagaya
Main use namaste kiya
Sarpanch...tum ajay singh ke bete ho na
Main...jee sarpanch ji
Aap mujhe jaante hain
Sarpanch... tumhein kaun nahi jaanta
Poore gaon mein tumhare charche hain
Har koi tumhein apna damad banana chahta hai
Main...lekin main toh rapist hoon
Sarpanch... paisa logo ka andha kar deta hai
Lekin mujhe pata hai
Ki tumne Seema ke sath kuch galat nahi kiya tha
Main...kyun
Sarpanch... kyunki ajay Singh mera dost tha
Mujhe uske khoon pe poora bharosa hai
Tumhare sath galat kiya seema ne
Main...aur ab main chahta hoon
Ki aap use uske kiye ki saza dein
Use aur uske parivar ka gaon se bahishkaar kar ke
Sarpanch...main aisa nahi kar sakta
Uske liye mujhe sabut chahiye hoga
Main...sabut hai lala ka beta suresh
Jis waqt usne mujhe rape ka iljaam lagwaya
Us waqt suresh se woh chudwa rahi thi
Suresh khud is baat ki gawahi dega
Sarpanch...agar aisi baat hai
Toh phir theek hai
Main...ek kaam aur dijiye
Badle mein aap jo chahenge
Main karwa dunga
Sarpanch...batao
Main...uski saza main tay karunga
Badle mein aapko jo chahiye main dunga
Sarpanch...main chahta hoon
Ki tum is gaon mein ek hospital banwa do
THAKUR ne yahan ke logo ki zameen jabt kar rakhkhi hai
Us wajah se agar kisi ka bachcha beemaar padta hai
Toh unke paas ilaaj karwane ke liye paise nahi hote hain
Agar tum yahan hospital banwa doge
Toh koi bachcha beemaari se nahi marega
Main...theek hai main banwa deta hoon
Yahan hospital
Woh bhi aisa ki jahan ilaaj free mein hoga
Yeh sunke sarpanch ke chehre pe khushi dekhne layak thi
Ek minute aap sab yeh toh nahi soch rahe
Ki main itna dariya dil kaise ho gaya
Toh baat yeh hai
Ki is wajah se mujhe iske ghar aane jaane mein koi problem nahi hogi
Aur iske do jawan beti hain
Do bahu hai
Aur do biwi hai
Tharakpan dekh rahe ho mera
6 boor ke chakkar mein
Main kayi crores kharch karne wala tha
Lekin ismein mera bhi fayda tha
Ab agar main free hospital banwa deta hoon
Toh yahan ke log mujhe devta samjhenge
Mere parivar pe jo kalank laga hai
Woh mit jayega
Aur bhi bahut saare fayde honge
Lekin isse bhi bada fayda mujhe hone wala tha
Main...ab aap Panchayat baithwaiye
Shaam ke 4 baje
Tabhi sarpanch ki badi beti
Jiski age kareeb 20 saal hogi
Dikhne mein ek dum bawal thi
Woh mere liye nashta leke aagayi
Ab dekho bhai Lucifer mere andar jab se samaya tha
Tab se do cheezein ho rahi thi
Pehli jo seal pack ladki thi
Jinhone kabhi nahi chudwaya tha
Mujhe dekhke unka dil machalne lagta tha
Aur jo chudi hui thi
Unki boor machalne lagti thi
Toh Uske baad main nashta kiya
Sarpanch ki beti mujhe dekhke khoyi hui thi
Tabhi sarpanch ne use andar jaane ko bola
Woh chali gayi
Main nashta kiya
Aur pahunch gaya lala ke ghar
Mujhe dekhte hi lala ki gaand fat gayi
Aur uski biwi ki boor paani bahane lagi
Main...dekho lala aaj 4 baje seema pe Panchayat baith rahi hai
Main chahta hoon
Ki tumhara beta gawahi de
Lala...darte hue...kis baat ke liye
Main..jis din seema ne mujhpe rape ka iljaam lagwaya
Us din tumhara beta uski chudai karke gaya tha
Lala...kya aisa nahi ho sakta
Main...aisa hi hai
Toh tum Apne bete se baat karoge
Ya main karu
Lala... haklate hue...main karunga
Woh gawahi jarur dega
Main...theek hai
Aur agar kuch aana kaani kare
