UPDATE 92
Toh main raat hone ka wait kar raha tha
Tabhi meri paancho biwi mere paas aagayi
Main apna sar peet liya
Richa..hum yeh puchhne aaye the
Ki hum Kahan soye
Main..jahan marzi ho wahan so jaao
Megha..main toh aapke sath hi soungi
Pooja..main bhi
Rani..main bhi
Main..aur aapka ka kya khyal hai
Neha..yahin zameen pe so jaungi
Main..bade uchh vichar hai
Yeh maa ne bhi kis musibat mein daal diya
Ab in sabko sath mein sona bhosdi sab
Neha ko chhodke
Sab pagla gayi hain
Inki maa ko chodu
Happ
Bhosdike apni maa ko hi gaali de raha hai
Main chutki bajaya
Aur room andar se teen rooms ke barabar ho gaya
Matlab andar ka space
Aur uspe 4 bed bhi the
Main.. ek ek bed pe jaake so jaao
Behenchod yeh toh bhool hi gaya
Inhein powers ke baare mein pata hi nahi hai
Neha ko chhodke baaki chaaro shocked ho chuki thi
Main..itna jyada shocked hone ki jarurat nahi hai
Kal bata dunga sab kuchh ab jaao
Richa..lekin aapke sath Kaun soyega
Megha..yeh aap hi tay kijiye
Main..hap bhosdi ki baad mein tum sab taane maaro
Ki main usse jyada pyar karta hoon
Khud chit bowl mein daalo
Jiska naam niklega
Wohi mere sath soyegi
Yeh sunke rani chit mein sabke naam likh di
Aur phir richa ne chit nikala
Naam.neha ka nikla
Koi kuchh bole ya na bole
Rani mujhe munh chidha ke Apne bed pe chali gayi
Lekin phir rani wapas aayi
Aur kiss karke chali gayi
Rucha megha aur pooja bhi mujhe kiss karke Apne bed chali gayi
Neha rani ko bata chuki thi
Lucifer ke baare mein
Neha mere pair ko chhu li
Main..yeh sab kyun karti ho
Had hai
Neha.. har biwi ka dharam hota hai
Main..achcha idhar aao
Baitho yahan pe
Wohin dusri taraf rani sabki Lucifer ki story sunane mein lagi hui thi
Neha..toh aaj ka score kitna hua
Main..sharam nahi aati
Yeh sab puchhte hue
Neha..aati toh hai
Lekin phir yaad aata hai
Aapki biwi hoon
Isi liye sharam Apne aap chali jaati
Main.. gussa toh nahi karogi
Neha..nahi
Main..woh woh Aarti bua
Aur meri do students thi
Unka kaam ho gaya
Neha..aarti bua maan BHI gayi
Main..yep
Neha..mujhse itna darte kyun hain aap
Main..kya karu tumse pyar ho gaya hai
Sochta hoon ki meri in sab harkato ki wajah se tum mujhse ruth na jaao
Neha..aisa kabhi nahi hoga
Aapke liye apna sab kuchh qurbaan kar sakti hoo
Yeh sunke main neha ko apni baaho mein le liya
Aur use kiss karne laga
Neha.. chhodiye na sab dekh rahe hain
Main..achcha tumhein achcha nahi lag raha hai
Toh chhod deta hoon yeh lo
Neha..maine aisa toh nahi kaha
Theek hai aap kar lijiye
Main..main toh nahi kar raha hai
Aap khud kar lo
Yeh bolke main Apna munh ghuma liya
Neha mere gaalo ko chumne.lagi
Phir honto
Main bhi use kiss karne laga
Main..pyar kar loon
Neha..kar lijiye
Main..nahi chhodo dard hoga aapko
Neha..pati dev ji aap badal rahe hain
Main.. shayad
Neha..dard nahi hoga aap kar lijiye
Main..sab dekhengi
Neha..jyada acting mat kijiye
Aapne sabko sula diya hai
Yeh sunke main hans diya
Aur Phir neha ki jamke chudai kiya
Neha ke sath jo maza aata tha
Use main bayan nahi kar sakta
Main uske doodh ko seha raha tha
Neha.. Supriya ko manane ka tarika batau
Main..aap yeh sab mat socho ok
Main khud unhein pata lunga
Neha..ok
Ab so jaiye warna kal phir 12 baje uthenge
Main..woh kal sarpanch aaraha hai
Apni dono beti ka rishta leke mere liye
Neha.. mujhe problem nahi hai
Yeh bolke neha mujhse lipatke aankhein band kar li
Kuchh der mein jab woh so gayi
Toh main wahan se gayab hua
Aur priya ke paas pahunch gaya
Supriya aur priya dono sath mein soti thi
Main Priya ke sar pe hath rakh Diya
Aur phir gayab hoke uske sapno mein pahunch gaya