Toh use yeh video dikha dena
Aur uske baad main Apne phone mein ek video play kar diya
Jismein ek aadmi bandha hua tha
Aur kayi ladke uski gaand maar rahe the
Lala ki toh jaan hi halak mein aagayi
Main...yeh haal tum dono baap bete ka hoga
Samjhe
Aur bhosdike kabhi toh paani puchh liya kar
Lala..abhi mangwata hoo
Main...rehne de
Tabhi meri najar lala ki biwi pe padi
Mujhe dekhke uski boor se paani bahe ja raha tha
Uske baad main wahan se nikla hi tha
Ki ek goli mere bheje ko cheerti hui nikal gayi
Dard lauda nahi hua
Tabhi main super speed mein wahan pahunch gaya
Yeh koi 30 saal ka aadmi tha
Jiske hath mein sniper gun thi
Mujhe dekhke woh shock ho gaya
Mere maathe se khoon nikal raha tha
Tabhi main heal ho gaya
Yeh dekhke uski gaand fat gayi
Main...main Apne devil waale roop mein aagaya
Mujhe devil waale roop mein dekhke
Use heart attack aagaya
Aur woh wohin mar gaya
Oh behenchod ab samajh mein aaya
Yeh principal usi jailor ki Biwi hai
Jise maine maara tha
Jahan mujhe umarqaid hui thi
Ab maza aayega
Principal aur uski beti neelam sabki boor faadunga
Uske baad main un sab logo ke pass gaya
Jisse seema ne paise ke liye chudwaya tha
Ab free mein koi kisi ke liye kuchh nahi karta
Toh maine un sabko ek ek laakh rupees dene ka vaada kiya
Phir main hospital chala gaya
Wahan bua se milke
Daadi ko leke ghar aagaya
Ghar aate hi uski chaaro bahu
Usse sawal pe sawal karne lagi
Daadi ne un sab ko bata diya
Ki woh bua se milne gayi thi
Tabhi shanti chachi boli
Agar Panchayat mein pata chal gaya
Toh woh humara bahishkaar kar denge
Main...unki maa ka bhosda
Ek baar lund fenk ke maarunga
Poora khandan chud Jayega
Yeh sunke shanti chachi buri tarah se jhenp gayi
Aur phir unki boor ne paani bahana shuru kar diya
Tabhi meri najar richa pe padi
Jo mujhe dekhke khoyi hui thi
Nikal le beta kahin ise bhi tujhse pyar ho gaya
Tob gaand fat jayegi
Pehle se hi divya pooja kaamini megha aur neha gaand ke peeche lagi hui hain
Main Apni Lucifer ki powers ko seal kiya
Aur phir main baaghiche mein chala aaya
Jahan Arjun pehle se mera wait kar raha tha
Main uske sath khada ho gaya
Aasmaan se roshni gidi aur hum kisi aur grah pe pahunch gaye
Main uski taraf dekha
Main...tujhe bola tha urvashi ko leke aane ko
Arjun...maine usse bola lekin woh aayi hi nahi
Kahi ki main uske saamne nahi jaaungi
Main... toh siya ko le aata saale
Arjun... phir aap shuru ho gaye
Main...achcha theek hai bata
Aaj kya karna hai
Arjun...aapko mujhe dhundna hai.woh bhi sirf apni brain power use karke
Aap apni ankhein band kijiye
Aur mujhe dhundne ki koshish kijiye
Yeh bolke arjun ne apni bow se aasaman ki taraf nishaana lagaya
Aur phir apni bow upar kar diya
Aur woh phir meri ankho se door hota chala gaya
Mujhe yeh samajh nahi aata
Ki behenchod main Kisi ko bhi dhund sakta hoon
Toh phir infinity stones ko kyun nahi dhund sakta
Ajeeb laude jaisi power hai
Main apni aankhein band kiya
Aur dhyan lagane laga
Behenchod ankhein band karte hi mujhe boor aur chuchi dikhne lagi
Iski maa ka bhosda
Main apni body ko relax kiya
Ab Lucifer ki powers seal thi
Ton baba ne mujhe jo powers jail mein di thi
Wohi mujhe use karni thi
Toh main tab tak dhyan lagaye raha
Jab tak Arjun mujhe dikh nahi gaya
Waah yeh toh bada aasaan tha
Tabhi main apni ankh khola
Jaise hi maine use dhunda
Woh mere paas aagaya
Saala abhi toh clean shave tha
Uska chehra
Abhi raamdev ki tarah badi badi daadhi munchhein kaise ho gayi
Main...yeh tere chehre ko kya hua
Arjun...ab jab aap do saal baad dhundenge
Toh aisa hoga hi
Yeh sunke main shock ho gaya
Main...kya bak raha hai sàale
Arjun... sahi keh raha hoon
Aapne mujhe do saal baad dhundha hai
Main...meri duniya mein kitna time beeta hai
Arjun...do ghante
Main...abe main sachmein chutiya hoon
Ya tu mujhe bana raha hai
Kal waale grah pe do din ke do ghante hue the
Aur is grah pe do saal ke do ghante kaise ho gaye
Arjun...mujhe aapko chutiya banake kya milega
Aap merr jeeja ho
Main... theek hai
Ab mujhe ghar chhod de
Ab aisa hai ki meri daadhi munchhein is liye nahi badhi thi
Ki teen saal pehle jab baba ne mujhe powers di thi
Tab maine ek baar shave kiya tha
Uske naad se mere baal aaye hi nahi
Isi liye main sar ke baal chhodke poori body ki waxing karwa liya
Uske baad hum baaghiche mein aagaye
Arjun wapas chala gaya
Main time dekha toh teen baj chuke the
Main kaamini ko phone kar diya
Ki woh bhi Panchayat mein aajaye
Aur phir main pahunch gaya
Panchayat sabha mein
Saara gaon ikattha tha
Wahan seema uski maa aur behen bhi thi
Sarpanch ne mujhe uske sath baithne ko bola
Meri daadi aur mere dono chacha bhi aaye the
Sarpanch...main aap sabko kuch batana chahta hoon
Shri rahul ji humare gaon mein hospital banwane waale hain
Jismein muft ilaaj hoga
Yeh sunke saare gaon waale taaliya bajane lage
Sarpanch...aaj se paanch saal pehle seema ne Rahul jee pe iljaam lagwaya tha
Ki rahul Ji ne uska rape kiya hai
Aur uske baad seema ki maa ne yeh baat poore gaon mein faila di
Rahul ke parivar ki ijjat mitti mein mil gayi
Aur Apne bete ki judai ke gum mein rahul jee ki maa chal basi
Marne se pehle woh Apne bete ka chehra bhi nahi dekh paayi
Ab yeh baat sach hai ya jhuth
Yeh humein suresh batayega
Suresh ke dono hatho mein plaster laga hua tha
Suresh...us din main seema ki chudai kar raha tha uske ghar mein
Tabhi mujhe kisi ki aahat sunayi di
Aur main wahan se bhaag gaya
Tabhi mukhiya bol pada
Lekin isse yeh toh saabit nahi hota
Ki rahul ne seema ka rape nahi kiya
Sarpanch...suresh ki baat sunke humein yeh toh pata chal gaya
Ki seema koi doodh ki dhuli nahi hai
Phir bhi rahul jee chahte hain
Ki seema khud apna gunaah qubool kar le
Seema kuch nahi boli
Uske munh pe taala laga hua tha
Sarpanch...ab seema kuch nahi bol rahi hai
Toh Rahul jee aapke paas kya sabut hai
Ki seema ne aap pe galat iljaam lagaya
Rahul...gawahi yeh 20 ladke aur lala ji denge
Toh lala ji shuru karte hain aap se
Uske baad unsabne bataya
Ki seema unse paiso ke liye chudwati thi
Tulsi ke pairo tale zameen khisak gayi
Use sirf suresh ke baare mein pata tha
Tulsi...man mein...meri beti ek randi hai
Ab samajh aaya
Ki uske paas itne paise kahan se aate the
Woh mujhse kehti thi
Ki meri naukri lag gayi hai
Aur naukri ke bahane
Woh paise leke chudwati thi
Tulsi ko seema se ghrina ho gayi thi
Sarpanch...ab aap hi bataiye
Jo ladki paise leke dhanda karti ho
Uska koi rape kaise kar sakta hai
Lekin kaamini ki ankho mein khoon utar aaya