Yeh kya hai behenchod iske sapne mein toh main pehle se hi hoon
Woh kya hai main Priya ke god mein sar rakhke leta hua tha
Aur woh mere sar ke baalo ko sehla rahi thi
Priya.. Rahul kya tum sachmein mujhse pyar karte ho
Main..karta toh hoon
Tumhein yakeen nahi hai kya
Priya..yakeen toh hai
Lekin jab sochti hoon
Ki tumhari pehle bhi shaadi ho chuki hai
Aur tum ek number ke tharki ho
Isi liye man nahi maanta
Main..ab usmein main kya kar sakta hoon
Main jo hoon so hoon
Bhosdika main itna bada chutiya kyun hoon
Iske sapno mein
Le behenchod le
Yeh bolke main uski taraf hath kiya
Aur uske baad Rahul ka matlab mera dum ghutne laga
Jo Priya ke god mein leta hua tha
Priya.. kya hua rahul kya hua tumhein
Main... I love you Priya
Yeh bolke usne dum tod diya
Behenchod khud ko marte dekh
Bada dukh hua
Priya ki cheekh nikal gayi
Aur woh uthke baith gayi
Supriya ki bhi aankh khul gayi
Usne dekha Priya ro rahi hai
Supriya..kya hua ro kyun rahi hai
Bata na mera bhi dil ghabra raha hai
Priya rote hue Supriya ke seene se lag gayi
Supriya..bata ne betu kya hua
Bura sapna dekh liya
Priya..rote hue..bahut bura sapna didi
Bahut bura sapna
4TH DAY OF THE MONTH
Main wapas aagaya
Apna kaam toh ho gaya
Main wapas neha ke paas aaya
Aur phir so gaya
Subah meri aankh tab khuli
Jab mujhe mehsus hua
Ki koi mera lund chus raha hai
Main..subah subah yeh kya kar rahi ho
Rani.. Apne bhaiya ko pyar
Yeh bolke rani aur jor jor se mere lund ko chusne lagi
Main time dekha toh 7 baj rahe the
Rani kuchh der tak mera Lund chusti rahi
Uske baad meri taraf dekhi
Main jaldi se uske kapde utaar diya
Behenchod kisi aur biwi ne dekh liya
Toh use bhi chudne ka man karega
Aur phir main apna lund uski boor mein utaar diya
Abhi main use chod hi raha tha
Ki richa room mein aagayi
Aur jaise hi woh meri aisi haalat dekhi
Bhaag gayi room se
Rani..oh Bhaiya aise hi chodiye apni chhoti biwi ko
Main..haan gudiya yeh lo aur jor se lo
Aur Phir ek ghante tak use chodne ke baad
Main uski boor mein hi jhad gaya
Aur phir Apne kapde pehna
Aur bahar aagaya
Tabhi meri najar richa aur megha pe padi
Dono mujhse ruthi hui thi
Behenchod time waste nahi kar sakta main
Apne ko pet se karna hai
Raat mein mana lunga
Phir main nahane baith gaya
Aur baalti ki taraf dekha
Madarchod agar paani kam hua hai toh maiyya chod dunga
Main budhiya ke paas gaya
Matlab daadi ab aadat pad gayi hai
Main..daadi sun na yahan baith
Daadi..bol beta
Main..woh aaj sarpanch tujhse aayega
Apni dono beti ka rishta mangne
Use haan kar diyo
Aur boliyo ki shaadi ke ek mahine tak
Woh apni dono beti ko Apne ghar pe hi rakhkhe
Tab tak main dusra ghar banwa lunga
Aur boliyo ki shaadi isi hafte mein karni hai
Daadi..kalmuhe yeh itni shaadi karke karega kya
Main daadi ko ghurke dekha
Uski gaand fat gayi
Daadi..achcha gussa mat kar
Main..aaj kal maze mein hoon
Isi liye chhod raha hoon.warna teri boor aur gand dono faad deta
Yeh sunke daadi mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Kuchh bhi ho bada pyar karti thi daadi mujhe
Main..ab main ja raha hoon
Aur uske baad main wahan se nikal gaya
Aur phir jaldi se bua ke ghar pahunch gaya
Mujhe dekhte hi Supriya sada sa munh bana li
Iski maa ko chodu
Jaise hi Priya ki najar mujhpe padi
Woh daudti hui aayi
Aur mere seene se lag gayi
Aur rone lagi
Sab hum dono ko dekh rahe the
Main..ro kyun rahi ho
Chup ho jaao
Aur main Priya ke sar ko sehalne laga
Bua humare paas aagayi
Bua..kya hua beti ro kyun rahi hai
Kisi ne college mein kuchh bola hai
Main..naam bata saale ka
Poore khandaan ko chod daalunga madarchod ke
Supriya..man mein.. hara jagah chudai sujhti hai kutte ko