Main uski taraf dekha
Aur use chup rehne ka ishaara kiya
Uske baad sarpanch ne baaki member se puchha
Woh bhi maan gaye.ki seema doshi hai
Sarpanch...toh rahul jee aap kya saza dena chahte hain seema ko
Main...main chahta hoon
Ki seema ki maa ko tab tak Pattar se maara jaaye
Jab tak woh mar nahi jaati
Yeh sunke sab shock ho gaye
Mukhiya...lekin kasoor toh seema ka hai
Uski maa ki kya galti hai
Rahul...tulsi ki galti hai
Ki usne aisi ghatiya ladki ko apni kokh se paida kiya
Kuch log yeh saza maan ne ko tayyar Nahi the
Tabhi kaamini bol padi
Kaamini...agar Panchayat rahul ji ki baat maan leti hai
Toh main har gaon waalo ki zameen unhein wapas kar dungi
Yeh sunke saare gaon waale meri taraf ho gaye
Seema...rote hue...meri maa ko kuchh mat kijiye
Mujhe jo saza deni hai dijiye
Main kuchh bhi karne ko tayyar hoon
Meri maa ki koi galti nahi hai
Tulsi...rote hue...nahi sarpanch jee mujhe saza milni chahiye
Aisi kulta ko maine apne kokh se jana hai
Main tayyar hoon
Sarpanch...yeh faisla rahul jee karenge
Bataiye aapka kya faisla hai
Main...agar seema nahi chahti ki uski maa ko saza mile
Toh use meri rakhel banna hoga
Yeh sunke saare gaon waale shock ho gaye
Lekin kaamini ne unka munh band karwa diya tha
Yeh kehke ki woh un sabki zameen Lauta degi
Mukhiya...yeh galat hai paap hai
Aisa nahi ho sakta
Main....sun be maa ke laude
Jyada uchhal mat
Warna yahin teri maa chod dunga
Mukhiya.... sarpanch yeh koi baat karne ka tareek hota hai
Aap aise ladke ki himayat kar rahe hain
Sarpanch...dheere se... apna munh band rakh bhosdike
Bhool gaya
Tune kaise Apne bhai ki vidhwa ko pet se kiya tha
Aur aaj tu sahi galat ka paath padha raha hai
Yeh sunke mukhiya chup ho gaya
Main muskura diya
Yeh sarpanch toh meri category ka nikla
Sarpanch...seema batao tumhara kya faisla hai
Seema ne apni maa ki taraf dekha
Jo use laanat bhari najro se dekh rahi thi
Seema...main tayyar hoon
Sarpanch...aaj aur abhi se seema rahul ji ki rakhel hai
Main... khadi kyun hai Apne kapde utaar
Aaj tujhe poore gaon ke saamne chodunga....
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Toh main raat hone ka wait kar raha tha
Tabhi meri paancho biwi mere paas aagayi
Main apna sar peet liya
Richa..hum yeh puchhne aaye the
Ki hum Kahan soye
Main..jahan marzi ho wahan so jaao
Megha..main toh aapke sath hi soungi
Pooja..main bhi
Rani..main bhi
Main..aur aapka ka kya khyal hai
Neha..yahin zameen pe so jaungi
Main..bade uchh vichar hai
Yeh maa ne bhi kis musibat mein daal diya
Ab in sabko sath mein sona bhosdi sab
Neha ko chhodke
Sab pagla gayi hain
Inki maa ko chodu
Happ
Bhosdike apni maa ko hi gaali de raha hai
Main chutki bajaya
Aur room andar se teen rooms ke barabar ho gaya
Matlab andar ka space
Aur uspe 4 bed bhi the
Main.. ek ek bed pe jaake so jaao
Behenchod yeh toh bhool hi gaya
Inhein powers ke baare mein pata hi nahi hai
Neha ko chhodke baaki chaaro shocked ho chuki thi
Main..itna jyada shocked hone ki jarurat nahi hai
Kal bata dunga sab kuchh ab jaao
Richa..lekin aapke sath Kaun soyega
Megha..yeh aap hi tay kijiye
Main..hap bhosdi ki baad mein tum sab taane maaro
Ki main usse jyada pyar karta hoon
Khud chit bowl mein daalo
Jiska naam niklega
Wohi mere sath soyegi
Yeh sunke rani chit mein sabke naam likh di
Aur phir richa ne chit nikala
Naam.neha ka nikla
Koi kuchh bole ya na bole
Rani mujhe munh chidha ke Apne bed pe chali gayi
Lekin phir rani wapas aayi
Aur kiss karke chali gayi
Rucha megha aur pooja bhi mujhe kiss karke Apne bed chali gayi
Neha rani ko bata chuki thi
Lucifer ke baare mein
Neha mere pair ko chhu li
Main..yeh sab kyun karti ho
Had hai
Neha.. har biwi ka dharam hota hai
Main..achcha idhar aao
Baitho yahan pe
Wohin dusri taraf rani sabki Lucifer ki story sunane mein lagi hui thi
Neha..toh aaj ka score kitna hua
Main..sharam nahi aati
Yeh sab puchhte hue
Neha..aati toh hai
Lekin phir yaad aata hai
Aapki biwi hoon
Isi liye sharam Apne aap chali jaati
Main.. gussa toh nahi karogi
Neha..nahi
Main..woh woh Aarti bua
Aur meri do students thi
Unka kaam ho gaya
Neha..aarti bua maan BHI gayi
Main..yep
Neha..mujhse itna darte kyun hain aap
Main..kya karu tumse pyar ho gaya hai
Sochta hoon ki meri in sab harkato ki wajah se tum mujhse ruth na jaao
Neha..aisa kabhi nahi hoga
Aapke liye apna sab kuchh qurbaan kar sakti hoo
Yeh sunke main neha ko apni baaho mein le liya
Aur use kiss karne laga
Neha.. chhodiye na sab dekh rahe hain
Main..achcha tumhein achcha nahi lag raha hai
Toh chhod deta hoon yeh lo
Neha..maine aisa toh nahi kaha
Theek hai aap kar lijiye
Main..main toh nahi kar raha hai
Aap khud kar lo
Yeh bolke main Apna munh ghuma liya
Neha mere gaalo ko chumne.lagi
Phir honto
Main bhi use kiss karne laga
Main..pyar kar loon
Neha..kar lijiye
Main..nahi chhodo dard hoga aapko
Neha..pati dev ji aap badal rahe hain
Main.. shayad
Neha..dard nahi hoga aap kar lijiye
Main..sab dekhengi
Neha..jyada acting mat kijiye
Aapne sabko sula diya hai
Yeh sunke main hans diya
Aur Phir neha ki jamke chudai kiya
Neha ke sath jo maza aata tha
Use main bayan nahi kar sakta
Main uske doodh ko seha raha tha
Neha.. Supriya ko manane ka tarika batau
Main..aap yeh sab mat socho ok
Main khud unhein pata lunga
Neha..ok
Ab so jaiye warna kal phir 12 baje uthenge
Main..woh kal sarpanch aaraha hai
Apni dono beti ka rishta leke mere liye
Neha.. mujhe problem nahi hai
Yeh bolke neha mujhse lipatke aankhein band kar li
Kuchh der mein jab woh so gayi
Toh main wahan se gayab hua
Aur priya ke paas pahunch gaya
Supriya aur priya dono sath mein soti thi
Main Priya ke sar pe hath rakh Diya
Aur phir gayab hoke uske sapno mein pahunch gaya
Yeh kya hai behenchod iske sapne mein toh main pehle se hi hoon
Woh kya hai main Priya ke god mein sar rakhke leta hua tha
Aur woh mere sar ke baalo ko sehla rahi thi
Priya.. Rahul kya tum sachmein mujhse pyar karte ho
Main..karta toh hoon
Tumhein yakeen nahi hai kya
Priya..yakeen toh hai
Lekin jab sochti hoon
Ki tumhari pehle bhi shaadi ho chuki hai
Aur tum ek number ke tharki ho
Isi liye man nahi maanta
Main..ab usmein main kya kar sakta hoon
Main jo hoon so hoon
Bhosdika main itna bada chutiya kyun hoon
Iske sapno mein
Le behenchod le
Yeh bolke main uski taraf hath kiya
Aur uske baad Rahul ka matlab mera dum ghutne laga
Jo Priya ke god mein leta hua tha
Priya.. kya hua rahul kya hua tumhein
Main... I love you Priya
Yeh bolke usne dum tod diya
Behenchod khud ko marte dekh