Kitna harami hai
Main.. Priya tumhein meri kasam batao na kya hua hai
Priya rona band kar di
Aur pehle mujhe dekhi
Aur phir apni maa ki taraf dekhi
Bua..kya hua ro kyun rahi thi
Priya..maa main Rahul se pyar karti hoon
Please usse meri shaadi karwa do
Bua Aur baaki sab shocked reh gayi
Wohin riya ke dimaag mein kuchh aur chal raha tha
Bua..yeh tu kaisi baatein kar rahi thi
Woh shaadi shuda hai
Aur tu uski behen hai
Priya..jab woh Apni beheno se Shaadi kar sakta hai
Toh mujhse bhi kar lega maa
Please maan jaao
Abhi Priya ne yeh bola hi tha
Ki Supriya ne use thappad maar diya
Supriya..badi jawani fut rahi hai
Itna chappal maarungi na
Dimaag thikhane lag jaayega
Pyar karti hai
Woh bhi isse is haivan darinde se
Main..bua apni badi beti se keh do
Agar dobara Priya pe usne hath uthaya
Dono taango ko pakadke cheer dunga
Yeh baat main itne gusse mein bola tha
Ki bua aur baaki sab anadar se kaanp gayi
Priya..ek minute rahul main apni baat khud karungi
Haan toh kya keh rahi thi tu
Jawani fut rahi hai
Haan fut rahi hai
Apne jaisa samajh rakhkha hai aapne
Tera rape hone waala tha
Toh tune zamindar ka khoon kar diya
Mere rahul ka soch uska jail mein kayi baar rape hua
Woh hai darinda aur main usi darinde se pyar karti hoon
Tujhe pyar nahi hota hoga
Kyunki tere paas Dil hi nahi hai
Mere paas hai
Aur tum bhi sun lo
Priya meri taraf dekhi
Priya..agar tumhein mujhse shaadi karni hai toh batao
Aur nahi karni hai toh batao
Main..nahi karunga toh kya karogi
Priya..toh tum mujhse pyar nahi karte
Main..bua se puchho agar woh maan jaati hain
Toh main tayyar hoon shaadi karne ke liye
Priya bua ki taraf dekhi
Bua soch mein pad gayi
Bua..theek hai
Priya..sun liya
Ab bolo
Main..kar lunga
Priya..ehsaan kar rahe ho kya
Kar lunga
Sahi se bolo
Yeh bhosdi toh shaadi ke pehle se hi hukum chala rahi hai
Main..ab kaise bolu
Pyar..bolo ki tum mujhse pyar karte ho
Aur mujhse shaadi karna chahte ho
Bua..riya jara laa toh jhaadu
Yeh sunke Priya mere peechhe darse chhip gayi
Riya aur diya mere paas aagayi
Riya..man mein.. agar aap mujhse pyar karte hain
Toh phir didi ke liye kyun maan gaye
Iska matlab woh sab jhuth tha
Mujhe aapse yeh ummid nahi thi
Phir bhi main apni didi ke liye khush hoon
Diya..mujhe toh pehle se PATA tha
Ki aap ke aur Priya didi ke beech kuchh chal raha hai
Lekin bhaiya yahan ek shaadi mein aadmi ki hawa nikla jaati hai
Aap itni shaadi karke kya Karenge
Main..main Kahan kuchh karta hoon
Maine kaunsa tumhari didi ko kuchh bola hai
Yeh sunke Priya mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
Main idhar udhar dekhne laga
Supriya room mein jaa chuki thi
Aur ek kone mein baithke ro rahi thi
Main..chalo dono ko school chhod doon
Aur tumhein college
Yeh sunke diya hans di
Main teeno ko leke car mein baith gaya
Kuchh der mein hum school mein pahunch gaye
Main pehle dono ko school chhoda
Main..lo agaya tumhara college
Priya.. thank you
Main.. meri dairy de do ab
Priya.. ghabrate hue..mere paas Kahan se aayi tumhari dairy
Main..de do na
Priya..maine kaha na mere paas diary nahi hai
Main..theek hai ab jaao
Priya.. apna khyal rakhna
Main..tum bhi
Priya mere gaal pe kiss kar di
Aur phir chali gayi
Chalo ek bhosdi pat gayi
Aur ab us Supriya ko mana leta hoon
Bhosdi lekin maaregi bahut
Yeh saala future ab nahi dekhunga
Madarchod pehle hi gaand fat jaati hai
Uske baad main pahunch gaya
Bua ke ghar
Bua kisi ke paas gayi thi
Main room mein gaya
Toh dekha Supriya abhi tak ro rahi thi
Jaise uski najar mujhpe padi
Woh mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi....