Bada dukh hua
Priya ki cheekh nikal gayi
Aur woh uthke baith gayi
Supriya ki bhi aankh khul gayi
Usne dekha Priya ro rahi hai
Supriya..kya hua ro kyun rahi hai
Bata na mera bhi dil ghabra raha hai
Priya rote hue Supriya ke seene se lag gayi
Supriya..bata ne betu kya hua
Bura sapna dekh liya
Priya..rote hue..bahut bura sapna didi
Bahut bura sapna
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Main wapas aagaya
Apna kaam toh ho gaya
Main wapas neha ke paas aaya
Aur phir so gaya
Subah meri aankh tab khuli
Jab mujhe mehsus hua
Ki koi mera lund chus raha hai
Main..subah subah yeh kya kar rahi ho
Rani.. Apne bhaiya ko pyar
Yeh bolke rani aur jor jor se mere lund ko chusne lagi
Main time dekha toh 7 baj rahe the
Rani kuchh der tak mera Lund chusti rahi
Uske baad meri taraf dekhi
Main jaldi se uske kapde utaar diya
Behenchod kisi aur biwi ne dekh liya
Toh use bhi chudne ka man karega
Aur phir main apna lund uski boor mein utaar diya
Abhi main use chod hi raha tha
Ki richa room mein aagayi
Aur jaise hi woh meri aisi haalat dekhi
Bhaag gayi room se
Rani..oh Bhaiya aise hi chodiye apni chhoti biwi ko
Main..haan gudiya yeh lo aur jor se lo
Aur Phir ek ghante tak use chodne ke baad
Main uski boor mein hi jhad gaya
Aur phir Apne kapde pehna
Aur bahar aagaya
Tabhi meri najar richa aur megha pe padi
Dono mujhse ruthi hui thi
Behenchod time waste nahi kar sakta main
Apne ko pet se karna hai
Raat mein mana lunga
Phir main nahane baith gaya
Aur baalti ki taraf dekha
Madarchod agar paani kam hua hai toh maiyya chod dunga
Main budhiya ke paas gaya
Matlab daadi ab aadat pad gayi hai
Main..daadi sun na yahan baith
Daadi..bol beta
Main..woh aaj sarpanch tujhse aayega
Apni dono beti ka rishta mangne
Use haan kar diyo
Aur boliyo ki shaadi ke ek mahine tak
Woh apni dono beti ko Apne ghar pe hi rakhkhe
Tab tak main dusra ghar banwa lunga
Aur boliyo ki shaadi isi hafte mein karni hai
Daadi..kalmuhe yeh itni shaadi karke karega kya
Main daadi ko ghurke dekha
Uski gaand fat gayi
Daadi..achcha gussa mat kar
Main..aaj kal maze mein hoon
Isi liye chhod raha hoon.warna teri boor aur gand dono faad deta
Yeh sunke daadi mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Kuchh bhi ho bada pyar karti thi daadi mujhe
Main..ab main ja raha hoon
Aur uske baad main wahan se nikal gaya
Aur phir jaldi se bua ke ghar pahunch gaya
Mujhe dekhte hi Supriya sada sa munh bana li
Iski maa ko chodu
Jaise hi Priya ki najar mujhpe padi
Woh daudti hui aayi
Aur mere seene se lag gayi
Aur rone lagi
Sab hum dono ko dekh rahe the
Main..ro kyun rahi ho
Chup ho jaao
Aur main Priya ke sar ko sehalne laga
Bua humare paas aagayi
Bua..kya hua beti ro kyun rahi hai
Kisi ne college mein kuchh bola hai
Main..naam bata saale ka
Poore khandaan ko chod daalunga madarchod ke
Supriya..man mein.. hara jagah chudai sujhti hai kutte ko
Kitna harami hai
Main.. Priya tumhein meri kasam batao na kya hua hai
Priya rona band kar di
Aur pehle mujhe dekhi
Aur phir apni maa ki taraf dekhi
Bua..kya hua ro kyun rahi thi
Priya..maa main Rahul se pyar karti hoon
Please usse meri shaadi karwa do
Bua Aur baaki sab shocked reh gayi
Wohin riya ke dimaag mein kuchh aur chal raha tha
Bua..yeh tu kaisi baatein kar rahi thi
Woh shaadi shuda hai
Aur tu uski behen hai
Priya..jab woh Apni beheno se Shaadi kar sakta hai
Toh mujhse bhi kar lega maa
Please maan jaao
Abhi Priya ne yeh bola hi tha
Ki Supriya ne use thappad maar diya
Supriya..badi jawani fut rahi hai
Itna chappal maarungi na
Dimaag thikhane lag jaayega
Pyar karti hai
Woh bhi isse is haivan darinde se
Main..bua apni badi beti se keh do
Agar dobara Priya pe usne hath uthaya
Dono taango ko pakadke cheer dunga
Yeh baat main itne gusse mein bola tha
Ki bua aur baaki sab anadar se kaanp gayi
Priya..ek minute rahul main apni baat khud karungi
Haan toh kya keh rahi thi tu
Jawani fut rahi hai
Haan fut rahi hai
Apne jaisa samajh rakhkha hai aapne
Tera rape hone waala tha
Toh tune zamindar ka khoon kar diya
Mere rahul ka soch uska jail mein kayi baar rape hua
Woh hai darinda aur main usi darinde se pyar karti hoon
Tujhe pyar nahi hota hoga
Kyunki tere paas Dil hi nahi hai
Mere paas hai
Aur tum bhi sun lo
Priya meri taraf dekhi
Priya..agar tumhein mujhse shaadi karni hai toh batao
Aur nahi karni hai toh batao
Main..nahi karunga toh kya karogi
Priya..toh tum mujhse pyar nahi karte
Main..bua se puchho agar woh maan jaati hain
Toh main tayyar hoon shaadi karne ke liye
Priya bua ki taraf dekhi
Bua soch mein pad gayi
Bua..theek hai
Priya..sun liya
Ab bolo
Main..kar lunga
Priya..ehsaan kar rahe ho kya
Kar lunga
Sahi se bolo
Yeh bhosdi toh shaadi ke pehle se hi hukum chala rahi hai
Main..ab kaise bolu
Pyar..bolo ki tum mujhse pyar karte ho
Aur mujhse shaadi karna chahte ho
Bua..riya jara laa toh jhaadu
Yeh sunke Priya mere peechhe darse chhip gayi
Riya aur diya mere paas aagayi
Riya..man mein.. agar aap mujhse pyar karte hain
Toh phir didi ke liye kyun maan gaye
Iska matlab woh sab jhuth tha
Mujhe aapse yeh ummid nahi thi
Phir bhi main apni didi ke liye khush hoon
Diya..mujhe toh pehle se PATA tha
Ki aap ke aur Priya didi ke beech kuchh chal raha hai
Lekin bhaiya yahan ek shaadi mein aadmi ki hawa nikla jaati hai
Aap itni shaadi karke kya Karenge
Main..main Kahan kuchh karta hoon
Maine kaunsa tumhari didi ko kuchh bola hai
Yeh sunke Priya mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
Main idhar udhar dekhne laga
Supriya room mein jaa chuki thi
Aur ek kone mein baithke ro rahi thi
Main..chalo dono ko school chhod doon
Aur tumhein college
Yeh sunke diya hans di
Main teeno ko leke car mein baith gaya
Kuchh der mein hum school mein pahunch gaye
Main pehle dono ko school chhoda
Main..lo agaya tumhara college
Priya.. thank you
Main.. meri dairy de do ab
Priya.. ghabrate hue..mere paas Kahan se aayi tumhari dairy
Main..de do na
Priya..maine kaha na mere paas diary nahi hai
Main..theek hai ab jaao
Priya.. apna khyal rakhna
Main..tum bhi
Priya mere gaal pe kiss kar di
Aur phir chali gayi
Chalo ek bhosdi pat gayi
Aur ab us Supriya ko mana leta hoon
Bhosdi lekin maaregi bahut
Yeh saala future ab nahi dekhunga
Madarchod pehle hi gaand fat jaati hai
Uske baad main pahunch gaya
Bua ke ghar
Bua kisi ke paas gayi thi
Main room mein gaya
Toh dekha Supriya abhi tak ro rahi thi
Jaise uski najar mujhpe padi
Woh mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi....